/owg/ Overwatch General

>>146635805
1st for mercy's hulking 17 inch dick

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>>146635805
>l-look at my shitty webms!
>Can't even copy paste correctly

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>Tfw you will never gain Tracers trust and love
>Tfw you will never stick a fleshlight into tracers Chronal Accelerator and fuck her in the heart

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What do pharahs kisses taste like?

>>146635969
Sand

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I hear peeps be looking for Reaper names. Is this to your liking?

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>>146635558
>>146635069
>>146634967
>>146635149
>>146634858

You solo queue don't you

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Post YFW Hanzo clocks you with a random arrow out of nowhere without him even knowing where you were

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JUNKRAT/ROADHOG OTP

>>146635596
generally, i've noticed it's like this:

healer > tank for damage blocked > high kill participation > kill streak > eliminations

in terms of who gets a vote.

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Even when they're not being edgy Reaper player names are a blessing

>>146635969
bags of sand

Mako or Sharkbait?

>>146635932
What's Mei's freezing interaction with the Rip Tire? Can she freeze it completely?

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>>146636039
>die for seemingly no reason
>look at kill feed
>hanzo
>immediately skip the killcama

>>146636108
Mako

>>146636116
Her DPS would kill it before it froze

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>be pharah
>shooting some mug up close
>accidentally shoot doorframe
>kills us both
>hear in the background "Got your aim from your mom, I see." from Solider 76 on my team
Hearty keks

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>Anubis defense
>Team goes 2 winston's 2 lucio's and 2 pharahs
>Enemy team never takes point A

>>146636108
Mako

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM

Post better music for playing Widowmaker. You can't.

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Mercy has a resting smug face.

Mercy makes an even smugger face when she is damage boosting.

>>146636159
Roadhog is the counter to all of those

>>146636150
>Her DPS would kill it before it froze
It would have 10 health I think.

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Can someone give me some Zarya pointers? I'm not sure of what to do to improve

I already know some stuff such as using my barrier aggressively to get energy, I used to pop it to run away and recharge but now I know I should pop it earlier to get energy and fuck them up. Is there anything else I can do to improve outside of "hit your grenades" and "use your barrier correctly"?

Also, any tips on building ult? I always hold on to it for too long, I think, looking for the perfect one because it takes so long to recharge

Thanks in advance

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>tfw no gf to make the bad thoughts go away

>>146636148
>killcam
>it's a "Junkrat randomly firing in the general direction of my team" episode

>>146635969
each others cunts naturally

Why the fuck does my cpu usage go up to 100% on low settings, I could play Dark Souls 3 on med settings and this cartoon game runs like shit?

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Nice whitewashing, blizzard.

This is not the skin tone of an egyptian.

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I know the FPS issue since this patch is known, but have devs said they're working on a fix?

Sick of the FPS stutters at random times, starting to wear on me.

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>>146636003
>>146636074
How's this edgy reaper name?
This is me

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>>146636251
So stop walking into his gun then
>Webm related

>>146636285
>imfuckingplying
WE

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>>146636315
Last patch was a fix. if it didn't work they said continue to report it

>>146636339
Lord Dominator is a great WOY villain

>>146636340
This, this is why I don't go to /tv/.

>>146636116
I have frozen a tire before

It interacts practically like another character, it can be hooked too

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WIDOWMAKER IS NOT BLUE

NOT BLUE!

>>146636340
ooops that's the wrong webm
>>146636405

>Torbjorn turret damage reduced on xbox and ps4
Holy shit I thought you guys were meming when you said he was a console kiddie killer

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>>146636239
>tfw cuddled with a qt at a party yesterday
>Got her number but have no idea how to proceed from this point
I wish 76 was my dad, he'd know what to do

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>>146636457
you lie

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>>146635805
I uh... I can't post any of the webms I have...

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>>146636327
gross...

>>146636457
Symmetra used to have 62% winrate on consoles

People couldn't turn around fast enough to kill her turrets

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>Hanamura on Attack
>Enemy team: Two Torbjorn, Zarya

I hate this map

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>>146636394
This guy gets it

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>>146636327
Very unfortunate.

No amount of time in the gym will fix her busted face.

I feel bad now.

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>>146635969
Mercy

>>146636374
It's already supposed to be fixed?

Uh-oh.

>>146636475
Call her.
Right now.

