League of Legends General /lolg/

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xth for Sarah, best girl.

TSM was a misclick away from losing that series. They were getting out scaled hard.

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>>146598015
Xth for Sarah, Tahm's Girl

>all this professionalism and production value for such a shitty esport

I don't know how you idiots do it. This is worse than HotS to watch.

>>146598085
>Outscaling a Swain and Azir

>>146597969
>only plays Lucian
>good
Seriously, they need to just ban Lucian and everyone will see how shit he really is.

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>>146598117
Hello again Niels.

>>146598136
nothing is worse than watching hots

even when i was playing hots for months straight the esports was so unwatchable

>nrg vs P1 on nalcs2
oh boy! I can't wait to watch the two retards fight in the schoolyard!

>>146598085
Echo fox deserved to lose the third game.

>Hard gets a quadra on reksai
>Builds the anti-crit armor item vs armorpen build lucian as the only AD damage
>Builds fucking spirit visage when your support is zyra and you're vs 4 AP
>Tunnels back into his death and throws the game

The only reason echo fox had a chance this series was because froggen and kfo were trying to 2v5

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>>146598015
fucl
>>146598117
off

>ganking rumble

are you le serious

>>146598383
go away giraffes

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>Has a world class adc
>It's do or die time
>Decides to keep on using the sub who was useless last game

I don't know how much longer I can support this fucking team

Huni getting babysat like always.

Else he plays like a Bronzie.

>>146598251
Are you sure it's not just because you're familiar with LoL players and teams?

I played ~500 LoL games from 2011-2013 with friends so I'm not completely unfamiliar with this game but I don't know anything about the personalities. This game is a bore.

I know ">opinions" but as an outsider this is one of the worst games to spectate. It's CSing for 15 mintues and then a team fight or two to determine who will inevitably win the game with the same champions that Riot chose to cycle this month as the top tier champions. It feels like there's no actual strategy or variation at all to this game.

At least HotS has some action.

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TSM BROS

WW@

>That misclick by Hard

Holy fuck that's up there with the Ryu/Faker 1v1. This is what he's always going to be remembered for.

>>146598528
piglet is even worse, dont kid yourself gook dick sucker

>>146598540
i actually dont have a favorite team and i only care about maybe 3 players. And I say that from watching lol esports sense end of s3

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>>146598247
>Wanting kids
Fuck that. Also Miss Fortune is going to be eaten by Tahm eventually.

>>146597920
why did they give nami massive breasts?

fish/mermaid dont need them. does riot think their designs through?

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Hunt.

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>>146598580
RIGHT HERE

>>146598143
Swain was getting dicked by Irelia in the 1v1 once he finished Wits End and Cass scales just as hard as Azir does with far better pick potential.

TSM got out drafted this series straight up

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>>146598663
>Piglet
>Worse

>>146598663
Have you tried getting into Dota just as a spectator? If you're looking for entertainment it far surpasses LoL.

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>>146598503
I'd tell her to fuck off with the waifu shit, too. Not that I care to make a name for my autistic ass, but please, do fuck off, I played her first.

>>146598770
Not that guy, but I learned a lot about DOTA to be able to watch it, but tp scrolls piss me off. Map location basically doesn't matter half the time.

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>mfw I report any player that says "ez" in chat
>tfw at least a dozen have been banned or muted

toxic players are too damn easy

>>146598770
>Implying Dota doesn't look like Picasso had Parkinson no matter what

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>>146598669
>Fuck that. Also Miss Fortune is going to be eaten by Tahm eventually.
Literally 0 lore supports this. Hell even Tahm's dialogue, which is a fucking novel, only has an antagonistic quip about her hat and an offer she'd never take.

>>146598580
Right here, brah.
>>146598669
>not wanting kids
Don't you want to pass on your genetic material that was handed to you from countless eons ago? Don't you want to continue your family name and leave behind a legacy?

>>146598890
I do too but have only gotten a single person to face any sort of punishment.

>>146598881
You're actually the first person I've seen that complains about TP scrolls haha

I know it looks like bullshit but it's far more difficult and nuanced than it appears. It's hard to understand this if you haven't played the game.

>>146598924
You're just unfamiliar with the game. Every MOBA looks bad if you don't know anything about it.

>>146598890
If he kills them in the first place, what's the point in trying to internet them to death?

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>>146598669
>Not wanting kids

Look at him, look at him and laugh.

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>Fenix will never ward either of the mid lane bushes

>>146598770
ive tuned into the finals/some games here and there, ill have to do it more. Need something other than lol and csgo

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>>146599001
>>146599162
>Don't you want to pass on your genetic material that was handed to you from countless eons ago? Don't you want to continue your family name and leave behind a legacy?
God no, why would I want that?

>>146598952
There actually is an implication that she may have made a deal with him for her to be able to overthrow Gangplank and take over Bilgewater with her kissing the statue of him before the Harrowing fights take off.

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>>146599092
>Every MOBA looks bad if you don't know anything about it
Whatever lets you sleep at night

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Xth for an actual good and interesting ship.

>tfw no Vlad today

>>146598669
>>146599257
>talicuck avatar poster admits his inferior genetic seed doesn't deserve to be passed on
Thanks god.

>>146599240
LoL feels like golf after you're able to enjoy spectating Dota 2.

>>146599276
>Actually arguing that LoL looks better than Dota 2

Please stop

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>>146599323
>implying there's anything wrong with that

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I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT RUMBLE

What the fuck happened to CLG? They keep going on and on about
>MUH SYNERGY
>MUH FRIENDSHIP
but they suck now. They were the king last season with strong map control and a devastating top/jungler. But this season their top looks like shit and they get outplayed all around the map.

What went wrong?

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>>146598580
right here! XD

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Post one champion you'd:

1. Get drunk with.
2. Have as a one-night-stand.
3. Have a long-term relationship with.
4. Have a friendly fistfight with.
5. Straight-up punch in the face.
6. Show how to play League and make them play their own character.

(INB4: Waifu in all the positive ones. Try no to do that.)

>>146599323
But my main mids are Annie and Morgana

>>146599387
The fantasy of knocking a bitch up is great. Actually having to be bothered with kids not so much.

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>>146599352
>Thinks Dota 2 actually looks good
I never knew so much autism existed. Hopefully you don't pass on your memer genes.

