Overwatch General - /owg/ #50

how the fuck do i use scatter arrow

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I'll keep posting this until I hit level 369.

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>>146768974
change class

>>146768974
press "E"

>>146768974
shoot it at tank's feet to instant kill them

>>146768974
Nock, draw, loose.

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>>146769000

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take my heals harder

>>146768974
Use sonic arrow around the chokepoint then nock an arrow and E it and wait to shoot at their feet once they walk past the wall for free kill.

>>146768960
it's so weird that Reinhardt likes Hasselhoff
like, I as a German don't even know who that is
like, my parents maybe know but me?
mnaybve they should have gone for another singer like, I don't know, Farin Urlaub?

>>146769189
lucio is better

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Fuck all these IDIOTS who complain about people who don't want to switch hero.

Listen kiddo Mei is my main and I'm not fucking swapping to appease your ass because you think team comp works in a pub game.

Fuck you leather man.

I don't want to have sex with any character from the video game Overwatch.

>>146769251
i think hasselhoff is american, but they just use him as a joke anyways

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>>146769273

What if all of Overwatch was just a snowglobe plus Symmatra's imagination?

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>>146768960
>pharah x mercy
this is my least favorite meme of them all

>>146769251
>>146769304
Hasselhoff was big in Germany in the late 80s, from what I know. Remember that Blizzard isn't too good at jokes.

>>146769121
why would someone draw a beached whale

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I'm the guy from the other thread.

If Mercy had an interruptible ult, what that make you fags happy?

That's fine with me, as long as it works like every other interruptible ult, and she can recast it like Lucio or any other interruptible ult.

Is that really your only beef with Mercy is that it's instant? Because that changes almost nothing for me.

Protip: Soldier 76's biotic field heals allies as well.

>>146768818
>Mercy wields a long "staff"
>She fills you up
>She gives you what you need from behind
>As soon as you show yourself she's on your ass

>Yet people think she's the one taking it

>>146769367
what if your wife orbits my dick

>>146769392
He wasn't even that big, but the brits and Americans claimed we loved him, so it became a meme

>>146769392
Germany loved Hasselhoff, yes. He sang at the destruction of the Berlin Wall. Reinhardt also calls him a "classic", and is old, so him being less relevant is part of the joke.

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>>146769449
>yfw Mercy locks patients in her basement to harvest their semen
>yfw semen is what keeps her looking young

>>146769421
Make it interruptible and nerf the charge rate.

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i just played zenyatta for the first time. it was fun and i liked the damage that he did, but now i understand what people meant when they said he needed a health buff. he needs a huge one, holy shit, it's like he's made of paper.

>>146769442
Pro Protip: You can set ally health bars on when playing as Soldier 76 or Zarya

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How is Lucio in any way, shape, or form balanced?

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>>146768925

HOL' UP NOW
*spins revolver*
SO Y'ALL BE JAWIN' THAT
*presses E*
WOAH PARDNER
*Fans hammer*
Y'ALL TRYIN' TO TELL ME
*rolls*
THAT WE
*fans hammer again*
NOW 'SCUSE ME
*checks watch*
AIN'T NO WAY Y'ALL ARE SAYIN'
*tells the time*
THAT WE
*gets POTG*
WUZ COWBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS?

>>146769442
Also 3 people on the cart makes it go faster

>>146769606
>>146769449
jesus fucking christ mercyfags are all a bunch of retards

>>146769449
>Mercy made Reaper
>Mercy made Genji
>Mercy created the nanobiology which runs through each heroe's blood which makes her able to heal them and revive them
>Mercy shoves her middle ginger into death's face everyday
and people call her the healslut but you're the one begging for her staff

>>146769652
By how much?

Are you also going to Nerf Junkrat's charge rate?

>>146769654
The popular fix is that he gains extra shields temporarily when he has his orb on someone.

guys hear me out

what if a whole team went Hanzo

and played until they all had their ults

and then they all lined up side by side facing the objective and enemy spawn

and they all RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU'd creating a massive wall of death?

would it be able to kill the enemy team twice?

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>>146769707
>>Mercy made Reaper

>>146769421
Making it interruptible completely fucks newer players who can't manage positioning and their teammates' lives at thr same time.
That said, I think it would be a great thing, just people who are playing her as babby's first hero would cry.

Also word has it that originally it was possible to interrupt her, but this led to testers hating her because she would always get gunned down halfway into saying heroes.

>It's another "people holding w into open area and bitching about being sniped" rerun
>with "FREEZE. DONT MOVE" ads
Aahh my favorite. Lel everytime

>Lucio's speed boost works on the payload
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED? NERF THIS BR FUCK ALREADY IT'S
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LITERALLY
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NOT FUCKING FAIR

Does Lucio's speed boost speed up the payload or not? I heard it did from a couple people and assumed they didn't know what they were talking about, but yesterday someone seemed really sure of himself in claiming it was true.

