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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo [Embed] [Embed]

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ [Embed] [Embed]

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

snek, cat penis, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

kspg.sytes.net

Still ded desu I bet

Test

Embrace New Paradigm

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hullo...

>tfw when you're not gay
Ahhh, refreshing!

It works!

So what have we learned? /kspg/ and kerbal in the OP trigger it? Anything else?

Good job guys

>>145783196
Fuck you
It's your fault we're in this situation anyway

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C O N F I R M E D

commence shitposting lads

>>145783335
/kspg/ and kerbal, both in the post and the subject, but not the filename, which still shows up on a catalog search
So now we have a legitimate reason to have memes in the subject

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>He actually did what I told him to
Hahaha, you really are an absolute madman. I must say this is quite the pleasing outcome. Although we can always make him more active, no?

>>145782753

>>145783348
No, anon. a portion of that charade was choreographed to try and make MAN look bad, but he did nothing wrong. You're the one who posted the thread when the other thread was 3 hours old, right?

And which other memes are yours, anon?

I know you're just trying to drag me into a cancerous argument. Thankfully, everyone here saw everything, and I feel no need to provide you with any more (You)'s

Bye Angry Anon. Enjoy the new paradigm.

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It's nice to be home.

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Hullo

>>145783737
You're not home. You're not one of us.

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>>145783797
No bully, yuri is a shitposter just like you or me or catraper

>>145783797
ok MAN

>>145783797
This. Just accept the new paradigm Yurimeister.

Where's the soul, Yuri?

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>>145784198
yuri made webms yesterday, how much more is required from her for you to accept your love for her

>>145784436
Fine, I'll accept Yuri on a trial basis for this thread. Yuri, please try to maintain a conversation that isn't entirely about your feelings and emotions.

>>145784436
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogostick up the bitrate you saggy lump of meat you should really kill yourself

>>145784576
ok MAN

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>>145784576
bitrate is optimized for the length and resolution of the webm :^)

>>145784636
ok AngerMemer (Maxmaps)

also that's not MAN.

>>145784751
ok MAN

>>145784974
What other memes do you meme?

This is it. I will no longer let your kind misuse my name to spread this cancerous travesty. MAN is here to stay and he will stop your delusions, starting from this false paradigm.

>>145783979
she doesn't really shitpost, she just attention whores.

>>145785308
is that not a form of shitposting?

is that not why snek posts scully?

>>145785216
Now why would Angry Anon put this much time into defaming someone, you've got to wonder.

The best part is, he just wants someone to pop up and say "No, I'm MAN!" so he can confirm MAN is here before he starts shitting on him.

Angry Anon, the new paradigm has begun. You're going to need to tell us which memes you meme and then cease and desist with the MANhating.

MAN did nothing wrong. Then he left us. Now we must create our own paradigm.

>>145784436
1. Ditching the /u/ images with every post. [Flags, etc, in screenshots are fine.]
2. That's about it.

>>145785360
there are various small, distinctions.

ultimately trying to put a fine point on it is like trying to define a nation too strongly, and why nations are special and have a right to self-determination while your city does not. you can't do it, because there's a grain of arbitrariness to it all, but nonetheless nations are special.

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>>145785427
Why does she have to do that when Im allowed to post as many snakes as I want?

No special treatment ree

>>145785387
You think this false paradigm of yours is your ally?

You merely adopted this false delusion of yours. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light of the true paradigm until Max was already on his way, setting his plans into action.

By then it was nothing to me but enlightening!

>>145785653
Because you don't post a snek every single time. It's a question of priority. Are you posting to be fun and comfy with us or are you posting to see an image of your snek amidst us?

>>145785710
Okay RobotsAndSpaceships. Do you realize you're bringing up the person you hate and spreading him around the thread, making you the cancer?

>>145785653
It's not special treatment at all. Partly >>145785737 , partly that Sneks are webms and independently interesting [people have asked about sneks before, nobody cares about /u/ although now that i've said this some chucklefuck will feign interest], you don't spoiler every post making it an attention grabbing orange box [while having a distinctive posting style to go along with it.]

I don't want Yuri herself gone, I like Yuri. It's /u/ spam I have no time for.

>>145785904
HOL' ME BACK SNEK

If you say I should, I will try to embrace the spirit of truth and reconciliation with him.

