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2016-06-19 21:10:07
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Memes edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: wew lade
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
snek, cat penis, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.kspg.sytes.net
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>>146000875
Previous thread: >>145782839
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>>146000924
>fucking up the previous thread
this is literally the one thing you can do to make our history incomprehensible in the archives. You are a fucking cancer, and you should have used the new OP without Yuri in it, but you just copy-pasted your same bullshit one.
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TRUMP 2016
MAKE SATCH EAT A BRICK
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>still no fucking kspg in the filename
MEME
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>>146001289
It shows up when you search /kspg/ though
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>>146001289
/kspg/ is in the main post, it'll show up on a catalog search
It only trips the filter when it's in the subject
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I move that this OP not post another thread for at least month. All in favor post Aye, all against, Nay.
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>>146001221
Yuri is here to stay, keep on being butthurt :)
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>>146001389
AYE
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>>146001389
Why?
For reference, I made one of the other threads, so it's not like one guy made all 3.
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>>146000875
Couldn't you just make it /Кspg/ and Кerбal so it'd be close enough without triggering the filter?
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>>146001448
Can someone please post the vote results to remind Yuri of the general consensus
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>>146001389
Nay
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>>146001389
Well, of the three threads we have up this is the only one that isn't autosaging, and I actually waited to confirm that it isn't autosaging before posting a link in the old thread
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>>146001448
Don't you have dead mice to eat, Cloc?
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>>146001448
desu if yuri died in a petrol refinery explosion i would be pretty glad.
>>146001531
that would make it unsearchable.
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>>146001389
okyuMANmaps
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>>146001625
>not american
get out faggot
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>>146001605
As long as we've established Yuri is the reason the OP says "Yuri is welcome" I'm satisfied.
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>>146001625
>that would make it unsearchable.
We could keep the kspg in the body and/or the filename
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>>146000875
why can't you make it something like karbala shia program general instead of this [REDACTED] shit
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Why is kspg filtered?
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Hullo!
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>>146002926
take your best guess
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Okay, who were the fucking retards who couldn't just fucking copy paste last thread's OP?
Also fuck off with your "le meme anon" bullshit, cloc.
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>>146002926
Because Airbus realized that the false dihedrals of their PID tuners would cause the extrapolated dynamic stability models of their airplanes to be emblazoned with integrative errors
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Angry Anon here, AMA.
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>>146003952
why are you so based?
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>>146003952
I know it's you, Yuri.
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>>146003952
What's nonexistence like?
Is it the same as death, or something else entirely?
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>>146003952
how does it feel being normal
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Yuri here, AMA
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>>146004076
why are you so based?
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MAN here, AMA
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cloc here, AMA
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>>146004003
Autism.
>>146004016
Yuri is a degenerate imbecile and we should trade him for baccy
>>146004045
You know that time when you sleep but you don't dream? That is nonexistence.
>>146004071
You tell me, MAN.
>>146004076
Why didn't you fuck off yet?
>>146004180
Why didn't you fuck off yet?
>>146004257
Why don't you stay?
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>>146004076
Are you glad you got yourself caught MANposting?
Does your Polish slave's cunt taste like holocaust ash?
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Catfucker here, AMA
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Iowa here, AMA
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What happened to the fucking general and why is it REDACTED?
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>>146004180
why are you such a dumb cunt?
>>146004340
why are you so based?
why won't you just embrace the fact that catf*cking is rape?
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>>146004331
>You know that time when you sleep but you don't dream? That is nonexistence.
Well, no, I don't know what that's like
People always dream when they're asleep, it's just that it can sometimes be very difficult to remember the dreams after you wake up
So a dreamless night is no more than just a lapse in memory
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>>146004340
Do you agree Yuri should stop posting /u/ images?
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(you) here, AMA
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>>146004442
It's not always rape
Reeee
>>146004550To be honest, that'd probably be for the best
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>>146004436
We caught Tupolev deliberately fudging their stability derivatives and emblazoning their wing designs with false dihedrals leading to a crash and the loss of 100 million dollars.
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>>146004496
You just explained what I mean. After waking up and thinking about this part of sleeping, you don't remember the sensory input of that time, you just remember the absence of it, that is the "lapse in memory" as you call it.
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>>146004427
>Impersonating meI was just about to """"yell"""" at you.
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>>146004746
But by definition, I can't remember a lapse in memory
I can only extrapolate from the rest of my memory that there must have been an 8-10 hour gap
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>>146004838
reminder kancolle is shit.
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>>146004838
Where's the cat dick, Iowa?
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>>146004965
I don't give a shit about your opinions, remilia. Let's get this straight, I dislike touhou, you dislike kancolle and that's the end of it, no big fucking deal.
>>146005035Sleeping.
Also, fuck the weather, you can suck my fucking cock, fucking clouds.
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>>146005157They're both shit desu
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>>146005157
>I don't give a shit about your opinions, remilia.
wrong person. touhou is mediocre, but at least it doesn't humanize ships.
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>>146005157
that's not me, sweetie
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posting ksp to fulfill our quota of at least one ksp-related post per thread
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>roommate used 60 kwhs yesterday
>while being the only person in the apartment
how can one man be this fucking stupid
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>>146004890
Exactly, you can only infer from other memories that there was this gap while you were sleeping. Just like the gap isn't /really/ there for you to interpret, information also isn't there in nonexistance. It's not something, it's a lack of something.
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>>146005338
that almost sounds deliberate
it's like he left the microwave and vacuum running and opened all the windows with the air set to 65
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>>146005267
Okay, remilia. Sorry.
>>146005223
Okay, I respect your opinion.
>>146005247
I don't give a shit either way, I like KanColle and that's good enough for me.
FUCKING CLOUDS, DISSIPATE ALREADY FUCKING SHIT FUCK.
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>>146005532
>i have shit taste and that's good enough for me
a
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>>146005435
no he's just painfully out of touch with reality
he was probably one of those coddled pieces of shit who's parents put the thermostat on 65 their whole life and now can't deal with it otherwise
he's just fucking dumb
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>>146005389
But you're talking more in retrospect
I mean, what's it like to actually not exist?
Since you're Angry Anon, you should be in nonexistence right now
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>>146005745
Want me to direct my anger to you? You're literally asking for it.
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>>146005858
don't be a violence bully
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>>146004180
This wasn't me. Continuing to ignore the thread.
>>146002709
[REDACTED] is more eyecatching and lets us spread around the discomfort, hopefully leading to the repeal of the filter.
>>146002926
Angry Anon made a second thread 3 hours in and it triggered a visitation from a mod
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>>146005858
what's an Iowa going to do that a plane carrying 2 exocets can't stop?
battleships are outdated, big guns are a meme.
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Who the fuck is angry anon?
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>>146006017
Maxmaps.
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>>146005920
Take your schizophrenia meds you fucking subhuman.
>>146006017
Someone that probably hasn't even posted in 2 years, MAN uses it as a scapegoat.
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>>146005827
Without the ability to retrospect it would absolutely be the same, you just can't interpret it.
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>>146006017
Nobody, it's probably cloc and yuri trying to shit on people.
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>>146006087
Hey there Max. How's the smog in Mexico City on this fine day?
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>>146005919
Okay, clouds cleared. I'll take my bike ride now.
>>146005963
Stay put like the cute battleship she is.
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>>146006541
>Stay put
on the bottom of the ocean thanks to a magazine explosion?
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>>146006624
kek
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>>146006624
I chuckled
You should be a comedian anon
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>>146006624
You sure you're talking about BB-61?
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>>146007250
Hope to fuck you're 'tisming about the fact it didn't sink, instead of unaware about what happened aboard 61.
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Guys I'm starting KSP!
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>>146007786
report back on your loading experience in 30 minutes
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>>146007786
Anon no
You have so much to live for
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>>146007786
Thanks for letting us know, Max!
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>>146007912
It stopped loading on a part that doesn't even exist for no reason even though it loaded perfectly fine last time! :D
I guess I'm just being entitled :P
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>>146008039
And my taskbar just disappeared what the fuck
Fuck this shit FUCK KERBAL
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>>146007352
Yeah, that's why it wasn't hilarious.
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>>146008334
It was though.
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>>146008482Heh, just a little.
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>>146004662
oh so it's a meme then
thank
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>>146004436
MAN schizoed too hard and ruined everything.
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>>146009593
this
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>>146009593
Dont enforce a false paradigm angry anon. We all know it was you going against kspg law and reporting posts.
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>>146009887
Take your meds
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>>146009946
>telling someone who obviously isn't man to take his meds
>medsposting in June, 2016
Hey what other memes do you meme, anon?
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>>146010625
>>146010663
this is what losing looks like.
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>>146010663
>>146010625
>>146010725
sm͏h tb͏h fa͏m
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>the USSR thought that the Shuttle was a bomber and made a peace poster saying "NO!"
>Americans really were just silly enough to make a giant, ridiculously heavy payload fairing.
>Nonetheless, if they'd done what the poster asked they'dve saved a fortune.
What's the Russian for "hahahahahahaha"?
