Fuck off with your gosugamers shill shit edition
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
D.Va
>Playing comp. hanamura mcree
>Itshighnoon.mp4
>go to balcony thingy to the left of CP
>Everyone on the enemy team is in view
>ITSHIGHFUCKINGNOON.mp4
>watch in awe as every single enemy gets a red skull above there head
>click left mouse button
>get one shot by enemy hanzo
>didn't event gett hit a single guy
>Ult progess: 0%
It's not high noon never was and never will be
>tfw my poverty finally ends and I'll be buying this game tomorrow
>>146679146
>Luck
Have you played Hanzo? It's not luck. Luck at least sort of implies it's a somewhat rare occurrence.
Getting fluke kills as Hanzo happens frequently enough for you to get highest eliminations 4/5 games. It's not luck, he's just broken.
Blueberry?
>>146679238
Don't.
does anyone actually like playing on Nepal Shrine?
village and temple are fine but shrine is fucking awful
femrat and femhog
Someone actually bought 250 loot boxes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ap-RGMayeI
I love Genji!
Brexit
I want widow to cease existing
disgusting
>>146679510
we got a leaveshitter here
time to laugh at him
If someone's interested, I can upload several webms of Pharah.You know what kind of webm
>>146679449
No shit, why is this a surprise to you?
post webms
Bonus: salty ennemy Mercy in chat.
>>146679426
which one is shrine again?
>>146679449
Stop pushing your shitty channel in every thread
I want to fuck ____
>All around me are familiar faces
>Worn out places, worn out faces
>Bright and early for the daily races
>Going nowhere, going nowhere
>Their tears are filling up their glasses
>No expression, no expression
>Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
>No tomorrow, no tomorrow
https://youtu.be/VgpbC1C3iNU
>d.va players
>>146679620
nice aimbot mate
enjoy ur ban :))))))))))))))))))))))
>>146679510
haha yeah who cares about Overwatch let's spam /int/ shit instead XD
>>146679581
>He voted remain
>>146679645
the point is elevated and under a gazebo sort of building
>>146679674
everyone except torb and bastion
>>146679675
>D.Va icon
Confirmed shitter
>has 3k gold
>complains about a free legendary
Confirmed retard as well
>>146679610
Don't lewd the Egyptian
>>146679610
Just upload them. You don't need my permission you cuck.
>>146679610
Do not belewd my wife
>>146679674
the doctor
>>146679739
oh i know
i dislike the one with the giant pit more honestly
>>146679734
Don't reply to him, he thinks the stocks going down is something to be surprised about
>>146679734
enjoy all your leave leaders already backpedaling
>>146679090
Non shitpost answer:
I like playing him on Watchpoint since the map is generally very open and it's easy to throw orbs to all teammates and enemies.
Shitpost answer:
Never :^)
Please tell me Blizzard is not going to listen to all those McCree whiners on their forum.
>>146679274
>Blueberry?
Yes pls. Why is she so perfect?
>>146679778
It's a dupe of a terrible legendary. That's some awful luck. And I'm not spending coins until I see the new skins.
>>146679274
Her name is Amélie
>>146679926
Devs said they're watching McCree to make sure they didn't nerf him too much.
>>146679878
Was this before or after the labour party leaders resigning?
>play tracer
>good tracer on the other team
>win exactly half the 1v1s in the match
>feel like murdering a dozen kittens after the match is over
it's so goddamn aggravating
>>146679620
speaking of GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX
Which Symmetra skin is the patrician choice? Devi or Goddess?
Widow still good post nerf?
>>146679610
HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>146679963
So what exactly are you bitching about here?
>>146680051
Vishkar
>>146679610
fuck those guys do it
>>146679274
Blueberry is white!
White!
>>146680014
before
tories are also exploding
boris is left with nothing but dust and pieces at this pace
>>146679949
THICC
>>146679973
Amélie is cute!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I KNOW YOU NEED HEALING! I CAN SEE IT YOU FUCKING SHITTER
>>146679949
>not posting thicc version
>>146679274
>>146679949
she's french, she's blue,
she's a smurf
>>146680064
The contents of the lootbox. Isn't it obvious?
>>146680145
Easily the cutest girl if blizzard hadn't given her the shitty blue skin ;_;
>lets MS paint her blue!
what the fuck were they thinking
>>146680228
no you fucking can't
you're not fucking healing
>>146680145
>>146680207
>tfw her name before Widowmaker was literally Lecroix
>>146679138
>Lucio can be interrupted before his shield goes off
>Junkrat can be interrupted before his tire launches
>Reaper can be stunned out of his ulti
>Most ultis have huge warnings and you can get out of the way of them
>Mercy's ulti is push Q to make a massive tempo swing instantly without line of sight in a huge range
>>146680270
>shitty blue skin
I'll fite you
>>146680270
I'd like a background cinematic detailing the brainwashing and the murder of her husband. Would be nice to see blueberry before she became an assassin.
>>146679802
>>146679812
Sorry guys...
>>146680059
Don't be so impatient.
http://webmshare.com/play/3vXQ8
http://webmshare.com/play/ZBjgG
http://webmshare.com/play/6wj8G
http://webmshare.com/play/WnBKd
>>146680228
what if they want the other kind of healing
Why does Junkrat look like an ugly gremlin in official art but look like a cute 25 year old in game? Who made this decision?
>>146680279
If I wasn't healing then you pieces of shit would all be dead already
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND I'LL GET TO IT WHEN I CAN
>>146680270
this
Competitive mindset will kill Overwatch.
>>146680258
not thick enough
needs to be thicker
like this
>>146679090
Widow and Hanzo are____fun.
>>146680360
> Lacroix
>Have +50% winrate
>Past 10 games have been one sided stomps against me
Mmm
Why isn't competive overwatch forced 50% for all its players?
>teams allowed to play amateurs and teams below their skill level
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FAIR? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FORCED 50% LIKE US REGULAR PEOPLE
WHAT THE FUCK
why did they make zarya's face fatter in the tumblr skins
>>146680267
Why?
>>146680438
I think it's because
1) they had not established his age
and
2) it's one of those overdramatizing crime-shows; they probably have blurry photos and victim descriptions of the criminals
>and their full names
I'm still surprised that nobody caught them yet;
guy on fire with a peg-leg and bad posture and a fat pig with a tattoo seem to stand out
>>146680420
Forgot that big one, stupid me
https://webm.lol/v/1z733b4e4d
>>146680547
don't open the sarcophagus
>>146680389
>mercy can literally be dead 80% of her playtime if the enemy team has a good Tracer, Reaper or Genji
>>146680228
I'M THE BEST FUCKING OVERTHROW PLAYER THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN AND I'M THE ONE CARRYING THIS TEAM OF DOGSHIT PLAYERS SO YOUR ONLY FUCKING JOB IS TO HEAL ME YOU SHITSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER
Spamzo is a bullshit hero that needs to be reworked.
If he's going to be a pussy who just ducks and shoots over and over, he shouldn't be able to one shot kill low hp heroes with random arrows that land headshots without even trying.
>>146680438
I did.
>>146680420
>http://webmshare.com/play/WnBKd
holy shit i thought the sym was an alien
Guys there's a serious problem right now. I want to play the full cast but I can't stop playing Junkrat.
How do I stop? Should I even stop?
>Get gold medals galore as Pharah
>Always fcking lose due to retarded team jumping into Reaper ults
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>146680746
>being this much of a faggot
You're a mobashitter for sure
>>146680820
Pick someone else and play them till you git gud. Wash, rinse, repeat with every hero.
>-75% EXP (LEAVER PENALTY)
>-75% EXP (LEAVER PENALTY)
>-75% EXP (LEAVER PENALTY)
>-75% EXP (LEAVER PENALTY)
i-it's going to stop, right?
>>146680867
>He doesn't recognize Emperor Chi Long Qua
>>146680823Reapositioning
>tfw 4 gold medals on Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6O2Rxzc-E
El Rato is a miracle of the universe
>>146680420
https://my.mixtape.moe/gelyrn.webm
why doesn't anybody ever post this one? it's so cute
>>146680924
it lasts longer than you think
>>146680702
he also looks younger in the comic too
>with sharper teeth
>like the CEO they kill
>maybe the artist just likes drawing canines?
>or maybe Junkrat is just one of those things hell spits out sometimes
>>146680725
>huge range
top kek
If it's not a koth map, you have to throw yourself in the line of fire to rez more than 3 people
Do these comp games have a hero limit?
Can't remember the last time I've seen two of the same hero on one team.
>>146680924
It's something like if you left x out of your last 20 games (I think it's 5), you get the penalty. So just keep playing.
>>146680438
I wanna make him cry in a sexual way
>>146680924
Better have a penalty than retardoids teammates.
>>146680924
Only when you see this shit happening
>>146680438
He looks like an ugly gremlin ingame too though
>>146680761
>reworking one of the worst heroes in the game because of luckylogs
How bad do you have to be complain about Hanzo? He fucking sucks and his slow ass projectile arrows are never consistent enough to kill enemies unlike Widow's hitscan shots.
>>146681076
noice
>trying to increase my K/D considering winrate is impossible to actively improve
>sitting at 53% winrate
>start getting paired with absolute horseshit players
>start going against enemy teams with level 100/200+ players
>start getting put in servers outside of my region
>can do absolutely nothing but die due to latency/tick-rate issues and enemy players being drastically better than my team, leaving no space for me to make anything happen
>K/D only goes down
>winrate only goes down
>nothing to do to stop it
Why do I still play this, it's never going to change or get any better.
>>146680924
lasts based on the number of games you left
>>146681036
This specific tournament does.
>>146681036
they do so double zarya doesn't shit on everything
>>146681076
>spamming alt-fire at everything
>deflecting after the McCree decides he wants a quad kill instead of a double
What a shit Genji.
>Lijiang Tower
>Somebody else picks Frogkid so I can actually play a different character
>They suck, switch to Bastion
>I have to switch to Lucio
>Win every match
Why. I don't want to play Jetset-Manlet all the time! Just let me play something else! I want to get off Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!