>>146599392
who the fuck cares about which champion you play like holy shit fuck off

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>>146599292
>rivals without any mentions in lore whatsoever
>good and interesting

>>146598710
Swain is still the bigger presence in teamfights since Irelia can't do anything unless she flanks.

But yeah TSM just outplayed them at the end through raw skill.

>>146599447
reddit is that way my friend

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>>146599447
1. Azir
2. Vi
3. Quinn
4. Graves
5. Lebalanced
6. Zed

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>>146599447
I would marry Lux and make her a happy woman.

>>146599429
Huhi's shttiness can no longer be contained.

Stixxay was simply overperforming and has shown zero ability to reliably carry when called upon.

Darshan and Aphro are playing at the god status they were to cover up the latter two.

That combined with the fact NA is stupid competitive this split and you've got this result

>>146599429
everyone else got better

Wait, what happened to Piglet?
Did he get benched?

>>146599452
>Delusions of a Self-Absorbed Narcissist: The Post

>>146599563
Basically the old lore started something about Vayne getting involved in the Black Rose and it was a major cockblock when they discontinued and retconned it.

Hopefully the new lore will continue the line, needless to say anything involving Black rose is top notch.

Fabbbyyy is literary a one trick pony who can only Ashe arrow. I liked him last week, but it's clear now that he has no champion diversity in the LCS and no mechanical skill to rival other adcs in the LCS.

>>146599512
Is that why Riot decided to copy Dota 2's art style with themap change?

>>146599447

1.A
2.U
3.T
4.I
5.S
6.M

>>146599517
???

i've been telling people to collect freelo because he's overbuffed

and now you're seeing it in pro play

>>146599570
Thing is TSM couldn't start a teamfight with the fucking absurd amount of disengage EF's comp brought in Cass/Zyra/Jhin. They've let some disgusting comps through the past couple of series that they've managed to win by sheer outmacro which is nice but what happens when they rematch C9/IMT again?

>>146599795
Loco wants to give Fabbbyyy more LCS experience, but thinks that should come at the cost of the team.
I could understand putting Fabbbyyy for the first game, but not putting him after the loss is just dumb.

>>146599697
>Stixxay was simply overperforming and has shown zero ability to reliably carry when called upon.
Hi Doublelift.

no matter how many times tristana gets picked
/lolg/ would rather trust in memes and call her shit

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>>146599447
>Get drunk with
Braum seems like the coolest mother fucker to hang with.

>One-night-stand
Assuming it's not lethal, Ahri. She's pretty much the most sexually experienced girl in the game (excluding possibly Evelynn but I'm not a masochist), so I'd get more bang for my buck if you catch my drift.

>Relationship
Caitlyn is probably the only correct answer for this. Human, mentally stable, has a stable job, well liked by community, no major nemesis (aside from Jinx who is mostly an annoyance), etc. etc.

>Punch in the face
Aurelion Sol, just so I can add "punched a celestial space dragon" to my resume.

>Show how to play League with
Riven would probably be the most amusing.

>>146598890
>that image
Am I wrong to assume that the first statement is false?
>>146599936
>see something in pro play
>OMG GUYS OP/OVERBUFFED/'other reason'
Yorick and Shaco was picked in proplay once, does that mean they're feelo and overbuffed?

>>146599968
I agree with you though. TSM's drafts have been poor lately and they have been relying on pure skill to win their games, although I don't think they'll have a problem with c9. It's a worrying trend.

fabbbyyy is a manlet
lmao

>>146599902
>Implying old games shouldn't upgrade their graphics
>Implying Dota2's map is as complex as LoL's
>Implying anyone would want to copy Dota 2's game and art style

You can jerk off your Dota 2 superiority in your shitty threads. If you want to stay here kys

>>146599921
so
>1.Aatrox
>2.Urgot
>3.Taric
>4.Irelia
>5.Sona
>6.Morgana ?

Why is braum so braindead and overloaded

>>146599447
Miss Fortune
Evelynn
Riven
Teemo
Soraka
Janna

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>>146599447
>1. Get drunk with.
Sorry, not a degenerate who derives pleasure in debauchery.
>2. Have as a one-night-stand.
Again, not a degenerate. Sexual relations should be reserved for the marriage bed.
>3. Have a long-term relationship with.
Leona.
>4. Have a friendly fistfight with.
Leona.
>5. Straight-up punch in the face.
No one.
>6. Show how to play League and make them play their own character.
Leona.

>>146599447
jax or nasus
riven
vi
i have no idea, maybe braum?
malzahar
no idea

>stormraiders viktor
is this a thing

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>>146600120
uh no

but when rumble got buffed literally 4 times in a row

and then when all his core items got buffed

then you can say a champion got overbuffed. remember how they gutted his ult cooldown a while back? now with all the ambient CDR you get, it actually has a lower cooldown than ever in most cases. his winrate has been trending upward for patches now.

why are you so mad i'm telling you about freelo?

>>146600482
>throwing punches, even playful ones, at a pure maiden
degenerate

>>146600482
Exactly what I was trying to avoid :^)
At least it was worth a shot mentioning it.

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>>146599825
>Not wanting kids is narcissism
I don't like children and do not believe that I would be fit to be any child's parent. That's not narcissism, that's being reasonable. One of the problems in the world particularly among Black people is that people that are clearly unprepared or otherwise unfit to be parents are allowed to have children anyway.

>>146600397
Braum is not overloaded in any way, shape, or form.

>>146600021
He's not wrong. But he's also only half right.

Stixxay got way too much credit for things his team did for him. (CLG sending top, mid, and jungle to gank for him and Aphro during spring finals comes to mind)

But at the same time, Stixxay is really good at using the resources given to him to it's maximum efficiency. But now him and Aphro get shit on (Sneaky and Smoothie most notably) when they have to fend for themselves in standard lanes.

>>146599429
Yeah, synergy only goes so far in making up for CLG's inferior mechanical skill. What did people think would happen when other teams started to develop that synergy? TSM being the most notable example.

>>146600482
>punching a women

degenerate

I really hope they gut Jhin soon.

>>146600252
>>Implying Dota2's map is as complex as LoL's

too obvious

>>146600051
She isn't shit, but I really don't think she has any reason to be picked over other adcs in pro play besides taking towers early. I wish they buffed her attack speed per level a bit.

