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>Official Stuff
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>>145964885
Check out these sick potg's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqVcNKgUBY
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Friendly reminder to always give chase to a Mercy and scare her off to her other teammates so you get them to clutter and get an easy ult off.

Silly Mercies.
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does torb actually counter anyone
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REMOVE ONMIC

ALSO REMOVE STOREFRONT

seriously fuck that capthcha
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green = enjoy playing
yellow = don't mind playing
red = hate playing
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Zarya needs a fucking nerf, she's far too powerful.

Not to mention my shithead teammates think its a good idea to keep shooting at her
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>>145965814
I feel like no one in pubs ever goes after Mercys. That's why I either play Pharah or Roadhog when they're present, getting rid of a Mercy in a firefight should be a priority for any flanker or character that can separate a team.
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Anyone in Europe wanna play? I'm sick of random retards thinking we need 2 hanzos and a widowmaker
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>tfw you'll never marry Widowmaker
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>>145966264
>it's a double zarya on the enemy team episode
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>>145966264
>Zarya needs a fucking nerf, she's far too powerful.
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>>145966172
Torb exists to inspect ass. Everything about him is designed to make inspecting ass more efficient.

His primary use is to slap down a turret and let it do the heavy lifting, leaving him to stare at the well-crafted bubblebutts of the cast.

He's short, giving him a viewpoint perfect for staring at hot widowmaker ass.

His ult gives him more HP, allowing him to stay alive for just a few seconds longer to truly take in the sight of fat ass.
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>>145966264
Those two things may be related Anon.

Think about it.
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>>145966250
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>>145966172

Pharah and tracer if the turret is in good place.
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>>145966470
>pharaoh
stop
it is a fucking stationary target
two rockets kills it
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>>145966320
Seeing how her last marriage went, I think you don't want to marry her.
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>>145966470
Pharah is the counter to Torb
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>>145966172
nope

he's kind of a "everyone" counter but a shitty one, unless the enemy team is stupid/shit like pre release bastion

he doesn't really hard counter anyone but he's still good on point defense

I've clutched a lot of games with him by molten coring a huge last Q spam push
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is it better to hide torb turret so it survives or put it in open so it shoots someone
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>>145966540

Only if Pharah sees the turret before it starts shooting her (which is why you need to keep changing the spot). With 200 health she drops like a fly when the turret starts chewing on her.
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Reposting because I seriously need to stop sniping

Anything redeemable here? Give it to me straight. I gotta find that comfortable niche.
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>making the new thread 30 posts early
>making the OP file your own shitty POTG
End your own life
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>>145966552
actually Widow and D.va are his hard counters

Widow can outrange and DPS fast than torb can repare

D.va can fly in with Defense matrix and fuck both the turret AND torb it works even if she has to sacrifice the mech too
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>>145966250
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How do I get good with Zarya? Her weapon is p cool and I got her best skin, and seeing shes good for agressive support it fits my play
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>>145966683
turret makes it presence really obvious to everyone
also if you need to be constantly rebuilding it, torb is useless
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People need to understand that Torbs main gun does 70 damage with no damage drop over range.

He's literally a better Mccree + a shotgun that can do 150 dmg at close range.

You're supposed to drop his turret where it won't die right away and then forget about it. When shit's going down, you go super saiyan and go to town on their asses because you shit out so much damage, somewhere around 200-300 dps which is above most heroes. You'll solo a healing roadhog easily with a few good shotguns and rape widows at range no prob
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So why aren't you spending time with your dad today, /owg/? Why are you here arguing about which videogame character has the tastiest anus rather than having a beer with your dad and listening to his stories?
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>quadra kill with Q
>don't get Q of the game

Yes I'm mad.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H03gLkdHMI

How's my junkrat /owg/
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>>145966334

>they shield each other and the entire game is like a deadly pink floyd show and you can still hear the shouts of "welcome to the gunshow" as they chase you down when you try to regroup

never again
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>>145965814

Absolutely. As a mercy main the worst thing is a genji who knows what he's doing and comes after me, or an annoying tracer that nobody is doing anything about. Best thing is an attentive roadhog peeling for me.


By the way guys that graphic novel doesn't have a release date, I asked the author.
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>>145966758
1.play her like you would ZEN but not as much of a pussy, stand back and let idiot team mates rush in when you see them take damage press E

2.follow up with your lmb if the enemy is somewhat far rmb

when they start shooting you wait till 100 shield damge and use your personal bubble, wash rinse reapeat from 1-2 when your Q is ready wait for enemy team to bunch up like retards and fire alt fire the group

???

win

CYKA BYLAT IDI NAHUI
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>>145966892
Mostly cause I'm not a child anymore.
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>>145966892
My dad disowned me two years ago.
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i found a player with 87 hours on mercy...
who pays $40 dollars to stand behind people and watch bars fill up for that long?
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>Get lucky 3-4 kills wirhw D.Va's Ult
>PotG goes to a much more skilled play by an enemy player who didn't even use his ult.

God damn, being a scrub hurts sometimes.
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>Lvl 50
>Only ever gotten two Legendary skins
>It was Tracer's Ultraviolet twice

J U S T
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>>145966771

But it can also easily be placed in spots where it can not be shot from afar and it clearly prioritizes targets that are close, forcing Pharah to be the closest. And if you don't move the turret every now and then, it's much easier to counter. There's plenty of downtime to move it between attacks (unless the enemies keep running at you one by one), you don't need it shooting at someone 100% of the time.
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>>145966892
Because I did that yesterday. I want to talk about Widow's SWEET ASS.
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Lone Wolf or Okami?
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>>145966758
At higher MMR people tend to try and kill healers, so focus your E on them
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>>145966320
>tfw you'll never bury Widowmaker

Because you know, fuck snipers in FPS games.
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>>145966892

Because I moved out to the other side of the country for my job.

Mostly because all he did was give me shit for living with him and claiming that I was a disappointment to my mom who died a year prior

Now he actually has the gall to tell me I don't talk to him enough. Fuck my dad. I hope he fucking dies alone and miserable.
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>>145967052
DROP THE FEEL!

oh let's feel it down!
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>>145966892
My dad died of cancer anon...t-thanks for reminding me.
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>>145966975
shut up healslut. Play a real class.
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>>145967127

Spoiler Alert:

>He paid $60 for Origins Edition
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>tfw wins are suddenly going up

Was matchmaking adjusted or am I getting better.

>tfw never been good at a vidya before
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Hanzo's scatter arrow that OS you when shot in the fucking foot nerf when ?
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>>145966250
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>>145966892
I've seen my dad every day for the last 20 years, like he gives a fuck at this point
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>enemy team is a premade that knows exactly what they're doing
>premade I'm with are complaining that they're not hurting Zarya
>Zarya has a permanent 100% charge

BLIZZARD FOR FUCKS SAKE I CAN'T CARRY THESE IDIOTS
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How do I have impact as Zarya?

I feel like my own shield doesn't last long enough to build lots of charge and when I shield my allies nobody shoots them.
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Why are there no good crosshair options?
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Mei is underrated.
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>>145967260
jump it you dingus
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>>145966892
no dad
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>>145967260
Removing Hanzo from the game when?

I'm so fucking tired of getting killed by this shit character and his 10 foot wide arrow hitboxes
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Magical girl Reaper skin when
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>>145967239

Haha, no it was just your turn to get some wins.

Prepare yourself for the losing streak soon
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>>145967272
That's the thing anon. You have to wait for the shot to shield. Enjoy 100%
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>>145967272
be
aggressive
b
e
aggressive
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>get 40 eliminations on Roadhog
>endgame card is "23 hooks, 44% hook accuracy"
Why is hook accuracy even a metric? Sometimes you shoot it around corners just to fish.
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>>145967272
It's not a matter of tossing up your shield on allies so they can then turn a corner and get shot at, anon.

The trick is to toss your shield on them as they're already getting the shit blasted out of them.
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>>145967232
can we genocide healsluts?
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>>145966975
suck my head, babycakes
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>>145967342

Can't wait till Supreme Lord Trump ships you faggots south of the wall with the filth
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>>145967272

it's a waiting game, also shield your allies right before they get reamed. Their sacrifice will benefit the motherland, and focus shielding the healers and don't waste it on a reindhart
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I want to rub suntan lotion on Pharah!
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>>145967404
I'm a fairly new player and trying to lead a push and be aggressive in these low level games is like herding cats.
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night ops or nam?
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>Girl says "Good morning!" In team chat
>Instinctively say shut the fuck up
>"S-Sorry, hope you have a good game"
>Silent the whole match
now I feel bad
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>>145967513
it doesnt get better in higher level either.
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>>145967160
okami
simply because I liked the okami games
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>>145967506
lmao
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>>145967548
it aint me
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>>145967548
smoke
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>>145967263
Ha!

My premade brought this up too, I constantly tell them over mic to NOT shoot Zarya when she has bubble, friend says:

>well I can't not shoot her, I have to kill her somehow, she just has 99 all the time, If I shoot her and she dies the problem is gone

I mean I can't fault the guy on one hand it's not hard just wait 2 fucking secs, on the other I guess human condition shit kicks in and most people just want to spam and prey for the best against a competent Zarya

She doesn't need a nerf she perfect, she's a scrub detector like genji or most dark souls enemies, a scrub will be impatient and attack anyway "LOL YOLO" a pro will wait it out and fuck them up.
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>>145967570
things that never happened
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>>145967272
You have to shield people who ARE getting shot at. Not people who MIGHT get shot at.
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Where's this fucking guy? I wanna play as him.
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>>145967548
Mustache 76
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>>145967548
Smoke.

I was gonna get Nam but I found out his M16 has an ugly barrel that goes in and out of the handguard independent of the rifles actual recoil.
It looks so wonky.
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>>145967603

Her shield only protects 200 damage, so sometimes it's best if your whole team focuses her down, especially if she's supercharged.
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>>145967658

i think that is an early concept of mei. and besides, she is already the 'pyro' of this game, it really doesn't need another sprayer weapon hero. unless his shit is just a UT bio rifle
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>>145967570
nigga even i felt bad
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>>145967734
that was terrible jesus
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>>145967229
>>145967451
Can we genocide people that try to enforce or encourage the healslut meme
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>>145967658
>Blizz devs posted there won't be any DOT heroes even though widow has a fucking DOT ability

I fucking hate these fucks, I wanted the bio gun from UT in this game it'd be a good hero to make annoying shitters like genji and tracer or certain tanks fuck offf for a healer or medpack
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>>145967658
yeah man, I can already imagine some of the taunts.

>"I'm the toxic nerd they warned you about!"

AOE glue ability that slows enemys down, main gun has weak but persistent damage
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It's very unlikely that any of the current cast will get any tweaks from further on, right?

Besides D.Va of course.
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Got another one to add to the list
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>>145967570
>diogenes
>the greek cynic
>who trash talked Alexander the Great to his face
>who lived in a barrel and owned nothing but a loincloth
>who constantly jacked off in the Corinthian Agora

reaper mains....
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>>145967618
Are we still laboring under the delusion there are no girls on the internet?
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>>145967315

>sub 10k damage for gold metal
>866 healing for a gold metal
>defeat
>this hero is great!

