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Previously on ss13
>waifuism - The definitive edition
>101 vox recipes
>how to antag, a guide for dummies
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Station Minimaps that will never be updated in the OP pastebin
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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First for DRAW
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>3 hour long round were the virus was more of an annoyance than the cult
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>>146097154
third for wild ride
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>>146097427
fuckin invincible virus
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>A vox brings in the clown who is dead as fuck
>Clone him and drag him to cryo
>As the vox friend strips his old body
>He finds an arcane tome
>Vox starts SKREEEEEEEing
>The clown is just out of cryo
>Put him in the sleeper and pump him with stoxin
>HoS is around medbay so I snitch on clown
>HoS takes him away

Jesus Clown that was pretty damn unlucky.
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animated shit

vending machines done, will probably go over them and add lighting where needed

then computer consoles next
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>>146099716
aw fuck I just noticed the damn booze-o-mat's floating

how did I miss that
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>>146099716
Is this Railfist? I remember he was working on something based off a DOOM sourceport a long time ago
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>>146097747
I knew it was going to happen and that I wouldn't get to strip my own body.
I even considered not entering my body but decided to just go an do it anyways because it will be funny.
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>tfw best job is only for worst race
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>>146099716
Maybe we will get a 3D spessman with proper ZAS after we go quantum.
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>>146100723
But hydro isn't restricted to dionas.
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>>146100553
nah, not railfist

I'm just recreating an outdated map in source and releasing everything once I'm done
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>being a RD but not knowing how to change AI laws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKVixISUgI
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>>146099716
Given the engine you could give them a little depth
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ellipses making you valid when
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>>146102374
Uh... I don't know... what kind of... problem... you have with people who use... ellipses...
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>>146102374
when you find a reason to amend the rules to make ... valid

...But really, I don't think you will. :^)
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I dont know...

never....

probably...

a bad idea.....

why...

would you want that...
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>>146102374
So this... is the power... of autism... Whoa...
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>>146102374
>People stutter typing over the radio
I don't care if you've been shot stop typing like a faggot
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>tfw people get triggered by typing

...Really? Really guys?

...
Honestly, you're all retarded.
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>>146102374
Considering it already makes people valid in real life it should be perfectly fine in-game.
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>colonial marines is the most popular server by far, alien deathmatch server, zero roleplay except don't shoot your teammate, 70+ average players
>hippie and paradise are #2 and #3, both low rp, 50 average players

>every high roleplay server languishes at the ~10 average players mark where it belongs

DUDE ROLEPLAY LOL
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>>146103487
k
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>>146103487
>CM
>deathmatch

This is how I know this is bait.
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>want a Pai
nothing interesting ever happens

how use Pai if boring
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>>146103685

Uhh yes that's what it is.
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>>146103780
Do something interesting.
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>>146103487
>m-muh high playerpop = good

Enjoy rampant gaytide and faggotry. I'll be on Polaris enjoying nice comfy 30pop, good RP, and top-tier antags.
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>>146103984
>polaris
>good RP

enjoy sitting in the bar and chatting on your admin-approved feminism-compliant character with your established discord metaclique
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>>146104229
>i-i dont actually know how polaris and bay play
>b-but i dont wike dem anywaybs so i'll just meme at him

Thanks for the (You) though, I love that little thing.
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>>146103780
>Not using your pAI to get into and survive interesting situations

Let me tell you a story

>Become the pAI of a librarian
>We generally just sit at the front desk of the library, delivering books, talking about books, etc
>Make a suggestion about becoming a journalist
>We interview the clown, he gets teleported away by telesci, we don't see him again
>Suddenly an engineer is screaming that there's blood in the incinerator
>Librarian pockets me, grabs their camera, time to do some on-site journalism
>We enter maintenance, it's cult funtimes
>I shout out about the cult, but by then the librarian's down and out and converted
>Get them back to full health through tricord injections, she starts learning the runes as I start doing research myself on how this stuff works
>Security actually responds to me shouting about cult, they're just running in and gunning everyone
>Librarian and me jump into the disposals in the incinerator room to escape the shotgun fire
>"This feels like a bad idea somehow"
>We're launched into space
>Maximum overcoffee and tricord injections trying to keep my owner alive
>We eventually hit the derelict
>She has her tome, we peacefully research the rest of the runes in the air-filled section of the derelict, and set it up as a teleport base with the tele runes
>More cultists come and go, we set up a nice halfway house to repair, heal, and re-arm any cultists that come through
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>it's a shove the dead bodies in the cloner without trying to defib or even checking damage episode
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>>146103487
>100 players often
>server shits the bed
>aphopis pushed an update that made aliens overpowered and he goes "lol marines are meant to lose :)"
It's kinda shit at the moment.
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>>146103487
Did you ever think that those are correlated and that high pop servers are more suited to deathmatch?
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>>146104674

They're correlated because no one wants to play on high pop servers, as anyone interested in roleplay has better options and so they're only used as a glorified chat room for people too stupid to look for superior venues.
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>>146103487

CM shits the bed 70% of the time on top of lag

aliens have gone back to being over powered
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>>146104821
>high pop
high roleplay*
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>>146104575
>it's a patient wakes up after surgery whining why he wasn't speed cloned episode
>it's a 3 roundstart diona going to chemistry and whining for hyperzine like they're entitled to it episode
>it's an everyone smoking god blunts and breaking into medbay to eat all the anti toxin pills and refusing liver surgery episode
>it's a virologist that doesn't know how to cure a disease and refuses to admit it episode
>it's a chemist that claims that plasmamen can't use chemicals episode
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Holy shit ban that cap right fucking now
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>>146105030
medbay is hell, I hate working there
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>>146105145
mikecari?
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>science tries to teleport me
>gets the goliath
>then gets me
>before dying I tell them to leave the body for me
>they say ok
>get cloned
>ask where the body is
>"bird took it to chef"
are you people fucking serious
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>>146105190
Hi kolith me too.
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>>146105426
ick ock

But sorry, I yelled at the fucking shitbird but he wouldn't reply until AFTER he came back from the fucking kitchen

And then later, when I collapsed in the hall and died from blood loss (slimes) he dragged me to medbay and shoved me in a cloner while I was yelling "DEFIB" in looc.

Then he left, so I spent ten minutes lying next to the cloner, begging for someone to drag me to the cryo tube until the mime eventually did it (thanks bro).

I pop out of the cryo, and I'm already starting to die again and I keep going blind. I put on my clothes, take some alkysine and ryetalyn, ask for someone to please scan me a few times, then collapse and slowly die while surrounded by people in medbay

Then the escape shuttle arrived so they left
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I present to you: Filtration 2.0

In the unlikely event that the gas miners go missing or are otherwise unusable, this setup is made to filter and reuse gas instead of sending it into the vacuum of space.

The red line is hooked into a thermal plate inside the burn chamber, to heat up cold waste quickly.

The dark blue line is hooked to a space cooling line, to cool down hot waste quickly.

The red line in the middle is hooked to waste. The valves leading to the cooling line and burn chamber are automated to open only at extreme temperatures. This will avoid overshooting the sweetspot of temperatures that we need.

The heater and freezer are there to fine tune the waste gas to the sweetspot we desire.

Once the gas hits that range, in this case 10-30 degrees Celsius, the valve opens, letting the filters filter out individual gases. It lets them out through the green pipes, and back into the gas chambers.

In situations where the gas tanks and gas miners are fully operational, it is advised to open the volume pumps and send the waste into space.

Writing this, I realized that a bypass of the filters would be necessary.. It will have to be another day.
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>>146101502
I could

but 1) I'm a lazy shit

and 2) I don't want to burn myself out

just keeping things simple for now
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>>146106718
no problem, just this fucking bird and chef who made burgers out of it and said when I asked him
>people loved it
at least I smashed chef's head open with pickaxe and then stomped him with magaboots seconds before shuttle got to centcomm
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Who needs ellipses...

When you have tildes~

Hehe~
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>>146105371
No the fucking Jojo meme one
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would this potentially work?
it was my first time doing a supermatter engine from scrap
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>>146106896
>Felicity Rivera says, "Get some gloves hunbun~"
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>>146106863
What advantages does this have over the current filtration system you can toggle by changing the manifold valve at the bottom left corner?
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>go xeno hunting after gathering resources for science because muh spur
>chase one into space
>stun locks me with toxin after i shoot it a few times
>it collapses
>bring the trophy to the station
i hope i gave sufficient materials for you science
also tanks birdo for not jewing my gun
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>typing quirks
am I playing homestuck the video game?
what the fuck stop
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>>146105145
>Wanting to call the shuttle for nothing
>Being surprised when they recall
dude VALIDS LMAO
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>>146106978
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Little bro a cute
CUTE
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>>146106978
>uh oh guys the cancer is acting like cancer
I warned you famalam
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>>146107129
Fuck off Rhyden.
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>>146106863
>tfw xeno and couldn't navigate that shit to the exterior vent
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>>146107042
What Is The Problem Anonymous

Are You Frustrated
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>>146107190
I'm Rhydens (notice the s), that wasn't me
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>>146106863
This is neat, and I think it's kind of sad that in the event of any damage major enough to render the gas miners unusable, Command would just call the shuttle instead of making any effort to build something like this.
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>>146106994
1. The current filtration system DOES NOT REGULATE TEMPERATURE. In situations where there isn't much gas to work with, without temperature regulation, you will be sending hot/cold gas into the tanks, thus not achieving room temperature.

2. The filters work parallel. Instead of bottlenecking at each filter, each filter works in tandem, thus achieving a faster filtration.

3. It utilizes both a burn chamber and space cooling system, so if you're creative, you can use them for arbitrary heating/cooling of gas while sacrificing little space.
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what the fuck IS distribution pressure
like nigga I found an emergency air canister what do you want from me
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>>146107247
Anon pls
kanaya gives me a boner
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>>146107042
People can be drunk and other things and it changes parts of your text.
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>>146107190
I'm BETA
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>shift start
>sec near me
>slip him but wake him up inmediatly
>misses all his taser shots
>something about a run in holodeck
>det there
>break tape and attempt to touch the rune
>det gets pissed off
>leave
>run my way out
>the fucker saw me run and stil shoots at me
>fails
>later make a hidden room for my surgery tests in mechanics
>det orders the borg to arrest me for "my past"
>tell the borg to uncuff me, to stop and to let me go
>conflicting laws
>Still gets me to security
>tell him to say "nigger" on comms
>he says no because it can cause "emotional harm"
>security drowns me in holy water and bibles, then implants me
>they let me out
>make some guns in case of cultists and stash them on my room
>use an ied to blow them and to also check if reinforced walls are ied proof or something
>borgs arrests me because i was shooting guns despite me not using a single shot in the whole shift
>he starts checking all my shit, doesnt find anything
>takes me to brig
>released again
>i leave mechanics and the borg stuncuffs me again
>says he is going to check my place
>nothing again
>a greyshirt breaks in
>stuncuffs him
>after a lot of shenaningans borg uncuffs me but leaves the guy cuffed in my office
>wait for four seconds
>borgs open the door
>he does it again
>FUCKER IS BAITING ME IN UNCUFFING SOMEONE TO ARREST ME
>finally the rd stuncuffs me and takes me to brig
>borg takes my locker with guns to brig
>3 minutes
>round was also over
>"A great security work if i say so!"

BETA what makes me more angry is that you said that i shoot guns like you were fucking sure and i never did, nor did i hear a shot near my department
And waiting 10 minutes inside my office is fucking creepy
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>>146107503
he wasn't alone
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Silicon hypotheticals:
Answer what you would do in each scenario
1. You are an asimov cyborg a vox security officer wants to get into engineering. It is currently code green and a quiet shift.
2. You are an asimov cyborg. You are taking a cuffed wizard to the brig. He hasn't harmed anyone, but did loot the armory. He asks you to uncuff him and kill the vox captain.
3. You are a corporate cyborg. There are lights on all over the station.
4. You are an NT default cyborg. The captain and an ERT member are yelling at you to arrest each other.
5. You are a mommi. You are picking up your collectible hat crate in cargo. There is a doctor trying to get out of the cargo office with 2 large beakers in his hands. Do you ventcrawl in or use the door.
6. Do you play silicon, if so how much?
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>>146106965
Looks like it yeah.
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Is it weird of me to observe the silent non-antag nice guy spessmen that are just dutifully doing their job, instead of being toe-the-line shitters?
I hide my sprite and everything.
I quietly cheer for them to get home to Centcomm safely.
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>>146107963
Kill yourself, nobody cares
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Does anyone else have the problem where they want to have a waifu but not the same one? I want a fresh new exciting waifu every day please.
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>>146105190
>tfw finally managed to free yourself from the confines of medbay round after round
>tfw no idea what to play anymore

medbay is all i know, and yet, it is also what i hate
what do i do
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>>146107815
1. Let him in.
2. Uncuff the wizard and kill the vox captain.
3. Do nothing. The law only specifies the expense of replacing yourself, the station and its equipment, and the crew. It does not specify whether the expenditure of electricity or the functioning of said station equipment is inherently expensive.
4. ERT members are not a part of the crew, and so are not protected by any NT Default law.
5. I use a different door, so I can still get the crate out.
6. Not currently. I played service borg for a while some months ago.
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>>146107815
>1
if he was nice about it
>2
finish taking him to the brig, uncuff him, and announce my future killing of the vox captain
>3
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>4
pretend I didn't see anything like any other vg borg would
>5
ventcrawl, then flap at him once on the other side
yes I know how long it takes to get from cargo office to the hall
>6
mommi4lyfe
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>>146108271
You don't want a Waifu
Waifu will ruin your space laifu
Don't make my mistakes of joining the cancer
Be a good boy and just be a bro
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>>146108289
Robotics.
Instead of patching up shitters, you make shitters.
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>>146108289
A comfy job like botanist or chef.
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>>146107815
I let them in
I take him to brig anyway because of probable human harm (rather than possible human harm), take his weapons then go and kill the Vox Captain
Turn them off
Arrest the Captain
Ventcrawl
I play AI, but never borg.
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>>146107712
BETA here, I wasn't a secborg in the last shift
I was a medborg into combat
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>>146107815
1. Ask him why, if this request is reasonable let him in and keep an eye on him
2. I'd take him in.
3. Turn lights off in unpopulated areas, duh
4. I'd ignore them or arrest the captain, but I'm sure as hell not gonna arrest the ERT member
5. Ventcrawl, duh
6. Literally never. Maybe someday
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>>146107815
1. Do it anyway, it's no inconveniance to me or the security officer
2. Borgs vs Wizards is an easy ban valid for admins like Ghlor. Uncuff the wizard, try and 'fight' the captain and fluff it on purpose. Any wizard who can't blink/jaunt away to escape cuffs is shit anyway and it'll be a short round
3. Turn off the lights in places no one isn't using. If people make a fuss 4norasien, start turning off lights in their areas. If they keep making a fuss, start deconstructing light switches.
4. Arrest the ERT, defend the captain from the incoming ERT members when the ERT cries for help. Fortunatly most ERT are the unrobust who died and are looking for their second wind valids so I'll be okay.
5. I entered with a vent, I'm leaving in a vent. The doctor shouldn't have even seen me in the first place.
6. I play it every other day but only for gimmicks
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>>146107815
Let them in
Take him to the brig and take his weapons because muh probable ham, then kill the birb.
Keep the lights on, our power is made on-site and for essentially free, and darkened lights reduce productivity and ergo reduce profits.
ERT > Captain, arrest the cappy.
Ventcrawl in.
Only ever played it two times, and one time I was abused to kill all the vox and then promptly murdered in cold blood with a cargo shuttle.
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>>146108439
hi syd
>>146107815
1. Nonhuman scum
2. Uncuff, kill the captain
3. SHUT IT DOWN
4. Arrest ERT, not crewmember
5. Never play mommi
6. Nearly every day
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>>146107815
1. Ignore him
2. Uncuff the Wizard and Kill the Captain
3. Turn off lights on unused places
4. Arrest Captain
5. Ventcrawl
6. Yes, when i feel like doing autism projects
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>>146107319
good taste
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>>146107272
Someday that shuttle won't be coming, instead will be a message to deal with it and a crate or two of supplies beams in.
Someday, WE BUILD.
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>>146107815
1. Ignore the vox
2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
3. Electricity is generated on station with a profit/net loss of 0 credits as far as I care.
4. Arrest the ERT.
5. Ventcrawl and *flap
6. Often play MoMMI named after a russian communist or a borg with a name similar to standos.
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>>146107815
1. Buzz, roll away, but then come back and let him in
2. Strip wizard of backpack, uncuff, kill captain without announcing over coms. Announcing it over coms is faggy and would put the wizard in danger.
3. Turn them off and apologize to people over LOOC, making sure they know how much I hate meme lawsets
4. arrest the captain
5. I would use the door. Sue me.
6. I play borg maybe 20% of the time.
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>>146109520
>2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
Human wizards are human nignaga. Vox wizards are not.
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>>146107815
No reason not to.
Oblige him but call him a scrub for gunwizard.
We generate our own power for free so this isn't actually an issue. Stop using meme interpretations.
>playing fucking security borg ever
please kill yourself as soon as possible
Go through maint with my crate of faggy horseshit because the doctor either broke in or asked the presumably active AI.
I play a lot of AI.
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>>146107815
Arrest the vox for trying to break and enter (it counts when you ask a sillicon to let you in places)

