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>STATISTICS
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Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
FIRST FOR KALLE
>Secret
ppy LITERALLY feeding
>SECRET
WILL
>NEVER
LOSE
nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
BULBA THOUGH
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
od doesn't know how to pronounce commanche rofl
SECRE BTFO
Literally cucked out of TI6
>PICK AXE
MADMAN
Xth for ludwig
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
Finland Will Never Lose
>>146215352
Have the jenny's lost to their shit in other gens too?
post Misha
>dendi was the problem
nth for secrekt btfo
LOOK
AT
THIS
NETWORTH
!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A TEAM OF PRO PLAYERS THAT HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE SCENE FOR YEARS VS SOME LITERAL PUB STACK !!
lmao guys you're so fucking stupid, secret are just saving strats for the 2nd string of qualifiers, why would they play like the gods that they are this early? you do know that ti6 is still months away
Man, imagine being Comanche guys right now. I would literally throw up
>Haters forgetting there are two qualifiers>mfw secret fangays actually believe they won't lose on the second one too
>TI1 - Champion
>TI2 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI3 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI4 - Top 8
>TI5 - Top 16
>TI6 - Eliminated from Open Qualifiers
GUESS THE PLAYER
>MYSTERY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I REPEAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck EE is so worthless
Secret getting BTFO by literal fucking WHOS!
its happening
What's going on through puppey's head right now
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!?!
JUST
suddenly black horse show up
holy shit this year ti
>secret right now
literally 3 shitter cores being blown the fuck out and i love it
even if they win this game this is only round of 32
what fucking hope do they have
WHY DID EE RUN BOT INSTEAD OF BACK TO BASE
NO TP
HAHAH CLOWN 9 DOTA
cant wait till reddit cries about bo1's for oq even though there are hundreds of teams that need to play
HOYL SHIT MY SIDES THSI SIS THE GREATEST THING EVER
SECRET MEMED ON BY LITERAL WHO
KEKED OUT OF TI
ARTEEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SECRET IN FUCKING FLAMES
WHO /COMANCHE/ HERE
G-G-GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
sorry for english
why secret funny
no
If only he dropped his stick
Is it happening?
where were you when the ex best team in the world lost to a t3.5 6k stack
>ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD WTF
>>146215472
>mfw too comfy watching EE and rOtc getting eliminated before ti even starts
>Pooper this tilted because he realizes leaving NaVi was a mistake
FINAL MATCH OF THE NIGHT
literally couldn't make this shit up
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO UP TO SEE SECRET LOSE THEIR CHANCE TO BE TI?
>>146215472
>Universe leaving made Secret 100% forced to go into open qualifiers to go through a death run
>EG has fucking NA qualifiers where they will play like 6 SA teams in a row and stomp them all
>tfw finstack win is basically confirmed at this point
>>146215472
Actually post the 2 best girls instead.
>Sheever trying to make jokes
>OD stoic as all hell
Yeah there's no way in hell they're dating.
>>146215648
There's already been a couple of threads about this.
>Comanche
this is it guys?
This Timber is insane. Is it Lelouch playing it?
>letting timbersaw through
>>146215616
Valve should only give out 2 direct invites and let everyone else go through qualifiers. This is just abysmal performance from a """""professional""""" team that has a team house and salary.
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19075/whats-an-eloquent-way-to-say-the-secret-is-out
Reminder that the Secret is OUT
so secret is eliminated if they lose this?
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
I don't care if secret wins this game. They have no chance against other t2 team later.
>Secret LITERALLY in the EU qualifiers
WAS THERE ANY DOUBT THEY WEREN'T NA?
Sadly late game spark will win anyway
This can't be happening!
secret is fucking done, they're not gonna kill timber late.
>>146215764
can't you tell they are tired as fuck? it's 1:20 AM there and OD has 1 hour of jet lag
how autistic is d2g?
>>146215754
>dont lick until it drips
NO WORDS
MY SIDES...
POOPAN OUTDRAFTED BY RANDOM STACK
LE PRO PLAYER MEME IS DEAD
TIS
GAME
lol
Is Comanche a tier 1 team?
>>146215497
Reminder that Arteezy was alone in offlane for the entire game while Tide jungled.
TIDE JUNGLED.
where did it all go wrong
>>146215764
you dont have to believe me but I have insider knowledge that they are indeed fucking. my brother speaks to UK pros who pretty much comfirmed they were in a relationship.
COMANCHE
WILL NEVER
LOSE
>>146215923
His birth
I kind of want Secret to advance so they can later on get crushed by Kaipi. How embarrassing would it be for Envy to lose to Bone and Sing.
>>146215818
THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
>>146215853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ_3g1CrlE
Is it BO3 from the Quarterfinals onwards?
I wanna see how far my /Commanche/ boys go
is not Slark the best late carry in the game?
>>146215818
the beans have been spilled, it has been brought to light, show one's hand (or cards), draw the veil, take out from under wraps, break the news, come out with, turn state's evidence, let slip, get off one's chest, blow one's cover, see its true colors.
It's over. Secret won this game.
Screencap this if you have balls.
>>146215923
He didn't BeliEEve in W33 and misery. Karma is a bitch
>>146215610
>>146215610
JUST
>>146215893
this timber is literal goodrtz
>>146215980
less than lsoing to a literal memestack
THE
MYSTERY
HAS
BEEN
DISCLOSED
>>146215846
Yes. There'll be another round of open qualifiers on Thursday.They'll lose there too.
Why did Puppey draft himself Axe?
wtf are they doing?
>years of professional experience
>participated in multiple lans
>team house
>salary
>dont have to do anything but play dota
>lose to random stack of people that play dota on the side while they study/work
guess the team
>>146215995
Bo3 only starts in Semifinals
Quarterfinals are Bo1
who /Comanche/ here
>>146215997
lifesteler is the best early, mid and late carry in the game
>>146215923
Anime was a mistake
>>146215997
no. dusa/ember/naga is.
This time has no fear jesus fuck
>>146215980
Why would it be embarrassing to lose to bone?
EE has been praising him a lot. Sing on the otherhand...
>>146215846
They have one more chance but realistically if they can't beat ro32 easily then they will struggle in the next qualis
So there's a losers bracket right lads?
Any chance of Secret taking lesson from this colossal failure andbringing back w33 & Misery
>>146216094
Comanche are full of cutes.
CUTES!
>>146216045
>>146216045
Only until they kicked w33, now they deserve everything they get.
>>146216094
How long til Comanche.Arteezy?
>>146216104
the fuck is he doing
>>146215472
>>146215760
two best girls it is
Holy fug, I can't believe Secret is gonna get wrecked by some shit stack, top kek
Guess that's what you get for having LULBA on your team
Who is picking for secret? Still envy?
>>146216192
dumb awooposter
>>146216140
There are 2 qualifiers
>>146216112
I meant timber ,fml
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EE
IS
SO
FUCKING
SHIT
HOW DOES THIS SHITTER STILL HAVE FANS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did w33 cast a gypsy curse on secret? i dont have any other explanation
>>146215881
I dont think you understand.
The people that post here have been living in the same place for all 17 years of their lives.
They have never travel anywhere and are too autistic to pretend to be in someone else's shoes.
They basically self-insert in every situation and judge people based on that.
>LOL YOU CANT CAST DOTO FOR x HOURS STRAIGHT? LOLOLOL U NUB XDDDD
These are pretty retarded folks
Can't Shitrekt play in the 2nd qualifier?