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>>146636003

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>>146636457
>>146636495
WEW

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>>146636495

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>mfw i won a match in hanamura on attack as mei with a reaper, mercy, 76 and TWO hanzos

the ONLY reason i didn't quit at the start is because i was close to getting an exp penalty but still

lmao

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>>146636592
Then ask her if she mains a character or switches depending on map situation.

>>146636495
It hasn't happened but Jeff confirmed a 30% damage nerf to his turret on reddit

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>>146636327
Oh fug, it's Rafael Cruz's illegitimate daughter

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>>146636497
YES! POST WEBMS IN WEBM EDITION!

Threadly reminder that 20Hz

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>>146636614
'dark evil bro' has to be ironic
I can't honestly see that name and not think there's irony to it

>>146636592
Anon it's 3 am
>>146636645
She only plays casual stuff like super smash bros and dragon nest

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>>146636327
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THIS IMAGE? GOD DAMN IT!

>>146636697
lel

>>146636327
yeah but that ass tho

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>>146636697
how about this?

>still using masteroverwatch
>not overbuff.com

>>146636797
>trying to shill your dead website

>>146636841
>not using dotabuff

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>>146636678
Stop posting sad things

Who are some decent Overwatch streamers I can watch while the Aussie servers are down? I know about Seagull but he never seems to be streaming when I'm awake

>>146636645
No no that will never work. You have to first begin by showing her your mastery of team composition. Start by mocking up a few different lineups for various maps and gamemodes, then extrapolate win percentages from competitive matches by correlating them with your own compositions. Project the potential fluctuations a mid-match switch could have the outcome of the games, and then produce an optimal ratio and acceptable margin for swapping to adhere to.

If she isn't spasming the floor begging for your cock by that point, start accounting for potential nerfs in the future and project metagame changes based around them.

>>146636702
Do it.
Now.
Listen to your dad.
She is probably wondering why you haven't called.
Don't let her feel ignored.

>>146636702

Don't listen to that /vg/in.

Text her tomorrow, at a normal time, like 11am, and say something direct but asking like: "Let's do lunch sometime"

As if she's already agreed to it, girls are all about that dominant shit dominant doesn't mean aggressive

where my xbros at?

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>>146636917
>Start by mocking up a few different lineups for various maps and gamemodes, then extrapolate win percentages from competitive matches by correlating them with your own compositions. Project the potential fluctuations a mid-match switch could have the outcome of the games, and then produce an optimal ratio and acceptable margin for swapping to adhere to.
Jesus fuck, anon. Keep going.

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>>146636990

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>>146636645
This is her btw she looks like Tracer once she started the hormones

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>tfw you are fucking obliterating the other team as pharah
>mfw they switch to pharah and you just two shot every single one of them out of they sky without getting hit

I love this character/game.

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>>146636917

THIS MAN HAS CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR

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>>146636670
>you will never take deep inhales of d. va's sweaty shit hole after she's spent a lot of time in her mech

>>146637052
Looks like a prepubescent boy. Good job anon.

>>146636941
Fuck this Chad wannabe.

You should just be yourself with her, but you know, the good yourself. Not the spergy yourself that screams and pounds his fists on the keyboard when three instalock hanzos are on your team. Try to be you, but not the real you, because that is obviously awful.

>>146637061
>Pharahs having a rocket duel in the sky
>Sigh
>Fly up as Mercy
>Damage boost her
>Other Pharah instantly dies
>Pharah heads off to do her fucking payload job

My thick-headed lesbian wife, sometimes...

as someone thats going to buy ow in a few days, it there anything important that i should know before i start? other than getting the $40 version

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>>146637052

>she

What sensitivity are you nerds playing with? I'm at 400dpi with 15 in game and I'm thinking of dropping it down a smidgen, my 360 is a little short of my mousepad

>>146637176
if you see a bastion play accordingly
pick non-hitscan characters or widow

>>146637176
If you hear a line shouted in a foreign language, an ultimate is being cast by an enemy team member. Watch out for it. Your team's ultimates will be in English.

>>146637176
Draw a rectangle in your room and practice standing inside of it.
Once you master it, you're golden.

>>146637061
>two pharah trying to sky battle
>both are complete shit and just make it 5v5 till I go widow and end that shit

Sure, then enemy has the point, but you keep on trying to dual. That's what wins games

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>>146637176
If you're a console kiddie you would be better off spending that money to buy a good set of anal beads instead.