>>146600698
No fuck you deal with it.

>>146600759
her q and e will never reset each other again :^(

>>146600397
Im a ADC main and I've never thought Braum to be a burden.

>>146600645
Haha. Funny

Explain the bullshit passive, if you get hit by a Q or an auto, youre 90% dead if the adc isnt retarded to auto.

Explain me his bullshit shield were he can soak so much damage with 0 manacosts.

Explain me the bullshit mobility

>>146600835
I'm an ADC main and how the fuck do you think this.

>>146600670
Stixxay is competent - that is all I will say about him.

When he 'carries' it's always when CLG is doing well and have a strong frontline so he can stay back with safe picks like Cait and poke all day or that he's been fed a bazillion kills and can outduel anyone.

I have never actually seen him making plays or flashy 1v1s / 1v2s. He's never stepped up in the same way Biofrost has as a rookie.

>>146600904
Because im not shit.

>>146600645
>particularly among Black people
Found the sheltered white boy.

>>146599447
>Get wasted with
Ekko would probably know a good time onces he's had a few.

>One night stand
Miss Fortune, she's pretty much all sex appeal anyways.

>Long term relationship
Ashe, easy question desu

>Friendly fistfight
Someone female, probably Caitlyn

>Punch in the face
Creating Fizz was a mistake

>Show how to play League
Yasuo, mainly cause I'm bad at Yasuo.

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>ywn visit a Noxian sex-slave auction

>>146600829
I wouldn't be surprised if they removed it because of Essence Reaver. It would have been nice.

>>146600252
>LoL map
>complex
What, did you get lost leaving spawn or something?

>>146599447
1. Jhin
2. Ahri
3. Sona
4. Anivia
5. Taliyah. Maybe her nose would get fixed that way.
6. Aurelion

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>>146601007
I'm black actually and had shitty parents and seen many others with shitty parents. I speak from experience, not /pol/.

>>146600864
Braum's kit is very straightforward, there's nothing "overloaded" about it. He helps pacify enemies while jumping to the aid of allies with his shield. His kit is incredibly basic and he actually has pretty reasonable mana costs. He's not "overloaded", he's just fucking good.

>>146599447
I wouldn't do any of those things with champions. They would kill me for mind controlling them.

>>146601194
i wonder if noxians sell captured demacian males as sex slaves to noxian women

>>146601194
>Ionian/Demacian whores will never be continued

sob
it was shit lore-wise but pretty hot

>>146601194
Jinx would probably cost a mere 200 gold

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>Ashe gets a triple early
>get cocky
>gets out of position and loses
>''ugh zac and gnar so bad''

:^)

>tfw win 1 match and then lose 2 in a row, negating the LP i gained

>>146601278
yeah tell that to the immobile adc's first

>>146600864
Unless you're playing Lucian, you're diving or using him in a teamfight the likelihood of Braum landing Q and ADC following up all three shots is low.

If he didn't have his shield there would be no reason to pick him. And his shield only affects projectiles not all abilities.

Braums mobility is tied to the closest allied object. His mobility is not bullshit.

In no way is his kit overloaded. He doesn't do everything or anything that requires second hand knowledge to deal with. He does what he's designed to do on a basic level.

>>146601326
Why would you need mind control to punch someone or ask them to go a pub with you?

>>146601278
>>146600645
Post more cute and out of character Morgana!

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>>146601595
You mean the ones he's protecting? Oh you mean the crybaby bitches like you, I see now.

>>146599447
Miss Fortune
Cassiopia
Miss fortune
Braum
Zed
Thresh

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>>146601543
Seeing Gnars feed breaks my heart.

>>146601743
Mind control is what we do when we play those champions, remember?

>>146599447
>(INB4: Waifu in all the positive ones. Try no to do that.)
>literally wanting me to cheat on my waifu
Kill yourself you faggot. Not that I can put my waifu there anyway since she's not some trashy league of legends character.

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>>146600252

>>146602195
who's ur waifu?

>>146601543
>gold
>implying people aren't out of position the whole game

>>146602352
None of your business.

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>>146599447

1. Vi - I bet she has some great cop stories
2. Caitlyn - I prefer the bad cop
3. Nidalee - I would show her the wonders of modern technology and she could show me the beauty and simplicity of nature, plus I bet she loves camping
4. Not Vi
5. Wukong
6. I want Azir to see how bullshit he is

>>146601980

Same here anon, same here...

>>146602421

but her mistakes let me land more double stuns :^)

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>>146600560
>literally buffed 4 times in a row
1 and a half buffs, some small number changes, and bugfixes.
Almost everyone's core items got changed with the mage update since they stocked mana or cdr on everything. His ult cd somewhat needed it because an AoE/D ult like that it's a bit insane.
>why are you so mad I'm telling you about freelo
I really don't care about a champ you're winning with. If I did I would've asked build path/skill order etc. and it's annoying when you keep seeing "oh Rumble is freelo" and the sort. Also if something is freelo you typically keep it to yourself so you can lengthen it's lifeline.

I want to watch Miss Fortune getting brutally raped by her entire crew

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>>146603262
>being a cuck

>>146601807

How are you ?

Bane ?

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>>146600482
Don't lie to yourself, the reason why you wouldnt shag isnt for marriage

you just cant get pussy no matter how much you try, period.

I really hope you're joking, preventing yourself from having sex for the sake of "marriage" is objectively stupid.

>>146603262
Let me guess, because you're too much of a insecure faggot to join in yourself?

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booty

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>>146603745
Hips.

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>>146600482
All for my Jinxie. I bet she loves gettting punched in the face.

>>146603631
no, it's because league isn't real

>>146603593
It's all subjective, who cares. While you're right that most people who "save it for marriage" are perma virgin ugly tards there are actual tim tebow types. While hard to understand, I can at least respect their resolve

>>146603361
Why is her left tit bigger than her right tat?

>>146603856
>tits are literally inflated
It's not hard people.

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>>146603856
Hips are good too, I guess...

>>146599795
Piglet's been stressed over some Korean drama shit. At least that's the rumor.

>>146603745
>>>/a/

>>146604179
women's breasts are usually not perfectly symmetrical.

