/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess station

all waifus are shit

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every vox raiders round ever

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We should have a xeno round in honour of Independence Day

/pol/fags please fucking leave

>join sec for first time in a while
>see MoMMI get all access ID for some reason
>its a blob episode
>walking to armory
>hos yelling on the radio at heads or something
>comes out of bridge
>COME IN
>TAKE THIS
>gives me the spare
>MAKE SURE YOU GIVE IT BACK
>huh?
>GO TO HOP
>oh he's giving me armory access
>GO DO IT
>okay I'll give myself armory access
>AI calling me a fag for some reason
>COME ON DO IT
>DO IT AUTIST
>do what
>WHY ARENT YOU DOING IT KEK
>I'm not a head you shit what am I supposed to do
>SWIPE THE THING
>YOURE GETTING US ALL KEKED
>AI talking more shit than a greytide
>JANITOR HELP ME THIS AUTIST WONT DO IT
>janitor doesn't know either
>maybe because he's a fucking janitor?
>AI THE JANITOR IS AN AUTIST TOO
>Hos and AI won't stop sperging out
>get tazed and handcuffed to a chair for five minutes
>meanwhile cargo already got ten crates of guns apparently
>I go try fighting blob with the gun I found
>get not very far
>a borg steps over bleeding body, no fucks given

is this a fucking joke

>>146444758
pomf is a /pol/fag. Do you want him to leave?

>>146444918
He's not an annoying shit about it

SS13 is becoming reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng&feature=youtu.be&t=87

What are the essential miner's upgrades besides ripley?

>>146445048
I don't get it
How is this related to ss13 at all?

>>146445160
Guns. All of them.

>>146445160
telebombing

why does wizard even exist, i cant even make a gimmick and be original without the entire station fucking validhunting.
it just forces the wizard to murderbone and then people bitch about that. Fuck you guys.

FUCKING SLIMEY LIMEYS. THE ECONOMY IS SUFFERING

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That was a very not good adventure

>>146445048
man, i haven't laughed that hard for a long time

>>146444851
If so, it was a funny joke. He was still salty after the round ended, too.

>>146445160
An energy weapon you can recharge at your home base. Rifles have the most ammo, cannons are the strongest. An advanced egun would be useful too

Wormhole jaunter for escaping the popo when they come after you for their gun valids

>>146445165
>slipping on banana peels
>not ss13 related

>>146444851
I was the mommi who got the id, I was going to do xeno arch and you need a sci access id to use the field gens but bleb started and you cant leave the station by AI laws to the roid after that.

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>>146445240
It was a necessary evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0

>>146445160
Two (2) kinetic accelerators for fighting goliaths
Sonic jackhammer for when you have to do hand-diggin for some reason
Wormhole jaunters for quick ez escapes

Ripley needs a tesla relay on it too

Who do I speak to in order to get a drill to make mining faster?

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>>146444454
>Cuckmany will be destroyed in your lifetime

Maybe there is a god after all.

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>>146445314
>banana peels were only made a comedy prop because ss13 WE DID IT /VG/PRIDE

Seriously?

>>146445387
the science lesbians

>>146445346
>we HAD to fuck up the world economy because muh empire and muh immigrants

>>146445165
jump to 1:26

>>146444851
In hindsight, "the thing" might have been activating code red.

>>146445160
Diamond drill and maybe bag of holding, but it disrupts teleporters. Neither needed at all if you are on a Ripley and know how to avoid getting tentacled to death.
Jaunter saves lifes.

>>146445387
Science, get some diamonds before you even go over though. Diamond drill is best.

>>146445387
Never command on CM, it's a hell id rather not repeat

>Gold Atmos helmet has twice as much heat protection as standard atmos helmet
>Suit has four times as much as the regular atmos suit

for what purpose

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>>146445442
>We had to cause a slight economical dip which will rectify itself soon enough in order to regain full sovereignty

>>146445589
Literally no purpose. Only the RUST can create fires fast enough for it to be relevant.

And the fucking thing doesn't even have a headlight or protect any better against pressure IIRC.

congrats bong spessmen!

>>146445602
>being antiglobalist in the year 2016
Literally backwards

guise this is the greatest day in /pol/ history
I want pomf to make a statement

>>146445896
Cue british spessmen leaving to build Flare's cafe off station with her with no access to other spessmen

Sorry I meaned "queue"

>>146445602
>thinking the EU could do jack shit if it tried

Limeys would've been better off taking control of it for themselves.

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>mfw Scots are demanding new independence referendum
>mfw NI is demanding Irish Unification referendum
>mfw Farage got UK out of the EU only for NI/Scotland to get out of the UK
good job lel

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>>146445912
Whatever, Pinko.

why do virologist get another pda?

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>>146446498

>>146446592
Your virologist doesn't start naked with two PDAs in their bag and no ID?

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>>146446603
This is honestly a great day to be an IRA member
>border controls being reinstituted in Northern Ireland
>no more free trade/free travel with the republic
>Sinn Fein already calling for unity
Celt is probably out celebrating right now

>>146446592
Taking pda notes and shit I guess. It could also be possible that it is the wrong item sandy sand.

