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naka bp

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*punches u*

nothin personnel...kid...

New thread, post current drama.

xth for Vjera

>>146387605
So ugly a Fantasia wouldn't fix it.

Post grown man drama
Who is cucking who
Who is thirsty

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Fix the thread next time or I'm calling the cops.

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Let's see if the Sargantas Problem and Setushko break the daily record of defecations today.

54 posts by Colgate in the last thread.

None of it constructive or engaging conversation.

Majority consists of "~<3"

>>146387732
Kirito Tia has been cucking Kirito Tia with Kirito Tia
Kirito Tia is thirsty for Kirito Tia

naka bp

naka bp

>>146387347 #
Maybe that's because I'm not that...?
You have some anger issues...

>>146387776
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naka bp

>>146387772
And like every single other avatarfag, /xivg/ encouraged them.

Nth for A'hl I want your Elezen to protect my Midlander self.....

guys im going to post naka bp

naka bp

guys i posted naka bp

naka bp

>>146387932
me 2

naka bp

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>>146387605
*Robs u from behind*

Never saw it cumming.

What should I pick as my specialist crafts? Where can I find out all they make? I wanna make stuff for people.

>>146387757
He's LITERALLY posting the same 15 or so pictures EVERY SINGLE THREAD, just filter the filenames. Always that one picture on a chocobo, one in tam tara, few in the howling eye, and so on.

>>146387932
naka boypussy

Reminder that that smug cat bitch Y'shtola is blind and is killing herself.

>>146388000
>tfw this cute bandit cat will never rob me

why

even

live

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xth for aphroditic giants

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is it time for the daily dose of the truth again?

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>>146387876
yes i am angry at the heresy i see every day. there is still time to repent for your sins if you really want to be saved.

>>146387389
i'm quite happy as i am now

>>146387892
do you like Azeyma?

So we're off to a good start I suppose

>the chain quoting is worse because you can actually filter whoever they are quoting

>ultrash turning on their precious boy pussy
That's right, you fools. I own you.

>>146388170
And report for off topic.

>>146388182
So i can talk to neko?

>>146388215
Your last name is literally heresy itself.

>>146388215
Wanna rub horns

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Well now I just look ridiculous.

>>146388182
neko doesnt even say anything in this

>>146388170
do everyone a favor and either get a tripcode or post the same images every single thread as you do, as i've started filtering your filenames

i honestly dont want to see you, furfag

>>146388379
Yeah armor and dresses don't go together especially on a man.

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Hey XIVG take this xivg community poll. Thanks.

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>>146388273
betrayal.............!!!!

>>146388428
What general he crawled out from? terag? He sounds obnoxious as fuck.

>>146388379
Lord Skirtinshire
Duke of Trapvania

>>146388176
I've seen better looking women at drag shows in South Carolina.

>>146388000
PLEASE rob me and then step on me and mock me for being so easily tricked!

>>146388509
10/10 poll.

>>146388362
That's the joke.jpg

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>>146387703

>>146387772
I remove the trip for proper conversation....
Silly
+1
>>146388215
Purge slutcats.
I'll be here after~

>>146388509
>forgot the link
fug
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564418

>>146388650
What does this have to do with the game?

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>>146388580
Why were you at a drag show.

>>146387772
I enjoyed my conversation about Moogle and having no friends.

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>>146388561
This walked by soon after, I don't feel so bad.

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>>146388602
Dirty masochists~ Do you have no shame?

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-w-
really nyagga?
shut up meowron

>>146388650
>all those anons lying
c'mon guys you are better than this

>>146388734
Because gay clubs are great places to sell cocaine. Now go back to the swamp.

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I don't have the strength to level a 5th combat job to 60. Forgive me, mother. I just wanted to DPS.

>>146388769
Nope! It would be the most blissful robbery ever~

I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

>>146388769
Tie me up and berate me. I've been a bad crafter. What was I thinking traveling the Shroud without a guard! Please call me names!

>>146388768
That's the concubine of the Duke of Trapvania

>>146388614
Can you sit on my face?

>>146388958
This is like skeletan all over again.

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>>146388672
SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

>>146388614
Fine, less ugly. Cute, even but not in to moonies.

>>146388796
post butt

>>146388768
this midlander made my dick hard like a diamond, who is he

>>146388963
Wew not that one

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Hi!
Just checking in while waiting for the train ;~)

How are things? Is patch 3.3 fun? Get that a8s clear?

