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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

old >>145941771
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FUCK OFF WEEBS
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Keep the faggotry to a minimum please.
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>>145949673
I don't think you know where we are.
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Does soldier have to wear his mask?
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>>145949673
No, I gotta get some somehow
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>>145949716
Orlando?
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nth for gay autistic tripfags
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>people pick Sunyatta over Ra

FOR SHAME
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>>145949725
>that face
how do you fuck up this badly
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>>145949764
>they don't choose ifrit
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Is it possible to refund Overwatch?
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>tfw i can't play roadhog anymore because i'm a walking ult charger and the entire enemy team knows this
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>>145949764
>>145949793

>Not using Djinnyatta
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>>145949670
I'm trying my hardest to change into the tankbro my team needs. I wish to erase my past mistakes of playing Genji.

post stats
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how do I stop getting mad at videogame?
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winky face
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>>145949673
/vg/ is even gayer than /lgbt/
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HAMMER DOWN
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>>145949673
i'll be as gay as I want and there's nothing you can do about it
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HAMMER DOWN!
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Where can I find my global ranking please ? The website I mean
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>>145949823
memey face
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>>145949824
only in the threads where all the pathetic weeaboogays who have given up both on life and on getting a girl hang out like all the mmo threads
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xth for nerf winston holy shit

he's tanky, huge aoe dps, ridiculously OP ult that either dumps the other team off the map or splits them up so your retarded team of 5 flankers can 1v1 as much as they want

why is a hero like this allowed to exist
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Nothing better than splurging in-game moneybucks on stuff you want.
One day I'll buy up some edgelord legendary skin for Reaper. No rush though. Still need to get better with him.
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>>145949897
>huge aoe dps
nigga why your team standing next to eachother
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>>145949897

>I wanna play Shitowmaker but Winston's being a meanie! :'(
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>>145949897
I'm for nerfing him if you buff him to do 10x damage to mercy
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>>145949897
play reaper or hog, they both shit on him
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REPOSITIONING
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boob jealous dva canon when?
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>>145949814

>>145949872
look up master overwatch and type in your name and your battle.net number like
>abcdefg#123456
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DROPU ZA BEATO
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How long of working out would you think to go from average to full on 76 mode.
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>>145949764
>not Djinnyatta

Also discord orbing a Tracer shitter and kicking her face till she dies is incredible.
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>>145949968
I think you mean

REAP positioning
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So after the inevitable D.Va buffs:

What hero gets buffed next, and what gets buffed?

What hero gets nerfed next, and what gets nerfed?
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>>145949918
>aus/pol/lia posting
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>>145950009
a bunch of creatine and a few vietnam flashbacks
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>>145950029
Especially if that Tracer is just set on trying to kill you.
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>>145950009
Don't forget to diet accordingly, anon.
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pretty surprised japs managed to put together a 117 team pc game tournament. they'll probably go back to kancolle in no time though.
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>>145949930
11/10 raps for the rest of the overwatch crew when
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>>145949897
oh look a widowmaker main
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>reaper on my team has ult ready
>activate the soundwave and speed boost him in there for easy team kill
>lucio on my team has ult up
>he waits until half the team is dead to pop it
>never hit shift once the whole game
I don't mind playing Lucio so much
But sometimes I just want to get the kills
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>>145949876
So what you're saying is, MMO threads are easy pickings?
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>get told you're a mega shitter and you're not good enough to play with them
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>>145950040
>What hero gets buffed next, and what gets buffed?

Nobody

>What hero gets nerfed next, and what gets nerfed?

Zarya and Mercy and Lucio
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>>145949725
Looks kinda like the dwarf girl in Dragon Age Origins that you can send to study at the Circle.
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>>145950040
Non-stop Widowmaker nerfs.
Screencap this.
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>>145949721
In lore? Kind of, it's the point since he was a public figure and he's supposed to be dead. Some of his former teammates know it's him but the majority of the population can only really speculate.
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>>145949976
Hey not bad ! Thanks anon
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>tfw out of weed
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>>145950138

>Nerfing Zarya

For what purpose
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>tfw all my friends have burnt themselves out on the game and get mad at it really easily
>just want them to relax
>just want to have fun
>just want to heal
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>>145949897
Holy fuck just play ruper

Ruper just explodes him instantly.

