Inferior in every way, no right time to pick him, play a proper healer edition
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Is Seagull the best Genji user in the world?
hey you fucks!
get on the payload!
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREYAwoo~
>no post to the previous thread
Nigga
>>146103914
Yes but genji's still shit.
mada mada mada mada mada mada
Leaving this blueberry here for a few minutes don't touch it.
>I am a sacred cow
What did she mean by this?
Mercy
>tfw got Genji Alibaba skin and I'm 100% garbage at Genji
post cute D.Vas
>PotG as Ser Edgelord featuring three kills from when I flanked around the enemy
>My skillful Q press taking out the rest of the team got cut out
Man that's just wrong.
>enemy destroys my mech
>all they've accomplished is allowing me to use the stronger gun
>>146103959
*discord orbs you*
JUSTICE
>>146093810
previous thread
>>146103942
Happy?
LA LO LEE
>>146103959
I'm gonna lick it!
I'm gonna kiss it!
I'm gonna cum on it!
>>146103952
CATCH PHRASE!
>Play solo
>Lose
NICE GAME, OVERBABBS
What is /vg/'s opinion on Seagull?
>>146103989
DELETE THIS
>tfw E and popping the head of a Tracer main with a leftclick
>>146104045
CUMS FROM ABOVE
Hey everyone just so you know you cannot insult anyone in this game or else your account can be banned.
>>146103959
I'd post blueberry if I was home. Post more blueberry in my stead.
>>146103952
HARDVARK
HARDVARK
HARDVARK
HARDVARK
>>146103914
No, he's overrated garbage.
>>146104045
>6756x3080
That's a lot of woman
I love Symmetra on Anubi and Hollywood so much. Also found the skin i like most for her just yesterday.
post feet
IT'S TIME
I've saved up, Anubis or Raptorion for Pharah?
I love them both and I can't really decide which one to get. I've already got all the other skins I really want so the price isn't a big factor. Give me your hot opinions or just some pros/cons.
>>146104079
>its that fag who says ___babs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539408
>someone instalocks hog
>its a "star" player
>dont want to go 2nd hog because thats automatic reaper counterpick bait so I would be screwing us both over
>play something else
>see the hog do fucking nothing and suck dick the entire game
>check profile
>40 hours with hog
why is every star player total garbage? it makes no sense
>>146103959
>>146103974
Underrated post
>>146104115
He's fun to watch and is good but gets hardcore pocketed by Shayed
reminder pharahbabs actually think their hero takes above average aim
are you playing optimal Parmercy?
>tapping attack buff after rocket is shot but just before it lands
>healing the rest of the time
>>146104131
Buy their voice lines so they can do it for you!I really hope that that's fake.
Zenyatta's emoted are great, wish I had more money to buy the taunt for him and Reinhardt
>>146103974
Why are you posting art done by a middle schooler?
>>146104196
Wait for the update then decide.
>>146104153
BRR-
BRR-
BRR-
BRRRRRRRIIING
>>146104182
>symmetra is a support and not a defender
Most skill required to least skill required:
Tracer
Genji
Widowmaker
McCree
Pharah
Soldier 76
Reaper
Roadhog
Mei
Zenyatta
Torbjorn
Lucio
Symmetra
Zarya
Hanzo
Mercy
Junkrat
Winston
D.Va
Reinhardt
Bastion
>People think that Pharah's ult is shit because she's such an easy target.
>They don't realize her ult is at its best in tight corridors or at hover level above the team, not in the fucking skies like its advertised.
Can't wait to do this more often.
>get 50% w/l after much struggle
>lose like 30 games today
Someone kill me please
Have you made it rain today, anon?
>>146104147
>>146104262
She does. You can't just yolo and rely on splash damage like you can with the Soldier. Much more of her damage is in the direct hit and much less in the splash.
>>146104219
Because playtime doesn't matter.
I have a fuckton of hours on Genji and I'm still terrible with him. Nowadays I just play Tracer because for some reason I'm not shit with her.
>>146104298
What's special about this update/when is it?
>>146104196
You kill yourself for liking Pharah. There are enough braindead zero aim characters in the game as is. At least play Winston who is actually a good hero.
>>146104121
>>146103959
I bet her nipples are a lovely shade of dark blue.
>>146104302
teleport is a quasi resurrect tho and she debuffs opponents and gives everyone 25 extra hp
>>146104312
>putting Toblerone and Reaper above anyone ever
>>146104312
Reinhardt requires a lot of skill okay
>>146104382
The new skin update this summer breh.
>>146104313
That was fucking disgusting.
Well played.
>>146104250
>>146104157
>it's a "delude yourselves into thinking seagull is shit and that you could do just as good if I had a healslut" episode
You guys, man. I suppose that's why you're complaining about your shitty teammates too?
I don't get how everyone but me gets easy 4 pieces with High Noon, but the instant I press q everyone fucking teleports away
>>146104056
Numbani looks sick, not gonna lie.
>>146104182
>Also found the skin i like most for her just yesterday.
That arrogant kid possesses d-d-d-d-demonic power!
>>146104382
They're releasing a bunch of skins including legendarys "Soon".
I WANT TO HUG YOU LIKE BIG FAT SIBERIAN BEAR
So when are jannies going to purge all this waifu/lewds shitposting
Junkrat's passive ability is retarded and should be nerfed or removed.
>>146104505
today i had a mercy pocket me as hog, like she legit did not leave my side for a single second
i got 51 eliminations and didnt die once
Trolling aside are you at a genuine disadvantage if you play solo? Doesn't the game give you a premade of equal numbers on your team if you're against one?
>>146104405
>debuff enemies
No her sentries just kill them, while also happening to slow. If her sentries only slowed but did no damage then she would be a support
>25 extra hp
Actually completely worthless. Most if not every attack in the game will destroy the shield and they won't be able to regain back on their own
>>146104437
>Implying playing Torb well doesn't take skill
Sitting on your turret takes no skill
Plopping your turret in a flank watching spot and wrecking shit with your gun does.
Every torb places their turret in the exact same fucking spots.
>>146104589
frig off genji player
>>146104505
The Symetra who puts teleporters in the same room deserves my criticism
>>146104580
>comparing Hanzo clips.jpg
>>146104472
And people still think the ults in this game aren't broke to shit when a single button press can wipe out an entire team before they get the slightest notion to react.
>tfw tanked mmr so hard bastion potgs became a reality
>>146104449
Not him but do we know when the update is even coming?
I've saved up like 2400 good boy points in this game in anticipation of new skins and I'm still running default Genji and Leaf Zenyatta when I could have a dope legendary for either of them and that shit's killing meI could just get Carbon Fiber because I like it a lot but everyone hates it for some reason
>>146104181
>>146104384
>outing yourself as a manual-breathing Winston player
>outing yourself as an autistic who judges characters based on how they aim
Kill yourself, my man
>>146104607
You're lying.
>>146104405
>she debuffs opponents
She's a defense hero which Blizz classified as a Support so they could safely say that not all supports have to heal.
With the exception of her teleporter, Toblerone is essentially a side-grade to Symmetra.
>>146104405
Yeah, but she dishes out good damage with her turrets and her right click. Her left click goes through shields and deal good damage. She's more qualified to be a defense hero. Her Teleport is way too different for it to be comparable to Mercy's Rez; it's actually more effective in the long run.
Brb uninstalling. We had a good run, but it's over now.
>>146104182
>they had an attacking symettra
>>146104313
>Still down to 40 health
If they were just better you would've died
>>146104362
Tracer and Genji take above average aim, not Pharah. Pharah is average to easy.
>>146104281
It's not fake
blacked out only the parts that mention my name and my battletag
>>146104312
Genji's skill requirements are overrated.
>play mercy
>team constantly splits up
Why ? I begin to think that I should just follow whoever does the most work and not give a shit about the others.
>>146104191
How many Gigs is this?
The hunter lays a trap for his prey...
>>146104624
where are all the best turret spots the only one I know is on hollywood A
>>146104312
>Hitscan
>need skill
>>146104758
6.5 I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT1FP0MoiAo
anyone watching alienware monthly? Surefour and the Cloud Nines vs. Seagull and Luminositys are going at it.
>>146104580
never because they are the ones waifu posting
Who /Positive Mental Attitude/ here?
I swear to god i've won like 5? 10? games in a row now.
You just say a few things in teamchat and boom suddenly your team is mega competent and ready to wreck shit.
>oh, good day laddies, innit?
>let's win this!
Result:
>well-balanced pick with a tank, support, and whatever else you might need
>team tries really hard to win, no one is chasing for kills, everyone pays attention to the objective
Quite some matches that i've played using the PMA strategy and every single one of them - we just steamrolled the enemy team back to fucking africa.
You guys have to try this.
>>146104663
>not knowing that some heroes have escapes
>not knowing that there are some heroes dedicated to healing/reviving/making dying less worse
keep crying baby
>>146104312
>Zenyatta below Roadhog, 76 and Reaper
loving every laugh
>>146104405
The Symmetra shield counts as constant healing on low health skirmishers, so Tracer or Junkrat or anyone who can get in and out of fights quickly. 25+25+25+25+25+etc. adds up quickly. It's less relevant on fat or immobile heroes.
Her damage is fucking insane but it's all situational damage, no simple "click mouse hurt guy". She's a good anti-flanker to keep wasps like Tracer and Genji off of you and she's good at blowing up teams who stand behind Rein shields, but if there's someone at midrange and you NEED to do 50 damage to them you just can't do it.
Teleporter is busted, it's like a guaranteed full power Mercy resurrect if you use it right.
Symmetra is super powerful but she doesn't fit on every team, or against every team.
>>146104705
>If they were just better.
Oh yeah, if they were just better, they would've won the game.
If they were just better, they could have 100% winrate.
If they were just better.
But they weren't.
>>146104558
Fuzzy
not fat
I can't wait for competitive so the tryhards leave Quick Play
>>146104752
All I can think of is her annoying laugh and at nohohoho I imagine her laughing like fucking santa claus. Thanks.
>>146104449
There answer was "summer", i'm guessing when the competitive update launches it will be updated with new skins.
>>146104505
>mfw you stole my post from last threadI was probably going to post it again anyway since the mouth-breathers that think they're anywhere near Seagull's level come out like clockwork, so I don't mind
>>146104767
>Rein is about to charge me
>Throw the trap down
>TRIGGERED
Every time
>>146104663
>implying i don't think some ults are broke as shit
>One sec just lemme activate my aimbot
The negatives of grouping up sometimes outweigh the positives.