WoW is great! You should come check it out in preparation for Legion!

>>146388962
A rich merchant like you traveling all alone is just asking for a nice beating by a bandit cat~

>>146388892
So dirty, can I put my bare feet on your face?

>>146389038
It really is. Almost as if it's the same fucking person. Hopefully he'll meet the same fate and have his posts auto deleted sooner or later.

>>146389132
but i killed mythic archimonde 9 months ago why would i come back when nothing new has been added?

>makes female character
>calls it a boy

>>146389132
3.3 is fun. Not playing WoW ever again but I'll spoil myself for Legion's story when it's online somewhere.

>>146388803
Notice that the "have had sex" category does not specify that the sex had to occur with someone of the opposite sex. Now consider all the card-carrying faggots in this thread. Nobody's lying.

>>146389132
I'm a console kiddie though

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>>146389008
Degenerate

>>146389123
Why not?
I saved her image from this thread.

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>>146389347
can we hug or fug

>>146389132
Krabs I resubbed and found out from Cass and Skur that you quit. Come back around when the next raid tier comes out.

>>146388958
get a tripcode please, there's nothing wrong with having a trip, you'll help the thread

>>146389354
The eyes, and it's skin and it's face

>>146389347
Is that a yes?

So we'll "have lesson" every single thread now because some sargantas retard is having a bigger case of autism than shana?

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>>146389226
Spider mount in legion!

Costs 2 million gold!

Working on getting my 10th max level geared enough to solo cata raids for gold!

20 hours per week of work! It's fun! Fun! FUN!

Also i got my mythic hellfire assault kill in a pug this week! Thats right im an official mystic raider :'~)

>>146389390
Ix that's literally gonna be around when legion comes out. Plus im getting a fucking 40 hr/week internship. Idk im considering it if this is really you ix, i enjoyed having someone who understood the hidden ebin beneath my surface when we raided with those normals

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>>146389404
Remember Colgate, guys tried to berate him on trip posts. It probably was you

>>146389135
>can I put my bare feet on your face?
It's not like I would be able to stop you, I'm the robbed and you're the robber after all~

oh god yes please do

QUICK
POST YOUR IDEAL RAID COMP
WAR/DRK
SCH/AST
DRG/NIN/MCH/SMN

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>>146389538
>lesson
we haven't had a real lesson for weeks now, chemo either died or got put into a mental asylum

>>146389659
People who are fun and good at video games.

>>146389538
>too retarded to filter
Here.
>/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){10}/

>>146389659
>>146389743
This, yeah.
No matching classes though

>>146389389
You know I wouldn't let you finish right, I'll just edge you and leave you all tied up for someone else to find.

>>146389634
You're so gross like the other Anon

>>146389447
You have shit taste then friendo.

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>>146389731
paks is chemo

>>146389770
>10

so that's why i made a long wided question-post yesterday and got no replies

thanks sargantas fursona

#catboysruineverything

>>146389659
pld/drk
whm/ast
drg/mnk/brd/blm

nym faggots aren't allowed in my raids

alternatively what >>146389743 said but nym faggots are required to go through twice the amount of trialing compared to other players

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>>146389910

>>146389598
It is me. Glad you are gonna be working, it's good to have a schedule and to get out of the house sometimes. I may move to a different server I'm not sure yet, message me on steam whenever. You take it easy out there buddy.

>>146389863
I like my cats tanned with firey red hair with gold or green eyes, sue me

>>146389991
I feel bad for both of these people.

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>>146389905
why not just filter their image dimensions?

>>146389795
Proof that moonies are sluts right here

>>146389910
#archeagecatsarebetter

>>146389905
>fauxchemo has been here longer than sarghyur
>blame saghyur
Can't tell if new or crying shitposter.

>dom bandit cat hour

I'm in

>>146390084
Holy shit, I just realized he's using laptop tier resolution. Thank you. I wish I could kiss you.

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No more skirt.

> tfw people you thought were your friend ignore you and treat you like a ghost because you undercut them on the marketboard.

Wait I missed it, what's wrong with the safe poster?

>She stays in a party with you for hours even though neither of you are doing any party content

I think I'm in love guys

Are all MCH guns roughly the same length? I was kind of hoping for a snubbier option at some point.

