/utg/ - Undertale General

xth for flowey

2nd for sad goats

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xth Goat husbando

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REAL
MKID
HOURS

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sans

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I love this goat

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>check the zeemap
>there are two chara anons in my state and no one else

fuck

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I hadn't even noticed it was Friday!

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>>146516136
You have a shitty fav.

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nice

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having a cute goatbrother!
taking care of him!
not voring him cause that's autistic!

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>>146516154
I love all goats except the edge one.

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>>146516205
we all have

nth for all the vorefags needing to gas themselves

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chara

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>>146516205
_____________________Okay____________

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>>146516153
part 7 sans

>>146516215
you're very cute too mr. nice cream man

>>146516275
With what?
Belches? I'm totally down!

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>>146516260
But what about this edge goat anon?

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>>146516034
Omega

>>146516170
There is someone from ocean springs down in my state not sure how i feel about it.

>>146516383
Sarin gas.

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>>146516349
is that a jojo thing? i feel like its a jojo thing

>>146516170
At least you aren'y in Oklahoma.

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hnngh

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>>146516543
yep.

a lot of people compare sans to jotaro, but i feel sans is closer to gyro or diego.

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>>146516386
nah, fâm

>>146516459
The asriel poster up near the border of Louisiana sounds cute.

>>146516698
Is this an allegory for suicide or something

>>146516383
>pred belching in your face
yes

>>146516698
Okay that's fine. Cute goat

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Void~

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>>146516370
yeah

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>>146516643
>i came up with a great gag
>i made it up myself
man, i dont know why but this made me laugh more than the joke

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>>146516816
Void!

>>146516763
Oh hey I'm in Louisiana and an asrielfag. I could have sworn there were only two posters in Louisiana. I didn't see those other two.

Whoops

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>>146516910
V O I D

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Reminder that Chara is canonically an introverted weeb who knits, sings, and draws, hates humanity, enjoys sarcasm and dark humor, and is very smart and mature for her age.

Basically, the perfect preteen waifu.

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>>146516893
you can really imagine sans or gyro unironically saying stuff like "original gag do not steal"

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I want to groove with the goat.

>>146517067
[Citation Needed]

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>>146516780
>>146516809

>>146517067
>introverted weeb
>likes to sing and is mature
Shut ahhhhpppp.

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>>146516970
apparently there is someone near alex and one in new orleans both sound pretty rapey.

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>>146515956
>>146515956
>>146515956
Reminder to anons that may not have bought the game yet that Undertale is now on a -30% sale at Steam!

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>>146517058
cute void!

>>146517067
that tumblr post was absolutely horrible.

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>>146517058
gaster update when, toby

gaster game when, toby

ANYTHING WHEN, TOBY

>>146517067
ahhhh

thats a good jolt of memes right there

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>>146517102
he's the embodiment of shitposting, flowey is the angry anons and asgore is the innocents. dont hate pls, these are just my headcanons

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>>146517187
that a cute fucking goat

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>>146517128
I'd like to dance with this one

>>146517429
but then who is the contentfags

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>>146517429
>tfw floweyanon and i've never shitposted here

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>>146517312
I firmly believe the next game will be Gaster related. Have faith...

>>146517586
Who indeed?
The contentfags are always here, anon... waiting. Watching. Sitting in a chair, bored, with one hand on their dick but with no real intention to jerk off.

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>>146517586
alphys
>>146517617
floweyanons are cute, flowey would be a meanie though

>>146517761
so, alphys?

>>146517779
i interpreted that wrong
y-you too

>>146517761
I am contentfag; can confirm this to be true.

>>146517845
Give me some credit, Anon.
I'm not THAT pathetic.
It's just cold and if I kind of tweak my dick a bit it suppresses the urge to pee? Also keeps my hand warm. I don't know.

>>146517895
never stop bein beautiful baby ; )

>>146517312
If you can`t wait then you should check out some of the fan games that are being developed.
Playable demos already exists.

