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how can the internationale be so epic sounding but have such gay ass lyrics

>>146481813
commies, unfortunately, have the best anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>146481813
that's the case with all leftist music from the Internationale to John Lennon.

>>146481859
>Implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lvyYiRsCo

I'm not even a righttard

>>146481859
>>146482017
Ah you said anthems, missed that.

My bad.

Any tips for noob playing Qing in HPM?

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WILLY

>>146481656
>This day in history, June 24th:
>217 BC – The Romans, led by Gaius Flaminius, are ambushed and defeated by Hannibal at the Battle of Lake Trasimene.
>1128 – Battle of São Mamede, near Guimarães: Forces led by Afonso I defeat forces led by his mother Teresa of León and her lover Fernando Pérez de Traba. After this battle, the future king calls himself "Prince of Portugal", the first step towards "official independence" that will be reached in 1139 after the Battle of Ourique.
>1812 – Napoleonic Wars: Napoleon's Grande Armée crosses the Neman river beginning the invasion of Russia.
2016 – The United Kingdom declares independence from the European Union, sparking what would eventually be World War Three

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMOVE THE SPY NETWORK BULLSHIT

Hey gsg, I managed to merge the outremer crusader culture and events from ck2+ In HIP. They're actually historically plausible and done in a non memey way. Anyone interested in the details?

>>146482017
Too many drums
Commies use more cords, which sounds nicer

>>146481859
>>146481813

Commies have the best music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7wjLIbMU2k

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>>146482183
nicky

>>146482340
>implying it'll be called WWIII
>implying we won't call it The War Against Globalism

>>146482472
>implying it won't be The Great Patriotic War

>>146482424
Send diplomat to counter-intelegince.

>>146482472
>>146482719
>War of the Shoah

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>>146482463
MOSLEY

what happens if i let pan nationalists win?

>>146482753
No I mean how do you remove the fucking stupid feature and go back to the way it was beore when you could just fabricate claim?

Is there any mod?

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How do you want your currency pham

>>146483010
their cores are given to their country

>>146483059
not that i know. Play older versions?

>>146483075
>not buying a shitload of pounds right now and making mad dosh when it rebounds in a few days

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>>146483075
How do you want your empire pham
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36618796

>>146483346
>Scotland independent
>Ireland reunified
>Spanish Gibraltar
The future has never been so bright

>>146483403
Don't forget the falklands going to argentina

In the end the United Kingdom will just be england + wales

>>146483075
>goyim fear the graphical jew

>>146483452
>+ wales

lmao no, bydd cymru yn annibynnol

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For the love of god, where is the menu to enable/disable notifications and pop-ups? I can't find it anywhere.

What's essential Mosleycore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCyvrj32Mk

>>146483551
build steel factories

>>146483452
>The """United""" Kingdom of England and Cornwall

Maybe just slightly OT, hence I beg your pardon, but think about it:
With the Brexit, when a paradox game depicting our life time will come out we will FINALLY witness a non-OP UK

>>146483640
Is that how mosley sounds like? It kinda goes against all my preconceptions.

>>146483705
What about EvW

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>>146483705
>Maybe just slightly OT, hence I beg your pardon, but think about it:
Where do you think you are?

>>146483665

>Cornwall

Got some bad new for you, lad.

>>146483665
Cornwall will reform the white celtic union with Brittany

>>146482113
Don't ever accept the "western winds" modifier (the same one that removes your "isolation" modifier) and let the UK/Russia have whatever they want when they ask for it. The Taiping rebellion happens around 1850 so use the standard civil war preparation techniques to make it completely painless. Other than that you can pretty much sit on 5x speed until the late 1870s when you westernize.

>>146483951
Do everything this guy said, but if you know how to manage armies, abandon isolation and accept western winds ASAP

>>146483992
he lives in a 3rd world shithole so he's probably fighting for the EU

>>146483705
>Maybe just slightly OT
>says this in fucking /gsg/

are you just trying to provoke an emotional response from me?

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>>146483001
Codreanu

>>146484095
>italy
>3rd world shithole

>>146484171
>implying alex doesn't live in brazil
lad.....

