grandgrant edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
CHANNEL FOR TC
Why does envy lag out when he is about to Sunder? He would have lived last fight if he could pull it off
>s-secret and e-eg will lose in the open qualifiers
deee twooo fucking gee
more wrong than cucks who think britain will stay in the EU
GG is actually such an entertaining caster
nth for I WISH ETERNAL ENVY WOULD LITERALLY BREAK BOTH HIS HANDS AND BE UNABLE TO PLAY DOTA FOREVER
nth for waifus
my man
It's physically impossible for a team with a TB doubling the networth of the opponent's highest (who is a nonscaling carry today) to lose a game of Dota 2.
Honest question here guys:
Do you actively use shift-queuing in your games?
I know it's more efficient if you can pull it off, but I cannot properly do it without messing up. Same with quick casting. Tried that for a couple of games and ended up dooming and hexing creeps.
Any advice on that?
cant tell if grant is actually retarded or pretending not to be but still is
opinions on randoming in ranked? Legit strat? extra gold for ez lane win.
>>146323330
EE is no physical being, he has trancended. No mortal can fuck up this hard.
Reminder to root for our boys in Cucks for Life
based grant, our guy, nemesis of redditors
>>146323295
"Is that a challenge?"
I dare you to post it
t. cuck
>>146323507
>>146323139
there's no point being mad at someone you'll never interact with.
I WANT TO MARRY ANNEEDROID
Are you guys gonna enjoy the inevitable day where there's a major quest for Rubick and there's Rubicks in every single game?
>Individually spellsteal and cast 15/30/45 spells in a single victory.
>>146323507
>>146323385
quick cast is shit unless you play certain heroes like tinker and ember
shift queue is a must. I got used to it when tping because i got tired of sometimes breaking the tp, also try doing everytime you eat a tango. You will get used to it fast
>>146323407
sure, go ahead and ruin the game for 4 others FUCKFACE.
NEVER EVER FUCKING RANDOM IN RANKED YOU NIGGER
>terrible carry
Let's bury your soul, shall we?
>>146323385
>shift-que
Its handy blinking into Reverse Polarity after a TP, for example, or after a stun.
>quick cast
I only use it with Ember's remnants. Pretty situational, and pretty difficult to learn since your muscle memory will be fucked unless you start with it on
>>146323507
>>146323572
I dislike him so I want him to fail. I particularly want him to fail so that I can root for team secret because he alone is enough to make me want to see this team fucking lose
>>146323507
>>146323469
Grant isn't our guy, he's NAdota's guy
how fucking awful is this disruptor jesus
all he had to do was ult on top of void so he couldnt be focused down
>>146323385
I use shift queue for blinks. Or if I want to AFK farm jungle camps as a farmed melee hero.
Or if I want to cast spells after a TP.
>>146323569
ngl that was a really skillful fissure
>90% of their ti lineup
>losing to shitters
top kek
>literally all on MSS
yeah this is over
>>146323569
that is a stupid fissure, he would have made it to the rune first
Based RTZ qualifying for his CS:GO qt.
>Zai won't be able to play on a pro level
Fucking euros, man.
>>146323729
you've got some serious internal issues anon. have a piece of pie for me :^)
>>146323407
sure go for it, mmr is just a meaningless number
>>146323385
Practice shift queueing whenever you have a quelling blade by killing a tree and shift queue to keep walking. Good practice when you have to go to another camp.
Options actually take care of the most common shift queue situation which is doing something immediately after tping.
If you euls yourself the next action even gets auto queued. Just order a blink and you will do those clutch escapes that somehow everyone cheers so much about. It's srsly piss easy to do.
Other than for specific heroes like ember or sand king I see not much use for shift queue aside from being like 2% more effective wile farming or showing off.
>>146323746
>hating on NAdota
redditor shibbolethed
>immortals tonight
>>146323784
Who?
Team Veggies will beat EG right?
>>146323898
>hating on NAdota being an /r/dota thing
False
>>146323898
NA is the reddit region
>>146323898
>hating
??????
>>146323978
If Veggies beat EG the aftermath will be discussed for atleast a year
hello yes you wanted to lane? well too bad
*throws dagger*
hehe see you in 6 seconds
THE GREAT AMERICAN CLEAVE
>>146323876
Is also good for Puck, the game losing dragon.
>Top Canadian
how did zai farm a 10 min blink as a support holy shit
>>146323847
>they fell for the "fear can't play carry" honeypot
>they fell for the "universe is bad" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai won't come back" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai isn't good anymore" honeypot
>>146323725
I think you win.
>>146324073
*qualified for the qualifier
:^)
>>146323507
Clinkz goes my bones
>>146323876
Don't forget pudge ult. You can shiftqueue it while the hook is out to prevent heroes like sandking from getting away.
>Universe suddenly starts playing properly when he's back on EG
Hmmm
>>146324073
Congratulations Clement, you have the qualifications to beat literal whos after 6 years of being on top teams.
>>146324164
thats spooky
>Secret have a 100% (ONE HUNDRED PERCENT) Winrate on TI
>B-B-But they're bad!
Defend yourselves out of this one hatefags
>>146324114
?
He got fed first blood and a really peaceful laning phase meant he could just farm.
wow
>>146324073
>qualified to another qualifier
reddit on suicide watch
Why did Zai go to ppd and not ppy?
>tfw they doubted
>>146324164
APOLOGIZE.
>Aui is the better carry
What did Clinton "Fear" Loomis mean by this?
>>146324114
He pioneered the whole farming pos4
>>146324164
does she die if a wave hits her?
>>146324089
Hello, do you want to lane?
*Spews Liquid Fire*
125% uptime
~1400 tower damage a minute
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>146324290
Because he was always loyal to PPD.
>>146324290
He wants to keep a steady job and ideally not live in Turkey.
>>146324215
Will EE give Kaipi their EU qualifier #2 spot?
>>146324312
public relations
>>146324295
I always believed in Puppey.
>it's an EG play their signature heroes episode
>>146324290
I'm not sure he'd want to play with EE
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/EverNova/EverNova
>literally a chinese team pretending to be NA
>>146324014
>>146324025
>>146324048
>reddit, the pro-EU, anti-USA website
>being pro NA
lmao
>>146324073
I swear to god it'll be the most hilarious thing ever if they get last place at TI.
>>146323876
>>146324096
>>146324201
I was asking because I watched the stream and at some point zai earth spiked + finger in quick succession so I guess he must have queued it.
>pic related: it's when you shift-queue with a hard initiator like magnus
APOOPALIGIZE
>>146324201
You can just cast ult while the enemy is flying towards you without shift queue. Same result.
>>146324201
True, though you dont need to queue blink after euls. Does it waits until phase shift is at 0.0 when you queue something after it, or does it cancel it?
THE
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
>>146324219
actually going through open qualifiers is the smartest thing they could do
scenario 1: invited to TI6 after the disaster of manila, moral is below 0, get destroyed at TI6 because making mistakes and no confidence
scenario 2: win OQ and main qualifiers, moral boost, stomp TI6 because regained confident play
I just realized Secret is gonna win TI6. It's over.
THE
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
hahahaha holy fuck fear
YOU'LL PLAY DARK SEER
AND YOU'LL LIKE IT
>>146324454
IT HAPPENED
THE CLEAVE
>Fear can't play carry
eg still gets literal 2k shitlords, nice region babbys.
>>146324605
said literally no one
he's a TI winning carry
JUST
LIKE
THAT
FUCKING
NA`VI
GAME
EG.SASHA
FUCKING
GREY
SO
FUCKING
GOOD
I don't think I'll ever get tired of Grants butthurt
anyone got link to vegie stream?
