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Potato MMR Edition

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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>Discord
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODe9UcGd
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need 2 breed d va
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Double Hanzo
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i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with
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xth for sexy dva
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Roadhog now reduces all incoming damage by 50% while using Take a Breather
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>>146321294
STOP POSTING LEWD D.VA
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>That one faggot that takes Skirmishes seriously and starts blowing up everyone that is just hanging out with each other waiting for the match

Whew lads I seriously hope this isn't any of you.
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>>146321163
>Previous Thread:
>>146308380
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>>146321343
roadhog ultimate now kills everyone on the entire map instantly and quadruples respawn times for the enemy team while on cooldown
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>>146321343
No, he already has 600 health, either get behind cover or be an ult battery for a few seconds.
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>>146321289
>tfw my bf plays OW with me but doesnt like anime that much
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>>146321386
She's the one who randomly tells male characters "I still love you" after killing them.
She's probably fucked half the cast.
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need more Mercy in D.va's suit
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>>146321260
D E L E T E T H I S
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Someone post the webms of the teams/players cheating
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>>146321452
She tells that to everyone and it's just banter.
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>>146321386
ok
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>>146318107
There's a 10 minute game for reference
was a lot of zarya/rein soaking damage while we turtled
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>>146321448
that's the path you chose at birth when you decided to be a faggot
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Jesus Christ why is Mercys outfit so fucking hot

That small strap f cloth covering her pantyhose does things to me
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>>146321343
Are you legally retarded, nigger?
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Hehey!
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I wanna have a threesome with Genji and Reinhardt!
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>>146321289
>tfw that's me but I'm straight
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>>146321606
I HAVE
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I want to __be__ D.va!
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>>146321260
she only looks like shit because of the red lips

if she has blue lips when she's blue why change it to bright red?

that's not what normal people look like that's what cheap prostitutes look like
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>>146321606
Such potential
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I like Hanzo

He's my third most played after Tracer and Mercy
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Omnics are metal monsters with no hair cyka blyat
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>>146321697
Double posting for relevance
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WELCOME TO REINHARDT'S, HOME OF THE BEST WURST IN THE COUNTRY

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCyPvKyGiAE

>console players
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>>146321452
because she's a korean idol

that's what they do to stay popular with virgins which is like 30% of the countries total population
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HEROES THAT NEED TO BE NERFED

- PHARAH: Her direct hit damage is TOO much and she's too hard to hit in the air for most characters. Her jetpack fuel should be greatly reduced.

- REAPER: With the McCree nerf Reaper is now the best close up damage dealer in the game. He shits on everyone close range and has no counters anymore since McSkill can no longer 1shot him with FTH before he wraithes away.

- MEI: The epitome of cancer. They need to increase the time it takes to freeze someone with her left click AS WELL as reduce the damage on her right click. You can't be a beast at close quarters with no skill required and also be able to do 50% of a squishy characters health with one right click. Also need to reduce the amount she heals for while she's invulnerable.

- BASTION: Another high cancer hero. His RoF, damage, and kit should all stay the same. The only change he needs is to not be able to swivel 360 degrees in turret form. He should be limited to a 180 degree angle or even 270 if they're feeling generous, but not 360.

- HANZO: Needs his arrow hitbox fixed, they're still enormous. They need to code a fix to his scatter arrow oneshotting literally 90% of the cast and leaving other tank toons at 10% HP.

- JUNKRAT: No skill required to participate. He needs his grenade damage AoE REDUCED at distance. Needs to reward people who aim smartly using terrain instead of spammers.

- TORBJORN: Turret damage is fine but they need to REDUCE the range at which the turret can lock on to you. It's straight up cancer playing against 2 Torbjorns on some maps because they can lock you down easily and if your team can't coordinate a counterplay you're fucked (like most pubs).

- ROADHOG: His hook needs to be fixed ASAP. One of the more gamebreaking things right now. Pulling through walls, hitscanning you from 5 feet away, etc. Broken as fuck.
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>>146321823
Currywurst mit Pommes, dazu Mayo
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>>146321823
Yeah hey man can I get like...a burger?
American style, not freaky deaky heil hitler style k?
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>>146321823
id like some wurst
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>>146321656
BIG PLAHNS
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>>146321876
bad
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>>146321785
>Punk skin
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>>146321823
I'll have a gyro.
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I am giving away a copy of overwatch if you can answer my quiz.
Genji looks like a class from Phantasy Star: Online. Which class does he look like?
I won't accept answers here, and I'll only accept answers via steam. Add me and make sure you preface the message with overwatch, or I won't respond. DO NOT JOIN ME IN CS:GO OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED.

First come, first serve. However, I also need an email from you to send it, or a blizzard account. I'll accept these after you give the correct answer.

Good luck, folks. I'm online for the next hour or so.


http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/
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xth for keep lewds and shipping to a minimum.
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A good Widowmaker will always steamroll and carry. There are no counters except for a better Widowmaker on the other team. Having a shitty Widowmakers is equivalent to only having 5 players on your team.

Why is so much of the game allowed to revolve around a single hero?
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>>146321962
4u
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Reminder that this is indisputable.
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>>146321876
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>>146321719
do you even understand why shes blue
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>>146321876
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a falseflag or not
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The hunter lays a trap for his prey...
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>>146321294

D. VA IS FOR CUTE

D.VA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
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>>146321904
JA, COMING RIGHT UP

>>146321958
RIGHT AWAY

>>146321949
>>146322001
GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT
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Will you grind for a golden weapon?
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>>146321876
the only thing you said that matters is about roadhogs hook

stop being a whiny baby
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>soldier 76 kills the entire enemy team with his aimbot
>"I could do this with my eyes closed"

Hilarious.
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>>146321290
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>>146321561
Fug how do I get gud? I usually get around 5-6K.
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>>146322137
>Implying you don't want to see her taking a juicy black cock so thick that it painfully widens her pussy to the point that she can't walk right for a week
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>>146322057
>it's an anon thinks double CP is cancer because he can't get his team to ult at the same time episode
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>>146322057
>Nepal not far left
>Ilios not outside the bottom left of the graph
Fuck gigantic pit CPs, everyone just plays pharah and lucio and spams knockbacks, shit is retarded.
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>>146322115
What's this?
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>>146321823

"I'll take the lot"
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>>146322057
Kings row a shit
Volskaya a great
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>>146322057
>Lijang
>fun

no
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>seagull getting rekt by envyus
heh
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>>146322057
>ilios
>fun at fucking all
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>>146321876
Other than Mei, I don't have a problem with any of these heroes, and I don't think Mei needs a nerf.

How fucking shit is everyone at this game? Quit whining ya fuckin' babies.
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>>146321494
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>>146322115
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>>146321823
I'l take your worst wurst.
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>>146321697
>someone had to model and animate this frame by frame

if laws were stricter how many game devs do you think would be in jail for pedophilia?
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>>146321876
>toons
sage, reported, ignored, blocked.
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>>146322226

NO I DON'T

I WANT TO SEE HER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND BEING HAPPY
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>>146322236
>>146322289
>Hating Illinois

Found the retards who fall everytime
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>>146321876
>>>/vg/lolg/
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>lose
>instantly want to play again out of frustration
>win
>get so satisfied I stop playing for like an hour

How the fuck do I keep playing this? I only end up sticking around if I'm playing with friends
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>healed 15000
>no epic ribbon

:'^(
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>>146322139
I am almost certain every rickety German restaurant kiosk thing has some form of gyro.

How about a Kebab?
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VAPE MEITION
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>>146322376
But she's 19.
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>>146322057
>Reminder that this is subjective.
Ftfy
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>>146322410
>Painting anal beads with Junkrat
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What am I supposed to do during Winston ult? It's so fucking pointless all I can use it for is some health boost and a few 3 damage sissy slaps
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>>146321494
and this one (too big for 4chan)
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>>146321294
i'll always think of D.Va as the little sister i never had, please don't sexualize her anymore
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>>146322016
WARNING

This is a popular scam attempt on steam. Do not respond.
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>tfw you play on console and every cancerboy picks torbjorn and symmetra

ps4 ow is boring af, I'm waiting for nerfs
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>>146322206
in like a 10 minute game?
you need to keep your awareness on point
make sure you're managing your healing properly from target to target accounting for their relative healthpools when multiple people are injured
roadhog and zarya soak healing so if you have them make sure you know where they are at all times
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>>146322376
She's """19"""

>>146321876
>my main is countered by all these heros! nerf them!
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>>146322508
knock the healers away from the team
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>>146322508
Slap people off the edge.

Or slap people around, leap up in the air to slam down for more damage and slap around again.

Be very disruptive. Your ult isn't for damage.
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That flank
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>>146322115
Looks like you really stepped in it mate!
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>>146322496
In aussieland her tits would be too small to count as "of age"
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>>146322435
found the lucio who spends every second on Ilios trying to recreate youtube meme strats and got potg one time no seriously mom pay attention
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>>146322080
have you ever looked at a woman without red lipstick on before?
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>>146322016
>>146322543
overwatch also cant be gifted
fuck off scamming cunt, no surprise you play cs:go
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>>146322520
>>146321494
http://i.imgur.com/BxzRJOz.jpg
Forgot to link, sorry
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>>146321606
Why all torbj's skin are good?
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>>146322329
Her boobs aren't that big!
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>>146322169
No. They look tacky, as does all gold things.
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>>146322645
HEr boobies are perfectly fine and if they were any larger they'd limit her apm.
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>>146322508
1) use it to disrupt objectives

2) get in a corner with blueberry and give her the hot monkey d
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What skins need to happen? Here are mine:
>track pants Zarya
>Some evil version of Mei, (Talon Mei, lich queen)
>gaming attire D.va (casual clothes, meka looks like some sort of monster pc)
>a good Lucio legendary
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>>146322704
purposefully tacky is the new fashionable
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>mei players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
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>>146322673
Guilty, Im the lucio that wins the game.

Maybe stop standing on the edge?
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>>146322057
...but...I like Hanamura.
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>>146321386
>>146322137
>>146322538
Please stop liking what I don't like.
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>>146322543
>>146322689
I can send you gift codes fucboi.
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>>146322814
a good s76 legendary for the love of god
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>>146322475
God this bothers me. Fucking memes ruining cute Chinese girls.
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/r/ing sunyata stand pic
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>>146321494
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>>146322919
HULK HOGAN POSE
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>Getting a legendary skin for a hero with 0 minutes played zzzzz
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>ranked out in ptr
>tie results in sudden death
>coin-flip decides which team attacks/defends
>no stopwatch
>attackers only have to cap the first point on hilariously unbalanced maps like to win ranked match

B L U N D E R O F T H E C E N T U R Y
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>>146322508


>>146322620
This,.

Winston ults fuck up defences, especially if you jump in, drop shield, and then ult. Time it so your team turns up to take advantage of the fact that the enemy is going to be bouncing around and shooting at the giant monkey.

You can also use it to contest a point if your team needs to run from spawn.
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So what're the chances that Tracer is the kind of person that acts all cheerful and outgoing when around other people, the moment she's alone she completely breaks down, and just lies in bed, unable to find the motivation to move?

