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previous edition: >>146323103
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players:
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
PPD is unstoppable
>>146338439
>doubting universe
>tell him he's a shit offlaner
>he performs well every game on EG
Fuck off you shitters, I told you he was the most consistent and strongest offlaner since TI2.
>doubting based jumpman
eg is unstoppable
Why is CDEC only favored 60-40 against VG?
What's the fix?
>tfw our boy's team made it
EG v cucks final?
fucking goatman
>secret struggles in open quals
>EG stomps every team
hmm
>/d2g/ thought tier Z teams would stop Secret and EG from getting to TI6
lel.
Faster than you, you fuckin' son of a--
I saw you gankin', you fuckin' shit-heel.
I'm farmin' here. You make the move.
You make the move.
It's your move.
Don't try it, you fuck.
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
Then who the hell else are you doubting-- You doubting me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're doubting?
Oh, yeah?
>>146338606
>>146338635
EG is playing in the OQ. They aren't even playing against the professional teams yet, and you guys claim they are back. lol
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
did anyone actually think EG wouldnt win the qualifiers?
>>146338601
>>146338523
>>146338606
>playing against literal 2k peruvians
>t-they are back i swear !11
fucking retards
>>146338592
universe doesn't play offlane
fear does
>>146338682
>>146338673
euro damage control beginning
>Valve doesn't give a fuck about banter.
yes that's why james got fired, even though they said it was specifically about his banter
>>146338646
>implying NA > EU
I miss sing sing so much
>>146338632
>>146338653
RTZ IS ACTUALLY GONNA WIN TI6
Doom should be allowed to Devour Roshan when he's below 500 health.
>Universe has more farm than Fear
WHERE WAS THIS UNIVERSE ON SECRET?
WHERE?
WHERE?
NANI?
>>146338776
there's no excuse for struggling in OQs
SWNL?
PPD only pick Dark Seer -> Tide -> Beastmaster for Universe in that order. Pretty hilarious that 2 years or so later the PPD EG team still drafts the same offlaners.
>>146338901
CFWNL
THIS TEAMWORK FROM EG
IS ACTUALLY A M A Z I N G
>>146338868
universe was the team assassin
>>146338781
didnt Kaipi make it ? whats the status? i have no idea
>>146338824
>tfw legit cried during hyhy's story
Free2Play was such a good documentary/movie.
I really hope Valve makes another one.
>>146338868
I think he probably was playing on tilt every game with envy.
Can you imagine getting yelled at every game by envy? I feel like very few can take that, and not coolheaded vanilla people like Universe.
I kinda wish I knew some good dirt on universe but he seems to do like NOTHING.
>>146338969
They're moving completely separately with almost no interaction with each other.
>>146339030
kaipi got btfo
>>146339090
but they are killing things that is good yes?
Was EG - Shazam game close?
>>146339047
here's a song where he sings while dancing with a blow-up doll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saBr1QJ5rPM
>>146338868
He was always loyal to PPD.
>>146339131
Yes. They're doing very well. It's just weird that you commented on their teamplay specifically when they were staying dispersed.
>>146339108
by who ?
that happens when you play with a fucking coon
sad tho
>>146339090
>>146339131
against OQ opponents. Then again, secret had a few close calls, so EG is doing better in theory. This kind of play won't cut it in the main event, if they even make it.
>>146338306
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/146307088451/why-gun-control-cant-be-solved-in-the-usa
try this
>>146339169
Nope. Every EG game so far has been a stomp.
The team as it is right now can win TI tbqh
>Secret.Universe Tide
>playing like a fish out of water
>EG.Universe Tide
>U-GOD PogChamp
uhh dotards?
>>146339047
There was that gay stuff with the aui doll
>>146339036
I can relate to a lot of the stuff he says/went through as well. I actually had a short conversation with him on jewbook after I watched that movie, he's a really nice guy.
So what is your prediction for the TI pot?
>>146338868
>>146339256
Thank you
Is there a game with EG right now? Where?
>>146338868
>PPD sends his regards
-universe
>>146339257
>>146338868
I remember some anon posting about an interview PPD did. He said that he and universe communicate really well and ppd sets aside time to make sure universe gets going well. Never found the video, but it might literally just be a comfort, playstyle, and communication thing.
>>146339432
/grandgrant
>>146339289
>hyhy was one of your favorite players during TI1
>he hasn't been relevant since then
I'm so fucking sad. Him alongside demon and fear are among my absolute favorite personalities.
It feels bad that both demon and hyhy became irrelevant players. One is basically retired and the other seems like they're about to retire if they fail in SEA.
At least the oldman finally won his fucking TI and maybe a second.
>CM's getting bigger and bigger
>>146339326
holy shit dotard
How am i supposed to win games when more often than not there are complete shitters on my team. Literally 1 out of 4 games there will be a guy intentionally feeding on my team. Or someone will pick a hero that doesn't fit into the team at all and does jack shit all game except for dying over and over.
>>146339490
Thanks, pham.
>>146339432
just ended
>>146339256
>The team as it is right now can win TI
>literally playing up against t3 AMERICAN teams
>>146339480
that and they usually ensure his lane is easy or he has a hero that can farm jungle quickly
EG plays around universe and sometimes sumail because fear can do whatever
former secret played around EE and sometimes arteezy and universe was left alone
>>146339510
hyhy is back doe
got a good chance to go to TI with the stack
looks like EG really pepperownied these pepperonis
>>146339510
>Jimmy "nigger lips" Ho
I mean I find him (and his throws) funny too but favourite personality?
>>146339607
who the fuck are these sluts, I'd bully them.
>>146339693
>he didn't watch his streams when MM was basically 5 man stacks and there was no ranked
>>146339627
Damn it.
Another stomp, I guess.
When will team secret get their shit together and stop letting RTZ down. All the rest of the players play like shit
IS ANY STREAM SHOWING KEKS4LYFE V EG BULBA?
>>146339763
I was busy watching iceiceice back then
Truly the golden age of dota ;_;
>>146339814
when they stop having shit players
>>146339543
>>146339662
He's playing through SEA right? The qualifiers there seemed to focus more on jimmy but then dropped focus and only briefly mentioned hyhy on the side. Did his stack make it to finals and win?
>>146339693
I've got a softspot for him, I watched a lot of his streams back in the day and him and fear seemed among the most genuine friends in the dota scene.
He never had the drive to improve and learn the meta like players like sumail or arteezy but he was always fun to watch and he interacted with his fans. I want to see him succeed to be honest.
>>146339814
BULBA THOUHG
>>146339832
There's a list on Gosu. You might want to check it out.
>>146339938
hyhy is on a team that just won the 1st OQs without losing a single game,
jimmy's team TNC got btfod early on and have a last chance to get in tomorrow
>literally watching dota for 11 hours
>steam sale is tomorrow
i am so happy famm
>>146339510
I didn't follow pro dota until like TI3 or something, though I had played the game since uh, 2007 or something, when you could still use banlist on battle.net
So... the first time I've ever heard of hyhy was when I watched Free2Play. There's a lot of other players that I like as well, but he's one of my favorites for sure, and it's all thanks to Free2Play.