Failing that, I've heard people talk about a revolver from PvP, how much would getting that make me want to kill myself?

>>146390074
Idk about Proci, but no need to feel bad for me
I live a very comfy and happy life
God bless

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>>146389971
>whm/ast

Does anyone want to marry me?

>>146390186
>clappingdowns.jpg

>>146389743
Yeah and I want a million dollars, let's be realistic here

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>>146390004
Yeah this intern shit my cuz hooked me up with is gonna hook me $19/hr which is insane for me. I'm on the fuckin path to normalcy.

>take it easy out there buddy
Y-you too (holy fk he called me buddy omg validation finally ~~~~~)

I'll shoot you a message on steam in a bit to touch up but i dont often use that platform

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>>146388803
tfw said the truth

>>146390228
any1 wanna do this with me xx

>>146390263
Hey, they said ideal. It's what every group wants and strives for, but yes realistically it will never happen.

>>146390238
There are revolvers at level 58/59 too. One is crafted the other is from gubal

naka bp!

in a5s!

>>146390225
>tfw all of your friends replaced you with each other

>>146390305
only if you take mask off and keep it off

>>146390243
>not bringing whm/ast and pld/drk just so you don't have to hear about sch and wars shitposting and stroking their egos every three seconds

c'mon anon

>>146390305
Isn't that what Megu is for?

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>>146390392
ok
take my hand and invite me
all will be revealed soon . . . .

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>Heal or tank something in a 24man
>1 com if I'm lucky or pulled some godly shit
>Play BRD with my fist up my nose and play 1 or 2 songs
>4 coms
*sadly dabs*

>>146390225
Next time don't tell them, or name your retainer something obvious.

>>146390420
Not all SCHs and WARs are memers. In fact I can think of 2 WARs and SCHs I've raided with that always put mitigation first and only DPS'd when they knew I could handle the healing.

>>146388650
>the one vote for F I have only interacted with the opposite sex online
hi meria

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I wonder if there is a five guys in vegas

>>146390562
Dress like a whore and make some asinine comment in chat (be sure to use xD, :3, or ^^) and you will get 4+ every time.

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Are we getting a summer event this season?

I am killing Ninii on fanfest this year

>>146390648
Shut up faggot.

>>146390648
I love you Lei...

>>146390648
Las Vegas is full of restaurants that cater to tasteless proles like you, don't worry.

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>>146390506
h-haha

>>146390648
there's gonna be a five guys in town where i live in england
it's fucking huge dude, they put it where an old carvery was

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>>146390801
>This again

Oh damn, Heavensward is 50% off on steam. Glad I waited and only got the main game when I started a few days ago.

>>146390904
>Dont move on the lizard gets it

PLEASE eliminate that lizard

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>>146390748
I'd rather not queue for anything and get nothing than do that.
>>146390768
August is usually the time for Moon events IIRC(?)
It'll be a little while.
>>146390648
I'm finally gonna experience a vegas buffet! Too bad my stomach is the size of my tiny tiny fist and I'm not one to smuggle food.

so what did ninii do to you guys? as I recall they were a pretty nice person

>>146391017
Lucky you!
And it comes with 30 days time I think as well.

>>146391225
will you PLEASE brush my TEETH for ME

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>>146390904
We holding lizards hostages now?

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>>146391017
Fuck off this thread is for ebins only

How you guys like my socks? Think midcalf or anklesock would be better look?

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>>146391073
i can't hurt rocklizard i'm sorry

>>146391212
>to you guys
It's literally just Paks.

I JUST WANT THE ZODIAC WEAPON NOT ZETA THE FUCKING GLOW LOOKS DUMB AS SHIT ON MY PLD WEAPONS

Post what you believe to be the cutest cat

>>146391275
... Maybe...

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> tfw message a coworker to see if they can help with an issue
> they reply with literally "use and abuse me"

Not even kidding. My mind went roght to foxy copypasta. What have you done to me xivg

>>146391367
so what happened between them?

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>>146390618
How did you know...

>>146391102
I hope you'll have a great time at fanfest! It'll be crowded what with the tickets being sold out already but it looks so exciting.

>>146391434
I want to work in your office

>>146391513
I want to pet this midlander

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>>146391513
I'll be sure to tag and bag an aura cosplayer for you and ship him over to you, ok?