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>>146011876
xaxaxa ))))
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>>146011876
i always wonder, are shuttleposters knowingly reposting the exact same thing multiple times or are there different newfags that stumble across the same facts over and over and then post them here?
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>>146012523
I thought the poster was pretty. Everything else is just filler.
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>>146011876
Why is it launching from Colorado, though
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>>146014427
Even overpriced boondoggles don't want to stay in Colorado.
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>>146014427
That's the flame trail idiot
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>>146009887
Stop, Yuri.
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>>146014856
And it's coming from Colorado
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>>146015091
No, it starts at florida but it goes so fast out the back of the rocket that it goes to colorado
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>>146015271
Realistically, it would
But then it wouldn't form the rest of the trail, so it can only be assumed that for artistic purposes the trail is stationary
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KSP just froze and fucking crashed for no fucking reason
Man that's pretty kerbal if you ask meXDDDDXD
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Does somebody have .23.5?
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>>146015964
Yes
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remilia!
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>>146015816
And holy fuck the ship I was working on got completely corrupted
FUCK YOU KSP
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>>146016203Can you upload it, please?
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>>146016370
sureIs it okay if I wait until tonight?
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>>146016494But I'm in central time, anon.
Okay, there's no rush. Thanks.
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>>146016960
pretty sure this is 0.23.5, not 100% sure
https://mega.nz/#!QtYXCZrD!RAc7cT4ik_XKeBoBzRwUtHdnx8dbeXWpuZY2i4AuoDU
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>>146016960
>>146017181 isn't >>146016494 btw
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>>146017785
wait is >>146017181 >>146016960 or is it >>146016494 that's >>146016370 ?
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>>146017785
Well, is it the same blazing it edition that you handed me like a couple months ago?
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>>146017956
yeah I padded it out with some stupid dubs images to make it 420 megs :^)
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>>146018278
I still have it, and it's 0.21. ;^)
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>>146018630
fug sorry f.a.m.
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>>146018739
Don't worry, great gesture desu.
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>>146018962
I still have a .23 folder on disk apparently, gonna see if it's .23.5 or not
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ded
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>>146019016
Okay.
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>>146021678
here you go senpai, should work
https://mega.nz/#!gs5SzDbT!XZSpaeL2Affy_XLh64Yp4HQO4_aZOzEIARJw3NzobHE
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>tfw watching The Wire and making the worst ghetto I can in Cities: Skylines
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http://www.theonion.com/video/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of--30284
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Just give up already
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>>146021954
Yeah, this is it.
Thanks a lot.
>>146023951
hahaahahahaha mad speedfag
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>>146024448
I just saw this general and I have no idea who speed is
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>>146024965
Welcome!speedis just a piece of recent culture here.
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>>146024965
There were some mad speedrun faggots
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>detach skycrane from landed base part
>base part suddenly spazzes out and explodes for no observable reason
man I hate this game
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>tfw broke
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>>146028490
>shitty memes
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Oh my god. I'm at work today and a phone call gets transfered to me since I'm the highest ranked manager on site.
Turns out one of my coworkers, prolly the guy I liked the most that I worked with, died after drowning today.
H-holy shit. I don't even know what to feel right now.
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>>146030607
damn that sucks :(
I keep worrying that someone I care about is gonna pass without me being able to say good bye
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>>146030607
Next time choose friends who know how to swim.
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>>146030607
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>>146031038
It could be that he drowned in alcohol, or chocolate, or pussy.
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>>146031261
someone post the bird fondue
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>>146031456
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http://www.radiopayam.ir/live/
THEY'RE PLAYING ATTACK ON TITAN HOLY SHIT
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>>146031004
I-I know what you mean. This is the second time I've lost someone tragically like this. I mean, I wasn't nearly as close to him but we still hung out after work and such.
It still hurts. Fuck, I can't even remember the last thing I said to him. Probably "see you later" or something.
I'm still kinda in shock.
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>>146031642
I recorded it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOkTWrA8m4
What the fuck
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>>146032094
First person into the office tomorrow gets to keep his stuff.
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/kspg/, I'm downloading Second Life, will post updates as I explore this disgusting, degenerate world.
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>>146032969
>Second life
Let me check.
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>>146032969
aaaand it's gonna take an hour to dl
fuck that
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a
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>>146032478
Fuck. I don't even know what we're going to do about. His office is right down the hall from mine.
I feel like I'm going to be sick now.
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>>146034837
>One hour to download 47MB
>>146032969
What's up with this tutorial anyway
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Can we flockmod up bitches? I'm fucking bored.
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>>146030607
how the fuck is drowning real nigga just swim towards the surface like nigga kick your legs
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>>146035583
>implying black people can swim
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>15 Minutes in
>Shark is trying to fuck me
wew
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>>146035583
The news said he "went under and did not resurface." That's all I really know right now.
My other coworkers have started call and texting me now that it's reported. I guess I was the first to know.
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/kspg/, help, I've clogged my toilet with so much shit that 3 hours of constant plumbing and snaking won't do shit.
What do?
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>>146036653
call plumber and hope he fucks out
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>Say "you're a big shark"
>Doesn't reply with "for you"
Hmm
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>>146036778
I wonder, what are the limitations of SL?
Do you have to be at least some kind of anthro, or could you just walk around as a full-on quadrupedal cat?
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>>146036994
Anthro I think.
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>>146037182
So it's limited exclusively to the worst kind of furries
Sounds wonderful
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>>146035526
nah because someone killed the flockmod by abusing it
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>>146037408
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
I was just going to make an Iowa avatar but I need L shekels.
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"I actually love piano but don't know much about it"
Come on, don't do that just for a computer girl that's really a boy in real life.
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>>146036653
The right move is to at least acknowledge the issue.
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>Conversation with a shark evolved into piano pieces by Erik Satie
Nice, at least needy boys can maintain a conversation.Too bad I'm a boy.
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Even watch anime while doing laundry
Odd exercise
Zero reveal the secret about snek, yuri and man
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>>146037925
This pasta is a fucking gamechanger. It scratched an itch I didn't even know I had.
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>>146040002
Wew. That was close. You almost had to admit you know nothing.
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>>146041065
I think I would know something since I'm one of them
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>>146041849
>not being all three at once
Where is your sense of fun?
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>>146040002
I'm not in the mood for this right now.
Also red 10 bump.
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>>146043231
It was just going to be a fun post yuri
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>>146043574
>Playing hard
I didn't know cloc like hardcore.
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>>146043574
Come to clocmod
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>>146043706
I'm busy :^)
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>>146043751
Well, you can't type with a hand on your hubby's snake.
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>>146043574
a
Sorry to be rude. I'm having a shitty night.
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Have any of you played the new hitman game? is it any good?
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I know nobody itt cares but I finished that thing from the other day
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Iowa asked me to post this.
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:^)
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>more in another folder
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I've never played KSP but I saw your OP and could taste the venom and bitterness that I had to stop by
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>>146047746
Hullo!
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>>146047746
>gkc updated a few minutes ago
thanks for the reminder!
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>>146047746
Have a cat dick
It belongs to my own cat
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>>146047795
Hello is this thread even about the game anymore?
>>146047942
You're welcome I haven't read in a while unfortunately
>>146047986
That's a thing there
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>>146049569
rarely
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>>146049569
>on topic posts
What are you, a janitor?
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>>146047746
we are going to have those Dutch Mexican scammers hanged for their fraudulent and treasonous actions with our investments.
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So why did you lads get auto saged?
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>>146051560
buttmad sanitation technicians
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Goodnight /kspg/
I'm going to do my best to get some sleep.
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>>146052574
goodnght
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>>146052583
<3 Love you lots.
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>>146052574
>tfw you will never be Yuri's big spoon.
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guys i've been hearing a jet for the past few minutes and it's been getting louder and now it's deafeningly loud
like i can't even hear myself talk
is this normal?
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>>146053243
NATO's been moving tactical assets for the last few hours in some pretty odd ways. Probably responding to the Russian advance in Ukraine. Shouldn't be anything you'll have to worry about.
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>>146053367
oh ok lol
goodnight /kspg/ hope i don't get nuked lol
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>>146053243
Tinnitus :^)
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Max here, AMA
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MAN's psychiatrist here, AMA
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D E F C O N 3
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Impersonator here, AMA
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ded
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>being this ded unironically
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>>146063106
>implying this dedness isn't ironic
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ded
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>he complains about his nation losing it's sense of identity while being pro-globalization because "muh free market"
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reinstalling for the first time after 1.0
What am I in for?
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>he believes the applied mechanism of internationalism is balkanization
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>>146070148
A world of disappointment
>>146001151
why did that shitty anime thread die 3 times then?
>>146054336
Does the man know he is the reason Maxmaps was fired? If so, thank him.
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ded
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hey uh squad where's dat money at
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Does KSP use a scripting language, or does it take actual coding skill?
I want to make my own resources.
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>>146071103
"Kerbal" was in the main post
"Kerbal" trips the filter everywhere except the filename, "kspg" only trips it in the subject, probably to avoid possibly killing other generals that happen to have "kspg" in a filename or something
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Hullo everyone.
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>>146079449
Hullo!
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>>146080102
Hiya. How are you, snek?