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
CLEAVE
AGAIN
child's play
>26 minute Heart on sven
>>146324413
>the cunt isn't casting on bts
Thank Christ.
So what do you think, can Secret at least get the wildcard spot?
>>146324678
>Someone actually saved my picture
>>146324758
Go on twitch. Black Blitz Fogged Merlini all stream with voice coms.
>the city of Shazam
ZAI A GOD
>this is a former pro stack in NA
Jesus
Regionals should be good though. DC vs CoL vs EG
>>146324856
damn, thought our guy Tobi was streaming it again
oh well
this is literally the 2nd best team in the qualifier behind EG
>>146324818
Yea.
>>146324678
It was Na'vi.Sasha Grey you stupid Doturd. XBOCT changed his name to it.
>>146324907
More like DC v FDL v EG
CoL are fucked unless they pulled something out their ass this last week.
i didnt realize there was this much of a skill disparity between eg and shazam desu
also
>giving ppd treant
Was the DKBears vs. Secret last European series for tonite?
postition 1 fear cutest fear :3
>>146324481
hold on let me just go check out my favorite player has to say on his subreddit r/peterpandam
or maybe check out the what his manager and r/dota2 founder has to say on twitter
Are you doubting me?
HEY BUDDY I SAID ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?!?
What is secret to PPD's chakra gates?
Why can he not open chakra gates unless universe is on team?
Is PPD powered by friendship?
>>146325030
she's such a qt :3
>>146324803
jesus christ
>>146325039
>FDL
>Doing anything
The only legit players on FDL are CC&C and Beesa.
>>146325157
he's powered by good players
>>146325114
are you serious?
name one good player on shazam
I'm pretty sure EG payed Shazam to have 4k Peruvians play on their account desu
>>146324942
I like Tobi, but watching the players perspective with IG chat is way better IMO. Black, Merlini and Blitz make some sick in game calls.
>EG making shazam look like a 2k stack
>>146324803
[unsolicited opinions about israel]
where are the shazam fancucks now?
>>146325202
brax and mss are good (not this game though lmao)
i forgot svg was egs coach now, but pandaego isnt terrible
>>146324986
NA is pathetic if thats true
Can't wait to see Zai vs Cr1t and Zai vs Jerax
>>146325325
>unsolicited opinions
triggered. If people didn't offer up unsolicited opinions the works of Nietzsche, Machiavelli, Leibniz and Newton wouldn't exist.
If you believe in "unsolicited opinions" you are promoting anti-intellectualism.
I hope you're all cheering for me d2g
>>146325340
>shazam fancucks
there were none. you don't root for teams in t2 na, you root for players.
>>146325425
theyre the second best team in opens probably. theres just a huge skill disparity between eg and the rest of the teams in opens, as there always was.
IT'S FLUFF
EVERYONE
HIT
THE
DECK
still got 2 day before the bloodbath
>1 game away from BSJ vs. EG
My butthole is ready.
>>146325134
Saved
EG AND SECRET ARE BACK
this is gonna be a fucking good TI
>>146325674
still no CLQ Clan_Iraq stack.
>Pick support
>Lose helplessly because puck and slardar have brain lag, juggernaut is a russian who tilts the FUCK out and afks the first time he dies
>other support veno has brainlag too and is ultimately just a glorified fucking core maxing out wards first
>literally forced to abandon or put up with 60 minutes dealing with LITERAL subhumans who belong hung from a fucking tree
great
just
great
>>146325674
BSJ isn't going to win
>>146325658
>tfw you started the fluff meme
im sorry
It's a good day for Canada:
• Jacky Mao qualified for a qualifier
• Artour Babaev was dragged kicking and screaming to victory
• Doctors can literally prescribe for you to kill youself now
>>146325725
Secret isn't going to make it past Empire and Vega
>>146324413
>>146324803
Good god. I was actually thinking of reading some of the American comics. Do they all push their fuckin liberal agenda like this?
>>146325906
>doubting
>>146325887
>leaves got bantered so hard on /int/ they're literally necking themselves via doctor OD
if grandgrant cast together with clq I wouldprobably watch it
What if aghs disruptor allowed you to globally "glimpse" a teammate back to where they were 30 seconds ago
>>146325887
Neither of them are canadian and I'm looking forward to doctor perscribed suicide
Is terrorblade back to cancer tier again?
Can I start raising my 90% winrate on him?
>>146325973
I doubt Bulba
>>146325134
improved slightly
>>146326068
Only so long as the meta is still revolving around LS.
>veggies vs eg bulba next
HYPE
>>146326068
A pub Lina will likely shit on you because you have literally no health
BSJs teams draft is total shit. i dont know why people pick TA, shes so fucking bad right now.
>>146326068
Terrorblade has been good since the change. He's simple. If you play against physical dmg lineups you pick him and auto win. If they have huge magical or early game burst dmg there are better heroes.
poor bsj
>>146325957
HOLY SHIT MY SIDRS ARE FUCKING GONE
not even in 2k lpq did i see shit likenthat
>>146325970
They always have but they've gotten way less subtle about it.
>>146324215
Actually has a decent captain
>>146326160
get rid of the twitch meme while you're at it
>>146325957
you cant cast bloodstone unless you click it on the groundor have quickcast enabled
>>146324215
If actually paid attention to the Manila Majors you'd know Universe was the one player who didn't piss away the games in the first 15 minutes
BSJ blinks in feeds aegis. Holy shit
>another patch of "5-Man starts at 10 minutes and doesn't stop until the game is over"
i sure do love how the meta hasn't changed in 3 patches! Isn't it great how top tier picks like Bane are getting buffed because supports can't be OP? :)
>BSJ's stack has already lost
>will drag it out 40 minutes
>THE CITY OF BSJ
CLQ WAS RIGHT!
>>146323385
?
what part about shift queueing are you finding difficult?
>>146326604
>I can't stop a support with no inherent farming skills other than brainsapping carts from getting a 4200 gold item
>I also can't just stun and kill the fucker when he pulls his "I disable 2 people :D" combo
I can't stop laughing.
Guys I get to visit Valve's offices on a guest tour in two weeks
What do I do to be cool to a bunch of anonymous cancerous fucks in /d2g/
>>146326906
Ask about the legendary Clan_Iraq
>>146326906
you, like
suck my COCK, dude.
that's what.
>>146326906
Ask them to stop fucking around with this vr meme and actually work on dota for once.
>>146326852
>hero literally in top 4 competitive picks in 6.87
>gets a buff
yeah okay
his buff didn't even matter, but its entirely fucked up on principal
>>146323385
Quick Cast and Shift queue are useful mostly for heroes that rely on chaining skills like Lion, Wind Ranger and Magnus
>>146323385
i use quick cast ever since the beginning, i only miscast shit like once in a hundred games
>>146326906
unmask icefrog
will Veggies do it?
THAT VOID IN BSJ STACK AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAH
>>146323385
If you are REALLY REALLY REALLY DESPERATE, you can shift queue induvidual heroes, and your hero will kill them in that order.
You can't play with 30-40% packet loss without heavy use of shift queue.
I cant imagine playing without quick.cast anymore.
improves reaction so .uch on erry hero
>BSJ WILL WIN
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
GULAG
IN
FLAMES
Lmao holy shit that chrono
bsj deserves this
>>146326906
Bring them OC art of gremlin d.va from their newest game, Overwatch.
