Tra la la edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
ehh close enough
>>146167630
we
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ded
Punriel
goat husbando
>>146167754
No it's just comfy europoor hours.
>>146167762
pls no
can we just talk about that botfag letting people finger his ass or something?
Post these
>>146167807
but im not europoor
what am i doing here
>>146167817
No
>>146167865
Comfy europoor/early bird murican hours then.
>>146167931haha wrong again!
im australian
>>146167857
No he`s not, anon.
You have to believe.
>>146167929Crying in corner intensifies
>>146167817
Explain, I was asleep.
Would one be able to fuck Undyne if they showed her hentai and said that this is normal stuff between friends?
>>146168119
Alphys already did that
>>146168119
Maybe, I guess that worked out for Alphys so it`s canon.
>>146168106
Weren't you around for this or does literally everyone use that picture?
fuking hell at least mlpg was organised.
Goat
Children
>>146168250
I just pulled a random robutt picture out of my folder.
That anon sounds hilarious though, I'll actually look through the last thread now that I'm up.
>>146168376
I think it's 2-3 threads back.
>>146168250
Is this the bewest epic meme
Good morning /utg/!
What are your plans for today?
>>146168529
Gonna take your sister out on a nice date.
>>146168529
not be a piece of shit. or at least reduce my shittiness
>>146168529
I'm going to spend all day tweaking my decks in yugioh
>>146168593
She's 25 and lives in my mother's basement. You can have her, I'm sure my mother would thank you as well.
>>146168529
Nothing, it's the aftrenoon and the day just went by.
Mainly because we had ANOTHER power outage. It's like one every week.
>>146168692
This got real pretty quick huh?
My undertale save got corrupted
Post Undertale pictures that make you laugh.
>>146168749
You got voided it seems.
>>146168529
To do stupid shit and daydream about goatdoing actually horrible things to me.
I haven't posted here in like 2 weeks. The goat is still cute.
>>146168692
Livin the dream.
>>146168529
Eat extremely unhealthy and then pass out for a few hours.
>>146168737Oops
>>146168805
>>146168805
>>146168250
Why were you all so amused by this? Maybe /fit/ has inured me to this sort of thing. Or I am just unimpressed by fellow botfag debauchery (assuming the story is even true).
>>146169171
Why is mettaton dead in that picture?
>>146169315
Did you play the game?
>>146169384
Not yet.
>>146167754
I just spent 2 and a half hours reading through the last 3 threads I missed for the most part.
>>146168002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>146168529
I'm going to do my absolute hardest to make some proper dinner for myself and not mix up random ingredients again.
>>146169528
Well you should.
Go play it now before the whole experience is spoiled!
>>146168863
You have more willpower than any of us to stay away that long.
>>146169101
I wish those two interacted at some point in the game so we could see them vie for attention.
WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SNIFF THE MOST?
>>146168863
> 2 weeks
How did you do that?
>>146169628
Okay! I'll see you in..I dunno however long it takes to finish.
>>146169781
Good luck anon!
>>146169292
So /fit/ has you prepared for getting your ass groped by an actual undertale fan? /fit/ is going places.
>>146169715
mettaton. mettaton probably smells likemettaton.
>>146169781
See you tomorrow anon.
>>146169715GoatMusk
>>146168376
>>146169292
I don't feel like talking about that... but it happened, actually. I am kind of busy at the moment.
>>146169715
SpiderPastries and cookies and warm tea!
>>146169715
Despite not liking him, Mettaton. I imagine he smells the nicest.
>>146169878
Top tier taste
>>146168924brotalk i would likely be that guy to end up hooked up with her from a dating app or someshit me and her could compare our caves nonesexually.
>>146169781Once you are absolutely sure you've completed it, I mean no doubt at all, make sure you backtrack to where it all started, you'll miss something if you let the credits roll first.
>>146168863
Can't I pick both?
>>146169715
flowey
but I have allergies
I will endure it
>>146169826
/fit/ is all about getting your ass in flawless condition so that you can be better for other men to grope, silly. It's about distracting you from the crushing reality of tfw no gf.
>>146169993It was suspiciously like a dream I had. Though there it wasn't a cosplay MTT.
>>146170053
Smells like something frying
That's fucked up
Mettaton is inherently sexual
>>146170643
I'm considering starting a little exercise routine even if it's just getting out of the house and doing a walk i used to enjoy having those back at my old place but it kinda sucks doing it out here if it's not some speeding motherfucker then it would be a cop asking me what i'm doing walking around at midknight.
>>146138418
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
>>146171008
Cats are inherently sexual
>>146170664
Oh, really? How?
>>146171039
Undyne is so unloved now
>>146171039
oh god my sides
I was going to do one but didn't because nobody else was
>>146169993
I can't even imagine seriously responding to a request to grope my ass. Personally, I'd wonder more about the guy who asked than you.
>>146171039
I can't draw things with remotely human like shape. Last time I tried I just wanted to kill myself.
>>146171008
>>146171107
Why not both?
>>146171123I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton. Not going into detail but it involved groping.
>>146171263
>I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton
Gee, that sounds familar. Were a bunch of anons groping you?
>>146171263
Woah. I guess you wouldn't like to be in my place, if I understand.
>>146171039
>trying to start one at those hours
doofus city
>>146171263But that's not a cat
>>146171008
benis in bussy :DDD
>>146171263
>had*
>>146171348Not quite, I think it was karma since I was one of the anons who teased you.
>>146171391
Obviously not because then it would have been real.Dream was kinky though.
>>146171403
>being shocked that fishfags are dumb
how new
>>146171013
Go for it! You'll feel great generally if you're more active and that feeling will make up for the less than ideal walking location.
>>146171542
this picture makes my dick feel funny and im very confused
>>146171443
Are you sure?
>>146171039
kek
i sort of want to do one
but it'll ruin the joke
sorry fishfag, the "collab" is funnier this way
i'll make it up to you by drawing a swole undyne tomorrow
What movies do you think your favourite would be REALLY excited about seeing?like, begging you to go with them at nearly every opportunity levels of excited?
>>146171680
eh it's a short distance of decent walking road but at least it's up a hill though so i can make the most of it.
>>146171819
WOSH
>>146171951
prbly zootopia because he is a furry lil fuck
>>146172048Am I wrong?
>>146171039
guess there can only be one true heroine
>>146171951
the little faggot would be really into superhero movies
>>146171951
Boku no Pico
>>146171951
Probably something robot related. Maybe Terminator 2.
WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON
>>146172762
do not
>>146172762
Am I being detained?
>>146172854
Yes. Off to the gulag with you.
>>146172762
Unhug me immediately!
>>146172881
SEND HELP
SEND HELP NOW
>>146172762
NO
>>146171039
Glorious. I was at work when that was done so I missed it sadly. Would've drawn a fish for you anon.
>>146173031
Nobody but the Party can help you now.