>>145785737
both

>>145785923
Do you want her to spam ksp instead?

was this thread always a circlejerk?

i can't tell if i was just too naive to see it 2 years ago, or if this is more recent.

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>>145786048
you should always bully catraper for raping his cat, but any dispute that can lead to thread deletion should be avoided

>>145786065
>Do you want her to spam ksp instead?
If by that you mean "use a KSP image with every post that would ordinarily be /u/" it would be an improvement.

Did we stop being autosaged?

>>145786306
Nope, the filter's still up
The OP just has the filtered words omitted

>>145786368
What are those words?

>>145786097
one of the circlejerkers, the
>replying to old posts
memer likes to pretend he doesn't exist, can make it hard to spot sometimes. The trick is to remove all the other variables and isolate him, then simply solve for shill.

>>145786215
I think the bigger question is why she needs to post an image that is a variation of the same theme with every post. I mean, clearly just so that "she" can self-identify, no?

>>145786427
kspg
kerbal

>>145785867
The moral values, ethical codes and laws that guide our choices in normal times are the shadowy practice of the unnoticed offices.

The easily accessible and transparent true paradigm will bring sunshine into the confused and shocked minds of you deluded folks.

The spirit of the disorienting time of disasters and unrecognisable images will come to and end, either by me or by you!

>>145786097
nope, it happened around beta announcment when the billies took the funposting and devhate for real and finally outnumbered the last sane visitors. vocal minority & silent majority etc. etc.

KSP As a
Rocket Simulator: Mediocre and boring but rarely infuriating.
Airplane Simulator:AGGH FUCK WHY DOES NOTHING STAY TOGETHER WHY IS MY CONTROL AUTHORITY SO FUCKING SHIT FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME.

Whether this is just because I'm more experienced with aviation than with spaceflight awaits to be seen.

>>145786502
>so that "she" can self-identify
get a trip lol

>>145786510
But why

>>145786519
I missed you! Thanks for returning! How did you singlehandedly end the false paradigm? I heard you have impressive imgur albums showing how you defeated Maxmaps and other thread opponents. Can you share them with us? And tell us your stories, tell us of your travels!

Go into detail! We wish to know everything you want to tell us! How can we bring about the True Paradigm?

>>145786737
And why are people arguing over paradigm shit now

http://www.arianespace.com/mission/ariane-flight-va230/
ARIANEQT LAUNCH IN 15 MINUTES

EIGHT MINUTES UNTIL ARIANEQT

>>145787114
>currently red on weather

reeeeee

>>145787673
I thought Aryans were white.

Countdown halted ;_;

It's been delayed for an hour

>>145787872
http://spaceflightnow.com/2016/06/17/va230-mission-status-center/

>>145787872
No, it's an hour long window during which they are waiting for weather to clear. Weather could clear in 30 minutes and they'd launch in 37.

When I see what SQUAD did to KSP and HarvesteR, I remember why I'm such a control freak over everything I create. [To the extent if I feel someone else is trying to alter our direction, or things are going in the wrong direction, I often destroy it prematurely.]

Couldn't you just type kspg in russian letters?
Like Кspg and Кerбal

>>145788239
Probably, but that won't show up when you put "kspg" or "kerbal" in the catalog search anyway
But right now we can work around that by having "kspg" in the filename, which still shows up on a catalog search, so all is good

>>145788463
We could do both

angry anon here AMA

MAN here AMA

Yuri here AMA

>>145789260
Oh mayne this shit alone was so worth it funposting with a trip

This is the autism I long for. This is the autism I want /kspg/ to internalize.

I'm Officer Angry btw tbdesu

snek here am-*ban*

>>145789940
I am flattered that you admire me so much that you want to impersonate me angry anon.

But I do have a question for you: Why are you here?

>>145790221
>wrong tripcode
Get out.

>>145789940
>Oh mayne this shit alone was so worth it funposting with a trip
i would've done it even if nobody had done that. it's been in my mind for a while now.

>>145790221
Just to suffer.
The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost.
Won't. Stop. Hurting.

It's like, they're still here.
You feel it too, don't you?

>>145790272
Okay MAX.

Just because you want to put my name on a random trip doesn't mean anyone will believe you're me.

Why don't you stop being angry?

