Orders, please edition.
Previous timeline: >>146420756
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 (embed)
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed)
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h (embed)
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY (embed)
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Tori
>>146450812
>>146451470
It's ok bong, just hurry over quick. Your good boy points aren't doing too well.
Nth for cute characters!
>>146451458
Tem Flakes!
Because I had danced, the beautiful lady was enchanted
Because I had danced, the shining moon echoed
cute goat
CUTE GOAT
CUTE
Void~
>>146451561
Gorey
saviors
>>146451581
Tems swarming you!
Tems keeping you prisoner!
Tems forcing you to eat our their tem twat!
Tems bringing you to the Tem Prime who breeds you!
They didn't tame dragons for nothing!
>>146451572
>>146451661
I'm so happy that she drew my request
>>146451458
>dat filename
Me too desu.
>>146451661
I like torigorey.
>>146451458
I wish I could quit you /utg/.
>>146451661
>>146451739
>>146451717
fuck off cuck faggots with your "i want mommie and daddie back together" shit
>>146451704
Why?
>>146451790
Are you done?
>>146451790
Why you half to be mad doe?
>>146451790
>Soriel shipper detected!
>>146451839
no, but thanks for asking
>>146451717
Pumpkin a national treasure.
>>146451739
That seemed obvious.
>>146451790
>implyingI want to be part of a goat sandwich, and shotagote is out of the question.
>>146451818
Tems do as they please
>>146451602
>>146450924
who cares if it's silly, I LOVE ITI was thinking of that too. no way I'd lose my shitposting privileges by using a nametag. tumblr's the easiest bet since it has a PM system. there's also discord but I'm not sure how well that can end up if we posted our usernames
>>146451790
I'm not even a big fan of this ship, but I'm posting this for you.
>>146451458
>order's please edition
The strongest you have, and coma-inducing amounts of it.
>>146451704
>didn't train dragons for nothing
/scaly/ here, please keep going.
Can we just, as a general, agree that all ships involving Toriel are bad and that we should avoid all ToriGore and Soriel posting?
>>146451614
>tfw you will never be frisk in this
>>146451918
Hmm, I see. Still I think Tems are for just hugs, but I don't think I'll be able to change your mind so in response to your statements, I offer this image.
>>146452041
I'm okay with this.
>>146452041
This, the best Toriel ship is TorielxBeing a strong independent woman
>>146452041
>humanization
as if your post wasn't garbage enough
>>146452041
Or, alternatively, we can have Toriel shipped with both at the same time. Then, everyone can be upset and no one can be happy!
>>146451190
What about hair on a reptile made into a human?
>AU where everything is the same but Sans is a giant.
I'm not even a macrofag, but I still like this so much.Why?
>>146452151
/r/equesting Asgore/Toriel/Sans threesome
Hello.
>>146452134
It was the first mom in my folder, please contain your autism.
>ship wars
>>146452107
Oh my God that cosplay is horrendous. I'm scared.
that's a lot of goats
>>146451956
Proposing marriage, the god shall descend
The night clears away and the chimera bird will sing
>>146452316
holy keks source??
>>146452247
hello!
I like your art
>>146452268
Man, that's a pretty well drawn pic of Jar Jar Binks cosplaying as Toriel.
>>146452210
I want giant sans to jam me in his eye socket and turn on his strobe light pupil, forcing me into a seizure so I vibrate in his skull
>>146452041
Really, why should we agree to that? Ships can be cute and the only reason why there is drama with the Toriel ones is because of the dichotomy of Soriel and Torgore. Nobody complains about Mettatoriel or Tuffet or whatever. But I suppose, I personally don't have a dog in the fight, myself. Totally cool if she does her own thing or finds a nice human.
>>146452247
Hello
>>146452286
Oh, cool, aBritish Alphys.
loligote!
>>146452286
Don't blame me
>>146452415
Thank you! That is very nice.
>>146452553
are you here to draw?
>>146452294
which one? 'cause I can point more than one cosplay that is horrendous.
>>146452432
That is... a very specific fantasy?
>>146452372
What in the fuck are you talking about? Are you referencing a song or something?
>>146452553
Relatively fresh chara and frisk.
I swear
Even if this game is just furry r34 and meme trash.
I swear
Anytime i'm really upset or really frustrated and i just hear that special song it really...
It just calms me.
It makes me dream of eating cinnamon butterscotch pie, hearing goat mom read snail facts to me, playing games and exploring the limited underground.
Then i just give her a big hug with my little boy body...and tell her "i love you, mom"
Go into the cozy room she has for me, and fall asleep dreaming that we'll do it again. Every day...it truly brings me tears.
>>146452402
http://exkhale.tumblr.com/
>>146452643
Me too....me too..
>>146452643
Are you trying to bait the "man Momfags sure are a cult" response or are you serious? I honestly can't tell
Do people still read fanfiction here or is content all about the drawfags these days
>>146452529Heresy.
>>146452601
The chara and frisk on the left!
>>146451965
it is pretty great how it keeps happening randomly like that.i already know your tumblr though so i could message you there. i think i'll do that if you're ok with it.
>>146451717
Wow this is grand! Pumpkin is the best!
>>146452529
>>146452716
>>146452693
I read the everloving shit out of non-shippy, non-lewd fanfics that don't involve goats
>>146452693
I fucking love fanfiction, particularly ones involvingcomfy goat and/or flower, it's more because all the writefags kinda universally left.
Smol got
>>146452594I would if I did not feel very suicidal right now, sorry anon.
>>146452809
Gonna put my dick in that goat
>>146452870
hello acta
>>146452809
smol gote
>>146452870
Then go away and stop attention whoring
>>146452649
thanks!
>>146452693
we lost dead hours fic anon to jojo manga/episodes
>>146452870
Sorry about that.Assuming it's the thing you posted on tumblr I hope you get through that well.I also didn't know you were Russian
>>146452692
No, i truly feel this way the moment i played undertale.
That i truly loved Toriel's character. I was literally in tears the moment she showed me my lil bedroom and gave me that pie.
I've never had anybody, not even my mother do anything nice for me like that. and when that happened, i immediately fell in love. PIC unrelated.
>>146452809
Even smaller goat.
Or just a really big Frisk.
>>146452754
These were the ones I was going to point out as well.
Plus that Asriel on the back, it's well made but the eyes.... they look at my soul...
>>146452643
>>146452985
what song are you even talking about
the theme for her home?
fallen down?
heartache?
>>146453013Macro Frisk Feet when?
>>146452786
>>146452786
What a coincidence, I love writing non-shippy, non-lewd fanfiction, do you have any good prompts?
I do like goats though
>>146452716Great now I've got a boner, what kind of excuse can I make for that? I'm not gay and I'm not a furry. How do I justify it?
>>146453024
Exactly! Those two are awful, and now that you mention it, the goat disturbs me as well. I can feel it's eyes peering at my soul, seeing all of the good and bad deeds I have ever done....
what ever happened to the chara/shotagote imgur album by the artist of pic related?
>>146453058
The home song. Pretty much anything that has a nice slow, calm melody to it.
>Home
>Shop music
>Undertale
It just brings me back to the great time i had with this game. Being in toriels home was specifically my fav.
>>146453193
I don't think it was updated again but I probably have a link to it somewhere
This reminds me I'm going to shill mettacest again.
http://pastebin.com/4E4zDqhn
soul sex, lewd, underfell. you get the jist.
>>146453128
it's cause he's cute and you like his little toesies in them socks.
So do i, i just don't wanna fuck him.
>>146452763
yeah and when we do recognize each other I really do make these noises normally reserved when seeing baby animals. it's like a high pitched squeel. but there are some threads that go by and I didn't post and I think to myself: did the other drawanon who recognize me come by this thread?go on ahead! the main is the same and I made an undertale specific blog to post stuff. does this mean you'll be posting your drawings there?!