Giving Monster Kid so many blowjobs!
>>146173031
Too late now comrade )))
Tell me one thing: should I stop using the pencil brush? It looks better on tiny screen so I can't really tell.
>>146173259
Fun between boys!
Getting him addicted to your blowjobs!
Monster Kid feeling uncomfortably horny when you're not around!
>>146173343
Use whatever you believe makes the best result.
>>146173548
Hey now, that's going a bit far
I don't want to be inconveniencing him at allThough it would be a bit flattering if that did happen
>>146173343
>>146173581 hit the nail on the head
personally i think it suits your style though
>>146172762
me me
>>146172762
Okay but only if i get to finger your ass
If you had to give one main character a bad ending in order to save the others who would you choose?
>>146174262Asriel.Wait, what already happened, didn't it?
>>146174262
Chara
Alright bread quest chin time.
Would you actually eat any of the MTT emporium foods?
Glamburgers seem nice.
>>146174262
Jerry.
Okay for real, Asriel as in canon.
>>146174328
I agree with this answer. It's the only way.
>>146174262
Not-Asriel.
Probably go with Asgore or Toriel since they'd volunteer
>>146173343
I dunno, do whatever suits you man
>>146174262
asriel
>>146173581
>>146173959
I guess I should just experiment a bit to see what's good.
>>146174368
Sure. Steak with MTT's face pressed into it would be like an indirectly kissing Mettaton's rectangular face.
What's in a Starfait, anyway? I'd probably eat it.
>>146174603
I like the harder line on that Temmie, actually. But yeah, experiment. See what you like in different situations.
>>146174603
sounds like a plan. good luck
>>146174619
a parfait
>>146140273
The hill is quiet today.
>>146174603
Oh screw me for forgetting those
>>146174740
The inked look is better, but also harder to work with. I'll just have to see.
>>146174262
Me the player, OFF styleor i'm okay with Asriel I guess
>>146172914
>>146173097
>>146172853
>>146172854
*unhugs*
>>146174049
*hugs*ily, anon
>>146174120
no lewd pls
Pure hugs only
>>146174368
i'd eat the legendary hero and maybe the starfait
glamburger and mtt steak are some fake shit
>>146167982
Go to bed
>>146174619
>>146174793
nevermind I thought you asked what it was
>>146174262
nobodyno one gets left behind
>>146174793
Yes, but since the Glamburger has sequins and glue, is the Starfait also some strange yogurt mixed with glitter abomination?
Why can't this be real?
>>146174874
You will accept whatever form of lewd that comes with these hugs and you will smile otherwise you get locked back in the closet.
>>146174368
I'd eat all of them
>>146171039
But why would you do one now?
>>146169723
>>146169642
I just got really busy with school work and didn't have time or want.
>>146175007
Toby wouldn't want it.
This reminds me of the one copypasta.
>>146175032
>>146173148
I am never the requester, I just make the collages.
>>146174889
I'm already in my bed
>>146175007
We don't know it can't. Try it out.
Rather than questioning how someone could be gone for a couple of weeks, I'm more confused that I see some of you fuckers every time I'm on here. Why don't you have anything better to do, /utg/?
>>146175312
I'm a boring person with a boring life
And I really like you guys, I don't see myself leaving any time soon
>>146175312
because I'm a failure
Fish!
>>146175312
i like dumping goat pictures and shitposting inbetween overwatch matches
>>146175312
I have nothing to do most of the time besides shitpost on 4chan. Also I'm here for rare tems
>>146175312
Maybe they left too and just returned
>>146175413
I like you too, anon. I keep coming back myself every so often, but make sure to have fun doing other things too, okay?
Save nobody.
Kill everybody.
Genocide only.
>>146175531
I hope you liked the Tem collab
>>146175434
Oh, come now. I'm sure you have redeeming qualities that just don't show themselves on /utg/!
>>146175625
Chara pls
>>146175312
I have no other place to go. I could actually call this place "Home."
I've literally been crying in my bed for the last 120 posts, I have no future, my studies don't progress shit, my dad denies my existence, my bf broke up with me, I want to kill myself.
That's why...
>>146175625
I would do anything for love
>>146174262
Asriel, but that's canon. Also, Asriel apologists are the worst.
>>146175505
>>146175531
This seems like a healthy way to interact with /utg/. Please keep the shitposts coming.
>>146175453
>>146175312
i do other stuff and check in on this place throughout the day
>>146175592
I don't know, man. I tend to remember details about posters and recognize them. It would be a hell of a coincidence if some anons just happened to always be on precisely when I happen to visit.
>>146175312
I mostly dump bots and shitpost while waiting for other stuff IRL.
>>146175312
I leave a tab open while I do other things. I've always lurked one place or another, if I wasn't here I'd probably have a different general or forum open.
Don't really get why some people treat it like their diary, though.
>>146175312
I do other stuff while posting and am only really active in the evenings
>>146176114
oh!! oh!! who am I?
>>146175860
Want a hug?and a piety fuck for both of us?
>>146175860
>my dad denies my existence, my bf broke up with me
You're that one anon who posted about his troubles before?
>>146176114
oh!! who am I
>>146175860
All of that stuff sucks, my dear. But you're still you and it would be a shame to not have you somewhere on this earth. Don't let the outside stuff (and this includes other people, like your dad and you ex) make you think you're any less. Talk to someone real, someone supportive, but you've got to feel good about yourself from within.
BABYBONES
>>146175312
What >>146176373 said, although I post a lot less than I used to. Mostly because I'm losing interest in these threads.
Sorry brothers.
>>146176507
>piety fuck
now I am interested in what that could be. Seems contradictory to me.
>>146176008
>>146176293
>>146176373
Very good, I accept these responses. At ease.
>>146176756
missionary no condoms.
>>146176459
You're a faggot
>>146176568
You're a faggot that should kill yourself
>>146175531
>an image I made probably months ago now
This makes me happier than it should. I have some time to kill if you want me to make another tem.
>>146176897
goddamn son
>>146176459
Well, clearly, you're this poster.
>>146176568
>>146176897
how did you know??
>>146175312
I graduated recently and am looking for work.
>>146176897
oh
>>146176965
no he is different
>>146176971
I know because anons that copy posters should probably suicide
>>146176735
why are momfags such weird cultists
I want to hug Undyne
>>146174262
Gaster and Chara
Not sure why people are saying Asriel since he gets the objectively superior ending of being best flower.
>>146177146
why are you so obsessed with pointing out how weird momfags are every time they post
>>146177065
I will hire you for bjs
>Decided to be productive today
>close UTG
>shut off computer
>immediately get on UTG from my phone
Where is the exit?
>>146177220
this is the first time I've done it, what are you on about
>>146177115
I meant other anons but you get the idea.
>>146177146
That's unexplainable really, although they have gotten significantly worse as of late.