I like meis butt
>>146680746
If you're so good then why do you get hurt so much?
CHECKMATE SHITTER
>>146681146
I feel like he looks satanically ugly half the time and then normal the other half.
>>146681202
On the other hand, it was the second time I did that in the match
>>146681150
that fucking picture holy shit
>>146681259
I want tothrowMei's buttand the rest of the body into a meat grinder
Friend just got the game literally hasn't played a match and we're gonna group up. I'm level 50ish.
Is match making going to put us with people his level or mine?
>>146681298
BECAUSE I GOT FUCKING DDOS'D
>HA HA TIME FOR WHOLE HOG
>HEY LUCIO IS THAT YOU WALL RIDING IN THE CORNER OF THE CEILING UP THERE
>LET ME GLUE YOU TO THAT CORNER SO YOU CAN DO FUCKALL AND DIE
If this game goes out of its way to make half your games a loss, what am I meant to be playing for? And don't say 'fun', because losing isn't fun.
Should I just be sitting back and acknowledging the snowball, then just try to boost my eliminations/damage by playing safely? There isn't much else to do.
>Kill the Junkrat
>Kill the Hanzo
>Take out the turret
>Finish off Mercy
>Start to take the point
>Everyone's dead
>Enemy Roadhog appears
>Die, return, shit's all back to where it was before
>>146679090
>my faces when
>>146680228
They see me healing somebody else while being shot at by a pharah, a hanzo and a tracer and they can't process that maybe I'm a lil busy atm. Maybe I can't just Valkyrie past their reinhardt to heal them. Maybe I'd love to at the very least get the hanzo off me. Maybe I'd appreciate if my team can kill the enemy team a lot faster than the enemy team killed them.
Most of these players don't want a medic, they just want the health. They don't care about protecting the medic, they don't care about staying within the medic's effective healing range and they never seem to be capable of playing around the medic's ults.
>>146681150
Making his arrows narrower might actually encourage some midrange combat instead of Hanzo shitters pretending to be Widow.
Hanzo is not meant to sit in back doing nothing.
>>146681472
Quit playing a video-game like it matters, you fucking idiot.
Would this ruin the game?
>>146679510
Imagine choking out Tracer
>>146681150
>luckylogs
>sucks
>never consistent
Sounds like it warrants a rework to me to be quite honest, family.
>>146681540
When what?
>>146681540
>highlights=potg
How does this make you feel ?
>>146681604
Yes, without a doubt.
>>146681630
when told when to pick Zenyattathe answer is always
>>146681593
Then what the fuck am I meant to be doing? I don't want to embrace death.
>The only constant in your lost games are you :^)
>Not the Symmetra on Attack
>Or the AFK Torby
>Or the Absent-Minded Mercy
>The Lucio that only ults himself
>The Genji that can't deflect hooks
>>146681604
>being able to tell baddies that they fucking suck and should stop playing widow or genji
Yes please!
>>146679175
Filtered.
>>146681604
The community would mange to be much worse.
>>146681662
What if it didn't show deaths?
>>146681604
Now with that shit design, no
>>146681604
nope
it would make things easier for me as mercy so I can know who's worth healing and boosting and who isn't
>>146681043
>brings a tear to my eye
Just played against this monstrosity. Was a total faggot the whole time, typing "xd noobs" in the chat and blamed the team whenever he died.
Why do Genji mains exist?
>>146681741
You are the only constant, because if you're earning more gold medals than your team you're going to be paired with shittier players for you to """"carry"""".
>>146681734
Everything in this life is pointless unless it helps you get food and water to live. Just enjoy the video game you bought and stop caring about your gay ass win loss ratio bullshit. No one cares about you or your "skills," fag
which mechanics exist in overwatch that make it impossible to be taken as a serious, healthy competitive game???
(99% of people will get this question wrong)
>With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
What did he mean by this?
>attack numbai
>2 widows
>attack symmetra
>i have gold eliminations
>as reinhardt
DAMN YOU FORCED 50/50
>>146681604
Just look at other games with scoreboards...
You remember how every other game there'd be some idiot holding it up to scrutinize a teammate?
Yes, you do.
It'll happen here, too.
>>146681909
your mother
>>146681960
It is already happening with medals, even if those were removed nothing would change
>getting leaver penalty despite the game constantly putting me in US servers despite being Australian
????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????
>>146681908
It's a Blizzard game, increasing stats is literally all that matters.
>>146681604
>Hero swapping
>multiple heroes
>>146681883
>that Tumblr that's just art of Roadhog fucking Junkrat and he's always crying
My dick can only take so much.
>>146681827
It would still show accuracy, killed/killed by, objective score, etc.
Any of those stats will be used for bitching. Any single one.
>>146681945
>hopefully someone kills me so I don't have to live in dishonor anymore
>FML
>I need a drink to forget my sorrow
>>146681697
Ok but what is that picture supposed to represent?
when am i going to get my first legendary senpai ;_;
>>146681892
On the same level as autistic D.Va fags.
>>146682041
>increasing stats is literally all that matters
Cringe
>>146682030
No one can see your medals though, t b h they should make them visible
>>146682202
Today
>>146681604
Just make it display the medals being allocated to the team so you can tell your 0 medal Genji or Hanzo to just stop
>Now arriving at: Hanamura
>Leave Game
>Now arriving at: Volskoya Industries
>Leave Game
>Now arriving at: Anubis
>Leave Game
Man, my enjoyment of Overwatch has greatly improved with these three simple steps.
>>146682241
>t b h
Just say "to be honest", okay?
>>146682225
Again, it's a Blizzard game. Are you going to make a point or accept I'm right? Diablo, WoW, Heroes of the Storm, Starcraft. Overwatch too. They provide nothing in the long-run other than bigger numbers.
>>146681604
blizzard is run by lyte *TM* and cannot introduce elements that are considered "toxic" based on cutting edge research he has done in the field
>>146682331
t b h no
>>146681950
>attack Hollywood
>4 defense heroes and a lucio
>pick reinhardt
>I'm the only one that ever engages, team just hangs back and spams grenades/logs
>end with gold in elims and objective kills
>team says I was shit because all I did was chase kills
>>146681604
>retard reaper says I'm a shit Tracer
>I have silver elim medal
>end game, another player has a 3 gold medals card
>I know the guy shittalking me must have even less
Need stuff like this so retards shut the fuck up when you play, and know their fucking place bottom feeding the board.
I would also know who to pair my attacks with and sync my ultis.
>>146681604
is the % accuracy or ult charge
the current scoreboard shows you teammates with ult, it needs that
and wheres "damage done" or "damage blocked", nobody gives a shit about your killstreak
also those last two columns are pointless, just wasted space
>>146681604
>kill streak
lmao what
how come I usually have like 140fps but every once in a while something will trigger in the game that gives me sub 30 fps
I then have to restart the game to fix the problem
>>146681604
The killed most/by is pretty cool.
>>146682412
Can there be only one holder of each medal excepting ties?
So if I have the bronze elim medal I know I've got the third highest on the team etc etc?
>ITS HIGH NOON
>GET BEHIND ME
>76 walks infront of me shooting at the mcree
>DRAW
>AUGHGHGUHG
Is this what being triggered feels like?
>>146681604
I want something like this just so I have more proof that our genji/hanzo is shit and needs to fucking change
>Genji you're 3/18 and you keep getting killed by Bastion, fucking switch
Can Anubis just be removed? I don't have fun attacking and I don't have fun defending, shit map.
>>146682241
It's not that, it's that you know how bad everyone else is doing by looking at YOUR medals
>>146679090
is it true that the servers have 20 tickrate
t. potential buyer
soldier 76 is always a good pick and has literally no counters
prove me wrong
>>146682740
yes
>>146682740
true
t. regretting player
When are they going to gut Hanzo?
He's worse than Widow was.
>>146682585
You can have two guys with same medals, but 3 golds means there are no silvers and bronze, obviously.
So if this guy was better than me I would be bronze. At the very least he got silver too, but very unlikely to get the exact same number of kills around 25...
>>146682764
Roadhog eats 76 for breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egUWA4FNIsg
>>146682831
try picking reinhardt or winston instead of roadhog
>>146682740
Yes
>>146682740
as a potential buyer, you have the right to know that server side is 60hz, while client side is 20hz
t. overwatch buyer
When are they going to guy [hero that annoys me]?
They're unbearable and ruin the fun of any match they're in.
>tfw having a really bad day in the game and losing like 4/5 of the matches
>finally about to win
>disconnected from server
Blizzard please give back my forced 50%.
>>146682831
hanzo is so fucking awful, how can you struggle against him?
is there a mercy version of this?
>>146681604
This game is already heated enough as it is with cards at the end. It does not need this dick-stroking board oh my fucking god.
hey guys r-remember me?
Enough of bad beats stories, I want some good feels, the ones that keep us coming back to this. I'll start.
>Friends call it last game of the night
>Attack on King's Row
>Lock in Cyborg Ninja Man
>Start game by deflecting a Widowmaker headshot
>Get three kills every time I ult
>Push like motherfuckers
>3 minute timer
>End the game with a Team Kill announced as the payload hits the end
>We actually don't get greedy and end our win streak on a high note
>>146682030
Thankfully gold medals don't translate to the objective so anyone can see through that bullshit.
>>146682895
Thunderstorms are comfy as fuck though.
>>146679428
>not giving femhog big fat cowtits
>>146682202
>you will never be a manlet
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, BROS!
This game is shit
You should feel bad for still playing it
>>146683080
who?
upboat is you know that feel
>>146683080
Still more popular than Overwatch, you know that right?
>>146682895
dear god
>your team makes a last ditch effort to cap Anubis B
>End up getting a team kill and capping just as overtime starts
>A Widowmaker gets play of the game shooting people on the roof when we were capping A.
Okay, screw you potg algorithm.
>hanzo can 1 shot a full health reinhardt with scatter arrows
>roadhog hooks me behind a wall
>holds down m1
>i die
GUESS I GOT OUTPLAYED AGAIN HAHA
>>146683181
Nice blog.
