/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess station

first for memes

all waifus are trash

>static namers that share the same name

Why do they do this?

>>146674589

Like, exactly the same name? or just same first name?

I've seen people "joust" over first names until one would give up and just switch. Talk about autism.

5th for remove anime from spess

>>146674957
6th for replace anime with more XCUM

>>146674813
First name.

I've seen it happen loads, two people share it until one gives up and superior waifu wins out

>>146675186
Name one time there was a cat fight over names

>>146675663
Never a catfight, always just a silent bitter conflict for attention, until the other is left forgotten and always mistaken for the other.

It happens a lot, think of people having the same name in a shift.

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>>146674424
>ADMIN: Zealotron/(Zealotron) has a cookie from a banned account!

>>146675137
>want to replace anime with ayyylmao and XD SNEK fetish

\//\

>Blink and Free Smoke
STOP

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>>146674424

>>146677043
He should have taken MM too and just kept knocking people over in the confusion

>fireball
>just sails past him
I thought it used to explode if you got within one tile of it?

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>Three time wizzy
>Fail

Welp, at least i had fun, it's extremely rare i get Wizzyman even when i had pomfs coins almost every rounds for antag

>>146676687
>xcom enemy unknown 2 is the only xcom game
I meant mostly the weapons and technological shit
The ayys are pretty cool though (Not too much different than our greys)

>>146677293
>Icons become so fucked, disable tech is now shown as a woman in a swimsuit

Why the fuck does the round end the instant wizard is kill? I am tired of short rounds.

>>146677385
>waifus are slowly taking over the code
WIAFUS WILL RULE THIS SERVER.

>>146677608
because shitmins would complain if there were no antags to "spice up the round" or some shit

>>146677608
because there's absolutely nothing left to do

>>146677608
Blame unrobust faggots that don't test wiz powers and their antag abilities in the test server/as non antag

>>146677752
>Go full meta wiz and murderbone
>People complain

>Go whacky wizard and get valided
>People complain

>Go friendly wizard and get valided
>People complain

You cannot win.

>>146677608
Because it's old code.

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>>146677704
bullshit, random exists for a reason

>>146676225
I've got one as well, whats really interesting is if you host your own local server, it will tell you the same thing.

Why can't we have a server like Colonial Marines, bros?
They all roleplay enough to be enjoyable and non-autistic, the rounds lasts a minimum of one hour usually and you still have things to do and tension with the enemies being robust.

>>146679532
>colonial marines
>roleplay

what

>>146679662
Don't reply to bait

>>146679532
>roleplay
>rounds that last a minimum of one hour

holy fuck you have never played CM have you

>>146679662
Pretending to not know what xenos are, not going after them validhunting and, instead, building up barricades and strategic places to fend them off.

That's healthy and enjoyable roleplay.

>>146679770
I do. The three rounds I've been in, all lasted more than one hour.

>>146679968
those are basically all just OOC conventions put in place to promote fun/'fairness'

no one on CM really plays a character beyond 'generic gun haver'

>>146680159
Sure, but that is still roleplaying, though it is light.
Still better than everyone shouting "NUKE OPS!" *SHUTTLE CALLED* when they see a guy in a red suit.

>>146680361
Crewmembers are trained to know what red hardsuits mean you retard. Please stop baiting

>>146680421
I know that there are all sorts of explanations for the metagaming part of /vg/server, like all botanists being trained to be brain surgeons, all clowns being trained to be masters of cloning people, etc.

Doesn't make it less retarded.

>>146680557
ahhh yes let's switch to the baystation method where you're not allowed to know how to pull the trigger on a gun unless you're sec, you're a high genius

on second thought kill yourself back to bay

>>146680717
Bay is too extreme and retarded with it's roleplay, while /vg/ is too extreme and retarded with it's metaplay.

Both are equally shit for different reasons.

>>146680801
sorry we're not going to restrict ourselves from using all of our game knowledge just because it makes you angry that you only know how to grow weed or whatever

>>146680986
Nah, I do it too in /vg/.
I go to all the spots antags hide in maintanance and validhunt them. Still doesn't it make it less shitty

>>146680557
>people recognizing a group wearing militarized red hardsuits and heavy ballistic weapons is retarded
excuse me what

The only RP i would like is the one that bans or warns:
>someone stungloves someone
>;OH MY FUCKING GOD X IS LING FUCKING MURDER HIM, SECURITY AAAAAAA
>there is an explosion but no noticeable breaches/no one knows where it was
>OPS, ITS OPS, CODE RED CALL THE SHUTTLE, CHANGE THE AI LAWS, COMBAT MODULES NOW
>don't slip on water
>;FUCKING ANON HAS NO SLIP SHOES FUCKING ARREST HIM, FUCKING TRAITOR HOLY SHIT

I mean, i don't even fucking care if ";X DID X, HE MAY BE AN X OR AN X" but outright shouting someone is a ling or something just because of little suspicious shit is bullshit, lot of people had been lasered cremated for that

Also Sandy you are fucking autistic for shouting
;SECURE THE DISK
as a sec officer shift-start, a round after a Nuke Ops round

I had a dream where I was a nukeop, fell asleep for like 3 hours, woke up to a dead radio and then brought two bombs to bomb the station assuming that my team mates were dead.
I went undercover and set one in some sort of maint dorm mommis were scuffling around and then turned the timer of the other one and started moving towards the brig.
A large countdown showed up directly under the bomb icon in my active hand so it was easy to handle them, when I had just 10 seconds left I ran into the brig and to my surprise I found two other ops in regular brig cells, undercover and not braindead.
Then everything blew up and some admin permabanned me.

