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Previous: >>146321163
Mei is cute
YOUNG PUNKS
GET OFF MY LAWN
>>146332075
and fat, too
Junkrat/Roadhog OTP
Xth for I need more webms
why is sadbot so sad?
Lucio x Mei?
if you
>play Torb or Symmetra on attack
>play genji or tracer on defense
>pick mercy or zenyatta on KOTH
>ever pick D.Va
you are trash and should consider killing yourself
Who in NA (west coast) wants to group for that bonus exp. No mic for now so shy people welcome. I have no friends.
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146332137
you walked into the training room
so he's imitating your mother and demonstrating disappointment hoping you finally get good
>>146332137
Why is this meme so bad?
>tfw no egyptian goddess to worship
>>146332063
pick one
>>146332065
6/10
>>146332067
1/10
>Be Roadhog
>See Mercy healing the enemy team
>Hook the bitch and pull her close
>She realizes her mistake and says "Thank you daddy"
>Give her what she wants, the Whole Hog
>Scrapjaculate all over her
Reminder that Blizzard will never implement this interaction.Why live.
Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.
After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.
"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.
Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.
The End
>>146332268
Does she have a mono-boob under the armour as well?
>>146332253
it's not a meme. memes are funny, not sad
got placed in rank 43 for competitive. i thought it was supposed to be challenger 1-5, advanced 1-5, etc?
Can I shill my friend's stream
Sometimes we're funny
/yubstv
>>146332158
>BR with fat china
Fuck off nigger, Lucio is Omnicsexual. Hanzo is fucking Meithrough the dragon's eyes
>>146332158
She is fat, she only deserves Roadhog. Fat people should stick to fat people.
>Diner on Route 66 has a "Cash Only" sign on the wall
I'm sorry what fucking year does this game take place?
>>146332435
>Implying Route 66 isn't a preserved Relic at this point with no real function other than tourist attraction
>>146332137
>this place is empty
>im running out of fuel
>my cpu is overheating
>i wish i was at home
>i miss my old job as a pizza delivery unit
>>146332435
The year where bottled water is $600 from the movie theatre in Hollywood.
>>146332435
America is a wasteland and you're wondering why they won't take credit?
When is actual ranked mode out?
>>146332518
by the end of this month if all goes well
>>146332518
Next tuesday
How do I D.va? Do I just fly into the enemy team and then defense matrix or what?
How do I stop the fucking rubberbanding?
My internet is fine, I get into a game and its like I'm playing from a third world country.
I don't have that Gamefirst ROG shit that people are saying that causes crazy rubberbanding
I'm totally fucking clueless
i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with
>join match in progress
>barely a minute went by
>walk around the corner
>zarya already glowing like the sun
>>146332648
the button you want to press as much as possible as D.Va is "H"
usually while in your team's spawn room
>>146332513
that's this year
I'm becoming a genji main as of today.
Tell me how my Genji kit looks or if I should change out anything.
Skin = Carbon Fiber
Emotes = Cutting Edge
Victory Poses = Sword Stance
Voice Lines = Not Good enough
Sprays = Signature
Highlight Intro = Unsheathing the sword
>>146332023
>wanting
I didn't express any desire or want for them at all.
But coming from a company that has a game in which millions of players used "toons" it's fucking stupid to expect people not to use the same word in another game made by the same company.
>>146332712
are you acute girl?
>>146332361
Possibly
>Be defenders
>See this
>Still win
Can someone please post the webm of Hanzo shooting widow around the wall? The one where he uses the sight shot first then hits without hitting.
>>146332748
It's like people want to be raped with no hope of stopping it.
i have played every video game under the sun and i've never seen better asses than in overwatch. overwatch has the best asses in all of digital media.
fantastic work blizzard, you have some amazing 3d artists working there. they could make millions if they got into porn, i hope you pay them well.
>>146332135
>12 pm est
high noon is high noon, the time is irrelevant
>FIRE AT WILL
>immediately fire my ult into Zarya's
>not a single person was caught in it
>>146332513
>bottled water is $600
>socialism
>>146332796
>MFW I'm on the offense and this happens
JUST GET ON THE FUCKING PAYLOADREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146332880
Did.. did you actually see the events of said 12 PM EST?
>>146332887
ok fuck off faggot
>>146332650
I had that same shit happen to me a couple weeks ago. No matter what I did at least 50% of the time I tried to play my ping would spike every few seconds and make the game unplayable. Nothing I tried fixed it and then one day it just went away and hasn't started again so maybe you'll get lucky like me.
>>146332887
are you anugly girl?
>>146332883
>FIRE AT WILL
>I drop the beat as the entire team unloads into us
>no one dies, we win seconds later
>potg goes to a bastion
eh
>>146332883
I'm going to get Ovaltine!
>>146332513
>implying people aren't mining asteroids in space for $3 trillion a gram of space dust
I can't make it out. Is Lucio doing the windup to his ult before he gets reaped here?
>Surefour
So how longer does the "Roadhog is balanced/not OP" meme have before it dies
Hotshot fire toon when
jesus surefour went fucking off at the end there
>>146332513
It's probably not that much accounting for inflation, but holy shit.
Makes me wonder, how is the euro doing in 206X?
>>146333030
at least i'm not the only one who heard Ovaltine
I although what I heard was "and don't forget Ovaltine"
>>146332648
OK Anon I'm going to go autist mode on you
D.va is never a good main tank. She's always better with a secondary tank that teammates can early behind. She's more like a slightly slower armored tracer with less range. Flanking and such healing herself etc. Her defense matrix is useful but doesn't last very long, it's good for absorbing ults that rein 's shield can't handle, like Pharah. It's only good if you're with teammates, allowing them to pick off the char ulting. Picking D.va you should just get up in the enemies face. Charge into them and melee causing them to move back. Good for adapting, you don't have to kill them just push em back all the way to the final spawn then switch to something more useful. As much as I enjoy D.va and just getting large killsrreaks because you're off doing your own thing, you're better off choosing another tank that's more helpful to the team comp and scoring kills for yourself.
I made a slight adjustment. In terms of having a team that can work fine on any Attack/Defense map, I find this to be fairly accurate now, since I've been seeing a lot of Zarya lately and she's always a problem on the enemy team.
>>146333070
Possibly, hard to tell
>>146332862
They're pretty good at butts in all of their games.
>>146332748
moth a cute~
There's a way to show the correct missile count for mechaqueen skin? Mine keep showing 5 missiles max.
So when are all these pro hackers gonna get banned?
>>146332135
looks like you posted a shoop.
>>146333169
>Zarya as solo tank.
You retarded anon?
>that one game where the defenders shut your entire team from the point/payload until the last 30 seconds
>then you guys steamroll the defenders all the way to the end and win
Anyone else get those games now and then? It's like the defense gets cocky or something.
>Ilios
>genji and hanzo keep crawling up walls from side to side to trigger overtime
GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE YOU FUCKS
>>146333085
It will probably never die, the hook kill is too personal so people will always be butthurt about dying to Roadhog and make memes.
Also you seemed to have typed it incorrectly but it was an honest mistake. let me fix that for you:When is the "Roadhog is OP and I'm definitely not bad" meme going to die?
>>146333208
Similar they may be, the differences are in the finer details.
For starters. His winston actually died at some point
xth for Best Streamer
>>146332765
Edgy
>>146332158
as cancerous as mei is i don't think she's a mud shark
>>146333009
>Ult kills 3 people and I follow it up with another regular kill right afterwards
>Bastion gets POTG for killing two people
Fuck sake
Why do people tryhard with Winston? This isn't even ranked, he's incredibly boring to play due to his low skill ceiling. You can't be bad at Winston and you can't be good at him, it's all the same bullshit
>soloqueue close to every single game
>have a win rate of 60%+ as Mercy at 120+ games
>have a 39% win rate as Lucio at 50~ games
I thought it was supposed to be easier to carry as Lucio. Destined to be a healslut.
>>146333248
I've had plenty of those. They put so much into the first part they can't get anything set up as you just kinda roll them until you hit the last point.
>>146333235
Considering the fact that she can just pop a shield onto her or a teammate during any situation almost whenever she wants, for example of her or a teammate is hooked, Zarya is fine as a solo tank.
Mako x Mercy is the ultimate OTP
>>146333318
lmao the dude in the blue shirt has bigger tits than the girl below him
>play in the morning
>everyone is pretty good, nothing strange happens
>Afternoon hits
>retards crawl out of the woodwork
>people ignore pharah
>Reignhards just charge in
>people don't stand behind the shield
>nobody pays attention to chat
>"if someone chooses something I don't like I play hanzo"
>team now has four hanzos
>76 with gold in healing
>mercy is on the team
>people just randomly fighting
>objective is ignored
>team gets getting killed by reaper ults when they are taking pot shots for no reason
>nobody wants to go in
Fucking normies
>>146333318
>Kylo Ren reading out Twitch donations
What a lovely mental image
>>146333359
Because people tryhard with Widowmaker and Hanzo even though it isn't even ranked.Get fucked :^)
>5 medals every game as roadhog
>43% winrate
I'm feeding ults, aren't I?
>Blizzard is adding Golden Guns
Are we /cod/ now?
>>146333169
Establishing metas
STOP
I WANT THIS GAME TO BE FUN
>>146333372
1) you're using rez properly
2) you aren't using lucios ult properly
>>146333372
Lucio requires effort and teamplay, mercy is just lol whoops 5 man revive i guess we won
I don't get it why is nobody using Roadhog this game? He was MVP last game
>>146333168
Thanks for the tips anon!
>>146333479
No because this game is actually fun
>>146333085
Roadhog is balanced except for one detail;
that his hook stuns the target for longer than him.
If he and the target were stunned for the same amount of time and could react at the same time, he wouldn't be such a fucking monster. That hook should have a team to capitalize on, not guarantee a kill on anyone below 400 hp.
Other than that he's fine. He tanks for days, but he's a tank, so..
>>146333479
>implying CoD is the first game to have a golden gun
Well, at least you didn't say TF2 like most people do.
>>146333496
If you haven't noticed, most matches have nearly the exact same teams at this point anyways.
>>146333530
>Lucio requires effort and teamplay
"Everyone stand near me and nobody will die!" doesn't take any effort. I routinely get 15k healing with Lucio
>>146333479
yes
expect 4 new overwatch games priced at $80 in the next 3 years
>>146333469
maybe. I can stop pretty much every ult as Roadhog though so it's a fair trade off. Hook is so good.
>>146333443
Well you can practice widowmaker to get better at her, Hanzo should be removed though. Retarded hitbox, retarded arrow spam.
>>146333169
>Winston, Roadhog, Reaper
>Uninvolved
>>146332126
I want to sleep on Roadhog's belly
>>146333359
Because people can't be dealing with Widowmakers going unchecked
Thank fuck he exists or no one would enjoy the game
>>146333554
>>146333554
>He implies COD4 wasn't fun incarnate
Mercy player spotted
>>146333627
Talk's cheap. Prove it fag
>>146333567
>roadhog patchnotes
>you can now shoot while hooked by an enemy roadhog
problem solved
am i the only one who saves loot boxes and then opens them all at once?
>>146333479
>his frame of reference for golden guns is CoD
>not even tf2
Kill yourself my man.
Is seagull the only genji player at the highest tier of play?
>>146333679
Can Zenyatta be hooked while he's ulting, or does it just bounce off him?
>>146333372
>play mercy
>reaper wants my ass
>tracer wants my ass
>nobody kills the widow
>positioning is trench warfare
>defending myself equals telling them to kindly fuck off which doesnt work
>play lucio
>spam and hold spacebar like some spastic kid
>break it down ocassionally
>shoot M1 for random headshots
>huehue M2 for selfpeel
>win
i hate mercy
>>146333479
yes call of duty invented golden guns
>join match
>2 seconds left until your team loses
what do?