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>>146079449
kill yourself MAN
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>>146053179
>Implying you can't do it with a little of force.
>>146079449
Hullo mo-
I mean, Yuri.
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>>146080591
this meme is silly. Are you trying to say Yuri is an invention of MAN?
Would you also like to imply MAN hates this general and wants it to suffer?
And while you're at it, the filter is MAN's fault, according to you, right?
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>>146081459
ok MAN
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>>146080736
Hey there, dear.Dream about Iowa?
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>>146080190
I overslept. Think ill take my snake out and let her see the world :^)
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>>146081596
Yeah!And Kongou.
We'll talk later, gotta go.
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>>146081890
Sounds fun. :)
>>146081986
C U T E.
Do your best!
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>>146081459
>Are you trying to say Yuri is an invention of MAN?
No. Yuri was caught impersonating MAN. Keep up.
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desu i only made a forum account so i could find something to do that would make forumites suck me off.
then i realized nobody cares what i do in game and i'm not smart enough or dedicated enough to make mods, and if i was i could just make meme indie games for a 4chan audience instead.
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>>146081890
Sleeping pills much ?
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>>146083061
fuckoff max
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I finally got my toilet unclogged /kspg/
Ironically, I had to shit in it one more time before plunging would affect it, since I think snaking the drain created a hole in the blockage that would cause plunging not to work.
My shit has led me to an elevated state of water physics.
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>>146084601
>he doesn't boil a kettle of water and pour it into the toilet to unclog anything
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https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/momentum/pages/219/attachments/original/1464368599/Meme_making_guide.pdf?1464368599
meme making guide for all my friends :)
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>>146086450
mfw this link
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>>146028490
>replying to 1 year and 245 day old posts
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>>146086560
this is why windows shouldn't hide extensions by default
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>>146001284
Is eating bricks a meme?
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>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.
So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.
What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.
By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.
After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.
And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.
Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
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>>146088414
:^)
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>>146088414
nice trip MAN
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I'm MAN.
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>>146088818
No I'm MAN.
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>>146088818
>>146088836
I'm the real MAN.
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>>146088818
>>146088836
>>146088880
All you other MANs are just imitating.
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You can't be MAN, I'm MAN
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>>146088818
Will
>>146088836
The
>>146088880
Real
>>146088939
MAN
>>146088985
Please stand up?
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Can I be MAN?
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>>146089154
When everyone is MAN, no-one is MAN.
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Praise the False Paradigm
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a
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Is KSC2 in 1.1.2?
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even witcher 3 ng+
odd cod webm
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It's over guys, and we got a podium.
What an absolutely exhausting week it has been, but the work paid off and manly tears were shed.
I managed to sleep maybe an hour in 10 minutes intervals during the 40hours I've been up for the race.
Jesus Christ I'm a human wreck right now, but I'm so happy, this is the second Le Mans podium in a row.
The last 5 mins of the race were fucking nuts, the leading Toyota P1 (those fancy sleek prototypes) had a comfy 2min advantage over the second car (a Porsche P1), then it started going unusually slow on the main straights (going 190km/h instead of 300+) then, at 2 minutes from the finish it fucking stopped right in front of the finish line and in front of thousands of shocked people, the Porsche eventually caught up, crossed the finish line and started the last lap. The Toyota managed to limp forward to close the lap too, but it took too much time and it was disqualified.
Absolutely shocking finish, I was at the pit wall and I could see the Toyota a few metres from me, stopped, while every other car were zipping by to close the race.
Fuck me if this race won't be remembered for decades.
Pic related, the Porsche that got to the end first.
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>>146091630
I'm going to take a nap that's for sure
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why is humble bundle always so shit.
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why is existence always so shit
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Ree.
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>>146091378
Well, now I need to see that. Congratulations!
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Hullo
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KORD TOUGH
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>>146088414
>>146088701
>>146088818
>>146088836
>>146088880
>>146088939
>>146088985
>>146089019
>>146089154
>>146089220
>>146089271
>>146089345
This is how I know I'm winning
Ask yourself, who is leading the antiMAN campaign? What could he possibly be Angry about?
http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3
Back to ignoring the thread for me!
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>>146095781
Fill your prescription
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>>146095879
which memes do you meme, again?
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>large burds outside
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>>146095572
After my hellish experience trying to build road vehicles in KSP, this picture triggers me.
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>>146096613
BUILT KORD TOUGH
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>>146096458
I meme the memes that meme meme at meme.
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>>146091378
Fug, why was that though, the japanese could have won in and unlucky they were at those last 3 minutes.Though I'm glad Porsche won it.
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>>146096727
>No driver
Nvidia pls
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>>146096761
so, replying to old posts, spamming ksp, imitating MAN, turning the thread to shit, etc etc?
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>>146096946
>being this mad about /[REDACTED]/ memes
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>>146096796
BUILT FUCKING KORD TOUGH
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>>146095572
>>146096727
>>146097457
this is a pretty weak meme desu
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>>146098152
MOTHERFUCKING BUILT FUCKING KORD TOUGH FUCK
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>>146098385
A SHIT
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>>146096967
>not taking responsibility for your attempts to try to kill this general
shill
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>>146098385
are trees at KSC a mod or just scatterers?
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I found this in the .23.5 folder.
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odds go outside
evens play ksp
zero go to uzbekistan and suicide
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>>146100201
back when there was still development, sorta
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>>146101613
Be free, anon.
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>>146100042
>being this denial about being the one killing the general.
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>>146100201
Oh yeah, I left some screenshots in there. That was a neat one.
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>>146102709
btw le new meme post sincerely while having a MAN tripcode on
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Plop
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Cloc
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>>146091378
Fucking Gratz man! That's awesome
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What's out of the cloc.Fuck my melted CPU.
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>90 degrees
>52% humidity
>no AC
REEEEEE
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>>146104110
>69.8 degrees
>41% humidity
>no AC
wew lad
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>>146102709
>>146102784
fuckoff Yuri
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>>146105201
I'm not Yuri.
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>>146105624
fuckoff
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>>146096781
Toyota deserved it, the car was working well and their strategy of trying to beat the competition using efficiency (they could do one more lap than Porsche before refueling) was working perfectly.
They weren't even dominating, both cars were on the same lap after a 24hours race, which means they were fighting hard. Porsche didn't really steal anything, they raced well too, but it sucks to see a car and team working so well for so long only to lose everything 3 minutes before the end of a twice-around-the-clock goddamn race.
It was a shocking end, really, I can only imagine what the Toyota guys felt when they saw their car stopping right in front of the pits after limping on the finish line for the penultimate time.
>>146094864
>>146103592
Thanks m80s, here's one more lazy shot of the winner
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>>146091378
Good job Anon. My buddy has been keeping up with that stuff all week; I didn't realize one of our malcontents was hanging around there.
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O_O WUT ANIME IS DIS!?!?!?
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>>146106880
you hadn't heard about the le mans anon before now? He's been around for months.
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>>146107118
stop misidentifying yourself
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>>146107118
>le mans anon
>le MANs anon
>le MAN
>MAN
JREJIGTINGWINMPGIWNPGNETNGPI THAT'S IT I'M MAKING A NEW THREAD
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>>146107073
boku no pico
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>>146107786
ok, bye bye now :)
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>>146106848
But you still don't know what could have caused the car to drop its performance at the last minutes of the race?
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>>146107786
>>146108114
Can you two just stop posting in /kspg/, please? Even MAN is ignoring you bringing him up, that's gotta be a pretty clear indicator that it's time to stop posting.And you've called "MANthread" on many threads that had nothing to do with MAN, btw.inb4 "it was a joke!"
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>>146108570
>he thinks I'm MAN, Angry Anon, or Yuri
nice
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>>146108570
>inb4 "it was a joke!"
I thought I already said that with
>JREJIGTINGWINMPGIWNPGNETNGPI
I bring up MAN because it's a maymay, and always in a way that's blatantly in jest.
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>>146108706
mmmmm....k
>>146108702
nah b
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I am a long time shitposter and I must say, by simply looking at the state of our general that we're done and doomed. No more cause could justify the pursueing of our discursive acts.
I've been here from the beginning, and this paranoia has gone too far. Please forgive all my sins and help me to rid myself of them. Deliver us fromMAN, and all rabid animal, poison, save us from curses and evil spells that have been unleashed uppon us.
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>>146110482
It's okay Maxmaps. It's just time for you to leave.The person choosing to agitate MAN is doing so even when he ignores the thread. You should be asking him why he continues to turn the thread to shit.
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this is the end of your degenerated general /kspg/
you just have to admit it
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>>146110894
Yet, here we are.
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>>146110598
I'm not agitating man, I'm just posting with a trip code. Hundreds of people do that every day.
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Isn't it wonderful how all these oldfags show up out of the blue and disappear again never to be heard from whenever Angry Anon is argued into a corner?
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>>146111286
Whoops, forgot my trip!
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>>146110894
Hahahahhahahahahahha mad speedfag.