I want them to be out but I just want to be sure
>>146216083
lMAO WHO cARES HAHA Xd
>>146216260
puppan
>>146216245
which one has the penis
I literally can't believe
this is a bad dream right
Heh.
Just as planned.
>>146216196
this desu senpai
What went wrong? Who is to blame for Secret becoming the shitshow it is, they won a Major not too long ago, what changed?
>>146216324
nah it's actually a pretty great one
>>146216327
pshhh nothing personnel when this guy loses in open quals as well
SECRET ARE LITERALLY GOING TO LOSE TO A MEMESTACK OF LITERAL WHO'S
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BETTER SCALING EITHER.
Reminder that Secret are winning currently
>>146216327
Who is the last boss of Dota?
>>146216293
honestly how could they be THIS bad?
REMINDER THIS IS A HONEYPOT ROUND
SECRET WILL BE BACK IN ROUND TWO
This casting lmao.
>sheever: slark has gem, that's gonna hurt
>od: he is secret
>sheever: oops, nvm IM TIRED
>od: shhh, its ok
Also this bickering is so couple like, no joke. I don't doubt they're dating.
>>146216360
They kicked the two players that carried them through that major.
>>146216327
Is PPD an evil genius? Is comanche under his command?
>>146215997
if you're talking about six slotted then chaos knight is up there
>secret about to get knocked out
>our boys Kaipi still in it
>>146216419
Comanche
>>146216045
I only like Puppey.
>mfw Axe last pick
>>146216360
>>146216327
just as planned...
gonna draft sumail pugna again?
>>146216327
what's the next step of his master plan?
>>146216094
Man that Manga was amazing but completely blew it with the ending. Shame they also botchered it hard with the adaption.
There is no way secret loses lmao. The other team will throw eventually screencap this.
>>146216424
just on mechanics alone they should plow through this qualifier. the skill just doesnt disappear overnight, right? puppey is playing like a 3k what am i even watching
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
WHEN WILL YOU AMERIKEKS LEARN?
>>146216558
HOW DID HE KNOW
>>146216439
>Comanche, a native american tribe
>raid style warfare a major tactic of theirs
>peter sent his american assassins to raid the EU qualifier
LIKE POTTERY
>imagine being on team comanche right now
>>146216275
it's amazing how the thread is finally getting better with all the cartoonshitters fucking off
>>146216558
ORACLE
R
A
C
L
E
>Comanche dream is dead
Late game decision will always be on favor of Secret, just look at the last teamfight
>SWNL
just a reminder
Former secretfag here
jumped to Comanche's ship desu
>>146216558 WAS RIGHT, HOLY SHIT
guys
can secret play in the 2nd qualifier or not?
Take out oracle first, loose a rax anyway.
gj secrekt
>>146216607
What happened to Secret being NA? Whenever they're losing, they're NA, whenever they're winning, they're EU.
Axe had sub 50% wrote even when people thought he was opened as shit
Axe is rampage in 20 minutes but still lose in 25 minutes garbage hero and has been for years
>>146216612
I used to play and I was 5.7k, a lot of times we would be winning against t2 teams like Ewolves and shitty SA teams and then we would just throw late game and lose to superior teamfight.
BASED GRANT TELLING HOW IT IS
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
I was shilling for secret but after seeing this I'm now Coasting with Comanche
>>146216673
they actually didnt place a senty and just let slark jump oracle
it's so bad
>post yfw Secret are eliminated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>146216660
here is what their voice chat sounds like
>DONT THROW
>DONT THROW
>DONT THROW
>>146216673
stage 1: denial
Looks like cyborgmatt started negotiating already
>timber didn't go aghs+aether lens
>went hood+shivas
Is this game losing build?
>>146216728
they're still an NA stack + Puppey no matter what
>>146216436
She said "it's tired, i mean it's i'm tired"
They're so fucking baked
>>146216360
I don't know senpai but season 3 when?
Comanche.Arteezy soon
SECRET. WILL. NEVER. LOSE.
>Comanche losing
>>146216728
>playing in the EU qualifier
>implying there is ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER that they are EU
>>146215497
Secret is outdrafted
>d-doubting
MEMEBACK ACTIVATED
>yfw they doubted
>Lifestealer didnt even attack RTZ
Its incredibly sad how Secret is barely winning against this team
>>146216826
Baked and horny. How badly do they want to jump each others bones right now?
>>146216805
they threw :(
>>146216558
>>146215881
>1 hour of jet lag
I don't think you get jet lagged from 1 hour. Hell, im pretty sure of it.
>>146216918
yeah and mousesports last year was NA lmoa
SWNL
W
N
L
I still think Secret will win purely through their late-game decision making, but this is still embarrassing as hell.
>RTZ forced to bkb
lmao this fucking shiter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEE TOO GEE B T F O
D2G SILENT
so this is the power of... EU dota...
>>146216319
m-me
>Timbersaw is 1v5 without dying and the enemy team can't fight him
Wow that's so balanced. How many lans does OG have to win before Icefrog changes this shit?
secret running out of bkb charges real fast against that tide though.
oh my jesus lord christ what the fuck rtz
they need ghost sceptors
they needed ghost sceptors long ago
Drag those bkb's out and stop wasting fucking ravages
Puppey for fucks sake you ARE the absolute madman
>>146217002
game is pretty hype to type, famlia
when does clq stream you fucking shitstains?
They finally realized they just need to ignore Timber and kill everyone else
Secret will counter-throw this
Screencap this post.
>it's a memeback episode
IF I MADE THIS FOR NOTHING I'LL CRY
GODDAMNIT COMMANCHE
>>146216985
its also hilarious
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/teams/16168-comanche
F
Honestly if this is how they play against a 6k noname stack then they're going to get BTFO tomorrow.
Comanche our guy status: REVOKED
Guys
I'm legitimately upset now
Secret may have won this game but that performance doesn't bode well for the rest of the qualifiers
gg
Secret got BKBs and Tide and Timber could no longer do anything. Puppey and Rubick both alone have more networth than Oracle and Disruptor combined
this is like every 6k stack ever
'guys we don't need gem xd'
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
DOUBTERS BTFO
NOOOOOO
FUCK OFF SECRET
>it's a secret giving false hopes to tier 7 teams episode
I said it.
I still believe in Arteezy
>>146217113
sorry anon
pretty good job though
>>146217060
i wish CLQ was casting these games DESU
especially the one where BZZ and Illidan stack had their 5th guy ddosed
>PPD's assassins failed
>>146217102
It's a secret has 4 cores
and commander has only 2, and being worse in the lategame due to inexperience, and not having ghost sceptors at appropriate timings
>>146217012
he can't push for shit so that's why he is so strong at teamfighting.
look at them now theyre gonna lose, thats what happens every timber game
APOLOGIZE
hourly reminder
EE will never lose
>>146216558
>>146216747
What did he mean by this?
When does Alliance play?
BIG FISH MAKE BIG WAVES
yo senpai give me that rtz alche midas aegis webm pls
>>146217113
I still appreciate it anon
>>146217113
wew nice m8 i appreciate it
I doubted, but who could blame me?