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>>146637138
>>Pharah heads off to do her fucking payload job
>payload job
m8, I'm off to kill the Phara again as soon as he comes out of spawn

>>146637052
>she

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>>146637052
Hey.
Stop trying to hijack my personal blog

>>146636893
>randomly pick Mercy even though I never play the bitch because Lucio is my homeboy
>the spot immediately to my right picks Bastion
>the person to his right picks Reinhardt
>we do that for three games in a row
>fully escort and win in 3 minutes and completely defend the first objective two games in a row
Man people are so fucking bad.

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>>146637119
>Try to be you, but not the real you, because that is obviously awful.

The fuck did I say differently, I told him to be a confident and in-control man, which is the only good side to any male.

>>146637216
>Your team's ultimates will be in English.
>what is JUST-AUGH
>what is FIRE IN THE HOLE
>what is IT'S HIIIIIIGH NOOOON

>>146637176
Learn at least basic competency with every hero as quickly as you can because you'll need it. If the enemy has a Bastion/Mercy/Reinhardt combo it helps to be able to go Junkrat and blow them sky high, and if they have a Genji or a Tracer it helps to be able to go Mei or Winston and ruin their lives.

>>146637176
The game relies on team composition and counter-picking enemy characters over choosing one single character and being gud with it.
That's not to say that skill won't take you far, but some characters are simply designed to stomp particular heroes.

>>146637247

already got some anal beads for my mouth

>>146637023
If you insist, we could delve into analyzing map structure and try to optimize routes while allowing maximum coverage of both enemy flanking routes and protective team sightlines. Then start by predicting how both the current game state and spawn timers will influence the routes taken by opposing teams and attempt to force positive match ups along those pathways.

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How did Roadhog get so large? Radiation? How tall is Junkrat anyway? He's always hunched over.

>>146637304
Those ults are different lines

Ally Phara: ROCKET BARRAGE INCOMING
Ally junkrat: LADIES AND GENTS, START YOUR ENGINES
ally mcree: STEP ON UP.... DRAW!

I would really like to see this game but with a traditional RPG setting cast of characters.
I think that would be fucking awesome.
Castle maps and shit.
I want it so much.

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>SUDDEN DEATH watchpoint: gibraltar
>attacking
>defending has a bastion + reinhardt setup
>team refuses to get behind my fucking shield
>they finally get on the payload
>enemy team shits their pants and dies around the payload
>HELDEN STIRBT NICHT
>kill their team
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOILET SEAT
>get obliterated
>lose
>deranked
End it all

>>146637052
Would she want you to share what she looks like?

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>>146637360
KEEP GOING

>>146637373
Hawaiin genes and 6'10 or something

>>146637402

What does Reinhart say? Is it just HAMMER DOWN for both teams?

>>146637373
Junkrat is 6'3".

>>146637304
Name a single fellow teammates line in a foreign language when casting their ultimate

I didn't say all ultimates were in foreign language you literal fucking idiot, I said if you hear a foreign language, it is always an enemy team ultimate

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>>146637420
Why not she has diabetes that will kill her sooner or later anyway

>>146637402
I know that. I'm just saying that plenty of characters announce their ults to enemies in English, it's not a good indicator of whether you should start running for your life.

>>146637452
It makes a gong noise for enemy rein i'm pretty sure

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>>146637420
>She

>>146637247
>console aim

>>146637176
forty dolla version is hidden. Gotta scroll to the bottom and click on a link. Fucking blizzard. It's still there though.

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>>146637119
>Just B urself bro :DDD

I have yet to memorize what the heroes say when ulting on the ememy or my team. Is there a pic or something I can learn from?

When it comes to sticking people with Pulse bombs, what's the pecking order? I know that tanks can survive from near full health, so I try to pepper them when I stick them, but other than that It seems to be just healers I go after

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/70224756/

>>146637454
He feels smaller

Then again Genji is like 5'3-5'6" tops. Manlet Ninja

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>>146637516
Anon that is literally a 10 year old boy

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>>146637516
That's not how diabetes works and that is some random attentionwhore from youtube
Go bait somewhere else

>>146637247
I'm a console player and after seeing this webm a few days ago I starting doing this tactic as D.va/any other slim character
It works

>>146637579
If it's gookshit it's bad, if it's engrish it's good

>>146637430
Of course this is not taking into account the agency of choice held by opponents to freely change heroes at will, so several contingency formations will be necessary in order to strengthen specific chokepoints in order to properly win team fights. Start by seeing how well your overall team composition matches up against the most common meta lineups, and then produce a lineup that achieves an optimal winrate against your own composition. Then account for sub-optimal choices and find a secondary and tertiary lineup to account for counter-picking, then repeat all prior map analysis from the ground up with the new team and produce new formations based on these conclusions.