That was the end of your shitty general hahahahahahah a fucking simplerockets thread hahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come on, laugh with me you time waster hahahahahhhaha
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>>146111290
My favorite part is where they all have identical opinions on man, and how everything it actually his fault
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>>146111286
>Hundreds
>>146111394
Hi Dragon
>>146111368
Just fucking stop bringing him up.
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>>146111504
fuck off MAN
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>>146111463
Look at the clock,
It's time to suck a cock, cloc.
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>>146111463
It's almost as if someone did not consider the thread to be a friendly group of funposting, and had some other reason to be here, 18 hours a day, seven days a week, and was willing to manipulate or say anything to try and make a point.
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>>146111463
Probably because we were actually here and paying attention while it was happening, cloc
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>>146111923>>145460743Do you or do you not agree this is the thread that crossed the line?
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>>146112106I'm not sure what you mean
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>>146112106
What line
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odds go to practice
evens skip practice
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MKS or Pathfinder?
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>>146112264
Well, I wish you luck with that whole
>paying attention
thing you have in mind.
>>146112319
Okay so you guys have no idea what actually happened, got it.
>>146112343
Hawe fun
I'll let snek speak to his own perception of how events went down, but if you knew what to look for, it was all very well-choreographed.Bonus points if you felt like that character string meme was not made by a regular
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>>146112570
both
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>>146112581
"Crossing a line" can mean a million and one things famalam
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>>146112581
Do you mean that """"line"""" in which some people pretended to be you?
What do you mean exactly? Even if you and cloc both suck each other's dicks you can't expect the rest to know what the fuck are you talking about.
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>mfw this thread
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>146114172
Fuck off, Squad.
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>>146114239
this.
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wow holy shit my neighbor's life is basically ruined never let someone move in without thinking hard about it.
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Hey so is there ever any hope of the GC being fixed? I am getting a half a second to 2 second pause every 5-10 seconds in game, after about 20 minutes of playing.
Im not even using large ships (~30 parts), though I have got a large number of mods.
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>>146117354
Not really, no.
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>>146117345
Could have just left it at "never let someone move in" tbqh
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>>146117507
I didn't want to trigger engagedfag
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>>146117354
Don't be entitled shitlord, it's most likely a unity problem to begin with and therefore out of squads hands
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hullo
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>>146121150
Absolutely hullo.
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>>146119083
Actually its originally a problem with the mono language release, where its runtime environment garbage collector is a non-generational one, which is shit.
Apparently, mono then updated their garbage collector, but said that unity would have to pay for it as the mono developers were getting fuck all off of unity's success.
Unity said no, and from then on did nothing to the very old GC.
Its a problem that is with Unity, yes, but there are ways to deal with it or reduce it that many other unity games have had to implement. KSP can too and they shouldnt shirk it off by saying its not their problem.
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>>146121950
>not using the Visual Studio plugin
Pleb
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>>146117657
Going to take more than that to trigger me esse. Details por favor.
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>>146122330
He's a bongo playing hippie with a dog and she has a cat and their apartment is fucking tiny and She's now sleeping with a litterbox next to her so her cat doesn't piss all over the bed, and it's like 2 weeks in so far.
She's already talking to me about how she can't live or think and feels like she is losing her mind and is definitely subsidizing his entire life and she doesn't even seem to like him that much.
Bretty ugly. There will likely be updates.
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>>146123017
Glad I'm working for a fortune 50 and she's getting her 2nd masters. No small apartment for me; stinkin' hippy. Ask if they want a husky, I could do with getting the asshole to be someone else's problem.
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>>146123231
>happy to be a corporate drone
I'm glad you enjoy your job, though in my experience the ones that really, truly love their jobs don't risk them by bragging about them online to win points on West Indian pennyslave trading outpost.
And how much do you pay in rent for that big apartment of yours?
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>>146122205
I dont use unity, if I did I would definitely use visual studio, though that doesnt change the garbage collector used, as that is in runtime.
I was just looking at the Unity .NET integration posts and it does look like unity is now working on their garbage collector, which is good, though it may just be because now they can try use the up-to-date .net gc.
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a
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>>146123540
No bragging, just happy I have a secure source of income. Said apartment is running in the area of a grand after utilities. Thank god for low cost of living.
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>>146086294
Nigga I ain't risking the sudden temperature delta causing the porcelain to crack and break my toilet.
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I made curry for dinner kspg
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>>146126269
>a grand
that can get you a closet at a really shitty address here. enjoy it!
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>>146114172
We're here tofloy safe
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ksp = literal garbage
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>>146128289
Okay
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>>146128365
You've got to admit, it does have problems with garbage collection.
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>>146128716
So it's Jim Callaghan?;-;
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>>146128969
>Jim Callaghan
holy fuck first I've heard of this lol
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>>146117354
>tfw according to kasper and squad this bug doesn't exist even though there's loads of evidence suggesting otherwise
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>>146129296
There are a lot of bitter ironies to the situation
Callaghan lead the opposition within the Labour party to a trade union bill in the 60s that would probably have stopped the strikes that eventually toppled him.
Callaghan could've called an election a year earlier - the his Liberal party partners expected him to and were very upset when he didn't - but he thought he'd have more success if he waited for a stronger recovery. He got the Winter of Discontent for his troubles.
The Trade unions that discredited him by striking were eventually overpowered by the following Conservative governments using legislation very similar to the 60s bill.
It's half tragedy, half comedy. On a more positive note, he is only British politician ever to have served in all four great offices of state.
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>>146129975
>It's half tragedy, half comedy.
This describes all of British politics, economy, and gastronomy.
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a
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Pupper.
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>fiancee is in love with tiltbrush
she's a keeper
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>>146133720
>fiancee
I'm so sorry, anon
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>>146134246
Yeah, think of how much I could have saved if I had skipped out on the ring and just got this.
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>>146134362Think of how much you would have saved if you just got a dog instead
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>>146134520
Bitch I got two.
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>>146135651
Then think of how much you would have saved if you only got one dog and no gf
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>>146136000
Given how this husky has worked out so far, a large amount.
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>implying decouplers
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>>146137145
>1.0.5
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>Reading Steel Ball Run
>Dino Dio hits two of his dino minions off the cliff and uses them to jump to the other side of the abyss
wew
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evens midnight snack
odds nah tho
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>when you're about to smash that atmosphere fucking hard
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>>146138779
>vertical drop
are you fucking retarded
F
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>>146139163
I'm starting a new game and the goal is to reach the atmosphere.
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>>146139228
falling vertically has like a 3% chance of survival retard
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>>146139163
>>146139228
>>146139331
just realized that calling you retarded was pretty mean, i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings :(
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>>146138779
F.
RIP in pieces and kys yourself.
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>ej lives his with his parents
vuv vlad
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>>146141026
considering how he spergs over his shuttle designs i doubt he could hold down steady income.
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I want to live in Ljubljana
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odds sleep now
evens bore myself out with ksp and then sleep
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>>146142895
I was there. Nice little corners here and there but overall pretty depressing.
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>>146143543
ok, racing-anon.Really? Why do you say that?
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>>146143723Nope
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>>146144078
But why? It's a pretty little slavic town.
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>tfw trying to run an outdated PS2 emulator in Wine to make it compatible with OS X
full fucking circle
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>>146145158
What is this
Anyway post comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL_Mxa9kztI&index=10&list=PLhsGgzcJcmy5XlDNlrAcgIhbB58g4BUdG
>inb4 Yang Wenli deserved it
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>get mild salsa thinking that it's not that spicy
>ends up being spicy as fuck
ahhh
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>>146145158
delete this
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Reminder that I am a God.
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I just heard gunshots
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>>
WAA GWAAN PEEP
WAHPEN WID MA /KSPG/ BWAYZ
IS MON SPEEKHUN
DA FORYDWENY, DA BARADIM
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>>146148247
WIR WAREN SHAHAH VA GOH
ESRAHIL FAGHAD TSIONIST AST
MARG BAR
KINGS AND SHIT
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>>146148462
DIS BWAY WANSO HEER BOUD FODS BARADIM. DELL ME, MA BWAY, WHASDA PEEP EMBEZLIN IN SGWAD
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>>146148678
ASAN DARI CHI MIGI SHOMA BOYAD DAVAHATO BOHORI
SHOMA MAN HASTI YA CHI AHMAGH
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>>146148772
WEH HEPN BWAY
*Lights spliff*
ANTCHA REYY FA DA DRUU BARADIM?
*Moves rasta*
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>>146148996
SHOMA AZ HENDUSTAN HASTI BARANKE KHAILI GOH DARI MIGI BEH MAN
*doogh mikhoreh*
BOROH BEH HENDUSTAN BA GOHE TO BEZAR TOOYEH DAREHAYE BOMBAY NA KAA ESS PEH GEH
*pehride ranandigi mikoneh*
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Where's my pottmanley.jpg when I need it.
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>>146148247
>>146148462
>>146148678
>>146148772
>>146148996
>>146149095
AYO
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO WHAT CHU SAYIN IS
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>>146149186
ba in mani yesh chi boodesh?
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>>146149185
https://www.google.com/search?q=pottmanley.jpg&tbm=isch
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So...Has cloc spacedocked with his hubby?