>mfw secret nearly lost to a fucking memestack
>mfw they're gonna get absolutely btfo by empire come actual qualifiers
CAN RADIANT FUCKING GET A GEM ALREADY?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SHADOW BLADE WINNING THE GAME FOR SECRET
APOLOGIZE
>>146217113
It's over.
where are u guys watching this
>>146217263
dumb blitzposter moving the goalposts
>>146217146
>mfw he dies in a month
Tide lost this fucking game
Nice fucking Ravages
Honestly this is all on the tide wasting all his ravages
>>146217336
Literally anywhere you fucking mongaloid
>throw order initiated
Woww......
>doubting
lmao
I want all the non believers to leave.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>doubting
>>146217159
Tide lost it when secret dove them like 8 min ago at their t2 top tower
>>146217384
nah he can't do shit vs these bkbs
it's actually just their whole team's decision not to get a gem
im actually really fucking saddened that Secret won this game. Why is secret so great to hate?
>ravage
>hit nothing
>refresh ravage
>hit the rubick
>rubick steals ravage after the stun runs out
THIS FAGGOT IS GETTING KICKED AFTER THIS GAME
HE LOST THEM THE GAME
This Tide is choking so hard lmao
>>146217384
Seriously. Joke ravages.
Guess not being a retard late game is what makes pros pros.
RAGEQUIT LMAO SHITTERS
RAGE
QUIT
HE LITERALLY RAGED
Based Tide following the throw order
lmao that RQ
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
GET FUCKED
>Doubting the most American team in the EU qualifiers
more like comanshit amirite
>rage quit
lmao
Instant Disband PogChamp
This is on the two fucking supports. How do you not realize that you need to spend all your fucking gold on sentries? Oracle ultied himself like 5 last fights
>Timber rq
LMAO
LMFAOOOO TIMBER RAGED OUT. I guess I'd be mad too if I played so well.
>>146217460
Nah even before BKBs
He would solo Ravage on free kills
You guys are all retarded for blaming tide lol. I bet 90% of d2g is not even 5k.
>>146217384
>>146217398
the problem is having 2 shitty do nothing supports who just die at the start of every fight
Tide is forced to using ravages because he's their everything in the fight
They needed ghost sceptors and to delay bkb's or to initiate
But they never could initiate since they have inferior gank ability
Is finnstack still in?
Can some Russian anon translate, please?
WHAT DID THE ORACLE SAY?
>>146217405
its not on gosu :(
pls halp
Reason why Komantse a s other new teams lose late games is because they hvent plyed late game that much due to nature of being new tewa
typical throws
Apologizeplease
>>146217310
>pauses
>discons
what did he mean with this?
>He rage quit because he couldn't win with the most overpowered hero in the game
>>146217603
twitch/ODPixel
we won
I want to marry Sheever. How do I accomplish this?
this
>>146217475
and
>>146217543
this
i would rage if i were timber too
>Slark is perfectly fine!
-/d2g/
>round of 32
>almost lose
>4 more games to go
i mean really what are the odds of them winning? there's still
>finstack
>kaipi
>danish bears
>polarity
>team spirit
all in the running
and secret literally LITERALLY almost lost to some random 6k stack
AHAHAHHA FUCKING RAGE QUIT
YOU KEKS LITERALLY DOUBTED OUR GUYS
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>>146217568
of course :DD
>commanche
>level 11 disruptor
>be timber
>carrying my team
>my retard tide can't hit a fucking ravage to save my life
>my lifestealer doesn't kill anyone
>everyone on enemy team has bkbs
>my team dies around me every fight and I have to 1v5
FUCK THIS GAME
>>146217589
Shoutout to some of this buddies.
>>146217656
be owen
DEE TOO GEES GUYS ARE RAGEQUITTING ASPIES GETING MAD OVER A VIDEO GAME
LMAO
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
SECRET SHUT YOU IDIOTS UP REAL GOOD HUH
WHY SO QUITE RETARDS???
rip /comanche/ ...
>>146217612
They also drafted poorly, didn't play early/mid game properly so secret was ahead on far all game long
Then lategame rolls around, and secret simply has the better lineup
>>146217643
>tinker
>overpowered
huh?
>>146217635
The game gets paused automatically when someone dcs tard
>>146217621
gtfo LULBA
>>146217652
reddit won
What the fuck.
Secret won't even face a real team until the semi's.
This is pretty bullshit desu.
so this is the power of 6k stacks
>Arteezy
>>146217589
he just send greetings to his friends.
>>146217589
something like "see what happens next time"
>>146217696
Doesn't matter. That Timber will we picked up by a good team in the next few months. The fact that he was streamed owning secret is enough to get him on a team that does shit.
Alright, how many hours until our guys, EG play?
>blaming tide for this loss
are you guys literally retarded or just 2k?
>polstack versus finstack tommorow
holy shit that might as well be the final
I swear if I have to watch this """"""""""""""""""""AnneDroid"""""""""""""""""""" for the EG games I'm going to punch a hooker.
>>146217805
kek was the timerplayer fakenicking?
EG start now?
another fine game ruined by OP Slark
Who are we watching now?
That Timber exploded
>cyborgmatt DDOSing the Timbersaw, causing him to quit and lose the game
How can anyone defend this team holy shit.
>post your face when Secret, VG, and EG all make it through their OQs and someone on the analysis desk at TI6 says something about how they beat the roster lock system by curbstomping randos
>>146217837
They've already won their first game. Don't know if anyone is gonna be streaming them though.
UHHH
I'M SORRY
YOU FUCKING BABOONS
WHAT PART DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND??
>S
SECRET
>W
WILL
>N
NEVER
>L
LOSE
GOT_IT???!!!
>>146217871
Don't worry, I'm sure based Grant will have you covered.
Also Attacker is playing his last match of today on his stream right now.
>>146217679
>kaipi
LETS FUCKING GO BONE
GET YOU CARRY GAME TOGETHER
FAGGOT
I can't believe EE is doing that anime glasses pose in the team secret lineup.
>>146217649
>twitch/ODPixel
wtf is this shit
>>146217871
just watch Grant
From one to your mom how assblasted is d2g?
>Tobi casting on BTS
C U C K E D
>>146217805
>this damagecontrol
>>146217745
almost losing against a random 6k stack
secret fangays really think they have a chance at TI?
rofl
Based ixmike telling it how it is.
>>146217871
ill cast the games on my twitch, maybe that would be better
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 3m3 minutes ago
Russian smurfers..
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 3m3 minutes ago
Russian smurfers..
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 3m3 minutes ago
Russian smurfers..
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 3m3 minutes ago
Russian smurfers..
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 3m3 minutes ago
Russian smurfers..
>>146217871
>>146217901
Grant should be entertaining. Too bad Barny is too much of a cuck to turn on his stream.
>have to deal with BTS' shitty stream for the NA qualifiers
>>146217925
The Gay Phoenix Pickers are losing to The Terrorists.
time to follow EG
grandgrant is streaming them
>>146217861
go polska~
>OD's shirt riding up and showing a little bit of belly
l-lewd...
>>146217805
Based Arteezy calling them out
GET FUCKED CHEATING SCUM
SWNL
Who Peru > NA here?
>Secret literally have a free run till the semi-finals where it's all a BO3
yeah this totally isn't rigged at all guys.
EE played really bad unil they got turn around right after COMANCHE took dire top rax
has he. Not played DO?
>>146217983
you really
cant believe that?
>>146218032
Like no one thinks that Secret/EG are actually gonna do shit. It's Liquid/OG/chinkstacks and maybe CoL, haven't watched their shit lately
REMINDER
Boycott BTS' feminist cast
Watch EG games on our guy Grand Grant's stream
/grandgrant
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS?