> Undertale Yellow
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vru1B9snXoo
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-yellow/136925#

> Undertale: The Second Chance
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMhgIViuCfE
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-the-second-chance/120069#close

> Undertale: Underswap
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70WYkjt_cI
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-underswap/126699#close

> Undertale: Don`t Forget
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1o68zQn2i8
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/don-t-forget/150752

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I want to brush the goat's ears.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10580399

>>146518065
I've got my eye on Yellow, though I don't think they've shown any battles yet. I'm more interested in seeing new characters in the same universe rather than potentially seeing the canon characters get written terribly.

>>146518226
Stop trying to force this stupid meme.

>>146518327
it's not forced if it's canon

>>146518207
Source?

>>146518327
As the person who first posted about castrating Asriel, I am sorry. I never meant for this, I only wanted to play off the shock value. Forgive me.

>>146518226
I want to be touched and lovingly dominated like how Chara would do to Asriel.

>>146518358
Alright pal keep your hands where I can see em.
>>146518432
You too, you're both going away for a long time.

>>146518432
the only way to make up for this is for you to castrate yourself

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>>146517429
Where would that leave these guys?

>>146518226
What is it with you and castrating Asriel?

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I'm heading onto bed.
Good night, /utg/, take care.

>>146518586
Goodnight Anon, sweet dreams! Love you!

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>>146518207

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>>146518207
This pleases the goat

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Okay last time today I swear

>Asgore and Toirel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvD543UoAATBuO.jpg:orig
>Fish Lizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvD6ocUgAAXo-3.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClwHrzPUYAA9m-2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltrHPnUsAAJP-W.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvD74BVEAEoCk2.jpg:orig
>Snowdrake
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClT7WSeWYAABMr6.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClT7WmRXIAAJZ2R.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkhJYXLVEAEr7Yd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkhJYXZUYAAZagY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkhJYSpUUAA10ZY.jpg:orig
https://67.media.tumblr.com/cf7b4ab5397ac774fad662dc8ede9c25/tumblr_o8z2gzfjkt1tbivino1_1280.png
https://67.media.tumblr.com/e8cea4a564836a3b7f3d0b694fe60824/tumblr_o8z2gzfjkt1tbivino2_1280.png
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CluVD1sUgAAmE7-.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://65.media.tumblr.com/b6cb34c9682a375af7b3d933790a35ed/tumblr_o92kdfzX9l1vonys6o2_r1_1280.png
https://67.media.tumblr.com/f843dd547bb39725af3175594b21e29b/tumblr_o9a994eejo1tkajdgo1_1280.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cluw4uFUYAALN20.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0dd0023e565526f03671350ff74ffb17/tumblr_o9atygnIPM1vtyixqo1_1280.jpg
>Sans (this might be an AU Sans? idk)
https://67.media.tumblr.com/25102d7c5f0493c4cc9c0aef21a005d1/tumblr_o9ammdEyrY1rmgclso1_1280.png
>Baby Undertales minus the goat parents, Sans, and Alphys
https://65.media.tumblr.com/65aa4cdba773214e88cd59bcd726984b/tumblr_inline_o8gdlovT371u2ygup_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/dadc0513158c43a20db87c8b33f20194/tumblr_inline_o8gj6qb3lv1u2ygup_1280.jpg
https://67.media.tumblr.com/786f8b6e2231c694003695bc20856797/tumblr_inline_o8ieyupRZM1u2ygup_1280.jpg
https://67.media.tumblr.com/4d642f75ab4a009b5e2216d49294e799/tumblr_inline_o8k6aacTHv1u2ygup_1280.jpg

>>146518065
>nobody told me there is a mod where you play as quickdraw mcdraw
im hurt
>>146518563
frisk tries to keep the peace, undyne spams constantly and replies to herself with horrible memes as well as defending contentfags and gaster is always banned for some reason

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>>146518889
I wonder how things would be for Papyrus.

>>146519073
he just posts off topic puzzles that he may or may not need help with and pictures of his muscles

>>146518814
thanks

>>146518814
>those last two snowdrakes

a snowdrake I don't hate? what the fuck?

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Think of a child character. For reference, these include Frisk, Chara, Muffet, Mkid, Asriel.