Sorry he prevents you from sniping.
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So close.
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>>145950009
two to three years depending on whether or not you have the discipline to train four times a week and really do it not just go through the motions and eat correctly too
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>>145950221
There is no fun left. Only pain.
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>>145950040
Torb's turret reaction time and precision on console. The aimbot is insane
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>>145949976
Why do you have my battle.net ID???
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>>145950218
>he doesn't know
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>>145950278
Ye Zarya is actually really strong.
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>>145950218
the only counter zarya has is another zarya
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>>145950172
I meant like for medical reasons
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>group for a while
>good shit for a good chunk of time
>take break
>re-group up
>lose lose lose non-stop
>leave group
>start up random pub matchmaking
>notbad/10

How was your day, /owg/?
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>all this shitposting in the chat

Is this only in the american servers because it certainly isn't in the european one. There you only get the salty snipers.
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there are no cute grills playing mercy. only me, the shitposting neet.
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>>145950221
I can play with you if you need new friends

Wink wink
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>>145949798
bump
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All he did was kill a Torbjorn turret three times. He left 10 seconds before we lost to preserve his precious 55% winrate with Genji to avoid having his stats reflect how trash he really is.
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>>145949946
Could also be a Genji, or Zenyatta
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>>145949814
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>>145950358
90% genji.

Fuck off please
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>>145950212
Me too anon, I'm sorry. It's a total blast to play zenyatta stoned
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>>145950337
But my gf plays mercy
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>>145949814
I too am trying to forget the errors of my first week.
Everything got better after I ditched her.
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>>145950330
euros are too busy trying to remember what the buttons do
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>>145950341
why are you winking

also im kinda unsure about adding people from 4chan to play games with, but my friend's interests in the game seem to be dying already ;_;
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>>145950337
But anon, I think ur cute
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>entire team is following your directions to victory and you feel like a competent squad commander
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>>145950429
>why are you winking
Well obviously it's because uh
Y'know I
Uhhhhhhhh
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>plow through a payload map on attack
>enemy stalls for 8 minutes at the final point and wins

Do I need to get good or is the game just designed to facilitate this sort of shit? It feels like either one team is absolutely untouchable until they get to the part of the stage that's right next to the enemy's spawn surrounded by fortifications.
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>>145950407
do you people not read or something?
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>>145950504
Your team was already competent and you just told them what they were going to do anyways.
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>>145950407
The worst part is that he's utter trash, too. The most solo kills he's gotten in one game is 14.
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>>145950316
Probably not, no. He and Reaper are super soldiers and he's probably in a way better condition than anyone his age would normally be in. It might have its drawbacks though. Maybe that was why Reaper became some sort of deadpool abomination when Mercy worked on him. It could happen to 76 if Mercy ever needs to perform some serious medical stuff oj him.
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>Pick Mercy
>Immediately say in chat, "FYI - If you pick Torb/Mei, I will not heal you"
What are you doing to fight the low elo trash picking menace?
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i like dva but im more concerned with getting really good with Mercy but its daunting since you need to have pretty great senses for stuff

>being aware of your own teams ults, as well as the enemy team's ult charges, to be sure you can clutch res at the right time
>knowing where all your team mates are at any given time to fly to and avoid attackers
>getting a balance so you can occasionaly frag with the dinky pistol i love the pistol
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>>145950407
Are you a full-blown retard or just illiterate?
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Does anyone have that pic of gremlin Genji saying "mada mada" over and over again
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>>145950440
Get some standards buddy
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>>145950572
Rude
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>>145950315
You just need some good burst damage when her own shield isn't on, just charge her as Reinhardt or work together as a team

>>145950352
If you send a customer support ticket to blizzard with a valid reason (my pc can't handle it for example) they will decide if you deserve it or not, they'll also factor in your time played so you cant refund after 50 hours played
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>>145950546
Well that's a fine how do you do
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>>145950634
>I won't heal the dwarf who can replenish his armour or the chink who can self heal hhhehehe!