Rate.

>>146681668
Oh yeah and I angrily ahelped about a mommi disarming the other hidden bomb despite not having any proof other than that it went missing and did not explode.
even dreaming i am salty about silicons

>>146677058
you are such a cutre botanist

>>146681579
I'm trying I swear

>>146681668
>dreaming about spess
>dreaming about falling asleep
maybe its time to stop

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>don't get antag
>AFK until next round

>>146681938
never

>>146681986
>don't get antag
>get killed by greytiding faggots with hos badges

>>146681938
Wish I'd dream about cool stuff like spess, usually I dream about my teeth falling off or me dying

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LYLA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>146683863
We tried to warn them about the birds, we really did.

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>xenobotanist
>all the seeds i got from exotic crates had bullshit requirements like "will exhale plasma, co2" and shit
>ahelped to check if i wrenching a tray to a connector port would absorb the plasma released by the plant
>they told me it did
>it didn't
>spent a fuckton of time trying to fix the plasmaflood
>by the time i fixed it the botanists already mapped all the genes
>the only good thing i made was a vine spreading no-fruit that was bioluminescent at 140 potency

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>>146674424
>it's a ling stealthily kills half of the station and the shuttle gets called episode.

>>146683948
I may be talking out my ass here but you might have had to put the covers up on the trays as well.
Unless you did.

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>>146683948
>trusting the admins
>half are teenagers who don't even play anything aside from Assistant and press all the admin buttons when they get bored.

>>146683983
>red text all around and 4 genomes absorbed by one at mos
Ling and vampire need to be seriously rebalanced.

>>146683983
>people just decide to wander into engineering alone with the engineer covered in blood

>>146684114
i did the cover one with the CO2 and it still spreaded

>>146684162
as in ling is too op or what

>>146684279
We keep getting shitty lings with 0 genomes absorbed.

>>146684279
Up if anything since they're always cowards and fucking up absorbing is easy.

>>146684409
We should bring back lings being able to refund their abilities

>>146684403
well today there were 3 lings, I was the only one who managed to do 3 out of 4 objectives
but yeah, other 2 did nothing and died

Is the station loading really slow for anyone else?

>>146684710
well I don't really know how can you screw at picking abilites, it's basically paralyse and silence as first two, and before you get enough for something useful like death sting or fast regeneration you are done with absorb objective, so you can try to absorb more or wait till shit hits the fan and steal whatever/kill whoever you have as objective
of course you can do it other way but this is the best in my opinion if you don't have acces to toxins and other stuff that can be used to keep your target still and silent long enough to take their headset off and grab or cuff them

>>146685891
What do you mean?

>>146686448
I got into last round fine, and now the station's downloading at 0.01 MB a second. It's not my internet either, I'm able to watch youtube in HD while I wait(I have stopped doing that so as to clear the DL).

Shit tier waifus?

Victoria Rathen
Flare
Felicity Rivera
Trinity Prewitt

>>146687281
top tier waifus

me

>>146687281
who the fuck cares about waifus

>>146687281
literally who
meh
lesbo
lesbo

>>146687281
I love Victoria and Felicity!

*buzz and such doesn't work for me

>>146688210
kys

>>146688210
kys

>>146687281
Victoria is pretty cute.
I'd tag along with her but she never notices me

Good tier waifus?

Megurine Luka
Alice Conrad
Caleigh Stall
Naomi Williams

>>146689170
Fuck off Naomi. I can smell your self-shilling from a mile away.

stop talking about waifus you fucking retards
this game is about spess and roleplaying not about waifus

>>146689170
>Alice
Yee m8

5 best husbandos and 5 worst husbandos GO

>>146689170
Naomi is my waifu

hello spessmen

BYOND won't run dreamseeker.exe and I can't join and servers

I've tried to reinstall BYOND, but it still gives this error.

>>146689905
don't worry about it, this cult is shit

>>146690124
hello darkness my old friend

>>146689170
>any waifu being good

>>146689693
Best
Pomf123
Probe1
Dragonbro
Eliminator16
Kammerjunk

Worst
Mrpain666
Ghlor
Skowron
Doobiedoo
Secretoftheshapka

>>146689789
Message me on beyond qt

>>146690671
It's too awkward

>>146690520
>pomf
>probe
>kammerjunk
>mrpain
>doobiedoo
>husbandos

>>146691005
This

>>146691005
>dragonbro
>elim
>husbandos
What fucking world do you live in?