GRANDGRANT TIME
>>146218039
:^)
>Mason and ixmike's team is called "cucks for life"
Based
>>146218184
go eat a guy's ass
>Struggle to finish into the Top 16
>Almost lose against "Literal Who's?"
>Expect to even Qualify...
Which one's gonna knock Team Secret Out?
It'd be sweet justice if it was Goblak stack (w' Funnik & Xboct1) or even better if it was Singstack Styling on Secret with a meme draft
>>146218184
Shoutout to bandits Dima, Rinat, Adam, Grib
>>146218069
>you will never wake up to this
just fucking kill me already
WHICH STREAM ARE WE SWITCHING TOO?
does OG stand for "our guys" ?
>>146218184
your 4th word is misspelled in the translation
>>146218340
I'm watching Attacker for now, will probably switch to Grant once it's over.
>>146218340
anything not BTS
>>146218049
Kek, at least he has a sense of humour
diamond #kaigamers ww@
my boys kai and eosin are going to knock EG out of open qualifiers
>>146218050
Thanks. I completely forgot about grant stream
>>146218340
Grandgrant should be decent enough for watching EG as long as you can take the BM NA dota attitude.
Otherwise you're probably stuck with aneedroid or LMAO llama.
>>146218279
F
I
N
S
T
A
C
K
>EG bye game one
>Bye
>Buy
hmm......
>EG actually have to play against decent teams
>Secret played against 2k pudge pickers up until the last round
xd
>>146218304
>>146218367
oh I see
Who eill be the first super sayan of Dota ?
Who is this fucking bitch in BTS stream?
>>146218593
>claim NA is shit at DotA
>turn around and say there's "decent" teams in the qualifiers there
>>146218763
Don't even bother.
Just watch GrandGrant
Will this man win TI6?
alright I'M gonna predict what happens for the day 2 EU qualifiers for Secret
>secret vs kaipi
>secret doesn't ban timber
>kaipi picks timber for sing in honor of Comanche
>get meme'd on hard by cwm
>Secret loses horribly
>EE begs sing and boner7 to reform clown 9
>rtz kills himself
>>146218763
>not watching our NAshitter GrandGrant instead of beyondtheshekels
will our guys Veggie Esports finally do it?
>>146218763
/grandgrant
Don't bother with LD's dyke/tranny stream
>cuxforlife
>egbulba
NA is a fucking shitty region to be honest.
>>146218714
>thinks there isn't one
Invoker already has a super saiyan cosmetic.
>>146218763
Aneedroid
reddit shilled her for a week and LD took the bait
>>146218797
Who? Some Ad finem player?
>>146218806
SingSing timber is average as fuck
Now, if it was a Madara timber...
>>146218797
No he's about to lose this one you fool.
Who're we watching guys?
I saw EE had some bind that like highlights all of neutral spawn boxes when he was streaming last night, how do I do that?
>>146218810
>>146218790
>>146218829
That's a shame. I wanted to watch our boy TobiWan
>>146218847
disgusting
Anybody wanna play Dota with me? Just add me :3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>146218837
honestly, they should be disqualified for those team names. if they want to play professionally, they need to be more serious.
>>146218837
>Hating on OUR region
Just go to sleep, you fun-hating eurodog.
>Tobi playing Taylor Swift
>>146218882
No that's Mohammed Almheiri, Dubai's finest.
>>146218934
attacker
then switching to walmart guy
>>146219005
mad cuck?
>>146218934
Tober casting and listening to shitty songs.
I've been waiting the whole day for this.
>>146218806
Honestly if Commanche's supports had better positioning in the late game and just had a little more farm they could have won.
What is ixmike's stack name again? I wanna see how far they got in.
>subhumans back to the sewers
What a great first day.
>>146219089
Cucks For Life or something along those lines
>>146219089
Cucks for life, led by our only guy Mason.
>>146219007
>the only way America can have fun is by calling people cucks
ok buddy thanks
>>146218934
>>146218949
It's in options.Neutral-related shit that pops up if you hold alt. Same with tower range.
>>146219089
cucks for life
>>146218949
it's ALT by default
>>146219128
>fat AND disgusting feet
damn LD is getting desperate
>>146219004
its 2am go to bed or you'll be too tired at work tomorrow
Who's Mason playing with anyway?
>>146217849
?
tide wasted ravages all fucking game long
If he HIT ravages, and if they got slark pickoffs with glimpse, woulda been a totally different game
>>146219218
>filename
Is this the first time in the history of dota 2 that a region didn't get a direct invite to TI?
merlini will be streaming the games with 5 min delay, no reason to watch bts
>>146219214
You die if you work.
>>146219251
Ixmike
>>146219251
EG Bulba (Ritsu , Jubei , Yawar , Kitrak , Boris)
Cucks for Life (Ixmike , Mason, Mario, Wayto, KGB) (2nd update, Apparently Ush is playing with them but not signed up)
Shazam (Brax, MSS, Jason, TC, Pandaego)
Perky Pepperoni's (KVH, Bakemono, Monkeys-forever, Leonblack , Moiravus)
EWolves (Probably DQed) (Mstcao, Masakou, Smash, Iwo, Vann)
CNB-Dota (Fucinkenh, Tale, Shakir4, Guipepe (7.5kMMR), HihoNjin)
Vultur (they signed up for some reason?)
Soggy Mitts (470, Rolo, Godzhand, Zero, Futzeh)
Pain (Tavo, KingRD, Hfn, 4dr, c4t)
T B G (THE RETURN OF CHAMPLOO AKA SYLLABEAR AKA TYLER THE 1v1 GOD)
Kaidota (Eosin, Corey (former Zephyr), Kai +2)
EverNova (Slickz, MineskiFangay, Darknesshank, mercyplz, Xuan)
Infamous (Accelgd, Greedy, Bang, Kotaro and.... Jericho (who is on the Not today Regional team)
Team VD (Gogey, Vykromond +3)
EG (PPD, Fear, Zai, Sumail, Universe)
Exodus (fROZEN, BSJ, Sovergeign, Slayer and TheBigBadBird) (2nd update , BSJ apparently said Sovereign was off the team on 6/19) (5th?)
VoidBoys (Omegapwner, PATSOUL, Sneyking, Clair, 747 aka Suzy)
Leviathan (FlyingZebra (who said he quit dota), Monib, Shibby, Newsham, Jenkins)
Cheese EG (Goodn1ght, Glex, Zerfax, Silent and Saoulfou)
Team FredJ (Frogosss, Sckarr, Hfkjinkefol, Statick, Dreamss)
Vegggie Esports (Merlini, Black, Fogged, Blitz, Cap)
WS (WWD , Dotamaster +3)
>>146219270
?
Every hero of importance had a BKB
Wait, wait the fuck up... am I not supposed to level Jinada and shadowwalk first on Bountyhunter?
I am 3 weeks into the game and I have been playing bounty hunter exclusively since he can both roam and support, but I met a pretty high MMR person and he told me I'm retarded and I should max Shuriken in every situation
is tobi hammered already
AnneDroid may be chubby and mediocre looking, but she has 10x the game knowledge of Llama.
>>146219369
WAIT VEGGIE ESPORT????