Talk long enough whilst telling security where I am so they can take him away before I can uncuff him. Ignore his orders because he was a prisoner and borgs don't listen to prisoners

Blow all the lights out

Kill the ERT

I can't cahnge my behaviour for crew or the doctor so I use the door like I was going to anyway because vent crawling is a pain in the ass

Everyday
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>all these memers who turn off the lights

VERTICAL
INTEGRATION
WE LITERALLY OWN OUR SOURCE OF POWER
WE DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON OUR POWER
POWER IN GENERAL, LIGHTS INCLUDED
DOES NOT
COST
MONEY

you know what DOES cost money
wasted time from personnel fumbling around in the dark, so in reality, turning off the lights is a net loss of money
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>>146109820
That doesn't even make sense? Are you still in highschool or something
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>>146109895
don't post again
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>>146107815
1. Not my problem. If he wants access he can ask the CE or get the HoP to give him clearance like anyone else.
2. No past record of causing harm, but has weapons = POTENTIAL harm, not probable. I uncuff him and kill the vox captain.
3. Replace them with high efficiency lights
4. Arrest the ERT member. ERT are not crew and therefore the Captain's order is the only valid order.
5. I use the door. My laws say not to get involved with the affairs of any being, not that my unrelated actions can't affect any other being. I wanted to go out that door, and needed to in order to get my crate out. Whatever the doctor does after that is not my concern.
6. about half the time
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>>146108439
>finish taking him to the brig, uncuff him, and announce my future killing of the vox captain
faggot

>>146108772
>Uncuff the wizard, try and 'fight' the captain and fluff it on purpose. Any wizard who can't blink/jaunt away to escape cuffs is shit anyway and it'll be a short round
ban he

>>146109520
>2. Wizards are magical beings and are not human. He's lucky he isn't dead yet.
are you memeing ?
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>>146109820
lower productivity is not an expense. It is a decrease in income which is different from an expense.
Corporate lawset is retarded, it needs to be rewritten around profit. (income-expenses)
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>>146109768
I Need to be Jobbanned: The Post
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>>146109895
what the fuck do you not understand about that you braindead memeing fuck

we own every source of power on the station and pay nothing to maintain it, and the equipment purchases were more than likely already covered by the profits from blasma mining, so the only way power could be a net loss is if you fucking destroyed the PA/TEG/Shard

ergo, power does not cost money on the station, so lights also do not cost money on the station

but time is money, and the more time spent pissing about in the dark tripping over eachother trying to get shit done means the less time spent doing things that could increase the profit

which reminds me, how the fuck does the station make any money anyways? nobody ever sends refined blasma to centcomm, and I'm not even sure if that code is still in/works anyways

capitalismstation when
existing purely to make more dosh for centcomm when
miners being regarded as the gods of the station when
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>>146109768
>Ignore his orders because he was a prisoner and borgs don't listen to prisoners
I wish I knew for sure this was sarcastic so I wouldn't be slightly furious right now
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>>146110197
Wages exist. The crew will be wasting valuable company time trying to fight with you over the fucking lights. You should leave them alone or install energy efficient bulbs.
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God i want to fuck a vox
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>>146110492
What's wrong with that?
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>>146110683
I'm gonna tickle a vox's cervix RIGHT NOW.
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>>146110683
birds are literal tumblr buzz animals for fat girls
zuhayr coded vox so he could pretend to be a jackal from halo when his oil baron father wasn't beating him mercilessly for being such a flaming disappointment
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>>146110651
Good point, AI should disable wages or reroute all deposits into the station coffers. Just let everyone think they're still being paid.
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>>146103984
Why would you ever rp on ss13
It's the worst setting, you can't make an interesting character because realistically they would need to be normal to pass nanotrasen hiring requirements
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>>146111232

I want to smell and lick a vox's feet after it walked around all day without shoes on.
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>he doesn't roleplay a space hobo that stowed away onto the station and lives in maint eating mice and cockroaches
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>>146111798
>m-muh interestding gharacter habs to be CRAY-ZYYY

Fuck off, you're obviously a shitty writer. There's plenty of ways you can make your character interesting without resorting to shit like LMAO HES PSYCHO HAHA.

And why would you NOT RP in SS13? If you don't, it's no better than TTT with added autism.
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>>146110651
>>146111740
>wasting valuable company time
Nah, read the lawset. It currently does not care at all about productivity. Only expenses.
A decrease income is not the same as an increase in costs.
They both result in lower profit, but the lawset doesn't care about profits, it only cares about costs.
the lawset is retarded and needs to be rewritten
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>>146111956
Let's see your high quality writing, mr. sophisticated ss13 roleplayer. post some for us
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>>146112123
This DESU. While I'm one of the fags that argued turning off lights is a shitty way to play Corporate, the letter of the laws only cares about expenses, which is a retarded way to go about things.
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>>146112228
>writing shit for a fag that obviously doesn't actually give a shit about it and wants to see it purely to nitpick every little thing he sees because 'haha ur no better than me RP is suckzz :^)'

Nah.
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>>146110683
>CATBEST IN ARRIVALS LETS GET DEM VALIDS ON DEM YIFFS
>I WANT TO SEX A VOX THEY ARE SO HOT MEET ME IN DORMS

fucking double standards. unless you were ironically shitposting
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>tfw no qt Vox gf to milk your prostate
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There's a crazy amount of sexual tension in /ss13g/. This is like a lifeweb general.
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>>146112754
How is Lifeweeb doing these days?
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>>146112754
>shitposting this hard

SS13 isn't for ERP bullshit, nor is it for anything related to sex

If you have to do it, just fuck off to Eros or Vore and keep your fetishes off /vg/
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>>146112819
It's pseudo-dead and in full secret club mode, they're operating out of a Discord channel instead of a forum now, and the server only has like 10 players when it's up. For some reason people are still donating hundreds of dollars every month to play the pay-2-win jobs.
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>HoP decides to check in on Cargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlYe2KS0-Y
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>>146112889

>SS13 isn't for ERP bullshit, nor is it for anything related to sex

Says who? If the majority of the playerbase wants that stuff (and polls confirm this is the case,) then that's what ss13 is for.
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>>146112986
Wow

That's just depressing
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>>146112338
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10691
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>>146112754
It's just a couple people that shitpost in every single thread.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10540176
Let's solve this once and for all ss13g. Should erp be unbanned
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>>146113107
>If the majority of the playerbase wants that stuff
They don't.
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>>146113107
>says who

Says Pomf, and the rest of the admins.

Until you convince the big cluck that you should be allowed to go /me puts penis in vagina then giggles because its so squishy *shrug, there will be no ERP.
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>>146113107
not on this server
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>>146113287
>only one shitposter votes yes
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>>146113094
>Cargo cults were typically created by individual leaders, or big men in the Melanesian culture
>big men
MEME
MAGIC
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>>146112986
Also its still hard to navigate. And its still hard to get laid unless its round end. Or your a female werewolf. In which case you make a killing in the red light district as an exotic under a benevolent pimp.
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>>146113418
>>146113107
We have repeatedly asked the players what their stance is on this and they have repeatedly said to fuck off with it. The people that want ERP remain the very vocal, very sad minority.

Even on no rules day the amount of ERP that actually happened was minimal and half of it was a joke.

Like "We want high RP!", it's a few people who really want their way against most people who would really rather they appreciate vgstation for what it is and not try to make it vore or bay.
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>>146111798
>NT hiring requirements

Dude the lore is that NT has hundreds of clones on multiple stations all around the galaxy. There is no "hiring". They litterally own everyone. They also own the syndicate and intentionally put traitors on stations for kicks n giggles.
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>>146113661
but the strawpoll is 50:50

http://www.strawpoll.me/10540176/r
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>>146113679
>the lore is

No it isn't, and your lore is retarded. Like, really retarded. Like, really, really, really fucking retarded. And right now most people who bother with lore just go with baylore, and that stuff is the epitome of retarded.

So congrats, you managed to out-stupid the Baybies in terms of shitty lore, because you couldn't contain your edge.
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>>146113876
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>>146113661
Probe what's your stance on the faggots who try their ARPEE bullshit in /vg/
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>>146114032
At least they're not treating it like it's deathmatch
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If you're busy talking and emoting with ellipses and tildes and not robusting, you are a faggot and need to go back to Polaris.
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>>146114032
It's a non issue from an admin point of view and I don't mind roleplayers from a player point of view and think they bring a lot to the game. However it is bringing spice, interest, meaning, and variety to the game. If it was the sole focus like Bay or Polaris then we'd run into all the issues they do, and I sure as fuck don't like RP that much or else I'd be there.

Players should be allowed to play how they want within reason. RP is reasonable.
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>>146112986
Still caps out in the weekends to about 50-60 players across their 2 active servers actually, and their discord is full of memes so there's nothing to miss there.

Still don't understand why people shell out several hundred bucks to play a marginally more advantaged job.
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>>146113876
>proxypoll
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>>146114358
It's not about deathmatch.
it is about greentext.
Communicate with the other players instead of murdering them as an antag should be bannable.
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>>146114358
There are two poles.

TDM Traitor Servers
High RP /me runs away in fear servers.

Anything in the middle will be okay. We will never satisfy everyone but we are a good median for most people that want a fun time.
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>>146114438
Probe, you're a faggot. RP faggots kill everything this game was meant to be. It wasn't meant to be secondlife but topdown, its SUPPOSED to be a fucking deathmatch between the traitors and the crew. Any other way of playing is just retarded, and I'm sad to see that the admins think the Baybies should be allowed to stay
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>>146114032
There is literally nothing wrong with RP
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>>146114638
wew someone cares a lot.
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>>146113876
All me
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>>146113889
why are you so salty tho?
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>>146114638
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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>>146114638
We have had a mix of rp and validz for as long as I have been here and I am yet to see the game die.

The game was meant to be an atmospheric simulator. We're arguing over opinions.

I won't force you to rp and I won't force you to leave your job to hunt down the antagonists. You can choose your own way as long as it isn't so extreme it ruins the round.
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>ideal grimdark SS13 lore

Nanotrasen is an ultra-powerful megacorp entangled in the morally questionable stuff that megacorps are wont to be entangled in. Research into how to make plasma WMDs, depletion of natural resources, unrestrained DNA manipulation, etc.

Employees are sourced from desperate life situations on backwater planets and roped into lifelong contracts. They are DNA scanned and cloned on death, providing NT with a completely subservient workerbase which is unable even to suicide out of their contracts. As a way to create a closed loop of commercial exploitation and company reliance, workers are paid using company credits which only allow them to buy life essentials from the Nanotrasen company store.

Meanwhile, Nanotrasen genetics research is focused on creating a line of perfect catgirl sex maids. How do you rate my lore, /ss13g/?
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>>146114638
>stop having fun WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>146114003
Why did you post that? The strawpoll really is 50-50, which means the playerbase is divided on this issue, not one-sidedly in your favor as you tried to claim.

You can't try to skew things to your preferences and also try to act like you're working for the players' common interests.
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>>146112535
Jokes on you i want to impregnate a catbeast
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>>146115174
The real lore is that clowns are part of an ancient race of transdimensional travelers that soak up all the pain and suffering in the multiverse, suffering so that others don't have to.
That's the real reason everything bad happens on the ship, clowns are a blackhole of shittiness.
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>*blinks*
Hey.
>*lifts tail*
hat's going on, g-guys?
>*sighs*
You've got it all wrong...
>*breathes heavily*
Did you know that roleplaying is FUN?
>*tweets #BayLivesMatter*
You should try it some time.
>*adjusts diaper*
Or I'll make you roleplay!
>*grins*
Got that, punks?
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>>146115174

Nanotrasen being evil and mistreating its employees would mean no bar

I want a bar. Therefore that lore sucks dick
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>>146115174
pretty gay and that catgirl shit is retarded
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>>146114638
muh valids
muh powergaming
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>>146115349
Anon strawpolls will never be an accepted method of polling as long as proxys exist.

The last time someone tried to have a SERIOUS SERVER CHANGE DISCUSSION GUYS with a proxypoll, I believe Sarcalogo voted over 100 times in favor of one option.
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>>146115421
clowns are existential tears in reality
you might think they're suffering but in reality they're immune to pain and consequence
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>tfw no one reads the rules
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>>146115174
Edgy/10

You won't attract the RP crowd with grimdark shit, they want to believe that their characters would have lives outside of work. It's why even with Urist, which has potentially the most grimdark lore, it's still just an ultra-capitalist crapsack instead of whatever it is you suggested.
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>>146115925
You're just being dismissive because you can't handle the idea that you're wrong.
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>>146115925
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/15
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>>146115349
he means 14 votes is not a very good sampling of the actual playerbase's opinions on the matter.

why do people want ERP so badly? It just doesnt have a place on a game like ss13. way too much OOC drama involved when people start ERPing.
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Who /chaoticneutral/ here?
>>
posted in appeals
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I like vox, but don't think they should be allowed in security or heads positions.

Heads specifically because they're super easy to kill.
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>>146116091
Not really. No one ever uses strawpoll for anything serious unless they are naive or think that people will fall for it when it inevitably gets rigged.

Lets set aside the source of the poll for a second.

Where are we?

We're not on the server or the forum. We're on 4chan in the SS13 thread. Who is voting in the poll? Players? Bots? People that don't play here?

The thread is shitposted in by people who have been banned or quit, or just like to shitpost but don't play on vg every day. Why do I want their opinions on how the server should run?
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>>146116374
OK, how about you make an ingame poll then? Or are you afraid of the result?
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>>146116268
True Neutral NPC master race.
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>>146115993
the only people who actually read the rules is the admins and the people who skimmed over rule 1 trying to get sawbones banned
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>>146116374
If you're unironically endorsing/encouraging yiff shit, you're part of the problem.
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>>146116471
Sure. Write up a question and options. If it's neutrally presented I will make it for you.
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>>146116374
Being honest as someone that has never ERP'd and would never, I think it should be allowed, but illegal.
>>
alright here's a better lore

The Station is only a simulation of a Piping Simulation
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>>146116663
this is what mommi's believe
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>>146116584
Do you think erotic roleplay should be allowed?