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>>146769681
>dat widow and mcree
cuz your poor team doesn't have to deal with your bad aim

>>146769760
They're still not on the point so they lose.

>>146769726
Im not sure yet.
>Are you also going to Nerf Junkrat's charge rate?
No, because any hitscan class or basically anyone that can aim can kill a tire easy,

>>146769870
heh

does rating the match do anything?

>>146769853
It doesn't, I think.
That's the illusion created since you don't realize your whole team is on payload due to the speed boost getting them there

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>>146769847
>>146769853

>it's another player who's shit at genji but plays nothing else episode

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Don't mind me, posting a webm for a friend.

>>146769760
What if everyone went Lucio and 5 of them alternated speed boost to shoot beats horizontally at the enemy like some kind of bullet hell?

>>146769760
A team tried this against my team during super shimada bros. we all just went upstairs and avoided it

>>146769923
Allegedly it's supposed to provide Blizzard with feedback related to matchmaking and shit, no idea if it really is anything beside a tiny vent for frustration and disappointment.

>>146769681
Symmetra has the highest winrate in the game.
She's OP, right?

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>>146769847
>>Lucio's speed boost works on the payload
FAIR AND BALANCED
ITS A FEATURE

>>146770002
>we all just went upstairs and avoided it
Just as I used to do with my parents' fights

>Australian servers constantly down
>almost every hero is absolutely zero fucking fun with 200+ ping
>can only pick Junkrat and shoot at chokepoints
>nothing to do except spit banter when people call me out on being bad
Eat my shit Americucks, I'm here to fulfill my duty as an Australian and shitpost vigorously in your pubs.

>>146770021
I have yet to see physical evidence of this outside of anecdotes. When I do, I'll gladly shut up.

Until I do, I'm going to call you a knee jerk overreacting memelord.

>>146769983
>xDDDD only time I ever play healer is when I'm playing Lucio on Illios! hahaha!

>>146769868
Fuck you
>>146770020
This is my individual win rate though. Lucio is so easy to win with, much easier than Mercy.

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>counting threads

>>146770013
I rated a match like twice
and both was because both teams were pretty much the same
>both 99% to 99% on KOTH-map
>overtime for like an eternity

I just had a really good idea for a game mode.

It would be payload, but dynamic about who is attacking and who is defending. And who the attacker/defender is would change throughout the match. This would be accomplished by having a Payload similar to normal, except instead of being pushed from one end to the other, it would start in the middle and teams would have to fight to push it into the enemy base. So the closer it gets to a teams base, the more defensive a role they take, and then if they manage to push it back, they could potentially become attackers.

Issues that I see with this is that it could have way too much variance between high and low skill levels, sometimes for the worse. I could imagine that at low skill levels every match could potentially be a one-sided stomp, while at high levels games could potentially last forever. I don't really have any way to playtest this, as I'm not a dev, but it has potential.

What do you think?

>>146770128
Not now, Reaper.

>>146770203
I want something like Hightower or sd_doomsday.

>>146770203
That sounds extremely boring.

>>146770148
Kindly point out in that post where that was ever said or even implied you fucking XD posting titwhale.
>>146770163
I hate to break it to you anon, but your personal winrate doesn't really mean anything in the bigger picture.

>>146770316
Are you telling me I am just that good on Lucio?

>>146770203
I would like either that or 5cp.
The chances of getting either is unbelievably slim however.

>>146770203
They should just make a payload map where both players try to capture the thing, while it's always moving and doesn't stop.

Capture is the absolute worst game type with the worst maps.

payload > hybrid > koth > > > > > capture

>pretty much all lucios just play pussymode aurabot

he can do so much more you retards

>>146770203
I have a good idea too

Team deathmatch

>>146770203
Hey! Let's make a game mode worse than KOTH with hero stacking and overtime!

Great idea, luv.

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>>146769487

edit: whoops forgot there was a new thread

there was a Zen whooping my ass all game once when I was McCree. at the end of the match he says in all chat: I made your guy's McCree my BITCH!! I actually praised the dude in my head every time he killed me, but that hurt my feelings. Zenyatta can kill McCree easily from far away. I only killed him a few times, but damn is Zenyatta good at melting anybody if his team is in front of him as a buffer.

>>146770456
This.

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What's with the leaver penalty being enacted between games?

I've never left a game in progress. I like to get up and walk around after two games or so and I leave after viewing the experience gained for the match, which is around 6 seconds left on the timer before the next game begins. Apparently this gave me the penalty. Has there been no official statement addressing this? Seems like an underhanded way to get you to buy loot boxes in addition to its intended function.