>>146637579
just googling their quotes list and listening to their voices

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Imagine this between your legs while you sit at your computer

On console, card voting goes this way
>How many blue cards are there?
>0
Nobody votes
>1
6 votes on blue
>2
4 on one, 2 on the other, unless one is a healer or had over 50% kill participation
>3
2 votes total
>4
Healer gets the votes

>>146637694
>if it's engrish it's good
I've got you in my sights.

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RATE our profiles?

>>146637579
>ryujin no kiken kurau or something
>it's hiiiigh noooon
>justice rains from above
>die die die
>i've got you in my sights
>just in time
>boo dee doo~
>ryuuga teki wo kurau
>fire in the hole
>boo zoo doo zoo zoo
>molten core
>feline of the downs
>nerf this
>hammer down
>mwahahahahahaha
>roar
>i'm going for the toblerone
>break it down
>ist den lchen bein or something
>There's an enemy teleporter!
>gaze into the iris
I think

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>play mercy
>enemy team bullies me the entire game
>teammates complain about no heals while not protecting me
>blame me for the inevitable loss
>dick is rock hard the entire time

It's cool that Blizzard made a character for masochists. I mean, nobody normal plays Mercy, right?

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>>146637721

>>146637609
Are you getting these heights from somewhere?

>>146637728
Engrish != English you baka

>>146637694
Unless it's High Noon, Got You In My Sights, Die, Die, Die, Nerf This, Fire in the Hole, Justice Rains From Above, Hammer Down, Roadhog Time...

>>146637619
They are deleted whenever you exit the game.

>>146636315
>Widowmaker getting fucked
kek, any woman in this game would use the strapon

>>146637579
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Ultimate_ability

>>146637780
I got your in me sights.

>>146637772
eggnog?

>>146637579
Luckily all you have to remember is the english speaking characters

foreign characters will always say it in their native language if on the enemy team, and english when on your team

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anyone want to group up with me? i play a mean pharah, and i will change to whatever may be necessary.

gonna be on for a couple hours.
StrickNine#1699

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>>146635969
Hummus

>>146637452
You hear the hammer hitting the ground but you don't hear HAMMER DOWN

>>146637787

>>146637780

>>146637750
Show widow stats then I will judge you.

>>146637579
You could just switch the voice language to other languages and memorize all the variants after a while.

>>146637841
I only play with nice people. You being mean is rude

>>146637773
Yeah, Genji doesn't have a posted height so someone on tumblr went full investigation bullshit and compared his height in the photograph next to the other Overwatch characters who do have posted heights and a few other sources and surmised he's between those

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Anyone else turn their shower down to the coldest settings and masturbate imagining Mei is freezing you and teasing you?

>>146637679

get out of here god damn console slime

>>146637750
>imgur filename

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>>146637773
according to this mugshot, Junkrat would be placed at 6'5

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>win game
>kicks me back to menu
>puts me in game with 1 minute to go
>lose of course
uhhh overtards?

>>146637887
That's pretty impressive that you can still get hard in a cold shower.

>>146637765
>playing Mercy attracts ungratefulness and bullying
>playing Lucio makes everybody like you
I wonder why

>>146637887
sometimes I take baths to imagine the feeling of hugs

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>>146637887
No because there's no way you are getting an erection in ice cold water you meme posting dunder fuck

>>146637786
Should have let it rip into her boipucci

>>146635805
Post good overwatch feels
>lvl 30
>never opened a legendary in a crate
>lvl up
>get crate
>open it
>get my first legendary red skin for Reinhard (on of my main characters)
Nice

>>146637923
what's your problem senpai

>>146637942
AOE heals are almost idiot proof?

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DISCORD ORBS

>>146638015
WE GOT SOULZ N SHIEEET

>>146638010
>lvl 30
>never opened a legendary in a crate
Impossible, unless you've been saving them for at least 5 levels.