Mercy players, everyone.
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>>145950337
Girls don't play video games, why would there be? The only girls I know who play video games are lesbians who main Reinhardt and Pharah and such

That's why you can only hit on guys in these threads, they're the only effeminate ones
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>>145950634
Good job announcing the fact that you're incredibly autistic.
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>>145950634
>pick mei
>just heal myself
>wall off mercy so she fucking dies
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>>145950634
I'll just go get a health pack while my turret gets play of the game. What are you gunna do about it slut?
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>>145950634
Mei can heal herself.
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>>145949814

>>145950754
Do you even know what Autism is? Jesus Christ
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>>145950315
How many threads does this have to be explained? A Bastion can eat through her shield and her before she can do much to you, a Reaper flanking in right after she uses a shield also shreds her. Pharra is another counter since she has to be damn good with the grenade, or rely on her team to take her out of the sky. She's a tank, do you often 1v1 a tank and live unless you're one of the above?
>Inb4 Bastion is shit tier so it doesn't count

On the flip side I'm curious to hear what people say would be a balanced nerf. Also it'd be nice to know what heros you're using that have trouble with her.
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>>145950803
>getting mad about being called autistic.

Yup, you have autism.
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>>145950803
playing that much pharah seems pretty autistic
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>>145950831
>hah. This guy questioned me. It only confirms I was right
How stupid are you?

>>145950856
autistic people would only p
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>>145949560
Hammer Down!
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>>145950682
What're you trying to say about yourself?
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>>145950825
Just don't shoot her, her damage at 0% is worthless and you'd be better off with a reinhardt or something.
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>>145950803
>100% win rate
whoa there
what the fuck
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>>145950872

Why so defensive, friend?
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>when you're still having fun but everyone around you tries to "be le maximum trollface ecks dee"
>when all you want to do is play a casual game but everyone's acting like it's ranked play and they're about to rank up
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>>145950856
autistic people would only play 1 fucking hero you retard. people like you are the ones who post your bnet tag in the sheet & have negative win rates then blame your fucking team win you lose. Sucks to suck. Stay mad shitter.
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>>145950803
It's what you have.
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>>145950872
>doesn't actually make a point or any argument.

Go get checked my friend. That autism is leaking through my computer screen.
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Why isn't there a bunch more merchandise for Overwatch? Like plushies and shit.

I thought this game was normie central.
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>>145950957

The audacity to call someone else mad at the end of that post is maybe the funniest thing I've seen on owg
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>>145950908
I know that, I've clocked 16 hours playing Zarya, she's a pub stomper. If she has a decent team she can be a monster, or if the enemy team is a bunch of click happy idiots she's a monster. Yet she can be countered by a little bit of team work or the above characters, yet everyone is still arguing that she has no counters.
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>>145950803
Literally #1 Genji player in the fucking world posts on vg.
Why am I not surprised. We probably also have the #1 Torbjorn player here.

Also those stats are legit as fuck give you're probably playing vs pros & shit in quick meme. Pls add & carry me
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>>145950061
>>145950246
Yeah I really should sit down at some time and work out a 1 month diet plan.
I am always lazy with it and keep eating the same stuff for days until I can't take it anymore and then it's junk food again.
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>LUCIO BATTLE INSIDE THE WELL
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>>145951021
Skins likely have a higher profit margin than plushies, so they're spending their money on workers to make skins
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>>145951053
Can't become best dad by being lazy.
You're all soldier now.
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>mfw I got someone so asshurt over words on a video game that they had to block me
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>>145951053
This will sound odd but go to /fit/ and read the sticky. It'll give you some ideas of where to start, it's how I lost about 100 lbs in a year.
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>visit my older brother who isn't that great at vidya
>decide to play some OW on his account
>matches are disturbingly easy
>getting kills that I shouldn't be getting
>start checking the people I'm playing against
>bastions on attack
>enemy teams with 2 widow, 2 hanzo and no tanks
>people dont know how to push
>teammates switching to characters we already have/don't need at all
>bastions everywhere
>symetras placing her turrets on the floor in the middle of the point

I didn't believe MMR until today.
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>people that play for 'fun' and not tryharding

dont play a competitive game if youre not going to try hard
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>>145951065

Better be playing the maelstrom music from Pirates of the Caribbean as you're skating around the wall.
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>>145951065
>lucio is wallriding inside the well
>i just stand next to it and wait for him to walk into my shotgun
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>>145951053
Fuck that my man. You don't go from a junk food pounding shitstain to dad 76 just like that. Just start to cut down on the amount of fuck food you eat until you realize how disgusting that shit is and then start with the plan.
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>on defense
>two torbs
>symmetra
>widowmaker
>mercy
>any damage dealer

Is it even possible to lose with this setup?
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>>145951051
I was just in a match vs AZK. lul. He's not so good when playing Solo.