>>146332126
Roadhog just seems so comfy.
>>146333784
If i said 'we /tf2/ now?' it would be a lie, because it was always tf2
>>146333530
Hmm, I am not sure. I feel like Lucio is easier to play, when it comes to contributing to heals and such, by just being there. But I guess I need to play him more. Right now I am just hopping on him when the situation feels more desperate, and KotH. But for the most part I agree with
>>146333627
Suppose I have to play Lucio more though.
>>146333753
>Prove it
Just play a game with lucio and 5 players that aren't Hellen Keller on morphine. watch as you drop the beat 5 times on a 2 point KoTH
>>146332650
Connect via Ethernet instead of wifi
>people who only ever play Lucio on Illios
>>146333786
no I have seen a few others on pro teams.
>>146333805
bounces off, but you can hook his teammates away from the healing aura. People think it makes him and everyone else invulnerable. But it only makes HIM invulnerable and he heals everyone at a very fast rate.
>>146333786
I wish he picked a more distinct name so I could filter it.
>>146333169
>Not having mercy and lucio every game
its like you want to lose
>>146333723
They are more situational because certain maps are not great for them, while Winston is also mostly just an annoyance like Mei
>>146333775
Eh.
The problem is that roadhog can shoot you before you can move. It's a guaranteed headshot and a melee attack. Being able to shoot would give you a chance, but really the best course would be to make you both unable to act for the same amount of time, then it would be completely fine.
>>146333552
Also never believe that her ult is going to give you potg south actual players, it's only good as a zoning tool. Flanking and popping it behind them, will force them to move forward into your teammates. If you have a decent team they should take advantage of it. Get away from the ult yourself because 60% of the time it'll kill you without cover.
>>146333786
there was a guy called Wolf playing earlier who killed him in genji v genji fights nearly every time
>>146332212
Ok
>>146333923
then maybe you should consider deleting all your bird porn
>>146333884
>>146333884
You come talk to my landlord and convince him to let me drill through his office floor
>>146333901
Lucio, Roadhog, Winston, and Phara are what I see the most of on Ilios maps.
>play Reinhardt or Lucio
>get compliments from enemy team
>play hanzo
>fucking faggot learn to aim
>hurr how to play hanzo: press q durr
I never thought I'd miss at-launch Widowmaker
>>146333884
I am already, that's not the problem
Speedtests are fine too.
>>146333096
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>146334037
Soldier 76 was a real player in his hey day eh
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>>146333567
>He tanks for days, but he's a tank, so..
Dva's a 'tank' but she dies in literally 1 second if there's a Widow or a few people who can actually aim.
Hell, Widow can probably drop her in one hit.
Streetpig is fine and fucking dandy compared to her.
>full genji team
>literally 5/6 genji are carbon fiber
>>146333731
It's a good belly
>>146333359
>Playing characters I like
>Widowmaker is destroying me
>No choice other than to go as nerd DK
>Sneak behind widowmaker
>She starts panicking, jumping around, uses her grapple but I jump to her instantly and she eventually dies
>Repeat
>Winston is my most used character with a 5 hour advantage
>Buds always trust me with getting rid of snipers
Guess someone has to do it.
Is it just me or is Mercy by far the least fun support to play in pubs
>Lucio
>Fun wallriding shenanigans
>Environmental kills and speeding up to people to blast them right in the face
>Can just heal everyone nearby without giving a fuck, just don't die
>Self heals and can speed away from anyone and everyone easily, plus hard as hell to hit when he wants to be
>Zenyatta
>Blasts white hot fury all over the faces of stupid Roadhogs and Meis who run straight at him hoping for ez freeze kill on the support
>Can just throw Orb of Harmony on a teammate and wait for it to come back then throw it on the next chump to waltz up on critical health
>Low health/mobility but has shields so most of it restores
>Anyone who gets close without shotguns or something similar gets melted + usually behind the entire team and far enough away to see people coming
Mercy
>Giant bullseye painted on her ass for everyone to go to town on
>Have to be nearby someone and staring straight at them to heal/damage boost them and only one at a time
>Only score kills on dumb Widowmakers and Hanzos who aren't paying attention and don't look in the direction of eight headshots at the same time
>Always right in the middle of the action and have to have a teammate within range but far away if you want to try and escape and not die
And nobody fucking understands the concept that you have to protect the healer. Even in TF2 people had some basic idea that you don't let the Medic die but not in this goddamn game
Maybe she would be more fun if people weren't stupid but I still doubt it
>>146333901
NIGGA U EITHER GETTING 6 ROADHOG, 6 PHARAH, 6 WINSTON OR 6 LUCIO.
ENVIRONMENTAL KILLS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO DETERMINE SKILL
How's the competitive beta? Downloading it now, haven't played in a little over a week
>>146333786
There are plenty but he's very situational like Tracer while the other offense heroes have more practicality. Deathball strats are popular these days.
>>146334013
You don't have ethernet??
Is this common in the U.S or something? I don't even have a wifi adapter. Who the fuck would play with wifi
Speculation time:
QUIEN ES SOMBRA
The best and most popular theory I've heard is that she is Ana Amari, Pharah's sniper mom.
Is there anyone else who could be Sombra?
????
>>146333318
Who?
>>146333962
That's literally the point of his fucking hook. He pulls you in and gets the first action on you.
It's working as intended. You get caught, you're fucked.
>>146332190
>play torb or symmetra on attack
Ok I'll agree with you on that one.
> play genji or tracer on defense
I don't personally play these heroes, but I feel like a skilled player could use them to effectively disrupt the enemy team.
>pick mercy or zenyatta on KOTH
I generally pick Lucio on these maps, but I've seen both of the examples you gave used effectively on KOTH, I'm gonna have to disagree.
> ever pick D.va
Yeah she defiantly needs to be buffed.
>>146334082
HANZO LOCKERS
>>146332402
Fuck off
>>146334214
A completely new person from any spanish speaking country.
>tfw after ages of being shit at Genji you get POTG twice in a row
I think I'm finally learning the rules of nature brosThey weren't that great but oh well
>>146334096
>implying Carbon Fiber isn't great
I don't know why everyone has a raging hateboner for that skin just because it has a reputation of being used by tryhards
>>146333901
>Hating fun
>>146334214
>Marksman with a mid high magnification scope, akin to a triangle
>Support
Maybe she is anamari
>>146334121
if you sliced off roadhogs outtie belly button would all his guts fall out and die?
>>146334048
>enemy team gets mad that they're losing and switch to 2 Pharahs, a Lucio, and a Roadhog and do nothing but fish for environmental knockoffs
Shit like this is why I hate Ilios and 1/3 of Nepal
>>146334134
>Guess someone has to do it.
Pretty much this.
I hate playing monkey but hate losing widowmaker more.
>>146332190
Genji and tracer can be fine on defense, but they have to be really good.Don't bully D.Va
>>146334082
While insta lock Hanzos are a plague, they do occasionally get kills and can provide recon with their shift arrow.
Reins who don't look after their team and just constantly feed ult to the other team are far worse than that.
>say gg ez
>entire enemy team gets ultra butt devastated
Damn blizzdrones
>>146334037
I kinda wish the new hero is her mom so we can find out what S76 and her are talking about during that pre match conversation
>>146333854
Anyfictionalguy who you can get off on by sitting on his leg and rutting is A-okay
>>146334082
Why is "Offense Symmetra" on this list? Do people believe that builders have to be defensive due to their affinity for zone control? Symmetra is able to push reconstruct her defense matrix easily.
Pharah is the cutest and most fun.
>>146334214
Hope she isn't Ana. There's no way they could make a second sniper rifle sniper character interesting. I fucking hate the fact that they are pumping out new heroes, the game already suffers from hero fatigue.
>>146334201
It's not common. But I'm renting a room in someone else's house at $600 a month, which allows me and my poor ass to have some spending money. Their cable modem and router is downstairs in his office, right under my room. I asked about it, but they don't want anything that involves drilling through floors or tearing up the carpets. So I bought one of those gimmicky signal boosters, and it helps a bit
>>146334393
Thanks for my new kink, anon
Can someone explain my netgraph to me? My friends convinced me to buy this game but since I started the tutorial it's been lagging horribly, with characters freezing for upwards of half a second during gameplay. This is the only game I've experienced network issues in.
>>146334082
REMINDER TO VOTE IN THIS EBIN POLL
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>>146334082
at leas hanzos can sometimes be good. a bad rein can loose you the game on his own
>>146333372
Is there more of Mercy in 76's jacket?
>>146334374
>say gf skrubz
>entire enemy team spergs out at me for "not being a pro"
>eventually some of my team mates join in saying I should've switched and wasn't that effective
>>146332190
A good tracer using ults to flank the payload is fine. Mercy rez will never not be useful.
>>146334426
Well she is rumored to be a Support. Which alone would differentiate her significantly from Widowmaker. I think that despite the fact that they use similar weapons that they would play nothing alike.
>>146334141
>And nobody fucking understands the concept that you have to protect the healer.
That's because half the characters in the game self-heal. It doesn't help that Lucio is passive healing which means you're better off getting a large health pack anyway and zenyatta players consistently get lowest healing done compared to bastion/soldier 75/roadhog
>>146332190
>5/1 kdr with d.va
>still barely 55% wr because your team just runs away from your shield against the fucking pharah ult/high noon/soldier 76/etc
When does it gets better
>>146334374
I think it's the ASSFAGGOTS that are playing the game. I never understood how those 4 letters enrages half the people on the enemy team.
>>146334214
>Sombra
IS IT TIME FOR TRANQUILO
>>146334454
yw
>>146334141
>And nobody fucking understands the concept that you have to protect the healer.
>Reaper flanks
>starts shooting Mercy
>she tries to GA away
>he snoopy ghosts after her
>kills her
>none of the 4 people nearby even turn to look
>Reaper ults, killing the entire team
>MERCY WHERE REZ YOU SUCK
>I was Dva, on the other side of the map jetting up to kill their Widow, only saw this on the PotG
I didn't think the game could have a playerbase even more cancerous than League or DotA, but it does. I'm honestly impressed.
>>146334082
Offensive Torbjorn isn't even bad.
You can be clever by using your turret as a distraction and your rivet gun does plenty of damage, can also be handy to have a molten core sentry on the payload as you push it.
>>146334524
yes
>>146333318
That's not ster, who is this
>>146334214
I am.
>>146334571
Who is the best hero where you can solo carry a game?
>>146334082
all of those are acceptable and can be
>carried
except maybe the roadhog feeding ultimates
also i have never seen a mercy pocket healing someone
>>146332190
I play Symmetra on attack quite often. Especially on Hanamura, being able to quickly get back to the point is vital and those cucks never step out of their wooden orgyhouse so they never find my teleporter.
>>146334434
>But I'm renting a room in someone else's house at $600 a month
Have you fucked their daughter yet?
>>146334558
Not dota players that's for sure, shit talking is needed to play that game.
Maybe league fags that complain about "toxicity"
>>146334524
There's one of Alejandra in his jacket.
>>146334653
Tracer
>>146334672
No, I haven't fucked their son yet.
>>146333318
Best streamer is T Pain my man.
>>146334082
>Offensive Torbjorn bad
>when his gun does more damage and dps than a lot of other classes
He's honestly broken. Just stick your turret on the payload and proceed to annihilate people by yourself.
>>146334374
>fucking insanely close game on Gibraltar, take it all the way to OT and have to use Winston and multiple ults
>surprisingly free of stupid cheese and annoying shit like W+M1 Mei and 420noscope Hanzos, overall a genuinely great game
>"easiest game of my life"
>Entire enemy team throws a temper tantrum in chat about how I got carried by my team and what an asshole I am
>>146334609
you stop that right now
>>146334082
>no Genji on the list
At least i know which type of shitter you are :^)
>>146333318
reminder that you're literally a sack of shit if you care about ecelebs
>>146333753
>that nose
Fucking
>>146334537
blizzard said the next character they add will be support
it doesn't have to be her
>>146332190
>>ever pick D.Va
>>you are trash and should consider killing yourself
how many times do i kill myself now
>>146334082
>implying you can't leave your turret on torbjorn
To be helpful you have to be aggressive on torbjorn. Collecting scrap and producing armor can snowball a team real quick.