>>146770462
>>146770203
team nuzlocke challenge
no Mercy; no revive
one by one they fall
winner wins all

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Uh

>>146770606
you're lying. Leaver penalty only counts after setup ends and prior to victory/defeat. Stop leaving games.

Yes leaving during attack setup counts as leaving. Yes disconnecting counts as leaving. Yes leaving to join someones group counts as leaving.

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>Pushing up on Numbani
>Suddenly Reinhardt with a shield hurls himself around the corner
>Whole team stops shooting for some reason
>We get pushed back
>We loose
Is there something about big red rectangles that intimidate some people?

>>146770606
What? I always leave as soon as Victory/Defeat go across the screen and I've never gotten the penalty.

>>146770612
>you WILL learn to like black metal my dear

>>146770674
>level 27
What are you, a casual?

>>146769251
He likes Hasselhoff in its english dub, in other languages it's even funnier references

>>146770606
>untruths: the post
If you actually left at the end of games, you wouldn't be penalised.

You could argue that "Oh I clicked Leave Game last second but Blizzard still put me in a game" might've put you in a game or two which you'd notice 0.5 seconds later but not enough to put you into a leaver penalty.

Why is blizz taking so long to put balance changes into effect? We got the McCree and Widow nerf and that took like what, a month after launch?

I'd rather they tested things hard and fast so the game stayed fresh rather than testing things for a month and then putting it in, only for new issues to become apparent.

At least half the cast needs a buff and is too gimmicky/weak as it stands. And its normally the most fun heroes too

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>>146770612

>>146770203
Sounds like king of the hill only with a payload.

It could work, but I don't know how much more fun it would be.

I think command points might be fun, like some Arathi Basin type shit, or maybe even environmental stuff, like there's an object you need to destroy in the enemy's base.

>>146770698
>>146770706
I've never ever left a game outside the intermission between games, cross my heart. Maybe it's a console version bug or something. I have had a number of queues fail mid load. Very annoying in any case.

>>146768818
>Instalocks tracer
>"adc"

fuck off league babbies

Mercy mains are fucking delusional.

>>146770456
I run around and spam m1 in the direction of the enemy team sometimes

>>146770517
he does have the highest dps in the game if you don't count roadhog or reaper hitting every pellet point blank

>>146770826
I'm glad they take their time with balancing. People have knee-jerk reactions to characters and need time to properly analyze data and figure out counter setups. Remember when bastion was "OP"? If blizzard nerfed him he would be even worse than he currently is.

As someone who played league of legends during their first season part of the reason that game was so shit was because they would completely fuck up half the casts balance every 2 weeks. It was awful.

>>146769691
HOL' UP NOW
*flashbangs you*
BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
*does a barrel role*
NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID
*right mouse button*

>>146770895
I doubt this happened

>>146770887
Agreed, an Arathi Basin type game mode would be super good.

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>tfw nobody on my team ever shoots rein's shield
It won't hold forever just shoot it you stupid fucks

>>146770826
Fuck that, I don't want balance all over the place every other week.

>>146771004
>I shoot the shield
>he has it up again in seconds
how? why do my shields last jack shit and the enemies Rein always has infinite shield

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>>146770147
>tfw a confirmed memelrod

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>still no voting to scramble teams
>still can't pick your game mode
>still only payload, koth, and points

Bravo Blizzard

>>146770887
>I think command points might be fun, like some Arathi Basin type shit

sounds fun in theory, but that type of game mode requires way too much coordination. We can't get people to stand on a cap point when there's only one and it's THE ONLY OBJECTIVE IN THE FUCKING MATCH.

>>146770826
Never fucking design video games please.

If blizzard immediately hopped on every nerf and buff proposed by their retarded community the game would be unplayable.

If they listened to this thread (You)r character would be unstoppable and everyone you get killed by unplayable.

>>146771063
A destroyed shield has to heal up to nearly full in order to redeploy. if he drops it before that just fuck him up

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>>146771004
>tfw killing Rein with a speedboosted Lucio

>>146770203

Sounds like it might be a little tedious.

Honestly, just make a team death match so I can play objective games with people that actually want to play it while the shitters can go shoot each other.

>it's a people get mowed down by a bunkered Bastion on a cap point episode

>>146771151
>let's make everything into generic animeshit!

You people are as bad as ponyfags

>>146771210
Dave chappelle was fucking gem and I miss him so much

The matchmaking in this game is way too fucking aggressive and coupled with people leaving mid-match it makes games so fucking imbalanced

>have a fair match
>some people quit post-game
>kicked back to lobby
or
>on defense/offense
>lose
>"well at least I'll get to try the opposite role now"
>get kicked back to lobby

fuck. this. shit. some game modes are really fucking imbalanced for offense or defense and not being able to do both roles really can really fuck up matchmaking.