Decide what gender they are if they haven't got an obvious one already. Also make them human if you can't handle that. Got it?

Now age them up to your current age and have a nice conversation where they only use Act -> Flirt. How do you react?

>>146519498
I wouldn't date no spider. Bitch can sell her wares elsewhere

>>146519498
sorry az but im not gay

>>146519498
i get super awkward because that would be the only character i lewd and they're too good for me desu

>>146519498
Sorry Muffet but i'm gay

>>146519498
Probably become a blushing mess

>>146519498
sorry asriel i'm not a furry.

>>146519498
I'd get that gote boypussy

>>146519498
assume it's a prank and let him down easy

>>146519409
>only the last two were fresh
fuck I knew the other ones were a few days old but I didn't recall seeing them on here

>>146519498
i'm gay
are you a guy or not? i don't know

>>146519676
>>146519626
please switch characters, thanks.

asriel more like assriel amirite

>>146519889
But Asriel isn't for lewding Asgore is

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>>146518889
>gaster always banned, so he can't join in on the fun
poor gaster.

>>146519950
pfft haha you got em bro high five

>>146520252
>there are people in this thread that wouldn't receive the succ from the thicc fish
Crazy.

>>146520252
how do people misinterpret the sprite so hard

a grill complimented my ass today and i'm a thin dude is that good or was she making fun of me?

>>146520971
It's impossible to tell from this little information.

>>146520971
All girls are always making fun of you, go gay now and save yourself the trouble.

>>146520971
Probably was making fun of you, anon. Like we all do.

>>146520971
Probably a compliment. I don't know. Don't see any reason for her to make fun of you unless it's medical-assistant-needed bad

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shit shit I nearly forgot, but don't worry because I didn't.

>>146521138
Idk, I'd unironically tell a guy his ass looked good. I like nice butts.

>>146520971
I don't know
but she complimented you
you can go gay or hit that ass

>>146520971
Maybe you have a good male booty.

bring the cosplay on

>>146521220
>remember a character I hate
for what reason?

>>146520971
Post of video of you twerking upside down on the wall so we can make a proper guess

>>146521263
Yeah I know, that's why I said go gay, us guys don't fuck around like that. Silly anon.

>>146521357
This. It's the only way.

>>146520252
Well, at least there isn't a neck connecting shyren to her manager.

>>146521304
Why? Why would you want him to wear a cosplay?

>>146520971
Well I mean she's right

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>>146517779
>>146517845
>contentfags are alphys
>either creates something flashy and cool to look at (MTT) or some kind of shitpost abomination (the amalganates)

I'm ok with this

>>146521423
>us guys

>>146521548
Yes that's what I said, if I didn't know any better I'd assume you were saying you're a girl haha.

>>146521357
i don't know how to twerk, and I wouldn't do it anyway...

through i wish i knew how to

>>146518814
thanks twitter/tumblr anon.
too bad papgore isn't as strong as soriel

>>146521652
>girls
>on the internet
H-Ha, yeah, on Facebook and, um, Snapkik. Girls don't g-go on 4chan

>>146520971
Can you measure yourself, at least?

>>146521652
god damn i love this meme! xD

>>146521756
>too bad papgore isn't as strong as soriel
its a shame

>>146521516
> grope the anon

Are you new around here?

>>146521809
It's a blessing. Less shit you have to swim in to find some quality art

Okay /utg/, think of your 2 favorite undertales.

They are now the leaders of your country and you are their secretary, what happens?

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Hi utg
How are you all tonight

>>146521781
Exactly, now you're getting it, now let's touch dicks.
>>146521808
Shut up dude I'm makin moves.

>>146521652
Ha ha ha, oh you. That could never be.

>>146518814
Thanks, anon!

>>146521934
Hello, Geek. We are cuerently discussing butts and other homo fuckery.

>>146521916
>Asgore and Papyrus
Asgore should at least have an idea what to do, me and Papyrus are literally worthless

>>146521934
Hey Geek

>>146521916
I'd fuck them. It's just like in my sitcoms, I bet.

>>146521934
Enjoying a call between old friends, how about you?