>>146177257
UTG actually exist inside of a random botfags asshole at anygiven time it's virtually impossible to climb out.
>>146177168
I know that feeling well
>>146177297
People like to convince themselves that there's only one person that dislikes their trashposting
>>146177065
Congrats on the graduation and knock em dead, darling.
>>146177257
The exit is locked and the only way out is throughthe perfume department
>>146177257
Unplug your router! Throw your phone out a window!
>>146177413
This
Croc says it, angstrom says it, that cookanon faggot says it, dadfags say it, I always see the one person meme
>>146177297
highly doubtful
>>146177413
I'm not even a momfag I just keep seeing it and it's annoying to me. all the ones I've spoken to are chill
>>146177240
I am not the anon you're responding to, but fuck, I'd rather just give professional BJs at this point. How does one get into this exciting field?
>>146177601
night clubs and online listing, presumably
>>146177401
i should of killed weaver when i had the chance at that pony con
>>146177542
I don't say shit because I don't give a fuck desu
>>146177601
nearest seedy back alley or truck stop bathroom
>>146177413
I just want to know why they pull the 'brother' shtick and how it started
>>146177240
I'm better at handjobs but I'll take it if it pays good
>>146177879
Its just a meme
>>146177953
No, anon. You are supposed to decline offers like that.
>>146176947
Make a tem.
Any tem.
>>146177168
I want to cook with Undyne.
>>146174262
No one deserves Asriels fate.
>>146178264
counter point
So Sorry
>>146177146
it was just a prank bro
But for real, I do realize not everyone finds it amusing, which is one of the reasons I've toned it down the past few months.
I also enjoy posting dads every once in a while.
>>146178264
Counter-counter point: Frickanon
>>146177953
Maybe we can be a team business venture. I'm better at blowing and we can both negotiate for competitive rates.
I think what I really need to do is stop hating my real job so much, but escapism is fun too.
How long can your favorite survive in the skeleverse?
>>146178395
what's skeleverse?
>>146178395
>Asgore
Thankfully gets ignored by 95% of skeleton fuckers and goes off to do his own thing
>>146178395
running off the assumption that the whole thing is a mass orgy here
i suppose he could survive as long as he wanted to. but then again, it's the skeleverse, why would he want to
>>146178395
Is the skeleverse the one full of extremely original not-Sans characters? Isn't it supposed to be its own thing separate from Undertale?
I don't want to send Papyrus in there if he's just going to be immediately killed off to make all the Sanses cry and menstruate everywhere.
Why is this so sexual again?
>>146178395
Alphys gets threatened and beat to shit by every skeleton simultaneously for reasons varying from endangering the kiddo to stealing Gaster's job to loving Undyne instead of him.
That lizard is dead as a doornail.
>>146178890
Because anons are for sexual
When is it okay to kekkle at fire tiddy?
>>146178395
while i doubt canon sans would give a fuck about the smol goat boy (although he wouldn't be happy with him), the spergy AUs would probably try to rape him to death.
LEGS
>>146179072
Bad legs
>>146178890
Because I'm here.
>>146179072
I want that goat to savage me until my legs don't work.
Howdy /utg/ - are there any britbongs here going to vote in the EU referendum on Thursday?
>>146179051
Shut up meme kid
>>146179325
don't respond
>>146179325no u
>>146179072
But do they lead to a cutebutt?
>>146172746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsnSQtsdMJII spent way too much time on this.
>>146179317
Fuck, gotta lay off the burgers there.
>>146179440
that's up to you to find out.
Ho ho! }: )
>>146179440
yep
>>146179448
That's neat
>>146179448
you're getting better and better
>>146179448
I like.
>>146178032
I'm desperate.
>>146178382
I wouldn't mind starting a business eventually, I just don't know where.
I'd hire you, anon. Robotfriends always come first.
How you feel?
>>146179448
Oh thanks anon.
>>146179935
Disappointed.
>>146179935
Happy.
Chara's a shit and Asriel/Flowey deserves better.
>>146179558
Fatpants is bestpants
>>146179935
Tired but satisfied.
>>146179935
Questioning why I still come here.
>>146180364
No, you feeder! Fitpants! FITPANTS!
>>146179935
I'm on a walk. No matter how crappy everything is I can't fully feel bad as long as I'm walking.
I'm not so bad anyways today because I slept well. Exercise doesn't fix my sleep, but it does help sometimes.
>>146180437
These hours are all right. Later is when I really start questioning, myself.
>>146180437
You'll get over it.
>>146178458
I don't have the screenshot.
Basically a tumblr post on how skeleton OCs should abandon Undertale all together and form the skeleverse
I want to be the goat
>>146179317
You better vote leave cunt.
>>146178227
Nearly done. Putting finishing touches on it.
>>146180858
which one
>>146180960
Edge one
>>146180858
>>146181079
>>146175312
Undertale is my only incentive to do anything productive as stupid as that sounds. I visit the witcher general too but not much else lately. I also watch videos between posting. I like most of you people.
>>146181192
You know it
>>146168529
I'm slowly ripening to replacing the battery in laptop. It started showing 0% and throttling the processor.
Combined with frequently having to compile my devshit and it taking 4 times longer I'm almost at the point.
>>146181291
Who don't you like?
>>146181291
After all that shit you pulled a week or two ago, I had to filter you.
Reposting update one last time to get it to the folks that are on at this hour. This update was done last night, so if there've been any fics that were posted after that, I'll be getting them in the next update.
What I've added/changed:
>“Children and puppies” – (Frisk and Chara make dust angels)
>“probably the worst thing i've ever written” – (Gaster doesn’t approve of Alphys’ newest creation, Gaster’s an ass, Alphys abuse, Mettaton abuse/guro, noncon)
>“Abel Greene” – (I’m not too sure how to summarize this one. Original character gets a bit in over his head as he makes a new friend. Set in Undertale universe. Gritty too.)
>“The Unending Battle” – (Milka fic, Frisk and Asriel learn boxing from Undyne)
>“Wilted” – (Set after true pacifist ending, Asgore teaches Frisk how to take care of the plants at school. Toriel sees. Implied Asgore/Toriel)
>“Proper Petcare” – (Milka fic, Muffet plays soul-fetch with her pet)
>“Gym Shorts” NSFW – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, After a fun time watching Asgore at the gym, Toriel can’t help but crave him)
>“Snuffing Muffet” – (Reader/Muffet, guro/gore, second person pov, character death, consensual)
>“That's old news” – (Several years post TP, grief is caused for Alphys as people start digging up old stories and exaggerated folklore about her experiments in the underground.)
>“The Ruins of Toriel” – (character death, gore/guro, consensual, cannibalism mention, second person pov)
>“A History of Temmie” – (The complete history of Temmie)
>“Undyne Dying” – (character death, gore/guro, consensual, second person pov)
Links have been updated for the following fics:
>“Oh no :c”
>“Pumpkin Pie”
>“A Whole New World”
>“Fight Fish and Dumb Lizard”
>"Abel Greene"
Test
>>146178227
Here you go my good man.can we hang it on the fridge?