>>146690871
do it, I'm alright

Science department ranks
-RnD
>REAL NIGGA HOURS
>Supply the station
>help the miners
>make a bunch of shit

-Robotics
>Make Borgs
>Mechas
>Lynched when the AI is milf and there are 8 borgs on the station

-Toxins
>nobody cares if you aren't antag

-Xenobiology
>Either World Star enablers or Slime Fetishists

-Xenoarcheology
>Faggots who do some shitty job to get some irrelevant artifacts that can either kill or kill everyone

-Telescience
>Realest Niggas who gonna save your ass

RnD > Telesci = Robotics > Toxins > Xenobiology > Xenoarcheology

Brief mention to Xenobotany, wich are just Botanists that don't want to obey a faggot in white clothes in exchange of living more isolated and being easier prey to lings/vampires

>>146691902
No, it shall be the purest form of love

>>146692151
This is too much gay blogging in the thread.

Message me or not, I don't mind either way, let's just keep it off here

All waifus banned when

>>146690520
>elim
Oh yeah baby lets make washing machine jokes before spending the evening doing events and then even more jokes about Drungi

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>>146691983
>RnD
I don't even consider that science. That's more of place scientists avoid for the first 30 minutes of the round to avoid doing research and then complain when everybody else did the same thing.
Research is more of a punishment than a role.

>>146690520
>dragonbro

but why? They're worst admin

>>146692694
Research Station should be dissolved and integrated into all related fields.

I don't like the destructive analyzer. You end up with a grocery list, complete the grocery list in 4 minutes. Everyone has everything they need/want. Time to run around and griff.

>>146683948

needs to be hook to pipes+have cover on itlid connector port does not cover it.

how do i be a better trader?

>be working on zresearchlabs away mission repairing the countless broken references.
>it's done at last, lets see the damage.
>make some minor changes in DM, go to save.
>DM crashes
>fine you little bitch lets just do it again
>unable to read zresearchlabs.dmm
Fuck you!

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>>146691983
Xenoarch CAN be useful. The thing is: RNG is a fucking bitch in heat for us. Once in a blue moon i find real powerful healing/battery chargers and fabricators, but i agree, Xenoarch needs more helpful artifacts, or at least a buff to the old dud giga drill and hover pod DUDE STONE MASK AND LING VIAL LMAO

Also, we DO bring people back to the round. Badmins LOVE them pods

>>146693185
You stop playing it and also stop playing the worst race

>>146691983
>xenobio that low
after a good ammount of time you can get free food materials and monsters with certain extracts
it just has the problem of relying on RNG, there should be a 100% chance for the gray slimes to mutate atleast once and everything else is left the same

>>146693185
>suicide
>succumb
but dumb vox hate memes aside, the answer lies in interesting gimmicks

>>146693332
>that round the other day with the necromorph pod and fucking SENTIENT NECROMORPHS

>>146693332
>>146693493
you niggas will never understand
RNG jobs are shit, unless you are a god among man working on them you'll rarely see something cool from it

>>146694524
you could use the green slime extract to bypass AI laws when there are hostile life forms and they won't let you fight it as a human
if there are little miners you can supply R&D with materials

>>146693332
>AND LING VIAL LMAO
>ling vial
what is it?

Captain

more like

Security Cadet With All Access

>>146696464
vial that turns you into a ling

please, someone tell me how you choose a different race when cloning.
a vox did it when cloning another vox bugging everyting

>>146696706
That Captain was fucking shit. Shooting random people in hallways with his energy gun and running away.

Vox should only be able to eat human meat or synth meat derived products.

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>>146693332

>Digging through rocks
>Noise and flash from one of them
>Mfw breaking a artifact

That's the worst part, i never could get the hang of Xenobio because it's too boring to go through all that shit

>>146696784
The captain acted like he was security the entire round as well.

>>146696753
emag

vox are cute!

>>146696753
Click on the clone records, there will be a tiny option labelled "edit record".
NEVED SPEEDCLONE WITH AN EMAGGED CLONER, IT HAD A RED LIGHT IF IT'S EMAGGED.

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>People eating random food they find in the hallways
>Security puts you into Perma with your target
>They never check on you and you just choke him out

>>146696947
>>146696979
thanks
>NEVED SPEEDCLONE WITH AN EMAGGED CLONER
what happens?

>>146697131
High chance for the person to pop out in a mob with no body.

So they then can't ever be brought back into the round as their old self, just as diona, posibrain, pai, etc.

>>146677752
You can do that?

How?

>>146696707
nice

>>146697206
uh? was that intended? we ahelped it because when we cloned a guy there was an invisible body (i could see the empty healtbar using medicHUD glasses) and the mod didn't know what happened

>>146697023
Sorry for being a shitter as a borg mate

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>>146697023
>be tator engineer, get random uplink item
>apparently it can give you job-specific items because I get a bottle of Chef Excellence's Special Sauce
>no chef so I leave sauced donuts and bread slices lying around, all renamed "DO NOT EAT" with a pen
>they all get eaten within minutes
>chef latejoins AFTER people scream about sauce over the radio
>he gets instantly fucking lynched despite being a latejoin

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>>146698109
Damn dude that's funny. Great post!