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>>146150540
Spacedocking, at least according to Urban Dictionary, is when you shit in a pussy
You're thinking of just ordinary docking
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>>146000924
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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goodnight /kspg/
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>>146150540
who the fuck is cloc
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>>146151367
I think it's like a dold, but green
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>>146108145
Rumours say it was a turbocharger issues but noone knows for sure. They are not that happy to share this kind of information with everyone.
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a
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I BEEN LAYIN
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>husky wakes us up at 6am by the sound of him puking
>both of us jump out of bed to drag his ass off of the carpet onto something easier to clean
>pukes yellow bile onto the carpet
>beagle gets worked up and surprised by the sudden awakening that she pisses on the bed and one of my pillows
So how are you guys doing this morning?
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>>146146567
>>146148247
>>146148462
>>146148678
>>146148772
>>146148996
>>146149095
>>146149186
Just another casual reminder that I've been ignoring the thread and someone is shitting up the thread to use a name that has no more meaning here.
Ask yourself who this person is, and what their motivations are. Particularly, >>146146567,
It's just straight up attempted character assassination, through and through.Very childishly done tho
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>>146162046
just keep callin him out, make sure he understands that, ironically, it is now he who is violating the "thread comfy" rule that was added to the OP.
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>>146161602
>husky
>beagle
Shit taste in dogs desu senpai
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>>146164845
srsly this you get asshole dogs you suffer the consequences
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hullo!
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hullo!
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hullo
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>>146164845
Fuck off satch I don't want a fucken poodle
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>>146162046
>>146163836
>funposting is shitting up the thread and character assassination and violating comfy
Gee, might as well just delete the entirety of /kspg/
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>>146171710
ok MAN
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>>146171710
>>146172323
>Bringing up MAN
>After June 16, 2016
fuckoff cucks
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>>146172837
ok MAN
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>>146172837
What happened on that day?
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ULA
L
A
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if you dont already fuck your pets then you should
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>>146176070
the false paradigm ended
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>>146179740
How?
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>>146179931
By "false paradigm" he means "9th grade"
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what's the normiest rocket aside from the space shittle?
falcon 9 probably
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>>146162046
>to use a name that has no more meaning here.
I read that as
to use a meme that has no more meaning here.
Sorry, but MON's legacy has just started. Get your spliffs, Jamaica flags and your rastas ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2ci9CyiwI
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>>146182763
asan dari chi migi?
in «MON» meme chi ast?
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>tfw no qt satchie gf tokeep me company through my depression
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>get on /kspg/
>MAN and some of the populace is still fucked over since I've mistakenly leaked the MAN trip yesterday
>people post with MAN trips and shit all over the place
I honestly wish I could somehow get some proof and archive that I did this, even though I thought that the leak of the trip would set a premature end to my autism, I'm pretty proud of the activeness that has spurned out of it.
t. Angry Anon
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>>146183737
holy fuck i made this meme literally a year ago
i've never seen anyone post it until now
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>>146186381
man thast' WHAT I CALL KEBRAL!@!XDDD man thos plen look like STRUYTS and like on that JEBEDIAAH KERBIN MADE IT HIMSELF and honly le JEBEDIAH could fly it because he's a BadS! xD
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>>146183148
DAPP?!
londaime no sea. gecha qweshduns asaad an listn do gwaa say.
basscly, sgwad is NOT payin der daccses, leeveen der fello mecsigans on da sdree. dis a siryus maddah.
Gwaa chu say, weh start faighdin for dem poohr mon, eh?
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>>146187515
hanuz nemifamam chi migi
lotfan angilisi ta betar kon
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>>146187792
EH MON?!!
GWAA HAPPN MON?!
IS DAMM DU FALDS BARADIM
*Lights spliff in anger*
WAH CHU SAYN OL OF A SADDN? EH?
*Plays with rasta furiously*
AHHH!!!!!!!!
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>>146188520
shoma magar siahpoost hasti? chi migi?
shoma az afriqa hasti?
midoni keh mokhadere ghaireghanoni bare salamatiyet bad ast?
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Hullo everyone.
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>>146190148
dorud
>>146190097 in ahmagh bebin, asan nimitone befami chi dare mige
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>>146190148
Hullo!
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>>146190148
fuck off MAN
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>>146190509
Hiya plop.
How are you doing?
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hey dragon
I'm gonna do to you what you're doing to MAN
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Did AA burn out? Or is someone else making these shitposts?
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>>146190663
My qt husband has taken a sick day, we're going to watch TV all day
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>>146191093
Sounds comfy.
My qt gf and I went shopping today for a black dress for a funeral Friday.
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>>146191353
wew
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>kerbal
>fun
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>>146193560
Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>146194913
space is cool
kerbal is torture
squad is shit
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what do you guys listen to when you play ksp?
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>>146194913
>OPM
>ten year travel times
>
>
>
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>>146197896
the sound of dreams and investments being embezzled.
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>>146199093
ma hi alllaenat hal mjrd skhyf alqawl ean frqt, kunt saghirat alftw? sakhdh kunt 'aerif 'annani ladayha 'aelaa mandub fi almuntadaa KSP, walaqad sharakat fi aledyd min algharat alssrriat ealaa almajmueat alddaw' alakhdr, wldy 'akthar min 3000 'akkadat almthbt. 'inna tdrbt fi alssaytarat ealaa alddarar wa'ana mlsq kabir fi subreddit KSP bakmlha. 'ant la shay' balnsbt li wlkn faqat alfutuwwat akhr. wasawf downvote lak alllaenat kharij bidiqqat 'amthal aldhy lm yasbiq lah mathil fi hadha subreddit, bimunasabat klamy skhyf. kunt taetaqid 'annak ymkn 'an tflt min SQUAD albltjt eabr al'intrnt? fakkar marratan akhra, alftw. wanahn natakallam 'inna ealaa aittisal shabakat bldy sirriat min 'aeda' zmyl alnnayib ghrand almajmueat eabr almntdyat wayutimm tatbaeuha wazifat alkhass bik fi alwaqt alhali hatta tatamakkan alaistiedad bishakl 'afdal ldownvotes, yrq. wdownvotes 'ann tmhw alshshay' alqlyl muthir llshfqt yumkinuk astdea' qdrtk ealaa alfutuwwat alfryq. kunt skhyf downvoted, alftw. 'ana ymkn 'an takun fi 'ay makan wafi 'ay wqt, wasttye 'ann 'iihanatan wdownvote lak fi 'akthar min sabeimiayat altrq, whdha faqat mae alhisab alrrayiysi bldy. lys faqat 'ana tdrbt ealaa nitaq wasie fi almghaltat almntqyt waltealy, wlkn laday alwusul 'iilaa tirsanat kamilat min S.Q.U.A.D. wsubreddit l sawf circlejerk wa'ana aistikhdamuha laqsa mdaha 'iilaa downvote alhimar albltjt alkhass bik qubalat wajjah subreddit, kunt saghirat alftw. 'illa 'iidha kunt ymkn 'an yaerif ma ghyr muqaddas downvoting alkhass bik qalilana mukafahat S.Q.U.A.D. wakan taeliq ealaa washk 'iisqat elykm, rubbama kunt qad euqidat taeliq skhyf alkhass bk. wlkn la yumkin lkm, kunt la, walan kunt tadfae althmn, wakunt [ghdmn alftw. wasawf alqrf downvotes jmye 'anha' lk, wasawf yaghraq fyh. kunt skhyf almhzwrt, alftw.
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>>146198084
>ten year
Don't be entitled
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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/85489-secret-feature-is-completely-underwhelming/&do=findComment&comment=1424669
> believe we've said this before, but the way we're developing stuff now we're looking at putting all of the planned game's features in the game while we're still in alpha stage, to then begin on adding only really small things while we focus on finishing everything that has been left hanging. This is our take at Early Access games, which is a very new model of production so we don't really have any generalized standard to look into. We're deeply thankful to everyone who is willing to follow us in this adventure.
...But if you're not, we're totally fine with that, because we don't give a shit about you or KSP's legacy.
Thank god he got fired.
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>>146186381
is rise of flight worth playing?
No meming, I want a multiplayer flight sim that isn't fucking shit like war thunder and doesn't require an ATPL and a supercomputer to actually use like DCS
>>
I'm dangerously close to making a forum rant about how the game is never going to significantly improve and how the best updates have already happened.
But I'm a literally who and it wouldn't change anything, so why bother?
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>>146202717
Well if literally 13 year old billies can do the opposite, why can't you?
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/142200-ksp-is-turning-5
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>hey guys we need to do devnotes again
>just change some shit in the configs and release 1.1.3
the subreddit is quickly turning into us. KSP might not survive the week
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>>146202993
i'm getting angry
>>
>trying to post shit about squad on leddit
>you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes.
What is this bullshit
>>
>you are doing that too much. try again in 8 minutes.
God fucking damn
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Is mentioning staff quitting a bannable offence? (on KSP forums.)