>>146104730
>Not playing with the Rock in a premade group
>insulting the Rock when he's not around
You are some kind of huge gigantic faggot, I hope you get banned.
>>146104750
>play mercy
>team won't die together
give me my potg already clump up
>64% kill participation
and they say forced fiddy is a meme
>>146104312
If only you were all as skilled as Seagull when playing Genji.
>>146104704
I've seen attack Symmetra in a fuckton of games, the bitch is annoying as fuck.
>>146104702
THEY HAVE ARRIVED
>>146104558
>>146104909
>>146104730
Why do they bother allowing text chat then?
It's too slow to type any gameplay strategies.
>>146105018
saaauuuuuuuuuuuce
>>146104702
BLIZZARD UP THE PRICE
Another one for the compilation of edgy reapers.
>>146104849
>compliment team
>get called a faggot and mocked the entire round
why did you lie to me
>>146104958
delet this
you must have gotten it with bastion in a pub
>>146105018
>tfw usually hold up my ult for when they all die together
>they never do
Fucking shitters, can't even die right.
>heroes never die!
>... for a price ;)
I hate this voice line.
I found one guys
>>146104807
>"Oh boy, a competitive game. I haven't watched one of these before"
>Its a Seagull on Genji episode
Comp is laughable until they disallow hero switching, or at least putting a timer so that you can only change a hero once per minute
Tf2 sometimes had character swapping but only in niche situations because the cast was so small. And MOBAs/ARTs don't have this either (obviously)
>>146105159https://nhentai net/g/147669/
>>146104702
NO
NOOOOOOO
>>146104580
welcome to /vg/
>>146104189
>Zarya fan pic wher she isn't built
>Why tho?still pretty good drawing though.
>>146104702
FUUUUCK
CHANGE THE PRICE TO $80
Who /low mmr/ here?
>Been two whole days since the last time I entered a game and someone on my team didn't lock in Genji within the first 5 seconds
What the fuck happened? Stealth buff?
>>146104767
>tfw I will always run into traps that lie in random dumbfuck spots right in the open
I guess it's what I get for playing Tracer
>>146104780
There isn't a 'best' spot.
You look at where your team and the enemy team are and place it to cover for your team and watch flanks.
Does the enemy team easily deal with it? Then find a new spot.
>>146105074
Don't be silly, I have been here for a while now
So do most of us agree Seagull is a pretender who relies heavily on Mercy?
>>146104558
>>146105235
Yeah the character swapping is really going to be a problem. Maybe a pick/ban phase likein MOBA?
When people can just switch on the fly it's going to be confusing to a lot of people, especially those who don't play the game.
>>146104940
>>146105274
I fucking wish, I miss being at low mmr when I could try goofy shit and sometimes get it to work. Now everyone has to pretend to be MLG twitch pros and only use the same approved team comps. Boring as fuck.
I mean I still pick weird shit but I get yelled at a lot.
>>146105072
I want to actually try her on Attack at some point, preferably later on in the game, since Defenders get the spawn-advantage at the final checkpoints.
I'm getting sick of this tick rate.
>blink away from a rocket
>blink away from a grenade
>blink away from an arrow
>recall
>NOPE, DEAD>get hooked while being behind a wall
>>146105178
Here's what we have so far if anyone wants to take up the mantle.
>3 games in a row where no one would heal while i played the only tank on koth and the only defense on defending
>genji/widowmaker spamming heals
>guy switches to lucio on koth
oh fuck yeah
>switches to junkrat and tells me (winston) to swap to healer
>I'm gold in damage elims, and objective time
fucking WHY did they make healers mandatory? It's so fucking stupid to assume pubs will go support in ANY game
Competitive mode better have a fucking scoreboard
I fucking love Route 66.
Goddamn amazing map, easily the best one.
It has everything. Open spaces, flanks, closed spaces, buildings with rooftops... It is also fairly long and has a nice color palette.
>>146105338
Behind every competent carry there is a competent support.
>play a map I hate because hey maybe I was wrong
>its still shit
>>146105235
>Comp is laughable until they disallow hero switching
E-sports faggots are this retarded.
>>146105338
>caring about e-celebs
>admitting to being a twitchbabby
You are the reason video games have turned to shit.
Anyone else having a hard time hitting roadhog m1s point blank? You need to be so god damn precise and any small hero that spams A and D non stop in your face is unpredicatble as fuck
>>146105412
>fucking WHY did they make healers mandatory?
Don't be stupid.
If a healer exists, it will ALWAYS be mandatory.
>>146105353
>>146104702I'm a retard, what does this entail?
If your pub team goes all offensive heroes, is it better to go Tank or Support?
>>146105424
>mercy with her hair down
hooley dooley
>>146104903
Jesus who pissed in your cornflakes cunt
fact is you haven't discovered some super secret way to pharah ult, and what you did went unpunished because you were versing shitters
>>146105408
>Run around a corner
>Second later die
>Kill cam shows me barely starting to move towards the cover before I die
>>146105269
BRs don't pay $40 for Overwatch, they pay like $10 in pesos because that's the normal price for retail games for their region. Just like how slavs have special low pricing and their games/Steam gifts are region locked. It's the main reason why Russian traders can afford to sell shit for cheap because they are actually marking up whatever they pay for in slav land but it turns out to be cheaper than our retail prices.
>>146105408
Tracer is probably the one that notices it the most. So many times you die right after blinking and it seems like it never happened. Same thing happens a lot with Genji.
>>146105018
>teacher
Aw yeee...
>older sister
Ruined, called the cops
>>146105524
Not if they're shit tier (see zenyatta)
>>146105576
it's better to quit and find another game
>>146105524
I just played a KOTH game where our team didn't have a healer and it was fun as fuck. Fighting over health packs every few seconds made Overwatch feel like a FPS instead of a MOBA.
>>146105374
>especially those who don't play the game
Who gives a shit about those people?
>>146105593
>hooley dooley
woah there
So where is the best porn for this shit?
>>146105576
Support.
If you have all attackers, they will never be near you to tank for them. But as support you can follow them and heal then when they run to you spamming for heals.
>competitive overwatch
>confirmed hacker still playing
lol what a joke
since I like to record cool POTGs, whats a good video capture program? I would rather not have a big fat FRAPS at the top of my video..
Who's the best close range offensive champion for escorting payloads? My gut tells me it's Tracer.
>>146105547
>>146105374
>>146105235
>These people exist
>>146105614
Nothing beats the
>almost dead as winston
>jump away
>die while jumping, flying gloriously through the air
>kill cam shows me just standing around
What do you call a team that's comprised of all Soldier76s?An army
>>146105736
Do you have Nvidia?
Shadowplay
AMD?
OBS
>>146105424
>that rape tunnel with the big med pack
>close enough to payload to contest it while being perfectly covered
>nicely next to a slope so I can ult and push everyone off the map if they come at me in numbers
I have broken so many teams on defense just by being in there, nobody can fucking get me out im like a vietcong on steroids
>>146105557
Brazilians are often hated by the international gaming community
>>146105229
I'm an objectivist and I refuse to play her with any other skin
Rate my first 24 hours
>>146104545i don't get it
>>146104704
But we were defending
>>146105736
Shadowplay if you use an Nvidia card
>>146105736
OBS you dildo
>>146105745
>Who's the best close range offensive champion
Go back to LoL
>>146104313
WHEN IT'S NERF OR NOTHING
why doesn't /owg/ make guides?
>>146105178
>Pick Reaper at the start of the game because I'm trying to figure out how to play him
>notice there's a guy in our team named Vampirex302
>the entire setup phase passes, and he doesn't pick a character
>mfw I can almost taste his confusion in what character to pick now
>>146105692
Blizzard who wants to make money?
>>146105752
Good argument.
I use Zenyatta if we're getting rekt by a Roadhog. He's a greatRoadhog counter.
What's worse, ths waifuposting or the seagullposting?
>>146104849
I've been doing that for ages, now.
>say "Good luck. Have fun." before every match
>if it's KotH, congratulate team on good rounds and try to pep them up for the next round
It doesn't get me a win, but it makes sure the team is more responsive to requests of any nature.It also pisses off the types of people who say "ggez", like some of the autists from this thread.
>>146104002
>>146105659
>use rocket boost/ monkey jump to escape
>nope doesnt count your lifeless corpse flies across the map
>looks like you dont even move in kill cam
>>146105745
>150 HP
nope
If you actually want an offensive character and don't want to do a tank which would probably be 10x better then 76 seems like the obvious choice
>>146105692
>competitive Overwatch wants to get popular like other e-sports
>oh but wait its confusing watching every player on the team swap to a different hero every minute
If its not entertaining to watch on Twitch then the comp scene will just crash
>
>>146105229
>>146105878
the yurifags
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539482
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539482
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539482
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF WIDOWS IN MY FUCKING GAMES ALWAYS HEADSHOTTING EVERYONE WITH THEIR FUCKING ULT PERMA-UP
IT'S SO FUCKING BULLSHIT THE ULT ITSELF IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMETHING
I ALMOST FEEL LIKE THROWING ALL OF MY GAMES JUST SO I CAN GO BACK TO LOW MMR HOLY SHIT JUST KILL ME NOW
>>146105847
/owg/ legit doesn't know how to play. /owg/ thinks eliminations are kills.
How do I git gud with Zarya?
>>146105813
bro/10
>>146105605
Whenever did I say it was super and secret? I simply just showcased another way of using her ult, and seeing as how I in my own experience have gotten far more effect out of it by being direct rather than widespread with it, I was simply offering that as a tip. You fucking mongoloid.
>>146105813
>Roadhog
NICE
>Zenyatta
NICE
>Mei
ya fucked up
the rest are credit to team except maybe D.va in most cases...
>>146104958
>Complains about "star" players
>Is about 1 hour away from being a "star" player
>>146105923
Sounds great to me.
>>146105774
thanks senpai
>>146105913
Funny thing is, if you die when this happens (at least as Genji with swift strike), your corpse will keep the momentum from the ability and fly far away.
>>146105990
you can't get a kill w/o getting an elimination
>McCree gets nerfed
>Pro teams still have teamcomps with two of them
DELETE THIS HERO
>>146105874
reaper is a much better hog counter, just bumrush him every time and use the free ult to clean up the other useless faggots hes trying to carry
>tfw Seagull could shit on any of you faggots with a pocket mercy
>tfw you can't shit on him even if you had a pocket mercy, a lucio and a zenyatta all healing you at once against his single mercy
What's it like to be shit at the game? Seagull can win any game with Genji, he literally mastered it.