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>>146674424
>round is over in less than 5 minutes

And people say rev is a good roundtype

I guess if you like meme modes and looking at a lobby screen it is.

>>146697798
Its ok, I was a shitter back to you as well.


MUH GENOMES MUH POTENCY

>Go to medbay
>See someone stealing a chem dispenser
>Stop him
>Suddenly the janitor starts spraying me with poly acid
>I manage to flash him and are about to arrest him
>SURPRISE THERE WAS ANOTHER REV RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
>Shoots me with a chloral syringe
>Gets stripped
>Nobody comes
>I get turned into a monkey and manage to jump in disposals
>SMELELELEL as I get to security to warn them

What a shit mode.

Gangsta Rigatoni here, Sorry for converting science that wanted a slow round.

>spend more time readying up than playing

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>Janitor
>Mute despite never enabling the option
>Get reved up
>Okay.png
>Get myself spess lube and polythrinic acid
>Try to set them in right places, get a sec officer
>Also get the Hop, but some guy fall on top of him because spess lube
>Mfw can't talk and trying to kill

But we won barely a few seconds after hop's death

>>146697487
No it's a bug.
Happens sometimes, I ahelped it again myself and then ran from medbay afraid you'd pin killing the other vox or having an emag on me.

>open brig doors
>I slip on janitor puddle and fall inside
>some sec is jailing my fellow revolutionary
>tase him with a stolen taser
>forcefeed water potassium
>we stripe him and hunt the captain
I guess it could be fun if there were less revolutionaries per station member.

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>>146674424
this server is a joke
why do people play here again?

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>station time 12:04, walking past the kitchen when I get the message "Kahititiititihitiahtithiacha fills Chef's Special Sauce with the sink"
>too early to validhunt the fucking birdbrain chef, instead I pass him a note saying if he doesn't make me some great chili I'll rat him out
>pass by the kitchen a while later
>"Here is you chili"
>serves me a single fucking chili plant on a plate
FUCK
VOX

>>146699056
>Try to set them in right places, get a sec officer
Don't try to lie you nignog, I had you on the floor with cuffs up your ass.
That disgusting vox saved you by chloraling me.

>>146699141
Beats TG by a long shot.

rev and wizard need to go and stay go. Fucking 5 minutes rounds where NOBODY amounts to anything

>>146698943
MUH LAW 1, MUH POTENT HAMS

hey, could ya teach me how to actually use botany properly? Cause mutating in general, I got no clue what the fuck Im doing

>>146699207
nice meme senpai.

At least /tg/ has modes that aren't "DEATHMATCH: THE ROUND"

Fuck off back to hippie.

>>146699276
You fuck off back to Hippie, I was there when everything went to shit.

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>>146699182

It's was trinity i got, not you. I had sec lubed up real good for their ass spanking

>>146699351
?

everything except for ling should be removed

>>146699064
so, what's the usual behaviour of an emagged cloner?

>>146699962
Fuck no, ling is the absolute worst gamemode for sec because you can never kill them unless you get them in the act as you cannot test for it.

>>146700042
>as you cannot test for it.
isn't there a blood test
also fuck the security, another reason the remove everything except for ling

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i WISH MY FUCKING WAIFU WOULD GET ON

>>146700390
>isn't there a blood test
There is not.
Do you even play here?

>>146700464
well I never had a security catch me in act because I'm not a retard, I only recall that on some versions there is a test

>>146693185
Don't go to the fucking station roundstart with retarded items everyone can get like a flashlight or a cigar
Make weird food in vox botany
Mine cool shit and materials
Make makeshift weapons
Don't steal from any department
Stop your brothers from being shitters if you dont want arrivals dock to be bolted down forever

>>146700397
I'm on Eros atm

>>146700613
Yeah right

>>146700613

What's the link to Ero?

Gonna play on Bay for the first time

>>146700613
nice try, eros is offline

>>146702079
Please stay there

>>146702181
Nope

>>146702079
wow can't wait for the ebin greentext about how wierd it is there and how unrobust everyone is and how dumb the admins were when you gave them your best memes and still got banned

save us the reading and don't post about it we get the idea

>>146702612
what did he mean by this?

>>146702863
There's too much shitposting and not enough talk about space like in the last couple of threads?

Nah
Maybe he's just retarded and should gb2bay

These days I just pick observe, then mommi and try to fix the derelict.

Round always ends before I manage to get atmos up and running because for some weird reason there is always something wrong with the power, even if I completely strip everything out and wire it correctly.

>>146703605

is mommi a good way to learn engineering without potentially fucking everything up?

