Garuda Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/
>>146114709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwvmZSVrNU
I'm a lizard in the tub.
:3
when will XIV have a dead cancer kid NPC
naka bp
*anime noises* FULL BUSSY ALCHEMIST
vjera is a gay nigger male pretending to be a tranny
FEMROES
yes hello this is the cat speaking
>>146141373
Nobody would care if you died.
Lizard
Butts
http://imgur.com/a/XBc2f
*leans in and whispers in your ear*ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗ ᵇᵘˢˢʸ
Remember, it's okay to force this
>>146141394
>>146141436
But this is verboten
>>146141373
noribp
>>146141394
I love this cat when its happy.Please let me EB you.
>>146140505
i honestly have to look for excuses to hang with meria because it would feel weird to insert myself into a friends circle i don't know but i went out on a limb and said hi a few times because everyone either adores her or hates her around here.
it was probably one of the better thread related decisions i've made, since she's been nothing but precious and fun the few chances i've brought her along for aquapolis stuff and i look forward to doing it more.
mer's good people, for sure.
GRAAAAH FULLY CLOTHED NONERPING MIDLANDERS
>>146141436
everyone single one of you is ugly
Any 3* carpenters on Balmung that are willing to work for free and no tip?
hey ho
>>146141373
I'm surprised you haven't made the most punk outfit the game lets you with hair like that.
>>146141485
>Remember, it's okay to force this
>146141436
no no, we do think the same as >>146141435 for it
>>146141394
>colina about to cop a feel
What a slut.
cute femboy looking for loving bf pst
>>146141436
I'm having a hard time finding any of these attractive.
*cha ching* BUSSY IN THE BANK
>>146141570
lol fuck you bitch
anyone wanna do a thing on balmung
i don't know what
i kinda feel like dying but i can't really do that fully in a video game so send me a tell at rich forever and we'll figure something out
he bebe wanna fug
hehehe reptile noise
Looking for cute and pure chococat on Balmung to lovingly EB to better protect and care for them.
>>146141436
I don't get it. Raen femlizards are the easiest things to make look good yet all 3 of you somehow managed to fuck that up.
Leave it to grown men to make disgusting characters and pose with other grown men for more disgusting imgur albums.
Pop a fantasia and try again. Your presence alone makes my eyes burn.
>>146141584
>no no, I do think the same as >>146141435 for it
fix'd
>>146141394
You and abe are the cutest kitties
>>146141436
just keep on pushing, keep on pushing, disgusting wyrmies. when the day of reckoning comes we all know who'll be first on the chopping block.
>>146141604
What up qt
>>146141686
you really should specify which chocolate
it could be dark, milk or white chocolate!
>>146141394
ugly
>>146141671
dude people should craft for free out of their love and passion for the game, not being money hungry jerks
>>146141808
Milk, but I could venture dark depending on the cacao percent.
Ok folks, report in.
Resets coming up, what did you all accomplish?
Got Blacksmith to 58 and got new gear for it.
No progress on Relic yet sadly.
xth for A7S wipes
>>146141748
i'm not cancerous like that, can i be spared?
>>146141792
Hello~
>>146141921
Why don't you craft for free for yourself for your love and passion for the game?
>>146141570
Sure but how about I give YOU the tip ifyaknowwhatimsayin
>>146141921
I always knew you a fucking commie with the amount of red you wear.
remember that cats are fucking ugly
femroes are for those with true taste
>>146141921
I'd do just that if I were a max level omincrafter, but until them I have to stay stingy and vigilant.
>>146142058
this is falseflag
>>146141921
level your own crafter and fuck off
>>146141580It's in phase 1 alpha, I'll poll the thread ( :^) ) on better armor when I get the materials. It'll be a while.Plus I'm mostly thrilled with how awesome Midan looks.
i don't know how to feel
>>146141921
no one would craft if it didn't make megadollars because the crafting grind is awful as heck and will remain awful for the forseeable future
just pay the man
Anyone on Balmung a Alchemist Spec? I just need some Lumi fibers, I have a large order, will provide food and I'm willing to pay as long as you make your demand. Please reply here or meet me somewhere in limsa.
>>146141679
already did
is vjera actually dead or is this a meme
ive been gone a year
>>146142004
>hey guys heh heh heh i'm relevant lol look at my trip lol i raid guys lol ;)
>>146142191
this is bait
>>146142024
>>146142118
Working on it...
>>146142034
I am no such thing.
>>146142145
The only thing I'm paying is paying it forward. Once I'm 60 I'll craft for free too.
>>146142013
Tell me more about yourself.
>>146142010
i don't know, can you? do you have an almost palpable aura of sin around you?
>>146142314
>>146141435
this is spam
nth for meria is a sweetheart
>>146142145
Nah you fuck right off. I craft to FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS. I'd still craft even if the things I made werent able to be sold on the market. I'd just use DoL for money.
>>146142339
What exactly would you like to know?
>>146141436
Well, thanks for more material for the spank bank.
>>146142145
>tfw craft just so I can brand my friends with my fashion label
Making money is just a bonus.
>>146141501
i am eb
>>146142358
no i am a humble au ra
>>146142435
What kind of things do you like? If I'm going to be spending time with you, I want to know more about the qt behind the screen too.
>>146142504
Youve literally broken my heart.
>>146142570
sry
Could someone post some Joe Never webms for me, please? Especially the one where he rolls and dabs
>>146142358
There will indeed be a night of blades, knife ear, but it will be you and yours whose blood waters the cobbles and alleyways.
>>146142185
ya, Megumi Megu
Reminder that au ra and miqo'te literally share the same character model.
Reminder that if Bnhaka and Kaori were to make a disgusting gallery just like >>146141436 it would be praised and lauded as the best of all time.
Reminder that xivg's hypocrisy knows no bounds.
>>146142564
You da real MVP
>>146142723
I'm sorry Tofu
I'm so so sorry
>>146142723
Reminder that me and Ada did it for laughs and you're taking this too seriously
>>146142723
Tofu....................
>>146142723
paks ada and ada's bf are gross
fuck off
>>146142692
But, I don't know them.
>>146142564
>maid code already taken
I hate being so slow.
I'm so sorry about that 17th percentile.
>>146142614
can you explain your reasoning to me? is that when you finally show your true colours and let theevil inside?
>>146142517
welll i won't lie, the cards are definitely stacked against you...
this is unreal this has to be set up
I need help please anybody
>>146142861
It's just Shrekroe having another green meltdown
>>146142910
>only 1 clear
Does he not upload the other parses?
>>146142892
its me....
>>146142723
>Reminder that if Bnhaka and Kaori were to make a disgusting gallery
Uh no shit? Thats like saying "If an ugly fat obnixious chick got naked on stage people would boo but if a hot one did they would cheer" thats completely normal human nature. Theres nothing innately wrong with taking lewd selfies in the game. It just depends on the character and personality behind it.
>>146142943
what's up my man
>>146142723
reminder bolverk forces his weird feet shit and monster rape fantasies here
>>146142861
Post more of this Lala. The more lewd the better!
The falseflags are revving up.
and so the ultrash defense forces arrives right on queue
go on, dance, defend your "spider".
>>146142943
What's goin on my dude?
>>146142894
Name? Post your character.
>>146142957
Those pictures are only ever taken when people have only done one or two clears, and only if their first couple clears were bad.
>>146143016
Lalas can't be lewd dummy I didn't even slam this one that's gross
Why do people even like Abe? He's a piece of shit devoid of any personality outside of "I'm a submissive cat"
Fuck off.
>>146142976
>obnixious
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE USING THAT WORD CORRECTLY?
I can't take this post seriously when it implies that catposts aren't obnoxious.
>>146143120
you erp'd a lala and pissed in their mouth
...?
>>146142976
>personality behind it.
My god, how are you people still not able to discern between fanatsy and reality?
>>146143153
He's skinny, white, and has a big cock.
>winning @ life
>>146143103
Cecilia Tyyne. I think it'd be nice to have the outfit.
Post lewds with leather collars, please!
>aaron having a meltdown and attacking other people
sorry tofu
>>146142561
I like sewing and anime and touhou and fashion and other stuff
>>146143120
What are you talking about? The more small and cute something is the more you should want to ruin it. Thus Lala are the perfect sex toys to bounce on your cock.
>>146143215
You think the actions people take on here arent at all based on their real personality?
anybody here have direction
anybody here feel complete?
>>146142564
Thank you Anon for the Butler Attire! You da man!
>>146143253
there it is
>>146143253
can i touch your pits
>ultrash having a meltdown and circling the wagons
>they can't even pin down the right person
XIVG - Shadow Puppet General
>>146142920
Our legends and oral histories stretch back to the first astral age. We remember your people's sin, and we do not forgive you.
who has the most beautiful rl hands in this general
>>146143250
bruv what
>>146143315
no
yes, dance for me ultrash, defend your memeika
>>146143315
no
i'm completely void of all direction and aspiration and i have no dreams for the future
and yet, i feel almost okay with myself
>>146143315
hahahahaha we've moved beyond that now
>>146143352
you are not a dragon
Reminder that this is someone who is a "world class" player and claims to be better than "98% of all players, period".