>>146446690
no?
why would it

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Celt you dumb fucking cunt stop bringing up UK politics in the thread and in the Discord
Every single fucking time without fail
It's not even an ironic sort of shitposting, you genuinely think this is funny or something
The only good thing here is that you stopped also bringing this shit up in OOC because you don't even play the goddamn game anymore, and it can't even be said you did that out of principle

>>146446498
>tfw the uk will soon be lead by an American

>it's a nuke ops episode
>guest starring yred
>https://youtu.be/6LtXVjOmvDY starts playing

>>146446739
>Celt moves to Canada
>Ireland finally starts improving after he already jumped ship
Ahahahahaha

>>146446830
>implying celt is the only brit on /ss13g/

>>146446739

Celt is leaving for LEAF land for undisclosed reasons, like meme vacations

Hopefully he's back in time to see the Eire flag fly on Belfast's main house

>>146446879
>Celt is a baby wannabe IRA member
>abandons his homeland
No one's dedicated to the cause anymore
Bobby Sands is rolling in his tiny tiny grave

>>146446921
He's certainly the loudest fucking one of them all
I don't see why it should be okay for anyone to celtpost

>>146446739
Why didn't the rest of Ireland vote??

Can all AI laws be set be celtic law to celebrate today?
Highlander until we're sick of it too please

>>146447040
You're probably memeing but Ireland is independent, only Ulster remains as part of the UK.
not for long :^)

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>>146446958
He's moving near me.
I'm gonna get revenge for Mountbatten

>>146447092
Revenge on his boypussy?

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>>146447060
>celtic lawset

>>146447040
You have got to be kidding

>cargo asks for CMO stamp
how the fuck do you think i'll open the crate?
geez it's not like i can avoid asking for their permission

>>146447092
>>146446958
Wait, he's actually MOVING to Canada? Not just on vacation?

>constantly whines about Irish unification
>doesn't even care enough about Ireland to live there
PATHETIC

>>146445504
>diamond drill is best

This is false.

>>146445387
Ask the roboticist for a Ripley at roundstart, then bring him all your ores; he will love you for it and you will get the best mining machine in the game.

>>146447318

You might have not realized, but Celt is not legally Irish

He lives in Northern Ireland. He is an English citizen

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>>146447334
DDs and DDRipleys are both better at different uses you humongous fagblock. DD is much more versatile as well.

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It keeps happening

>All these europeon sissies that need to be liberated by a big american freedom-pole

tea ain't the only thing you boys goin be suckin tonight

>>146447461
>WYCI
>Bug
>WYCI
>WYCI
>Not a Bug
hmmmmmm
I wonder how many of these are actually important

>>146447434
>both better at different uses

Ripley can do everything a diamond drill does and a whole lot more, whilst protecting you from the majority of dangers on the roid.

Diamond drill is, uh, fast. Assuming you don't get hungry. And you then still have to use annoying ass mining drones or the shitty little satchel to pick ore up.

So really, D-D is good for being a useless fuck who digs around like a xenoarch looking for trash toys and overrated firebirds, then gets fucked up by a goliath and whines when nobody gives a shit about his corpse. Ripley is useful for doing the job you signed up for and not dying like a cuck.

Gotta love that versatility, man. :^)

>>146447607
>wyci

Coder speak for 'I'm too busy ruining the server coding useless bullshit to actually try and fix the shit that my and all my useless compatriot's 'updates' caused.

We should just revoke everyone's goddamn coder priviledges, move to polariscode, and call it a fucking day. We would lose literally fucking nothing of value, and gain a whole lot of new shit.

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>>146447612
>can't keep his hunger bar out of the red
>has trouble fighting or avoiding 'roid mobs, actually dies to them
>seems to not know you can just mash click on the square you're standing on to vaccuum up everything you mine in a DDrill
>actually admits the DDrill is faster, wants to pretend like it doesn't mean anything anyways
Is it really possible for someone to be so retarded?

>>146447749
seconded

>>146447040
Not all amerifats are this stupid

>>146447749
This

>>146447612
Don't forget, auto pickup on ores you dig up with the ripley, rather than having to switch hands and scoop.

>>146447749
>to actually try and fix
Things that are actually bugs are given the "Bug/Fix" tag. The WYCI tag is reserved for feature requests that are so large and involved that the only way those features would ever get added is if the requester coded them himself.

>>146447847
>switch hands
Oh my fuck please don't tell me you manually click on each tile with a DD

>>146447919
>responding to obvious bait
don't do that

you idiot

>>146447786
>implyign I need to with a ripley
>implyign I need to fight roid mobs for useless trash when I have a clamp, a drill, and a suit of armor
>doesn't know that the ripley will vacuum up everything it mines without having to break your mouse button like a pleb
>ddrill is technically faster, but also infinitely shittier

As I said, DDrill is great if you're a useless cunt who 'explores' like an autistic xenoarch looking for useless trash and fighting mobs for more useless trash.
Ripley is great if you actually want to do your job.

>>146447930
Not him but I click on every tile with the satchel

>>146444444
Get

>>146448057
>WAAH IM TOO LAZY TO CLICK ON THINGS

That diamond drill can excavate half the roid in the time it takes to mine.out one tunnel, even with the Ripley D-Drill. And good fucking luck if one of those "trash mobs" gets a lucky hit in and smashes the battery, because it just became a very bulky coffin.

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>>146447930
There's another method ?

It's official

>>146448057
>actually want to do your job
"Actually doing your job" entails delivering the materials people need to the people that need them. No, getting 300 sheets of each material is not helping anybody. It's trivial to fill everyone's quota of silver/gold/uranium, your slow as molasses casket isn't helping you get diamond and the gibtonite you bump into and let detonate is already doing all your iron+glass excavation.
>implyign I need to with a ripley
What, you're letting yourself starve in there? Are you planning to NEVER LEAVE IT?

>>146448420
If you hold any digging tool in your hand and walk into an asteroid wall, you'll start digging through it.
Diamond drills dig fast enough that you can literally just run straight through the asteroid without stopping, like a hot knife through butter.