>>146216360
Puppan destroyed his team synergy with his retarded pics, especially with rtz. W33 was perfect addition to EE, EE loves to farm and good at it, if left to do his own thing he can literally cary game himself. At the same time EE needs farm and things to go his way to perform good so he would prefer to be rather passive in the begining, loves to dive into the enemy be it DP or ember and once in a while he would do YOLO ending with fEEd. Now W33 is more aggressive early on, performs stable, and he was just in general a perfect addition to EE. When EE would dive into enemy to pull his epic plays, he would usually end up dying, BUT, because there is a W33 envy ulting into enemy as ember means that even if enemy gonna jump at him, W33 gonna combo all of them and if envy survives then he is gonna pull something out of his ass. They were THE perfect combo. I don't know what was Pupan thinking since he is himself plays greedy even as a dazzle, he replaced offlane for better I think, but rtz and ee are still 2 guys who likes to play greedy.
tl;dr Pupan destroyed team synergy and now there are to many greedy players in the team.
>>146219369
>no FluffnStuff
is this the year?
tobi is my favorite caster but i think this cunt is annoying. wat do?
>>146219438
i would get shadow walk level 1, jinada level 2, and then max shuriken, getting track at 6
Someone post the PUNISHED RTZ pic pls
>Tobi casting
>Some girl laughing on his stream
At least Grant won't abandon me
who is this girl in the stream with the guy
>>146218514
when does grant start on the eg games
who is casting with tobi??
>>146219438
why the fuck would you ever not max shuri
jesus christ just look at the numbers
>>146219438
If you're playing a roaming support BH then it's good to get jinada level 2, max shuriken after
>>146219170
odpixel is probably the most alpha personality weve had in dota2 for a while now. tall af, aesthetic with an outgoing and funny personality. not surprised hes plowing one of the most attractive woman in the scene.
there's no way that timber is 3.5k
>>146219427
so save ur fucking ravage and buy a ghost sceptor/euls, retard
nice fucking mek tidehunter what did u do with that? nothing
>>146219170
>stunning
>>146219504
EE is the one that picks and kicks players. Puppey just stands in the background.
>have to choose between Grant or Merlini
FUCK
>>146219476
That's why I don't flame Anne and I think I'd watch her if no one else was streaming shit.
Everything I hear about Llama is dogshit.
Based janny lost his mind again
Is there someplace I can see the brackets?
>>146219545
Grant
>>146219438
Well, its pretty easy to manage the shadow walk double hit at level 2, but yeah, shuriken is generally better to max first.
>>146219476
What's Anne's mmr? Llama is like 4.5k.
Quick, someone post a /d2g/ shoutout in Grant chat
>>146219550
>>146219593
>>146219613
are in game guides not reliable?
I checked every one of them but none of them recommended the mek upgrade boots and shuriken max
I feel it to be outdated for a lot of heroes too
also how do you manage early game mana, just carry around a lot of mana potions? is the teardrop good
Who is this Gay sounding Tobi casting at BTS?
Who is casting shazam?
I'm watching in client, and I have to fucking do my own camera work...
>>146219624
https://yasp.co/players/11865327
>>146219614
Sheever's the only woman in the scene, period
i bet odpixel has an 8/9 inch cock for sure.
Thanks Razogh!
How is Alliance going to qualify?
I didn't see them playing today
>>146219891
twitch tv grandgrant
>>146220025
dumb idiot moron redditor >_<
>>146220025
They are in Regionals
>>146220025
They got invited to the regionals.
>Tobi streaming on BTS
is joindota dead or what?
Grant is actually pretty based desu
>>146220215
DELETE THIS
>>146220215
Nah, they're just not really rivals anymore.
Often have JD showing up at BTS events.
Not really so much the other way around though.
>>146219518
Good luck next time Brian!
when is EG playing?
>>146220342
Those shekels though
what is "join dota" and "beyond the summit"
?
>>146220092
thanku!
>playing WR against a T3 pro team
I know the group of people getting trashed by BSJ lmfao
>florida dota
>good
Does "Riki support" work in pubs at all?
From looking at it, it seems that the playstyle involves around Riki roaming around ganking, then your supports providing Riki the wards while Riki builds his core items so he can transition to a semi core lategame.
Would he still be able to perform as a pos 4~5 support?
Europe > China > SEA > NA
>>146220497
idk anon xd
>>146220590
>SEA > NA
WHEN THE FUCK DOES CHI LONG QUA STREAM YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN 2K DIPSHITS?
>tobi hammered before the games are even going
OBJECTIVE DOTA 2 TIER LIST
Tier 1:
Direct invites
Fnatic
Tier 2:
Regional invites excluding SEA.
EG
Tier 3:
SEA Regional invites
Open Qualifier teams that make it to the round of 8
Secret
Tier 4:
literally who
>>146220552
If anything he's way better in pubs. You play him basically the same way you play BH - kill couriers, gank mid a thousand times, look for anyone below half health and murder them, fuck with junglers, except now it's a pub game so you don't have to worry about the enemy buying detection ever, plus you can steal farm from your retard teammates and transition into the secret carry
How would you like your casting, senpai?
are people like these following dota like 1 week every year or are they actually retarded? no offense, genuine curiosity
>>146220215
>>146220025
>>146220878
>putting Na'vi in the same tier as Liquid, OG and Newbee
?
>Argentina rapes Americucks
>I have 4 liters of Sprite and the good enpanadas are coming in 30 minutes
>Had a comfy ht shower and put my new winter crocs
>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack
Oh what a night!
>>146220883
I try but my retard team won't buy wards so I have to, which really delays my farm
>>146220942
just shame them and move on
>>146220937
By literally anyone but Tobi, thanks LD.
I wonder if Kemal "I Am Kemal" is thinking about DDOSing team secret opponents tomorrow.
>>146220878
yeah not sure about t1 fnatic.
They're WAY too dependent on DJ's performance, and mushi is too inconsistent.
>>146221005
>>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack
>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack>EG about to get BTFO like never before by some random memestack
kys
>>146221005
>south americans
either this is bait or you need to find something better to live for
>Shazam literally curbstomping this other team
>They haven't gg'd out yet
lmao, did Sumail enrich Zai?
https://youtu.be/uVorQt_Fw1k
>>146221005
nah, they are fine
NA OQ don't have russian 6k tryhards
>>146220552
I've been running the pos 4 riki build since he got tricks of trade cooldown lowered.
Shit's pretty simple. Buy PMS for agility and damage block and try to get a OoV asap.
Stab backs to push people out of lane and ensure they waste money on wards, only last hit when your carry isn't lasthitting and there's no one there to lock you down. Once you get boots, the lane should be warded, go gank another lane. Go full time ganks once you get ult.
Skill build is dependent on teamwork level of players on your team. Max Clock and Dagger first, as it translates directly to more damage and easier escapes. If you're having to secure kills, max blink strike next. If you're having to control the other team, max cloud next.
Pick up 2 value points in whichever you don't max first.
Get treads, diffusal, sange and yasha every game, along with any support items you need to buy. You should have an assist for every kill, which is how you'll get money to actually do this. If you have a good game or have to carry for some reason, get those 3 items then build butterfly/basher into abyssal/battlefury in whatever order you want.
Don't rush battlefury, it's does fuck all with your ult without a few agi items. Riki has objectively low CS even at very high skill, don't farm build.
>>146221009
If you think wards are a burdern on your item progression then you're actually an idiot
wards should ALWAY net your a return on investment by allowing you to farm in places and times where you shouldn't have been able to farm without them, including getting kills on enemy heroes
>>146220552
yeah I was playing pos 5 riki in this game, I was literally pulling the safelane and then I started ganking and easily got lots of kills and snowballed from there. I pretty much won us the game considering the rest of my team were dying like madmen to a team with LC+bh.