>>146334653
Zarya
>>146332190
but i play torb on attack and it actually gets my team the win
So this just happened
>Soloqueue
>Some guys pick double Reaper
>One of them is alright, the other one sucks ass
>99% on the point, enemies take it
>"easy lose gg"
>goes afk for the rest of the match and shoots furniture
>Next Map
>The same shit happens
>"you all noobs, fucking noobs"
I am a bit upset
>>146334794
Because good Genjis are scary and despite popular belief do exist
And also all wear Nomad for some reason
>Gold medal for one objective kill
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO JUST STAY NEAR THE FUCKING GIANT ASSHOLE WITH A GIANT SHIELD NEXT TO THE GIANT TANK THAT SAYS FUCKING ESCORT
>>146334082
Where's "Faggot who complains no matter what happens despite doing nearly nothing themselves?"
>>146334653
Nobody. If you try to go off on your own and """""""solo carry"""""" then nine times out of ten you leave your teammates down a man to attack/defend the objective and you're probably fucking them over.
Go back to League if you want to solo carry
>>146334653
genji if you're a god
zarya if you're competent
soldier 76 if you're shit
>>146334082
What about "the guy who picks dps when we need a support or tank"
2x Torb or more on consoles for defense is literally a free win.
Unless you get matched up against a premade that is coordinating their pushes, there's nothing easier than holding down an area than just going brain dead as a dwarf.
>>146334793
was for >>146334698
>>146334681
It's pretty bad to generalise everyone that plays league with those "players" who either don't play ranked or can't get out of silver.
nobody above that level actually complains about toxicity.
they're just casuals that shouldn't even be taken into consideration when discussing a games playerbase from the outside, because they exist in every game.
>>146334957
>that tense moment when the last guy hasn't picked and you're waiting to see if he goes support
he always picks fucking hanzo as well
>>146334957
Or the dps who bitches about no support/tank which is even worse.
>>146334550
No one cares about one's K/D on D.Va because you can just randomly hit people for 2 HP from afar and have tons of eliminations. It's also pretty hard to die on her (the squishy Meka aside) unless you play bad.
What actually matters is if you contribute in some meaningful way. I don't pick D.Va except on attack when we also have a main tank. She's pretty good for harassing the backlines/snipers and being a distraction. But honestly, the better my opponents get, the less I even want to play D.Va as it is now. (I have a 60%+ win rate on her at 100ish games).
>>146334917
That guy who instalocks Hanzo. Not even kidding, any time we have a tank or support but we need the other one there's always a Hanzo telling other people to switch. Like we ever need a Hanzo on our team, why don't they switch?
I can't play lucio
literally can't
but on control maps I feel like I have to or else I'm just a hindrance
fuck
Why isn't the alienware cup playing on 60tick? I thought they fixed it.
does it take longer to find games after lvl 100?
>competent genji on enemy team
>I am stuck on support
He is fucking everywhere all the fucking time.
>>146334815
Sombra has been being hinted at in a lot of different places. A LOT of different places. Also the devs said that "It's about time that people should be getting REALLY CONCERNED with 'Who is Sombra?'" so I think it's a safe bet that she's the next hero. A Support Sniper would be neat.
>>146334591
>>146334738
>Offensive Torbjorn isn't even bad.
>He's honestly broken.
>>146334794
I have absolutely no time played on Genji, but if we're being completely honest here random Genjis aren't that bad. At that rate I should have put McCree, Widowmaker and
>>146334917
>>146334957
this poll is about heroes, not player archetypes you memers, but if it pleases you I'll revise my poll and make a new one in just a few minutes
>>146335080
>hanzo boogieman
For me, it's usually Reinhardts, Roadhogs, Mercys and Soldiers.
>>146334846
>pick d.va
>feel like i'm not doing anything
>gold damage, gold objective kills, gold time spent on objective
>pick d.va
>feel like i'm trying as hard as i can
>no medals
>at least 10 deaths
just increase her effective range already i'm sick of doing no fucking damage
>>146335132
levels dont mean anything to matchmaking
Widow is ugly desu
>>146334846
Side note, what puts you higher up in the ladder. Number of wins or W/L or just kills
>>146335114
what can't you play about him?
if its abusing wallriding theres some good guides because its more complex than it seems, and go practice it in training and on good maps.
>>146334904
Good anything is scary.
At least trash Hanzo players can randomly hit something.
With trash Genji players you are one man short. A lot of time they are not even a distraction to the enemy team that's worth mentioning.
>>146334546
The self healing is why she can damage boost too. Plus characters like Roadhog have to gimp themselves to self-heal.
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that any of those three, when played well, can easily determine the outcome of a fight and they're worth keeping alive but nobody seems to know/give enough of a shit to do it
>zenyatta players consistently get lowest healing done compared to bastion/soldier 75/roadhog
Either the other player is insanely good or that person shouldn't be playing Zenyatta
>>146335167
Only problem I see here is Soldiers. The others are already fulfilling a tank or support role.
Rein going HAM god damn
>>146335158
>If I greentext what you said and post a reaction image I have a good argument against your post
I've won every time someone on my Offense team has gone Toblerone.
>>146334887
reaper players are the nicest
>>146332650
set your QoS properly, even if only local it'll stop all other fucking shit from chiming in on the stack
It normally would never matter, but I've seen it solve MANY latency problems, which makes me thing that maybe, just maybe, it's not a placebo
>>146332339
FUCKING STOP
>>146335158
Greentexting things I say isn't an argument.
Did you disagree and realise that couldn't explain why?
Why are people in this game such huge fucking cunts?
>>146335239
AND THEY EVEN KEEP DYING TO BASTIONS THAT ARE TOO RETARDED TO STOP SHOOTING
I
DON'T
UNDERSTAND
>>146333183
Metzen has to be an ass man
So what actual balance changes have they made on PTR? Any?
Does Blizzard really think the game is ready for competitive play in this state?
>>146335237
I can abuse wallride, binding jump to scroll makes it so easy
But, I get hit by everything and can't land any of his shots. I'm only ever useful if an enemy steps near a ledge and I push him off, otherwise I'm basically just a temporary healing station
>>146335114
I'm not playing as a nigger either
>>146332435
It's the USA.
>>146335203
>what puts you higher up in the ladder.
play time with hero
Why can cryo freeze contest points?
Why can steel trap work on ulting heroes?
Blizzard pls nerf.
>>146334393
This sort of explains my ex's interest in me.
>>146335290
that's actually pretty funny im gonna use it next match
>>146335032
found the league autist
>>146335290
They are coming from shitty mobas, this is to be expected. Most of my games have been filled with quiet players, thankfully.
>>146335290
>genji fails a jump over the pit
>blames the junkrat for it because he only spams M1
????
>>146335406
Thanks for that you autist
>>146335335
How do you grind a wall and shoot if you unbind it from space and bind it to scroll?
How do you even hold a grind with your mouse wheel?
Scroll spamming just jumps you across the wall if theres more spots to grasp.
>>146335290
OW is attracting a lot of league players who also have never played an fps before in their life
you do the math
>every single console game has AT LEAST one Torb on defense
I've been in 10 games tonight so far and every single map that's not KOTH has had one or more Torbs on defense.
Console nerfs fucking when.
>>146335264
>reinhardt is perfect in every situation
>roadhog is perfect in every situation
>mercy is perfect in every situation
Except that's wrong. Only a delusional narcissist could believe that just because they're a support or a tank, they're as useful as they can be, if useful at all.
>>146335262
people seem to have a misconception that overwatch players have played FPS's before with healers.
The majority of overwatch players are Moba-babbies and people who casually played Starcraft/Diablo/Hearthstone
Can genji deflect another genji's deflected bullets?
>>146335432
You won, who cares?
>>146335290
>get 4 medals, 40 eliminations, 25 earth shatter kills, and POTG as Reinhardt
>team blames me for losing and doesn't commend me
>>146335652
yes
>>146334957
>>146335059
I have 4 fucking gold medals and I was the first one to pick, not to mention I'm the only one dealing with the enemy and trying to take objectives.
When you're like that, I think you have a fucking right to ask for a support.
>>146335432
That gun does things to my benis wenis
I want to punch mei in her stupid face
>>146334969
You obviously don't play with Zaryas that aren't shit, Torb turrets are a free maximum charge farm that then can be used to take out the turret and dwarf pounding it with alt fire.
>>146334075
no but im cute
>>146335484
>I can only use buzzwords because I'm a meme drone who struggles articulate a point
- You
:^)
Is the whole DVA is bad thing just a meme or some shitter spouting how bad he sucks with her.
I've had great success playing DVA, even had 51 eliminations one match and I get four gold medals from time to time.
>>146335140
>Constantly get ripped apart by enemy Genji as Mercy
>See him coming one time and manage to try and get off a few shots and tell people he's there in voice chat
>HE ULTS AND SLASHES ME ONCE LEAVING ME ON LIKE 15 HEALTH
>Manage to Guardian Angel to Pharah at the ceiling taking shots at him
>HE JUMPS AND SWIFT STRIKES STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR AND KILLS US BOTH SOMEHOW
>>146335604
Can you use a mouse on Bloodbornestation and Xbone?
If not, why?
>>146335585
> unbind it from space and bind it to scroll?
You can bind both space and scroll to the action.
>>146335652
yes, genji can play ping pong
>>146335669
>>146335158
What about "the guy who thinks having medals means he's too good to play support" ?
I had a series of very fun games and the games we lost were close (though still a bit frustrating) or meme teams.
This is a good game and I am loving it.
Oh and I figured out how to grind out of the hole in Ilios. I managed to contest it from the hole and then get out to cap it.
>>146335712
>>I can only use buzzwords
>I'm a meme drone
>:^)
wow anon touched a nerve there didn't I
>>146332212
>>146334004
Been there anon, peolpe in here dont really play.
>>146335734
To be fair, his ult is still worse than a lot of others because it requires him to get up close and personal with every target and he typically cannot kill more than two enemies at once
>>146335736
there's some 3rd party tool that lets you use a m+kb, but it isn't interpreted the same
>>146335719
She's fine, she's just not a tank. People who play her as a tank, or expect the DVA on their team to be a tank are why she might seem to suck
>>146335792
No, you just made a useless post that contained no discussion or any point.:^)
>>146335719
its too much effort to play her, if you want to kill a widowmaker, mercy, soldier, you can just go monkey and have reliable damage that requires no aiming, hits multiple targets while playing your shield which doesnt stop you from shooting
>>146335305
Probably
>>146335669
>B-BUT I PICKED FIRST
jesus christ you're a fucking baby
>>146335610
>>mercy is perfect in every situation
>>reinhardt is perfect in every situation
Maybe not 'perfect' but they're never a bad pick. Her ult is always a game changer when used effectively and Rein's type of area denial is useful whether it be attacking or defending.
>>146335306
One thing I noticed from the Player test realm is that one of the most important things is when you infact your moms a hooker.
>>146335719
See >>146335073
Also once you get to a certain point people stop falling for stupid cheesy shit and stop letting you charge straight at them and ram them for like 25 damage before basically standing in one place and plinking them
>>146335895
>>146335335
>I get hit by everything
>I can abuse wallride
I mean, looks like theres a problem somewhere in there bud.
>can't land any of his shots.
Just keep your cursor at headshot range and shoot side to side.
>>146335872
I mean, isn't Reinhardt the only "real" tank? I've had people complain about literally every other tank when you pick them.
Reinhardt is the only one who can tank the way most people think to tank.