Is angstrom still alive? I can't find his tumblr
>>146453240
link 404'd
>>146453371
http://angstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com/
>>146451626
Void!
>>146452940Sorry, I know this is not a general discussion board but I am feeling very terrible and only trying to calm down, I will be gone soon, I'm sorry for bothering.
>>146452970One of my closest friends told me a few minutes ago that they do not care about me anymore.
>>146453458
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
>>146452210
>Somebody is writing a fanfic where Sans is a 60ft giant and is living the surface.
Okay.
>The main character of the fanfic is a human OC.
For fuck's sake!
>>146453524
I don't really know how I can make that better. I hope you find better friends.
>>146453124
oh no, it's 2 AM where I live and any idea I throw your way is gonna be horrible, and I don't know if you prefer to write fluff or misery
alphys doing a horrible job babysitting frisk and flowey on the surface post TP?
papyrus breaks his leg and goes stir crazy confined in his home, and he turns to spying on the other snowdin residents Rear Window style?
undyne training the dog members of the royal guard like they're puppies in obedience school?
I dunno, I'd probably be happy just to read whatever ideas you have
>>146453524
i'll be your friend.
It's okay. It will be okay in the long run. I know it's hard when a good friend does you like that.
But it's okay. It's okay. All you gotta have
>is hope.
>>146453425
Ayyy thanks
>>146453552
I wanna shove my fist through his hand holes.
>>146452151
>>146452225
Boom
>>146453794
Fucking beautiful
>>146453524
That's great news, nów fucking kill yourself.
>>146453794
This is objectively one of the worst ships I've seen.
Soriel is bad, and ToriGorey is worse.
>>146453524
My condolences, actanon. I hope you find happiness soon.
>>146452793
>Snow Halation
I should've fucking guessed
>>146453524
God i don't even know who you are and I want you to fuck off
>there's artwork of farting skunk sans
can i kill myself yet
>>146453956
Well, if that ship is a thing...
>>146452643
I totally understand you.
Asriel's mother, Toriel, has the ability to calm a person's soul and put their mind at ease.
People feel relaxed just by being near her. This may sound strange but, if I ever fall in love, I'd want it to be with someone like her.
I feel the need to protect her. I'd do anything to see her feeling better and smiling indeed.
>>146453297I don't really know how to tumblr so not sure. And i dont know if i messaged the right one.
>>146454053
Even in death, the ride never ends, anon.
>>146453664
Writing misery is what I'm all about, if you have some 'suffering of the artist' shite building up in your mind spit those stories out to me and maybe something will crack this blockage of ideas I'm having.I covered one about Undyne doing combat training a little ways back, that always a popular topic innit?
>>146454072
Oh, yes.
>>146454072
I've never opened this image before, why does sans have a beak and why is the lizard sonic the hedgehog
>>146453603I know, this person had convinced me that people are not bad and that I should be more social, and we had became really close. It was very hurtful of them to do this to me after them saying they cared for me and would always. There's nothing anyone can do right now but talking about it and having someone listen helps.
>>146453712Thank you anon.
>>146453970Thank you.
>>146453906
>>146454013I'm going now, sorry.
>>146453996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjO0eSLa75gTODOKETE SETSUNASA NO WA
I wish I could lose pounds as fast as the UK
>>146454072
>>146454152
I don't know, but in any case, have a better ship pic.
>>146454257
When will my snow halation return from the alternate universe
>>146454053
I've seen worse
>sans with wolf ears and gold in blue fangs with a blue glowing fire eye with a. Dog tail and space jump suit with a collar with the name "comet"
I'll try to find the image
I wonder if the alley whores ever serviced the King himself.
Probably not, Asgore's reward would have been disproportionate.
>>146454146That's actually pretty cute, desu
>>146454053
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDjUGhaP3U0
Grand Dad is back, lads.
>>146454353
>>146454127
I'm so sorry, all my ideas are either comical or pleasant, I don't generate angst or suffering very well, maybe someone else can help you
have you tackled the 'young version of a character gets bullied' trope? or 'x character dies and their friends/relatives hold a ceremony for them'?
>>146454117yes you did. I have many sideblogs related to undertale. you have found the main! Imma be doing the lineart for our thing
>>146454428That's because Papyrus is your real best friend.
>>146454509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrVTgfbRkENO HE FUCKING ISNT
>>146454292
Eh, a lot of that is market overreaction. It'll stabilize in a couple of days.
>>146454127
Did you do the Alphys/Undyne/Asgore one?That was good.
Angst, you say...hm.
>>146454303
Nah sans x knife is better.
>>146454580
>Nigra in the past day
>Now Grand Dad
All we need now is the catalyst.
The thing that started this whole scenario.
We must return to the spreading of frozen water
>>146454538
am I having a fever dream right now
am I conscious
>>146454292
Yeah, the way it drops no wonder it's called the pound.
>>146454627
>brexitcucks being this delusional
>>146454684
I see it, too.
Time to begin the culling.
>>146454538
>>146454653
Chara, pls
It is cannon that asriel is a bitch
>>146454794
>>146454627
>Eh, a lot of that is market overreaction. It'll stabilize in a couple of days.
>Traders are rush selling because they know what's coming
>Japan already stated they stopped trading
>EU will probably have some sort of financial "retaliation"
>>146454852
Yeah.. yeah, me too
>>146454208
No problem.
Just remember, we're all going through a hard time at least sometime in our lives.
We just need that 1 person in our lives to let us know it's okay.
It's going to be okay.
>looking fornon undertale-related vore art
>forget to blacklist that "livinlovindude" faggot from the search
>end up seeingflowey anal vore
everywhere i fucking go this cunt's comics are killing my boners
>>146454814
It is canon that all of the goats are bitches
Though, Toriel's more of a "cunt" bitch than a "spineless" bitch
>>146454965
>anal vore
Ew.
>>146454965
Oh shit, I used to talk to that guy.
>>146454801
>>146454870
>>146454732
Mind you, while I'm not British I'd probably be a Remain supporter. But I'm nearly 100% sure there's going to be a "no guys we're totally not in the EU even though we follow most of their regulations and get most of the benefits of membership" type of agreement passed.
Most of the financial repercussions are knee-jerk responses to the high amount of risk involved.
>>146455059
If you ever see him again, tell him his comics are bad and he's as bad as that "TheAllSeeingEye" autist.
>>146455070
>most of the benefits
I sincerely hope that this gets cockblocked. EU needs to send a strong signal that out means out, else they're going to fall apart.
>>146455070
Britain's always been prissy about being in the EU in the first place.
They want to feel special because "t-the sun never sets on the british empire!"
does milka stop by anymore? I miss him
>>146455207
Maybe, but the EU are a bunch of sluts who won't be able to resistUndertale
>>146454965
>Flowey anal vore
...I think I missed that, or I'm just THAT good to avoid boner-killer porn.care to share how/where did you searched? I'm curious
>>146455293
I'unno, so far the line's pointing towards "firm".
Then again, there's always backroom whispers.
Merkel better get her shit together.
>>146455314
It was on FA.
I'm not even going to post it here for (You)s because his comics are just complete shit.
Why should gays get rights when only 4% of the population is gay?
>>146455485
one sec i need to tweet @ obama to find out
>>146455485
Why should women get rights when they're only ~49% of the population?
>>146455485
Right to a bullet in the head. No offense utg but most "gays" are fucked in the head and need to be thrown off roofs like they do in the middle east.
>146455485
>146455585
epic samefag tho
>>146455585
If there head isn't fucked up then there mutants because there is no evolotionary advantage to not having sex with the opposite gender
>>146455660
>evolution
you done did it now, son
>>146455660
Are you that same idiot from a few days ago who really misunderstood evolution?