>>146483796
>>146484110
well this is not the place to talk about Brexit, thought you guys might have not appreciated it

>>146484076
>putting down 1500-unit rebellions with your 250 unit army
>every six months
Have fun!

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>>146484168
anime

>>146484171
>italy

I thought HPM was picard.

>>146483992
HPM, the guy who added the genocide decision and the guy who was talking about brainwashing/indoctrination using education? I wonder which side he's fighting on

>>146484330
Based HPM got called over specifically by the queen to come bust down the door of parliament and dissolve it...permanently

>>146483992
hes gonna be a freelance brazilian mercenary for both sides

>>146484230
>he doesn't know HPM lives in italy
lad...

>>146484271
It's doable, and it makes westernization much much faster. If you want comfy Qing colonies in East Africa, that's the only way to do it.

>>146484402
>Lord Protector Alex Grandi
inb4 all british businesses are legally mandated to exclusively manufacture steel and distill liquor

>>146484467
If you think /gsg/ is bad, look at some of the other generals here. I once clicked into /ksp/ out of curiosity and out of 700 posts there were maybe 4 discussing the game

>>146484567
>/gsg/
>bad

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>>146484515
NOW

>>146484567
>coming to /gsg/ to talk about games
lad.........

>>146484650
>>146484567
/gsg/ is based

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>>146484515
HEIL

>>146484759
Modding is fun if you have any technical skill or patience

>>146484759
You are the cancer killing /gsg/

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>>146484652
Goyim-kun you wouldn't do this would you?

Starting Vanilla(so I can convert to NWO) V2 as Belgium. Give me some goals. Right now just uniting Benelux and larger Congo.

>>146484862
I'm sorry, but if it's any consolation I'm merely an observer, not an active shitpostermost of the time.

>>146484513
>it's doable
It's only doable if you build a modern infantry military instead of just using irregulars, and at that point the 40-percentage-point RP increase (+20 from winds and remove -20 from isolation) is offset by the decrease in admin/education spending you're forced to take in order to fund your military, and the fact that half of your provinces will be getting occupied almost non-stop for the last 10-15 years of westernization which ruins their productivity. Plus, you have to spend decades microing army stacks, constantly on the edge of accidentally letting a province or fall under rebel control and then losing all your progress to the unstoppable reinforcement wave that inevitably comes once they get a few provinces.

If you were willing to save/load constantly in order to get favorable rebellions it would be the best way to go, for sure, but in that situation I'd definitely call it cheating.

Want some OP Branderburg ideas right now!!!!

>>146485607
+100% liquor discipline
+50% steel morale

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>>146485767
>irrational fear and racism

british raj is too op pls nerf lads

>>146483884
celts are pozed leftists

>>146485767
>>146485805
thanks u dumbfucks

>>146486268
That's a pic I haven't seen in a while

>>146484990
Wat

>>146486268
>rectangular flanders
>all those switched countries
>all this bordergore
>balkans
Every time I see this I chuckle

>>146486268
kill yourself

>>146486268
t. HOI4

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>>146486268
look at grease

>>146486737
>imports trash
chinks know what's up

>>146486737
>Why doesn't it annex Portugal?

The chinks ask all the right questions

>>146485570
I did it with whatever hpm was a year back without savescumming. Maybe the economy rebalance made it less doable.

>>146483752
That's what he sounded like when he was in his 60s, he sounded different when he was younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZ1xmuwacQ

>>146486737
>>146487238
Portugal would become Spain's Scotland.

They would have to give rights to people who would have their lives generally improved by being part of the country yet thinking it would be better if they were separate.

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r8 my europe laddos pls no bully I'm newb

>>146487994
>Irani Yemen and Egypt

>>146487994
>Israel doesn't control the entire levant
it's shit

Were the Nuremburg trials the biggest farce in recent history

>>146488242
t. goebbels

>>146488242
Atleast they showed the world that the evil nazis had extremly high IQ.