Other "tanks" need to stop the enemy team from killing squishies differently. Winston is a distraction, Roadhog is disruption, Zarya shields and kills things...
>List of legitimately poorly designed heroes in Overwatch
Mei
Hanzo
Widowmaker
thoughts
>>146335680
You had to remind me this short film existed, hadn't you?
>>146335305
He's not.
He writes stories, he doesn't have anything to do with art design.
He's also a huge cunt which explains his mommy issues.
>on defense as hanzo because why not
>zarya tells us her ult is ready
>I tell her mine is as well
>"Understood"
>she uses it and I ult with her
>turns out she black holed nothing and I wasted my ult
Ok.....
>>146335838
If he can use Swift Strike and Deflect effectively then he's basically untouchable though
Seriously that ult might have the widest variation in usefulness based on player skill in the game. A bad Genji I just backpedal and laugh at him but a good Genji I'm legit terrified and run for the nearest exit as soon as I hear [ANGRY JAPANESE YELLING]
>>146335669
that cat looks exceptionally comfortable and im surprised more people aren't talking about it.
>>146336110
Probably not, senpai.
>>146335878
I effortlessly get gold medals when I play as her. All you have to do is get in the enemies face with her, charge then shoot at point blank it's easy kills.
I just realized Bastion's full Ultimate Status voice clip is Beethoven's 5th Symphony
>>146336115
Explain the mommy issues. I only know him as a big orc fellater.
>>146336108
widowmaker is fine
hanzo hitboxes need a fucking fix
>>146336050
Wallriding makes you extremely predictable if you're not mixing it up
most people just run in circle, pharah and 76 can just destroy you
also most lucios just end up running away in a straight line without strafing, making it extremely easy for streetpig to just fuck their shit up extra-free
>>146336082
if you consider the damage soaking shield and the mass CC on his Q, while also having a pin that oneshots squish targets to beMMO basedtank things, then yea, he is
>>146335913
Really?
Why should he change his pick because someone else wants to ignore what his team has picked and pick some other shit?
That's not on him.
Most people should know what they're going to pick as soon as they see the map/gametype.
Anyone who waits is either dumb (as in sitting there trying to figure out if Lucio is strong on koth kind of dumb), or waiting to see what the team picks to accommodate it.
Potentially they're afk or tabbed out but that's on them either way.
>>146335943
wtf is this shit
>>146336110
I forget what it was called.
i'm having a problem.
when i'm completely by myself, i get knocked around like someone is pushing me. it usually happens while i'm already moving but it can also happen when i'm just standing around. i get pushed in all directions. my connection is stable.
>>146335719
Try using her in competitive mode on the PST, when people actually work together I kinda just laugh at D.VA
Hanzo's and widows are non existent, but if they do pick them they are Really good.
The genjis oh god 70 eliminations doing 1 vs 4s I don't understand they don't even have a pocket mercy.
The only time you see a pair of heroes being used is probably double reaper-tracer on control points or double soldier on payloads
>>146336186
I hate you.
Every once in a while when I try and turn around quickly my mouse will fuck up and I'll end up staring straight at the ceiling or floor spinning around like an idiot while the game goes on around me
Is it a problem with my mouse/mousepad or the game? I haven't had it happen with any other games recently. It used to happen a lot with CS:GO but that's because I had a small mousepad so I had to use a yearbook instead and it was really not effective
>>146333828
If you play with random shitters Lucio also has the natural ability to keep the team grouped which is always better.
Mercy allows whatever tank to go fuck off and get them both killed.
Is there anything funnier that watching an entire enemy team scatter from a point trying to avoid a d.va bomb.
>>146336234
>if you're not mixing it up
That kinda comes under abusing wallriding properly.
I mean he can just zig zag or something simple if he wants, but if he wants to actually get good at lucio for when he plays him he needs to put in some serious effort.
Wouldn't really need to until higher mmr though.
>>146336205
always smirking
wife looks like she's 60
amateur author, none of his books have sold more than 3k copies
>>146336335
Chirpy iirc
>one of those days where you keep being saddled with idiots
>quick play with randoms
>6v6 symmetra
>then 6v6 mercy
>after that I join a new lobby and we go quad jimmy and roll the enemy defense
Holy fuck this game is fun for the first time in 200h
>>146335937
But they can be a bad pick. Too many flankers/pick classes like Reaper, Genji, Tracer, Widow, etc. can fuck both of those 2. There's no universal solution to every team combination, but there's too many people who think there is. And I can't tell if it's from people not playing many class-based games or if it's a mentality picked up from the most popular hero-driven genre like MOBAs. The only reason to ever tell someone to switch is if they're literally doing nothing, but since Blizzard is afraid of a scoreboard, everyone just makes assumptions.
>the last parts of a payload map are always nearly impossible to win on
fuck why does this game favor defenders so much
>1 month after release
>the game still starts in widowed mode
>every time
How incompetent can an AAA developer be?
>>146336486
he looks the same age as his wife, if not older
>>146336489
I feel obligated to watch it again. Though it may be enough to push me to drinking for the next 48 hours.
>everyone complaining about hanzo's busted hitbox
>one of the worst heroes in the game
Jesus, competitive Overwatch is so deeply unsatisfying to watch. I don't know if it's the retard casters or just that the gameplay doesn't suit being watched from anything other than a POV perspective but it's dreadful.
Comp TF2 is a lot better to watch for some reason.
>want young 76 skin
>didn't bought the good goy edition
>>146336335
it's called i want to fuck christ-chan until she dies so she can rebirth on my dick
>>146335943
Is this somebody's Original Character Donut Steel?
>>146334907
Everyone wants that sick kill montage bro
>>146336509
Because if you don't stall the payload long enough, it's only a matter of time the defenders lose.
It's especially visible on point capture maps like mememura.
If you don't defend A till 1m left or Overtime, then you're thoroughly fucked.
>>146336584
Just because he's shit doesn't mean its not an issue.
>>146336459
Watching a D.va try and defense matrix my over powered laser pointer and melting.
>>146333318
Anne is my favorite dyke overwatch streamer
>>146336509
Anubis is a pain in the ass. I never really have an issue on payload maps. Something that helps is to have people (tracer, gengi) near their spawn so they cant set up their defenses.
>>146336459
Someone actually dying to it.
>>146336509
It's just like tf2.
At least with tf2 you could uber in or go ham with demo.
>>146336592
Mostly the casters honestly. Sure the rest of it is also a problem, but casters make a world of difference. If the casters are good, they can make something as fucking pathetic and abysmal like GW2 enjoyable. Otherwise, watching games becomes a fucking chore.
>>146336595
You can upgrade to it if you REALLY want it, when you try to buy it on Battle net it'll say you already own the base game and will cut the price down to whatever the difference is between the base game and the Origins edition.
>>146336592
Comp TF2 is alright, but you gotta mean 6v6. Highlander has too many people to follow individually that you miss out on enough that it can be a real toss-up to how much of the cool stuff you actually see.
>>146336580
You shouldn't hate yourself, anon
>>146335432
Invulnerability really should not be allowed to contest shit.
>>146336486
>wife looks like she's 60
u wot
she looks late 40s/early 50s
>>146335719
I like playing her but I normally play her in exchange for an offensive slot. If she's the sole tank they'll be a lot of struggle.
Quite honestly though, I feel like she has the most success in Ilios since she can utilize the the environment moreso, but that's just based off my experience
>>146336648
No, I think that's RWBY. It's a web show by RoosterTeeth that's basically an "anime" about (waifu) donut steels.
What gender does Bastion identify as?
>>146335793
Maybe i should try
>>146336648
it's RWBY.
>>146336509
Because you're shit. Every map is heavily attack favored when you're not playing with mouth breathers.
>>146336584
his arrows have a steep drop off
people are only shit because they're hitting the floor and not the enemy player
>Playing Genji with my friends in a 6stack
>Playing another 6stack but they leave after they start losing badly.
>Gets filled with pubbies
>Reaper starts raging at my Genji play and rages that I got PoTG
>me and my friends laughing our asses off in voip
>we decide to meme him even harder next round if he stays
>go 4 torbjorns, 1 symmetra and a lucio on Hollywood
>they can't even get past the front gate
>me and my friends dying of laughter in between turret repair
>his face when PoTG is me hammering my turret while no one notices me and wiping his entire team.
>>146336807
Robosexual
>>146336807
boop beep
I can now no longer play Overwatch again. It would completely ruin everything.
>>146336721
Do upgrades like that go on sale when the game does? I'd consider picking it up for like $10
>>146335734
>He didn't cancel his GA halfway and float away from the pharrah and genji so that couldn't happen
I hate it when shitters try to be a selfless healslut
>>146336807
Bastion
>>146336746
Highlander's too much of a clusterfuck to bother watching yeah, 6v6 is a lot of fun though.
i55 was fucking fantastic, genuinely some of the most fun I've had watching other people play a game.
>>146336665
Why?
>>146336803
>basically an "anime"
fuck off
not only is it not anime, it looks like it was made by a 15 year old in fucking flash in 2006
Blizzard said to themselves that they needed a character that even the purest simpleton could play and perform decent with. And Junkrat was born.
>>146336807
attackturret
Best Mercy emote?
>>146336825
yes, you've posted it for the third time
heres you're (you), well done, you didn't even show butt taunt
>>146336807
apache helicopter
>>146336907
You're a legend Anon.
>>146336990
Do the quotes around the word mean nothing to you?
>>146337024
The pule checking one
>>146336917
No idea, didn't use Battle net much since I stopped playing WoW years ago. Do Blizzard even have sales on their games?
What is that site that ranks heros based on competitive picks? They update their graphs on weekly basis. It's <something>overwatch.com
>>146337024
clapfloat.
>>146336907
>not 76 hours on soldier
2/10
>>146336807
Bastion identifies asSST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54
>>146336807
He has two modes "kill" and "maybe not kill". That's all there is.
>>146336494
>when you are not saddled with idiots for once and you realize you are the idiot
I'm so sorry, people of my team
>>146336825
>lvl 8
How i miss the times where you could kill groups of people even with a D.Va ult. No one reacted to anything.
>>146336907
how many deaths do you have?
add the number of deaths to 76 and the resulting number is how many hours you need to play for
Hey /owg/ what is our best guess at when the new skins will hit? Will it be with a new character, competitive and map? Will it be around the beginning of July? Or by Summer do they mean late summer?
(Thinly veiled; I have 2k credits and don't know if I should get the skins I want now or wait until new ones hit.)
>go up against a defending team of 5 toblerone 1 lugio on Gibraltar
>after we break through the first point they start switching off toblerone
>they barely push us off the last point after switching to a sensible comp
>I say "cowards couldn't even stick to your meme comp"
>they all start yelling in chat about how mad I am and how it's just a pub game and I shouldn't take it so seriously and etc etc
>>146336907
>only challenger
What a shitter
>>146337024
Staff spin
Pulse is good for smug mercy though
>No chicken hero
overtards?
>>146336807
A HIND D?!
>>146337095
Do you understand how they work?
>>146336494
>played for awhile with my three extremely shitty friends
>had a great time with them, but goddamn do they suck
>we lost 35 games and only won 10
>go back to soloqueue today
>now i get put in games where the enemy team literally stands still to shoot and stacks Hanzos
I can get used to this, too bad ill be back to high mmr by tomorrow.
>game so casul that a 17 year old chink can dominate world champions
I don't think this semen slurping e-sport is for me
>>146337205
you sound pretty mad now, Dave.
>>146337219
It looks like she knows and his helping him get a good look.
>>146337024
the one you like the best because you'll never get to use it
>>146336509
Are you kidding me? I always feel like the last few seconds the enemy team rams that cart up our asses.
>>146337219
lol
>>146337251
If that thing is real, how are you enjoying having chicken shit everywhere?
>>146336749
I can't help it.