>Hypomania
>A condition that is associated closely with PTSD, especially when a depressing or traumatic event occurs to someone in their late teens or early adulthood.
>"Characteristic behaviors are extremely energetic, talkative, and confident commonly exhibited with a flight of creative ideas. While hypomanic behavior often generates productivity and excitement, it can become troublesome if the subject engages in risky or otherwise inadvisable behaviors"
>Was at most 21 when the Slipstream incident occurred.
>Almost died, and got dissociated from fucking time itself. Now can only function in society with a big obtrusive machine on her chest.
>Runs around fighting world-class assassins and mercenaries with no armor or real training outside of piloting jets.

So it's pretty likely Tracer has PTSD, or at the least hiding some serious skeletons in the closet.

Either way she probably wakes up shaking from night terrors each night and sometimes feels trapped in an inescapable, dreadful situation that borders on claustrophobia.
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I legitimately don't understand how people can be bad with Pharah.
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>gibraltar defense
>fuck it go mouse
>23k damage 30 elims
ok
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>>146321876
>tracer player
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>>146321997
uh, first of all, it's goth. Second, you can't tell me what to wear
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>>146322438
the game isn't designed to be played for extended periods of time

the whole point of no servers, locked 6v6 match making is to waste your time like every other moba except games in overwatch usually only last 10 minutes
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>>146322919
if you play reinhardt you should just kill yourself
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>>146323041
the only thing that tethers her to the present is constant monkey dick
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>>146321876

>toons
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>>146323041
>hot
>immortal
>gets to look 21 forever
>can manipulate time
i bet she's suicidal
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>>146322905
there are no gift codes on bnet
fuck off
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>>146322546
Learn Zarya and become the chemo, their turrets are nothing but reliable free charge.
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>>146321709
>Hey look its "Autism" the post

I'd say go back to the Overwatch forums but they've shut down all of your points there too. Looks like you'll have to live with being wrong faggot.
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how many legendary skins are you supposed/usually have by level 23?
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>>146322508
Never die
Push people off the edge
Kill their support
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>>146322814
>Eva D.Va.
>Football strip Lucio.
>Darkwatch or whatever it was called McCree.
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>>146322496
nah she's just a 5000 year old vampire stuck in a female childs body m8

i swear her birth certificate said she turned 18 two days ago
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>>146323371
0 you retarded cocksucking bitch.
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on ps4 the best characters are

>torb
>junkrat
>zarya

first 2 because you dont need to aim. zarya because the first 2 always shoot bubble
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>>146323371
I had 2 by 23
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>>146323371
0-1
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>>146323294
>t. retarded faggot
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>>146323041
Not to mention
>Gets to watch her loved ones slowly wither away and die
I want to give Tracer a hug
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>>146323239
But she also knows that she'll outlive everybody.

If she had kids she would go to their funerals.
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Roadhog flattens glass against his skull
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>>146323434
Damn anon are you alright over there?

What's with this aggression.
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>>146323371
1 roughly every 15 levels
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Why can't the game put me back in if I DC?
I had to tether my phone due to shitters who started downloading in between matches, DC in the pre-game for 15 seconds and it can't put me back in?
Step it up blizzard
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Why is Blizzard so adamant against having stopwatch?
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>>146323371
I'm lvl 32 and I have one
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>>146323648
Fuck off.
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>>146323371
>Expecting a legendary skin after playing for an hour
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>>146322704
reinhardt, mercy, zenyatta look good as gold

everything else does look pretty bad though

would be cool if the gold tracer guns had gold streaks when you blinked
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>>146323671
You can reconnect in competitive games
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>>146323561
Tracer is top cute I just wish I could use her better
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>>146323775
Oh really?
I'm okay with that then seeing as I'll rarely play quickplay after it comes out.
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>>146322814
Rusty and Worn Zenyatta as an Epic-quality

Russian Officer Zarya as Legendary

Tuxedo Roadhog and Junkrat as Legendaries
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>>146323692
probably because it's fuckin dumb
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>>146322814
> track meet tracer
> gymnast tracer
> birthday party Junkrat
> baseball player Zen
> hellfire mei
> ghostbuster mercy
> 1970s disco Lucio
> Farmer pharah (launches potato cannon)
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>>146323147
>you can't tell me what to wear
at least you can dress yourself

put it on your resume
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>>146323692
discourages 'slow and steady' comps but its about as retarded of a decision as them moving death match away from koth maps because it punishes teams who don't play a lot of koth

theyre just dumb
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>YFW you realized anyone who complains about Roadhog hook is emotional babby

The only accurate posts are the ones pointing out how useless he is for the sake of coordinated play. Much of the cast will kill you an equally short or shorter timeframe if you're being stupid. Roadhog just happens to get a stronger reaction from his victims because it feels much more personal and directed.
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>>146322538
Sexualizing dva is like sexualizing kirino. Who does that?
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>genji can deflect projectiles shot at his back

Come on now.
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>>146323989
Post your ping
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>>146322814
Gargoyle pharah.
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>play and win three ranked games
>each time the progress bar moves like 10% up to the next rank
>lose once
>rank plummets down, completely lose current rank and 20% away from losing the next one

>Okay, maybe it's because the other teams had one less average rank than mine

>Play another game, equal average rank
>win with 20,000 healing done, gold for objective time, and 30 eliminations - 25 of them on the point.
>rank meter comes up
>it moves 10%.
>my game and (and then my computer) crash five minutes later

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

FUCK YOU SO MUCH
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>>146323949
>he pressed his shift
>he did it late as fuck
>"favor the shooter"
>hook makes a 90 degree turn and extends 5 meters
>pulls you in
>AHAHAH FRESH MEAT

nice hero riot
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>>146323989
Wonder if he can deflect cumshots too.
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>>146323837
>not wanting to use Widowmaker better
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>>146323837
Just keep moving is the most there is to it.

Also her Ult is shit and has an area of effect the size of a fart.

>tfw no Tracer gf
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>>146323989
No he cant. He has a 180 degree view.
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>>146323692
Stopwatch?
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>>146321876
was having a good laugh, then

>toons
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>>146323954
Kirino is sister
sister is for cute!!
NOT FOR SEXUAL
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i don't want to sleep alone anymore
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Is it just me or is Pharah's ultimate just an elaborate and flashy suicide button?

Whether It's me or someone else using it I've very rarely seen it work out well
It holds you in one place, which isn't damning if not for the fact that
>You need a direct line to whatever you're trying to kill
>It's VERY easy to figure out where you are once you start firing it
>You need to keep the attack on target for a few seconds if you want to actually kill anything
Any of these would be manageable but together it just seems to be a fancy way to get yourself killed. It doesn't help that the missile barrage isn't the largest and you need to sustain it on a foe for at least a few seconds to get a kill out of it so even when it DOES work it only seems to get a few kills at the most.

I mean its very possible I'm doing something wrong, but if so its the same something wrong that everyone else is doing.
(Yes I realize you can fire it from the ground too, for what that's worth)
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>>146324189
Are you in London?
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>>146322749
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>>146324059
I'm fucking seething right now

I've lost four ranks today because every win does fucking nothing and every lose drops me a rank and a half. I can't do fucking anything.
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>>146324075
>This is a problem with the character and not the game itself

Nice logic GD
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are you niggers watching LG vs Envy?

why are the teams exactly the same
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>>146323837
I cant use tracer too well, 150 is too low for me
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I found playing donkey kong 64 music improves my winston game.

I plan to take it to the next step with actually eating an entire jar of peanut butter by hand to truly immerse myself in the world of being a based god.
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>>146322919
BRING ME ANOTHER!

Although his default one when he kills someone is almost good enough "DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?!"
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>>146321876
Pharah: Fucked by Widowmaker, Hanzo.
Reaper: Fucked by Mei
Mei: Fucked by Zarya and anyone at range. .
Bastion, Fucked by Widowmaker, Hanzo, Winston, Genji, Zarya, Junkrat...
Hanzo: Fucked by Widowmaker, Hanzo, Genji, Reaper, Winston...
Junkrat: Fucked by everyone
Torbjorn: Fucked by Pharah, Winston Junkrat, Zarya, Genji...
Roadhog: yeah his hook might be bugged.
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Is there anything more infuriating than a Mercy undoing your damage?
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Bad day, lots of disgusting hanzo trash. Recognized several names that I previously had on avoid. Why the FUCK did they remove it.
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>>146324234
Everyone thinks you can 1v6 with it

You can't

That's it
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>playing mercy
>get hooked by a streetpig
>switch to my pistol as I'm getting pulled
>catch him by surprise and kill him off
>mfw
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>>146324234

There's a reason you don't see her played much at high levels.
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>>146321876
>toons

stop this
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>>146323041
She's obliviously happy-go-lucky.

She wouldn't ever change, she'll always be over zealous. She's psychotic that way.
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>>146324234
the rest of her kit is strong enough to have a sub-par ulti
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>>146324310

Gee it's almost like you should kill her first
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When are you even supposed to pick Roadhog?
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>>146324384
She literally showed up out of the blue and rezzed everyone. She wasn't even there until I killed the lot.
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>>146324393
when playing pubs
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>>146323730
>1 hour
>not 15

i bet you're one of those level 150 no lifes who think they've only played for 10 hours
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>>146324393
When the rest of your team is Hanzo, Widowmaker, Genji, Tracer, and Symmetra.
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Also, postem.
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Post MAXIMUM CHARGE! face.
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>>146324393
when the enemy is meme comping 6 squishy characters
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>>146324393
When you have an offensively geared team against a good rein
you just wait for him to drop the shield and then HOOK, LINE AND SINKER
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>>146324393
Whenever you feel like it
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>>146324234

No, it's a fucking meme you dip.

But seriously, it's a deadly ult if used right in the right situation. Use it during chaotic times when the team has lost track of you flying, use it on flanks after they get checkpoints on payload, use it on just a mercy + other combo, you can't expect to take out teams with it.

Getting 2 kills should be considered a pretty good ult for her.
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>>146323989
>>146324117

Yes he can.

His dash also hits people behind him if they are close enough.
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>>146324098
This kid is tossed around between them
>>146324110
I need a buff but it has its moments
>>146324275
just 50 more health pls blizzard
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>>146324490
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Post Tracer songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
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>>146321995
>>146322067
>>146322087
>>146322170
>>146322327
>>146322408
>>146322437
>>146322604
>>146323081
>>146323225
>>146324026
>>146324176

These (you)'s will fetch a hefty price at the market.
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>tfw no fanart of this qt
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>>146324490
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>>146324019
>>146324117
Should be around 30. It could be possible that he turned slightly to the right so I shot his arms tho. I don't know.
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>>146324603
He can't. I just shoot rockets as soldier 76 behind him while he was deflecting a widowmaker. Stop playing with high ping.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaXsmG4g3Xk

Can we all agree that Geguri is the best Zarya on the planet? She has a 6.31 K/D and 80% winrate.
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>>146322289
roadhog detected
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>>146324490
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>>146324656
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>>146322018
Because game makers think every team game needs sniper bullshit. Hell I got bored of playing CS in the past because of the bullshit AWP
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Has anyone ripped Collector's Edition OST and uploaded it online ? It's also on iTunes but i ain't paying 11$ for that shit
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>>146324490
>got this a few days ago
>now Zarya is all I play now
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>>146321294
>>146322137
you're both wrong
gremlin dva is best dva
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>>146324868
yeah I did
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>>146324669
Once its revealed he's doom fist it will come.
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>>146324669
Does rule 34 count as fan art?
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What the fuck is up with ranked progression? Why is it that you can win a few times in a row and only get like 1/5th of the way to a new rank but lose once and get instantly dropped down a full rank?
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>960 credits.
>2 lootboxes in a row with 3 whites and blue.
>No duplicates.