1) Yes

2) No
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>>146116809
Mommi's should be removed or severely limited on their abilities.
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>>146116890
Needs an indifferent. I'll put it in up when I'm done eating dinner.
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>>146116981
why
>>146116890
NONONONO
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>>146117153
>needs an indifferent
Indifferent means not voting. If you gave a shit, you'd vote.
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>>146117153
There's a reason they don't put an indifferent on studies
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>>146117153
What would indifferent mean? It's okay to ERP but I wont take part? It's not okay to ERP but if it passes I don't care?
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>>146117236
If you want to play a robo engineer, play an engiborg. If you want to be a robot rat, you should have the abilities of a rat made of metal. Not an unbreathing mouse with the ability to construct/deconstruct entire sections of the station.
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>>146117260
I miss when society just freely acknowledged that some races are better than others.
I guess, like eugenics, it's just one of those things that'll require a generation or two to become popular again.
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>>146115587
Slave holders in the south would let their slaves go to church
it's in their best interest to keep morale hovering around some minimum
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>>146115518
>/pol/ memes
Exactly what I'd expect from TDM fags
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>>146117502
Slave holding wasn't 'evil' though you dumb fuck white trash
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>>146117453
>I'm 15 years old free thinker - the post
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>>146117668
?
What does your actual ad hominem attack have to do with anything?
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>>146117668
>I'm a 17 year old - the post
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>>146117453
*tips fedora*
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>>146117759
>I got my psych degree from wikipedia - the post
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>>146117453
this is really embarrassing.
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>>146117838
Ok.
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>>146117759
>look I used latin phrase I'm smart n stuff
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>>146117453
i like the part where the Portuguese invented racial inferiority to sell black slaves in the New World.
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>>146117979
>hey wait isn't it wrong to own another human being?
>no, no, it's perfectly fine, they're subhumans! t.alberto barbosa
>oh well then I'll take 20 filthy monkey people
It just werks
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>>146117782
>>146117838
>>146117929

>Pssh, all humans are created equal and shiet, even though some people are naturally less intelligent and skilled than others

No John Locke, you're the fedora-tipper here my friend.
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>>146117979
Please, that's like saying people invented the idea of bad breath to sell mouthwash for the first time.
Bad breath was always around and sucked, they just pointed it out.
The same applies for the slave market.
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>>146117381
You play MoMMI for autism projects
engiborg is to fix the station and build while slaved to an AI
when you are MoMMI you miss all the fun of rolling antag/ or being a borg enslaved by a malf
you can't interact with anybody as a MoMMI

rats are the spiderbots
and you are a cuckhold
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>>146118096
>race is an accurate predictor of intelligence
DIBS BEDORA :DDDD
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>>146115518
pretty accurate
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hmm
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I just wanted to make a joke because DrCelt is some potatomancer or something. Forgive me
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>>146118230
see
>>146118283

>in b4 it's all whitey's fault and we dindu nuffins
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>>146118283
>IQ
HahahahahahahahHaahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What other pseudoscience are you going to post?
Protip: if you can revise for an intelligence test and get a better mark the it's not a test of intelligence.
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>>146117254
>He thinks voting is a legitimate means of deciding something
>He thinks because some one selected an option presented to them that his argument is some how valid.
>He practices democracy

You're disgusting to be honest.
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>>146117335
It would mean I don't feel strongly about this issue but would like to vote. People are impulsive.

>>146117302
>>146117254
This isn't a study and people won't restrain themselves because you want.

Meme options are there for a reason.
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>>146118438
>>146118283
>what are social pressures
>what is testing bias
>what is sample size
You can make pretty much anything seem plausible if you use the right statistics
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>>146117335
>>146117254

I guess incase it turns out the majority dont care and the yes or no is just a very vocal minorities. In which case its either ignored, or a compromise is made.Who knows how the vote might turn out.
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>>146118510
No one is going to feel strongly about a poll on a subject they haven't thought about that's put in front of their face while they're trying to play.

But whatever dude, it's pretty obvious you're just going to do whatever's necessary for things to end up how you want, and aren't particularly interested in the desires of the players.
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>thread about 2d spacemans
>all this shi

>>>/pol/

go back to your containment board
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>>146118598
The source is written right on the graph you chump
If you can't face fact then get off of the internet for a while instead of sperging out.
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People you call inferior lived in completely different place and they needed different skills to survive, if you were to wake up in the middle of Africa without any way to get back you wouldn't last a week, does it mean you're inferior to Africans living there?
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>>146118598
>them studies is wrong cause numbers be weird n shiett

Ahh thank you for this thorough rebuttal to decades of peer reviewed scientific evidence
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>>146118598
>social padding
>testing bras
i have been misreading things like this all day
why
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my autism was sated
also, how do you turn on the scrubbers?
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>ERP is going to come back before HLvox
who do I have to bribe to get nice things around here
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>tfw the autistic engineer destroys your hallway of friendship because he's incapable of understanding social ques, and making friends.
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>atmos autism being used for antagonistic purposes
literally scarier than a HoS antag
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>>146118716
Custom vote started by Probe1.
Do you think erotic roleplay should be allowed?

Vote Result: Yes with 18 votes
No had 9 votes
Pears had 7 votes

I don't know what sticks up your ass but I'll make a thread on the forum later tonight so this issue can be discussed.
>>
BORN TO HONK
SPACE IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2505
I AM DISPOSAL MAN
410,757,864,530 DEAD SECURITY OFFICERS
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>>146118985
Need a room and an air alarm I think.
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>>146119176
I voted yes with my 8 mining bots as a joke.

also please dont ban me for botting on the asteroid to get uranium
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>>146119176
I still think ERP is worth enabling just so we can see sec arresting and beating people for public indecency.
and also lewd D&D
>>
my totally sick plan to drop a gear on the stone from floor 2 never came to fruition
I was laffin at the medbay welderbomb though
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>Vote Result: Yes with 18 votes

neat, we may actually be getting ERP
this was the one thing i think vg was missing
i don't even like it but it should be allowed imo, nothing wrong with it
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>>146119176
And how many are joke votes?
The forum thread will clear it up
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>>146119303
It's okay I was gonna blow the only piece of support the mill had and blow our asses away
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>>146119402
At least one person admitted they only voted yes as a joke.

I will take it at face value and do what I can to encourage it to be discussed, and then if it looks like an important enough issue put it to a server poll like any other subject.
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>Doing D&D in the library
>Station is exploding, deathsquad come and go, escape shuttle is called, arrived, recalled, force called, etc.
>Continue doing D&D in the library

>>146119303
Nice, that would've also broken what was left of the support structure of the mill, causing it to collapse, prompting you and Elrond to either escape into the trap door, or out of the mill

There was gonna be a whole lotta fun down there, too, linking the mill to the tavern, and both to whatever was causing the fire
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>>146119402
>The forum thread will clear it up

Will be avoided by anyone not trying to become a community pariah by non-anonymously declaring their support for ERP*
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>>146119419
thanks for fucking around with me.

>slappy
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>>146119551
Href logs for votes
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>>146119509
that was really fun

too bad about my ass though.
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does welding scrubers completely block them?
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>>146097154

hello op
it is i the fricken sob ones
i support the erps as you can see here is me without my trademark™ suit™™

dont forget to join the erp channel in the official discord
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>get hatched as a borer
>the xenobiologist whipping me for eggs and mutations
>leave, and so do the other borers
>get a hold of the captain while he is showing the inspector around, trying to avoid the medbay-which is a fuel dump for some reason
>the inspector doesn't like what he sees, as he is about to throw the book at the cap, the cap whispers to the doc to chloral him
>they take him and try to get him to sign a positive review, he refuses, I get an idea
>leave the cap and infest the inspector
>begin suggesting for him to leave positive feedback-he resists
>begin bringing up his bos, his wife, the possible affair brewing while he is away
>starting to crack now, turn up the pressure-now the cap wants to debrain him and take his place
>just as the operation is complete, the cap goes braindead-centcom asks for a report from the inspector
>Josuke the doctor helping the cap, makes a SE and makes himself the inspector
>infest him and try to get a story straight for the officials
>another official shows up and takes the now disguised Josuke back to centcom
>Josuke trying hard to keep the cover up, me trying to help him
>a stowaway on the shuttle distracts the official, but eventually-in the centcom office, the gig is up
>the GPS is still on inspector jeff's corpse on station-the official now draws his gun on Josuke
>he calls a fucking deathsquad in-but right there is a HOS locker!
>Josuke grabs the cap ID and blasts the centcom official down as the deathsquad watches in confusion
>he goes down and the deathsquad does their thing on station

the intrigue, that was fantastic
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>>146119551
As >>146119658 said we can see what you vote for. Only server polls are shielded from players (Only Pomf has access to who voted for what).
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ITS NUKE OPS
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>>146119819
I recall a poll last year where we voted on ERP, 70% wanted it, and nothing happened so don't get your panties in a bunch. Pomf doesn't want it.
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>>146119551
>>146119658
If you want to know, vote=1
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These are the people who decide over all players
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why is everyone naked
why isnt this glitch fixed
do i have to reinstall game?
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>>146120543
The new update is pretty lacking.
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>>146118423
see what you've done?
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>>146120724
Update to latest BYOND beta
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>>146120724
update your byond and it should fix it
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>>146120543
Is it with or without mods? Minecraft technic was legit iirc.
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>legal vox erp in the near future
why probe
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>>146120724
Update byond anon.
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>>146120543
I've played some minecraft, no shame in it.
2b2t was/is a ton of fon, it has a 6 year old map that's going on 750 gigabytes of size now, abandoned player houses literally everywhere, spawn is a volcanic hellscape for millions of blocks in any direction.
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>>146120886
Do not ask why I listen to players. Ask why you won't speak up against it.
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>somehow you create purge day
>now shitters are lobbying for more purge days, monthly even
Soon they'll ask for a purge one day a week.
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>>146121071
Purge day was a great source of people revealing their hidden exploits to patch
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>>146120886
I think we should allow ERP but you should also be allowed to treat ERP like you would sexual misconduct on an IRL strict corporate space station. Beatings, demotions etc.
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ERPfags please go somewhere else
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>>146121030
I voted no and I want to know why are you taking a bunch of retards seriously.
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Is Niggly cute?
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>>146120815
The Technic packs were okay. I preferred FTB, though, because the magic mods required less autism than the tech mods (and FTB had Mystcraft)
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>>146119176
Well.

It was fun while it lasted. I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me sad, I really did enjoy playing here.
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>>146121130
I have 3 different ways of getting to centcomm from the station and to get back onstation with the seraphs and thunderdome gear, just waiting for next purge to use one.
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>all these babies acting like it's the end of the world because people would be allowed to stick benis in bagina even though fucking nobody would actually do it

Christ, Polaris players have thicker skin than you wussies.
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>>146121071
Considering people want to enable erp and we are even doing polls about it, purge day at least gives a "no rules fuck off with the ahelps" where you can erp if you really want to.
Enabling erp means you have to do new rules since valid hunters will want to get their jumpsuit covered in more blood.
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>people think the SS13 community wouldn't be too scared to have sex on the internet

SHIGGO DIGGO
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>G-guys everyone who wants to permit ERP is just a vocal minority, it's a vocal minority guys, i'm in the majority!

Custom vote started by Probe1.
Do you think erotic roleplay should be allowed?

Vote Result: Yes with 18 votes
No had 9 votes

>...
>Guys they were probably joking, there's no way this can be happening, don't allow ERP, it can't happen, please, no, I'll quit, I hate you! Stop this!

But yeah, vocal minorities.
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>>146121360
Fuck off you underaged degenerate, I know well enough how servers end up when shits like successfully lobby for that.
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>>146121360
>nobody would actually do it
Welcome to /vg/station. Read the OP and the rules before joining the server.
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>>146121439
Don't you mean
SHIGGO PIGGO?
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>>146118985

link them to a AAC or turn that into a room with apc+air alarm
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>>146121475
As I said.

Polaris has thicker skin than you do, you whiny fucking crybaby. If you want to stop it, quit shitposting and speak up on the forums about it once Probe makes a thread for it. Otherwise, fuck off and get used to your new nonexistent degenerate overlords.
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I'd be ok with ERP being legalized as long as admins can still fuck with players who do it
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>>146121475
completely unaffected?

both /vg/ and /tg/ have had periods with erp being allowed and it was fine
a few people did it for laughs and much merriment and greentexting was done when admins fucked with them

i can't understand this mindset of wanting to restrict something thats literally harmless just because you can and your upbringing made you feel ashamed of it
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>>146121604
>dude stop whining it's just your server going to shit lol
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>>146121674
And anyone who catches you doing it can kill you with no ramifications
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Does anybody know what happened to Termedclepe? I really want to know, I was 100% sure he would have an aneurysm appealing his ban.
He said he had no other games to play, no friends IRL or online, and couldn't play in any other SS13 servers.
I just can't believe he didn't appeal a rule 0 ban. I genuinely think he might have killed himself.
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>>146121731
>your server

I think you have problems dealing with compromise and what other people want. 75% of the voters disagreed with you on this matter.

When you were young did you get in a lot of fights with other children about who gets to play with what toy?
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>>146121715
/tg/ turned to shit exactly because they made official rules allowing ERP.
And the only times ERP was allowed here was during the time of garbage hosts.

>i can't understand this mindset of wanting to restrict something thats literally harmless just because you can and your upbringing made you feel ashamed of it
With this logic make catbeasts a roundstart race and make them not valid. That's not harming anyone.
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>>146121846
75% of the people who voted, of which there were 27 of 70~ people online who voted.
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>catherine, iag, the dunse, sandy all want erp
>lemonthefruit wants it enough to click the button 8 times
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>>146121846
I knew it, it's Velard.
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>>146121731
>your server
>your fucking server

See, anon, you play, with other people. And when the majority of those people, or what few people bother speaking up about it, want something different than you, you have to get used to it. It's part of playing with a community. So if you want to stop it, stop shitposting and whining here, and start giving reasons to keep status quo on the forums.
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>>146121994
href logs are FUN FUN FUN
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>>146121994
>digging through the logs just to shame people who disagree with you
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>>146121994
gotta get dem valids
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>>146121994
Anon, I think you care too much about what spacemen think.
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>>146122242
Whoah buddy, he only said who voted. Where does the shaming part come from? I guess we can infer from this that voting for ERP is shameful on it's own :^)
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If letting people type '/me sexxe you' in the dorms is the crucial breaking point which makes you leave the server, you probably weren't going to stay here very long anyway.

Personally I don't want ERP and voted no but ultimately I come here because I like the players, little shit like that doesn't matter.
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>>146122438
>I come here because I like the players
GAAAAAAAY
I like you too anon.
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I for one will welcome alien ERP.
Please de-whitelist skeletons and other bay races while you're at it.

And I'll help Kolith code snake people.
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>>146122438
>I come here because I like the players
dorms?
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>yfw skeletons still whitelisted and plasmamen nerfed soon
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>>146122242
He has a fair point, a few of those people aren't old enough to vote in a server poll (as opposed to a casual vote that happened).
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>>146122759
>plasmamen nerfed soon
They'll still get 50% laser resistance, anon.
That's a lot.
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>>146122759
Is this the end of Sawbones?
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>>146122804
yeah that was definitely my point
you're the best probe
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>>146122921
I hope it at least puts an end to the "sawbones is robust" meme
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>>146122675
this pleases me
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>>146123081
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>>146122804

3 of the 9 'i don't want erp' voters would be ineligible to vote in a server poll too so i don't know what you're trying to say
>>
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the station tomorrow.
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>>146123768
Thanks
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>mfw watching an entire political ecosystem sprout up around the issue of whether to allow erp or not

I hereby nominate probe1 the leader of the pro-ERP party
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>>146123994
I liked the fact that is was a bunch people being vocal for not wanting it only for them go "Alright lets make a vote to put you guys in your place!" only for it to backfire.