How far would cucks have to make it before valve made them change the team name?
>>146340119
Fuck, that is pretty comfy.
>>146340186
Full qualified TI6 attendee status, since the qualifier still isn't cast at an actual event.
>>146339814
>stop letting RTZ down
>>146340186
regional qualifiers since they would have to announce the name on their website
>mfw EG did exactly what I told them to do in one of my Dota videos
At least twice an hour the game suddenly turns into this and I have to restart. Anyone experiencing the same?
>people legitimately thought pro players winning millions and fucking bitches would lose to random stacks of nobodies
>>146340289
Stop shitting on arteezy you mean boy.
I had a raging Dark Seer the last game I played, told me to come here. At least I know he's in low prio now.
>>146340186
To be honest I bet they'd just change their name into an acronym and try to avoid saying the full name.
BuckingMad was FuckingMad for a long time right?
>>146340385
>>146340386
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>146340385
>>146340386
MODS??? HIRO?? MOOT??
ALERT
ALERT
MEMEDRAFT IS OCCURRING
>>146340386
Looking pretty Intel Integrated there, friend
>tfw Alabama Niggers didn't qualify
>dark seer and sven
gg ez
>>146340385
>>146340386
>>146340386
Your gpu is done, better get shopping.
drow strat inc
>EG is a Wisp team again
Nice
Anyone spamming veno in high 2k to low 4k bracket? What are his major weaknesses?
>>146340653
he falls off pretty fast
>>146340465
>>146340472
Is that a new name for Hiroyuki?
>>146340575
But its not even 5 months old.
Is it worth to send it back for warranty?
Reminder that even ex-LoL pros are better at dota than dota1 legend Merlini aka M-God.
>>146340569
This fat fuck is hacking dota.
>orb so cosmically powerful
>he can teleport across the map what the fuck you want me to say
I'd show these guys a perky pepperoni if you know what i mean ;)
>>146340717
One's a professional player and the other is a caster/analyst. It's not surprising.
>>146340520
Its a gtx 950 ''''''''''''optimized for ''''''''mobas''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>146340653
His lategame is suicide-Novaing into a rampage, but your pub teammates will not finish the game for you even with no enemy heroes up.
>Grant calling a top hat a fedora
>>146340717
6k mechanics, 12k knowledge
>>146340717
>a pro player is better than a caster
woah..
>>146340921
One's been playing dota for 10+ years while the other has only been playing for 1-2 years. It's pathetic what a slow learner Merlini is.
>cucks vs bulba
>alch riki vs invoker bh mid lane
epick desu
>>146341020
>One is actively trying at the game is constantly seeking to improve where possible
>The other only plays ranked to fuck around on stream for his subscribers as he rushes midas into boots of travel on every hero
on a side note holy shit this new "click on every fucking image until none are left" captcha is so fucking annoying
i might actually buy a 4chan pass at this rate
>>146341020
Those who can't do, teach.
Aka cast games.
unboxed a pyrion flax announcer today
>>146341176
just enable legacy captcha dumb animeneet
"Forced 50 isn't real"
I love it when 2kers say this, it's so funny.
>>146341020
You're delusional if you think the original ex lol pros hadn't played dota before
>>146341176
use the old captcha's with numbers retard
>>146341176
how the fuck have you not had legacy captcha enabled ever since it was readded
>>146341226
where did flax go, I haven't heard him mentioned in ages
>>146341278
Or maybe LoL isn't as simple and easy as dotards say it is. Maybe it was so easy for him to transition because LoL is a harder game.
What do obese people smell like?
>2k hours played
>still have anxiety about playing Invoker
how to not spaghetti myself while playing le uppity wizard man
>haven't masturbated all day because watching open qualifiers
>>146341320
Replaced by slacks
>not banning the support kunkka
THE FOOLS
DO THEY WANT TO LOSE
>>146341258
the matchmaking system's objective is to put you at a 50% winrate
if you're being forced at 50% it means you aren't improving
>>146341360
>>146340717
Link was a top tier HoN player before playing League of shitters. That game is far more complex than doto.
>>146341360
because he's a successful pro player atm, right?
Hyhy transitioned to League of Peasants in 2 weeks.
You're a dumbshit moron playing a baby game gtfo
>eg struggling vs a literally who team
dotards?
Will our guys drop EG now?
>>146341407
play with bots
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455234332
R8 gyro build
>>146341420
>Haven't masturbated in a couple of days because Grandma is visiting
>Haven't played video games because watching open qualifiers
>Mind constantly wanders to boobtown
>>146341426
lmao britbong replace by superior American
You've been visited by the comfy Grant of NA dota.
>>146341437
why would you ever pick support kunkka over disruptor?
>>146341360
It's easy to get good at Dota if you actually try to get good at Dota you retard.
And seeing how he was a professional League player, of course he'll have the drive and motive to improve incredibly fast in Dota compared to every other dumb tard that can't realise their own mistakes and blame others.
>>146341510
hyhy failed in LoL and had to switch back to dota
>tfw twitch chat is memeing on grant's education
>>146341569
Fuck off slacks you fat fuck
>>146341360
>Or maybe LoL isn't as simple and easy as dotards say it is. Maybe it was so easy for him to transition because LoL is a harder game.
EG vs Cucks or EG vs ritsu stack?
which do you guys want more?
>>146341360
Some people are just naturally good at videogames. w33 managed to achieve very high rank in Rocket League while playing during queue times. Sing performed well in H1Z1 afaik
>>146341597
He made it onto a pro team in the top of their region, moron.
A lot more than any ex-LoP shitters have. Moreover, most ex-LoP pros played HoN or DOTA beforehand
>>146341642
>tfw I'm probably not any smarter than Grant
>>146341420
>did the sex with gf twice today
>still watched open quailis
>>146341547
>>146341732
Brothers brawl desu
>>146341547
>>Haven't masturbated in a couple of days because Grandma is visiting
People being over has never stopped me before.
Hell, my being at other people's houses has never stopped me before.
Ever heard of a phone and a bathroom?
>>146341756
DELET THIS
>>146341803
Stop posting monkeys
>>146341732
cucks
mason and mike have accomplished more
plus Indians are the worst race imo
>>146341420
>>146341547
I have gone a full 24 hours without fapping
I think I'm doing it too much so i want to tone it down some
>>146341875
fuck off nigro
>>146341875
just because you cant smell your own spunk doesnt mean that others cant
>>146341732
WHO THE FUCK IS RITSU. I don't understand what is the deal with this guy. he's notorious.
>>146340968
How about finishing towers off with Veno wards?
>>146341973
What is a bathroom fan?
What is air freshener?
What is washing your own hands and flushing down the evidence?
Holy shit do you even bathe?
>>146341950
>masturbaiting makes you a nigger
>>146341991
>>146341929
you call that a thread derailer normie?
OUR KEKOLDS ARE ON THE WAY TO VICTORY
Can the other team see you TP on an invisible ally?
>>146342056
>interrogation marks
>>146342068
blue board
BLUE BOARD
>>146342068
>Facesitting
So beta
holy fucking shi legacy captchas being back is a blessing
I like GrandGrant
>>146342203
???