>>146637881

nice players finish last.

>>146637956
Are you saying you can't pop a boner in ice cold water? I could understand if you were submerged in it but you're in the shower.

is your penis by any chance mutilated

>the Temple of Anubis is named not after the god, but after an actual AI system sealed inside it that can take over control of any omnic or electronics system it is exposed to
Huh, that's kinda cool. So I guess these things are what actually reactivated the Omnium facilities then? That probably means there's one in Russia as well, which probably means they're the current "final boss" of Overwatch.

>>146637430
I think I overdid it. Anon probably passed out, fell from their chair, and is now in a mixture of various bodily fluids.

I can't be held responsible for this.

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>>146637926
and Roadhog is 7'3

>>146636315
Change your battle net client settings to turn battle net off when the game starts. If you haven't tried that. That fixed my fps from 25 to consistent 60.

>lucio is 5'3
MANLET
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Question. Is Bastion an Omnic or just drone?


And unrelated question, are there any human Bastion designs floating around? I haven't seen any.

>>146638053
Oh yeah, then why do I have a 50% Winrate?

>>146637816
There we go, Lucio's and Mercy's always confused me, thanks.

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>Attack on Hanamura
>Enemy team has a Reinhardt guarding 2 Bastions and a Torb turret
>My team isn't even able to get past the initial doorway
That wasn't fun.

>>146638087
And he looks 4 feet in game because everyone is a fucking titan.

>>146638067
Trust me, you're going to take responsibility.
Wedding is tomorrow, don't be late.

>>146638087
>Yet D'va still hungers for his cock
It's not fiar.

>>146638015
Threadly reminder that Zenyatta needs to

Move Faster (+30% movement speed)
Heal Faster (40hp second rather than 30)

>>146638092
Omnic. One of the last Bastion-class omnics, which were the main numbers of the Omnic armies.

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>haha the only time i ever play healer is when i pick lucio on illios!
>haha i love knocking people off the map hahahahaha!

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>>146637873

>>146638046
it's quite possible. I only have 2 legendary at lvl 45

>>146638126
How can I arrive at a wedding I don't know the location of? Don't be ridiculous anon.

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experience tranquility my man

>>146636156
I thought people were fucking with me when I saw that it was a line until I accidentally murdered myself as Pharah near a 76. 10/10

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>>146638149
>Main forces were bastions
>Literally millions of bastions
how the fuck did they stop the omnic crisis

>>146638198
A legendary is guaranteed every 25 boxes. You can be at level 45 and have two legendaries, but you can't be at level 30 and have no legendaries if you opened every single crate.

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Why is Blizzard so fucking good at making butts in this game?

Seriously, the tits are whatever, but the asses? I could watch Tracer, Widow, Genji jiggle all day. Reaper's thighs are thick and fine as hell. How do they do it? Did they hire an entire team of ass and leg designers?

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>Mercy viking legendary
>next crate get the legendary gold crate
I'll never be this lucky ever again

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Just finished my Ultra Original OC do not steal

Please enjoy it.

>>146638012

not a fan of console shitters in our thread

>>146638115
>attack on hanamura
>not leaving before the game starts
you were asking for it

>>146638072
i'll give this a shot, thanks brotaco.

Online converters that will let me do mp4 to WEBM w no audio to fit under 3 mb limit?

>>146636629
>le bad hanzo meme
Seriously guys stop it

>>146638202
Anon, you silly goose. We're have a wedding right here. In this very general.

>>146638268
interesting..

>>146638340
>online converters
don't do that

https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

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>>146638010
Meanwhile me today

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>>146637698
I'd actually be down for this. Autistic math major here I love doing frivoulous bullshit for video games.

>>146638261
by picking genji, hanzo, or widowmaker

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Alright, after this just happened it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs, this is a revolution.
Everybody asks me, "what the fuck is Mercy about, what the fuck is up with those heals, cunt? You're fucking up yourself cunt" It's a fucking act, there is no Mercy. You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucking Mercy brah.... Everyone has a little bit of Mercy in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you're a sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fucking sad cunt, alright? Go out, get heals.
That's what we do in this shit, brah. You wanna be a fucking little sad genji? Fuck that shit, bro. Every little haters gonna hate, brah. You'll never be like Mercy, brah, cause I'm a fucking sick cunt, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of Mercy in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the fuck is this fucking faggot?", well, you're probably right. But I'm fucking shredded brah, ye cunt. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this...
If you're a fucking shredded sick cunt, you get away with anything bro. You make fun of some fat cunt making a shit and people will be like "Aw yeah, mercy bro, yeah". No one'll give a fuck, man.
In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fuckin' ripped healer. You gotta be a shredded cunt. You gotta go to the gym and be a sick cunt. You gotta fuck bitches, you know and not give a fuck cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the Mercy cunts do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these fuckin' sad genji. We're all gonna fuckin' make it bro, that's it.