>>146487994
>Sudan isn't part of Egypt
>Eritrea, Djibouti and Somalia aren't part of Ethiopia
>Turkmenistan Afghanistan and Pakistan aren't part of Persia
>Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan aren't part of Russia
>Azerbaijan isn't part of Georgia
>Bulgaria doesn't own Constantinople
>Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Oman, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, and Kuwait aren't part of Saudi Arabia
>Lebanon, Cyprus, and Israel aren't part of Greece
>F.Y.R.O.M isn't part of Bulgaria
>Armenia doesn't go all the way to the edge of Ankara
0/10 apply yourself

>>146488242
No, that honor goes to Hague for Yugoslav wars

>>146488316

>Some of the charges were shit like "waging wars of aggression"
>USA, UK, France and USSR have all waged countless wars of aggression

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>>146488317
>>146488242
Forgot my pic

>>146488402
t. proof pro

>>146488336
>F.Y.R.O.M isn't part of F.Y.R.O.B*

>>146488450
But they didn't kill 6 goyzillion innocent lampshades.

>>146488242
No Brexit was

Brexit is literally worse than the holocaust

>>146486268

fucking hungary gets me every time

Battle plans were a mistake.

>>146488479
>(((Rosenberg)))

>>146488867
Le nazis killed all da jooz mem
t. reddit

>>146488867
Yep. German last name. Basically every time you think LEL JEW, it's probably German.

>>146489010
>Is he American
>does he have a German last name
>he is jewish
It's that simple

>Hello And Welcome I Am Autistic Thank You For Joining Me I Have Never Felt Emotion.

What did he mean by this?

>>146489096
Drumpf

>>146489224
Gutman

>>146489259
Rosenplatzbaumshkeli.

>>146489096
Most Americans have German ancestry.

If he's American and some kind of -berg, then he's most likely Jewish though

>>146489201
I can't make myself watch the video. I cringe so fucking hard it hurts and I have to turn it off.

Is it worth it?

>>146489259
Bernie Sanders is a white man of German descent you fucking retarded /pol/tard.

Angela Merkel is also a native German.

Fucking /pol/tweens

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for fucks sake johan

I'm unifying Germany as the glorious Habsburgs, and I've replaced the flags in both vanilla and HPM with the South German equivalents, yet when I reload the save it shows the old Red-White-Black flag, I can't seem to fix the issue. Any advice?

>>146489378
What is Johan's opinion on Brexit?

Will he vote leave when Swexit comes around?

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>>146489378
Where did it all go wrong

>>146489465
Delet your flag cache in documents/paradox/vicky2

>>146489465
clear the gfx cache you utter retard

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So I got some free time and I thought I may as well show you some of the work I've done lately, just so you know I'm not dead yet. Here are Rio Grande do Sul flags.

Republic: Historical flag of the Riograndese Republic.

Monarchy: Flag of Rio Grande when it was an Imperial province of Brazil.

Communist: Flag based on the CoA of Feliz, a town in Rio Grande.

Fascist: Flag based on some symbols present in the Rio Grandese CoA.

Could someone help me with what National Ideas I should go for as Holland in EUIV?

I was thinking:

>Trade
>Economics
>Quality
>Exploration
>Expansion
>...

Normally I would skip Quality there and go straight to colonising, but now I don't think I can because of the corruption modifier.

Also, would Quality actually be the best military idea to take? I'm not sure.

http://poal.me/cpfasx
http://poal.me/cpfasx
http://poal.me/cpfasx

>>146489579
>>146489584
I did that and it's still not working.

I'm getting triggered by the disgusting Hohenzollern flag. Help pls

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Hate to be this guy

>>146489948
Why? The game only shows you the adult male population, that place could also have millions of women for all we know

>>146490037
>millions of women

That would be much worse.

>>146490037
>1 man
>millions of women
He would be like a milking cow in the spring.

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>>146488479
>I'd be on the left side of that list
>my biggest life achievement as 22 years old was creating a certain shit meme that caught on here
>dropped uni on the first semester 5 years ago
>nazi """"""intellectuality""""""

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>>146490247
What meme was it, me mate?