>>146105754
>Dash through an enemy as Genji
>Die after the dash ends and go flying off through the map
>Cam shows me running at them doing nothing
>>146105813
Is it time for shitter stats?I literally have a 31% winrate as Junkrat, I question why I even play him.
>>146104682
Just buy the skins you want now and enjoy them
>>146106081
no they dont
who is the most braindead hero in the game and why is it reinhardt?
>tfw my wife looks like a symettra/phara hybrid
>trying out some Soldier 76
>holding point
>peeking around corners
>taking potshots
>checking flank
>blowing motherfuckers up who get close to the point
>Winston flies to point and gets on voice chat
>"where's our Mercy, I could desperately use some heals?"
>throw down biotic field
>"Awww shit Soldier, you're the fucking man"
god damn, Soldier 76 is fun to play
>>146106087
>seagull posters
Is Winston meant to be an easy character to use now?
I always thought he was one of the most difficult characters to truly master.
>>146105653
Peso isn't the Brazilian currency, it's Real (BRL), also the game is more expensive in Brazil if you factor in exchange rates (3,70BRL per USD, game's 160 reais on Blizzard's site) and PPP
>>146105235
You should think of it as like an RTS where every unit is a player.
In strategy games typically the gameplay revolves around shifting army compositions to counter the opposing army. It's not laughable it's what makes OW team play actually dynamic and interesting. It's like high speed co-op Advance Wars or something.
>>146105229
>not wanting to give her the "price"
Are you gay by any chance?
>>146105932
Nice artwork
Good Widows genuinely make me want to eat lead so fucking stupid fuck Blizzard with their retarded fucking
>>146105547
Wow, that's some great looking art
>>146105374
If it's a limit of like 1 ban per team maybe.
and some stuff is just too strong on certain maps/game types so it would get a bit messy.
>>146106087
>Muh stream personalities
Dick riding them on 4chan won't make them like you or acknowledge your existence
>>146105965
there are actually people IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW that use shift to blink
>surprised at potg as it was an unmoving dva ult
>roadhog on enemy team admits he hooked it into his team
now I am really sad they don't show the mech perspective on that ult potg
>>146106020
I usually carry my team tho
>>146106150
sorry to hear
>>146106164
I love maining 76 for that reason.
I see the word hitscan come up a bunch on here.
What is it?
>>146105973
calm down there big shoots
>>146106194
>jump on someone
>kill them
>jump away
>after release
>barely anyone playing Zarya
>i'm tearing shit up with her
>fast forward to now
>Zarya x2 in most of my games
It's interesting how that happens
>>146106087
wow this is actually sad
>>146105819
>i don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJ_cqc7cSM
>>146106315
It's when you scan for hits.
I think Seagull is shilling himself in this thread.
>>146105369
>>146105730
Is there anything competitive happening at the moment?
>>146106109
Alienware monthly right now
>>146106114
>having to actually aim Fire Strike
>knowing when to shield and when to swing hammer
>knowing when to charge
>actually having to aim an ult
Who is the most braindead hero and why is it reaper?
>>146106249
I used to when I first started. Mostly because I'm used to using shift for other abilities.
>>146106230
>1 ban per team
>Ban Mercy and Lucio
>Send finally gets to see play
YES
YES
>>146105965
>not putting recall on M2
I need to be able to correct my fuckups at a moments notice, because there are many
>>146106315
When you scan you next hit.
>>146105847
1. Most of the people in /owg/ are really pretty terrible at the game and just bitch about characters that rekt them and post porn and smut
2. There are plenty of guides written already
3. Nobody in the game is difficult to need one just use some common sense
>blizzard server randomly crashes in the middle of a competitive match
get your shit together blizzard
>>146105932
>>146105794
It makes me feel like she's a hobo asking for pocket change
>>146106356
No, ecelebs just get retarded fanboys that can't shut up about them and assume everyone cares
>>146106335
shes the fotm faceroller right now along with genji
enjoy your nerfs
>>146105847
1. Become better at aiming
2. Stop dying
3. Work with your team on the objective
Congrats, you are now a world champion Overwatch master
Symmetra is utter fucking cancer jesus christ
Basically you have as long as it takes her to get tele up to win, if you don't GG you lost without even attacking first point.
>>146106334
Ok son, where do you place your Bubbles?
>>146106389
You also forgot
>Knowing that obstacles and shields block the path of ult
>>146106134 >>146106173 >>146106246 >>146106341
>being mad you can't even touch seagull
top lel
>>146106315
shoot where your crosshair is
you hit whatever was on your crosshair
>>146103914
There's an European Genji onetrick who Seagull claims to be the best (or one of), they've played together a couple of times
One trick players at the top level will always be better at their character than competitive players who have to be good at multiple characters
>>146105847
You don't need a guide for this game.
Are you going to ask for a guide for rock paper scissors as well?
Tell me /owg/
How do I "ass" for Mei?
this guy talks about a lot of stuff I had no clue existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOaHJTbsbTM
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57431661
>>146106549
Fuck off seagull.
>>146106383
link?
What's the big deal about Seagull? Why does he get discussed often in /owg/?
Is there an official resource of Overwatch lore?
>>146106539
Depending on the situation, but if I'm stalking a widowmker i put it down where i land or when she realises shes being damaged. If im confident enough that i wont get hit so much ill leave it for my team before i jump to go dunk on someone
>>146106595
She wants to toss your salad.
>>146106404
Yeah that would happen.
Maybe if it's limited to something like 1 ban per class/type? I don't know what they're referred to as.
You could probably even set 2 bans per team with it limited to banning out 1 per class so overall 1 hero from each type is taken out.
I personally think that would be good but I doubt blizzard would want 4 bans.
>>146106150
>tattoos
>>146106607
>Please log in to view R-18 work.
FUCK ME
tfw u feel u are starting to git gud
>>146106715
>faggots trying to turn Overwatch into a moba
>>146105369
No..why?
>>146106607
>sign up
>sign up
>sign up
fuck off faggot
>>146106389
>these are the things that reiniggers actually tell themselves to justify their babby skill hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ANtecqxT0
Remember to dislike and leave a comment that shits on him for relying on Healslut so much.
>>146106472
>genji
You don't know what "facerolling" means
>>146106661
pretty good genji but moonmoons stream is better ecks dee
>>146106661
Are we being raided or something?
>>146106727
>year of the ape, 2016
>still doesnt have an account on one of the top weeb smut source sites
>>146105018
>Nee-san goes full sub and loses to cock instantly
FUCK YOU JAPAN
>>146106697
>mei
>salad
even figuratively, that's wrong
>>146104313
Pharahs ult always seem to either go really well or really bad, I wish there were a more direct way of controlling the small rockets, rather htan it just being a spray of shite.
>>146106661
He streams.
People post about shit they see on stream.
People get told to fuck off.
People shitpost about him in retaliation.
It's just shitposting and countershitposting at this point, no one is actually discussing him.
>>146106834
>Everyone on 4chan is a weeb
Fuck off
>>146106759
They bought Battleborn and are still bitter over its death.
>>146106150
did you confuse /owg/ for facebook?
>>146106607
That's pretty much how her ult works
>>146106739
Ball is life.
I'm a fatass, but my friend is kinda toned. He's shorter than me. We wanna go to a con.
Do we cosplay as Streetpig and Trashmouse?
>you will never be as good as seagull in any class
Why live?
>>146106607
>lucio comin' at you~
>>146106791
enemy team should be able to pick a Mercy if she's giving them so much trouble
>>146106759
>don't talk about future game possibilities/directions in my overwatch!!!
Go cry somewhere else.
And for the record hero swapping in competitive and soon to be ranked is garbage.
Don't worry it won't matter to you and your quickplay games :^)
>>146106595
You just let it happen.
>>146106976
>death comes
>oh good a portal
>portal opens on the other side so you fall right off the map and die
thank you teammate who did this. it's now my favourite way of trolling in overwatch
>>146106929
>there are people on 4chan that aren't weebs
>>146106950
Are you Australian? If not then fuck off.
>>146105338
he said he was going to make an alt account and play solo q on ranked to show what he can do without the so called "premades & pocket mercies"
>>146107005
>game is literally built around hero swapping
>wahhhh it's not like league of legends enough, stop switching heroes
>lose a game
>dont know who to blame
>>146106389
>ooga booga me see payload me hold shield
>unga bunga me see enemy me swing hammer
>me swing in circle, hit everything
yeah thats why reinhardt is harder than tracer :^)
>>146106773
>he's not signed up in pixiv
fuck off faggot
>>146107005
Blizzard stated that it's a fundamental part of the game to counter with picking; you can be sure as shit that they will forcefeed you this if they don't feel the counterpicking enough.
>>146104767
whats the best way to knock someone into a trap. even on walls the pushback seems to knock them up a little and over it.
>People unironically want picks and bans in an FPS
What problems does this solve?
dude quake lmao i want to fuck my qt amputee brown waifu
>>146106343
Fuck i should have remembered
https://i.imgur.com/Mg4qxsf.jpg
Mercy has a puffy vulva
>>146107156
Always blame the Hanzo.
>junkrat on your team keeps mindlessly spamming towards their zarya
>a few moments later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYGWG2_PB_Q
>oi my teammates suck I got gold medal in damage done yah fuckin bogans
>>146107198
She's not an amputee.
>>146107156
Blame yourself, or God.
>>146107235
I'm going to PENETRATE IT
>>146107189
Me banning Genji, Tracer, and Reddithog every game because their one counter got nerfed.
>>146104002
>>146104663
>>146104663
simple, dont cluster up like a bunch of retards
pharahs ult is one of the easiest to shut down in the game
>>146107162
>ooga booga me see enemy me hold m1
>unga bunga me want move me press m2
>me get hurt, press e and try again :)
look i can do it too
>>146106929
>japanese style image board
>>146107145
The matches would function perfectly fine without it in a ranked/competitive environment, it's built around it for actual casuals that blizzard cater to.
>Assuming I play league
>Getting this fucking mad because people are discussing future hypotheticals
What's it like being 15?
>>146106549
id fuck up that garbage kid any day on any hero
i wanna watch him play csgo and get fucking slaughtered instead of playing a childrens arcade game and claiming hes a god at fps
>>146107189
>team A bans Mercy
>team B bans Lucio
>uuhhhh
There are nowhere near enough characters to justify that, even if there are only two bans
>>146107162
>unga bunga me see enemy me swing hammer
Why would you ever do a frontal melee attack like that as Reinhardt?