I miss when people would shitpost on KSPforums then post their warnings here

>>145790221
Besides time itself, autism is the sole resource needed to keep the flimsy gears of internet society from changing shape, breaking down or losing itself. To tap into the enormous amounts of autism kept behind a veil of true lies and false truths you have to delicately probe the insides and outsides of the perimeter.

I long for a time with satch.
I long for a time with baccy.
I long for a time without billy.

Your mind has become clouded, my old aquaintance. Sometimes you have to forget what you want to remember what you deserve, I reckon. This will be a conquest. A conquest of reconquest.

>>145791157
>I long for a time with satch.
I don't like you anymore.

While the time where satch happened to exist was indeed a better one, satch herself was worthless.

>>145791270
if we want to throw out worthless things, we'd better delete this thread. nobody has a reason to exist.

>>145791361
while not wrong, one can arbitrarily assign values and within the framework those values would generally be assigned within, someone like baccy would come out with value and someone like satch would come out with little to no value.

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reminder to BURN FORESTCAST

Are there updated hotrockets configs for KW?

MAN here. i just took my meds and i had a bit of an epiphany. i want to apologize for how rude and divisive i've been... especially to you, yuri. if i can be honest for a minute, the reason i always seemed to pick on you the most was because i admired you. i see that all i was doing was tearing apart what could have been a great friendship. i hope you can one day come to forgive me.

anyway, i want to take my meds from now on. i hope i don't relapse into my schizophrenia, but if i do then i'm sorry again. please tell me to take my meds if you see me having an episode. it might not seem like it at the time, but i really appreciate it.

love you guys.

arianeqt launch scrubbed :(
delayed until tomorrow

>>145791270
Why can't you see, skirt of the mantraps? Your eyes are open, but you don't see. There is a fine art to centralize autism, whether it be here or in any other funposting-infested general. This autism should be the goal, not the means of chanelling it.

The satchposters were a flavor of autism, previously untapped. When satch happened to stumble over here, this very anomaly got activated. They screams ferouciously "ALL HAIL OUR GODDESS", "ALL HAIL THE TINY SLAV SLUT AND HER FEET", ">TFW NO SATCH GF" and so on. The probe locked onto the deposits and drilled straight into them. Now we got the autism, and we got the autism of mostly regulars when this happened, further fortifying the customs of our general.

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>>145792063
Not all autism is good autism.

You are but a little boy. I am an autism connoisseur. I was reading Sonichu while you were phoning Chris's dying father and yelling JULAAAAAY, I was building giant cock-and-ball structures in KSP while you were drawing penises on children's fanart. I was posting bizzare furry artwork while you were posting about false parabolas.

I am the autism king, and it's time for you to pledge fealty to your feudal lord.

What the FUCK IS GOINGON

>>145792483
AND I SAY

reminder that soon white men will be stripped of all their economic and political power and will be relegated to the lowest echelons of society

reminder that there's nothing you can do about it besides buy a gun

>>145792721
reminder that political power has already been destroyed by economic power and that all of the citizenry bar a tiny minority at the top will suffer for it.

reminder that the destruction of bretton woods and of trade unions caused this.

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>>145792721
sorry i forgot my meme

>>145792809
this is an oversimplification

there's a big difference between being a rich man's dog and being a poor man's dog

just let them work it out of their systems

>>145792418
It is not your judgement to decide over the autism, for whom who does is but a fragile fool. Autism itself can't be good or bad. I probed the grounds of kspg for years, and I archived every single vein that has showed itself. Oh, what a blistering reconnection!

You will never pry the autism into your heathen ways, for Billy's a pleb, Squad is reptilian jews, and KSP never had the Orbiter audience.

>>145793101
Your sole purpose for posting is to defame someone, isn't that a NNA?

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get ready for your new mommies, /kspg/ :)

>>145793101
>It is not your judgement to decide over the autism
Perhaps not, but I've a confirmed medical diagnosis while all you have is the insults of a few petty 4channers.
>Autism itself can't be good or bad
This is like saying a sonic game cannot be good or bad - of course it can! Sonic 2006 and Sonic 2 are not in any way comparable titles! You may personally not mind 2006, but a true SONIC ADVENTURE fan such as myself can see clearly which pitfalls the developers fell into.