>>146341991
he's super ugly and good except he tilts hard a lot
I want mason to do well but I'd be happy to see yawar vs sumail brother battle
>>146342068
CG a shit
at least post actual 2D instead of this shit
good fucking shit dotards
GOOD SHIT CAPCHAS
FUCKING SUGOI
>>146342282
shes ugly
>>146342328
>>146342235
So do I.
>>146342203
its been enabled since like 2 months after google captcha was even enabled. how the fuck are you just now figuring out about it
>they haven't always used legacy captcha
LMAO
Daily reminder that if you are a dotard you should leave this thread at once.
How is GrandGrant's teeth not completely wrecked with how much Dr. Pepper he drinks?
>>146342505
Where do I go to cheer for Perky Pepperonis.
>>146342520
Walmart dental insurance.
>>146342505
What's a dotard?
>>146342520
american toothpaste and mouth wash stronk
like really stronk
>>146342520
Superior American teeth, not like weak euro teeth that break when eating bread.
>>146341908
>>146342520
Because he goes to the dentist every six months and probably brushes + mouth washes.
>>146342446
im too lazy to read if it was even anounced at the header
>>146342460
also that shit was undecryptable or whatever back then
you literally repeat at least 5 times to get verified
>EG about to drop a game to literally whos
dotards?
So it turns out our guy Thorin was right?
>>146342703
Who the fuck is Thorin?
>>146342703
Mason is our guy
>>146342520
>go to the dentist
>brush your teeth
how you euros have horrible teeth when you only drink water I'll never know
>>146342745
>>146342702
>clearly winning by every metric
You made me check I just feel dumb now.
>>146342567
>>146342606
DOTARDS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS
THREAD
>>146342702
If you're talking about EG Bulba the opposing team has two players that have gone further at TI that any of the opposing shitters.
>>146342884
What are you gonna do, stab me?
>>146341360
Second sentence is way too obvious man.
>>146342864
So some cuckold with a beard who talks like a 13-year-old.
>>146342864
>developed intellect
>>146342959
No, but seriously tho. Dotards should just go away now
Anybody have a link to clan_iraq's dotabuff?
>>146341803
looks like the girl from big memes theory, cept tan
>>146342864
>starts something with PSA
>our guy
???
>>146343072
where am I supposed to go
>>146343072
I'm going to stay right here cutie.
so d2g...
with zai unlocking the wisp pick for eg
this opens up a whole new drafting phase for ppd
this is gonna be sugoi...
>>146343072
I want to pop a loli's cherry
/d2g/ come quick, Cucks Forever are in trouble!
What is GrandGrant's Dota 2 ELO rating?
a
>bfury sven
Fear is meme'ing now isn't he?
For fuck sakes.
>>146343226
>she will never come back
>>146343335
It's for the best anon, investigator survival rates are dropping fast.
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
>>146343284
this
>eg now has io in their hero pool
EG not only to become the first team ever to have two TI wins, but also the first team ever to come out of the open qualifiers and actually get somewhere
Best carry in the world.
Good god grandgrant
https://clips.twitch.tv dot grandgrant/PuzzledHorseCorgiDerp
>>146343314
>NP on the opposing side
but yeah it's memeing when he's skipping bkb entirely
>>146343284
>>146343475
They really didn't pick the hero with TI4 EG.
It was definitely a very popular pick and EG was like the only Western team that didn't play it
>>146343532
you mean slash not dot
>>146343498
Heres the update
>>146343475
same it with me qt
S U G I O
U
G
I
O
>>146343552
zai practiced the hero tons on-scrim
>>146343713
>sugio
dumb weeb fails at even being a dumb weeb
>>146343294
like 4.5 peaked at 5.5 or something
he's been playing dota for like a decade tho
>>146343709
shouldn't aui still be there if mason's still there?
>>146343713
>>146343475
Lmao where's that americuck that was saying animeshitters has eg again?
Can someone explain to me why permabash IMMEDIATELY needs to go whenever it reappears, but Cold Snap is considered absolutely 100% perfectly fine?
OUR BOYS KEKS 4 LIFE
>>146343901
coldsnap can be purged
>>146343709
oh your update is better than mine
>>146343901
The playdota trenchshit illuminati that began in 2006 sees only passive permabashes as something to eviscerate from the game.
>>146343867
I didn't make it, if u post one with aui i'd spam it no doubt.
>>146343901
It's not absolutely fine.
Cold Snap and Ice Wall are the furthest from being absolutely fine that anything ever was.
>>146343901
>Cold Snap is considered absolutely 100% perfectly fine
Nobody thinks this
>>146343901
bashes go through magic immunity
>>146343967
lel
>>146343498
>TI6 grand finals
>EG vs China
>Fear's hand/wrist has been getting worse and worse, culminating into this final game in best of 5
>Strikes down China with a Great American Cleave
>His wrist explodes
>Entire stadium crying tears of both sadness and joy as Fear stumbles out onto the stage and holds aloft the trophy with his uncrippled hand
>Retires soon after
>Hailed forever as the greatest doto player of all time and the OG American Hero
>mason literally losing to ritsu
shameful
>>146344073
>OG American Hero
But that's Moonmeander?
>>146344130
memeander is a seanigger, actually
heres an old webm from pre 6.82 dota a.k.a balanced dota
>american hours
>thread is dead
why do you hate Dotes so much
reminder that these losers are literally fighting for the chance to get stomped by EG
>>146344330
we are few in number but our influence on the dota community is disproportionately biased in our favor
>It's an "Alchemist who bought all farming items is considered to be finished farming when he has 6 of them" episode
Dota 2 casters are the dumbest human beings alive.
>>146344330
>11:47 PM
>American hours
>>146344515
>8:48 PM
>Not American hours
I mean unless you think being American is equivalent to being poor.
>>146344515
its 9:49 pm right now dumbass
holy shit ritsu is so bad
>>146344348
Did you not already see the screenshot of ixmike all chatting about this in this thread?
They know and are welcoming it.
GO MASON
What the fuck are you idiots talking about? It's 5:50
>>146343824
>cant even detect simply wordplay
damn how can d2g be this retarded
what a fucking shitshow lmao, nadota truly is something
Whats the thought process behind abbyssal sven?
For the bash mainly i think?
>>146344868
TWOOOOOOOOO STUNS?
>>146344735
White NA time (Eastern Standard Time) is currently 11:53.
>>146344664
no such screenshot exists
>>146344868
BKB piercing stun for when the enemy carry has an abyssal and a BKB can actually kill you/get you below half HP during their abyssal duration.
grandgrant looks like miracle
>>146344868
yeap
instant bkb piercing stun
>>146344802
they're doing inhouse on qualis
good ol NADOTA
Why did magnus fell into irrelevancy d2g?
He was a constant pick back then -6.82-6.84
what happened?
I'm >>146340386
I'm runnign some bench marks on my GPU right now to check if its really fucked but its been going smooth so far
Why is dota such a shit gam
>>146345070
agi nerf in 6.84c
>be related to sumail
>win
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>146344914
>White NA timezone
>States of Florida, Southern Carolina, Georgia, New York, and Cleveland
>WHITE
God bless your little devil soul anon.