Who is everyone's favorite tank champion?
Mine is D.Va, especially on offense when trying to capture a point. She's perfect on Hanamura, especially when stacked and the opponents have Torbs.
>>146106483
Use a genji or tracer and KILL THE DAMN TELEPORTER
>>146107182
Indeed. Try to imagine how retarded it would be without switching. Every hero has like three other heroes that literally hard counter them without them even needing to particularly have skill.
It would be an RNG coin toss to have the right team to counter the enemy's picks.
I confess that i play Overwatch with japanese dub because i like Widow's onee-san and Mercy's cute motherly voices.
>>146106967
>giving this much a shit about other no-lifers
Why is Winston so goddamn fucking fun?
Whenever I play him it's great, I jump in and either kill support or do a good amount of damage to 2 or 3 people making them run away then jump out again, it's fantastic to be such a pain in the fucking dick.
Am I playing to the detriment of the team if I'm the only tank and I'm doing this?
>>146107434
I do it on Lucio all the time.
>>146107408
>Champion
>>146107378
>>146107489
Yes, because you have to get kills with him.
>tfw got into a team with seagull
>tfw pocket mercy healed him and got all these fucking assists
Don't even get the same results with anyone else.
>>146107335
>Winston
>Reaper
>Mei
>>146107378
Yes please
How much DPS does Symmetra's M1 do vs armor? I don't know how the dot ticks work.
>>146106301
Does this guy not know Widowmaker has an SMG for this exact reason?
>>146107181
>creating accounts on shitty websites
seriously? I bet you have an account on porn websites/tumblr and wherever faggot like you can fucking go
>>146107393
>ban the two most cancerous characters with the most unfun kits with the most autistic fanbases
>this would be a bad thing
???
>>146104505
>It's a 'I suck a streamers cock 'cause I got nothing better to do' episode
>>146107408
my favroit toon is reinheart
>>146105675
>Not if they're shit tier (see zenyatta)
>godyatta
>shit tier
L O L
>>146106539
You place the bubble right in Pharah's face so she blows herself up.
Works every time.
>>146107371
Most boards aren't exclusively about anime though. Anime is fine, weebs are cancer
>>146107560
Support and anyone with 200 or less health doesn't count as a kill?
>>146107378
>waifu Hanzo
Like we dont have enough of that piece of shit in game already
>>146106806
but I do
sperging around with overloaded mobility that leaves you immune to pretty much any retaliation save for a turret while throwing autism stars to inevitably mouse 1 potg a 4k is very much facerolling
it takes no effort to do well with genji and anyone who says otherwise is delusional trying to cover up the fact that they are autisming a incredibly easy hero with a billion get out of jail free cards
a genji who knows how to use his double jump and dash is untouchable, the only time a genji will die in general is when he misplays or gets greedy
hes not overpowered or anything its just he way too little interaction going on, you either get demolished by him or he simply avoids you and goes to dick someone else
there is a reason why a genji ulting and cutting down 3-4 people is a common potg almost on the same level as hanzo drag shit used to be
>>146107393
You could limit it so multiple heroes in the same subclass couldn't be banned.
>>146107440
>It would be an RNG coin toss to have the right team to counter the enemy's picks.
pick/ban phases don't work like that.
>>146107408
this is some dangerous bait
>>146107368
Are you really trying to compare a hero that requires tracking while moving around to Reinhardt, who literally can't miss his melee?
>>146107601
>Kits
>>>/lolg/
>>146107127
Kiwi, so yeah I guess it's nowhere near close enough to pull off a filthy Aus.
>>146107408
>especially when stacked
>>146107235
That's beautiful.
>>146107598
You have to go back
>>146107489
I think Winston is the best surprise pick in the game. I don't think he's great if you start with him, he gets hard countered by too many heroes. However, he can be a complete surprise on final points and completely catch a team off guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZtG_gAazZk
>>146107683
Looks like he missed one
>>146105424
>tracer with her time doohicky off
triggered
Found another one
>>146107678
Not if you're just annoying them.
>>146107675
You don't know what a weaboo is.
>>146104807
are they playing on an old patch or smth? how is widow quickscoping?
>>146105412
>he doesnt quit immediately on KOTH
>>146107569
I don't Winston.
>>146106369I prefer the version with the watermark for the simple fact I can see all of Mei
What's the consensus on unstoppable, unblockable, undeniable ults?
>>146107156
Sometimes the enemy team is just better and the difference in skill is hard to notice without being able to directly observe what everyone is doing. Often though it's a number of team mates being completely daft.
>>146107854
hehhhehee....
>>146106087
I always imagine that everyone is talking about an actual seagull just so I can get a little chuckle out of shitposts like this.
>>146107732
Have you ever played 4 D.Va offense on Hanamura? It works really well. Hard counters Symmetra, rushes past Torbs and Bastions and self destruct clears the way very nicely.
>>146107917
It's not something I'm mad about but it's one of those things that make the concept of competitive Overwatch laughable to me.
>>146107861
Enlighten m e then.
>>146107686
Damn, you are upset
What characters do you play?
>>146108012
I was referring to the fact that you used 'champions' which seemed unironic
>offense payload
>maintaining overtime as long as I can
>teammates dont switch off immobile characters like zenyatta, roadhog and mei
>lose
like are people retarded or something? switch to 76 or winston or something ffs
Is there some trick to getting Rein's charge to actually pin people instead of knock them away?
>>146107754
What would you call it if not a kit, by the way?
Maybe another term that you would refuse to use and instead redirect to another general?
Maybe you have no word for it because you get so angry that people playing a different game use words?
>tfw you realize that Tracer will outlive everyone she knows and will either kill herself or die in battle
which hero is almost exclusively played by a hacker?
The answer is fagzo
>>146107917
Is it available for both teams? Then it's fine.
>>146107917
>that poor Reinhardt who thought his shield could stop thee wheel of fate
>>146107686
>Roadhog avatarfag this upset he can't hook mobile green ninja
>>146107917
Out fucking skilled
>>146108053
It's the roadhog avatarfag
>>146107917
>enemy team has lucio + mercy
>kill mercy first before teamfight
>Let's drop the beat!
>eventually wipe them but eventually their mercy respawns
>Helden sterben nicht!
>lose
double support OP
>>146108154
is this cropped
>>146107754
But that's what Blizz calls each hero's suite of abilities.
>>146107917
Turns the game into a complete joke. I often stop a Mercy from getting into position to ult but just as often she gets it off a nanosecond before I kill her.
>>146107891
>he doesn't enjoy koth
>>146107489
Because the classes he counter are the cockiest ones. Genjis and Widowmakers think they're such hotshots, to get the electric monkey dick and not be able to snipe makes it all worth it
I want to blame the torb on payload offense for our loss, but the enemy team was also straight up better than us
>>146107774
what's the difference?
How do I refund my skin?
>only 6v6
why play this and not TF2?
>>146108106
Just have to try and hit them more straight on
>>146108298
Blame him anyway
You can never blame yourself, anon. That's not how being an /owg/ shitter works.
>>146107686
Can you adopt a trip so I can filter you
>>146108337
Why shitpost here when you can shitpost in /tf2g/?
>>146108323
I bet you also want compensation for losing an hour of playtime last night when lizard squad DDoS'd the servers.
>>146108039
Someone who is infatuated with Japanese culture and wish they were Japanese.
Also includes those people who insist on showcasing it to everyone when they're really clueless.
Having a pixiv account isn't weeb at all.
>When you get the potg as junkrat without using your ult or passive
>>146108323
By refunding your life.
Reminder that Symmetra is literally the most broken hero in the game for your team
Every team should have one
>>146107917
Why doesn't it have a fucking cast time
>>146107917
I really, really don't think she should be able to fly in and instantly rez everyone. Rez them if she's still alive after her voice line or something
>>146108337
the game is as dead as /tf2g/
have you been there? christ it's weird
>>146108320
Geography.
>>146108128
Or just dissapear when the people who can fix her accelerator die.
>>146108434
forcing everyone to watch you not aim but still somehow succeed
Finally have enough to buy my first Reinhardt skin, but not sure which one to get. I think Blackhardt is the coolest but it's easily the most commonly seen of the four.
>>146108298
Why acknowledge someone being better than you when you can just blame forced 50?
>>146108143
it would be fine if it was something like KotH, but the conditions for attacking and defending are different for each team.
If you kill the mercy first when attacking on say Anubis B, there's a good chance of her coming back to rez a few players right out of spawn. This isn't the case when defending where mercy will take longer to walk back.
Anybody need one more for their 6-stack?
>I still have to play Widowcancer every single game because every single Offense player in this game almost exclusively plays Pharah because she's the easiest Offense hero by a long shot
God fucking damnit
>>146108554
Stonehardt or Bloodhardt then.
>>146108053
>>146108162
>I have nothing to say in the defense of my easy faceroll ninja so ill just assume hes mad as fuck to save face
Why would I be mad at genji? He is nothing to me I can literally ignore him even if hes ulting he needs fucking 7+ swings to bring me down from full health
>>146108560
D O D G A R S
>>146108545
B-But 4 of my 5 shots were direct hits
>>146108554
>thinks the anti spiral shit is cool
>not even considering the GurRein Lagann
>>146108554
Stonehardt is what bros use. Bloodhardt / Blackhardt for edgy shitters.
Paragon for tryhards and Bunindeoven for /pol/
>>146108453
She's only good in a couple of situations
>>146106164
Even better is dropping your field for a Mercy then any time you say my ultimate is ready, she flys out of Narnia and damage boosts you.
>>146108518
No one can tell the difference but you people get all upset over it, why? It's like Mexicans and Dominicans.
>>146108636
Are you upset?
>>146107346
Holy fuck.
Anymore of this style?
>>146108554
Buy bundeswher m8
>get one environmental kill as Lucio
>gold medal
I just
I just cant do this anymore
>>146107686
>There are people in this very thread that think genji is a difficult hero to play effectively
>>146108545
>Junkrat is this simple
>Watching a Soldier76 play Call of Duty, then Aimbot.exe is a better PotGOk
o shit blaze it
I hate this loot crate system. 41 levels of hot garbage.
>>146107774
You could pull off a giant pig as a kiwi pretty easily.
>>146108636
Just let one of the Hanzos take care of it.
>play a custom with friends where no one is allowed to pick a healer or support in general
>game is a blast
Fucking healer shits.
>>146108763
No, but apparently the Pharahs that get shot down the entire game ARE because I keep getting "omg ur hacking!" callouts.