I want Valkyrie dammit. Also has anyone got a good Mercy playlist or Mercy music?
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>>146324546
I realize its a meme,

I guess I just figured that her dieing during her ult was more of a shitty player thing to do, rather than the norm.

I'm not saying I'm not a shitty player, I was just looking to see if there was anything I could be doing different.
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>>146324970
dont lose dingus :)
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>>146324393
when the enemy team has 6 people
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>>146324110
>her Ult is shit
maximum kek
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>>146324274
Meta
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>>146324490
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Ranked should only have 1 hero per team, double is just retarded.
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>>146324727
Watching Koreans play games hurts my eyes. Why are they so fucking hyper when they play?
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D.va Buffs when?
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>>146321823
the famous curry wurst and a side of beer fries
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>>146324970
Seems a bit counter-intuitive if their matchmaker actually does it's job and the law of averages means half of everyones games should be losses.
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>>146325012
If you could cancel it, it might be better. Often I'll sweep a team with it and stay up there for 2 more seconds, then get popped by a Widow.

If I could jump, use it, kill and cancel it I would survive far more.
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Post ideas for new heroes

>Role
>Style
>Quirk
>Ult

Bonus if it doesn't have to compete for a niche with the current roster.
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>>146321823
Whatever is hidden under your codpiece
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>>146324948
Anyone notice the payload on Numbani is the Doomfist?
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>>146324339
>getting mad at people playing a blizzard game using terms from other blizzard games
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Why do people hate STOPWATCH?

It's fair. Teams like Cloud 9 and Envyus win every game because they are the better team. If it wasn't fair teams would randomly lose even if they were the better team kind of like a COIN FLIP ;)
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>>146324490
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>>146324490
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>>146324490
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Can we let McCree be good again? Every game now has like 2 Tracers and a Zayra and this makes me want to die.
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>>146325265
Nobody did because nobody is ever on the fucking payload.
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How long before people begin to accept that the design of half the characters is frustrating even if they aren't actually good?
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>>146324727
but that's 80% on the KR server

are they better than EU/NA already?
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>>146325012
Okay here's what I do.

Situationally combine it with other ults, like Zarya and Reinhardt.
Use it to kill high value targets 1v1. Position yourself right above a Mercy right before your team pushes and fucking obliterate her, then use the rest of the 3-second ult to blow up her friends if any are nearby. If they aren't, that's fine, one good target is enough.
It's a good DPS boost in exchange for leaving you vulnerable, so just use it on the ground to get 1 or 2 kills that might end up escaping. Your ult is just a situational tool, just staying alive and being Pharah is your main strength, and if you need to use your ult to stay alive and be Pharah some more then just use it.

If you really really have to do the retarded thing where you jump straight up in the air and fire on their whole team, at least wait until the rest of your team is fighting them and both sides are popping their ults so there's less of a chance you'll be targeted immediately. You'll still probably die you retard but there's a chance you won't if the rest of your team is making lots of noise.
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>>146321823
>tfw ywn get fucked by Rein daddy and then cuddle
>>
everyone except me on my team is completely fucking retarded, and its actually true
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>>146325232
>Support
>Leech Healer
>Some kind of evil doctor vampire
>Ult steals health from the enemy team in an area of effect, and distributes it to all allies around him equally past their maximum health
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>>146325265
I noticed its a fist.

Unarmed combat hero killing things with his fist, I like of the sound of it.
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>>146325232
I want a tank with an ult that makes him go ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA.
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>>146325353
>fighting tanks
>not being able to kill tracer as mccree
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>>146324490
MAXIMUM
CHARGE
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>>146325232
>Support
>Makes your teammates not fucking retards
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>>146324656
did you just make a pic for this
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>>146325475
git gud
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>>146325290
I get why they're doing it, but it's still kind of lame.
It's why I wish they'd play the other modes more, but nope, kings hill and hollywood, kings hill and hollywood.
>>
Me ooga
Team booga

Anyone else agree?
>>
Objectively correct balance opinions

Mercy
>LoS restriction. Literally everything else in the game has a LoS restriction except her res. Increase range if necessary
>alternatively, give her a small cast time so flying mercy corpses aren't casting res on point

Lucio
>reduce passive HpS to 10.5 and Amp HpS to 30 just to keep him slightly above Mercy healing instead of massively above

Reinhardt
>drop the shield to 1750

Mei
>frozen targets take increased ~25% damage, doesn't increase her anti-flanker role but allows her to be more useful when near the front line

Zenyatta
>give 25 armor to 175 health total
>allies can see discord orb

Hanzo
>reduce nocking time by some amount of time or whatever

D.va
>??????????
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>>146325530
>Play McCree when they have a Zayra and another Tank

yeah this will always go well and not end up with me dead every 10 seconds or being a useless piece of shit
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>>146325232
>Role
Offense
>Style
Uses a bigger louder rocket launcher that throws enemies (and himself) around. Right click fires faster rockets that have almost no splash radius
>Quirk
Insanity, loves combat and warzones almost a bit too much
>Ult
Has an instant self-destruct that kills anyone within a short-distance of himself
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc
>winston gets me alone and tries to give me the hot monkey dick
>I manage to kill him at the last second and barely escape with 5hp
>tfw
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>>146323041
Really interesting, might be why people are starting to ship pic related. Both have extended life spans, and Genji would try and help someone else struggling with a condition, due to him having struggled with his.
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>>146325564
>ult: causes friendly team to be controlled by bots
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>>146324490
>play zarya
>can barely manage to get more than 40 energy
>usually sit around 30
>watch kill cams of zarya killing me
>they jump from 0 to 80 without me even hitting them
>they constantly run around with 60+ energy

i thought this was supposed to be easy
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>>146325576
>losing game for no reason
>pick the fucking offense hero even though we have 3 already
>2 minutes in
>3 gold medals

waooooooowww
>>
How many games of ranked do you have to play or win to get the special currency for the gold weapons?
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>>146324727
Definitely impressive, I learned a few new tricks watching her. However I don't how that compares to the other regions
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>>146325640
D.va could have a tighter spread and less falloff so you don't have to be right ON TOP of someone to deal damage.
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>>146325750
exactly 300 matches for 1 weapon
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>>146325545
This scene needs to be remade into Zarya with .
>>
should I be playing overwatch if I ruptured my right eardrum?
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>>146325613

I think ya mean this, mate.

Me ooley
Team dooley.
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>>146325592
>>146325290

GOTTA KEEP THAT FORCED 50% WIN RATE EVEN IN RANKED
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>>146325749
git gud____
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>>146325217
>>146325060
I won three games in a row and lost one, that's a 75% winrate.

I went down a rank and a half because my three wins gave me fuck all. That's bullshit.
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>>146325837
You should be seeing a doctor, Anon
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>>146325783
D.VA DOESN'T NEED TO BE ANY TIGHTER
YOU GO AWAY THIS INSTANT
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>>146325290
whats a stopwatch
>>
>>146325928
how the fuck are you getting in the PTR
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>>146324868
I literally got it today but I'm going to bed now so I'll upload it after work tomorrow if it turns out nobody else did.
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>>146325640

Hey look, shit opinions once again.
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>>146324384
>"wow you fucking suck how could you literally not kill the person behind five people and shoot her before she presses Q geezzzzzz u shitter!"

Why do you faggots always say this when someone complains about Mercy's Rez? How are you fully expected to get the person that's a gorrilion teammates everytime she has Q? you can't even interrupt it fuck off
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>>146325640
d.va
>can shoot with defense matrix up
>less spread/more damage
>>
>>146325640
>wanting to buff hanzo
>>
>>146325837
yea, go for it
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>>146325640
He only pulls out massively ahead of a mercy when she gets to allow more time to keep damage boost up.
If she was full time healing she only ends up a few thousand under Lucio on like a long koth game, which is his forte anyway.
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>>146325808
I guess that isn't too bad.
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>Volskaya
>Mercy desu
>Healing Mei as a 76 approaches
>Damage boost her
>Mei tries to escape
>Puts up a wall
>BETWEEN ME AND HER
>WITH 76 AT MY BACK
>WATCH AS 76 LITERALLY SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK BECAUSE I CAN'T ESCAPE

actually we had a good laugh about it in match but FUCKING MEI
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>>146321343

90% of the time you can use Take a Breather in front of the enemy as it is. Unless it's a reaper/tracer/soldier, they usually can't out-dps the heal and you can just wait for hook to come off cooldown. It really does not need a buff.
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>>146325640
retard
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>>146325881
>cracking eggs on your temples

lucky you didn't die
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>>146326113
For the weapon you want specifically. I dont know if they will go for the loot crates or not.
>>
For those in the PTR what is considered one ranked match? Is it two games with Blizzard math determining the winner with competitive currency only given to the winners? I'm curious how big a grind the gold skins are.
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>>146326028
Hanzo is pretty garbage. Easily the worst out of characters meant to do damage.
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>double kill on point B to win is "worth" more than a solo team kill at point A

PotG algorithms are literally shit
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>>146325982
? Can you not

i've been playing on it since yesterday
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>>146324490
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>>146324920
>>146325985
please post the links, add them on OP or put them on Discord channel.

Thanks
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Current state of the pro meta.

Discuss
>>
This game looks like aids to watch. Holy shit.
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>>146326125
shit meis are literally the wurst.
Had one put a wall in front of me as I was using my ult as Pharah.

Wouldn't kill you fuckwits to put some goddamn thought into where you're going to put your goddamn walls
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>>146326219
yeah but all the retards flock to him anyway
buffing him will only make it worse, the more useless he is the better
>>
>>146326125
>actually finding this funny

shit like this makes me quit the game
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>>146326125
>play mei on hanamura defense
>only use wall to block enemy widows or to isolate people from their team

>play against mei on hanamura
>spams wall on cooldown in the door
>never even get into the courtyard

yeah fuck mei
>>
>>146326204
See >>146325750 >>146325808
>>
>run for health pack
>d.va follows you
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>>146325928
Exactly. If people are going to be averaging 50% winrate, then having a loss take that much off your rank is nonsensical. So either someone at Blizz is a fucking retard or they're just admitting their matchmaker is total fucking garbage.
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>>146326016
shooting with defense matrix on is a lot more powerful than people take it for
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>>146326315
I have fun when I play

She clearly didn't mean to do it like that, why would I be angry?
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>symmetra is good
>>
Had a bad few games in pub because none of my friends were online.
>Over 250 ping on 3 separate servers
>no sup and no tank in nearly every game I joined.
>our reapers (yes plural) getting raped by enemy Winston
What have I done to deserve this eternal loop of disappointment
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>And don't forget honesty!

