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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>146227358
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first for reddit
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I'm glad that more people are finally interested in the qualifiers because of EG/Secret

you guys missed the last two years and majors which were also pretty hyped
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WHAT WENT BREED?
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Attention:
The following are all the canonical Dota 2 pairings (dom on left, sub on right):
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Himself
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Wraith King/Queen of Pain
>Beastmaster+Ursa/Brewmaster
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Creeps
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Skywrath Mage/Vengeful Spirit
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Tusk+Bristleback
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Shadow Shaman/Spirit Breaker
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa
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New to the game and I really enjoy spirit breaker
Is he any good in the meta or in pro play?
How do I build him?
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>>146251442
yeah i regret it honestly
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>>146251453
Is carry WW actually doable with the new Agh's or is it just a memebuild?
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>no /d2g/ carry to support
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>>146251524
build a ring of rewind time to when he was a good hero
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>>146251617
Are you the anon from yesterday i talked to a bit in the thread?
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>>146251617
>>146251642
nice la......
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>>146251524

yea hes good
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>>146251524
just keep playing him and experiment with different items that YOU feel are good depending on the situation

getting last hits is something you should work on but if you

just dont go mid or safelane carry with him, he works better as a "well there's a fucking spirit breaker on the other team" type of hero

can be either frustrating to play against or can become a feeder if he gets too cocky
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>>146251617
ill play with u little awoo man
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>>146251607
carry WW is doable
meme aghanims is too niche and most games wouldn't go long enough to reach it
you need WAY too much mana regen for it to not cripple you so its relegated to extreme lategame

wyvern is the worst possible hero in the game to be gifted an aghanims by an alchemist early on, its the biggest fuck you there is
>330 mana for 6 seconds of flight
lmao
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>>146251461
>QoP not being the dom.
>Venge not being the dom.
Shit meme.
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>>146251642
Probably
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>>146251524
SB shits on baddies but is pretty bad in competitive.
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Clinton ' Fear ' Loomis also known as a TI winner and Pussy slayer
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>>146251807
To be fixed in next shitpost
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>>146251718
I'm not good enough to feel out what items are good
I barely understand what strength agility and intelligence do
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HOW DO WE FIX THE REAL WORST HERO IN THE GAME?

NOT ONLY IS HE AWFUL BUT HES SELFISH AS FUCK
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Well, VEC won all their games, so I'm done for today.

See you in a bit, lads. Night~
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>there are people in this thread who still build vlads on ursa
>there are people in this thread who still go lifesteal in general on ursa
>there are people in this thread who didnt replace lifesteal with vanguard for a fast abyssal blade on ursa
>there are people in this thread who dont leave orb slot for desolator on ursa
Its time to go with the times, grandpas
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>>146252241
mom is far more useful than deso on ursa
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>>146252310
>mom
The item that destroys your own ult and makes you take damage again when you wouldnt.
The item that also doesnt add much damage since you have max as most of the time.
Mom ursa is an abomination.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO TEAM CHEESE EG?

ARE THEY OUT?
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>>146251617
who care?
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>>146252408
>20% lifesteal is bad on a hero
>%ms on a already fast hero who gets kited is bad
people build it to farm faster mein negroe
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>>146252464
yes
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>>146252241
>deso
what the fuck are you playing, building killer ursa?
because -armor is incredibly inefficient for killing heroes, you'd be better off with a solar crest slot for slot

deso is a building killing item
unless you're going travels/aghanims/bkb on ursa so you can safely split push and threaten towers and escape when jumped on, theres no reason to build deso
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>>146252506
who did they lose to?
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EG status? Secret status? Veggie status?
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>>146252670
All these teams are still alive.
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>>146252670
No idea on EG, Secret is still in.

I had no idea veggie was participating.
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>>146251762
>Pick WW
>Max Arctic Burn
>Costs 20 mana for 6 seconds of uptime
>Get Agh's "upgrade"
>Costs 240 mana for 6 seconds of uptime
Hit me up with the carry Wyvern build as of now.
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>>146252528
Deso is by far ursas strongest damage item in the game. Since abyssal doesnt add much damage anymore and all your other items revolve around defense and not getting kited you need 1 damage item. Deso is just the perfect fit because its the most efficient on him.
Vanguard already lets you solo rosh.
A quick blink abyssal gives mobility, disable, and tankiness. Going bkb and aghs you only have one more slot. Fill it with a deso grandpa.
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how the shit is EG vs. shazam the first game tomorrow

those are like the best 2 teams in the bracket

is FACEIT run by literal drooling retards
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>>146252464
lost to Cucks For Life

RIP ;_;
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>team feeding uncontrollably
>can't stem the bleeding
>pick up BoT
>out push the enemy team with TP plays
>keeping the lanes pushed up and cutting lanes to try and slow their advance
>force a rotation every time they try to push our high ground
>gg we lose thanks faggots wtf weaver fucking reported why are you farming we're getting raped here
>just farm some more you shitte l2p
>take all 3 towers and 6 rax myself when the enemy all in our mid rax
>glorious silence

Fuck you cucks, you literally don't understand that 2k pubs can't into rat.
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>>146252863
I thought you knew that by now.
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>>146252837
phase -> orchid -> mask of madness -> bloodthorn -> dragon lance

where you go from there depends on game. Aghanims will ruin your mana pool even at that point but if you have some allied mana sources its feasible, otherwise be very conservative. After a 2nd bloodthorn you have the mana to use it liberally, but where are you getting that 11k extra gold lmao
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>>146252574
mason's team
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>Cuck squad beat CHEG and is gonna be in the top 32 for the american qualifiers
>Cuck squad only had like 5 deaths and won in 20 minutes

what a time to be alive

we might literally have a cuck team at TI6
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>WW buff

>Secondary targets for Winter's Curse can no longer be disarmed, and are unaffected by attack damage reductions or slows
>Primary target now takes 30% damage from Winter Wyvern and her teammates
>Aghanim's Upgrade increases taken damage by primary target to 70%, secondary targets take 30% damage
>Aghanim's upgrade Arctic Burn manacost per second rescaled to equal the base cost (20 mana/sec at level 4)

WW fixed or broken?
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>>146252408
Mom ursa doesn't actually increase that much damage taken. Ursa's ult blocks 80% and mom only adds 25% so you end up with 55% damage reduction which is still quite good.

MoM has several great points
>Speeds up farming
>Movespeed which ursa needs to chase
>additional attack speed for when overpower runs out
>lets him conserve mana
>gives him lifesteal
>very cheap

Ursa is a hero that does not need damage items just needs lockdown and utility (the point of the hero is to not take it to lategame)
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>Kaipi vs Team Secret final
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>>146253445
The dream.
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>>146252962

>proud of having to resort to rating in 2k games

lmao
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>>146253198
will reddit make them change their name?
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>>146251524

Echo Sabre
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>>146253402
how about just this?:

>Arctic Burn now gives flying vision for its duration
>Splinter Blast now slows the primary target by double the % slow but deals no damage
>Winter's Curse no longer blocks damage from splinter blast or arctic burn's debuff, but blocks all other damage
>Winter Wyvern aghanims mana cost lowered from 40/s to 10/s
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>>146253474
>being proud of gaining 550mmr in 4 years after calibrating at 3500 in 2012
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>>146252241

i like making morbid mask and can turn into satanic as my final item in ultra late

i don't think vanguard gives you enough sustain to walk around doing rosh and shit but maybe i'm wrong, it's worth a shot desu vanguard is really good these days (6k here)

also why are you replying to people who actually think mom on ursa is good?
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>no friends
>bored of solo queue
anyone wanna play video games?
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Guys rate my idea for how to fix satanic:
You can no longer die while satanic is active (same as shallow grave)


now people actually have a reason to buy this hunk of junk
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>>146253668

>satanic is useless
>LITERALLY FREE AEGIS

No, the item to fix would be heart which converts gold leads into losing.
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>>146253668
>how to break the game, 101
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reminder that only 2k players make MoM on ursa

btw I'm 8k mmr
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>>146253720
>>146253758
>4.5 whole seconds of staying alive
>"free aegis"
lmao if you get chain stunned during it you'll just drop dead at the end. If you get chain stunned before it, you'll never get to activate it. If you were connecting autoattacks during it, the lifesteal would keep you alive anyway
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>>146253797
>matumbaman is 2k
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>>146253402
>Fixes retarded teammates, very little balance change overall
>Blocking allied damage in the primary target was retarded to begin with, good change
>Makes Agh's useful
>Makes Agh's more useful
Gives her an item to strive for past Medallion at the very least.
>>146253573
>Should have never been removed
>Dumpsters the skill (also there's literally no more reason to level it past 1)
>Literally just cast at the end of the duration (very little overall change)
>Makes Agh's useful
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>>146252670
i need to breed this titty monster
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>>146253865
>>Dumpsters the skill (also there's literally no more reason to level it past 1)
I think you're misreading it
right now it does nothing at all to the primary target and 25% slow + 100/180/260/340 damage to nearby targets
I say it should deal that same nearby damage and slow, but the primary target gets slowed by 50%
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>>146254153
Oh, my bad. Pretty strong change.
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what does this mean? am i hidden pooled?

i'm in low priority currently


account_flags: 3
play_time_level: 171
player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 3043
player_behavior_score_last_report: 3332
player_behavior_report_old_data: true
tourney_skill_level: 7


also what is the tourney skill level?
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>>146251808
Did you change your mind on adding people now maybe or whatever?
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>>146254278
waht oconsol comand t see thsi
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has anyone started from 2k and made it out to 3k, what did you do? which hero did you spam? and how long did it take you?

I know I'm shit at this game, but I don't care if you're the best player in the world I'm seriously convinced that 2kmmr bracket is like 80% dependant on your team not being comlpete shit.
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who's ready for mike's team to blow EG the FUCK OUT of qualifiers?
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>>146254401

developer 1

dota_game_account_debug
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>>146254405
It's mostly the same shit in 3k trust me
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>>146253402
buff that will make her ult actually used the way icefrog wants

>in addition to giving 70 bonus attack speed, now lowers the base attack time of each affected unit by .2 for the duration
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>>146254498
how about this?:

>enemies are forced to attack even if they were disarmed/disabled
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>pick sven
win
>pick anything else
lose

fuck why can't I play anything else that well
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>>146254282
Maybe kind of
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>>146254620
Good thing Sven can be anything he wants.

Support? Offlaner? Carry?