Truth be told a lot of these ""Pros"" are going to go nowhere & are going to disappear in 6 months time once we get ranked & a lot of these pub stars I see often start getting on teams. I mean yeah, sure, he's good, but a lot of these players aren't what people make them out to be.
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>>145951152
>overwatch
>competitive
xd
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>>145950009
pls do it pls
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>>145951152

>Overwatch
>competitive

I bet you think Hearthstone takes skill, too.
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Give me meme magic boys [/spoiler]and girls[/spoiler]. Call it.
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>>145951189
If the torbs are garbage, yes.
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>>145951158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>>145951178
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>>145951189
rein with a soldier and junkrat/hanzo/widow behind him

pharah being healed

winston
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>Play Genji
>Get 3 elims and 15 deaths
>Teammates complain and ask me to play something else
>Instalock Genji next match
Protip, I don't give a fuck about the people I play with, I just want to have fun.
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>>145951234
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT AND SHIT!
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>>145951191
Yeah. I can see that. I definitely feel like a lot of these teams are just riding on the fact they've been playing together for like 3 months now & have a lot of teamwork & not so much raw mechanical skill.

I watch them play matches in Gosu & shit & their aim is mediocre at best. I think a lot of the CS pros are going to stomp their shit once they get a team & have time to build up the teamwork they have
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>>145951234
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>>145951234
1 blue 1 pink

2 sprays one of which is a dupe
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>>145951234
3 white 1 blue
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>>145951234
meme magic
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>>145951234
C T R L + S

C T R L + S
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>>145951234
Stickers.
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>>145951234

>not wishing Reaper good sleeps

3 whites, 1 blue, all dupes, fuck you.
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>>145951234
three white one blue
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>>145951265
I sincerely hope you get cancer and die a slow and painful death.
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>>145951265
Reminder that this is the average person who posts on owg.

You're probably >>145950831
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>>145951252
>allowing lucio to have fun
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>Their Mei
>Annoying fuck who blocks everything on your team, manages to flank the healer and snipers all the time, never dies and lands 5 man ults

>Your Mei
>Annoying fuck who blocks everything on your team
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>>145951361
guaranteedreplies.jpg
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>>145951361
>76 worst
>D.Va best

Nothing to see here.
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>ShitterOnTeamWithTwoSnipersandaBastion switched to Hanzo (was Reinhardt)
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>>145951315
You win
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>>145951265
Grouped up with a couple friends who are way lower rank, get Temple of Anubis defense. Told them I was mostly gonna fuck around, bought the mada mada line for Genji. Right away killed a Widow with her own bullet, then spent the rest of the match just spazing around. Actually got seven eliminations and one death, mada mada spam any chance I got, was way funner than I thought.
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>>145951361
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>>145951349
Why are you so incredibly autistic?
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>>145951361
CANT STOP WONT STOP
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>have Well Played sticker on one hero
>That same sticker isnt unlocked on another hero

why.jpg

stickers should be neutral
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>>145951401
the best part is you can read it in either order and it makes just as much sense
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>want physical copy
>kept calling local game store, always out of stock
>had to visit the mall earlier, checked the store while at it
>2 in stock, both were reserved yesterday but no one picked them up
>finally got myself a copy
How long before I uninstall this shit?
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>>145951115
That's true.
My discipline really went to shit since I left the army.

>>145951140
Already did that.
Really a lack of discipline right now for me.
Also congratz on your weight loss.
If I get my shit together and start getting into my old shape again for a start I should actually gain some lbs.
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2-16 tonight
send help
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Add me to play on Xbox.
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>>145951546
>sticker
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>>145951538
>tumbleweed rimshot

never gets old
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>>145951393
>Hammer down entire enemy team during overtime on Lijiang Tower
>stupid fucking mei on my team puts an ice wall between us and the enemy team
>lose round because of it
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>>145951579
Did you just want that art? Because you're basically buying a digital copy since it's tied to your Battlenet account.
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>>145951605
Just leave games youre going to lose
You might have to sacrifice a few games to not get the penalty, just itll reduce your losses by a lot
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>>145951582
Good luck man, I've let this game throw off my schedule cause I enjoy playing it way too much. This Monday planning to start back up, remember we're all gonna make it brah.
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>>145951653
I just want the box, I keep a shelf with vidya over the years.
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>>145951650
>enemy Reinhardt begins charge
>enemy Mei puts wall between them and us