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>Garen
What in the hell is this nigga's appeal?

>>146603364
I am not Bane

>>146604507
Maybe yours aren't.

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>>146599447
1. Yasuo
2. Soraka
3. Nami
4. Braum
5. Zed
6. Zac

>>146604085
It goes against your biological needs.
The only main purpose in life is to spread your genes, this is why your brain creates the "seek and reward" process with serotonin, endorphin's, etc... Since we have the luxury of having technology and intellect to prevent reproduction while still getting the rush (by using condoms, pills,etc) it makes it irrational to avoid it on purpose.

>>146599447
In order.
Gragas
Tough one. Either Cassiopeia or Zyra.
Another tough one. Either Caitlyn or Karma.
Gragas again.
Ekko.
Xerath. He'd be so pissed at his early game and mana costs I think.

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>>146604343
>hips
>"good"

Hips are the best indicator of how easily a woman can give birth. They're LITERALLY the most important part of her aside from her personality of course, but don't tell anyone I said that they'll make fun of me.

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this was my first diamond game of soraka s6 even if it's really low elo compared to where i've been with singed.

Safe to main again? Seems so weak now.

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>>146604992
>hips
>being related to a modern birth giving in any way

The Three Stages of /lolgen/
An analysis

INTRODUCTION:
League of Legends General is a fascinating thread chain on /vg/ that seemingly follows a very specific set of "stages" per thread. While variations and mutations of these stages can occur, the following is more often than not an accurate prediction of how a thread will develop.

STAGE 1: THE BIRTH
Stage 1 usually takes place within the first hundred or so posts. It's an exciting time in a thread, as it is a fresh start! This is the most common time when you will find posts that are:
- Memes (THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE)
- Waifushit (xth for Diana)
- Teamjerking (TSMEN WW@)

STAGE 2: THE MELLOWING
In this stage, the memes and other parts of Stage 1 become less prevalent. Typically, it is possible to see frustrations arise as some anons decide to continue with Stage 1 posts despite the thread clearly being in a Stage 2 state. Posts in a Stage 2 thread include:
- Avatarfag circlejerking
- Balance discussion (read: complaints)
- Lewds

STAGE 3: THE DEPRESSION
At this Stage (typically the 500 post mark), most anons have realised that the thread has played out largely the same way as the other threads have. Most people are bored and wait for a new thread, leaving the people who are left to actually bring forth actual game discussion. The sanest, but deadest Stage of any /lolgen/ thread. Unfortunately, Stage 1 and 2 posts are still somewhat prevalent, though the following discussion are typically more energetic:
- Champion discussion
- NA vs EU is most prevalent here as padding to fill in posts in order to get to the 750 mark
- eSports discussion
- Blogs

CONCLUSION:
/lolgen/ is a fickle beast. It is hard to read and harder to live with, but come to understand it and you can drown out the worst parts it offers you. Give it space and time, and contribute to it during Stage 3 for a more sane and more enjoyable League of Legends discussion.

Thank you. You're based.

>>146605202
Is that Sona retarded or is full AP Sona the way to go?

>>146605396
>xth for Diana

Fugg, that takes me back. I miss the days of racing him and Luxanon for first shitpost.

>>146598580
Who the literal fuck are YOU?

I'll answer that:
You're nobody, you're nothing, you're a speck of shit that stains these boards trying very, very desperately to validate your transitioning from a faggot with a small dick to an attention whoring failed mtf.
Doesnt work does it? You still feel exactly how you're supposed to feel because thats what you are: a worthless shit.

You can sit here and talk shit (which you cant back off) about all the players who have washed their hands clean with you because theres just so much fucking depressing bitch whiny behaviour they can tolerate before they pull the trigger and erase you from their lives.

I don't want you to quote this post and mindlessly reply to this with one of your "clever little comebacks" that you little failure shitheads do, I want you to sit down for a moment and think about what I'm writing, and just how absolutely insignificant and petty you are being.

Its time for you to stop, its time for you to leave.

>come back to LoL after not playing since Bard's release
>leave my first match early due to real life emergency
>have to wait 20mins to join my next 5 games

God damn it Riot

>>146604910
maybe it doesnt seem irrational to the religious folk

Im not even religious myself but again it seems pretty subjective to me

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>>146604482
Simply put the most broken thing to ever exist ever.

>Insert X champion now

No, Kassadin that time was far, FAR worse.

>>146605572
>>146605396

>placement matches, get a bunch of afkers or feeders in EVERY GAME
>get super fed and carry two games
>lose 8/10, only one of which was my fault
>placed in bronze 4
>carry myself up to bronze 1, 50 lp. in bronze 1 getting like 5 lp per win
>2 game losing streak after a big win streak (5-6 games), down to 21 lp
>figure i'll play one more game
>get support
>entire team is raping, something like 17-0
>all the people that are fed start thinking they can 1v5
>start throwing
>meanwhile i am still clearing wards with oracles and placing wards etc
>tell team theres been no wards on baron, we can group, do baron, push mid and end
>no one listens
>i pink baron, other team comes up shortly after and starts doing it
>still ahead a bunch of kills, mass ping to contest
>no one comes, they just keep farming
>"let them take it"
>"WTF NO COME STOP"
>they push up to inhib turret
>only me and renekton up at this point
>can easily defend
>renekton runs out and tries to 1v4
>dies
>lose inhib
>brand comes back up
>runs out, tries to 1v4
>dies
>lose another inhib
>actually win a teamfight by cleaning up
>everyone splits up and starts farming again
>ping to push mid
>no response
>adc gets caught, dies, everyone runs at all 5 of them one by one and dies
>they push and we lose
>I lose 17 LP, almost 4 games worth of wins
>other team spamming XDD in chat

And that's the story of why I uninstalled. Don't want to deal with throws ever again. I haven't raged at a video game since I was a little kid, but I'm pretty fucking livid right now.