You can do it all baby.
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>>146254556
no

also make winter's curse apply orb effects, crits etc instead of being treated as a deny
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>>146254729
Mid, jungle, roam?
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How do we make Tony(BadSven) aka OurGuy: the hero good again?
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>>146254880
Wherever you want, man. Sven's not limited by those petty boundaries.
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>>146254931
pick him into squishy teams you can instagib.
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Isn't AM with manta is just a shittier PL with diffusal?
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>>146254486
yeah it probably is shit too, i mean the community as a whole is like 50% toxic, but i mean in terms of just making it out to a supposedly better bracket is like a distant goal for me. I was in LP the other night (Shit connection etc) and I midlaned against some 4k guy who was significantly better than me and killed me twice and simply outlaned me and played well the whole game, but he still lost to us cos his team was shit and our weaver somehow got fat. I'm led to believe that contrary to popular belief if you want to make it out of "the trench" its about how many hours your spend and to a degree how lucky you get with not getting feeders.
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>>146255323
no it's pl with a diffusal is a badAM
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>>146254685
Where are you from anon?
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>>146254997
Sven can do that too yknOw
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>>146255387
This

I wish icefraud would just buff his fycking ulti
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>>146255414
from the us
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>>146255387
diffusal blade burns 40 mana for 40 damage on heroes
mana break burns 64 mana for 38 damage

and diffusal gives +35 damage +35 attack speed on top of that
why do people even pick antimage anymore rofl
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is this a good thing ?
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>>146255442
on a much higher cooldown
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Did that Comanche team beat Secret or what?
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>>146255654
It's now takes much less time to get into ranked, and after thay you can get in even faster by paying money to get extra trophies.
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>>146254729
I was theory crafting an offlane initiator sven

tranquils + talon into armlet + blink then bkb/echo sabre

with tranquils + windlace + warcry you can run at ~440 ms, sort of like a pseudo slardar but with a range targeted stun.
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>>146256317
actually sounds kinda legit
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>>146251461
>wraithking, aka cucked out of his baller bones into beta boo form, is the dom
>qop of pain, the literal semen demon of doming, isnt the dom
>centaur isnt S&M
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>>146255558
Because PL cant do anything once their mana is burnt
>0 mana target
>illusions do 8 damage after all reductions
lmaoing @ ur hero
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>>146256317
yea range targeted disjointable stun that people see coming unless you blink on their face
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how the fuck does this shit https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4p4rou/god_i_love_playing_support_in_this_game/ get so many upvotes
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>>146256427
maxed out storm hammer actually does loads of damage, people just never max it first because they go for the farm build. Thing is 1 value point in great cleave is already a battlefury and warcry has a constant movespeed buff so if you want to max storm hammer as an offlane initiator you will still be able to complete a blink really quickly with just iron-talon + cleave + tranqs regen
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>>146256701
>caring about upvotes
this is 4chan not reddit
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
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>>146256701
POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE
M
A
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>>146256701
because it's ticking more than a few memes
>bashing on LoL
>support blaming cores xd just like my pubs
>i like playing support
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>>146256919
all it needs is an rtz is bad meme
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>>146256616
>he doesn't spam buy agi+vlad's
lmaoing @ ur life senpai-chan
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>>146255550
I figured as much. How are you feeling today, anon?
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>>146257264
>agi+vlads
even worse
you could buy 3 butterflies and your illusions would still be 120% countered by vanguard
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What if EG got beat by BSJ stack?
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>It's a player thinks its okay to feed because he's a support episode
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god china servers suck.
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>>146257474
then you just split with them and lmao at the retard who just wasted 2k+ gold
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>>146257964
i dont get why this mentality is a thing, when i saw EE play support or even Arteezy in pubs sometimes they literally try not to die at all. the main goal from them i see is to be able to stay alive as much as possible while beign able to provide information for your team

yet the majority of support players will be awful at warding, terrible at harassing the offlaner PERIOD, single pulls, cant/wont/zero clue on pulling the large camp, etc etc

but they will always go "me dying is okay!"
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>>146254405
About a year and a half of very casual playing with a lot of breaks. I used to spam tusk when it was good (around 6.84), also played quite a bit of carry stuff, but i still picked supports when the team needed it. I don't think there is any secret to it, you just need to get good. Also try to communicate with your team in a nice way.
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>>146257964
did dire even use their spells?
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>>146257264
>>146257474
>>146258136
and the vlads does absolutely nothing

if you were going to split push all day you'd actually want to kill creep waves and deal damage to towers, which means something retarded like manta radiance octarine skadi skadi travels

but PL is dogshit at split pushing, all he can do is manfight like a worse slark
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>>146257964
>deso vlads PA
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>>146259052
>Vanguard Drums Vlads Treads Aquila PA
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>ppd playing more dota and streaming instead of sleeping

its over eg is out
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Hey!
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>>146259168
just reading that made me lose 25 mmr
spoiler that text
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>>146259052
that's a good pa build though, even purge agrees
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>>146259259
does fear have yellow fever?
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>>146259664
Replace vlads with vanguard and build it into a quicker abyssal blade.
There is literally 0 use for the vlads on her.
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>>146259850
but if you don't build vlads you won't have any mana regen!!!!!
stupid noob
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>>146258985
>but PL is dogshit at split pushing, all he can do is manfight like a worse slark

PL is agi puck
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>>146254405

Really late reply but I made it from 2.6k to 4.1 and growing.

Learn to play a core, find out what your general playstyle is and abuse the good heroes of the patch you're playing that fits your playstyle. Communicate on mic and keep morale up. If you're actually above 2k MMR you'll climb.
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PPD IS SO SALTY IN PUBS JEEZ.
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>>146260636
>PPD IS SO SALTY IN
Everything

RTZ's backstabbing was the last straw.
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>>146256224
No. /d2g/ was really sperging out during it though, you should go back and read through the thread.

Also turns out they were smurf of the Yellow Submarine or whatever, some tier 3 Russians that won some stuff last year.
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>>146260636
You haven't seen anything.

Back in the HoN days, he had this celebrity complex where he'd shit on anyone doing the slightest mistake.
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>>146260778
>where he'd shit on anyone doing the slightest mistake.

Thats just standard HoNtrash
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is it normal that secret and EG have such close games vs tier 3-4 teams like comanche and that o2w bunch?
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>>146260498
slark is an agi puck who has enough damage to kill you from 100% hp unlike puck and free regen and dewards and can't be killed with a mere silence and can always tp out and can click buildings and can do anything vs bkb and is yet HARDER to kill
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>>146256830
the purpose of posting on 4chan is to get (you)s... we are not so different ---__---
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>>146258267
zoning the offlaner is honestly probably the hardest thing to learn when playing support and yet you get the least practice because pub games are almost always 2-1-2 without fail

t 4.8 support main
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God damn it just woke up. How is eg or secret not out yet you guys told me the open qualifiers were really tough
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>>146259259
>fear has his very own kerry
smdh
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>>146258046
agreed
it's like selfishness personified
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>>146261217
so no one plays support?

If that's so its just like 4K eu W servers
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>>146261305
they don't even buy couriers
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>>146261201
The way brackets are set up means they literally face random 2k stacks the first day. Essentially a day of pubs to warmup.
Just look at it now, the teams left now are mostly good. Like Kaipi, Finnstack, Polarity, Spirit, Danish Bears, Attax, etc.

And the first game in NA quals will be EG vs Shazam.
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>>146261201
>people went to sleep with the idea secret or eg would lose

?

but really there are more open qualifier games to go it isnt over.
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>>146261352
literally EU West


Add in 4 russians spamming cykarunes and swap them with chinks saying nothing or dots and thats all i assume
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>>146261372
>would

more like could
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>>146261398
it's effeminate southern chinese mic users combined with dots or 666 in chat

overall people aren't very obnoxious though, they just play pve all game
>>
WANT TO ROSHAN
WANT TO TEAMFIGHT

INSTEAD SEE THIS
WHAT DO
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>>146261596
get out of the shitter bracket
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You're in the club and this aryan literal goddess comes up and grabs your boyfriends crotch.

What do you do?
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>>146261831
sit back
watch
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>>146261831
give her a sugar cube and be on my way
>>
How do I survive the WR + Drow lane as a support?
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>>146261831
relax, he's way too gay for her
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>>146261895
pick nightstalker or spirit breaker support and just go full aggression
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>>146261971
>Nightstalker
>Support
Nix on that.
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>>146261895
man up and fight, they have shit hp and no real escape if wr fucks up her shackle
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>>146261831
use my helm of the dominator on her
force her to cast frost armor on me and then go scout rosh
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>>146262008
he's complete shit as a core unless he's snowballing out of control
just play him with iron talon as a pos 4 support and get your aghs
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hot off the press
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JUST
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>wake up
>no drow in my bed
>no waifu posting in D2G
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>>146262130
another one
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>>146262163
>>146262227
Sing's boipucci must be so tight.
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did sing bring dogger to romania with him, or leave with his family to cooka the dog? OhMyDog
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>>146261882
>>146261831
She's getting old, past her prime baby making years. Kinda sad.
>>
>watching chinese quali finals
>they still playing the most boring dota

At least that's always been the consistent thing in dota that has never changes.
>>
>>146262415
>NaVi shirt

lul
>>
>>146261831
laugh at the lany bitch because guys my manlet bf would never fuck a lanky cunt like that.
only womanlet for manlets.
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>>146262451
It's one of Mango's many toys.
Sing mentioned it in stream a while back.
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>>146262448
did you watch cdec last year? wouldn't call that boring desu
>>
hey faggots haven't been here in 2 weeks
what happened to EG and Secrekt?
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>>146262524
Eliminated by doeturd assassins in the qualifiers.
>>
>>146262451
>>146262486
dogger also eats Beaverknight plushie
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>>146251524
Only build echo sabre if you're against mostly melee heroes.

Only build mkb if you have to fight against radiance or evasion and are one of maximum two carries.

Only build mask of madness if they don't have a lot of nukes or you'll feed.

Only build drums/s&y if you don't have to buy bkb to be able to get off your ultimate or even land the charge.
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>>146262497
Death ball strats were interesting the first time they were played but then the chinese literally played the exact same dota every single game.

The chinese just have a habit of finding one strategy and trying to find the best way to optimize it.

All I gotta say is, at least it isn't TI2 China.
>>
what if dota 2 could be played in virtual reality?
you'd have swing your weapon to get last hits. Viable?
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>>146262617
You'd be tired after one game.
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>>146262568
both of them?
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>>146262674
Of course.
Sasuga /d2g/. We have many impressive high mmr players.
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>>146262524
In qualifiers, still playing. Still in best of 1s until semis I believe.

People like meme'ing though and claiming they've been kicked out of qualifiers. Today is day 2 of qualifiers, both in round 6/10.

Look at the brackets.
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reminder that dota is a game of math and strategy
not feels and memes
>>
>be low 4k
>get matched in a 5k average game
>have 3 6k's
>my team is arguing
>our mid died 6 times in 12 minutes
>our mid ragequits
>everyone leaves
Man that was such a fucking disappointment I was so hyped to be playing with people of that caliber.
>>
>>146262652
not if it's a 100% full virtual world. You'll never get tired if the code doesn't say it. But you would literally be yourself in the game and your skills and stats would change according to the hero you pick. There's no heroes to play though.
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>>146259850
>abyssal
Absolutely disgusting
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>>146262750
How buttblasted was d2g when both of them didn't get invited?
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reminder that grant is our guy
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>be high 6k
>search for 4:59
>find decent game

>search passes 5:00
>within next 30 seconds I am virtually guaranteed to find a game (have never had search go past 6 minutes)
>will have literal 3k allies at this time of night

reminder that searching past 5 minutes completely removes the search range from your MMR and puts you into the first available game, so if you value playing real games you should always reset your searches at 4:59
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>>146262750
are they both playing NA qualifiers?
or is secret in EU?
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>>146262986
Secret is EU.
Will get btfo by Kaipi soon.
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>>146262914
>oh no they have to play some meme games
>EG is literally guaranteed to make it through
>anyone being mad
?

>>146262986
secret as an EU team is in EU
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>>146262914
Not very? People expected it and called it weeks ago.

Most people were too busy meme'ing that "THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT, OUR MAYMAY CHEESE STRATS WILL KILL THEM IN BO1".

Meanwhile the other half were telling them they're retarded and they'll stomp through open qualis
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>>146263037
I guess I missed nothing.

>>146263030
yeah EG will probably end top 8 or more at this rate.