I love dumb enemy Meis.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac6hvOtpDn0
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>had a Hanzo on our team (Attack)
>a Genji who couldn't take out the Bastion because he was jacking off somewhere away form the payload
>Reaper was flanking (ult'd when nobody was around)
>our Bastion just played Recon mode all match
And there I was, just near the payload.
Taking out Junkrats, Zaryas, Bastions, Pharahs, and Hanzo.
>we lost because I got frozen by Mei near the payload while our entire team was trying to pick off enemies from afar
Just felt like ranting.
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>>145951650
>drop down black hole
>suck up most of the enemy team
>retard mei drops a wall right in front of them
>LOOK GUYS IM HELPING
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>>145951765
fuck off shill no one cares about your dogfucking streamer waifu
>>
>2x of some hero, usually Hanzo or Genji
>Neither of them switch to something more useful to the team
>Get rolled
I want off this ride, I can't play tank and support.
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Have you thanked your winston today?
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>>145951868
If they aren't going to care, why should you?
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>>145951786
>using mekashitter skin
>>
How come more characters aren't disgusted by Bastion?
Surely Bastion is the equivalent of heading out to play footie only to discover one of your teammates is dressed in the full SS gear, complete with a bandolier of jew skulls and with a jew-skin lampshade atop his head?

It makes no sense that people are so forgiving of Omnics.
>>
>>145951786

Mei is for bullying.

You're doing God's work.
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>LIJIANG TOWER
>2 tracers on my team
>we lose
>call them fucks and leave the game before the defeat screen
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>Get matched with 4 stack
>They all pick Mercy
>Lose without touching the point
>Next round they all pick McCree
>Lose without touching the point
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>>145951954
>Losing koth with two tracers
How is that even possible
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>>145951203
How can I say no ?

>>145951702
That was exactly my plan to.
So busy playing OW that I became even more lazy.
Planning to starting monday too.
Man I bet Zarya would be amazing as trainer.
We all gonna make it brah.
>>
>it's a "shitters who play trash heroes and drag their teams down like the anchors they are go on /owg/ and spam "ITS NOT UR TEAMMATES FAULT ITS UR FAULT U LOST! UR BAD! DONALD-KRINGLE EFFECT!" episode
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>>145951786
>ulting one person

whatever makes you happy
>>
When do you get the exp? Is it right as the "VICTORY" or "DEFEAT" bit appears on the screen? Do you have to wait for the bar to total all the XP up?
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>>145951982
I hate that alot of YouTube people have put up videos of them running these meme comps. It works once in a blue moon and then everyone thinks that they can make it work as well.
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hanzo players
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>>145951932
I don't know man, even torb would cheer an omnic who can and would kill +100 omnics by itself
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>>145952017
had that happen but it was because someone was pissed we had 2 tracers or that one of them wasn't good enough or something so they kept jumping off the cliff next to spawn
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>>145952017
when the enemy team has reinhardt, winston, lucio, and 3 offensive heroes?

pretty easily
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>>145951906
>>145952021
>literally remaking a post to change the reaction image.
>booga posting about quick play games

lel, stay bad you shitter.
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>>145952027
You can leave right at Defeat/Victory and you'll get the EXP.
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>>145952023
Get fucked Mei
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So thats how much is left of Genji.
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>>145952131
Kek
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>>145952021
>>145951906
i saw what you did

you'll never escape
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>>145952119
only if you buy me dinner first
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>Pharah, Junkrat, and S76 dump everything they have at a reflecting Genji in a narrow corridor
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>>145952090
>he thinks deleting an image to replace Widowmaker with Winston isn't justified
>he's a LoLbab
>he drags his team down and refuses to admit it
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>>145952131
What the fuck Hanzo?
>>
>Play support
>Team has absolutely zero fucking situational awareness and never even turns the fuck around once no matter who the fuck is flanking us and getting on my ass
Never again.
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>>145951186
That's actually true.
A step after step plan might be better.
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>>145952019
If only we could train with Zarya and Reinhardt.
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>>145952021
>>145951906
>hiding that he's a widow player
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>>145952197
It's okay, Hanzo will never pick up a sword again it's all okay
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>>145952131
Look at those tits!!
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>when you kill Pharah jump as she activates her boost
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>final point on map
>2 bastions and a Torb
>even co-ordinating with friends this a fucking nightmare to deal with
>>
>KOTH
>Team mate picks Hanzo and refuses to change
>Does nothing
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>>145952224
>he doesn't enjoy being flanked over and over until the cum drips out of his asshole