All heroes are great when you are in the trenches.
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>cancer road
>they stack 3 tobleborne faggots
>a hanzo and mercy

fuck this fucking shit game

cant wait until they remove stacks
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Anyone got that long Webm of Lucio bullying Widowmaker
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>>145967734

what elo are you in?
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>>145967809
I know. We won though since it got rid of the Roadhog, Zarya, and Reinhardt blockade.
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>>145967847
I was laboring under the assumption that people aren't braindamaged hardcore autists in voice chat

>>145967896
shut the fuck up already
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>>145966250
Mercy is the most fun for me, I like her little pea-shooter. Damage buffing teammates and watching them mow down people is cool too
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>>145965949
I just realised that this Genji is either a turbo shitter or playing with a controller (same thing).
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>>145967836
Definitely on console
Very likely on PC since they're adding competitive
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>>145967925

What crawled up your ass?
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>>145967836
>Blizzard

literally the ENTIRE cast will, and they should i've seen some broken or just plain sad stuff on ALL heroes, McCree feels in the right place now, widow still needs a bit more, and good god do more need nerfs also a lot need some small buffs too
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>>145967885

>go zarya
>free 99 charge all the time
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>>145967992
people ask for that shit in every thread with no exception
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>>145967896
here you go
>>145967925
you okay there champ?
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>>145967127
>there are people playing Overwatch or viewing this thread right now who never use Mercy's pistol

Some heroes need to die and stay dead.
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>>145967969
>Carbon Fiber Genjis
What do you expect?
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>>145967825
when did they say no DOT?
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>>145968037

Maybe you should play heroes that require skill
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>>145968037
You're alright
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>>145966758
>>145967162
Also try going after healers yourself. Once you've got a decent weapon charge going on you'll deal massive damage, just keep eyes on your personal shield cooldown to determine how far you can push in.
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>>145966250
tfw you're husbando/waifu are low tier
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Just bought overwatch yesterday and i love it. I main hanzo and genji. Fight me. I never played tank or support so far. I come from league of legends.
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>>145967836
I'm thinking Zenyatta will go up to 200hp again once Blizzard remembers why he was retarded in the old meme meta

Mei holds some potential for tweaks but it's really hard to know what they'd do to her without like, any input from the tournament scene, which has in the past informed a lot of their moves
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>>145966892

he dead but i will be visiting the cemetery later
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feel like I need to masturbate every time before playing overwatch so I can concentrate you know what I'm mean?
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>>145967952
I've stopped playing McCree

>>145968071
Mercy is fun
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>>145968109
Every game I play people always say this.
What characters require skill?
It's an fps, with a bunch of hitscan weapons and most projectile weapons fire fast and fly fast.
Who really requires more skill than others in this game?
>>145968185
That last line gave you away anon gotta lower the bait
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>>145968185
>hanzo main
get the fuck out
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>>145967897
no idea
to be fair we were really coordinated the whole time with our Reinhardt actually pushing forward.
after that potg everybody died so i just jumped on the payload for those 2 meters
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>>145968185
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>>145968060
Who is this laughing-at-lucio man?

Nigga seems chill af.
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this game is fun, but I wish you could choose what map to queue for

sometimes I don't wanna play Hollywood, man
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the best strat on payload is 4 reinharts, a mercy, and a bastion
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Anybody had fps drops since the patch? I had issues with my toaster before (30-40fps) but now its a constant 10fps. Shits disgusting.
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>>145968282
well i made it sound like bait but thats how it truly is desu
>>145968258
go play some support man :)
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>>145968357

hollywood point A is the most broken character in the game
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>>145968398
yeah
i had to restart my PC, that fixed it
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>>145968398
Yes, I had.
But I updated my Nvidia drivers the other day. It didn't happen again since.
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>>145968357
I love KOTH (except Lijiang Tower) and 2CP maps but get Payloads 24/7 and the servers kick me out before the map rotation leads to either.

Sucks.
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>>145968446
Good one/10
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>>145968357
>mfw I get Anubis again
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>Insta locking Hanzo

Does that make you guys angry? I just want to play bow-man at the moment.
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>>145966923
It's decent, you're just lacking the 'energy', for lack of a better word, that Junkrat has.
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>>145967315
>defeat
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REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA REMOVE HANAMURA FUCK THIS FUCKING MAP THE MOST FUCKTARDED FUCKSHIT POINT B IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME HOW DO WE PULL OFF A SUCCESSFUL 9 MINUTE DEFENSE ON POINT B????? BECAUSE THE ENEMY TEAM COULDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT FUCKING REMOVE HANAMURA
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>>145966250
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>People still running in alone and dying without the team at 100+

I have no faith for competitive.
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Is there an xboxone group
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>>145968282
I recognize that loli!
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>>145966250
most of the reds are just "heroes I play literally none", I keep thinking about picking up McCree but never quite have
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>>145968532
no dude im serious, i tried restarting Overwatch but the framerate issue kept happening.

i literaly restarted my PC and the game launch at full 90fps again
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>>145968249
>What characters require skill?

obviously it's the characters that the criticanon chooses to play at any given time.
When he chooses to play Lucio and McCree they become very high skill ceiling characters,
but when he dies to the same characters, they become shitter crutches.

this is how it works.
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>>145968037


Looks like you have fun, anon
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>>145968357

>attack on Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>easy mode to the last checkpoint
>get stuck there and lose

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>145968590
>enemy streams into the obvious chokepoint one by one
>HURR MAP DESIGN IS AWFUL
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Punisher outfit for Soldier 76 when.
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>>145968357
I *LOVE* Hollywood and Route 66. Two best maps.

They are fairly long, and they both have a lot of open spaces, verticality and closed spaces. They are great.
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There's a tournament going on and its interesting to watch.

>rein blocking widowmaker's view with his shield
>mcree comes from behind and miss a fan on her

So much shitters jesus
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>>145968538
i do that too fuck what other people say its fun
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>>145968349
>That Zarya
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>>145967836

Why is a bird pooping on her booty?
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>>145967226
tfw mine did too
;_;
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>>145966250
t. someone who can't hit anything with Hanzo
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Why people complain about bastion so much? I find Torbjorn much more infuriating, the player doesn't even have to aim, he doesn't even need to know where the enemy is, there are dozen of places where you can't even attack it with a sniper or Pharah without getting hit (as advised by the game).
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>>145968682
I want to peel back Widowmaker's tight suit!
I want to rub my tongue on her purple clitoral hood!!
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>>145968249
>What characters require skill?

I'll give you a hint, the fast self-healing shield-buffing wall-climbing twitch offense character disguised as a support isn't one of them.
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>>145968418
easiest hill of all koth maps
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dont open it
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>>145968349
I don't know, but I want to
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anyone else getting exclusively shit games today?
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Neato
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>>145966892
He's like 8000km away from me.

I'm flying to meet him in a few days though
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>>145968814
Did you just press shift because you did a pretty good job of avoiding the question..
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>>145968538

>6th player waits until the last moment
>picks the same hero you picked
>whines about having two of the same character

also

>one of the snipers whines about team having two snipers
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>>145968854
look at those mammaries!!
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HOW INTO LUCIO
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>>145966840

>I run into a Torb as post-patch McCree
>He wrecks my fucking face with that LONG RANGE SNIPING RIFLE he got
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>>145968906

that's everyday, anon
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>>145967160
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>>145968608
sometimes if I'm Winston and DVa I'll run in and get on point. the idea being that my team will take advantage of the distraction and not just skirmish at the choke, or if they are too preoccupied fighting at choke, I can get a 1/3 cap before they all come to kill me.
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>>145968942
Walk into the middle of your team and hit shift.
Exist and get Q
Hit Q
Win
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>Dropped into loss-in-progress Dorado Attack (I fucking hate Dorado, needs to be deleted with Lijiang Tower)
> Symmetra is one-man army'ing my whole team of shitters, teleporters were up 24/7
>Go around busting teleporters and sentries to clear the way for teammates so they have a chance
>achievement procs in the final ticks, wasn't even trying for it, never expected to get it in my lifetime
>Symmetra gets POTG of LMB'ing 3 losers who couldn't kill her 3v1
I'm having mixed feelings of whether today is going to be a good day or a bad day.
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>>145968781
yeah but any projectile hero / Widow can also just fucking use a corner peek to attack it while taking like 30 damage, and if you attack it constantly while the stupid nigger dwarf is hitting it, you get a free ultimate for your trouble

The only time Torbjorn is anything resembling a problem is if the fucker playing him is a savage with them rivet snipes and your Roadhog keeps doing stupid shit so he has Molten Core up every single push
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[THE SCREAMING BEGINS]
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>>145968661
>that stupid fucking bend before the payload's destination
>only a few heroes can get over the left-most building to flank, otherwise you have to peek out of that small door that usually gets spammed to death anyways
I cannot believe people got paid to make this shit.
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>>145969045

>58 and 35 pick reaper and Genji
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>>145968608
I do this as Lucio sometimes and I have a 73% winrate because I force their team to turn around to deal with me, then my team runs in behind them and caps the point.
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>>145966892

Because he has been a truck driver with no real education for all his life. I love him, but god fucking dammit he is the most boring and dumb person I know.
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>>145968948
today has been especially bad for me
it's either
a stomp
a defense where we hold well and then the team suddenly shits their collective pants and we lose at the last second
an attack where everything is going well until the last push where the team suddenly shits their collective pants and we lose at the last second
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>>145969027
is there anything scarier than seeing a fucking Symmetra run at you with her poo in the loo gun flaring her fucking autism spectrum at you?
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B A T T L E B O R N
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>>145968930
Wallride walls

Stick on the objective like flies on shit, you can outheal some shit

Make Scroll-Down a jump button so you can jump along every wall that you can't wallride

Try to be with your team if you can, if you can't stay near the objective. If they want heals they'll have to get them there.

Know when you can and can't 1v1 people.

Always jump around and be a slippery frogman

Speedboost when leaving spawn/Objective A

Do not solo ult (without your team) unless it's going to win the game
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>>145966250
t. 5% Weapon Accuracy
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>>145968942
Keep moving back and forth so Widowmaker can't headshot you.:^)
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>>145966840
>rape widows at range no prob
this requires a very bad widowmaker
which aren't exactly a hot commodity around these parts, but you shouldn't feel good about being able to kill them either
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>>145969138

why's this so fucking funny
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>>145967570

I just turn off voice chat entirely when I play games that have it. If I use it I get shit for being a girl, and retards just scream on it or act like faggots so why even bother? I literally can't speak and only 10% of what I'd hear is worth listening to.

But ya thanks for actually ruining someone's day. I guarantee that upset her and she felt like shit afterwards and kept going over it in her head wondering what more she could have done. You should have apologised. Hopefully you at least learned a lesson and won't do it again but who knows.
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>>145969138
Even if it's not, it's definitely Top 3.

Doesn't help that it has a loud-ass BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sound that would make any normal player shit their pants.
>>
Did a drawfriend ever do
>>145890264 request?
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Anyone wants to group up for xp with a support? I just want to play some games and not solo queue, also the xp boost is nice. ElDonte#2679 EU
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>>145969045
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>>145968661
>easy mode to the last checkpoint
PROOF you're a shitter playing with other shitters
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>>145968942

Stay close to your team. Use speed boost at spawn to get yourself (and anyone you run into on the way) to the front lines faster. When you're at the fight shift to healing. Use E whenever it's ready and there are people around. Pop Q when enemy is pushing or using ults like Riptire or Missile barrage.

Let your team stay near you. Anyone who runs off on their own deserves to die.

All the while pour fire into the enemy. Use M2 if near a cliff or if fighting a close range like Reaper
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>>145969260
WHAT IS IT ABOUT HANZO?
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ATTRACT THE SHITTERS?
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>>145968942
Always keep as many as your teammates in your line of sight.
As for the range, test it yourself on the training ground to see how far it is.
Each of your sound particles do 16 damage. Meaning; a burst of four of them does 64. And they don't have a damage fall-off penalty from range.

Also a tip, when under the effect of your "E" the intensity of your M2 blast increases.
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>>145969281
Let's be honest here.