I've found TWO for the list today
How do you counter a good Mercy desu
Offense symmetra is pretty good on hanamura B if you set up a defensive perimeter around all of the 200 health packs on the right side
Just made some D.va main cry over voice lmao
>mfw I make him look like such a dumbass the last thing he says is "o-okay."
>>146107917
It needs a fucking cast time. Like maybe she puts her staff in the air and shoots a beam of light.
>>146108620
So you coordinate with your team to make sure she's locked down at spawn. She has to be LOS to pull of the ult anyway so just keep her away from that, without any other shitters to fly to she has garbage mobility anyway.
Mercy rez is not the gamebreaker people think it is, and even if 90% of the time it wasn't used terribly in Quick Play (which it is) it'd still just be like any other ult, a possible playmaker that could change the tide of a push.
>play with some friends after long time, be it losing or winning
>get at least a purple and 2 blue or a legendary everytime i level
Hmmmm
>enter match
>faggot brags in game chat how he got 44 kills and no potg
>game starts
>he plays torb
>we lose
>"gg noobs"
>>146108763
is this cropped?
>>146108907
Kill them second.
>>146107917
Mercy should only be able to rez players that died while she is alive.
Debate me.
>>146108829
>aiming
vs
>not aiming
yes soldier 76 is a better potg
The only thing those stars in the Hero Info mean is the amount of aiming you need.
>Soldier 76 is a one-star hero
>aiming isn't needed since you can just spray and pray with his rifle
>Pharah is 1-star
>splash damage and spamming rockets is enough
>McCree is 2 stars
>Have to aim M1 more carefully
>Zarya is 3 stars
>have to aim your beam and keep an eye on your teammates to bubble them
>same for Zenyatta
>have to aim your balls while also looking at your teammates for heals
>>146108529
>virtually immortal
>not taking the time to learn everything about the thing that makes you immortal and how to make it work on your own
She deserved it
>>146107686
hey lumi, found another general?
>>146108894
i hope he had the back in black voice line
>>146108636
what fucking dumpster bracket are you in if you have pharahs on the enemy team?
the only time I see her is in koth and only because everyone is trying to get lucky multikills with her E to post on leddit for karma
>>146108907
>good Mercy
>"good"
m1 bot is hard;_;
>>146108413
For all I know, it's full of hentai and western porn in general. People without any interest on those wouldn't have an account there.
>>146109036
>pharah
>splash damage
her splash is nonexistent
>>146108857
>HEY GUYS just got back from some ssbm final destination games! good shit!
>>146108915
>mfw I make him look like such a dumbass
What really happened was you went full retard and started blaming a team member for your incompetency, and thought that you were the alpha male, when in reality everybody wanted you to shut the fuck up
>inb4 everybody said he was bad
>it's an enemy Hanzo is actually aimbotting episode
Did he really think he would get away with it when the Kill Cam shows him spinning 90 degrees to pop a perfectly times headshot on me as I turn a corner?
>>146109029
>Junkrat is this simple part 2
(you)
>>146109064
i see pharahs all the time and i'm in high MMR
are you forgetting about the widow nerf? i've seen a lot more pharahs after that
>zenyatta
>25 kill streak
>enemy tracer moves into fov
>>146109139
>hanzo aimbotting
Why wouldn't you just play Widowmaker? Surely playing as a projectile class is the worst use of an aimbot.
>>146108636
McCree is easily as good an anti-Pharah when not played by a complete shitter.
>>146109139
git gud skrub
Blizzard might aswell just make this game a 5v5 instead of 6v6 and remove hanzo from the game. Because that's the way things are currently.
>>146108554
Bundeswehr is the best one though
>Pick bastion
>Win
????
>Lucio is fun
>having to rely on retarded teammates to kill people isnt
>>146107917
This reminds me of a clip where the enemy Mercy got POTG for reviving 4 people from spawn in Gibraltar
>>146109139
>Implying Hanzo couldn't spin constnatly while shooting arrows and get headshots constantly without aimbot
You got memed son.
>>146109091
Just like hanzos magic arrows right?
>>146109192
Maybe he wanted to look really good with his Hanzo for the 25 hours he has before he gets banned.
>Just got the cute spray for Widow
I feel like utter trash.
>>146108981
>has to be los
but that's wrong you double nigger
I've 5 person rez at Gibraltar in the spawn because everyone died on the cart above me at the end of the game
>>146108981
>So you coordinate with your team to make sure she's locked down at spawn
This is unrealistic and makes no sense.
> She has to be LOS to pull of the ult anyway so just keep her away from that
No, she doesn't need LoS. She just needs to be within a certain distance of the people who are dead. I don't think I need to tell you how unrealistic it is to expect to keep one of the most mobile heroes in the game away from a teamfight.
>Mercy rez is not the gamebreaker people think it is
It's not gamebreaking but it has no counterplay, which this game is all about. There's no cast time, no interruptable animation to affect the returning HP of the revivees, and no way to successfully predict the end of the invulnerable they get unless you've memorized and practiced the timing.
>>146109091
>slower fire rate than junkrat
>minimum splash damage of 13
compare that to junkrat
>bouncing direct hit = 120 damage
>splash damage minimum 80
why even play pharah unless counterpicking team that cant shoot up
>>146109307
Why? It's actually cute.
>really like one hero
>feel like you'll never be good at them
>play another hero you're better at so you don't let teammates down
reminder to adjust your mouse sensitivity if this is you, if you're good at one hero you should have no problem being good at any of them
>>146109280
in 34 hours played I only got 20tick'd once by a hanzo arrow and that was earlier today
I don't really give a shit about how amazing the hitbox is cus otherwise no one would be able to fucking hit with anything
>>146108746
>I'm ignorant about other countries and proud of it
I bet you're an American who has said "each state is like a country" once
>>146109309
you did that in the beta. it needs LOS now.
>>146109157
>widow nerf
I highly recommend you go read the patch notes because absolutely nothing about widow vs pharah has changed
>>146109235
>Memeing around doing nothing of value, merely existing for your AOE passive healing and movespeed and ult is """"fun""""
I really don't undestand how ANYONE can enjoy playing the nignog.
>>146109235
Get a team together then instead of playing with random fuckwads.
>>146109036
>since you can just spray and pray with his rifle
Have fun burning through three clips for every kill
>>146109360
Because I play a lot of Widow and didn't even know I never got the achievement.
I saved a Junkrat as Roadhog by killing the Genji on his ass and Junkrat did an automatic "Heh, thanks, mate! I can always count on you!" That's fucking adorable. It's the little things in this game.
>>146105853
this is a nice post
HAHAHA BLIZZARD
I GET IT, 29 FPS AFTER A PATCH ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS CAN YOU FUCKING STOP IT NOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>146109407
i've already read them you drooling retard, doesn't change the fact pharah has become a lot more common
>>146109270
I know the difference between a Hanzo being stupid and me getting memed, and a Hanzo pulling off perfect head shots with precision without thought or effort.
How 2 get lucio achievement
>get finishing blow against 3 opponents without touching the ground??
>>146109106
FD isn't even the most balanced stage in that game though
>>146109427
anyone that understands the game better than you will
Is there actually a way to view your MMR or is it just shitters claiming theyre top bracket
Mercy Mains are the whiniest fuckers I've ever seen.
>>146109452
you have unlimited ammo
>>146108669
>this character is so easy to beat that I type paragraphs about how angry he makes me
>>146109405
As someone who has 35 out of 45 hours played on Mercy, you do not need LOS for her ult.
Today alone I've had 3 man ults from the anubis spawn corridors and one in that little tunnel/corridor underneath the corners in the final Dorado building.
>>146109407
oh this is the part where you pretend you play at an mmr where widows have 100% headshot rate
>>146109427
>forgetting about wallrides, speed boosts, RMB environment kills, and a decent gun that fucks people who underestimate you
>>146109510
>Hanzo pulling off headshots without effort
With a few simple edits, you'd realize this is exactly what Hanzo is and why people bitch about him so much.
>ranked # 300 for zenyatta
well ok
>>146109427
>he's never felt the satisfaction of skating up to widow's perch and pimp slapping her to oblivion
>>146109427
>Memeing around doing nothing of value, merely existing for your single target heal, shitty damage buff, and ult is """"fun""""
Wow look I can make Mercy look dull too, shitposting sure is hard
Why are you guys putting Seagull on a pedestal?
He has a fucking pocket healer on him at all times. He's not good. Why are you guys hyping Seagull up so much?
>>146109494
Pharah is fucking garbage anywhere outside of the drooling MMR bracket. Her rockets are easy to avoid unless the person shooting is god tier at prediction, her splash is hot garbage, she's extremely vulnerable with such Low HP and having to suspend herself in the air to get to the backline.
She can played well but once you get out of that "which button do I press to kill people" bracket people will just instantly spot you and take you down on any hero. And if you're gonna play her like a CoD fucker you might as well play someone more useful like S76 or McCree.
>>146109405
I literally just did it inside a room while the dead people are on the other side of the wall with no los
please keep crying for nerfs
>>146108636
>Pharah
>easiest offense hero
Here's your (You)
>>146109494
because of illiterate mongoloids yes
i'm sure all the actually good widows are having a blast right now
wont take long for her to disappear again once people realize shes total dogshit without a mercy magnetized to her ass the whole game
>>146109427
>Memeing around doing nothing of value, merely pressing a button and sometimes switching to the other mouse button and pressing Q after you team gets annihilated is """"fun""""
>>146109427
>Being the fastest hero in the game with speed boosts
>Best/most fun/one of the most useful movement systems in the game
>Enviro kills
>Once you can aim the primary fire and wallride well you're fucking untouchable
>Ult basically nullifies Junkrat tire and makes your team untouchable for a few seconds
>Contesting the point literally forever on KOTH
>Essentially free gold medal and objectively making your team better than the other team for standing nearby people and not dying
I wonder why
>McCree rap in the launcher window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsC8XKf3Gg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpuaIIXy620
>It's a "You finally encounter someone with actual skill besides you" episode
>You make him your nemesis for a short while
>You add him up and you play together everyday
You're the best, pal :')
>Weapon spread
this is literally the only rng element in this game and it still manages to fuck me constantly
>>146106483
Her teleporter only has 6 charges and then she's back to being mostly dead weight for her team. Just count how many kills you have since her teleport was placed and then push hard.
>>146109586
Your ttk is awful though. Might as well play Hanzo and hope for a head shot.