>>146181804
Did it work?
>>146181917
Um, probably yes. That was strange.
>>146181797
thank you!!!
>>146181898
This is actually bretty gud.
And yes.
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>146179670
>>146179714
>>146179813
>>146179971
Oh, thank you!
And like with everything I've drawn, I find things to improve two seconds after I've posted it. http://imgur.com/p8L0q6k
>>146179935
Pretty tired. Gonna go sleep in a few minutes.
>>146181369Vore posters mostly. Catfucker's pretty up there too.
>>146181586
Pray I don't pull any more shit anon.
>>146182286
Thanks! Glad you like it.
>>146182436
>vore fags
IIRC they got banned a few days ago.
>>146182643
Can't be, cause I'm still here
>>146181797
Thank you kindly for all your work, Anon!
>>146180937
I am doing, don't worry senpai
>>146182410
when you hit 300, do you get a prize?
>>146182643
You heard wrong. I don't post about it if I feel bored with it.
>>146181586
wha
share your filters man
>>146182879
He gets an edge goat.
>>146182879
He gets to fuck the goat
>>146182410
I WANT TO MARRY THE LOVELY LADY
>>146182436
My least favs are catfucker and that autist who won't shut up about guro.
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>146182973
>>146182710
The vocals ones that would constantly derail threads at least.
>>146183147
suspect soriel
>>146183162
We're all going to the beach, and you're not invited!
>>146183184Nope, still here
>>146183240
Eh? But why? ;_;
>>146183184
But who's the real derailer, the instigator or the people who go along with it?
And no, I didn't get bannded for the Asriel RP I did.
>>146183202
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE SHE A CUTIE
I need more RG01/02 stuff, post please!
>>146183162
Good morning.
>>146183127
>>146183098
jealous
>>146183492
I don't have anything that hasn't already been posted here.
>>146183492
>>146183506
It's sort of a really high maintenance gift, like an albino elephant. Honestly not worth it.
>>146183414
Everyone is to blame.
>>146183492
I need more dragons and/or bunnies fucking me in the ass.
>>146183607
>>146183674
rip, i have next to nothing that isntlewd
>>146183747
Time for an anon spitroast?
I wanna get an anon.
I wanna make an anon really, really, REALLY_mad_.
>>146183851
"Ngyaaaaah!! RG1 and 2, what are you doing?!? Put your armor back on!!"
>>146183874
don't bully!
Gimme them edgy Charas
>>146184125
Sexual bully is ok
They'll be into it sooner or later
>>146184454
>>146184454
Oh no.
I wonder how Toriel reacted to that.
>>146184454
Like this?
>>146184454
>>146184691
I wanna get bitten by this mettaton
Feel the strength of those mechanical jaws on my body
>>146184664
The better question is why did the bitch let the kid have a knife.
what is she a black parent.
>>146182260
>>146182829
You're very welcome, friends.
>>146184884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXKGP_9OtFU
>>146184884
I dunno if I want that Glasgow grin anywhere near me.
Paws!
>>146184805
I wanna pet those legs and feel the band-aids
>>146185104
>tfw keep thinking about stuff like this
Have you ever seen how floppy and mangeled dead/unconacious people can get? It's just like a real ragdoll just flopping around except softer and squishier.what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>146183961
Me too, anon.
I want to get an anon really angry with me. Like, really raving mad.
>>146185000
Play the game anon, Toriel being a shitty irresponsible and neglectful parent is canon. Need I remind you how she left you alone in a hostile monster nest by yourself so she could go get the shit for pie? Or the whole let you wonder to what she assumed would be your death after you rejected her?
How edgy do you want your Chara, senpai?
>>146184884
To each their own I guess.
>>146185340
This made me uncomfortable
>>146185703
i want off this ride
>>146185703
Not very.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaen81dGaCk
They still do these
>>146185703
how did this happen
>>146185697
Yep good to know you got the joke.
>>146185697
>Or the whole let you wonder to what she assumed would be your death after you rejected her?
Didn't the annoying dog take her phone?
>>146185856
They petted the wrong dog.
>>146185829
It is important to chew, otherwise food doesn't digest properly
>>146185936
That has nothing to do with letting you go out alone
>>146186004
Misread your post, derp.
>>146185994
I know.
asgore with 7 human souls
v
james conrad
asgore downloaded a team gamerfood hack beforehand and now he's fucked
>>146185595
You're right, it's weird. I've tried before to see what it would be like to ragdoll in whatever position I was in, but I found it hard not to lose my rigidity.
People think morbid things sometimes. You ever drive a car and thought about how you could run over the pedestrians? I think it's normal.This one time I was walking to my grandmother's house and I thought about how I could easily stab her to death. I didn't really want those kind of thoughts about her, though.
>>146185703
Less than that.Is this guro? I'm not into that so I don't know
>>146185983
A young child was mauled today after petting a vicious dog.
Authorities suspect the victim was misled by a 2015 video game by the name of UNDERTALE.
More at 11.
>>146186231
>james conrad
Literally who
>>146186231
>james conrad
I want to boop the snoot!
>>146186247
I do that sometimes. Kind of along the lines of getting the urge to jump off the edge of a building if you're near it.
That's guro. We can back away from that amount of edge, thanks.
>>146186354
>>146186498
>not even in the know about the youtube griefer community
wow why do i even hang around you losers
im going back to /csgog/ where PATRICIANS reside
>>146186545
Guards! Seize him!
>>146186545
That will be 5 dollars, Sir
>>146185595
I'm almost convinced that it's an awkward attempt from your mind to defend itself from shock. You might've been exposed to something shocking which is entirely possible considering what site we're on and now you keep thinking about stuff similar to it to not be surprised anymore. There's nothing wrong with you other than the fact that you're probably a little more sensitive than others.
>>146186498
Can I get the original version of this goat?
>>146183961
>>146185624
Why would you want this?
>>146186642
>5 dollars
What is this, United States and Amerika?
>>146186724
Of course
pumpkin did it yesterday for fathers day
>>146186759
Fine, 4.44 Euromonies .
>>146186759
No, this is Ubiquitous Taste for Gay; utg
Gotta keep the place running somehow
>>146186860
Fine, I'll pay you the sensual way.
>>146186949
We only take valid currency.
>>146186730
I just want an anon tojump down my throat.
>>146186813
Pumpkin is well and truly the best thing this general has ever seen.
>>146186663
It's not like I'm easily phazed by gore and stuff, but you're probably right, the concept keeps creeping back into my thoughts.
>>146186642
>paying for snootleboops
>not just pirating them
Plebeian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI
I found this old power rangers game from my childhood.
I remember the last levels being ridiculously hard I wasn't able to beat the even in middle school.
Today is the day I will see the ending.