Last checkpoint is where the enemy team switches to three snipers and a Bastion and suddenly your teammates turn into a retards streaming in one by one into their crosshairs for 12 minutes.
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>>145969027
>>145969138
>>145969197
>>145969219
POO
IN
THE
LOO
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>>145969157
It's a shame Gearbox had act like shitheads and release it at the same time as Overwatch because it's not too bad a game.
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>>145969239
>with a support
Fuck no I'm not gonna carry your shitter ass.
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>>145969239
yo I'll add you
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>>145969230
awwww....such a nice pharah
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People liked this webm 12 hours ago so here it is again for the morning crowd.
What character makes for the cheesiest (and thus most recordable) kills?
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forced 56% winrate reee
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>>145969138
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>>145968920
None of the heroes require a ton of skill once you figure them out and they all have situations where they're incredibly effective when played right. Lucios are a huge help when played well, because they can instantly switch between twitch offense and push support. Because of his mobility and self-healing, though, a shitter can roll Lucio, not contribute to his team and still not die by running away and healing after not hitting anything with the dubstep cannon.
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>>145969230
>tfw did this to my mercy as junkrat
>couldn't save them
hooley dooley
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>>145966701
How can u do bad with SYMETRA
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>>145968906
yeap more than usual eeven in a team
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>>145969260
I always die and laugh a little inside when i watch this webm.
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>>145969376
>and release it at the same time as Overwatch
Blizzard put out the open beta on their launch date and moved up the release date from late June.

Gearbox fucked many things up, release schedule wasn't one of them.
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>>145968908
do all heros have the same jump height? Does this mean any hero faster or as fast as mcree can do the same?
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>>145969417
>that fucking star wipe
Still funny 12 hours later.
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>>145969417
What's special about this? It's just a regular Roadhog gameplay. Just saying.
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>>145967205
Lewd
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>>145966172
He largely exists to stop Tracer dicking over your Rein
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>>145969230
And then I bet a level 4 Bastion got PotG.
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>>145969417
>this editing
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>>145969417
I remember someone making this kind of autistic webms on /dbg/. same guy?
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>Learning McCree
>Flash roll to dodge his hook fan a roadhog, head shot him while he tried to heal
>"Lol McCree's no skill combo is still as strong as ever"
>End of the game I get POTG
>Entire enemy team and 2 people on my team going off about how I just spammed until I get lucky headshots
Will the tears ever stop for playing this hero
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FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE EVER SHOWING IN THE FUCKING KILLFEED
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING MORONS
FUCK THIS GAME
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>>145969362
I mean it's a last-point attack, respawn advantage basically means you're going to have a potential to chain deaths

but every point on Gibraltar past first has a really fucking good hold on it that even like, mediocre pug groups can pull off
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I don't even care what class you play anymore, instalock Hanzo and Genji and another Hanzo, that's fine, everything's okay.

Just stand on the goddamn point. I'm so sick of everyone not knowing where the point is. It's okay if there are bad guys on the point too. Just stand on the point and shoot them. No, don't stand far away from the point and shoot at the bad guys. That doesn't help me. Just stand on the point.
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>>145966250
-.- dat me
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>>145969138
the curry ray gun needs a nerf on the range, that shit can curl around corners like an indian brown snake on the curb of the Punjabi motel
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>>145969417
whoah steady there with the scene transitions George Lucas
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>>145966701
Play Mercy, Roadhog and 76 exclusively to atone for your sins
>>
>play like shit
>frustrated a lot
>I know I'll take a break
>don't play for two days
>come back
>play even worse
>get even more frustrated

fugg :DDD
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>Genji is with you
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>>145969641
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>>145968398
Yep, I've also been getting instant queues into the wrong region servers which I feel should NEVER happen so not sure whats up with.
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>>145969612
It takes like 5 headshots to kill the Roadhog, it's fucking scary but satisfying when you actually solo kill them.
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Things that make you lose faith in your team

>Someone picks Torb on Attack
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>Join game
>Attack with 30 seconds left
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post ur chartz, /owg/
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>>145969178
>>145969313
>>145969358
Thanks friends. I just struggle so much with lucio I have no idea why. Good tips.
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>>145969230
I wish more people had this much consideration, playing on pubs I had Meis literally wall locking me on a room with a enemy Reinhardt and Reaper, playing Mercy with shitters is a nightmare.
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>>145969281

There is just way too many safe flanking routes in that map. Either the attackers decimate the defenders from two directions or the fighting becomes 6 instances of 1v1, which nearly always favors the attackers because of the closer spawns at most points of the map. The only way to not reach the last checkpoint is to be completely blind to defenders flanking you.
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>>145966892
My Dad's a piece of shit and only my father in the biological sense and didn't have the basic decency to stay gone from my life when he left and turns up occasionally trying to scrounge crack money from my mother and myself

So fuck you buddy spend time with yours and appreciate what you might have
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>>145969794
Mei deleted when?
>>
Why is playing Pharah suffering.
>>
>have a pretty high skilled fps background
>my main is mercy all other heroes have relatively low playtime
>blow out 80+ hour widowmakers and pharahs in mirror matches

I wonder how they feel when they check my profile when they invested that many hours into their hero only to get beaten by a mercy player.
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>Bladededge switched to Hanzo (was Mercy)
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why is Hanamura such a bad map

why is Anubis such a bad map

why is Dorado such a bad map
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>>145969853
just study this webm carefully >>145969027
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>>145969612
the backlash on McRee is the best thing. I get to practice my assbad hanzo and our decent mcree is the one taking all the blame from the other shitters
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>>145969853
Because no matter how good you do your retarded team will fuck up and you'll get rekt.
And if you do too well you'll be the primary target for enemy Windowlicker, and you'll get rekt if you launch up.
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>>145969871
Nobody checks anybody's profile ever. You're full of yourself and pretend people care about you. They don't.
>>
>playing against double phara and nobody on your team bothers to counter them

suffering
>>
If I dont find some people to play with here I'm going to have to resort to reddit and I really dont wanna go there
>>
Give me one reason why Zenyatta has 150 hp
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>>145969230
Honestly more people need to be aware of this shit, I've seen a lot of Mercy's die and their teamates are just standing around oblivious to it.
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>>145969417

>These transitions

It just needs the Yakety Sax and it will be perfect.
>>
you can actually get booted from your own custom games for being inactive

is this a joke
i was just practicing genji's edge boosts and since according to the game i'm afk i got booted lol
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>>145969940
Give me one reason why Widow has 200 hp.
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>>145966892
Good job anon you fucking dickhead
you made a bunch of anons sad
>>145967052
>>145967195
>>145967226
>>145968749
>>145967329
>>145969827
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>>145969784
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>>145969938
Nobody is worse at Overwatch than /owg/
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>>145969776
>join game
>defeat
Gotta love this game
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>>145969936
>somebody switches to Widowmaker
>can't hit the Pharahs, die to the Pharahs
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TIL YOU CAN CHANGE THE ANGLE OF YOUR JUMP ON WINSTON AND DVA BY LOOKING UP

THIS MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE NOW
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>>145964885

New Skins when?
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>>145966250
I don't main shit, but I usually am best with tank or support.
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>>145970047
>TIL
hey reddit
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>>145969871
Why would I check someone else's profile literally ever?
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>>145969930

People do check profiles especially the toxic players. I've had people check my profile and use my stats as an insult against me.
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Is there any official Overwatch artbook? Download/scans?
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>>145970058
>Zarya
>CROSSFIT
Whoever drew this makes me angry
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>>145969784
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>>145966892
what kind of virgin neet comment is this tbqh
you mean you don't have a dad who travels? fucking disgusting
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>Junkrat on Lijiang Tower
>Instead of only spamming the point I spam their spawn
>mad as fuck enemy team keeps sending multiple people to detrench me
>fucking explosions and tires everywhere
>win the game with an intense 2-1 score after a 4 minute overtime
>"GGWP" - me
>"eat shit" "fuck you cunt" kill yourself" - enemy team
>tfw

oh that was great.
more Australian heroes when?
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>>145969784
no forced 50% meme I promise xDDDD
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>>145969853

Are you jumping around too much? Number one dumb thing I see people doing with her is using the jump ability every time it's off cooldown. It makes you such an easy target.
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>>145970097
I have 150 hours on this god forsaken game and I have never ever looked at someone else's profile. Why would I do that?
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>>145970087
hey boo
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>>145969826
On second, hold in the server room just outside where the attackers spawn later. You can be safe and have freedom to attack the cart. You can also hold upstairs and just shit on them with height advantage, the flanks to that area are very limited.

On third, the key is not getting rolled just out of the second cap. The choke right when the cart first goes under the shuttle is easy to wipe them off of once, and if you manage that, controlling the top of the shuttle gives you high ground compared to the cart, a perch with spots on every entrance angle from enemy spawn, and like four other holdable areas.

It's not even like Hollywood or R66 where the best hold strategies are only really good when your entire team is coordinated and does it with you. You can be completely half-assed and still have teams hold this shit for a few pushes consistently unless you're in gutter MMR and nobody knows the map.
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>>145970058
>Genji
>a good boy with sweater vest
That dudes a cold hard gangster dealing with underground gangs and racketeering.
>>
>GPU at 90C while playin

Ayy lmao my computer is so dead
>>
It's interesting how when I started, I thought all the maps were heavily in favour of defense but now that I've played for ages, it's pretty clear that attacking is way easier.
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>>145970058
>zarya crossfit
>korean dating a black
>symmetra is nice clothes while cooking
>window's face is fucked
>tracer without a harness
>genjis fucked up legs
>mercy in love with one of her monster creations

???
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>>145970115
The limited edition came with one but no one ever scanned it. We're out of luck.
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>>145970189
That's just a regular sweater, not a vest
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>>145970139
Nope, its mostly just 76s, Mcrees and even Meis with autolock aiming right towards my head.

Or the lackluster damage a direct hit deals a tank. Fucking Roadhog. Why can an attack cancel Bastion's heal, but not Roadhog's.
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>>145966320
>wants to marry someone know as WIDOWMAKER
You don't dick crazy and you sure is hell don't wife it
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>>145970217
yeah the game is super momentum based and very attack sided
>>
>have like 7 losses in a row
>game doesn't give a fuck and puts me into a hopeless ongoing match
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>>145970240
>window's
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>>145970058

>zarya
>crossfit

NO
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>>145970203
lmao same
it's fun to see it progressively get worse over time though, but man playing any games makes my room into a steam room

>>145970307
>have like 7 losses in a row
>game puts you into a match with what seems to be one premade of 5 and another premade of 6 and your team is getting fucked
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>>145970058
I wish people could just make art without putting their retarded ships into everything
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>>145969871
>main
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>>145970339
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>>145970367
>premade

did they pick good toons?
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Anyone else getting less and less accurate but somehow winning more games?

I'm contributing somehow, but damn, I struggle to maintain 40% accuracy on my most played champs.
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>>145969513
Yes
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>>145970104

my friend does this
i get embarrassed seeing him rage in team chat using profile stats. usually at snipers
he's the only one i've ever seen do this
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>>145970217
It's because of ultimates. Much easier to coordinate and time them on offense than defense. You get one pick as offense and you are technically just free to blitz in because it's a 5v6 now.
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>>145966712
This also works against bastion.