>for Billy's a pleb, Squad is reptilian jews, and KSP never had the Orbiter audience.
Billy's only value is to provide the 4-am sitcom of autism entertainment: KSP fanart. SQUAD exists only for ersatz furry drama in a corporate setting, and KSP hasn't been enjoyable for longer than the average user has been in /kspg/

High quality autism will never die out, nor will it ever be truly stamped out by lower autism. Like high-culture, it continues even as low culture makes more inroads to pathetic degeneracy. While you content yourself with undertale twerking videos and tell yourself they're just as good as whatever I'm watching, I'm listening to poetry about a man eating pokemon faeces. Challenge me if you dare

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAH!

>>145793254
>>145793613
Your eyes are open, but you can't see. Your ears listen, but you can't hear. Your fingers sense, but your brain won't believe!

This elusion of grandeur will be neutralized. Never again shall the false prophet lead the progeny out into the desert, for I shall banish his blood from the garden of Babylon.

This travesty will be undone. Nothing, from cartels to shadowbans, will be able to stop the machinery in it's wake.

KSP is coded in C# right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMl48jUgyc

>>145794284
yes

>>145794047
see
>>145793254
It's a negative nothing add indeed.

And, as a result of his actions, who's really benefitting from your free labor: the anon impersonating someone, or the anon being impersonated?

So wasn't something big and important and related to the demise of squad supposed to happen yesterday?

>>145791723
I guess I have to make configs for them by hand then :(

>>145794830
What were you hoping for, anon?

MAN got you down?
Come to http://flockmod.com/apps/flockmod.swf
room is /kspg/

>>145795029
>>145794360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
DON'T CALL ANYONE
[but during the stone age.]
>>145794047
DON'T CALL ANYONE
[or face autistic rage]

>>145794686
A greal deal of chaos in the world occurs because people don't appreciate the intrinsic value of absolute logic. Having never developed sympathy or gentleness towards the concept itself, they cannot experience harmony or peace within themselves, and therefore, what they project to others is also inharmonious and confusing. It will be unstoppable.

>>145795029
are you the catraper or kerbalisfun

>>145794953
25 days ago is all i got.
https://github.com/linuxgurugamer/KWRocketryRedux
I vowed never to go the forums again so can't help you out there.

>>145795372
>"absolute logic"
>"cannot experience harmony"
>"project to others"
[spoiler>"unstoppable"]
Stop misidentifying yourself, Maxmaps.

>>145794964
For exactly what happened so I can laugh at the autistic schizo even more while he tries to grasp for excuses

>>145795716
>25 days ago is all i got.
Those aren't hotrockets configs

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>>145795716
I'm tired. I don't even want to shitpost anymore.

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does ULAposting still have a place in kspg?

>>145795372
>the intrinsic value of absolute logic.
There is none.

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F U N

>>145796193
Yes, of course.

>>145797482
i don't see the point of this
not getting at you personally but it doesn't seem to show anything interesting like a crash or even a landing, it's just staging.

there's no conclusion point to it.

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>>145797673
Hullo bully

>>145797975
>critique is bullying
what's ur DA?

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>>145797975
>Sundiver

>>145798242
have fun girls! :)

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>>145798242
Delete this

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>>145798242
Girlbal love will overcome!

And weddings are C U T E.

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>>145798994
No.

And marriage is a religious institution between a man and a woman. :^)

marriage is the equivalent of handcuffing yourself to your lover and saying "look at us, look how dedicated we are, we've made this inconvenient decision to lock one another together in testament to our love", even though if you fall out there will come a point where you both dislike one another but not enough to investigate getting the cuffs removed. i.e. where the love is gone, but you go through the motions out of obligation anyway.

meanwhile others who genuinely love one another in the long term don't need handcuffs, they can hold hands safe in the knowledge the other person is there of their own free will instead of a quick cost-benefit analysis on letting go.

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were"

>Tfw you will never be an airline pilot because you're shit at math and they want pilots to understand weather n shit

>>145799778
having a child is even worse. Why not just install a black hole inside your bank account?

>>145799778
That's what your prenup is for. All the tax benefits with none of her stealing your patio furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER KAREN YOU SLUT!

>>145800752
>implying she won't just get it thrown out.

We /autosage/ yet?

>>145801016
>page 6 before your post
>page 2 after it

nah

>>145800645
>accepting it
>Not working to surpass that "limitation"

>>145801190
It's not viable. I was going to joke that I was "working" towards obtaining stimulants, but they apparently disqualify you from getting a medical certificate anyway. :^)

Furthermore from a more serious standpoint even with my current limited math skills I know that being a pilot isn't a career that adds up financially. They know it's something people aspire to, so they can get away with paying you fuck all because muh dreams.