That was this general, right?
>>146455485
Why are people in such an uproar over trans rights when there are 8 times more zoophiles than transgenders?
>>146454794
> 114
Night, night
GUYS QUICK, WE NEED TO GET THIS THREAD BACK ON TOPIC
POST UNDERTALE
>>146455797
goodnight!
>>146455798
NO WE NEED TO KEEP IT ON THE SAME TOPICAND TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKED FAGS ARE!
>>146455798
yeah! fuck yeah undertale!yeah!
>>146455783
motherfucker I have like 5000 pictures of skeletons here
FUCK THE EU
>>146455907
this desu. you aint seen nothin yet.
>>146455797
>>146455838
Going to hit the sack aswell, it's way too late.
Nighty night.
doges
doges are what makes the world great
>>146455798
Settling in for the night with the gote!
>>146455739
>>146455750
I'm sorry if I used the word incorrect but please tell me...
Is there any advantage for a population to suddenly stop reproducing?
>>146454801
What was that picture originally in response to?
>>146455485
Why do we need Autism Awareness? Don't we know that they already have Autism?
>>146456043
Overpopulation, for one.
>>146455783
You're going to call me out for at least 114 pictures saved? That's like a droplet on here.
>>146456013
Yeah, got a lot of shit to do tomorrow.
>>146456045
Shit if I know. I saved that from last thread and gave it a filename.
i shipme x act
>>146456043
they'll be less fags in the future.
I don't think all gays should be killed but they shouldn't be encouraged.
>>146456129
I shipDT-Kun and Asriel.In a platonic sibling way, of course.
best girl coming thru
>>146456013
goodnight! sleep well!enjoy your time off hotshot!
>>146456043
There are a few, mostly centered around how having a group that doesn't reproduce can provide care towards those who do.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26089486
But homosexuality isn't entirely genetic, so it's hard to say.
>>146455798
>>146456028
>no goatbro to cuddle with
it
fucking
hurts
>>146456190
DT-kun is fucking dead, mate, got a blood clot in his leg after trying to save the goat for the 500th time and died of a pulmonary embolism
>>146454547
Ahhah, no need to be so apologetic mate! I appreciate the time of day and hopefully in the future you'll enjoy something I write.
>>146454647
Yeh that was me, glad you enjoyed it then. Out of the half dozen I've made here that was the single kinda-cheery one, if you've got more angst lay it on me.
>>146455798
i like omega flowey
>>146456367
no he ascended
>>146456434
anon
I'm sorry
>>146455919
WHY ARE THRY LETING IN SO MANY MUSLIMS? THERE WOMEN AND KIDS ARE GETING RAPED
Chara feet fanart/fic when?
>>146456572
he ascended and i know it
he's running TP from the higher planes now
>>146456606
pol go away
>>146456647
would you like a hug
>>146456359
It's agony desu
>>146456204
>tfw will never be a depressed weeaboo lizard that gets to fug a tsundere fish girl every night
push the stool already
>>146456645
When you write it
>>146456769
>implying I can write
>>146456826
You are literally writing right now, stop making excuses and begin that story, be a contentfag for us
>>146456690
why even live?
>>146455425
welp, couldn't find it. Instead I got a lot of horrible vore art. Including a spider vore ""series"" made in fucking Paint.but I got a few fappable material I haven't seen before, so I guess that was good.
>>146456645
Why are you here every night posting about Chara's feet
>>146456204
I predicted Asrielle and was pleasantly surprised, even though you're wrong.
>>146456874
I've done horrible things in my past i will not repeat those sins.
>>146456947log into an account with NSFW enabled, then search "flowey & vore" ordered by date
>>146456974
why aren't you?
>>146456947
I've seen all thisOC Asvoreand it just saddens me.
>>146456982
Asrielle is best t b h this general needs more of her
Any fics about Chara's experiences before falling down?
Alright guys, I'm off to sleep. Take a freshish ToriGorey
Hope you all have a good one, goodnight /utg/
I want to see Asgore break down as he witnesses the breixit vote and realizes monsters will no longer be tolerated.
>>146457232
No
Undertale already made me cry enough
newfag
where did the whole "napstablookxmettaton" come from that i've been seeing
>>146457046oh. OH! OOOOH! That explains it! I was searching it with only General enabled. I feel like trash now.
>>146457202
I agree, it's so sad.
>>146457297
There's a sex scene between them in the game. Didn't you play the game?
>>146457297
Filthy incest shippers that must be woshed.
>>146457297
they are cousins.
people like to ship things.
>>146457232
No.
Chara's story in canon undertale has made me cry enough
>>146457264
Night doogs!
>>146457362
oh, i never got the key to his house, that's why.
on a side note pic related
>>146450158
>>146457368
Mah nigga
>>146457232
I wrote one. There might be more but I have no idea
http://pastebin.com/4MQWLyE2
>>146457467
You go to bed right this instant young man.
>>146457382
>>146457453
>OH HECK NO!
i imagine papyrus says this on an hourly basis
>>146457232
Last panel just makes me think of this
>>146457609
Lol XD so random
>the you will never have your soul absorbed by a goat so you can be with them forever
why even live
>>146457712
>tfw you will never have a dead kid's soul latch onto yours and then let them use your body whenever they want
>>146457267
i want to see asgore as a man who is relatively content with his life and what's going on around him desu
>>146457267
Anti-monster political movement when???
Get up. Shitposting is no fun if I can't see you squirm.
>>146457770
the true dream
>>146457232
Why would Chara be in peasant clothing? They were alive when video cassette tapes were used for recording, you know because ofthe tapes in the true lab?
>>146457578
I'd imagine it only when in front of children otherwise he can swear just like any other adult
So /utg/ what was the last video you watched today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC7U_liqBAg
>>146458197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
booby?
>>146458197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdPDdWfu4EM
>>146458149
i was just thinking he'd do it for some quirky reason like it sounds better or something. thats why i say stuff like thatand because its rude to swear in front of others desu
>>146458197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96kI8Mp1uOU
>>146458197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsYjUXU8Fg
>>146458197
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5kF1ZogKnLI
>>146458368
I've heard an audio of pap's voice swearing "hell" or "shit" and it sounded ok.I think swearing is fine as long as it's an interjection or for emphasis
>>146458736
papyrus and sans as jay and silent bob when
papyrus singing the motherfuck song when
Howdy, /utg/!
How's everyone doing?
>>146458937
ok
>>146458937
Hello
>>146458937
Great day for pol not often something actually happens we want.
fuck the eu etc.
>>146458937
Very well, thanks. How about yourself?
>>146459146
Good on the brits, the salt being posted is great.
Soon America will be free as well.
<3 undyne
>>146458293No swim bladders, please.
>>146459248
Trump will likely win desu but i don't see him changing anything i just want to enjoy the butthurt.
>>146459248
>toriel supporting trump
Well, I knew she was worst character, but this is too much.
>>146459318
<3
>>146459330
>implying Trump isn't just a set-up to ensure that the Republicans won't win the election
>implying Hillary won't just rig the votes, even if Trump does win
>implying anyone will even care as long as the media doesn't say anything about it
>>146459494
>implying i don't know our political system is a joke
it hardly matters who spins the wheel so long as it spins to the people who really make these calls.
just nuke us already.
>>146459146
I'm really curious on the effect this will have, potentially for us, too. Anti-EU sentiments are pretty heavy in gov, despite the country likely collapsing without support.
>>146459204
Far too much work and life to be comfy, but trucking. Hoping to put out a lot of reading material for /utg/ over the weekend. Hope you're doing well, Anon!
>>146457453
>>146459631
the EU was always just a european united states anyway.
so long as they keep a miltary/econmic partnership there is really no reason for it.