>>146521934
i love you

>>146521939
My dick is big and meaty! I hope you're prepared by how, uh, gay this is going to get, anon.

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>>146521916
>Sans and Papyrus

They've already been proven to do a fairly decent job in the Papyrus ending, but I'm not sure how I'd be able to help.

>>146521934
Pretty good just watching some Jojo MADs

>>146522072
>>146521781
This is like watching Alphys trying to sext

VA faggot here.

Fair warning: My microphone fucking broke. I'ma snag a new one ASAP for gaming and VAing, but for now, who wants to request shit for me to say with my horrible built-in mic?

Shit's gonna be garbly. Sorry.

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>>146521875

>>146521934
Actually getting shit done now that I'm done with school for the time being. Who knows, maybe I'll make myself proud this summer and reach some goals

>>146521934
Honestly, I have had better days, but I am alive.
>>146522020
Hey, I'm sure papyrus could do something practical.
>>146522040
Who...are your favorites?

>>146522126
>garbly
Gaster, anon. Do some Gaster.

>>146521934
Writing.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.[/spoilers]

>>146522072
Just how I like it, make me your bitch.

>>146522126
>>146522167

can you read aloud the first part in your deepst voice, pretty please?

>>146521916
>Asriel and Papyrus

eh, not much changes

>>146522253
What are you writing

>>146520552
>>146521497
In the description they said they know the body's actually a separate monster.
They just like the mermaid look more.
So at least they acknowledge that this isn't her canon look I guess.

>>146521934
hey geek. how's it?

>>146522253
all i wanna know is what character you are writing

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>>146522110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XKZhE5xmc8

The ones with SOUL'D OUT music are fantastic.
I wonder if there are any Undertale MADs with similar quality.

>>146522190
I mean it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but mettaton and undyne. cant snag an opportunity to fuck, you know?

>>146522313
>>146522308
Mettaton XX dying sexually.

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>>146521916
>sans and papryus

oh boy. i think it is a huge improvement though!
i work hard to be their secretary and keep things in order. sans does a lot of the work too.

>>146522273
I so would, you slut, but /utg/ gets mad when I screw around in the thread.

>>146522126
"opportunity comes only once in a lifetime. (snickering turns into depressive laughter and ends with a sigh) nah, i'm kidding. see ya next timeline, kid."

>>146522501
hoo baby

>>146522296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JB6u5MJMpN
>>146522220
Mkay.

Liiiike...

>>146521916
>Undyne and Asriel
everythng goes down the shitter and i sleep on the job

>>146522506
>sans does a lot of the work
>sans does work

I love you /utg/

>>146522606
holy fuck anon

>>146522669
Isn't he implied to actually do a lot in the Papyrus ending?

>>146522517
Whoa I didn't know girls were like this, I was trying to scare you.

>>146522089
I'm sure you could do something to help them.
>>146522307
Why do you say that?
>>146522420
Hmm, I see, well you'll get your chance someday.
>>146522506
Well, sounds good, but would Sans actually work at all?
>>146522636
Heh, sounds like a rough time.

>>146522606
Damn, anon...! Thank you! You are a god among men.

>>146521916
>Muffet and Sans

The economy increases in the baked goods and puns sector. Harming spiders is outlawed, as are crosswords.

>>146522724
True. Guess he does have a bit of motivation in him somewhere
>>146522678
Get off my lawn!

>>146522606
I CANT BREATHE

>>146522745
>scare
You realize I hang out here, right? I'm pretty bad myself.

>>146522521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3dypDXmj5
>>146522797
Thanks senpai

>>146522802
Kek, I could see it happening.

>>146522880
"y-you too..."

>>146522669
>>146522763
sans would step in and do things to make sure papyrus' country doesn't crash in on itself. he's kind of like Papyrus' advisor in the king papyrus ending so that's where im gettin this from.

>>146522013
Oh sounds pretty normal to me
please continue


>>146522020
Hello how are you <3


>>146522046
Awww sounds like a nice time, just workin on a icon for my art page

>>146522071
Love you too <3

>>146522110
oh shit i've been wanting to watch jojo


>>146522173
Oh awesome , good for you I'm trying to do the same

>>146522190
Awww.. same

>>146522253
Whatcha writing :3

>>146522313
eyyy going ok, yourself?