>>145800752
is it just me or do developers use early access like a prenup

>>145801715
Right, the simulations cost a lot.

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>Flockmod gallery doesn't let you search by username
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ded

>>145806594
shitdick

>>145809065
That didn't come out how I meant it. I wasn't calling you that, I was just exclaiming shitdick! 'cause we were on page 10 again. Thread did bump properly afterward tho

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periscopes

i don't dislike anime but FUCK weeb culture

>>145810972
this

>>145812679
I have some tequila in the fridge. Guess I'll go break it out.

>>145812848
We have tequila too

Probably be too much though, I'm cooking after all

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>>145812679
I'm about to head to the store to pick up some ingredients and a bit of wine for my qt and I tonight. :3

What are you making for dinner?

>>145813025
A pasta dish with pesto, vegetables and leftover chicken. Something really simple.

>>145813184
Sounds similar to what I'm doing :)

Pasta with Italian dressing, veggies, mushrooms, olives, and chopped cheddar cubes stirred in with baked potatoes on the side.

>>145813460
>pasta
>cheddar cheese
y tho
i'd have used mozzarella desu

>>145813460
>baked potatoes

I know something I'm having next week

>>145813726
I've made the recipe with both and like to alternate.

>>145814031
it's good with cheddar? really? hm neat

>>145814156
Yup! The sharper, the better imo.

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no matter what i do it won't cum :(

>>145815440
Enable rcs
Press 'n'

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>>145815586
thank you masturbation tutor.

who the fuck decided on "N" as the backwards key?

>>145815808
The same person who made key commands customizable so you can make it whatever you want desu.

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my submission for fanwork friday

>>145816838
post it on reddit

>>145818209
anyone else is free to, i'm too lazy to make an account.

should i watch come and see or cool hands luke

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>145819784
>Replying to posts.

>>145813726
>>145814156
>Not parmigiano-reggiano
kys.

>>145820072
>blocks of parmesan in a pasta dish tossed with olive oil
yeah ok dude

>>145820137
>Blocks
Here's your problem.

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What is /[REDACTED]/ doing this fine Friday night?

>>145820957
I forgot it was friday.

>>145819784
>replying to 1 year and 243 day old posts
how the fuck has it been 8 months already

REMEMBER MEME

>>145821263
did yuri just out itself

ded

Yuri, it isn't just MAN.

>>145826483
hello catfucker

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>tfw your qt husband falls asleep with his head in your lap

>>145821263
Well that's that.

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>had a blue cheese and buffalo sauce burger for lunch
>it was good
>want another
>burger joint is closed

>>145827013
just get some pizza f.a.m.

>>145827323
i'm so sick of pizza

roxobox doesn't dislike anybody. those who believe otherwise are mistaken.

if he were to read the credits of KSP however, he would almost certainly have the beginnings of an enemies list.

>>145816838
can someone post this to the subreddit as a "washing machine for space-suits"?

>>145827594
ah but who does roxobox like the least?

>>145828254
himself.

all good people have depression, after all.

>>145828305
but how can i be good if i'm white?

>>145828361
you may be white on the outside, but depression blackens the soul.

Remote Dwarf Fortress is fucking amazing. I love having a web server.

>F-104 was cheaper than the F-5E
HOW.

>>145829567
>1 engine
>2 engines

Gee anon

>>145830356
But the F-5 used joke engines while the F-104 was using proper ones.

>>145830356
that, and the cost of complex systems like a fighter is directly proportionate to whether anybody gave a fuck about cost when designing it

the b2 could probably cost 300 million if anyone actually cared enough to make it cost that

>>145830656
The entire purpose of the F-5 was to be cheap simple planes the USA could give to joke countries without risking serious tech falling into Commie hands.

Then they lost a fuckload of them in Vietnam and it turned out the gun mechanism was actually a perfect cure for the gun problems of the Su-27. BRAVO USA.

>>145830826
Did the US even use the f5 in combat?