What did she mean by this?
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I like it
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>Nepal
>Two Lucios are already locked it
>"Well, maybe one of them will cha-"
>Two more locked in
>"Fuck it"
>Picked the fifth Lucio, last guy also picked Lucio
>mfw environmental kills galore
We lost.
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>>146326125
>Meis that dont know you can put down your wall
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>>146321823
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>146326385
>she didnt mean to do it
is everyone you play with this retarded
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>>146324490
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>>146322016
He looks like the male Android Hunter or that one dude with the scythe thing.
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>>146326351
So ... that Mei played better than you?

>>146326507
Quick Match? Of course
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>>146326278
I doubt the sample is even high enough to warrant post nerf statistics already. Funny to see how much Widowmaker dropped though
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>>146326392
she's alright

I mean she's used way more competitively than like tjorb or mei
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>>146326420
>mfw you have no face
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>>146326278
>Mercy still top utility because res
>Zenyatta still bottom utility because no mobility
>Mccree still Core
>Widow D tier because Monkey Dick has a >20% usage rate
>Literally everyone with >40% usage rate has enhanced mobility in some form

IT'S THE FIFTY OF BALANCE
AND IT MOVES US ALL
THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOPE
THROUGH FAITH AND LOVE
TILL WE FIND OUR PLACE
ON THE PATH UNWINDING
IN THE FIFTY
THE FIFTY OF BALANCE
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i fucking knew this would happen, i said it would happen. the issue isnt "toxic players", if that was true they wouldnt bother changing it, the longer queue times would be seen as punishment. the true cancer in any community is the one that got punished here, the super anal people who constantly report and avoid everyone. and just like i suspected they ended up having to wait long ass times in matchmaking cause everyone triggered them.

toxicity is imaginary, the true toxic people are the ones who use report or avoid functions. they shouldnt have changed it that way they could see the hypocrisy of themselves.
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>>146326273
I actually found them online, uploaded to google-drive.
For those who are interested:
https://doc-0k-7c-docs.googleusercontent.com/docs/securesc/ha0ro937gcuc7l7deffksulhg5h7mbp1/7cjvs2jmvu8ctmce19aecpdoqtscak6a/1466640000000/02788746767799581646/*/0B17QmUjJJRb9QWtkYWpTTEpjLWM?e=download
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>>146326572
I dropped it down the death pit, along with enemy team.
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>>146326125
>Hook enemy Mercy
>A blue wall grows between her and me when I reel her in
ASS
FUCK
COFFEE
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>>146326278
The only surprising thing is Widowmaker being so low. I thought she was super duper OP all the time at high levels.
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>>146326278
McCree will drop to C within a month at least, Tracer and Zayra will probably go up to B.

Mercy is just gonna be the best until to they do something to her Ult
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>>146324393
pretty fun for anubis 1st defense
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why is sadbot SO sad?
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>>146326354
But what is considered one ranked match? A game of Offense and a game of Defense?
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bastion buff

> heal does not cancel when attacked reduces efficiency by 50%
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>>146326280
At least it's not Battleborn.
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>Pick Symmetra
>Auto-win

Seriously why is this Hero allowed to exist in such a broken state?

Pick her on Attack, Defense, KotH, Payload, Control Point, doesn't matter.
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>>146326392
>he thinks she isnt

Genji main perhaps?
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It's okay, Soldier: 76. At least you tried
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The wolf! Hunts!

For his prey!!!!!
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post lucio chasing korean rockband widowmaker
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What is in Roadhog's canister? I just thought it was a generic healing potion but I noticed it said "GAS" on it. Is he inhaling paint fumes or something?
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>>146326706
His only role in 'life' is to be destroyed and magically reconstructed
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More and more games now I'm just seeing the enemy not really give that big a shit about their objectives.

Does this mean "forced 50%" theorists are just really terrible at the game and will be like 25-40% when comp comes out?
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>>146324330

Have you watched the tournaments since widow/mccree nerf? She is played a lot, probably every single Kings Row offense.
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>>146326639
>Enemy Reinhardt KO'd
>Environment is deliciously target-rich
>Pop Tactical Visor
>My team's Mei drops a wall right in front of me
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How did I do?
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>>146325705
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>>146326278
I'm hoping that Mercys res does get looked at in the future, changing it so that its not instant and the % of hp returned is tied to the animation so its actually possible to deal with it.
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>>146326392
> mfw I have over 100 wins with a 70%+ win rate
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>>146326802
>imp
>immediately shit talking in all chat
just neck yourself please
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>>146326687
Widow was always meta/map dependent. She was never a double pick also.
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>>146326687
Every team runs Double Tank (sometimes even Triple Tank), and that means actually Sniping someone is pretty fucking difficult. Also people just used her to abuse her Wallhack Ult and she charges it quite a bit slower now
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>>146326727
its better than nothing.
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>>146326829
Farts.
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>>146326278
Weren't they playing a pre-patch build?
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>>146326278
Who gives a shit about """""""""competitive"""""""" overwatch
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>>146326708
Yep and another match to decide the winner eventually.

>>146326758
>>146326392
Hmmm

>>146326802
>imp mercy
>oh thats embarassing

i wish i was that soldier76 now
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>>146326881
you are a Zarya main now
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>>146326392
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Competitive is awful.
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>>146326802
>no melee
he really didn't
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>>146326802
>typing in all chat ever

What a sperg.
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>>146326278
Widowmaker on sudoku watch
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The lionhardt hammer looks even worse in more gold.
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>>146326802
>It's another episode of "People don't know there is a melee button"
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>>146326394
You born.
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>>146326802
Do you have parkinsons or something?
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>>146326802
did you even look at your own webm. you arent even hitting him half the time, just taking advantage of mercies broken auto target.
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>>146327070
>auto target
??????????????????????
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>>146326891
I think there are a lot of good ways they could change mercy ult to make it more balanced, like make it charge faster but only res the dead body you're looking at (the glowing orb). making it not instant would feel super clunky and in the beta they moved away from that because the hero wasn't fun
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>>146326394
You don't leave before you win to avoid the 50/50 meme.
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>>146326409
Remember no Russian because she slaughters an airport full of ommni civlians
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>>146327070

> auto target
> mercy
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>>146326113
300 matches doesn't mean games though. You have to win first to 3 so it's 900 games at best or 1500 at worst.

100 games usually takes around 20 real life hours. Multiply that by 3 and assume you win every single game and it's going to take 60 hours to get a gold weapon or 1260 hours for every character. If you assume forced 50% then 120 hours per gold weapon if you lose 3-0.

If you lose half your games and every game you win is 3-2 then it will take 600 hours for 1 weapon.

That's only if you count time spent in-game and not time wasted waiting in queues or swapping maps or start-up time.

That's bullshit.
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>>146327070
You mean "projectile weapons' broken hitbox".

Hanzo_killing_Widow_through_the_wall.webm
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>>146327010
LIGHT'S OUT
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>>146327003
wait what is this.
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Character types you want


>Noire detective type guy voiced by James McCaffrey (Max Payne's VA)
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I don't even play this game I just come here for the memes
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>>146327170
you also get points at the end of season
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>>146326727
At least you can watch battleborn.

This is literally unwatchable. I play games a ton and it gives me a headache watching this shit. There is no way a casual is going to enjoy watching this game.

Without viewers the competitive scene will die super fast.
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>tournament stream
>round ends because of stopwatch rules
>chat starts bitching because the game ended early
>"thank god competitive doesn't use stopwatch"
>"and this is why stopwatch sucks"
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>>146327153

Only ressing who you are looking at would make it practically useless.

A good balance move for it would just be to make it insta cast, but it spreads out from mercy in a ring. It rezzes in order that it touches bodies spreading out, but if she is killed prior to the ring reaching maximum, it's cancelled and only those who were hit get rezzed.

Make it like 1-2 second time for max and it would be a solid way to interrupt, but still not gimp mercy to being worse than lucio
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>tfw quadruple kill
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>hitting someone with a rocket from above and then dropping down to punch em to death
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>>146327153
Nerf charge rate.
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>>146326802
>not spraying and teabagging
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>>146327153
Ah they already tried that? Fair enough. Longer charge time then so it's not always up, or maybe it retains the cooldowns of peoples skills when they died. Just do something to it.
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>>146322645
Nobody in Australia has tits anywhere near as big as D.va's
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>>146326540
>So ... that Mei played better than you?
No, i won my game.

The difference is i actually killed people with right click and only used wall to benefit my team. Their mei just spammed wall on cooldown.

The point is that whoever designed the maps is a retard and that mei's mechanics are overpowered.
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>>146327278
effeminate gayboy that's OP as hell and every neckbeard has to swallow their pride when they play him
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I just reach a new low for the worst team I've ever had.

>Attack on Dorado.
>Roadhog keeps running down hall to the right of spawn and doing nothing.
>Pharah keeps going into tight spaces where she's easy pickings.
>Reaper keeps dying.
>Literally no-one going for objective.
>Don't even get near first checkpoint.
>Get silver damage done and gold objective time as fucking Mercy.
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>>146327257
theres gold weapons now
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>>146327278
>another guy with a cigar and revolver
yeah noire type characters are pretty much just cowboys with trench coats
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>>146327257
Golden weapons. They're the Ranked rewards. You unlock them with Crystals that you get for winning Ranked matches
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>>146326802
Enjoy your chat restriction you toxic meaniehead
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>>146327257
PTR. You get to it under regions.
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>>146326706
Omnic robot that was merged with the tech that tracer uses to live forever. He is forever forced to revive and be killed by overwatch agents.
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>>146327325
It would be easier to just make it interruptible before she finishes her "Heroes never die" call out.
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>>146324162
TimeToObjective vs TimeToObjective
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>>146327170
It's supposed to be rare and hard to get. No one is going to have gold weapons on more than a few characters anyways
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>>146327303
Randy please go pretend Battleborn isn't garbage somewhere else
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>>146327114
>>146327159
lmao hi mercy mains hehe xd. you know what i mean, not everything is literal you autismos.
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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""competitive""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

overwatch
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>>146326609
Thanks meng.
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>>146326561
because a teleporter = 5 very good players get an instant respawn

vs

sentry kills against pubs who wont swap or destroy the turret
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>>146327435
>Max payne is just a cowboy

Not really. He could dual wield stuff
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>>146327484

The problem is that it makes her practically useless in the middle of a teamfight, and getting 3/4/5 rez would be near impossible.
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tfw keep getting legendaries for shit I don't use
tfw I don't like these anyways
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>>146327506
I didn't say it wasn't garbage, but it doesn't make you throw up while watching it. Nobody will watch it because the gameplay sucks, but visually it's better.
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>>146327154
I rarely leave though, when shit's above 300 it's unplayable and I'm not of use to the team or enjoying myself. Most of my leaves are fucking disconnects from bnet midgame
>>
Someone buy me Overwatch.
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>>146327278
Hotshot fire guy

Like sonic the hedgefund's personality in a guy that revolves around fire
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>>146327534
epic ;)
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>>146326802
>Imp mercy
>calling others embarrassments
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hey I know we have some honest-to-god genji mains in here so tell me

what the fuck is going through your mind when you pick genji on payload defense

what the actual fuck is wrong with you
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>>146327508
>say literally several wrong words
>hehe u r retarded for not knowing what i meant
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>>146327332
I dont think Ive killed more that one person at a time with Dva's ult since beta. I cant get that stupid achievement again. feels bad
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>>146327153
>making it not instant would feel super clunky
Yeah, imagine that. Ultimate that isn't instant. How could you ever live with such thing.