>>146109776
>friend that made you buy the game doesn't want to play anymore
fuck her
>>146109776
W I N K Y F A C E
>>146109690
okay? i'm not arguing about her viability, i'm simply saying she has become more common
>>146108981
I understand that, but I'm just arguing the differences between attack and defense. There could be a situation where the attack went bad and only two people survived.
So do you block the two exits out of spawn kill mercy only to have the rest of the team respawn normally or stay on the point to have mercy rez them?
I had a nightmare last night in which I was playing pharah on attack and there was a mercy on defense. She resurrected three people and then I went in and ulted the whole group. Then she resurrected them again because her ult charges charges too fast.
>all these people complaining about their fps
you should be playing on maximum low settings save for render resolution and low shadows maybe upping them a bit
>>146109573
No that's Zenyatta mains.
>WAAHH PLS OVER BUFF MY ALREADY BROKEN HERO WAAAHH I MELT TANKS WHILE ALSO BEING UNKILLABLE WAAHH BUT I NEED TO BE ABLEO TO DO IT BETTER WAAH IM TOO SQUISHY WAAH I BUT I CANT TANK, HEAL, AND DPS ALL AT THE SAME TIME WAAHH
>>146109657
>tfw highly considering dropping mercy to play rein just because i'm tired of hanzos randomly 1 shoting me every game
>>146109810
>streetpig spread is so huge that hooking a 70% hp widowmaker still requires a melee hit to kill her
>>146109858
Yeah, so that means you're in the drooling MMR bracket.
Step your game up and get out of it or stop complaining.
>>146109852
Team NO HACKS REQUIRED here
>>146109862
Here's an idea. That one idiot who's playing Genji could wait around spawn and gank her.
>>146109878
>Zenyatta
>tank
Excuse moi?
How do I contest a KOTH point so effectively as Lucio?
Everyone says that he can just fuck around and contest forever if you do it right but it seems like people just wise up and shoot you after like five seconds
It's really fun to do on the Ilios Well but do you have to be at a certain elevation in the well to do it? I can get all the way to the bottom without dying essentially but it seems like once I drop below, like, ten feet underground it no longer registers me as being on the point
>>146109718
>shes total dogshit without a mercy magnetized to her ass the whole game
Or just don't stay in the air for eight years at a fucking time
>>146109878
>zenyatta drops all his balls into a reflecting genji
>"..."
>"I can't heal you guys if I die"
>>146109874
>Then she resurrected them again
>win a lot
>im level85
>gets matched against lvl 10-25 with 1200 ping
Hmmm yep fuck off im not playing with brazilians.
>>146109907
>stop complaining.
what the fuck are you even on about? i never once complained about pharah, stay stupid and abrasive though illiterate-kun
>>146109835
>and then she's back to being mostly dead weight for her team.
nigga what? Symmetra is fucking deadly
>>146109858
because she's good now widow isn't in every game.
>>146109678
probably because he has been playing the game for over 7 months and just generally better than anyone else who streams
here's video for both of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ANtecqxT0
how to spot a hacker: they're playing hanzo
>>146109124
Nah I didn't blame anyone. He was the one blaming people so I explained how garbage he was over voice.
>>146109907
>>146109858
>Why are you attacking me?
>I'm just saying stuff.
>YEAH, that's why I'm attacking you.
>So I hope you feel attacked!
Shuuuuut uuuup faaaaagss nobody cuuurrrr
>>146109876
>tfw never had fps issues after the patch
>It's a me dominating on Mei episode.
DAMN.
>>146109998
On Well you just contest overtime. You can't contest the point from inside the well.
>>146110058
Please stop linking this video, i can do well with a healslut on my back as well.
>>146110058
>guy complains about how seagull has a pocket healer
>here watch this video
>he has a pocket healer for the whole video
uhhhhh
>>146109981
His ult lets him tank for his team for 5 seconds.
>>146110110
who are you quoting
>>146109998
Bob and weave. Get one foot in the point and back off to heal a bit. Lucio is practically a tank as long as you always keep a safe spot pretty close. Yeah, people can still focus you down, but no hero can hold the point against a well coordinated team solo.
>>146109751
Wow that's really not as cringe-y and uncomfortably white and nerdy as I thought it would be desu
what happens if
>level 1800
>still havent unlocked all the player icons
>>146109850
>female friends
for what purpouse
>>146110268
Then you have the worst luck in the universe.
HOW DO YOU GET THE MEI PLAYER ICON?
>>146109701
>Reaper takes great map knowledge and game sense
>Tracer and Genji are some of the hardest in the entire game
>Soldier requires good, consistent aim and animation cancels
>McCree post nerfs takes good aim and consistent headshots, least mobile out of all offense
come on
say it anon
say it
QUAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146109876
and in english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT1FP0MoiAo
How is that widow quickscoping after patch?
Why does Syms alt fire sound the exact same as her sentries, I hear that shit and I instantly look at the walls to try figure out what's lasering my ass, only its not always a sentry
You'd think in a game like this where sound is key to winning, that shit would have been changed
>>146110289
its all i can find
>>146103850
>When do I Pick Zenyatta?
whenever you fuck want, dont let people tell you what to play
>>146108816
Not that I'm aware of, unfortunately.
>>146110186
Yeah, but outside that, which shouldn't be spammed at all, he's pretty fragile. One fully charged widow body shot leaves you with 30 hp
I'm thinking of getting Overwatch, it still seems popular even though I don't trust Blizzard much after playing WoW for years.
Any website having sales? Trying to find a cheap standard or origins edition
>>146109535
>>146109625
>>146109665
>>146109675
>>146109728
>>146109740
>They are the type of lucio's that run off trying to make le ebin plays instead of actually being useful
>Muh epic wallride that is almost completely useless in 90% of situations where the enemy can aim and serves no real purpose
>Muh low mmr enviromental kills where people don't hit tab and see what hero's the enemy has
Let's be real here. In any decent game lucio just sits at the back aoe healing and poking.
>push through their defenses on overtime, finally reach the last checkpoint
>shitter on the other team complains about forced 50
>>146110379
t. Genji main
>>146110268
I think somebody did the math and it was 800 something boxes to get everything. That's before they add more(?) I guess.
>>146109874
>Having literal nightmares about not doing well in a video game
>>146110379
If people want a real support they can pick it themselves
>>146110419
Are you that desperate for a (you)? I'm feeling generous today so have another one
>>146110439
Overtime is such a bullshit mechanic, like why would it count when Mei is on the point/payload with her iceblock or reaper with his wraithform?
Reminder that you need to be level 600 in order to get out of bronze.
>really bad at shooters
>buy this
>play a few games
>generally a few more eliminations than deaths or at least 1:1
Holy shit, I might actually not be as bad as I thought.
Or maybe other people are as bad as me.
Maybe I will have some fun.
Overwatch? More like ItsOVERWatch. amirite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZJeisfRrdY
>played against high MMR team on Hanamura
>their Zenyatta was aggressive as shit
>their Lucio was wallriding the bell in Point A and we couldn't kill him
>their Winston was putting barriers everywhere
We still won thanks to my Q as Reaper after they used up all their ults
hehe i bet it was one of you fags who was Zenyatta, fucking hipster pieces of shits.
What the actual fuck counters 2 Zaryas?
>>146110416
>Cheap sale
>On a game that's been out for a month
What are we, battleborn?
WASH AWAY THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN WASH AWAY THE SORROW ALL THE STAINS OF TIME BUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIDE
>Kill 5 people on the enemy team
FUCK YEAH EASY FUCKING GAME GG... WHERE'S THE LAST ONE OF YOU FUCKIN SHITTERS
>Hero's never die!
>The 6th was mercy
>>146110586
In order to not have a bronze border you mean
Are there still idiots that think levels mean anything other than time played?
>that widow on your team that doesn't touch the payload and force overtime so the rest of the team can run to it and contest
>>146110323
Buy 50 loot boxes goyim, pretty sure it will be in one of them
>>146110627
Reinhardt and roadhog.
im getting really bored of the bonus mercy gets toward play of the game
>>146110596
eliminations are kills and assists in one. you're still a trashcan
>there are people out there that think seagull is the best and think he's as good as he is without a pocket healer
>they probably donate to him and are a subscribed to his twitch for le ebin twitch emoticons
>>146110627
2 Zaryas
>>146110647
Mercy's ult probably pisses me off the most when I'm attacking the final points of Gibraltar, Hollywood, and King's row
>>146110647
I avoid everyone who plays Mercy for this exact reason.
I'm actually fucking mad right now
How do I fucking deal with the fucking shit FPS after patches?
I don't have an emachine and I never had this shit problem before
>>146110612
>High mmr
>People couldn't hit or aim at lucio because he was hugging the bell
xd i'm sure it was very high mmr
>>146110661
Something like that.
But the leveling system is still ridiculous.
>>146110740
Getting bored of all the ultimate POTGs, it should prioritize plays without them since they're fucking boring to watch.
Master of Overwatch was a mistake.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745384366
>>146110740
You'd much rather see another stunning display of skill from the Reaper that pressed 'q'?
>Seagull stack 6 man queue every game.
>WOW MAN HES SO GUD, HOW DOES HE DO IT.
>>146110740
>Waits three hours for sick revive
>dies
nice
>>146110602
>no hanzo
based game, probably better than overwatch
>>146110462
but you cant buy player icons and can get duplicates so there is a chance that by 1800 you might not have all of them
>>146108128
I think that's the logic behind this ship. Also so many people don't actually grasps what it would mean to be immortal, everyone you know and love will fade away, what's worse is one sday you'd forget who they were other than a vague outline.
>>146110898
t. friendless loser
>>146110836
holy hell, 1590 levels? how many hours played would that correspond to?
>>146110867
A pretty gud bait by him. He's swimming in (YOU)'s
>>146108128
Any gooks have a translation?
>>146109968
>implying that one idiot Genji will even listen.
Like I said, there are multiple exits and you'll have to use up at least a third of your team to block them all and that's in the perfect game where none of your teammates died.
Really the only thing I'm arguing is that dealing with Mercy's rez is a fucking pain when attacking compared to defending because anon said that it doesn't matter as long as each side has the same tools.
>hanamura on attack
>Point A
>opposing team was 4 le dwarf men, a bastion, and a mercy
fucking retarded
>>146110836
I'm not even at level 50 yet, Fuck these losers.
Why do people call Dva the shittiest character in the game? At least she can be played on all the maps and modes, whereas Symmetra is useless on attack and is only decent on a handful of the maps
>>146105307
>walk into a random dumbfuck trap right in the open
>THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME GOD DAMMIT I'M NEVER GOING TO LOOK ANYWHERE BUT THE GROUND
And then 12 seconds later I forget traps exist at all.