I want to cum inside of Awena...
ded game
post your fav sluts
>>146143581
(You)
where do I find a qt midlander girl to sit in my lap on balmung at this hour?
>>146141921
I do this. But not on high level stuff and definitely not to people that want it for free.
>>146143470
ya gotta have some sort of goal my man
i'm looking forward to dying at or before 27 OR alternatively finding someone who makes me want to live forever
at this point i would just settle for feeling like a person
>>146143447
>>146143541
we're all gonna make it
or we won't
who knows
>>146143581
Awena Marette...
>>146143572
...?
>>146143683
...!
>>146143745
....
>>146143581
Aweiner..
I want to raid her booty and sink her treasure..
>>146143572
I want awena to force me to cum inside...
>>146143685
in myse's private room
>>146143816
>Wanting this drama ridden squidhyur to lapsit
>>146142976
>ywn have a 3 way with kaori and banana
It hurts to breathe to be honest.
>>146143805
>>146143815
...
>>146143743
my fallback is death in glorious battle
>>146143153
What did he do to you? Post the dirt
>>146143743
it'd be easier to have a goal if i had any interests whatsoever
my only hobby is vidya and i have no talents bar, vidya, my talents at which are limited anyway
>>146141436
>http://i.imgur.com/LdpbDB1.jpg
>grip the fat on their hips like handles and just dig into their asses
>dumping big load after big load into each reddened, shaking, thick ass
>>146143908
Awena are you going to accept responsibility for my kittens?...
>>146143980
Yes please
Lizards are nothing but spunk dumps for hung studs
http://imgur.com/oANOwgU
>>146143685
meria is afk at the bench in ul dah
>>146143153
wow rude
>>146143867
>not wanting these perfectly sculpted thighs on your lap
your loss
>>146143980
>>146144086
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>146143997
...!
>>146144175
Isnt your comment completely hypocritical to what you just said?
>>146144251
Don't be a deadbeat mother!
Post cats.
>>146144342
ugly cats?
Are there any lewd Lala's on tonight? I want to really pound something small and tight on Balmung !
>>146144364
...tail connector zone...
really nigga?
>>146144342
Abuse the catsluts hour already?
>>146144256
slightly, but there's a difference between memeing and samefagging your shitty autism portfolio
>>146144298
>>146144364
...
>>146144410
>He doesnt know
Thats the weakest spot on all cats.
>>146144342
What's everyone up to tonight?
>>146144487
i know, i play a cat
but you could have worded that so much better
>>146144469
/pet
>>146144429
my lady would you like an escortstraight into a trash compactor?
>>146144487
I think they were implying that the way it was described wasn't sexy in the slightest. Probably reaching into "unsexy".
>>146144568
N-not really...
>>146144525
>>146144570
Then make up a term. Dont make it some meme shit like tailpussy.
>>146144552
...!
>tfw replaced
>>146144627
but its where you belong
>>146144648
>tfw turned down by your future EB and just cant get over it
>>146144648
it's not a very good feeling
>>146143541
We are descendants of the gods that birthed the dragons, not voidkin as you insist.
>>146144552
Why do you like shitting in your pants? What is it about poop that turns you on?
Genuinely curious.
>>146144632
The tail base?
>>146144648
Who replaced you?
>>146144632
it's the base of the tail
???
there is no "connector zone"
>>146141436
>all doing the same pose every picture
>no interaction
Shit tier. What a waste.
>>146144154
both ugly
>>146144705
nuh, /this/ is trash dragon
>>146144742
just like hellsguard literally guarded the gates to hell
oh wait, they didn't. bullshit legends are bullshit legends. even worse is that you didn't get your bullshit legend right at all. not even au ra believe they descended from dragons, retard.
Someone have Ironworks pentamelded? What are the percentages on Meteorite for you?
>>146144779
Next time. I'll find a cute to pose with.fair warning my graphics card is botswana tier
>>146141921
> people should craft for free out of their love and passion
> not being money hungry jerks
Spent 15m penta/quad-melding my Ironworks gear. Another 10m making it. People can fucking pay my market board prices or gtfo.
which c@s have the best:
>ass
>titties
>tail
>feet
>>146144816
Say it to my face.
>>146144816
*not seeing trip*
oh shit, dirty lizard bringing the heat!
oh....
did someone vomit a toothpaste on you?
>>146144742
garbage legends, please return to haukke manor for further education
>>146144936
me
me
me
me
>>146144952Who will do your elezen?Is this around the time you usually play?
>>146144992Well-played
>>146144936
me all
>>146144983
Anon I kinda wanna get into Void slaying. I really like Au Ra but I think it's time I start to kill them instead, where do I start?
>>146144983
W-whats that supposed to mean huh!
which is cuter
male elezen x female midlander or
male au ra x female midlander?
please motivate your choice and maybe post screen of the pair you prefer I'm in a drawing mood nothing lewd
>>146145130
there is nothing cuter than male elezen and fem miqote
>>146144524
Being miserable at work.
>>146144992
>>146145074
Just fuck already, you two. Stick your tails in each other's cooches and choke each other until you both cum at the same time.
>>146145130
Male au ra with female midlander because male elezen with female miqo'te is cuter than with a female midlander.
>>146145130
Midlander Female x Highlander Female
>>146145063I'm not sure when or if I'll ever commission someone for my brown elf.And I usually play a few hours earlier, but I had things to take care of. I work during the day
Currently leveling. Trying to hit at least 46/47 tonight.
>>146144893
More of this Lala!
>>146145130
not drawing miqo'te, only female midlander sorry
>>146145259
please no meme answers the options were the two listed
>>146145130
male au ra and female midlander
2cute sizediff
>>146145130
Male Elezen and Female Midlander is prolly the cutest, since it's canon that they can breed, refer to the Hilda NPCAlso eggy is only friend, nothing more
>>146145264
>I'm not sure when or if I'll ever commission someone for my brown elf.
You should totally go for it.
>>146145095
well i hear theres this ship that sails through the sky thats literally FULL of the bloody things, if you can find it.
>>146145115
it means you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
>>146145130
male au ra femcat
>>146145130
Either is lovely and I'll love either.
I guess midlander x aura though if I had to choose.
>>146145259
Mid female x Highlander male is cute. CUTE!Reverse is nice too (MMxFH)
>>146145227
what
>>146145074
~<3 Now clean yourself up!
>>146145227
>Stick your tails in each other's cooches and choke each other until you both cum at the same time.
I'd pay 100k each to see this
>>146145332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGFXcTsLJlg
>>146144952
I'd say it on your face, but it looks like someone already did.
>>146145332
that filename and spoiler made me cringe jesus fuck
>{Yes, Please}
>>146145264
You have a brown elf?
>>146145342
h-how rude...
>>146145356
Do I really have to spell it out? Have some rough hate sex with each other! Screw the fact you don't have any dude bits! Your tails are phallic enough! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>146145357
/fistbump
>race-mixing
Elezen are for elezen only.
>>146145357
Please do not post inchlings with such degenerate thoughts.
>>146145483
>>146145335Maybe, in regards to a commish.I'm focusing 100% on dirtylizard, as my free time's limited.
I made brown elf with /vg/ out of boredom late one night. I like her
>>146145451
Third time's the charm.
>>146145356
Go spear some mint.
>>146145559
t-the dragons arent for sexuals anon...
>>146145608
and you cant have elezens now since you're au ra
>>146145264
>brown elf
Must. Resist.
>>146145326
when are you getting a midlander bf or gf then
>>146145608
You wanted to fuck femroes when you were an elezen and still want to.
You're a dirty race mixer
>>146145608
i've had enough with your racist mouth paris
>>146145264Your elezen is super cute and it's rare to get black characters around /xivg/ and in-game.
>>146145402
I, all of a sudden have a strong dislike for half breeds and pity for them after this video, thank you Anon.
>>146145454
Just saying we're only friends, nothing more, notgay.
>>146145662
m-make me!
>>146145662
Oh my, lovely. Very nicewould want as a princess/queen.
>>146145689
get fucked by*
>>146145667
>literally the succubus race
>>146145671
>>146145689
>>146145706
Wow, I got jumped on. No mercy.
>>146145130
>male au ra x female midlander
>>146145662
Seriously, you need to be in Southern Thanalan.
Do the combat leves and beast quests.
>>146145819
Au ra aren't even close to being as succubi should be, dude.
>>146145819
A c-cat is okay too...?