God damn, my bastion kill count as DVa is retardly high.
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>>145970339
yeah she's the windowmaker

>>145970408
no they went 1 windowmaker because she's "op" and the rest were offense ch
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>>145969838
Honest to god I have to believe that like half of them are just doing it to be epic trolls and ruin the game for everyone else

I played with one on Nepal who at the start of every game would constantly drop walls right behind her as we were all running to the point fucking forcing everyone else to go around

what a terrible character

>>145969871
>checking the profile of someone beating you to see how many hours they have
are people really assblasted enough to do this?
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fucking Gonzo
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>>145969774
>Someone picks Reaper
>Dies to tanks
>Dies to Tracer
>Dies to Mcree
>Dies to Mercy
>Dies at all
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>fully charged symmetra m2 has a smaller hitbox than hanzo arrows
you can't even make this shit up
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>>145970217
>get wiped at point A hanamura
>before we even respawn they're at the second point capping

nice game blizzard
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>>145970465
The fuck
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>>145969968
Another thing is the line of sight when they need heal, how many times you couldn't throw a orb or fly because of a meter of wall blocking the line and the guy on a place you couldn't reach so fast, on top of a building and so on.
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>>145970390
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY
S H I P S
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>>145970430
>accuracy
>infinite ammo
>instant reloads

You're dumb. You are really dumb. The more you shoot, the more you miss, but the more damage you deal. I'll take the guy with 20% accuracy who dealt 10k damage over the guy with 50% accuracy who dealt 5k damage any game.
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>>145970449
it's pretty pathetic to be honest, especially if somebody does this in a fucking unranked game mode. Why would you give a shit if someone is just trying to get good with a character?
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>>145970504
Hanzo and Junkrat need to be completely removed from the game and it would only improve
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>>145970018
because unless you have some way of mitigating, avoiding, or like, in-combat healing taken reliably (and ideally more than one of those), 150 health makes you a shitty liability to your team

The entire actual game is balanced around 200 being pretty fucking squishy, and Tracer for chrissake doesn't actually have to survive on 150 since she recalls it all back. Zenyatta having 150 was a half-assed nerf thrown on top of his orb fix because zenyattas and flankers were dominating games when combined, they fixed the problem and then shit on Zen on top of it for no reason whatsoever
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>>145970504
>using a fully charged M2 for anything other than sneaking behind people and 1 shoting them, or bullying reinhardt's who think they're safe
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>>145970465
reminds me of something
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>>145967592
Wow faggot ass tracer thinks he's being ironic
"Sirk! is creating Original Content Donut Steel Art, Pin-up, Comics!"
>>
RYUIJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
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>>145969774
>2 spots left
>2 hanzos picked
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>>145970584
>Junkrat
why would you remove Junkrat
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>>145970117
>>145970346
Is this a /fit/ maymay?
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>>145970058
DONT
FUCKING
RACEMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>145970597
please tell me this was some troll, no way even neofag is this sad
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>>145970661
but muh caramel baby
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>>145970117
>>145970346
what do you guys like zarya or crossfit? Theyre both bad so they fit together.
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>>145970597
That was too painful to read. I can't even get past the second sentence.
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>>145967825
the fuck does DOT mean?
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>>145970430
i have an overall 12% accuracy
I play roadhog and junkrat :^)
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>>145970494
you would have died anyway with that shitty reflect
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It's funny how bad /v/ is at this game. I was browsing and they legitimately think Bastion and Mei are OP and that Tracer is bad on defense.
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>>145970591
just like they shat on McCree back then when they nerfed his left click to make le deagle pro McCrees use the fan more, and because they didn't want him to deal a lot of damage at mid range even if it required a lot of accuracy
then they realised that making the whole character be around stun>fan was fucking retarded
and now his left click is still utter shit past close range
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Gooks sure like their degenerate Mercy.
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>>145970730

damage over time
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>>145970736
My accuracy must be fucked I like shooting at random shit.
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>>145970730
damage over time, I think

when referring to Widow, the spidey thing she drops
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>>145970730
Damage Over Time
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He also played widow
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>>145970596
I just spam it down chokes for ult charge
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>>145967160
Lone Wolf has the better color scheme imo
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>>145969774

>Hanamura defense
>Team runs up to doors of enemy spawn
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>>145969784
I play a lot of heroes I'm not good at because it's quick match, most of my actual hero-specific winrates are pretty sick nasty
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>>145970767
Remember: In America, this is considered rape and will have you sent to Federal Prison.
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>>145970741
What do you expect? /v/ is the only place on the internet worse at video games than /vg/

That chart where they tried to put the heroes into tiers was the funniest shit ever
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>>145970794
yeah hence bullying reinhardts
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>>145970367
>10 losses in a row
>get stuck against a 2 Reindhardt 2 Bastion 1 Mercy comp
>be the only one with any brains to actually kill the Bastions as Reaper while the rest of the team derps around like retards

I'm pretty much done playing until community servers are a thing and I can actually leave games without being penalized.
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>>145970767

>Literally luring a child into sex with fucking candy

Jesus christ it's like something out of Silence of the Lambs
>>
Okay, I think I understand it now. What I hate about this game.

Whenever there's one or two really good players on the enemy team wiping my team's shit, I always have to put the responsibility on myself to handle them. Why? Because no else will. I have to decide between playing my favorite heroes and losing, or playing some random hero I'm not that good at to have maybe a shred of victory.

But to do that, I need to set aside my 4 gold medals and any momentum I've given my team. To counter 5 enemies or to counter 1. And worst part about it is I'm either the only tank or the only support. If the job requires a class I'm not, well byebye team, nice knowing ya.
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>>145970597
>le im not like other guys *fedora tip*

I want to punch every one of these motherfuckers in the mouth.
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>>145970761
lel McCree is still good you fucking shitlord
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>>145970931

A lot of these ships are gross. It's bad when your ship is less appropriate than Winston/tracer.
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>>145970571

Whoa there, pardner.

I fire off more shots than a college sorority. I'm just getting frustrated because people are getting smarter.

Dueling another Pharah mid air is particularly rough. Tracer is difficult in general for me too because people are wise to my shenanigans now.
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>>145964885

Harlequin Mercy skin when?
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>>145970956
>caring about medals

You're shit. Learn to play or go back to CoD.
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Which character has the best Ult voice-line?
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>>145970494
Holy shit is that blood?

I didn't even know that existed in this game.
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>>145970931
>19 years old
>child

??????
>>
>try mcree
>hollywood attack
>0 eli
I should kill myself
oh and I'm level 45 and still this bad
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>>145970217
>>145970301
I feel like some maps favor attack more and other favor defense more but I'm an absolute shitter so what do I know
Road 64 definitely seemed easier to attack and harder to defend from the start
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>>145971029

Something oddly sexy about "JUSTICE rAAAAAins from above!"
>>
HOLLYWOOD IS A FUCKING SHIT MAP

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

HOW COULD YOU EVER POSSIBLY LOSE HOLLYWOOD ATTACK
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>used to have pretty good stats on Tracer but lose games
>finally realize how Tracer is supposed to be played
>constantly contest points and payloads
>stats are as good as ever but now also top objective time every single time and win a lot more

Who the fuck said Tracer is not good on defense? She makes the enemy team lose so much time contesting.
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>>145969774
>Within the first 30 seconds my entire team is just camping outside the enemy's spawn while the tracer/genji that slipped past them take the first point uncontested.
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>>145970571
What about the guy with 100% accuracy with 650k damage?
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>>145970767
reported for promoting rape

>>145970912
Community servers would be so great. I'm really not a fan of this new system of roll-over queues and shit

I don't even care about MMR or ranked or whatever, it's just so fucking annoying to get one good game a day and the rest are absolute fucking shit because matchmaking and queues are shit
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>>145971029
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!
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>>145971082
adjust your sensitivity and practice, friend
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>>145971029
AGOIN FOR THE TORGNOSTIK
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>>145970597
>Women are too weak to handle the world so I'll treat them like glass figures lol im so nice xD
I remember these exact same kids in high school who would say shit like this then get super butthurt whenever they got rejected and say women deserve to be raped
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>>145970549
This complete DEGENERACY I love it
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>>145971029
High Noon sounds strangely A E S T H E T I C to me.
>>
I've played 30 games and I've still never played a single round on Route 66, Nepal, or Hanamura

what the fuck
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>>145971087
You mean "JUST- auuggghghhh.."
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>>145971024
Its not so much the medals, but rather the proof that the team wouldn't have gotten where it is now without me. That's proof of the momentum I gave the team. Now I need to do away with that so I can stop the Reaper from getting his 5th quad kill on my team, while at the same time hoping the rest of my idiot squad can figure out how to break a Rein shield or how to kill a Bastion.
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>>145971029
Fire in the hole!
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IF YOU'RE ROADHOG AND YOU'RE BEING HEALED BY A MERCY, DO NOT FUCKING DRINK YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW IDIOTS!!!

LET THE MERCY GET A CHARGE
ONLY DRINK THE DEW IF A CRITICAL SITUATION
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>>145971029
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>>145971029
I like the part of Mcree's ult line where he dies.
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>>145971097
No one ever, Tracer is extremely strong on defense

I've actually played Offensive Symmetra just to make defensive lucio+tracer fuck off with their "ring around the payload" shit
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>>145971131
hearing that gives me a sigh of relief knowing that tire will take out AT LEAST 2 people
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>>145971085
I honestly think every map except mayyybe Volskaya is attack sided.

And rather than saying Volsakaya is attack sided I'd just say it's Zarya-sided kek.
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>>145971070

Okay she's BARELY legal, but Mercy is fucking 37. And the candy thing is just weird. Like "Come little one. Come and get your sweetie." Doesn't help that DVa is actually doing the "ahhh" thing like an infant.
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>guys we could use another tank to break this chokpoint one of the hanzo's should switch
>"i have all gold medals"

seriously gonna start screencapping every time i get this response and make a collage
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>>145970978
RE
MAKE
FUCKING
NEVER
YOU CAN MAKE 24 FINAL FANTASY 13 SEQUELS BUT YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ANOTHER FUCKING RAMZA
>>
>>145971029
▬▬ι══════ﺤ Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!
>>
>>145971029
Mei's is inherently tilting in either language, which means it's great to round out the general Mei meme which is pissing off shitters until they're in tears
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>>145971029
>Pass into the Iris
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>>145971097
Tracer requires a lot of brainpower to contribute compared to other similar heroes. You have to think about where both teams are, how many zips you have left, always changing your game plan from "annoy" to "kill" and back, and any sort of spam from the enemy because if you get hit once you're dead, all so she can do what McCree can do by walking forward and hitting right click a couple of times.
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HAYDEN STABLISH
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>>145971216
no fuck off, i need to be in full health NOW.
Not 20 minutes from now
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>>145968071
Yesterday I used my pistol to take out a reaper and a mccree who were gunning for me because my pug teams don't watch my back. They were just as surprised as I was when they got eliminated.
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>>145971320
Can someone explain to me what the fuck this "Iris" is in OW universe?
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>>145971265
Someone should do a collage of all the only Hanzo player names. Surely there's some correlation.
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>>145971360
DONT
DRINK
THE
DEW
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>>145971265
"I have all golds"
DEFEAT
Great job being the best loser moron
>>
>>145971029
とっておき!
>>
>It's a Bastion sitting on top of the payload with a Reinhardt and a Mercy episode
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>>145970571
kills are more important than damage you ult feeder

>>145967506
>people are paying money for garbage art like that
why
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xth for marsy
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>>145971352
>HEAD ESTABLISHED
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>>145968349
why this guy is always laffin
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>>145971306
But Final Fantasy Tactics DID get a remake. And don't forget Advanced and Advanced 2! More then Final Fantasy 8 and 9 ever got.
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>>145971029
I'm Going for the Toblerone
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>>145971029
MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE
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>>145971446
objectives are more important than kills numbnuts
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>>145970659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7-5gbtfOY

Crossfit "pull ups". Understand now?
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>>145971449
*suck*
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>>145971426
It's a free POTG episode
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>>145971360
Bruv save tthat shit for when you're getting shoved down fast. Chug + mercy heal is insane amounts of healing the only way to kill you out of it is bastion unloading on your face or getting direct hit by a widowmaker and a junkrat.
>>
>>145971249
Why is it bothering you so much, they're not real. Get a fucking grip.
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>>145971249
neck yourself my man
>>
>>145971309
>kūrae
>>
>>145971423
>asked to heal while having all golds as the tank
>now we aren't killing anything OR contesting point but at least all these morons are alive another five seconds!
>>
Are the new skins coming before or after ranked?
>>
>>145971306
>>145971476
Chrono Trigger is still the best Final Fantasy game
and FFTA is underrated
and Nier is the best Square Enix RPG
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>join match
>attacking
>1 minute left
>3 widows
>1 hanzo
>1 torb
I'm done
I'm fucking done

They can't keep getting away with this
>>
Whats the best hero interaction?
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Best Mercy skin
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i'm gonna j-j-jam it in!
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Also the last guy went Reinhardt.
>>
there are 2 prevailing methods of putting the dwarf's turret down in overwatch

1 - near the fight, usually on a ledge, somewhere it can see important places and help defend you
2 - somewhere fucking stupid like in a health room or in some random ass corner so it gets a surprise kill

what's /owg/'s opinion and why?
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>>145971685
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>>145971502
>>145971493
First few times I played the dwarf I forgot what his ult was called and thought he was saying "old king cole"

I was mildly confused
>>
>>145969417
Junkrat going full on "WITNESS ME" mode to get a multi-kill is always a treat
>>
>>145970058
>crossfit
today you made me sad vege
>>
>>145971635
Genji and Hanzo

The interaction where nobody fucking picks either of them instantly is the best.
>>
>>145971635
D.va comparing Winston to Donkey Kong

I'm surprisingly fond of Reaper telling S76 that death didn't take, it's delivered very well.
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Jesse McCree! The other day I was playing some modded bethesda sandbox where you can fuck a lizard girl until her stomach inflates and I thought to myself; wouldn't this game be better if every single NPC was Jesse McCree? Wouldn't Overwatch be better if everyone was McCree? Do you think McCree could fuck me until my stomach inflated? I'm not a lizard girl but I don't think McCree would be into that. He seems pretty old fashioned. Still, his fat American cock is clearly big enough to make it bounce against my skin. Only a man packing serious heat would be able to wear a BAMF belt without ridicule, after all. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree's belt!