>>146327562
And standing still while the ring is spreading wouldn't make her useless? Then just nerf charge rate to the ground.
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>>146327693
I just bought this today and killed at least 2 with it
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any tips for maining solly 76?
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>>146327534
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""competitive""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""


video games
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>>146327634
That's what I said retard. You need to leave right before you win, to avoid getting a loss next time around. I have like a 33% win rate so I can get easier games.
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>>146327508

>>146327702
She can cast it and
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>>146327484
this is how it was in the beta
it was awful and not fun and mercy was never, ever picked
>>146327325
sounds annoying and unpredictable. what do you think about, it only rezzes in a cone in front of mercy? I think this achieves a similar thing to what you want but with less complication
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>>146327676
Is Devil okay? I really like the colors on that model, so I bought that one.
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>>146327678
The best defense is a good offense :)
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>>146327653
I'm going to buy a second copy just to spite you
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>>146327724
youre probably playing with scrubs then
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>mfw I torb when I have to defend and 76 when I have to attack ONLY
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>>146327278
I want a chef healer.

He makes food and drops them all over the floor for others to pick up. He shoots dinner plate projectiles and melees with a fork.

His ult is bunch of food raining from the sky in a big AoE. This heals teammates over time and poisons enemies in the AoE.
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>>146327814
why dude just buy it for me, no need to be rude
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>>146327379
>that mei's mechanics are overpowered.
How so?
>>
Reminder that Korea is going to overtake the west and dominate us consistently
>>
Winston needs a massive buff
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>>146327170
>Multiply that by 3 and assume you win every single game and it's going to take 60 hours to get a gold weapon
fucking EZ rares boys
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>>146327293
seasons are 3 months

so if someone plays 10 hours a day for 3 months they'd probably end up with close to 450 points.
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>>146327745
Shoot in bursts for no spread. Make sure you can aim (>inb4 aiming a hitscan) before you 1v1. Don't 1v1 tanks up close. Don't 1v1 anybody up close. Except for D.va, you can literally melt her because she's a giant critbox.
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>>146327679
lmao you just used literally wrong sorry i dont know what u mean. please show me the > 3 wrong words I used cause thats several. nice one mercy mains.
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>>146327693
Just combo with Zarya
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>>146327702
>>making it not instant would feel super clunky
>Yeah, imagine that. Ultimate that isn't instant. How could you ever live with such thing.
m8 this was how it was in beta, and everyone hated how it felt. including the game devs. that's why it's instant now
>>
Would it be okay if a healer/support had an invis ability? They probably wouldn't be able to attack or heal or anything while invis, though.
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>>146327702
>>146327767

Shit auto posted before I finished. She could cast it and it can spread out in a ring where she was standing. No need for her to stand there.

>>146327776
Anything that has to be aimed just means Mercy no longer becomes a front line battle medic, and instead just has to hide in the back until everyone dies, then fly up on the edge of the fight and rez.

If she can res in a circle around her, she can get in the thick of the battle right up with the tanks
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>>146327745
>flank
>prioritize stationary retards- shoot missles at them, drop health and then dump clip on them
>learn to aim
>learnt to run away
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>>146327776
In the beta was it a res that got completely cancelled if the Mercy died before completing, or did it always res but returned a portion of hp dependant on how long she could cast for? If it was the former I can't see that working, but tying the hp % returned to how far through her animation she was seems alright. Guarantees the res still but rewards the opposite team for dealing with her swiftly.
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>>146327910
I want to die
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>>146327678
My most time played is Genji and the only time I use him on defense is Fucking never, are you kidding me with that shit?
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>competitive video games
>competitive video games based around counter picking
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Hey guys, little sister 'who immediately picks Genji, then plays Widowmaker like Soldier 76' here

Sister called in the middle of a match to tell me she got Overwatch and can't wait to play it with me!!! except she bought a PS4
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>>146327890
Quit monkeying around
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>>146327861
You want something for free, go push your tits together and play some video games on Twitch like everyone else.
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>>146327936
>> 3 wrong words
>mercies broken auto target.
lmao peace shitter
git gud
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>>146327678
sometimes in order to be really good at video gmaes u have to be reall y bad at video games.
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>>146327776
>it was awful and not fun
But getting instant 3/4/5 character resurrections that can't be interrupted, only prevented, is great fun.
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>>146328042
He's not a monkey and that's low hanging fruit pun dumb cunt
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>>146327867
how to play against mei
>run towards her shooting, get frozen and then headshotted
>run away from her shooting, get frozen and then headshotten
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>>146327936
>mercies broken auto target

*drops the mic*
>>
This game will never be actually competitive until they lose the ult system in ranked play.
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>>146327405
all the neckbeards would pick him right away. are you that type who think that people don't want sexy guys?
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>>146328067
nope sorry u cant count right.
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>>146325097
If you want to kill more than one person, the other team basically needs to be going in for a group hug or some shit, or you wait for Zarya to use her ult. Otherwise, even when players are in fairly close proximity, you likely won't do anything to them.
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>>146327278
Spooky Halloween horror guy with bats and skeletons

His ult is he gets a horse and stampedes and shit
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>>146328160
ur dick will never be competitive until it gains an extra 6 inches
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>>146326959
zarya would have killed you and then wiped your team with 100 energy if you hadn't charged up your beam on the other 2 players

he also could have killed all your turrets with 2 right clicks if he was smart
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>>146328087

> getting frozen because you killed the mei but her thing went flying off anyway is fun
> getting killed because you were infront of hanzo when he shot even though you just killed him after he pressed q is fun
> entire team having a ton of health because lucio got Q off right before he died isnt fun
> dying to torbjorn level 3 turret because he pressed Q but then died isnt fun
> dying to DVA Q but you shot her isnt fun
> getting stuck in zarya bubble even though shes dead isnt fun

see? It applies to every class, not just Mercy. Play tactically and stop her
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>>146328202
You said greater than 3, I listed 4
go back to grade school kiddo LMAO PEACE
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>>146328160
The game could be competitive for like 2v2 Pharah only king of the hill

That's it, everything else is retarded League garbage
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>>146328034
>what is assfaggots
>what is fighting games
>what is rts
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>>146327332
>tfw this yesterday
>defending numbani
>they got the payload last second so it's another 5 minutes
>enemies having a party on the payload, Rein, Bastion, Mercy, and Hanzo just camping
>team was respawning and I was just peeking from a corner so the noobstion didn't see me yet
>decide fuck it I'll just throw my ult in to make them scramble off
>aim straight in the mid of payload
>didn't think I'd actually get them all
>turns out they thought rein would shield them
>they sperged at him for trying to flame strike me last second
>mfw wasn't even potg because of fuck toblerone turrets
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>>146328218
>he gets a horse and stampedes
He becomes headless if he isn't already and throws flaming pumpkins.
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>>146327003

They should be Diamond camo desu senpai
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>>146328254
>Overwatch
>class

Mercy is the only one capable of bringing several characters back into the game when they were killed. Potentially it can mean up to five stacked ultimates. You really don't see why her ult right now is fucked up?
>>
y'all sure do take a children's video game seriously

>it's rated T!!!

because McCree smokes a cigar and we all know that's the only reason
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>>146326278
They actually ban double picking heroes? Nice balance blizzard.
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>>146327678
Well any good Genji main will tell you you don't pick him on defense, not right away atleast.

I'll play him on D if they have some squishy healers that no one on my team seems to be able to kill or if they are bastioning on the payload but that's about it
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>>146328403
Oh, so what if her ult reset ult charges?
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this game is fun and all but it is not an entertaining spectator game
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>>146328074
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>>146321823

I nimm a Weißwuascht mit am siaßen Senf, a knusprig's Bäckerbrezerl und dazua a Hoiberte Hacker-Pschorr, oba bittschee schnö, wonns geht.
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>>146327308
You know what should happen if it's a tie?

The game should just end. No sudden death. No "whoever capped fastest".

Your team couldn't win so they stalemated. Enjoy your no rewards and wasted time. Maybe next time you'll actually play to win and stop being overtime shitters.
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ITT: we list what this game needs in the matter of heroes:

>more supports
>female robot
>unarmed combat hero
>damage over time hero
>ricochet projectiles hero
>phasing through walls
>summon based gimmick hero
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>>146328260
no ur just wrong, im not in grade school im in 5th grade im really smart idiot.
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Do people seriously want Mercy nerfed? Shes doomed if theres no-one near here and Harimbe absolutely destroys her.
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>>146328137
>run away from her shooting, get frozen and then headshotten

This is wrong though. Do not stand near or 1v1 her like that. Pharah deals with Mei quite easily. Mei can't also kill tanks that easily
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>>146328325
>>mfw wasn't even potg because of fuck toblerone turrets
torb is literally the best hero objectively
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>>146328430
>y'all
opinion discarded
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I don't think I can make it to 100, another 50 levels, solo.

Give me strength /owg/
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[greentext]when the whole skwad on FLEEK[/greentext]
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If someone could edit King Crimson behind Tracer that'd be cool.
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>>146328403
Not really. They'll still have their ults when they come back. All she really saves is ~10 seconds of running. And you SEE where she's rezzing them, so you can already be laying traps and aiming at them as soon as it happens.

tl;dr git gud??
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>>146328403
sym brings people including herself back to the fight
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>>146328074
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>>146328486

That would be kinda dumb because there are times I may want to save the ult. If I know we're losing the point I may save my ult, but if a Mercy resses just me and we die, then my ult is gone. Should have just let me respawn and prepare for the def of the push
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>>146327372
shape > size
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>>146328441
People got sick of seeing 2x Winston 2x McCree every game. Maybe they'll try it again sometime after more balance changes.
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>>146328487
agreed. when people played the private beta i couldnt watch them play, was super boring.
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>>146328497
>female robot

Unnecessary for robots to even have genders but I know you're still lusting after Jenny
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where do I find nude ow models so I can make porn for /owg/
All I can find is tracer/widow/d.va/mercy
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>>146328486
That can fuck up her teammates if Mercy is retarded and spams ults whenever she gets them.
I like the idea of tying HP to casting animation. That and lowering the charge rate, it's insanely high. I tried spamming Mercy's ult today whenever I got the chance. Seven ultimates in 10 minutes game.