>>146145783
it's honestly the coolest way to look at it if you want halfbreeds at all. i'm not inclined to believe hyurs can conceive with anyone but elezen or maybe miqo'te, though.mostly because as a male au ra i want to fill my personal midlander without hesitation
>>146145680
because i've got a cat~
>>146145667
Hraesvalgr and Saint Shiva say otherwise (but in their case, it was more about love than the hanky-panky). Clean up that dirty au ra with your love nectar and engage in some visceral physical intimacy!
>>146145662
Are you! Let her minty freshness clean you up! Get rid of the grime and get jiggy with the grind!
>>146145667
>the dragons arent for sexuals
>>146145823just like you show no mercy to the members of any race on your dick
Could someone please post a mega link to the nude mod for 3.3?
So when the new race comes out, are all you shitters who switched from Cat to Dragon go to that as well?
>>146145969
meria on suicide watch
>>146145975
S-shush!
>>146145972
I-i'll clean her... not l-like that though...
>>146145210
>>146145860
I'm doing MSQs, though. In Coerthas or whatever. Just rescued Wedge or Biggs.
Whichever.
>>146145950
I always think Half-races are cute and fun, but not when they're littered everywhere. I think anything half au ra can be rather cute. But I would hate it they cop out with like for being a half au ra it would be like -
>scales
>small horn
>smaller tail
>shorter if male
Also I want to believe in my head canon that Elezen and Au Ra can be a thing, mainly due to Elezen's affiliation with the void way back when for their use of black magic.
>>146145994
Excuse me? Can you not?
>>146145783
Is it true that she likes godspeed?
>>146146203
Just spreading the truth like you spread the legs of anyone you get your hands on.
>>146146149
oh yeah at least as visible physiology is concerned elezen look like they could probably mingle with au ra
>>146145919
trust me, i know ALLLL about the filth of your race. don't think you can act all innocent
>>146143268Adorable.
>>146146137
"whichever"? how can you speak of your fellow ironworks employees like this
>>146146203
Just stop responding, they said shit like this to me too. Fucking freak.
>>146146245
I don't know too much about their relationship but I've known Eggy for over a year now. I can honestly say she has no real sort of emotion like wanting or lust. But she just admires people and have soft crushes on them. A lot of people can confuse this rather easily, and that's how it usually spirals out of control.
But let's say hypothetically speaking, Godspeed finds a cutie patookie girl, or boy. Eggy would be really happy, since Godspeed found happiness in a sense. Hypothetically that is, Godspeed will never find anyone.
>>146146298
I don't like the manner of degeneracy that you're accusing me of. Leave.
>>146146469
yes let us all admit that godspeed will die alone and forgotten. he will definitely not be found for several days, well after rot has taken hold.
>>146146469
she has a legit crush on him but poor girl doesn't think she's good enough to date anyone what with being asexual and suicidal
>>146146386
only one of us is filthy, and thats just her face!
>>146146469
>she
>>146146534
Is it really an accusation when it's true?
>>146146539
Don't get me wrong, I really like Godspeed, we talk often. Usually about random shit like Overwatch, memes, and the correct way to use semicolon. I honestly wish he does settle with a cute girl that'll take care of his wounds, physical and emotional.
>>146146348
Au Ra x Elezen was my longest otp relationship. Most of the time the Female Half Breed would probably look like succubus with correct neck height.
>>146146092
*tch* Fine. Take her out on a few dates and then have lesbian tail sex with each other if the feelings are mutual at that point. You two have a decent dynamic together, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.
>>146146617
the sin is carved into your soul, its not as easily seen and cleaned as dirt on your face
>>146146397
I was worried you weren't going to reply ;~;
>>146146750
>immediately call to mind Chaos taint
>the only cure is fire
>>146146713
m-maybe!
I'd like to help her level at some point, but we're both healers... a-and i think she wants to s-stab me in my sleep...
>>146146750
Rude!
How d-dare you say such things...
Grr, stupid nap that turned into hours of sleep. There was so much I wanted to do tonight!
Aether please assist for stone vigil. I've only run this dungeon twice and it has me tilted..
>>146146950
had a lot of clients you missed huh~?
>>146146883
There is no such thing as innocence.Only degrees of guilt.
i didn't expect this
i don't know how to feel
i don't know what to do
>>146146886
oh you can help her "level" at some point
>>146146950
somuchyou wanted to do or somanyyou wanted to do
>>146147062
>Vagueposting hourI know that feel though
>ESTUNIEN-DONO!!
>>146146886
>but we're both healers
Pre-form parties, trials, and raids can fix that for you.
>a-and i think she wants to s-stab me in my sleep...
Hopefully in the sexual sense--more specifically plunging into your maidenhood with her tail as you sleep, giving you erotic dreams about experiencing the pleasures of a woman. Everyone has urges.
>>146147062
Do the only thing YOU can do!
Kissyourself!
>>146147045
Fix your steam!
>>146146587
you can't date if you're asexual and won't put out you can't have romantic love without sex
>>146147072
Yes. Level!
She probably has dirty diseases, so just level!
>>146147182
You shut u-up!
>>146146883
ah its clear what i must do then. Nael van Darnus attempted to cleanse Eorzea with the moon. I'll just use the sun instead.
>>146147201
but i'm grinding for esooo.
Need to get at least 1.5k by like 5am or something along those lines.
>>146147257
Ok do that too
>>146146656
>[1:32][1]<Girl Friend> The lean elezen looms over the small, doughy, childlike Lalafell, beeming with lust and desire as he plotted his next move on his prey.
>>146146539
i am no one and i am nothing
i'll die alone because i'll make everyone who loves me disappear
is this news to anyone?
>>146147335
call the police
>>146147408
I wish I could blacklist you here too.
>>146146656
>>146147335
I fucking KNEW it was you, you asshole.
>>146146950
>this will never be yourcocksleeve
>>146147408
we're all just dust in the wind, dude~
>>146147335
>tfw eliminator of allagan elezen
NO LALAFELL WAS SAFE IN HIS HANDS but at least he went to rehab.
>>146147217
>tfw meria will never be loved
>not even midnight yet
>leveling
>sitting in an uncomfortable wooden chair
>still getting sleepy doing these MSQs
Eugg
>>146147249
Sounds like somebody wants a hobo punch to the back of the head.
>>146147042
But I don't charge!
>>146147072
Maybe a bit of both...
>>146147531
Well, maybe not tonight but all it takes most evenings is a bit of confidence...
>>146147545
You can't get rid of me that easily.
>>146147520
But WHO is it?
>>146147634How about an Elezen x Elezen massage to wake up?
>>146147689
>old picture
See? Eliminated. My job here is done.
post character and ill draw them in this
not drawing any females sry
>>146147610
Your face looks a little too innocent to be in such a place as Ul'dah.Get out while you can.
>>146146983
if it doesn't have eso it's not worth doing
>>146147634
N-nuh huh!
I wanted to offer to help you level...
But I'm busy for the next 36 hours....
>>146147664
You don't?
I'll be sure to tell all my friends.
>>146147517
i hope doctor's find a way to repress ur crippling autism
when ur around ppl u don't like irl do u cover ur ears and start yelling
actually nah that would require u to be around people but ur a basement dweller sorry
>>146147249
Nope. I am an arbiter of love, and I say you and dirtylizard should do the deed.
>>146147634
Molest the toothpaste in her sleep while you're at it, too.
>>146147634
>tfw have to work 50 hours this week
>staying up every night until 4 am trying to get to cap
It's terrible living on the west coast because no one is up doing things at this time so fates/queues are dead.
>>146147787
I assume that's the endgame currency
>>146147832
How's the erp with your moonc@
>>146147832
I needed your head, I fucking ruined an Ironworks Ring of Crafting.
>>146147736
You just keep thinking you've gotten rid of me.
I'll strike back from the shadows, when you least expect it.
>>146147897
Even if I w-was interested, I don't think our schedules would allow it!
>>146147926
I'm not a femroe so you wouldn't even want to strike me..unless you're having withdrawals from your height challenged girls.
>>146147832
ty bro, I needed a laugh tonight
>>146147926
He will strike at all the world's defenseless lalafell.
>>146148003
Not got any mirrors?
>>146147909
Yeah, I'm pulling another 50+ hour week. I have no idea why I decided now was a good time to return to XIV.
>>146147897
Why would I want to do that?
>>146147806
I'll be fine. Just need to focus. Play some music.
>>146147725
QT. I'll honestly probably justuse brown elf as a strictly RP char or something; I don't t hink I can stomach leveling up an alt at all. Just don't know what kind of character she'd be
>>146146587
she better not tell him because you couldn't pay him into wanting her broken ass
>>146148104
how hard do you orbit godspeed for you to be this mad and jelly
>>146148000
>>146148026
We're gonna have a nice talk about the lies you two are spreading very soon.
>>146148172
>jelly over meria
nothing to be jelly about
>>146148103
Well good luck with that then!