Post friends!
>>146459696
I thought you went to sleep
>>146459860
>>146459706
First, I'mGerman.
Second, I'ma socialist.
>>146459631
>Far too much work and life to be comfy, but trucking.
As long as you're taking care of yourself, this is good news. Busy's good, busy pays.
>Hoping to put out a lot of reading material for /utg/ over the weekend.I should give UT fics a read. I might even take some of my favorite pics and put them together.
>>146459936
commies please leave
only political positions within the overton window are allowed here
>>146460002
>commie
baka desu senpai
as socialist you know communism is a failure
would you let your favourite rub their toungue all over you?
>>146460093
>leaving the eu
Yes, we will. We're not going to build the Fourth Reich, where master race Aryans such as myself will relive the glory of the old days. Instead, we'll throw away all the land we've gained so far.
>>146460236
my favorite does not have a tongue.
>>146460310
not even anecto tongue?
>>146460349
if he had that then i wouldn't let him rub it all over me. he doesn't know what he's doing, i don't want to abuse his innocence like that.
shotagote won toby's merch votewhich was to be expected
i hope this doesn't mean we won't see edgegote merch
>>146460236
yes absolutely
>>146460236
only if he pulls me inside
[SLAMS HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAKE UP
>>146461282
>>146461372
I'm trying to sleep over here.
>>146461416
Does it look like I care.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>146461508
...no. no it does not.
>>146461540
Then WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU FUCK
I'm going to bed before the sun comes up.
So, uh... How is everyone tonight?
>>146461919
Woke up five seconds ago from a weird dream involving aliens, rogue FBI agents, black magic and Spider-man. Other then that i'm okay I guess but my arm really itches
>>146461919
pretty good! I finally know what drawing in an art chain feels like. it's great. so great!
how are you doing, anon?
>>146461919
Finished reading this>>146453243.
What about you botanon?
>>146460236Yes
How do I celebrate this wonderful day?
>>146454965
>livinlovindude
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllly
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>146462187
Play this on speakers at max volume. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>146462008
Dreams can be weirder.
>my arm really itches
Fuckin' itch it then.
>>146462067
Pretty good is pretty alright in my book.
>an art chain
Good luck.
>>146462072
Yet to read that.
As for me, I'm contemplating eating unhealthily then passing out again and also trying to figure out how to scrounge together ~$6 before tomorrow afternoon.
>>146462304
> I'm contemplating eating unhealthily then passing out again
Anon that's not healthy
>>146462304
>Fuckin' itch it then.
Its because of allergies though and i've already drawn blood
>>146462492
>Anon that's not healthy
But it tastes and feels goodat first.
>>146462559
>i've already drawn blood
Fuckin' stop itchin' it then.
>>146462707
>but it tasted good and feels good at first
At least put glitter on it.
>>146462795
That's even worse.
>>146462949
But it would be glamorous anon.
>>146462971
But that's also bound to get me sick.
>>146463013
Beauty is pain darling.
So hey, are we still doing that whole "Undertale" thing? Because I thought that was kind of a fad.
>>146463072
I hear it's got the REAL ARCADE FEEL.
>>146463047
That was a terrible idea.
>>146463240
Don't tell me you actually did it.
>>146463441
Anon.
>>146463397
probably still better than eating ancient sugar cubesrip anon your bravery will not be forgotten
>>146463476No_
Because I'm not an idiot.
is the flowey backflip drawfag here
>>146463501Good, last thing I need is having killed another anon with poor culinary advice.
>>146463496
I'm hoping he was lying.
>>146463587
>having killed another anon with poor culinary advice.
Wait, how?
>>146463710
>>146463587
Sugercube guy come on later and said he was alright
>>146463730
Oh, that's good.
>>146463710
We made a guy eat some glitter covered rotten sugar cubes. I just assumed he died when he stopped posting.
>>146463831
are you people fucking mental
>>146463872
yes
>>146463831
I forgot about that. That was a fun night.
>>146463872
boredom is a hell of a thing
>>146463872
He mentioned how he had some 2 year old sugar cubes. I jokingly suggested he made them glamcubes by adding glue and glitter.
Turned out the half melted sludge was glitter and glue mixed with rotten sugar. The madman only found that out after eating the cubes.
>>146463872
in fairness we didn't realise they were glitter covered until after he ate them
i think there was glue at the bottom as well
>>146463909
>receiving and topping
This is so adorable.
>>146464036
Pumpkin did some good shit last night
>>146464073
Pumpkin always does good shit
DEAD :DD
papyrus is acooldude
>>146464894
>4 minutes without a post
>dead
Okay bread quest chin time.
Your favorite and 2nd least favorite are on a date but your 3rd favorite is trying to sabotage it with the help of your least favorite.
Who is who and what do you do?
>>146465084
>Napstablook and Asriel attempt to sabotage a date between Mettaton and Chara
Do nothing and watch them fail spectacularly.
Haha!
Hopes and dreams really does come true!
BREXIT!
>>146452210
Sans stuff where he's not being porny, edgy, or shipped is fine.
>>146454538
Pretty sure that's some sort of ORIGINAL SKELETON DONUT STEEL rather than an AU Sans.
>>146465238
http://honest-undertale-confessions.tumblr.com/post/146347575153/
>those salty reactions from butthurt Sansfags
>>146452210
The first meeting with Sans in the woods must be horrifying in that AU.
>>146465398
>character is already the most popular
>one person doesn't like him
>"OMG HOW DARE THEY"
Is Sans the Kylo Ren or Loki of Undertale? Is this how it was?
>>146465084
>Flowey and So Sorry go on a date
>Undyne and Jerry try to stop them
I honestly don't care. Undyne and Jerry couldn't stop Flowey even if they tried.
>>146465695
Wait, don't tell me Kylo Ren is actually really popular? Me and my friends thought he was one of the most mishandled things in the new movie. He was alright until he took off his mask and turned out to be a whiny teenager.
>>146465938
Bitches fucking eat that shit up. Star Wars turned Adam Horseface into a sex symbol overnight. Then you have retards on the other side who think that if you don't think Kylo Ren is the great Satan as opposed to an amusing loser and punching bag you're a wifebeating racist literal Nazi who approves of child rape.
>>146466018
looks like he wearing a shitty nod solider cosplay at a con.
it's the patch that makes me thing it desu
>>146465938
I liked him but only because I didn't take the film seriously. The fact that he's a whiny vader wannabe is pretty funny.
>>146466274
It was a pretty hilarious sketch.
sorry I was asleep, I'll leave now
>>146466830
>30 minutes into netflix and chill and he gives you this look
>>146466949
Get out of here with that meme shit
>>146428498
Don't know if you're still here but this isn't an actual 18 wheeler. I lazily copied it from the movie and I think it's an 8 wheeler or something. It doesn't actually have exhaust pipes on the sides like an 18 wheeler but I just added them for the hell of it.
An 18 wheeler has a longer front section. http://www.thetruckersreport.com/images/lg2.jpg
>>146466960
oh!! flowey backflip guy
>>146466958
Oh shit here come dat gote!