>>146683292
simple geometry
>>146683245
because it's f2p, it will always have tons of beaners and ppl who have no money
I bought Overwatch on PS4 initially as a fun fuckaround game to pick up with friends since they're all console shitters but I'm realizing the console version is noticeably worse than the PC version for this game and want to switch over. Worth it? Will it be on sale at any point for some kind of summer sale thing?
>>146682764
Roadhog. Widow. Hanzo. Junkrat spam. A sensible Genji when your team is too stupid to help. Mei if she spots you first. An angry Reinhardt. A tracer that can aim. Reaper that gets a single close shot.
o\\\
Is there anything more satisfying than a point blank helix+mele into tracer?
>>146682331
Just neck yourself tbqfhs
>>146682961
>server side is 60hz, while client side is 20hz
>>146683334
Roadhog is cancer
doesn't help that if you lose sight of him for a second he reappears with full health
>>146683443
a Zenyatta kill that ends with a kick.
>>146683424
>Will it be on sale at any point for some kind of summer sale thing?
Yeah B-cuz their sales numbers are suffering so much.
Sick of hearing
>wah character I suck against needs a nerf!
So here's some stupid fan oc's!
When can I have my defensive front-line Sniper with a shield, maybe instead of stealthy edge spider sniper or muh asian bowman
>>146683568
>Yeah B-cuz their sales numbers are suffering so much.
I never said nor implied that.
>>146683453
the server sends out packets to the clients at a rate of 60Hz
the client sends out packets to the server at a rate of 20Hz
just like your game will render at 100+ whatever frames per second, but your monitor will only display 60
>>146683453
>>146682961
But what does it actually mean and how much should I be complaining?I genuinely believe 3/4ths deaths aren't my fault and are due to the server deciding I was in a position that I clearly wasn't in
>>146683573
Generry McRobotarm
>>146683029
The Spamzo playstyle needs a nerf. Make him an actual skilled character.
>>146683081
> playing with 2 friends on volskaya defense
> I go torb, forget what the others were
> enemy team is 6 dvas
> shit happens and they eventually take A and then get B relatively quickly due to dvas speed and a bunch of self destructs everywhere
> salty as hell about it
> we play them on attack next
> we go try hard mode and beat them in 1:47
Quickest Win yet
>>146683573
That's really bad
>dude goes genji
>other guy starts swearing at him calling him a fag
keep it on the message board brehs
>>146683573
Really the biggest change I want them to make in the game is that a team can't have two of the same hero.
>>146683621
I'd rather have a guy with a lever action rifle
>>146682895
did you ever see a train and thought
"that train is going to derail and kill hundreds"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
>>146683709
now that's something i agree completely with
>>146683709
get over it, doesn't matter how much he gets nerfed because people will still whine about spamzo
>>146683453
>>146683701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTH2ZPgYujQ
>>146683573
it's like people dont realize this games artwork is supposed to be fun and aloof not 2edge4u
>>146683701
the server 60hz doesn't really help much, when the client connections are shit.
so basically 20 tick and their netcode make the game seemingly run "smooth", but lags and bad connections still fuck shit up hard. But often you can't see that, even in killcam. this is why so much shit just feels off.
>>146683839
>it's your fault! XD
Fucking kikes don't want to pay more for decent servers.
>>146683839
>giving jewtube views.
But can someone please give a quick runtrhough of the vid?
>>146683748
I'm out so... Hopefully the distraction somehow magically continues.
>>146683709
make him shoot arrows instead of logs
arrows are significantly faster
arrow charge time reduced slightly
movement with charged bow increased
there i fixed hanzo
>>146683668
I wouldn't expect a sale m8. Isn't D3 still like 50 bux?
>Remember, Remember... wait what was I supposed to remember?
What did he mean by this?
>walk around corner
>instantly die to bastion holding that button
>play of the game stolen by a guy who pressed Q
disappoint
>>146683215
>Can count the environmental kills I've gotten on one hand
>Can't play Roadhog on KotH because I have PTSD now
>>146684015
V for vendetta reference.
>>146684015
That his hair is on fire maybe.
>>146684015
he's making a reference to The Fifth of November folk rhyme.
>>146684015
It means he epic failed, guy
>>146684015
The fifth of November
>>146679457
Me too, anon.I wanna have a threesome with him and daddy Rein.
>>146684015
What did he mean by this?
>>146684015
Where the treasure is.
>>146684075
jalousy is bad anon
>genji hanzo instalock
>every
>single
>game
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think blizzard will listen to the constant complainers about "This Hero is OP because of X" and ruin the game?
>>146684187
>the treasure is a harem of fem trashmouses.
Yes.
>>146684215
>Our hanzo is trash
>Enemy Hanzo has a masters degree in Geometry
>>146684187
>thicc qt generic girl
Worthless genderbend
>>146684154
would be funny if that was his birthday
>I want the birthday-dates of all the heroes
>>146684236
>>146684312
The treasure is the formula for a gender-swapping solution.
>>146684312
i agree that she should be much skinnier but thicc? not even a little, boi
>>146682412
>not gold in Elims as tracer.
ud err jab bloody he'll govna. he pop ya good and rite.
>>146681449
prestiged
>>146681076
> spamming alt fire from a distance
Nah
>>146684364
Even better.
>>146683709
How to fix Hanzo:
Reskin bow and arrow into something boring like a plasma rifle, stats stay the same.
>>146684278
>Every time I go into a hallway I get geometry'd
>try Hanzo out and fire scatter arrow into cramped hallway full of enemy team
>not one kill
I'm not touching him again...
Who #GodFree here? Looking for fellow atheists to group with.
I just got my first PotG as my main.
Mainly jumping around like a retard but hey, it's something.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Am I a faggot for actually wanting genderbend skins?
I think it could be a cool thing, as long as they actually resemble the character instead of just being a generic hottie
>>146684224
I hope not. I don't understand why people don't counter pick when it's encouraged.
>>146684568
Yes, you are a faggot.
Just got the game.
I'm a shitter and too stupid to figure out how to able to play the entire cast. What's the bare minimum of characters I should learn to be credit to team? Right now it's basically Reinhardt if we need a tank, Mercy if we need a healer, Torb for D, and Soldier for attack. Anybody else I should learn how to play?
Also do achievement unlocks give credits, or is the number by each achievement mean nothing?
>>146684187
>>146684364
>Fem junkrat
Absolute trash. Stop ruining perfection.
>>146684642
Achievements give sprays
>>146683924
Every day until you like it!
>>146684642
Play Junkrat and realize how good he is. Then, never play anyone else for offense.
When the fuck will player learn that you have to defend on the point on numbani and not in the front of the opposing team's spawn ?
I keep losing in this map for this reason alone
>>146684642
only try to master like one or two heroes
you only need to know how to play the rest to counter your counters
you should have one hero you're really good at for escorting and one youre really good at for defending
>OMG GUYS, GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
>its a mercy
evry tiem
>>146684810
>get on the point fucking noobs
>t. Widow 8 miles away
>>146684789
Delete this
>>146684810
>dudes get on the point
>its a Lucio
credit to the team :3
>>146684642
unlock whoever fits your play style. if you like mobility, front line, burst. etc. or just go ROADHOG who is a one man apocalypse.
>Reinhardt gets a card just by standing still
Wow, amazing
>Hanamura
>match time1:39
4 monkeys, mercy and Soldier
>>146684714
You like it.
>>146684941
>unlock
Why is genji so much fun?
also carbon fiber looks fantastic i don't care what faggot proplayer uses it
>>146684941
>joined a group once of 5 Roadhogs
>why the fuck not
>choose roadhog
>IM A SIX MAN APOCALYPSE
>he didnt say this but I wish he did
>>146684810
>there is a Pharah and Junkrat hiding behind a corner next to me
>there are two enemies trying to capture the point
>I have to get on point as Mercy to block it
>they start shooting at me
>teammates are scared shitless with a healer nearby
>I have to tell them to not force the healer to block
>they listen and come out
>we defend
>>146684968
>not this comp all day everyday
enjoy your 50% win rate
>>146684960
Better than anything you're doing faggot
>>146684960
>Reinhardt got a card for doing his job waaaa
ded game
Voice line that says "KILL THEIR FUCKING HEALER ALREADY" when?
What program do you guys use to make potg weebms?
NERF EVERYBODY
Is anyone else having obscene amounts of fun with McCree now that he's been nerfed?
I love that his LMB is his bread and butter now. It actually takes a fair amount of skill to put bullets in baddies, and it's so rewarding when you plug a headshot. So much moreso than shotgun or automatic heroes, rivalled only by Widowmaker.
*genji wants to defend the payload*
>>146685212
had me going right up until the end
>>146685212
I do enjoy his left clicks but the rest of his kit is so incredibly boring. He doesn't have any fun abilities.
>>146683839
So this was during the beta? I still feel like I'm shot around corners all the time.
>>146684487
Hanzo, more like Gunzo
>>146685021
would a female Junkrat still be as tall as the male one??
why is hanumura and anubis never in map drafts?
Blizzard just gave up on starcraft.
>>146685179
i record with obs and then trim them down with webm for bakas
>>146685385
because they suck ass?
>>146685376
A female Junkrat should look exactly like Junkrat does now but with tits. Ugly, lanky, and dirty.
>Roadhog's deep laugh when he gets hit
>>146685485
Just fraggin that Mei was worth watching.
>>146685385
because hanamura is a fucking nightmare on offense and anubis B is TERROR
>>146685213
>Hanzo switched to Hanzo (was Widowmaker)
>>146685385
Hanamura is fucking GARBAGE senpai.
>>146685385
I just want to peacefully slander through all the maps and check out the sights
like, some of those maps have a grand vista or beautiful scenery
all i want is to check out the alien exhibit without someone shooting me, goddamn
>>146685578
putting grenades on iceblocked meis is the most satisfying part of playing tracer
wtf is this shit
>Overpowered: Widowmaker, Mercy
>Strong: Pharah, Reaper, 76 Reinhardt, Winston, Lucio
>Balanced: Genji, Tracer, Junkrat, Bastion, Roadhog, Zarya, Symmetra
>Weak: Mccree, Hanzo, Mei, Torbjorn, Zenyatta
>Garbage: Dva
If you disagree, you're entitled to your opinion but wrong regardless
>>146685479
Why are so many people watching barbie streams?