1. It says BAMF on it!
2. This is clearly an acronym for Big Ass Male Fleshflute!
3. Boys who wear BAMF belts are cute!
4. I love them!
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>>145971635
Genji + anyone
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>>145971678
Illios
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>>145971249
Is this any better for you?
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>>145971685
Where ever it is inconvenient to peep shot but also effective at damaging enemies
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>>145971685
>2 - somewhere fucking stupid like in a health room or in some random ass corner so it gets a surprise kill
does that ever work? I mean turrets aren't really that strong anyone seeing them isolated would clear it easy.
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>>145971265
Well if someone is beating the rest of the team in every other category, then you should probably stop sucking and switch chars.

Seriously, if I have four gold medals as Reindhart, it's because there's a fucking problem with the rest of the team, because I know I'm not that good with him.
>>
>>145971716
Thumbnail looked like Tracer bending over with both hands on top of her bottocks.
>>
AAAAAAAAA

RNG JESUS GRANT ME RA SKIN YET AAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>145971029
Animation cancelling Whole Hog is great
*sniffs petrol for 300 health*
[VIOLENT COUGHING]
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Been a while since I've played an FPS. What dpi and in-game sensitivity are you guys playing at?

I've been playing with 6000 dpi with 10 in-game because I'm too use to it for general browsing.
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>>145971685
I usually try to find a place where they either have to put their back to my turret or their back to my team
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>>145971745
>Big Ass Male Fleshflute!
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>>145971635

Junkrat and Roadhog on Kings Row

>"Remember that time when we stole the crown jewels? All hail King Jamison Fawkes the First! And, uhm, Duke Roadhog? What is your name anyways?"
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>>145971745
Its high noon somewhere..
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>>145971685
I have a lot of success just putting it really far away on maps like Gibraltar

lol infinite turret range + that way nobody can just walk up and shotgun it to death, somebody has to consciously try and destroy it long-range. Even better if they don't already have a Pharah/Widow or someone because that means somebody has to switch and deal with it
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how do you deal with a lot of good flankers
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>>145971635
Rein and Torb BMing each other
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>>145971849
30 in game
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>>145971893
Turrets have infinite range? Getting the game this week
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>>145971751

Genji is kawaii(cute)
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>>145971745
Welcome back!
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>>145971906
play the anti-flanker
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Which hero is most likely to shitpost on 4chan?
Who am i kidding, its junkrat
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>>145971635
Roadhog + Junkrat
"Stay out of trouble for once!"
"I'll be on my best behavior!"
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>>145971906
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>>145972002
>junkrat
>not dorito.va
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>>145971389
robot heaven
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>>145971910
What's said?
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>>145972002
He shitposts on Reddit because he's too normie

Only Symmetra is autistic enough for us
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>>145971849
DPI doesn't matter a ton. A good mouse sensor does. Also turn off enhanced pointer precision in windows
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>>145971745
flutes?
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>>145972002
>implying Junkrat bothers to browse 4chan
D.Va and Symmetra are the only answers.
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how the fuck do some people play with such high sensitivities?
i'm playing 800 dpi 5 ingame and it's already too high
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>>145971685
in a corner somewhere overlooking the objective

people have a tendency to rush the objective without looking first
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>>145971968
the turret is incredibly weak compared to tf2, legit the damage isn't enough to kill anyone solo unless they're hurt or on the phone
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>>145971968
If there's a limit to their range I haven't yet found it

Put it far enough away to be innocuous and difficult to hit but also that it still has a good view of the fight and ruin the game for everyone else with very little effort

Incredibly satisfying stuff
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>>145971764

>37 year old woman kissing a 19 year old girl through deceit

Just draw them fucking at that point it's what you want there's no like... Relationship between them that would ever be equal or sincere, i don't understand it
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>>145972002
D.va

But I could also see reaper shitposting on mobile.
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>>145972001
who's an anti flanker

>>145972015
how does he deal with tracers and genjis
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>>145972015
>the way he nervously looks to the left when he realises something's up

It never gets old
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>>145972063
>ASS reminds you of: ASS

well done amazing detuctivity you got there.
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>>145972015
Were you just steamrolled by a gaggle of Tracers?
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>>145972037
I sometimes wonder if all that armor slows your brain down.

Ja. And I sometimes wonder if your height is why you're always in such a bad mood.
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Winston is the worst, and good at nothing.

Prove me wrong
>>
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>>145972104
That's why you put it somewhere where it gets easy picks because of firefights. And also why you combine it with the Torbjorn rape gun
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>>145971635
Torbjorn: You sure all that armor isn't slowing down your brain?

Reinhardt: You sure your height isn't why you're so angry all the time?
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>>145972015
Jesus christ 10/10 i literally didnt see that coming in a milliion years
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>>145972002
Junkrat in all boards that aren't /v/ and /vg/ where D.va spends all her off-time telling people to git gud

Soldier calls McCree autistic on /k/ every time he pops up extolling open carrying revolvers, in a good natured way

Reaper cries about being bullied my /mu/ on /r9k/

Reinhardt has been posting in /tg/ since it was called Warhammer Wednesday on /b/
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>>145972283

He's not D.Va.
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>>145972283
*raises paw* Nope, you're right! Good job for being so smart! *smiles at u* ^.^
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111 games played
57 won
1620 eliminations
457 deaths
14 hours played, most played character at 5 hours, soldier


JUST.... Rate my shit up
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>hanamura attack
>reinhardt bastion widowmaker defending
>dont even have enough time to break the sheild before i get shot down by widowmaker/bastion

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?????
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>>145971968
It's just super long so that it's effectively infinite.

Turrets only do lots of damage if you let them though, most people can tank lv 2 turrets and blast them 1v1. It starts being a problem if the Torbjorn is paying attention and guarding it and/or if he activates Molten Core and you just flail at the 500 HP turret until you die 2 seconds later.
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>>145972283
t. widowmaker or genji player
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>>145972243
OH FUCKKK
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>>145972283
He completely memes Symmetra while still being a pretty decent harass tank versus Mercy, WM, Hanzo

There's a reason that 2-Winston was the meta for a while.
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>>145972002

It's already happened
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>>145971389

robot anus
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>>145972015
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>>145966923
pffahahahahaha
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>>145972339
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>145972283
>Jump behind enemy lines
>Attack Mercy, Widow and Hanzo all at the same time

He should only be used as a counterpick.
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>win 5 in a row
>lose 5 in a row
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>king's row attack
>play tracer
>kill enemy widow twice, making her switch to another character
>destroy two teleporters
>clear out symmetra nests from behind
>kill mercy twice
>dance around on the objective to be an annoyance/get as much overtime as possible
>lose


Anything else I should be doing as Tracer? Apart from getting in some great ults.
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>>145972360
And that my friends is the only reason why I have a positive KDA
>>
MMR in quick play was a mistake.
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>>145972243
When will they learn
>>
What character would represent gachimuchi well
>>
>>145972548
xD

i love that meme i saw it on redit
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>>145972158
Trap around corners.

Tracer can't blink or rewind of she's trapped so just kill her as she stands there.

Genji will hit deflect the moment he gets trapped so just wait it out and M1+detonate as soon as deflect falls.
>>
I'M SICK OF PLAYING ON MAPS I DON'T WANNA PLAY ON

I'M SICK OF IT

I'M SICK OF IIIIIIITTTT
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>play dva
>victory
>gold in damage dealt

how
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>>145972085
They're used to it? I find 800 dpi slow as hell
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>>145972393
I will never not love these images.
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>>145971989
I could never stay away!
>>145972071
I don't know why someone drew this!
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>>145972071
delet this
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>>145972283
He's extremely effective at cockblock contesting Koth and shitting over a backline of squishes

So, situational
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>>145972592
>tfw you get caught in a temple of anus in progress
AVOID MAP OPTION WHEN
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>
Junkrat's trap is too strong
>80 damage
>"triggered'
>immobilized for 3 seconds
>10s cd

I mean yeah he's supposed to counter flankers but i've seen Junkrats literally tossing traps in a middle of a firefight and blasting tanks to pieces.
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>>145972646
your use of exclamation marks is cute!
CUTE!
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>>145972581
>gachi is a reddit meme
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>>145972464
Swapping off if there's something your team needs more

Every hero has this as something they should be doing but most people don't realize it. Let's just assume you were amazing that game as Tracer - that's cool, but she can't really do much to capture points on her own because she lacks staying power. After you had forced off the WM, maybe you should've switched to Winston to wreck Symmetra and give your team more staying power on the point to capture it with that shield bubble.
>>
>Defense Hollywood payload
>Attacking team makes it to the point in OT due to a huge ult combo
>MY ENTIRE TEAM QUITS
>By the team people join up its over
>"GG EZ"
>Someone on the enemy team sends a friend request
>Tells me to quit fucking playing for being terrible and then unfriends me

My BP is probably over 300 right now. Fuck all these fucking cunts. They need to make the leaver penalty SIGNIFICANTLY worse. Like EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMETHING GOES WRONG 2-3 OF THESE FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING LEAVE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

FUCK THIS GARGBAGE ASS FUCKING GAME. BLIZZARD HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THIS SYSTEM IS A CATASTROPHE BETWEEN ESSENTIALLY NO LEAVER PENALTY AND LE 50/50

FUCK BLIZZARD
FUCK OVERWATCH
FUCK IT ALL
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>>145972592

i, too, dislike things i dislike
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>>145972703
wow, you really stepped in it mate?
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>>145972347
No one gives a fuck what your stats are

Go find validation somewhere else
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>>145971389
The iris is seen as a religious symbol of passing into the afterlife and/or experiencing spiritual enlightenment in many real Eastern religions, which is what Zenyatta's religion is based on.
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>>145972624
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>>145972071
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>>145972703
Pay more attention next time, you can clearly see the dents of the trap.
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>>145972015
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>>145972646
Are you gonna give us more facts to make up for your absence?

Please do!
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>>145971764
>age_difference
It's just like ffm porn
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>>145972767
WOAHH THERE.
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>>145972598
It turns out not dying ever lets you do a little damage consistently all game.

>DPS of a dead hero: 0
>DPS of a hero running back from spawn: 0
>DPS of a retreating hero for fear of death: 0
>times D.Va dies during a game: 0
>plinkplinkplinkplinkplink

I have gold damage as D.Va all the time, 20-30% contribution to every single kill in every single fight adds up.
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>>145972703

Tip: When you see Junkrat deploy his trap, be careful not to get caught in it later.
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YO WHERE THE SEXY OMNIC GIRLS AT
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>>145972646
McCree anon is cute!
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>>145972071

>DILF
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>>145972960
GIVE ME COURTNEY GEARS.