Pretty dead this morning huh? Well take some art I guess
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkrPj_SUkAAgKav.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltHueEUkAAT7Gy.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClsoXpQUYAEoCVw.jpg:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clti2pfUoAAH10s.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClsmhnlUYAYTeFE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClsGsTDVYAIY074.jpg:orig
https://67.media.tumblr.com/500f99fbefeb41dc1b7a2dfb6788e2c0/tumblr_o999x0Y9321s4zhu3o1_1280.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltrKV-UoAESEtB.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClMiwDbVYAAMNjx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltFKxFUoAAr2X9.jpg:orig
http://66.media.tumblr.com/56b2c39cf040b9ad25863ef4528e115c/tumblr_o93nt7LC3J1u1qpslo1_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/72586aad451c5f9892360a4b68905ee9/tumblr_o99wybrbYy1v32tqto1_1280.jpg
https://67.media.tumblr.com/6cd28fb2396229c482d08cc9359e9ca2/tumblr_o99up8ts2Z1tlczhho2_1280.png
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClrRIvcWIAEB25X.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltrAyvVEAAlCB4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltrAyvVEAAlCB4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltsQwVUoAMBHir.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://67.media.tumblr.com/fe20bbfe1a7fc9224d58533706dba9c9/tumblr_o99iduOnnt1r5hig4o1_1280.png
>fish-lizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiWZ9NDVAAEiOjx.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CltHjpSUYAAylcZ.jpg:orig
>Asriel and Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClezZPuVYAAgnl5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClpXmc2UoAAVtyy.jpg:orig
>best ship
https://67.media.tumblr.com/500f99fbefeb41dc1b7a2dfb6788e2c0/tumblr_o999x0Y9321s4zhu3o1_1280.jpg
>>146467148
Fuck I missed up the last link, well it was just kingdings anyways which I think i'm the only one on here that actually likes it still
>>146467148
>Wafu tale
what
>>146467148
How did you learn to be so hip twitter anon?
>>146467148
Thanks twitter anon.
I've thought about writing for the thread, but I worry that you people will look at the other things on my pastebin account and bully me.
>>146467329
so make a separate account genius penius
>>146467306
Its an MMO / anime. I don't know anything about the AU but I liked that picture
>>146467352
But I already have two. I can't be arsed to make another. I guess I'd just have to put up with it if I do make stories.
>>146467329
Nah, go for it.
>>146467418
Make a third genis benis
>>146467505
I can't be FUCKING ARSED.
>>146467531
I'll FUCK your ARSE
>>146467615
Don't break promises you can't keep.
>>146467702
I think you mean "don't make promises you can't keep"
>>146467702
*make promises
fuck
>>146467745
SHUT UP
>>146467053
I find it funny that that's what you decided to call me. It hasn't even been posted in like over a month. It feels like it's been ages since I did it.
>>146467803
it's because it's my favourite pic of yours
I downloaded firealpaca and
hopefully this should cover the basics of how layers work.. I was sick though so sorry if it doesn't make sense or my handwriting is hard to read
>>146463872
2 0 0 % E R E C T
>>146467329
Post a story as a guest, and if you're good enough we will suck your dick and pester you in to posting more
>drunk at 8am
Yep
>>146468027
Good idea. I hate it, but okay.
>>146468039
Post drunk nudes before sober you can stop you.
>>146468072
i don't have any real porn undyne nudes,asgore's the only one i save porn of
I have tasteful stuff like this though
>>146468176
I meant of yourself, you adorable fool.
>>146468226
oh
thanks for the compliment but not in /utg/I'm a guy with a barrel chest tho, sorry to disappoint
>>146467978
Excellent! I'm flattered you went to such trouble for me.
This definitely helps. I'll try it out on whatever I decide to do next since I don't know how to make the .png files I've saved the images as back into transparent ones. Saving it back as a transparent file didn't seem to help if it's already white and then coloring doesn't work with the layer thing anymore.
Good morning, UTG, how was the sleep?
>>146468591
>that pic
Still one of my favourites of yours. Along with this one.
>>146468765
>sleep
what sleep
>>146468765
I didn't wake up irrationally angry this morning so thats a plus
>>146468765
It was okay, dream was a bit weird though.
Asgore 'Lost My Wife Because Some Kids Got Iced' Dreemurr!
>>146468591
if you wanted to colour your old stuff you could open it up and set the layer to multiply, then you can colour underneath
>>146469091
Asgore 'I Want Him To Fuck Me' Dreemurr!
>>146469348
same desu
>>146468765
Pretty good and very long. I slept like 13 hours.
>>146468786
Gosh, thanks!
It's funny to look back at the mspaint stuff I did and see just how grainy they really are. His hands are so short too, if he'd stand up in >>146468591 his arms would probably barely reach his waist.
>>146469183
Alright cool. I'll have to get on it.
>>146468765
I got 2 hours of sleep and dreamt I was one of Homer Simpson's sperm
>>146469501
Stop eating stale pizza before bed anon.
>>146469719
Nice Asgore but why are his hands placed on empty air like that?
>>146469623
I wish, I ate an entire box of Golden Crisp in one sitting
>>146469719
Should Sans or Papyrus be a duck?
>>146470053
But I need to know for a thing! I already named my void chicken after Gaster
>>146469881
> I ate an entire box of Golden Crisp in one sitting
That's even worse. I'm surprised you didn't see Lovecraftian horrors.
>>146470023
>implying they aren't both eggs
>>146469183
Apparently black is some sort of special snowflake color that just goes through every single layer. I'm trying not to pull my hair out when for example I draw a red line on the top layer and try to color underneath it with black it just goes through both lines on the separate layers but every other color doesn't.
>>146469862
I don't understand this meme
>>146470394It's because Gaster doesn't exist anymore after falling into the CORE. So any photos have him missing.
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>146470331
it's hard for me to explain why
but yeah the thing I just said only really works well if all your lineart is black
>>146470486
I wonder how many times uncle goatfucker has posted this.
>>146470665
almost 300 times
>>146470705
What's gonna happen when he hits 300m
>>146470772
Toby updates the game and lets us save the goat
>>146470772
I get to fuck the goatin my dreams
>>146470772
He fugs the goat
>>146470827
In your dreams? That sucks.
>>146470490
I think it has something to do with opacity. Like it's such a strong color that even if it's on the bottom layer it blocks out the color on the top layer.
>>146470793
>Toby updating the game
>ever
>>146471116
yeah, that's exactly why
I didn't know how to word it though sorry I'm bad with words aaa
Spook
>>146470486
I WANT TO MARRY THE GOAT LADY
AND LEAD A LONG, HAPPY LIFE WITH HER
>>146471958
>>146470486
I want to retire to a small farm and spend the rest of my days gardening with this goatat least I have that stardew mod...
Here, have agaygoat
>>146472198
Hot.
>>146472198
Geez man that's pretty gay.Hot.
The comic is getting some progress.
>>146472198
That's pretty__gay.
would you let this goat heal you?
Lets talk aboutbeepis
>>146472993
>relying on someone as incompetent and neglictful as Toriel to heal me
fuck no
>>146472993
Probably more trustworthy than the last white mage I had.
>>146472996Benis :DD
>>146473063
It could be worse
>>146473215
Alphys didn't leave me to die multiple times so shes way more trustworthy desu
>>146472993
>>146473215
I wonder what their subclasses would be.
>>146470793
>>146470827
That day, there will no more war and all the world problems will be solved.
>>146473926
What a hero
>>146473926
Uncle is always here
>>146473337
Toriel uses fire magic, so probably black mage. Alphys would be a chemist.
>>146473926
I want to fuck the goat fucker
>>146474328
I want to be goat fucker's pet goat
>>146472565
Begone impostor.
>>146474997
I wanna be Frisk. Especially the one on the right. Lucky thing, getting her bare butt groped like that.
>>146474414
>>146474997
I don't know what's happening and am slightly concerned
>>146474997
>>146475067
>>146474328
>>146474414
I am not for sexual,I am pure
>>146475478
>pure
>>146475478
but what if the goat wants you for sexual
>>146475795
Gote is the only exception
Who here is willing to get fucked while bleating?
why are au and normal bonefags so awful
>>146475916
Yeah I'd give it a shot
Hoog time!
>>146476145
Degenerate
>>146475916
I'mdown
>>146476129
what makes you say that, anon?