>>146221282
>Envy and Bulba at the urinals
Who is Tobi casting with?
Will I ever reach high skill lads?
rip attacker
is the girl casting with tobi a cutie or one of those whales everyone was posting earlier?
It's sad how far BTS has fallen.
>>146221110
>>146221287
>they don't know about "the revenge" plan
>kaci confirmed for ti6
gaben has shit taste in waifus
>>146221342
It doesn't help when I play on SEA and 4 of my team picks carries though, they are literally all degenerates
>>146221472
We say how _low_ something has fallen my non native english shitskin friend
>>146221458
WHALE
>>146221436
>Non classé
Americas Open Qualifier Insider here, ask me anything and I shall truthfully answer.
1 - Most certainly
2 - Likely so
3 - I can see it happening
4 - Everything points to maybe
5 - The future is foggy, ask again
6 - Unlikely but possible
7 - Don't count on it
8 - You should give up on that
9 - Not in a billion years
0 - You will die in a muslim bombing
>NapoleanBonerparty
>>146215273
why is it always the same two characters being posted on this general every time i check the catalog?
>>146221639
suh dude
>>146221639
Will Zai win TI6?
>>146221676
Because they're best.
When the fuck are EG playing?
>>146221472
>not watching based grant
>>146221676
All the other dotards are ugly
>>146221580
dumb frog poster
>>146221637
J'ai besoin d'être une putain de machine avec n'importe quel hero avant de le jouer en ranked.
t. perfectionist frog
EG OUT LMAO
EG OUT LMAO
EG OUT LMAO
EG OUT LMAO
EG OUT LMAO
poor attacker
>>146221580
I unsarcastically want Kaci to sit on my face and then live comfy family life with me in Seattle, WA
when does EG play HOLY FUCK
>>146220552
>Does "Riki support" work in pubs at all?
He works best on 4.5k MMR and bellow. 3k is probably where you would see the highest winrate since people are not completely retarded (so you can have at least some coordenation with your team) but still can't be bothered to spend 200 gold to counter him.
>From looking at it, it seems that the playstyle involves around Riki roaming around ganking, then your supports providing Riki the wards while Riki builds his core items so he can transition to a semi core lategame.
He works similarly to a BH early game, where you soak some exp and harass the enemy midlane or coordenate ganks on your safe lane.
You can even help your offlane by blocking camps, help zone supports out of the lane and even get some easy kills on junglers early on.
>Would he still be able to perform as a pos 4~5 support?
He can definately be played as #4.
You can work around your lack of farm till the 7~12 min mark but if you're not getting levels the hero is pretty lackluster mid game.
>>146221676
I agree the sisters are better
>eg getting two bys so far
>eg buys out every one of their opponents
PPD doing some backroom shit.
>>146221856
see
>>146221963
the second and last qualifier is in 2 days
"Fuck these open quals" -Sumail
>>146221676
?
I've been doing my best to spam best girls recently.
How good is Miracle at sc2 and csgo?
>>146221963
Team that was supposed to play EG in round 1 didn't show, so they got a bye.
EG should be playing real soon
holy shit Shitcret ALMOST gets c u c k e d
EG GETTING MORE SPECIAL TREATMENT LMAO
2 FREE GAMES
>>146221472
They've always had the kike. How can they get worse?
>>146221967
I heard he's a ban/pick in high rating CM as a support, but only because the team can build a comp around him.
If not I heard he's pretty meh
I might just stick to bounty
>Bye
>Bey
>Buy
really makes you think huh....
Is anyone else getting bad lag but have a perfectly normal ping/high fps?
Just played a game and my whole team experienced it, characters jumping around the screen and being unresponsive, but our pings were all between 30-40. Is this just Valve having shit servers?
>>146222095
>yfw EG actually paid every single one of these teams to DQ
they have the money to do it couldn't they?
>>146221974
Me on the right
Was it all part of PeePeeDoctors plan?
>>146222164
Secret had 5 free games
>>146222050
post more of these best girls
>>146222267Post selfies qt
PLEASE MEME MAGIC MAKE IT HAPPEN
this faceit layout is literally worse than reddit jesus fuck
>tubber on BTS
>grant casting cuckbois
memes haha
I like GrandGrant
t. euroguy
>>146222091
lol I bet you hate tomboys too gaymo
>>146222354
>>146222412
Me too.
I think he's a fucking retard but I sure do like him
>>146222395
HE'S SO SHIT YOU GUYS
>>146222180
He's significantly better late game than bounty unless you upgrade the wrong skills or don't have levels at all.
With just OoV he has a AOE slow teamfight ult. Throw in a Sange & Yasha, Diffusal, Basher whatever else. Late game you're procing 3+ items on whole team if they clump, you will reliably get two slows on it, mana burn, and someone getting basher stunned provided you just stand next to people dying.
He's legit better than bounty in every regard now but the track gold.
Literally forces a gem buy every game, and if they buy it too late you can just take it.
no but really why is tobi on BTS what did I miss?
>>146222472
Did you read the post he was replying to?
should I memecast the EG games?
I don't think grandgrant is very good at casting and his stream isn't very comfy
Really wish CLQ played in the open quals
>>146222594
woah what the fuck
is that really dendi?
>>146222594
Barnyyy?
>>146222594
can I meme cast with you?
>>146222594
I doubt you'd be any better anonymous poster #146222594
>>146222608
Barny CLQ and CLAN IRAQ stack. Literally TI6 qualification
>>146222746
>Barny
who?
>>146222649
yes he looked like that when he was younger
the girl on the other pic is polina, the navi chick
>>146222720
sure
add my steam
id/ganjaklopp
>>146222826
>ganja
no thanks pothead
that shit will kill you
What's his name?
>>146222784
Barnyyy. We better now?
https://twitter.com/Barnyyy/status/744491401925124096
>>146222784
the face of reddit..
get with the times gramps..
>>146222964
meme
>>146222964
Mason "mason" Venne
>name's cucks for life
>no EU bulls in their line up
???
>>146222964
way2sexy
>>146222812
Didn't know he was dating Polina
>>146222826
its an obscure /tv/ meme nothing to do with smoking weed, I don't even smoke weed
>>146222686
>alt+f4
>>146222594
>I don't think grandgrant is very good at casting and his stream isn't very comfy
how bad can someones opinions be
is ixmike88 our guy?
>>146222964
DOTA ALL STAR MASON
>>146222826
my name is Care and it has a meth faced guy
>>146215535
(4)
Who is mason in this game?
>>146222964
Autist nigger
>>146223143
cantwinwithme
>>146223143
Cantwinwithme
>>146221436
>3 losses
horrible just awful
>Merlini playing Overwatch
even in qualifiers peruvians are ruining games
this na dota
>tfw you will never be friends with merlini irl
>>146223139
Is he playing on a team these days?
IT'S TIME
>>146218340
who /FORTHECUBS/ here?
buckle up
>>146223326
YOU READY FOR THE CHEESE STRAT?
>GrandGrant trying to hype EG up
ayyyy I can't tell if he's being ironic or not
>>146222686
>that leg
WHO /EU/ FOR /EG/ HERE?