COME ON BLIZZARD.
>>
Zarya is the best tank against turret campers, right?
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>>145972949
Or just blast it right away. I mean, fuck, maybe you aren't going to forget where it is, but I can assure you your teammates aren't as wise.

Just burst it down at the first somewhat save opportunity.
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>>145972767
>accepting friend requests from strangers

There's your problem.
>>
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>>145966320
I want to anal sex Widowmaker's boobs
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>>145971764
>age-gap yuri

Another one for the folder
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>>145972745
You can't swap to a brain.
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DVA SHOULD NOT LOSE SPEED FROM FIRING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>145973024
UHHHHN
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>>145973057
She can get MAXIMUM CHARGE for sure, but then you gotta do something with that.

Reinhardt blocks the turrets and lets teammates destroy them though. Not so hot vs Bastion however.
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>it's an 'your entire team tries to flank' episode
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>>145971716
>slowly rolls off
Sides have blasted off

>>145971798
That's exactly what I thought too
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>>145973057
Rein against torbs, but zarya is fine if all your team mates are mentally deficient
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>>145964885
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>>145973202
>be symmetra
>enemy team doesnt flank at all
>zero turret hits all game
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>>145973152
I'M OKAY WITH THAT
i'M NOT OKAY WITH HER LOSING EVERY 1V1 ENGAGEMENT BECAUSE SHE DEALS NO DAMAGE
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>>145973225
>Zarya 1v1's Zenyatta
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>>145973225
That's not hard to do
>>
>Mercy is actually a milf
Just when I thought my dick couldn't get any harder
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>>145972071
Furries leave. Furries leave and stay leave forever.

>>145972283
He's good at taking out pic related.
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>>145973174
>Human face

It's shit
>>
Started playing Zenyatta today and while I'm not that good he's pretty fun to play. I have more than 2000 coins, which skin should I get?
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>>145973346
THEN PROVE IT
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>>145973303
lol just turn around and fly away you dumb nigger

you're a tank, not a flying assassin
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>>145973361
Where is her kid?
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>>145973152
Imagine someone chasing you without them having to reload.
>>
>>145973414

earth or air
>>
Hanamura: Slightly Attack sided.
Temple of Anubis: Slightly Attack sided.
Volskaya Industries: Defense sided.
Dorado: Attack sided.
Route 66: Attack sided.
Watchpoint: Gibraltar: Attack sided.
Hollywood: Extremely Attack sided.
King's Row: Attack sided.
Numbani: Balanced.
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>>145964885

They need to fucking turn up the enemies widowmakers ult announcement. Never fucking heard it.
>>
List who counters who, also who is good on what maps/modes etc. I'll make a chart or something. Just in the simplest way, a beginner's guide to hero picking.
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>bought the ps4 version at launch
>later bought the pc version because i didnt like using the controller very much
>but now i fucking hate not being able to sit on my couch and play anymore
So, anybody use/have any experience with Xim4?
If it works well i think it will solve my problem.
>>
>>145973072
So I should just drink the shitty team direrrah all day and watch my teamates leave cause its a good thing?

Yeah nah.
>>
GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING SUPPORT AND THERE'S SOME ANNOYING GANK HERO LIKE PHARAH OR GENJI CHASING YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEAM WON'T GET THEM OFF YOU
>>
>>145973414
wait for summer skins
a
i
t
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>>145973378
>>145973174
>>145973024
>>145972960
If you want to play gundams just buy Gundam Breaker 3.
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>>145973480
>Hanamura: Slightly Attack sided.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
NO.
>>
>>145972110
It's 40 meters dumb dumb.
>>
>>145972745

Our team already had two tanks, but yeah I tend to switch off if things aren't working out or if it's a part of the map where I wouldn't feel like I'm useful.
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>>145973481
you must be fucking deaf anon

dont worry some of us always call it out for our team since people seem to be hard of hearing
>>
>>145973483

Oh and if possible which heroes on different points, obviously defending the point in numbani is different from defending the payload, point a in hanamura differs from point b etc
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>>145973480
>Hanamura: Slightly Attack sided.
what??

that last point is a nightmare to attack
>>
>>145973427
You're not a tank either, you're a brawler. Basically a meaty version of Tracer. D.va's job is SUPPOSED to be to jump behind the enemy team and squeeze them in while your other tank handles them from the front.

But that requires another tank, and most babbies want to play offense heroes.

D.va's just full of problems.
>>
>>145973480
Most of these are wrong.
>>
Why the fuck do I have to get useless pieces of shit all the time. I kill enemy shit. I find the fucking teleporter. I kill turrets, I clear the Junkrat, I clear the fucking Reaper prowling flanks.
And they can't just stand on the fucking point.
No, they'd rather just shoot through the chokepoint, never following when enemy team goes in to wreck me and the D.Va that followed me around.
Fuck this goddamn bullshit game.
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>>145973480
>Hanamura
>Temple of Anubis
>Attack sided
>>
>>145973526
>First point has multiple points of entry and takes forever for defense to walk back
>second point is a sniper and flankers paradise with tons of openings and flank routes
I rushed down hanamura in 1:27 an hour ago
>>
>>145973501
Switch to Roadhog and spend the rest of the game fucking up the gankers and nothing else. Make sure if your team actually tries to complain to remind them they're tunnel-vision fuckheads and you ain't going back to that shit.
>>
>load into lobby
>both matches are complete one-sided stomps

how is blizzard's matchmaking so bad

how is this even possible
>>
>>145973152
>>145973303
>Can barely chase if her boosters are on CD because of her mech's slow speed both firing and not firing
>Does piss-ass damage even at close range because the cone of fire is so wide you can literally have them pinned against a wall and still miss a significant number of the pellets
>Ultimate is far and away the most easily avoidable in the game

Dva needs a buff so bad holy shit and Dva players are the worst on this general. Nobody else constantly brags about how underrated their waifu is and high their winrate is in shitter-tier MMR where people don't immediately run for cover when they hear and see the indicators regardless of where they're coming from
>>
The more I play this the more I hate it. Why do I keep playing it.
>>
>>145973694
lol you have no idea how to play
>>
>>145973685
It averages hidden mmr team-wide.
Hence stomps happen all the fucking time.
>>
>>145973694
I hear ya. I still play D.va a lot. She's fun, but she's not good.
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Is there a similar pic as the one with edgy Reaper names for Hanzo?
>>
Why the fuck am I getting long as fuck queue times ? Only to end up in a game which I can obviously see why someone left.
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POST YOUR LEGENDARIES AND LEVEL

Rate each other's fortunes.

Level 113
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Besides Mercy (who I already play) which heroes have relatively low skill caps but have a high impact on matches? I'm an oldfag with shit reflexes so I can never play Widowmaker at an appreciable level, just looking to be useful and actually contribute to wins when I play with friends.
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>>145966250
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>5 Junkrats nearly made me quit the game
I mean, it was only somewhat effective. We only lost by a few seconds and we probably could have pulled away easily if everyone swtiched to say pharah or something

But jesus fucking christ was it annoying
>>
>>145973480
every single map is defense slanted because the mechanics inherently favor offense
and it doesnt mean shit because losing the first push usually snowballs into a steamroll if you dont force them to burn ult while doing it no matter how shitty the map is
>>
First few days were fine but now I'm getting 400ms every game. I didn't change region or any settings. Anyone else experience something similar?
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how can anyone play le school shooter man and not feel like a faggot?
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>>145973812
There should be.
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>>145973836
nobody cares dude
>>
>>145973873
lmao
>>
>>145973952
because when you go full edge the faggotry becomes ironic
>>
>>145973881
Try defending against six D.vas who just bum rushed point A then Allahu ackbar'd on point B. That match pissed me off so much
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>>145973952
>not getting the irony
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>>145973952
You do it ironically and it becomes pretty fun
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>tfw you get young hanzo skin
>you don't play as hanzo because there is always a hanzo in the match
>>
>>145973836
Level 71
>>
>>145971685
The best position is where the enemy can't shoot the turret without getting shot at by your team while the turret shoots at anyone getting on the objective.
>>
Damn, forsen's not bad with widowmaker..
>>
>>145974018
But remember, hero stacking is okay and you should just counter.
>>
>>145973873
PERFECTO
>>
>>145973483

Winston counters symmetra and Widowmaker
Reaper counters Winston
Mei counters Genji
Roadhog counters mei
Genji counters mercy
Lucio is good on king of the hill
Mei is good on Nepal
>>
>>145973952
so what.. you can't ironically enjoy edgy shit?
reapers entire character is satire m8, edge pushed into humour
>>
>>145973952
He's too edgy even for the edgelords to find appealing
He's legitimately fun to play
>>
OPTION TO TOGGLE VIEWMODELS WHEN????
>>
>>145974018
>implying that isn't a valid strategy

I don't know how six D.Va's all apparently had ult after a single bum rush onto point A but that was probably your issue
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>>145973694
You have two fucking lifebars, a skill that deletes enemy fire, a close range assault shotgun with no need to reload, and a nuke that's essentially a middle finger to the entire enemy team.

Stop sucking.
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>>145974002
This desu. I like to listen to DMC music while playing reaper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQWMFJtflg8
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>>145973620
>>145973526
What? The first point is extremely easy so I won't even mention it, and the second point has four different entrances that have to be covered, one path that brings you directly to the enemy spawn and so much high ground for Widowmaker to abuse it's crazy.

It's extremely easy to take.
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>one duplicate away from getting a Mercy victory pose
>get Overbux in a loot box
>now three duplicates away from getting Amber skin
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>>145973427
If I'm ding ding ding ding for two seconds straight on a 200 hp hero I expect them to fucking die, not to survive with 50 hp and break my goddamn MEKA.
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>>145974151
save up for amber, it's the best mercy skin desu
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>>145973952
Even the other characters make fun of him. Everyone knows he's just a joke, as can be seen by >>145974041. The only way it would be funnier is if the edgeman was played by actual edgekin.
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>>145972996
>>145972720
You're cute!
>>145972862
I will try my hardest to bring you fresh facts as often as I can!
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Does anyone have that collection of mugshots of characters we haven't seen in-game?

>>145973952

Because he's also a sarcastic dick.
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PHARRAH IS SO ANNOYING SHE CAN KEEP UP IN THE AIR FOR WAY TOO LONG.
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>feel a need to pick support because I want us to have healing and good team balance

>don't want to pick support because you can't carry the game as support
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>>145974213
second best*
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>>145974136
Not all of them but two or three of them had ult. We managed to hold off two pushes on point B then they suicide bombed us. It was solo queue by the way.
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>>145966547
It's pretty bad feel bad for Emily wasn't even her fault
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>>145974274
just pick widow

like honestly i fucking hate pharah to fuck so i just pick widow now to make sure no pharah ever has fun in my watch. fucking braindead cancer ass whore even a monkey with rabies could play.
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>>145974286
>free guaranteed gold medal
Let your team eat a loss
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>>145971745
You, sir, are the gayest nigga I've ever seen and you are a very dedicated friendposter.

Welcome back.

>>145974286
Sure you can. Just MOVE TO THE BEAT.

>>145974274
Just get a Widowmaker or a Hanzo to get her out of the air fast.
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>>145974063
Young skins are shit though.
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>>145974274
I hate Pharah for her concussive shot. Fuck any type of CC in multiplayer game.
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>>145974274
P I C K 7 6
HOLY SHIT YOU PHARAH WHINERS ARE THE WORST
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Beside the Widowmaker and the McRee avatar fags is there anyone else i should be aware of?
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>>145966250
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>>145974102
>Roadhog counters Mei
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>gold medal in eliminations
>1 elimination
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>Jack off at enemy spawn so I can onebang the next person to come walking out and cause them a brief bout of emotional distress.
>Continue jacking off.
>Keep going.
>Blueballing
>Still waiting to go whole hog on some unsuspecting Reaper.