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>>146204904
everything is fann
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>>146203739
You should be, anon. You're playing 1.1.1.1 and they are talking about releasing 1.1.1.1.1 (the only reason they patched to 1.1.2 was to kill that trend. Version numbers are just meaningless hype variables now. You can thank Maxmaps for that.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4p5xvz/kaspervld_on_twitter_the_113_hype_is_almost/d4ijckd
The billies are awakening
>>
Let us be hypothetical, if I was going to pick at KSP's scabs, would now be the best time to do it or should I hold off?
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>>146205613
I just realized that I posted this exactly two minutes after MAN posted, so I'd like to make it clear that I'm not MAN and MAN's a massive faggotI'm actually samefagging tooI'm the_kerbal_side :^)
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>>146206047
yea can confirm
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>>146205893
whatever you want anon, create the world you want to see
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4p764a/kerbal_space_program_patch_113_is_now_available/
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1.1.3 PATCH IS NOW AVAILABLE
GET MOTHERFUCKING HYPE
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>inb4 massive bugs that they somehow didn't see
>>
Guess I'll wait and see if 1.1.3 includes any silly bugs.
If it's a repeat of 1.0.1 then that would be the ideal time to complain, while if it's stable then more focus on 1.1.2 being a mess is warranted.
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Should I migrate to Steam?
I only occasionally boot up the game and can never be bothered to patch with the shitty launcher. I got most of my games on steam anyways.
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every idea i have has already been fucking done
what the fuck is the point in KSP
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>>146208809
Make an SSTO in RSS-RO in RP-0 career that can transport an entire fully-fueled Saturn V to a low orbit around Pluto
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g
>>
eeverything is horrible
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>>146213208
this.
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>>146207696
>inb4 it's a feature anon squad really cares
>>
burn ksp
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burn columbia
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burn my house down killing me painlessly in my sleep
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...reeeee....
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Never surrender your freedom. For anything.
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>>146217224
>not really that hard, just [wall of text]
Step 1: draw two circles
Step 2: DRAW THE FUCKING OWL
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>>146217224
>LittleBigKid2000
kill it with fire
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>>146218027
a?
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>>146218297
>>
>read McDonalds is struggling financially
>visit it, upon walking in its just tons of poor people congregating with 15 year old laptops and no food
>go to "kiosk", has a weird sheen
>touch it
>nope, it's fucking grease
>order
>select locator number
>pointing to empty slot
>get food
>nowhere to sit
>put in bag
>chicken nuggets are inedible bits of plastic
>burger "patty" the width of a pencil tip
>they've literally downgraded the food and hoped I wouldn't notice because they installed an ATM for heart attacks
Is Squad consulting for McDonalds now?
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>this faggot
https://www.reddit.com/user/ChrisPBacon82
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>>146219973
>faggot
how?
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>>146220171
Not the person you're replying to:
>FirstnameInitialLastnameYearOfBirth usernames
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>>146220316
Do you actually think he's called Chris P Bacon?
Read the name out loud retard
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>>146220496
I'm not >>146220316 but I am >>146219973
and he's a fag for replying to someone asking about fixing crashes by confidently asserting that he has not had a crash.
"Hey, I have cancer, can you help cure me?" "Why? I don't have cancer. You must be doing something wrong."
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>>146220496
You've just been TRICKED by the MEME TEAM
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so is angry anon permanently fucked off?
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>>146220762
It's because he runs 64 bit KSP which he says at the first fucking line of his modlist
>Mod List - (Listed by GameData folder) - KSP 1.1.2 Win64 - June 3, 2016
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>>146221036
Of course not, but he's been quiet.
>>146221135
Uh ok except I run 64 and crash all the goddamn time. Stock.
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"Hey, why don't I make some custom contracts that give you stuff to do with aeroplanes on Kerbin!"
>already exists
This is why I should still drink.
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>>146221226
He's talking about memory-related contracts you faggot
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>>146221453
I stopped giving a shit 6 posts ago.
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>>146221453
>contracts
*crashes
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>>146221535
Then what's the point of arguing and making yourself look like a retard?
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>>146221865
well tbph ksp depresses the shit out of me and I just don't give enough of a shit to carry on this argument. Down to shitpost tho
>>
What "problem" did KSP have that career mode supposedly solved?
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>>146218987
Well, the local McDonald's here is literally right next to a Burger King, and it still manages to get plenty of business somehow
I'll never understand why, I'm guessing they just started going there some years ago and haven't once been to BK since then and thus haven't noticed how much better it is
>>
fucking neoliberal scum
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>>146222737
It didn't have a career mode
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>>146222737
Once you've gotten gud, you'll quickly realize there isn't a single goddamn thing worth doing on the surface of any of the bodies, meaning there's no reason to go there and you just sit on Kerbin building planes and never leaving LKO
Obviously, career mode only really delays that revelation for a short period by forcing you to grind
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>>146223154
"Grind" is not a feature though...
>>146223146
It didn't need it right then that's for damn sure.
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>>146223681
90/10
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>>146223681
>none of my posts got memed
well fuck you too
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>>146224252
are you racing anon or drunk physics poster
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>>146223681
nice
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>>146224317
neither.
i'm not really important. i don't shitpost consistently enough for it to really be expected that i'd make it in.
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>>146223681
>no autosaging memes
7/10
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>>146224416
If you're not going to give us a meme, then how can we endeavor to be more inclusive?
>>
FUCK economists.
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>>146224527
The best way to make it mad is to completely ignore its actions.
>>146224691
Ugh they are so gross.
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>>146224812
Not even a subtle "why are we still on page ten" near the end?
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>>146224930
I mean, you do have a good point.
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meanwhile at SQUAD
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>>146208294
steam is pretty great for games where updates can be counted on to add content and/or fix bugs and do not fuck shit up and break everything and add way more and worse bugs, which is exactly the kind of game ksp stopped being literally three years ago
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>>146225219
from the rumblings we heard on Squadcast, sounds more like this.
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>>146225515
why does that boat have trees?
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>>146225735
the two possibilities seem to be either they brought them on the ship (doesn't seem likely) or they from trees behind the ship. Very tall trees.
Or maybe the artist had Syphilis, I guess? idk
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>>146225976
>Sea snipper
C U T E
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>>146225976
>Dominoes in Zimbabwe
Welcome to the future...
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So I have this little faggot that I want to put in orbit of the mun. With the center tank full, it weighs 23 tons, with it empty it weighs 7 tons. Would it be cheaper to launch it, then fuel it in munar orbit, or fuel it in kerbin orbit before sending it to the mun, or just launching the entire thing in one go fully fueled?
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Check out how my flag looks in the hotfix that took two months after an 11 month wait for an engine update that gave my system little noticeable performance increase.
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>>146225976
>>146226257
i've been to zimbabwe and the dominoes there is actually surprisingly decent but LMAO@ $ four hundred trillion for a large with two toppings (and then its an extra five hundred billion if you want the deep dish crust)
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>>146227497
It'd be easier to just do it in one launch
If you're playing career mode and want to know which is cheaper, design a lifter for the full craft, then two for the empty craft and fuel, compare the costs, and then shoot yourself because career mode is shit and so are you
>>
Just play career but cheat enough money and science that you never actually have to earn anything
It's bullshit that you can't get contracts in sandbox if you want a randomly generated goal, or view recorded science data even if it has no gameplay impact.
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>>146229920
>This Facility Is Closed
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>>146224527
It was made before that happened :^)
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fuck kasper
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>>146230714
how much of our money do you think it took to turn him?I dont even care about the money though, because he will have to live with what he has done, and that alone is payment enough.
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>>146000875
/[OMITTED]/ [OMITTED] Shit Posting General
in'shallah
>>
http://store.steampowered.com/app/490380
WARNING: This game compatible with;
IPhone 6 and higher phones, IPad Air and Higher tablets.
Please write your questions our support mail, not comment area. We cant answer to you.
They really will allow any fucking shit onto steam nowadays, won't they?
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>>146231415
now we'll just be an eyesore on the catalogand we'll use it to fuck with other generals.
/kspg/ perseveresWhat's the formula to avoid the filter again? Has anyone tried without slashes?
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>>146231678
Holy shit hahaha fuckin turks
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>>146231862
"/kspg/" in the subject and "kerbal" anywhere in the post except the filename
No one's tried a thread with "kspg" in the subject without slashes yet
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>>146229503
>Finally, I can't read the artist's signature.
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>he doesn't simulate his missions to see what his delta-v margins will be
shameful tbн
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>>146233580
>running the same mission twice
>twice the time playing KSP
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>>146224252
That thing is from february. I still remember saying picture-anon to put 02-29 as the date.
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>>146233764
>february was 4 months ago
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ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
my revert dialog isn't responding to the click. It has a hover state and depresses when you click it, but doesn't do anything.
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>>146234041
open the debug log with alt+f2
if you see nothing, then that's a bug
if you see a massive spam of red nullrefs, then that's working as intended
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>>146233943
>9/11 was nearly 15 years ago
>people no longer want to purge muslims
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POO launch stream in half an hour.
http://www.isro.gov.in/PSLV%20C34%20/%20Cartosat-2%20series%20Live
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>>146235126
no thanks
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>>146233580
>try different ascent
>now have 300 m/s delta-v margin instead of 100 m/s
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>>146235247
kys yourself.