At least competitive mode is going to fix that bullshit to some degree. As it stands now there's literally no reason not to stay in a lobby after a win/loss since there's a 90% chance you're going to get kicked out before the next game either way.

>>146771120
Yeah, but you're playing against another team who's full of the same retards you are.

My only concern is it divides the team, which can lead to imbalance and frustration. Maybe if they added more than 6 people as like a fun mode, and keep it out of competitive. Like 15 or 20 v 20. It might be fun, I don't know.

>>146771291
Overwatch is generic animeshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72l9Pwx9dYI

we still lost

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>>146771407
Looks more like Disneyshit

>>146771480
Same moe, different culture.

This game's map design makes zero sense
>hanamura
>all these side passages and shit right outside of the first spawn point
>literally nobody will ever use them because there's no reason to and the defense team is only going to sit behind the massive choke point.

Junkrat-only weekly WHEN?!?!

>>146771449
>fucks up teleport
>blind luck after pressing q

yeah you sure deserved to win based solely on that

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>>146768818
Mercy is the sexiest

>>146771480
Big Hero 6 is a poor choice of thumbnail when you're trying to argue about lack of Japanese influence.

>>146770964
it did actually
dude played tracer the entire match, tried to snipe people for like half the game with her shitty damage too

worst tracer ever

>>146771480

yup

pharah only
splash dmg disabled
final destination

>>146771606
>Mercy will never step on you

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>>146771607
Dragons kinda did remind me of BH6

>>146769983
>that instantaneous moment when he sees you come back out from behind the wall and he slams on S

>>146771603
pharah rocket, how is that a fuck up?

Who is your worst hero?

Mine is pharah. I average 7 deaths a game with her and I can't hit anything with her rockets.

>>146771671
>tfw can't choose Pharah in bot mode

>>146768818
Faggot.

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>>146770203
Game modes you can implement in this game succesfully are incredibly fucking small with just 12 player count.

12 is ridiculous. I don't care if the competitive has to be 12 players or if the game was designed with 12 players in mind. I simply can't have that much fun with just 12 players.

Give me a fucking optional casual increased team size mode or something.

>>146771793
why not?

>>146771747
Junkrat, I still don't understand how you're supposed to hit anything at all.

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>>146769691
*high noons internally*

>>146771747

McCree, i'm not sure if there's something i'm missing, or if it's the the "instantly ignore everything and 5v1 McCree as soon as you hear the jingle jangle" from back when he was OP

>>146771747
zenyatta. why bother

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Bullying genji and hanzo with pharah is my secret pleasure

>joined shitty teams halfway through a game 5 times in a row
so this is what forced 50 is

>>146771747

Pharah as well which sucks because I love her design and she is pretty fun. I just get constantly mowed down and can't ever seem to hit anyone. I have 8 average deaths and a below 1 k/d. Just fuck my shit up.

>>146771893
Blizzard too dumb to program flying AI with each map

I wonder how many League and Dota players OW has

>>146771747
Tracer
I'm uncoordinated and just get killed fast

>>146771894
I'm with you on this shit too. Sometimes I get lucky as junkrat and get elims spamming towards the enemy team, other times I get picked off by everything, can't hit shit even point blank and just die over and over.

Sucks too because he's a fun character but fuck my shit up.

>never want to play support
>no one else ever wants to play support
>if i dont play support we lose
>if i do we win
>i have to not have fun to win

shit game

So what's the current pub stomp tier list?

>>146772001
all me

>>146772001
I've never touched a moba

>>146772056
Just play Zenyatta so you can still be really offensive. If anyone complains tell them to play support or shut up.

>>146772001
A lot since that's the most popular genre online atm.

>>146772096
The hard counter to whatever the enemy pick

>>146772056
>20 hours on Lucio just because of this
make it stop

Any tips on how to get good with zarya? I never seem to do damage with her, even with 90+ shielded

>>146772128
This is 99% of the reason i play zenyatta so much.

Also whoever the fuck though designing a character that cannot heal and deal damage at the same time was a good idea is a fucking piece of shit. Mercy should be removed from the game. Lucio and zen are MUCH better support design ideas.

>>146772056
On that topic, doarrange groups with each other? I in w many complain about solo queues

>>146772001
Never played dota or lol, only blizzard game I played before OW was warcraft III.

>>146771151
>not torbjörg
what is the point

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>>146772056
Solution: Embrace the iris

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>>146771747
Hanzo has my worst stats, though he's also my least played hero. I'm generally poor with all Defenders, though. My brain just isn't suited to the role. Pic related.

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>>146771949
>tfw bullying hanzo as genji
I win dis time, brudder.