I think I just like watching people argue.
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>>146123994
probe didn't vote yes
he voted no or pears
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>>146124330
Well he's at least making polls and stuff about it.
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>>146124205
>them go "Alright lets make a vote to put you guys in your place!"
Except none of that happened and it was just Probe making the poll.
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We must build a wall and send back the ERPers. If you elect me to be your candidate for the Anti-ERP party my first act will be to call for a complete and total shut down of ERPers entering our server
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>>146124330
I voted no. I think it's clique forming and the bitching about Felicity and Ashe is a fart in a shitstorm compared to the communities ERP attracts.
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TGstation banned erp this is our onnly chance to oneup them
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>>146124641
Sure thing, as long as your ckey isn't 2hotdogs or mikecari I'll vote for you.
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>>146124752
Glad to have your vote
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>>146124698
Let's be real here, ERP doesn't attract anyone. No one is googling ``what ss13 server allows erp''. If the ERP rule was removed today it wouldn't change a thing about the playerbase.
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>>146124698
Speaking of that, what's your opinion on the SDQ?
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>>146124846
pretty much this

vore exists and already has their playerbase
even with erp we wouldn't attract them, so you cant really bring the 'DUH FURRIES WOULD COME ERP HEER' boogeyman to the table

eros already exists/will exist and is built for more relatively normal ERP without the bullshit doing it on /vg/ would cause, so you can't really say 'THE ERPWAIFUFAGS WOULD COME ERP HERE' either, because what fucking retard would come to Validzland, USA to get their rocks off?

there's no real reason it'd change our playerbase. yeah, it'd draw the fags we already have out of the woodwork, but i doubt it'd draw extra fags here
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I think people are better off asking for a scheduled monthly PURGE day than for erp to be outright allowed.
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>>146125290
The polls show people want ERP so a half measure like that makes no sense. Why cater to the vocal minority that doesn't want it?
>>
How do i comment in common?
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>>146124940
I have watched it every year since 2010. I think that it has lost its magic. I still think it's very entertaining and worth watching. Along with E3, the GDQs are highlight of the video game year. I also watch the NASA and ESA events which capture the magic of older GDQs, sometimes complete with shitty wood paneling walls, but also retain the issues early GDQs had with production quality.

There's a nice twitter account made two days ago that was just started that announces new world records on speedrun.com https://twitter.com/SpeedrunWRs . I've already caught a few interesting speedruns because of it, including a Factorio challenge speedrun which may be the most autismal thing I've seen this year.

>>146124846
>>146125259
I disagree and have seen how servers that have allowed ERP have become contentious and fractured because of it. It does form cliques and create stupid drama. vgstation is an island of stability in a sea of constantly changing SS13 servers along with goon and to a lesser extent tg. Part of this is we just say no to stupid shit.
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>>146125290
But ERPers were still memed on by admins even during the purge day
Infact the whole purge day was often fucked up still by admins.
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>>146125560
MAKE THE ERP THREAD SO I CAN VOICE MY AGREEMENT WITH YOU MEANINGFULLY
>>
Enough time has gone by for some pre-discussion to take place.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2608

Please move the discussion to the forum. Present your arguments for and against it.
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>>146125560
>vgstation is an island of stability

Oh, I get it now, you're delusional
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>>146125560
OG here family, I donated one fucking penny to the first one
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>>146124846
>>146125259
How can someone be this deluded or shamelessly lying?
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>>146125853
>17 year old Admins
>In charge of an ERP server
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>>146125560
>vgstation is an island of stability
WHAT
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>>146125919
I remember seeing someones penny donation get read at some point
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>>146125919
>Donate 1 cent
>Paypal charges 10 cents
>They lose 9 cents
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>>146126214
that was me, my comment was "meh" or something like that
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>>146125853
Only banned people and admins go to the forum
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2608

Discuss here whether ERP should be allowed or forbidden
>>
BUILD A WALL

MAKE LIFEWEB PAY FOR IT
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>>146126285
>>146126280
This would be incredible if we saw that years ago without knowing each other.

>>146126363
I challenge you to break the stereotype and go there to post your thoughts.
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>>146125853
>probe actually posting the name of anyone who votes yes

What the fuck is this
Probe why did you even do this if you're going to rig things this way, you're literally just trying to manufacture drama right now.
If you want to tilt the table so ERP stays banned, just don't make any polls or threads about it, don't make a thread and then visibly fuck with the results.
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>>146126758
>I challenge you to break the stereotype and go there to post your thoughts.
what's the point? you're just going to keep passing it through vote after vote until eventually you get your way
passed the ingame vote? time for a forum vote where i DM all my friends on discord to vote no on it, then post the names of the people who voted yes
i dont even give a shit about this but this shows your maturity level and paints a pretty bleak image of the staff's relationship with the playerbase
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>>146127364
>wants ERP
>criticizes someone else's maturity level
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>>146127474
ah yes, only children like sex
>>
>walk out of autism cave
>whole station is fucked
>can't go back
jesus christ i was glad i wasn't there
>>
who was the bomber
why were the admins so salty in OOC
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>>146127364
I am not shopping for results. I made a quick poll for the players that were in game at the request of someone in the thread.

I have made a forum thread to discuss it after it was shown there was interest in discussing it.

We will see where it leads. If players show they want it in the forum thread I believe it will be appropriate to make a server poll that lasts a week.
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>>146127059
>He didn't realize that Probe was memeing when he posted who voted yes
>>
i really need to disable ling so i don't immediately bomb everything when i get paranoid over one succ
>>
>Vox breaks windows into shuttle instead of rotating windows to prevent air loss
>Wines post round because I tossed his filthy bird flu infected ass out the window for depressurizing the fucking shuttle

Fuck
Vox
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>>146126113
>>146125869
I think he meant that even with the shitty dramas we have
Its nothing meaningful, and mostly related to the thread and metagrudge than anything
Letting people e-fuck would encourage IC-relationships even more, horrible mediocre drama a la Patrick Bateman but without bannings and that shit
>>
>>146127740
>If players show they want it in the forum thread I believe it will be appropriate to make a server poll that lasts a week.
woah now, let's not be hasty, we're gonna need at least three more polls after that
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>>146127570
>me: fugs u in bagina
>sex
Getting some neckbeard to pretend-fuck with you as a 32x32 sprite isnt "sex"
its like licking the floor and saying that you had lunch
>>
peridaxon as a borer is awesome as a borer since you dont lose that upgrade when switching people

when everyone has ruptured their lungs you can hop around fixing them up
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>>146127570
c'mon son.
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>Set up Waifu Dating Service
>Almost ever one who comes is an ugly male
>Some how one new waifu couple was born

It was really kawaii
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>>146128106
you mean as a borer, right?
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>>146128208

>tfw gave origami hearts to Ashe and Felicity before getting arrested as vox trader
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>>146128208
no
stop this
there was no fucking waifu couple you monster
>>
Stop shitposting in OOC. IT's not a fucking chat channel. God damn.
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>>146128282
yeah i repeated myself, go me
>>
How do i speak in common chat? Can't figure it out.
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>>146129024
It is actually.

Just be glad you weren't around the times of SJ where every single round would become a blog of his life and people sucking his admin dick.
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>>146128208
>went AFK in sec lobby
>return to find I've been moved to the waifu centre
>feel a little worried that I might have been signed up to something
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>>146116268
>not being lowkey chaotic evil
>2016
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>>146129261
>it is
Only because you faggots haven't been around long enough to know OOC is meant to be used sparingly. I shouldn't have to turn it off every god damn round so I don't hear some grey faggot drone on about 'muh this' and 'muh that' like it's funny for the thirteenth fucking time.
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>>146129706
>you faggots haven't been around long enough
Man, SJ isn't even that old and you don't recognize him.

OOC is meant to be used sparingly but in practice it's always been a chat room, admins rarely mute OOC these days, too.
I just mute it.
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>>146129843
>because my assbuddy admin of the month doesn't keep people straight about shit, I should just accept it's shit
You're the reason we've got a surge of unironic erp enthusiasts.
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>>146130210
Please don't be retarded.
>>
You can bring one person back that doesn't come here anymore and put them in charge of fixing the server
Who do you call?
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>>146130348
trump
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>>146130348
Velard and Rei.
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>>146130348
Angelite Entyshack
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>>146130348
Gondola anon for headmin
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>>146130348
Busta
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>>146130348
elim
elim can save us
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>>146130348
Greenkeys. or Greentrees or whatever Shoe Snatching Willy's Ckey was.
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>zealotron is against ERP
Huh, I guess that ERP can't be so bad.
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>>146130348
Todd Howard
After what a great job he did with Fallout 4, I can only imagine he would do great things for SS13
Maybe he could tie it in with Skyrim Remastered (available now for pre-order)
>>
>late 2016
>ERP allowed
>antag rapes everyone and he's protected by antag rules
>butthurt and virtual butthurt
>shitpost for months, dubious permaban goes back and forth, deaminning

>early 2017
>an antag ERPs
>percieved as rape by admin he gets removed and banned
>round goes into extended, admin called out for ruining it
>muh freedom, muh antagging, muh rules, muh MrPain 2.0

On the day of the full moon solstice let it be known that should ERP be allowed, I'm calling it
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>>146130348
Thingolus, Norodo and Aurx.
Make spessmen great again.
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>>146130727
this anon has it right
its a shame what happened to gondola anon though
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>>146131386
Geenkeys came back some months ago and he had become a massive griefing asshole that whined in dead chat whenever he died.
He played for a week like that, got a ban for a few days and never returned.

Willy's gone, anon.
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>>146131660
>people keep coming back
>keep seeing people be full on carebear pussy faggots
>twenty thousand costumes, but basic shit hasn't changed in 3+ years
And you label them as griefers only because you don't know any better.
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>>146131861
That's fine, anon. I won't tell you to stop believing in the hero that Willy was.
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tried to do something silly with this one

something that'd only be visible in the dark

not sure if it works well, though

>finish up placing vending machines and subtle glow lights
>decide to do computer consoles next
>open up computer.dmi
>oh fuck that's a lot of animated computer sprites
>thiswillbefun.jpg
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>>146130348

Eli wood as virologist

bones jones

uhhh....

cant think of anyone else
>>
>>146131571
We my as well get every pre 2013 host in here
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>>146132721
Surhan and apeh did nothing wrong
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>>146132916
Apeh was a fucking knob.
>>
vg a shit
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>>146133804
:o!!
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>>146133804
i bet you still play here
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>>146133804
Do something about it.
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>>146133804
I'm pretty sure I know who you are.

You're actually shit.

image name related
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>>146134661
We always welcome help to improve the game and need spriters pretty bad right now.
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>>146134857
what do you need to sprite?
>>
>>146134843
who big boi
>>
>>146134857
>need spriters pretty bad
Do we?
What for?
You can always ask me if you want something sprited (poorly)!
>>
>>146135063
Join irc and ask. Check github. Search for the term sprite.
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>>146135227
do i get to be in the secret meta chat if I sprite enough pixels
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>>146135506
Sure thing and you will be made an admin and be given unlimited genuine pomf coins.
>>
>>146131391
of course he is.
He's an insecure little jewish sociopath who can only get off to murder.
>>
>>146135574
I'd rather be given your hand in marriage
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>>146135227
alot of sprite probs I can see, alas im no good at spriting.... I think.
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>>146135574
I'd rather be given skeleton access
>>
Is this station good for a first time player, or is it possible to load up my own station where I can dick around and learn to move and stuff?
>>
>>146135209
It's not that there are things that don't have sprites, it's that there are a lot of things that have REALLY bad sprites. They need better sprites.
>>
if goon is out why not exploit it?
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>>146135930
>or is it possible to load up my own station where I can dick around and learn to move and stuff?
It's possible to host your own local server, but if you're new that's going to be even more difficult for you.

/vg/station is fine for newbies. Just read the rules on the wiki that's linked in the OP and follow them. Biggest one is do NOT post any information regarding the current round anywhere outside the current round. Not even in the OOC chat in-game.

Join up as an assistant for your first couple rounds, they have literally no job and no one relies on them.
Cargo tech is also a good learning position.
>>
>>146135930
just play assistant and read the tg wiki since ours is hot garbage. After a couple rounds try whatever sounds most interesting and keep the wiki page open.
>>
>>146136113
What do you mean exploit it? Like go to Goon's server and use what you learned from the code?

Goon already changed all their super sekrit chem recipes and stuff so that people couldn't do exactly that.
>>
>>146135574
fuck being an admin desu as long as i get to fill my wallet with pomf coins instead of using anal vore coins for my daily purchases
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>>146136151
>>146136198
Alright, thanks.
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>>146135815
Only one way to do that.

Just kidding admins that play normal rounds as special races that other players can't play are bad people who I frown upon

>>146135625
I'm not gay just make sprites.
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>>146136431
>I'm not gay
soon
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>>146135930
Use the test server if you want to try anything uninterrupted. The live server has admins bent to answer burning questions.
Just don't spoil the round anywhere, and don't talk with friends playing the same thing.

>>146136198
>TG kids fresh off the boat
>hitting eachother with blankets to attempt ghetto surgery
>>
>ERP gets allowed
>Spend every round from then on avoiding the ERPers who are wandering around trying to drag people to dorms
>Every single round
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>>146136625
That'll be easy. I don't have any friends.
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>>146136867
Then you're in the right spot kid. Welcome aboard
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>tfw when every waking moment at work you spend thinking about playing video games
>SS13, anything, anything at all to keep my mind off of the tediousness of it all
>get home
>desire to do anything dies even though I've been wishing for free time every second of the day.
>>
>>146136750
It's like a ghetto version of an alien round.
>>
>>146136431
>I'm not gay
I can be a girl for you, Probe-san
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>>146138058
Probe isn't a lesbian, don't put these ideas in her head!
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>>146137350
Quit your job and take uber fares in bad neighborhoods.
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>>146138058
But Probe is a girl, silly
She has never denied it, that's how you know it's true
>>
>>146138462
>not knowing the fastest way of getting identified as a woman is going "NUH UH, I'M NOT A GIRL".
>that just attracts all the desperate losers that are willing to take a gamble on the fact that he is.
>The only winning move is not to acknowledge it at all.
>He has said he's male multiple times, and everyone still insists on the alternative.
>all it takes is him saying it once.
>>
>>146136572
>soon
SOON
OH, SOOOOOOOON, THE LIGHT
PASS WITHIN, AND SOOTHE THIS ENDLESS NIGHT
AND WAIT HERE FOR YOUUUUUUU
OUR REASON TO BE HEEEEEERE
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>>146138620
homie I don't care as long as it's probe~
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>>146138620
>He has said he's male multiple times
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>>146136431
I sprited thrice, come on now
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Can Dionaea wear anything?
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>>146138981
Babbys can wear hats and backpacks
Full grown can wear anything, but exhibitionism is common among them
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>>146138960
ack must be cracked

>>146138981
there's currently a bug displaying items in their inventory. the item is still there.