>>146345070
can't mid anymore
>>146345070
Pros became bored with automatically winning all teamfights and having free ganks.
>>146345070
can't compete with fotm mid
>>146344753
jokes on you i noticed it right after hitting submit
Who do we want to see vs EG, poostack or cucks?
>>146345070
Big cool down offlaners are all awful right now except for tide who can constantly put out damage.
it's a best of 3 senpai
cucks for life still has this
Cuckolding is over guys. The dream is dead.
>eg might face eg bulba
The NA dota memes write themselves.
I swear seeing EG in qualis was actually better for dota to be honest. Made me care about the qualis.
holy fuck these lotus orb plays are amazing
>>146345272
Cucks :'(
>timbersaw is balanced
>Cucks got cucked outta the first game
You can't make this shit up!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHHA
>cucked by shitskin+4
LMAO IXMIKE KYS
>that salt
KEKED
Reminder that Grantgrant is a failure that got kicked out by his parents as soon as he was 18, works at walmart, and has no college degree.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
YOU NEED TO BAN THE TIMBERSAW
YOU
NEED
TO
BAN
THE
TIMBERSAW
WHEN WILL TEAMS LEARN?
>>146345476
That means: OUR GUY
>>146345434
*shitskins + 3
>grant with 10k viewers
will he finally be able to leave walmart
>>146345476
he also has autism
>>146345353
Really? I found na qualifiers utterly uninteresting
Seeing secret nearly get BTFO though, that was great
>>146345476
There is literally nothing wrong with working at Walmart
>>146345476
You were meant to make me hate him more but I kind of just pity him.
He has literally no future outside of maybe a middle management job, or a Dota 2 caster, and dying alone either way.
>>146345476
>Shaming people with lower-class lives and lower-class jobs that can't do any better
You're what's wrong with the world.
>>146345143
no such thing exists
>ursa, slardar, riki, alch, sky
>4 carries + AP carry :^)
if you drafted this shit in 2013, you would get screamed at by your team at every fucking MMR level above 1000. the sad thing is that it works now. if you pick support cucks you are crippling your team. we LoL now.
>>146345549
>ppd tryna help too
it's not all salt lmaoo
>kaipi got a jew
>still can't win
RIP
>>146345179
Well obviously there's no White place in the US, you have like 30% black people, 50% Mexicans and 20% other, nationwide. That timezone is still the one that discludes all of Mexico and contains both Quebec and Ontario, though, which are the white places in NA together with the unintelligible maritime provinces. Further west is asian, further south is mexican/black.
>>146345602
>He has literally no future outside of maybe a middle management job, or a Dota 2 caster, and dying alone either way.
whats wrong with that
>>146345752
>CWM still smoking naturals
based lad tbqh
>>146345476
>having to compensate by shaming others
So... this is the power....of euros...
>>146345578
NA is fun if you don't take it seriously, the problem with watching EG hoping for them to lose is that they are a much more consistent and stronger team than Secret. If you watch it to watch EG stomps then it's fun.
Also Fear doesn't have the terrible lategame decision making that EE has so you don't get those close games.
I'm waiting for tomorrow to see if Jimmy can actually make it through SEA.
>>146345476
truly there has never been more an 'our guy' than Grant...
>>146345752
they got the open qualifiers 2, don't worry senpai
>>146345780
Those are depressing circumstances. He has no support system if he ever gets into debt (which likely any medical emergency will put him into). No advanced career options to make enough money to pay off that debt easily. He will likely never be financially secure enough to start and foster a family or even buy himself a house or very many nice things.
>>146345476
OUR GUY
>>146345476
reminder you're posting on 4chan about things like this
>>146346128
what's wrong with that?
>>146346128
he can advance in management if he wants and make money from streaming if he gets good. stop being a dick. you also don't know his relationship with his parents
>>146346128
A lot of stupider people have a lot more. What are YOU doing with your life, anon? Grant at least has people that like him.
Doubt you could figure out anything to do that would have 8k people watching.
>>146346193
It is walking your life on a razor's edge because the difference between being poor and comfortable and poor and miserable is one medical bill away.
lmao
>>146345136
So what GPU is it? Tried to use vulkan?
so this is the power of NAdota...whoah
>>146345752
>It was BO1
>They drafted Zeus mid
>and they give it to Bone7 who proceed to feed courier
Jesus christ
>>146346240
I'm working as an industrial designer and AutoCAD draftsman while getting my master's in applied design for production.
I have my friends, I have my family, I have a parent's old condo that I'm going to renovate this winter.
>>146346240
>>146346225
not that guy but read again what he said
he prolly didnt meant to insult grant but just put things into perspective
>the way people in the NAdota community talk with each other
I'm mesmerised, honestly.
ppd just got schooled by grant 1v1
who is ~~ and dg
>>146341258
It's only real if you're mediocre. If you're top tier, you will win more than that, if you are fucking garbage, you won't leech 50% wins.
>>146345770
>Ontario
>White
I sincerely hope you guys don't think this.
>>146345476
And yet he enjoys his life and feels satisfied with it, while you're shitposting about him :^)
>>146346583
dg was ppd ~~ was universe
>>146346225
I mean somebody said his parents kicked him out at 18. I hope for his sake that's not the case cause that's really harsh treatment and he doesn't seem like the kind of person who is really deserving of that.
I was just making the point that when you don't have a great job or a lot of vertical options to your career in America a medical bill or two can really put you into some serious financial trouble unless you have a very good healthcare package.
>>146346619
only urban centres
the browns are spreading outwards very quickly though
is grant our guy
>>146346707
grant is a massive shithead though, the only hes got going for him is that hes great at casting even though hes an abrasive nigger
>$500 ninja showmatch between sumail and grant
holy SHIT i'm laughing so fucking hard
I love you nadota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE
reminder that grant beat fear at 1vs1
>>146346771
yes. don't believe the post-neo-d2g pseudoredditors who say otherwise
>>146346707
>America complaining about a medical bill 24/7
sucks for you
>>146346831
>Fear retires
>Grandgrant to position 1
GUYS
>>146346752
You mean just Toronto.
Grand grant is hilarious.
>>146346913
I guess
I don't know what the population is like in ottawa
>>146346831
Fucking NA Doto is so based
>>146346959
Your post was a funnier joke than I've heard all night listening to him.
>>146346752
>>146346619
>tfw ontarian
>tfw nonwhites in every corner
>>146346394
Gtx, I'm trying out OpenGL right now it looks promising. Thanks Bill Gates for nothing fuck face I should think about reinstalling linux tbqh.
>>146346547
much better when we do it in yurup amirite!
all the shit flinging and banter lolz they cnat even compete
>cantwinwithme
>>146346831
Was this when RTZ left EG? Fear went hard on him.