>inb4 get good

>>146605701
release xhin was worse, its just kass in his prme lasted longer

>finally man myself up after dropping into silver III
>join a /vg/ aram
>doesn't look so bad, greentexts in lobby but okay
>everyone's chatting, some wierd usernames like 420 , teams are fairly balanced, they have 1 plat though
>game starts
>get nidalee
>our shen wants to trade
>he dodges because I don't trade
>enemy team has nidalee and lux
>im elise
>it's for fun.jpeg
>game starts
>immediately loading screen, the twitch is 600 ping
>summoner 4 never connects
>3 minutes in game
>twitch constantly says hes lagging as he feeds
>summoner 4 never connected
>our shen says he'll wait in base until he's 6 so he can get gold and ult in
>greentexting everywhere
>"I'm not tryharding"
>dominate 3v5 for awhile because the enemy fucks up all their skill shots and pretends to be retarded
>35 minutes in
>shen is playing, our twitch has stopped lagging
>enemy talons sell all his items and goes PURE AP Talon
>viktor finally reconnects at 40 minutes
>we're at the nexus turrets
>suddenly a large influx in chat happens
>ENDING
>what.png
>suddenly shen and twitch go into the corner of their base and ERP for 15 minutes
>enemy TF disconnected at the 25 minute mark
>game is at a standstill, anyone who attacks the turrets is killed on sight
>ERPing continues, akali is a nurse and shen is shen
>85 minutes, everyone is full build. Twisted Fate reconnects
>Twisted Fate sells all his items and goes attack speed
>constantly tries to end the game
>keeps failing
>I keep dying for trying to end it
>after ERPing they all decide to fap
>TF's moment
>he ults in and ninjas the nexus
>game ends at the 120 minute mark
>everyone whimpers
>ENDNIG

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>tfw no porcelain rod action today

i am cry

>>146605798
As a Xin autist, I'm sad I missed his glory days.

I saw HotshotGG at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn"t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you"re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen reeses pieces in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pieces and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don"t even think that"s a word. After she scanned each piece and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>146605709
>>146605828

>/lolg/ vs /d2g/

There's a clear difference in quality. What can we extrapolate from these differences?

look girraffes i dont do this especially on 4chan and i dont know you, but i wish i knew you,gotta met you but honestly your an angel ive never in my life seen a girl with your perfections in my whole life... one day i hope to met you... i cant put into words how stunning you are.. from the looks of it you have no imprections just pure natural cause to be beautiful and make people smile you have looks that will get you far in life and thats alot for me to say one day i hope to have to pleasure to met you your name should be "angel" not Giraffes cause that word right there describes you all over... thanks again and let me know if you ever want to met you have no flaws in you at all you would make m world the happiest place on earth to met you thank you angel. lets get to know eachother

>>146606057
something something your mother never loved you something something

After 3,000 normal games, I finally set aside today as Ranked Armageddon

>I buy food, drinks, and give my parents a special Mother's Day lunch and dinner special so that they are out of the house the entire day

>Lock my room up and prepare to show that my experience will shine through

>1st Game: Our mid-laner plays for two minutes, AFK's and before we can do anything, their Syndra is five levels above everyone and carries to win. Loss

>2nd Game: We have a troll duo in bot lane who feed kills and spam 'sorry' in chat. Loss.

>3rd Game: I carry hard with 12/0/2 on Darius, but my bot lane and mid both get rolled. I try to carry, but they're all too tanky and they easily. Loss.

>4th Game: Another afk. Loss.

>5th Game: All turrets and inhibs on the map are gone. I tell my team to stay at base and wait for them to come, seeing as we saw them coming from wards. Our Lux tells everyone to sneak around the top lane when they're coming up mid and kill their Nexus. They follow her, not realizing that it takes a much longer time to get to a base from top to mid. Loss.

>6th and 7th game: afk

>8th game: I go 23/1/7, but we still lose. Loss

>9th game: afk

>10th game: I am so pissed at this point that I just walk through turrets and die 25 times.

0-10.
Bronze V.
Uninstalled.

then
>double IP weekends
>splash art videos
>summoner showcase
>halloween and christmas maps
>cheap runes during holidays
>free RP when they win an award
>old twisted treeline
>great, immersive lore
>regular Journal of Justice entries
>league judgments
>events like noxus vs ionia
>the proving grounds map

now
>IP gains reductions
>IP cost increase of champs
>slowing down balance patches
>heavily slowing down content patches
>seriously, it doesn't take 2 fucking years to make a few splashes
>sucking e-sports dick (balance-wise)
>reddit-tier forum replacement
>not immediately hotfixing stupid broken shit like gragas/kassawin
>still only 6 ban slots total
>slowly gutting all the original 40 into oblivion
>"magma chamber!"
>"sry no magma chamber"
>"magma chamber is now dominion"
>"oh hey magma chamber back for wildcard tourney!"
>"magma chamber come before 2014!"
>"sry no magma chamber yet, pls play on snow bridge. wait pls"
>"sry no magma chamber ever"

i'm pretty sure there's other shit i haven't mentioned.
but in all honesty, it doesn't feel as fun anymore.
the game lost all it's "magic" that it had when i first started in 2010.
everything is a chore.
you can't play with your friends because you hate them now because they're all bad.
you can't enjoy the atmosphere of the game because it's all been removed.
same map, same champs all day every day.
i'm sorry, wasn't this supposed to be a FUCKING VIDEO GAME?!

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>>146602768
>1 and a half buffs
>Flamespitter range increased to 600 from 550.
>Collision radius reduced to 35 from 50.
>E change to ammo system
>The Equalizer dooldown reduced to 110 / 100 / 90 seconds from 120 / 110 / 100.
>Flamespitter REMOVED: 50% damage penalty against minions.

you were saying? they gutted rumble, then gave him a little bit of power back at a time, and now he's really good

> Also if something is freelo you typically keep it to yourself so you can lengthen it's lifeline.
oh no the 6 people who still go to this general will steal it!

just saying, when you get people complaining about cancer rumble remember you heard it here first thank goodness you fags are too dumb to use vector casting so i can keep it all to myself :^)

>>146605709
if you are winning 5lp per win and losing 17lp, that means your mmr is literally in the gutters. you have no one to blame but yourself. just carry harder.

Guys... please...

I just played a game as jungle karma, spoonfed our Yorick mid lane (lane swapped w/ Ahri) with five kills in around seven minutes.

I went to gank bot lane one time at about five minutes in, and our Caitlyn just stood there farming minions.

I decided what the fuck's the point in ganking if the carry will just farm, so I ignored the lane.

Only two minutes later the Janna complains about having "no ganks" in which I said "Caitlyn didn't do anything when I came down..."