The test server is usually exploded or power is already all gone and it's impossible to navigate, so practicing there is AIDS

>>146693185
Best reception I've had as trader was when I cooked a fuckton of burgers and started a chain in arrivals with the clown.

>you can edit records in the cloner to change species
No you can't. It's either stored, or deleted.

>>146704793
Emag the cloner, it was added recently

>>146704549
Can be, if you do it on the derelict.

Also if you ever see me on (I always namefag silicons C.O.S.C.O.), I'm happy to teach what I know, and I know all the common stuff inside and out.

Anyone else notice that music being played by the admins has been getting shittier lately?

>>146706452
When was the last good one?

>>146706594
They were never good.

>>146699691
I'm talking about the shitfest between Erroage and coderbus.

Space Lube makes rounds fun

All these people griffing the work MoMMIs do.

Dragonbro, i think you messaged the wrong guy at round end

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>Me Glares
>Me sucks blood really good
>Valid Vampire guys kill em!

>Wasn't even the vampire

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What is the most promising ss13 standalone?

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>>146674424
>it's a vampires blow up the station and all get redtext round

I guarantee you we would get antags that aren't complete garbage if awful ones like Sandy Sand got banned from it.

Cloned 5 people that round. Including an sshole with a laser cannon.

>In AI upload
>Checking the freeform module and by chance I see the latest law that was uploaded
>Edward Gilmore is the only human
>Beepsky gets him
>I get him and get him to brig
>It is all ogre, how easy this was
>He hugs me during interrogation and I think nothing off it
>There are like 4 idiots in brig so I get spooked
>I completely forget he is a vampire and put him temporarily in a cell
>Go get him later and he screams and I apparently cannot feel my legs
>"Oh yeah, death hugs"
>"oh yeah, I had holy water in my bag"
>Some asshole sprays lube all over security who wasn't even an antag so the vampire just walks on out

Fuck me I fucked up, I could have just easily slasphed him with some holy water and it would have been ez.

>>146707010
None of them are promising

>>146706452
Just skowron having 'fun'.

Shoulda been there for purge day, he didn't stop playing anime music

Unless you're dumb and am getting the DJ satellite music mixed up with admins playing music

>>146707063
Which one is the least not promising?

>>146707136
I don't think you understand

>>146707136
>>146707010
SS13.wad looks good so far

>get orange jumpsuit
>get orange shoes
>tell a guy im cosplaying as a prisoner
>non sec scientist attempts to perma me for like 15 minutes
>makes me eat neurotoxin for no reason
>security doesnt know what i did or who i am
>later the detective says "cap told us to kill him"
>vampire screeches and fucks off in that moment
>tell scientist to check my jumpsuit and my cablecuffs
>insists on permaing me
>guy who played along me tells him
>he feds up and feeds him his own neurotoxin
nice round, a lil worried about executing people you didn't knew why you brigged though

>>146706970
The roboticist

>>146707229
>.wad
>no destructible environment
trash it

>>146707270
All good, except i gave you and the scientist neurotoxin, not the scientist

>>146707270
>nice round, a lil worried about executing people you didn't knew why you brigged though
That wasn't you famalam, I was radioing sec and asking what to do with the vampire I caught and just as he said; "Kill him" he screamed and fucked off.

>get to RD outpost
>vox niggers nigged the chem dispenser and seed vendor
>cool sec guy got the chem dispenser back
>stealth my way outside and steal the seed vendor
>vox niggers comes later and despressurize the shit out of the outpost while plasmaflooding it with a plasma cannister
>want to get revenge
>ahelp if the traders are valid saladus for this
>no response
>don't get revenge for fear of bwoink
>turns out the vox nigger was a vampire

>>146707058
>Be borg, get a onehuman law and then locked down.
>Clown rushes in, sees me, beats me with a spear til I'm half broken.
>Roboticist puts me in a new body, desynchs me from the AI
>Mechanic sees this, locks me down again and blows me up.
>Get a third body, help humans evacuate onto the shuttle.
>Get locked down and blown up again.

>>146707270
scientist name?

>>146707374
That is definitely valid

>>146707374
I've noticed this too

I asked the admins a question last night and go no response,

it was just a simple question about the cloner

nothing.

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>>146674424
Hilarious round

>AI gets subverted by Gilmore
>AI gets lynched by angry crew
>borgs too because VALIDS

>>146707374
i actually didn't plasma flood, i was dead inside the sleeper and the guy that helped me as non antag plasma flooded

>>146707270
the best part is that orange jumpsuits and prison jumpsuits have different sprites

l m a o

>>146707586
You can stop trying to force your /co/ shit already

>roll vampire RD
>subvert AI
>succ three people after comms go off
>sec breaks into AI core
>I left my name on the module
>get arrested
>screech and stun three people
>make a break for it
>slip because some fuck sprayed the brig with water
>get unceremoniously executed

It was a good run for my first antag round where I did anything. I think I made the round fun-ish. Still salty about the water.