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>>146391403
This catte

>>146391434
> What have you done to me xivg

Not enough evidently. You could have probably bagged them but ruined it.

>>146391450
I don't remember. Ninii said something that set him off. I'm not Paks so I don't remember inane shit for three years to spam threads about it.

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Would you fuck her?

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nth for AST is fun and I have fun playing the class.

Why do you main the class you do?

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>>146390904
if you harm that lizard I will beat the living shit out of you

>>146391610
This catte is a top quality cocksleeve. Would recommend. Very eager to please.

This is by far the most unusual general I've ever visited. Congratulations to you all.

>>146390296
Having your own money is pretty cool, you'll like it.

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>>146391719
Id lrt her fk me tbwh fmam

Replt ro this post

>>146391434
fuck them if they are cute, or you will regret it

>>146391769
That is why I love it here

>>146391762
NO it is pure

>>146391769
Seconded

>>146391876
>slutglam
>pure

>>146391610
>>146391762
>Carte
FUCK OFF AND DIE!

>>146391775
I can't really think of anything to spend it on tho other than a new pair of headphones. Prolly just gonna save it for the time being. Should i put it in a 401k or is that way too early for that (i know nothing about them)

>>146390296
wait is mr krabs becoming a normie?

thats kinda cool

>>146392000
I got a pair of them catte ear headphones
Charged last night, not tried em yet

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>>146388632
oh don't you worry, the cats will go. but unlike voidsent, some cats can be saved. from experience i have discovered that voidsent are incredibly difficult, if not impossible to redeem. their sin is in their blood, or in this case, ichor.

>>146390748
tfw getting more comms (and /tells from balmongboys afterwards, help) as an elf than i ever did as a cute cat.

ITS NOT CATTE YOU FUCKS
DIE DIE DIE

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Lewdlander, this thread needs you.

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>>146392017
I forgot to mention


I GOT PUT ON FUCKING BENZOS!!!

My normalcy is A. S S U R E D

Please post slutty cats. I need inspiration.

>>146392106
cat or elf i'm going to hold that hand.

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>>146391735
because i play it for raid

>>146392106
I'm pure as untrodden snow!
Clean as a mouth treated to the minty freshness of collate triple action!

>>146391387
Once you get your zeta go talk to Drake and you can buy a replica of any stage for like a hundred gil or something.

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>>146392173
catte catte catte

>>146392185
{I'm sorry. I'm busy now.}

>>146392190
careful with benzos, can quickly get out of hand

>>146392269
You are not a chocolate Highlander goddess.
But I appreciate the effort.

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>>146391278
the weak should fear the strong

>>146391741
i wouldn't hurt rocklizard
i'd hurt you though, don't come near me pussy unless you WANT to get fucked up

>>146392378
None of those even exist in these threads.

>>146392235
you also date for raids

>>146392190
i was kinda like you a few years ago but ended up getting a pretty chill job and i get along with my coworkers really well

i hope it works out for you

i still spend all my spare time playing video games though so i guess that part didn't change

kind appreciate your free time more when you have a job too

>>146391225
HW doesnt give 30 days, only ARR.

>>146392310
Yeah my therapist has ranted about them for like a year since i first mentioned em to her (she aint my doc) but i will do my best to not abuse em. By "get out of hand" do you mean tolerance buildup naturally or using them to get high? Cause my personality aint really prone to downers, much prefer the uppers like addy

>>146392310
What are benzos and what do they do to you? In a personal experience not a Google fu explanation

>>146391735
pld because i look cute in armor
pld because no queues ever
pld because if shit goes wrong i can unfuck it
pld because i started as gladiator

>>146392456
Rip.
Want money back, scam.

>>146392462
Benzodiazepines like xanax are for acute anxiety. Like if a person is deathly afraid of airplane rides they can pop a shortacting version of them. I got prescribed to take klonopin twice a day so it lasts the whole day for you. They reduce anxiety and sometimes make you sleepy

>>146392425
Ty for tje words of encouragement friendo, they unironicallt mean alot :'~)

>>146392497
Also
PLD because proper tanks need proper shields

>>146392236
>pure until i get plowed against my will, i dont really want it!!!