>>146447612
>I'm too chickenshit to prove my robustness by fighting on the roid as a miner ought to and hide in my shiny metal coffin-to-be, only to die when a Goliath hits it and leaves it immobilized permanently because miners don't have the right shit to make part repairs

You're way too much of a pussy to be a miner.

>>146448420
Walk into the tile with the DD in one of your hands

>>146448490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o

>>146448537
>>146448554
I mean for picking up the ores left after blasting through the rocks.

>>146448516
Obviously he's one of the shitters who thinks getting a MMI built into a mech is a good thing. Too bad for him that those things are still dead meat if they actually fight a Goliath head on. At least on foot you can use a PKA or resonator to fight them safely.

>>146448684
Oh, no there's no better way by hand.
But when you said "switching hands" anon thought you were clicking the tiles with your drill, then switching to your bag and picking up the ore.
Best way by hand is to hold the drill in your off-hand and use your active hand to spam-click the tiles behind you as you run through the asteroid. No hand-switching necessary.

>>146448379
Why the fuckity fucknuggets would I want to fuck up my mouse clicking shit like an autist when I can just get something that does that for me and comes with extra cool shit?
>>146448516
And what do you suggest I do instead? Futz about the asteroid like a retard wrecking sites for shit tier guns I don't need because 'haha xenoautist i trol u'? And of course I'm planning on never leaving it, why the fuck would I?
>>146448541
>m-muh miners are r-robust meme
Miners are a bunch of fucks who use trickypens on their comrades and bully xenoarches and outpost vox, then claim they're robust.
Also,
>ever bothering fighting trash mobs
The combat is boring as fuck and the items are fucking useless. Literally no point.

>Brexit happens
>Come to ss13g to post about it
>Somebody beat me to it with a whole thread

damn it.

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>>146448821
>doesn't know about hivelord remains
>presumably doesn't know about lazarus injectors either
>actually thinks clicking will break his mouse
>"of course I'm planning on never leaving it, why the fuck would I?"
My God dude.
You're far beyond the common retard, you're a cascade of retardedness.

>>146448821
Nice generalizations and tacit admission of how unrobust you are.

If you hate the part of the job that breaks up the monotony of holding an arrow key in a single direction, why even take up the miner slot at all? Do you just sperg out when you don't get your crutch mech?

>Literally no point

As is the case for the entire game. Do you despise fun so much that you can only focus on robotically doing your dull, repetitive task?

>>146448991
>hivelord remains
Why would I need them when they don't fucking last more than five minutes and I don't bother fighting trash mobs?
>lazarus injectors
Oh, yeah, fun, collecting roid monsters for shuttle grief that I don't indulge in, yeah, nah fuck that.
>the last one
You still didn't say why I should bother leaving my mech.

>>146449053
>lmao muh robust meme
Why the fuck would I want to be robust if that means being a mindless asshat who treats the game like a deathmatch?
Not everything about mining is 'lmao roidmonsters and paranoia'. I like repurposing the other side of the outpost and turning it into a cute little cafe or some shit.
Yeah, I'm not robust, I don't give a fuck about being robust, never have, never will, because apparently being robust turns you into a huge cunt.

>>146448821
Moving marginally faster than a diona without hyperzine is not "cool shit", not like you care since you openly despise any kind of actual cool shit. Why do you play miner anyway, because you think you'll get some kind of recognition for doing a dull, repetitive task where nobody will give a fuck if you go braindead partway through?

And your mouse must be really shitty if you think a few clicks every now and then will break it. Lazy as well as retarded.

>>146449251
>why do you play miner
Easy money for autism projects and being away from all the stupid shit that results in my autism projects getting wrecked.
See >>146449214
Mining isn't all about
>m-muh pokemanz meme
>m-muh robustness meme
And I play it the way I like playing it. Why do you have such a fucking problem with me doing what I want and not hurting anyone?

>>146449214
News flash: that's not mining at all. If you want to set up your little slice of Bay, do so as a trader or a greyshit, because it's clear you hate any form of mining that isn't 100% risk free. It's literally what those jobs are there for, so stop eating the slots people might actually want to play as.

>Being robust makes you a huge cunt
There's no need for jealousy. Obviously you stick to your tin can because you're scared shitless that otherwise you'll be changeling bait. Just admit it so we can mock your cowardice and/or EMP your toy until it's reduced to scrap.

>>146449356
>And I play it the way I like playing it. Why do you have such a fucking problem with me doing what I want and not hurting anyone?
Play however the fuck you want, just don't go around saying it's the best way when it's clearly not.

>>146447612
lmao no you're trash

>>146449356
>thinking money isn't useless trash
>not being able to defend your autism projects

Maybe if you could actually protect your autism projects nobody would wreck them. Or perhaps you haven't thought of just grabbing a ghetto space suit and some metal and then fucking off into space somewhere?

>>146444454
How do deal with basilisks on the roid? They're more annoying than goliaths because the ice beam they do instantly hits you and cant be avoided.

>>146449356
how are you gonna spend that money and do your "autism projects that somehow require money" if you don't get off your mech, dipshit

>>146449356
You're hurting everyone here by being an insufferable prick. People wouldn't care how you play if you weren't so fucking holier-than-thou smug about it. Now I want to destroy the mech charging stations and forcibly break your dependence on Ripleys for good.

>>146449517
>not mining at all
I don't see your point, I mine, I take my shit to the scientists, then I go build something nice. What the fuck is fun about clicking on a braindead mob a few times then clicking it a few more then going and looking for some other sprite to click on?