Dirtnose
>>146148172
>>146148249
This one time I ate a root beer jelly, and I didn't realize it was next to a coffee jelly.
Why is life so hard?
>>146148103
So you're not entirely opposed to it? That's good to know.
>>146148103
>Why would I want to do that?
She's a tsundere, therefore making the first move will secure your dominance over her.
>>146148103
From what I hear odd numbered patches are the best time to return. Albeit it might not coincide with irl schedules and other things. Hopefully I'll have more time for vidya this upcoming semester because I'll be going part time and attending >art schoolplease kill me
>>146148294
>coffee jelly
What are you even talking about?
I got a cute owl :3c
>>146147771
>that slut glam
>innocent
>>146148372
Blue colour best colour!
>>146148227
The only lies here are the ones you tell your prey before bringing out the rag.
>>146148370
Certain Yogurt shop or tea shops have like very small jellies, that come in different flavor. It usually heighten the flavors and stuff, I accidentally got some Root beer and coffee one in my frozen yogurt. And coffee and soda is not a good flavor combination...
>>146148356
>art school
I made the same mistake. Hopefully you won't rot like I did and wind up with a degree in barista.kill me
>>146148340
I'm not drawing this.
>>146148356
>art school
dont waste your parents money anon..
>>146124613
i assume you gave it away or were joking since you never responded but i'm still willing to cam on skype for maid code if you want, post ign or an alt or something
Well at least it is a nice night to do some quick Hunts.
>>146147806
Please do, I'm not sure where people would get such a silly idea.
What's the best food for a CUL to make money?
late xth for no hyperelectricity
>>146148372
That haircut is garbage.
>>146148567
Seafood Stew
Baked Pipira
then you're kind of out of luck.
>>146148491
>>146148513
Hopefully I can make something out of it. Art Center is pretty good for what it offers but here's to being 80k dollars in debt.The best part is that I'm 3 semesters away from a business degree but I'm dropping all that for art full time :^)
>>146148491
I didn't say anything about drawing it, but if you'd like an idea you could draw yourself booping her on the nose, causing her to recoil from the minor shock of being delicately struck.
>>146148491
I want topolishthis lizard'sscales.
>>146147761
pls bored
>>146148665
as someone with that much debt in an art degree
dont do it man... you're almost done with a business degree. finish it first. work for a few years in a good job and then decide if you really want to do it.
>>146148426
Owl comes in other colors?
>>146148585
Everything about me is garbage desu
>>146148768You draw me too much already..
>>146148665Just stay motivated. Don't stop doing whatever you're doing. A common failure of many of my peers (myself included) was losing that spark we enter the schools in.
Best of luck, regardless.
>>146148671
I have a backlog of lewds I need to draw, but it'd be nice to draw something normal for once. Maybe when I get some legit time off.
>>146148696
>>146148491Lessi?
>>146148796
Looks like a boy with titties.
I need people to queue for catrum meridianum
I just hit lvl 60 miner
What can I grind to make money? Everything seems to just cost barely 300gil per on the MB
Besides unspoiled nodes of course
>>146148847
hi cg give me something to draw im fucking bored
>>146148884
Don't bully girls with short hair
>>146148884
Nope. I'm new to the shithole that is /xivg/.
>>146148927
Unspoiled Nodes or bust
>>146148976
I don't bully, I embrace.
>>146149004
Huh, you really remind me of someone. Still cute though.
>>146148665
It's okay anon I did two years of engineering then dropped out and found a job in uh.
An 'unrelated field'
There's money to be made out there even for the not-smarts!
>>146148796
I meant the dress desu
>>146148939Either brows or my xaela edgeboy pls
>>146147725
>ywn collect this elezen's hair in one hand in order to guide their lips along your thick and heavy cock
>feeling their intermediate efforts to open up their throat
>>146149059
Wow, I didn't know they added Koreans into the game.
>>146148902
Well at least it's accurate to what I look like irl then
>>146149059
oki
>>146149013
There must be something I can just endlessly grind for good money!
>>146148927
Nothing that isn't on some sort of timer will make you any serious gil. The last thing that did was Camphorwood Branches in 3.2, for at least the first month or so, and that was sort of a special case.
If you're seriously opposed to Unspoiled Nodes, though, you could always try your hand at Ephemeral Nodes. They're on a timer, but the windows are in blocks of four in-game hours instead of one hour, and for the most part, as soon as one window ends, another one elsewhere in the world becomes active.
Where my fellow Hyuran at?
>>146149128
I'm going to be your sugar daddy. I promise to spoil you as much as I can.
I'll even play for your server transfer.
how should I feel
RESET WHEN?
>>146149192
Nope. Miner got shafted in 3.3. You either hit Unspoiled's or you level Botanist.
>>146149547
Never. This is the final week.
>>146149547
Thirty-two minutes.
>>146149547
Right...MEOW!
>>146149128
do you look like this?
>>146149192
Your other choice is doing diadem and selling materials but good luck with that.
>>146149314
A fantasia away, I'm just living up the elezen life while I can.
>>146149162
{/panic}
>>146149547
33 minutes nigga how the fuck do you not know this by now
god damn
>>146149117
Just send 'em a tell, what have you got to lose.
Why you guys up so late?
>>146149587
And what can I gather as botanist to make money, anon? I could no-life that.
>>146149721
It's another choice, thanks anon.
>>146149839
>late
Yknow some of us are eu
>>146149483
nah my guy don't you worry about her
am i panicking about
nothing
>>146149839
Unplanned really long nap.
>>146149839
>doesn't know that other countries exist
t. clapmerican
>>146149839
spending time with a friend
>>146150047
Vaguenessss
>>146149839
Why not?
>>146149839
i am nocturnal
or actually i just sleep whenever
whatever
i wish i was just dead instead :DDDD
>>146150083
I wish you were spending time with me instead.
>>146149941
lmao this gets better and better
>>146150054
i hope you find your way back to sleep so you don't need a long nap at the same time tomorrow!
>>146150054
Do you like other fem au ra?
I have avery long cockyou could take care of
is godspeeby rly friggin desu
>>146149839
i'm eu
but i can't keep a sleeping pattern because my body will take as much sleep as it wants so it's never even or anything
is there a list of what qualifies for the amazon summer promotion?
waves of anxiety crashing washing away any sense i had left I can't think straight everything blurs and im torn between two things I don't fully undertand
>>146150054
Is she pouting because she hasn't received anyprecum? If so then I can help since I've been so backed up.
>>146149941
I thought you had me? Looking for multiple people I see!
>>146149839
eso grind, bud.
SV is long holy shit
>>146148782
I've thought about going to an art school for about a year before I pulled the trigger on it. Worst comes to worse I'll just do the JET program and shave off ha third of my debt in 2 years
>>146148875
Ty that's what a lot of people tell me actually is that they either drop out because of complacencyor they figure drawing porn is good but inconsistent income.
>>146149054
Here's hoping I can take advantage of being a not-smart in 2016!Thanks for reading my blog.
>>146150545
What'd I say about taking a break.
>>146145995
I might upload it tomorrow if I feel generous
>>146150549
Good luck, do what you dream, life will go on!
Drawing porn for bonus bux can't hurt too even if you don't end up full time baris...uh, artist
>>146150303
I'm actually pretty worried about this too. I really hope I can get to sleep soon!
>>146150304
Of course I do, that sounds just lovely.
>>146150478
Well, that is occasionally why I pout, though tonight you will have to hold it.
>>146150083
>beepy has acquired a new target
fug
>>146150649
Ada why didn't you warn me that you're a terrible person before invitinge to your guild?
I feel abused and betrayed and you should be ashamed of yourself for taking advantage of my innocence.
/s
>>146150768
Would you move servers if Ipromised to take care of you
>>146150539
anyone i'm talking to now would be platonic
sorry bud i gotta SETTLE DOWN to try and be less miserable
>>146150280
poor meria
>>146150863
Post with avatar
>>146150623
AIN'T NO REST.
Though honestly like 2 more runs and i'll probably call it my eyes are sleepy.
>>146151064
On mobile ;~;
>>146150889
Oh my, I appreciate the offer but I like this server.and like an abusive partner...
>>146150863
Oh nevermind I didn't see the trip, rip. You can always talk to me on discord or in-game if you have concerns, we can work something out if you'd like
>>146151156
>/s
I-i was joking yknow...
Your gallery last night was cute
>>146151141
I can be very abusive and still spoil you though. Why don't you try it?
>>146151239
Jeez getting me worked up over nothing.you're my favorite recent addition and I want my group to be comfy to anyone so I take something that looks like a complaint seriously
>>146151368
~!
I bet you say that to all the newbs
But no, all is great thanks and I'm grateful for the invitation~
>>146150545
Screw it, I'm saving this for reaction use.