"i cant wait for the open qualis with all these teams just waiting to knock secret and eg out xD"
t.reddit
>>146324164
does she run or curse the road?
what if TI7 has no invites and everyone has to qualify for a spot? gucci or no
>>146327149
i really hope they do. aside from black, theyre all very modest people who seem to still somewhere play pro dota, maybe im biased tho bc i like merlini a lot
>>146324164
what in the name of fuck
how do you walk with so little muscle mass
this is how you die at 30
>>146327265
Would be great but an absolute logistical nightmare
>>146327149
I would like to see them face EG, but their first really hard matchup is now against EG BULBA
REDDITORS, THE ANTI-NA WEBSITE BEING BLOWN THE GIGAFUCK OUT BY BASED OUR BOY GRANT
>5:15 You are permanently banned from talking in beyondthesummit.
HOLY SHIT GRANT JUST DESTOYRED REDDIT
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER ROM THAT
LMOA
>>146327265
Terrible. This means literally nothing matters but TI.
Can he do it?
>this tournament is rigged, this tournament is trash, nice guys shouldn't finish last
t. reddit
>>146327471
I hope it's an entertaining shitshow at the very least
>>146327440
what happen
>>146326025
>>146325887
>>146326065
STOP MAKING FUN OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Remember
>>146327471
FLUFF NO!
>>146327471
Wait, is this Fluff + 4 peruvians?
>Veggies vs Ritsustack
Defense of the Sisters
>>146327596
>tobi skinny
just
>>146327596
This would have been successful if Synderen and Puppey weren't two of the biggest trolls.
>>146327471
25-4 at 30 minutes
>>146327596
I miss it
>>146327579
Grant did a reddit impression, he said this:
>>146327538
In a whiny voice. It was supposed to be reddit reacting to Veggies eventually getting knocked out.
I'm pretty sure Grant is on a Karl Pilkington level of intelligence
>>146325957
WASTED
>>146327253
secret and eg are the redditest teams of all
Why doesn't Grant cast at events?
Too crazy?
>>146327579
he said ritsu the more 4chinian of people would take a huge poo on Black^ aka reddit man #1
I haven't been watching VEC
who's playing what?
>>146327785
Can't get time off from wallmart
who should i watch if i want to see POO play?
post the ee terroblade webm
whatever happened to that based caster who made too many rude jokes and got booted?
that guy was fucking hilarious
Bulba vs VEG is a bo3?
>>146327837
Fogged off. Cap+Blitz support Cap is hard 5 blitz buys boots like every game. Merlini 1 Black is mid.
>>146327785
raycis sexis
>>146327780
Nice try, but the most popular post flair and most banners among reddit posters who were polled are both Alliance.
Reddit literally loves Alliance because they're subsconscious swedecucks deep down.
>>146327837
Veggies?
Pos 1 black
Pos 2 merlini
Pos 3 fogged
pos 4 blitz
pos 5 cap
grant plz
>>146327973
ty
based
BASED FUCKING SUMAIL LADS
>>146328014
>>146327968
thanks niggas
>>146325970
BASED S-ALLAH
>Black AM
Goodluck
>>146328014
Whoops I meant 1 merlini and 2 black
our boys in cucks for life are doing it
>sumail thinks the sword is going offlane
"yeah guys good"
>sumail finds out he's goin mid
"Lmao hes getting bodied"
Is sumail micheal jordan reincarnated?
Really sad when he died last month.
>grandgrant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF0tkdhtIDA
anyone got a any good ta lewds?
>>146328167
merlini AM
black timber
>>146327991
will you shitters just leave already
>>146328158
>sumail
>pic has a white man on it
???????
Imagine if we didn't have Grant and had to watch OD or BTS cast
>>146328271
TA IS PURE!
>>146328121
sauce?
Google isn't doing shit for me
Does anyone want to play for a d2g shitstack tmrw in EU open qualis?
>>146327785
coz reddit hates him
how the fuck do I think like a 5k player
>>146328459
im 7k offlaner who do i contact
>>146328418
fuckall if i know
i got it from /fraud/
>>146328551
contact this
*unzips dick*
>>146324025
LOL reddit is know to hate NA and love EU
Also fuck reddit
>>146328329
>9/3/2016
Nice photoshop retard, show me your time machine.
>>146328551
I'm 3k support I'll get in on this
THE FUCKING AZTECS WERE FROM THE 1700'S
CAPTAIN PICARD WAS LEADING THE YURO'S
FUCKING GRANT
se secret are 100% in at regional quals?
>>146328628
Nice tumblr filename faggot
>>146328551
you will definitely be the best player by thousands of mmr if you want to play with us a shitstack
but you can add my steam
id/ganjaklopp
>le balanced fish man
....
>>146328628
>I don't know what google is
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/wiki/subreddit#wiki_user_flair
>>146328752
awoo poster are you NA ?
not checking steam
not adding anyone, just interested
>>146328535
Its not "can I get away with doing this really stupid shit"
EE is a very good example on how its done: "Can I get away with the next 10-20 stupid things I do, and Will my team bail me out if I fail?"
That said, figuroung out what stupid shit is, is the journey to 4k. So is learning how to play the game.
Black^ thought BAKA meant so much hate too. I'm glad I'm not alone
Is this a bo1 or bo3?
Haven't played this shit in a year what's the meta now.
>>146328926
5k and above plays looked like 1k plays that don't work out, except they work out.
>>146328752
im not THE awoo poster but I am NA and were trying to play in EU qualis
i dont mind if you look at my steam its my d2g acc
>>146326906
Shoot the place up
save dota
call 911 and tell them post 6.81 dota is offensive to muslism before doing it
>>146329003
unironically support riki
>>146328747
Yes
Was the WR a random?
Their timer went zero and they had no reserve time
>>146329104
>mfw this is actually true
>Veggies
>Not letting their best player play his best hero
>>146329104
>>146329229
I remember high tier d2g autists telling me how dumb I was
BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>146329167
yes
we outnumber them all
never forget
>>146329229
ur dead man, long live the dead
I'd be surprised if the WR could output the damage to murder lifestealer even if it wasn't EG.
Game is already over.
>>146329229
Which pro players are lit?
I only know Zai
>>146329210
alright thanks
i mean i WOULD play dota with someone but umm
nah
>>146326906
Anon who'd been there. It's pretty cool with the flags and the gun room
>what is a rectangle
they should really give grant his own tv show holy shit
>>146329314
Merlini is too shit at mid for it ;_;
"what is a rectangle..."
WALMART EDUCATION BOYS
>these non human peruvians...
>>146328136
But isn't he the bad guy..? So therefore aren't his views depicted as "wrong"?
>>146329327
They're pretty shut the fuck up now. A lot of the theorycrafting that went on in this thread in 6.86 and 6.85 is no literally pro dota meta. Players in this thread in every bracket figured out things like support riki, strength hero meta, phoenix etc at the same time the pros were while other retards screamed
LEL 2K THEORYCRAFING LINK PRO VOD OR SHUT UP
>have Black^ on your team
>draft Anti Mage
>dont let him play it
do they want to lose?
What the fuck is GrandGrant saying. He's hilariously retarded.
"Real life lore".
EG.F
lmao
im dead asfsdfasfsaf
>>146329517
yeah the next panel has his followers becoming suicide bombers
>real life lore
my fucking sides
based grant
>>146329552
I'm not intoxicated enough for this shit.
What is /d2Grant/ drinking tonight?
PPD dodging that ranged creep made me laugh like a schoolgirl.
>>146329552
Have people never watched grant before or something?
His streams are always like this he just tones it down 100% at events
J U S T
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>>146329019
5k: Ganks in middle of creeps, walk away without boots, only survive last ranged creep hit from walking in a straight line long enough to regen 18 hp. Survives with 1 HP
1k: Dies from creeps while manfighting in middle of creep wave
>>146329773
cheap american brandy
$12 a handle but with $22 worth of quality. no one respects american brandy
http://en.virtualpopstar.com/vote/XxQu33nKyxX/
uuu... ><
Are EG playing?