>>146476179
Huggingnon-consensually
The quiet hours..
You guys like fan games?
I`ll share some of the promising ones I found.
> Undertale Yellow
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vru1B9snXoo
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-yellow/136925#
> Undertale: The Second Chance
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMhgIViuCfE
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/don-t-forget/150752
I know it says it`s canceled but don`t believe this nigger, he confirms in his comments and newsfeed that he works on it when he finds time.
Just like in the true lazy spirit of The Hack himself.
> Undertale: Underswap
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70WYkjt_cI
Site
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-underswap/126699#close
>>146476502don't you fuckin dare
>>146476359this one person I'm "friends" with keeps doing rps where Sans fucks another Sans, the difference being whatever edgy AU they pick that dayit's pretty awful, especially when it is shit like neko skeletons (???)
>>146451790
Anyone remember that one anon and weaver's reaction?
>>146476179
hug him, hug him good
>>146476550struggle snuggle
>>146476502
I'd do that with an anon.
>>146476550
Oh, hey!
>>146476587
oh, man, that sucks.but why did you include normal bonefags?
most of the ones who come here are alright.
It's dead hours and I'm bored so I decided to calculate Anon's question about Pumpkin saving Denver with (You)s.
I went back as far as the archive will let me and counted Pumpkin's initial (You)s and the amount of (You)s she gets when she post a finished request.
Average Initial (You)s: 17
Average Drawing (You)s: 3
Lets say Pumpkin is in her omega form and does every request she gets as well as ask for them every single thread.
We usually have 3 threads a day.
This brings Pumpkin's daily (You) count to 153 (You)s.
Pumpkin's Yearly (You) count is 55,845 (You)s.
Despite the impressive amount of (You)s Pumpkin could only save 8% of Denver.
It would take around 12 years for Pumpkin to save them all.But according to Wikipedia Pumpkin could save 23 different countries.
>>146476696
Sounds like you found your anon
>>146476680
it's rape and i won't allow it
>>146476696
i'm calling the cops
>>146476587
that does indeed sound terrible
get some friends that don't want to fuck bones
>>146476748
Omega Pumpkin sounds scarily adorable
>>146476748
huh, neat. thanks anon
>>146476862
Get some that want to fuck animals or children instead
>>146476745
by normal I just meant classic Sans, not directly normal peopleI'm just tired of the flood of shitty Sans x Reader fics.I also just wish I had the motivation to finish my Gerson fic, while all these people just keep pumping out the same thing over and over again in the timespan of my procrastination
>>146476532
Second Chance will come out in three years then?
>>146475795
Fixed for canon
>>146476946
there are bones in those things, they're already in unfuckable status
>be monster
>have loving monster family
>human falls into underground
>adopt them
>turns out to be an evil little shit
>gets your only son killed
>get bitter and angry and declare war on humans (because we saw how well that went last time!)
>except too much of a pussy to go up to the surface and get the souls yourself because you'll know you get destroyed
>instead leave your people to suffer underground for the next thousand years as you wait for more souls
>wife gets fed up with you being an utter beta and leaves
>get even more bitter and misconstrue her friendship with a knock knock joke man as being a relationship
>finally the 7th human arrives, finally you can take their soul and free your people, and redeem yourself to your wife
>get hit with a blunt rusty-ass knife
>die
>>146477042
you made someone real sad today anon
>>146477057
Also deceptive children are known to dress up as bones.
>>146476532
Looking forward to those.
>>146476946
do monsters even need skeletal systems, after all they are magic
>>146477378
>>146477040
>>146476532
Shiiiit, fuck...
Sorry, mixed up the link to a second chance with Don`t forget!
Here:
http://gamejolt.com/games/undertale-the-second-chance/120069Please don`t hit me
>>146477671
>hit me
As you wish, just hold still.
>>146476748
>Omega Pumpkin
Now I know what to request next time she shows up.
>>146477805
why are you so mean? ;_;
>>146477918
Hey, you asked.
I'm so happy pumpkin drew my request
I love you /utg/
It's this btw >>146464073
I really fucking hate myself so I just cover it up by being a smug asshole to people over the internet. Anybody else here feel the same?
>>146477139
good thing we have our shotgun
>>146478073
she's an angel
>>146478110
no i like myself and im a relatively nice person to others
>>146478110
I hate myself too but I act nice to people to cover it.
>>146478382
Would you hit me if I asked you to?
>>146478110
naw I'm okay with myself and I can be obnoxious here occasionally but not in a way that insults or harms anybody, sorry lad
>>146478416
No.
>>146477057
Hang out with ghost fuckers then.
>>146478416
Not him but I would
>>146478465
You must be a nice lad then.
>>146478524
im usually okay with cat bully but this is too much
>>146478524
I don't like guro, but that robot is cute.
>>146478524
Okay, fella, I'm all for bullying the cat AND gore, but...come on.
>>146478698
>>146478593
It's just a prop
>>146463909
>>146464036
Gosh, she is innocent
>>146463909
oh this was my request! i fell asleep before it was finished. if you see this, thank you pumpkin!
>>146478894
I'd watch that anime
Reminder that you cannot handle speed DJ goat
>>146479119best hero
>>146479119
reminder that the goat listens to dadrock instead
>>146479119
>tfw you will never get good at le speed wallriding dj goat
>>146479248
>calling classic rock dadrock
this place really is underage
>>146479317
Hey, I'll have you know I'm legal.
>>146479248
>pink floyd
>dadrock
I need a minute.
Ayy
>>146479409
>checking for Soriel
>find this
>>146479504
I get 'facial expression'
>>146479504
>checking for Soriel
why?
>>146479572
It's Toriel, that's half her personality. The other half is being Asgore's ex.
>>146479538
>>146479572
I just wanna know if the artist has drawn more undertale, but by the way its drawn, I'm expecting to find Soriel. Either way it's a cute mom.
>>146479649
but he just posted a picture of Toriel, unless you like Soriel or like being upset then why would you go looking for it?
>>146479695
ah, checking for more pictures is understandable
>>146479504
>>146478894
More cat bully
>>146479803I was kidding about the personality thing.
>>146479816
Here's hoping it's better than Thousand Year BORE.
>>146479949
>insulting 2nd best Paper Mario
cute dad
>>146480029I was kidding about Thousand Year Door. It was a reference to an April Fools video someone made.
>>146480060
cute son
Theres an undertale thread onTrash.
I would link it, but i would get banned.Not to mention it has Trashgote
>>146480073I know
>>146480148
cuter son
>>146480148
cute mom
>>146480194
Is linking there against the rules now?
>>146479816
>>146480194
we know, a little while back people though we should move the entire general there
>>146480194
that's nothing new, there have been a bunch of undertale threads there
>>146479409
>>146479504
well, its not wrong
>>146480361
>>146480060
>>146480148
>>146480205
cute senpai
>>146480440
I think I got it.
>>146480293
I dont know, but it is lewd.
When will goats finally be gassed?
>>146480589
Linking to lewd isn't bannable.
>>146480594
never
>>146480594
When Chara is promoted to SS Brigadefuhrer.
I'm too sleepy for textpost hours, good luck everyone
150 posts to go
>>146480535
i love this
I want to be Chara's Frisk
>>146481148i love you
>>146481187
I want to be Frisk's Chara.
I was living in a devil town
>>146481309oh goodness
>>146481316
You want to manipulate them into murdering their friends?
>>146481316
Let's meet up and be humans together.
>>146476748
Pumpkin is our lord and saviour. She can save the universe with her art.
Friendly reminder that you are not allowed to like all three goats and must pick one to love, one to hate and one to ignore.
>>146481413chu~
>>146481541!!!
>>146481496
>love
goats
>hate
(You)
>ignore
(You)
>>146481648
I don't make the rules
>>146480589
I linked to /b/ here once, I did not get banned.