>>146151502
Nah, I do treat my fc like family but I think your cute lizard earns you the teacher's pet award
>>146149839
My sleep schedule is ten different shades of fucked up and I think I'm turning into a legitimate narcoleptic with the amount of impromptu naps I end up taking.
>creepy hour
Alright, post your best stuff. Ada is already in full swing, let's get that Max link and Aaron's video going too.
hello...
>>146149764
no one else asked for anything so i just dropped the moogle thingdrew both cuz i like both
>>146151656
>ultrash this mad they couldn't get someone in their own FC
lol
>>146151564
You're too kind~
>>146151706
>the only people who think paks is a fucking loser is ultrash!!!!!
i'm from mateus but ok
>>146151656
I'll be back in two hours anon, pls look forward
fix your fucking shit S-E
>>146151638
Try to get some more sleep
if you have to take emergency naps its good to take them in 20 min increments as any longer than 25 minutes will cause you to become groggy and youll get that effect of being so tired you can feel your bones
>>146151674
Not bad but I prefer my BP's to look unique and not cliche snowc@t
>>146151770
this is falseflag
>>146150845
What ever do you mean?
>>146151060
again you can't want to date someone and be asexual sex and lewd equals love
>>146151530
Take it, it's all yours my friend.
>>146151910
It doesn't tho? Are you one of those guys that think relationship = fuck buddies?
>>146151685
OMG I LOVE THEM TY TY
>>146152008
I think that's a tongue-in-cheek comment.
>>146151863
No
Love,
SE
>>146151957
>genkidama.jpg
>>146151685
That's qt as fuck.
>>146152134
>weeb loser
>>146151910
when i feel shitty about myself i remember that i'm not miss i-don't-have-sexual-urges-and-don't-want-sex-but-i-want-love-and-romance and feel better
talk about getting the shit end of the stick
>>146151884
i'm not your bp pAL
nice
>>146152264
>putt this mad
>>146151886
this is falseflag
aaron shits up the thread literally anytime they post here with pointless non-discussion garbage posting of their frankly unattractive raen in "le sexiii clothe" or "nude mod oopsie!!" and while they're not the only person or the worst that's no excuse to act like they're not still a fucking disgusting individual, especially given what we know about them as a person inside and outside of the game.
like for fuck's sake at leastkarnahas a somewhat cute character.not to say they don't sometimes go overboard in the thread... please try to work on this
>>146152264
>romance requires sex meme
>asexuals literally cannot ever have sex or they're not ace meme
>current year
i legitimately feel sorry for you
>>146152264
How amazingly mad and pathetic do you have to be to harp on about this for so long? Does rejection sting this badly?
>>146152342
nah i legit feel bad for meria that's a shitty combination
wanting love but incapable of sex
>>146152294
Done and said I don't want your dirty snowc@t bp so no worries.
>>146152454
epic falseflag
>>146152492
alright...
WHY THIS GAME HAS THIS CHARACTER CREATION RESTRICTION?
>>146152264
You sound like a pretty shitty person. That's such a weird loop; you feel shitty but to make yourself feel better you take solace in being shitty.
>>146152351
this is falseflag
shyvana shits up the thread literally anytime they post here with pointless non-discussion garbage posting of their frankly unattractive midlander in "le sexiii clothe" or "swimsuit lewd ooppsie" and while they're not the only person or the worst that's no excuse to act like they're not still a fucking disgusting individual, especially given what we know about them as a person inside and outside of the game.
like for fuck's sake at least moni has a somewhat cute character. not to say they don't sometimes go overboard in the thread... please try to work on this
>>146152529
post pits
Been a couple months since my last subscription burned out. With those Amazon items waiting in my moogle mailbox and 3.3 out is now a good time to resub?
>>146152571
this is falseflag
ada shits up the thread literally anytime they post here with pointless non-discussion garbage posting of their frankly unattractive futalander in "le sexiii clothe" or "swimsuit lewd ooppsie" and while they're not the only person or the worst that's no excuse to act like they're not still a fucking disgusting individual, especially given what we know about them as a person inside and outside of the game.
like for fuck's sake at least vjera has a somewhat cute character. not to say they don't sometimes go overboard in the thread... please try to work on this
>>146152330
>discord drama no one cares about but will be regurgitated ad nauseum to illicit reactions
nice
>gordian falseflagging this hard
>>146152134
Dude I don't understand Japanese like that I only eat the food, making me look it up and it's 4 am goddamn it.
>>146152586
If you want meido yeah, you can buy a time card from amazon and knock out two birds with one stone.
>it's a PLD outdpsing the BRD with WHM top dps episode
The /xivg/ discord in the pastebin is just people posting furry shit in the nsfw channel and people getting away with unironically using emoticons.
How did it somehow manage to be worse than these threads?
>tfw falling asleep while sitting up in the most uncomfortable computer chair possible
>tfw just shy of level 45 and it's 1:30am
God. Tonight sucks
>>146152640
putt got kicked from NEET?
>>146152586
>>146152715
FUCK this bullshit amazon promo.
>>146152823
whats a maxibon?
>playing ot for nidex
>run straight through the first geirskogul tether, it doesn't pass
>kills 3 people
>we clear anyway
honestly tethers and buff passing can fuck off i am already fucking sick of them
also if anyone on balmung ever needs a tank for clears or if you're putting together clear -> farm parties that can actually clear, hmu
i will probably get around to learning WHM this week when i get the required ilvl
>>146152846
Get some sleep. The game will be here tomorrow.
>>146152715
I actually already got the codes a few days ago, punched them into Mog Station and everything. Items sitting in the mail box like that don't ever expire or anything, right? Either way I'll probably resub shortly.
>>146152846
>one other person on the west coast
Y-you really do exist...
>>146152785
>people getting away with unironically using emoticons
I hope you realize what a retarded sentence this is.
>so many people think you're referring to their armor when you tell them they look great
puttel needs to seriously fucking die
>>146153113
they will eventually, anon
we all will
focus on something else instead
>>146153016
You're beautiful
Server?
>when your second weapon drops on the 10th clear
well crap what do i spend the totems on now?
any Horde weapons have specially well allocated secondaries?
>>146153026
i'm on West coast too
>>146153170
One of the rare few people on Malboro.
>>146153256
i think the black mage horde weapon is okay?
#bringbackguffy
#guffydidnothingwrong
I bet it was ultrash poisoning RareX that got the boy himself kicked
>>146153406
that was my first one! but yeah i did the stat crunching and the Horde one is better than my 230 lore. atleast til i finish my 240 relic that is, then il obviously use that
the only bearable posters in these threads are hyur
>>146153463
i'm still on the unidentified phase for BLM weapon, i lost motivation when i accidentally did the WHM quest instead
>>146152973
Yeah, but free time is hard to come by.
>>146153026
Yeeep.
>>146153526
Thanks fellow Hyur
>>146153526
what if the au ra is accompanied by a hyur
>>146153549
unidentified takes foreeeeeever, wishing you the best of luck!
>>146153526
which are your favorites?
>>146153551
harder if youre falling asleep constantly!
>she likes my elezen more than my au ra
>>146153592
i'm 20/12/21/20 at the minute
that 21st one hurt to get
>>146153584
you taint her
>>146153594
pips
So what is an S-rank hunt and how do I get one?
I've only found two hunt boards... one in your respective GC area and just outside The Forgotten Knight in Ishgard. I've picked up every hunt from those boards many times to collect all the minions and various other things but I have not once seen any of these elusive "S-rank" hunts that apparently have a very long respawn timer which attract large crowds.
Is there a quest I haven't done? Is there a board I'm missing?
>>146153617
Well that makes complete sense considering your au ra.
>>146153749
they just have conditions to spawn that, once met, spawn
there's no guarantee when or where in their zone they'll spawn, just that they will provided conditions are met
>>146153749
They spawn under some conditions and you have around 2 minutes max to get to one before people try to kill it
Install guildworks
>>146153652
hey youre doing great!!
almost there!
>>146153749
There isn't a hunting board or hunting log for S-ranks! They're special monsters that pop up once in a while and give a lot of seals. You don't need a quest or anything to receive the reward for killing them, just show up and join a party when you hear someone call them out in shout or such.
>>146153661
>you taint her
well you're not wrong about that
>>146153873
i've been doing it exclusively through beast tribes, bar the esoteric ones which i foolishly used beast tribe tokens to get
>>146153770
fuck you my au ra is great
>>146153353are you into lewd?
>>146153818
Third-party software? No thanks. I'll continue not doing them.
>>146153889
Good to know. Thank you.
{blog}
>No wipe weeping city run on reset and at last boss now
>All is good
>DC
>Log back in, "your sub is inactive"
>Panic, hurridly slap some crysta on and get back in thinking about how I don't get my weekly
>Log in with the wrong brd top on and not my new one>[1:51 a.m.]You obtain a Mhachi penny.>[1:51 a.m.]You obtain a fragment of Mhachi matter.Bless you SE for being a god of mercy.