>>146263027
thank god
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>>146262814
>people of that caliber
mmr is LITERALLY just a number
theres people in 3k would can probably beat some 6ks
and there are people in 6k who dont deserve to be there at all

most pros agree that mmr is just a number and fucking means nothing.
miracles 9k isnt relevant at all to his skill, the fact that he's played over double the amount of dota games THAN EVERYONE COMBINED ON HIS OWN TEAM is why he's so good
not him having 9k mmr.
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>combine a shield and a hammer
>get a blade
>>
grand youtube channel when? fucker can make money there too tbqh
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>d2g fell for the honeypot roster
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>>146263106
>E-EG won't even make it
>E-EG w-will be top8 only

it's funny seeing the control of damage from yuros as they realize more and more that

This
Is
TI5
All
Over
Again
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>>146263108
t. 3k player with 49% winrate
>>
>>146263173
>>146263136
good bye d2g.
I regret opening this thread
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>>146263108
>this delusional
>>
d2g if i ban phantom assassin my team mates obsessed with red numbers can't play her, but they usually just pick something equally retarded like sniper or phantom lancer against a timbersaw

What's the most likely to be recognised method of suggesting they don't play carry if they can't play it properly? I've tried being polite, being an arsehole, suggesting a different pick, pointing out the weakness of the hero against the enemy team, and it never works. What can I do to help my carry realise he's playing a hero that doesn't work in the situation we're already in?
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>>146263030
>implying based swindle isn't gonna cuck ppd out of TI
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Hey

You weren't doubting, were you gulag?

Peter out
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>>146263037
mark my words
eg will make it
secret won't make it
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>>146262130
and on that picture

the 5'10 gets more pussy than the rest combined
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>>146263336
nobody cares about secret, they exist as a graveyard to honor the genius of EG.
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>>146263117
>Hammer a flat piece of metal into shape
>Grind the edges down
>Sharpen it with a stone
>Suddenly it's a blade
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>>146263175
t. 6k player who got there solely from spamming the shit out of ranked

>>146263256
t. a deluded 3, player
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>>146262130
manlets, when will they learn?
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>gameshitters STILL arguing about how many perupoints they have
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>>146263380
aside from the fact that cwm is gay, boner is in a long term relationship and sing is waiting for an arranged marriage
youre so right man
>>
And remember guys: MMR is just a number!
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>>146262208
can't get any (yous) HELP
>>
lost my passion for doto yet again
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@146263535
Because youre not a true waifufag and just some dumbass idiot
>>
>>146263535
Just respond to yourself. It's what everyone else does.
>>
>>146251282
does this means i can now breed with winter wyvern ?
>>
@146263535
Head over to /a/, it's super easy to acquire (you)s from AnimeNEETs on hugboxes
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>>146263535
That picture could be top tier if someone fixed the ridiculous smile.
>>
>Tony has < 47% winrate
what happened dotards?
It's not like he's a hard hero to play
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>>146263858
He's pretty much bad Sven.
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>>146263712
no
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>>146263858
Hes pretty bad without wisp
>>
>>146263858
he kind of needs wisp to function
without wisp he needs to snowball like crazy which is hard because he gets btfo by most mid laners
>>
>>146262130
Do romanians look the same or those two are actually related
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>>146263858
shitters dont know how to play him
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>>146264025
but wyvern is my waifu !
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>>146263858
he needs too much farm

and his strength was to become xboct huge very fast creating a gap between him and all the rest

since dota turned into lol thats impossible plus there are tons of new items that fucks him over
>>
>>146254278
its almost impossible to get hidden pool if you just play the game
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>>146263858
People are going Aghs first.
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>this roster
based our boys in blue
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>the game is finally entirely dead and 100% peruvian
>d2g exists only for esports and is just a few south americans gameshitting otherwise
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will someone PLEASE stream the finstack games today
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5.1k shitter trying to do last WR quest with 3 stars

I'm not very good at WR and it's basically impossible for me so I'm looking for some really low mmr people to queue normals with

Please help oh god this quest is cancer

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988319427/
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so lets say secret doesnt qualify to TI how many PLS INVITE SECRET TO TI6 PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS thread on reddit you think will be made after they get eliminated?
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>>146264834
>not joining abuse stack
wew lad
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Arteezy team up with Burning when?
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>>146264984
whats that?
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>>146265054
>not knowing abuse stack
hey reddit!
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>firstpick offlane clinkz on my team
>>
>VG winning with TB and Skywrath
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>>146263425
I've literally only heard that kind of crap about MMR being worthless from 2k and 3k shitters.
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>>146265328
just pick lich or something and dual offlane
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>>146264834
how new
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>It's a lose because carry goes out alone lategame episode
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guys i got a new idea , what if rupture works like mana leak
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>>146265924
What if you can use iron talon on buildings?
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when is sheever
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>>146265328
Game starts and he says
>I WILL BUY BLOODTHORNE
>I WILL BUY BLOODTHORNE
>>
>shitrekt almost lost to a 6k stack
>today they are probably gonna face a bunch of 6-7k stacks using cheese strats
gon b gud
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>>146266119
fuck off owen
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>>146265582
>>146266251
nevermind enemy necro ragequit
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>dotaritos still don't have a legit loli to worship
>at best you will get an ugly pit pig demon if you are lucky


aaaaay
>>
>>146264834

>he doesn't know

ayy
>>
>>146266316
They will most likely be against Team Spirit in the semis.
And Kaipi will probably be against Polarity in the semis if they don't throw.
>>
>>146256224

Nope. It was pretty fun to see redditors excited over the chance Secret might lose, every hater kid just came out of the woodwork.
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>>146263117
>get a giant blade
>+10 damage
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>>146266854
>reddit hating their team
lmoa what happened? so is team secret team 4chan now?
how about EG? i doubt they are reddit because they hate the mastermind because le epic salty and chinese slayer
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>mfw I win because 50 min in the 6 slotted AM dc's for 3 minutes and you cheese 4v5 to tilt them for 10 minutes
>>
>Play Dwarf Fortress
>Have more fun than when playing Dota

Um.....dotards?
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>>146260747
Got a source on that submarine stuff?
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>>146267139

that's not what cheese means

that would be cheating if anything, or being an unfair player at least
>>
>>146267095

Yeah, reddit has been hating on RTZ and secret for quite a while now. At least the impression I got from the frontpage, never bothered to read the comments.

You can spot redditors hating on our boy here too.
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>>146261141
Have a free one, senpai
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>>146267168
Dorf requires imagination
Dotes requires knowleges
Dorf lets your mind run free, see your own unique understanding of the events in your world.
Dotka lets you know exactly why you lose, no misinterpretation: peruvian shitters
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>>146267139

cheesing is pulling an uncommon/unexpected strat and win.

Yours is downright faggotry.
>>
>>146267193
some autist on on reddit went through the players histories and shit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4p7sdm/real_identity_of_russian_smurfs/
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>>146267295
is this bait?

front page dota2 literally sucks every nanometers of rtz's dick
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>check out BTS stream because OD and Sheever are gonna fuck all day long
>see this
What in the flying fuck is this monstrosity and why is it allowed to cast?
What the fuck is Beyond The Shekel doing?
Are they seriously just picking up illegal mexicans from the parking lots and offering them work?
>>
[VS Mid Guide]
Legit until 4800
Episode 1 - Underestimated 5.3 Agi growth
Skill build
1 Stats/Missile
2 Stats/Missile
3 Terror
4 Terror
5 Terror
6 Swap
7 Terror
8 Stats
9 Aura
10 Aura/Stats
11 Swap
12 Aura
13 Aura
14 Aura/stats/Missile (Situational)
15 Stats/Missile (Situational)
16 Swap
17 Stats/Missile (Situational)
18 Stats+

Items vs pro nuker enemy (In order) : tango wraith band > Aquila > phaseboots/treads > Urn > Dominator (Swap Stomp/Swap Purge) and anything situational, Mkb + Mjollnir will be your best armor piercing DPS
Items vs pro physical enemy : wraith band Faerie Branch, pooled tangoes > Aquila > Phase boots > Madness > Dagger/Dragon lance > Manta/Bkb (situational) > Mkb > Mjollnir
The "My team is too good" build:
wraith band faerie branch and tango pool, aquila , phase boots, urn, mekansm and end it before 30 minutes

Tips :

Venge can solo roshan after dragon lance or dominator and can kill rosh fast with madness with the help of her team or even better at level 7 with mass teamwork

have fun dogs
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>>146264089
Bone7 is a jew, not Romanian
>>
hey anyone wanna actually play this game with me? im bored of soloq
>>
>>146267396

hello newfriend :)
>>
>>146267095
>I doubt they are Reddit

Yeah I mean they're just managed by the founder of Reddit, their captain is just a moderator on Reddit and they just happen to have an eg subreddit
>>
Oh yes it's totally my fault we lost, team. Not our mid techies who went 2-6, or our off axe who gave enchantress a 20 min midas/aghs/lance, or our rubick who picked vs an ass raping riki/weaver offlane and bought his first sentry when I already burned trough all my regen. No, it's my fault, the slark, that I can't teamwhipe them at 20 minutes into the game when they pushed our t4's and had complete freefarm according to rubick. It's not that weaver and riki can just instantly bring me to half health whenever I try to cs.
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>>146267168
What is this image trying to convey?
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>>146267403
Also, Dont do this if enemy has

>Beastmaster
>Lycan
>Str Morphling
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Threadly reminder that OD and Sheever are currently on a copulating marathon and will be too tired to cast today's secret games.
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>>146267553
Some lonely 4chan faggot being attached to pixels in a video game with low res pixels
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>>146261141
Lurk more degenerate
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>>146267284
>cheating
>game allows you to unpause when it literally knows one player isnt in the game

>>146267384
>game rewards faggotry and ruthlessness instead of respect and fairness with +25
Really nice game y'all got here dotards, loving it so far
>>
>>146267603
Good
>>
>>146267553

Dwarf Fortress is a text adventure game.

The yellow text is the actual game interface while the drawings represent the player's imagination.

Stick to your casual shit kiddo.
>>
>>146267553
Cutebolds are cute!
>>
>>146267661

good, now you can stop being a little fagget or take the door
>>
>hyhy staying in the trees
is this memes?
>>
Does anyone have the niggerwalk coming with Void and a support which ends with the support making a reddit post?
>>
>>146267661

Yeah, game allows you to be a faggot. Doesn't mean you HAVE to be one. That's a choice on a personal level.
>>
i calibrated at 1.5k how cucked am i
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>>146267403
Stopped doing this after I reached 4800 but still worth a share.
>>
>>146267661
>leave game
>other players are now stuck in a forever paused game
Yes I see now flaws here.
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>want to play support because support heroes all have the awesome flashy spells
>all the cores i play with are significantly worse at farming than i am
>play core, get like 600gpm and win pretty much without fail

climb until you don't get the retards i guess?
>>
Does diffusal work on ranged illus
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Dota power ranking:
sand nigger > chinks > slav > yurop > the rest
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>>146267695
>ask about the game
>casual spergs out

like pottery
back to dota kid where autist like you belong
>>
>>146267857
Learn to play Jungle Lycan and you'll be 3k in a couple weeks
>>
>>146268086
yes, half the mana burn
why? who the fuck knows, theres only a handful of illusion heroes and less than that ranged illusions and ranged manta is already worse

diffusal & manta should be the same for ranged vs melee
>>
>>146268014
>climb until you don't get the retards i guess?

you can't climb out of yourself

see all the other posts in the thread talking about retards? yeah they are talking about you
>>
>>146268086
na
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>>146267661
Then dont leave the game you fucking cuck ;^)
>>
>>146268096
r u retard?
>>
>>146268110
ill try it right now thx senpai
>>
>>146267857
Just play any mid-lategame core and you will be alright.