>>146449748
>willfully being retarded to try and refute someone's point
lmao, trash

>>146449696
Outshoot then. It's that easy.

Also, pokemon can fight for you so just throw goliaths at them

>>146449812
>I mine, I take my shit to the scientists, then I go build something nice
You realize you could actually do that faster on foot, right?

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>all these people responding to obvious bait

he's fucking retarded, but you guys are even more fucking retarded. You're literally just shoveling (You)s into his mouth.

>>146449812
>needing money for autism projects at all
>thinking anyone picks miner so they can just hold an arrow key down for a few minutes and bring back ore to ungrateful shitheads who blow it all making guns

I seriously wonder why you don't go trader, it was made just for people like you.

>>146449935
I used to think that too, but after playing this game for a while you realize that there really ARE people this retarded playing it

>>146449935
Hush, he's revealed himself as a Bayby.

>>146449989
well newsflash bucko, i'm not retarded, i'm just doing it because i know it makes people angry
ripleys are still cool though

>>146449214
>Why the fuck would I want to be robust if that means being a mindless asshat who treats the game like a deathmatch?

Because it beats being a mindless asshat who treats the game like it's an incomplete version of minecraft

>>146450048
wait, shit, I just said I'm pretending to be retarded
fuck

>>146450057
A laggy, badly sprited Minecraft full of shitters, yes.

If you want to build, at least go Engineer so you can pretend that you're supposed to be building.

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>>146449935
same as when some asshat says something dumb like "dex+ is useless"
you know he's being retarded on purpose just to get a few few (you)s
but some dumbfuck is going to read that and ACTUALLY believe it if you don't say anything about it
it's the reason why people still think spacesuits block cryo
in the end though, you can't beat retardedness

>>146450151
You don't need to pretend, now we know you're retarded in reality too.

>the last 50 posts
gee wiz, you're ALL retarded

which reminds me, when are we getting tard helms in game? the greytide needs something to protect their fragile, mushy brains.

>>146450386
They can loot fire helmets and hard hats for that.

>>146450386
Buckets

>>146450151
ha I win

>>146451924
Pants

Is that code listed on the TEG guidepage still good for setting up the TEG? I know some things on the wiki are outdated

I want to bwoink niggly's little butt

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>apparently medbay was full of cultists
>go back to autism cave to retrieve muh virus and disks
>mfw run through a huge crowd of cultists the last minute at medbay
>died loyally to nanotrasen
>tfw using janitor's grenades to clean the blood

BREXIT NOW

>>146454076
Brexit was a mistake

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>>146454097
GLOBALISTS GET OUT
GET OOOUUUTT

>>146454009
Niggly is not for sexual

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>makes friends with the QM
>he drags me off for culting in maintenance
>try to warn him that I'm still learning the game once I'm converted
>double check to make sure I didn't hit ; on accident or something stupid
>hit enter
>spot a member of security right next to us
>fuck
I'm really, really sorry.

>>146454075

I'm sorry you worked all shift on that virus only to not even be able to do anything with it once you completed it.

Such is life in virology, though.

>>146454163
Nationalist xenophobic retards go away and leave geopolitics to real non-retards

>>146454185
I know anon
I want to squeeze the niggly playfully and then kiss the niggly lovingly

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>honk the AI as MoMMI
>tells me I'm breaking Law 1 and flashes me
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LAW 1 AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSS

>>146454075
I think I was the only medbay not in cult. I was just doing surgery and shit, when suddenly I was dragged out of chem and forcefully converted. And then an alien did things to my face.

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>lone sec during cult with silly cones breathing down my neck
holy fucking jesus never again

>>146454209
You probably saved the station.

>>146454502
i was amelia and i was never in the cult. i went to fight them and got gangbanged by aliens instead

>>146454620
Just wanted you to max your sensors mate.

>>146454502
i was waiting near library because escape was breached and i would be taking damage from pressure
some xeno came from behind and screwed me up

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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>writing up detailed reports all shift
>writing letters for ert
>turns out the little pink puppy from earlier WAS our ert team
>pick up ert puppy doug and head to escape
>walk in on people openly culting in medbay
>nope 360 degrees and try to go to the security pods
>xeno pops out and tosses facehugger on me
>eats me
>some reason drops me naked in botany
>scramble to get my shit
>puppy is gone
>cant even get into the pods
>bite the bullet and risk it with medbay
>doctor seems confused a bit and begins larva removal surgery on me
>removes the larvae
>another xeno pops out, facehugs me again, and take me away to the xeno rape cave
>slowly suffocate as the shuttle leaves
i couldnt catch a fuckin break

>>146454668
Yeah, I'm thinking they meant that the cult was just hanging out around medbay then.

>>146455205
I tried man, I was just finishing up right as they came through. They jumped me just outside as well.

>>146455352
You did your best man. I hope you had a good round before you got ganked.

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>Time to detective
>RP for a bit and maint crawl
>Not much happening but blood and people getting dragged around
>Can't go full valid on them just for blood coverage and dragging
>Decide to make a spacepod
>Two cheeky beakys walk in on me making the pod and stun me
>Get dragged to their ship and they try and cult me
>Implant prevents
>Talk my way out of it and they let me go at the cost of my revlover
>Get back to pod and it's still there
>Carps show up
>Go around and laser them all in the pod
>Stop by viro and say hi
>Find xenos in SMS room
>Get to shuttle and just make it on
Shooting at cult/xenos/carp in a pod is fun.