>>146187042
Can I bake you a pie?
Sin or butt?
>>146186663
This explains why I obsess about IEDs I guess. Wish I could not think about past events so much.
>>146187091
I'd maybe do it if I was small enough. And if I felt enough like doing something something stupid.
>>146187230
You can do it Anon!
>>146187226
You are the reason we get DRM on snootleboops
>>146187091
>Pumpkin is well and truly the best thing this general has ever seen.
yes
>>146187304
That reminds me of that time when I spent time reading just about everything I could about the Columbine massacre just because I was curious, and because I like late 90s culture I guess.
>>146187418
Why would i pay for overpriced snootleboops when i can get them for free?
>>146187820
Goats need to eat
>>146187820
That's a felony in most countries, anon.
>>146186801
Oh geez...!
>>146187762
I remember that one pretty vividly when that happened and was on the news.
Part of the morbid fascination for me is just wanting to be prepared in case the worst happens again. Even though it might not actually help.
>>146188184
>>146188240
Quick, grab a tasty snack from her!
>>146187820
Maybe you can help me.
How can I tell if the product is a legit snootleboop and not some knock off?
>>146188184
>Asriel will never call you Onii-chan
>No one will ever call you onii-chan
>>146187870
Maybe in your turd world country.
>>146188395
How could you betray her love like that?
>>146188407
Onii-chan.
>>146188442
Meant for
>>146187916
>>146188404
The goat has to bleat like he means it, otherwise its just a knockoff.
>>146188407
(Onii-chan)
>>146188569
She loves the money she will be tricking off you at most, anon
>>146188240
Leave the anon go, foul creature
>>146188240
Anon run
You're about to get eaten
>>146183476
This. At the end of the day, I'm looking for shit for her, I could give a fuck whatever the artist ships.
>>146187391
Be an hero, feed an anon.
>>146188895
I would let Muffet eat me any day
If you get what I mean
>>146188407
I've one friend call me "Onii-chan" before.As a joke she clearly didn't mean it with every fiber of her being so I can't confirm if it's as satisfying
>tfw you will never fuck the rabbit
>>146189487I will
>>146187262
What did she mean by this?
Hey, doods.
Feeling shit, any of my brothers on?
>>146188407
i call my sister oneechan or whatever cuz we're nerds desu
>>146188970
Which is why you guys love pedo porn?
>>146189593
found a way around my Internet problem, but I can't use it on my computer
But still, it keeps me from losing an arm and a leg to the phone billdon't feel bad, brother! She believes in you!
>>146189723
Uh, no. That's disgusting. Helluva non-sequitur, what are you even on about?
>>146189593
It's gonna be okay anon!
>>146189182
No don't tempt me
>>146189946
all that /ss/ you guys jerk off to is pedo porn
>>146182286I drew dis.cool
Cultists pls go and stay go
>>146190112
You're doing it wrong. Try knife instead.
>>146190112
this image looks anatomically impossible
>>146189919
>>146189981
My dog didn't die or anything. I just felt trashed when I woke up, need a pick me up. Thanks.
>>146190015
Well, hell, I don't jack it to /ss/. Your assumptions are taking you nowhere.
>>146185703
we need to go edgier
http://i.imgur.com/DLVNgjA.png
>>146189593
I might not be your brother, but I do have some mom to spare.
>>146189984You know you want it.
Fresh dad
>>146190237
Stop replying to shitposters
>>146190298
Oh
oh
>>146190221
Well if you say so!
>>146190234
I think that was the point desu.
>>146190379
I'M GONNA FUCK THE UNDERWORLD
>>146190413
Where did the watering can come from?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1811105
>>146190447
Yeah, you're right. Everything right now seems 3 times more annoying than usual, don't know what the deal is.
>>146190557
So long as I get all the dads.And one of them gets me.
>>146190579
Someone made it?
Good night cuties.
>>146190737
Good night.
>>146190737
g-goodnight, boss
>>146190591
There must be a mistake here anon. Flowey is not for sexual!
>>146190737
Goodnight. Thanks for the artwork, lovely.
>>146190221
C'mon, anon! We haven't even made a joke about rituals or candles in weeks, maybe even monthsspeaking of, Jenkins you really need to dial back on the sugar, this kool-aid tastes like crap
>>146190593
The early week was ded as nig
Shitposters from weekend probably had their bans expire
Also we're approaching american hours.
>>146190883
Sounds like more bitches need putting in their place.
>>146190379
But I don't want to die.Oh who am I kidding, but I'm still not supposed to think that way.
>>146191185
You need to be a little more you, anon.
>>146190298
Nice
It's too bad I mostly find skeleshit when looking for guro
>>146190985
Can't blame it on American hours, the wee hours of the American night/morning were just as shitty and boring too.
>>146190379
Hey, thanks. I do quite like that picture.
>>146190881
I'm gonna put you to sleep.
>>146191286
Would Asgore be gentle?
>>146191515
Don't use stickers as bandages.
That's unsanitary.
>>146191515
Doctor MTT is pretty neat
>>146191817I'm a predfag normally, I wouldn't have switched for Asgore if he wasn't the type.
>>146191860
needs more box
>>146182410
>>146182879
>>146183127
I love you guys.
This is why I keep coming here.
>>146192014
I swore I had a picture of Dr. Box and Nurse EX but I can't find it.
>>146192014
Sadly the metuhl bawkse is left out in the doctor department.
>>146192014
No box but have some blook
Because i'm curious
http://www.strawpoll.me/10547078
>>146182410
I don't think you REALLY want to fuck the goat. How can you prove it to me?
Is utg dead yet?
>>146193076
no. come back next week.
>>146193076
/utg/ will never die.
Memelord Toriel
>>146192889
all this botposting and no characterfags for mettaton?
>>146193259
people used to say that about the borderlands general
>>146193310
>>146192889
>5 undynefags
>Undyne is almost never posted
???
>>146193293
Immigrant Toriel
>>146193310
Maybe they haven't answered yet.
>>146193581
I posted a group picture anon
>>146193594
pic related
>>146193594
Toriel respecting the country that has graciously let her in! Toriel legally immigrating to a different country! Toriel following the country's laws, adapting to the country's culture, and contributing much to her new community!
Reposting these for those in EU who wanted them.
Consensual Genocide Run
Ch. 1: The Ruins of Toriel
-http://pastebin.com/Exdykgbj
Ch. 2: Undyne Dying
-http://pastebin.com/BvjrH2tN
Ch. 3: Snuffing Muffet
-http://pastebin.com/ExuZhe6E
>>146193517
Many, I suspect, are secondary fishfags such as myself.
>tfw you want to buy a couple of those fangamer figures but don't want to give the Hack any of your money
>>146193809
>tfw we're eventually going to get to Asriel
>>146193517
Maybe we aren'tannoying
>>146193594
Wait what? Is that's a actual thing? Or is it just some fanart inspired by Papers Please?