support isn't for you
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>>145952175
I'll cook you supper
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>Hollywood defense
>enemy team has 4 CoD players
>entire friendly team getting sick of their shit
>all swap to 76
>win
Beating these shitters at their own awful game sure is satisfying.
>>
>>145952224
play aggresively with zen or lucio.
you can win 1v1s as a few supports. They will stop harassing yo.
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>>145952181
Love how this guy constantly throws LoL around while he has the game on his desktop.

Kill yourself already you widow main shitter.
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>>145950912
It's called ragequiting due to autism
>>
I paid for 100 loot boxes today... What am I doing with my life?
>>
>>145952283
Do you enjoy that sort of thing?
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>>145951617
>those weird ass extended hobo gloves
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>>145952358
Apparently you're investing in digital cosmetics. Are your parents proud at least?
Get anything good?
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>>145952237
I would give my first born for it.
Reinhardt has some sick gains.
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https://jii.moe/EJGRFLJrZ.webm
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>>145952337
>>145952243
>implying I play Widow
>implying I ever even installed LoL
I just have a lot of Blueberry saved for Blueberry posting
Back to LoL, LoLbab
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>watching a Mercy just standing there and waiting to die for two whole seconds when a 76 that's guaranteed to be less than 30 health is shooting at her in melee range

At least try and throw a melee, jesus christ.
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>>145952181
>he drags his team down and refuses to admit it

But that's what you're doing and I was calling you out for anon.
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It's really fucking cool that a sniper class does more close-range damage than Reaper, the designated close-range hero. Might as well delete Reaper from the game desu.
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>Play of the game isn't the good death blossom where three enemies died
>It's the one involving walking into an already-ulting Zenyatta and his four buttbuddies, spazzing out, hitting Q, and accomplishing nothing but humiliation

So how do you deal with shame?
>>
>>145952358
getting those sweet unlockables

i bought 50, got everthing i want and had 2k currency leftover from leveling up to 60
nothing else im interested in buying with said currency
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>>145952330
Get a Zenyatta play of the game today, saved our Roadhog and Symetra from Reinhardt ult and charge combo. Then melted two others behind him who tried to push, why is this robo monk so fun.
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>>145951786
>playing Reinhardt
>See Mei using iceblock across the map
>Line up my charge perfectly so she gets pinned as soon as she gets out
Poetry
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>>145951785
Of the group of people I play with, we have someone who thinks recon mode bastion is just the greatest thing ever. Needless to say, we tend to lose when he is playing bastion.
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>>145952446
>He uninronically loses melee range to hanzo, as reaper no less
It's over anon, you're just bad at video games
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>>145952419
>well played
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>>145952473
He's the ultimate dark horse.
No health, no speed. Only single person heals, debuffs, and damage.

Embrace tranquility, mah nigga.
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>>145952446
>character with double shotguns has to aim better than a bow and arrow sniper
>>
Any good streamer that plays a lot of Tracer?
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>>145952419
Nice
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>>145950040
every hero that d.va immediately makes redundant

that is, like, half the cast
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>>145952550
tracer is shit
>>
Can't believe they're bringing out a bikini skin for Mercy.

I thought they'd be careful not to upset the "SJW" type people.
>>
Ra or Sunyatta?
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>>145952631
Ra has superior color scheme
>>145952620
nice try waifufag
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>>145952397
I'm a grown man spending wagecuck money on digital skins...