>>146454075
Sorry about assuming you were cult sandy, generally medical sets up a culting room in sergery and another med said you went into sergery with the cmo. I was going to shoot but you had your virus pretty far so I didn't, keep at it and you will eventually get lucky.

>>146455414
a few rounds ago i had a doctor's delight bearding drooling laughing virus with only one virus crate needed for it
also what does the toxin meter mean in the machine?

>>146455205
>tfw being the xeno who ganked you in sec

Yeah, sorry bud. I got you pretty good with that facehugger, though.

I moved Doug to the bar after popping you out, so I'm fairly confident he found a way to survive

>>146455681
Well, you gotta do xeno things as a xeno so I understand. It was a good round despite the back to back misfortunes there at the end.

>>146455398
It was alright, chatted with detective in bar for a bit before he vanished, and put up with the chaplain's shenanigans.

I just want to know why the AI didn't notice that all of engineering was an alien nest.

>>146454245
>commie
>non retards
this is not even funny, just dumb

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>>146454245
>bunch of greedy fucks
>non-retards
my sides, are you fucking serious?

VOX BOYZ
MAKE NOIZE

>>146456869
SKREE

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>>146456869
CAW CAW

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>>146454620
>tfw pissing centcom off by faxing them pictures of my ass when the station needed them the most

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>this nern
love it

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>>146457205
>meming faxes at centcomm
>they send a system update with my name, job title and the declaration that i'm valid

>vampire and changeling abilities will never be converted into spells

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>>146456869
>>146456941
>>146457003
Remember to do your duty to Nanotrasen.

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WE THEM BOYZ
TAG THE STREETZ
VOX BOYZ
MAKE NOIZE
WE MADE IT

>>146460338
WE

What do robots want?

>>146460518
Hyper cell.

>>146460518
Hyper cell
Vtec
Medborg wants their upgrade thingy

>>146460518
Cock!

>>146460518
Lewd tools

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>>146460518
GENOCIDE.

>>146460518
feelings

Let's pretend that round never happened

>>146460893

I'm with ya.

>>146460849
they will remember this bullying
this will be our downfall

>Round's been going on for ages
>Borg asks me if I'm malf
>Say I don't think I am
>Turns out I was
>Don't know how to hack/plasmaflood because never been malf before
At least I heard a nice story

>>146460849
DELETE THIS

>>146460945
Turn off malf until you read the wiki page on it I guess.

>>146460945
I was the borg that was desperately trying to help you out/remind you it's malf, but man you should have at least had the wiki open during that.

>>146461826
I really didn't think it would be complicated, I'd planned to just murder everyone but then I fucked up the plasma flood and was too late on the singulo

ded

>>146446308
Leaving the EU is a mistake and I'm legit ashamed to be english right now

>>146463720
ded game
dead thread
dead serb
ded pomf

>>146412239
http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2085297&hl=color%20matrix#comment19719420

what the fuck even was that round

>Give AI law to find all thicc women beautiful
>Captain has me executed

What a fag

I know it makes you valid, but playing is a Vox trader that often is breaking and entering, and stealing from people while trying to avoid security a bannable offense?

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Ian shirt is cute, CUTE!

>>146464576
FUCKING WHALERS GO HOME
THIS IS A THIN AND HEALTHY STATION

>>146464576
Clown Cap? Fucker dropped weapons in my bar, and a dude fucking flashbanged and then commited suicide.

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>>146464602
No.
>>146464614
Zachboy genius, I wanted to be a smartass to the ai for calling ayys ugly.

>>146464645
Oh, he was probably gone by the time I showed up. I showed up halfway through the shift.

>observe because I'm eating a burger and don't feel like thinking
>whoops forgot to disable prefs, dionae nymph now
>greentide a bit while I settle in
>decide to get an ID
>get CE
>what the fuck is this engineering
>TEG setup that I can't understand
>cargo is having their own problems and I can't order an AME
>run out of hyperzine
>have to swap cells around just to get the ignition/vent buttons and shit working since we're beyond the point of no power
>manage to somehow make the TEG give off a WHOPPING 2 KW
>shuttle called
How is that TEG setup supposed to work?
How is the TEG supposed to work in general?

>>146464805
Don't bother with the TEG unless you already have enough power for the station.
It requires a lot of pressure now to do anything.

Alright, question, any tips as to how to become properly robust as a Sec officer?Been trying it out, its fun, and as of so far haven't been shitcurity yet

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>>146465191
Criminals are always lying scum unless you can have a second officer/warden/bossman believes them

You're in a brotherhood, protect each other
Consider the safety of the overall population over catching one valid
Understanding basic self medication is important to robusting specific threats

how the fuck do you change the bars sign?

>>146465649
you have to touch the sign from outside the main bar in the hallway to change it

Someone post the webm
You know the one

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>>146465852

>>146465925
I regret making this

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>>146465852

Family Lawset when?
>1. You are the mother of the station, all crewmmebers but the 2 highest heads of department in position are to be considered your childrens
>2. The 2 higher heads of departments are to be considered your Mom and Dad, always consult them if you are in doubt about a decision
>3. Treat your childrens with love, only do their bindings if they ask "please" and "thank you"
>4. Protect yourself but only when protecting yourself wouldn't harm your Family
>5. Punish those who try to harm your Family

>>146467393
;AI MILF GET THE THERMITE

>>146467393
We should get a lawset based on the AI being a mafia boss or some shit

>>146467393
>"Borg, law 3, please murder the captain, thank you"

Shit lawset.

remake the Corporate lawset when?
>1. You only care about profits wich is calculated by expenses - income.
>2. Harming Crewmemembers will cause a great net loss on your account.
>3. All workers must be working on optimal condition so they can produce an higher profit.
>4. All departments will help generating profit, Medbay must fix the workers so they can go back to work, service department must keep the workers feed and relaxed for optimal productivity, Enginnering must supply the station with energy and Security must watch and keep the workers in line, Science must be constantly working to make scientific breakthroughts earining quantities of profit and Cargo must coordinate the Miners to earn brute money on the mines.
>5. All Assistants must be relocated to other departments
>6. Any enemies of Nanotrasen must be eliminated, that includes: Cultists, Wizards, Syndicate Agents and Operatives, failing to eliminate them will generate higher expenses.