>>146522802
>Harming spiders is outlawed
Fuck it, I'm overthrowing the government

>>146522804
What? But I'm in my room!

>>146522859
Like you're here often? And you're a girl? That's some Goosebumps shit right there.

>>146522969
are you croc's gf?

>>146522982
Get! Get!

>>146522606
Do a horribly offensive joke as Sans. Any joke.

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something has gone very wrong here

naming it Asriel anyways

>>146522968
Okay, that makes sense.
>>146522969
Just gotta keep moving you know?

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>>146522969
Jojo's pretty great.

The anime doesn't actually have much budget, so Season 1 looks like a slideshow at points, but they really make the most of it.

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>>146522606
lewd

I just want someone to keep me warm at night

>>146522880
Thanks VAfag.

>>146523125
I mean, we don't really know how monster reproduction works...

>>146523173
I'd like that too.

>>146523125
wait
Asgore is a man right?
how did he even...

>>146523173
desu pal you've got the right interests. just completely sell out on your beliefs and values so you can attract a tumblr girl and you're set.
never do this, no matter how tempting.

>>146523013
Not here constantly, but I'm here enough.

>>146523173
I am hot. But not with that meaning.

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>>146523125
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>146523210
>>146523221
I don't even know how he got impregnated since the only other animal I own is a cow named Toriel

>>146523124
'Fuckin shit this mic is like a fisher price walkie talkie..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j8fkzrmALo

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>>146519498
>age them up
why?

>>146523283
I do know a tumblrish girl who's pretty cute, I could lie and said I voted remain

>>146523286
Gross, that means there could be more of you. Can we still touch dicks though?

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>>146523315
...
Also lots of people using the image that I made makes me a bit happy. Thanks anon

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>>146523325
>You felt your sins crawling on your back.

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>>146516643

Huh, that localization is actually pretty good. Props to that guy.

>>146523526
my sins feel like the fingers of a thirsty loli trying to entice me

>>146523325
What is she trying to keep a secret?

>>146523606
>You feel your sins skinning your back

>>146523137
Yeah , I heard that. The character designs and the memes that isee are just to good to pass up though.

>>146523132
Yeah, I will.. its just a struggle. I have a hard time picking myself up from my sad states..I just feel like I should just give up on presusing art and things cause i'm not good enough.. i knnow im just saying this because im down in the dumps but fucking man.

Whats eattin you anon? care to vent ?


>>146523062
Nope just a what I hope he considers ,close friend of his.

>>146523776
>just a what I hope he considers ,close friend of his.
gay

>>146523438
Some of your most cherished contentfags are girls. Is that what you're into, anon?

>>146523062
>croc
>having a gf
LMAO

>>146522880
"yesterday, I saw this kid fall down on his face. His ma rushed over and picked him up, trying to coddle him while he screamed bloody murder and flooded her shoulder with tears.

i had to bite my finger to keep from laughing. That's schadenfreude, right doc? I'm not crazy, right?"

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post cute and gay

>>146524006
The last thing I would ever want revealed in these threads is my gender.

>>146523776
How much of jojo have you seen?

>>146524142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tj3OSmz2QK

>>146522606
you are a god among men for doing this

>>146524239
Just dio memes haven't seen the show at all

>>146524006
I'll believe it when I see it. It's more of a novelty thing desu never met a girl with a dick before.
>>146524195
That sounds like something my grandma would say before I slink into my room for another ten thousand years.

>>146524305
I never deny a request, unless it involves copious amounts of screaming.

>>146524225
Yeah, if I'm posting stuff I do, I am vague. But if I'm not, I don't really care to be honest.

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>jojo manga > anime

>>146524195

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeLeWLF_RRI

thats it im killing myself

>>146524313
http://www.mangareader.net/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-1-phantom-blood
Here's part 1 of the manga and they have all the other parts on there too just search Jojo on it

>>146524389
I don't really have a dick. I just like them and pretend to have one on 4chan because it's easier that way.