I got about 4000 credits and some decent skins. Safari Winston, Chopper Torbjorn, Blackhartd, Security Chief Pharah, Whitehat McCree, Nomad Genji..
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>>145952620
pics plz
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>>145952665
yeah but you have a job
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>>145951538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_M6uoZe5bM
Lucio's "Push off" is great every time I hear it.
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>>145952620
bold of them to give a bikini skin to such an old woman
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>attacking volsalka
>DVA, doing super well which felt great.
>blast through the first point in like 1 minute, have NINE more to cap second point
>snowball in hard, get there, start wrecking shit, 4 gold medals and the point at 95% capped
>someone on enemy team leaves
>new guy picks torb and is very good at wrecking the rest of my team
>I keep flying around behind, taking out turrets, harassing, building ult, doing my job basically.
>team keeps running in and getting wrecked one by one for some reason
>one guy spends the entire game complaining about how we don't have a proper tank, but doesn't bother to switch himself

there were like three mccrees and he was one of them. he couldn't have been bothered to switch to rein? I was doing my job, and contributing a lot. made the loss feel way less shitty with how salty that dude was.
>>
Reminder that complaining about your team in quick play is the same as complaining in a casual CS server.
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>>145952337
I sure am a Widow main.
>>145952437
No you didn't, you literal retard. Are all LoLbabs this retarded?
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>>145952703
I feel so empowered that even grandmas can be sexy
>>
>>145952473
>>145952330
Ah shit yeah. Into the fucking Iris.
Who else 80% time on fire Zenyatta bros?
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>>145952748
>"you unleashed this"
10/10
>>
>>145951050
Zarya is pretty strong at the moment and is pretty much guaranteed to get a nerf sooner or later.
She denied mcREE when he was op, she denies roadhog, she has an okay setup for a team kill with his ult and she enables amazingly reaper/pharah ults. The only thing keeping Zarya to get picked every single comp game is the fact that reinhd is just more broken and she is still seeing play in 1 man limit tourneys
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>>145952767
>No you didn't, you literal retard.

Do you know what booga posting is?

It's literally always blaming your team and never looking at your own mistakes, which is exactly what you're doing.
>>
>>145952665
From my 50 crates +60 levels I got
Toa Roadhog
Valk Mercy
Noire Widow
Comtesse Widow
Junker D.va
Siberian Front Zarya
Gearbot Bastion
Woodbot Bastion
Sparrow Genji
Firefighter Mei
Mariachi Reaper
Chopper Torbjorn
Sunyatta Zenyatta
Irfrit Zenyatta
And 1000 currency leftover, gonna save for summer skin
>>
>>145952530
that debuff is no fucking joke. he melts through anyone who doesn't react in time for his anal beads
>>
will ranked quarantine the "muh team comp" bitching and leave quick play for people who aren't autists?
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>>145952474
>when your watching your Reinhardt do this to the enemy Mei.
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>>145952810
>W-why doesn't anyone understand my ASSFAGGOTS slang outside of ASSFAGGOTS generals
LoLbabs, everyone
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>>145952856
No, ranked will just be more cancerous
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>>145952748
>>
>>145950009
>soldier 76 mode
>not wanting to go reinhardt mode

i thought u wanted to get big CMON
>>
>>145952513
>point at ground
>kill literally any non-tank hero instantly

Wow yeah there's a whole lot you can do against that.
>>
>>145952856
no, the same morons who played quick play "for fun dude let me play the third hanzo xD" will plague ranked as well
>>
Why aren't you playing the based codman?
>>
>get the mariachi skin for reaper
>can finally play reaper without feeling embarrassed
>>
>Approach final point of Numbani
>2torbs and Junkrat firmly entrenched
>Pharah and Reinhardt both switch to Mei
for what purpose
>>
>>145952810
>muh league memes
>>
>>145950378

Huh? When I'm palying Zenya I destroy Winston's. Just keep a bit of distance, discord orb and they're down in a couple of seconds.
>>
who is the best flanker reaper tracer or genji
>>
>>145952927
I don't know about the other guy but I don't wanna do 4 scoops and 8 hour arm workouts.
>>
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Time to main these two I guess.
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>>145952975
Genji is actually OP. Tracer is great if you're good, Reaper is bad, he's only good against shitters.
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>join game on Lijiang Tower
>friend picks Roadhog, two randoms pick Roadhog
>fuck it, everyone Roadhog now
>lose miserably
>"Hey, let's all go Reinhardt"
>Half the team goes Reinhardt, then we have a Mercy, Lucio and Zenyatta (me)
>win second round without giving up the point once
>last round same team, but I switch to Pharah
>dish out damage while my team lives for days
>victory
Good times
>>
>>145952959
koth? also how do you not even have bronze in healing
>>
>>145952963
I really hope I get it soon.
I've been using Midnight for a while.
>>
>>145952810
>Why doesn't someone understand my lolg meme slang outside of lolg
>>
>>145953006
>maining
>>
>>145952665
I'm a grown man not willing to spend my wagecuck money on digital skins
>>
>>145952878
>>145952967
Dota actually.