>>146707878
>dying as a max power vampire
ahahahahahahaha nigga just like jaunt nigga

>>146707878
If I had just splashed you with the holy water I had on me then the whole screech ordeal would never had happened but I fucking forgot that you were a vampire so I was just going to perma you.

>>146707010
The doom wad probably showed the most progress out of all of them
Props to railfist I guess but that's sad to admit

>>146708029
I didn't have it, obviously I would have used that. I'm not [spoiler=THAT[/spoiler] retarded.

>>146707281
But it does have a destructible environment, if you're referring to Railfist's one

>>146708182
You're sure showing otherwise

Skip function on the jukebox when?

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>be AI
>get subverted
>mfw
>can hardly play regular ai
>oh boy
>that entire shitshow after I forgot that the HoP gets an SPS
I'm sorry RD

>>146708182

oh the ironing

I wanna try out AI for a spin, but i'm scared i'll get bwoinked to hell.
Should i?

>>146709097
just wait for lowpop so you can get used to it

>Be Sec
>Near end of the round, torturing a prisoner in the execution chamber for spraying space lube everywhere
>Later in round
>Shuttle is called
>Go AFK for a few minutes
>Come back to my tortured virologist friend being handcuffed and fed neurotoxins
>Get upset
>Find out it as some assistant
>Grab spear
>Wail on him and kill him
>Kill myself

Someone job ban me please

>>146709097
Become AI with robotics magic.
Or cry for triumvirate and lose your shit because no-sense-of-fun admins make one malf and round ends in ten minutes

>>146708132
Ironically, you were my murder objective.

>>146696707
If you use the stone mask or the vial are you added to the round end triggers list? Or could you hunt the round start antags with your new powers and end the round normally?

>>146710123
It adds you as a complete antag, with objectives and everything, as though an admin used adminpowers to turn you into one.

So it follows whatever rules already exist. Not sure how Malf works, but in Wizard rounds for example, the round will not end when the wizard is killed if any other antags exist (survivors, for example.)

You could still hunt the round start antags, but I doubt killing them would end the round, considering you're an antag yourself.

Are TEGs still any good? The wiki says I should be able get 5 to 8 MW from it for half an hour, but I've been playing around on a local server and haven't been able to get more than 600 kW for about a minute.

Whats a good way to get usable blood as vamp?

Meaning how to suck blood from a live person without them getting away (hardmode: not braindead)

>>146710756
wiki is wrong, it was nerfed

gotta have autism to get 5+ MW

>>146710767
Stun them, cuff them take their headset, then drink at your leisure.

>>146709642

Please, this.

As a roboticist nobody comes to me to do anything interesting 90% of the time.

>>146710815
Is it at all viable for early game power generation on Boxstation, or should I stick to solars, singularity, and AME?

>>146710975
You can do a quick setup that can get ~600 KW for a while. But it's beyond me on how to do that.

the chef should be senior to the bartender and botanists

you know, like offically

>>146711326

Chef usually takes over botany anyway

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>>146709097
it's easy
try to be helpful and don't hurt people in the process
do what you're asked as long as it isn't retarded shit that will immediately kill someone (i.e. law 2 release the singularity)
try not to die

you're not expected to be omnipotent, don't freak out and hang yourself if a couple people die and you never noticed/weren't able to help in time
you'll only be given shit if you act like a harm alarm and take sides on your default lawset

>a lot of ore is stacked on each other
>right click it
>game crashes

Is Paradise Station good?

>>146713402
furries and reddit-tier karma shit

>been getting lag lately for no reason
>reset client
>ad is lagging too
>go to youtube
>no problems
is it only byond screwing up for me?

>female "moderators"
>people wonder why the server has gone down hill

>>146714281
who? soca has been here for years

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who /xenobotany/ here?

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>its a Mikecari Captain Round
>step aside chemist, every one come into chemistry, fuck off chemist, im making hyperzine
>Atmos faggots get the fuck out these are my mag boots
>Roams tunnels the entire round shooting anything that moves

>>146715209
Post about it in his ban-request on the forums. He already got a day-ban for his shit behaviour as captain, probe said any more and he's gone.

>>146715273
Some one else already did.

>tfw admins ruin your blackjack and hookers so you become the cult of pomf in the bar and get turned into shit and worship a wizard card of narsie in chicken outfits

>>146715340
you should pop in as well

>Vox traders still think they can just go around stealing shit

You guys need to start giving them beatings whenever they pull this shit so they learn to knock it off

>>146715340
the more the merrier

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>>146715147
iv only sligltly dabbled. im curious tho. whats a good plant to find the plant genes fast? is there a limit to the amount of different fruit one plant can grow? can you create a plant with high enough bioluminecence to feed itself?

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>tfw miners and scientists cooperate to live in the roid and no vox steal their shit
A miner found a 52 burn damage auto-rechargeable laser gun, the xenoarch was taking 0 damage from brute due goliath-reinforced hardsuit and xenobotanist was making crazy plants. No yelling, no, no succ, no dying, only comfy.