>>146347032
>tfw go to Vancouver
>only white boi there
>>146347183
naw it was beforehand IIRC
i dont remember tho
>Enemy team picks LC
>I pick Bounty
>Counterjungle the shit out of her
>Enemy team says report LC
>I do so as well
>Few games later Dota tells me LC is banned
kek
friendly reminder to give all jungle players a bad time, they are literally LoLshits
>>146347282
Which Mizuryu doujin is that the only color one I remember was My Neighbor Rina.
>>146347183
Yeah this might have been post DAC too
Nth traxex
>>146345476
>implying a college degree is meaningful in any way in the year 2016
>>146347282
can you go away ledditard
So, it is totally safe to assume that EG got this in the bag? Can I go to sleep?On the side note, new Rome mayor is so fucking hot, jeesus
>>146346990
Ottawa is utterly vacant. There's nobody in Ottawa. I think they planned that city expecting some big population boom and to become Toronto 2.0, but it's only got like a mid-sized town's population so it's all sparse except up Bank street.
>>146347373
It is if it's STEM.
but why?
>mason and ixmike on the same team
My dream come true.
It's up to Ritsu or mason who can decides EG's fate
>>146347431
>triggered junglefag decected
xD
>>146347565
>EG BULBA vs cucks for life
we may never see such an amazing matchup again
>>146347565
What's you are excuse for not watching our guy?
>>146347434
an unbroken line of thousands of years of male mayors
and now they elect some fucking commie female
>>146347565
why even bother when the literal avatar of NA dota is casting desu
>>146346831
Watching this video makes me wish I actually had friends to do the bantz with.
>>146347646
>commie
>The M5S is considered populist, anti-establishment, environmentalist, anti-globalist and Eurosceptic.
yeah I don't think so.
gl cucks
gl cucks
>>146347641
>>146347728
yeah of course I'm watching grant but it's like the jew isn't even trying
>>146347771
>>146347772
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>146347771
>>146347772
HIROOOOOOOO
>>146347634
xDDD jongle role is bad becasue reddit says its bad lol KEK
hahaha whoops we picked 4 strength heroes and forgot to ban timber xDDDD
>>146347646
She looks exactly like the most ruthlessly efficient project manager I ever met, I think they'll be fine.
What's my MMR?
>>146347838
the reason junglers are on the rise is because they are spillover leagueshit players that don't want to learn how to play the game and just think having more core is good while fucking over otther lanes
>>146347771
>>146347772
>a hideo kojima game
>>146347910
Trick question. You are unranked.
>>146347771
>>146347772
HHHHHIIIIIRROOOOOOSSSHHHIIIMMMMMAAAAAA
NUKE THIS SHIT
>>146347842
They're the only long-ranged strength heroes at least.
>>146347976
incorrect
>reactive armor regen completely counteracts acid spray
THANKS FROG
>>146347747
sounds commie to me
>>146347910
I'm not very fluent in Russian, sorry.
>>146347771
>>146347772
A-are we actually cucks?
>>146347954
dude if youre even somewhat decent you shouldnt be playing with spillover league players. leddit support martyr go away
>>146347352
>doujin
Guys are their any good inhouse leagues left that aren't Faceit?
>be American
>drink a1 straight from the bottle
Is grant literally America?
>>146348283
I've only heard of A1 through ixmike, isn't it some kind of sauce?
I CANT FIND A GAME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>146348379
it's delicious i put it on all my steaks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Star_Movement
>The movement bases its principles on direct democracy as an evolution of representative democracy.
communism
>One of the most important rules of M5S is that politics is a temporary service
commie thinking
>In order to be Five Star Movement candidates, citizens must be without any criminal records.
authoritarian communist behavior
>The leader of the movement, Grillo, on 15 July 2012 publicly expressed his support for same-sex marriage
cultural marxism
>>146348379
it's like the ketchup of bbq sauce
>>146348453
DELET THIS
>tfw used to hate grant and his autism
>tfw I actually like him and his humor now
I can feel myself becoming american
>>146348236
Is that the VN?
>>146348258
No.
>our cuck vs our street shitter
Who do we root for?
(about ixmike)
don't even get me started with this, omfg
The 6 of us went to Daniels (steak house in the Hyatt we were at, 21st floor, top 20 steakhouse in USA) and this fucking guy, BEFORE TOUCHING HIS $68 DOLLAR STEAK, says to the waiter "can I get some A1?" I almost passed out.
The server's response was no shit... "what?"
It was also during this dinner that I taught Mike how to use a fork and knife, no seriously like "here you hold it like this.... no put your finger on the back of the fork... are you right handed?... cut with your right hand... no turn the fork around... there you go... no cut the steak into smaller pieces"
Mike learned a lot this trip. So did I.
>>146348531
welcome brother
>>146348536
cucks
>>146345476
Reminder that Grant's life is so sad that he's used his vacation time so he can cast the ti qualifiers.
I am Ukrainian, do you believe me?
>>146348453
who cares. she is hot asf
>>146348653
Yes I know slavs post here.
>>146348625
he actually did a shift at 4am and took one day off
he saves vacation for ti
>>146348453
>direct democracy = communism
I'm not reading anything else you ever say, please put on a tripcode.
>>146348534
taimanin card game
>This teamfight
Holy shit NAdota.
It's a wonder EG managed to escape from this hellhole.
Is any NA team as great as TI3 Liquid?
>>146348653
post tummy qt
>>146348653
No, Ukrainians are all liars.
>>146347910
lul, pudge?
>Morphling
Madman.
Grant is teaching me so much Im so grateful. I wish I could suck him off as payment.
>>146348258
yes it's called RANKED MATCHMAKING
6.5k+ at peak hours is basically inhouse league
>grant's science lecture
TI comfyness rank:
TI3 > TI1 = TI2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TI5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TI4
>watch grant for fun and memes
>get a free lesson in particle physics and neuroscience
my god this guy is a living legend
>>146348982
>TI1
No.
>>146348982
yurocuck
>>146349042
who doesn't like tobi and drums?
I got TWOOOO baskets
Who is objectively the cuckiest hero in Dota?
>>146349169
why is mike rushing aghs?
>>146348962
Yeah no shit, but I'm not 6.5k+
>>146349215
In the name of mysecretlove, I will use this power well!
>>146349169
Alchemist
>small man letting a big ogre do all the work for him
holy fuck KEKED
how is morphling balanced
>>146349012
He just never stops
>>146349343
Pretty much any carry with an io up it's ass is good.
How much Dr.Pepper did he drink already?
What the fuck just happened?
>drops bloodstone in enemy base
thx cucks
cucked em
>IT WORKED
WAYTO IS SO BAD JESUS DUDE
cucked em
DROPPED HIS BLOODSTONE IN ENEMY BASE
FUCKING MASTER BAITER MASON
Cucks doing the cucking LMFAO
Please don't lose this, cucks.
Well the cuck meme officially escaped 4chan. What will we say now?
>>146349482
What, did this really happen?