>>146328579
That's provided the enemy team is fully intact, has ults and is on point. But if Mercy's team had just charged in, killed some players, died and then Mercy resurrected them, Mercy's team has an advantage.
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>>146328254
I think the problem with why Mercys ult feels so shitty to play against is that it undoes "work" and "effort" your team put in, and all she had to do is be in a place and hit Q. If your team pulls off a sick play and wipes out 5 people who were taking the point, but then Mercy who was off fellating her staff somewhere flies, Q's and instantly dies completely negates that team play with low effort bullshit.

Everything else happens when the healers team is still alive, Lucios ult effects living people so doesn't feel as bad, Zens ult effects living people. They have to be used preemptively (or rapidly reactive to an ult), not after the fact when their team just got outplayed.
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Why's the soundtrack of this game so exciting and actually motivating ? I swear to god there were so many games where we were getting stomped until the last 30 seconds, then the music kicks in, we get Team Kill and win the match in overtime
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>>146321561
never had a 10 minute game usually 5-6 minute games but damn nice healing i only manage 8-9k healing
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>>146328449
I was gonna gonna post the same thing
Basically if your team is so bad you have to switch to Genji to apply any amount of pressure, you're in for a wild ride
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>>146323041
Yooooo that description fits me, and kinda explains alot. I've been through some shit
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Why is there so little fan art of Symmetra? It's like every comic artist just decided not to give her any kind of personality.
I get that she is autistic, but it's not like the community strictly follows the lore. D.va isn't a gremlin in game.
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>>146328621
Exactly? It would make it a difficult choice.
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>>146328627
More people should listen to you, especially most drawfags
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>>146328497
> ricochet based hero

Junkrat
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Why would Blizzard chose gold guns as a reward when there are already skins that change the gun to gold?

Is the difference really that significant? I haven't seen a side by side of say, Gold 76's rifle and just the regular gold rifle.
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>>146328034
>competitive human nature
>competitive businesses
>based around counter picking the competition

well done black man, in a few more years you'll be able to pass college.
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>>146328831

Mercy should not have the capability to decide who gets to keep their ults though. That is an individual decision. If Mercy got that control then Mercy would basically have to play team captain, even if they didn't want to
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>>146328497
>female robot
Bastion
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So, I was Winston and I disrupted the enemy team okay, but we ended up losing despite getting it this close.

Should I have switched when they got a Bastion? One of our team said "Can't win if we don't have a shield or support". None of them were support. None of them switched to support.
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>>146328821
Why would she wear hear glove t a beach?
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>>146328570
Tracer is more Killer Queen than King Crimson
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>>146328821

D E S I G N A T E D
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>>146328874
They're not very bright
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>>146328874
The most golden gun you can get is S76's gold rilfe and Reinhardt's gold hammer and neither of those are that golden
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>>146328821
POO
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>>146324305
Bastion shits on Zarya and Winston, otherwise pretty accurate.
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>>146328036
>except she bought a PS4
Maybe she's hinting that she wants to watch blu-ray movies together with you
maybe she'll sit in your lap and squirm around
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>>146328931
You can't really do much in solo q

just play it out and hope you get a better team the next game
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>>146328570
>>146328940
its Mandom you shits
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>>146328936
>glove
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>>146328874
I kinda like it. If you get a cool skin it barely makes a difference to YOU, since YOU can't see it very much (and certainly not much of it in 1st person). But a gold weapon you can see when playing the hero. Straight up there aren't many other options to do this.
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>>146328497
More supports?
We have two offensive orientated supports, a slippery, passive aoe healer and a single target healer.
What more do you want?
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>>146328936
It's a robot arm, son. She isn't a fucking wizard.

The designers for this game went bone saw happy.
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-UGGHHHH
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hanzo`s just such a mistake

its like

pyro levels of being a bad character
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>>146328821
>It's like every comic artist just decided not to give her any kind of personality.
She doesn't really have any personality, and what little there is isn't appealing. Being cocky and egotistical doesn't exactly tempt many people into liking you.
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Is this AZK the same AZK from CSGO that got perma-banned from official events for rigging games?
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>>146329057
>>146329097
You do know her Corporate skins are what she wears to work, right? And that she is wearing a glove, right?
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>>146329097
Bonesaw is happy
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>>146329081
The same variety the offense has? The other 'supports' aren't actually supports. Symmetra should probably be moved to defense.
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>>146329119
Most of them dont get past JUST
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>>146328821
I WANT TO LICK SYMMETRAS ASSHOLE CLEAN AFTER SHE'S BEEN TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
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>>146329119
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURA-GUEEEEEGH
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>>146329081
I want a support that plays like BC Disc priest
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>>146329125
There's literally nothing wrong with pyro
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>>146329191
She's in support because of her teleport more than anything else.
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Best girl
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>>146329148
Yeah. Most of them are banned members of other communities.
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>>146328852
maybe not
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I just discovered a new PotG "title"
Besides "Lifesaver" and "Shutdown", there is "Sharpshooter" as well.
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>>146328497
>another melee character
>a builder that takes a reasonable amount of skill
>a reaper counter
>another support or two
>a char that deals with fire in anyway to have burn damage, maybe even countering Mei's ice (might be too much)
>another omnic or nonhuman character
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>>146329051
Killer Queen literally has bombs that require you to get close enough to a target to touch them though
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>>146329162
yeah and soldier 76 makes ends meet by being a stunt rider
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Who is it worth animation canceling reloads with?

Only super obvious example I can see is reaper.
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>>146329249
Beautiful brown Egyptian goddess
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>>146329250
What other game has a comp scene made up of people who are fucking awful/banned from other games in the genre?
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>>146329097
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>>146329347
anon, thats the most convoluted way to describe a grenade ive ever seen
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>>146329369
Only Soldier's is faster, Reaper is the same speed if you can get it frame perfect, which you won't, leading to a slower reload.
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>>146329401
Every other new game?
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>>146329369
>animation canceling
Please explain i am but a novice
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>Play Tracer and use a flank route
>Run into a reaper who did the same
>He uses his ult JUST ON ME

I fucking hate cunts who do this
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>>146329191
>offense
>variety
half the offense roster are flankers, then mccree/pharah and token soldier.
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>>146326014
Because these are the types of faggots that would defend prenerf McCree by good tips like:

Just dodge the E
he has 200 hp just kill him
outrange him don't go close quarters
Genji counters him so hard how can you just not pick Genji just reflect the stun for free kill
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>>146329354
Blizzard outright said that's her work attire you mong. And for reference, pic related
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>>146329393
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>>146329396
I want to worship her
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>mei on your team uses her ice wall at every chance she gets
>every time she uses it, it just blocks teammates
>blocks your team's ultimates
>blocks the enemy in a box so they can prepare to anally destroy you
>literally prevents your team from doing anything
>leave the game before we lose
Can someone please tell me I'm not the only one who's experiencing these Mei players?

It's like every time, there is another Mei but on the enemy team, and they both go hand in hand with each other. Almost like they're working together to make the game horrible
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>>146329501
Obviously but there's some specific game I remember having this happen to.
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>>146321606
HAARD VERK PEYS OHF
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>>146329081
Anything to add diversity.

health pack drops, teleport, shields and barriers, new movement and weapon gimmicks, there are still room for expansion.
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>>146329520
I think Junkrats worse. Especially when you're nowhere near an objective and they just want a cheap, easy kill.
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>>146329439
If you haven't read Part 4 past what's shown in the anime please don't reply to any more of my posts in the future
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>>146329443
What are you on desu reapers is insanely quick
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>>146329146
Very true, though Hanzo is the same way, and because he's a dick comic artists give him a tsundere personality. But they just avoid Symmetra entirely.

I just think it's interesting the community has all decided to ignore a single hero
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Simple geometry
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>>146329549
Symmetra is such dildos

She suffers from Green Lantern syndrome, where she can make anything the wants as a light construct, she can make walls and grenades and giant death robots but she can only really make little sentries in game, just like Green Lantern usually just makes a hammer.
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>>146329661
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>>146329549
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCKIGN DELETLE THIS
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>>146329669
You're not the boss of me, pal
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>>146329640
getting a single kill with rip tire is fine if it's a tank or a good player fucking your team up
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>>146329439
He doesn't have grenades, he has bomb transmutation that can turn objects into grenades.
It's more like he has C4.
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>>146329776
No.
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>>146329640
Pharah ult just for me, lil old tracer. I was reaping havoc on their koth spawn
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>>146329549
That's a skin.
Unless they say her default is actually a glove, we don't know.
You can't base it off of a skin.
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>>146329720
Hanzo at least has his brother to play off of, as well as being a popular hero to play as. Symmetra is just an unlikable sperg with a manface that doesn't get picked that much.
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>>146329790
I said please though
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>>146329669
>>146329798
Tracer has a grenade
Killer Queen has bombs
they are not the same
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>>146329549
yeah shes also an evil goddess, Blizzard said so
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>>146329369
torbjorn doubles his sentry upgrade speed and all you have to do is press 1-2 quickly while holding down m1
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>>146326482
you chubby ass mofugga
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>>146328160
anything that involves 2 people against eachother is inherently competitive
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>>146329857
There's literally an emblem of her hand named "Glove". What more do you want?
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>>146329814
Nothing wrong with that, I don't get why someone would get so buttmad about that
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>>146329857
See >>146329428

We already know the 3d artists use simple doll-joints to save time rather than for story reasons from Pharah not being an amputee.
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>>146329857
I can, actually, since every character with an actual artificial limb has it in every alternative skin as well. See Torbjörn and Mcree. Amputee fetishists need to stop shitting up the thread with their shit fetish.

>>146329880
Not an argument.
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>>146329862
grenades are bombs though
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>>146329549
I still feel comfortable saying bullshit.
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>>146329550
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>>146330003
nigga this aint zelda theyre completely different
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>>146329943
Wasn't buttmad it was just funny because they had a shitty comp anyways
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>>146329880
This guy makes good comics
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>>146329880
hindu's are a fake religion made by satan

makes sense
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>>146329549
DELET THIS!!!!!!
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D E D
E
D
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>>146329862
Junrat has grenades
Tracer has a sticky bomb
C'mon, son
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why are there so many people talking in chat these days and why are they always talking in inside jokes/memes

no wonder hearthstone doesn't even allow match chat
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>>146329526
Yes, but they're all damage-dealers. We only have two real healers, and an off-healer with a nice ult, made mostly of paper.
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>>146329860
Good point, she needs someone to be partnered with, maybe one of the new heroes
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>>146330046
"A hand grenade is any small bomb that can be thrown by hand."
youre either retarded or im retarded for continuing this
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>>146329549
desu the robo arm is hotter
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>>146330080
>the 1 is a pixel lower than the 2
nice fake
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>>146330046
>A hand grenade is any small bomb that can be thrown by hand. A variety of hand grenades exist, the most common being explosive grenades designed to detonate after impact or after a set amount of time
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>>146329752
To be fair, she actually has autism. Hal Jordan doesn't.
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>it`s a motherfucking tracer contests the point for literally a fucking eternity episode

excellent game design
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>>146324317
>Suddenly I'm back to Hanzo and Mei mains who block doorways and try to spawn camp enemies who aren't there.

>symetras who put teleports in spawn or on cliffs.