>>146337353
i only bring her inside for photos
>>146337273
I'm so fucking tired of games coming out and forcing the e-sports angle instead of letting them come naturally.
BRIIIIINNG!
BRIIIIINNG!
BRIIIIINNG!
BRIIIIINNG!
>tfw lose games all day because playing with shitters
>tfw 48 percent win rate
>tfw more than a handful of loses as mercy because the team won't stop taking damage no matter how much I heal
It's been a terrible day
>>146337335
In my experience the last few seconds of any match is the only fucking time when my team actually acts like a team and sticks together rather than seperating and drip feeding the enemy.
>>146336907
nice
>>146337409
>not posting the webm edition
When should I pick Lucio and when Mercy?
In a perfect world you'd obviously want both in your team, but you know how it is.
Lucio offense and koth, mercy defense? Cant be that simple, right?
>>146337219
>that resolution
how long does the -75% exp leaver penalty last?
>>146337273
Korean pro-gamers in their prime age bracket dominating esports scenes.
Sports at 10.
>>146337409
>not holy dooley.png
Which hero can go super saiyan?
>>146336527
switch to full size windowed mode or whatever the third option is, fixed it for me
>>146337502
Zenyatta
>That feel when your win rate jumps up 3 points because you've been playing Brawl and just raping people as Torbjörn.
People always underestimate the engineers.
>>146337273
to be fair she's like the 0.00001% elitist asian mega gamer with military experience
d.va's not some random slut
>>146337415
WE HAVE A MERCY ON OUR TEAM, THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE MORE DAMAGE :)
>>146337459
>he doesnt play at 426x240
DONT YOU WANT THOSE SWEET FRAMES BRO
>>146337273
Maybe you should try watching football then
>>146337265
Quotation marks to convey sarcasm, irony, or something in layman's terms is pretty standard.
I can't play with this tick rate anymore. I already got the loot that I wanted so I guess I'll just wait for the next patch.
>>146337463
Until you stop being so gay.Until the ratio of games left vs games you've completed goes above an acceptable boundary, this is only measured for the last 20 games you've played though.
>>146337550
lol
>>146337502
Zarya
>>146336907
Not sure how I feel about this
How do I defense characters
>>146337664
>One day they will make a Super Soviet skin for Zarya that is Soviet Uniform with bright blonde hair
>>146337552
torbjorn can 1 shot anyone with 200 health if he headshots
he's not useless because he needs to be strong for when his sentry dies
>>146337680
>Not sure
DO YOU WANT MORE PLAYER ICONS?
THAT'S ALL IVE BEEN GETTING
SO BE GRATEFUL
>>146335432
worst interface I have ever seen, you can't see shit
>>146337120
Can someone respond please?
>>146337680
I don't like getting legendaries I don't want because I'm pretty sure OW has a pity timer, so once I've gotten a legendary I probably won't see another for 9-10 crates.
I need healing!
>>146337670
>chain-chomps that open their mouths to reveal jagged gemstone teeth
>some are harder than diamond
>mutation causes them to come to life
rip
>>146336592
Try league of legends, jesus christ I have been playing League for 4-5 + years yet people are saying its easier to spectate then an FPS,holy christ you people are fucking stupid.
And its the most watched game compared to the NBA or whatever.
>>146337680
Imp Mercy is cute, man. The outfit isn't any MORE slutty than normal Mercy.
How the hell do you mute someone?
I've got some Korean fuck with his mic open babbling to himself in gookspeak and he doesn't understand us trying to tell him to go push to talk.
>>146337814
Masteroverwatch.com
You can find your full battle.net ID from the launcher. Should be (YourIGN)#(Yournumber)
>>146337814
masteroverwatch
>>146337889
>I need healing!
>he's at 90%
>>146337743
>They took away his dispenser, his teleporter, and made his sentry quiet, better range, but less insta-gibby
>They then gave him an awesome gun
>>146337705
you can't DFC doug, you don't have enough chest padding.
>>146337251
>Numbani Attack
>my team cannot seem to push through to take the payload at the first point.
>they just keep going into this meat grinder of Zarya, Widow, Reinhard and Reaper
>I end up with four out of five gold medals on my team
>as Zenyatta.
Do people just not understand the "Group up" command? If we'd pushed with our Reinhardt we could have murdered them.
>>146337894
>chain-chomps
>>146337814
>>146337985
>>146337987
PLANET
OVERWATCH
DOT
ORG
FOR THE 100TH TIME
>>146337273
Only reason she dominated was at least one hero each game was nothing but a charge farm since they had no idea how to counter Zarya. Winston never letting go of m1 charged the fuck out of her, Pharah can only counter Zarya if the Pharah knows exactly what she's doing. Not once was a tank busters pulled out to stop her, they lost cause they refused to adapt.
>>146338045My initials are DFC
when are they removing hanzo or giving us fucking character bans? im tired of instant lock shitters in every single fucking game playing this fucking garbage hero. i dont even want to play when i see these faggots now. im starting to just pick him if they pick him now and usually the entire team ends up with 4+ hanzos and we get to at least lose in a minute flat.
how many games does exp penalty last?
>>146337743
I fucking love jumping straight into Reinhardt's shield and shooting him in the face.
>>146337894
How the fuck do I prevent death against tracer bombs
>have leave penalty
>not even my fault because the shit servers kept going offline
cool game blizzard
>>146338123
Doug Doug the Flat Chest?
>>146334037
Probably some voice over to Phara for being safe when using her jetpack
>>146338123
Hello mister Daniel F. Cunt
>>146338171
run away
>>146337985
>>146337987
No no they posted just bar graphs of frequency of hero picks on different game modes and the occassional article here and there.
>>146338103
Just as I was typing this you posted, thanks that's the one I'm looking.
post more Reinhardt's amazing hair
>>146338171
... don't get hit by a Tracer bomb? They don't do much AOE.
>>146338195
>Daniel
hmm
>>146338181
Damn, you're good.
>>146336342
help
>>146338207
But it's stuck to me
>>146338271
It always kills me no matter where I am
>>146337271
Yea im actually doing the opposite in quick play, im leaving winning games and staying in losing games kek.
>>146338297
don't get stuck by a tracer then,
>>146337745
>>146337965
I meant because I don't want people thinking I'm a waifufag, not a bad skin though.
>>146337843
Tell that to my Rescue Mei
>>146338227
You're welcome. I think they also do videos on youtube too by the same name talking about the analysis if you want more bite-sized info.
>>146338341
>no pattern on her red crotch tabard
that's literally the only different thing about the amber skin
>>146338171
same way you don't die to plasma grenades fucboi
dodge them
>>146338171
play reaper and shift
play zenyatta and ult
play zarya and shield
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be this chill ass mother fucker every game.
Why the fuck would anyone choose scuba winston over safari/explorer?
>>146338360
Eh. I'd rather people think I'm a waifu fag than not get to use the skins I've gotten. Though, I've bought loot boxes, so it is a different sort of deal.
>>146331979
I have a question but are TF2 players literally delusional?
After open beta for Overwatch I tried downloading TF2 and played it and it was horrible.
Am I the only one?
>>146338496
In good conscious I can't pass up a free legendary, Tracer being my only exception (Punk, just ended up using Sporty)
>>146338487
Literally the most entertaining support. Beats the fuck out of playing M1 Mercy.
>>146338248
>>146338491
why would anyone choose winston at all
>>146338487
you do zero healing and shit damage
>>146337745
>open lootbox
>duplicates worth a total of 30 coins
>>146338487
You need to adjust to the enemy team comp. There are lots of heroes that Zen can't deal with and you can't rely on your team.
>>146338507
TF2 has gotten progressively worse since it went free (has been on a decline for some time before that though).
>>146338487
because omnics should all be hanged from lamp posts.
>>146338360
>Being uncomfortable using a skin in a game because stupid people might use an incorrect label for you
Holy shit, how do you function in life?
>>146338507
here's your (you)
>Get potg for any hero
>someone always has to say "WOW ALL YOU DID WAS PRESS ________ AND _______ TAKES NO SKILL"
I guess no heroes in this game takes skill guys
>>146338624
>open loot box
>see a purple coin flip up
>it's just 150 money
>>146338487
150hp
Reinhardt's on the opposing team
>>146338674
Honestly at this point you've thought about it more than I have
I have this fear that I'm using D.Va too much.
The problem is, whenever I used D.Va, we win. What's a man to do?
>>146338712
That is correct.
>>146337409HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>146338624
>constantly play role needed
>get cards regularly but no upvotes
>save some games because teammates get sloppy near the end
>level up
>2 icons, 2 sprays, 1 of those sprays being a duplicate
>repeat daily
thank you im fine
>>146338491
Winston has no good skins. I'm just using banana for now, but the fact that every skin he has is a joke skin is frustrating.
>>146338562
I have previously passed up using highlight intros and emotes that I think are dumb. But skins? I'd probably still use them (besides the origins edition ones, fuck that).
>>146338724
EVERY TIME
Tier above legendary skins when?
>>146338712
He's right
And so are you.
>tfw you retardedly charge as reinhardt, hitting no one and putting yourself behind the entire enemy team
>tfw your team fucking breaks through the enemy lines to help you
>tfw potg is you swinging around like a fucking retard and getting kills
thank you tema
also
>2016
>not charging enemy reins on sight to break their formation
do you guys even forlorn hope
>>146338712
>get potg as bastion
>it's me flanking their team and mowing them all down from behind
>i did some awkward jumping at the beginning of the potg
>people laugh and think it's funny
>>146338724
That one pisses me off. I don't mind 500 gold from legendary boxes but 150 is just dick.
>>146338507
>other people like a thing i dont like W T F ???????
>>146338154
til you level up i think.
>>146333753
She looks like the girl from Akdong.
>>146338845
tfw had to fly in with our ulting zenyatta to save your dumb ass piece of shit didn't even have his ult reinhardt
>>146338753
Uh, sure if that makes you feel better?
Doesn't bother me I'm not the one finding it awkward to use a skin for fear of being labelled with a term which in this use is inherently incorrect.
Didn't take much thinking either, maybe it did for you though.
>>146338487
I have been having such a good time with friendly Zenyattas as Zarya. His healing is plenty because she has regenerating shields. She can pop her shield onto him when his shields are low or he gets focused. Her beam when charged and hitting discorded enemies
M E L T S
E
L
T
S
everything. It's up to 285 DPS at max charge and with the enemy orbed. Zenyatta shoots them in the face in the meanwhile so everything dies in like a second.
Alternatively as Reinhardt he gets to throw balls through my shield all day long, which is fine too. Hitting discord orbed tracers with Firestrike is fun.
>>146338945
nah more like jimin from asc
>>146338507
It's like unreal tournament or quake. The graphics and gameplay are complete and utter shit but they have such a tryhard dedicated fanbase that they still survive. TF2 was fun 5 years ago, I'll admit, but if you still have a hard on for it you're 10 or need to let go of the past.
>>146338171
There is a way that most people don't know, when you play this game jam that space bar constantly in fights and they can't hit you.
>>146339014
Zenyatta is love
Zenyatta is life.
>>146338487
>excuse me, but I happen to be an expert on this topic.jpg
Finally have enough to buy a legendary skin.
Pharah or Reaper?
Which one you guys think?
>>146338927
nvm, lasted 3 games (didn't level up)
>>146338118
>Tank Buster
Oh like Mc... hmmm
>>146338845
>Not naming it UNSER LIEBE FRAUE
Question about boxes.
Is it possible to get duplicates? I get frustrated getting shit I have no care for but if it's reducing the pool of shit I can get in the boxes at least I can feel like I'm making progress towards those skins I actually want.
>>146339017
Sorry I mean not tried it, I had massive fun actually playing this game but it's a case of playing a nostalgic game again from the past and going wtf is this shit.