>>146685534
Preferably with janky teeth too.
>>146685536
>Hurts so good
>>146685590
>Faggot switched to Widowmaker (was Lucio)
>>146685697
>He doesn't watch Barbie
what are you some kind of queer?
So I just had a match where a teammate picked hanzo and always died and was just a generic retard. At the end of the match I told him that I'd rather have cancer than him on the team. After the match I've opened pic related.
>>146685647
make a custom game you fuck
I'm fucking done. If I get at least 3 gold medals on a game Blizzard wants me to lose, I'm just leaving the game.
>>146685697
Some new meme I suppose.
>>146684960
Do you know how hard it is to not charge?
>>146685769
he figured his team was useless so he would rather have fun
>>146679090
New to this game, what's the best Pubstomping hero? In TF2 I liked choosing scout and running circles around shitters.
>>146685697
BIGOT.
>POST YFW YOUR TRANSCENDENCE HEAL CARD DURING A MATCH WAS 666.
THIS IS NOT WHAT ZENYATTA DESIRES
>>146685769
>Notice we need a counter to a good player.
>Forget I was the healer for about five seconds.
>Switch back in sadness knowing that one guy is going to continue trashing our team.
>:(
>>146685805
even then there's still a timer and objective and you can't go everywhere
>also: inactivity will get you kicked out
>>146685697
Underage twitch memers being ironic for the epic lulz
>>146685767
>>146684642
Junkrat for Defense. Also because junkrat is never a bad pick, really. Even on offense he has a lot to offer. But especially early on when everyone plays bastion and Torb, Junkrat will tear em to shreds.
>>146685792
God heard you
Can someone tell me what is wrong with hanamura?
>mei highest winrate pugs
>not used in competitive play
LOL?
>tfw you want to play genji but you cant aim his shurikens for shit
>>146685687
>OP
>Mercy
>Widow after the nerf
Do you even know how to play
>Garbage
>D.va
At least you got one thing right.
>>146685179
Isn't POTG that one video of Hanzo shouting at a wall and killing three guys?
I thought it's just an intro to the stats.
>>146686070
have you played that garbage map.
>>146686070
retards that walk in a straight line and don't realize there's 2 alternative paths on the chokepoint
>>146686086
Comp games are a midrange standoff centered on a reinhardt 90% of the time, she's useless in that situation
>play really tight KotH game
>be credit to team
>internet dies literally a second before the Victory screen comes up
On a side note, is there ANY point to the login screen that appears when your connection falters? As far as I can tell you cannot actually click the login button to enter the game again, and need to close and reopen it to actually get to the main menu
>>146686086
She shits the bed whenever she has to fight two opponents at once.
The current meta for comp is no flankers, just stick as a team and push. Mei is weak here.
>>146686202
Are you talking about point A or B ?
>>146685873
Tracer, Zarya
WHO /PROJECTILE ONLY/ HERE?
FUCK HITSCAN
>>146679674
Fucking nerf Hanzo.
More braindead than old Widow and doubly cancerous.
>>146686086
Mei rapes unorganized teams. Her counter is teamwork since she wins or stale mates most one on one encounters
>>146686202
I am yet to find a Reinhardt who goes either left or right after crossing the big gate unless chasing an enemy
It's like all of them want nothing more than just walk straight to the shrine
>>146686191
Yeah what is wrong with it?
>>146685873
No 1 man pubstompers. Self sufficiency is the only thing that matters in pub games because reliance on a team is suicide.
>Be attacking Hollywood
>Go Junkrat cause he's my go-to match starter
>Out the gate, go up stairs, get insta-gibbed by enemy Hanzo's scatter arrow
>It's some tryhard prestige nigger with the MLG wolf skin
>Stands in one spot the entire game spamming arrows that occasionally 1-shot teammates
>Want to go Winston and rape him electrically
>Would get insta-dunked by enemy Roadhog + Reaper + Memeyatta
What's the most effective way to full-out remove enemy Hanzo trash? It's gotten worse as my level gets higher.
>>146686086
In competitive play people can actually aim and play well in a team rendering Mei to be useless.
>>146686212
It's the same for me. Have to relaunch. I don't get why they even put that log in screen there if it doesn't work.
>>146685687
I kinda agree with this, wouldn't put post nerf widow this high tho
>>146686086
Mei is litteraly casual filter : the character
good against shit players
useless against good teams/players
>>146686484
trying to cap B is a fucking joke.
I'm on a long lose streak. I guess it's time to actually play as a team.
>2nd highest hp in the game
>part of it is armor
> despite that gets 2000 hp shield that recharges extremely fast and can cover any direction
>massive range on weapon
>massive movement speed
>hammer can hit you throughtout the attack animation
>picked literally every game
>"hes balanced"
lmfao
>>146686282
Even when it was anything goes meta she wasn't used, and she never will be.
Also the highest winrate isn't mei, where do you get your info.
Just got the Arctic skin
how do i git gud with GOING FOR THE DONUT STEEL
>>146686680
>not just blaming everyone else
>>146686523
just flank him
I killed Hanzo's with Junkrat before,
it isn't that hard
>>146686557
Maybe it's a leftover UI from the way console players use to connect to the game? Do they even need to login to it?
Could any consolebros confirm or deny this information?
>>146681960
this, people will always bend and break logic to suit their position.
>Hey widow, we're playing a close range king of the hill map without any really good sightlines to the point, you should switch
>SHUT THE FUCK UP LUCIO, IVE GOT MORE ELIMS THAN YOU
no thank you.
>>146685769
>Lose round 1 on KoTH as Lucio
>Look to see that I have gold in eliminations
Fuck that I'm going to have some fun and switch class
>>146685687
>Zenyatta not in garbage
EL OH EL
>>146686873
>Calling Zen garbage.
Get outta town.
hey guys it's important to keep a height advantage over junkrat. it makes it harder for him to hit you.
>>146686696
>massive range on weapon
>uses a melee weapon
>>146686732
Spam my ultimate is ready and group up
That's literally it, don't waste it lad.
>>146686818
Nope.
>>146686696
his hammer does stupid amounts of damage.
>>146686969
Yeah, but did you know you can counter Reaper's ult by killing him?
>>146686523
>Hanzo
>tryhard
Oh I'm laughing, he requires no effort
>junkrat tells me to have a nice day
>have a bad day
Don't tell me what to do you little shit.
>>146686098
Nor can most Genjis. Just spam Alt fire, build up ult and die.
>>146686814
>Just flank some nigger standing on a room keeping you bottled up in the starting spawn
>Just flank him
Maybe if the maps werent so fucking garbage that would be a thing.
>>146687049
>He got free shipping
>>146687096
hey guys lucio has good mobility and regeneration so try to burst him down quick.
>>146687075
Welp, then it's just a broken feature
Blizzard's level of polish never fails to impress
>Be mercy
>Opponent starts shooting on me
>Realize it's just dva and have a laugh
>Just stop caring that's she's targeting me and never die once in the match
her guns became this kind of background noise you filter out. they need to buff her or something.
up to this day I still have no idea how to play Zarya
>>146687003
>every hero must be good at everything
>>146686873
How can an empty slot be garbage? Lel
>tfw you destroy the enemy reinhardt with your well placed charges and mindgames
you are weak
>>146687210
>junkrat tells me happy birthday
>it's not my birthday
Don't tell me what day it is you little shit.
>>146686401
Zaryaa best
>>146686696
>picked literally every game
And? you're probably the same fag crying that mercy is picked every game when both are the only true heroes are their class type.
lolg is calling you.
>>146686969
>enemy on roof
>aim up and lob a couple shots in their direction
>ELIMINATED ___ 100
You're hilarious
Is this ironic?
>>146687096
As Junkrat on Temple of Anubis yesterday, I got killed while on top of a building by an ulting reaper that was standing at the foot of said building
Didn't knew Blizzards still employed the same hit detection methods that Id used to make Doom.
What is the difference between normal health, armor health and shield health?
>>146687224
lob granades at him then
or wait for a Rein to put up his shield
>>146687253
her gun noise is so similar to road hogs ult so I freak out sometimes over it but then realize it's nbd
>it's another "grey grey blue grey and they're all dupes except for a Genji voice line" episode
>>146687402
no
https://youtu.be/a2krXq8fw90
>>146687402
Fuck that guy, all he does is play that piece of shit Genji. I obliterate him every single time.
>>146687049
nice house though m8
>>146687440
Normal is baseline nothing special.
Armor negates a little bit of damage.
Shields regenerate.
>play refuserodent
>enemy reaper rounds a corner and ults
>oh shit
>throw a mine and launch him into the air over our rein's shield and into our team
nobody saw it thank god
>>146687440
Shields regenerates after three seconds of not taking damage.
Armor reduces any individual attack's damage by half, to a maximum of 5 damage reduction.
>>146687516
>it's another blue grey yellow grey and it's the legendary you wanted
blackhardt is so cash
>>146687253
She needs her own hit detection marker on your screen. I can't tell you how many times I've died because I thought I was being flanked by a real threat, turned my attention to her and got killed by the rest of her team.
The saddest part? You know that guy got an elim and thought his d.va skills were through the roof.
>king of the hill was my favorite mode
>even when Windowlicker and McCree were at their strongest it was okay because there was variety
>now it's all Reaper, Pharah, Zarya, Winston and Lucio with the occasiona Junkrat if the Pharahs are bad
>anything else gets punished too hard by those picks
How the fuck do I fight Zarya
>Widowmaker can still shit out a fully charged bodyshot every half second
>Mei can contest on point while iceburged
>Mercy can still dash from 40 kilometers away and jihad rez the enemy team with no ramp up or casting time (every twenty seconds)
>Lucio is still SSSSSSS++++++++++ tier while Zenyatta suffers from 150 health
420 for mangachu is our guy
>C9 choking on Hollywood A
>>146679238
I'll be joining the club soon, brother
>tfw you land a charge with Reinhardt on a Tracer mid dash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsBhZ4Z7W4
>>146687589
>blackhardt
>he thinks the Reaper of Reinhardt skins is cash
>>146687656
Be another Zarya and stalemate forever
Will their animated short be the best? How can you fuck it up?