>>146193976
I think hes just going to do the female monsters since he didn't do Papyruswhich is good since I don't want his fucked up shit near my husbando
>>146192889
god damn it
>>146193517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY
>>146193976
if only
>>146194095
>Gasterfags
>relevantI forgot
>>146193751
Toriel not gangraping your country's women with her other fellow monster immigrants! The liberal media not feeling the need to defend her from backlash after her shitty behavior and disrespect of her new country! Toriel not being enough of a fucking scumbag to realize this and taking advantage of it, seeing how much she can get away with!
>>146193751
>>146194393
>kolech
>civilized
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>146194034
It's just fanart. Though if it was a mod it'd be pretty neat.
>>146194629
>>146194084
I would like my husbando to remain intact as well, but Papyrus at the mercy of people's weird dependencies breaks my heart more.
>>146193809
Wow, look at guro!
>>146194519
>>146193954
Already bought the Sans one.
The Hack is working on something though, given the recent tweets.
There`s Gaster and Sans machine and he still got Kickstarter goals to deliver.
It`s not over yet.
Are butts with panties considered lewd?
>>146194902
butts are lewd.
>>146194902
yes
>>146193629
Yep. Gosh, I step away to do some housecleaning and people are on my case.
>>146194629
>>146194675
Detain immediately
Don't even look at passport or touch it. It probably smells like piss anyway.
>>146194957
>>146194981
aw, I was going to post a cute butt :(
>>146194902
Yesbut don't let that stop you
>>146194902
Poop comes from butts that's gross
>>146195129
>implying
>>146195097
Toriel please
I already granted the guy access
>>146195120
It's not too lewd to be posted
>you will never make a just average game with somewhat ok writing and make thousands of shekels of it
it's suffering
>>146195097
rood
>>146195120
You should post one of those question blocks from mario instead!
Happy goat family!
>>146195758
At least they're together again
Did everything just die there for a minute or was it just me?
Am i dead?
Worship
>waifu crisis
>>146195863
GET AWAY FROM ME DEMON
YOU DONT EXIST! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>>146195898
sorry? I didnt catch that
>>146195863
Yes but even in death I still post bots.
>>146195801
Yes! Finally I can post this again!
WORSHIP!
>>146196116
Convincing Alphys to code a bot that only posts pictures of Mettaton!
>>146196116
>>146193976
I won't do any chapters for male characterssince there aren't any left in this timeline, but I will reveal what happened to them, in the final chapter.
Butt?
>>146196193
Always could.
>>146196193
sans cucks Asgore AND Undyne. Who else does he cuck?
>>146196331
Yes?
>>146178395
Chara would do us all a favor and clensing the shit out of the skeleverse.
>>146196456
everyone, across all timelineseven the women.
Post fav fish pic.
>>146196456
Papyrus
>>146196464
fish butt + fish abs = perfection
>>146196456
I don't know, but it's a great setup.
>>146196601That would get me banned, anon.
>>146196572
I hate it when he does that!
>>146196464
isn't that the same artist that made that FNAF porn comic?
>>146196456
I've seen him pared with literally every main character BUT Undyne so I guess Alphys is the only one
>>146196601
Yes ma'am
>>146196601
gote is made for cute
>>146196601
post one better than this one
you can't
You know that feeling when you find porn of your waifu with some random furshit self-insert or a character you really hate, but somehow want to fap to it anyway?I call it cucknitive dissonance.
>>146196601
you pretty much posted it man.
kkhoppang fish is great too.
>>146196814
>>146196684
Undyne, can I stealmy husbandoAsgore for a dance, please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5LP2sttmO4
>>146197173
>your husbando
Ex-fucking-CUSE ME?
>>146197068
No. No, I do not know that feeling.
>>146197243
>>146197173
Both of you need to fuck off desu senpaitachi
>>146197328
>>146197243
>>146197173
why are you guys fighting over the worst goat?
>>146197328
>implying
>>146197231
DON'T
>>146197419
We aren't fighting over Toriel though?
What is your favorite type of chocolate anon?
Your favorite type of chocolate treat (ie ice cream, bars, sauce, ect)?Would you share your chocolate with your favorite?
>>146197520
Dark Chocolate
Chocolate covered strawberriesI'd share all my chocolate with Chara.
>>146197243
>>146197328
>>146197419
Relax you three! It's just a dance!
Besides, I don't plan to be his husbando for long,since I want to spend the rest of the night inside that majestic belly.
After that, you can have him.I think
>>146197434
>>146197328
>>146197434
>>146197243
>>146197173
What are you all talking about
He's mine, get away
>>146197068
Just self-insert into it.
>>146197520
Milk chocolate with nuts
damn idk I guess chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream is pretty god tier
Yes I would share with Asgore
>>146197719
>>146197712
baka
where did all these dadfags come from?
>>146197712
Oh shit, there's more of me?
Reminder that Asgore is a straight man who longs for a woman.
>>146197798I don't know, but it's nice
>>146197750THERE'S NO HOLE LEFT TO INSERT INTO!
>>146197876
Reminder that Asgore and all the other Undertales are in fact fictional
>>146197876
I can change for him
>>146197520
I had this great chocolate flavored dessert that was like a cross between a pie, ice cream, and cake.
It was the best thing.
>>146197520
I like white chocolate, but in very small quantities. But also like normal chocolate with yoghurt.
Don't think much of chocolate when it's the only thing, prefer it in addition to something.
I totally would, not that she would leave me any.Speaking of Undyne
>>146197520
White chocolate
Baby RuthOnly if she sucked it off my dick, which she would, the choco slut
>>146197979
Reminder that anon is a liar
>>146197876
>a woman
>notall of the women
>>146197876what if though
>>146197520
Milk chocolate.
Brownie ice cream.
Yes I`d share with Asriel.
>>146177257
You know this is the exact same shit as people "needing" to be constantly connected to facebook or else they start panicking. I honestly don't get it, I love my no distraction alone time.
>>146198065
Tell me about it anon
I wanna make it myself now
>>146198138
Well okay, that too.Willing human females lining up to be impregnated by the king of monsters
>>146197520
i dont really like sweets but chocolate ice cream is okay in small amounts so i guess i'd let my fav have it all
>>146197661
> dark chocolate
disgusting
>>146197968
Yes it issometimes I feel like the only one
>>146198187
What if you hang yourself?
>>146198302
I like whiskey as well
I'm just wierd like that.
>>146197243
>>146197328
>>146197434
>>146197719
>>146197798
>>146197968
Stop fighting young ones.
}: (
>>146198187
Is that...?
>Asgore x Bowser?
I... I...I kinda like it
>>146198302
PLEB DETECTED
I want to rub her cute fins.
How much can you tear up a bill before it becomes worthless?
>>146198439
beware though, that way lies madness
>>146198545
once?