Don't support

I REPEAT: DONT SUPPORT
>>
so have secret and EG been knocked out yet? also what about veggies?
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>>146263535
lina's most attractive body part is her smile
>>
>>146268096

man, you're really retarded aren't you? wouldn't expect less from a game of plebs watcher.
>>
>>146268132
im winning though stay mad
>>
>>146252837
Try:
arcanes-windlace-midas-dragon lance-aghs-bloodstone
>>
>>146268239
Going ET is easy mmr in that bracket though and one of the least boring (right clicking creeps) ways to win. They wont remember to not group up when they highground then just refresh combo them.
>>
>>146268014
>be core
>hold my own against agressive trilane, no deaths
>get a slightly delayed [first core item].

>be support
>zone the offlaner beyond his fountain
>pull out my own toenails when I see my core missing 60% of the cs and not holding creep equilibrium

Compendium amplifies this by "but I need my ocatrine" - support leshrac after he finished tranquils
>>
>>146267631
shit game
shit jpg pixels

not even in vg

@146268289
@146268158
same fag
shit bait

>WAH muh safe space game huhu >_<
>>
>>146267443
really? and how do you know this? are you a reddit spy
>>
>>146268358
I never bothered trying ET because the last time he was meta it was literally "cast spirit, walk through creeps, be in range with passive"
>>
Who is this Panda and why do I like their casting?
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>>146268121
>wanting diffusal terrorblade
>wanting diffusal Arc Warden
>wanting diffusal Morphling
>wanting diffusal Drow
>wanting DIFFUSAL FUCKING SNIPER
>>>>>With a shadow Demon on their team
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>>146268456
>wanting DIFFUSAL FUCKING SNIPER

Had fun with this build
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When does this "rtz is good" meme started? The guy can literally play SF and lycan back in secret TI5 days.
He's absolute dogshit. Even w33fresh is a better player than him. Hell, even my invoker isn't as dogshit as him.

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86931047
>>
>wake up
>go to twitch
>overbore even less viewers than yesterday

I'm waiting for the daily ragepost from our resident shill. Watching Blizzard games struggle and die is as fun as watching EG lose to be honest. Too bad HotS doesn't even make the top page anymore so you easily forget to laugh at it.
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>>146263858
>people skip blink
>people buy memesabre
Every game with those shitters is a loss not even exaggarating
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>>146268552
sometime after ti4 when he went to secret the first time
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>>146268239
i won more as support than going core because im ass at lh'ing and also if i dont support its just 5 retards fighting over farm
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>>146268580
its because overwatch is boring as fuck, i played the beta and it took all of like 3 hours for it to become stale
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>>146268645
But generally your 4 cores are too retarded to finish in a timely manner and when late comes its 5cores vs 4 cores so you lose. In theory.
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Exams are over, nearly failed

No job

No energy

Cant even gather the mental strength to play Dota

Help
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>pick seven the rogue knight
>lose the lane because 1v3 at safe lane
>still manage to farm threads and domi
>stack 4 times the ancient and the neutral camp near it
>kill the creeps
>get sny
>farm more till blink
>go smoke and participate on teamfigths
>win 2 clash
>snowball
>win
everytime
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>>146255558
But Mana Break does not get reduced on illusions famalam.
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>check out drawf fortress
>its fucking dead

>>>146255124
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>>146268645
I mostly play offlane because I dont like to babysit some shit carry who instantly dies the second I go pull a camp into the lane, or having some useless support just AFKing in lane leeching xp.

Offlane is truly the best lane
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>>146268239
pretty sure 3k players would just abandon if you camp them mid with earth spirit or riki
just don't pick a no impact support
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>>146268839
>team holds enemy team 4v5 for 20mins
>carry just farms
>gets farm
>wins
Yeah... that how it works anon.
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>>146268836
Go to sleep anon, it's gonna be alright.
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>>146267332
>me ooga, team booga
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>>146268971
It's only 3 in the afternoon man ;_;
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>>146268836
fap and sleep anon
thinking about this shit tired just makes it seem worse, we've all been in situations like this
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>>146269014
Drink coffee and watch the Secret matches soon
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>>146269014
Then talk to people anon, kill some time before watching the games
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>>146268836
its ok best girl is here to make everything better :3
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>>146268836
dude just jerkoff to memewatch porn tbqh
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>>146268552

He is an amazing farmer and used to have a great game sense before the meta shifted onto 5man fighting from minute 7.

While this was ALWAYS a team game, players are far more dependant on their teammates perfomance to win. Hence why teams with n0lans or misery are doing well.
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Help me out /d2g/ I love this game but I don't play it enough because I only play when I friends to queue with (1-2 games a week).

I'm afraid to be the reason my team loses if I solo queue. I'm around 2k mmr btw. Should I just not give a fuck since I'm such low skill level and focus on playing the game more often? Like everyone else, my goal is to improve.
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>>146269082
>>146269236

I'm trying to not fap everyday, I feel so mentally exhausted everytime I fap.
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>>146268910
there's no difference in offlane and safelane down here

>>146268757
any recommendations for easy heroes? i tried sven but he's boring as fuck and one guy told me to jungle lycan and im already getting flamed l0l
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>>146269321
you won't improve if you just play the game if your friends play it , go solo when they are not online.
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>>146269321
Practice in unranked until you feel comfortable with your heroes of choice

Unranked is for fucking around and memecrafting
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kaipi will btfo secret in the qualifier finals

screencap this
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>>146268456
you can already build diffusal on sniper and its 75 damage 35 attack speed
manta on sniper is pretty fucking shit anyway

the same people who insist that manta/diffusal being same on ranged as melee would be OP are the same people who said that removing orb effect from burning spears / impetus / diffusal / etc would break the game

and guess what
90% of players didn't even fucking NOTICE when those stopped being orb effects
and it made almost 0 difference on viability
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>>146269321
you literally know what to do you're just posting here for upboats

don't let your dreams be dreams man
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>>146269292
>amazing farmer
>literally last hit creeps
This is turning into "Fear/BurNing is the best carry" meme all over again. Theres no best carry.
What do you have against Misery and noLans? Misery has been in the scene for a very long time, and I'd chose misery over that retarded drama queen team destroyer RTZ any day.
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>>146269359
jerking off usually gives me energy to do something , i always jerkoff whenever i'm sleepy
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>>146269461
im honestly surprised secret made it this far
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>>146268836
Eat something fancy and sleep. If you want to feel good about yourself do something useful like cleaning up your room
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>>146269373
Offlane is played solo, you have to survive and get farm + xp
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I want to masturbate but my dick hurts like all hell from masturbating so much already. What do I do?
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>>146269321
>afraid to lose the game for your team
fuck your team, play dota and get better at dota
if everyone was afraid to play solo because they might lose their team the game no one would get gud at the game
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Why are weebs so obsessed with Kaipi?
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>>146269507
>underestimating bulba tho
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>>146269292
Heavily agree with this as a carry/mid player.

Farming skill doesnt reward as much as it used to.
> before the meta shifted onto 5man fighting from minute 7.
since when did this happen specifically?
back from 6.84 you can still 1v5 unlike now
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>>146269546
Let someone fuck you in the ass
>>
valve bro here, in case it was not painfully obvious already the qualifiers are rigged to get secret and EG into TI even though they switched rosters. not having those two teams would bring viewers down to low and we do not want to lose out on profits
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>>146269587
I mean he's probably a really cool guy irl, friendly, funny etc. and people can joke about him as an inside thing. But he's total dogshit at the game.
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>>146268836
rest little one
your time for tiredness is over
let your exams be, and let your body rest.
there is much dota to watch for now; until you regain your strength.
stay comfy.
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>>146269545
yeah but i mean, in my bracket every game i've played so far has just been 2-1-2
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>>146269493

There's more to farming than last hitting creeps. Fear is probably still one of the best carries.

Also, if you weren't such a goddamn newfriend you'd know misery is the original team destroyer from back in the wc3 DotA days.

>>146269594

Mid-lane and safelane are totally interchangeable right now. There's really no difference since it will turn into a 5v5 shitfest anyway. This is why good players like miracle are given safe or mid according to the hero he's playing with.
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>>146269635
>inb4 some literal who team stomps either one of them out of the TI
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>>146269373
Jungler are hated because it leaves the team 4v5 while the jungle has the attitude of "of we lose it's not my fault because I didn't die".
Easiest carry probably is juggernaut. Q to farm when your lane is very hard, escape (you can tp while spinning), dodge spells, W to heal up (I skill this early if im being pressured hard, 1 skillpoint usually is enough) E is situational, dont skill it when youve complete freefarm as the rng fucks with the lane, skill it when youre 1v1 so you can trade hits better, R for an instakill when the enemy is alone. Basically just farm, wait for your R, kill someone with it, take a tower with your E, then go farm again. I like to go blink basher/abyssal but srsly juggernaut is so fucking versatile. S&Y, shadow blade, battlefury srsly everyhing works on him. But pls DONT GO AGHS. It's shit. Literally the worst aghs in the game.
He is a cool samurai dude with a sword and a spell from FF7. What's not to be loved about him?
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>>146269476
>huskar lifesteal was 0 difference on viability
he went from trash to OP to viable to currently subviable-without-dazzle
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>>146267168
>i know this feel
Dem dorfs man, dem dorfs
>>
Juggernaut offlane

Rate
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guys i'm literally getting worried right here now so read my blog
>file for vacation during Manila Major
>eat hotdogs the whole week because i'm craving it for some reason
>go take a shit
>sniff.jpg
>wait i think i know this smell
>my shit smells like hotdog
it has been like what a month now and my shit still smells like hotdog wtf do i do? am i gonna die gulag ;-;
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>>146269409
>>146269449
>>146269479
>>146269551
Thanks. Sometimes I wonder how popular Dota 2, and MOBAs in general, are just because how intimidating they can be
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>VG won open qualifiers

What are the chances of them winning 1/2 of the slots for TI6?
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>>146269952
Do you drink enough water? Your piss should be the same colour as fresh water
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>>146269594

I think it's a huge meta snowball that started with bounty runes, then more passive gold (which was meant for easier rotations and more support farm which in turn translates into tighter smoke timings), 50g TP, powercreeping heroes (YOU GET A BUFF, YOU GET A BUFF) and more cheap items with actives.

Also, there's no reason to keep an efficient farming pattern when you can just smoke, kill a couple supports, force an engagement and get way more gold.
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>>146270017
Doubtful
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>>146269913
>item dependant hero
>offlane
nah
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>>146269737
>newfag
kek, I've been playing dota since 2006/7 and dota2 since it was invite only.
If you arent such a fucking dumbass you'd know that Fear and EG was literally carried by the paki kid (storm being broken) and aui.