>>146480421
So cute.
>mfw I used a cheat engine to beat Sans
>mfw I didn't have such a bad time
>mfw I got genocide ending
>mfw I deleted files and got true peace ending afterwards
who else here HAX3RZ
>mfw max limit of image replies so i can't post my face when
>>146481496
what if I hate all the goats equally
>>146481851
No i'm not a bitch so I actually beat Sans legit
>>146481851
>being such a fag you have to cheat to beat sans
Get a load of this wimp.
>>146481851
Don't say you used cheats or whatever because posters here will get ass fractured about it. I don't normally use cheats myself, but I feel that people can do whatever they when it comes to games.
There's no time to explain! You have to smooch the anon next to you!
>>146481907
but you had a bad time doing it and can't be smug
>>146481851
Why do the genocide run at all if your not even going to try?
>>146482001
Actually I found it fun and a time well spent so in the end you are in fact just a little bitch
>>146451458
Sheesh, we've got a ways to go before we reach 750 posts.
So what are you all doing right now?
>>146481851
Why cheat? You get the satisfaction of actually going the distance if you beat him legitimately.
>>146482049
>being this assblasted
I cheated and finished the endings that matter in half an hour. It's a pretty shitty game to be this assblasted about
>>146482150
Watching online videos I've seen before while finishing off this pizza from yesterday.
>>146482193
t.little bitch
>>146482234
>t. autist passionate about an edgy hipster 2 bit game
>>146482150
I'm playing stardew valley amt and i'm about to go buy a goat and name it Asgore
>>146482150
attempting a pacifist run through Skyrim as a skeleton and eyeballing the Steam sale even though I know I won't play anything I buy for at least a year
>>146482150
just hangin'
>>146481851
even five year olds are better at games than you
>>146482150
im making a sandwich
>>146482150
Posting on my phone whilst grinding in war thunder.
>>146482442
Unmake that sandwich.
>>146482349
>you will never be as much of a bitch as this anon
feels good
>>146482497
i already put mustard on it, i cant just put it back
>>146482150
woke up and I'm considering choppin up and cookin spam for lunch
>>146482217
>>146482365
>>146482367
>>146482383
>>146482467
Sounds fun. I'm busy playing a jojo fangame myself.
>>146482442
Make me a sandwich Will.
>>146479649I know it was a joke, but I kind of get where it comes from. I'm not anti Toriel ships, but I kinda wish that content of her was a little less dependent on other characters, especially ship characters. She's kind of relegated to emotional support a lot of the time, which is kind of funny, since in my opinion she's not the best with the negative emotions.
>>146482650
>I'm busy playing a jojo fangame myself.
7th stand user?
>>146482609
Fucking try harder.
>>146482150
Watching youtube videos.
>>146482616
I've never actually tried spam, how is it?
>>146482683Yes.
>>146482690
Anything in particular?
>>146482650
you want turkey or ham?
>>146482687
im finishing the sandwich anon
>>146482781
>yes
Have fun that game is pretty cool and has like 30 something different endings and a bunch of unique content depending on what your stand is
>>146482789
DEFINISH THE SANDWICH.
>>146482781
Spam is actually pretty decent if you just cook it.
Eating it raw is just a big no no.
>>146482841
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE
>>146482781
Watching a let's play of skyrim.
>>146482150
Trying to make up a lie about what I'm doing right now to cover the fact I am just posting on utg.
>>146482832
This sounds cool, could you give me a "back of the box" description of the game?
>>146482917
BECAUSEI wanted to feed you
>>146482963
oh, thats so sweet of you anon
I want to eat an undertale
>>146482917
You`ll get fat, anon.
>>146483061
just print out a picture of one of the characters and put it in a taco
>>146483061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWAdRtT0pNI
>there's an abundance of booby in the fandom right now
>it's on the the last possible person that needs booby
why
>>146482789
Turkey please.
>>146482832
I'm having a blast. Got the healing stand Cardigans first and it's really neat that there's dialogue for different stands. I'll probably go for a Red Garland playthrough next.
>>146482857
Does it taste like ham? I've always figured that that's what it would taste like.
>>146482939
Neat. Hope it's someone entertaining.
>>146482954
It's a sin to tell a lie anon.
>>146483101
good, im full on auschwitz survivor at the moment desu
>>146482683
>>146482954
Never mind turns out there is a literal back of the box on their tumblr
>>146482954
>This sounds cool, could you give me a "back of the box" description of the game?
Its a 16 bit gameboy style turnbased RPG fangame that retells the story of part 3 but with you as seventh stand user with a shit ton of different stand options depending on a test you take at the start that all play pretty differently and you join the main cast of part 3 but its not just a straight retelling because depending on what you do you change a lot of shit that happens including who ends up dying at the end, who joins your party and even if you end up killing Dio at all.also its really set after part 6 after the universe was reset which is why you exist at all and why you can change fatealso you can play as Josuke from part 4 for no reason other then its cool
>>146483180
I went with the dog one my first time so I could have those duel techs with Iggy
>>146483169
is it ectotits or flowertitstortoisetits?
I meant eat out an undertale
>>146483180
Yeah, they are fairly entertaining.
>>146483330
Oh gosh me too. I want to be buried in pussy.
>>146483342
What's the channel?
>>146483330Claiming Tori
>>146483380
>pussy
>>146483330
>>146483424
I claim fish girl
>>146483484
Well yeah. What other part of a girl would one eat out?
>>146483330
CHRAA please
>>146483524
Shyren? Well okay then.
I'm claiming Undyne!
>>146483553
>girl
Also you can eat out a girl's ass too
>>146483553
>girl
>not eating out Mettaton's robutt
>>146483621
Oh yeah. I guess I could try that. I'd rather the pussy, though.
>>146483656
I'd only consider eating out boy butt if he's cute and femboy.
>2011 + 5
>Trying to get over this game
>Trying to leave this general
>Find my self as a straight normal male fapping to Asriel and the other characters yet again
>Slowly delve into pokemon stuff as well
>Find myself reading a pokemon x trainer gay lemon fanfic
>Use my imagination to fantasize about both of these things
You did this to me anons.
>>146483778
Cute is subjective but Mettaton is very femboy
>>146462212
>you will never get beaten up by undyne
>>146483879
Amazing, isn't it?
>>146483879
>Not fapping to pokemon X trainer stuff beforehand
Weakling.
>>146482150
Taking a nostalgia trip and watching Danny Phantom while I eat breakfast.
>>146483879
You were always a degenerate anon
You just didn't know it yet
>>146483952
Still too tall, imposing and manish for my tastes.And I don't really like him that much.
>>146483879
Welcome home.
>>146482150
Listening to music and playing video games I finally gave into the hype and tried my first GTA game and they are as good as they say they are, IF you use cheats.
I'm also juggling between three or four JRPGS.
>>146484116
More for me
>>146484116
>imposing and manish for my tastes
At that point you might as well wank it to futa.
>>146484264
>they are as good as they say they are, IF you use cheats.
I agree except for San Andreas. I beat that one legit and it was a blast through and through.
>>146484389I do.
>>146484086
Did that show ever have an ending, or is it still going?
>>146484112
>>146484046
>>146484038
I would argue differently, I used to fap to straight human things before, now I struggle to get feelings for anything human/non furry or scalie.
On top of that I'm vocal when fapping now, I didn't know I was capable of sounding like a girl when I moan, let alone moan when fapping with imagination.
It all started when I got a boner after finding a random picture of houndoom x trainer and enjoying it.
You guys where entirely responsible for my collection of undertale stuff though. I didn't even know what e621 was.
>working with wires
>can't see what I am doing
>used laptop with /utg/ pulled up as a light
thanks utg
>>146484776
>he can't silent fap
>>146484782
we always got your back anon, remember that
>>146484782
Buy a fucking torch.