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>>146489465
>>146489579
>>146489584
>>146489857

Send help

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>>146489484
Johan is a staunch supporter of free European nation states

>>146483452
>In the end the United Kingdom will just be england + wales
It will just be England, actually - Wales is part of the English Crown.

>>146490247
Social skills are much more important for succeeding in life than intellectual quality.

A conman is always going to make more than a mathematician.

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>>146490037
There was still only him there in 1909. when i checked.

>>146490247
>literally can't even write a shitpost properly
Just kill me senpai

>as 22 years old
as a 22 years old*
>dropped uni on the first semester 5 years ago
and lived off as a NEET who literally lives off my parents' wages ever since*

lads, i have no programming skills and a degree from /his/

do you lads think paradox need a decent grand strat player with good humor and some decent enough ideas

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>>146490904
Depends, are you as handsome as this?

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>>146491003
sadly not lad

pic is me ;)

>>146490557
Are the people who voted to leave also the monarchists?

Should I take fengtian as grosskoreums?

>>146491115
No
Just Japan

>>146491112
Nope.

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>>146490372
>yfw this only caught on due to my samefaggotry as no one replied to congratulate my autism

>>146490372
>that feel when I live 10 minutes of car ride from that

>>146490613
Post that monstrosity's rank

>>146491338
I had a feeling it was Partido Socialista. We were really cracking out the memes at that time too, what with the nazi-inspired pagans and the 100% hawaiian literacy in 1836.

>>146490613
I never could figure out how you release memes like this

LITERALLY SPREADSHEET THE GAME
HURR DURR STARRING AT NUMBERS NON-STOP XD!!!!

>>146491595
>being THIS mad that Brexit won

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fuggin japs man

this was on historical mode

>>146491713
good job on that image anon

>>146491713
Crop that shit lad, don't waste my bandwith for no reason

>>146491779
thank you i worked really hard on it

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>>146491713

whoop it was for ants

>>146491713
You should get hired by an ad agency with those editing skills!

>>146491883
reeeeeeeeeeeee i get charged 50 cents per megabyte reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>turn UK into absolute monarchy
>name changes into 'British Empire'

What is this shit? Monarch's powers increasing is no reason to change the country name. 'British Empire' always referred to the UK's colonial possessions, not the name of the country itself.

Same reason why Germany shouldn't change its name from German Empire or Russia from Russian Empire if it just changes the type of monarchy. The Germans were basically under a Constitutional Monarchy by the start of WW1 but their name stayed German Empire.

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>>146491076
You'll fit in perfectly don't worry.

i'm sick and tired of how paradox laugh at denmark on their stream

stop this fucking opressing

>OVERALL: Very Positive (2,791 reviews)
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>>146491560
Only works in Africa, the Pacific and the Caribbean and only when you have cores from multiple nations connected by land IIRC
Also works with territories that have no cores.

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>>146491883
>Red Finland

>>146492201
>Sweden laughing at Denmark
What a surprise

>>146492060
that lass was pretty cute desu

>>146491995
>their name stayed German Empire.
t. yuropoor
evry1 noes it wuz German KINGdom.

Is HPM an autist?

>>146492310
Your standards are way too low man

>>146492310
Anon thinks the embodyment of cringe is pretty.

>>146492413
Undoubtedly

>>146492413
yes
t. rob

>>146492424
I dunno man, there's something about her teeth and gums that gets me. Same shit with Meg from Mad Men desu

>>146491713
how did you fuck this shit up so bad lmao

>>146491883
What map mod, friend? I would pay to find out.

>watch Autisba play CK2 so i can get gudder
>his character has the "paranoid" trait
>event messages keep popping up "they are trying to murder me! my concubine isn't faithful to me! wawawa!
>arumbo goes full "there is a plot! we must stop them! all ressources need to be devoted to stopping this plot!"
>he hovers over the paranoid trait several times and goes "yes it will be hard for them to murder us if we are paranoid"

nigger i played this game for 20 hours and even i understand that if a character is paranoid he keeps making up plots and other paranoid delusions

is this really /gsg/s mascot? le i have never felt emotion man? really, this is the best you can do?

step the fuck up

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Is there an African country with better borders than this?