>>146109678
>>146110151
>>146110158
A good team would have been able to kill the Mercy. Having a pocket healer doesn't make you unstoppable
>>146104580
>that pic
gross...every fucking time
Pretty much done playing this until Torb is nerfed.
Absolutely impossible to win when solo if the enemy team picks more than one of him. Pubs refuse to switch characters.
tfw whole team is shitters
>>146111043
At least a full 365 days worth of gameplay.
Gremlin d.va > Annoying Gook d.va
>>146111043
Does the XP required for lvling up ever increase? If not then I'd say most people could average a lvl per hour of play give or take.
>>146110740
>camp behind a cower
>still get ass blasted because typical video game support "main" awarness
>STILL 3 people instantly brought back to the fight because fuck you Blizzard.
I wish people could stop calling competitive wannabes "pros". They aren't professionals, they do it for free.
>>146111197
>you're the king of the retards congratulations
>>146111179
Play Pharah
>Play mercy for the first time in 40 hours.
>Literally no one protects you
>People watch as you die to flankers 2 feet away.
>Surviving in pubs as Mercy is like fucking Man VS Wild since your teammates won't help.
Why would I ever touch this hero again
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AAUGH!!
What did Pharah mean by this?
>half the shit in the game is only countered by stunning or killing somebody
>zarya makes people immune to stuns and damage
>gets damage boosts for it
> ult with huge range that comboes with every other ult
cant wait for next set of nerfs
>Its another triple reaper + double tracer episode
>had to explain to a couple of level 50-60s that you can crit on sentry bastion by hitting the blue core in his back
I don't even
>zenyatta potg
>its him headshotting an entire team, mercy rezzing them, and then him ulting
>mercy potg
>press q, die
>>146111179
You do realize you're able to switch too, right? Just go junkrat. Who cares if you're the only support or tank because if you want shit done right better do it yourself.
>>146111197
your eliminations are too low still
in fact your career averages are shit
>>146111197
>Rating the match poorly
Wow you showed them bro
>>146110943
Where are you getting this number?
Report and hide, every time
Together we can make the general a better place
>>146111197
>Rate match
>Negative
Holy fuck. He was so absolutely buttblasted that he actually used that useless feature that I forgot existed.
I have never actually seen someone THIS mad at video games.
>>146111276
"Why didn't the Zarya shield me?"
"Why didn't the Lucio / Mei ult for me?"
"Why didn't Mercy heal me?"
>>146111075
On Blizzard official forums even the most obvious looking baits can turn out to be serious posts.
I can't even tell if this is ironic anymore
>>146110867
>join game
>my team is going retard over some guy in my group named Puck talking about how we're all going to get carried to victory
>ask wtf everyone is talking about
>this guy is ranked #60 lucio NA
>other team starts kissing his ass too
>what the actual fuck
I mean the guy wasn't terrible but he wasn't outstanding either, why do people think rankings based on playtime matter?
>>146111330
>Lucio potg
>Airblasts two people into the well, sprays and taunts
>Symmetra potg
>Holds down M1 and looks at enemy closest to her
>Zarya doesn't shield teammates
almost as bad as the shield-only rein
>>146111392
>rate match
Where does that information go anyway?
should I wait till i get 1000 coins to unlock a skin or buy a 250 one?
>>146110943
Yeah I dunno, somebody ran the numbers and said on average it should be in that range, but anything is possible when you can get duplicates.
>>146111179
play Junkrat.
I ran into a team of 5 and me and my bro both went junkrat and managed to wipe them eventually.
>get my Ult
>use it
>as I'm going in to wipe them I hear 5 MOLTEN CORRRRRRREEEs go off
>they tank my asplosion point blank
>I'm a Widowmaker
>Tracer keeps coming at me trying to kill me
>kill her every time
>at one point I headshot her as she's zipping around me
>after the match get accused of being a hacker
That's the greatest compliment you can give someone in an FPS
>>146111393
No other character needs babysat for an ult.
Justice rains from AUUUUGH happens when pharah has zero spacial awareness and makes herself a sitting duck
>>146110867
Wow, those forums are filled with complete idiots. Mei and Bastion need nerfs? Seriously?
>Tfw can't fap because my kitten is on my lap asleep and I don't want to move him
>>146111497
For what hero? This is important.
>>146111497
depends on the hero. Lucio, phara, zenyatta all have great 250 skins that i can think of right off the top of my head.
surefour obviously cheating youtube .com/watch?v=gT1FP0MoiAo
>>146110268
>level 1800
>they add new skins
>forced to buy boxes if you want them
>it's a no tank or healer episode
>go tank
>"we need a healer"
>"go healer then"
I'm done with this fucking game.
>>146103934
filtered faggot nobody gives a shit stop posting every thread
>>146111484
im the mercy
>>146111484
>physically nailed to the objective
Pretty much describes ever Reinhardt, ever. Unless the enemy team has one, too, then they just go at eachother.
Why do semiauto hitscan weapons feel so weird in this game? I can pop around corners and win pretty much any aim duel with an AK one tap in CS, but in OW I miss Widow and McCree shots like crazy, and have to lead a bit if I want to land them. Is it just 20 tick at work?
>>146111171
>links a video to show how good seagull is
>he has a pocket med for the whole thing
>"if they were good they would've killed the pocket med"
so if the team is bad then how is your video proving he's good? anyone can roll a bunch of shit players
>>146111275
crank up your volume and listen to enemy footsteps, preferably with the dolby surround thing enabled
whenever you hear the skullcracking thuds of reapers black boots of death or the quick taps of tracers speedy running shoes, you put the guy you're healing between you and the source of the sound. if you're in an open area, keep tabs on friendly widows/pharahs/hanzos that you can boost to if shit goes south.
if the monkey tries to give you the banana, you either boost away or die because nobody ever kills the fucking monkey before he has his way with you
>>146111598
>No other character needs babysat for an ult.
Would you play with me?
>>146111713
>Unless the enemy team has one, too, then they just go at eachother.
Should I do this? It's fun and all but still.
>>146111729
mouse acceleration cannot be turned off
>>146108554
Bloodhardt,same general look but yours is the axe that will pierce the heavens.
>>146111830
can you prove it?:)
>>146104182
>who's your ow dad
>>146111804
Should? No. But it's a matter of honour.
>>146111797
No and i hope you die very soon
>>146111628
i dont know that myself ive been playing for 2 days havent tried all.
I really like pharah atm I also like hanzo soldier 76 and reaper
>>146111745
Do not reply to seagull posts
Report eceleb cocksuckers
What the fuck? It doesn't automatically requeue me. Anyone had this shit?
>>146111846
>using shithardt skins
>ever
>>146111672
I thought the professional gamers here said McCree is currently useless post nerf, yet he's still being used???
>>146111793
An half charged Zarya usin her ulti and spamming m2 on the crowd can literally clear everything by herself.
How do you beat this when your team is retarded enough to keep shooting her bubbles?
>>146110326
And Pharah requires good aim, more so than any other character because her weapon isn't hitscan. She needs to be aware of her counters at all times before taking to the air or risk getting gunned down in seconds. She can't heal herself, she has no Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card that works in every situation, literally every character requires good map knowledge and sense, and her ult puts her at gigantic risk unless she flanks.
I'm sorry you keep getting legitimately out played by Pharahs, but to say she's the easiest offense character is fucking stupid.
>>146111867
48 hours for video proof
>>146111830
It's not about mouse stuff, though. It's that I click when my crosshair is on somebody's head, and it doesn't connect, and then when I lead them by a head-width or so I'm hitting shots. It feels like I'm using Battlefield projectile weapons instead of CS hitscan.
>>146111797
A-mei-zing!
>>146111484
the (your team) team is literally my WoW guild when they want me to play overwatch with them instead of with /owg/
>>146108554
Paragon
>>146111179
>t. consolebab
>>146111936
if your teams retarded enough to consistently shoot bubbles you probably weren't gonna win anyway
>>146111804
It's high risk high reward.
>>146104390
lip color.
>>146111484
cant believe how true mercy is
>>146111920
the video I sent is pre patch
>>146111965
why dont you post it
wouldnt joining a game in last min fuck up my stats?
>>146111870
I just noticed jesus christ
>>146111936
You dont, you just wait for the defeat since your team is retarded
>>146111936
you done there cyka
>>146111609
They're both good when their team is good, like pretty much every character
People want them nerfed because they keep getting killed by them. It's like Pyro in TF2. He was in no way OP but terrible players wanted him nerfed because they don't know how to keep their distance
>Some dumb kid just tried to assassinate Trump by snatching a policemans gun
Jesus christ, normies are getting dumber and dumber every year.
>>146112038
MUH STATS D:::D:D:D:D AWOOOOO BLOOBLOO
>>146111920
That's an old video, but he's still being used.
>>146111892
Pharah has cool Epic skins, as does Soldier 76. If you're deadset on Legendary then go Mariachi on Reaper.
>>146112038
Yeah but who cares about quick play stats
>>146111340
>Trying to kill 2 turrets as the only counter.
Give it a try.
>>146112112
>mariachi
>not el blanco
>>146111484
10/10 accuracy I'm laughing
>>146111804
If you have teammates behind you then no because you'll just fuck them harder than the other Reinhardt could even dream of doing by leaving them with no cover (for that matter don't Fire Strike out of the blue either you idiots)
If you're alone then absolutely
If he charges at you then charge back or get fucked
>>146112024
>>146111920
Aw shit I linked the wrong thing, the thing I linked is some closed beta cup shit. hold on lemme find the shit i wanted to post
www.youtube
.com/watch?v=NpuaIIXy620
>it's an instalock Hanzo episode
>>146112024
>why dont you post it
That was supposed to be a joke about the person saying win streaks lowers your damage. Maybe I was too far out of context there.
>>146106967
>You will never be as good as some faggot nobody cares about
Yeah everyone is really upset anon.
>>146112075
why would anyone try to kill Lord Trump?
>>146111968
Yes that's 20 tick.
The server refreshes at 20 hertz, literally play at 20fps to see what I mean.
If you're trying to shoot where they are, the server says you shot where they were, because 20 frames in movement is almost teleporting.
>>146112180
>tfw if you don't instalock hanzo you will never get to play hanzo
>in b4 "good"
>>146112186
I thought you were actually serious about mouse accel
why do I bother staying in matches I know im going to lose
anyone else find this game really awkward to play with friends? theres not much to talk about and its mostly silence
>>146112330
That guy might be, I can't tell, but the 48 hours part was just my bad joke.