>>146484536
lol fag
>>146484782
get a flashlight app on your phone
>>146484782
Finally, we do something useful
>>146484776
>sounding like a girl when I moan
You and me both, moaning's neato. Feel free to fap to everything you like.
>>146484776
>sounding like a girl when I moan
Please vocaroo
>>146484869
Please don't bully meee
>>146469183
Well I tried. Your instructions helped a great deal and I'll use them in the future.
Ambition is good and all and as fun as this was to try out, I think I bit off a bit more than I can chew with this image. There were originally 4 light sources but then I realized that wouldn't leave much to shade at all so I lowered it to two but it's still quite a challenge for a complete amateur.
https://imgur.com/RrsE5wc
>>146482150
Starving myself while trying to shade my old drawings. I've been listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdPDdWfu4EM all day.
>>146484941
Oh no! We were wrong!
>>146484431
Well I started with san andreas and am still playing it, the only cheat I'm using is the jetpack, because it gets rid of the tediousness of travelling from one half of the map to the other, also that mission with the train is impossible because Big smokes bullets don't do anything so I had to fly up there and finish the job myself.
>>146485082
Nice work.
>>146484973
No offense but doing that would be pretty gay. Not to mention embarrassing. I would also need like , a microphone, which I don't have.
>>146485082
>Starving yourself
That's not healthy man. Please eat something.
>>146485283
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>>146484765
A rushed 'ending' I believe.
So /utg/ just who is the worst characterfag?
>>146485456(You)
We need to kill off the thread. Whatcha cookin', /utg/?
>>146485456
Me and (You)
>>146485734
cooking some Asrielwith lots of sauce
>>146485804
As much as I dislike Asriel, don't eat him.
Alright /utg/ it's roll call time.
Botfag here, alt tabbed while replaying the game.
>>146485898
dadfag reporting in
>>146485898
Dadfag that just rage quit Stardew after dying in the mines, probably going to go play some yugioh or read a comic now
>>146485898
floweyfag here
>>146485898
Botfag also here.
Why aren't you cooking anything?
>>146485734
I'm making mini-pizzas.
>>146485898
Fish, Frisk, Flowey fag here.
>>146485898
Friskfag.
Um...
I dont know how to say this but...
There's Rule 63... of Flowey...What has the internet come to...
>>146483315
Asgoretits obviously
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
the amount of gotefags in these threads angers me
>>146486005
Already made spaghetti.
>>146486085
how new?
>>146486085
>>146486092
rule 63 Asgore should be punishable by death desuunless they kept the beard
>>146485898
flowey
>>146486028
hey it's you again
>>146484941
Shit..
I hope it was yourself that deleted that comment.
If not, sorry I got away with it.
>>146485734
Microwave lasagna.Send help.
>>146485898
Botfag
>>146485898
Toriel! Or muffet
Just woke up, watching the new JoJo!
>>146485898
It me
>>146486139
3 M-Months onE621
>>146486348
Hey Doogle
>>146485898
nicepantsfag here
>>146485898
Floweyfag,
>>146485425
>Please eat something.
I've deigned to grant your wish since I'm such a nice guy.
>>146486243
I'm always here during early and late hours.
>>146486534
Thank you.
>>146485898
Papfriend here.
>>146485420
Oh okay.
>>146486125
This place has been an Asriel circlejerk for a while now.
Fuck anons
>>146486897
Yeah, I want to
>>146486897
Yeah we should all namefag
>>146486897
Buy me dinner first, then maybe.
>>146486946
Hey, me too. We should form a club.
>>146486984
I don't have money. Will these cupcakes I already have do?
>>146486982
Hey wait a minute
>>146486451
Sup
>>146486982>that name
I did that once, recently. Are you copying me?
>>146485898
Voidfag.
Important question!
Do you like moaning?
Please answer honestly.
>>146487173Oh no I've been found
>>146487209
Doing it or hearing it?
>>146487051
Depends. What flavour are they?
>>146485898
ConfusedaboutwhichcharactersIlikefag here
>>146487209
I want to like it. I don't look at enough porn with audio to decide.
>>146487260
I don't know, someone else gave them to me. One of them is vanilla or strawberry.
>>146487209I listened to Mettaton smut audios, so yeah it's neat.
>>146487340
need a link
>>146487303
How do you feel about the goats?
The skeletons?
No one actually cares about the lizard
>>146487241
Doing it.
>>146487209
I like when the other person moans
I get embarrassed about doing it on my own
>>146487413
Yes, sometimes I moan or whimper while fapping. It makes me feel cute. Doing it in front of someone else would probably be embarrassing though.
Everyone, anyone, please...vocaroo your cute moans
>>146487209
i like when the other person does it
>>146469881
Christ on a bike what the hell is that abomination
>>146487209
No, it's too distracting.
>>146487518
No I can't that's lewd
>>146487565
>not knowing based applebeans
>>146487209
i dont do it because im a dominant man who has only been with women
>>146487408
I like the goats, but I know I shouldn't so I kind of dislike them at the same time.
I like the skeletons but feel awkward whenever I see cute things about papyrus, as for Sans, I like the character, because being lazy is relatable but something still feels wrong there too.
The lizards kind of meh? I don't really know how I feel about her.
>>146487634
Could you make an exception and dominate me please
>>146487714
>I know I shouldn't so I kind of dislike them at the same time.
Why shouldn't you like the goats? All of themexpect Torielare cool
>feel awkward whenever I see cute things about papyrus
why?
>still feels wrong there
???
>>146487401It's Mettablook so I ain't linking it. I'm partially ashamed for listening to it.
make a new thread, i have a dank meme i just made that i want to post.
>>146487849
Do it. I need it.
>>146487721
nobut only because i think id lowkey be a sub if i were gay
>>146487849
Is it that one with US Napstabot?
>>146487518
anons are not for lewd, sorry
>>146488070Yes
>>146485898
Charafag.
>>146488096
The only points to them are cutes and lewds.
>>146485898
Lizardfag here
>>146487817
With papyrus, well whenever anyone expresses actual concern for me I absolutely break down up to the point where I can't speak, I actively make sure nobody cares about a piece of trash like me. I physically can't comprehend a character like Papyrus, why someone would actually care and believe in my character for no reason. So I usually avoid the character or pretend to hate him.
I know I shouldn't like the goats because it would make me a furry, and my thoughts of Asgore and Toriel as mother and father figures respectively would just make me feel heartache for how much I wish I had someone like that in my life and that, quite frankly is just sad and miserable. I'll never realistically have a good as a friend as Asriel would have been, even though he doesn't exist and if he did, would probably despise me as a person.
>>146488459
You can like a goat without wanting to fuck them you know
>>146488459
>I physically can't comprehend a character like Papyrus, why someone would actually care and believe in my character for no reason.
Oh hi flowey
Last for Flowe.
First for Chara.
>>146488559
So many people reply with that when I post anything vaguely resembling my thoughts, are they really that insane?
Last for papyrus
>>146488753
It's the whole "I can't understand why anybody would be nice to me" bit. That's almost word for word what Flowey says after the OF fight if you spare him.
>>146488907
Really? Well, that explains a lot, I can't comprehend it either, I just killed him and gave him what he deserved.
>>146489009
>I just killed him and gave him what he deserved.
Geez you really are Flowey.
>>146489253
Sexualising the Friskey
>>146490257
That's really weird, anon. Weirder than people sexualizing Flowey.
>>146491069
I wonder what their feet would be like?
I would make them suck me.
Rubbing Flowey's petals lewdly
>>146493814
Rubbing your cat's dick lewdly
Smooching anons
>>146494983
Smooching anon's body, slowly going lower and lower