>>146339207
make a coin toss
make sure you get mariachi or mechaqueen though
>>146339207
Reaper's plague doctor skins are nice, to me, but I'd rather have Pharah's Jackal/Anubis skin
>>146338845
encircle and exterminate
>>146339207
Huh? Reaper. Pharah is better, but her legends are kind of eh compared to her epics.
>>146339207
el blanco is the best legendary in the game so reaper
>>146339173
>not pictured: teammates dying during this
>>146339207
anubis and mission complete highlight intro
>>146339328
Yep, you can get dupes.
>>146333318
thats notYuuie
>>146339207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcBrIKBotU
Plague Doctor Reaper
>>146339207
Reaper's default skin is already edgy enough
You can't be ironically edgy with anything else
>>146338479
Pick Roadhog and exist
No, seriously, it's pretty stupid her ult can't kill roadhog. They should up the damage and lower the AOE.
>>146339316
Reaper
>>146338610
>shit damage
>>146339390
They are literally all in sight. Every single one of them.
>>146339394
... Jackal and Mission Complete Highlight Intro.
>>146339390
>the kill feed is right there
>everyone is at full health, by the cart getting the aoe heal
>implying it takes long to kick some harmony into Genji.
>>146339495
Mei looks great at this angle
>>146339495
dead heroes dont do any dmg. shit characters like zenyatta are dead on site and thus do no dmg.
Why am I so terrible at hitting things as Lucio? Don't have this problem with other characters
>>146339491
>it's pretty stupid an incredibly quick charging ultimate doesn't one shot the slowest hero in the game that has the least chance of avoiding it
excuse me
you fucking genji shitters i swear, i respect your dedication but you guys even stick to him when they have a winston actively losing the game
if reaper is too hard for you, why bother playing genji
>>146338631
I'm not sure that it has gotten worse, as much as it didn't do enough to keep in the minds of people during the great mms exodus.
This combined with the fact that it really requires you to not only know all of the classes but the different weapons and accessories each class can equip, it creates an environment that is very hostile to less talented and less experienced players.
The fact so many weapons are simply unavailable to new players as well hurts, and reflects a time when we assumed games didn't have casuals or long term growth.
In short, it did not age well.
>>146339493
Reaper wins against every tank that isn't Zarya, Zarya beats him. I mean he can shift away but that's it.
How do I git gud with mccree? I wanna yeehaw with the best of them but have a somewhat hard time aiming
>>146339513
anubis is objectively better because it's black and you can hide in the shadows of roofs on most maps
white is super sparkly and will give you away instantly
>>146339701
use an aimbot like every other McSkill
>>146339707
Pharah is a hero. She needs to look like a good guy.
I'm not picking skins for tactical advantage.
>>146339606
>It's pretty stupid an ultimate that's purpose is single target deletion can't delete single targets
Sorry famdingo, just voicing my opinion.
>>146339686
>Zarya beats Reaper
false.
t. Reaper main
>>146339495
>needs 50% damage buff to kill anything
>>146338993
>PS2 Controller
D. Va would be a militant PC MASTER RACE advocate. D. Va loves feeling superior over other people, and it takes no extra work to feel good for your choice of console.
>>146339813
Watch the edge.
>>146339597
There's no reason you shouldn't be shooting as lucio. Just hold the trigger and slide the crosshair for moving targets. His soundwave hitbox is on par with hanzos arrows. You only tunnel targets like roadhog and rein, otherwise spray while you run.
>>146339701
>aiming
stand near entrances and flashbang people that walk through and fan them. still kills everyone point blank except the odd tank. roll and fan them again if its a tank. stay away from open spaces and long corridors.
>>146339707
>giving a fuck what kind of taticool advantage comestics give you
>the game LITERALLY GIVES ENEMIES A RED OUTLINE
>>146333152
Eh given the omnic upheaval near the Eurozone I'd say probably relatively about as well as today
Anyone else down to about 1 match a day?
It's not like I regret my purchase, I've had my fill of fun.
I just don't have much motivation to play this game after 50 levels.
>>146339575
hide behind a couple of your buddies and go to town from a distance and most importantlydont play like a dummyhes honesly a monster when you get the upper hand
>>146339769
>shoots rockets at people
>justifies killing by shooting justice rockets at people
>female
yeah.. "good guy"
>>146339769
>>146331979
I finally died to ult spam, ofc the rest of my team folded like paper and lost while I was dead.
What more could I have done, /ovg/?
>>146339769
Anubis looks infinitely better though. Why can't good guys be jet black? Last time checked Batmans a good guy.
>haven enough for 2 legendaries
>can't bring myself to buy anything because I know I'll be pissed if I unbox them later
>>146339686
Maybe if it's a shit Reaper, in a high level team they should easily be able to pull of a bait out Zarya's shield then Reaper shreds her. I'm also going to say the Bastion could do it as well, the second match would have been tricky to pull off due to that choke but he can spray through Zarya and her shield before she can do much.
>enemy team has a reinhardt and 2 zaryas
>pick junkrat
>30k damage done
>lose
EPIC.
>be sitting on the payload as Mercy with daddy Reinhardt, during the final uphill push of Dorado
>the others are ignoring the objective and fighting at who knows where
>some Hanzo is trying to shoot at me/us from the top-right corridor and is terribly failing at it
>go engage said Hanzo, seeing as we've already practically won
>easily take him out 1v1 as Mercy
>this kind of stuff happens frequently
Competitive can't come fast enough if this is the kind of shit I have to deal with at 56%~ win rate at 600+ games played.
>>146332285
You didn't rate widowmaker lips
>>146339686
Reaper drops zarya in seconds though.
>Guy on the enemy team complains about how it took 3 of us to chase down him as Symmetra
>We're sort of behind
>He calls us bad
>2 minutes later
>Win the game
>Mfw
>>146339389
Mah nigga.
>>146339953
I think he needs some kind of mobility buff to make him a more effective healer. The orb mechanic works fine it's getting to people in the nick of time that's the problem. I liked the suggestion that he moves very fast if he doesn't have his orbs on anyone.
>>146340036
Bastion yeah, but saying reaper's team baits out the shield before he shreds her makes it sound like she doesn't have a team, like it's 1 v 6. Why doesn't Zarya's team just shoot him down when he goes into point blank on their tank who's gonna be getting heals?
>>146340095
>feeding the zarya charge
>wonders why he lost
>>146339902
>the game LITERALLY GIVES ENEMIES A RED OUTLINE
That only happens in kill cams when you die. Git gud.
>>146340216
>That only happens in kill cams when you die. Git gud.
no, it doesn't. it's in the normal game, there's fucking tooltips about it.
>>146340013
Could have played a real tank and kept them safe.
>>146339803
>It's pretty stupid an ultimate that's purpose is single target deletion can't delete single targets
It can delete single targets though? It does 400 damage, just because something is good for one shotting some heroes doesn't mean it should do enough damage to one shot ALL heros.
>>146334082
The Reinhardt is doing the best job he possibly can if his team is moronic, forcing at least three of the enemy team to turn around and waste time dealing with him
If you're making your Reinhardt do this...
>>146340202
>pretending i'm stupid
treat others as you yourself wish to be treated
>>146340016
Eh. I actually really like the white scheme. Anubis just makes her seem edgy, being all God of Death and all.
Then again, my taste is all out of whack. I actually really like her plain recolors, including green.
>>146340175
yeah he needs something to even out how squishy he is and how slow he is. a speed buff would be perfect
>>146340184
Because his team is laying suppressing fire and using and focusing her down.
>he Roadhog
>get Gold in Eliminations
>get Gold in Damage done
>get Gold in Healing done even with Mercy on team
>still lose
Good game.
>you die in your potg
>>146336108
Agreed with all.
Mei slows down the game, when the game is already slow as fuck.
Widowmaker is a long ranged class in a game where most fight from mid to close range. Makes no sense.
Hanzo is a mixed bag. The hurtboxes help him alot, but he's inferior to widowmaker in every way.
Roadhog kinda is a problem, mobility negating attacks suck in general and he fucking drags people to him to blow most classes out of the game. Otherwise he's fine.
Winston, despite being the snioer destroyer, being ganged by 2+ players means he's dead. if only could deal damage faster, he already has to be on their face to deal damage.
Everyone in general is slow as fuxk and should have their speeds increased so the game feels more fluid
> tfw you have enough time at the end of your POTG to emote
The best feeling
>>146340481
t. torbjorn
>>146340431
>gold in healing
ie feeding ults all day
>against 2 Meis defending on Hanamura.
>whenever we get a large advantage on the team fight we can never cap because one of them is iceblocking on the point long enough for her team to get back
Who the fuck thought it would be a good design choice to be able to contest while invulnerable?
>>146340481
>you miss all your shots in your POTG and it only counted because you got like 5 assists
>>146340481
>your aim is complete garbage in your potgbecause it always is
FUCK
>>146340481
>This happens
>I'm junkrat
>I kill my killer
>>146340563
I hope something like this happens to you
>>146340584
God, I might have to stop using Scarecrow. Junkrat's facial expressions are too good to pass up.
>>146340604
I got killed at the end of a potg yesterday by getting pulled onto a junkrat's nades by a roadhog.
It was fucking great.
How do I get better at tracer? I think my aim is fine enough but I'm particularly shit at her movement and I can never seem to stick with her ult
Can anyone give any tips or ways I can git gud?
Also any tracer advice that's not related to those is still welcome
>>146340431
wow really love dese me ooga team booga posts everyday xddd
its not like it fucking matters because its quick play but you faggots keep making the posts anyway
le im so good but my le team always so shit
ur always da best on ur team rite and never play shit xddd
>be Reinhardt
>attack on Anubis
>teammates refuse to use my shield as cover
>somehow wind up in that passage which leads to the enemy spawn behind the final capture point
>"I'M GOING TO GET OVALTINE"
>their Zarya just popped her ult
>my entire team is stuck on the point
>their entire team is lined up to mow them down
>my ult is available
>"HAMMER DOWN!"
>our Pharah apparently has her ult as well
>"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE"
>TEAM KILL
>we win
>mfw
>>146340630
Based rein.
>>146340604
>Junkrat lays a trap on me just as I melee kill him
>can't run away from his suicide bombs
>>146340274
But then no one would be clearing the objective desuThey were trying to focus me but I was too much of a fat peace of shit harvesting my free kills and not leaving the objective zone
>>146340563
>you have enough time in your POTG to emote twice, once at the start and once at the end
is this what a female orgasm feels like?
>>146338737
what's Reinhardt gonna do? I melt that nigga with discord orb headshots from afar and when he misses his charge.
>>146340630
more like tryinhardt, amirite
>>146340787
Yea but 4/6 of your team is always dead because their support iz zenyatta.
>get timed out
>>Repeatably leaving matches will result in a penalty
fuck off cunts
>>146339389
>>146340167
Guy who was asking here, just bought El Blanco
Thanks for the input my dudes
RPR
>>146335642
I'm a moba babby but I played HotS, so I already know to kill/protect the support.
>>146340767
Zenyatta always looks so sad
>>146340946
he just looks sleepy to me.
>>146340604
>get killed
>some low health faggot steps on a bear trap I threw long ago and dies
>>146340630
>PotG
>AFK_Guy as Torbjorn
>>146340630
>reinhardt unscathed
>keep smashing scrubs in the background
>>146340481
>the PotG is you killing yourself
>>146340908
>Stop playing
>play when your connection is stable
If you keep rejoining you're only being a detriment to your team who can get someone who is going to remain connected.
>>146340701
if you use a dash and it's at a distance where it would normally dash past the enemy in front of you it will put you right in front of them, easy sticky bombs
always try to have 3 dashes before you attack someone and try to walk up to them
press reload and then use dashes even if you have half your ammo left if you have to dash
dash behind people and shoot when they turn around then dash behind them again
don't engage unless you have less than 3 seconds left on rewind cooldown or you know you can dash to a large health pack before they can get it
run around killing squishes and then drop bombs on tanks, i think it takes 4 pistol clips to generate 1 ult
>>146338487
If there is no other support, you shouldn't pick him.