Seriously SEA got an invite but NA did not
>>146329969
>Brandy, the worst liquor in the world except for tequila
>worth respect
?
ppd is a bully
>sumail leaves mid to creep skip top
NEXT LEVEL
>>146330013
stfu mio
>>146329996
>not strawpoll
nice virus
>>146330021
mvp are breddy good. the only reason fnatic didnt get invited is because valve is using them to clear out the other trash in the sea qualis.
>>146329527
and it all started at 6.85ish with mid/offlane void
>>146330042
>he doesn't like tequila
it's like you hate fun
oh wait forgot where i was
>>146329404
>>146329445
>146329445
>>146329382
It's actually a quadrilateral you fucking retards
LMAO WHERE WAS THIS UNIVERSE IN SECRET
>steam message noise
>check
>nothing
>get the gun out
>peru
>no webm of BSJ's 1v5 throw at 50 minutes
Gulag why?
every fucking time.
eVERY FUCKING TIME THE STEAM CHAT SOUND ON STEAM.
every time... i get really sad because no one talks to me anymore.
>>146329371
none probably.
what's your source on zai's litness?
>Earth, sun, universe, galaxy
????
>grantcosmology
Grant has lost his fucking mind.
>Qualifying
>For a qualifier
It's nice that they'll win the open qualifiers but they'll be so winded by the actual qualifiers that they don't have a chance at making it to the actual event.
>>146330329
In reality who cares about BSJ he's a bad player. He has no pro potential.
cya veggies
boris is our guy
xd
Whats the chance that Universe gonna one man ravage like he did in secret?
>>146329019
>5k and above plays looked like 1k plays that don't work out, except they work out.
relying on luck to win you the game is alot different from knowing how to play the luck game
>>146330392
it's NA quals dude
I'm enjoying the educational aspects of grant's stream
it's like i'm at hogwarts kek
>You could use a lance with a bow
Uh, yeah, okay.
>redditors and euros who don't understand grant's humor
i'm sure bts is the stream for you
>>146330424
Not much unless it's a good play.
You could tell he was stressed as fuck on Secret.
>tfw put ketchup on my pizza rolls
>it actually tastes good
damn...
What happened to secret guys?
I fell asleep just before secret's final series vs Danish bears
>>146330351
Someone asked him on stream and he said he was currently reading "The savage detectives" by Bolano.
https://twitter.com/zai_2002/status/715189271598997504 Also this.
>>146330649
they lost and envy had to start working as a male escort because hes so autistic he cant do anything else
>>146330617
>tfw no pizza rolls
>>146330278
Universe not good enough for Secret. He left the team before EE could teach him how to play
>>146330535
>guys I literally don't know what a rectangle is
>"""""""""humor"""""""""
>>146330392
>there will never be a new anime character as cute as toushino kyouko
It's like they don't even try anymore. Quitting anime wasn't even hard.
thunder, rain and dota games
IS there anything more comfy lads?
PPD is an evil genius.
Peter The First Strikes Again
>>146330726
>I'm an uncultured swine, LMAO nerds!
American humor, indeed.
>>146330535
What humor? He's just a retard
>>146330750
based midwest bro
>>146330750
Death.
>>146330750
>an asian cutie falling asleep in your arms
Merlini is the worst player on Veggie, I didn't expect that
>>146330750
>comfy
It's storming really bad over here and I'm pretty scared of thunderstorms.
p-pls hold me dotards
ghost lens/aether scepter
active: +15% spell damage, +200 cast range, turn ethereal for 4 seconds
>>146330351
>>146330651
>>146329371
>zai isn't a subhuman subvocalizer
based
>>146330726
>>146330813
>>146330849
isnt it 3 am? go to sleep.
The fuck is wrong with Grandgrant?
His autism is off the charts
>>146330886
he's overhyped trash
>>146330750
a qt gf to watch dota with
veggies is out
>>146330886
He's a decent caster but as a player he's pretty mediocre.
>>146330958
I'm from Michigan you dumptruck.
>>146330914
oh shut the fuck fucking degenerate
>mfw Veggies just lost to Ritsu
Holy fuck that was embarrassing. I think you could really only blame Blitz and Black though. Blitz could've gone enfeeble vs this Sven and Jugg and Black could've been more aggressive and more smart on Timbersaw, you can actually healing salve through a level one Bladefury from Jugg, I saw CC&C (from FDL) do it vs w33 mid this morning.
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>mfw i can play chen
i never thought of it
didn't even use control groups, just tabbing
the rock golems and the lightning easy camp creep are so op
>>146330951
are you the zizek ideology poster
>>146331038
good fuck blitz that fat smug chink
>PPD
>Stands for Peter PPD Dager
>>146330914
>>146330880
brain damaged animeNEETs
>>146330535
im euro and i don't mind him. he's not annoying like ee.
>reddit stack lose to our guy
Based
BTS has switched to EG, there is no need to watch autismlord anymore.
>>146331034
i am too, i live near lansing. come meet me near the state hall and i'll kick your ass you redditor fuck.
>>146331038
>worse team lost to better team
wow who would have thought
>>146330726
>>146330813
>>146330849
>>146330965
c-c-cringe!!! autism!!!
I know that reddit's team just lost but please try to contain yourselves when speaking about one of our casters and guys.
Who is better Spectre or Slark on Late?
REMINDER GRANT AKA OUR GUY, CALLED TEAM REDDIT GETTING BLOWN OUT BY SHITSU
>>146331038
Definitely blame your 1/2/0 AM at 27 minutes with only 10 CS a minute
>>146331182
Grant and OD have had more viewers than BTS for the whole qual.
We're not watching your stream, LD.
>>146331210
lol grants friend fuck off.
he literally went on a 5 minute World of Warcraft schpiel making some type of reference about nothing
>>146331079
i am in posession of some zizeks, but by no means am i the only one to ideologypost on the 'lag
>win my pub game and gain that sweet +25
>check out how the qualifiers are going
>veggies eliminated
man...
>*Grunts and snorts*
what did he mean by this?
>>146331210
haha! the madman really did it! he called them autisitc! hahahah! thatll show those idiot redditors!
>>146331242
>>146330886
I did. He's a garbage player and even worse caster.
>>146331207
different anon, also live near lansing
you in east lansing or some memesuburb
>>146331230
Spectre.
Slark is dangerous as an anti-carry but Spectre is dangerous in an "I press one button and massacre your team" way.
>yfw ritsu btfo's EG
>>146331284
Grant had views because no one gives a fuck about Veggies and OD is legit good.
I'd rather watch 5 Sheveers casting at the same time over Grant.
>>146331309
They will be back tomorrow
>>146331352
haslett, we're basically just parts of the towns near us
>>146331242
based otherblitzposter
>>146331398
t. euro
>>146331398
Please stop seeking validation for your shit taste
>>146331398
>current year
>allowing yourself to be so flagrantly and disgustingly European in public
Please sir, I know this behavior may be acceptable over in New Mecca, but here in the Americas, we have standards.
>>146331398
hi reddlt
>>146331453
>living in BadOkemos
in other news we live like 15 min away rOFl
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4pe48z/veggies_is_out_of_the_na_qualifier_loses_to/
the absolute madman
>>146330914
Post Steam and I'll hold you qt :3
>I bet this slark is going to go full ooga booga after this game
>b-but look at muh gpm
>>146331398
hello yuropeon, how does it feel to know your union of cuckoldry is falling apart?
>>146331649
haslett is basically okemos with a shittier high school anyways
>>146331242
Is EG getting btfo?
>>146331330
Every nano-second of this webm is worth a reaction image.
You know just the other day i was thinking to myself
"Where is clairvoyance, I miss this fuckers amazing casting"
And lo n behold, look who's casting!
>>146331693
is that slark BSJ?