>>146392000
I am terrible with money and I have expensive tastes, so not the best person to talk to about financial planning. It would be smart to save as much as you can, and I am not sure about a 401k, ask your job about it. If you can get one, be sure to contribute the maximum amount that they will match (if they do that, not everyone does) and never ever touch it. As far as other types of financial instruments I am not sure. It will be really easy to save a ton of money if you are living at home though.

>>146392190
Also yeah be careful with benzos. Seriously only take them as directed because they are physically addictive (you may get the shakes, like DTs, when you go off them after taking high doses or abusing them for an extended period of time).

>>146392747
... Uh, rape doesn't unpurity you...

>>146392703
Ah probably would have loved those in highschool. Thanks for the explanation!

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>>146392703
hi krebs

>>146392787
Like i said getting high off of a downer like a benzo aint really my jazz, would much rather get revved up on the addy. Also the doc i use currently said he'd taper me off them if i ever quit. I'll look up benzo addiction patterns etc. Once i get home

>>146392848
>implying you arent just pretending to not want it

>>146393037
... Stop projecting lewdness onto me anon!

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>>146391735
Dark Knight because it's such an aesthetically-pleasing class. The combos all flow together very nicely and look cool as hell, plus the amount of oGCDs the class has keeps me busy all the time unlike PLD holy fuck what drove me to decide that I needed it at 60

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>>146392945
(Psoiler hey ()posirlrl

>>146393151
What's the deal with Colgate...
Do you...
Have an oral fixation...

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>>146393271

Help, quickly!

Scrip reset is in 2 hours.

If i didnt do scrips last week, does that mean I can do them all 450 now and the scrip cap resets back to 0/450 in 2 hours?

Or does that mean I lost my chance to do last weeks 450 like 4 hours ago?

>>146393019
I'm sure you'll be fine.

>>146393271
Their character and outfit is the color of toothpaste.

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>got blm to 60 and geared it to 225
>more I play it the more I hate enochian and leylines, losing my patience to play it more and more everyday

fuck

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>>146391719
is that a guy or a girl?

>>146393271
...... Get out

>>146391719
I would fuck him until I make him cum from his feminine dick

>>146393435
I don't have much patience either. Then I picked up fishing. Ba bum tish.

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>>146393435
Levelling a class to 60 is piss easy now though.

It takes like a couple of days since they've upped the experience so much.

>>146393515
do you require the minty refreshment as a palate cleanser before your next delivery of futaseed?

>>146393435
Well you can always go SMN

>>146393654
Futa?
Whut?

>>146393385
Reset was in the middle of the night

>>146393739
I think it's a jab at you being in <Guard>

>>146393739
you know, when your new friends take you to the FC house and they all whip out their futacocks and "force" you to satisfy them.

>>146393870
Oh.
I don't get it...
>>146393923
this has not ever happened!

>>146393653
Did they? I just levelled one to 50-60 and noticed 0 difference. Once my rest was gone it was stupidly slow like usual.

>>146393739
I imagined you cum ropes of toothpaste

>>146393923
I want to join an FC like that.

>>146393742
So what youre saying is im fucked and should just wait as many days until theres another gold star?

>>146394027
>tfw you will never brush minty's teeth with your spare hand between her legs

What race has the best british petroleum?

>>146394072
That would hurt
Because it's thick and it's intensely minty
Unless it's kids Colgate
I kinda want to request a commission of this now...

>>146394027
>join <Guard>
>ask if anyone wants to try nidhog ex
>silence
>later
>ada makes a farting nose in fc chat
>fc chat explodes
>everyone asking for fart erp
>[FC]<Shana Tsunderie>I want to sniff Ada's happy gas!
>You leave the free company

>>146394139
> Or does that mean I lost my chance to do last weeks 450 like 4 hours ago?

I was responding to that. You lost the chance before servers came up.

>>146394250
Someone do one for DRKN

>>146394217
male midlander

one question, I don't have the expansion yet but my friends are going to get the pack with the expansion and the main game, will I be able to play with them even if i haven't bought the expansion?

>>146394438
You will up until any expansion content.

>half the thread filtered hour

Can you stop giving it attention

>>146394438
Yes you will. The only difference is that you can't make a lizard. None of you can access the expat until after the ARR story is done

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>>146394158
C-correct!
>>146394072
... ... ....
>>146394250
I've enjoyed it for the most part except someone leaking me making a joke and autists here taking it to try and be cruel about...
THeyre nice people and fun, mainly...
>>146394438
yes, if theyre willing to join you, you dont need it till level 50!