>>146524702
>manga reader
>not batoto
baka desu

>>146524702
Oh cool thanks anon

>>146524729
Hmm what a let down. I'm gonna guess who you are though, this is Pumpkin isn't it?

>>146524195
I wish I had someone to give me feelgood kisses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqGb8GVBeQY

>>146525025
why did chara stab a ketchup bottle
... wait a second

>>146525025
Hot

>>146523776
Well, I'm not sure if here is the best place to vent my troubles, but thanks for asking.

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Amerifags, every current presidential candidate in your shitshow of an election suddenly decides to announce their favorite Undertale, simultaneously revealing a shared, hidden obsession with the game since its inception.

Who do they pick, and how does this affect the polls?

Someone said I should do a Gaster... No idea what to say or how to say.

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>>146525182
Trump loves little goat, and little goat loves him. That's the America I want.

http://askarealscourge.tumblr.com/post/146431400402/never-trust-smiling-flowers-some-good-advice
pshhhh..

>>146525182
That's inappropriate treatment of your employees, and is physical abuse. Mettaton, you have been found guilty, any words for the court?

>>146525249
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
DARK DARKER YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?

>>146525249
Rant about how you're banned for no reason and that mods are all shitheads.

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>>146524702
>>146524861
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-1-phantom-blood-r5454

Also, Batoto has JJBA in color and better translations for Part 5 (although they still haven't finished retranslating it), but you need an account to view it.

>>146525182
They all tank in the polls, which doesn't matter cause they already suck in the polls. We laugh.

i miss gasterposting

>>146524972
Nope, not I. Pumpkin is above messing with you guys, don't you think?

>>146525290
i cant stop scrolling, its like the worst car crash ive ever seen and cant look away

>>146525507
What is it?

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>someone thought this was a good idea
jesus

>>146525337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Nc2ITC3FG
>>146525363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1puxy5DKnNI

>>146525538
edge so sharp i'd have to keep it with the rest of my katanas

>>146525581
>Cigarette igniting gasoline/lighter fluid

Fucking impossible have you even seen mythbusters?

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>>146525581
Jesus christ.
Post the rest.

>>146525731
It was from >>146525290
and thats the only Undertale one

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>>146525446
that never existed.
but i miss it too.

>>146525581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fesjmcHaGo

>>146525581
>sonic OC

it really never ends

>>146525581
>bar ear piercing
>neon green
>hedgehog
>purple nail polish
>dog tags
>is that a fucking scar?
>completely opaque crimson sunglasses balanced unfeasibly on forehead
>lighting sentient flower on fire
>walking away from said fire
I don't understand how anyone could go so far down this path without realizing what they'd become.

>>146525446
I miss my son.

>>146525946
Don't worry Papyrus, Sans is in the other room

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>>146525946

>>146525870
>>146525881
isn't that scourge

he's a canon character in the comics

>>146525870
isn't scourge is a character from the comics?

but that thing looks like a woman and an oc.

>>146525581

pssh nothin personnel kid

>>146526020
PAPYRUS DID NOT BIRTH SANS

PAPYRUS CAN'T BIRTH ANYONE

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>>146526050
>>146526079
>actually knowing this
jesus christ but yeah thats what the tags say

>>146526042
Oh no now i'm sad

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>>146525946

>>146526184
my excuse is that I hung out in sonichu threads way back in the day and absorbed some useless sonic canon knowledge there through osmosis

>>146526184
well i read the comics but i've never actually been 'in' the sonic fandom. never been to their general or looked up anything beyond playing the games / reading comics.

kinda realizing how many bullets i've dodged by never being in a fandom before this one.

>>146525881
>bar ear piercing

it's called an industrial, bro

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>>146526353
gote is cyoot

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WHAT THE FUCK ASGORE YOU SLUT

>>146526505

He looks like a moth monster on top right and left.

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>>146526505
cute
CUTE

>>146526554
not again!

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>>146526554
he really is
;)

>>146526554
Is that Stardew Valley? Should I get it?