>>146491473
Took me a while to find the save.
it's just after release so it should go higher when it starts industrializing. Most of the bigger provinces have intellectuals over 2,5-3%

>>146492867
You realize that he beat his wife to death and is hiding her in his freezer and threw his mulatto son out of his second story window killing him right?

>>146492867
>he fucking keeps going into hiding to stop plots that don't exist

this is ridiculous

>>146492956
Wait, don't intellectuals have to be accepted pops?

....

>>146492867
I nominate shen because he's an unfunny memer and I like unfuny memers.

I just bought CK2, I'm a complete newfag to grand strategy. What do I do?

How to conquer Sardinia-Piedmont as Swiss. They get sphere'd by France too fast and Austria wont ally

>>146492867
We watch him because he is fun to watch not because he is actually good at gs. If you want somebody who knows stuff try marcoantonio

>>146493031
It's a commonwealth lad

That means all the pops are accepted

>>146492970
it's the only way he can feel anything

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>>146492956
forgot pic

>>146493031
no, only bureaucrats

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>>146492892

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lol i'm invading my own country

>>146493242
t. Merkel

what are johans political views anyway

always saw him as a pretty decent and sensible social democrat

i dunno, he just gives me those soc dem vibes

>>146493268
>doesn't have alscae
>blobbing into netherland clay

>>146493049
play the byzantine on the start where the emperor is a child

>>146493049
kill yourself

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>>146493268
wrong pic

>>146493334
I imagine him to be apolitical

>>146489378
where is this from?

>>146493049
the non meme answer is to watch a video or whatever to figure out how the UI works and then to go play as a count in Ireland like the casul you are

>>146493334
Money minded.

>>146493334

His politics died with the Führer lad.

>>146493334
staunch anti-semite

>>146493441
That's the philipines though

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So lemme get this straight /gsg/....

....I should PUPPET Australia and New Zealand and not conquer Australia and New Zealand? Or should I conquer and not puppet?

How the fuck do you play as a vassal in CK2? I want to assume the throne, is the only way I can do this is by fabricating a claim on my king?

>>146494037
Well do you want to conquer them or puppet them?
If you conquer you'll have a lot of shitty land to manage in Aus

>>146494068
You can do it by marriage or by supporting a claimant

>>146493084
HELP ME YOU MEMEING FUCKS I NEED WATER ACCESS

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>>146484990
What?

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>>146493334
>>146493857
This

>>146484990
fucking top kek

i support this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqf_RnEK4uE

>>146494734
and a sieg heil to you!

>>146494734

kek

>>146494734
why are bongs so ugly?

both inside and outside

the way she cries about the rise of fashism makes my dick hard though

>>146488479
>Göring
>138
If you ever needed another argument for IQ being a bad meme, here it is

>>146494734
top lel

>>146495095
Göring was based

>>146494734
What a granny hater

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>>146495095
Being smart doesnt prevent you from being a narcissistic showoff

>>146488479
only dönitz, ribbentrop and speer is worth jack shit on that list tbqh

>>146495095
Arrogance is common among smart people.

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>>146495441
God, Mussolini was ugly

>>146495491
t. person who gets their history education from GS games

>play hoi4 as germany
>spanish civil war
>support nationalists
>stalemate for a year now
>russian tanks are literally unkillable

how do I cope with this

i can't send more than three divisions there, no air support, nothing

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>>146495564
>politicians have to be pretty
>what is Hasburg jaw

>>146495491
>Ribbentrop
Lmao.
Von Papen, Schacht or Seyss-Inquart on the other hand...

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why did russians, brits and americans portray hitler so flamboyant and narcissistic

nigga look like he mastrubates to himself lol

>>146495690
>politicians have to be pretty
Never said that. Just that Mussolini was uggo af

>>146495690
>>what is Hasburg jaw

inbreeding

>>146495705
What's wrong with Ribbentrop?

>>146495773
>implying he didn't do it IRL.

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>>146495564
He did good with what he got, though.