>theres more to farming than last hitting creeps
yeah and its fucking nothing. theres no good carries, only bad ones.
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I like playing weird nonmeta shit, teammates get buttblasted for no reason. It's like you absolutely need to copy pros in 4k bracket to win lmao

Am I a Dota hipster
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>>146269737
i just HOPE we get a neutrals bounty buff next patch

i am not sure tho what should the madman do to bring the original 1v9 again
i loved those time

>>146270065
>Also, there's no reason to keep an efficient farming pattern when you can just smoke, kill a couple supports, force an engagement and get way more gold.

yeah that is why playing offlane/mid right now is the best way to farm mmr
fucking farming skills wasted down the drain

also you with highground defend being harder than ever, there is no reason to have a good laning phase
>>
Am i the only one who sees how gay fly and bdn are for eachother? Go find any moment between the two online and tell me johan hasn't taken fly up the butt.
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>>146269876
you shits claimed he'd be OP
huskar hasn't been OP ever thanks to lifesteal
he was OP when he could orb walk in ghost scepter or mass meme crests with 98% magic resist
NEITHER of those had anything to do with lifesteal

in his only OP patches he'd literally not get lifesteal
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>>146269635
>in case it was not painfully obvious
It is.
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>>146269913
doesnt seem that great, needs exp to be scary at ganks and even then its a longer cooldown ult
try gyro offlane
decent ganking at lvl 3 with 2 in barrage and 1 in rocket,really hijgh nuke potential by lvl 9, has a mediocre steroid for catch up farm
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Artezy
s4
qojva
synd
yaozir

in same game

7.2k mmr avg
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>>146270017
who drew this? this looks like a loading screen back in dota war3 daays
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>>146269876
If you actually looked at the wiki at the time lifesteal always worked. Only other orbs have been enabled. You are shit.
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>>146270114

It's a real shame you've been playing this game for so long only to achieve such a minimal understanding of it. I guess it's really just a game, and thus ignorant people are entitled to their opinions about it.
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>>146270024
4 glasses a day , am I gonna die?
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>>146270345
idk m8. got it from a fanpage.

>>146270345
;_;
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>>146270229
> tfw team reports you for buying aquila on am
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>>146270017
Basically impossible with vg.r, wings and cdec all playing.
>>146270338
Literal whos, look at a the qualifier kiddies
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>>146270338
what if someone setup a 24/7 stream with the most highskilled game played atm
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How many bongs until the EU qualis start?
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>>146270327
>Team LODA
>Team RITSU
>Team BULBA
>cucks 4 life
ayyyyyy
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>>146270485
would be pretty dank
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>>146270338
kokva spamming gg wp at everryy s4 death
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>>146270507
Oy! about 7 bongs!
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>>146270386
>claims to understand the game
>proceed to call fear is/was the best carry
You just outed yourself as an american; dumb and self righteous.
There's literally nothing support/mid/offlane player could not do that a carry player could do.
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>>146270273
https://youtu.be/wAor3v_dsSU
Fast forward to seven minutes. Watch fly as he comes on screen. Watch his body language. Where he cheats out. THEY HAVE DEFINITELY FUCKED.
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>>146270806
puppey is literally twice the size of n0tail
>>
how the fuck do you 3 star its pure magic?
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>>146270691
Fear literally missed so many CS as QoP on this OQ.
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>>146271071
invoker I guess
max exort + aghs meteor is 162 damage per tick
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>>146270691
Not the guy you've been arguing with but claiming that fear wasn't among the top 5 if not top 3 carries in the world is pretty lol.

He was one of the most consistent carries in the game during the time he consistently played carries for EG. He may not have always had the most perfect CS at 10 minutes or made the flashy plays but he always played a good game. He has now transitioned to being one of the most consistent supports in the game now too.

I'm interested to see if he can actually play carry for EG now though with other carries like miracle around though and not playing carry outside of pubs consistently until recently.
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>>146270327

>My level of stupidity is so infinite I have never heard about seeded brackets

WOW just wow.

4chan really has the most interesting specimens of autistic idiots you can find.
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>>146271071
>>146271198
Nevermind i'm a retard. Initial damage is 162 and burn damage is 36 per tick. Still doable I think
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>>146271071
Hey!
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>>146270345
Valve had kunkka draw a few new ones for dota 2 IIRC
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I'm learning how to lucid dream so I can be with my Lina forever. Any tips?
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>>146271392
Choose the better sister.
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>>146271472
You first.
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>>146271309
without playing the worst support in the game
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holy shiy.rtz is shit

killed himself.to a pugna ward while playing tinker like a 3ker
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>>146271509
2k?
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Prophet here. Alternate will dumpster secret 2-0 in the qualifier finals

screencap this post
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>>146271509
>CM
>Bad
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>>146271210
Claiming he's consistent when all he had to do is farm, push towers, and fight when he can is atrocious. You talk as if that's a plus. THATS A FUCKING REQUIREMENT. Stop comparing him with Xboct. Xboct is literally dogshit tier. If you can't be consistent as a carry which is the easiest fucking role, you have no right to play as a carry. You're better off buying a courier and leave the game.
Like I said, there are no good carries, only bad ones.
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>>146271546
>>146271580
oh ya CM is great i love dying to literally everything at all points in the game while simultaneously have literally 0 impact without a bkb and aghs that i will never get because CM cant even steal farm from a carry if she wanted to

super awesome support :^]
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>>146271682
Yup, 2k alright.
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>>146271682
That's just garbage positioning on your end then.
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>>146271682
Mid autist here. I tried CM once

>babysit safelaner's ass
>wait I have all my spells and he's not dying. I can bail
>gank mid
>kill mid
>gank enemy safelane
>kill enemy safelane
>wait for the fag to respawn
>kill him again
Oh shit reaction teleports
>juke into trees and plant a branch to block the way
>eventually 4/0/2 in 6 min

And then the story of how I had to be carried for the rest of the game because this hero doesn't do anything after 10 min.
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>>146271641
>comparing him to xboct
When did I ever say that? Lmao. That is my first post in your stupid argument with whoever.

I'm comparing him to the chinese and euro carries of 2015.

Also if you're ready to complain about every carry then go and become the new miracle then.
There are good and bad carries, the "good" ones are ones who can perform during moments of pressure like EE or Arteezy. The actual great carries are the ones who can do consistently in games over dozens of games like fear.
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>>146271861
>doesn't do anything after 10 min.
haha yeah all that as/ms slow is literally fucking nothing.
>>
>>146271787
oh ya my 500 range spells totes let good positioning happen and my slows will also totally let me kite the magic immune life stealer coming to collect his free kill. my 2 armor and 700 hp will keep me alive as well but if not i can also rely on my incredibly slow move speed and amazing escapes. its the perfect hero tbqh, why would i ever want to pick something good like a lion instead?
>>
I can't bring myself to play anymore
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>>146271920
>50 as

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>146271920
too bad bkbs and other things that purge that exist. its not like one of the top carriers currently gets one for free or anything
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>he doesn't rate Big Dick Fear
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>there are actually people in this general who think CM is good
>there are actually people in this general who think there is any reason to pick CM over any other p5 support

holy shit i knew you guys were bad but i had no idea you were this bad
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>>146272151
Honestly as TI winners they should have higher quality groupies.
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>>146272209
Explaing why OG were picking it consistently at Frankfurt then?
>inb4 lmao they were just pissing about
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????
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>>146272209
>>146271991
>>146272064
>>146271682
>>146271509


All (you)
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>>146272209
Honestly, nothing more embarrassing than having multiple disagree with you, so you just stop replying to them and instead act as though you speak for everyone in a new post
It's really pathetic
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>>146272248
meanwhile G upgraded from dotagasm to this
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>>146272325
when were G and dotagasm a thing
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>>146272282
lul
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>>146272367
I dunno last year?
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>>146272271
>>146272323

>replying to someone who doesn't even play the game and only fishes for (you)s

do 4channers have an inability to learn? or it's actually my fault for being an autist that spends half the day in this shit website?
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>EG has to play a decent team before bo3s

What retard set this bracket up?
>>
Hey you people who said Troll Warlord is sleeper OP,
what are the good item builds on him?
I've had some success but I'm not sold yet.
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>>146272417
I'll defend my waifu to the death.
>>
Are Comanche our guys?
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>>146272482
>not buying sentries/gem against shadow blade slark
>tide kept ravaging bkbs past 20 mins
>mid player raged quit

yes
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>>146272464
Buy battlefury and rice untill youre 6 slottes so you actually do something.
Other than that maybe try offlane because he has great armor now or just repick tbqh.
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>>146272482

Only teams that actually eliminate secret/EG will acquire free "Our Guys" status.
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>>146272482
Their timber is.
The rest of the team are fucking retards.
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>>146270806
HOW DO YOU WIN THIS
THIS IS TEXT BOOK DOTA
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>>146272323
honestly nothing is more pathetic than someone getting BTFO and still trying to argue their retarded point

CM is an awful support, basically every other meta support is miles ahead of her in every single way. the only useful thing about her is the mana regen and even then its barely useful and only for the first 10 minutes or so, probably less
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>>146272282
you got me
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post useless items

ill start
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>>146272683
>badAbyssalBlade
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>>146272282
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>>146272482
They could conceivably have won if the teammates had ghost sceptors at appropriate times, and they didn't feed the slark

And if tide saved his fucking ravages until after bkb's run out
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>>146272427
>decent team
>Shazam
>Luccini
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>>146271892
We're clearly not on the same page.
What I'm saying is that there's no good carries, only bad ones.
Example:
Bad carries: EE, RTZ, Xboct
Normal carries: Fear, Matu, Nolans
Being consistent is not a plus when you're pos 1, its a requirement.

There's literally nothing a mid/offlaner/support can't do that a carry can do. Which means that you can change any pos 1 on any top team with a pubstar and still get almost the same result.
The only guy who can be considered a good carry, is Miracle. His mechanical skill is off the roof.
Which can only mean one thing, there are no good carries, only bad ones.
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>>146272847
>le carry is easiest role meme

t. cuckport
>>
>9 hour and 10 minutes before America OQ last part
>Not today and Vulture still listed as Invited teams
>Both of them went to OQ
>NoT notified Valve admin the change
>Still no page update
What did Valve mean by this?
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>>146272974
That they literally don't care about NA?
rightfully so
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>>146272957
explain how carry is harder than anything, literally all you do is pve creeps all game until the last 5 minutes of the game. every single other role does more and has to think more at every point in the game
>>
Hero concept:

HEXUS, the hexer:
----------------------------

Q - Quex: Turns target enemy hero into a pig.
W - Wewex: Turns target enemy hero into a sheep.
E - Exex: Turns target enemy hero into a chicken.
R - Ultimex: Turns all enemy heroes in a 500 radius into frogs.

y/n?
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>>146272957
>hitting creep is hard guise!
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>wake up
>d2g only fishing for (You)s and being mean to each other
Cmon guys can't we just be nice to each other for a day and act civilized?
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>>146272957
Sorry ameritard, I'm a carry/mid player since wc3.
Support and mid are the hardest roles no matter how you spin it.
A good enemy support will fucking ruin your game.
This just shows how little you know about the game.
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>>146273058
Most broken hero in the game
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>>146271392
don't do it, lucid dreaming or fucking with your sleep in general can lead to random seizures even in the complete absence of epilepsy also...
lwhere is her penis?
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>>146273098
>anons explain why other anons views are fucking retarded
>y-your just fishing f-for (y-you)s

literally kill yourself, you are wrong, deal with it
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>>146273058
I'm gonna need more info on that.
What attribute is he?
What's his stats/stats growth?
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>>146273058
nice la
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>>146273157
Got any sources?
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>>146273103
>its true because I said so!
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>>146273042
Noone ever argued that hitting creeps is hard you fucking moron. Carry has the hardest lategame decisionmaking and the most lategame fighting/pushing impact where the bad ones will fail and good ones wont. If you (cuckport) dont fight well in the heat of the moment in a 50 min fight noone cares. If a carry does a slight mistake it WILL cost you the game.
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>>146273284
no because it's not true he just doesn't want you to be with his waifu
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>still 2 hours for the secret hour

I can barely contain the excitement
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>>146273315
>>146273316
t. 3k mmr
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>>146273284
It's spongebob
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>>146273058
Autism: the post.