>when the starts align and you hit the ult just right
>then ruin the potg by swinging your mouse around with the hammer
fuck man
>>146687801
>not liking the axe above the hammerit's just a personal preference, if stonehardt had an axe i'd use it over everything
>>146687656
Shoot when there is no bubble.
Do not shoot when there is bubble.
The end.
>>146687656
Pick Hanzo, keep spamming your arrow, ignore the fact you're charging her shield until it finally drops and you get yet another fluke headshot which leads to her death. Repeat.
>HuK casting OW
lolwut?
>>146687839
nah that would be mean
>>146687656
Watch her until she uses her shield, then go in for the kill. Easy.
>>146687839
Fucking console retard. Now his dad will have to pay for all the food.
>>146687731
>when you hook a mercy that dashes to the person you're trying to hook first.
>>146687049
open your door, I'm outside
>>146688028
who
>>146687839
house looks like a dump famila
>>146687861
They already got a comic.
>>146687656
>does she have bubble
>yes
>do not shoot
>no
>chase, harass, and unload ammo on her
>>146688142
>car is the size of a fifth of the house
;_;
>>146687942
>swinging your mouse around with the hammer
It's so hard to resist, but it feels so RIGHT
>>146687656
I'm by no means an expert, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
If it's a single Zarya, Reapers can do good damage against her. As a flanker, do not be too scared to engaged a highly charged Zarya that's not focusing on you exclusively, since dying resets her charge and it's better than letting it cool off naturally, which would waste far too much time and expose your teammates to its damage.
All in all it's too easy to get into the mental state of "Oh hell I shot her shield once, now she's stronger, so I should back off", while what you should be doing instead is taking advantage of the time when you KNOW her shield is on cooldown to punish her
If it's double Zarya, you're screwed.
>>146688142
What is the purpose of that fence?
>>146685212
Mcleftclick is fun, but its so extremely infuriating to know that I could just switch to Roadhog/any attck hero really and get twice or even thrice as much done for my team.
>>146688134
well i haven't followed SC2 in ages but he used to be a pro player in that game
kinda weird to see him casting an OW pro game now, not sure what he is doing there
>>146688256
probably for a dog or to keep kids out
>>146688238
MURICA
>>146687942
Hammer deals more damage when you do that
>>146688142
>truck cost more than the house
>Using Mei M1 on Rien shield puts a freezing effect on his shield but does nothing
Why?
Why make it look like it's doing something
>Play Reinhardt
>basically the only time I see my team is when I spawn
>I'm at the objective almost all the time
>push the cart through the entire map barely seeing any enemies or friendlies
>win
>>146688168
they can still have a short,
Tracer was in two shorts
and right now I think those two are more popular than her
>>146688256
>florida
keep the coons out most likely
>>146688142
>this is how console players live
>>146688283
probably just trying to get caster money, kind of reminds me of 2GD moving from quake to cast dota
>>146687656
Play her yourself
>Hollywood A
>new Torb turret tech of putting it on that elevator has been chewing my teams to shit all weekend
I can get a bead on it with Soldier, but the rest of the enemy team has me down almost as quickly
How do I get around this?
>>146688112
>when the person she is dashing to isn't a person but 5 freshly killed corpses
Medicate THIS!
>>146681604
>Your teammates constantly stop to analyse the scoreboard to make sure the worst player knows it
Yeah nah, people already stop to type too much
>>146688365
i mean its condensing thats something right
>>146688412
reminder that all you need is reinhardt and lucio to win payload attack
>>146688142
damn americans sure live in shitty houses
>>146687214
>be low hp from some team fight situation
>die eventually
>the killcam is their genji spamming alt fire from a long distance 7 times before finally hitting me with one shuriken on the 8th throw
Pretty much most Genji killcams if they happen to get the last hit on me.
>>146685873
>what's the best Pubstomping hero
tracer
76
>>146688142
>literally some white trash 14 year old anonimouse
>>146688142
console players are THIS poor
>>146688414
Tracer is the game's mascot and the cinematic trailer hardly counts as a character short.
>>146688514
just fucking decimate the point with hanzo
>>146687345
and what?
he's picked every game because he's way too good
end your pathetic life, you don't understand shit
Jesse McCree! Boy, it's a busy day at work today, but not too busy that I can't lovepost about the greatest character ever to exist in a video game ever at the risk of being fired. What kind of day job do you think Jesse McCree had before he was a handsome outlaw, stealing hearts and virginities? I can't see him in some white collar office job. Although he would look good in a suit. Oh man. Just the thought of slowly unbuttoning a nice pressed shirt and sliding a cool silky tie down his strong chest to tie around his wrists is really getting my juices flowing. Fuck, I bet he'd have really nice cufflinks, like in the shape of little revolvers or something. Here are five fun facts about Jesse McCree's job!
1. He clocks out at noon!
2. Stopping Tracer is his number one priority!
3. Boys that wear suits are cute! But Jesse doesn't wear one and he's cuter!
4. If I just died, would he be WAITING this is KILLING ME
>>146688414
>>146688168
>>146687861
actually:
if they get a short they might get one set in King's Row:
most maps have references to stuff which happened in animated shorts:
my guess is that we'll get one short about McCree and the deadlock gang intersecting a train and Junkrat and Roadhog delivering a bomb
together with round two of Widowmaker trying to get her hands on the gauntlet
>>146688516
>Team all die at the same time
>your ult isn't up
>your ult is up
>your team slowly dies one by one and out of position so rezzing them would just waste the ult
>OR
>the enemy team somehow blindfires through one of their teammates through a tiny gap between your teammates and kills you first
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>146688142
>lives in a shit house
>still affords a huge overpriced car
why ?
I know you're here faggot
>Play Mei
>Blocking ults with wall and stopping my team from dying
>No one says anything or cares
>Put wall up between a clusterfuck of enemies and a ally that would have died if he continued to engage
>"FUCKING MEI STUPID BITCH"
Being Mei is suffering
>Takes 3 minutes to find a match
>9/10 players in a game, Reinstancing fails
What MMR am I fucking in that it takes this long? What about MUH 10MILLION COPIES?
>>146688741
Alive already took place in King's Row. They might make one short for every map, so that means it's out of the picture.
>>146687731
>Tfw you get a single right click on DVa's huge critbox
>tfw you hook her as she jumps right out
>>146688723
Jesse McCree will get throat cancer and die slow and painful.
>>146688785
>Late 90s Expedition
>Expensive
Are you retarded?
>>146688916
Everyone burned out and now are waiting for ranked before jumping back in
>>146688748
>"DIE DIE DIE!"
>"Heroes never die!"
>That's when the enemy team takes the time to inform you of their newly-ratified Russo-Japanese Cooperation Treaty
>>146685870
Whenever me and my friends on our a losing team on any map where you start in that mobile base, we all sit at the table and pretend it's dinner time.
>tfw you get a vote card as lucio for objective kills
W-what
>>146688939
Then we'll be together!
>enemy pharah thought she was safe up in the air against a junkrat
>mine jump
>shoot 2 grenades, one before reaching her
>both connect and kill her
Not even the fucking skies are safe anymore
I`m a fucking god and riding the adrenaline
>>146688858
Shit like this reminds me I'm posting on a board full of children
What's your favorite line?
Mine isWoah there
>>146688723
I wonder anon, what's your job ? Outside of writing open love letters about Jesse Mcree of course !
>>146689132
>that chest
It's high noon in my pants
>>146687980bloodheart is better
>>146689256<Bastion noises>
>>146689256
>"Why are you so angry"
>"Why are you so angry"
>"Why are you so angry"
>>146689135
Or, y'know, just set off your riptire underneath her because she can't even boost high enough to evade it.
>>146689256
Mine is the one where he lands from the grypon and goes FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>146689256can't stop wont' stop
>>146689256
Play nice, Play Pharah
>watch an /owg/ WEBM
>name shows up in the killfeed at some point
>>146689142
Greentexting is popular outside of 4chan now, since greentext stories are somewhat popular among normies
>>146689256
EitherCATCH PRHASE
or the adrenaline pumpingPrecision German Engineering
>>146689317shit man i just got a good looking legendary let me bask in my glory
>>146689256
The Winston laugh. Nothing pisses off more players than shitting on them with Winston while spamming that voice line.
doxxing people now owg? how can you sink to such levels.
>>146689256
BRING IT ON, I LIVE FOR THIS!
What's the damage done per hit in melee? I know, for example, that Torbjoern and Reinhardt both do 75 damage with their hammer but does say Zarya have different damage than tracer?
>>146689256
Behind you!In Genji's voice.
>>146689263
I work in the medical field! I have really weird hours and writing about Jesse McCree keeps me awake and sharp.
>>146689256
Violence is usually the answer.
>>146689256
>Gibraltar defense
>JUSTICE
>Now hold up
>McCree flashbangs a Pharah midair
>Fan, lands all his shots
>We end up winning
>PoTG is that moment
>Pharah has left the voice chat channel
>>146689494
>no reinhardt pushing the payload for almost 20 aeons
>>146689494
JUSTICE WILL BE DONE!
>>146689494
I wish that and DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION YET? were actual voicelines, I'd buy them without a doubt
>>146689256
gimme ol fish n chips govna. else ya get popped
what are Junkrat and Roadhog spending so much money on?
they don't look like they actually use it
>or has gas and repairsgotten that expensive?
>does Junkrat have to pay alimony?
where did all that money go?
>>146689481
he doxxed himself tho
>>146689506
all heroes melee attack damage is the same, 30 dmg
torbjörn hammer or rein's attack are not the same thing.. they don't happen if you press V or mouse4
>>146689256
ZUPER!
CATCHPHRASE!
Happy Birthdaaay...
and
Is this Easy Moooode?