Why is there a defense force for some mildly autistic guy who rambles about dota? Try being a fan of someone who isn't on the autism spectrum for once
>>146331897
BSJ's stack lost last round to Luccini
What will PL aghs do
>>146331939
>plays dota
>isn't on the spectrum
lol?
>50/50
>aghs or skadi on pl
>nahaz taught me
how can you not be entertained by this?
>>146331668
Why did you link my post?
I change my mind, grant's casting right now isn't too bad
>>146331994
make illusions of enemies desu
>>146331982
wat
I stopped watching
how did BSJ lose
They had like 4 cores and were winning...
>>146331939
he probably knows more about na dota than anyone else in the world so i appreciate him and his weird jokes
he also triggers the fuck out of redditors and europeans
>>146331939
Why are you even visiting 4chan if you're not a massive contrarian?
>>146331994
Swap place with illu à la Spectre ult.
>yuros and third world shitskins still gigatriggered by based our guy grant, the nemesis of reddit
>>146331994
>h-he bought a point booster!
>im sure he will get aghs r-right guys?
>>146331994
spirit lance projectiles from illusions now hit for 25%% damage
>>146331939
>defense force
90% of thread has been watching GrandGrant whole time. He has been mentioned in every thread OP while he was casting. We've driven his ratings higher than BTS a few times.
HE'S OUR GUY. IT ISN'T COMPLICATED REDDITYURO.
>>146332090
bad lategame lineup and bad lategame decisionmaking
/lolg/ here, should I be cheering for or against EG
>>146331994
Illusions take no damage penalty.
>>146332183
Always against.
>>146332183
Cheer against EG if you like reddit.
>>146332183
It doesn't matter.
They're winning this shit either way.
It's the top team in the region playing against retarded peruvians.
>>146332183
Go away evil dogger.
>>146332183
We're not a hivemind. Root for who you like. There's no stupid "villains" in this scene because we don't need comic book tier storylines ruining professional play.
>>146332183
cheer for me im the best
>>146332163
>90% of thread has been watching GrandGrant whole time
this delusion
>>146332183
Go away evil dogger
I'm rooting against them because I want to see the butthurt.
>>146332183
You can cheer for underdogs if you want, but nobody in the open qualifier is capable of beating them.
>other regions cucked out of this amazingly entertaining qualifiers
>>146332173
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455190294
I guess its a bad lategame lineup but they had a huge momentum lead...
obviously BSJ going midas on ursa then dying twice for no reason wasn't good...
>>146332306
>There's no stupid "villains" in this scene
I'm looking at the invite for the main qualifier for NA, who the fuck are "drinking boys" and "vultur"? Joking aside, how the hell did these guys get invited over some of these NA stacks, literally never heard of them.
RIP Luccini, you tried your best.
>>146332341
we got a lot of NA here
so have EG even had a close game yet?
I hope pl becomes an Op pick in TI
>>146332365
>Winner of EU open qualifiers has 3/5 NA players
It must feel bad to see your region abused by foreigners.
>>146332434
Go away reddit.
Why don't you write up a scathing letter to PPD to tell him how mad you are that he kicked bulba?
>perky pepperonis
NA has the best names honestly, yuros are just muh serious pro gamers.
>>146332434
PPD is an anti-hero.
>>146332183
Go away evil dogger.
Always cheer for NA Dota.
>>146332341
>Reddit meme picture poster doesn't understand GrandGrant's level of humour
Colour me fucking shocked
>>146332443
They were invited because they followed the damn rules.
If you swap after player lock, you gotta go up through the bottom
>tfw just want to play offlane SK
>can't because people see SK and pick offlane expecting me to afk woods
>>146332183
These threads would become a beautiful place for MONTHS if EG somehow managed to lose in these games and couldn't qualify for TI6, but it pretty much cannot happen. Open qualifier teams are beyond dogshit, they're not even upper-level pubstacks but instead the people who aren't even good enough to know how fucking bad they are.
>>146332476
No.
Secret has lost early game 3 times though, once they play against not retard drafting euro teams they'll actually have to try.
>>146332434
That's aGeniusVillain anon.
>>146332560
>this reddit excuse again
>>146332254
you mean cheer FOR eg if you like reddit
>>146332551
>anime autist doesn't even know what side people are on
>>146332601
>These threads would become a beautiful place for MONTHS if EG somehow managed to lose in these games and couldn't qualify for TI6
Euros shitpost as much as ppdposters
get your head out of your ass
I told you all along
You all fell for it
You fell for every fucking honeypot in the book
>they fell for the "fear can't play carry" honeypot
>they fell for the "universe is bad" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai won't come back" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai isn't good anymore" honeypot
I am right yet again.
I AM ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT LADS
>>146332443
its the reddit roster rule. if a team changed rosters after the absurdly early roster lock, then they have to go through opens. these two nobody teams didnt change their roster, so they got invited.
>>146332560
the rule itself is stupid, as is the justification behind it.
>>146332306
Did this guy just insuated about lol pro having "storylines"
im just happy I got to see Pugna play today and win
>>146332504
>defending a Reddit admin
Fuck off reddit
>>146332434
you had the option to post anyone from the dota scene to be the bad guy, and you chose ppd?
why not, idk, cyborgmatt? dude's a faggot on all fronts
or ritsu?
how did ShitLongDogshitQua react to BSJ losing a won game
>>146332551
ok anime poster
>>146332504
>Why don't you write up a scathing letter to PPD to tell him how mad you are that he kicked bulba?
Why write a letter when I can just all chat in in the Open Qualifiers?
>>146332551
This post exemplifies that the haters of GrandGrant must be such a small, sad Reddit-infected minority, since all Americans support our boy Grant and this poster is not American but still supports him.
EG is reddit
d2g is reddit
EG is our guy
>>146331994
all allies within 1200 range appear as pl illusions to enemies
or phantom rush aura to allies
Man, I just want to talk about dota, not 'reddit reddit grant reddit grant reddit reddit'
reddit = pro yurocuck
EG = USA = anti-yuro
EG is the enemy of reddit and our guys
>>146332694
ritsu is a dota villain for sure. cyborgmatt is friends with the casters and such, everyone dislikes ritsu.
>>146332570
Explain using words that Sand King maximizes his potential by being in offlane and farming the large offlane camp and the other team's jungle when the lane gets pushed too far.
Explain that starting in jungle before you get 2 levels in sandstorm is a waste of time and will cause you to fall behind.
Explain that you're going QWWQ.
>>146332821
then go ahead
theres nothing stopping you fucking retard
>>146332183
CHEER KEKS 4 LIFE
havent watched the games all day, just need to know one thing
were there any adequate terrorblade performances
>>146332660
the thread became noticably better when both eg and secret turned shit
less animushit from autists, less muh rica from retards
>>146332152
This would be good. Especially when you get that big ass stack of illusions
>>146332929
Envy's performance was almost adequate, if it wasn't for the fact that he nearly cost Secret the game.
>>146332570
>jungle a blink dagger in 8 minutes
>now have every item you'll ever need to be useful
Why waste a whole lane for a whole game?
Better put like a Viper in there if you just want to shut down a lane.
At least a Viper can scale with items
>>146332872
Eg is captained by a Reddit admin and managed by the founder of r/dota2
>>146332929
EE had a pretty good one against DB
>>146332939
animeposters generally hate EG
>>146332183
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
wait a sec so its possible that EG faces up against a team made by a single guy who was kicked from EG??
this is poetry
>>146332821
Pitch a topic dude
>>146332929
based terrorbladewrestlerposter
>>146332929
EE had 800+ GPM on TB in the Bo3 in a 33 minute game.