>widowmakers who only use their machine gun all game

T-thanks Blizzard
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>>146330046
>this is the average overwatch player
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>>146330204
so a moltov is a hand grenade?

is a shoulder mounted camera an ak47 or an RPG you dumb american?
>>
Slowly beating forced 50 by playing carrying teams as 76
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>>146330080
What'd you do to get yourself avoided so much?
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>prepare your defenses
does anyone else just leave at that point? how is waiting around in one spot and hoping you dont get wiped fun?
>>
> One win in 12 games
> Most matches have already been in progress when I joined
> Only playing to grind out a loot box
I want this nightmare to end
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>>146330101
Awww, is the chat distracting our wittle pwo gamer? :^)
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>>146330259
just
kill
her
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>>146330301
Molotov is not a bomb.
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>>146330259
Overtime needs to get a tiny bit shorter every time it resets so it still allows for a final big play to save the game from a loss, but prevents shit like Tracer/D.Va spam to just turn the game into a shitty war of attrition.
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>>146330310
avoid literally does nothing
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>>146324317
they removed it because it snowballed
just write the hanzo players in your death note like a normal human being
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>>146329931
Didn't know there was one.
In that case yeah.
>>146330001
>Other skins do it
Isn't an argument, neither is saying I'm an amputee fetishist (which I'm not, I find it disgusting) for not taking your judgement based on a skin.
But yes the glove emblem solidifies it.
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>>146330048
In your case no, but some do. I remember once someone on the enemy team wrote "WHY DID YOU ULT TO KILL JUST ME" in Spanish when I was playing Pharah on King's Row
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>POTG is a Hanzo completely missing a scatter, 2 arrows, and then getting one kill with his ult
>not this Zarya on our team that got a triple with Grav Surge

I shouldn't be surprised and yet here I am.
>>
dorado is the most fun map to play on imo, ive never seen any sort of complete shutouts or stomps the match always seems to get to the last or second to last point and thats nice.
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>>146330378
"Anecdotally, game director Jeff Kaplan spoke about an Overwatch player who has suffered from the system. "One of the best Widowmaker players in the world complained to us about long queue times. We looked into it and found that hundreds of other players had avoided him (he's a nice guy -- they avoided him because they did not want to play against him, not because of misbehavior). The end result was that it took him an extremely long time to find a match. The worst part was, by the time he finally got a match, he had been waiting so long that the system had 'opened up' to lower skill players. Now one of the best Widowmaker players was facing off against players at a lower skill level."
>>
Why do Genji's think Mercy can get to all the same areas as them?
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>>146330345
yeah that's it thanks
>>
Even Pharah's voice actor has JUST-tier hair
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>>146330273
This is actual MMR, you just suck desu
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>>146330365
it does

The longer you're in Overtime, the faster it ticks down
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>>146325174
Because they're bred and trained from birth to be the ultimate gamers.
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>>146330498
He means it does nothing NOW, they disabled it in the last patch (1.0.4.2) yesterday.
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>>146330301
Molotov aren't bombs. I'm not American btw.
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>>146330448
I was playing with my friend earlier and he got POTG with a 19 point kill assist on a reaper with bastion, walking away, then setting up sentry mode behind a wall by accident
I've never seen anything like it, must have been a glitch
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>>146330524
play nice
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>>146330498
instead of reading some clickbait article about the forum post he made why don't you just read the actually post, which includes the information that the avoid system has been disabled
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>>146330498
oh no the poor 6 man european premade has to wait 5 minutes to find a game

don't be a little bitch
>>
why can't I just pick which maps I want to play
what if I want to play 24/7 volskaya
what if i want to play everything but nepal

what if
>>
Am I the only one here with an mmr that actually allows me to have decent games?
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>create a korean character
>give her the lowest APM and aiming requirement in the game so that no koreans actually use her
?????????????
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>>146330365
This. On Gibraltar and Anubis, it's so easy for someone to hold keep the game in overtime while the rest of the team respawns and gets to the point, leading to the game going on forever. Dorados the perfect distance.
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>>146330551
Well then it needs to tick down at a higher rate >>146330657
Custom games.
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>>146330592
Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous
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>>146330524
stop

that's disgusting
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>>146330580
I got a PotG today as Reaper, dropping down behind enemies, pressing Q and then swiftly retreating because they turned around. Friendly Zarya lazered them to death and I got four assist kills.
I still don't know how it works, besides that it prioritizes environmental kills.
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>Leftclick spamming on objective, wracking up dem damages and kills
>Tracer fucking shit tries to harass me
>Punch her
>Shift Rightclick
>She dies
Man, I love Trashmouse. He won't get nerfed like Demoman did, right?
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>>146330621
Are you retarded? Look at who I was replying to.

>>146330378
Good to know.

>>146330612
This is why you don't have any friends.
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el blanco or plague doctor???
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>>146330518
well... she kinda can
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>>146330678
I have to lose a couple games some days just so I don't run into level 300+ 6mans who run "pro comps" because they lack imagination
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>>146330774
mariachi
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>>146329516

Basically if you melee to cancel your full reload animation, you can fire faster with some heroes.

As far as I can tell the only hero that gets a significant reduction in reload time doing this is Reaper, since he gets full ammo back the second he drops his guns.

Zarya, Pharah and 76 get some decent fractions of a second but otherwise it's not that important and for some heroes it actually ADDS time.

>>146329913

Been doing this since I first saw it on a stream, it's helpful AF but I hate that I can't move while I do it.
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>>146329683
Time it yourself faggot, Reaper's reload is the same speed regardless of whether you melee or not
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>>146326912
>Being this mad

How bout you take your own advice babby
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time to reap
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>>146330801
Not if they're out of her LOS on the other side of the map spamming "Need healing!"
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>>146329913
does the hammer cancel also work to dealing damage to people?
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"Math is easy" Bow and arrow dude
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>>146330720
You can search through custom game servers now?
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>>146330774
El Blanco will look better with the golden guns.
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>>146330801
Not when theres walls and platforms blocking her. Plus she's slow as shit.
>>
>>146330706
Shes doing all the work for you, anon.
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>>146330769
>This is why you don't have any friends.
fuck off normalfag
>>>/reddit/
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>>146323954

Who did it better?
>>
Why the fuck is Soldier so satisfying to play.
>>
this game needs more diversity t b h
>>
>>146331039
I did
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>>146331039
Kirino. Get that 3DPD shit out of here, faggot.
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>>146330706
that's because korean idols are fake

all the high skill heros are japanese because they're steeped in tradition
>>
Is advance normal
>>
>>146330774
>Not going full desperado on your enemies
>>
>>146331048
because he's good without any stupid gimmicks
>>
>>146331048
Because once you learn how to use your rocket, you can win all engagements regardless of range
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>>146331039
>3DPG

fucking get out
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>>146331125
It's advance.
>>
>>146331048
Fucking badass guy with a fucking badass gun and a fucking badass voice does fucking badass things.

He's fucking badass.
>>
>>146331094
>Honzo
>high skill hero
>>
>>146331094
APOLOGIZE FOR COMFORT WOMEN NOW
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>>146330840

I actually just tried it, for some reason Reaper actually does have to wait to fire after he melee cancels.

Clearly someone knew about this.
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Guys

We absolutely need another slavic hero

Not that tumblrista meme
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>>146331251
Blizzard were aware of melee cancels way back in the beta.
>>
>>146331172
Every time I land a rocket on a Tracer I feel joy. Even better than hooking one or fisting Mercy to death as Lucio.
>>
>>146325569
yes
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>>146331287
A polish guy with a gas mask that usually squats
>>
>>146331287
Nah, Zarya is all we need to represent your hellhole of a motherland.
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>>146331048
Very strong fundamentally and rarely if ever a bad addition to a balanced team (meaning they have at least one support, tank, and high burst DPS).
>>
>>146331048
because he's either good or the best player on your team

his rifle does over 800 damage bodyshots
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I'm surprised we don't have any Hispanic heroes

>Lucio
>HIspanic
pick one
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Glad to see summers out in full force.
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characters who require a legendary skin to be played without seeming like a faggot:

reaper - mariachi or blanco
zarya: arctic or that other one
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>>146331048
because you're a cod babby
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is this how you deal with rampant retardation
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>>146331287
>Racist nationalistic patriotic Russian bodybuilder
>tumblrista meme
(You), filthy omnigger.
>>
>>146331287
>women are strong, intelligent
>males are cyka blat

seems about right for MOTHER russia
>>
>>146331196
>having to adjust vertical aim for every distance

people who say honzo are shit are trying to hit people with the top of their crosshair, he has mil specs so you can aim at distance
>>
>>146331469
Reap3r?
>>
>>146331504
>>146331473
I thought the $40 was supposed to keep them away
>>
>>146330934
Fucking this, why is it that only genjis spam that shit when they're miles away. He's the most mobile char so you would think he could get to any health pack
>>
>Playing Lucio and having fun with the movement
>See everyone calling him Jet Set Radio man
>Remember that I have a Dreamcast and a stack of blank CDs for burning games

So is Lucio actually that much like Jet Set or are people just saying it because they both have laser skates or whatever?

And how has the game held up? I've been meaning to download/play it but I understood that JSRF on the Xbox was the one to play and I haven't got my hands on one of those consoles
>>
>>146331469
Reaper
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>>146330934
>not following Rein when he solo charges

Absolutely disgusting, if Mercy or Lucio aren't too pussy to back him up he can reck an entire team
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>>146331048
For the same reason people find Roadhog satisfying to play

>Easy to play right off the bat, no learning required
>Self healing to make up for your awful positioning
>Guaranteed to win every 1v1 while you ignore the objective that the actual players are focusing
>Ultimate requires no aim or tactical consideration, just pop it and let the kills roll in

What's not to like?
>>
>>146331498
I have never played CoD in my life. Except for uh, the first one with the WW2 I think, but I'm not sure. Coulda been Medal of Honor.
>>
>>146331405
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe what you're trying to say is that he's a powerful generalist. Some characters have sclear niches and picking them helps to define what your team wants to accomplish (Offense, Defense, KotH, etc). Soldier 76 doesn't add anything unique to a team, but he is a good addition to any team.
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Post your player icon and I'll rate you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lZJDNzisYE

how does this happen
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>>146331287
play reaper and crouch walk everywhere

>>146331575
one time purchase, 5 year olds have $600 iphones these days, $40 is nothing
>>
>>146331586
Seagull has a Mercy on him all the time, so naturally they deserve the same.
>>
>>146331505
A GOD
>>
>>146322305

RIP
AND
TEAR
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>that guy who joins later in the game and picks the same hero as you
>demands you switch
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>>146331629
But why do I always gold objective time with Soldier
>>
>>146331673
Evil bunny.
>>
>>146331592
I got it free on steam, it's hard to get into, but fun when you do. Controls are annoying though. I think Jet Set Radio Future has aged better
>>
>>146331647
I love these.
>>
if surefour and taimou don't hack why don't i see all these other suspicious plays from everybody because of the spectator view being different than normal view?
>>
>>146331712
>that comp
Eliminated Boner.
>>
>>146331565
>>146331602
He barely registered for me.