>>146772007
Same. Can never teleport effectively.

>>146771747
Mei probably.

Who is the rarest hero? Granted I am still on scrub levels, but I never see a Winston.

2 Torb 1 Rein 1 Mercy literally just makes me not want to play this game anymore

by the time i've killed the turrets (if i even can before they outheal it or position them overlapping each other) they can just place another whilst reinhardt/mercy frontline and push you away.

fucking cancer.

>>146771747

Likely genji. I focus too much on GOFAST and it results in me missing so much shit and not reflecting soon enough.

I'm hoping one day to learn his memejump shit though.

>>146772372
Symmetra probably because she's just a shitty and situational character.

>>146772372
zenyatta

>>146772372
People only play Winston in the last minute of a close game.

>>146771747
Widowmaker, which is a shame since I actually like her character but she infuriates me in gameplay.

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>Im the last person who hasn't picked
>No support
>Pick Genji

>>146772372
really?
I get raped by a Winston-player ulting once per match
just why?

>>146772372
Go to masteroverwatch and sort by popularity.

If you think forced 50 is a myth you're fucking delusional.

MMR in itself is forced 50 because the perfect scenario in MMR is that you win half and lose half.

>2 pharahs on every team
>every fight with pharah is a battle between you actually having to aim and hit her as she flies around whilst she just fires rockets in your general direction and kills you with splash damage

seriously splash damage nerf fucking WHEN? I cant count the number of times a pharah has killed me by just flying side to side and shooting around me or if im up close just blasting the floor over and over.

Kinda bullshit when classes like Genji, Mcree, Hanzo have to actually y'know, aim their weapons

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>>146769189
I just wanted to tank

>>146772472
I do this too after ten straight games of playing support out of necessity.

>lose several times
>I am now the one killing Tracer as Zenyatta

Nice matchmaking you have here, Blizzard.

>>146772510
>dying to winstons ult

literally how? As someone who plays winston frequently unless you knock an enemy off a ledge you can't kill anything at all with it. I think he has the worst ult in the game.

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>>146772372

>>146772212
You aren't going to be getting the big bucks with her unless the enemy team is tank and/or sentry heavy. Her beam is dope but pretty shit at hitting those squirmy bastards.

>>146772537

le ebin forced three fiddy me me xD

>wow

>>146768818
So, is this game dead yet, or is the porn still keeping it alive?

>>146749587
I know I'm late but this needs to be said. You can't obviously. How the fuck can you not get 40 bucks? If homeless people can afford an expensive drug habit everyday (this can run over 200 a day, for those that don't know) you can figure out a way to get $40. Go do some yard work for a neighbor, collect cans, hang out downtown by the bars and pick up money drunks drop (you'll easily get twenties and hundreds without doing anything), fill out online surveys, panhandle, pretend to be someone's online boyfriend for a bit then ask for it (try /r9k/ those motherfuckers are desperate and gullible. I've gotten hundreds from the virgins there) or get a fucking job. If you can't scrape up a 40 you're literally retarded.

>devs are actually going to fix vs AI
Finally

>>146772590
>worst ult
>gives you a ton of HP
>pushes people off the objective

>>146772726
Memes are keeping it alive.

>fire a fucking fantastic pharah rocket down on some peasant mccree
>it's so fucking perfect I'm going to hit them right in the dick
>they jump
>rocket goes through their legs, does twenty damage and throws them across the room
THE FUCK

>>146769983
the tumbleweed went in too!

Is it just me or are spawn points for defenders are shit? If at least three players are dead on Anubis A, in 70% cases you might as well just stay at point B and set up your defenses, since running back one by one won't gain you anything. Regrouping to retake the point is basically impossible.

mfw when no Jihn in overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NhEhjkOy8

>>146772590
I want K/D faggots to fuck off.

>>146772772
so does torbs ult only it also gets kills, makes you and your turret tanky as fuck and is actually useful.

Winston's ult isn't the worst thing in the world but it's certainly not very good. It makes you a distraction for a few more seconds but other than environment kills you can't do any damage and the knockback in most cases is worse than just having access to your tickle-gun.

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>that one fucking Pharah on Lijiang Tower Garden who always rushes and knocks at least one or two people down the bridge
YOU IDIOTS TAKE THE OTHER SIDE YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW THERE WILL BE THAT ONE PHARAH

>>146772764
What's wrong with it? Aside from AI being retarded, that is.

>>146772519
Not him
>Symmetra is the least played on pc, followed by Zenyatta and Winston
>Lúcio is the most played, followed by 76 and Mercy

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>>146772885
>leaguebabbs

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>>146772956
>mfw I always do that

>>146772971
Fixing the AI being retarded and adding more heroes are the main priority. McCree is getting added in the next patch

>>146772920
It really has nothing to do with k/d
>knock an enemy off the point
>they just walk a foot forward and get back onto it
compared to
>kill an enemy
>they wait to respawn
>they have to run back to the point

it's arguably worse than D.va or high noon at clearing points as well even if those ults don't hit a single thing.