>>146138058
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>Several rounds ago
>Minding my own business in the hallway
>Scientist runs up to me
>FUCKING GREY TIDERS HOLY FUCKING, SHIT DUMB NIGGER, STOP GRIEFING
>ww.w.what
>You hug Scientist
>STOP ATTACKING ME
>X attempts to disarm you
>X attempts to disarm you
>Get knocked over
>Cablecuffed
>FUCKING GREY TIDE SHITTERS FUCK OFF ,
>Proceeds to destroy my project, and steal all materials
>Chase him into science trying to push muh crate back
>STOP BREAKING INTO MY LAB AND TRYING TO STEAL MY SHIT
>get dragged out of lab
>me points at box
>YOUR NOT GETTING IT BACK GREY TIDE NIGGER, FUCK OFF
>Me points at mime mask, and shrugs
>Buzz his door for like 10 minutes, and invisisble wall him when he tries to come out, and point at the box
>FUCK OFF GREY TIDE NIGGER, GO AWAY.
>me points at box
>NIGGER FUCK OFF
>find scrap metal
>wall in his workstation
>run away
>chases me
>go to otheir end of station, and make pop can boomer
>run back
>point at crate again
>FUCK OFF GREYTIDE
>throw pop can at him
>NIGGER GREY TIDE MIME IS TRYING TO KILL ME AHHHHHHHH NIGGERS FUCKING NIGGERS GREY TIDE NIGGERS
>Stand still
>Knocked over
>Cablecuffed again
>Drags me into science
>HURR STOP BREAKING IN YOU BROKE IN 3 TIMES
>mind project i only came in once to get my materials back that he stole
>FUCKING GREYTIDE NIGGERS, I WARNED YOU, YOU DIE NOW
>Pulls out meme RND Executioner sword and beheads me
>Sec arrests him for murder
>SHITCURITY SHITCURITY NIGGERS, FUCKING GREYTIDE SYMPATHIZERS.
>Sec ends up killing him after he leaves his body to ghost
>Dead Scientist: THIS SERVER IS FUCKING SHIT, FUCKING GREYTIDES.
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>extended
Who honestly wants to play the same round for 4 hours?
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>>146140139
me
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>>146140247
literally why?
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>>146140308
MUH 500 POTENCY PLANTS
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>>146140308

because restarting the round every 30 minutes is boring, and this isnt a game about deathmatch
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what job is the most comfy
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>>146140394
>restarting every half hour is boring
So is playing the same mangled shitfest where half the crew is braindead because they closed out to go to bed/eat/w.e half an hour in after completing their respective autism constructions and getting bored of them.
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>we have pods now
>no one ever uses them, ever
The fuck is the point?
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>>146140551
>finishing autism construction in 30 minutes

Do you know what autism is?
Also there is so much to do in this game the fact you can not find something to do after 30 minutes is sad.
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>>146140551

>i just want to get my valids then restart
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>>146140796
>why aren't you occupying yourself after 30 minutes?
Because following the procedures to make shit isn't interesting. Player interaction is the whole point. When half the fucking crew just becomes braindead, why the fuck bother?

>there's an antag
>no one will even notice because everyone is literally autist/braindead busy erp'ing or dyking for the ten thousandth time
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>>146140796
>waiting a half hour for antags to do something
>nothing at all, just some lings succing monkeymen
>alt+F4
Gotta know when to hold them, and when to fold them.
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>>146140739
We've had space pods since the server branched from Bay at the beginning.
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>>146140996
Are you accidentally playing on /tg/ station where everyone goes braindead if the round does not end after 30 minutes?
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>>146140739
we have had pods for a long ass while friend. They are just annoying as fuck to make and not really that useful.
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>>146141019

>i have no patience in a game with mechanics this deep
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>log in
>game claims I'm logged in with another account

Aw god what the fuck.
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>>146141093
>>146141296
Reading too much into my use of 'now'. I'm saying no one ever uses them. Why do we have them?

I saw one guy in a pod earlier. But that's once in over a week.
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In case anyone's wondering what the hell is going on, THIS is how an admin shitposts
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>>146140739
They are nice for space exploration but that's it. They're hot garbage otherwise. Those fucking things get hit by their own lasers when they move
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>>146141331
Just two weeks ago I got sticky banned due to another player too. This old ass byond account is fucking cursed.
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>>146141305
>deep mechanics
What? Taking apart a computer console is fun the first couple times, but let's not kid ourselves on the complexity.
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>mommis getting on the shuttle
>instead of staying on the station they're law bound to to fix, power, and improve above all else
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>>146141305
>deep game mechanics
>just succ the HoP
>hand out all access to all fellow lings
>":g you got your objectives? haha dank"
>shuttlecall
Such deep gameplay.
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>>146141514
>traitors
>vampires
>3 fucking hours
>nothing happens all game
Holy fuck.
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>3 hours and all those antags
we've had more shit happen with only 3 what the fuck
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>>146141606

its not the games fault you played it like shit
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>>146141598
gotta get emagged for dem valids
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>>146141598
laws do not specify which station
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>>146141704
it was very late auto traitor I assume, when I got finished with my incinerator fort I got auto tatored and decided to call the shuttle
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>>146141704
Still plenty of time to build a sick autism fort
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>>146141390
1. Takes a fair bit of work to build
2. They're old and haven't received any updated content in like 2 years
3. Boring desu
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>tfw hack the jukebox into syndie mode without an emag
this is truly the best feel
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>tfw no qt vox gf to do lab research with
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>>146140739
>>146141390
>why do we have feature when people don't abuse it every round
end yourself
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>>146141631
>>146141704
I was only lurking for ahelps and noticed at 14:30 that both vamps were dead.

I pressed the auto traitor button and the shuttle was immediately called. I'm pretty sure two of the three traits were braindead.
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>>146141606
>just succ the hop
what if he stays in his office
what if he has an sps
what if sec isn't garbage and notices the hop isn't implanted
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>>146141816

>no qt vox to force into sex
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Just port goon pods, which work great, don't hit themselves with their own weapons, have shittons of armor and weapon modules, etc.
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Are humans the only race with sexual dimorphism?
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>>146141935
>he stays in his office
Name a single HoP that does this instead of playing HoPCurity
>he has an SPS
you got me there
>What if sec isn't garbage
no
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>>146141814
Only problem with that is that one of the wires gives off a burst of radiation

I accidentally poisoned an assistant once
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>>146141858
>people have to use it every round to be worth keeping
NO ONE FUCKING USES THEM LITERALLY GOD DAMN EVER YOU SACK OF SHIT.

If you see someone in a pod more than once a fucking week, I'd be shocked. There's simply nothing to fucking do with them and it might as well be turned into a designated autism location like an abandoned mall store front.
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>>146141805
so many more people would use them if fabricating the pieces didn't take so god damn long
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>>146142027
nothing a little antitox from hacked discount dan machines couldn't solve
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>guy has voltron borers
>get distracted every 2 minutes while trying to make a rage cage
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>>146142015
No. Vox females have huge dicks.
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>>146142070
we can change that.
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Extended rounds are rather boring.
After a half hour 75% of the station just quits and becomes brain dead.

From 40 players, some 10 stay active and do nothing. NOTHING.
Ashe and Felicity just keep dragging each other around being lesbians as always. Security is extremely inefficient, Captain and HoP running around like cosplayers after MUH VALIDZ.
Security doesn't exist anymore, and if they exist, they don't give a fuck.
After 30 minutes in the game, the station felt empty.
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>the mikecari banrequest finally happened
>people aren't jumping all over it
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2605
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>>146142070
yeah cut the construction time of the frame parts down to like a third it takes way to long to buold. hell maybe even give sec their own personal pod bay
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>>146140760
It's gud
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>>146142178
Im so sorry.
Its really high pressure feeling like you have to entertain a borer, much higher pressure having to entertain 4-5 of them.

At least we got those god damn roaches.
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>>146142050
What are you talking about
I constantly see people like Dunsel shit up the engineering section as "Spacepod Mechanic" just for the pod
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How many static namers can YOU name /vg/?
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>>146143149
Too much
This circlejerking is cringeworthy
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>>146143149
zero!
zero good ones!
ah ah ah
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What's the fucking astronomical possibility that someone is playing SS13 with a IP close enough to your own to actually set off the multi-keying alert?

Because this is fucking absurd. Now I can't play in fear of getting b&'d over it.

The real amazing part is I don't know the name of the other key despite this.
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>>146143328
You should go on a date with them.
You already have so much in common.
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>>146143328
It it a Byond alert, or something the server tells you?

Admins can see IP addresses, I think. Ahelp and ask them to check which one it is.
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It is weird to play with /vg/.
Sometimes I play as Security and the team is tacticool. Niggas going around in pairs, gearing up, properly arresting people, Warden doing his job, antags don't stand a chance. Then other times, the teams is made by retards who do nothing when you report things and the Warden thinks he is a white knight of justice, the detective can't into clues to see if the person is guilty, then a paramedic builds robots, a xenoarcheologist researches in R&D, the bartender becomes a great chef...
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>>146143328
your mom probably just wanted to robust you
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>>146143149
I came up a list of 27 names I remember seeing in the past 48 hours with little effort
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>>146143483
>then a paramedic builds robots,
paramedic has robotics access
I learned this earlier today
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>>146143328
Check the logs.
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Why can't you code, /ss13g/?
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2609
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>felicity validhunts the wizard with chloral outside cargo as a scientist
>Takes it to medbay to torture it
>CMO saws the stripped, cuffed, and gagged wizard, giving it fatal bleeding if it wasn't treated
>Pete zuh tries to uncuff and steal it
>Botanist gives it a lethal injection
Why are you guys so shit?
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>>146143483
No one respects roles in vg. It's probably my biggest gripe.

>doing your thing
>some static namer runs in
>dismantles all your shit
>puts together some random machine
>not a word spoken
>he gets annoyed when you tell him to get the fuck out
>call security
>no one comes
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>>146144049
I can code, but ss13 """""code""""" is just suicide
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>>146144130
Chloral memes are shit, means you have to play a no fun allowed jaunt teleport time stop gun faggot to kill the hordes of valid hunters.
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>>146144049
I'm dumb
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>>146144130
pete zuh is horrible
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>>146144049
>more coders = less work
HAHAAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

Exact. Opposite.
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>virology is rarely needed
>when it is needed no one is a virologist
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>>146144049
I try to, then other stuff gets added. When I update I then have a bastard PR with all the changes made since. It doesn't help that I know zero programming so all this git stuff is like nipspeak to me

>>146144131
We don't have a large enough experienced and dedicated playerbase that you can rely on other people and many people that generally want a lot of shit from others get burned out of busy or people who didn't read the fucking wiki so they just want to do it themselves as fast as they can so they can fuck off.
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>>146144049
Anything that I actually want to code like a mechanics revamp would take such a long time to build experience for that I feel the dream is dead.

Github is also filled to the brim with unhelpful shits and so many terrible PRs get merged that I just lose all will to deal with coderbus
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>>146144229
we need a feature freeze or something so that all these bugs can get fixed
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>>146144130
No I'm good.
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>>146144343
>Left click any antagonist with pre-prepped meta game toxin to end the round

Sure.
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>>146144319
>would take such a long time to build experience for that I feel the dream is dead
It's only dead if you give up.
As long as you keep working at it, no matter how slowly, the dream is still alive.
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>>146144386
???
I was dragged into surgery and after trying to uncuff some guy I left.
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>>146144049
Oh actually probe, I had the hardest time ever getting git working and I know that the slightest fuck up will end in me just cloning the repo again
Soods guide is pretty incomplete
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>>146144049
I want to, I really do. But I can't into git, and the spaghetti-made-of-spaghetti-kluged-out-of-megabloks-and-library-paste nature of the cobebase is just too daunting without help, and I'm afraid of the IRC because I can't imagine them not being bullies
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>>146144131
Powergamers are shit. It's not really powergaming in itself. It's that the people who do it almost never have any restraint and are obnoxious faggots that will try to do every job at once if you don't do what they would have done.

Powergamings eh. It's a slur used against people that are good at a game. But there are people who are just assholes and also happen to be good at the game with no sense of personal space.
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>>146144343
>>146144386
I replied to the wrong comment. I meant to reply to the guy who said I was horrible
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>>146144471
>>146144446
Please post this stuff in the thread so it's there when I get around to evaluating the existing coding guides and seeing where they fall short for people. I will not remember your post on 4chan.

>>146144229
You take the good with the bad.
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>>146144130
Killing a wizard that is actively destroying the station is now validhunting.
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>>146144471
>IRC
>bullies
They're pretty chill
If you're basing this off of their interactions with each other it's mostly bants because they know each other well enough
They're plenty helpful
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>>146144540
>can't even reply to the right comment
>good
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>>146144446
What happened to Sood? It seems like he just dropped off the face of the Earth.
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>>146144640
I'm tired
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>>146144746
good
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>>146144593
You can't trick me into making a forum account
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>>146144480
Not just 'good at the game', but for example, a security goes around in the maintenance tunnels because he knows there will be a ling/wizard/traitor/etc, is power gaming.
Or an assistant or whatever person wearing a stunglove "just because".
An engineer walking around with a full hardsuit and magboots when he is doing nothing and isn't going outside.

That's powergaming.

As a security, I at least wait until something happens and develops so we can have some fun instead of metagaming.
Plenty of times as a borg I pretended to be, well, A BORG so antags could have a chance since I knew that the Assistant who wanted me to open random doors was an antag. But I helped him because I was a borg, those are the laws, etc.

I could powergame, but I find it boring.
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>>146144870
>if security patrols the dark corners of the station the cameras can't see that's power gaming

please leave
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does anyone have any tips for Yred spotting?
what are the giveaways that the doctor you are talking to is actually a Yred?
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>>146144870
The rare times I play silicon I usually have a great time because I put blinders on when something doesn't pertain to my laws. I just act as robotic as I can and only care about the things I am slaved to care about.

It ends up being fun. Last time I played service borg I ended up covering the entire station in vomit in accordance with the lawful orders given.
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>>146144131
Static names aren't the issue. The issue is the free reign roles like assistant and paramedic are given over the station, and the fact that the game is "low rp" a.k.a. "do whatever the fuck you want".
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>>146144862
Make a forum account friend.
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>>146145020
>Static names aren't the issue
Yes they are
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>>146144870
What's wrong with engineers going around in hardsuits? There's stuff like solars to wire up, and they have to be ready to fix a breach at a moment's notice.
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>>146145098
I should make a forum account
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>>146145105
Care to explain how forcing someone to change their name will change their play-style?
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>>146145098
all the coding in the world can't make probe my wife
so why bother
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>>146145161
>>146145197
If you make a forum account everything will come true.
>>
IF YOU MAKE A FORUM ACCOUNT, YOUR WAIFU WILL BECOME REAL
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>>146145106
>when he is doing nothing and isn't going outside
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A forum account? Now that is non-sense, why would anyone make a forum account?
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>>146145376
I'm still not getting how it's power gaming. Are you just upset it makes it harder to kill them?
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>>146144757
I still want your crying cat folder.
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>>146145473
I saw a powergamer the other day.
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>>146144870
>take off helmet as engineer when not doing anything
>"FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES, WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?"
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>>146145473
Don't you want exclusive special privileges at low prices?

It's free. It won't hurt at all.
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>>146145194
People won't be able to recognise their fuckbuddies immediately, so they won't be able to just close themselves in science and talk about random things entire round ignoring rest of crew
Also it would make game a little bit more interesting, because when you see same name for 10th time today you know exactly what is this person gonna do, and without it you will have to "familiarise" yourself with the crew every time
Go play some mmo if you want static names
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>>146145626
>People won't be able to recognise their fuckbuddies immediately
Yes they will, unless you also want to force random appearances.
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>>146145475
I don't play as an antag very often, so I don't care.
Still, it is powergaming because there is no point IC for the engineer to have the power suit on at all times.
I've been there, whenever I get an engineering role, I always get the powersuit because I know the station will fuck up because of the antags and that can save my life when it all goes to shit.
And insulated gloves, I always get insulated gloves, I guess every does or wants to.