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"Billies, behave"
That's we they say when they're together
"Bugs mean we can't play!"
They don't understand
And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding wads of billy cash in each hand
Trying to get away onto a KLM flight
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be any devs around
I think we're alone now
The rubbing of our hands is the only sound
Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doing
'Cause what the tax men say
If they ever knew?
And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding wads of billy cash in each hand
Trying to get away onto a KLM flight
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say
I think we're alone now
There's no new features to be found.
I think we're alone now
The rubbing of our hands is the only sound
I think we're alone now
There're no real resources in Kerbin's ground.
I think we're alone now
The rubbing of our hands is the only sound
I think we're alone now
The rubbing of our hands is the only sound
I think we're alone now.
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>>146235126
Flockmod launch party!
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>>146235730
MAN not allowed
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>>146235730
why is nobody on then
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>>146235938
this desu
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>>146236064
because Poo rockets are irrelevant and pointless
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GUYS I AM A TIME TRAVELLER
HERE IS THE LUNCH:
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>>146236579
>Not watching the rise and possible failure of competing space programs.
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I seriously hope that this fails
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>>146236751
tbqh i don't just because i hate pakistan more than india.
cowfucking > goatfucking
le 10 arms meme man > islam
also, not fucking genociding bangladesh with US support kind of helps india too.
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>>146236861
>implying both can't fail
there's plenty of hate and failure to go around
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>>146235938
>>146236075
I'm not even fucking posting stop disrupting the thread comfy,what other memes besides boogeyMANposting do you guys have?answer me.
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sometimes i become existentially depressed that i'm not an autistic retard deviantart furry roleplayer.
i'm like a retard baby that some fuckcunt decided to give self awareness just so it can't actually be the retard it was born to be.
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>>146237157
you could get a job and stop thinking about your shitheap life for a minute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJD9GT7u2AI
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>>146237693
too self aware, already know it would just make me more miserable.i have tested the hypothesis.
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>>146237785
Are you like
>>146037925
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>>146237942
dangerously close, but i still leave the house.
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Indians have kinda cute accents when they're speaking English and not trying to get you to install a rootkit.
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>>146237726
is this even real?>they're still more sophisticated than Mexicans
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lmao landing legs still violently explode on contact with EVAing kerbals
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>>146237060
Why are you here.
Really, though.WhyAre You Here
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>>146238198
no they don't
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>DD Exclusive>>146238392
To shitpost about spess, my friend. And yourself?
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>top of the youtube stream chat
ajay singh all the best
ajay singh create history
ajay singh in 24 min i will be come from bath
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>>146238457
To praise the glory of the False Paradigm and give thanks to he who added everything: the great Lord Maxmaps.
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>>146238335
>doesn't have like 50 astronauts clinging precariously to every accessible surface on the outside of the rocket
im calling bullshit
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>google company
that's it, hope it explodes.
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>>146238683
The fire rises, anon.
>>
>2 minutes from launch
>hear "greenhouse gas" in his indlish
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HOLY SHIT IT BLEW UP YEAHHH
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DEPORT ALL SCHIZOS
2016-3099
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Reminder that bullying MAN is basically the same as chemo.
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>>146239332
fuck you
>>146239418
fuck you more for disrupting the entire thread's comfy just to shill your shitty meme
nice job indians
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Hullo
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>India in charge of efficient TWR
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>>146239638
stop avatarfagging.
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So this.. is the power of the ps4.. whoa
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>>146239638
Let me guess. You're
>really stressed out.
It's been so tough dealing with your coworker's tragic loss. You don't even have anything to wear for the funeral. You're cuddling with your qt after she made you dinner to cheer you up. It didn't taste very good, but you are having some wine and you're almost forgetting your troubles.
There you go, now you can go have tantric lesbian sex even sooner. You're welcome!
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>>146237726
>literally all indians
why can't i have a homogeneous country
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>>146240086
Don't worry, Elon will give us a whole planet.
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>>146240086
You can. But like any perfect world,there won't be any room for non asylum-seekers.
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>>146240086
i dont even need it to be homogeneous, india isn't
just whites only reeeee
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>>146240185
argentin a
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>>146240185
I saw an asian in there, I think.Or an albino, I guess.
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>>146240284
but one problem
they speak spic
but i'd be fine maybe out on the coast near comodoro rivadavia or something
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>>146240010
Stop bullying REEEEEEEE
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>>146240157
>an african american who believes we live in a simulation
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>>146240658
fuck off with this shit, snek.
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>>146240794
You have no reason to be here
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it absolutely makes me sick to my stomach and i want to cry about the gorilla that was shot. he was protecting the kid. this is animal cruelty and inhumane treatment the ferguson protestors had every right to act as they did
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>>146240907
This
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>>146240907
i'd rather have no reason than have my reason be "to engage in avatarfag circlejerks"
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>>146240010
This.
Yuri really needs to take her problems to /soc/ and her Yuri images to /u/
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>>146241102
>>146241216
Yuri is welcome. It says so in the op. Stop beingangry
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>the gamefile that froze on revert is now incompatible with 1.1.3
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>>146241703
>Yuri's welcome, it says so in the OP that Yuri made and someone else copy-pasted!
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>>146241759
You could always remove it, angry anon.
But then you would get called man, because of his intense crush on her. Are you willing to risk that?
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why the fuck can't yuri just restrain herself for the good of the general?
is it a woman thing? sheer vanity above sanity?
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>>146241969
>Yuri and MAN will never make up and be best friends
>/kspg/ sitcom never
>>146242082
look anon if you want to be so angry why don't you go whine on the subreddit about 1.1.3
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>>146242082
Don't forget Yuri flooded our general during the only period in Squad history when they were collecting feedback for their failed proof-of-concept.
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>m-maybe if i ignore dissent it will go away!
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>>146242226
I flooded kspg in October 2014 :^)
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WAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAYZ!!!
DOL BOUD BARADIM OR DON TOLK AT-OHL.
>TALGIN BOUD BOHRIN CRAP
>NOT TALGIN BOUD RAHD BARADIM
DROWN IN KUSH, MAH BWAYS
>>
POOSAT IS IN ORBIT
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>>146242562
>>146242562
MAN here, just here to point out that I haven't posted this entire thread and that doing this will do nothing but make me post harder :^)
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>>146242226
Don't forget Yuri pretends to hate argument and strife even though she was caught causing it herself with a MAN tripcode.
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>>146242829
>caught using it herself
>after everyone made their own man tripcode in response to man making a tripcode
Super sleuth over here guys, he's finding connections that don't even exist!
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>>146242971
>he's finding connections that don't even exist!
she literally replied to a post directed at her while forgetting to remove the trip.
It wasn't the fuckery quoted in >>146095781
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>>146243092
Clover retains the trip you use until you remove it yourself. She forgot to remove it before making a shitpost.
Did you even try asking her?
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>>146243195
>She forgot to remove it before making a shitpost.
Even this concedes that she shitposts in this general while using another identity to pretend she's above it.
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>>146242813
HAHA MAH AMERICAHN BWAY MAN!
WHAPP?!
LONG DIME NO SEA!
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>>146243272
Don't you post as someone else from time to time? I do it quite often. And dont forget >>146242971 where she was just joining what everyone else else was doing.
>>
does anyone except snek even humor yuri?
>>
>>146243503
>Don't you post as someone else from time to time?
I don't pretend I'm above shitposting or that I hate arguing. Yuri does.
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>>146243631
When did she do that?
>>
>>146243829
in the case of the latter, almost daily in the circlejerk.
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>>146243327
But anon, you don't have any cat dick either
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>>146243881
She says she's never been above shitposting. :^)
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>>146244125
She actually said that she's never said she's above shitposting.
She implies it without ever explicitly stating it by restricting identifiable posts to the pointless blogging >>146240010 called out.
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>>146244254
Thats more straight up bullying than 'calling out'
It's a deliberate attempt to silence a fellow shitposter and member of the thread.
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>>146244441
>Thats more straight up bullying
By compiling the essence of every yuripost into a single summary?
>>
why the fuck would you come to /kspg/ to blog anyway
>>
>>146244534
With the aim of dissuading her from posting
You stopped reading too soon there anon :^)
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>>146244802
When your every post is a /u/ image followed by the "bullying" summary, maybe you should stop posting.
When your every post starts this stupid fucking argument, maybe you should stop posting.
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>>146244712
Why indeed anon
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>>146244909
Maybe kspg should justlove each otherandgrow thicker skinabout yuri
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>>146245171
maybe yuri should do the honourable thing and stop avatarfagging for a while until things blow over.
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>>146245247
And how long is a while? What if I had stopped posting for 'a while'?
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>>146245396
>And how long is a while?
"until things blow over"
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>>146242813
God fucking damnit he did it again, I've been ignoring the general.
Just gotta keep calling it out, every time he pretends to be me, and eventually the pattern will be clear enough.
FUCK whoever is disdainful enough of the general to continue to pull this shit.Fuck you Maxmaps.
>>
>>146245441
And when is it blown over? When people forget about yuri?
What stops the shit storm from starting back up when she resumes posting?