>>146772921
It makes stalemates and ends stalemates.

Winston is the perfect hero for overtime shenanigans.

>>146772181
Anyone got a counters list or description link?

>>146773047

I want K/D faggots to fuck off.

Best butt in overwatch?

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R8

>>146773138
Genji.

>>146773126
let me guess, hanzo main?

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>>146773138

Watching the pro game replay (wew Seagull is good)

What do twich chatters mean with "NA ULT" "UK ULT" "LUL ULT"?

>>146772956
>that fucking D.va on Lijiang Tower Markets or Ilios's lighthouse who always rushes and knocks at least two or three people down the railing

>>146773158
Good pharah
Post her detailed stats

>>146773176

I want K/D faggots to fuck off. [/sp

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>>146772956
>Pharah has never gotten the jump on us
>I'm Lucio hiding behind the wall waiting to hear footsteps
>gotten so many suckers from that map so far

>lvl 105
>never played tracer
>decide to try her
>not even bronze in damage dealt

i love being useless

>>146773138
Reaper

>>146772921
confirmed shitter

How is 1000hp heal, 2 second CD jumppack, ludicrous recharge rate not translate well in an objective-based game?

>>146773243
>being so blown out that you can only repeat the same phrase over and over

here it comes boys "I want K/D faggots to fuck off."

Requesting the edgy reaper wall please.

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>>146773240
Why is pharah so fun?

>>146772592
>most popular champion in the game
>57% winrate
>top score per second
6.5/10 balancing right there

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post >yfw torbs turret damage is being lowered by 30% but only on consoles

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>>146772956
>mfw I keep trying but they never fall off

>>146773328
>giving him (You)s
He's not going to stop, you know.

Is the brawl still defense only heroes?

>>146772849
I've had a number of matches where they don't even try to defend A so it can get taken in seconds while they fortify B. Reinhardt, Torb×2, Bastion, Mercy team of course.

>>146773325
see
>>146773047
It really doesn't amount to anything of value outside of stalling during overtime. Nobody is going to stop contesting the point because you're tickling them with your red fists. Killing the enemy team is the best defense in the game.

If you don't think it's the worst ult in the game which do you think is worse? I'm genuinely curious. symmetra in the running

>>146773328

I want K/D mega-ass faggots to fuck off.

and i'm not the one you were arguing with :^)

>>146773397
>champion

>>146772764
Why would you want to play vs AI

zarya is the best "fuck you team, i'm gonna carry this shit" character in the game

if you have good tracking she does so much fucking damage

Anybody have that PharahxMercy comic where they're flying around and laughing and Widowmaker casually shoots them both down?

Pharah also tried to ult the Widowmaker before getting shot down.

Can't seem to find it on Google.

the best way to heal is to suck cock

>>146773264

How I feel playing Tracer + Genji

>>146773526
FEED ME MCDONALS

>>146773203
sub six kill ult

>>146773537
Sometimes I want to try out certain characters or certain map routes without fucking over my team. Other times, I just want to top off my XP bar

>>146772849
>>146773429
I bet if you did out the stats it's not even worth it to defend point A. All it does is give the attacking team an advantage to gain ults and rape you on point B when you only have half your team there.

Explain lucio passive healing and speed abilities, also amping up songs

>>146773425
Yes, brawls only change Tuesdays at 22:00 UTC

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>Kings Row attack
>playing McCree to kill the Mei our team can't seem to kill
>Final stretch
>Step right up.
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Enemy McCree is low on health
>My high noon beats his
>We proceed to kill everyone else and win
>POTG is just me demonstrating my better knowledge of time
>The Bad has left the voice chat channel

>>146773646
Like how they function mechanically, or how to use them properly?

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>>146773526

>>146773743
filtered

>>146772921
If you play winstons frequently have you never knocked someone into a corner and you just kept jumping on them and smashing them with your elongated gorilla fists effectively violating the enemy?

>>146773646
learn to fucking read

Like how can you possibly argue that forced 50 isn't real?

I've hovered above 54% since release and pretty much every game today has been a complete stomp. And by pretty much, I mean 12 losses in a row.

That's not me.

I just got off to the thought of being a healslave for some tanks, where did my life go wrong

>>146773705
Both I guess, I never stop spamming his gun for one, I mean I do good with him, I just don't really understand him as a whole, like when does the speed boost happen, when you should amp up

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>>146773528
Are you triggered, dotard? Woops haha, please excuse me ;^)

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Hey, someone from /aog/ here. I wonder where I can get McCree's voice lines from for pic related. I don't have Overwatch, so I can't rip it directly.