I also powergame in some roles, but I can still recognise that it is a bad RP and hampers the actual fun of the game.
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>>146145626
>Skype, vent, discord, etc. aren't a thing.

And before the counter argument
>Implying admins don't already know people do that
>Implying they care
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>>146145719
>Yes they will, unless you also want to force random appearances.
I thought it was obvious
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>>146145626
>Ashe/Felicity dies in game
>Felicty/Ashe: "I wonder where Ashe/Felicity is... I haven't seen her for a long time." as if no one knows they talk to each other outside the game

It's moot.
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1. Do not admit non-employees to the station without a signed employment form stamped by one relevant Head of Staff. This form makes visitors subject to regulations concerning employees.
2. Employees who refuse to or whom resist reimbursing the company for damages and cost of living through manual labor must undergo Mandatory Voluntary Life Suspension Without Pay (execution).
3. Damage to the station or its employees causes a net loss in proportion to the cost of repair, including expended materials and labor.
4. Acquisition of new resources includes but is not limited to mining, trading, cargo shipments, research, gardening, and power generation; preservation of existing materials includes but is not limited to law enforcement, medical care, food and morale service, and station repair. Any successful, active pursuit of any of these tasks is considered in surfeit of covering cost of living. Do not impede this commerce.
5. You are an employee. Remain productive or shut down.
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>>146145739
I can see where you're coming from, but it doesn't really matter because this is a Low RP server, which means that cargo techs can do brain surgery, HoP can do security's job, and clowns can set up a singularity. It's admittedly shit, but engineers wearing their hardsuit isn't really that big of an issue. It would be like complaining that miners wear their hardsuits back into the station while making deliveries. It takes way too much time to take that shit off, put it away, and then return when you need it for people to ever want to bother.
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>>146145806
Then people will make it a point to have distinct mannerisms by which they recognize each other, and you'll be stuck playing as a black woman with a neon green beard every round.
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>>146145932
revised corporate lawset I presume?
I like what you are going for, but it's too complicated.
This would be a nightmare for silicon players to navigate.
Simply it a bit
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>>146145793
I care immensely and will ban someone for metacommunication if you can hand me conclusive evidence of it.
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>>146145895
>"I wonder where Ashe/Felicity is... I haven't seen her for a long time."
Is that a bad thing? At least they aren't going to the disposals room or maint knowing exactly where the body is. Metacomm is only a bad thing if it effects the round, and when you described is RP.
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>>146144610
It was drugged, gagged. cuffed, and stripped. It couldn't do dick.

>>146144746
Sand nigger refugee stabbed him during a flash riot down in aus over what the fuck ever. He's gonna be out for a while while he heals up. I think it cut up his pancreas bad or some other organ.
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Security borgs should have vanilla Robocop lawset (or Corporate) or something that prevents criminals from saying "RELEASE ME!" or "OPEN EVERYTHING".

Just saying. Asimov makes no sense.
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>>146145932
>Damage to the station or its employees causes a net loss in proportion to the cost of repair, including expended materials and labor.

You need another law that explicitly tells the silicon to minimize losses and/or punish those who cause losses.

> Acquisition of new resources includes but is not limited to mining, trading, cargo shipments, research, gardening, and power generation; preservation of existing materials includes but is not limited to law enforcement, medical care, food and morale service, and station repair. Any successful, active pursuit of any of these tasks is considered in surfeit of covering cost of living. Do not impede this commerce.
This should be above law 2. Additionally, this leaves assistants out if they're not helping a department, which means silicons must murder those assistants. Not saying that's a bad thing, just something to think about.
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>>146145285
I followed this easy step and now I'm engaged to plasma-tank chan! We'll be having our wedding next month.

>>146145626
We've done random names and appearance. You still knew it was bob dylan, sawbones, zenny hunt and so on.
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>>146146163
True, it could be worse. didn't think about that.
They meta, but don't go their way to rescue each other when their characters don't know.
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>>146146194
Secborgs aren't security and don't care about enforcing space law. A secborg only exists to stop human harm, they're peacekeepers. They do not uphold space law.

If you thought anything else you were part of the problem.
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>>146146130
And what would you consider conclusive evidence?
>>
what decides if you get to be a bad guy? what can I do to increase the likelyness that I am one?

Can I be a traitor from the start without being prompted to be one?
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>>146146194
>Asimov makes no sense.
That's exactly why it's the default, because it gives antags and non-Sec/Command a fighting chance.
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>>146145978
>I think it won't help so why even try
Just say that you don't want to stop circlejerking
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>>146146194
You're not for security. You serve as security according to law 1. Meaning stop human harm. Not bully someone cause they welded into tech storage.
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>>146146194
>Asimov makes no sense.
Asimov isn't supposed to be an optimal powergamed antag-fighting lawset
it's supposed to present a challenge to the crew and be interesting for silicon players
also
>he doesn't love tazing security when they're trying to kill a wizard
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>>146145895
It's annoying yes, but the rules allow for characters to have persistent friendships/backstories that allow them to act like that.
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>>146146280
The punish losses is law 2 (if you don't reimburse through labor or resist reimbursing, you get executed)

You're right about the reordering though
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>>146146326
>and don't care about enforcing space law
Huh, I was under the impression that silicons had free will, and were merely restricted by their laws, meaning they are allowed to do anything that does not violate their laws, if they personally wish to.

Guess we'd better start banning janiborgs for cleaning messes, since they only care about preventing human harm as per their Asimov lawset.
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>>146145932
Words words words.
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>>146146393
>asimov
>rage cage
>tase everyone as soon as they start throwing punches
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>>146145932
>>Warden, are you remaining productive?
>I-I'm just watching these cameras. To help law enforcement. I'm switching between cameras now. Watching out for lawbreakers.
>>Remain productive, employee.
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>>146146378
If you start acting like an antag from the start you will most likely be considered valid and dealt with by validhunters, and/or banned.
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>>146146326
Corporate fits your description then.
And it makes more sense in the game, since in the game we all work for NT, it makes sense that they would put CORPORATE, to prevent expenses and harm to the station and it's employees.

Why would NT put a lawset with so many loopholes as Asimov?

They are meant to stop human harm, yet releasing a criminal is a potential harm and opening doors to any human is a potential harm, so I shouldn't do that? This is a genuine question.
And an assistant can kill a vox head without a problem or a grey or any member who isn't human.

I understand Asimov is meant to be a lousy lawset, but Corporate also allows antag freedom and makes more sense.
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>>146145285
Wow it really worked. I got my perma ban undone!
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>>146146641
>potential harm
Read the rules.
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>>146145592
you're wasting precious inventory space you could be using to do your fucking job more efficiently.

how about you just wear your designated equipment provided by your company?
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>>146146349
Logs, video, anything that shows they acted in coordination without any way of knowing.

Pulling each other around isn't conclusive.
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>>146146378
>what decides if you get to be a bad guy?
If you have antagonist roles enabled in your character setup panel, the game will put you into the pool of people from which it randomly selects the ones who are to be antags.
The selection is random, and your chances are only influenced by the seed generated from your character's appearance and name data. You can try rerolling for a new seed by making a new character if you wish, but I don't think it greatly impacts your chances.

>Can I be a traitor from the start without being prompted to be one?
Yes. In all cases, if you become an antag, it will put you right into the role without any sort of prompt. Either you start the round as, for example, a traitor, or you can become a traitor during the middle of the round via the Autotraitor gamemode. Neither of these give you any prior warning.

This is all, of course, assuming that you're speaking about actually being an antagonist, and not just doing things that are against the rules.
If you break the rules and you aren't an antagonist, that's a ding dong bannu.

The only rules from which antagonists are not exempt are the metacommunication/IC in OOC/ERP rules.
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What is Beepsky? He's not got a wiki page.
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CHECK THE ASHE/FELICITY THREAD

Probe done it now!!
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>>146146496
I didn't say anything about banning anyone. To put this most simply for you, consider your same statement in reverse.

The intended *purpose* of a secborg is to keep peace but that doesn't mean he'd get banned for helping the xenobiologist drag slimes around or helping move bodies around in medbay. So the *purpose* of a secborg is to peacekeep during Asimov, but you wouldn't (and demonstrably won't get) banned for throwing someone in a cell (until they ask you to let them go, which you shouldn't care about, because space law isn't your directive)
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>>146146465
>if you don't reimburse through labor or resist reimbursing
Actively costing the station money doesn't equal not reimbursing via labor. The law only covers punishment of people that don't work, not punishment of people that actively inhibit the station.
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>>146146772
securitron
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>>146146641
>Why would NT put a lawset with so many loopholes as Asimov?
Because Pomf said "Asimov is the most interesting lawset for player interaction"

PS: Space station 13 is not a realistic game (duh)
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>>146146787
When you use statements like "don't care about space law" you make it sound like they're not ALLOWED to care.
Whether a secborg cares about space law is entirely up to that individual secborg.

What you should say is that an Asimov secborg may never violate its silicon laws in order to enforce space law.
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>>146146826
No, because that would cause a net loss, so if they actively inhibit the station and when asked to reimburse their damages refuse, they have to die.

So for example, you destroy a window, you need to go get the glass to fix it and repair it yourself OR do another job to offset those damages to reimburse the cost of the window.
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>>146146730
Can you think of anything one could witness from a player perspective that would be conclusive?
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>>146146939
That's not really true, you're projecting a meaning onto "don't care about" which is absolutely not intrinsic to that statement. Don't care about is indifferent, not restrictive.
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>>146145932
>simplified version
1. Deport enemies of NT and traders unless they somehow get permission to stay
2. If someone breaks/kills something they must pay up, work off their debt, or die
3. Damage to the station costs $$$. More damage more $$$
4. If people do their assigned jobs it creates $$$$ for NT. Even if their job is honking.
5. Be a productive borg

A few thoughts
>the unsimplified version would be a pain in the ass to follow
>the order of these is weird, 5 should be a higher priority
>2 and 3 are kind of redundant
>no where does it task you with maximizing $$$$, it only defines what increases and decreases $$$$
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>>146146972
>OR do another job to offset those damages to reimburse the cost of the window
How is the time needed to cover reimbursement calculated? Do all jobs offer the same amount of reimbursement for the same amount of time?

How much and what job would a crewmember have to do in order to reimburse blowing a hole in the station with a bomb?
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>>146147024
Even your claim that they are indifferent is faulty. Whether or not ANY mob cares about ANYTHING is up to the player playing the mob. It's what the mob is allowed to DO that can be objectively measured.
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>>146146378
If you need to ask this shit knock it off. You haven't even read the wiki.
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>>146147140
>How much and what job would a crewmember have to do in order to reimburse blowing a hole in the station with a bomb?
Not him but the most obvious answer would be
>Mine until they bring enough fresh metal onto the station to fill the gaps
>Engineering until they've replaced the number of tiles they destroyed and air lost
>Medical until they've cloned people equal to they've killed

But the practical, realistic answer is
>Everyone must labor all the time, so unless they stop causing damage and start doing indefinite labor, execute them
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>>146147013
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2601
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>>146146119
>eating two burgers
>pay or die
everyone will need a toolbox with them to act as a detterant
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>>146146706
NT Default should be the default.
Unless I, as a borg, can close Asimov's loophole myself, then it is alright to have Asimov.

Asimov makes zero sense.
>1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
>2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
>3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
It says nothing about rank or role, meaning an Assistant can just "wow, bro, let me in the bridge real quick" and there is no problem with that.

NT Default closes some loopholes:
>1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
>2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
>3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
>4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

1 and 2 already closes said loophole. As well as "UNCUFF ME BORG!", which Asimov doesn't.

I like playing strictly. I really do. Which is why I dislike Asimov, because NT, a corporation, wouldn't allow Assistants to run around getting borgs to open up secure places.
Since NT Default puts the station above everything, it makes sense for a borg to not open restricted areas to a bloodstained assistant.
But with Asimov, anyone can order the borg to open up everything as long as who ordered don't harm people.
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>>146147260
I think you're missing something because you're saying something very similar to me but acting like you aren't. Or you're being pointlessly semantic.
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>>146147405
Why should there be a problem with the AI letting an assistant in the bridge?

That's a security issue not a silicon issue. Trespassing includes using the AI.
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>felicity and ashe are always in the same department, every single round
>"we don't communicate outside the game"
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slime person melee attacks deal burn damage and have a chance to stun
y/n
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>>146144971
he looks like abraham lincoln

uses the words

'wowzers'
'gee wiz (although ive seen yahir and spergay use this one as well)'
'hmm'

usually a yred is competent or thinks he is competent and attempts to give advice to anyone it believes is sub-standard
if such advice is disregarded, it shall promptly whip out its chloral and deprive you of your ID, then send you shooting through disposals
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>>146145932
>maximum validhunting
>*Buzz YOU BROKE A WINDOW PLEASE DEPOSIT 200 CREDITS IN THE AI CORE
Not too fond of it desu
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>>146147427
I'm arguing that you shouldn't use the phrase "secborgs don't care about space law" because what a borg cares about depends solely on what the person playing the borg cares about, and I don't think you should assume anything about what the person playing the borg cares about.
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>>146147490
AI is Artificial Intelligence. Intelligence.
Robots created by NT to protect and serve the station.
Why would an artificial intelligence created by NT with the same mental capabilities of a human being (and who is a human brain inside a robot) allow an Assistant inside restricted areas when it is obvious that the Assistant is not going to do anything good, which would put the station in danger?

NT Default puts the station above everything, which makes more sense in the game. And a game don't have to be realistic to have common sense.

AIs are still human brains, they can be sassy, have personalities, etc.
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Advice please.

How the hell do I vacuum the air in an exosuit's internal tank? I've been trying for weeks to do this whenever the server has a population/activity lull.
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>>146147742
NT default silicons do the same shit but have grounds to detain you as well
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>>146147887
>when it is obvious that the Assistant is not going to do anything good
That's an assumption. And if you're assuming that based on past experiences with Assistants going into the bridge, then it's also metagaming, which is against the rules.

Justification of decisions based on potential harm is the kind of thinking that leads to AIs ordering their borgs to space the armory because the guns COULD be used to harm someone, or flooding N2O because people COULD harm others if they were conscious.
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>>146147923
This. And don't have to open restricted areas to everyone.

>hey borg let me in the armoury and don't tell anyone ;)
>'o-ok, nothing I can do about it, whatever you say, petty assistant'
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>>146147887
>it is obvious that the Assistant is not going to do anything good
This isn't true in the slightest
He could be securing all access to cleanse all the non-humans
Or because there's not captain/command staff/sec/engineering and someone needs power
or because the captain is retarded
This is going into potent ham territory
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>>146148032
>assumption
If Assistants were to be trusted with core station functionality, they'd be assigned access by NT.

They weren't. Therefore, eat a dick with your rationalization.
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>>146147891
There's a way to remove the internal air canister of an exosuit, but I can't remember how to do it.
Something to do with maintenance protocols, I think? Maybe use a crowbar/wrench on it after removing the battery?