>>146333018
woah what
>Ritsu beat team Veg
LOL
how did I miss that
>>146332660
Where the fuck did I imply that shitposting would be REDUCED by EG losing?
>>146333008
they support eternalautism, who has finally fallen out of relevancy
>>146332929
TB shitstomping fools all day
>>146331398
Yuroshitter detected.
Why even watch the NA qualifiers if you can't stand Grant? Why? Just walk away.
>>146333018
>>146333018
No, you retard.
The team's name is EG BULBA because NA dota is just shitposting 24/7.
>>146332152
PL maxes out at 12 illusions. That would be a Laguna Blade on a 7 second cooldown. More if you buy a manta.
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.20
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a ranged int hero
--------------------
Str - 20 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 22 + 2.9
Range - 450
Base Armor - 1
Base Dmg - 27 - 37
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 305
Turn Rate - 0.90
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (500 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders with mystic powers applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/35/50/65 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 16mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle
Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.
>>146332872
r u fking serious?
EG and Secret always is reddit favorite
d2g blown the fuck out.
>>146333272
No, you retard.
Cucks for life is masons team, retard.
Frankly desu I wish my dad beat me, maybe I wouldn't be such a loser sempai
Is ixmike the biggest faggot in the scene?
Can't play for shit
Shit talks the most
Tries to become a meme while harassing player's families
Is in a team called "Cucks Forever"
He has zero self awareness
He's that kid who used to eat bugs on the playground and mistook the people laughing at him for attention and admiration.
>>146331994
no illusion limit
>>146333272
The joke is that Bulba was so bad for EG he made them into a "random shit NA stack" which is what EG Bulba is.
>>146333416
Why are you euros so BTFO today?
>>146333416
I dunno, I feel mike could be legit, but he's too busy pretending to be retarded 24/7 for upboats on NADota to actually get anywhere.
>>146333252
Mason "Cuck for Life" Mason Mason, Jr.
>>146333383
EG was only reddit's favorite because they were the fairweather team to follow after they won DAC and TI
reddit has no team loyalty, they just suck the cock of the most successful team
To the anon who thanked me for showing him Brand X, if you're still out there man, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
>he doubted
>>146333252
GODDESS.can'twinwithme
>>146333416
>disliking ixmike, hero of shitposting
>>146333416
Shouldn't you eurocucks be asleep by now?
Why are you staying up for the NA qualifiers if you hate NA so much? That's really pitiful.
>>146333319
And so?
Other aghs are hilariously more broken lol
this aghs still require you to maintain the 12 illus just for the max damage
but then you are agaisnt wave clearing aoe
>>146333416
He's our guy, #1 in shitposting
>>146333613
No I didn't.
>>146333498
>pretending to be retarded
He's not pretending.
He is that way.
>>146333494
No I believe the joke is because bulba fucked over yawar (DC) by joining EG with aui
he fucked over a lot of players so they flame him a lot
>>146333595
is that megumin
that's the wrong hairstyle
Reminder if Reddit hate it we like it and vice versa
>>146333727
I know. I just like it more that way.
>>146333765
Agreed.
We must let reddit dictate our opinions
@@@
ATTENTION
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PHANTOM ASSASSIN
IS
VIABLE
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ATTENTION
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Buff me
>>146333765
Yeah I fucking love Nahaz.
>>146333806
shit taste
the strange hair improves her
>>146333765
Reminder have your own opinions you cuck
>>146333765
guys does loli pugna have bigger tits than windrunner
>>146333613
NO I FUCKING DIDN'T
>>146333820
agi gain to 4.2
>>146333765
Does Reddit like or dislike this post?
I need to post this on Reddit so I can respond with the opposite reaction that they have.
>people thought pl was bad
why would an early team fight hero be bad in an early team fight meta?
>>146333725
Also ritsu has 0 respect for Bulba as a player and as a person.
http://nadota.com/showthread.php?36635-DC-1437&p=1233248&viewfull=1#post1233248
grant is such a fucking retard and i love it
>>146333927
He still needs large amounts of farm to be an actual carry, and heroes like Sven, or DP shit on his illusions early.
>>146333939
Man, Zai's tits are huge.
>>146333820
str gain to 3.4
>>146333869
You tell me
>>146333927
What is gyro?
>>146333459
Obscenely overpowered, even with the diffusal nerf.
>>146333815
Not with Break being a thing.
She is literally nothing without her passives.
If she's Silver Edged before her BKB, the fight is lost right there.
Or god help her if Doom or SD ever build an Aghs.
Other carries can still exist while Break is on them. But she is literally nothing
>Blitz is literally chilling on the r/dota2 Discord
LOL /d2g/ BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>146332183
Go away evil dogger.
>>146333869
smaller but more potential, she grows up to be a titty monster
>>146333416
literally who
>>146334067
/r/dota2 pays the bills
I don't blame him.
>>146334067
what are you doing in the r/dota2 discord anon
>>146334115
>grooming fictional characters
sick fuck, pugna-chan could grow up to be a doctor or scientist!
>>146334115
>himself
>his
The next time you are in a game and your supportcuck starts feeding remember that it might be a cute girl masturbating
https://soundgasm.net/u/felicityxoxo/F4A-DotA2-Gaming-Challenge-Multiple-Orgasms-My-team-doesnt-know-about-the-toy-Im-switching-on-Trying-to-sound-like-Im-not-cumming-2501
>>146334189
Getting the few 5k+ players on it to join my Discord for high quality game discussion.
https://discord.gg/BZRty
>>146334115
>loli pugna
>growing up
no!
>>146334051
what if youban doom
Also can't you manta out of break?
>>146332504
>writing at all
I can just call him out on his bullshit on the subway amte
icefrog here, hope youre enjoying the games
a literal 10/10
whats your excuse d2g?
it was comedy gold seeing all the yuros having fucked off so hard from d2g it was literally only gameshitters
played like fucking FIDDLES by EG
>>146334330
i am actually
>>146334272
I was wondering how long it would take for this to show up here
Could someone kindly post the punished arteezy pic? here's a shitty secret pic for your trouble.
>>146334370
She really isn't blitz
>>146334330
go post some more patch updates on reddit, wyk
>>146333416
he's a literal shitposter, and his best quality is how he makes whiny babies upset
>>146334330
>>146334405
sorry but i am, in fact, the real icefrog
KEKS 4 LYFE
>>146334430
This image has no value, get some tradable currency and come back.
>>146334370
>whats your excuse d2g?
Blitz is cute and all but I already have a boyfriend.
Question my bros.
Do you honestly think League's characters are more interesting/entertaining/endearing than Dota 2's?
There's an argument going on on a separate sight between Dota 2 and LoL and 90% of League posters complain about how boring Dota 2 heroes are compared to League heroes.
>>146334330
please tell valve to stop being so fucking lazy and add pit lord
>>146334370
>a literal 10/10
6/10
>>146334414
yeah sorry I'm late I normally search for Dota on gwa all the time :^)
>>146334502
What? Go away.
>>146334502
LoL characters are designed by literal artists from deviantart so I'm not surprised they appeal to 12 year olds.
>>146334295
die
die
die
nice invoker lmao
>>146334502
kill yourself
>>146334502
In terms of lore? Probably.
In terms of playability? I'm sorry I like characters that don't share the same shitty skillset.
>>146334370
she used to be his therapist or something lul
so he probably pays her
>>146334628
where is this from?
>NOW Merlini goes to mid instead of in the game where they could've had black anti-mage
>>146334502
This literally only matters to loli-posters who only play games to fap to their waifus instead of enjoying the game. fuck off retard.
>>146334502
I'm not really sure how characters with less than half the amount of voice lines can be more memorable desu
>>146334557
It was just a statement mate, all the shitposting has made you incredibly defensive whenever you get a (You).