>>146154009
What the fuck is wrong with this thread.
Goodnight thread
>>146153953
yeah gotta remember which ones come from which source!
>>146154024
just ask around for a hunt linkshell to know when they are up, people will call them out
>>146153526
Some of the female Midlanders are whores and female Highlanders are more degenerates than them, other than that the rest, even the males, are fine.
>doing wiping city with weaboo monks
>[9:54](M'hryl N.) Ninpo Sozo Saisei — Byakugo no Jutsu
>[9:57](M'hryl N.) Ninpo Sozo Saisei — Byakugo no Jutsu
>[9:59](M'hryl N.) Ninpo Sozo Saisei — Byakugo no Jutsu
>>146154065
Chill bro at least they asked.
post handsome male characters
no stupid lalas and ugly cat boys
>>146154065
What did you expect? 4chan is full of sex-deprived freaks.
>>146154249
I'll post a blue tin can instead.
>>146154249
Oh hey, apparently if you click people while /gpose it switches the camera focus onto them.inb4 avatarfagging as someone else
>>146154009
My roleplaying skills in general are lacking as is, so I typically don't even attempt it, let alone ERP. So no, but sorry to disappoint you.
>>146154249
Have a gaycuck
>>146154249
all male characters look like shit
give me some of that futa goodness instead
>>146154523
Yo buttler clean my room
>>146154556
shut the fuck up and fuck off
nobody asked you
>>146154024
Guildworks isn't a must-have for hunts, luckily! I've never used it and I'm able to catch plenty of S-ranks by reading shout in large cities or areas that I'm just passing through. As >>146154121 said there are dedicated linkshells for calling them out which helps a lot!
>>146154556
fuck off and kys
>>146154249
>>146154602
>>146154556
>>146154249
this is falseflag setup
>>146154009
>>146154512
Oh, I should mention though that I AM flattered though, so thanks for that.
>>146154559
Sure no problem.
I must warn you I'm a kleptomaniac though.
>3 weeks of Seph Ex and not a single clear.
Just give me my axe lord. That's all I'm asking for.
>>146154602
no one wants to see males except gay dudes who should FUCK OFF
>>146154625
all im saying is that you would look better as a chick
>>146154654
I must warn you in return my room is full of spiders.
>>146154642
>cute AND nice
Have a good night, malboroc@
>>146154523does this mean you like boys?
>>146154695
kys
>>146154249
>>146154695
die die die
where all the boringlanders at?
>kys
The quickest sign to find an underageb& posting among us.
>>146154732
I'll be fine.
>>146154764
I dunno anymore, I got married to a boy cat. But I think girls are still cute.
>>146154808
>>146154523
these are very handsome elzen
>>146154249
Early morning reminder that liking futa is a mental disorder and you should be undergoing intense therapy.
>>146154615
meria don't coddle the hunt marks
>>146154808Take me you pointy eared hunk
>>146154847
post t@s
>146154897
early morning bait
>>146154856
Sorry I missed the wedding but I was clinically dead.
Tired. Dead tired. Clinically.
>>146154826
why?
why are you so mean
>>146154850
okkill yourself :^)
>>146154249
>>146154897
Futa is literally less gay than straight porn.
Unless you're one of those faggots that enjoy futa on male. That's just wrong.
>>146154897
Futafags should die instead.
>>146154974
Don't worry spud, you didn't miss anything except for TWO RINGZ (even though there's 3 if you count that ball of light)
I had a really hard laugh out of it.
>>146154893
Thank you friend
>>146154894
Has to be played by a girl.
>>146154249
>>146155082
nah that nigga is as gay as the homo man himself
>>146154990
>I like dick but it's okay because it's on a girl!
No, you're a male and you like dick. Doesn't matter what it's attached to. You're gay.
>>146155126
sluuuut
>>146155126
ugly
>>146155139
So what if he is? It's not like there's anything wrong with being gay. Unless you live in the boonies anyway or in a third world country but yeah.
>>146155126
c u t e
u
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>>146155236
Because they like to stalwartly claim they're not. I never said anything about being gay being wrong. I'm saying they're deluded to claim to be straight when they're attacted to the male penis.
>>146155139
thats wrong though
gay men love the male body the most
everyone loves dicks which is why its not gay to like them, especially when theyre on a woman
>>146155074
Jesus dude leave some for the rest of the Sad Lantern Corp.
But yeah I've missed more weddings than I've attended at this point, I figure if I get EB'd I'll miss my own ceremony out of contrivance.
>>146155295
I think dicks are great, but I think male bodies are disgusting, and I'd never want to be near one in a sexual context. Am I gay?
>>146155309
>everyone loves dicks
[citation needed]
>>146155330
>I figure if I get EB'd
d-do you like female midlanders...
okay sera, we get it, you're jealous that grown men are more attracted to each other than to you
>>146155352
ask your mom, she gobbles them up daily
>>146155330
What are you talking about Red, your wife misses you, the ocean.
You're married to the game, the watery streets, the fisherman's maiden,
we fish together we die together; watery grave
>>146155393
B T F O
>Futa discussion hour
inc homosexuality denial posts
Finally decked out "Elderly Gentleman" in a new suit. Had been using The High House Justacorps coat, but I got the butler duds recently.
Reminder that traps and futa are gay and you should embrace your closet homosexuality
>>146155527
the word of a swedish autist is worthless
>>146155492
Reminder that guffy was kicked from RareX
>>146155352
Nigga did you cut yours off? On some level, you like dick. The only people safe from liking dick are lesbians and even that can get dicey with dildos.
>found some ZR on the cheap on the MB
I have finally achieved endgame.
>>146155527
What if we know traps are gay and dont care~?>>146155630
So...?
I probably should've read the most recent posts before just posting Elderly Gentleman.
Seems you guys are having a gay off or something.
>>146155630
lol
>>146155574
I'm sorry that you are in denial about being gay
>>146155630
Yeah
I quit the game until 3.4 or later
>>146155527
>not being gay in 2016
>>146155453
I feel like there's been some miscommunication regarding my fishing exploits! I do love to fish, but I mostly do it to spite the ocean because fish are jerks and it is the jerk-house.
The bucket reaffirmed that.
>>146155373
The horrible truth about me is I have no standards so the answer is probably going to be "yes" when you get as far as "do you like"
That probably sounds mean but I mean it in a self-depreciating way.
>>146155647
this is true
everyone likes dicks
I think the "straight" people are the ones in denial here desu
>>146155696
A man with no standards!
j-just the way I like 'em!
>>146155647
>not just picturing yourself getting your dick sucked or fucking some slutty catgirl, even if you're RPing the sub
>>146155630
Fucking kek, that's what that shitlord gets for being a useless cuck.
>>146155527
For once, I have to agree with you.
>>146155665
>having aids and hemorrhoids in 2016
>>146155662
that literally has nothing to do with why you were kicked tho so don't even front
>>146155696
Is that why you literally rip them scale from scale until you get that sweet, sweet multicolored dirt?
>>146155707
I'm actually a huge fan of yuri. Dicks have no place there.
>>146155527
> tfw you're not attracted to average/normal guys but find good traps & futa's fucking hot.
desu I think there's a big difference here. Sure there's a dick but I wouldn't want it if it didn't have a feminine face attached to it with titties.
Reminder thatall <guard> mooncats are sluts!
>>146155809
>I'm actually a huge fan of yuri.
Just when you think dudes can't go lower than futa, these niggas show up.
>>146155772
>not wanting a disgusting, infectious body in 2016
Looking for someone on Balmung willing to maybe snap my neck and bury me in the mountains if it's not too much trouble! I can't pay you but maybe you can sell my corpse to some indie performance art enthusiast.
>>146155527
Futa on female is straighter than regular porn.
Traps are full blown gay tho.
>>146155784
No, that's mostly cause I am eternally impressed with my ability to de-materialise matter with my mind. I mean seriously, I can take a flying dinosaur and just atom-smash it. This game world is fuckin' wild.
Just kidding I just like having a little spending money but am too lazy to do anything that makes more money but requires more effort.
>>146155754
I feel like I'm bullying you just by being awful!
>>146155872
How much?
>>146155872
Meria...
>>146155872
Woah there pard'nr
Did you want me to bury your body in the mountain, or sell the corpse off? Make up your mind.
>>146155915
I think they want to be double-crossed.
>>146155843
just the mooncats?
>>146155817
That's still gay
>>146155889
It's as gay as regular porn
Futas are gross tho
>>146155997
Is >>146155783 true?
>>146155997
ur gay
>>146155908
I thought you were supposed to be a scholar, not a murderer?
>>146155662
>I quit the game
>let me just come to this general and shitpost
Fuck off
>>146156068
Isn't that most of the shitposters?..
>>146156021
I can say whatever and anons will still say "b-b-b-b-but that's not the reason you were kicked"
It's just bait
>>146156068
I can sit under the tree all day or sit on the bench :^)
How is that different?