>>146197520
Only the purest Aryan chocolate
Brownies
Sure why not
>>146198503
Fish fins can be very sharp and can cut human skin
Just pet goats or rub (appropriately aged) human feet like the rest of us, it's better for your health.
>>146198459
Does the original version have sound?
>>146198545
In Euroland you can pay with a bill so long as 51% of it are legible.
Not like many stores will accept that, though.
>>146198545
i think you need the serial number and the other thing to still use it but if you have most of it you can give it to the bank for a new one
>people liking white chocolate
whats it like to have shit taste?
>>146197520
White chocolate
Brownies/ fudge cakeI'd share it with MTT
>>146198723
I don't know, you tell me
>>146198662
But look at how cute they are!
>>146198302
4Chan is 18+
>>146198670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw64UJsEel4
ripped from the game but yes.
>>146198503
lovely lady fins
>>146198545
In the US, you can mail it back to the government and as long as you have clearly more then 50% of the original bill and no special examination is required to determine it's value you can mail it to the government and they'll replace it.
Local banks will also have similar rules for exchange, but it varies depending on the bank in question.
>>146197520
Industrial is the only way to go.
>>146197876
But what if it's theUnderswap version?Because it means Asgore x Papyrus can be a thing, making Asgore bisexual.
>>146197979
Reminder that fiction can still be separated into canon and non-canon.
>>146198967
I know right? <3
>>146198723
Although I find white chocolate too sugary for my tastes, there is nothing wrong in liking it.
Everyone has their own taste preferences, none of which have any objective qualities that make them better behind them, aside from possible health benifits.t. Charafag who likes dark chocolate.
>>146199065
reminder that no one actually gives a shit
>>146195120
It's not like you'd get banned for it. As long as no visible butthole or genitals.
>>146198897
Fish scales are designed to protect them from predators and be swift in water, it probably wouldn't feel nice.
>>146199045
but then you're saying soriel is canon
>>146198662
What about skeletons?
>>146197520
Dark chocolate
Ice cream, I guess. Sauce is really good too.
I'd try to share it with him, might fuck up his gears
>>146199149
Yea I guess if you ignore most of the human race no one gives a shit.
>>146199278
They are warm and cuddly.
Also full of calcium.
>>146196193
On the one hand Salphys is a-ok in my book but on the other hand this guy does it from the "Sans is such a badass he can get any woman he wants and they can never forget him and any partners they have can't be nearly as badass and cool as he is" angle and I don't think I like that
>>146199149
Right.
Post canon sans
>>146199264
...Fuck...
>>146198968
>mail it back to the government
Not really worth it, unless the bill in question is more than 20$.
>>146199246
It would feel good for her, so why not?
>>146199149
Why would you care about fiction in the first place if you want to just inconsistently maim it at a whim?
>>146199395
Nobody got dunked on dummy
>>146199379
go for it
>>146199317
Is this a straight world pride thing?
I want to be her's.
>>146199547
Not the same goat, but what the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
>>146199278
Depending on the area, bones can either be very bumpy or somewhat consistent, but from my experience, it always feels very wierd when touching bones. They have this unsettling smoothness to them.
>>146199462
I am just warning you that you may injure yourself during.
Also, be very careful, it is.extremely easy to accidently dislocate the fins, which takes a long time to heal.
>>146199528
>implying we need to cling to 'pride' when we already know there is more of us and we will always win out
>>146199547
I want to be in her.
>>146198925
you know I don't get it, websites say that there stuff is +18, but they have no way to censor it unless it costs money. Then parents act all surprised when their kid watches porn.why do websites even bother to have these 'warnings' if they serve absolutely no use?
Would you ever hug Protopyrus?
>>146199425
absolutely not worthy it. although depending on your local bank you could redeem it there
>>146199748
legal reasons
>>146199768
no
>>146199748
Legal obligatin, like the terms of use things that are 20 pages long
>>146199748
I believe it's how websites cover their asses if a minor is caught on their site. Like a "don't say we didn't warn you" kind of thing.
>>146199647
Don't worry, I majored in biology, I know what I'm doing.
>>146199768
*Act
*Unhug
>>146199709
Same... but different goat.
>>146199768
yeah, he's a good guy
>>146199837
oh that fish booty
>>146199278
Magical skeletons probably have a little give to their bones. They're probably slightly squishy, warm, and pulse a little.
>>146199748
Legal reasons, duh.
>>146199647
So we are good to go for skeleton pets. Thanks anon!
>>146199768
yes. he would feel weird but he's still papyrus.
>>146199794
That Asgore looks so high he might be in orbit.
>>146199709
Well, that was implied, anon. But I like your forwardness.
>>146199941
He doesn't just grow flowers
>>146199794
oh god i thought he was holding a canned peach on a fork for a moment there.
>>146199837
>Frisk and MK in the waters too
I like thing
>>146199920
That deformed nudist blob is NOT Papyrus!
>>146200053
Don't be silly, Asgore isn't Papyrus
last for smoldad
Which Undertale would you bathe with?
>>146200145
what if that's what papyrus looked like as a baby and he matured into the lovable skeleton we all know and love today
>>146200154
I was very confused, it took me a good minute to figure out he was holding a flower.
>>146200009
>Asgore will never be your dealer and buddy
>>146200009
That explains everything.
>>146200228
Alphys, she probably needs some instructions.
>>146200228
Gay fish or gay robot.
>>146200264
>Asgore will never offer you to hide from the police inside his belly
roll
>>146200254
then anyone sharing protopyrus is in fact posting naked pictures of a child skeleton, which is super illegal
>>146200418
>alphys
reroll
Do not bully the lizard!
>>146200228
Asgore because bath houses are hot
>>146200418
>actually get Asgore
nice
>>146198246
I wish I could anon
I didn't make it myself and I don't remember what brand it was, but it was expensive so I guess it's better for my wallet if I don't remember.
Bare with me I am bad at describing food.
It had whipped cream and shaved chocolate on top
I don't know what the main part was made out of, I think it was ice cream but it didn't melt even though it is hot in my apartment. I don't know how to describe its consistency. Dense? When I would cut it it was soft like cake but when I actually ate it it was smooth and cold, I could lick it exactly like ice cream, but it would never melt. The crust was also a chocolate substance. It was strong enough to keep the pie together but when I would put it in my mouth it would immediately turn to powder.
It defined everything I knew about matter so I am worried it was the work of an enemy stand.
Captcha: cream
>>146200418
This, uh, doesn't work with webm?
>>146200418
>Your best friend is Asgore.
It's the destiny,He's mine
>>146200491
>tfw you've drawn naked pictures of a child skeleton
oh fuck
>>146182436
I experience the same thing all the time.
You basically put yourself into the mindset of someone else life looking at your art and suddenly notice the flaws you didn't before.
>>146200418
>Asgore
This is fine.