>>146334502
Dota 2 heroes are just designed to be as visually distinct from one another as possible, visual appeal is done later.
>Secret will win TI6 by coming through open qualifiers
Who believe here!
>>146334502
there are one or two that i think would work very well in dota but thats about it
>>146334502
Dota 2 in general has very little personality, there's all these soundbytes for heroes but they're not very endearing they're just background noise
HoN had a lot more flair and personality and LoL does have better waifus
>>146334502
lel only has five heroes with 150 or whatever different trappings of convoluted bullshit
>>146334709
Merlini is legitimately the worst player on that team surprisingly.
>>146334760
>incredibly defensive
I was making a joke about how weird it is to find dota "related" content on gwa, whats wrong with you?
>>146334709
>CLG Link
who?
what if eg lose in the oq
will they take bulba back
>a-at least we're not super weak!!!!
south america blown the fuck out
>>146334998
he is doing okay in secret
better than he was doing on eg and better than universe did on secret
A team named "Cucks for Life" is going to win the second Open Qualifier slot.
Next year Valve will make a new rule about team names.
>>146334998
Bulba's probably gonna get paid big bucks to stay with secret as a coach once they find a replacement.
>>146334502
Dota's character designs are straight dark high-fantasy. Most of the character designs are from WC3, with Warcraft starting out as a Warhammer game that ended up not getting the license. Dota has minimal anime designs, despite one of it's characters literally being from an anime. The designs are in line with western fantasy motifs, with additional influence from Final Fantasy.
League's characters have no cohesive artstyle which is a bad thing except for the fact that they can pander to literally every group. League's champions are partially designed to cater to players sexual appetites/porn artists. This is why the game has multiple loli and shota characters despite them not making sense in a battlefield environment. Game also includes lots of furry characters, of which dota has comparatively few.
tl;dr teenagers and perverts like league because the character sets represent a wider range of sexual fetishes than dota, this audience doesn't know what "cohesive art-style" even means, and they most certainly don't care. They just fap to jynx and annie.
>merlini
>still buys vlads on AM
>he doesnt buy the new innovated fountain item/s
>>146335084
Why would they?
Any team that looks somewhat decent will be picked up by a real org anyway.
Has Spectre actually won a single game competitively lately?
I don't think I've seen her win once ever since the nerfs.
>>146334984
http://lol.gamepedia.com/LiNk
>>146335075
Its pretty impressive that Universe in Secret did absolutely nothing, while Bulba in EG and Secret did okay. EG did get 3rd in that one tournament before Manila so it wasn't a total flop for the team.
>cucks for life
>mason is in it
kek someone post the picture
>>146335084
Isn't that bone7's avatar too?
>>146335151
Because Valve are pussy bitches with no tolerance for banter?
How do i centaur gulag ?
>>146335251
Repick Slardar
>>146335251
Pick Slardar.
>>146335251
Start off with a Ring of Repick and max out your Pick Slardar Instead by level 7.
>>146335151
reminder that a real team got picked up by really youporn and then they got really banned from ESL events
>>146335215
I don't feel like harvesting (you)s right now so i'll explain this as simply as I can.
Valve doesn't give a fuck about banter. Reddit and Nahaz are who hate banter. Valve listens to reddit on a lot of shit, but this isn't one of them. He who shalt not be named was fired for specific banter, not GENERAL banter.
>>146335178
So, what are /d2g/'s thoughts on Battle Pass abuse?
>Cucks for life
I sincerely want them to win but ixmike and whoever this invoker is are playing like trash cans.
>>146335398
kek
>>146335341
>>146335364
I remember when slardar was badcentaur
what happened
>>146335251
Alright fuck these dotards, I'll give you the real tips.__________________PICK SLARDAR______________________________________________________________________
>>146335251
Go offlane, farm a dagger as soon as possible and once you get lv 6 you can start using your ultimate to reduce armor since you will pick slardar instead of this shit hero.
>>146335251
Blink and all str and make towers and heroes kill themselves
force/blademail/aghs - optional
>tfw going to play a game of dota while listening to Grant cast
>>146335251
buy armlet
>>146335393
Yeah but they were fucking trash so who cares?
>>146334895
surprising if you're new and only listen to reddit's circlejerk about him.
>>146335439
Aegis became more important.
And Slar helps more
anybody want to play for a d2g shitstack in EU open qualis tmrw? we need one more player, doesn't matter how good you are
>>146335251
>>146335480
why does return work on towers?
that is such a stupid function
>ixmike
>ush
>mason
>same team
the ultimate meme?
>>146335251
Treads - Blink
Buy 9 strength items afterwards.
Buy a solar crest if you have a strong desire to not get hit and pretend you're slardar.
Buy2hearts
>>146335662
they're some big guys
>>146335631
If it didn't he'd be BadSpectre.
That's not even the dumbest building interaction, reminder that MKB doesn't work on buildings and kotl and tinker can render your entire team unable to take high ground.
>>146335417
>whoever this invoker is
I've never build blademail on centaur.
Does it make you hurt yourself twice with double edge?
>>146335439
Sprint changed to cost no mana. (Helped his mana pool and mobility a LOT)
Blink changed to no mana.
Consistent buffs to his crush.
To be honest he was probably viable as soon as sprint changed to no mana cost.
why is peru allowed to play in the NA qualifier?
>>146335893
Who so ?
>>146335251
His passive needs a buff, it's actually awful. Needs to have magical damage resistance or damage block.
>>146335936
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/USH
>hour long game
>Lion at less than 1000hp
146335931
>Americas
>>146335931
icefraud trying to stump us.
>>146335918
what
>>146335931
it's the Americas qualifier, and according to Valve every country on Earth can fit into one of four categories: Americas, China, Europe, or Southeast Asia
>>146336087
What happens when Africa gets internet?
>60 minutes
>No skati diffusal refresher on spectre
This guy has no idea how to actually win teamfights as spectre.
>>146335918
no
unless you're dealing with aoe you shouldn't buy it
is that nigga sleepin on a bare mattress?
>>146335931
where would peru play anon ?
its the americas qualifiers, not the NA qualifiers and as far as i know peru is in the americas
>>146336185
Euros.
But lol Africa being relevant in anything other than sports and having terrible governments.
>>146335608
can I play in EU quals if I am from NA?
Did Sheever x OD record and release a fucktape today?
>>146336185
According to Valve...
>Americas: US West, US East, South America
>Europe: Europe West, Europe East, Russia, South Africa
>China: Perfect World Telecom, Perfect World Unicom
>Southeast Asia: South Korea, SE Asia, Australia
so Africa is part of Europe.
>>146336185
They'd go to Europe, since Europe is the canonical land for minorities to escape to.
>>146336185
They play in SEA qualis with the SEAmonkeys and chinkstacks avoiding Chinese qualis
>>146336253
>he doesn't have sex with his bare matress
laom
>>146336185
they play in Europe like South Africa
>>146336282
yes, I am from NA and I am playing in EU qualis, rest of team is random EU though
add my steam
id/ganjaklopp
>>146336236
Okay.
I usually build blink, armlet, heart before I do anything else on him. So I guess nothing is changing for me.
>>146336285
He sniffed the fuck out of her couch.
>>146336253
Grant is a real nigga. Grew up poor. Got kicked out at 18. That's why he listens to rap.
>>146336293
Do Americans think before they (shit)post?
>>146336285
No, they both seemed too tired and hungover to even cast today but they did anyway.
>>146336470
How's it going being cucked by those refugees?
Peru in flames.
>>146336470
He's actually correct whether he is being ironic or not, Eurofriend.
>watching peru stream to see how cucks vs peru ends
>peru stream dies
~___~
How do you lose in lategame with a spectre lul
oh right you buy a fucking heart
the cucks are doing it lads
>>146324803
>wonder woman
>feminist
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE?