Baumi go back to playing ability draft.
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>>146273423
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>>146273316
>fight well in late game
Hitting hexed/stunned enemy isnt hard anon.
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>>146273316
>Carry has the hardest lategame decisionmaking
literally told when to go by mids, offlaners, or support initiating. there is no dicision making as a carry, you literally just right click things and beg your team to bail you out when you fuck up
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>>146273284
just look up anything that has to do with sleep depravation, there is something called deep sleep that you have to enter to achieve a state of REM so that you can actually rest while you sleep. this does not happen during lucid dreaming and well your pretty much depriving yourself if you let this interfere with your 8 required hours also...
drow is best waifu
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>>146273410
Look at Loda for example. He farms well, but consistenly loses Alliance the game because his decisionmaking and fighting arent on point.
Then take a look at miracle. Godly mechanics and always one step ahead of the enemies with his decisions. That is a good carry.
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>>146273059
>>146273042
>believing the carrying is easy meme
hello "high skill"
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>>146273496
>>146273593
>everyone does everything for you
Man you cuckports really have the most cancerous form of dunning-kruger holy shit.
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>>146271392
wtf is lucid dream?
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Dotards, why do you not have a single genuinely cute champion?
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MAELRAWN THE TENTACULAR:
Dire Strength Melee hero

Q: Tentaculate
>Extends a tentacle to grapple with target hero. It attaches to a hero like weaver bug and reveals them until they become far enough away from Maelrawn. Has a short cooldown and can have up to 1/3/5/7 tentacles active
>Each tentacle has a % of Maelrawn's HP, and Maelrawn takes a % of the damage the tentacle takes, and it slows the target, pulls him towards Maelrawn
>Units grasped by tentacles are constantly attacked with a melee attack treated as Maelrawn's normal attack, including all orb effects, dealing a % of his DPS. This uses a separate cooldown from his normal attack.

W: Thrash
>Crashes tentacles around Maelrawn, each of his 8 tentacles striking a random AoE three times. Deals a % of your hp in damage and can hit any unit up to 3 times. Units grappled by a tentacle are hurled around chaotically, immobilized and disarmed for the 2 second duration

E: Draining Touch
>Maelrawn's attacks siphon essence from enemy heroes, giving him bonus maximum HP and HP regeneration for 40 seconds that stacks on each attack. Gives +10/15/20/25 hp and +1.0/1.5/2.0/2.5 regeneration per attack

R: Whirlpool
>Maelrawn summons a colossal vortex of swirling currents at the targeted AOE, spinning and damaging enemies caught in the eddys. Enemies are swirled in a spiral inwards to the center of the AOE, but can escape by moving out.
>Takes 1 second to form and then deals heavy damage per second and high swirling speed
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>>146273619
Just stop trying to argue with the people that genuinely believe that carry is the "easy" role on every team and every carry minus miracle is utter shit and replaceable with a high mmr pub carry.

We'll also ignore how teams have gotten noticeably stronger/weaker by changing carries.
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>>146273760
Auroth is cute!
CUTE!
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>>146273760
Neither does the competition.
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>>146272819
Shazam has multiple players that have played at TI I would definitely consider them decent
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I dropped from 5k2 to 4k1

remember me as cancerous alche picker :DD cya

(no fun)
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>>146273619
>>146273619
>>146273701
>>146273812
Hello 3ks
Even 4k scrubs know carry = easy
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>>146273838

How is auroth's shit? I don't think it's warm at all. Is it completely solid? Like crystallized and shit or what? Could it be used as a weapon? Maybe even cut into jewels? Dota is such an interesting world to spend time thinking about.
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5 decides which role in Dota is objectively the hardest
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what's the best nigger music to listen to while you RR in ranked games?
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>>146273971
4 Obviously.
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>>146273896
what?

Also alch pickers are the worst
>let me farm 4 farming items so that i can use my farming ability to farm faster

xd
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>>146273838
""""""CUTE""""""
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>>146273969
ur sick
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>>146272209
Manilla.
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>>146274074
That's a four letter word for any thought to big for your mind.
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>>146274181
ur sick in the fking hed
noob

seek
suicide
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I'm a 4.5k player and i can't carry 10 straight 2k games.

My enemies pick 3~4 strength carries and the game last for 50 minutes until my carries can't outcarry them and i can't 1vs4.

This patch is the worst, 6.87 i could win 40 straight matches as invoker and now can't do shit because muh memestr 4k hp xd
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Is clockwerk the second most useless hero in the game?
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Would you play a fox hero?
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>>146274291
I'd let him support me if you know what I mean.
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>>146273969
It would be warm and stinky otherwise what would be the point of eating it? I guess you could put some in your iced tea.
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>>146273619
>>146273701
post your dotabuffs
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>>146274264
I guess its time to change ur """""""main""""""" hero to one that can carry.

How do those carries even function in late game when you EMP them though?
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>>146267390
have you even been there once since rtz joined secret the second time? rtz gets hate for pretty much anything he does wrong
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>>146274264
>my carries

found ur problem

if you want to rank up you play carry or you play mid, and if your lategame carries aren't good enough, you play carry mid
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> tfw 0 friends even online
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>>146274438
I'm playing mostly kunkka and tinker.

I can get some free wins with PA and Naix mid, but i don't wanna play them.
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>>146274264
>shitter can't adapt to new patch
>wahh why is this patch sooo sheeeeiiiittt??????
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>>146274510
But there's 143 of us online here?
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>they thought pro teams would lose to random cheese strat
>I'm just as good as pro teams I play at 4k
>Dota isn't that hard a game you just click like 5 buttons at most
What's it like having your pathetic world view shattered you dumb gameshitters
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>>146274618
>implying the qualifiers are over
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4K GENOCIDE

FUCKING

WHEN
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>>146274264
You play invoker mid and can't carry a game?
You're doing it wrong anon. I can single handedly destroy a 5.7k mid back when I'm a 4.9k retard.
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>>146274510
Just add me qt. I'll be your friend. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
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>>146274716
Tinker/kunkka.
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eziest commends of my lyf
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>>146274615
>>
did veggies lose?
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>>146274903
no
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>>146274903
They will versus EGBULBA or Not Today
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Hello, is manta style a situational item only for templar assassin?
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Our boys Cucks for Life will defeat EG
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>you will never be good
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>>146275228

No
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hmmm.... Og and liquid are reddit
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WHO /FINSTACK/ HERE?
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>>146274742
> Friends: 176
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>>146275165
When I was split pushing, I'm always caught by drow ranger and slowed to death as I'm not ready yet to fight her. Any item recommendation(I bought tp)?
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>>146275436

BITCH YOU ARVASIT IT
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>>146275472
:(
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>>146274510
Do you wanna talk and hang out, maybe watch some games?
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>>146275436
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>>146275556
why is singsing so cool? Is it becuase he has to makeup for being a manlet?
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>>146275623
He's confident and outgoing
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>>146275623
he wasn't born with severe autism like most dota players
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>>146275556
I really like that dog.
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champs
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Did secret get knocked out?
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Is there a game on right now?
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why do you continue to play a game that you only enjoy 50% of the time or less, while the other 50+% of the time it's pure frustration being held hostage in a lobby for 45 minutes with 8 shitskin subhumans in it?
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>>146275532
its probably a bad idea.
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its nice to see singsong trying his bestest to go back to pro dotes
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>>146275873
Why anon?
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>>146275906
accolade?
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>>146275945
idk
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>every dusa goes for linkes and manta
>even in SEA qualis where people SHOULD be experimenting

When will someone realize getting a manta and linkens on a hero like dusa is fucking stupid and NO damage.
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>>146275873
>wahh d2g i don't have any friends
>i'll be your friend anon
>n-noo i'm fine alone...

You are the worst type of person, go away
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>>146276043
adelaide
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UM DOTARDS?
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not that i am a racist or anything but why do so many russians play dota

a russian stream has 20k viewers and dotas biggest channel, please explain

why don't they play LoL? is it because LoL has region block and forces them to play with eachother?
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>>146275871
Because i wanna be the very best
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>>146276193
reminder to sit straight and drink plenty of water!
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>>146276126
Not the pathetic anime poster before but

>i have no dota friends anymore
>i'm okay with this because everyone is either an erper, rager, or general shitter on d2g

I'm okay with solo queue thanks. I'll stay as an anon for discussions.
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>>146276051
>dat gif
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>>146276194
No one switches games, they stick with whatever played first

99% of the people who played lol never played dota
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>>146276194
Because ruskies can actually flame in dota and don't have to act like they're in a hugbox.

Do you really think russians could survive without cyka blyat? Nah.

Also dota has been out longer and they have a history AND lots of teams in dota.
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>>146276194
At one point in time the best LoL team in the world was russian
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>>146276051
Aww come on anon, dont cry now, we will just discuss games and talk about other stuff and thats all
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>>146276352
I played LoL first.

Then I switched to dota after TI1.
People do switch games, it's just generally a smaller population. Generally people who don't like the stagnant metagame of LoL are the most likely to change.
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>>146276352
This isnt true at all
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>>146273807
aaaauuuuutism
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>>146276541
Comparing heroes in the games, LoL is embarrassing. They have 50 more heroes and somehow end up being less diverse than dotes.
There's no LoL hero that's as fun to play as the ten or so most fun dota heroes.
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>>146276194
>paying real money for heroes in game
нeт, cпacибo
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>>146276775
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>>146276775
there's no dota hero at all that can compare to anything like riven or yasuo

even draven's little axe-catching minigame is more involved than laning as any dota hero

>inb4 invoker
it sure is difficult memorizing nine whole things before pressing cold snap and alacrity to get a free kill :^)
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>>146276051
c'mon faggot, stop being a pussy ass bitch and post steam
>>
Homogenous teams are always the best
Look at navi & alliance, they have been stable competitors for years, homogenous teams

Look at EG and secret, shitskin infested mongrel teams, are they stable? Are they competitive? nope

Imagine how it'll be when our countries are like that
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>>146276963
>riven

lmao, nah that bitch was zzz tier
I'm not going into this because this is d2g and NOT SHITPOST GENERAL but haha.

I'll keep playing actual fun and diverse hero pool. Also nothing in LoL will ever be as satisfying as playing ember and getting those cleaves crits for rampage or slights into bolas on multiple heroes. Such an amazing feeling.
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>>146276941
>BadoldET
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>>146277104
>OG
>>
>Sees alche in team
>Stacks
>12 min rad despite him getting 0-2 from ganks
>ez +25

this is getting funny
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>It's a "ex-LoLfags go on a nostalgia trip remembering when their game was alive" thread

fuck these reruns, just one hour more for the qualifiers to start let's endure it
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>>146277208
OG is a super unstable team carried by a single player, mirookle

Mostly they've gotten lucky the last couple tournaments because all the good teams fell apart
>>
why do dotards get so mad when league is brought up
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>>146277330
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>>146277271
SEA is playing right now and it's kinda entertaining.

I'm mainly listlessly playing until Secret games.
I'd be more invested in SEA if fucking Jimmy Ho's team hadn't thrown.
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>>146277030
Stop being mean to him
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>>146277379

yeah I'm watching, but no one is talking about it or shitposting

it's not the same as when secret/eg play
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Do people like this alchemist get to 5600 mmr by just spamming alchemist mid and slark safelane?

I fucking decimated him and I'm only 4500
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>>146277373
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT & SEE WHA THAPPENS AT TI6 HUH?