>>146773587
i'm never even going to touch genji, fuck that shit, way too hard for me

>>146773743
You must be 18 years or older to post here.

>>146773757

see ya irellevant fag

>>146773803

funny because you didnt read that post

>>146773830

>avatar fagging

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>>146773403
I'm slightly miffed about this.

>>146773743
(you)

>>146773857
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/

>tfw pingponged between great teams syncing ults and working as a team with compositions that make sense and lmao 2 hanzo on offense everyone thinks they're a xXfLaNkGODXx and have a terminal disease that causes seizures if they're close than 10m to an objective shitterdumps

When will it end

I just want good games

>>146773873
funny how you can't comprehend shit faggot

>>146773814
You have to be at least 18 to post on this website, anon.

>>146773809
Competitive is coming soon. I've been playing it on PTR, and once I finished 10 games and got my rank, the matchmaking has been very solid.

>>146773873
>avatar
Fuck off idiot, that's my waifu right there.

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>>146773575

>>146773881
Miffed that it's only on consoles? Or that it's happening at all?

>>146773964
I was born in 91 stop hitting on me weird guy... I trained at the farm at Langley

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i want to be zarya's bitch. i want to wear a collar with a chain attached to it so at any time she can just give it a yank and let me know she needs servicing. then i would crawl up to her, clutching her leg, begging for permission. once given i would go to work, running my hands up her muscular thighs and up to the base of her cock,

gripping her hardening dick i would put the head in my mouth, suckling on it until it gets hard as a rock in my mouth.i would suck her as deep as i could, massaging her heavy balls filled with thick cum. i would love it when she takes control, grabbing my skull and thrusting her hips forward, fucking my throat with no care for me. Then her balls would pulse, her cock would throb. then her hot salty spunk would shoot down my throat. giving me a full meal.

then she would pull her cock out, thick strands of her jzz hanging from my lips, after her balls were spent, she would toss me aside like a used whore until she wanted to fuck my mouth again.

is that gay?

>>146773620
>I just want to top off my XP bar
>search if the Leaver Penalty gets removed by playing vs AI
>it does

I can finally remove this shit.

talespin is streaming /talespinlol

>>146773814
Well they either heal or speed up everyone who you have line of sight to. The effect has infinite range. When you activate E, it temporarily triples the effectiveness of your current song. So people either get healed or are sped up way more for a few seconds.

Typically you want to be in Speed boost mode during fights, since it makes you impossible to hit and the unboosted healing song is pathetic. Use the Healing song unboosted between fights to top everyone off. And feel free to use it in fights only if it's boosted, or if it's an emergency.

Also wallriding with the speed song makes you a super fagglord

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>>146774068
Gay but i approve.

>>146774026
Thanks a lot man.

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>>146773936
Cheers, random anon. I'll put it to good use.

>>146774049
It's not dead unless nobody's playin' it, mate.

>>146771747
Roadhog.

Sure, he has the instakill hook M1 melee, but my whole problem is I have problems remembering that 20-tick exists and I hook where people are, not where they're going to be.

>>146774068
>cock slut
Isn't that flash Yuri?

>>146774049
>third worlder

looks like you are from the 3rd world friend

>>146774068
Not gay at all.

>>146774053
That it's happening.

Xboner here, not saying much because ebin mustard rice
Even though PC is really superior

>>146772212
Spam M2 like you would spam M1 with junkrat. Bunnyhop into non-tank heroes' faces and M2 them.

>>146774175
>I hook where people are, not where they're going to be
Isn't that how projectiles work?

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>friendly Roadhog ults
>enemy Reinhart flies into the sky, off the map
>he does his lshift and fights the roadhog ult while airborne
>mfw he almost made it back

>>146773859
I feel the same way
Maybe one of these days I'll go play him in a solo queue pub match and see how much of a useless shitter I am with him

>>146774173
>>le ebin sexpost
how is this even a meme? every general is all about wanting to fuck the girls in game.

>>146774180
amalia is a young cum dump, she is going to be slurping so much cock when she is older it isn't funny, but yes, that zone flash is her and eva + tentacles.

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onii-chan!

>>146774227
>using the term third worlder

how inpolliticaly correct

>>146774227
homophobe

>>146774301
not in video games you retard

>>146774284
>promoting spamming

wow

>>146769746
+25 shield per orb would be ok

my idea was some sort of damage reduction if he had his orbs with him, so he could recall them to save himself but that would promote playing like a retard i guess

>>146774301
No. With projectiles you need to lead your target. Roadhog's hook is a hitscan, as far as I remember.