>>146637052
Why would you post >she bait in a /owg/ thread?

>>146638261
I know this is not a serious question, but I'll give it a serious answer anyway.

Apparently the entire omnic force was slaved to a set of AIs that forcefully controlled both the individual soldiers and the production facilities built by the old Omnica Corporation. What Overwatch did was a decapitation strike that cut off the AIs from the army as a whole, thus deactivating most of it. And one of said AIs is actually in the Temple of Anubis, which is named after it.

>>146638449
tfw no snibbolution

>solo queue
>traveling to numbani
>"ah fuck i hate this map"
>quit during loading screen
>wait 3 minutes
>queue
>traveling to numbani
>quit again
>wait 3 minutes
>queue
>traveling to numbani

fuck you blizzard

custom servers and server browser when?

>>146638354
I never even agreed to marry you!

>>146638392
Now I'm the one hot and bothered.
I want that sheet.

>>146638536
Nobody asked for your agreement.
Buckle up, boyo, it's going to be a wild ride.

>>146638270
Dosnt matter. Every Fucking update has some stealth reduction code that shrinks every good ass and tuts till everyone looks like a 12 year old boy (aka tracer)

>>146638292
I like it, have a (you)

anyone know if there's a way to find a person's masteroverwatch profile if you don't know their 4-digit id thing?

>>146638294
I play on ps4 because I have lots of friends there and it has been a pleasant experience. Aren't games played to have fun?

>>146638496
>mercy.webm

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>>146638392
>suck ass at math
>always ~1800 in Smogon
>got the honor of fighting against people like Wolfe and Cybertron
>quit because stopped loving the game

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how does this even work

>>146638496
REPORT THIS

>>146638521
At least a way to select desired game modes so I never have to play KOTH again.

>>146638587
Thank (You) anon.

>>146638627
Don't underestimate the strength of a cowboy loogie

>>146638634
>not wanting to play the best gamemode

pls

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>roadhog uses his ult
>pushes me right into his lucio, letting me pin and kill him midair
Reinhardt is so fucking fun to play

what does the announcer say when you get 10 commendations? I've never witnessed it.

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>>146638627

>>146638627
The same way tracer blows her hair back up when she's is wearing the helmet

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>>146638697
>push a Reinhardt charging at me out of the way with my Lucio right-click
>this makes him slam into a teammate he was going to miss

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Imagine mindbreaking Mercy

Ok, what was the most BS way you won?

Mine was out chat group going all silent then successful defend the last payload finish for 7 minutes after it was just a pixel away from being delivered

>>146638621
Who was your love anon, your perfect team? Why did you stop loving her?

>>146638743
spoiler that shit, i'm at work

>>146638697
>be Lucio
>Reinhardt charges at me
>PUSH OFF
>he swerves to the side and hits a friendly Tracer
I'm sorry.

>>146638678
Not him but KOTH is the most infuriating gamemode because you're the most reliant on your teammates and they are often just pub shitters
The last three KOTHs I've been in, I've had a Widowmaker on my team. I can tolerate a good Hanzo if he does work because his ult is good for changing games too, but fuck Widow, just fuck off

>>146638627
Little spit container under the cloth

>>146638743
>bald shaved pucci
Do not want

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>>146638710
LEGENDARY!

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>>146638536
It doesn't contain data for all pokemon just the ones I capture. I record their stats from the wiki and which HM's they can learn. I can put a 1 next to their name if they're in the party that way (using a dot product) I can achieve a sum for the stats of my team. Also pictured is a type effectiveness chart which I use to best mitigate defensive weaknesses. I prioritize teaching my pokemon moves based off what counters my greatest weaknesses

>>146638194
You die too much as Widow/10

>>146638876
cool

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What's the most you have ever fucked up in this game
>Mei walled my team into a dva ult
>Used my ice block so I didn't die
If we lost that game I would have never lived it down

>>146638743
MY VIRGIN EYES

MODS

MODS

>>146638870
I'm also at your work. You're fired.