Have you forgotten that notail is shit? that moonmeander is shit? that cr1t is shit? that fly is shit?
where would they be without miracle? Oh right on another shitty team that can't win lans
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>>146276541
I switched because of several reasons
>Friends quitting lol/switching to league
>Riot's consistent failure to follow up promises
>Bored with the game's staleness due to Riot being a shit at fun
>Done with Riot's fun policing (pic related is the audience/playerbase Riot wants)

>>146276775
There are some fun champs in LoL. Mine are notLich Brand, Jarvan, notEnigma Malzahar, FiddleSticks, Singed, notTechies Teemo and Nautilus.
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>>146277461
There should be shitposting when Jimmy plays again on the 23rd, as long as his team performs there should be consistent discussion the whole way through.

No one gives a shit about china however, so if you watch China you're out of luck. I am sleeping during China opens so I'm lucky on that lmao.
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>>146277030
ur not going to make any friends with that attitude
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>>146277502
>mom ursa
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>>146277618

Is that real?

I think people should behave more and shittalk less ...but the "ez" thing makes my smile every time, specially when it's a super close game or when the shitter that got carried says it.
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>>146277786
Yes it is real
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>>146277749
Get with the times grandpa
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>>146277749
it werks
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>>146277696
awawefwerfrfgth i cant be mean to cute sk bro :3
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>>146277786
People saying "ez" after a 60+ minute game is one the only things that tilts me actually. They still shouldnt get banned
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What do you think of my courier /d2g/? :3c
What should I name it.
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>>146277696
Are you that anon he responded to?
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>>146277786
Not the poster of picture but it's real, they have extreme fun policing issues.

You know how sometimes you'll go through shit ton of flaming matches in game for fun?
Like call your shitty naga for their shitty build or call someone out for being a cunt or your russian teammates saying they'll fuck your mom and you then proceed to say you'll make it a threesome?

You'd be banned for that shit lmao.

Also you get banned for "not following the meta". Wanna go mid as lich? THAT'S A BAN FOR TROLLING IN RANKED.
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>>146276058
You fail to understand the most basic thing about medussa. He is a tanker/carry, which makes manta+linken a core on him.

You're better off with another carry, with the same amount of farm if you wanna go for a damage carry.
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>>146277913
sninklewubbs the valiant
>>
>>146277913
bako
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>>146277886
but typing "gg ez" brings you luck in the next game
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>>146277913
panda express
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>>146277951
Here is your (you)
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>>146277948
>forging new meta results in a ban
Wew lad
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>>146277948
>Like call your shitty naga for their shitty build or call someone out for being a cunt or your russian teammates saying they'll fuck your mom and you then proceed to say you'll make it a threesome?
you should be fucking strangled foe that
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>>146277948
>Wanna go mid as lich? THAT'S A BAN FOR TROLLING IN RANKED.
Fine by me, random rolling cunt.
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>>146277913
flying panda with a pink spherical shell around it.
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>>146277951
>He
>him
she's not THAT ugly
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>>146277948
Not this guy, but they banned some guy for 14 days for being passive aggressive in one of the games
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>>146277951
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>>146277951
>manta+linkens medusa
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>>146277994
>>146277886
>>146277786
>>146277618
>get in game
>mute chat from 5 enemies
>mute voice from 5 allies
>if someone is raging, mute his chat
>if everyone is raging, mite all chat

?
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>>146277948
don't go mid with shit heros s m h
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>>146277951
shes is not that tanky at all break her shield and she is paper you need a shit load of damage items so you can kill everything before they can hit you
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>>146278143
He probably had a history of being "toxic". There's no way it's a one game thing.
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>>146278212
>buying manta for illusion damage
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>Our happy couple is still not live

STOP FUCKING YOU DEGENERATES AND PUT THE STREAM UP
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>>146278028
It even affects tournaments too. People get punished for not taking a game seriously lol.

>>146278038
Which part of that actually pisses you off?
I mean if my naga goes radiance and doesn't micro her illusions or doesn't skill her illusion skill I'm gonna call it shit.

I barely talk though, I just mousewheel chat.

>>146278054
I mean I think it's stupid to ban for not "being meta".
Trolling and not being meta are different things.

>I see you choose bounty
>but you didn't play him as a semicarry?
>he's an agi hero anon!

>here's a ban

>>146278143
I'd probably be banned too, I just use mouse wheel chat.

>someone says something stupid or dies
>Well played!
>Be careful!
>We've reviewed your account and it seems you aren't communicating with your team. This game is a team game, make sure to communicate!
>14 day ban
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>>146278505
uguu~
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>>146277786
To give context to this picture, Pendragon is one of the founders of Riot.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA U KNO SMOTHING MIGHT B FKIN NICE VALV HOW BOUT RELESE FKING IMMORAL 2 HATS LA
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>>146278505
sorry buddy, but no stream today because some d2g autist tried to threaten Sheever
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>>146278286
>lich
>sacrefice autowins lane
>non stop ice blast harass because unlimited mana
>frost armor prevents right clickers from harassing
>chain frost kills the mid
Bad mid hero my ass
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>>146278415
Probably yeah, but even in the mail he gotten from riot they stated he was being too much passive aggressive and the chatlog they presented to him he didnt say anything bad at all, like used curse words or whatever
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Any upsets/surprises yesterday during the qualifiers?
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>>146278502
obviously not but its REALLY not core unless you desperately need the dispel, and you usually do not because a medusa with good items can take unreal amounts of damage through disables
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Hey...
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>>146277502
>mom ursa
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>>146277618
AHAHAHAHAH
THEY ACTUALLY BAN PEOPLE FOR MERELY PLAYING NON-META
THATS HOW FUCKED UP LOL IS

IF YOU PLAYED SUPPORT MORPH IN LOL
YOU'D GET SUSPENDED
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>>146278212
>hero not attacking
>320% bonus damage from hitting 4 nearby allies not pictured

plus, the whole point of that build is to become unkillable and THEN buy rapier for gg push
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Hey!
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>>146278886
this is literally the most internet tough guy thing i have ever seen
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>>146277786
Shittalk is heavily frowned upon in League of Legends. They also don't have LPQ, they just have mutes and bans. And those bans scale, I believe, from 24h, to week, to month, to permanent. Enjoy your money spent gone.

Remember those pics of mason where he swears massively on his teammates? In Riot games, if he was actually on a team whilst doing that, he'd initially be hit with a fine (which they can do because Riot owns the pro scene through contracts), and eventually just ban him from their scene.
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just one word for that terrorblade performance

inadequate
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>>146278886
>>146278597
>guy intentionally ignores his team and tries to pick a fight with dev for teh epic lulz

if you notice the heroes already picked, you'll see the only role remaining is lane support. That guy's just a whiny faggot who can't handle not getting to play mid lane once every few games.

It's not like he tried to persuade his team that gangplank bot was legit - he was just refusing to play support when the team needs it, and i'm sure everybody (even here) hates that guy.
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>>146276541
you are a minority

its like getting people to stop playing cod or wow for another game of the same genre

it wont happen
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anyone want to play some dota?
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>>146278897
>In dota we multiply all aoe damage by the number of targets it COULD hit!
>thus split shot is a +300% damage steroid XD!!

lmao so I guess magnus's shockwave is a literal 1500 damage nuke at level 7 HOLY FUCK
and aghanims poison nova deals 8800 FUCKING DAMAGE
AND MEEPO GETS 7000 NUKE ON 6 CD HOW IS THIS BALANCED?????
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>>146278897
>linkens manta medusa
>unkillable
I think you meant to say rapier feed push
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>>146279164

you are late broski

been playing for hours already, now the qualifiers are going to start. time to sit and watch
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>>146279062
Huh, permabanning for "being toxic" in game where people actually buy shit is something. At least Valve bans for cheats only.
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>>146279189
sand king confirmed for GOAT hero
>>
baldman from ESL streaming lol

twitch.tv erineeman
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>statsmanbruno and nahaz both in ODpixel stream
POTTERY
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>>146279134
so let me get this straight
his team forced him to play support by taking the other roles
and he opted to play support on his own terms instead of taking an additional carry and fighting his allies
and then he gets banned because his hero is "not a typical support"

so this is equivalent to if I go into a pub and watch my allies instalock mid/safecarry/offlane/jungle and say "PICK SUPPORT OR REPORT" and I pick invoker, buy courier/wards, and watch them sperg out even though I become the most high impact and successful hero on the map because support invoker is literally a better visage/rhasta/bane/lion/etc, because invoker is an OP bullshit hero who is amazing even when played as a support

and then some power tripping dev sperglord gets to ban me for a few days because I forged a new meta? LMAO am I glad we don't play that fucking shit game
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>>146279134
>be in a game with gaben
>don't wanna support
>choose another core
>WOW YOU'RE BANNED FOR NOT SUPPORTING ME

Fucking DEAL WITH IT. Being doomed at pick phase is gonna happen, you haven't even played the game and don't know if he'll pick support.

Also the whole "oh you're last, pick support" is a shit mentality to begin with.
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>>146278897
The gif is showing that the manta is worthless, unless you're against tons of silences to dispel there's no reason to finish both a linkens AND a manta. You get one or the other, so you have a slot open for mkb/crit/hex/whatever situational item.
In the particular game in question, they drafted a medusa + a very mobile lineup, so the snake just kind of wandered around and didn't do shit since she couldn't actually get into fights in time to soak up any major damage, but continued to build shitty tanky items while radiant just ignored her and focused everyone else.
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How come a professional studio like BTS can't compete with ODpixel in terms of viewers?
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why dont you buy bloodthorn on medusa?
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>>146279398
>NahazChamp.jpg
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>>146279134
do not try to justify this pendragon is literally sucking the maximum number of cocks that could fit in his mouth at that present moment
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Did you plus ultra'ed your enemies today, /d2g/?
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>>146279301
DAMAGE*POSSIBLEHEROESITCOULDHIT*DURATION

HOLY FUCK
SANDSTORM
IS
A
25000 DAMAGE NUKE
ON
ONLY
10 COOLDOWN
30 MANA COST

thats like the motherfucking force of 26 laguna blades to the face all in a row thank you based /d2g/ for showing me how to theorycraft properly by blindly multiplying values together in a way thats completely removed from any sensible discussion of strategy and practicality reeeeeee
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>>146279615
>Nuke
No, it's an AoE DoT
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>>146279134
>Team tells me pick support
>I pick Necro
>WTF NECRO IS A CORE
>BANNED
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>>146279725
DAMAGE OVER TIME
MULTIPLIED BY TIME
= NUKE
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>>146279094
VG won the open qualifiers with TB earlier!
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>>146279426
>so let me get this straight
>(some other story I made up)

no, this is the kind of guy who, as last pick, randoms invoker and then decides he's going to duo mid. He's not going to play ball.

Of course, if you live in a fantasy world where everyone who picks sub-par heroes is secretly a 9k smurf with 10000 hours on that hero alone then there's no reason why everyone shouldn't be allowed to do whatever they like. But that's a regular game of ranked LoL up there and probably this guy was just going to random support akali and feed.

also;
>and then he gets banned because his hero is "not a typical support"

no, he doesn't even get to random a hero. Pendragon just ends the game right there because he's played enough Dota to know what's coming.