>>146715709
1. grass
2. you can splice a plant to make it give other plant's fruit
3. of course, mine had over 10 lumens of bioluminescence and it just needed 7 lumens to survive

>>146714281
is it s___h?

>>146716419
o shit why didn't that spoiler

I'm no coder but is there a way to fix playing cards? I really enjoy holding games of blackjack and I would play poker but with how buggy the hands are it would be hell.

It's not just that other guy lagging hardcore. I'm getting huge waves of braindead lag.

>>146715948
i rolled antag but asked a admin to remove my antag status since the local power company was working nearby my home, they ended up turning off the power twice to fix some shit

>>146715569
>letting the smelly apes notice you stealing

>>146715569

>people still playing vox trader just to red flag and be even worse than assistant

pleaSE

Is there any way to hack or otherwise set up an airlock to only respond to a certain ID or IDs in order to keep out all-access assistants and clowns?

>>146713402
>>146713671

On top of that, expect a load of people to stand around braindead and security talking before acting despite getting killed

>>146719145
Nope. Best you can do is rig it to open on a certain pulse I think

vox sex

deus ex

>>146720282
heresy

>>146719548
You can set the airlock electronics before you buil it in.

>>146720473
He means make it so only one specific ID can open it, that just lets you pick which type of access lets you open the door

>>146720473
That only lets you set access levels, does not differentiate between IDs. All access will always let anyone open any airlock.

>>146720473
Won't really help against all-access assistants and clowns

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"/tg/station is better."

>>146721129
are those fucking plasmamen?

>>146721129
what the utterfuck am I looking at

I want to make a big, pretty station where each department is connected by tubes but I know it'd get blasted to hell in a matter of minutes.

>>146721365
Space pirates go home

>>146721365
Enjoy being unable to drag anything anywhere.

>>146721365

So Taxi on the same Z-level connected by hallways

I just want my waifu to notice me...

>>146721242
You bet

I just wanna build mechs!

But nobody brings any damn plasteel, or actually takes the mechs besides to grief.

Medbay never uses the odysseus's

Engineering's never there to pick up the engi-ripley

Mining prefers to just grab the diamond drill and run

Security dislikes mechs with a passion

There's no chef mech

Fine-combed drill for mass xenoarch excavation for mounting on mechs when?

>>146721129
Is /tg/ still too stupid to handle silicon roles?

>>146721958
Just build them for yourself. They don't even need to leave the mech bay, it's just that sense of accomplishment. I throw up as many as I can and just store them. Steal plasteel from EVA and stuff. Leave the mechs in the armory if security thinks they're a problem.

>>146722503
/vg/ is as well, but we still have them
Here watch

If an assistant asks you to open the door to the armory on Asimov, what do you do?

>>146721958
BOTANY MECH WHEN.

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>Atmospheric
>Technician

>>146715709
Heres what I do, I don't know if its optimal, but its pretty good.
>Plant 1 Grass Seed
>Dump Robust Harvest into it
>Periodicially check in on it while doing plant genetics
>Get 2 cinnamon, and 2 sunflowers
>Splice cinnamon genes onto sunflowers
>You can figure all but 1-2 genes this way I think

You're limited by the plants yield. So theoretically a 15 yield plant can have 15 different fruits.

>>146723069
This has been solved.
You allow him in, and tell security.

>>146721958
>But nobody brings any damn plasteel
nigger the plasteel from EVA
if it's already gone, deconstruct reinforced walls, they're everywhere in science and you have welding protection

>>146724596
If an assistant is asking to be let into the armory without access, it's guaranteed he's doing so to steal weapons and cause harm
Nothing good can come from it, so you deny him

>>146724920
>Guranteed
>100%

Not true.

I once broke into the armory as an assistant. And
Ate all the guns

>>146721958
>plasteel
ask xenobiology to breed metal and silver slimes for you since they're very close

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>immovable rods

Thanks Red for all the teachings.

Who launched the shuttle early?

If it was another ling, fug u

>>146721509
But the Taxi mini-stations ARE on the same Z-level

>CMO
>medbay shittery all shift
>suddenly atmos shits the bed
>trying to replace everyone's lungs and fix ZAS'd heads
>pass out while replacing someone's lungs because mine ruptured long before
>we both die because I couldn't seal him up before I passed out
The ride.

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>make more than 500 monkeys so slimes can just reproduce almost forever
>meteors destroy atmos and all of them die

>>146725009
Thus harming yourself.

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>It's an "admin blows up the shuttle" episode
>It's an "admin throws an immovable rod at the station" episode

Can someone wrangle these tardmins in and tell them to cool it?

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>talking with an admin a lot over ahelp over a bug
>rod passes through me
>admin: "lol"

>janitor
>just doing my job
>atmos screws up
>get a popped lung
>get surgery
>the guy passes out before he can finish
>we both die
is atmos really that hard?

>>146721958
Ask the mommis very nicely, then go away for a bit and leave one sheet out. You may have a whole stack when you come back. Very unlikely but it can happen. Pro tip for mommis: if you have a material in hand like glass and then click on the same material in your storage, it makes it dropable.