>>146223389
grant is always ironic
>>146223326
>Standin.Universe
Icefrog here
Valve wants to add new "Brutality" taunts in next compendium and is working on them now. Right now the trigger is when you kill an enemy hero with a spell or attack that deals 20%+ of their max HP in one hit it will trigger a special animation. Can be things like picking up the enemy model for melee kills because their hero is dead, wouldn't need you to remain immobile or impact gameplay but might look kind of weird if you brutality a weaver and he buys back and time lapses and you're still taunting his corpse but we'll live with that
Any suggestions for your favorite heros? Heres one example:
>Getting a brutality with a melee attack by aghanims Tiny plays a special batter-up animation and sends the enemy hero's corpse flying like a home-run.
holy shit grant i'm dying
>>146223403
Why the fuck do you think she's so fucking slow?
>ppd forces Universe to play dark seer again
Does he want Universe to leave again?
>bishop, like the chess character
I'm fucking dying here
fucking grandgrant
>Your mom buys expensive steaks and then tells you to cook them super well done
wtf is wrong with her
Questions about Beastmaster please respond
1.) Is this a hero I can use to climb out of 3k mmr?
2.) Is this a hero I can have a huge impact with?
3.) Do you use control groups on hawk and boar?
is attacker even on a team guys
seriously i want my boy to do something with his life
>>146223552
If you're asking those questions no you can't fucking climb with him you dogshit player.
ebdb bnb
reminder that we're rooting for the league
>Veggie with their voice channel being streamed over it
>>146223552
there is no magic free win hero
its just if you play good and carry your trash teammates
beastmaster is really easy to carry because he can lane anywhere and free farm jungle
>>146223532
>why do other people eat things differently than me
>team dagon
>they only pic natural dagon carriers
OH BOY
>>146223669
They do it all the time it's pretty sick actually. Especially when you hear Merlini and Blitz make some sick IG calls and reads.
>>146223552
Yesbut only if you're good
Yesbut only if you're good
Optional but probably ideal
>>146223639
Yeah, his team just lost to PD in the last match of today.
I don't think he wants to get on a real team though.
>>146223552
No
No
Only for boar
>>146223648
kill yourself shitskin nigger faggot no one asked you
3 SUPPORTS
3
>>146223716
??
You do not buy steaks to eat them WELL DONE
Secret vs EG grandfinals
>>146221764
top notch teen body
>>146223669
hello newfriend
>>146223847
this desu senpai
RAZOR?
N-NANI?
>>146223669
they always do that, they are just doing it to fun you know, none of them actually think they are going to make it to TI
>>146223552
I have boars+necros on one and hawk on another. Best thing about him is FREE vision, also easy ganks when you get ulti.
>>146223846
maybe your mom has digestion problems or something nigger
old people can't eat as many stuff as you
Black has me in tears already
If anyone wants to watch a meme cast of eg
Twitch /roqueja
>>146223885
>he doesn't play like it's still TI4
Wait, is Merlini streaming the game while playing?
>>146223853
ah TheSluttiestBunny
what the fuck happened to this attention whore?
>>146223552
1) 2) you can climb with almost every hero if you are good enough. but yes, bm is a good hero that can have a huge impact in most games.
3) i use 1 for hero, 2 for boars + necros and 3 for hero + boar + necros. i use 4 for hawks (i would like to use 4 for one hawk 5 for the other, but that's too much technology for dota 2 right now), so microing 2 hawks alive is a bit annoying, i have to manually click one or another
you just have to find a control group scheme that makes sense to you. unfortunetely, the "every other unit" option doesnt work because you'd move the hawks too. just choose a scheme and practice it, after some games you'll get used to it but youll suck until then. but this will be useful for other heroes like visage, chen, bambi, etc
M E M E D R A F T
>Purge not playing for VEG
Holy shit do they actually have a chance for once?
I mean, Black isn't too much of an upgrade but it's better than nothing.
>>146224038
Black is a huge upgrade honestly.
>>146224001
do we really need to qualify that as 'attention'
shes just a whore whore
>>146224001
She moved to Germany for some reason, I don't think she's single anymore
>These drafts
EG is going to get eliminated on their first game, aren't they?
What if EG loses this shit
>>146224176
how?
there's no fucking damage on that other team
>>146224103
moved to germany for studies I think
lives with that german dota youtube guy
Alliance vs Navi
EG vs Secret
OG vs Liquid
Fuck chinks to be honest
DAGON DAGON DAGON DAGON JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN
DAGON DAGON DAGON DAGON JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN
PPD JUST DRAFTED SHIT, I JUST DID THE NUMBERS
>Some girl ruining my Tobi veggie bias stream
God fucking dammit
>>146224313
Newbee vs Vici, friend
>zai playing the backstabbing ninja gnome
Like poetry.
>hype casting this
my sides
UNIVERSE ALREADY ABANDONED AN EMPTY LANE
>>146224458
offlaners are so fucking PUSSY nowadays
FUCK
>>146223552
a friend of mine litrally only plays bm and has 5,3 k.
>>146224612
What nigga
Lmao, this game is already over. As much as i want EG/Secret out, it's not happening
terrorblade terrorblade terrorblade, terrorblade terrorblade
terrorblade
>all this thread and the next one is going to be for the next few hours is people begging for EG to lose even though there's no good teams besides them and Veggie in Open Qualifiers
>>146223847
>secret in EU
>EG in NA
>grand finals secret vs EG
?
>pentium 4 @8.8ghz w/ liquid helium
>still only 50 fps
nice fucking game valvo
really nice job
>>146224734
?
Secret are going to get absolutely buttfucked tomorrow.
Eosin is streaming
T. Eosin
holy shit
is this what happens when a pubstack faces a pro team
And this is only a fraction of PPD's power
who is the girl caster on bts
WHJY IS BTS'S STREAM NOT WORKING AND HAVE NO VIDEO
HAHA TIME FOR GRANT I GUESS XD
>>146224793
theres a bunch of teams that can take a game off EG
EG isn't already shaky and they're not known for B01's
>>146224889
no shit it's been happening all fucking day.
what is this shit ?
why dont the team names appear on screen ?
am I watching veg or EG ?
what the fuck ?
fix your shit this is awful
>>146224849
single core CPU
IT'S CURRENT YEAR I MEAN COME ON
>>146224797
he means the ti6 finals bruh
yuro cores don't have what it takes to win a ti
How do you fight Razor?
>go near him
>he Static Links you and steals all your damage, enjoy last-hitting, say good bye to the whole wave as I have easily +30 damage difference
>sit on the high ground
>Plasma Field, one of the highest damaging abilities in the game, bottle allows you to use it twice and Static Link is 50 mana
>lol free 16% ms and if you dare target me get purged
>did I mention if I pop ultimate your armor melts
>>146224971
>there's a bunch of teams that can take a game off of EG
yeah, and they were either Direct Invites or in the Regionals already. you're out of your fucking mind if you think anyone else besides The Stream Team are any good
>>146221436
Holy shit my longest winning streak is 9 which i have right now.
Im drunkn and im ina queue.
d2g please give me your energy
Zai you motherfucker
>EG won't make it out of open they said
>>146225072
listen dude if you have ZERO FUCKING clue about the NA scene don't pretend you know anything about it
>>146224860
I really hope so familia
>>146225137
only retard euros said that tbqh
BTS SHAMED BY OD AND GRANT IN ONE DAY
WILL THE JEW FINALLY THROW HIMSELF INTO THE OVEN?
>>146225209
go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit
What went wrong?
>>146225098
You give a nice ass, I'll give you my energy.
