/aog/ - Attorney Online General

Threadly reminder SCP cases were a mistake. A beautiful mistake but one nonetheless.

Daily reminder that a /vg/ thread can last much more time and the other is not even page 10 yet, do NOT feed people who make those threads so ahead of time.

>>146375498
Except for they worked out amazingly so far?

>>146375563
>bump limit reached
>last much more time

>>146375614
Are you new to this website, or just this board? It can still last at least 45 more minutes, it's not even page 10 yet.

Saguh.

>>146375614
How come everybody wants to be the person who makes the thread?

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I am hilarious, and you will repost everything I make.

>>146375563
>amazingly
It was a fustercluck with a nonsensical but fun ending, 'amazing' wouldn't be the word I'd use.

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>page 9

Post teams

You know half the shitposting in here is because of one person. And most of the shitposts are samefags brought on by one fucking namefag who is such a doublecrossing samefag scum who craves this secret attention brought on by the drama and shit he stirs that he does this shit not only in the thread but in cases and pretends to be names or some other namefag like the barok user or tsu user. He will multiclient the fuck out of a case just so he can get his memery in without the judge shutting his shit down. He'll use a fucking new OOC name so no one blames him but you can tell after a while by the way the fucker talks and cases that its always the same person and that namefag. I'm not gonna namedrop, because that's just what this fucker wants but you ALL KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS AND YOU ALL KNOW THE BULLSHIT HE HAS STIRRED UP AND ACTED OH SO INNOCENT WHILE DOING SO:

-Meming up cases with shitty testimonies
-Coming in midcase and saying shit like "I need to use restroom lol" or some stupid shit like that
-Multiclienting as half the case just to win and create his lol so ebin case wil go down in history
-Literally impersonates mods so he can halt cases for a bit and stirs up pieces of drama
-char swaps constantly in rec room to shitpost about his "shitty life", which most of it is probably a fake story for attention, the bitch
-shitposts in thread
-rigs polls to get his shitty OC in
-rigs polls for DR
-bitches about shitty 3d rips and claims he can do better but so far he's "Still working on that one char" for like 4 months now. The ass.
-Has said multiple times that he is gonna leave AO because we're "Assholes" but keeps coming back and shitposts about how bad the place is and blames lupa
-shitposts about lupa constantly
-shitposts about mod abuse constantly
-Shitposts about circlejerk
-brings up emass when it has nothing to do with fucking anything just to bring up old drama
-pretends to be lupa constantly

We all know who it is. Fucking namefag scum.

>>146378960
upvot'd

>>146378960

>snaikku mad because nobody likes his civil cases

o im laffin

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>>146378960
now this is a spicy new meme

>>146378960
Just who is this person anyway? And why are half of those reasons mod related? This looks like falseflag

You know our love was meant to be

>>146379443
me

>>146379443
the person above me

>>146379443
Gato

The kind of love that lasts forever

And I want you here with me

From tonight until the end of time

>>146378960
The only one I can imagine OC shit and shitty 3d rip is Kekechi

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>>146378960

>>146379187
Ok that made me chuckle, thanks for the vintage meme.

case?

memes?

>>146378960
You know what. If you're gonna be a bitch and shitpost in the thread about this just because for some fucking reason you don't like me then fine but dont go around being a little fucking bitch accusing me of all this shit i did not do. Pretty much all the shit on that list of yours is bullshit. I used to enjoy casing with you but then for some dumbass reason I pissed you off and you STILL wont fucking tell me what I fucking did wrong and you act like a total bitch whenever I get in the same area as you. You're like a fucking little kid. I've ignored it for the most part but its getting fucking annoying so im calling you out fucker. Stop being such a little whiney brat and play and enjoy AO like the rest of us. WELL ATLEAST HOW THE REST OF US TRY. GOD KNOWS WITH ALL THE SHITPOSTING AND DRAMA WE HAVENT ENJOYED THIS GAME SINCE JANUARY!

>>146381560
Area 4 need Witness 1 and 2.

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Daily reminder maining a character is one of the gayest things you can do on this server.

case?

>>146384727
Area 4 need Det and Wit 2

>people trying to force the SCP meme into cases that have nothing to do with it

>>146378885
Anyone else think team pics are getting out of hand? Look at older docs on the wiki and you see usually just the names put in, and a nickname, and a profile icon. Then maybe one or two team shoops
But since around April the cast list is all like this.
>giant assfuck picture for each individual lawyer
>every fucking line is a different special font
>black background to further emphasize how cool the characters are
>vertical table, with formatting appearing to be made specifically to accomodate this sort of jackassity
This faggotry is basically the equivalent of some teenager having a 60-90 second long intro to all his youtube video, featuring mishmashed clips of animes and some windows movie maker effects, which leads into like 70 seconds of total content.

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>>146385876

>there's porn in the doc
>its gay incest

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>>146386103

I agree, once things started having black backgrounds it got out of hand.

>>146386103
To be fair when it happens on my end that's somebody else that puts it up, I've only ever done name, obligatory retarded nickname, and occasionally fancy font shit.
That said I don't think it's that big a deal. Certainly not our biggest issue in the playerbase.

>>146386103
>Hating fun
Oh wait nevermind, I forgot where I am.