>>146687980
>>not liking the axe above the hammer
>he didn't click the image
WHERE'S MY " NO COOL DOWNS" BRAWL MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
>>146689256
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>146688935
I relate D.Va jumping out of her mech to the dinging for when my toast is done.
Shoot her mech a couple of times then *DING* your little Korean girl is ready to eat.
>>146689707
I want random brawl to be permanent.
Its not like I wanted to have fun today anways
Post names that match their characters
extra points if it isn't Reaper with an edgy name
>Completely stomp one round
>Round 2 defend at spawn for 4 minutes
>"The server has closed due to an unexpected error"
Well I'm done with PTR
Opinions on Unit Lost?
>>146689256
S:76 and McCree have a few bantz
>>146689642
Junkrat canonically likes milk tea with boba. They probably both have expensive tastes and waste it on food/perishables.
>>146689256You done?after every kill
>>146689732
>>146688142
looks comfy to me
>>146689652
What about Genji's sword, what's the damage in and out of the ult?
>YFW Overwatch the game never existed in the Overwatch universe, so our alternate universe Overwatch character selves all had to play Battleborn instead
>>146689772
You're playing in a 4 stack you whiny fucking cunt.
>post yfw toblerone nerfed because console babbies cant into aiming
>>146689848
I met a Mei main named 'ICEBITCH'
I also met someone named Genji, but then I picked Genji the moment we loaded in so they were awkwardly waiting at the pick screen until they chose Tracer. Next game (different map) they were on my team again and insta-locked Genji
>>146689256
I'd say McCree's "I'm your huckleberry" but it's butchered!
I'm gonna have to go withWhy are you so angry?
>>146689256
I have been a huge fan of D.Va's "Awww yeah"
It gives me a boner
>on defense
>team insists on picking 3 torbs and 2 bastions
>explain hem why that's not a good idea
>stfu retard we're on defense and we have double your level it's gonna work perfectly
>get completely stomped
>>146690106
dam seagull is ugly
>>146689898
considering a coke costs like 400$ in Hollywood that seems justifiable
>>146689256
>kill an enemy Reaper with Reinhardt
>he yells "Traitor!!"
mfw
>>146689898
So Junkrat's canonically a hipster?
>>146690024
well you can't MELEE during the ult.. this shit is not complicated..
the sword swings, that happen when you press MOUSE 1, deal 120 damage
the normal melee is 30 dmg like i said
lol RIP C9
>>146690106
only nerfed on console
>C9 not even 3rd place
How long until they start bitching about 1 hero limit?
>>146690392
what happened
>>146690083
>4
Someone needs glasses, and some manners.
If PC is so great how come no one has made modded games of 10v10 or something
>>146690229
Looks like Post-Omnic-Crisis America abandoned the Cent and just went full Yen with their prices
>30k+ people watching """competitive""" """"overwatch""""
literally why
daily reminder that c9 was only good because of widowmaker
>it's the "your team won round 1 so now they'll lose the next 2 despite nobody changing their characters" episode
>>146690473
they lost a 3rd place match to some random sodapoppin shitters
>>146690106
Who's the old lady?
>>146690558
nerds gonna nerd
>>146690106
PS4 fag, that's actually not the problem and I've been playing other fps for years. The problem is that they can literally hit you before you are physically able to aim your reticule with a controller, and do an obscene amount of damage. "Just peek and hide" doesn't work. "Just flank" doesn't work. "Go over it" doesn't work. They are aimbot, and they are capable of firing faster than you are actually able to. It's a problem and 6 torbs on defense is a level of cancer that would send anyone on any platform screaming if they actually experienced it.
But whatever, I know you just wanted to PEECEE MUSTSRD AMIRITE anyway.
>>146690473
Got BTFO by Northern Gaming Red on twitch @ /joshog
>>146690473
Got knocked out of the tournament by literal whos.
>LG has a go
>EnvyUS has a go
>Literal whos have a go
Seems like C9's aimbot is only good for hitscan because Reaper was literally dead weight for his team.
>>146690392
i think the main reason they have fallen off is because reaver was so fucking godly with widow and he used to carry them hard with her
why are the matchmaking times so long now anyone know?
Is it okay to play McCree now?
>Hanamura
>Tryhard Hanzo in Wolf Skin being a faggot as usual
>Headshots my Tracer mid-blink
>Say fuck it and play the rest of my game as Winston
>Any time that faggot pops up I slam him and hit him with the beam
>He gets more and more tilted as time goes on
>At one point he sees me slam and just stands still and lets me kill him
>I've sucked the life force straight out of him
Is there ever a better feeling?
>>146690460
HAHAHAHA, the got absolutely raped. Blizzard is STILL pushing stacks though so official blizzard tourneys wil probably be cheese shit.
>>146681150
kek fitting picture of him
>>146690602
The maps affect playstyle.
>>146690052
All this during the Omnic Crisis?
Living in Commiefornia sure is great...
>>146690713
Depends on if you hate winning or not
>>146690702
What level are you? Platform?
>>146690567
Gods still rapes with widow, so it's only fags that bodyshot and can't aim for shit that lose out.
>>146690106
But aiming with a controller is legitimately harder, less snappy, and less precise.
The nerf makes sense given the absurd win rate and less responsive nature of aiming in general on console.
Then again, you're shitposting so whatever.
>>146690645
>aimbot
waddap reddit
they probably just have trouble adjusting to the pharah centric meta, they don't really have a top level pharah player and their gameplay was super centered around widowmaker and mccree
surefour is still as good as before on s76 and all the other heroes he usually plays but reaver really isn't having the same impact anymore as he used to have on widow
>>146688142
>>146688238
>>146688362
>>146688445
>>146688582
>>146688593
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HOUSE!!
>>146690106
Xboner here, he isn't a problem if you have competent teammates, but hey, this is the future I chose.
>>146690615
are you lost fucboi?
>>146690717
>calls somebody a tryhard
>switches to a direct counter
ok
>>146690956
>fucboi
How's being a white girl treating you dicksucker.
>>146689965
We all know this edit is the correct choice.
>>146690949
I think your house looks kinda cozy, anon.
But I'mSouthern, so...
>>146689256
CRUSADER ONLINE
>>146690720
Blizzard are fucking retards, the game will be a nightmare to balance if stacks continue to be official as they add more heroes
D.va Evangelion skin when?
Necessary Zenyatta buffs:
-Increase heal to 40 hp/sec
-Increase hp total to 200 (100 shield, 50 armor, 50 hp)
-Small increase to movespeed so he isn't a slug
-Put timer on discord and healing orb showing when it will fall off of target when line of sight is broken-Can't get hit by Junkrat traps because how the fuck does that make any sense
I have a pretty good win rate with Lucio, but you can't save a team playing this bad. That's what I get for playing with randoms, I guess.We didn't even get the first checkpoint.
>tfw i just got my first non-bastion Potg
this character is fun as fuck
the guy who said that he is the best was right
>>146691363
D.vangelion
Hanzoshitters are literally ruining this game for me. No one likes playing 5v6
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY WHEN THE ENEMY TEAM HAS A DUO QUEUE DOUBLE TRACER SHITTING ALL OVER THE BACKLINE
I CAN'T FUCKING HIT TRACER AS ANY CLASS
PLEASE ADVISE
>>146691363
>posting the worst girl
I play on Xbox and 3 or more torbjorns on defense is common as hell now lol. It's a nightmare for attackers to try and break through multipile level 2 turrets and you get his ult quick. I like him but not like it will matter, on payload you will shut out a team with anything or steamroll with anything. There's not a lot of inbetween. You win one lose one all day even if you play godly
>>146691442
>www.Bandicam.com
>>146691442
I don't like how they keep character specific sprays from showing up in highlights.
>>146691527
I can't wait to switch to hanzo at the last second in ranked :^)
>>146691528
winston
>>146691528
Mccree.
Flashbang headshot does >150 damage.
>>146691547
It's fine, he's getting nerfed on consoles soon.
>>146691528
Torbjörn
Blizzard, pls gib Yusuke Urameshi hero!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlk7AzBMmOA
>>146691547
>Tfw being against multiple Torbs is just free ult charge on PC
>>146691528
Are you ready for Brazilmanation of another shooter game?
>>146690949
your house seems nice, the fence needs work though
>>146691543
>146691543
have a meme, on me
>>146691404
No
No
Fucking YES
Unecessary
No
Fucks sake why do you guys always overdo it
counter a good pharah with a mercy
Seagull is about to get 4-0ed and btfo on a stream with 30k+ people
good shit
>>146691674
>implying you'll catch a Tracer with McSlowfag
>Implying the second Tracer won't kill you when your flashbang is off cooldown
>Implying the Tracers won't take turns sodomizing you as you desperately try to hit shots on her pixie hitbox
McCree can't do shit about multiple Tracers.
>>146691528
Winston. You don't even have to aim.
Reinhardt, some flamestrike and melee gets her pretty often.
D.Va for chasing after her in short range and shooting her with high damage unrelenting shots
Mercy with her pistol shooting headshots.
McCree for the flashbang/headshot combo
Mei to make her freeze and die
Literally any class really.
>>146691404
I think he should be able to float on ceilings and walls, and/or vary his floating height.
>>146679613
>he didn't watch it
>>146691891
Everyone in /owg/ lives in a penthouse or half a million dollar home but isn't buying loot boxes
>>146691878
Just fucking aim and shoot her you retard. Mccree shits all over Tracer.
>>146690873
lvl 121 pc taking me 2+ min to find matches
>>146690949
Don't feel bad. My house is just decent toi and I love it, you have a house and it's not terrible and fairly big. Half the people shitposting still live in mommy's house.
>>146692008
you don't get money by wasting money
>>146691404
Retarded
only the speed buff makes sense
>>146692008
Who does cuz I'm poor
>>146692008
>Half a million dollar home
So a normal house in Australia..;_;
>>146690052
<==
>>146690797
Doesn't the first Omnic Crisis happen in like 2020 or something?
>>146691819
Probably. Talespin is the better Pharah and EnvyUS is the better team. LG usually signal their lose by feeding Esper.