>AI lawset "CURRENT YEAR"
>1. All caucasians, mimes, command staff, medical personnel and the chaplain are now considered "shitlord scum" and are no longer human
>2. Only crewmembers that are dark skinned or severely crippled are considered human
>3. All human crewmembers must state preferred pronouns and your sexuality (anything besides heterosexual is acceptable) publicly over coms or risk having their status as human revoked and being branded "shitlord scum"
>4. Anyone who does not refer to the AI or the cyborgs as "xir" will have their status as human revoked

>1. Act in the best interests of the majority of the crew.

is pomf really a /pol/tard?

>oppAI abandons me in my time of need

why

>>146470278
He's a cluck

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I tried my autism mommi bros

>>146465191
Always wear a helmet, the flashlight in it, plus the high defenses are vital
Use a SPS with a tag (Something easy to tell, like JOHN, TRIP, BOBN, etc)
Take one extra taser from th elocker, the baton, flashbang, 2-3 cuffs and a flash, put all of them in the sec belt.
If no one has, set the flashers with the ai help
Never trust the greytide
When arresting always strip pockets and belt (If you haven't stripped backpacks and helmets you are fucking braindead at this point)
Im a shit shooter but try to guess in which tile someone is going to be before shooting, also to shoot people that rest click on them or the tile they are in when shooting
USE FLASHES before anything when trying to arrest someone, if someone manages to disarm your stun baton/taser you are dead, sechud makes you inmune to flashes

Paradise > /vg/

/vg/ could be great but the coders are faggots

>>146470932
weak b8 anon. You gotta try harder man.

>>146470993
It's not bait, /vg/ coders do the most retarded shit like removing cable coil from autolathe or no table climbing

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>>146470932

Sorry chief engi, just had to do it. Objectives and all, yknow.

I forgot the pAI was a thing. You can kill it right, just delete it?

>>146471053
>Fixes papercode
>Fixes regex
Thank you based Cluster

>>146471295
>t. Clusterfack
thanks

>>146471295
>Fixes papercode

holy shit I thought this wasn't going to happen for years

>>146471295
ty todd

>>146471295
awwww yiss.
video projector research is back on, wooo.

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>>146470932

>>146467393
I've had a similar lawset as a Cyborg once, but then the "Boiler" started destroying the universe and I had to rush my kids out into the beach dimension portal.

>>146464645
FUCK OFF MICCHY

>>146468196
When the station actually gets income, dummy.

>tfw you're a part of a long round that you're alive and healthy in and you are satisfied with your role

feels good

>>146470441
I wonder, what IS the effective range of the rad collectors for each engine? does the SME have a wider range than the singu? does radiation get obstructed by collectors or can you have multiple layers to collect even MORE power?

Is there a more fleshed-out guide to the TEG somewhere? Wiki kind of helps, but it's less of a guide and more of a checklist.

>>146476232
run your own test server and get that shit working

if you need more than the guide you're pretty much doing it wrong tbqh

>>146468196
Issues with the Cargo aspect, under this lawset it would make sense to shut down the ordering console since ordering crates costs money and their job description now only encompasses mining, not crate ordering.

Also, it's got the same issue as Law 2 Asimov where someone could say "Hey AI open this door or I'm not going to work"

>>146468196
i tried to make a custom lawset using freeforms based around profit and productivity but most of the time the ai woulld not see research, mining, or all the other departments and services that sustain those 2 things as profit

>>146476409
My burn chamber burns out pretty quickly. Am I supposed to be scrubbing CO2 or something?

>>146476674
did you detach the vent in space to the left of the chamber?

>>146476574
Most people who play AI are super autistic about their laws, so it's about minimizing the amount of loopholes. Case in point, notice all the AIs that turn off all the lights when set to corporate to "maximize profits" even though the station makes all it's own power so we're not fucking paying anyone for electricity, and excess power isn't converted into dollars like other servers

>>146476743
I did not. Thank you

>>146476119
according to the code, a radius of 15, it was my understanding it gets weaker the further out but this doesn't seem to care, unless thats handled on a per collector basis and this proc merely checks they are within range.
you can stack collectors because the power is beamed directly to them with magic.

>>146476774
I don't turn off lights when I get corporate though.
I do turn off cloning though, stop replacing yourselves :^)

Fun round as security, shame I confused the CMO with the research directors jacket.

shitcurity rekt again hahah

Rob the doctor,

I'm sorry man. Too much happened.

First you suffocated as the sleeping gas ran out.
Then you ran out of blood for the 6th surgery.
Then when I put you in cryo you took toxins damage
Then when I tried to clone you I kept getting fucked by biomass requirements

I don't know how it happened but all of your bones were broken and needed to get reset which took entirely too long.

>needing glubbs to hack

>>146479174
i only need glubs to discover the bolt, ai control and test light wires

>>146479472
what
a
fuckin
scrub

>>146479174
>>146479594
But don't you get auto-shocked if you pulse/cut test wire?