>Team can't manage to kill a single person for the ~2.5 real minutes I was sitting there.
>Never get to take candy from a baby or whalecum people to the apocalypse.

On the plus side, I made some guy on the team upset.
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>>145974542
Genji mains
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>>145973480
>>145973526
>>145973620
>>145973634
>>145973638
>>145973913
In competitive play offense wins 80% of the time. Most tournaments are teams racing to beat each others winning offense time.

This is because coordinating on attack means you only have to wipe the enemy team once, while the defense team has to do it multiple times on every point.

I know defense is stronger in casual pubs with no coordination, but in the real game 6v6 it isnt.
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>>145974286
Pick zenyatta, I usually have silver/gold for damage with that monster
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>>145974267
yeah i got a copy of it
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>>145969230
Someone should make a "Keep an eye on your healer" PSA
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>>145974542
Me.
I'm the best.
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genji is going to get nerfed right

hes basically everything blizz hates where he's pure garbage if you dont know how to cancel but bordering on op if you know how to cancel
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>>145974139
>You have two fucking lifebars
one of which is worth 150 and leaves you with the worst gun in the game (and no I don't care how many sick headshots you pulled off with it name one weapon that's worse)

>a skill that deletes enemy fire
but you can't fire during it either. It's good for blocking shit for your team but at that point/range D.Va isn't effective anyway

>>145974139
>a close range assault shotgun with no need to reload
maybe you need to read a little more carefully
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does piss-ass damage even at close range because the cone of fire is so wide you can literally have them pinned against a wall and still miss a significant number of the pellets

not to mention base damage on each one of the pellets is still comparatively weak
I'd take Torbjorn's fucking gun over her """shotguns""" any day

>>145974139
>and a nuke that's essentially a middle finger to the entire enemy team
wow you wasted four seconds of their time + killed anyone in a Junkrat trap or anyone dumb enough to still be standing there four seconds later. I bet they feel mad now!

The best use is if you're somewhere where they have no cover to hide from it but I literally can't think of a single spot on any map where you can't make it to cover in four seconds or less. MAYBE right after the checkpoint on King's Row if they're someone like Zen or Roadhog with no mobility.

And sure you can use it to clear them off a point while your team comes in and cleans up but
>coordination
>quick play
>overwatch
>the year of our Lord and Saviour two thousand and sixteen
lol

>Stop sucking
Stop playing with idiots

I'm saying this all from experience btw, D.Va was my favorite hero to play up to a certain point then I started realizing that as I kept leveling up people were getting smarter and running out of range and hiding from her ult and constantly getting headshots on her critbox the size of Kansas

>>145974140
>Reaper will never yell THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I for his ult line
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>>145974559
>gold medal in objective time
>0:00 seconds
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>>145974604

hah you got me
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>>145974558
Yup
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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING FUCKING ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLED


I'VE LOST LIKE 6 GAMES IN A ROW AND NONE OF THEM WERE EVEN CLOSE

WHY DOES THE ENEMY MAKE GOOD TEAM COMPOSITIONS AND OUR TEAM HAS 2 WIDOWS AND A HANZO
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>>145971740
Dva is such an awkward autist. Which is why i'm so attracted to her.
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>>145974562
people like you make me beg blizzard for kick vote
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>>145974286
pick soldier he has a heal so that makes him a support :^)
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>>145974640
>0 Celcius
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>>145974640
>14 fps

Why would i be scared of you
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>>145969230
I take it no one ever did draw that request. Tragic.
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>>145974425
My dedication to McCree transcends all shape and time, I will friendpost until he's off the roster
>>145974542
We're all shitposters here!
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>>145973860
Soldier 76 is the easiest and most impactful hero desu
If my team is in a pickle, I always switch to him to get the extra strong firepower behind us, and the healing ability helps you stay out on the front for as long as possible
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Tried to "fix" industrial/goth zarya.

Still looks horrible.
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>>145974684
??!?
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>Dorado.
>Only one in my team going for payload.
>McCree and Mercy just running around aimlessly.
>Reaper doing nothing.
>D.Va keeps getting killed while achieving nothing.
>Don't even make it to first checkpoint.
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>pick support on defense because I was the last one to choose
>now they expect me to pick support again on attack
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>>145974729
Because I still did okay
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>>145974493
dont pick soldier
pick mcree
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>>145974828
That's not a fix. A fix attempts to make things better. You did the opposite.
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Dont know if you are interested in this kind of stuff but I seen some early footage of one of the next cinematics. It had no sound so I have no quotes or anything. I seen it on a mobile too so I have no copy of it.

It stars Zarya and Zenyatta and it located in Volskaya industries. It starts off Zarya solo and she is fighting a lot of omnics.

Zarya is getting her ass kicked and Zenyatta throws an orb on her. They chat for a while and go back to fighting.

A huge mech attack them and its big fist blocks them from helping each other. Its now in Zenyattas perspective.

Just before he gets his ass kicked He gets a Zarya bubble. This powers up her gun and she finishes off the rest of the omnics with her ult.

After this they end up in a room (looks like a computer room? think its near point B geographically) They go to look at it then notice a timer. Zenyatta pops his ult and they survive the blast.

It ends up with them looking at the moon with their back to the camera. I assume they are talking because it stays there a while.

and thats all I can really recall. Seemed action packed sorry if my formatting sucked.
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>>145974828
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>>145974828
looks worse
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>>145966250
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>>145974786
Doing good work
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>>145974890
you uh... you dont actually know much about the lore do you
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>>145974828
>shit on someones dinner plate
>I WAS TRYING TO FIX IT
haha oh man
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>>145974890
Sounds like some shitty machinima.
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Why is reaper so easy, I always get gold in kills

There is no reason to play another class
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>>145974850
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>>145974939
It's high noon

Please, I've never gotten a PotG as symmetra
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>>145974828
IT LOOKS WORSE
MUCH WORSE
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Important poll.
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>losing all day
>matched up with total morons who don't pick tank on attack (I was the healer fuck off)
>naturally we lose
>next game I get put into an ongoing game that we lose in under a minute
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>>145974715
Just a game :^) !!
Games are for fun!!

If they were too hopeless to get ONE KILL in over TWO MINUTES while down one player, something tells me my presence wouldn't have made a difference.
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>4:1 K/D with Pharah

somebody stop me
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>>145974828
>>145974891
>>145974989
Fuck i lost my sides laughing at this
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>>145974314
>not aspiring to be a golden goddess above all else

You must have the brain problems onii-senpai-chan.
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>>145975048
Do them all! That sounds really cool!
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>>145974987
If Omnic means only robots like Zenyatta then I am wrong. It is some units that look more like bastion who I assumed is an omnic.
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>>145974828
what the fuck anon
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>>145966250
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>tfw sole existence of Overwatch is just another knife in Valve's back by Blizzard
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>>145974843

He said he had it and didn't post it. That was the joke.
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>>145975048
I already voted for Zenyatta's head once but I want to put another vote in for that one, Rein's helmet is cool too but Zen's head is a lot more distinctive than plain ol medieval armor

Either way awesome stuff Anon
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>>145975149
Cheers. I do plan to make them all eventually, this is just to gauge what people want first.
As Bro-dHog says "hook line and sinker"
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>>145974314
Not a huge fan of gold but the black thighs make it the best skin
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Link that video about a guy shittalking all the classes except bastion

There was a Reinhardt song
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>>145971716
THE LEGEEENDD
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>Starting to ult as phahra as pharah
>Mccree on the enemy team
>Mei walls him up and he jump flash bangs me and they both hit me for the kill
what the fuck kind of synergy is this
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>make bland post about forced 50% and pharah being an amputee

>somehow get post of the general

shaking my head
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>>145969178
This doesn't work on PC
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>>145974601

Don't forget that the attacking team also has swapper's advantage. They can actively pick a lineup while defenders have to react to their picks.
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>>145975326
I love it, fuck Valve and their bullshit.
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>>145966250
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>>145975425
>post blueberry
>get ebig (You)s on my post card

One post, one (You)
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>>145968620
Add me: OhHiAndy is my gamertag
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>>145974601
"competitive" in a casual game
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>>145975421
>tfw my team's crazy fucking Junkrat specialises in airbagging to flying Pharah and sticking pills up her ass
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>>145974672
>and leaves you with the worst gun in the game
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>>145975548
is blueberry a muslimah?
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>>145975337
Really didnt think Reinhardt and Zenyatta would be neck and neck. Thought Widows visor would be most popular or something.
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What hero is mostly likely to be a cuck?
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>>145975517
Actually disgusting, holy shit
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>>145975564
There is no such thing as a casual game anymore, anon.
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>>145974828
So you made it worse?
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WHICH MAINS GET THE MOST BUTTHURT WHEN THEY GET TOLD OR LOSE?
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>>145975548
>make a game-related post with an incredibly disturbing unrelated webm at the side

>not get banned

>legendary (You)mmends

can't make this shit up
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>>145974672
>name one weapon that's worse

D.Va's fusion cannons

Seriously if they gave the mech two of those pistols I'd play D.Va a lot more
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>>145975619
Well, she is French and she does like to commit acts of terrorism. You be the judge.

>>145975573
>junkrat versus pharah air duels
I'd try this out more if I wasn't the Pharah in the equation.
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>>145975709
76 and McREEEEEEEEEEE.

Mei
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>>145975775
nigger hanzo and dva

aka two most useless shitters
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These 20 game losing streaks truly keep me wanting to play this. Matchmaking in this game is the worst I have ever seen, even totally random or none at all would be able to make better matches than the current horse shit they have.
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>>145975517
>>145975716
What is this supposed to show? How weak DVa's guns are? She fires about a billion times faster than Reaper though. What a stupid weebum.
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>>145975615
Name one worse that isn't her mech cannons. I'll wait
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>somebody says "nigger" in chat
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>>145975843
mercy's pistol
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So when is this Overwatch fad gonna be over?
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>>145975835

if it was literally a billion times faster she might be viable
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>>145969214
Gee anon... Get over yourself holy hell
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>>145975709
Genji. Look at his fucking face.
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>>145975014

How's your damage done, sempai?
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>>145975892
Mercy's Pistol isn't even that bad.
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>>145975835
And she's slowed down to a crawl with a Roadhog sized critbox.
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>>145975948
it's certainly worse than dva's
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>>145975907
>>145975960

>He can't carry games as DVa
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>>145974672
>one of which is worth 150
Well, the other is the best in the game.
>but you can't fire during it either
But you can dash to close gaps and it's duration-based so it cancels full ultimates instead of breaking like a barrier.
>does piss-ass damage
Ram your mech into them, melee, shred them down. It isn't great against tanks but I mean, it's Winston-tier, that's all it has to be.
>I'd take Torbjorn's fuckin gun
I mean Torbjorn has one of the best weapons in the game. No falloff, hanzo boxes, a shotgun that does Reaper damage? It's fucking good.

>complaining about uncoordinated teammates still
get out of the shitter MMRs or something jesus christ, anybody can capitalize on a zoning ult unless they're actually mentally deficient

D.va isn't tournament playable, but you're not good enough to play in a tournament in the first fucking place. So just get good.
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>>145975517
They should have done D.Va's guns at a distance too.
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>>145975517
>a dps hero does more damage than a tank
HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO WEIRD
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>>145975326
couldn't care less, the game is fun
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>>145975781
>opening up my loot thread
>Blue (You)
>Epic shitpost
>Legendary avatarfag
>Legendary shotafag

Best loot thread I've had in a while.