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>>146245658
>What stops the shit storm from starting back up when she resumes posting?
we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
at this point, if it meant losing her identity forever (but she kept posting without images because nobody could then verify it.) i would regard that as an acceptable sacrifice.
>>
>>146242971
Oh and if you think I made a trip in the past 6 months, you are unfortunately not correctly deciphering events. I'm hands off when it comes to the general now, excepting when people start pretending to be me or shitting my name up for no reason. I've made it clear if they want me to stop posting they just need to _s t o p_ using the name, yet they continue to perpetuate it. Why?
For everyone's sanity, pretend I'm dead, ffs.
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>>146245889
>tfw youre not actually dead
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>>146245986
Negative Nothing Add
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>>146245808
So you want to silence a shitposter in Kerbal shit posting general.
Am I the only that remembers the reaction to me when I first started posting? Does nobody else see the parallels?
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>>146246072
You were interesting.
>>
>>146246164
Yuri is interesting.
>>
>>146246072
>So you want to silence a shitposter in Kerbal shit posting general.
when their posting is unnecessarily disruptive, yes.
>Am I the only that remembers the reaction to me when I first started posting? Does nobody else see the parallels?
no. you aren't comparable. is this false sense of solidarity the only reason you cling to yuri so strongly? because you're both not straight and you both avatarfag?
even in the form of avatars: snakes are interesting, yuri is not.
>>
>4plebs down
blyaaaat
>>
>>146246209
The daily life of your average lesbian is not interesting in the slightest.
It's telling that you're the most pressing in asking to talk about her real world life in all circumstances. It's conversation more suited to Facebook than 4chan.
>>
>>146246209
She can't post on her own without the entire general pivoting to convenience her. It lowers the quality of the discussion. If she was flooding to "establish herself" then she should have moved on to phase II by now and introduced some interesting plot points but instead its like a broken record, or some kind of holding pattern.
>>
desu i'm considering migrating to another general.
the spark is going out of /kspg/'s eyes
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>>146246450
bye Max
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>>146246450
i kinda agree, it's not as fun and comfy as it used to be
>>
>>146246221
It's only disruptive if you make it disruptive.
>>
>>146246607
i personally don't. others do, and in any event it's ridiculous to suggest that multiple people should ignore posts they take issue with just for the benefit of one individual.
ultimately, who is it easier to ask to desist? a group of complainers, or a single individual?
>>
>>146246743
>it's ridiculous to suggest that multiple people should ignore posts they take issue with just for the benefit of one individual.
See: MAN
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>>146246743
It would be best for the general and those people if they would learn to be able to just let things slide that they don't like.
>>
Yeah fuck this I'm moving to /utg/
Have fun with MAN, FakeMAN, Yuri, and the rest of your cancer. I'm burning bridges, firing SRBs, and getting the fuck out of here.
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>>146246564
Thanks for posting.
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>>146246835
on best available evidence, the real MAN hasn't been posting very much, it has largely been others trying to get a rise out of us.
>>146246838
but far more trivial for yuri to just drop images and blogging. it would be best for everyone if one side would stop, now which side is it easier to make stop?
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>>146246842
Bye anon! See you soon!
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>>146246842
>McDonald's just doesn't make their burgers like they did 5 years ago
>I'll just guzzle raw sewage instead
>>
>>146246838What if that person is impersonating you?
>>146246952
Yeah, I've been very interested to see /kspg/ grow beyond the first half of 2016, but literally every time a good conversation starts to brew up, we get bullshit like >>146243325, which is pretty clearly written either by a child or by someone trying to appear like they are writing like a child.
And it's usually preceded with some bullshit and a claim that it's me posting. I want only peace and happiness for /kspg/ but someone is laying it on THICK.
>>
Was MAN always hated?
I swear "Maxmaps adds nothing" was just a regular post for a while without being hated, but maybe I was just a dumb newfag at the time.
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>>146246952
The easiest thing for yuri to do is to do exactly what she is already doing, and it's what I did myself. The thread will get used to her, as it did myself.
>>
Is 1.9 km/s enough to get to Minmus and back from Kerbin orbit?
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>>146247201
It's just you being a lame ass faggot anyway. You're the only one being immature discussing about a jamaican """""""impersonator""""""".
>>
>>146247303
>The thread will get used to her, as it did myself.
you and her are not comparable beyond the vaguest "controversial poster" description.
i have severe doubts the thread will get used to her and strong belief you just see too much of yourself in her to realize this.
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>>146247446
>You're the only one being immature discussing about a
I may be a lame ass faggot but at least I am literate.
>>
>>146247640
Nah, you're just uptight about something inane.
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>>146247469
I would say I was much more disruptive than yuri, spamming snake webms as fast as scruffy can delete them. Yuri doesn't have anything on that, she only posts a few times a day.
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>>146247763
That means a lot coming from you.
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>>146247836
You had to spill blood to become one of us.
>>
I fucking hate this place
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>>146247836
fighting janitor =/= fighting users.
the mods/janitors completely ignore yuri even though she violates the rules on avatarfagging. the mods/janitors were relentless with you.
on the contrary, the actual users of the thread have inverted positions. the number of shitstorms caused by users themselves being against snekposting were far fewer.
>>
>>146247865
Who am I?
What am I?
W-
>>
#yurididnothingwrong
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>>146248021
Thats probably more to do with the double standard of our post content. A janitor might actually be scared of snakes, but if they see a pair of qt grills making out they won't give a shit. Such is our upstanding moderation team.
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>>146248189
>new IP
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>>146248209
it's completely down to timing.
if it was a personal thing, you would still be getting deleted.
>>
>>146248229
whats the implication
>>
https://somafm.com/beatblender/
c o m f y
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>>146248329
Not all mods have given their lives to this shithole. It very well may have been a personal thing from a mod no longer around.
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>>146248837
That mod is no longer around because we made it lose its mind
Goodnight kspg
>>
Should we put a note about why the title has [OMITTED] in it in the next OP?
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>>146249204
Nah.
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>>146249204
Absolutely.
>>146249302
Why Not?
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>>146249302
Alright.
I will be making a thread at seven hundred and fifty posts with the words "kspg" and "kerbal" in the title replaced with [OMITTED], and I will keep the mentions of /kspg/ in the body, and the filename will be named "kspgkerbal", and with this thread linked in the second part of the op.
If anyone else wants to test if /kspg/ and/or Kerbal has been unblocked or not, feel free to do so, but keep in mind that I will be making this thread.I know my post sounds autistic as fuck but I'm just sick of having three identical threads and shit
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epic!
hiroshima at it again
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>>146249204
The second post should explain the filters to potential OPs in the future that aren't aware, yes
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>>146249482
Risks drawing mod attention and no matter what it says someone will bitch.
>>146249530
I've already got a tab open to make a thread with the OP of this thread copypasted into it.
>>
>>146249591
The second post is already near the max amount characters
>>146249627
Can I make it :(I haven't made one in a while
>>
>>146249746
which meme are you
>>
>>146249746
>I haven't made one in a while
neither have I :(
although if you insist, we could truncate out users and memes on "welcome" to solve
>The second post is already near the max amount characters
i.e. something like
>BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora and planes are also welcome ITT.
should yield a few characters, along with cutting out all the [embed]s
>>
>>146249847
please for the love of god This.
>>
>>146249746
Get rid of the [Embed]s and cut down on the welcome list a bit, if need be
>>
>for your consideration
Previous thread: >>146000875
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
>>
>>146249847Alright, you can make it
>>BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora and planes are also welcome ITT.
>should yield a few characters, along with cutting out all the [embed]s
That's still leaves just 121 characters, which near exactly the same as the 120 free characters of the OP
>>
>>146250032
>>146250027
I've made a truncated version of this thread's one:
http://pastebin.com/AhiabwWX
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>>146250152
That looks good
>>
Rules for making threads:
- No mentions of "regulars"
- Organization and aesthetics
- Absolutely no stuff that identifies someone
Y/N?
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>>146250032
Maybe catfucker can share the link to their IRC and we can just put that
>>146250152
>>146250198
One vote against those video links. I don't understand why you'd want to imply anyone is proud of KSP here. Pretty tonedeaf desu
>>
>>146250248
Y, with a qualified question for more detail on #2 and a qualification that #3 has the common-sense "no identifiable thread poster" kind of way [so a picture of a dumb forum post or something is okay.]
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>>146250152
Why do we still have the aerocalc in there if it hasn't been updated for the new aero?
>>146250248
This
>>146250298
How about this instead?
Previous thread: >>146000875
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYrKgg80wpQ
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
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>>146250361
I vote to remove them altogether over including anything that implies KSP is worth being proud of.
>>
750 posts.
I'd just use >>146250152 for now and have further discussion later since it's minimal change from the current OP and avoids a clusterfuck at the new thread.
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>>146250457
Alright
Make your thread anon
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>>146250589
>>146250589
>>146250589
New thread.
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>>146250354
I agree.
>>
Should we try a thread with /kspg/ and Kerbal in the title?
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>>146250789
Sure, for some other general.
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>>146250956
But I mean the title
You can't really do that with another general
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