>>146386369
I would say maybe we should take some cues from the older templates, but everytime it's brought up in-game the general consensus is "those old docs were SO SHITTY lol youre retarded *fills up entire page with unique pics and fancyfonts*"
The most commonly used template now doesn't even offer anywhere to write in a victim/defendant name until 8 pages down, in some extremely small "profile" slots which take up the same amount of space as old docs had for def/pro. The reasoning behind this is "the summary will explain it lel." but i think the real reason is "putting the defendant and victim somewhere in the cast area would steal the space from my supercool picture and font and awesome quote and also my subtitle"
but clearly i'm wrong. i can't have any valid points because I think the benefits of the old docs outweigh the newer templates and therefore am a crotchety old man who wants us all to stagnate and die, much like the people against letting dante from Project X Zone 2 and Nani from lilo and stitch 2 into the game

>>146387434

Posting some old docs for reference.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/184NyhPAfT7rMG80nfHTs6Hs2wXEKoS1o3YNhoAUR0sM/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b3p9b0O6LYCGhRy60mGH1dEtUjjSLaO-wbdOCotICVo/edit?usp=sharing

>>146388683
Things change over time.
This is like getting mad TVs are no flatscreen instead of cubes.

>>146389075

I am neutral on the subject, just showing how different things were back then.

>>146378885
That case left me dying.

>>146389701
>INDICT THE JEW INDICT THE JEW INDICT THE JEW even in global and adverts
it got a little old, pal
and I say this as the person that STARTED that shit in that case

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>>146389950
The fuck you mean by 'started'. I indicted the jew before the trial even started

>>146390205
>Do you see that Zach
>a star of david, IN the coffee

>>146360748
About the last part in the New Guide
Adachi and Komaeda still have to do with crimesolving so I'd say those are bad examples compared to Lucina/Chrom who were merely crossovers.
Sissel also never really got the crossover part outside of marvel vs capcom skins, he got in because 2nd party game that also has to do with mystery/murder although more about preventing the murder.

>>146392092

Before people ask what exactly they have to do with crimesolving

>adachi is from persona 4, which has a plot revolving around the investigation team trying to solve telephone pole murders, adachi is a police officer/detective.
>nagito is from dangitronpaul, a murder mystery game with an investigation phase similar to AA's and trials that involve finding contradictions

Case?

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yay or nay?

>>146392092
>never really got the crossover part
>ghost trick lead dev is AA's baby daddy Takumi
try again

>>146395414

>when you give up.gif

>>146395647

reading comprehension

>>146396504
who the fuck is Missile

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When is 3D Trucy going to get fixed?

>>146399106

what's currently wrong?

>the defense in area 4 are using meta asspulls
>they get shut down by all sides

>>146399895

explain

>>146397381
AA Missile is a shibe
GT Missile is a pomeranian

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So I learned how to make gifs when my internet died for nearly an entire day. How'd I do?

>>146400858
My point is there's levels of "relevance"
being a sibling game with similar gameplay by the creator with intentional nods to AA puts Ghost Trick on a pretty high level I'd think
Then you've got the Adachis and whatnot that are still 'courtroom-related' or what the fuck ever
and then literally whys like the femblems that are both ill-fitting and pretty unrelated

>>146401858
I'm not saying it shouldn't be of high relevance, but I think all 3 are of high relevance (I was merely clarifying why Ghost Trick got in.) beside the random artclashing that DR makes. I also pointed to the FE characters in my post so I don't see where you're getting at.

>>146382861
Daily reminder that dictating how people should play makes you look like a faggot.

>>146395414
>Giving a character an emote that will just be used by memers who'll say "LOOK I'M NAMES I'M GIVING UP XD"
>Young Mia already has 25+ emotes

No.

>>146402761

t. colon clobbered mainfag

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>>146403332
>He thinks that liking a character enough to play them consistently is bad because of some bizarre mental gymnastics.
>He actively shitposts on a virtual chatroom when people don't play the way he wants to.

>>146403524

mainfag =/= playing a character consistently

>>146403684

wut

That's literally what fuckers mean when they say "maining" or "mainfagging". Not even that guy.

>>146403684
Maining a character is playing them consistently, retard.

>>146404017

all mainfags play a character consistently, not all people who play a character consistently are mainfags.

playing one character for a while, and then rotating, isn't maining.

only playing 1-2 characters at all times, is maining.

>>146404259
And I've yet to see a convincing argument for why that's bad.

>>146404369

>lack of variety, not giving other characters a chance, most often stuck to one role
>making it difficult for other people to play specific characters if you case often as the same one each time
>characters quickly get attached to specific players, borderline impossible to play klav without everyone thinking you're adam, same with mia and names.

>>146404671
>Fair
>It's not impossible to say "hey uh I would like to be (PERSON) if that's okay"
>Blame the players and people that actively proliferate the memes like Every Ron Player Ever and >>146402946

>>146405262
Names hardly even plays Mia anymore.

>>146405509
That's a lie. Names plays Mia.

Names also changed his OOC name recently.

>>146405724

changing his OOC name means nothing, names wasn't his first to begin with.

>>146405509
People bringing up names mia and the related memes despite irrelevance were in regards to the 'people' bit, as opposed to 88 Testimonies Ronward which is Still A Terrible Thing