>>146156039
I never said I'd do the neck snapping. I just know people.
That said, is there a way to unlock the /bstance emote?
C R U M B L I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlQ4ybRWH8
>>146155908
You look like you've already been involved in some offtrack mountain digging, are you okay there?
>>146155910
How did you know...
>>146155915
I was thinking you could do both if you were feeling up for it or maybe take a few limbs and try to pass them off as abstract commentary on the social pressure of the bourgeoisie?
>>146156171
EE-SAMA
>>146156167
Main story quest, 3.2 stuff specifically.
>>146156167
3.2 MSQ.
>>146156186
>meria is into guro
hmm
>>146156149
except its not why you were kicked and the person who kicked you literally didnt even know you quit the game
i just dont see the point of lying here about it
>>146156239
I'm white
>>146156167
bstance?
>>146156245
guro involves erotica though
meria to erotica is what proci's static is to clears
>>146156224
>>146156231
Thanks. I have my work cut out for me.
>>146156186
And I still can only afford cardboard housing. The rent on these things is ridiculous.
>>146156251
>tfw it's abe so don't know if he's memeing or not
this is hard sometimes
Guffy was kicked for being unable to clear A6S. RareX had a policy to give any new trials a month to clear it before being removed, both him and Kiki were actually given TWO MONTHS and two weeks into 3.3 with welfare catchup gear.
Now he's off playing WoW because FFXIV 'has no content', a game which hasn't had any new content in over a year.
>>146156287
sure you are, al-faggoti
middle easterners love pretending to be white
>>146156364
nah i'm not
>>146156374
kiki cleared it
>>146156364
if it comes out of abe's mouth = don't believe it
if it goes in abe's mouth = tell him to use his tongue as well
>>146156407
Yes, I know he did. I was mainly talking about Guffy.
>>146156407
/pet
Are you having a meltdown?
:P
>>146156216
c r u m b l i n g
>>146156464
No joke, I hate eternal envy though.
>>146156407
y was he kicked?
beef or chicken
>>146156364
he's not, FC leaders don't keep track of who's unsubbing
>>146156515
I like arteezy tho, such conflictions
So uh, I capped my red scrips last night before capping lores and getting my coin from weeping city last night. Why are my red scrips not reset but everything else is?
>>146156527
kicked out of neet
>>146156521
it's just what the other post said it was brought up a bunch of times and he never cleared a6s so he got kicked
it's nothing really bad it's just like i said i dont see the point of lying about it
>>146156527
go back to c@girl and be my wife u kuk
>>146156527
Both.
>>146156527
why did sera remove you and stop being your friend
>>146156313
SAVAGE
>>146156574
Reset is Thursday
>>146156562
Oh god, Artor was left, Kuroky is right
I don't keep up the scene as much now a day, I'm just rooting for OG or EG personally.
I remember EG won TI4 and then my static disbanded, I didn't give a fuck, I bled blue that day.
>>146156527
Beef
http://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/391904/latest/
>kiki still can't manage to break 40th percentile with massive amounts of welfare
>guffy manages 75th on a DPS
>proci blists his fflogs so no one can laugh at his tiny dick dps
lmao
>>146156643
Oh, okay. THanks.
>>146156374
3.3 welfare gear wasn't even out when Kiki cleared tho
>>146156657
EG won TI5 tho m8, and that's fine though it's unlikely EG will go anywhere, OG is easily #1 atm though, secrets in a bit worse boat than EG
>>146156186
how's that crush on godspeed treating you :')
>>146156675
idk what the point is of not showing your fflogs
people should learn to embrace the shitposting and harness it for more (You)s
>>146156675
Stop causing trouble.
>>146156718
Oh my god was that 5?
I thought 5 was coming up, either way, bleedblue
Either way, I'm on the OG fangay boat.
>>146156675
this is a flagrant shitpost but basically right now proci and i are at the glass ceiling due to comp/party dps
i mean his a5s is 97th percentile without bis
this isn't a knock against party dps just like, we can't feasibly push much more until we start skipping jails in a7s for example or we don't have any a5s snafu. more party dps = more personal dps almost across the board
>>146156850
It's alright, everyone is a miracle fangay at this point, and ye TI6 is coming up without EG or Secret having direct invites I believe
>>146156770
Same reason some don't post their names. The autism here is a potentially annoying wild card
>>146156770
Because it's so ridiculously easy to cheatengine your way to good DPS.
Proci gives himself a 10-15% speed boost to increase his DPS. This was pointed out several times in various logs and ever since then he has made his hidden.
>>146156675
>75th percentile on a single public clear of the easiest boss
Wowzers what a gamemaster!
>>146156850
i didnt understand any of that
>>146156675
> Being tryhard and talking shit about other peoples "skills" in a casual, non-competitive game.
>>146156869
I don't even know what the fuck the teams are anymore. I just want the Westerners to win again, fuck China Doto.
It's 3am.
Let's go to bed
>>146156963
nini dirtball~
Okay, whatever
I got kicked for not clearning and I'm not motivated to play the game since long time ago
The only reason why I lied is because I don't want to read about being kicked from rarex whenever I post for the next few months
desu my will to play the game kinda died with my static dying and 3.3 release that I didn't enjoy at all
I'll have fun reading "You got kicked from rarex" every thread
Thanks, Abe
>>146156675
That's a pretty old parse and I lb in it
>>146156963
Your Private Chambers or mine?
>Culinarian can't make pizza
>hard shell tacos
>or cheeseburgers
What the fuck is the point.
>Guild Wars 2 can
>>146157008
/hug
That was mean of them
Not all of us care about clears yknow
>>146156869
miracle is literally what artour could have been last year
How far into the SSS dummies should I be able to get with a 210 weapon?
>>146157063
You got Bacon Broth at least. Doesn't that sound tasty?
>>146157119
miracle probably has the better team with better synergy, hes in a better position to thrive
>>146157008
no, people are going to make fun of you for lying about it because it's such a dumb thing to lie about
>>146157128
overall ilvl 215 btw.
>>146157021
Mine. I've got purple stuff, working on an expansion to my single story cardboard box. You might have to bring food.
And something dry to sit on.
>>146156761
>liking godspeed
>being meria
how do you think that ends he wouldn't touch that if his life depended on it
>>146157008
abe is a cunt
>>146157128
If you have 230 everything else, at least 90-95%.
The difference between a 210 and 230 weapon isn't that huge. It's about a 5% damage increase. It's not going to miraculously allow you to take off an extra 20% of the dummy's health or anything.
>>146157128
>>146157203
what job?
>>146157234
shut the fuck up man leave her alone jesus man you do this shit every day what the fuck is wrong with your life
how fucking miserable can you be
>>146156374
why do you care so much?
Didd you even clear yourself?
>>146157317
>>146157308
>how fucking miserable can you be
Godspeed laying the smackdown.
>>146157261
Bard. I killed the a6s and nidhogg ex dummies with 5-6 seconds left but i don't know how good that is.
>>146157253
It's weird how people make such a big deal about relic and things like that if it really is such a small increase. I suppose in things like savage every bit counts though.
>>146156863
Farm DPS doesn't matter, only when the content is relatively new
It's 3.3, FFLogs is only for gay babies until 3.4
>>146156374
FFXIV has content, but same-old style of content since 2.0 that's getting stale while WoW has better raids that are still enjoyable to this day. Barely any difference
>>146157308
Godspeed is like a Knight; protecting the princess.
Did I do that right?
>>146157390
Yeah, it's really only matters for savage. That extra DPS may be just what your group needs to skip a phase, beat an enrage, etc. It also increase LB strength by a noticeable amount.
>>146157481
Yes but one has full blown furries. Pick your poison
>>146157561
FFXIV has the pedophile race.
>>146157561
Furries are poisonous?
>>146157579
>gnomes
>>146157561
>implying Au Ra and Miqo'te aren't furrbait
>>146157610
>implying gnomes are on the same level as lala
>>146157610
Gnomes look like midget adults, lalas look like fat children.
>>146157308
for real though
>all this talk about what's furry and what's loli
>no one's talking aboutwhy kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
>>146157610
To some peoplehole's a hole to me ;)
>>146157630
Yes but they aren't literally bipedal pandas/cows/dogs/whatever
>>146157561
They both have furries, at least half the cat players are a mixture of closet furries and low-key furries. Or at least they attempt to be low-key until they focus on the attention to ears and tails.