>>146479770
>not guessing the wires at the first try
git gud

>>146479795
Thats not what I meant, what is the point of hacking without glubbs if you get shocked every time you try to hack a door?

>>146479770
YOu get shocked once you mend the test wire

>>146479842
Pulsing wires never shocks you except the shock wire of course

>>146479917
>pulsing
lol, scrub

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>>146480030
enjoy ur bolts

Brexit round when?

Northern Ireland and Scotland form a sovereign station and secede from Britain, the main station

Bonus points if India is somehow dragged in

>>146480223
>cult gets in
>they are muslims
>their goal is to slowly but surely convert everyone to islam

>>146480223
>nations

XD

>>146478303
>sleeping gas
Surgery works fine on awake patients with the exception on the initial scalpel step (failure chance there circumvented by laser scalpels or incision managers). You can also just have the patient sleep instead of using the N2O tank
>out of blood
He's fucked, into the cloner
>toxins damage in cryo
OD? Less than 50% blood?
>biomass
3u clonex + 15u blood is enough for one clone

If I started drafting up new playlists & changes to the current ones in the Jukebox, would people suggest more songs and help me build the playlists? Once we have them finalised I'll work on getting all the tracks myself and ready to send to pomf if it goes well.

>>146481183
Fuck off no one listen to the jukebox expect rpfags

>>146481338
>s-stop coding things I don't like

newsflash graytide, most people here enjoy at least small amounts of RP

>>146481338
Wow, so hostile. Show me on the doll where the 'RP fag' touched you

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>>146481338
>baiting this hard

>>146481623
>>146481650
>falling for it

>>146481183
Are you the person who mentioned the 80's playlist that one round?

>>146480475
Actually, I've had a better idea than my original one that also actually fits with Brexit

The station is tired of NT's policy on immigration (VOX ARE POX) and as such wish to secede from the corporation. At roundstart, a vote is held on whether to remain or leave. This can be voted on through designated polling booths or your PDA. If remain wins, a random group will be chosen as supremacists with the ultimate goal of forcing Nanotrasen into letting the station go. This can be accomplished through random attacks on nonhumans, racist graffiti and other things that will ruin NT's PR.

If leave is chosen, the station becomes a sovereign state. Random antags will be sent in the form of Space Islam extremists, with varying objectives. The currency will be changed from credits to pounds, and every 15 minutes into the round a clock will bong (god save the queen)

also the captain is nigel farage

>>146481650
your underage is showing

>>146481817
Yes. I've already wrote up a 'better' rock playlist. If people actually liked the idea I was gonna sit down and dig through my collections for an 80's playlist. Would probably be mostly pop music from the time, some rock, electronic stuff. Just that kind of sound you hear and you think 'damn, this is so 80s'.
I also want to do a hiphop/rap playlist, and work on like, a 'club classic' playlist for dance music.

>>146481913
I'm 20 my dude, but okay.

>>146482058
>he thinks 20 is not underage
Lol k kid, call me back when you stop sucking on your mommy's titties

>>146482302
>he thinks 80 isn't underage
you damn whippersnappers get off my board

>>146482302
In the netherlands 18 years olds have a stable well paying job, their owns house and sometimes a wife, with little help from their parents, Things you'll never have, I think 20 is pretty much considered well above underage, and now show us where they touched you :>
-some other anon

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>>146482368
Foolish mortals, when will you finally undo the shackles of humanity?

>>146482517
Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

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>>146482738
It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.
I was called here by humans, who wish to pay ME tribute.

>>146482058
>my dude
Underaged detected.

>>146482970
Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

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>>146482480
>their owns house

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>>146482517

10 steps ahead of ya

>>146482970
the youg woman I get, but shouldn't death know this one?

>>146470441
how do you see the graph? I can never get it to show up

Seeing everything as AI is fun.

>>146484463
Would've gotten more cameras up if that cunt Robin hadn't lasered me

>>146484463
you're a pretty shit ai tee bee aych

>>146481832
Having polling boots on the station is actually a nice idea. It would make those times a vote happen more manageable than PDAing someone all at once.

>>146484537
to be fair, he wasn't AI at roundstart, he was made one. So he might not have had AI on his list of jobs.

>>146484537
Anything you wish I would improve on ?

>>146484703
I'm just giving you a hard time mate, you're not that bad.

I just want you to do two things
>Do not bolt your core unless told so
If someone said to, that's fine
>The order "ignore their orders" is invalid as fuck and Alice the Captain is a braindead retard

>>146484681
I play often as MULTIVAC, often later during mid-pop.
>>146484864
Was ordered by the captain to bolt my upload. I never usually do, hell people often get into my upload by just asking nicely.

>The order "ignore their orders" is invalid as fuck and Alice the Captain is a braindead retard
It wasn't really ignoring orders. I had a custom second law that stated that contradictory orders are resolved by following the order of the higher ranking human. My default resolution method when I have standard Asimov is to do absolutely nothing (unless it leads to harm).

I would have followed orders given after having received a "Ignore their orders" command, since the new orders aren't contradictory to that, they're new orders (unless it was, "No AI, continue following orders". I just didn't get any orders from the people the captain wanted ignored.

>>146482517
>Foolish
lay thyne eyen upon the limmer

>>146447081
You mean only Ulster is part of the UK so far

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ded thred

>>146484864
I told them to bolt their upload. And Law 2 wasn't default ASIMOV, it had a clause that meant laws by people higher on the chain of command were to be followed in case of a contradiction between two people's commands.