You can do it, champ.
>>146225098
the fuck is this? doesn't look like an island or a ship
>people fell for the honeypot lineup
THIS
FUCKING
LINEUP
IS
SO
GOD
DAMN
GOOD
>>146225230
I don't know why he actually thought pandering to the feminist crowd would be a good idea.
>10 min in
>1-21
just call it and don't embarrass yourselves any further
>Zai is 10/1/5 on riki
>>146225310
HAHA YEAH LOOK AT THEM STOMP THESE 3K PLAYERS HOLY SHIT
How mad are yuropoors when they see how hard EG stomped these games?
>>146225387
>implying there's anything else in NA
?
>>146225025
>thinking hyperthreading means jack shit
Having it active actually decreases your frames, faggot.
>>146225358
>dying against 2k's
lmao
>>146223442
Lina
>Does the the smoking gun gesture.
still watching guys?
>>146225387
recon lance is 8k
>mfw a roundhead implies that speed is not the heart of victory
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM SCHEDULE FOR OPEN QUALIFIERS
NOT ON JOIN DOTA
NOT ON GOSUGAMERS
NOT ON LIQUIDPEDIA
NOBODY
FUCKING
KNOWS
??????
DID VALVE JUST NOT FUCKING SAY _ANYTHING_
Damn guys EG is playing literal 3-5k stack. Wait till when they hit some of the better players. They will qualify, but the games won't be this bad.
why did merlini just allow the beast master to SIT th ere until he reached lvl 6 and he couldnt kill anymore?
is merlini fucking trash or something?
PPD
>>146225496
>openly letting everyone know you are an idiot
That was sick ROFL
>>146225535
Only in socks
>Blitz
>Isn't playing Storm Spirit
>>146225496
>lmao, no point in checking the tournament organizers website, of course they won't have it there
>>146225496
based retardbro
>>146225534
dude he builds midas bots on every hero of course he's fucking trash.
>>146225510
Secret played 6 games, 5 of them complete utter stomps. Only the last game was remotely close and as soon as they got to late game the pubbies croaked
They had no clue how to farm on the supports, Puppey and Rubick got Blinks and Puppey had a BKB versus Tide
tfw 80% qop winrate
BLOTZ DOTO
>>146225693
Does she ever do hard porn ?
>>146225609
>>146225605
>>146225560
nope, not nowhere
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Open_Qualifiers/Americas/1
lmao blank
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Open_Qualifiers/Americas/2
lmao even blanker
not on http://blog.dota2.com/
it
aint
nowhere
>>146225684
Later rounds meaning day 2 man. When the BO3's start.
>>146225275
>WE WUZ KANGZ
Come watch d2g cast eg games at twitch /roqueja
>>146225743
based retardbro
HoLY SHIT IS THAT FUCKING
YAPHETS AGAINST EG
AW YISSSS
Ya Pits
lmao Grant
>schedule isn't posted because lmao 1024 teams
>Xddd let's pretend it was tho
simply epic
What is the most hardcoe esport?
>>146225743
jesus christ you're so fucking stupid
>>146225820
No it's not the actual Yaphets, why would he be in the US playing the quals.
>>146225693
Dude, HOW? What in the blue fuck is your secret?
>>146225876
There's no schedule but there are brackets stupid.
>>146225743
Maybe Overwatch would be more your speed anon.
>>146225882
this
*slaps dong across your face*
>>146225882
battlegroup 9 world of warcraft arena during season 2
where do watch the EG stream
>>146225903
Why does the captain of CERNA have chink letters for a name?
>>146225743
There's a link on the fucking wiki you gigantic retard.
>>146225304
it looks exactly like an island
>>146226032
Bet you thought the NaVi teams in EU quals were actually NaVi youth or B teams too didn't you?
>>146225882
currently all games that have more then 1k viewers are pathetic
probably starcraft when it comes to individual skill
some UT/quake/tribes dudes are still playing, don't know if they have tours.
if they do thats pretty hardcore
>Sumail
>best midlaner
s4 laughing at sumail.jpg
>grant was kicked out of his house at 18
Why do Americans do this?
>>146226184
>s4
good jokes mate
>>146226032
Check his IG dota profile. Yaphets wouldn't be posting in perfect english fuck peruvians
>>146226246
I would do that to my hypothetical child if I thought they were on the way to turning into a basement dwelling neet.
Based Grant hiding his power levels
>>146226184
>s4
I think you might wanna play some more brewmaster there S4.
>>146226184
>s4
>good
>>146226246
They only do it when their kid is a little shit, in my experience. Not everyone has a great relationship with their parents, and it's partially because of the nasty fucking attitudes that kids pick up in public school.
hey senpai, gimmie that webm with rtz alch
>that grandgrant logic
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT
"Sumail destroyed them so hard that he got destroyed"
this GranDGranT is a retard, the real face of d2g, nice
Miracle vs Matumbaman street fight who wins?
Fucking Valve ruining the lore
what is this about secret having already lost
doesn't that mean they'd be eliminated since it's bo1s with no lower bracket?
>>146226549
you got tricked, son
>>146226451
Face of NAdota yes, did you ever watch ixdl? Shit was hilarious and everyone was retarded.
lamo
>>146226549
They had it rough in the last game vs a stack of 6ks
They're genuinely going to struggle against the invited qualifier teams
>>146225980
FUCKING YEAH BG9 REPRESENT
#BLACKROCK
#TICHONDRIUS
>Bristleback
LMAO
>>146226658
>>They're genuinely going to struggle against the invited qualifier teams
>implying they'll even get past kaipi/polarity/whoever else
are there any more important games soon?
Do I have time to fap and make food?
This facesit bracket is unreadable.
>tide will never get an arcana
Why do I keep playing this shitty game with all you retards?
DUSGG
this donations on grandgrant stream
KEK
>>146226704
only the realest niggas on bg9
>shazam vs eg Bo1 tomorrow (unless one of them gets the boot today)
>that joke
>>146226852
yo is that you chris?
>10 cents
I died
>>146226878
nope, sry m9
Perter the First!
>>146226861
>>146226947I don't understand burger money, what was the joke?
>>146226246
Their parents are boomers who think its easy to get a place like it used to be when they ruined everything.
>Peter the First
>>146226982
damn you said something that i legit have heard him say before to the letter. oh well.
>>146226878
Hey Jayden, what's up?
GO VEGGIES!
>>146226786
>facesit
cracked me up senpai
>>146227016
Nickle = 5 cents
The joke was BTFOing tumblr
>>146227016
"if i had 5 cents for every gender i'd have 10 cents"
NEW THREAD DOTARDS??
>>146227152
>only page 6
?
>>146227106
I stole that joke from someone else in the last thread.
You didn't answer my question ;-;.
Do I have time to fap and eat or will I miss pros going home?
>>146220552
Tried it, it fails when you have a carry who can't teamfight.
>>146227185
>bump limit
?
>This Bristleback getting completely shut down
>>146227268
Uh, you do know it's okay not to have a new thread until right before the old thread is about to be pruned, right?
New memes
>>146227358
today was a good day
new
>>146227326
>>146227326
>>146227326
>>146227205
EG is going to be stomping for the next game or two.
You probably have around an hour before a real game.
/v/ hates a game I like what should I do?
Can they actually call for GG in minute 10 or is there a restriction ?
>>146227373
>>146227395
everytiem
>>146225906
i think it has to be drafting
which i suck at