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I wanted to make a war domination war. I didn't realise how many divisions the USA and UK would throw at me...


This war will never end.

>>146495931
Arrogant, self-centered, mediocre fuckwit. That's how his contemporaries described him.

what are some comfy vicky 2 nations

>>146496156
denmark desu

is supreme ruler 1936 any gud?

>>146496054
>makes groundbreaking, unprecedented treaty that everyone thought would be impossible with the Soviets
>mediocre

>>146492867
Once he didn't play CK2 for a week because he was hiding from the council.

>>146496349
He didn't make it..Molotov did under Stalin's orders.

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>>146495773
Because its easier to present war to civilians in a caricatured way

Do you want Polish posters instead?

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>>146496462
nah senpai, i prefer japanese posters


DUDE MOMOTARO LMAO

>>146494734
Crazy. Also, too much tea stains your teeth.

>>146496462
What does this one say?

The British probably outnumber you. The Americans probably have about double your divisions.

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>>146496620
Not enough desperation anon.
Take hour and a half of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdzrgJA_iWA

>>146496798
what did he mean by this

>>146496729
I don't know any Polish but I believe it says
>Polacks
>it's time for WAR!

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I got this game in the bag mates.

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>>146496620

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>>146497153
>How about a little more gas?

>>146497089
what's that old school game

never seen it posted here before

>>146497234
they already knew

Why doesnt paradox let me convert Finland to democratic?

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>>146497089
Current situation in Europe and Asia. No Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact so Germany gets all of Poland, I assume.

>just bought HOY 4 an hour and a half ago
>already requested a refund.

Get cucked Jewhan.

>>146496952
>first anime was furfag bullshit
kill me anon

>>146497583
>buying anything from paradox

You are the real one being cucked.

>>146497606
>first cartoons were also animals because animating humans properly wasnt possible

Here, have first proper animation by the guy who went out of business because Pearl Harbor fucked his cinema release

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjdnCC6n4xk

>>146497606
Still better than modern-anime.

Teach me how to meme.

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>>146495773
>germans used cuckposting as a form of propaganda

wew

>>146497872
No, it's shit anime.
one: fur
two: it's on the losing side
three: not in full technicolor

>>146497996
>tfw Hitler was literally a /pol/ack

>>146498132
All anime is shit faggot.

>>146498284
>Implying Hitler made every single propaganda piece.

>Implying such propaganda wasn't common in all sides of the war.

>>146498297
>shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oui3kAkUqE

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>>146497872
>anime
>not complete shit irregardless of the period it's from

nostalgiafags are fucking incredible, just because you watched DBZ or whatever the fuck on toonami as a kid doesn't mean that shit was any better than whatever is currently airing now

Can some one please share hoi4 1.1?

>>146494579

is there a mod for this

>>146498440
t. Hitler

>>146496729
I think it says
>POLES!
>Go to Cassino!

>>146498464
Looks weird as fuck.

>>146498484
No you fucking idiot, I hate all anime including DBZ or shit. I only said that this one was better because it doesn't seem like it has waifufaggotry.

>>146482183
>>146482463
These memes make me cringe.

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>>146497996
and funnily enough, it's always the americans doing the cucking

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>>146498742
Out. Now.

>>146498803
>not raping.

delusional amerifags, literal niggers.

>>146498742
>implying they're memes
Willy and Nicky are pretty handsome

go...now

>>146498803
Women can't resist the BRWBC

>>146498498
Just get a torrent from kat or wathever

How to play Swiss in Vicky 2.

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>>146498920
>tha BLACKS and tha YANKS are raping your wives
keeeeeek

>>146499001
click switzerland on country select

>>146488479
I find it hard to believe all those people who were at death's door sat down and took iq tests.

>>146499001
>Unpause
>Set up the speed you prefer
>Stare at the political map screen until 1936

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>>146498803
>USA/Australia
>cucking
For you

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The eternal Anglo doesn't seem so eternal anymore

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>britcucks

>>146499203
They took many mental tests for all the people present there.