Okay. We need a Cholita
>>
>>146331592
>So is Lucio actually that much like Jet Set or are people just saying it because they both have laser skates or whatever?

headphones and laser skates and their wanton attachment to nostalgia in an effort to fit in with their peer groups
>>
>>146325232
>Role
Support

>Style
Damage Mitigation/AoE Damage Support
100HP 100 Armor
Average Movement Speed, Good jump height

Primary - Accurately fires pages from a book that start fast but quickly lose speed as they travel. Low damage (25 physical, no falloff) every hit pauses cooldowns and prevents ultimate charging on target by 1 second. (20 Pages/book, fire rate 1 page/s, 40m max range, Page visibly sticks to enemy during effect, effect cannot be reapplied until it has expired. (No infinite pause with hero stacking))
Secondary Fire - Throws book 10m forward, stuns and damages on contact based on remaining pages. Automatically cast on reload, reloads weapon, cooldown does not trigger on automatic reloads. (10-100 damage, .5-2 second stun, 5 second cooldown)

Ability - Surround target in pages applying 100 points of armor to self or ally that damages all nearby enemies in a 5m radius. (lasts 3 seconds or until depleted, 50 DPS, 6 second CD, requires LoS, 30m cast range)

>Quirk
Snoody Librarian/Historian completely absorbed in his reading at all times, total disinterest in surroundings.

>Ult
Applies ability shield to all nearby allies every second for 5 seconds (Req LoS, 15m Radius)

Niche: Offensive Pushes, Counter to Ult spammers like Mercy and Torb, as well as ability spammers like Tracer and Hog
>>
>team doesn't have a healer
>pick Zenyatta
>anon, play Mercy

Nothing gets me angrier
>>
>>146331673
pink happy onion
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>>146331647
The name is so perfect someone needs to make an edit where either his head is another gun or his guns are more heads.
>>
>>146331673
Whatever the most recent drop was. Right now it's Pulse Bomb
>>
Just played a few D.va games and I never played her prior. I just used her ult to break turret nests, am I doing it right?

Also, I never feel I have the ability to kill anyone unless they stand there and let me shoot them. I tried chasing down mercys but shes so slow when it comes to shooting and moving.
>>
does anyone have that stream highlight of lucio cyberbullying the widowmaker with the asian guy laughing?
>>
>>146331775
>>if surefour and taimou don't hack
surefour keeps aimlocking and randomly twitching

dont know why they ignore it
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>>146331673
Reinhardt helmetless
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>>146331892
Mercy and Lucio are far better healers than Zenyatta though.
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>>146331673
>>
>>146331892
Zenyatta isn't very good as a single healer, though.
>>
>>146331741
because he gets to the point faster with sprint and can also full heal while shooting
>>
>KOTH
>Support picks Mercy
instant loss, every time
>>
>>146324187
I'll tell you what. Some of the most wankable doujinshi I've ever read were about Kirino.
>>
>>146331775
Because they are hackers using private hacks.
>>
>>146325275
>wanting wow/hots/hs players in ow
o 'm laffin
>>
>>146331979
>>146331979
>>146331979

new thread hanzos stay out
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>>146331673
512
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>>146331673
I JUST WANT A FUCKING REIN ICON

WHO'S ICON EVEN IS THIS? JUNKRAT?
>>
>>146332005
You are bad
>>
>>146331673
I alternate between the Symmetra Visor and the Symmetra Turret. I also use Lucoi and Mercy face occasionally.
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>>146331673
>>
>>146331673
it's that Reaper soul one
>>
>>146331586
Pharahs are the worst desu

>Hit themselves once with their own stupid rocket while trying to spam around corner
>Maybe make it to 170 of their 200 health
>Instead of FUCKING FLYING TO ANYWHERE ON THE MAP and finding a healthkit or just not being a bitch and PLAYING THROUGH IT they go and stand next to me spamming NEED HEALING as I try and keep Soldier 76 and Roadhog alive during a giant push straight into the chokepoint

I love playing Pharah but fuck the idiots who I share her with. If I see a Pharah just spamming shit at long range trying to score easy kills I will always let her die because my healing is wasted on her
>>
>>146332040
Diablo
>>
>>146331965
>>146331892
I've seen two people tell Lucio that the reason they lost was that he wasnt Mercy.
>>
>>146331746
5/10
>>146331896
7/10
>>146331927
0/10
>>146331952
7.5/10
>>146331967
5/10
>>
>>146331896
Mine too my nigga
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>>146331673
money symbol
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>>146331712
sugoi
>>
>>146332085
Alright.

How is this relevant to the posts you are replying to?
>>
>>146321452
I thought she did that only to Lucio
>>
>>146331430
>800 damage

Huh?

>>146331967
I always see it as a white pikachu
>>
>>146332102
0 for it being whatever I last got, or 0 for pulse bomb
>>
>>146331965
>>146331976
Then one of those faggots can switch and play a support for the first time in their lives.
>>
>>146331673
Rikimaru
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Why am I consistently getting put with low-level retards? I am level 90+, and I am getting stuck with Zenyatta's who don't know they can heal, Roadhog's who stay away from the objective and try to hook the other team, and other mouth-breathers. I just lost a game on Hollywood as Mercy, because my Pharah got off the objective with 30 seconds left and got herself killed trying to go after the enemy.

Jesus, I need to play with a group. This is ridiculous.
>>
>>146331892
zenyatta and mercy are both terrible healers
they get killed all the time

just pick frogman of many break downs
>>
>>146324950
yes it dose

in its most PTSD giving form
>>
>>146332224
You're the last one to pick and you choose to not play a hero your team needs and it's somehow their fault?
>>
>>146331673

Squid

I'm not changing it
>>
>>146324490
>>
>>146332310
Because you are shit at this game.
>>
>>146331673
Widowmaker lips
>>
>>146332331
>implying I'm the last to choose
>implying someone else can't change
>implying I'm not tired of playing Mercy/Lucio nearly 70% of the time and want to play the support that is the most fun
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>>146332224
>T-they should change classes so I can play whatever I want, not me since I'm the last one to choose
>>
>>146329549
>Look this skin shows it's not a robot arm!
So I'm going to assume you apply the same logic to Genji?
>>
>>146332529
>implying I'm the last to choose
your first post says
>team doesn't have a healer
>>
How many 500 coin drops have you gotten, and what level are you?

>I've gotten three by level 115
>>
>>146322508
Get good
>>
>>146332567
>multiple snipers
>multiple flankers
>lol the support should change XD
>>
>>146331673

smiley grenade
>>
>>146332331
If it works they have no right to bitch about how good of a choice it is. Well, I mean, they can, but they're idiots for it.
>>
>>146332628
4 by level 87

But barely any skins, just gray gray blue gray most of the time
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>Mei technically needs buffs but wont get them because she rapes shitters only and they always complain about it
>>
>>146332753
Mei-n Detected.

D.Va is the only dev confirmed underpowered
>>
>>146332603
You know that might mean that any number between 0 and 5 people have chosen right? Fun fact: the last person to pick doesn't always pick support. Undecided =/= support. At least in my experience they leave support unchosen more often than diving in.
>>
>>146332310
Either those low level players are really good or you're really bad.
>>
>>146332874
When you say "the team doesn't have a healer" that is interpreted by everyone as meaning everyone has picked a hero and a healer is not one of them, don't be pedantic.

>Fun fact: the last person to pick doesn't always pick support
Some people don't pick what the team needs, shock horror. The guy I'm replying to is evidently one of them.
>>
>>146332310
Match making is messed up, but at least people on the other side are dealing with the same thing. It'll be better with competitive.
>>
>>146331979
>>146331979
>>146331979
>>
>>146332753
Only d.va needs a buff, mei is oretty strong already, specially against flankers
>>
>>146332628
13 legendary skins (one of those was a dupe) and 2 chests. level 108
>>
>>146332824
>Countered insanely hard by premades or just using the in game voice chat

Picture this, I am flanking them and want to take out their Mercy, shes far back but protected from the front, if the Mercy is solo I walk up behind her, freeze her and kill her, now with a premade Mercy, she just says "Hey get this Mei off me" and i'm dead
>>
>>146333048
>don't be pedantic
Says the man who is interpreting a specific situation from a broad statement? How instead should I say it?
>team has no healer but not everyone has decided yet
Is that better?
>>
>>146330934
Wow that's a bad mercy
Like really, healers who think their healing controls the group cripple groups
Lazy little sluts
>>
>>146332310
Level 70 here and I get matched with people ranging from 20's to high prestiges. Think I even saw someone saw someone in the 200's once.

Dunno why I have such a broad range. And for every fun close game I have there's another one-sided stomp, and for every Genji who fucking rips through our our team like Kleenex there's a Lucio who stays on speed boost the whole game and Reaper who wraith forms away from the point letting Overtime run out

I hesitate to blame the matchmaking like a LoL bitch but it doesn't seem like it's working very well
>>
>>146323919
>ghost buster mercy
>potato canon pharah
I like you senpai
>>
>>146322169

Hell yeah my nigga

Then I will be able to melt tanks with one shot.
>>
>>146331473
Have you tried not being a nigger rat?
>>
Can Blizzard please make a rule that "if you want to play offense/defense please choose quickly"? I hate playing role chicken with a player or two just to have them choose a second tracer or Hanzo and now the team has to change up last second to fill the gap
>>
>>146324189
>sleeped in the same room with 2 brothers for 20 years
>still feel alone at night
:^(
>>
>>146333239
>Says the man who is interpreting a specific situation from a broad statement?
"Team has no healer" is not a broad statement, reading your post is not pedantic.

>not everyone has decided yet
Pick whatever hero you want then. But if you're the last one to pick, your team has no healer and you go don't pick a hero that your team requires don't throw your arms in the air and act like your teammates are dumb for asking you to play something they need. This is a team based game and if you're not interest in helping your team then go play a different game.
>>
>>146325232
An offensive geisha Samurai that is the enemy of hanzo and genji and make them to join forces
>>
>>146334221
We don't need more weebshit
>>
>>146329790
AND YOU'RE NOT SO GREAT
>>
>>146326278
>need to aim with Widow now
>nobody uses her anymore

my sides
>>
>>146331673
Horde
>>
>>146334221

A japanese character that isn't weeb-bait.
>>
>>146327678
I bet you're the kind of dumbass that thinks the only good Widowmaker counter is another Widowmaker.
>>
>>146325232
A literal tank that launches flying drones from pods in its roof. Drones have decent health (~50 HP) and low damage (whatever you want senpai).
Designed to counter (multiple) Torbjorns.
Drones fall out of the sky when tank dies.

Everything else about the character is just details.
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Finally got around to using Zarya. When should I use her laser versus grenade launcher? Both seem to do similar damage.
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>>146325640
>Literally everything else in the game has a LoS restriction except her res
>RYUU WA GA TEKI WO KURAU

And you want to -buff- Hanzo. Eunuch detected.

Mercy is fucking OP though, I'd make her ult charge slower when she's healing people. It's too easy to bait damage on a roadhog or reinhardt and have Res every 30s, shit is OP.
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