>>146638046
I actually started to worry about legendaries after browsing /owg/, I'm glad I finally popped that cherry

post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
>post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards
post the new thread in the old thread you fucking retards

>only want to play one hero
>already spent 150 hours playing "good teammate" heroes, being a good little boy and clocking in for an unpaid job
>can't play the hero I want without making a shitty team comp
>either pick the hero anyway and lose and make all the "team" players cry a lot, pick someone I don't want to play for 10 minutes, or re-queue and try to find a game where I can play who I want

I hate League of Legends, this game sucks. I never had this problem in TF2.

>>146638475
Because if you don't like androgynous 'women' then you are a new fag who must return to Reddit

>>146638808
>Dorado attack
>Payload is at the last point and is 1m away from the goal
>defending team is fucking good and we can't break through
>2 minutes left
>switch to Hanzo
>build up my Ult
>15 seconds left
>get my ult and fire it straight into the payload
>enemy team gets out of the way
>following my own ult behind by a few inches
>jump and make it just enough to to push the payload into the goal
>died midjump but still got it in

>>146638931
I accidentally pushed an ulting Reaper into my team when he tried to kill me.

>>146638941
Vaginas are gross man, I wish I wasn't into girls

>tracer switch
>switch to soldier
>other guy switches to same character as me
>team gets mad at me for playing same character as the other guy

pls

>>146638970
>Thread is well past 800 posts
>"hurr i'll just wait until I see a link"
Also they did post it in the old thread you blind son of a bitch

>>146636571
very fragrant, slightly bitter but not enough to throw it off, and a sweet after-taste

>>146638973
>I can't just one trick my way to a high rank and win ratio like in league

I bet you main genji

>>146638743
>vagina
fucking gay

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>>146638627
McReee is simply the worst toon

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>>146636285
but her epic skins suggest she's american indian

>>146639062
>>I can't just one trick my way to a high rank and win ratio like in league

But you can do that with Tracer.

>Holywood Attack
>Oh look it's another "Torb, Rein, Bastion, Mercy, Symmetra" episode
>Friendly Genji or Tracer never destroy symmetras teleporters
>Lose before we even capture A

Fuck these people. Why can't you do the one fucking thing your character is good at?

>>146638292
I saved it and gonna share it with my teammates in my overwatch chat group
>>146638387
Holy fuck I want that para skin
All Dva alternative skins are shit

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>>146638931
>Roadhog King of the Hill
>Whole team on the point attacks the enemy D.Va
>Hook it as she jumps out of the mech hoping to grab the girl and blast her in the face
>mfw it starts shining and I realize she isn't jumping out because the mech has been destroyed...

What do commendations even do

>>146638973
>I never had this problem in TF2.
Most public games weren't 6v6. It's a hypercompetitive matchup where every person counts and it fucking sucks. You can never just goof off and play Genji for a bit because you'll be immediately steamrolled because no support/rein shield/reliable damage dealers.

Literally going to stop playing this game if it stays only 6v6, not that I'll be missed.

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>>146639125
>that second hook

>>146639062
>caring about meaningless shit like casual mode stats

I just want to play who I want in a video game, I don't care about retarded numbers.

>>146639197
>filesharing
B-but that's illegal!

>ptr with friend, the queue that healsluts together has fun together
>approaching volskaya B
>reaper approaching
>"DIE DIE DI-" right click the bitch off the side of the map
>puts "ow" in the chat

>>146638743
>Those tattoos
Fucking dropped famalam

>>146637579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lU7jXo9hhQ
This is what helped me

When is this game getting new heroes?

Really getting bored of the same pool

>>146639254
make you feel good

"In an upcoming patch, we will reduce the damage done by Torbjörn's turret by 30% on Xbox One and PS4. PC will remain unchanged."

Why didn't they just make it not lock-on as fast?

>>146639254
Literally nothing.

>torn between helping my team by playing who I'm good at and sabotaging it by trying to learn new heroes

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>>146638384
thx bby

R8 OVERTIME POETAWG

>>146639254
Trick healsluts to play more

Reinhardt's earthshatter needs to be two seconds longer or have a damage boost

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>>146639217
Fucking saved.
More like this, famicom.