>>146347565
>not watching OUR BOY GRANT
>>146349565
You're a little late
In what situation would one draft an Ogre Magi Earthshaker Faceless Void trilane mid?
clips.twitch.tv SLASH grandgrant/AnnoyingTarsierGrammarKing
REMINDERS THAT EUROS WILL NEVER BE ON OUR LEVEL
>>146349565
>we
>>146349565
>official escaped
>just now
I guess you missed capitalist saying loda was "sitting in the back like a cuckold" during a cast
>>146338523
>>146349587
Cucks literally fucking smoked from their base into the enemy mid t3 and mason dropped his bloodstone for fun.
>>146349648
When you drank too much vodka.
Why don't we see io medusa more often? Seems like it would be a good combo.
>>146349547
Literally Tide Aghs. And you want this.
>>146349773
Because dusa does no damage.
They don't even WANT to play EG, do they?
>>146349773
because medusa needs strong laners/people to delay the game
its good on paper but ingame it works against each other since io is far better in early game compared to late
ixmike is so bad
why is Grand Grant so fierce
>>146349929
Cucks obviously want to watch someone else defeat EG for them.
>>146349773
>Heroes where a rapier is literally core
>Viable in pro games
pick 1
>NA stuff
>>146349967
na genes
MINUTELY REMINDER THAT AN NA TEAM WON THE EU QUALIFIER.
HOW KEKED CAN A REGION GET????
calibration begins haven't played ranked in a year edition
i sure hope i get out of the trench with meme picks
LMAO MASON
Jeez I want to live in America just for the NEL experience, hooly shit
N A D O T A
MASON WITH THE DAGON
Holy shit...
BASED MASON WITH THE CLUTCH DAGON PURCHASE
MASON
THE OUREST OF GUYS
>>146350019
Don't worry anon, this hero who literally cannot move is the safest rapier-carrier around, I assume!
>NA DOTA
MASON FORGING THE NEW TIMBER META
>>146349690
It was Era, though.
>Mason
what the fuck
no really what the fuck
i'm literally
what
A moment of silence for the fallen hero of old
....
how can anyone not love NADOTA
>>146350247
Silence and watching
>>146349954
Really? Isn't relocate good for late game saves too? The io would also help medusa be more relevant early.
>>146350247
The man who had the courage to ignore the throw order
;_;7
I fucking love NA dota.
>EG vs EG Bulba
>>146350234
this is classic mason
its just people that have been playing each other in 20% of their games for years at a time doing memeshit, nadota baby. its incestuous.
>>146349967
I was watching in game and the guy sounded so fucking bored.
>>146350372
yea but then you're just dodging a fight
sorta like a shitty grave, it doesn't actually help dusa win the game
and relocate saves are very unreliable, lategame it's just not great
EG gonna let EG Bulba thru
Then win friday
thx mike
HASSANBOWL GET HYPE
>>146349773
>no damage
>no EHP
>no mobility
i dont know
>>146350473
the game was over desu a long time ago, cucks was just fucking around
What was it that Mason typed at the end of game 2?
>>146350043
can someone explain how valve determines which region you go to?
I imagine if Secret had a choice they would have chose NA. The teams should be easier there.
>>146350778
wherever you are physically located
>>146350778
Pretty sure you just need to live there.
>>146350625
>medusa can't buy maelstrom
>medusa + io don't have effective hp from a 60% + 20% damage block
>io doesn't provide mobility
grants browsing d2g i know this
>>146350880
>Maelstrom is significant damage
Only on WR
Good point.
Good point.
>>146350842
>>146350809
artour, EE and bulba are all in NA though??
>>146350778
You can sign up for whatever region you want.
when is esports
>>146350895
Im certain he shitposts on nadota exclusively
So.
That's an interesting team profile.
>>146350895
>Implying based Grant would stray anywhere where EUpoors are allowed.
>>146350986
EG about to get cucked out of TI any minute now
>>146350960
Artour and EE should be in the Secret team house in Turkey or where ever it is. Bulba is there now too.
>>146350960
They are all in Turkey.
>>146350986
who is this erection confection?
>>146350960
no they're from NA but they're in a team house somewhere in turkey prob
>>146350960
delete this
>>146350986
God Sheevers skin is so fucking gross look at her chest. How does Owen stomach fucking this broad?
>>146350960
they're from NA
but physically they're somewhere in EU or their turkroach overlord housing
>>146351019
Make sure to buy out the heroic item drops
>>146351206
>hard carry wisp
>ask for commends
GUYS I FOUND THE COUNTER TO SLARK
BRISTLE
BACK
>slark jumps you
>quill spray everywhere
>starts hitting you in the back
>quills
>uses dark pact
>more quill spray
>realizes that he is dying faster than you are
>uses his ult to run
>QUILL FUCKING SPRAY
>chase him down spamming like mad until he dies
>bish
>Bash
>BOSH
>>146351320
>slark
>attacking a bristle
>ever
maybe in your 1k mmr games lad
>>146351320
>we need an aussie to counte an aussie
Make sense
>>146351206
>tfw you already eat hot pockets as mid ogre
This is what autism looks like.
>>146351393
>Bristle
>Aussie
lmao stupid little bitch
>>146351320
>Slark buys a silver edge
>Slark melts Bristle before any significant damage is taken
>>146351465
Grant is great. People like him and Mason make NA dota the best.
>Grant will fade into irrelevance after this and never be offered a chance to cast again
>This genuine love for Dota with real intimate knowledge of NA will be gone replaced by le happy merchant
>only robot casters who yell to create hype and spout meme words like tempo control
I hate our current casters
>>146351320
Void is the actual legit slark counter, you just use time dialation after he purges
>>146351206
>random hero 6 boot build
>repeat until godlike spree
FUCK
Guess techies or tinker would be best
HASSANBOWL CAN'T START SOON ENOUGH
>>146351564
we have to back grant with everything we can.
>>146351564
Hes gonna be at the BTS shit
>>146351206
>Your name doesn't begin with X
>Repeat until 5 losses
why doesn't dota have intro's like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG5gkY4JP7A&
post yfw ritsu gets cucked
>>146351767
>Mfw Yawar beats his little brother mid now that Storm isn't OP
>>146351764
Because even CGI tattoos have the taint of degeneracy to them.
>>146351764
because this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqnyJHa6m4
>universe Slardar
Nope
>>146351767
>mixed blood shitskin
>winning against the pureblooded, the true ancestor shitskin, EVER
THE FIX IS IN
EG SHALL NOT BE LOSING
Is there any way for EG to lose? I've not watched any NA qualifier games
>>146351682
forced to cast some garbage games at 4 am while aneendraoid and llama cast grand finals :^)
>>146351564
him and tralf are the only casters that have real knowledge of all metas, patches, and a real grasp of the scene
>>146351976
They don't deserve to be in TI if they lose to even one game,
Sheever?
>>146351979
I would literally kill myself if this happened
HoNtrash > dotrash
>>146351976
Not really
>>146351976
They literally need to have heart attacks mid-game. If ixmike or Mason were on EG there would be hope.
>>146351564
bts has been getting btfo'd by owen davies all day
grant has almost as many views as the jew right now
the future that you describe is more dead today than it has been for years
>>146351979
It just ain't fair. He LOVES dota, has been around forever, dicks around in game with pros on the regular, and is less relevant than some random dykes and fucking slacks.