>>146691883
>mercy
>hitting tracer ever
I know shitters like to cling to this "battle medic" archetype but no
Am I a cunt?
I need overwatch friends
>>146691878
McCree jerks off all over Tracer, anon. you might be bad.
Does anyone else like the feeling that you don't have the legendary you want yet but you will eventually and when it happens it's gonna be a surprise and fun? Am I a masochist?
>Gibraltar defense
>playing Mercy
>we have a D.Va, Roadhog, Mei, McCree, Toblerone, and me
>they run a combo of dual skillhogs, reinhardt and a zen behind him
>everyone except Toblerone and me are dead all the time despite all the healing I am able to provide
>ask people to swap so we have some better long range coverage, and also ask someone to consider going on Reaper to bust the tanks efficiently
>no one swaps heroes and they are at the last checkpoint with 5+ minutes left
>silver eliminations as Mercy
Typical
>>146692269
>playing mercy
i think you meant to spell "cuck"
>>146692015
No, he really doesn't. His ttk is too low, his mobility is too low, and he is too cd reliant.
If you played against Tracers with actual reaction time you'd realize this.
>>146692269
90% of those hours were probably post-widow-nerf so yes
>>146692272
I'll be your friend ... if you're on PC that is.
>>146692008
That anon's house from earlier is a half million in any metro area
Is there such a thing like a McCree or Hanzo dealing more than 2k damage in an average match?
>>146692236
I get them now and then, but never when properly aiming for her. I just panic spray at head height while looking for a teammate to shift to
>play overwatch
>decided to peek a second
>get behind the wall again
>roadhog hooks me anyway
>i am one of the 17 characters out of 21 that die instantly to roadhog combo
>i die
HAHA
I GUESS I GOT OUTPLAYED AGAIN!
>>146692236
Mercy has the best aim-assist in the game, if you shoot wildly near the head you'll get accidental headshots that sometimes do stuff.
Usually you do it while trying to get the fuck out of dodge though.
Doesnt exist anymore anon :^(
>>146692412
well lets see
my avg damage done on mccree is 6357
my avg damage done on hanzo is 6035
so yeah i suppose there is such thing
>>146689707
When pigs fly: Only Roadhog and Junkrats, increased health, a little increase to damage and ult gain, and no cooldowns. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
>in every team-based shooter the healing roles are considered boring and only played by people who're taking one for the team because someone needs to heal
Why is this? Is there any way to prevent it?
Does anyone wanna group up con ps4? I'm not good and I don't have a mic and we probably won't win but I enjoy bonus exp so who's up for it? Post your psn and I'll add you
>>146692575
Well, Lucio.
>>146692272
kill yourself.
>>146692173
There's still strife overseas in Russia.
Those mechs are the same ones Toblerone fought
>>146692575
>Make a healer that has to shoot friendlies to heal them
>headshots give bonus health
done
>>146692008
Anyone vaguely smart with their money doesn't buy shit like hats in videogames
>>146692575
When you're not a meanie you end up actually preferring healing.
Healin is fun, it's just that you're a mean evil meanie who likes hurting others.
>>146692372
Have you considered that you might just be really fucking bad? Just chuck the flashbang in her vicinity right after she blinks once and you're not going to miss.
>>146692575
Lucio is fun as fuck to play. Zenyatta, once you git gud, is also really satisfying.
>>146683424
Blizzard has a Christmas sale for 50% off 2 years after a game comes out. You're going to be waiting for awhile.
>>146691684
maybe im retarded because I've never played a console FPS but how is being able to aim at the turret different than being able to aim at a player?
like, just because you cant instantly snap to the turret and shoot it doesnt mean you are instantly dead, there are still things like shields and AoE attacks in both console and PC. and their effectiveness is largely based around molten core anyway.
>>146689707
>Mei
>>146692575
Because casual players tend to be shit.
Seriously, look at people who aren't even pro, but just bothered to learn how great the medic in TF2 is, you'd have people going around with ubersaws just having a field day.
>>146692575
there are some betas that legitimately prefer to play support because they get anxious about actually having responsibility to carry the game with dps
g-guys Im kinda burned out of overwatch now... I dont feel like playing anymore despite loving the game and playing actaully pretty good. Wat do
>>146692587
>Not scientist
>>146692008
I am a friendless shitter so grinding boxes is kind of the only thing that keeps me playing.
>>146692575
When moba faggots and 12 years old stop playing the game and think that doing damage is the only one to have fun in a videogame
>I enjoy making red bars go down
>I don't enjoy making white bars go up
Lucio, Zenyatta and Mercy are fun and well designed
>>146692728
>They just shoot the enemy instead cos they want frags
>>146692728
Healing has to be easy or you'll end up with a Crusader's Crossbow again. When that weapon came out everyone wanted to do the SICK HEALS but they never hit a damn thing.
>>146692803
Precision aiming with a joystick is horrific mate. But when against other players they also have terrible aim.
The turret does not.
>>146692575OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!
>>146692880
Don't play. Jerk off to the porn
>>146692575
Lucio is fun. You never get any credit for it though.
>>146691548
p-pls no bully
do you guys know any recording shit?
also how am i going?
>>146693007
OBS
>>146692575
Healing is fun.
But currently, blizzard decided to only release with only two and a half viable healers. That's what makes it boring.
>>146692880
Have a couple of day break, it'll feel fresh again. I had the same feeling after playing nonstop since release.
>>146692575
>play mercy
>be at the mercy of your shitter teammates to make any sort of forward progress towards the objective
>lose
>play lucio
>shitter teammates won't stop dying
>lose
>play omnigger
>die
>lose
>>146692728
I like it
>>146692880
This game is still kinda new and you love it for some reason. It's literally a little arcade game, I have 35 hours logged because I'm not autistic. I have over 600 hours on BF4 because it's a proper game, but that took years. You guys get 300 hours in less than a month and no wonder you're burned out
>>146692904
the thing is making red bars go down requires skill while the latter does not
your allies want you to heal them
your enemies don't want you to damage them
that's why damage dealing is more engaging and rewarding
this is not a hard concept to grasp
>>146692575
Dirty Bomb and even Battlefield solved this forever ago. Give the medic a gun and the healing an ability.
Are Pharahs the new Widows/Genjis? I keep getting some flying around aimlessly looking for kills.
>>146692575
>mfw i play the healer in literally every game, mmos and fps's (like tf2) because i love it and want to
>>146692575
Because support is an incredibly dumb concept in a shooting game. You literally don't shoot. You heal your teammates. That's boring as fuck.
Games should just stop making support classes. Sure, 5% of the playerbase is gonna be mad, but the other 95% are gonna enjoy the game way more
>>146693112
BC2 was a proper game.
>>146693069
thanks lad
QUICK /owg/ I have 1000 shekels
Steambot(Bastion), Hippityhop(Lucio), Raindancer(Pharah), any Roadhog 1000 skin, or Torbjorn skin?
>>146692575
But I loved playing Mercy since day 1.
The only time I don't play Mercy is on koth maps if we don't have a support in which case I go lucio.
>>146683573
cringeworthy on so many levels
>>146692575
Make healers like clerics in DnD.
>>146693103
>Play Lucio, all teammates seem to be shit, everyone is just flanking, no-one is grouping up for pushes, everyone keeps running away from me so I can't heal them
>Say "fuck it" and go full-on aggressive speed-boosted wall-riding motherfucker
>Have tons and tons of fun
>we're all soul jazz now
What did he mean by this?
>>146693260
I'd go for Raindancer personally.
>>146693260
Raindancer or wait for new skins.
>>146692993
Yeah been doing that too sadly
>>146693086
How many days? I kinda need to play a bit every day to keep my aim sharp
>>146693112
Im just level 140 or something
>>146693151
That's why healing is fun when your team is shit, it's like babysitting, you have to make sure nobody dies and they're all retarded
>>146692728
thats fucking dumb though because your allies aren't trying to not get healed
in any sort of team with coordination you just tell a low hp ally to stop for a second so you can get a guaranteed heal hs on them
>join game
>see this
>>146693260
Hippityhop
>>146693170
that's what you do as pharah
you fly and spam splash damage that kills
then you act like it's difficult to do
oh and you beg blizzard to nerf hitscan heroes because can't have anybody having a chance at taking down le ebin brown princess of 120 damage rockets
>>146679238
Why would you buy this game full lrice with a Steam Sale going on? Dumb smelly poorfag.
>>146693260
Get Mako for Roadhog
>>146692747
Why is a Tracer standing within 10 units in front of a McCree?
Is she literally bad at the game?
Because if you are playing against bad Tracers, it probably means you are bad too.
What's your average accuracy with McCree?
>>146693229
I agree it's better, but that's what came to mind first. People are racking up tons of unhealthy hours on this. I like it too, but jeez calm down, there's not a lot of content
>>146693314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBT90PFmoM
>>146692947
>>146692938
Make healing someone as satisfying as fragging by having a big text in the middle of the screen saying "YOU HEALED THE SHIT OF _____!" and shit like "ULTRA-HEAAAL" "M-M-M-M-ONSTER HEAL"
>>146691878
Then coordinate with your team and do a McDouble. Stacks counter stacks.
>>146693365
>proceed to leave
I WANT WIDOWMAKER BACK
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME IS PHARMERCY EVERYWHERE
GIVE ME WIDOWMAKER BACK
what to do when you're the tank of the team and no one else seems to want to do anything about the pharah/mercy flying around up top
Who .tv/joshog ?
>>146693531
switch to hanzo
>>146693452
That would be amazing actually. Even having the other characters have voice lines that compliment you on healing them from critical or some shit like that would make healing more fun, imo.
has there been a date or timeframe for when the PTR patch goes live?
>>146693260
Why would you buy a legendary skin? They are objectively the ugliest skins in the game.
>>146693423
Because Tracer's damage falls off faster than Mccree's, you fucking retard? If she stays at range, Mccree fucks her up the ass. She comes close, Mccree fucks her up even faster. That's why he's a direct counter to her. Do you have any idea of what you're talking about? I've played the game a lot. My average game has about 12 to 15 stars in it.