Go to the training area and put a harmony orb on one of the friendly bots taking damage.
It can't out sustain the other training bot firing on it.
>>146341087
>hide behind the wall at B on anubis
>reaper wipes four people
>heroes never die just before tracer shreds my health
>mfw potg
>>146341253
Is there a version where the sign he's holding has a mini version of this exact image on it?
>>146340701
Play against hard AI. They have OP accuracy aimbotting and you're forced to learn how to move to stay alive. Plus it doesn't count to your lose ratio on QM.
>start Dorado defense with 2 toblerones and a Symmetra
>2 seconds into the match all their turrets are dead and the payload is halfway to the first checkpoint
I don't fucking get it.
>>146341178
The only healing that can outsustain consistent damage is Mercy's, and she has to channel it.
Mind you, you're right that Zenyatta shouldn't be a main support. Mercy heals way harder when it comes to single target healing while Lucio has way better healing since it's AoE. Zenyatta's advantage is that he can keep shooting while healing someone, and he deals an impressive amount of damage, especially if he uses discord orb properly.
I'd go so far as to say Discord Orb is the one reason to use Zenyatta. He's a great hero, just not that reliable as a main support. He's like Symmetra in that regard.
>>146341261
>>146341346
no it just counts toward your win ratio against bots
>who the fuck loses to bots
>>146334558
>>146334681
I think it's kind of petty and stupid, but have played CS far too long to get rustled by chat bantz.
It's probably lolbabbies getting triggered, as others have suggested.
>>146341405
>opponents had Winston
D.Va buffs when?
This game would be so much better if all Ultimates took twice as long to charge.
>>146341178
Thankfully most human players don't stand stationary while enemies fire on them with impunity.
>>146341080
That's what happens when you kill the most valuable player in the match.
>>146341429
>not having mercy, zen, lucio, 2 zaryas and a genji on your team
Anyone else think PTR is kinda stupid?
Me personally, I'd rather just wait until the patch actually goes live, but half of my friends are doing the PTR and the other have share my thinking, so now we're split between the two.
>>146341527
then people would horde their ults and never use them
How do you get of team glows when spectating a custom match?
>>146341527
t. tracer
>>146339549
Anon I just want u to know I appreciated the joke, even if nobody else did.
>>146341494
D.va doesn't need buffs, she's just weirdly team reliant.
The issue is that a lot of people think she's a tank since Blizzard put her in that category when she's clearly a ganker.
>>146341023
>Get killed
>Conc Mine is still down
>Spectating teammate, watch an enemy walk towards it
>Respawn and hit RMB
>Get a damage indicator and a few seconds later get a partial kill
>>146341429
Those bots tickle a player character.
Stand in front of them firing. Zen heal is AWFUL.
>>146341023
>Place beartrap near a doorway
>Airbag up to a roof on Hollywood on Defense to deal with an enemy Widowmaker who's destroying my team.
>Blow her up a couple of times and get her to the ground before she kills me and tries to escape after since she's at low health
>Right through the doorway and into my beartrap.
What's the longest match you've played so far? I just got out of an epic 20:44 overtime party.
>>146341575
get rid of*
>>146333152
>implying the EU still exists
>win first eight placement games
>lose one
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>146341568
I want to fuck that, but it probably has a vagina.
>Join match
>I play Mei
>Everyone starts talking about how thicc Mei is
>We completely stomp them
>Then we start talking about how thicc Bastion is and how there's not enough porn of Winston
How come most of this community is such shit that I've played this game for 60 hours and this is the first time that's happened?
>>146341454
Have you played against the hard AI on a character you're not good with? You'll lose a lot. I was tracer on attack kings row. I was in the hall above A with a Bastion directly below me. He was shooting at the choke point, for 1/2 a second looked up and killed me, then instantly went back to shooting the choke. Hard AI is no joke.
>>146341675
15 minutes for me. The enemy team kept picking the characters we were picking, so we decided to have one-on-one duels on the point.
People hate Hanzo pickers? I instalock Hanzo on defense and often obliterate the enemy team, but I'll switch off if someone else picks a sniper and refuses to change. His hitboxes are insane and I often 1 shot supports and other squishy heroes. Please don't hate me!!
>>146335080
Yup, this is why I voted for Hanzo.
I've never had a truly bad Offensive Symmetra, by the way. It's always either somebody who manages to pull it off well, or obvious trolling, but never somebody who's just stupid.
Also, where's "guy who insists on picking Bastion and never shuts up about how he needs a pocket Rein and Mercy"?
>>146341839
Hanzo is garbage.
Maybe you're playing in trashcan MMR
>>146333538
Fuck you anon you got me
>>146341839
>Le spamming arrow man who can one hit kill people based completely on luck
>>146337705
I played with this guy he's pretty good.
>>146341839
Eh. You are fine. Do your bit.
Don't do what I do, which is sometimes pick Hanzo, accomplish fuck all, somehow end up in the middle of a teamfight.
>duplicate legendary
>only 200 sheckels
Is there any worse feeling?
>>146342003
Naruto, or me?
>>146334286
>>146341675
>Play with japaneses voice on
I wish I could enable native voices for all characters.
>>146341571
What's the difference. Games can be completely turned around by one Ult.
>>146335736
M+KB would absolutely dominate and lead to endless whining from kids who don't have them or don't want to use them.
And yeah, those 3rd party tools are garbage, it's like playing on PC with a ridiculous sensitivity and no ability to disable acceleration.
I've suggested that Blizzard should add M+KB support and just drop players who are using them into the PC queue, but nobody seems to like that idea.
>Be McCree
>Pushing the cart
>Overtime
>Enemy Mercy gets a massive res
>IT'S 12:00 PM
>Quadruple kill PotG
>We win
>"Wow McCree ult charges during the resurrection invulnerability time? That seems fair and balanced :^)"
>mfw someone complains about high noon being imbalanced when resurrection exists
>>146342065
they should give you 250 at least so you can get an epic or whatever the 250 ones are called.
>>146341757
Yes, it does have a vagina.
>>146341839
The hate is justified.
Hit hitboxes are ridiculous, most players barely contribute by camping hallways and spamming arrows indiscriminately, and his ultimate is dog shit unless combined with something like Zarya's or at chokepoints.
On top of that theres ALWAYS ONE FUCKING FUCK WHO INSTALOCKS HIM ON FUCKING ATTACK AND THEY ARE WORSE THAN HITLER.
>manage to win a few games in a row, lobby disperses due to not finding one fucking guy to put on the enemy team
>find a game
>Traveling to: Hanamura
>DEFEAT as soon as I get on
>leave
>find another game
>Arriving at: King's Row
>tfw DEFEAT yet again
forced 50% is a myth guise
>>146341664
Zen heals for about as much as Lucio without his boost on, but it's one character at a time.
>>146339014
Ironic that Zarya and Zenyatta work together so well considering that Zarya hates omnics
>>146338341
>Giving Mercy red hair
>Making the biggest slut in the game an even bigger slut
just got a pentakill on 6 as zarya. ulted them all together, hit them with a bunch of 80% charge bombs but didn't kill anyone, they were all at around 10% hp. instead of trying to fight everyone of them tried to run away. killed them one by one with the beam, it was butchery.
zarya a best
>>146341839
Shit hero carried by projectile headshot hitboxes and fucks over his team if the enemy is running Zarya due to playing like a bot.
>>146342072
You. I remember playing one or two games with you. Weren't bad.
>>146341675
That pic is missing roadbalrog on their team and D.va waifufag on yours
>>146342181
I just like the vision and the idea of climbing up stuff! I know he is bad and I would never pick him if we had a sniper already, but fuck man.
And Widow isn't easy and is a bit too edgy.
>>146341675
>this picture describes my entire time playing this game today
>>146338610
>zero healing
don't know why people keep pulling this shit.
played a fair amount equally between lucio and zenyatta, and zen's average healing is 2/3rds of lucio's.
lucio doesn't amp heal 100% of the time.
pocket mercy literally doesn't do anything else if she heals, only reason she's good is her ult.
zen can actually kill stuff when none of you attacking shitters can do it properly.
>friendly Roadhog at 80% health can't kill a 10% health Zarya with no shield
>he's level 96
>can't hit her with a fucking shotgun to save his life
>>146342226
>Russian character is a xenophobe while also being a megadyke tumblrina
This is so fucking meta my mind just blew itself all over the fucking room.
>>146341839
The only time I really pick Hanzo or Widowmaker is on Defense and only when nobody else has instalocked into it, the core team positions are filled, and we have no one sniping.
As you can imagine, that situation is very rare since there's almost always a sniper or two on my team
>>146342003
I actually played with someone named Genji on Gibraltar Defense. He wasn't very good and kept talking shit most of the game.
I'm seeing a lot of stuff on fackbuk about a 17yo Korean girl "cleared of cheating." Was she in one of those webms with the extremely obvious cursor snapping?
>>146342190
Those don't count against your w/l ratio
>>146341675
Heheh, was wondering when one of those would show up. I lol'd at USMCDad.
winning is fun
losing makes me angry
forced 50 gives me a rollercoaster of emotions
>>146342284
Oh shit, another PS4 player! And thanks, I usually think of myself as on the 'git' side of the gud-o-meter
>>146342334
Lucio can do shit too, and when he's not amp healing he's usually either giving you an extremely helpful speed boast or he's slowly healing everyone around him.
Also, on any environment map Lucio is goat.
>>146337843
>9-10 crates
Is this the droprate for most people? I'm level 70 and I've only ever gotten 3.
>play reinhardt
>literally tanking through 3 fucking turrets and several ults, pinning everyone, getting 3/4 man ults
>team just fucking goes alone and the mercy refuses to heal me
>no matter how much shit I cause and how much I tank my team just walks past it to try to flank them and die to 2v1 to a hanzo in melee range or a bastion
why would anyone play this fucking thing
pub reaper 2016 never forget
>>146342475
i know, that's why i alternate between lucio and zen depending on the team.
>>146342364
>Zarya a Tumblrian
When will this meme end
>>146342114
>>146334286
>>146342573
The only proper way to play Reaper properly is to fully embrace the over-the-top edginess.
>>146342386
Holy shit I've played with Genji before. He did the same shit. We could be winning and he'd still talk shit.
>>146342452
Didn't notice the button inputs on your screen. I play pc, sorry anon. Must be somebody on pc with a similar name then. Still pretty good potg.
>>146342114
>>146342629
>tfw want to love mcree but it feels a bit too limited
The standard gameplan is always the same shit, it gets boring after a while.
Dutchmen can't play this game, they are all faggots who take their pants off to sleep
>>146342275
you don't use bomb when above 50%
>>146342573
He was probably memeing you, I meme on people all the time.
>>146334286
Please tell me you reported this bullshit. The guy was clearly walling.
>mcree went from being in every game to 1 in every 50 games
this makes me unexplainably happy
>>146334374
Well blizzard built the game around a casual player base so it's only casuals that get ass blasted about that.
It's the same type of people that get butthurt when you call them out to switch when their hero is getting countered and they don't and say "you don't see me judging your gameplay so don't do that to me".
People think they are entitled as fuck because they paid 40$ for the game and think you are ruining their gaming experience and I get that but they are also ruining the gaming experience for people who want to win.
>>146342573
Please tell me you have more
>>146342684
no the proper way is to buy el blanco/mariachi and raking 10+ killstreaks while spamming anti-trump rhetoric in chat
>>146342739
>not sleeping naked
>>146341575
>>146341575
>How do you get of team glows when spectating a custom match?
Stop being Dutch, faggot
Posh or Sporty.