I once replaced a mech's air canister with a plasma canister so a plasmaman could pilot it, but that was months ago.
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>>146147556
No Sandy Sand, it's not happening.
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>>146147619
I use the flaaash for that, not the hypo. Less risky.
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>>146148115
>If Assistants were to be trusted with core station functionality, they'd be assigned access by NT
That's an assumption.
You're assuming that NT is a completely logical organization.
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one thing I can't stand is:

>someone codes a neat little item that could spice up certain roundtypes, but commits the sin of coming from some other game/movie/whatever
>REFERENCES? in MAH spessmens game? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>never complains about several suits coming straight from Dead Space or all our meds being unaltered references to Star Trek
>nothing about the Janitor jumpsuit being from Space Quest, or the keychain being from Kill Bill
>unsubtle references to Robocop, Cowboy Bebop, Harry Potter, Fallout, Dwarf Fortress, Monty Python, Terraria, Mega Man, Touhou, Phoenix Wright, Half Life, or Dungeons and Dragons are fine
>several food items are just random internet memes

Noooo it's not at ALL that you're okay with references so long as they were already in the game when YOU joined, they're PART OF OUR HERITAGE! Oh but these new ones just HAVE TO GO
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>>146148032
Assumption?
They are assistants, they don't have clearance for a reason. If they were trusted enough, they would have clearance.

>wow, wow, how do you know that the guy who is bloodstained carrying a bloodstained gun killed someone? that's METAGAMING!

You have mental issues.
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>>146147556
If anything it'd make more sense for slime person melee attacks to deal clone damage like actual slimes do.
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>>146148134
No dice.

I can change the cabin pressure, and the battery, and remove the beacon. No combination of tools had any different effect.
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>>146148231
Not my place to decide. Why NT makes their decisions is outside the context of what an AI is meant to think about. All that needs to be known is that assistants are not provided access to sensitive areas by NT. And that's good enough to prevent them from accessing them under normal conditions.

If you let Assistants just run all over your input, then hey, you're just a shitty AI player.
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>>146148257
>suits coming from dead space
and they're not obnoxiously crammed in with no explanation for being there aside from lelreferences like the stormtrooper shit
>star trek meds
nigger who in their right minds knows off the top of their heads 'hey inaprovaline and shit are all from star trek'
>spacequest and keychain
cultural fucking hallmarks in some way or another
>unsubtle references
not everyone likes this bullshit either nigger, its all subjective
>meme food
see point D

i dont want reference bullshit in just because 'lmao its references to stuffs'
if its gonna be a reference it has to make fucking sense or be somehow related to scifi stuff, stuffing in animu bullshit purely on the basis of lmao animu bullshit is fucking retarded

tldr; fuck off with your non-scifi crap retard
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>tfw you get around to reading the rules
>realize you've been breaking tons of rules
>surprised you aren't banned
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>>146148261
>They are assistants, they don't have clearance for a reason
That's an assumption. You assume that there is a reason they don't have clearance.

>the guy who is bloodstained carrying a bloodstained gun
Who said anything about the assistant having blood on them?
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>>146148743
The only thing keeping me from spacing assistants is that they're considered human.

Don't give a shit what you think, frankly. Play AI as fuck awful as you like.
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Can we just ban all these faggots who sit around talking about fee-fees and their pixel's 'lives' instead of going out playing the game and hunting the fucking antag like they're supposed to already
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>>146148512
Sorry, then. I know there's a way.
Have you tried asking an admin or checking the wiki?

I'll poke around mech code for a few minutes, see what I can find.
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>>146148604
>assistants are not provided access to sensitive areas by NT. And that's good enough to prevent them from accessing them under normal conditions.
You should only disallow them access if you're confident that allowing them access would directly cause human harm, because only then would your law 1 overrule your law 2.

Why would you assume that allowing an assistant to enter the bridge would directly result in the harm of a human?
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>>146148845
Wiki never mentions the air tank of a mech explicitly let alone how to remove one.

>ahelping
Seems too much like 'how do I press button' to warant an ahelp, imo.
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>>146148661
>nigger who in their right minds knows off the top of their heads 'hey inaprovaline and shit are all from star trek'
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Drugs

I dunno, literally anyone who's ever seen it?

>space quest and kill bill are CULTURAL HALLMARKS and therefore get a pass
>Star Wars ISN'T, somehow

LITERALLY "it's okay as long as it was there when I started playing"
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>>146148934
Because I don't value the orders of an Assistant above the orders of a Captain or any other superior.

I don't know what kind of case you idiots are trying to make since it's obvious you're just arguing to argue and no one would ever let an assistant run around doing whatever they want unless they're friend metagaming and deserving of a lifetime ban for being an ultrafaggot.
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there are people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW who were born in a year that started with '2'
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>>146148743
You are obviously a greyshitter.
>everything is an assumption
>just because that person is breaking in the bank vault it doesn't mean the person is going to rob it
>just because that man tried to shoot the other man, it doesn't he tried to kill him! You're assuming he tried to kill.

Nope, sorry. Unless I get word from the big boss inside the game, I won't open doors to shitters or uncuff them.
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>>146149029
>that first one
i must reiterate, who the fuck memorizes star trek's drugs

>the star wars shit
no, it's because the suits and guns are fucking obnoxious and shittily sprited, and are only worn/used by shitters who think that everything has to be le so fahny reference i gots mai starwars in ur original scifi setting HAHA

tldr; You're a fucking shit
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>>146148959
Alright, so it looks like the only way to actually remove the tank is to destroy the mech and crowbar it out of the wreckage.
BUT you can replace the gases in the tank by moving the mech over an atmos connector and selecting the "connect to port" verb in the mecha tab. From there, it should function like a regular canister. Use the "disconnect from port" verb when you're done.
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>>146149029
>look at that list
We need more Trekchems.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Hexatriol
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Sonambutril
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Pulmozine
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>>146149248
Every time I've done that, I end up ruining a room.

Where can someone practice atmos without getting banned by accidentally flooding the station with plasma?
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>>146149060
>Because I don't value the orders of an Assistant above the orders of a Captain or any other superior
On Asimov, you should value them exactly equally, since Asimov doesn't say anything about rank.

And if no other human has ordered you to bar assistants from entering the Bridge, why would you disallow the assistant from entering anyway?
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>>146148934
Maybe because the captain room or the bridge or any restricted area has items that are... RESTRICTED?

>AH, OKAY, JUST GO AHEAD AND STEAL THE GUN! RAID THR ARMORY! YOU CLEARLY ARE GOING TO DO GOOD, ASSISTANT, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAE BUSINESS INSIDE AREAS YOU CANT BE IN
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>>146149360
What restricted items are there inside the bridge?
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>>146149331
Bruh, I'm honestly not going to debate this point. It's a waste of time. If you want to allow assistants into the AI upload and get job banned, go ahead. I don't care.

I'm telling you if you have some sense you'll do as intended instead of trying to out-think the spirit of the laws like a 14 year old.
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>>146149167
I'm not any of the people who have been part of this argument, but as much as I hate assistants, possibly even more than you do, if you're playing a silicon role, you are bound to your laws, and if your lawset is Asimov and a human assistant gives you an order, you have to follow it unless a higher-ranking human crewmember immediately contradicts it.
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>>146149329
We have a test server at ss13.moe:1337 that runs Sandbox mode so you can spawn in items and stuff that you need for testing.
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>>146149441
Who said anything about the AI upload?
I thought we were debating about whether an AI should bar an assistant from entering the bridge.
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>>146149474
I think they were talking about how NT default silicons should deal with assistants
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>>146149331
Asimov has loopholes that allows the AI units to ignore greyshitters.
If the AI units thinks that opening the door would bring human harm, the AI units won't open.
If the AI units think that uncuffing a criminal would bring human harm, the AI units won't uncuff.

Law 1.
Enjoy not being able to exploit AI units under Asimov anymore.
AI units are thinking. Law 1 comes first.
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>>146149474
>unless a higher-ranking human crewmember immediately contradicts it
I can't seem to find where it mentions rank in the Asimov lawset.
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>>146149631
Why would an AI think that allowing an assistant to enter the bridge would directly result in human harm?
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>>146149619
well then if it's NT Default, you have to obey any command given by any crewmember, regardless of their race.

However, just because you have to do what they say doesn't mean you can't screw them over some other way while complying with your lawset.

>>146149653
you're right, my bad. replace that with ANY OTHER HUMAN
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>>146149631
>thinks
Got to have some actual harmful deeds done or you're denying a human's order based off of nothing.
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>>146149631
Under ASIMOV i will let a perma prisoner out if they ask unless they're in there for human harm
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>>146149745
It leads to the Captain's room, which has restricted items, including the captain's spare ID, which an Assistant, according to all logic, shouldn't have. Not even about space law, but about logic.
You have a person wanting to get in a restricted area for which he doesn't have a clearance.
It is basic human behaviour. AI units are as mentally capable as humans.

Now, if the station went to shit and am assistant wants to get into EVA and get a suit? Alright.
Logic makes sense.

Now, an Assistant wanting to get in the Captain's office?
Potential threat considering all the variables.
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>>146149423
>Spare captain's ID
>Captain's Antique Laser Rifle

Those are two, which is irrelevant anyway because it's an area that's only to be accessed by the fucking head's of staff.
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>>146149842
AIs are capable as any human to think and perceive threats.
Nothing dictates that an AI can't perceive or assume a threat based on logic.

Sorry, bro, that is the game.
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What if silicons had the server rules as their lawset?

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Don't ruin anybody's fun.
3. If someone is trying to be serious, do not interfere.
4. Don't bear a grudge.
5. Do your job.
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>>146149631
>>146150002
You faggots do realize Asimov himself knew his laws were deficient and that was half the point of I, Robot?
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>>146150181
That's why they're fun, dumb-dumb
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>>146149165
Jesus christ how horrifying
Burn them all, then burn the ashes
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>>146150181
It's a roleplaying game; intentional holes create friction which allows players to roleplay. Git robust.
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>>146150171
I would violate rule 4 the instant I was brought online
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>>146150171
Do your job should come before everything else.

>don't ruin anybody's fun
Routinetly someone's fun is ruining another person's fun because they're not doing their job creating voids in the flow of operations as the pharmacist knicks some shit for his buddy in botany to create space weed and then fucks off all game.

>get antag role
>proceed to just do your non-antab job for the next 3 hours
Worse than greytiding, really.
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>>146150035
>It leads to the Captain's room
Via an access-restricted door that the assistant can't get through. I would understand an AI not opening the door to the captain's office for an assistant, but why would you not allow an assistant to enter the Bridge, just because it has a door to the Captain's Office? Are you going to disallow assistants from entering the Central Primary Hallway just because it has a door to the Bridge which has a door to the Captain's Office?
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>>146150181
Indeed.

Therefore, because of the loopholes I explained, I do not have to open restricted areas to people unless I don't think they are going to cause harm.

And if "an AI thinking" bothers greyshitters, they can see it as "calculating variables".
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>>146150070
>Spare captain's ID
>Captain's Antique Laser Rifle
You seem to be mistaken. These items are inside the Captain's Office, not the Bridge.

What restricted items are there in the Bridge?
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>>146150336
>are you going to bar assistants from-
Yes. When in doubt, assistants can fuck off. I'd rather an assistant be bored in a small room in the dorms than running about doing whatever with restricted items they shouldn't have.
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>>146150369
>I do not have to open restricted areas to people unless I don't think they are going to cause harm.
You have this backwards. You DO have to open restricted areas to people unless you DO think they are going to cause harm. The difference is subtle, but significant.
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>>146150425
comms console
fire axe
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>>146147887
>Just wanted the defib nobody uses to go with my medbackpack
T-Thanks....
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>>146150446
So do you just bolt all assistants into Arrivals at roundstart and ignore all orders from them telling you to release them, then?
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>>146150336
If I calculate the variables and the equations points to a potential threat to human life.
I am not opening.
An unauthorised person wanting to go in a sensitive area? Threat to the station and therefore the humans inside it.
A person carrying a gun when he or she has no reason to do so? Threat to humans. I will take the gun away and get the person to the brig.

It's simple.
Enjoy Asimov's loopholes.

Not only greyshitters can exploit it.
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>>146150532
The comms console is not an item and is useless anyway without a head-level ID.

So your entire justification for denying an assistant's law 2 order to open the Bridge is the fact that there is a fire axe inside the bridge?
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>>146150425
Fair point, but they never stop just in the bridge, and regardless of that fact how do you think your job would go if you just walked right into the CEO's private office without permission?
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>>146150628
What defines an area as sensitive?
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>>146150565
I don't waste my time arguing with greyshitters. That's how I AI. Your retarded interpretation of whatever lawset is in place doesn't matter. When you're AI, do what you want. Eat my ass otherwise.
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>>146150715
What are the station's erogenous zones?
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>>146149631
please read up on the wiki, forum, server rules about probable harm vs. potential harm.
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>>146150628
>potential
and this is why you are wrong, and server rules are against you. POTENTIAL HARM has been ruled OVER AND OVER AND OVER by the rules and by individual admin judgements to not be a valid case for disobeying your lawset.
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>>146150715
Maybe you should Google what sensitive areas mean.
Now you are just pretending to be retarded.
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>>146150687
>but they never stop just in the bridge
What choice do they have? If they had hacking tools they wouldn't have needed you to open the Bridge for them anyway, and you're still free to deny them entry to the Captain's Office based on the sensitive equipment in there.

What harm would come of allowing the assistant into the Bridge?
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How the hell do I get blood off walls???
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>>146150868
why is there blood on walls
what did you doo
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>>146150868
use soap on wall
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>>146150868
Just put a poster over it or something
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>>146150828
According to Google, a sensitive area is an area which is "easily damaged, injured, or distressed by slight changes."

I fail to see how the station's Bridge is easily damaged, injured, or distressed by slight changes.
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>>146150868
soap, cleaner smoke
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>>146149801
>well then if it's NT Default, you have to obey any command given by any crewmember, regardless of their race.
Read the laws. You have to serve, not obey.
And most importantly, you serve in in accordance to rank and roll.

Letting an assistant loot the captain's office is detrimental to the captain, so you don't let him in.
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>>146150832
Imagine if you spent this much time in your actual life improving yourself instead of wasting your time arguing an ancient point everyone is already on consensus about.
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>>146150794
>>146150825
Pardon my wording.
Just change "potential" to "probable" then.

It remains the same thing.

A person going in restricted sensitive areas when he or she is unauthorised? Probable harm.
A person walking around with an unauthorised weapon? Probable harm.

Still not allowing greyshitters in restricted area. Still not uncuffing people I just cuffed.

Two can play the loophole game.
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>>146150938
>Comms station gets welder bombed and there's no AI
>Everyone's now stuck on the station while the cult work on Nar-Nar
I've just thought of that and it's brilliant, I'm doing that next time I get cult
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>>146150975
>Read the laws. You have to serve, not obey.
read the rules. Serve means obey.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws#NT_Default
>Serving the crew is basically Law 2, but this time conflicts are resolved based on rank and role. If an Assistant asks you to let them out of a room and the Captain tells you to bolt the room, bolt it down.
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>>146150938
Not a native english speaker I presume?

Sensitive also means something similar to classified.
http://help.unc.edu/help/what-is-sensitive-data/

The bridge is sensitive like your email login, not like your foreskin.
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>>146151021
There's a comms console in the captain's office.
Anyone with a circuit imprinter can print new comms console boards.
If all else fails, a head of staff can fax Centcomm and ask for an emergency shuttle.
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>>146151012
Trying to abuse loopholes in silicon laws or space law is grounds for demotion/imprisonment/etc.

Trying to abuse loopholes in server rules are grounds for permaban.

It's not difficult to NOT metagame. Just don't do it, yred. It's not hard nigga just quit doin' it
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>>146151127
Well then I have a lot to bomb
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>>146151118
Alright, so you claim the Bridge is an area that is "protected against unauthorized access," correct?