>>145830826
cheap and simple aren't exclusively mutual, especially when "simple" means meeting export regulations

There were also many more f104s built compared to the f5. Making more always drives costs down, it's why the b2 costs 2 billion each, because they only made 21 of them

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Goodnight, /kspg/. I'm going to go ahead and give my girlfriend my full attention now. <3

>>145831573
Do you pretend to be MAN in the bedroom too?

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>>145831687
As if we don't all pretend to be man from time to time

>>145831573
Ok MAN.

>>145831573
Goodnight yuri.

>>145832287
Can I too?

>>145833149
>Jerking off to hentai
Hentai is shit.

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>>145833567
sorry cba to retype all this lol

>>145833149
I'm genuinely flattered.

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>>145833149

should i get 64k

Even shower and shave
Odd just shower

>>145835556
oh wait I'm a retard that'd probably break all my saves huh

>>145837991
>meme v

Had it coming t b h

>>145832772
""""""""""no""""""""""

Definitive list of things you should not do in kspg

Bully anyone but catraper
Talk about your missions in ksp
Report posts
Accuse everyone of being man
Ruin the comfiness of the thread
Post "take your meds"
Forget to remind catraper that he is a rapist
Not bully catraper

Hope this makes future interactions easier for you mi familia

Cat molester, where you shitposting on some weird simpson thread on /tv/?

>>145840649
>Bully anyone but catraper
>Accuse everyone of being man
rich from you, Yuri, when pretending to be MAN yourself.

>>145841271
Yuri went to bed two hours ago anon

>>145841271
If it was Yuri, it'd be some hypocrite post about loving ourselves.
Wait a second... I can't trust Yuri to follow her posting habits no more. I felt betrayed there.

>>145841017
Haven't you ever wanted to argue with a spic about the ethics of sucking cat dick using Google Translate?

>>145841363
It's just weird to find a simpson thread, getting raided by /lat/ and then find your cat's dick inbetween all that shitposting

>>145841359
>/kspg/ should love eachother!
>except MAN, he's conspiring against me so I'd better defame him!
The ironing is delicious.

>>145841539
She has no moral superiority anymore.

>>145841536
una vela...

>>145841670
do you seriously want me to link this thread to /lat/ right now?

>>145841721
YES

>>145841739
Actually, wait, could you get them to spam KSPforums?

>>145841739
Can't do it, they are all sleeping lel
just wait another 12 hours
or go see for yourself if you have that weird fetish somepeople seem to have for latposting on int

>>>/int/60936516

>>145841539
Yuri wasn't the only one falsetripping MAN, seems she was just memeing anyway.

Stop being angry, anon. :^)

>>>/int/60939727

okay, who did this?

>>145842226
los videojuegos MAN. A most aggressive cacaposter in REDACTED Shit Posting General, my amigo.

t. gringo amiga.

2016 - 2168
THE WALL

GAS ALL THE BROWNS
DEPORT ALL SPICS

oh, this is where you are.

>>145842323
lat is as counter culture as it gets
Just the fact there's a Pepe as the thread image makes this look like an average, repetitive, burnt out 4chan general.
I doubt they'll even make an effort, especially if you invite them in.
Especially being like... 6 am there?

>>145842693
Oh, also they'll bully you to death, and you have only two options; fit in and imitate their shitposting or keep on being bullied to death.

t. MD on /int/

>>145842853
>>145842693

Max pls.

>>145842917
not Max, I stopped coming here before 1.1 came out, just stumbled upon cat molester' shitposting on /tv/ and decided to check if it was really him

Fuck off Satch, you're just a filthy slav midget fuck. You should know that slavs are only named slavs because the Greek master race used you as slaves

Expedition 46/47 crew return to Earth

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-media-channel

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r8

Evens, sleep
Odds, wait an hour and watch the Soyuz TMA-19M landing

>>145843942
Grand mal/10

>>145843942
Staging/10

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Goodnight kspg

>>145846338
Sleep tight, cloc.

>>145846338
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=8c121748492410c3dc8c9b90ffce1c29

>>145846631
I'm laughing more than I should have.

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=e6069d59468396019120839f3eca6d50

>>145846338
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=ab8345c26fa98c91dc73137a952070de

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I've been playing some DCS. I knew KSP's tolerances were extremely unrealistic but I still got spoiled by it. The landing gear in KSP is ridiculously resilient, but fi you land at the limits of the landing gear in DCS you will black out from the force and then wake up a second later, probably out of control, scraping your wing on the ground. If you exceed the tolerances then, well, you have like 50% chance of living.