>>146336414
good one matey
>>146336513
I dunno, how does being 60% white feel like?
>be ugly piece of shit slardar
>need a remodal BAD to even look half as good as the old wc3 model and your voice is shit tier
>didn't get chosen last time because SPECTRE NEEDS A BETTER VOICE AND VOID NEEDS BETTER MODEL
When will slardar's suffering end?
Maybe one day soon?
>>146336565
>tfw in the EU
>tfw my country hates refugees
>tfw our PM praises countries that decline refugees
not the same anon, but not every country in the EU is getting cucked by them
>>146336185
>>146336293
>>146336379
>forcing South African teams to play with latency with Europe
I know Blizzard was crazy enough to do this, but I can't believe Valve is too.
>>146336780
America WISHES they were 60% white
Who are we cheering for this quallie? Cucks4lyfe or EG.Bulba?
>>146336752
She's a magically enchanted statue who lived on an island without the concept of multiple genders.
Shut up.
Do I Aether Lens Aghanims on Tinker or do I Aghanims Octarine Core?
>>146336620
is the spectre dispersion meme build
new thread when ??
>invoker
>bounty
>tidehunter
master drafting
top 4 NA teams
>EG
>EG Bulba
>Cucks 4 Life
>Perky Pepperonis
You can't make this shit up.
>>146336823
Who cares, South Africans are too busy trying to avoid genocide to play dota.
>>146336827
>>146336780
>yuros cucked hard and forced to pay insanely opressive income tax to financially support the refugees raping their women
>including mind boggling "problematic cis het white male" 20% sales tax aka VAT
>based USA has the lowest taxes and minorities are forced to fend for themselves
>>146336889
>ignoring regional quals
must be a yurocuck
>>146336889
Who is in EG Bulba
>>146336860
we're not even at 700 you kek
I wish they would just fix the ET stomp before spirit is leveled bug and bring back the returning spirit stomp. It made him viable and was not overpowered in the slightest. I still dont know why it was changed
>>146336924
US has sky high taxes and the shitskins eat the majority of it
euros don't have jack shit on the US for being a cucked hellhole
T R O L L
>>146336951
>ignoring
Lol no
>Beesa's stack is regional invite material in the land of NA Doto
>This is Purge's girlfriend
huh
neat
>>146336889
>serious team
>3 shitpost team names
Yep sounds like NA, why can't every region be as good as shit posting as NA?
Get on the shitpost level senpais.
>>146337021
>US income taxes usually below 20% total
>EUcuck income taxes are north of 35% total PLUS retarded sales tax
>>146336979
>that webm
>>146336974
i know
this one turned to be boring
>>146337079
race mixing bernie voter, you can't make this shit up
Every male race mixer I've seen has been either an idiot or a liberal
>>146337079
let's see how much of a father he is to his black son
>>146336951
There's DC (4/5 European)
Complexity (3/5 European)
Then there's the literal whos drinking boys
Some argieniggers whos
The beesastack
Drinking boys the complete whos
>>146337097
Well every other region exchanged shitposting ability for actually being good at the game.
this is the game EG loses right?
mason and ixmike are so based
>>146337184
you need to get your eyes checked because she's white.
>>146337239
DC is only 3/5 euro
w33 is a muslim
>>146337248
And look where it got them, nowhere.
>EG drafted Troll
woah
I have a friend who actually climbed from 3.1k to 4.2k by spamming nothing but Troll Warlord.
Was he literally onto something?
>>146337297
You have to go back.
>>146337306
so european? kek
>>146337079
Thumb
>>146337258
wait what?
>>146336889
How far did Alabama Niggers make it?
Best girl picked!
>>146337306
>can't differentiate between religion and country
>>146337248
>my honeypot lans mean my teams are good
w e w
just like TI5, right lad?
nice force mike lol
>>146337410
?
if you area a muslim arab, like w33 is, you obviously aren't euro
Dnno what country w33 is from, syria?
>>146337079
I wonder if she's the only reason he didn't end it all when Hillary won the nomination
>>146337410
Shitskin detected
>>146337329
xbox was picking it as well
so was some other team, they picked literally troll+sniper like it's fucking 6.8(um, 3 or 4 cant remember)
they both lost tho
>>146334051
Bkb purges break, does not block it though.
>>146337329
Well, when you have 3-4 right click heroes in every team the ult is pretty fucking good
>>146337416
?
EG's shitposting level is as low as non-NA teams. That explains why they can actually win stuff. They're the 5 decent posters in a see of (You) craving retards.
>>146337079
shes a tumblr feminist btw
Cucks are about to fucking lose.
>>146337535
>PPD, Sumail and Zai
>Not shitposters
>THE KEKS ARE COMING AGAIN
based tober
"THE KEKS ARE COMING"
And the cucks are cumming again
Yeah, that was worth muting the Grant stream for a bit
oh man
those rqs
EG vs Cucks for the most NA NA Team
>>146337590
Thank jesus they didn't, but god damn did they ever come close to fucking everything up.
>KEKS FOR LIFE TO BE THE ONES TO KNOCK EG OUT
IT'S HAPPENING
>>146337535
PPD and Sumail are legit shitposters.
Zai shitposts casually and on accident.
Fear can shitpost with the best of them when he tries. He's back from the day of dota1, the blood of NAdota shitpost runs strong in him.
these kids are absolute fucking dogshit L M A O
>Sumail winning lane against PL
>Kek
What does he mean by that
>>146337795
>tfw VeggieTales eSports Club kicks them out in Qualifier 2
>>146337801
Are you really trying to say that EG shitposts on the level of Mason and Mike?
>>146337897
Obviously they have some restrictions due to their EG contract.
>>146337861
I legitimately think at least one member of VEC would subtly throw to make sure they don't knock out EG. Say whatever you like about them, I think they genuinely view themselves as "good guys" and would never accept the villain role.
>>146337897
Alright you got me, but mason, ixmike, and grandgrant shitpost to a ridiculous degree.
They're also not under contract, summail would be as bad as some nadota players if he wasn't under contract.
>>146337993
/d2g/
>>146337978
You automatically become a villain the moment you even consider match-fixing, for any reason.
>>146338041
>ixMike and co winning
>>146337897
Sumail is only like 15 and he's already a giant fucking self-absorbed asshole.
By the time he's mason's age, he'll be legendarily toxic.
>>146338041
alright alright, I was trying to thro
who's winning in cucks for life vs eg bulba?
>>146337993
Shouldn't you be demanding another recount, Al Gore?
>>146338125
Fuck off, I don't like boys.
>>146337993
And in federal elections in US and Canada because they're giant countries you are already getting final results from the east coast before the polls are even closed on the west coast, it's really silly
>>146338170
Why?
Al Gore had more votes than Bush. Bush became president because the electoral college.
Everyone knows that.
>>146338217
>>146338170
>>146338041
anon is right, I deleted the post. don't wanna /pol/ derail during eg game. I was just trying to give the euros SOMETHING.
>>146338306
>I was just trying to give the euros SOMETHING.
what do you think this is, a charity?
>>146338185
quit lying you whore
NEW THREAD
>>146338439
>>146338439
>>146338439
>>146338439
>>146338439
GO HERE
woah
troll counters phoenix thanks to his ulti
i just realised this
no wonder troll is getting picked more and more now
>>146338185
Her announcer pack reveals she legit wants the Sven dick.
Anyone spamming veno in high 2k to low 4k bracket? What are his major weaknesses?
Reminder to root for Perky Pepperonis because they are TRUE NA DOTA and not A SWEDE, A PAKI, OR A POOLOO UNLIKE EG.