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hey guys what's going on in this throh shit oh fuck what the hell

source of OP's pic?

>>146393653
They did no such thing.

>>146394625
I think we've been pretty mild today tb(desu)h

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>>146393653

What

Arie is a cuck

>WHM uses stoneskin 2 at the start of the dungeon
>You know instantly they will not be DPS'ing

>>146394364
The chat in DRKN is very nice and friendly with few memes or problems except for rocklizard.

>>146394712
they increased the EXP rewards from heavensward dungeons a few patches ago, but other than that, yeah, i don't think anything else has had its EXP increased.

>>146394618
>>146394228
This shit brought to mind saph cumming into people's mouth and handing them a toothbrush. Someone needs to draw this it'd be great

>join <Guard>
>Seduce Ada into motorboating my cheeks
>Say that I'm "extra soggy" in there
>They begin to foam at the mouth and get all between my ass with loud smacking macros
>Position my legs to lock them in place when they're guard is down
>Let out a loud fart
>HE GETS PISSED
>Continue farting and laughing while he's muffling angrily
>You have dismissed from the free company
Worth it

>>146394519
>>146394591
>>146394618
ok, thanks guys

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>>146394810
SIT STILL SOMEONE NEEDS TO WASH THAT FACE AFTER ALL THIS TIME

>>146394853
You know that those pastas never actually happen in the FCs, right?

>>146394845
Whats wrong with Stoneskin II swiftcast between pulls?

>>146394869
Yeah I knew that much, but nothing else has changed. 50-60 still mind numbing. wouldn't be so bad if there were viable alternatives, but you're basically doomed to running 10 of each dungeon to get to 60, and sitting in queue over and over again for hours.

>>146394819
what

>>146395000
You're putting it on cooldown and it's completely pointless.

Quitting game soon, added people from game on steam. I can remove them from it right?

>>146395000
I always save swiftcast for aoe burst because it arouses me.

>>146394963
They never literally happen, but these pastas typically exist to mock people in the FC or LS based on themes or issues that do occur around those people.

>>146395073
>1 minute cooldown that you won't actually need for 4man content unless someone else is retarded

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>>146394879
w-what....?
>>146394923
np~
>>146394810
>CLEAN SELF

>>146395000
Nobody but the tank needs it
You could use that SC for a faster aero 3 or holy

>>146394949
>>146393360
>>146390193
>>146388379
shut the fuck up

>>146395132
>only using swiftcast for raise
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?

>>146395132
That's a shadowflare or aero 3 right there.

Don't know anything about ast cast times so can't comment on them.

>>146395092
Of course. And especially if they are from this general. Fuck 4chan friends.

>>146394923
No bro
>>146395135
I want to see it because I think the idea is funny

>>146395235
Nah.

>>146395135
ugly

>>146395246
No one said anything about swiftcast raise. Though the guy I was responding to seemed to imply what you posted...

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>tfw made it to Balmung before passing out last night

>>146395354
cute

>>146394879
This sounds like something shia could make a comic out of if you make it a good plot like an FC mate ran out of toothpaste and they are the Colgate futa fairy or something.

>>146395127
Well, that last part speaks for itself. There's about 4 or 5 people from there that are seen as an issue in this general.

>>146395354
Get out of grid before you get beeped.

>>146395321
I'd rather not take part!
>>146395335
k
>>146395354
welcome to the club!
Low level?
Want help with content?

>>146389198
>>146388958

It would seem Sargantas Problem is getting shat on. It might have really been Skele tan. Report all of his feces from now on.

>>146395354
>Passing out on balmung
Take it you're pregnant now

>>146394810
if you know what you're doing it really doesn't take that long to get to 60.

>>146395024
you don't have to tell me, i leveled my alt to 60 a couple weeks ago. doing quests helps once you've got flying, since you can generally complete them pretty quickly and i was doing them anyways because i wanted the 56 and 58 armor sets so i could be less squishy for tanking vault and gubal but it's definitely not exactly pleasant

>colgate retard already in gridania

i love 4chanism

he is going to be in guard in the next 3 hours

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>>146395608
I'm being friendly~
And it means you're there as well, jerk.

>>146395608
What's your deal with hating colgate so much?

>>146395441
Sadly too poor for that shit.
>>146395460
You won't, still will be in my head making laugh like an idiot in public though
>>146395473
Again, what did I miss with sarghyur?