>>146526291
if I hug the void, will he feel goopy or like static electricity

>>146526745
Yeah its Stardew Valley and I highly recommend it if you have any love of the Harvest Moon series. Its some good shit

>>146525337
>try to also record this
>microphone picks up constant static
why

>>146526554
stop mpregging the king

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>>146526752
He will feel like

_______________________________________________________

he'll appreciate the effort anyways.

>>146526908
Maybe my void chicken (yes its literally a void chicken) Gaster did it

>>146526752
like a television screen that's melting but not hot, and white screening with static.

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VA goy, can ya do this if you're still here?

>>146526816
I've never played Harvest Moon

>>146526836
>>146525337
fuck it here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qWwqiI2vhz

>>146527201
Well Stardew Valley is a game all about building and maintaining a farm while doing other shit like mining, looking for fossils, fighting monsters, making friends and cooking stuff.

Its kind of hard to describe beyond just saying that its a very comfy relaxing game. Its pretty cheap right now I think and its still getting content added from time to time (though there is already a ton in the game) so I recommend it

>>146527170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kq2q9tIbG2

Yup. Still taking requests if the shit mic hasn't deafened anyone yet.

>>146527201
Farming, marriage through gift giving, and random people simulator. In some games, you can go up for as many years as you want, in a couple of others, you die of old age.

I like Anon voices.

I also like the video game Undertale.

Vocaroo yourself saying Undertale related things.

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I'm assuming this is old but just in case you Gaster folk haven't seen it, here's a strange lil art gallery thing

http://turpe.x-y.net/Piece

the one with him on a horse is fucking me up

>>146527467
>marriage through gift giving
hey just like real life!

>>146527467
>you die of old age

what

>>146527609
Some harvest moon games have time limits and in some of them you grow older, have a kid, watch them grow up, etc. etc.

My personal favorites are the ones that last forever though like Stardew Valley does

>>146527609
YOU DIE OF OLD AGE

>>146527679
>>146527692
That's scary and horrible. I play video games to escape the fact that this happens.

>>146527752
Harvest Moon is chill as fuck though so its all good

>>146527796
No it's not I don't wanna die I don't wanna grow up and get old help me

>>146527508
here's my best papyrus impression. enjoy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XrDtPZSqBG

>>146527752
yeah. playing as an old farmer at the end of your life is really sad.

>>146527871
you don't have a choice, motherfucker

you spend the majority of your life old and kinda fucked up looking, get used to it now

>>146527885
>Not Skeletor

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/

>>146528019
save me please I'm crying I don't want to be old or die help help

>>146528019
its easier to accept when youre kinda fucked up looking at birth desu
>>146528028
thats kinda the joke, its just me talking

>>146527508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQP9TUONGu

>>146528096
CRYING CAUSES WRINKLES, ANON, YOU'RE ONLY SPEEDING UP THE PROCESS

>>146528096
>>146528019
If you live to like 2050, and you haven't died of other causes and nothing has destroyed the world or systems in power, you'll be able to be put into the robot. So you'll be good.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HP14xSFeo

i-i tried sorry

>>146527576
Spooky.

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>>146528276
>put into the robot
God fucking bless, finally.

>>146528186
Your voice sounds funny for a guy bro.

>>146528289
Meant for
>>146527508

>>146522126
Thank you for being rad.

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>>146528349
That would be because I am not.

>>146528096
Shhh, shhh...

Here, take this pill, Anon. You'll go to sleep, and wake up in a world where you'll never age! And you'll be able to do anything you want! Go anywhere you want! Be anything you want!

>>146528432
can you be my mommy

>>146528485
this sounds pretty nice, toss me one too

>>146528485
are you the fucker that took my kidney the other night

>>146528485
You promise it'll be okay? What if I miss you guys, or the internet, or my video games in the new world?

>>146527508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15zswRrDBCU

Here you go.

>>146528420
Y-you too senpai

>>146528649
>chara pronounced like charmander
INTO DA GARBAGE

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What do you think Chara canonically used the Real Knife for?

>>146528776
Gardening.

>>146528776
to slit her wrists because she's an edgelord