I would love a realistic version of KSP built from the ground up.

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=04a99848168d5c7706f53f0f6a17094a

hullo

Oy mates just checking in, is there any reason to update from 1.0.5?

>>145847847
Check out /simg/, come learn more about DCS. Go to their teamspeak, and poke Ivan. He'll help you.

>>145849236
Nope

>someone fucked up a paypal and sent me a bunch of money
I'm going to return it.

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>>145850621
thats nice anon

>>145851405
I really should return it.

JUNO WHEN
1.1.3 WHEN
1.2 WHEN
1.3 NEVER

The Wire is amazing

a

I thought you were ded ;_;

>>145855929
I got better.

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Good morning /kspg/

I hope everyone slept well.

>>145857482
Slept like a baby. What are you going to do today?

>>145857482
Fuck off Yuri. No one wants you attentionwhoring parasite here. Just kill yourself like the meaningless waste of resources you are.

>>145857674
Glad to hear it :)

Not sure yet, we're thinking of catching an early movie later today and probably lunch out somewhere. But nothing set in stone. How about you, friend?

>>145857871
Cleaning, bonus points for exercise. Though I'm thinking a nap is going to take first priority.

What movie?

>>145857742
Snek wants to give her a shot, so we should.

>>145858619
Napping sounds great! Might put that down for later today.

Civil War is playing at the dollar theatre in town still and we both somehow procrastinated seeing it so maybe that or possibly Through the Looking Glass.

>>145859028
>Dollar Theater
Does it actually cost a dollar? A trip to the movies here can you have you out $25 bucks

>>145859108
On the weekend it's $5 each ticket before 4pm. Bretty good if you don't buy drinks or candy but we'll just sneak it in our purses.

>>145859304
*scratches nuts*

a

>>145859483
a

>>145861590
a

We should hijack some general's OP with the autosage text

But which?

>>145864385
/egg/

>>145864582
Let's do it

>>145864582
>>145865287
Say something about /kspg/ or kerbal space program not being welcome.

>>145862089
a
>>145864227
a
>>145864385
a
>>145864582
a
>>145865287
a
>>145865696
a
>>145868056
b

So why are we actually autosageing? I missed whatever happened.

>>145869784
it's a sore subject. I will share my perspective on events if our blame troll shows up, otherwise, try and decipher the archives and tell us what you see.

>>145869784
Not anymore we're not. We figured out how to beat the filter.

Everywhere you see [redacted] in the OP is the trigger words censored so the filter doesn't catch us.

So what is there even to do in RSS? It's just unintresting rocks that happen to be more like those in our solar system instead of the fantasy of mexican intellectuals

>>145872276
there's nothing to do, just like in regular ksp

>>145870428
The only disadvantage of our current situation is that a search on the archives in the "subject" line would not bring up our general. As long as we make an effort to link all related threads to one another we'll have overcome this limitation. As it stands, it's still pretty easy to see the history with the right search terms.

>>145872567
Every now and then we should test the filter though. It might be let up after some time.

>>145872567
why do you nerds even use the archive

did we get saged?

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Hullo

>>145877758
>toying around with a dead animal like that

Humans truly are the most vile of creatures.

>>145873138
I have this little thing for the Truth

>>145878112
is that what the kids are calling aspergers these days

>>145857482
Good morning MAN.

>>145878342
ok MAN

>>145857482
>"Love each other, guys!"
>Pretending to be MAN
a

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>>145878054
No bully. It's how you feed a snake

B9 parts are overrated

Apparently Canada legalized sex with pets. Will get a source whenever I can.

>>145879262
Only non-penetrating sex famalam.

worth downloading 1.2, or should i wait until 1.3 inevitably comes along and fucks everything up?

>>145878884
>then acting as if nothing happened

>>145879262
>>145879342
No, the supreme court said it was always legal.

>>145879456
What else do you expect from someone dumb enough to think girls should love girls? (or that anyone should love girls for that matter.)

>>145879456
>>145879728
>Still avatarfagging with yuri images
She still has some nerve to come here.

Wait, why are we giving here indirect attention.

>>145879913
>Wait, why are we giving here indirect attention.
Because she thinks it's all a MAN conspiracy and that's hilarious.

then again, who'd be surprised that a dyke is afraid of man?