>>146157652
>>146157659
If you say so
>>146157693
>you've ever eaten it
>>146157561
I don't really like WoW's art style in general but I wish FFXIV was as good as WoW in raid content tbqh
>>146157510
That one's even more off than before, haha
>>146157463
My favorite part of the game since I'm not into bleeding edge prog in this game is optimizing
so I have a ton of fun trying to squeeze out as much dps as I can from farm fights.
it's certainly a very different set of skills to optimize (read typically: cheese) fights than to clear them at their hardest and earliest, but still fun
>>146157662
>>146157386
shit is just hella fucking lame dude like what could she have possibly done to trigger this faggot virgin nerd's unending rage against her she's the most harmless adorable cinnamon roll ever idec if that sounds white knighty like damn dude
>Tfw weekly reset
>>146157693
Weren't you going to bed?
I don't think I want this guy handing explosives. Or nuts. Or explosive nuts.I think he's trying to hide them in his cheeks.
>>146157698
Someone should have warned me.
Does this mean playing with catsune miku comes with a risk of permadeath?
>>146157710
>implying I haven't.
I bathe in the stuff. Closest thing I have to actual bathwash.
>>146157756
Trying to sleep. Sketching lewd poses.
>>146157748
Fuck dude, semi colons are fucking hard, holy shit.
>>146157756
Fuck off back to /sft/ Seto you unstable weirdo.
>>146157816
is it cinnamon on your face?
Can i lick?
>>146157839
20 gil.
>>146157838
Hey, /sft/ is gone, leave it dead.
>>146157748
People optimized to clear months ago, which is far more difficult and more rewarding, but stay small I guess
>>146157875
Then the only option is suicide.
>>146157895
Option for who?
>>146157748
>idec if that sounds white knighty
'White Knight' has lost its meaning. It's just a buzzword for shitters to use when someone shits on them. Time to start reporting that shit.
>>146157873
I've got that much
>>146157953
Seto
>>146157879
i guess i'm responding to bait or you didn't read my last post but
i don't really care to do world prog stuff in this game
i did world prog in a much more competitive, rewarding, and harder game (wow) and nowadays i just have no desire to do that and least of all in this game.
>>146157989
i kinda agree like, it's mostly a word that edgelord fedora tippers use whenever anyone says anything remotely in defense of a girl
but niggas should know i'm like the last person to defend a girl for being a girl it's just like it irks me that she's the target of some really malicious posting because she's the nicest person who comes around here bar none
>>146157825
yeah man they're so unnecessary and lame lol
>>146157992
Have at it, then.
>>146157730
That's up to you~
>>146158015
>Telling me to kill myself
:( why
>>146158129
do you like dicks...
>>146158134
You're an awful, fucked up person.
>>146158121
I want to hug you andask you to draw me something very very particular because I have no artistic talent and wish to be your friend with benefits that aren't sexual benefits.
>>146158176
t. the person posting anonymously
>>146158289
can Isuck them?
>>146158353
They're married anon, fucking control yourself you mongrel.
>>146158353
No, and that's why they're guarding the brick-piles so weirdos like you won't try to suck them.
Would you still play FFXIV if:
>1. Nothing changes in 4.0 aside from 2 new jobs, new job skills, new places, new story etc. but same content (just like 3.0 was)
>2. They make it an action combat MMO all of the sudden
>3. they come back with an improved version of 1.0 (meaning bigger maps and better graphics) and accomodate 2.0 and 3.0 content with it, but with slower but more tactical combat just like 1.0 and FFXI
or
>4. They make it Free to Play with P2W content added in the Mog Station
>>146158450
I would stop playing if 4 happened, the rest are fine so long as cosmetics don't take a dip as well as things like housing and MGS
>>146158450
>new job skills
STOP, DAMMIT, STOP! MY BARS!
>action combat
LIke Guild Wars 2? Good.
>>146158450
>1. Nothing changes in 4.0 aside from 2 new jobs, new job skills, new places, new story etc. but same content (just like 3.0 was)
No. Not sold on the rumored upcoming jobs either.
>2. They make it an action combat MMO all of the sudden
Like what Tera/GW2? Again no. GW2 had shit combat.
>3. they come back with an improved version of 1.0 (meaning bigger maps and better graphics) and accomodate 2.0 and 3.0 content with it, but with slower but more tactical combat just like 1.0 and FFXI
Would be nice but won't happen. They made bigger maps for Heavensward but the graphics and details for them were shit.
>4. They make it Free to Play with P2W content added in the Mog Station
Won't happen. They love our sub money too much.
>>146158450
1 is safe, 2 would be a refreshing change of pace, 3 may not get appreciation from anyone who didn't play either 1.0 or XI, and 4 would make me delete my character.
>>146158645
>GW2 had shit combat.
Are your hands broken or something. This is hilarious.
>>146158736
Broken after playing a Grenadier there for a year yeah.
>>146158736
GW2's combat just got stale. Everyone playing Zerker DPS classes wasn't fun. 'meta' builds weren't fun. Boon/vuln stacking wasn't fun. The PvP had what it took to be great but Arenanet let it flop super fucking hard.
>>146158736
GW2 does have shit combat lol
hell, it's shit even compared to FFXIV which is pretty bad to begin with
>>146158736
gw2 DOES have shit combat
I did it xivg
I hit rock bottom
>>146159037
>rock bottom
>still has internet access
>>146159037
you became an avatarfag in bdog?
>>146159130
No, he downloaded Tera.
you have 30 seconds to be as ebin as possible
>>146157873
I think i can afford that
>>146158831
>GW2's combat just got stale.
>lists metafag shit
Take solace in the fact that you at least aren't shit at the game like these other replies. But not being able to take advantage of a game that allows you to play any way you please is just sad. Even World of Warcraft lets you do that to a degree. There's no different way to play XIV's Jobs, the combat is a baby walker.
>>146159067
>>146159130
I fell in love with an FC mate
My heart burns every time I talk to her
Someone save me
>>146159221
How do I do that?
>>146159284
I really fucking wanted to play as a reflective guardian, or some form of support build that augmented party DPS but the only real thing that does that is Mesmer and to a lesser degree Thief with its massive amounts of shadow fields for stealth skipping. Like, if they actually added mechanics to fights instead of 'dodge all of the shit or you basically get oneshot because of zerker gear' it'd be nice.
Rotating seasonal events are also bullshit. Some of them are fucking amazing and some are shit but it doesn't matter because they'll be gone in a week anyway.
>>146159227
I said gil, not toothpaste.
>>146159310
>>146159221
Naka is cute.... Stratos is sooooooooooo lucky.
>>146158450
>>3. they come back with an improved version of 1.0 (meaning bigger maps and better graphics) and accomodate 2.0 and 3.0 content with it, but with slower but more tactical combat just like 1.0 and FFXI.
>>146159480
Go to bed Mumu.
>>146159221
>>146159402
I-I have money too!
>>146159419
HELP ME
I WANT TO HOLD HER
I WANT TO KISS HER
I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HER ALL DAY LONG
BUT SHE'S MARRIED
>>146159284
> Play "however you want"
> Yet there's a meta in GW2
I want to fuck Putt's female cat!
>>146159580
don't try to reason with gw2fags they think the game actually has good combat in a glass canon meta
>b-but there's healers now!! in the RAIDS!!
yeah maybe one per raid while everyone else is still zerked out
epic dodge buttan so skill engage
>>146159402
How much if I want you to organize my library in your skimpiest maid outfit?
>>146159221
Hahahaha! What a weekend so many cocks'n'cucks
>>146159504
Naka told me to be as ebin as possible so I did!
>>146159708
Nailed it. Best performance I've seen.
>>146159395
Isn't that how seasons work?
They've definitely been adding mechanics to fights, I think my earliest memory is the Marionette fight. There were AEs, yeah, but the bosses each had unique mechanics.
I heard people didn't like the direction Colin had been taking the game so he left recently.
>>146159580
People choose the path of least resistance, like this shit is a job. This is a life fact and players apply it to every game. Then complain they're not having fun when they didn't bother playing the game, just working it. If any of that makes sense.
Basically these people should be playing EVE Online if they're so damn worried about optimization. I hear that game is just spreadsheets.
>>146159674
I don't have a skimpy maid outfit.http://imgur.com/ah1p01E this is close enough I guess
A new cardboard box and a week's supply of canned food.
>>146159550
I'll believe it when I see it, Colgate.
SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
Someone make a new thread please
>>146159929
You're telling me, I just made a full Eikon set from scratch within an hour, fucking kill me.
>>146159850
How about if I offer my body~?
By which I mean helping you level, later on
>>146159929
CANT WAKE UP
>>146159972
>Calls Moonies sluts
>Offering your body
>>146160037
FOR ENTIRELY PURE REASONS OF HELPING TO SAVE THE WORLD ANON
I-I'm not a slut
>>146159972
I'm not that desperate for help, Fresh.I'm going to try and get to 50 after work, so maybe. I don't know. We'll see how things go.
>>146159929
DARKNESS.
IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE.
>>146159850
>A new cardboard box and a week's supply of canned food.
Deal.
>>146158167
Yes.
>>146157008
I usually shitpost at you, but I really feel for you. People here can be so stupid about parses and clears.