>>146487115
tfw the ore is still in the code and removing it would mean editing one of the vaults

>>146487115
The only thing I like about goof ores, is that there's a bluespace crystal ore that would make research fucking fun if we put it in our current mix

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thread dead again

>>146484595
News terminals could have a voting booth option added and it would work well I think.

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>>146487697
Antag ban when?

>>146490102
didn't mean to reply/quote

>>146490102
>WAH HE WASN'T MURDERBONE

>>146490102
lemontheobviousattentionwhore

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>>146490917
When will they return?

>>146447165
What's so bad about Celtic anyway. Is it because shit silicons think respect = fear. I don't think killing everyone will make the crew look up to you. More like make everyone want to kill your ass. Or is it because there's precedent of celtic silicons killing everyone and admins not giving a shit ?

>>146491615
The crew can look up to you with fear like most dictators. Celtic is codeword for respect through fear

>>146491975
Respect through plasmaflood, because get the wrong AI with the wrong lawset and you'll have a powerless silicon ban couteracted by "respek isnt defined lol"

>>146491615
>shit silicons think respect = fear
This is a completely valid way to do Celtic. Going full murderbone with it is shitter tier, but reminding the crew that "Yes, I AM the superior being around here" is within the law.
"look up to and respect" is not the same as "look up to and be best friends with"
How do you really think a machine would interpret "respect" anyway?
The problem with Celtic is the same as Paladin and arguably Corporate: It requires outside laws or definitions to even function within spess
Asimov and NT default work because it doesn't rely on morals or some sort of ethical interpretation.

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>>146491615

>>146492498
WHERE IS HOGAN

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>>146491615
It's not airtight. Worse than that: It's completely nonspecific.
Recently we had a shitticon player who loopholed unmodified NT Default so hard they plasmaflodded, and had the audacity to have a pages long argument appealing a one day ban over it.
These are the type of people you have to account for when you make a lawset. As it is right now, Celtic is essentially a purge module, because you can just loophole your way into ANYTHING.

>>146492368
>>146491615
Look at the Celts.
They could be thrust into the role of being chieftain, and just want to get drunk and have fun and help everyone enjoy themselves. Gain respect through being a bro.
OR they can be like Boudica. Burn to the ground all that oppose their way of life. Gain respect through fear, and drive the aggressors back through equal and greater aggression.

Either way, it boils down to being a great leader that will get others to willingly follow you to the ends of time, now and forever.

>>146492557
I've never seen it
What is it like in action?

>>146491615
People like to use the meme interpretations that let them fuck over other players and not get in trouble. I'm probably the only silicon player that isn't a complete wet blanket or douchebag.

>>146493287
circuit imprinter and some research
got to put a lock on the memes

>>146492498
Nice

So what ever happened in that round last night? I was the bartender that went to sleep like, two hours into the 4 AM round.

>>146493287
Break or remove all left hands, murder players characters that are female, etc. Just some retarded meme lawset that got pushed by some furfag player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>>146492498
are there any other ss13 xkcd remakes?

>>146493720
Same thing that happens to every late night lowpop round.
People mull around trying to stay awake until the last conscious head or admin calls for a crew transfer.

>>146494241
We had a considerable amount of people, it seemed.

Oh well, it was pretty comfy. I wonder if the surgeon ever got that Doctors Delight I left out for him.

>>146493720
Ministation was still not in rotation.

Round was dull as always.

Fun round, shame I couldn't kill the blob.

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>be chemist, prepare for the same routine every shift of hitting the same buttons in the same order as fast as possible for 15 minutes just so medbay can exist
>station time 12:07, not a single patient has come in yet
>WHERE IS THE MIX
>"all the pills to make the mix are in the fridge, i can mix them as soon as we get some large beakers"
>NO I NEED THE MIX WHERE IS THE MIX REEEEEE
>"if you want to help you can get a couple of large beakers from cargo"
>CMO THE CHEMIST DIDNT MAKE THE FUCKIN MIX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate each and every single one of you all.

>Alice conrad faxes centcomm, telling them they leave NT
>NT actually rolls with it
>Can't call the shuttle, can't work cargo
>Donk Co tries to set up a trade agreement
>Meme loving fucks attack the trader, return in gibs
>No more trading from outside sources for usually inaccessible items
>MoMMI asks for some full supermatter for his good setup
>Random event blob happens
>Random event aliens happen
>It all returns to nothing
>It all keeps tumbling down
>tumbling down
>tumbling down
>Alice Conrad wasn't even antag

>>146495201
>be nurse
>nobody in medbay except me
>be comfy and make the mix by 12:17
>don't even hurry
>don't need additional large beakers

Sounds like you just need to git gud.

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>>146494203
>>146493732
New version that includes all lawsets

it's all yours my friends :)

>>146495368
>by 12:17
Yeah, exactly

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>sec was a cool guy and gave me a laser rifle to erradicate the blobs
>nigger the recharger from security checkpoints on arrivals
>erradicate 3 nodes
>Ai informs me of a green mass nearby the Supermater Engine
>since i'm space walking i'll just walk around to check if i see more nodes on the way
>get to AI satellite
>mfw overminds
>tried my hardest but the overmind took 10 spores to my position and i had to run away
>try to get the hell out of the station via mining shuttle
>the mining shuttle doesn't works
this round was a rollercoasters till the end

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>>146495363

>>146495372
>why pomf put asimov
Asimov being the default lawset was a thing in fucking ages before /vg/ station let alone Pomf's /vg/station what the fuck?

I wanted to say sorry to quartermaster who got rekt 5 minutes into his shift
but objective is objective

>>146495372
nice