>>145975897
That depends on when you're going to stop being a faggot. We're going to last for a long time, if that post is any indication.
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>>145976010
Worse than D.va's pistol for sure but not her Mech-Guns.
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>>145975854
>call someone a stupid nigger
>reports me
>zero repercussions
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>>145976085
lol? dvas mech gun does loads of damage up close if you shoot the head
people sleep on her all the time cause they think she isn't a threat but she can kill people very fast
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>completely new, level 5
>get matched with >70 players
Help
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>>145976047
>D.va
>tank
>D.va
>a tank
Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh harder.
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>>145969774
>torby on attack is goonin. gets potg gets the only score card on his team. defeat
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>>145974562
Honestly I don't even know what the fuck you're saying
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>>145976065
what does the arm tattoo say?
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>>145975709
Soldier 76
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>>145976163
That means you're gud.
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>>145976030
Not in the MMR tier I am :^)
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>>145976163
they're just shitters anon
or you got Blizzard matchmaking memed and there's supposed to be another newbie on the other team to mirror you
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>>145976245
more of a tank than hog 3bh
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>>145975854
>reading the chat
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what do these icons on the HUD mean
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>>145976163
play 76
even if you suck, someone will appreciate your biotic field
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>>145975843
Changing the rules of the game huh?

Torbhorn's hammer
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Can these niggers stop picking the jailbait gremlin cunt? Youre literally wasting a useful slot
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>>145976065
how much have you played blueberry?
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You guys realise DVa's shotguns do 168dps up close right? And that's without headshots. If you weren't so bad at aiming, you can take out any squishy after you boost into them.
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>>145976245
Well, she can't heal, she can't defend and she doesn't deal damage. What, other than a tank, would she be then?
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>>145976327
CIA is accessing your HDD to plant CP images so they can come arrest you later.
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>>145975892
Is Mercy's pistol not literally the same gun as D.Va's?

>>145976031
>Well, the other is the best in the game
Certainly doesn't mean much when compared to the other tanks all she has in the way of health/protection is a defense matrix that gimps her for its whole duration

>But you can dash to close gaps and it's duration-based so it cancels full ultimates instead of breaking like a barrier
That part of it is really useful. Then you close the gap and start firing and, again, you have to pick which one you want and they just keep firing at you.

>Ram your mech into them, melee, shred them down. It isn't great against tanks but I mean, it's Winston-tier, that's all it has to be
Still missing the point god damn, two shotguns at ramming range shouldn't be doing fucking Winston damage. Holy fuck

Also Winston has 10x the mobility D.Va does plus can hit multiple people at once

>anybody can capitalize on a zoning ult unless they're actually mentally deficient
>unless they're actually mentally deficient
yeah, exactly.
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>>145970339
>>145970407
I can't breath
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>>145976245
>LITERALLY not knowing what a tank is supposed to do in THE YEAR of two thousand and sixteen
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>>145976327
the game is out of energy and needs you to make it a sandwich
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>>145976281
Sucky Sucky Yum Yum 5 Euro
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>>145976245
You mean exactly what she's classified as in the game?
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>>145973483
76 - Reinhardt
Bastion - Pharah/Junkrat
Genji - Winston
McCree - Zarya
Reaper - Any ranged offense class
Pharah - 76
Tracer - McCree
Hanzo - Reinhardt
Junkrat - Pharah
Mei - Reinhardt
Torbjorn - Pharah/Junkrat
Widow - Winston
D.Va - Reaper
Reinhardt - Bastion
Roadhog - Reinhardt
Winston - Reaper
Zarya - Bastion
Lucio - Roadhog
Mercy - Genji/Tracer
Symmetra - Winston
Zenyatta - Widow

This is what I go by and it works pretty well for me.
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>>145976281
"The pleasure of being cummed inside."
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>>145976396
>up close

Well, "directly inside the enemy" certainly would qualify as up close.
Any farther away, and Lucio's passive heal outheals her shots.
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>>145976465
nigga bet you think hog's a tank too
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>>145975548
I love blueberry
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>>145976287
It means I'm gonna get rekt because I'm not even familiar with any of the maps yet.
>>145976338
He's my goto whenever my team is losing.
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Alright guys, I have amassed 4000 in-game blizz-credits.

Which 4 legendary skins do I buy (or which 16 epics or 50 rares, you get the picture)
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>>145976403
D.va's pistol bullet speed and rate of fire are different than Mercy's.
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>>145966264
>It's a "Character I have difficulty confronting needs a nerf because I am unable to play the game and I am a weak willed shit who cannot stand adversity" episode
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>>145976465
and demorat is defense right
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>>145976392
Not all that often, I'll admit. I'm still trying to git gud with her.

I'd be willing to play more games with her if I was okay with losing due to the two other snipers on the team not switching and my own skills being dog ass.
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>>145976158
>does loads of damage up close if you shoot the head
Yeah if the target doesn't literally walk away from you.

>>145976292
>tanky
>has a self heal
>can single out and remove key targets
Sounds like a tank to me.
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>>145976403
Holy shit what are you talking about D.va is more mobile than Winston and it's not even a tiny bit ambiguous
and why are you shocked that a disruption-based tank's weapon is similar to a disruption-based tank's weapon
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>>145976403
apparently it does less lel
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how the fuck do i build up any reasonable power as zarya
>pop a shield on someone
>everyone immediately starts shooting someone else
i play in teams of absolute retards, the meme says they should shoot me even if i have a shield but no

i had most luck by casting shields on people around symmetra so i assume it actually is conscious and everyone learned not to shoot her
>>145971389
I want that to be the official skin


>>145976163
>>145976338
that or lucio
>do literally nothing but run around and avoid bullets
>still contribute a little to the team with the aura as long as they're nearby
>nice ult
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>>145976619
I would say buy maybe 1-2 of your absolutely favorite ones and then save for the new skins.
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>>145970661
Oh no don't mix his peas with his mash potatoes. Little Jimmy throws a bitch fit if they do
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>>145976574
Gee maybe if you had an ability on a low cooldown that lets you easily get up close.
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>>145969774

>Someone badmouthing the Torb when they're doing equally or worse.
>People not helping the Torb set up his turret.

Protip: If someone is attacking Torb's turret, they can't attack you. That means you can attack them uncontested!
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>>145976397
A shit hero.
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>>145976709
>Slow yourself while shooting
>Enemy walks back while shooting
>Your damage dissipates while they crit you
WOAH
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>>145976727
Unless they're Pharah, in which case everything around the turret including toblerone and you, are going to die from splash

fucking op slut
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>>145970058
>casual skins
fuck off back to lol
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>>145976503
I never had any problems with reins as hog
and it's really hard to kill lucios as hog because they end up beside you or behind you half the time and the other half you can't oneshot them because they don't have a hitbox
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So is windowlicker remotely viable yet?
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>>145976709
Gee, maybe if you had legs and literally could run away any time D.Va tries to come close to you.
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>>145975843
On top of my head
>Lucio
>Winston
>Mei
>Tracer (falloff guts her damage)
>Mei
>Genji
Jesus Christ D.Va's plasma gun is like 93dps with no falloff, are you fucking retarded? That's even too god for her.
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guys I want to go to sleep but it's too much fun shitposting with you

please post something that will make me lost interest in this horrid place
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>>145972828

badger?
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>>145976683
Pop shield when you're already taking damage, pop projected shield when you see somebody engaging
You don't want to use it before they take damage, you want to use it to save their last 25 HP so that they die but you get tasty 50 charge
you'll get to know the matchups and who shoots in what patterns as you play Zarya more, it's p. much experience
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>>145976850
If someone on the enemy team mains Pharah, yes. Also if you're on PC cause you can miss the head while huge margins and still get a headshot.
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>>145976683
you're supposed to put it on people already taking damage so it cant be ignored

>someone gets hooked
>pop a shield on them
>instant 50 charge
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>>145976850
>remotely viable
Have-...Have you been paying attention to the game at all or?
>>
>39 Objective kills
>4:05 Objective time
>10,000 damage (with Winston)
>Constant Ults out the ass
>Solo contest half the game

>NO COMMENDATION

You ungrateful fucking shits

>plays.tv frozen and didn't catch any of it

FUCK
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>>145976793

Try her. The splash damage isn't nearly as good as you'd think it would be.
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>>145976709
>Get close
>Shoot
>Slowed to a near stop
>Enemy casually walks away from your MASSIVE DPS BURST

Twitch monsters playing overwatch vicariously through streamers please leave.
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new thread:
>>145975176
>>145975176
>>145975176
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>>145976327
>LIGHTNING BOLT
Your connection to the server is shaky.
>Three of a Kind.
Packet loss.
Apparently they're set unreasonably strict so they don't actually mean anything most of the time.

>>145976793
Junkrat too.

But when it's some Genji throwing shurikens and you're slowly losing the attrition battle, it'd be fucking nice if someone could stand in front. That means you, Reinhardt, you geriatric old fart. That turret is Torb's baby, fucking care for it.
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>>145976850

Is this a serious question?
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>>145976832
Reinhardt can't kill Roadhog sure but that's not the point. Reinhardt denying your hooks means his teammates can shoot your fatass for free ult.

Yes I know of the hook bug but even so roadhog is still the best choice because he can't knock you away and you can drag him down from walls.
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>>145977184
I feel like I can get free m2s every time I see a rein and a full damage m2 does insane damage
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>>145976921
The game is still fun and varied without any problems.
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>>145976709
>ram into an enemy they go flying
>they backpedal and kite you around lol slow-down
>ram close to an enemy
>they backpedal and kite you around because lol slow-down

If anyone says that D.va isn't the worst character in the game they're wrong.

>mfw people say Zenyatta, Hanzo, Mei, Reaper and Zarya are worse than D.va
>>
Jesus fucking christ I cant play this game solo anymore

this is too cancerous, fuck this community and all of it
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>>145977230
Damaging his shield doesn't give you anything though.
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>>145977496
it breaks his shield senpai
people should shoot that shit more
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>>145977526
Maybe if his teammates are idiots and don't use this opportunity to shoot back, which is 90% of the time so I can see why you think that.
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>>145976941
>>145976958
i'm trying to pop it when they're taking damage and it still doesn't work a lot of time

>you want to use it to save their last 25 HP so that they die but you get tasty 50 charge
that i didn't try, i just pop it on whoever is getting shoot at without any pattern, thanks

>you'll get to know the matchups and who shoots in what patterns as you play Zarya more, it's p. much experience
okay thanks
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>>145977526
>play as bastion
>always break 'hardt's shield for team
>everyone commendates him for most damage blocked
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Tell me /owg/, what is your favorite Roadhog skin? I feel like his default is just too good, maybe Pigpen.
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>>145977727
hog has the luxury of not having to stand in los to shoot
you can press m2 and run behind cover and only come out again when you can shoot again
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>>145977784
I love Pigpen. Desert recolor and default are his other good skins.
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>>145970484
>tfw watching my friend walk up to grab a hook on someone and our mei walls him off and he dies to their entire team

it has to be on purpose people cannot be this dumb
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>>145975369
The palette if that skin is great, the gold on black accentuates the waist slimming effect of the torso plate and the hip widening effect of the armored skirt.
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Anyone got the compilation image containi g all the reaper edgelords
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>>145978903

Play niiiice, play Pharah
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>>145973952

that dude is way cooler than you
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>>145974647
Did you get reflected as bastion? :(
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>>145970659
>>145971513
>>145970117
>>145970058

Crossfit emphasis speed over form, which often leads to sub-optimal training effectiveness. It also causes short and long term injury due to using incorrect form repeatedly.

Zarya is a powerlifter, who among athletes pay the most attention to form because poor form can lead to not being able to complete a lift or serious injury.

Crosshitters often attempt difficult high level exercises without proper training in form and then boast about their success when they only achieved a shitter half-assed standard (pull-up example).

Speed and power can always be added later. If you don't have correct form, go back and learn how to do properly. Long term training depends on good form, every time.
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>>145976327

it means blizzard are a bunch of cheap fucks who won't pay for proper hosting
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>>145977754

>play as bastion
>get shot
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>>145971029
*snort*
*evil laughter*
*wheeze*
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
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>dva and mei are asian
>brown hair

????
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>>145982154
A lot of asians have naturally brown hair dude, not to mention hair bleaching exists and is very popular
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