>>146498819
>>146498937
Just FYI it's because you're calling them infantile names like "Nicky" and "Willy".

>>146499203
>Now Mr. Göring, please put away that cyanide capsule for a moment and answer these simple questionaires

>>146499203
They took many mental tests for all the people present there. And most of the people were calm or didn't expect death especially Goering.

>>146499410
They actually called each other Nicky and Willy in their correspondences, god, just fuck off you nigger.

>>146499203
Trials took a while and nazi officials thought they would avoid execution if they complied during trials.

>>146499410
>Just FYI
Please leave

>>146495564
>>146495819
no he wasn't

fix your fucking taste man

>>146499673
Would you suck his dick anon?

>>146498995
Nothing on KAT or any other torrent site. If you could link it I would be very appreciative

Jesus Christ reading this general makes me so fucking pissed.

Does tag switching in HoI4 fuck up the AI?


>>146499740
no i wouldn't
you don't have to a fucking faggot to tell whether a man is handsome or not

>>146499781
why

the general is fine

>>146499781
bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>146499318
>d...ed

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>>146499792
>no i wouldn't
Don't kid yourself

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>>146499753
Wasn't even aware there was a 1.1 patch, m8.

>>146499819
>the general is fine

"нeт"

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>>146464598
>>146464573
>>146464728
Ok lads, I'm going to do it.
I'll try to post it here but I never completed an entire game except at Vicky and Kaiserreich.
Also EU4 disgusts me.

>>146500014
its in beta

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>>146486268
holy fuck

>>146499937
What is considered vulgar changes over time.

Who knows, maybe it'll be okay to say nigger on national television in 10 years time.

>>146500281
only if your an african american because otherwise your a racist culture appropiating bigot

>>146486268
>pakistan in lower england
Damn, this thing predicted time

>>146493334
National socialist

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>>146493334
He's a proud national socialist.

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>>146493832
>>146493857
>>146494579
>>146501293
>>146501421
>tfw Johan has been successfully memed into being a NatSoc
He's a lolocaust denyer though

>>146501421
>>146501503
Someone should show him these

>>146501621
>Implying he isn't here with us
>Implying he isn't having a giggle at those
>Implying he didn't make at least 2 of those

>>146501621
We can't blow his cover

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Sorry, I'm gonna be that guy: Best video tutorial series for CK2? Arumba's is way too long-winded and rambly, plus it's missing a lot of DLC that did change quite a bit.

So, what's the current go-to? A friend of yours picked this game up, what do you link him as a guide / tutorial?

>>146501692
I tell him to stumble over himself, trying different shit out, cheat and just play the fucking game, because it's the proper way to learn.

>>146501962
...and that's why you have no friends, anon.

>>146501962
probably why your friends don't play grand strategy games.

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>>146497559
The Army of Indochina arrives in India and is reconstructed in the Army of India.

>>146501692
Arumba's

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>>146501621
>>146493334

>Johan is Paradox,and Paradox IS JOHAN, SIEG HEIL!!!

What did Podcat mean by this?

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Daily reminder.

Should the CSA get artillery in their stockpile when they secede like they do with small arms?

>>146502647
Yes
They seized a good bit of it when they seceded and when they took Fort Sumpter and a couple others, a long with the arsenal at Harper's Ferry

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>heir is the King of Jerusalem
>Emperor is starting to get old
>Heir will inherit the Empire soon
>things are looking good
>saved heir from getting usurped by a rebellion
>suddenly heir is dead
>he was assassinated
J U S T

>>146502853
Which meme mod is this and why do people have white flags on their portraits.

>>146502157
Get em nipper

>>146502157
i fucking hate the ridiculously low casualties in HoI battles

even if you have three trillion divisions fighting over an important city there'll still be like 0.01% deaths

>>146502965
>white flags
Those are tombs, lad

>>146502965
'White flags' are tombstones, my guy. Mod is 'Patrum Scuta' and 'A Clean Map Mod (bleak)'

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(CAN'T WAKE UP)

>>146496462
>tfw my grandfather was at Monte Cassino

>>146503243
>steelmod
you asked for it