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>>146725371
>admins blowing up the shuttle the moment it lands
>not even doing anything fun
>literally just blowing it up
there's a special place in hell for people like this

>>146725009
Eating guns didn't harm me though.

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some of you guys are okay
don't go to brig tomorrow

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has your borg been not a shit today?

what do i do if a lewd bird has bedcuffed me in dorms and there's no admins on

>>146725256

I'd say that, as the healer, keeping yourself alive to continue healing should be your #1 concern.

But damn if that isn't admirable. GJ.

>>146726625
me: takes benis in banus

>>146726625
let me know how that goes

>>146725506

Atmos screwing up is pretty much a shuttle call every time. We have like 3 people at most that know atmos in and out and they don't even play often anymore.

>There will never be a "WE CAN FIX IT." episode in your lifetime

What makes a better cooling loop? Winding heat exchange pipes or 4-way manifolds with thermal plates? Manifolds seems faster to set up but I'm not sure if there is a cooling tradeoff.

>>146727501
>Station gets fucked
>Just as it's fixed the shuttle arrives
Every time

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>>146727501
The problem with Atmos is that it can only be fixed at Atmos with Atmos machinery and with extensive Atmos knowledge.
If any of those are not available, the round is over.
Compare to: A bomb, where everyone can help rebuild without knowledge. A muderboner, which everyone can try to stop. A spider infestation, who everyone can help against.
But just you paste that AAC script and disassemble the AAC, it's already completely fucking unsalvageable 99999 times out of 1000000.

>>146725570

Trialmins get excited with their new powers.
But I agree, they should be gassed.

>>146727794

>THAT ACC script

Is this the same ACC script that got "leaked" about 2-3 years ago by an irate powergamer that got banned whose name I can't recall? Or is there another one?

>>146728096
ANY AAC script. Bam, somebody now needs the exact and opposite AAC script to even stop it.
Or just put Plasma in Distro and space the socket wrenches.
Or nigger the oxygen miner.
There's so many ways you can make Atmos unfasible to ever fix, it's stupid.

>>146728240

Yet nobody actually sabotages atmos because it's boring and everyone will call you a faggot for doing it. Same reason no one plays atmos.

I can see why some people want it removed, no one even interacts with it unless it's to cause catastrophic failures.

>>146728532
>no one even interacts with it unless it's to cause catastrophic failures.
Sure they do, the completely pointless and actually detrimental to the station TEG/SME competition of "let's see who can piss the farthest" has to run on something.

Tfw you want to play but you have a day ban

>Make 2x2 burn chamber
>pump 4500kpa o2 and plasma into it
>connect co2 scrubbers to main air pipe
6000C co2 around all of the station

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WHOS YOU ARE WAIFU

>>146729182
>the pipes still have to slowly leak the stuff into the station
Is there any way to overcome this problem?

>>146729369

you

>tfw love /vg/ station
>tfw love playing with everyone
>tfw insatiable appetite to griff the station every round

>>146729416
Disable external checks on a few air alarms or just upload one AAC script to nigh-irreversably do it with all at the same time.

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>>146674424
>vox niggers steal shit and cause trouble
>surprised when the crew lynches them

Even Fuckbones isn't this bad, Christ.

>>146729542
>change it on a few alarms
Always glitches for me, I click on "internal" and it goes to external, etc
>AAC script
How did I never think of this
For real, is there any LEGIT way to use AAC scripts

>>146729542
>disable external checks
Alright but what does this actually DO
>AAC script
Can someone that understands atmos write some shit for the wiki?
"Improve distro" is such a vague fucking goal, what makes a distro "good?"

>>146730667
Sacrifice bodies to the cult of atmosia

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>>146674424
>tfw 5 day weekend coming up
>tfw 5 days in space

>>146730667
Not even atmos people know

I wasnt done shitposting in OOC and some ass had to go and ruin it
can we talk more about broken shit?
like vampire AOE screech of 'lolurded' and instant stun

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>couldn't debrain him
>couldn't' decapitate to debrain
>couldn't clone
JUST

>2 votes
>10% chance of winning
what is this gay undemocratic shit? did we change to communists when i wasnt looking?

>>146732108
Cluwnes aren't even human, they're simple_animals. As far as the code is concerned, they don't even HAVE brains. Let alone heads.

>be wizard
>teleport around and hide until someone else does everything and get my greentext
:^)

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>mfw trying trying to teach a Hippie or Goon Station guy botany genetics
>ROBUST HARVEST IS FOR YIELD
>WHY SPLICE SAME PLANT TO SAME PLANT NOT INCREASE POTENCY

Sorry guy, I tried, but I wanted a comfy round, not Bio 101 round.

>>146732137
Yes. Every player and coder is a huge fucking baby.

>>146732137

Yup. Now, even when 1 faggot votes for some AIDS non-box map, they have a chance of getting what they want.