>>146352087
can you go to bed and stop shit posting euro
>>146352103
What kind of dad posts sexy shirtless photos of his son?
>>146351883
46 FLAVORS
>>146352204
>philadelphia, europe
okay son. have a sheever on me.
>>146352271
i love this man
>>146352229
one who cuts his sons dick
>>146351206
>cliff jungle
>make your team believe you are pro
this would be easy if i was playing with my trench friends
Will we ever see another dota event again?
>no frostivus
>no diretide
>no yearbeast
So what's the reason they called themselves EG Bulba?
>>146349343
>low ms
>initial atk is low
>>146349773
>no lockdown:the combo
>>146352229
A very proud one
Time for secrets.
>>146351682
>>146351979
honestly got pretty mad last time he was at bts shit and they didn't let him cast and put him on some sea shit
BAKA LD YOU STUPID FAT JEW
>>146351320
> What is Silver Edge?
>>146352229
One who is proud of his son's success and physical body. You wouldn't know that feel would you.
>ppd waiting for the very last second
kek
>>146352190
ld has already established bts as the "premier" dota studio, these past couple of days change nothing. grant and owen are competing with no name garbage casters on bts but once the regional qualifiers start ld will actually spend money on casters that twitch normies recognize reseting any progress that may have been gained for better casting
>>146352351
I believe bubla was coaching DC or was on some team I forgot
but basically since he left his spot to join EG with aui he caused a bunch of teams to disband and then he left eg for secret
just some NA BANTER
>>146352460
holy shit I had this game too but I never rememberd the name
thank you based grant
>>146352351
memes
DOUBLE RUNE
IT';S OVER
>>146352434
Why the fuck would I be a dad with an adult kid and still be here? Do you even understand that what you said is asking me if I'm a dad, not whether my own is proud of me? Illiterate Aussie hour?
>>146352583
what the fuck does that even mean.
CRUMBLING AT THE 2 MINUTE MARK
>>146352351
bulba is the butt of jokes
>losing mid to your younger sibling
End yourself desu
get cucked by your own brother
>>146352583
not that anon but he pretty much said your dad isn't proud of you. nothing confusing at all
>>146352309
i love sheever
heh
>>146352856
DELETE THIS
Is echosabre good on PA?
>>146352932
not really
>Fear's perfect CS
the god
thank goodness he's back on carry
>>146352932
Not really.
SECRET STATUS?
EG STATUS?
>>146352963
>>146352987
Why not, wouldn't it theoretically be good because of the added chance for coup de grace?
>>146352932
no
draskyl hates it
he explained why its bad, too
>>146352932
No. It absolutely unequivocally is not, but people will tell you otherwise. Her massive phantom strike IAS makes the gain from ESabre on her much less than other heroes.
>>146353012
Secret is into Regionals
This is grand finals of Open#1 for NA, aka EG is basically into Regionals
why is this team called EG BULBA if Bulba is on Secret. Is he going to sue?
>>146353012
Secret = into regionals
EG = currently playing EG.Bulba in bo3 winner into regionals
>>146353012
secret won
eg playing oq finals right now
>>146353034
Buy a Hyperstone. Or a Daedalus.
>>146353034
Phantom Strike exists for quick attacks, dagger exists for slow and both have a relatively low CD.
If you want an early/mid game PA fighting build just do the SNY BKB Abyssal AC build.
>>146353045
Can I find a video on this?
>>146353034
your phantom strike already gives you great attack speed
you're basically spending 2.6k gold for mana regen instead of just buying an aquila or medallion
its like buying a daedalus on juggernaut
>>146353197
>early/mid game
>list 4 items
vlads deso bkb is what you are looking for
>Americans make fun of Europe for being infested with refugees
>half of NA dota scene is shitskins
Care to explain yourselves americucks?
Reminder to launch your Dota 2 wtith -gl enabled!
>>146353350
You can get two of those by 25 minutes.
>>146353264
sorry my man i dont do the whole vod thing
also, it was a long time ago and i dont remember when exactly
plus, anons were kind oenough to explain
pretty much what they said
Do you think Fear will continue to play pro dota well into his thirties?
>>146353376
Our shitskins are good at video games.
>>146353376
our refugees are competent
>>146353325
Meanwhile in my games
>>146351206
>any girl hero roleplay
>ping spam all game
It's like I'm a real girl!
Hey dotards why do you not have a single fluffy hero?
>>146353376
>America is pretty much a land of immigrants since natives got cucked hundreds of years ago
>Europe is literally the native home of the white race and now they are getting cucked just like American natives
That's my outlook on the whole situation.
>>146353569
we have plenty of furfag heroes what are you talking about?
>>146353437
and finish the 4 by 45 no longer early/mid game
>>146353442
I think he might go support post TI6, if they place well. Winning 2 TIs would be retirement tier
>>146353454
>>146353469
>scene so shit even former TI champs fail to get invited
>scene so shit NA received 0 (zero) direct invites
>>146353695
Sorry we dont get pity invites like NaVi
>>146353695
nice asspulling
admittedly EG is the only competent team from NA
>>146353569
hmmm?
>>146353695
euro cucks actually believe this
Where the hell was this Universe during his entire time on Secret?
EG Bulba actually kind of doing it?
>>146353065
bump
>>146353847
Plugging his ears to avoid the screams of EE
>>146353847
Honestly? Universe and EG's style is just do it. EE second-guesses too much. A lot of the time Universe just goes in because that's the style he's played for 3 fucking years, but EE and PPY are just jacking off in the jungle.
>>146353847
making sure agent artour was still bled blue and was not converted to yuroism
Is Grant altogether sane?
>grand talking about quick hands
so this is why retards in my pub matches think EchoSaber is a good item on Life stealer
>>146353772
>Scaly
>Fluffy
Nice game dotards
>>146353847
He want to go but EE said chotto matte then he's like nani? Thats how they lost
"I'm not support"
And then we lost.
>>146353974
yea if only everyone in this game had as much insight into the game as your 2k ass
I'm sure this fear player is just a fucking retard
>when you punch you always want to have your thumbs out
>>146354092
next day after ww was released i got one of those mid lane in ranked all chatting with enemy 'im just having fun experimenting dude' 'its just a prank bro'
>>146354092
>not even the aghs for the siege weapon mode
triggered
Good way to break your thumbs.
>>146354142
go for the eyes
-grant
>>146354142
>eye gouge for first on the swings
>>146354184
>he doesn't know
keke
i went out for a smoke and the game is over
what happened?
>>146354092
>I'm not a support
And then we won.
>>146354246
EG got tired of fucking around
>>146354142
>breaking your thumbs
>>146354169
explain this build to me.
Is it like siege jakiro?
ALSO. Has Siege Brewmaster been tried since the Earth change?
>>146354246
EG.Bulba is a trash player and a trash team
>>146354246
>smoking
What if Shitsustack had a leader who called shots, didn't tilt, and wasn't a complete fucking mongoloid?
Would they be viable then?
>JT
Grant has good taste.
>>146354343
Then they'd be a yuro team lul
>>146354304
If you have aghs the Q becomes a toggle with no cooldown. If you're building auto attack, it's obviously not as good as a traditional carry but it's workable.