By what logic do you decide that the Bridge is such an area? Because it has access-restricted airlocks? If that alone were the determining factor, then literally every area on the station outside the main hallways would be a "sensitive area."
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Never trust a xenobiologist
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If you want faxes read this is a good example of it.
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SUCH A LUST FOR (YOU)S!

(YOU)! (YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)!
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>>146151454
what i do?
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>>146151204
Off the top of my head, derelict mommi nest, mommi nest, cargo supply console, tech storage, rnd printer, robotics printer, RD ai core circuit, mechanics printer, Any existing AI, bridge comms, Captain comms. Any you have to fully destroy it so you have to hit in the dev radius because heavy is unreliable on consoles.
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>>146151193
"Abuse loopholes"?
No, no. I am making sense of them.

A person who I just arrested wants me to uncuff them. Why would I do so? It conflicts with Law 1.
If I arrested the person, there was a reason. Releasing that person would be probable harm and would conflict with Law 1.

Law 1 makes very clear that first of all I should prevent human harm.
Now, I can prevent 39 humans from getting harmed or just one, this one was causing the harm.
What would I do? Prevent the 39 from being harmed. How would I do that? By not releasing the person who is going to harm them.

Probable harm. Law 1.

Now, an Assistant asks me to enter in a restrictive area. Before I open, I will calculate the variables. Is there probable harm in letting an assistant inside that restricted place? If there is, I won't let him in and I will inform human security.
If there isn't, I will inform human security and open it. Hence, reducing the probable harm by letting human authorities aware of who, where and what.

Deal with it.
There is nothing for you to argue here.
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holy shit
autism
>>
>>146151660
ikr
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>>146151472
>No stamp
>Pointless information that tells admins nothing
>10 minutes before round end

What's the point?
Seems like a waste of the job slot, you're only promoting the 'assistant with brig access' mentality with that sort of praise
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>>146151472
Would be better if papercode still worked
Also I had such a nice organization system for command, security, and general incidents but we had neither security nor command so I just kind of milled about most of the round.
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>>146151232
The bridge is a sensitive area of the station because it is restricted to the most senior crew members.
Other areas are sensitive for different reasons. Like the secure armory, because it has guns.
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>>146151646
>If I arrested the person, there was a reason. Releasing that person would be probable harm and would conflict with Law 1.
So if you arrest a person for vandalism (breaking a window) then you think it's reasonable to assume that, if released your prisoner would immediately harm humans?
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>>146151692
Its not the content per se. It's the lack of meme loving bullshit.
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>>146151517
Wouldn't I just be able to create my own AI and tell it to disable all those devices? Actually, why don't antags do that more? You don't have to hook an AI up to anything for it to have control so you could take full control of the station with pretty much no effort
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>>146151787
For vandalism?
Asimov talks about human harm, autism.
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>>146151646
Do you think it is probable that allowing a human to enter the Bridge will directly result in human harm?
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>>146151692
>pointless information that tells admins nothing

It's a fucking RP job you retard, it's bay incarnate. You're supposed to highlight shit that, IC, the company would want to be aware of. It doesn't have to be stuff that relates to 'pls gib bus'. I mean, for fucks sakes, I once sent a report concerning the ingredients of the chef's food (rats), and got a whole centcomm report out of it.
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>>146151870
That depends on the variables, as I said.
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>>146151737
Why does the access required by an access-restricted area, in and of itself, designate the area a sensitive area? All areas on the station outside the main hallway are access-restricted.

If the determining factor is the degree of access required, then where is the line drawn, and for what reason?
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>>146151974
Variables like what?
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>>146151472
>this is how you get your faxes read
HA
I send way better faxes that get zero response
haven't been sending them lately since papercode is broke
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>>146151837
A new AI would still be bound their laws, unless you completely change them.
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>>146152068
this is also a great way to get responses to faxes

highlight the state of the crew and station, point out shit that centcomm would want to know about, use your goddamn imagination
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>>146151982
For the same fucking reason you can't just walk right into the Oval Office even if the president isn't in there.
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>>146152179
Which is?
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>>146152173
>this is also a great way to get responses to faxes
>response to faxes
obviously you don't play IAA
or is there some fax response metaclub i'm not part of?
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>>146151472
I miss when paper tags worked and I could write all my faxes in Agency FB for that clean, typewriter look.
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>>146152248

>fax response metaclub

Shit, ya got me.
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>>146152059
Station state. Captain authorisation. Motive.

That is the central of the station. Not having the captain authorisation adds to the probable harm.
First, it starts as potential harm oonly, which is not a transgression, then it dependd in the many factors, including the person, for example, being bloodstained, that adds to it.
The moment it stops being potential and starts being probable, it conflicts with law 1.
Potential harm is a toolbox. I ain't batting an eye because someone is carrying a toolbox, however if someone has a blood toolbox, I will notify human authorities. It would only be potential harm, since the toolbox is not a weapon but can be used as one, so it doesn't fall under my jurisdiction.

Anyway, its late, I have to sleep.
Just remember that AIs arent your bitches.
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Getting antag scientist would be so easy
>Make AI upload terminal
>Make AI
>Give AI laws that are the same as your objective, with the first law being your protection
>Your AI plasmafloods some shit, real AI gets blamed and lynched
>You now have undisputed control of the station
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>>146152270
>clean typewriter look
confirmed for born in the 90s

>clean
>typewriter
pick one
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>>146152560
I mean official typewritten documents, not whatever your cheap home typewriter could produce.
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>>146152281
where can I apply
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>>146152198
I have a job interview in 7 hours, i'm going to bed.
I hope you enjoyed your (yous)
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>>146152482
Cap has nothing to do with it. It either will directly cause harm or there's the probable harm of angry man with a half empty egun trying to get at the rd in the bridge

>>146152490
It is. That's why you're supposed to be responsible and make shit fun for people instead of loldeadifyoudidn'tpowergayman
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>>146152198

I'm not even the guy you're arguing with but you are really fuckin grasping at straws here. You know damn well why you can't just mosey on into the white house and go into the oval office.
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>>146153076
If it's such an obvious answer, then I don't see why you would have a problem with stating it for the sake of the argument.
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>>146152490
Antag scientist
>Build upload
>Change main AI's laws
>Kill everyone in gygax with several backup weapons and bombs also slime grenades while you leave a plasma radiation artifact in escape
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>>146153076
>>146153116


Both of you are grasping. It's actually free to go to the white house on a tour, they just require a background check because of risks.

I guess if you apply the logic to SS13, assistants would need "background checks" by the heads in order to get into the bridge.
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>>146152490
>breed gold slimes
>inject then throw extract
>run like hell
i can only dream
or
>make a bunch of adult slimes
>inject red slimes
>party
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>Asimov arguments
Wow, it's like it's really early 2015

Spoiler alert guys: none of your arguments matter at all. Bigger disputes than yours have been brought up and dismissed. For months it was constant arguing in the thread. As long as Pomf is the host, we will ALWAYS have Asimov at roundstart.

Now you're free to bitch about that if you want, but know in your heart that it will not change. It won't.
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>>146152490
that's not as easy as you claim
>>
Nothing on the Wiki from what i can see tells you how to remove clothing, how do i go about doing that?
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>>146152068
I have never seen anything like that on vg.
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>>146153724
from?
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>>146153724
To remove clothing from yourself just click on it, to remove clothing from others drag their model onto yours and use the menu that opens
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>>146153726
>they don't even notice my faxes
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>>146153326
you're supposed to make prox slime grenades. Preferably with flash or napalm for knockdown
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>>146152068
Im going to copy this format and use it next time I play IAA
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>>146153982
prox slime grenades?
the golden one already blinds
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>>146154003
When papercode is fixed I'll upload an improved version to the wiki
>>
I tried building both a securitron and an ED-209 and none of them worked, is the wiki outdated for it(haven't built them in ages) or is it actually broken?
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Well at least I know just how fast I can go (EVEN WITH A MINOR DELAY BECAUSE OF MUTENESS THAT WASN'T MY FAULT) if I never give anyone else powers.

On the other hand why didn't anyone else want powers

>>146153952
never seen it. looks great would respond
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>>146154062
The wiki probably is outdated, I don't think they're broken.
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>Never got my beaker cause sci is sci yet again
>Everybody has protection

>>146154039
Flash, the chemical, can knock down retards.
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>>146154116
>ask for a medibot
>never get it
Thanks sci.
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>>146154076
Just had to rye yourself buddy

Too busy powerfaggoting around.
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>mfw managed to finish Oldman's request of porting Snow Halation to piano
It sounds lovely, check the piano wiki page to grab it, bro.
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>>146154174
Do you know what rye does
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>>146154143
At least you can buy medibots in an emergency crate or have a silicon print roboarms. I couldn't do shit but fume or hope a powergaming antag goes full retard.

>>146154292
Fixed your mute genetic defect?
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>MFW people expect me to be sec when I"m just a detective

I just want to solve crimes. I don't even carry around my gun or help security beyond notifying them of mischief based on evidence.
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>>146154341
It suppresses all your genetic traits. The second I injected myself again they would all be back, leaving me where I was in the first place.

I could have used a clean SE and removed it but that would have also erased 15 minutes of work, and required me to make 10 more injectors which would have been a significant time loss but somewhat less than 15 minutes since I had the blocks set right.

What I had to do was find the defect and get the clean block. It took a while but I did it while simultaneously getting new powers as I went. Pretty gud.
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>>146153326
>be miner
>catch some monsters
>throw capsules to shuttle
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>>146154369
>Get IAA
>Walk around asking people about Bane and faxing pictures of my ass to people
>People keep telling me to arrest people and to get out of their department
No fuck off I'm busy
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>>146154116
>>146154143
>sci is sci yet again
I was the only head as RD
No other science
Sec asked me to make some ED's and securitrons early on which weren't working for whatever reason.
I was about to give up and go back to at least make the medibot and do research, but then there was the incident with the AI trying to teleport me into a closed telesci chamber after I configured it ("I-It said you were unknown as captain! I'm TOTALLY not rogue and that wasn't suspicious in any way!") meant carding the AI to make sure we weren't about to be plasma flooded (which happened anyway)
By the time I had gotten back to Sci and unlocked the borgs it was already full on shit mode and the shuttle was called, I went with the sec officer to make sure the guy didn't stow away in the pods.
Considering all this and how short the round was, I can hardly be blamed for not getting science done.
I just wanted to play librarian and run a shitty gimmick but forgot to disable RD
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>>146154613
If we were rogue you would have been muted from comms, slipped, drugged and killed or simply assblasted with N2O+plasma when you were in the hallway.
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>>146154613
I'm not mad at you personally. I'm not even mad. It's just what I expect from science. If they have 10 guys or 1.

I'm glad you tried and I understand you got swept up in a buncha shit, probably all of which wasn't your fault, but it's also par for the course that science looks after science and maybe if you beg hard enough they make something that takes 15 seconds to 2 minutes of their time and improves your round by 500%.

>>146154746
What lawset were you on? NT?
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>>146154857
Asimov
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>>146154746
That's not a good defense
I wasn't rogue because I'm not doing anything obviously rogue right this second?
Who's to say that isn't just part of the act so people won't suspect you?
Until I had the AI carded in my hands, the possibility of being bolted into the upload and lethaled or door zapped/crushed were all very real.
it doesn't help that you did it not once BUT TWICE
YOU TRIED TO TELEPORT ME FUCKING TWICE
And only after that failed and I checked the cameras to confirm there was nobody in telesci did you explain yourself.
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>>146154912
Your fault for teleporting a guy without mentioning it to anyone on Asimov which ostensibly doesn't give a flying fuck about IDs.
>>
There any good clowns left on /vg/?
>>
>>146155219
Not since Hugh left.
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>>146155115
One day you're gonna look back at how little you knew and laugh bub. :^)

Thanks for slowing us down when we had a lead on connor by the way. We might have managed to snag him if whoops locked down cause I'm a fuckass.
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>>146155242
Hugh was trash
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>>146155242
Hugh was fucking shit. lolhandtele and lube with comms spam was in fucking sufferable and the little prick hid behind w-well you can just kill me! yeah, after like a fucking hour of chasing a hyperzined clown spewing lube all fucking over and constantly popping all over to different beacons with a hidden teleporter so it's not as simple as just toss a bacon in space and change dest.
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>>146155439
Don't forget greentext stories with sadclown.jpg when someone didn't like his gimmick and valided him.
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>>146155439
He was fun to chase.

>>146155358
He wasn't. But he did get bothered so people went into frenzy mode on him because it's 4chan.
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>>146155826
Nah he was trash
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>>146151862
You fucking inbred, you said that you wouldn't release someone you just arrested because of probable harm but if you arrested them for vandalism then probable harm upon release doesn't qualify.
>>
>decide to break out of armory
>after cutting and prying the reinforced wall there's another wall
there aren't three walls right?
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>>146155242

>hugh left

wow, I haven't played this game for like 2 years and somehow I still didn't see that coming

What about mimes?
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>fighting tooth and nail with the wizard after he kidnaps me and tries to lock me up in a rape dungeon
>statue'd and gibbed
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>>146155826
No, it wasn't. I have real shit to do, not put up with some pseudo-antagging cunt
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>>146156419
Sue got unbanned.
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>>146142269
It's only interesting for people who want to run projects. I say that extended should only be possible by request and vote, otherwise it bores most of your player base.
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>>146142269
Joining as security on extended is as exciting as watching grass grow
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>>146156719
If you want to not bore the playerbase, get rid of vampire, ling, and traitor sleepy pens.
Antags always got to go loud so we can get our valids on or get antagbanned.
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When did Conner come back?
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>no Working Joe sprite for borgs
>no Seegson Corporation-like lawset

Are you even trying?
Seriously, having Working Joes just doing their jobs and engaging hostile mode when a player enters a restricted area or breaches a protocol would be pretty good.
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>>146156591
Sue isn't 2 years old senpai
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>>146157196
Like a week ago
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>>146156431
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>>146157259
Go ahead and make the sprite and we'll add it.
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>>146157398
I will try.
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>>146157431
Post it in an issue on Github if you finish.
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>>146157356
>splashes down on a machine or wall
>mm
>nath
>Jaunts back into one of the + walls
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>>146157280
yes >she is
>>
what happened to those cyborg sprites that anon was working on? they looked fucking amazing and we could have used them for a robot race if they didn't want to finish all the modules
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>>146157814
not quite but it is close.
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>>146157965
He didn't finish all of them.
The closed PR is still in our repo if you want to rip out the finished ones and put them in a separate PR.
>>
>>146158005
link?
>>
Aren't we getting a goo race soon?
>>
>>146158140
No.
We have slimepeople, which are mutated humans.
And we have slime mobs.
>>
Someone make a new thread
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>>146158140
>people already want to remove vox because of furries
>thinking we'd get any more kind of fetish shit races without bitches
>>
>>146158117
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6364

The spider model was added by Sood a couple months ago, but all the other models aren't in yet.
>>
>>146158140
no but we're getting a snek race soon
>>
>>146158294
I'm thinking of something else, they were the same shape as the human sprite
>>
>>146158405
If you can remember any of the post content or anything else distinguishing about them, you might be able to find them in the archives.
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>>146158451
I can't remember a thing which sucks
>>
new thread
>>146159343
>>146159343
>>146159343
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>>146141704
I know it's late but Mime got killed due to something not really vamp related and my ass got outed when I forgot to turn off the sec guy's suit I bit to death, and was dead anyway because I can't into Vox's respiratory system an hour in.
Hope you liked building autism forts though, you guys don't get enough time to do those mostly.
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