>>146200553
I just closed my eyes and hit pause after a few seconds
>>146200587
Jokes on you I already got him here>>146200529
>>146200615
fuck
>>146200418
I got Asgore
and I'm a dadfagmy dreams are coming true
>>146200418
>Mettaton.
I'm okay with this.
>>146200587
Actually,I'm his.
>>146200379
This would be fun.
He promises to leave you out once the way is clear. But then he gets high and forgets, and you're just waiting for him to release you until you're forced to make a racket.
>>146200418
>Undyne
I AM READY TO MAKE A MASSIVE MESS WHILE COOKING
>>146200418
Undyne
I'm dead
>>146200418
I got Sans.
That's alright with me.
>>146200761
>>146200740
i also got undyne
>>146200731
>implying you'll be able to make a racketWell, maybe whatever gaseous part of you remains.
>>146200597
I hope you're ready to sit in bone jail for the rest of eternity, motherfucker
>>146200731
>implying I actually want to leave
>>146200418
>Toriel
I'm fine with this she seems like a cosy person to be around
>>146200228
Undyne, Asriel,Frisk, Chara.
>>146200418
nice i got sans
When is new bread
This bread is 6 hours stale
>>146200228
Toriel. Playing around, simply lying there with her,doing her a favor
>>146200894
Assuming you keep bringing them drug money he might not give you a choice.
>>146200871
100% hydrofluoric acid?
>>146201120
in 80 posts
>>146201179Methane, man.
>>146200228
Woshua
>>146200418
>Asriel
Great, the worst character...
https://my.mixtape.moe/wpkujs.mp4
good afternoon /utg/
>>146201376
Probably the best answer to that question desu
>>146201431...I want that fan... thingy...
I am Anonymous.
>>146201778
nice try namefag
get filtered
>>146200418
>Asriel
Great, the best character!
>>146198337
>sometimes I feel like the only one
Just remember that I'm always around
Except when I'm sleeping or playing vidya
>>146201852Please remove it. What if someone uses that name for a good reason?
>>146201973
When you're not around, I normally am.Goodnight.
>>146200228
I say >>146201376
I want to get woshed
>>146202047
Nighty night anon
>>146201973
I'm usually here as wellbecause I have no life
>>146201979
but anonymous is the biggest shitposter on utg. he never says anything good.
>>146201778
Congratulations on your first shitpost, 'Amonymous'. Be sure to share with the rest of the website to spread your influence.
Let's all agree that this thread is manned by at least one Anon at all times. Okay?
Reminder that Snowdrake ran away from home because his dad just refused to call him anything but 'daughter' and he only came around after he had already lost him
>>146199748
The government.
>>146202469
reminder that snowdrake is chilldrake's bitch.
>>146202469
What?
Snowdrake is the worst monster in the entire underground and Frisk should do everything they can to alter the timeline so it no longer exists in any form.
>>146202569
>tfw no pics or fics about this
>>146197520
mint
OH
It's "Chill"drake. "Chill", as in cold. I thought it was CHILD, as in a youngster.
>>146202695
FUCK YOU'
so snowdrake is worse than monster kid, right?
>>146203143
Well, Monster Kid is best monster kid, so I guess so.
>>146202695
That's COLD man.
I could have been starting on my laundry for the past three hours, but here I am, posting on this general while it's still half alive.
When do you predict the end of /utg/, anons?
>>146203273
Sans please.
I'd suck your dick.
>>146203324
/utg/ ends tomorrow.
>>146203052
fuck you leather man
>>146203143
I'm not sure, which is the one that abandoned his grieving father to badly stutter out puns he stole from a fat skeleton he met while aimlessly wandering the woods?
>>146203380
I have a gf for that
>>146203380
thanks
>>146192889
Hmm aside from fishfags and dadfags this is about what I expected
>>146203380
I don't have one though.
>>146203324
We`re still one of the most active generals at /vg/, anon.
>>146203143
impossible
>>146203619
She can't do it all the time. Let me take a couple of her shifts.
>>146203669
I'd eat you out.
>>146202928
No it's Child Rake
Toby just spelled it wrong
>>146203740
oh that sounds lovely. thank you.
>>146203380
Not if I suck yours first!
Hah gottem
>>146203619
>gf
>>146203929
Looks like we've got ourselves a Suck-Off!
>>146203850
What a slut
>>146204048
sorry. i'll let you guys suck each other's dicks in peace.
>>146203740
>>146203850
Don't fall for him! This is a nefarious trap to catch anons!
>>146204048
No but that doesn't work. If anything, I'm the slut.I really hope I turn out to be good at giving oral sex. It'd be nice to know I can make someone feel good.
>>146204136
Come on I'm just thirsty.
>>146204219
You can't be a slut if you're a virgin.
>>146204353
But I'd be such a good slut! I just need to meet some anons!
>>146204438
Meet some bears in a bathstall
Would you introduce your favorite character to your nerdiest hobby?
Would they enjoy it?
>>146204592
asriel would probably like video games
>>146204592
Yes and doubtful.
Move when ready
>>146204820
>>146204820
>>146204820
>>146204592
Define 'nerdiest'
>>146204858
TOO EARLY
killing this thread
>>146204592
I think Asgore could like watching shitty Anime with me
>>146204949
> Image limit reached
> 15 posts left
Nothing`s happening here, people just getting bored.
>>146204592
I don't think Asgore would enjoy Yugioh
>>146204592
It's not gaming, but yes, I would.
He'd probably think it's cute but wouldn't join in.
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>>146200418
>Muffet
But i don't wanna be just friends....
>>146205891
I'm a fan of that.
Fingering anon's butt
>>146206494
Training anon to cum only from his prostate
>>146206841
Anon being your good pet and lending him out to some friends to have fun with him too.
Filling this thread!
With no more bumps!
>>146207436
Not if I fill it first!
>>146207436
Killing this thread
With no survivors
>>146207162
Rewarding anon with a nice collar, bed, and food bowl.I really want someone to kidnap me and do this already.
>>146207529
you're a big buy...
Last for Asriel
>>146207671
For (You)
>>146207618
Okay, tell me where you live
>>146207859
How quickly can you get to Britain?
>>146207918
It's a hop over the channel.
>>146207997We both know that I'm not giving you my address, and even if I did, you wouldn't bother. Still, it was a nice fantasy.
>>146208149Yeah I won't, my living space is too small even for me. But maybe you will get your kidnapper one day
>>146208408Thanks, honey. I hope you manage to sneak into another anon's house, kidnap him, and steal his bigger house and keep it for yourself and your new pet.I hope my kidnapper puts a chastity cage on me (unless it's a girl who wants to use my dick).
>>146208661Those are some nice ideas. But even a girl could get something out of using a cage on you.
>>146208767True. The extra sense of control is always good, and it's not as if I can't use my mouth.
>>146208971Damn, I need to get somebody like you.
>>146200418
>Get Papyrus
Reroll for shits
>Gets papyrus again
Well then...