When has Reddit ever been right?
>>146354343
you'd still have 2 tilters on your team because you can't make ritsu stable
Grant off to piss the kidney stones away
>>146354246
>i went out for a smoke
>>146354320
the team name really has great milage
this isn't even interesting. Yawar is sumail's brother or something right?
Of course he's not going to try and leave even a remote possibility of denying sumail his ticket to TI
>no sheets on bed
>bare lightbulb above
>cardboard boxes
>only drinks dr. pepper
Is grant a serial rapist?
>>146354484
dick is so big they just fall out of his urethra
>>146354492
>going outside to vape
????
10 (ten) Dr. Peppers
I love this man.
>Like with A LOT of famous people u start out a douchebag/pervert/bully and get molded into a role-model through fame/acceptance.
The nice guys don't go anywhere, see myself.
We just have the reverse effect, start out perfect/kind/nice/respectful/the guy who stays an hour late at work to do the dishes someone left behind; and slowly become senile and crabby through outright blatant ignorance from society and no opportunity.
Wont be long before Grant gets TI invites and I might get fucking triggered.
>>146354565
No he is ready to get on the move if THE ORGANIZATION ever finds him.
>>146354598
>>146354626
Stop reposting shit from Reddit.
>>146354626
you being nice is not the reason you're not going anywhere, that's just the narrative you're going with because the truth isn't as nice as you are
Is Grant single handedly saving the open qualis?
>>146354563
naw yawar would totally do that
he's NA and he would brag about it every single day for the rest of sumails life
>>146354563
t. only child
>slacks is a stand-in for DC
would be a shame if DC lost a player huh
>>146354758
Grant and Owen
>>146354563
He is the older brother, and you are fucking dumb if you think Yawar wants to lose to his younger brother on stream
>cannot queue for match making at this time
every single other game
fuck yo uvalve
>>146354871
OD was a lazy little boy for day 1 EU qualifiers.
>>146354871
ODPixel's stream has been fucking garbage desu.
>No interesting discussion
>Nothing fun
>No energy or excitement
>Literally just two retards eating food and being lazy
Oh damn our boy Grant is rich now
animefag btfo
>>146354979
but but meme videos
honestly baka europe, how you don't have a good cast (lmao the other option was some shit cast from bts) for your qualifiers
>>146354758
pretty much
i see no reason why you would watch anything but grant for na and owen/sheever for eu
literally 2 streams
>>146354741
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4pele3/grandgrants_open_qualifier_stream_is_hilarious/d4kfggg
OUR GUY
just like me Grant
GRANT QUITTING HIS WALMART JOB
WE RICH NOW
Bulba has a useless Kunkka, but double melee cores vs DP Siphon. Could be rough early on.
>>146355046
Both day 1 and 2 have been fucking hilarious thanks to Grant. He's still got the NA flame and humor without being the full faggot he used to be.
>just kidding, I've never had a girlfriend
This hit way closer to home that it should have
>>146354979
if only yames still gave a fuck about dota
had that ion shell glitch happen to me too
Post yfw Yawar beats the shit out of Sumail after these series
>>146355105
That support Kunkka they played against a couple rounds ago fucked Sumail up.
>>146354979
GrandGrant is streaming you fuckin retard.
>>146355120
He does though. Have you ever looked at viewer lists on twitch during large tournaments? He's almost always in the channel under staff. He's just not active in the scene and Valve basically killed any chance of him being in it.
hope the /r9k/fags don't come flooding into the thread
>>146354979
>>146354941
I don't know, he was bretty gud at the start of the first day. And even the second day you could see how he was ten times more energetic and overall more interested in casting when Sheever's not around. That's what having a gf does to you basically, from a lively passionate memer you turn into a fat slobbering unenthusiastic vegetable
>>146355203
Yeah Kunkka was the only reason for that but now he can just spin out
>manhandling
what did he mean by this?
>>146355340
get bodied son
>>146355201
Oh shit, Zai wasn't kidding, Sumail really is balding
>>146355293
And what will AM do when he has to stand still for 4 secs?
Lads did BSJ make it to TI6?
>>146355260
they had 2 long days plus they made a mistake drinking beer and wine
eating also makes you chill and lazy
eu quals were exhausting
i think we will see usual fast paced owen casting during bts hub thing for sure
>>146355460
nope
still has one more chance
>>146355460
Nobody has made it through opens except for Team Secret and Evil Geniuses.
Yawar getting rekt by his little brother.
>>146355460
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ritsu never won anything
actually savage
tfw you will never taste victory
Grant should really be getting disability money.
>aluminum foil's not bad, I've eaten it before
nice client you got there
>>146355515
fuck, I missed the BSJ support stream from CLQ ;_;
Sumail diving just to beat the shit out of his brother.
I swear to god there's gotta be some really bad blood between them. Like did Yawar fuck Sumail's childhood crush or something?
straight up do not understand how the main qualifier for NA has less teams, everyone except like 4 teams, 2 of which you can argue shouldnt even be playing in NA.
>>146355784
are you autistic or do you just not have a sibling?
Are EG just gonna wait this one out and farm for lategame? Why is Fear going ultra defensive maxing spell shield second?
>>146355787
reddit hates NA and valve submits to their whims
>Dota esports steals Undertale's storyline
>>146355906
ignore this.
is this EG shit a bo3 ? bo5 or what the fuck
>>146355935
>NA don't have enough teams
>my reddit boogeyman
?
>>146356000
checked
>>146355787
consider yourselves lucky that you're even getting 2 TI slots when NA region is garbage. Literally the only tier1 teams in NA all have 3-4 Euros on them.
>>146356030
bo3
>grant dropping knowledge bombs
why are euros so dumb in comparison?
eg wins
yawar spoilers
soon I can finally sleep
yawar spoiling in Grant's chat
Lads brexit started
>>146356224
it's not really a spoiler when they're getting raxed pre 20 minutes
Easy
we did it reddit!
>you guys broke rules so enjoy open qualifiers!
>Secret and EG shitstomp them super hard anyways
What was their longest game? I think Secret had a 30-35m game but all of EG's is like sub 30
>>146356260
European Union 2016.89
*Removed United Kingdom
*Destroyed boats now give 38-45 refuges, up from 25-32
WE DID IT REDDIT!
Is Grant on drugs
What the fuck
>we did it reddit
quite literally our guy
europe BTFO
we did it reddit
grant is our guy
Was this a bo3? did they win 2-0 or 2-1?
>>146356381
prodota gaming actually raxed team shitrekt
i thought they could actually pull it off for a second
welp
now what do I do
Hahahaha EG confirmed redditors
>>146356381
Secret had a 50-60 minute game against Comanche
>eg and secret will get btfo in open qualifiers - d2g
>>146356449
2-0
>>146356452
Watch our guy Rotk beat IG.Vitality in 15 minutes
>>146356452
it's time to play dota and overwatch all day long
>>146356482
When did Reddit become /d2g/?
>>146356063
thx senpai , now i can go to sleep
I missed game 2. How is it already over?