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I apologize to anyone that plays with me when I play Pharah.

>>146639345
Because they're fucking lazy and changing one value requires no effort.

>>146639254
They're a way to thank the person who went Reinhardt/Mercy/Lucio when nobody else wanted to

25 Competitive Points, just need to do all this 12 more times before PTR ends to buy a golden gun that won't carry over to live anyway.

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>Want to start gitting gud with Widow now that she's not cancer
>Get a couple of nice kills at the start of the game
>Enemy team instantly switches to Winston + Tracer and they chase me around all game
>Their Pharah is just blindly shooting rockets and GET BACK's at every corner I peak around
>Their Trash Mouse is constantly lobbing shit in my general direction

JESUS FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE

>been going through hell match / Numbani Attack
>final point, in overtime
>our mercy pulls her ult and revives all 5 of us
>enemy zarya pops her ult
>On the payload.
>entire team gets sucked onto the payload
>win because they can't kill all six of us at once and we suddenly speed the last 2 meters
>win

Best feel.

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>5 man premade with 4 prestigted players in it
>aw yeah son im about to get carried
>they're all trash
>none of them can play the characters they chose
>we dont even make it to the first checkpoint

reminder that level means nothing after level 40

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>>146639419
It's okay. You need to play more to git gud, that's what quick play is for. As long as you don't get a tunnel vision that prevents you from pursuing the objective.

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post the funni-est thing in ur OW folder

>sitting on the capture zone
>start to get damaged a fuckload
>mei teammate blocks the entrance to the point behind me
>lets me die
gee thanks mei you fucking fag

>>146638985
Oh don't get me wrong if he were a real girl I will be selling my house just for the right to sniffing her ass, but what that anon posted was clearly some low quality attention whore bait and if you weren't able to notice it I think it should be you the one that has to go back >>146639010
Vaginas are gross to watch but fun to do my man

god im fucking sick of good roadhogs and mercys
unkillable tank with a oneshot on a 7 second cooldown
and a cunt who if doesnt die first in a teamfight, you lose the whole fight

>>146638194
not a shitter/10

considering how much you play widowmaker, this is impressive

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>>146639217
Holy fuck this is disgusting

>>146637090
pls stop.

It says she's 19 but I like to imagine 14 or 15.

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>>146639550
Whoever wrong this is a genius

>>146639496
Play this weekly brawl. Also, if you manage to force a third of their team to focus on you, you're already contributing.

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>>146639504
>team gets rekt on push
>mercy ults us back alive
>zarya gravity wells us
>school shooting kills most of their team as they cluster around trying to kill us
Remove ultimates. And most shift and Q abilities, they all have too much impact

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>>146639550
This, full comic: http://blackbookalpha.tumblr.com/post/145647712610/remember-when-i-said-i-gave-up-making-gremlin-dva

All of you shitters who think public winrate matters:

What was your TF2 pub game winrate? Bet you can't tell me.

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>>146639550

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>>146639550

>>146639539
>queue for a game
>now travelling to illios
>enemy team has 5 level 200+s
>my team is me (level 50), a bunch of people around my level and 2 level 120s
>well this is a guaranteed loss, whatever ill just go mei
>win 2-0, they barely touched the point

at this point I'm convinced that most people reach their skill ceiling before level 50 and anything after that doesn't matter

>>146637176
start downloading the porn now

>>146638743
>Not fucking girls raw
>those trashy paw tattoos
>disgustingly oversized diamond encrusted hoop earings

gross

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>>146639690
>that reinhardt formation
What the fuck lmfao

>>146639713
fucking gross

>shoot knockback bolt in to a flanking bastion to save myself as pharah
>game decides that a direct hit with knockback to bastions chest means that he gets rocketed towards me

this game is really fucky sometimes.

>>146639685
I never played TF2 or any shooter before. I'm here from league of legends. Also because cute waifu girls.

>get matched with ster, lissen(lizzen? w/e), nvgatior
>hour later
>get matched with them again
>this is starting to happen frequently, as is my runins with seagull and moonmoon

Is this it? Have I achieved streamer status?

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>>146639713
Shit angle.
Give me something better.

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>>146639217
Post moar before the mods see

>>146639713
vaginas are stinky and menstruate

>>146638627
THE SHADOW KNOWS

>Booted out of the practice range
why