>>146395693
ugly

>>146395693
More than that, I am in the same FC

You're a ridiculous creep and hugboxer

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>>146395354
gonna pet the cat

>>146395773
this is falseflag

>>146395452
this one is true tho

>join <NEET>
>ask if anyone wants to run thordan ex
>silence
>later puttel posts "im gay :3" to fc chat
>fc chat explodes
>nothing but memes
>spuki and zani dumping pasta macros into chat
>puttel wont stop shouting "im gay im gay im gay"
>sometimes he spells it wrong
>he's literally typing it out each time
>You leave the free company

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>>146395773
Oh right, you're the snake in the mist who outed my jokes?
Please, hate me more.
>>146395761
Hehe, its a fun concept though~!

>>146395761
some faggot, apparently a furfag, from sargantas has been forcing his character the past few days

mods finally noticed

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>>146395761
Not much. I'm on Balmung now doing content and as I've said before once I get to know people in-game I'd be spending less time in the thread.

>>146395608
I like how each city has its own ebin lore. Uldah has all the top dogs and oldies trying to stay relevant. Limsa has all the B-tier tree ebins trying to become relevant and Gridania is where all the failed ebins go to cling together and be creepy and ugly.

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>>146395459
Beeped?

>>146395460
I'm only level 1, so I don't think there's much I need help. I'd appreciate it later on though!

>>146395540
What, no! I got off as soon as I finished the tutorial.

>>146395430
>>146395786

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>>146394625
This is clown shoes. We haven't even gotten to poop and murder plots, yet.
>>146395000
Swiftcast Holy, yo.

>>146395946
What about Ishgard?
What about Ala Mhigo in the future?

>>146395935
Your posts are now getting deleted. Soon you'll say goodbye.

>>146395946
But no one goes to Gridania.

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>>146395354
>another cat

>>146395946
>Gridania is where all the failed ebins go to cling together and be creepy and ugly.
Does this mean I can't stay in Gridania anymore? I used to go there because it was comfy and reclusive.

>>146395773
this is bait

you would only say something like this if you weren't actually in the fc and just trying to start drama

>>146396036
I wanna yank this new cats lion tail! Do you need gear?!

>>146396036
>I got off as soon as I finished the tutorial.
That's damn lewd
You work fast little chocoslut!

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>>146396067
That's...that's just what I said.

QUICK! Post things that grind your gears:
paladins that cast protect and stoneskin on party members at the beginning of instances

>146395904
>forced
Notto disu shet agen.
>>146395935
Wish you luck there dude. Just take care of the crowd you choose, I've heard some shit

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Arie is a cuck

>>146396161
Why? I do protect because i'm always faster than retarded catboy whm and it gives me an excuse to pull right away.

>>146396138
Just like the last time when someone post Guard fc logs right? Open your eyes Ada drone, you have a rat.

>>146396105
Gridania is the least cancerous place because people are barely there.
Ul'dah is ERP central and there's meme shouts 24/7, same goes for Limsa Lominsa.

>>146396219
this desu

>>146395761
I might throw some money down on it but I'm terrible at making lines and plot making.

>>146396161
Why not, it's faster than waiting for the healer to load in

>>146396219
fug off

>>146396161
>healers that take two minutes to cast protect

fuck you i'm gonna cast it.

>>146396261
Gridania is infested with literal psychopaths.

>>146396159
Literally none of it would happen if you stopped yourself from posting avatars literally all the time

gg and goodbye as your time is running out

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>>146396036
well just yell if you have any questions or need something dead~
>>146396245
ada knows theres a rat here...

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>>146395773
>anonymously shitposting about someone

>>146396161
>Paladins that cast stoneskin on themselves each pull like it wont get removed in 1 autoattack
>Healers that don't DPS at all and just stand around or spam Cure at 99% health
>Tanks that wont go into DPS stance at all on bosses with a huge enmity lead
>People too lazy to get their cross class skills
>Healers than use huge AoE heals when only the tank is damaged
>AST that give themselves all the cards

>>146396372
You can avoid interacting with them, however.

>>146396036
There's a notorious psychopath that hangs out in Gridania that's nicknamed beepy.

Just stay away from a red xaela with white face paint and you'll be fine.

>>146395773
False flag ahoy