Based Seagull making these shitter neckbeards mad.
Reminder that Seagull with his pocket healer can shit on you while you have a Lucio giving speed/heal boost, a Zenyatta orb healing you with a discord orb attached to Seagull and a Mercy player giving you dmg/healing at appropriate times.
Seagull will still shit on you and anyone here - alone with all those conditions against him or with a single Mercy attached to him.
Literally just uninstall if you think you're anywhere near Seagull's level.
Stay small, kids.
>>146111492
What do you think?
>>146112075
still unmatched by Trumpcucks level of dumb
>>146112162
I'm sick of the all-white skins
>>146112148
It's quite easy with junkrat provided that you have a Reinhardt on your team
>>146111949
>more so than any other character because her weapon isn't hitscan
LIke Genji except Genji's weapon also needs to hit three times, doesn't deal 120 damage, has no splash and he doesn't get to fire from the air
saying she requires more aim than any other character when genji and tracer are extremely reliant on getting ALL their shots off is a joke
as i said, just say it anon
breathe deeply and yell
QUAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146111706
you're a fat man catfishing narutoboi69?
>PREPARE TO ATTACK
>insta lock Symmetra
stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
>>146112379
Must be your particular group of friends
Most everyone I play with has a good time
Smash that report button
>>146111936
You leave.
>friends get mad I don't play healer ever
>after ONE round loss
>always get at least two golds
>6 out of 10 times get potg because I wiped the enemy team by pressing Q
>"that's it I'm not playing with you guys anymore nobody ever wants to heal I'm always heals"
IM MAKING THE NEW THREAD, NO BODY MOVES IM GONNA MAKE THE NEXT ONE OKAY OKAY !?
JUTS GIVE ME 5 MINUTES.
thank god it's over
>>146111936
You've already lost
>>146112467
yeah ;)
>>146112431
>I want seagulls dick in my 12 year old butthole
Okay
>>146112423
Yeah then hes wrong theres litearlly no mouse accel in this game
Is there anything better than flashbanging Tracers and one-tapping them in the head? I did this about 6 times in a row and then out came the Mccree-isn't-nerfed-enough whine
>>146112563
I'M GONNA KNOCK OVER THE CARDSTAND
NO BODY MOVES I'M GONNA DO IT OKAY
JUST GIVE ME 30 MINUTES
>>146110642WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE IS HOT THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS OH HOW PRETTY ALL THE SCENERY THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK THE REPTILE TAIL RIPPED FROM IT'S BACKI'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>146112578
>>146112614
Based SeaguII making you add him to your filters.
Stay jelly and salty kid.
>>146112379
Are you sure those are your friends?
I'm not trying to be mean, it's just that friends usually don't just sit awkwardly and have to force conversation.
>>146112578
Sad it's already at this point to be honest.
Shows you how many underage shits there are clogging this board up now
>>146112578
If it took you that long to filter something you don't like then I think you might be a little dimwitted.
>>146112563
THIS
>>146112559
So seagull is the nightblue3 of this game?
Reddit personality, and mediocre player that is overrated by shitters.
>>146112578
what?
>>146109776
>>146112727
Everyone has their breaking point, fucknuts.
>>146111484
>mfw mercy main and nothing like this
feels good
>6 minute game
>hanzo ults once
>doesnt switch ever
i hope he gits gud
people who think there is a forced 50% win rate:
take a fucking statistics course and learn how stupid you are
>Hanamura is literally lose A lose the game for defense nowadays
Yeah fuck this map and fuck Anubis
>>146107126
Some are just in denial.
>>146112739
Who is nightblue3 and what's a reddit personality? I don't watch this guy but you people here sure like to talk about him a lot.
>>146112379
My friends and I are calling out enemy positions and stuff in game. In queue we usually just talk about whatever we're looking at when we tab.
>>146112779
>One step closer to the edge
>>146112646I've finally found what I was looking for
A place where I can be without remorse
Because I am a stranger who has found
An even stranger war
I've finally found what I was looking for
>>146112813
>let's toss a coin
>one side is called a fucking stomp
>the other is a steamroll
>this means it's perfectly balanced
>>146112739
is reddit personality the type where you're not obviously a chronic masturbator?
Why do you guys think you're anywhere near the level of SeaguII?
Just give up.
Was the Noire skin only for pre-orders or can it be unboxed?
what does it mean when I'm level 37 and all of my teammates are level 70+?
>>146111804
Are you some kind of fucking low energy beta?
Traditional fire strike salute and charge, if you have to ult you've lost, loser feasts on whatever is left of either team at the end
>>146112310
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought was doing it. I still can't believe they're running 20 tick in a modern "competitive" FPS.
I wonder if anything like ESEA, CEVO, FaceIT, etc will take off enough to make it a viable full-time replacement MM service with better tickrates.
Seems like I've saved up some coins
What should I buy?
p.s. if you roll trips I'll buy whatever you say
>>146113014
it cab be unboxed
>>146112995
Do you have that much fun making other Anons mad by mentioning a name?
>>146111484
I am the Mauer
>win/lose half my matches today
>winrate goes down
fucking math
>>146113064
Barrage and guardian winpose.
>>146107578
Not sure about the exact number, but before you're fully charged armor should have flat damage reduction
>>146105878
Mainfags
>>146108453
She's crazy situational though. I've only seen a handful of competent Symmetras. 90% of they time they just camp out in one room far away from the objective with six turrets and their teleporter while the rest of their team is fighting 5v6
>Most skills have an indication of when they'll end for the enemy
>except for Genji's deflect
this is so fucking stupid
>>146112821
Nigga wha
Both points on Hanamura are easy asf to defend
You hold A as long as possible, then fall back and hold B and win even if you lose A
>>146112638
>>146112737
OKAY OKAY ALMOST DONE JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES, THE FUCKING INTERNET IS DYING
FUCK YOU UMICHAN MAIKO CLASSROOM CANT DOWNLOAD FASTER
>>146113064
buy banana
>>146113106
I'm making SeaguII's haters mad because they think they're as good as he is just because he had a healer in his Pharah video.
>implying any of you can produce similar results as him with a pocket healer
Nah, people would just get steamrolled.
>>146113064
Zarya, Cybergoth
>>146113186
I won all of my games today, played around 10.
>>146110289
> fuck her
>>146106301
wait, how do you do that with Lucio?
I've stopped caring
if my team is retarded im not even gonna bother trying to win
>>146113189
Which hero is guardian for? Barrage is great, yeah.
>>146113228
What kind of banana
>>146113246
ew
>>146111598
>Junkrat when he's controling the tire
>McCree while aiming
Literally where is the new thread?
>>146109776
>>146113237
No one here is as good as he is because no one here participates in tournaments. Almost everyone here suffers from Dunning-Kruger syndrome.
>>146113293
spam spacebar
he's just wallriding that tiny difference in height
>>146113064
that many coins at lvl 119?
McRight click is no more so it's only a matter of time until "nothingpersonel simplegeometry hehe" gets gutted as well, right? Shooting at feet every 15 seconds or whatever from across the map for a guaranteed kill should not be in the game.
>>146113389
>Literally
>>146113220
If you get overwhelmed on A before overtime then it's over, as attackers now have 6 minutes to push your shit in.
>>146113416
do i need to have my direction keys moving towards the wall?
>>146113375
banana skin, spray, and voice line for Winstrong
>>146113532
Time to tell everyone to neck themselves!
>>146113556
so fucking close
if I get trips do this
>>146113464
Simple geommetry is fine. Annoying as shit, but fine.
>>146112902MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME
>>146113464
So what are you going to whine about next when that's nerfed?
I JUST BARELY JOINED
>>146113532
Have you even played Lucio? You can learn at least the theory behind this pretty fast by just trying.
>>146113616And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
>>146113593
>trips
The only trips you can get here are 000 I believe
>>146111918
>Being this upset over some one else's personal choice
Also I prefer Stonehardt, but if he's gonna go edgy might as well do it right.
>>146111936
Easy. Pick a hero that wants to shoot through her bubbles. Such as BASTION.
>>146113660
>yfw this happens
>>146107482
Their voice lines didn't have as much power behind them in the Japanese Dub.
However... "Ara Ara..."
Cold sweat was had.
>>146113660
alt f4
>>146113064
trips
use all your coins on all the sprays
how hard is it for these guys to click the next video in the playlist? I thought it was C9 and LG in the finals.
>>146113780
If you join a really late game, like you spawn in and you just see DEFEAT, does it count as a loss?
I can't think of a reason to ever pick any damage dealer other than junkrat
>>146113064
Young Genji
>>146113907
yes
>>146113064
since when are dubs on vg again?
>>146113943
Phara.
>>146111246
It increases up until level 23, where the exp requirement to level up caps at 22k
>>146104342
i dislike her facial features especially her brow but that's just me i guess
>>146113907
it does but it shouldn't
>>146113573
based
>>146113943
There's already a junkrat.
>>146113907
Yes. It shouldn't according to Kaplan but it does.
>>146113780
>instantly talking in all chat to cry about it
Cringe and gay
>>146113690But who's to judgeThe right from wrongWhen our guard is downI think we'll both agreeThatViolence breeds violenceBut in the end it has to be this way
>>146114000
>>146114000
>>146114000
>>146114000
New thread guys, best Genji player in the world edition.
>>146113943
The enemy has a good Pharah and your team doesn't have any hitscan offensive heroes. Do you still pick Junkrat?
>>146109227
>>146108821
Agreed.
>>146114068
You tried.
>>146105369
n-no
>>146105660
needs more cushion
>>146113375
Guardian is a winpose for pharah.
>>146106150
I know that hiv ridden slut!
She's a bartender.
>>146112813
:^)
>>146113660
I have won games TWICE in this exact situation.
>>146108128
>>146111103
>*brush*-
>...you're cold.
>That's fine luv, it means I'm like you now.
>>146111797
>>146107297
Is that a mother fucking final fantasy tactics reference?
I like you.
>>146105913
This happens because of Tracer. From a lore standpoint, her chrono-synchronizer causes distortions in the real world around her. From the point of view of the engine and mechanics, it has to generate a 13th player to keep track of her and respawn her after blinks or rewinds. If Tracer was dropped from the development, the engine could be better to reduce latency
>>146119439
>making shit up
Anon, please.
>>146113064
Golden Soldier 76 skin
>>146111609
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=55
The salt is almost palpable.