Yorick, Ahri, Janna and Caitlyn ALL then decided to blame the whole failure of the game on Karma who had fed Yorick a total of seven kills in lane phase.

So I just played a 35 minute game as a very non-meta jungle champion which was actually very successful, but I was trolled the entire time because I was so fucking depressed with this team.

Caitlyn who does nothing when I gank, and caused this shit.

Janna who complains about my gank when it wasn't even me who fucked up, it was Caitlyn.

Ahri who just throws the fucking game and gets pissed off and wants to give up because they're "not having fun".

Yorick who trolls me for twenty-five minutes straight by being an under-appreciative dickhead and directly blaming me and only me (the fucking jungle Karma that fed him over half of his kills and basically carried the fucking game) for us beginning to lose.

I asked him why he had to be such a dickhead. It's apparently because I was ruining his game. I don't know how. I fed him that many kills so quickly he snowballed out of control, but he acted like I had no part in that, or anything at all.

After I almost died to Akali we started talking a bit and I asked her if she could report Yorick for trolling the entire game and making it (in my own words) "the most depressing game I've played in a while"; in which their Teemo just started abusing me for having "no life".

I don't get this shit guys...

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>>146606373
>IP cost increase of champs

>Three remakes in a row today.
Are there ANY fucking ADCs with an internet connection that isn't a fucking dial up? Jesus.

>They talk in the after game lobby.
>I report them for abusing the system.

At some point, with every game that is online and keeps bringing you back, I get to a point where I'm only playing the game because I feel like I have nothing else to be doing. Gunbound, Ragnarok Online (though this is mostly due to all my old buddies leaving and no good servers around anymore), Team Fortress 2... they all eventually became unfun, yet I kept playing until I realized that fact. I'm not having fun?

It feels like League is reaching that point. Hell, it's probably been at that point for quite awhile. The people that got me into the game, my buddies that were playing it before I started, all of the people I met along the way... most of them have quit. I'd say 80% of my games right now are solo queued. And how many of those matches are... fun?

I realized something today. Even in the lanes I was winning by a significant margin, something small, minor, on the other side of the map would just set me off. Stupid shit that I wouldn't have cared about at all 2 years ago. I would have just keep playing the game and tried to win.

When did I become such a bitter, spiteful person? Where did this past year even go? In less than 2 months, it will have been an entire year since we got new janitors and the whole avatar thing mostly died out. A year? Where the fuck did an ENTIRE year go without me noticing?

I think the only thing that has kept me even remotely interested in League is the characters. The personalities, mostly. Jarvan? Graves? Irelia? Ashe? I love those guys. I wish Riot did more animated shorts too. I mean, hell, I can't be the only one.

I remember when I would wake up, and instantly start watching a stream, or go to YouTube and see if GeneralWiser had anything new up to watch. I remember being enthusiastic about playing. When it didn't seem like a chore.

In S2, I thought maybe things would be better in S3. Now S3 is almost over and I started to feel the same way about S4. I won't let that happen again.

Stay classy /lolg/, goodbye

-some fag

Smurf in the first game of the day gets 25 kills on gnar adc, next game i get matched with mid that dces 5 mins in. I love lego legends forced lp loss

>>146606626
/mute all

You responded so you were the target.

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>>146605828
10/10 would read again

>>146606782
right after release

>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items.

>>146605202
Wrong build on Soraka. Spellthief's Edge is a better start, because you can poke enemies with your q and e. Ardent Censer (especially after 6.13 comes live) and then AP tanky with RoA, Warmog and Rylai. Works wonders.

>>146606881
That's why you always open op.gg in the loading screen, check teams, and force a remake if they have an obvious smurf.

>>146606867
>>146606626
>>146606373
>>146606243
>>146605828
>>146605709
>>146605396
tl;dr not reading your books

>replying to copy pasta

>>146607025
yesss

>>146607025
I was waiting for this one

>>146604714

Then who are you, ?

Tell me

>>146606373
LoL has always been a knockoff cash grab. Were you really expecting a quality video game from Riot?

>>146605828
nobody cares about your fucking silver adventures holy shit lmfao

FINE! I FUCKING LOVE YOU n' every last muthafuckin time we rap bout you n' yo' pimp or you bustin a nut or shiznit like dat it breaks mah ass n' I just wanna cry everyday, I want you here close ta me, I wanna be able to hook you n' have suttin' mo' than just rappin' all up in that internet, fo' some reason I be straight-up drawn ta you n' I can't push away from me (I don't wanna push you away), I sometime wish I was yo' pimp but I know dat aint NEVER gonna happen, I try ta be aiiight when rappin' ta you but I don't show you what that fuck I straight-up feel cuz it aint blingin since you up in ludd wit yo' boyfriend, when you hurt or pissed off I am, when yo' aiiight I be happy, when you laugh n' smile dat make me laugh n' smile n' feel phat inside, I just wish dat shiznit you n' mah crazy ass sometimes muthafucka! There I holla'd at yo thugged-out ass.

Us thugs was rappin' bout wack bonds, biatch? Thanks ta you, n' mah wack mistakes, I can no longer form em. Because I be up in ludd wit you n' yo' mannerisms, n' there aint anythang I can do bout dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, up in tha future, when I date muthafuckas whoz ass mean not a god damn thang ta me, now you know why. Well shiiiit, it took me months ta figure it out, n' I be sorry as a muthafucka bout dat bullshit. I suppose I felt like I had ta apologize one last time fo' puttin you all up in hell.

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>one day you wakeup shivering with snow in your bedroom
>you look around and notice your window is wide open
>you see Nunu outside of your window just staring at you
>"What the fuck is your problem Nunu?"
>he runs off
>you close the window and leave your room
>snow is everywhere
>all of the windows are open, so is your front door
>Nunu is looking at you through the door
>"NUNU WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
>he runs off
>you go into your kitchen to make some hot chocolate to warm up
>Nunu is already there carrying out your pots and pans and the microwave
>you try to grab him
>he blood boils
>"God dammit Nunu I'm calling the cops"
>you grab your cellphone
>someone is calling you
>it's a picture of nunu
>answer
>heavy breathing
>hang up
>call the cops
>"Hello, officer Nunu speaking"
>hang up
>cry

>>146607068
I hadn't even thought of that. Good call m8. Whats the lp loss for the afk guy? Nothing at low elo?