>>145879584
Fuck off with your unknowledgeable shit you cretin. Bestiality, as in the draft from 1954, was declared as only counting when penetration happened. Did you even read anything pertaining to the case which brought this whole thing up?

>>145880035
That's exactly what I meant.

>>145880021
Eh, I'll call her out on her bullshit the next time that happens.
I'm sure there will be a next time.

is there any explanation for real fuels? i read the guide in the forum thread but still dont know when to use what engine or fuels

desu i will never stop wanting to kill myself for buying KSP

>>145881148
how much did you spend on it

>tfw possible gum disease
i asked for this

>>145881563
iktf, i've been downing ibuprofen all month for a toothache

>>145881563
>>145881652
You really should brush your teeth once in a while, if you didn't know.

>>145881735
dumb american

>>145881902
Stay cvcked, Yuropooristan.

>>145881563
are you the guy who has a disgusting set of teeth

>>145882018
>america has 40 million niggers and a nigger king
>spergs out over germany's 1 million mudslimes

>>145882154
Wait what, you actually live in Germanistan? Poor laddy, I'm actually feeling sorry for you now.

>>145882154
>http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=b4073f4dc9f44ac8930773a1fdc81682

>>145882930
>at least we don't have to share sdfgsdfhtrfhjutysujyutjnmdnyst immigrants

>>145882930
what the fuck. try this
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=b3ad3f2a5ef8e364fcb7a20248d042f6

>>145882930
>>145883198
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=51af6ede8cdecfb7fae53c0f5e1e1944

>>145881735
I never remember. I'm going to brush until things return to relative normal though.
>>145882137
Yes, although it's one of the relatively normal ones that looks like it may be infected.

>>145883363
>return to normal
>after all that abuse
yeah nah
go to a fucking dentist

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=56426d0149ee0e70a9c46c4a57cc34a8

>>145883557
"relatively"

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=24eb45b070cbe46166d12beb9b02f535

>>145883672
that's not possible, either.

FACT

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=46e3957894993328342a03bdf65108e7

>Land of the free
>Political dynasties like the Bush, Kennedy, and probably Clinton families.

>>145884195
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=74f1f3fd8282c9358df404ae11aa43e2

>>145884460
Dumb nigger, I'm Swiss.

>>145884636
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=28fe8b921bc84f66660559b0929ff428

>>145884636
>living in a nation that literally only still exists because it's run by jews
wew lad

>>145884636
HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
KEK!

>>145884636
Wieso hat fast jeder in the Alpenfestung Schwiiiz Autismus? Ist es die Isolation?

>>145884863
>jews
Harold Wilson preferred gnomes

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>it's an anon stays up until 7 am episode
oh boy

The American medical record in hospitals is poor, with around 195,000 deaths due to negligence per year, which itself leads to a higher number of claims

>>145886941
Is this counting suicides due to botched circumcisions?

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http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=f993af9c84293c4296c34ec8022dcb32

fuck private sector contracting

>>145888123
hate us cuz you aint us senpai

the military industrial gravy train is solely responsible for the massive amount of technical expertise currently residing in this country

>>145888313
tbqh the military industrial complex doesn't bother me
my objection is more to things in the style of PMCs, or the UK's aerial refuelling contractor.

>>145887681
>ywn intentionally botch a circumcision on a white male and be forced to perform a penectomy to stop the bleeding
>ywn watch his will to live fade

>>145888425
i think PMCs and mercenaries in general tickle america's childhood fantasies of getting paid 6 figures to massacre foreigners with no accountability. i'm ok with them personally.

>>145888667
>he will never sue you for everything you've got and use the money to get a penis transplant, because we can do that now
>you will never lose your medical license, house, and all of your possessions, and die cold and alone in an alleyway

>>145888914
back to >>>/pol/ racist

>>145888670
if PMCs were cool international mercenaries i'd have no issue.

but they aren't really. partially because mercenaries are illegal. so instead they're just another weird contractor doing a job the government should really be doing itself. it's primarily an aesthetic distinction.

AirTanker Services is completely inexcusable though.

South/Central America would be interesting to visit if they weren't disease ridden and full of criminal poor people.

>ywn visit the mid-point between africa-tier poverty and modern civilization without getting malaria, robbed and possibly shot for being white.

>>145890808
go to chile, afaik they're civilized