>>146773936
mercy sounds like the old one

How do you deal with Pharah as Junkrat? I know it's a shitty matchup by design, but I want to know how to make the best out of it.

whats your favorite meme

mine is "winston counters genji"

>>146774354
>just realized your a trip fag

why am i responding

>>146772620
Why pick zarya over other tanks like rein or road hog? What does she really bring to the table? Her shields last way too briefly and her damage seems negligible with the grenade launcher

>>146774390
Explain me the difference, because I don't get it

>>146774390
Roadhog's hook is a projectile but it has a hitbox the size of a barn

>>146774424
concusive towards her and melee kill her mid air
orrrrrrr switch to 76 and make them switch then switch back

>>146774440
"Hanzo needs nerfs" - Mind you, these are the same people who consider him an instant loss.

>>146774173
>a tripfag trying to bant about autism
Nigga if i had a nickel for every chromosome you had the markets would crash.

Which Ult is the worst?

i don't know how many times i quit this fucking game now just to come back every time
i hate this game
i hate every single person who's playing it
i will always hate it
it's breaking me
it fucking hurts playing it

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Why is this place suddenly alot more cancerous than normal

>>146774420
That's because it is the old one.

>>146774494
Projectiles need to be lead, hitscans register instantaneously on where the player is, so shooting where they're going to be means you're going to miss.

>>146774501
I see. Strange, I thought somebody convinced me it was hitscan.

>>146774501
And yet I still can't hit it.

Which is all the fucking more infuriating when I die to it, repeatedly.

(Seriously that hook needs some tweaking HARD.)

>>146774280
Gotcha, understandable. PS4 here, it's nice not having read chat from LoL kids and just playing with friends.

>>146774567
/tf2g/ got used to the nuances of the game and stopped discussing it.

/d2g/ shitposts here constantly because they think it's funny

/lolg/ immigrated

>>146774559
Winston.
>Press Q
>Annoy some people
It's better just used as a "free" heal.

>>146774494
Projectiles have travel time, hitscan has its damage registered immediately.

>>146774567
People responding to obvious bait instead of filtering or ignoring.

>>146774370
>Lets make zenyatta a tank hero hybrid!

please stop posting any time

>>146774530

i have the normal amount, 23 or whatever but nice meme very spicy

>>146774440
in which universe doesn't he?
sure genji can win this match-up but generally winston will win

>>146774567
because im tired of playing healer since no one ever plays them, lucio has x3 times more time than any other character

how do improve my aim?

>>146774679
Is this really what you believe?

>>146774679
Nobody here is shitposting

>>146774787
dont fall for the healing whore meme faggot

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Tell me about the OC hero that I KNOW you've thought of

>>146774710
genji literally turns 360 and walks away

>>146774567
School just let out on the east coast.

MERCY IS THE SEXIEST

>>146774787
I wonder what happens if people like us stop caring
Will somebody else bite the bullet and switch?

>>146774856
>winston can't chase him because he doesn't have a ridiculous jump
okay then, friendo

>>146774831
>Nobody here is shitposting
Really the only shitposting in here is people who blog about waifus/dump lewds. At least other people are talking about the game.

>>146774831
I don't know, I prefer winning over getting shit stomped. How often do you last pick? I last pick 90% of the time. Let me guess your next point will be get gud, people at high mmr pick healer xD

>>146774856
>memeing

please fucking STOP

>>146774567
its fine, don't worry quer

>>146774832
D.Va but useful

>Genji's deflect stops roadhog hook

>Defense matrix doesnt

For what purpose
Why doesn't blizzard want D.va to be good?

>>146774974
So winston.

>>146774832
melee guy that absorbs health

>>146774679
>lolg immigrated
>He thinks Overwatch will still have a decent playerbase by the end of summer

the game is a casual shooter for teens and housewives. This shit isn't replacing league anytime soon.

I don't even play league anymore but comparing the two is laughable.

>>146774935
>winston jumps at him
>genji scales a wall
>winston can do nothing but watch him as he awaits the jump cooldown
very ebin

>>146774787
i wish no one wanted to play healer in my games. in my games it's a race to see who picks mercy first, often resulting in double mercy. such is life.

>>146774957
I play with friends, but you're probably fucking awful so get good.

>>146774953

just filter them man, stop being such a babby backed retard

>>146774974
winston is fucking awful faggot

>>146774832
Another healer ffs tbqh

>>146774832
A melee support hybrid.

>Give a 20% movement speed buff to Zenyatta and whoever he has Harmony on
Balanced?

>>146774680
>>146774629
I meant I didn't get the semantic difference between leading and shooting where they will be, considering travel time, arc and distance to the target

>>146774680
primal rage is the fastest way to get to an overtime objective

>>146775112
Seriously, just look at the twitch sections, all the hot "gamer gurls" play league