HOW TO WIN EVERY GAME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
1) pick twitch the plague rat
2) go into any lane because he's pretty flexible guy
2) attack the minions they give you lots of monies because their families gold much good
3) keep getting money until have 2000 monies
4) you now have enough monies for exeuctioner calling the best item in the game (it's secret op)
5) now your attacks make your opponents heart daggers very hard, it's painful and make their health stop regenerating, even mundo and bear make hard heal stuff bad
6) twitch likes to attack stuff
7) ok now you know how i told you to attack the minions well stop that because you have best item exectuinoer's calling
8) now you farm the champion
9) right click the enemy champoin
10) they heal no more
11) venom passive very strong because true damage never lies
12) they can't heal from it
13) you keep doing this to all enemy champion guys, DONT FORGET TO PRESS E SOMETIMES
14) once you farm enough champions you are farm master supreme and then you can level up and right click towers to kill them in one hit
15) now you farm the towers just like the nasus
16) all the towers together give you like 11 x 150 gold i dont really math since early school but thats a lot of gold and gold is what you want
17) then you see super nexus in the center near their big circle thing you go to that thing and right click it once you kill the towers and then you win even though nexus doesnt get dagger heart bleed guy

i do this every day and win

>>146607051
not him, but i'm weary of building items without health regen on soraka. maybe it's because i'm set in my ways and not using her to her full potential, but i'm still of the stay 5 teemos away from any danger and just heal my goat legs off mode where i do nothing but press w and stack hp5 items with hp5 runes.

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>>146607172
A perpetually angry shitposter that likes monstergirls, vore, fighting games, shmups, and Sion.

I like simple champs that do simple things.

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>>146607256
Always my favourite.

>>146607334
Nevermind, its full lp loss for the leaver. Not completely helpful

>>146607334
Beats me. Gotta be better than wasting an hour of your life, though.

>>146607334
it's a normal loss for the afk guy, nothing for everyone else.

>>146607414
>Sion
Solid taste.

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>1 week lol ban expire
>didnt bother to make alts/smurfs/what ever the name
>que now
>dont even feel like playing
>dont play

i dunno, i think i lost it..we make funrifts on euw? i dont mind playing with you guys, but after i got placed in bronze 1 after placements, i didnt even que any ranked games, and normals are just soo fucking boring, i literally dont even feel like winning when im winning or losing when im losing, i just watch the silly champions doing silly animations and its like im in the shower again

"what am i doing with my life" "this isnt just a phase, or it would end long ago" "where am i going to be in 10 years, dead, by the dumpster with a needle in my arm?" "why the fuck i didnt answer that cute girls messages, she was asking me out for fucks sake, how could i think she isnt really into me" "why did i skip 3 days from school, i didnt had any plans.."

man i just want this life to start making some sense, or to get back with my ex..nothing in this world makes any kind of point, anything i do will always have the same outcome, i will simply die in the end, i still wonder what she's doing at this moment, is she happy? is she sad? back when we were together, this life had some point, i knew why i wake up, and now i will never make her smile, i will never play with her hear, i will never make her proud, she will never lie on top of me and cover my face with her hear like im in some kind of tent where i never have to worry, be sad, be bored..

what is the point of living?

>>146607385
>>146607256
>>146607246
>>146607025
>>146606867
>>146606626
>>146606373
>>146606243
>>146605964
>>146605828
>>146605709
>>146605572
>>146605396
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

>>146600708
>>146601246
>>146602216
>Dota elitists who aren't satisfied with their game so they have to shitpost on other generals
I know your moms tell you this every day, but kill yourself

Wow. Just wow.
One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.
She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.
About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.
She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.
The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.
Should I be feeling bad right now?

>>146607542
More importantly, the smurf doesn't get anything for it.

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should I do a game before hopping into ranked I may or may not have slight lag

>>146607234
>this retard doesn't recognize copypasta

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>>146607615

>>146607414

are you the person that used to post an anime girl and write "drink water in your games to stay hydrate"

it's almost like there's someone who gets mad from le blogging poststs :^)

TIME TO BLOG

>play quinn
>holy shit that am i doing
>enemy cait and zyra
>supp blitz
>harass cait a little bit
>blitz hooks him in, he dies
>zyra dies
>HOLY SHIT
>go back to lane with boots, pots and two dorans over a single dorans
>same thing happens
>keep shitting on cait
>enemy mid roams down
>TRIPLE KILL
>enter mid game as 18/2
>enemy rengar only has bonetooth and a black cleaver
>jumps me every fight and oneshots me
>try to 1v3
>die with 200 HP difference
>get full build
>sell boots, buy triforce
>team is fighting
>ACE
>stroll in to their base full build and take everything down singlehandedly before respawn
>:^) 31/5
>"ez"

I get regular wins now, i think blogging has made my ELO match my MMR.

Why does Ziggs have such a low difficulty scaling? Not that he's like mind blowingly hard to play, but Vel'koz and Ahri have higher scaling, even Garen does. I don't get it.

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>>146607791
(You)

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>>146607579
Try new shit
Like Ez mage mid, grag support/mid, tf/graves jungle in normal games
Spice it up, try new roles/characters if you haven't done so.

>>146607579
play overwatch

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>>146607910

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Why is Nidalee so sexy?

>>146597920
Ascension is so boring now.
I've spammed quinn for the past two days, got my mastery, and then there's nothing else to do.
My autism wont allow me to ruin my winning streak.

>10 minutes in
>"ranked" game
>all 4 of my teammates blowing summoner spells on-cd at platform
>spamming wards from their sightstones
>four pinks are also placed at spawn
>"wahh i suck at laning phase" "open mid"
>"why are you even still playing lol" "just open so we can leave pls"
>its-only-fucking-4/13
why are literal babies allowed to play ranked? shouldn't this be a bannable offense?

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>>146608032
>ywn colonize Nidalee

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>>146607839
No, I post Ougi and Tsuyu and aggravate people.

>>146608040
I'm playing Ascension but I'm playing shit I don't play normally trying to get chests and I'm failing miserably. I picked Garen at one point and god damn that was a mistake.