>>146334286
OUT SKILLED
>>146342739
>Sleeping with pants on
>>146342738
Getting good on McCree involves learning to snipe with your revolver. Average McCrees know to wander in tight areas and flank the enemy team so they can flashbang+fan squishies. Great McCrees do that, but will also be able to take a lot of pot shots on enemies from afar.
>>146342878
posh
>>146342878
Posh
>>146342878
Posh
>>146342878
slipstream
>>146342780
makes me kinda sad. Now Mei's are running rampant.
with no healers or tanks on the arcade mode this week, Torbjorn is god tier in pretty much any scenario.
How does a Junkrat get 2wheel? Was it because I blew it up too close to him?
>>146342696
Ah well that's a shame for me
>>146342780
>No longer round a corner and get killed instantly by a crouching mcCree as reinhardt or roadhog
Feels pretty good desu
>>146342778
Wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't walling considering the arrow hitboxes go through corners. (See: that one webm which I am too lazy to find right now). Most Hanzo mains just spam arrows like spastics and hoping to hit something. If he knew the Widow was up there, he could have been spamming until he got a lucky shot in.
>>146342861
>>146342739
and apparently canadians are all faggots that can't quote properly
>>146342971
If you kill him before the wheel is fully activated he gets it back.
76 really needs his damage toned down a little.
Got a new one for you guys, fresh out the oven.
>>146342386
Hanzo can be a situational pick on offense. His ult is a great objective clearer. Will also fuck up those idiots who think their Reinhardt+Bastion combo is the most clever shit anyone has ever come up with.
>>146342878
>>146342878
Posh for days, anon.
That explains it then, thanks
>>146342778
He probably knew the Widow was there beforehand, and potshots to anticipate her peeking between shots as well.
>>146342758
beam can't penetrate targets, bomb is far better when people are clustered together with the ult.
>>146342739
>sleeping with pants on
I bet you wipe while sitting down as well, huh? fucking lazy bastards
>>146343142
>console
>>146333805
>>146333915
>bronze speaks
ive hooked him into the well on illo
>killed him even tho he was invulnerable :}
felt so good
>>146331979
Roadhog's hooks are fucking bullshit and it might be a problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8Z8XXAx-4
>>146343109
>shotguns solve my problems
>>146343004
That's the thing though, the video shows that it was unlikely he had any way of knowing that Widow was there, and he was clearly adjusting his shot to hit the head hitbox.
We need another banwave. I want to see hackers butthurt again. At least it seems to be WAY less prevalent than in other multiplayer only FPS games.
>>146343174
Bet you fold instead of scrunch.
You disgust me.
>>146342810
you're in quick play with random people just having fun you silly cunt. save you whinging about that for competitive play.
>>146343217
At least we don't get hooked through walls or destroyed by one widow :)
>>146343142
Shit.
>That explains it then
was directed at >>146343074
>>146343217
Be nice to me I'm poor!
>>146342696
I believe we won on Gibraltar defense when we had Genji, but when we got our asses handed to us for the first half he kept berating our team.
He kept running off on his own only to get killed by the enemy Zarya and Winston, then complaining about why his team wasn't there. After we won, he said gg ez and talked shit to the enemy team. Are people named after characters in Overwatch this bad?
I ran into a Winston named Widowmaker and he got shit done on King's Row Attack.
>>146343224
he also goes flying at mach 3 when you whole hog
>>146343174
>playing hanzo
>get shot by reaper
>turn around with 20 hp
>tap scatter arrow at the ground
>instantly kill him
huh
>>146334374
lol you are already a shitlord for saying it, but you are even more of a shitlord for pretending you don't say it specifically for those types of reactions.
>enemy team has lucio as solo support
>my team has zenyatta
why bother.
>>146343271
cheaters BTFO
>>146342573
>ILOVELOLIS
I feel like I should name myself "Sex Luthor" and play D.Va
Is Pigpen worth getting? Not big on his Legends.
>>146334374
>say gg ez on the losing team
>people still go fucking nuts
>>146343415
>but you are even more of a shitlord for pretending you don't say it specifically for those types of reactions
when did he ever implied that wasn't his goal
>>146342878
S P O R T Y
>>146342738
IMO McCree is still fun to play and you won't feel like complete cancer for picking him. Pretty comfy to spam the cowboy now.
Well, I dun goofed today.
I won about 8 matches in a row and all of sudden I see level 100s and even 200s everywhere, like 6 stars a game
Then I lost about 6 in a row and I'm back to playing with level 40s
>>146343521
His default look is the best and Pigpen is a noticeable variation of it so yes, I'd say it's worth it.
>>146342573
I kind of want to change my name to something stupidly edgy and go around doing shit like this. Any ideas?
I was thinking of M4N5L4U6H73R or R3PROF5OU1Z or something.
>>146342780
Give it a few more days. Now that the faggots are moving on from their I-WIN character after he got nerfed, people will start picking him up in situations where he's actually good and we'll start seeing some really good McCrees.
Also, did they nerf Junkrat's tire? I seem to be doing WAY less damage with it.
Who else fucking hates control point maps? Fucking seriously the overtime slog is so dumb it gets boring.
>>146343217
While I agree this game should be played on pc, and yes you can build a decent pc for not to expensive, not everyone can afford one or know people to play with on one. Hell most of my friends have consoles and I only just recently made friends that play on pc.
>>146343345
> Are people named after characters in Overwatch this bad?
Yes. I've played a two or three games with Genji and he expects me or any other healer to follow him 500 feet behind enemy lines. If you don't you're instantly shit for sticking with the main group and actually being useful. Also played with a guy named Mercy. Doesn't play Mercy, but he's not that great either. Not as hostile as Genji if I remember correctly.
>>146343521
Only good skin for him if you ask me.
I love Blizz but they always drop the ball on armor designs and alternate skins.
>>146343658
M4N5L4U6H73R seems the better of the two
>be yesterday
>+45
>play
>+21
>be today
>play
>+11
forced 50 is a myth
>tfw no xbone friends to play competitive with
>>146333070
Yes, you can see the end of his speaker gain the charge-up particles as he jumps.
>>146343345
I played against a Mei named Mei and a Zenyatta named Junkrat in the same game once. They both sucked.
>>146343278
>not folding
>letting your toilet paper be weak when wiping, allowing your hand to break through it at sections
might as well have a scat fetish, shit fingers
>>146343521
Yes. All his other skins are trash.
t. autistic street pig spammer
>>146343593
>>146343278
I got used to folding when I was growing up because the shitty plumbing at my parents' house would clog if I scrunched.
>>146343858
But folded toilet paper is weaker than scrunched you silly goose.
How the fuck are your fingers gonna break through a ball of scrunched toilet paper unless you've got drillbits for fingertips?
>>146343791
>being an absolute shitter who is so bad that even with wins you get put on good teams constantly to make up for pathetic stats
>>146343897
testing
>>146343774
I also just came up with REAPIST
It'd trigger the fuck out of people but I'm kinda scared of getting banned over it.
>>146344087
nice
>>146344087
maybe next time
>>146344103
>get banned over it
the most they'd do is force you to change your name is all
>>146344087
Fuck.
>>146344103
How would you get banned over edgy names?
>>146344103
Fucking do it. Blizzard doesn't ban over names, they'll just force a name change. I had like 3 forced nane changes on wow but no ban.
Gibraltar is the only perfect map in the game. Prove me wrong.
>>146344214
>gif
>320x241
You've got your work cut out for you.
>>146342364
what the fuck is that
>>146344087
ebin gameplay
>>146344087
There was an attempt
>>146344314
>tie up the map
>coinflip victory to the attacker
It's too late for this shit...
>>146344103
You don't have to swear or do much to piss people off and not get reported for it.
>Be on Hanamura Defense as Junkrat
>Hanzo gets over the great wall and tries to make a break for the first point
>Airbag him off a cliff
> Me: "So long eh Hanzo!"
>Hanzo: "You tryin' to talk shit to me niggah!?"
> Exclusively comes after my ass for the rest of the game
> He dies every single time
People usually tend to stay quiet for a reason as I found out early.
>>146343894
>>146343769
>>146343645
Thanks. I'm looking for stuff to spend my coins on.
New thread never.
R.I.P /owg/
We will miss you
>>146342490
I'm 65 and have gotten 5 (1 was 500g)
>>146344567
That's a good joke.
>>146344557
do you know what a webm is?
>page 9
>>146344557
>gif
>3.48mb
>desaturated colors
>3 seconds long
>cant tell at all whats going on
bro
its 2016..
>>146344314
My favourite map.
>>146342878
Sporty
>be Genji
>enemies start branching off from the group to hunt me down
>making Reinhardts with their shields up turn around when my team is pushing
>getting rocket deflect kills
>mfw imagining the enemy team seeing me as Jason Voorhees or some shit because my mobility makes it seem like I'm teleporting around the map to attack at all angles
Is this what holding the power of fear feels like? No wonder autists like him so much
Which one of you faggots is BeyonceVEVO?
>>146343668
link full video
>>146344757
Shit sucks when you're a pleb and you know it I guess...
Guys try playing m1-only windowcleaner. It's pretty hilarious to see the responses you get whenever you kill a scrub
Post top tier streamers
>Ster
>Annemunition
>Moonmoon
>Seagull
>T-Pain
>>146334374
>lose
>say gg ez
>anal devastation ensues
lel
>>146344831
>Is this what holding the power of fear feels like?
No, it's more like playing the game from the POV of an annoying blowfly.
>>146342780
It is kinda sad.
I barely see him played anymore.
Some people occasionally tried doing the stun + M2 combo on me, but I usually always kill them afterwards. I'm guessing these are the people that just play the game without reading the patch updates. They'll probably never figure out why they started sucking.
Poor souls.
>>146345315
lucio and mercy are who it works best on now
everyone else has get out of jail buttons
>>146333318
what's a streamer?
>>146345446
Those things you hang at parties.
>>146344206
>>146344243
>>146344312
Oh ok, I'm "new" to Blizzard (haven't played one of their games since D2) so I wasn't sure what their policies were like.
I'll have to see about picking up a second copy to do this with, then. I just realized that I can't do it with my main account, because I'm going to be playing competitively with a team and can't have a stupid offensive name, but nothing will stop me from having a second troll account. (Actually, if my team does well, I'll probably want an incognito account anyway.)
>its another 'chase tracer across the map because she keeps killing the healer and everyone else ignores her' round
>>146332190
just won another koth as zen with lucio on the enemy team, stay bad faggot
>>146332190
>Implying I'm going to stop playing my Overwaifu to play some nigger straight out of detroit on koth
>>146345315
I still pick him when there's a particularly annoying Tracer to deal with.
He's also good against Mei and a few others, but that's midrange left clicking and he's always been good at that if you can aim.
>>146344567
lol I've actually played with memelord there before.
>>146345131
Moonmoon is a pretty cool guy.
I like watching roflgator when he's letting his chat wingman him with girls. (And I know it's probably set up, but it's still funny.)
>>146341675
>is the actual guy from the navy seals pasta
kek
And today I had a KOTH go to about 5 minutes of overtime in both rounds
Both teams had at least 4 tanks and a healer (we had Lucio/Mercy as our non-tanks, they had Lucio/Tracer), and we couldn't get overtime to end for the life of us
Most of the game I was just swinging my hammer, but we won and it was probably the funnest game I've played in a while
>>146332190
Zen wrecks as a second healer on some KOTH maps. He's a really good compromise for when your team is in need of extra healing, but also some extra firepower as well, especially if the other team is really tanky.
>decide to find out the exp difference between winning and losing
>it's fuck all
>decide not to care about winning or losing
>suddenly have much more fun
>>146345131
people without face cams
people without face cams that are actually good at the game
>>146345131
The only person I ever watched play Overwatch is KZ, but that's just because I just wanted to listen to people talk, most of the time I don't even watch the recording.
coming here to post best ship before the next thread
Zenyatta is so fucking useless holy shit. Anyone who plays him as the solo healer should just fucking neck themself