>>146279443
>Also the whole "oh you're last, pick support" is a shit mentality to begin with.
At that time (it was changed in season 3 or 4, I forget), LoL's ranked system would place higher Elo (MMR) players at the top of the team. It's exactly the same thing as letting the highest MMR guy on your team play solo mid in ranked all pick.
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>>146278212
that's not the level 11 medusa illusions vs dark troll summoner skeletons gif
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>>146279517
because they put no effort into the stream production despite having a giant studio for it and let tier 3 token females cast it
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How to memedusa:
>radiance
>bloodstone
>mjollnir
>octarine
>skadi

Get with the times grandpas. Linkens, manta was a 2010 itembuild.
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>>146279164
Ill play with you if youre still here.. Are you on eu maybe?
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Manta is fine on medusa, its more of a farming item than anything else
the REAL problem is that it consumes mana, which is also your HP, and you have no built in way of regening that

Linkens is the shit item on medusa that you are kinda forced to buy anyways
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>>146279774
By that logic any damaging skill is a nuke. Gotta love that witch doctor bouncing nuke, or the enigma stun nuke, or that urn nuke.

Also, more LoL
Before they just automated all their bans with an algorithm, they delegated it to the community. They literally just allowed everyone (that was not previously banned I believe) to see these cases of people who got reported, and decide whether to hit the punish or pardon button. In the testing phase of this system, they even got IP for judging correctly (IP being the ingame currency to buy champions)
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>>146279918
where the fuck is your mask of madness
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>>146279838
but he didn't go duo mid
he randomed and took the role that was open and demanded of him, he just didn't do it with the hero they wanted him to do

>Of course, if you live in a fantasy world where everyone who picks sub-par heroes is secretly a 9k smurf with 10000 hours on that hero alone
yeah well thats who I am and I deal with shitstains who question me every single time I play outside of the box and would get banned by pendragon in something like 70% of my matches

>no, he doesn't even get to random a hero. Pendragon just ends the game right there because he's played enough Dota to know what's coming.

gee and yet despite being literally in control of the game, he is the one who left the random button on the pick screen and let you use it, then said you get banned if you use it lmao
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>>146279918
>radiance on a ranged kiting carry

replace that with MoM
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>>146279838
anon i dont really like to say this because i think it has no place in discussion but holy shit DEAL with it
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why dont just go full damage medusa?

>bloodthorn
>butterfly
>mkb
>daedalus
>mjollnir
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>>146280020
You can buy one but the entire point is ricing hard with only phase/aquila/iron talon and preferrably also maxed splot shot to hit a fast radiance timing. People underestimate the radiance on her, acting like she dies instantly, when in reality you are incredibly tanky with mana shield/stone gaze. Its literally her best possible damage item.
>>
Where is the stream? Did Sheever finally hold OD down and fuck his brains out till he died?
>>
Other slithereen should be able to use dark pact
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>>146280298
you can just walk away form her and she can't do shit
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>>146269359
don't listen to this fap shills, it's draining your energy away
be a real man, don't trade your energy for 5 mins of pleasure
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>>146280335
neither sheever nor od even know what sex is
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>>146280120
>ranged kiting carry
Nigga you have to get in there. Look at all the other items and their synergy with medusas skillset and each other. Radiance and mjollnir makes you an aoe monster and everything else makes you tabky as fuck. With bloodstone and the heal from octarine you dont die at all and if you would, press that R and rush in even harder.
>kiting carry
>the tankiest lategame hero
s m h
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>>146280396
>5mins
Not that guy but im having more like 30mins of pleasure
>>
When do the EU open quals start today? In 10 mins?
>>
hyhy is back!
>>
you guys watching secret games on open qual?
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Our boy's stream is live
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I know most of you are mentally challenged, here you go:

SECRET -> twitch.tv odpixel
KAIPI -> twitch.tv qwatr0z
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>>146280014
dota2 should have that too!
brb making reddit post
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OD has a nice plump butt tBh
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>Turn on ODpixel's stream
>Stream name is "backroom casting couch"
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>>146279517
because ""our"" guy gorman doesn't realize that taking females in destroys everything. i don't know if he fucks em or what's up with that shit.
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>>146280796
Whos but is that?
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>instead of 5v5 is 3v2â…“
>lose
End ,come to me aleady
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>>146280905
Sheever
>>
NEED SOME FUCKIN IMMORTALS RIGHT FUCKIN NOW LA
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wtf toxic
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>>146281017
I dont believe you
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>>146279615
>Being this shit at the game
Heartstopper infinite damage master race
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When will there be a normal hero banning option?

This "le randomly pick random number of heroes :^)" might be good for LeL but here it's just a load of shit. Cancer heroes seep through it every game.

1 player = 1 ban, that's it. That's literally all it takes for the game to be good and to end hero abuse once and for all.
>>
>>146280315
>mask of madness doesn't let you rice even harder
>>
I'll never understand this to be honest.

>TI Open qualis or even TI6 happening
>some random GRILL STREAMERS STILL STREAMS AND THEY GET VIEWS

I'll never ever understand.
>>
>>146281071
Look at that long slender legs who else could it be?
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>>146281141
od pixl?
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>>146281134
Their viewerbase is not teens who care about memesports, but teens who care about OMG A GIRL MIGHT SAY MY NAME IF I DONATE A FEW BUCKS
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>>146281123
I know it does, and i also bought one in a few games, but in general the radiance timing is delayed by those 2k even if it speeds you up
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Shit son

Im going to be rich
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>>146281134
>viewbots and 20 lonely guys who do nothing but throw money at her hoping to be her friend
every girl streamer ever
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>>146281107
1 player = 1 ban basically means the same heroes would get banned every game and the hero pool would effectively go down by 10 every game which means youd NEVER get to pick those heroes and it would be boring and dumb and youd very quickly hate it
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>>146281047
Good photoshop finnlad.
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>sheever can't remove all the cum from her hair
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>>146281357
How did she get cum in her hair, she spent all night pegging OD
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>>146281215
I mean if you want to pretend its a man then go ahead
>>
>>146281286

Yeah man, what a drag it is not to play against the FotM cancers that are spammed in literally every game.

Besides, it's not like everyone MUST ban a hero.
>>
can hyhy beat the pinoys?
>>
>>146281107
Just scrap this whole banning in AP and make people that wants ban PLAY IN FUCKING CM A MODE THAT IS REAL GAME
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>Burning is a support bitch now.
What a sad world we live in.
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>>146281467
whitefries x mineski?
>>
>>146281469
CM mode doesn't work, takes too long, drafter can be shit, people can't play everything and poor communication.
>>
Based OD already has production value videos prepared while the Jew did nothing I bet.
>>
>>146281107
Just play Random Draft, that's what chinks do like 90% of the time. Not joke either, if you check the Perfect World matches being played during prime Chinese hours every match from 6k+ MMR to 4k MMR is Ranked Random Draft.
>>
>>146279164
You too anon :(
>>
>>146281596
AP doesn't work.
People make retarded picks, pick heroes they can't play and poor communication.
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>>146281467
just stay in the trees bruh
>>
>>146281286
Make it so you have to queue with a ban pre-selected. That way you get up to 10 bans if somehow everyone bans different heroes (only likely to happen in 5stack v 5stack), instead of guaranteed 10. It also means you don't spend forever watching bans.
>>
does sheever live together with OD now?
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>>146281467
mineski x is 2 chinos, 2 sings, and a malay.

not even close
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>>146281739
Vice versa. OD lives with Sheever in Netherlands.
>>
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>jorien "massive fucking tits" van der heijden also known as sheever
>>
>>146281739
No, OD lives with sheever. It's her place. He pays her by living all the sheever femdom fantasies, as well as just menial chores.
>>
>>146281258
What site ?
>>
Let's go White Fries
Chink team in SEA qualis lmao
>>
>>146281842
They're not massive, but they are ample
>>
>>146281258
I'm pretty good at predicting upsets and wins but I have yet to hear of a single Dota 2 betting website that actually paid the person when they won anything more than a couple hundred.
>>
I'm not sold yet on KP's shekel boy.
He's hasn't been very impressive in his games.
Hope he steps his shit up before they face Secret.
>>
>>146281887
looks like vpgame
>>
when will finnstack play fuggg
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>>146282204
they are drafting with alternate rn
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>>146282118
KP have been scrimming against Secret since late/mid May.
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>want to play my shitty singleplayer game that isn't suited for windowed mode
>want to shitpost and watch the OD stream
>only got 1 monitor
God fucking damn it
>>
When's EU start?
>>
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Reminder that I am objectively the best Steam Dotard friend and you should probably add me!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

I also have a Windrunner set to hand out!
>>
>>146282030
>I'm pretty good at predicting upsets and wins but I have yet to hear of a single Dota 2 betting website that actually paid the person when they won anything more than a couple hundred.
Dota 2 shady sites or online betting in general?
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>>146282337
now u dummy
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>>146282261
any stream?
>>
Is there a neutral stream for the qualifiers?
I like OD but they remind me that I'm a lonely and bitter person and I'd rather not think about that right now.
Cheers m8
>>
>>146281842

women tits grow bigger when they get crempied regularly

OD is doing a good job
>>
Our guy streaming Secret games, boys.

"I could squirt you" -Sheever 2016.
>>
>>146282346
I can't remember the names I just remember they were esports betting sites that had commercials on BTS stream and Starladder stream, stuff like that. Looked them up and heard very little good.
>>
>>146282380
then why isn't BTS showing the Secret game? I refuse to watch OD and Sheever's stupid memecast.
>>
>Banned BM+ET
Puppey on suicide watch
>>
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>>146282412
watch in game
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>>146282342
>those previous names
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>>146282456
Because BTS can't compete for viewers with the meme duo
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>>146282342
Will you show me your weiner and boypussy if i ask you nicely?
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>>146282456
>I prefer BTS to OD Pixel stream

Neck yourself you idiot Doturd.
>>
>>146282393
dunno, im watching ingame
>>
>cap is playing for vegetable

based i hope they win
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>>146282323
>>want to play my shitty singleplayer game that isn't suited for windowed mode
what game

>>146282442
No shit. The one that was linked to BTS was shady as shit, i've read they paid you by making some shady shenanigans that resulted in you getting some sort of payment cancel from their side as the actual payment
>>
>>146282578
No, you'll have to bully me for those
>>
>>146282628
Black too.
>>
>>146282485
>>146282616
>actually having Dota 2 installed
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>Sheever embarrassed after learning what a "casting couch" is
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>>146282456
This post isn't even reddit, this is something along the lines of 9gag
>>
>>146282754
>>146282754
New thread
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>>146282662
I can bully you with my big weiner is thats ok
>>
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>>146277923
no
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>>146283284
Oh shame.. You both seem nice so i figured. I want some nice people to talk to everyday :<
>>
>>146265961
kek
>>
>>146254405
I calibrated at 1.4k
Dropped to 1.3k win loss constantly every game.
Quit ranked for like 3 months and just played unranked with friends and solo.
Learned how to play Ursa.

Solo Carried every game during around 6.80-6.82 all the way to 2.5k

Had learned brood in that time too while playing ursa and solo carried myself to 3.5k during 6.82 before it was picked competitivley and people would just run from brood instead of using lmao 1 aoe spell and un-phasing all the spiders.

I won 95% of my games as ursa. I lost maybe 3 games of brood from 2.5k-3.5k.

Pick a hero, be good at it, rinse and repeat that shit ever game. Currently in this patch I am playing Slark, ember mid and QoP mid. sometimes AM when I feel like it, and I'm winning like 70% of my games.

Just practise in unranked, learn when to fight, and when to push, pick heroes that fit in well with the team or do their own thing like solo jungle and then start stomping or just solo offlane and memepush the shit out of enemy.

im sitting pretty on 4.7k right now, taken a step away from ranked for a while to compose myself for 5k as I lost like 200mmr
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>>146278665
but theyre live
retard
>>
>>146281047
>>146281313
its not a photoshop
there was a reddit post about how the files for your report card are stored locally so you can just fuck with it, but it means nothing.
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