>>146599447
1 Ziggs
2 Nidalee
3 Caitlyn
4 Taric
5 Lucian
6 Taric

>Quas facefucking shitters with based tentacle lady

Exquisite

Are P1 inexperienced or just plain bad?

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>>146607395
You have regen from warmog's (very strong one), masteries and runes. Also Q heals you like a free potion and RoA's passive heals you a bit every time you cast a spell, so W's hp cost hurts less. A lot of flat AP and HP means you can be closer to the center of a teamfight and survive longer and heal your adc more. Of course if he is an idiot who picked Quinn I can't do anything, just abandon him and help mid or bot. They will appreciate this.

>>146608187
Based Quas helping Illaoi get gutted.

>Everytime Hec jungle gets picked it gets btfo

Based pros keeping my freelo safe.

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>>146608197
I'd say both but I'm not too sure about the inexperienced part

>>146608197
arent they pretty much coast?

>>146608187
After he already got his greasy, wank-stained hands on beautiful Vlad.
Someone send this guy to prison.

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Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.

>>146608270
>Implying she's OP

She is what every juggernaut should be like in terms of impact. Immobile as shit but has enough positive actually useful qualities to actually be worth picking

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>>146608161

Oh yeah, you a CoolCat

pls stop posting morgana, respect the memory of morganannon

>>146605234
>modern birth giving
>being related to primal basic desire in any way

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>>146608032
>Have armpit fetish
>See this
Please stop I can't deal with this right now.

>>146608558
Why should I conceal my love of Morgana on someone else's account?

>>146607725
play janna

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>>146608870
Did someone say... Armpits?

what the fuck sort of idea was that anyway

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>>146608870
forest ashe masterrace

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>>146609016
>Covered up

>>146609119
I rerolled into that the other day.

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RIP Tribunal

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>>146608460
Best ship

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>>146606410
>cherry picks the 1 and a half buffs
I also said some small number changes which were the range increase, collision radius reduction, and the ult cd reduction.
>they gutted rumble
They didn't, he just was a niche pick and wasn't meta in S4/S5.
>oh no the 6 eople who still go to this general will steal it!
Now you're being autistic.
>When you get people complaining about cancer rumble...
People complain about cancer everything.
>thank goodnes you fags are too dumb to use vector casting
>implying
We literally were saying that Taliyah's W should've been vector since her conception, and it still should be.

>>146609307

>that blitzcrank

holy fuck what a faggot, has to go wailing to the enemy team about it

>TEAMMATE SAID BAD THING REPORT HIM

not even defending TF going on with his fedora-tipping, but Blitz just took the cake

>>146604910
it's irrational to sacrifice yourself to save people you don't know, but people still do it anyways.

Choosing to wait until marriage is just an extension of the mating strategy of being picky about your mates and raising strong children. The other mating strategy is just to have as many children as possible, like a nigger.

>>146609307
holy fucking kek

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Who at Riot thought it would be a good idea to have ten LCS teams instead of eight? What is the point of having two more trash tier teams when the bottom four out of the original eight ALREADY were fucking garbage and embarrassing to watch?

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>>146609428
And my favourite Tribunal case ever.

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Posting The Legend.

>>146609307
>this guy is making shit up
>Its true

gets me every time

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

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cute.

CUTE!

>>146603593
>>146604910
>>146609434
>>146604085
>reasons for abstinence
1) Extremely meaningful and intimate sex with your soulmate. Literally giving your body exclusively to your partner and vice-versa. A special bond that no one else on the entire planet has.
2) STDs would not be a problem for 2 people that abstained. STDs would cease to exist almost entirely if everyone abstained.
3) Healthier relationships, less broken families, stronger morals, etc. which has a host of benefits all on its own.

>reasons for fucking like a wild animal
1)... it's fun I guess?
Maybe we are just animals but there's considerable reason to argue we are much more than that.

>>146609926
I want to go swimming in you.

>>146610030
what are those marks on his tits

CLOWN FIESTA

Phoenix1 are pulling some crazy last stand shit right here

That teamfight was pretty exciting desu.

>>146610030
Who is she? She's pretty cute.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>146610430

>she

>twitch jungle
what the fuck is this stupid meme pick

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>>146610430
>she
anon...

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>>146610138
In.

can someone tell me what the FUCK is going on

>>146610143
I could be wrong about this, but my guess is that those are stretch marks which she got after taking too much estrogen. I would imagine forcing your chest to grow too rapidly would cause your skin to tear since skin stretches very slowly.

Is ADC kennen still a thing in high elo?

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>>146610143
Disgusting, that's what. Wouldn't wanna see him naked.

JESUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

PHOENIX1 STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ASHES

GAME 3 OF THIS CLOWN FIESTA

>>146610430
Hes a support player pretty good with thresh. Dunno if he's still playing in any LCS team

HOLY SHIT PHOENIX 1

these are 2 of the worst teams in NA

P1 WITH THE BM

TOP KEK

>>146610880
I think these guys may be the worst LCS team in history

Nobody is gonna read this but that Trundle played like a mad-fucker in the last few fights.

>>146610951
>worse than coast
>worse than complexity black
>worse than s3 vulcan

yeah no

>>146610951
>>146610880

still was a hilarious game to watch

i don't want to sleep alone anymore

>none of the commentators/analysts made a rising from the ashes comment yet
I wish Phreak was there.

>>146610997
>Worse than CLG after bootcamp in Korea

>>146611041
get a dog

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How big is her bra?

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>>146609926
>>146610138
>>146610563
Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally months. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.

>>146610997
>>146610951
>forgetting velocity

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>>146611174
>Implying she wears one

>other team is obviously about to do drag
>our team can easily baron
>sivir is trying to steal drag from the enemy jungler with her q
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>146611080
this new guy is absolute shit, literally worse than quickshot. I feel bad for zirene to have to be his partner

>>146610997
I want Josh back.

I haven't played in a few weeks. Is taliyah still really bad?

>>146611426
same senpai

>>146609924
More like this?

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>>146611174
PRETTY LARGE

>>146611174
one cup smaller than MF's

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>>146611480
I wish.

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why aren't you playing the based rat of free wins?

>rune setup is flat 20 magic pen nothing else
>bombard lane with nuclear shrooms
>never leave lane and just push to nexus
>collect free win
>tfw