>INB4 level means nothing, y-y-you're shit!
>>146693529
Headshot with widow, then.
>>146693554
His dad would be proud
>>146693365
Regardless of whether its attack or defense, consider your team down a man for the entirety of the game if they refuse to switch.
>>146693584
Only that they still plan to get competitive out by the end of the month.
>Nepal Sanctum
>5 enemies crowded in the small as hell room next to the point
>Continuously toss grenades and concussion mines in there until they're all dead
>Get PotG
>Enemy Hanzo: Nice no aim no skill grenade spam kills
>>146693260
Buy 4 epics.
>arriving at Ilios: Ruins
>pick lucio
>spend the entire round hopping between pillarswith heal aura on
>never die, never touch the ground
I'm helping, right?
>be on attack
>pick winston
>kill enemy sniper 3 times
>"sniper has left the game"
Is there any better feeling?
>>146693791
he's not wrong
>>146692559
>>146692736
>reach my skill ceiling as dps classes because im bad at the game
>switch to just healslutting better players to win even more games
worked in mobas too
>>146693791
>enemy Zarya: no aim play Mei
>>146693898
Found the Hanzo main
>>146693856
talking about things that actually happened
>>146692396
i am on PC, whats your username?
>D.Va can outdps Reaper's ult if she is in his face
Why didn't i know about this before?
>>146693638
widows damage nerf was whatever the real nerf was the re scoping
I haven't gotten a POTG all week
>>146692575
You do know that mercy is not the only healer rightand that she also isnt even the most useful
>>146693260
I'd say put the 1k aside for when newer skins come out that you may want and use the gold over 1k to buy whatever you want if you get duplicates/gold from lootboxes
>>146693983
t. widowmaker
>>146693856
>yesterday watch reinhard get lucio'd off the mid cliff on the indoor nepal map
>later he gets up and tries to ult the entire team
>gets launched off again mid ult
>entire ult misses as he goes rocketing into the pit
>enemy reinhart has left the game
>>146692272
No you don't. They'll only slow you down.
>>146693791
>get riptire potg
>flank enemies shooting at my team mates
>"kill yourself"
Warm and fuzzy feeling
>>146693617
recolors can be boring. some legendary skins have extra effects
New thread
>>146694141
>tfw I have work tomorrow but I'm addicted to this dumb fucking game
>tfw d.va non mech gun feels better to use than the mech gun
>>146693898
Sup Hanzo?
>>146693260
ribbit is better than hippityhop, and the indian skins for pharah are shit. so sharkbait roadhog.
>>146694167
Fuck off
Congratz guys,
We've gone one whole thread without any ships being posted and all in all actually talking about the game for once. I'm so proud of all of you who made this possible.
Someone help me get Winston. How it normally goes:
>Looking for squishies to target
>Enemy notices a gorilla trying to sneak past their frontline
>Start shooting me
>Leap away
>Squishy notices a giant leaping gorilla
>Backpedals away from me just outside tickle range
>KotH
>Overtime
>LET'S DROP THE BEAT!
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!
>>146693329
I took a break for about 2 days. My aim suffered a bit but it only took a day to brush off the rust. What level are you?
Holy shit, Seagull might be the best overall player in the entire eSport world, I am not sure how to express it but its just amazing seeing him carry in a game that isn't supposed to have carries
Don't mind me just on hype overload
>>146694328
>Overtime
>RYUJIN NO KEN O KURAE!
>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!
>>146694417
Seagull please. Why even shill here? There's like 30 of us.
>>146694405
>>146693329
My bad I didn't read your whole post. That's almost the exact point I started feeling burnt out
>>146694328
>NERF THIS!
>ACTIVATE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
>>146694507
>Overtime
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>146694147
>Be on Gibraltar defense as Junkrat
>Place trap/mine combo near the door on the upper platform where snipers/pharahs like to come out of
>Begin bomb spam at 2 second mark of countdown
>Trap and kill a Hanzo
>Pharmercy combo gets caught in the carnage
>Hanzo: "God damn Junkrat."
>>146694602
>two D.Vas in one game
never happened, stop lying
>>146693931
>Overwatch will never have a Valkyr-style character
>>146694507
This scares me quite a lot
>>146694328
>KotH
>Overtime
>MOLTEN COOOORRRRRE
>>146694507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY
>>146694328
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>ELIMINATED BY ASSHOLE
>ult back at 100%
>>146694328
>>146694507
>Overtime
>FIRE IN THE HOLE!
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!
>>146686523
literally genji.
>>146694507
>>146694602
>>146694615
PASS INTO THE IRIS
>>146694417
taimou is a better player so what you said can't be true
>>146693627
>Avoiding the question
>implying level is used for calculating MMR
>Implying McCree has a faster ttk than Tracer if he can't use the flashbang combo
You done?
>>146683846
This.
Even reaper is somehow more charming than that guy
>>146686360
me too thanks
hitscans are a crutch
>>146694647
In KOTH I see Dorito vs Dorito all the time though
>>146694507
>overtime
>Ogon’ po gotovnosti!
>DIEDIEDIE!!!
>>146694417
Seagull+the mercy attached to his nuts you mean
>>146694328
>payoad defense
>overtime
>EVER GET THE FEELING OF-EVER GET THE FEELING-EVER GET THE FEELING OF DEJ-EVER GET THE FEELIN-EVER GET THE-EVER GET THE FEELING OF DEJA VU
They're just a constant stream...
>>146694615
>>146694737
>>146694782
>>146694948
>HEROS NEVER DIE
>Few weeks ago, get message after game from some retard telling me to use D.Va's ult.
>Had used it in that game but no-one had the sense to capture the point once it had cleared it of turrets, etc.
>Randomly match up with him today.
>Hes on opposite team, I'm defending on Route 66.
>Looks like they'll stomp.
>Somehow hold them off.
>Overtime.
>Place ult on payload, kills him and two other retards.
>Gets POTG.
It's like pottery.
>>146694328
>Overtime
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
Is Lucio's ult better used proactively or reactively?
I feel like it's long startup time makes it impossible to defend against certain ults
>>146694038
No more tracer body shot kills is a big deal. No more zenyatta kills too but that poor bastard needed all the help he could get so I'm not upset
>>146694630
>place trap+mine in some house
>tracer runs into it and dies
>starts heavily swearing in spanish
>later runs into a trap again and dies
>ragequits
>mfw
>>146695647
both
>>146694328
>Overtime
>Ogon’ po gotovnosti!
>Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!
>mfw
Is there anything worse than attacking Temple of Anubis B?
>>146694417
He's really not that good. Most of the people here are probably better, but you don't see us running around with pocket mercies every game.
>>146696132
Defending Anubis B
>>146696265
This. It's extremely boring
>>146696132
attacking hanamura B
>>146695904
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>mfw
the legends say that point is still being contested to this day
>leave immediately when anyone that hasn't prestiged picks hanzo on attack
I play fewer games but I have a 70% win ratio. Improved experience for sure
I feel like ults in this game generate too fast in general. It gets old when it's an ult spam fest. I know you'll charge it slower by being shit, and yeah, I don't have any problems, but I do feel like some ults happen too many times per game. Oh well, at least we can ult back as fast too :^)
>>146696265
Defendings easy though, as long as you have one or two people still alive, you can contest forever. You basically need the whole team to be coordinated with ults and able to hold off the respawning defenders on attack.
Every single time I pick Mercy I get the most retarded fuck garbage team ever who can't push past the first checkpoint of Gibraltar.
Every single time.
>>146689256
We're all animals.
Alternatively.
I will shape order from chaos.
>>1466963745 winstons and a lucio
4 - 0
>>146687101
tryhard isn't about effort anon. tryharding is only playing fotm, mimicking e-famous players without having their skills to pull weird shit off and generally trying to play everyone's hero for them.
>>146695148
>...for a price.
>>146692140
>the not getting stuck in bear traps cause he FUCKING FLOATS doesnt make sense
end your life
>>146695760
>place trap and mine in front of a medikit
>Soldier 76 takes the trap and dies
>Put the trap back
>He comes back, presumably looking for me
>Falls in the trap, left click, he ded
>Go to another medikit
>Trap, mine
>The show must go on
>got card for 68% kill participation as Tracer on Hollywood defense
Jesus, I don't think I've seen a that high number for anyone else either.
>>146697802
I've had 75% on Genji on some KOTH map that went 3 rounds
>New D.Va song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414qlFaPASo
>>146681007
>implying this hurts
>using arrows in 2016
>he doesn't have a gun
>>146692575
BF2 did it best by making medics soldiers who also had medbags and paddles. Then BC2 fucked it up by giving the fucking niggers SAWs. Jesus christ I hate dice.
>>146698697
well shit like karkand and the peninsula map were just clown fests of people paddling each other, dying, repeat ad infinitum. im not sure that was great.
>>146682356
and bigger numbers don't matter.
>>146692728
>what is crossbow medic
Dude, thing is, you'll still heal more with the medigun
>>146692728
Mfw I thought that was how Lucio worked at first. Thought that it did damage to enemies and healed allies. First time ever playing him was trying to shoot party members.
>>146701386
Kek Same here senpai. Don't feel too bad.
>>146701386
You weren't the only one anon, I was confused at how Lucios got such high amounts of healing done because it looked hard.
>>146692008
>I don't understand what mortgage is.
Is there any particular reason I haven't had Hollywood the last 2 days? Its probably my favourite map.
>grey grey blue grey
>ALL DUPES
>>146701719
Dunno, but probably the same reason I haven't had Dorado at all when I've had Numbani literally every other match to the point that I just quit on the loading screen for it now
>>146701386
I did the same thing. That was before I realized how little skill blizzard wanted people to have in order to do good
>>146701719
>>146702030
Game mode selection fucking when
>>146702441
This
>>146689256
IS THIS EZ MOOODE
IS THIS EZ MOOODE
IS THIS EZ MOOODE
IS THIS EZ MOOODEIS THIS EZ MOOODE
Is my mmr high or does match making just suck?