And this general is just like it.

>waifu posting
>me ooga team booga
>muh forced 50%
>I never play bad guys :^)

These generals are gonna be hilarious when ranked is out.
>>
>>145952809
stronk as a mountain

and yet my win percentage with her is lower than as d.va

wonder what I'm doing wrong
>>
>>145952878
>>145952967
>1:30
I wonder who could be behind these posts
>>
>>145951065
>teammate lucio spends the entire game in the well because he thinks he's helping from down there
Literally the only time I've ever gotten mad at this game, I can't believe anyone could be that stupid
>>
>>145952970
Yes but alot of people I see try and play him in the middle of their team.
>>
>>145953027
It was Koth. There was Roadhog, Mercy and Lucio.
>>
>only 26% accuracy on Zenyatta
>Seagull says you might as well not play Zenyatta if you can't get 40% minimum

Sometimes I think FPS games aren't for me.
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>>145953076
timing shields badly
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>tfw no dad
I'll be playing as Soldier 76 all day today.
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>it's a "no one tried to contest the payload at all" episode

This game is great but I think I'm gonna drop it because of all the shitters.
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>>145952473
>finally another potg as Zenyatta
>it's so disappointing that i'm ashamed of myself
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>>145953094
You got me.
>>145953065
That's why I said "ASSFAGGOTS" and not LOL, you literal retard.
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>>145952924
why am i laughing so hard
>>
>>145953001
This really highlights how much better Overwatches character design is
>>
>>145953178
Just happened with the point on Hanamura.

Such fun. Especially when people run away from the point, and your healing beam.
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>>145953153
>tfw just going to sleep all day and maybe get drunk when I wake up
>>
>don't feel like playing more after having a good game
feel
>>
>>145953139
who cares what Seagull says?
play and practice

I went from 20% accuracy to 45% accuracy as McCree after a week of using him
>>
>>145952975

Mei.
>>
>>145953153
Reinhardt is the only daddy you need
>>
>>145953108
He still heals right?
>>
>>145953139
Seagull doesn't have 40% so he might as well kill himself.
>>
>>145953190

>Reinhardt charges off the point during a heated teamfight

Honestly, what goes through their fucking heads?
>>
>>145953201
>That's why I said "ASSFAGGOTS" and not LOL, you literal retard.
>LoLbabs, everyone
>can't even read his own posts

kek.
>>
>>145953268
Link to his master-overwatch profile?
>>
>>145953239
>win a match
>leave knowing full well you'll never win that as Defense/Attack now
>>
>>145953304
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/a6f3f7a58c78afd2
>>
>attacking Hanamura
>we can't take the first point from Mei, Bastion, Reinhardt fuckbuddy, Torb and a Widowmaker because fuck you
>GG EZ :)))))))

>we're defending now
>surprise surprise the first point is cancer and they can't take it from us either
>now THEY'RE complaining about it
Fuck this map
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I seriously don't get what people have against offensive-payload Torbjorn, I always have a fantastic round with 2-4 golds
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Hammer Down!
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>>145953283
Baited into thinking they can pin someone for a insta kill to tip the balance. I drop shield and start swinging once the enemy decides to try walking through it or flanking, they panic 7/10 times.
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>Play 5 Winston 1 Lucio on Nepal
>Someone on the enemy team says 'I hate playing against 6 apes'
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Why do people hate Mei so much? I've never understood this. I incredibly rarely get annoyed by one on my team, but that's someone playing her badly. I never really have trouble with enemy Meis, and that's from someone who plays Genji a fair bit. Just headshot/kill her if she's M1's you since she does shit all damage while she's doing it. If you can't do that, then just use a movement ability to get away before she freezes you. Or just stay out of her M1 range. Simple. Her ultimate is one of the worst in the game and easiest to escape by itself.

The level of hate next to legitimate concerns about heroes like Widowmaker and McCree has completely confused me since I completely understood those but have no idea why people hate Mei so much.
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>>145951786
>ulting as pharah on a frozen mei and then using the "hello" command
I did that today on Ilios. Too bad I didn't record it
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>>145953348
it relies on the enemy team being shit and unable to destroy a turret
>completely destroy a team as Defense on Kings Row
>their torb puts the turret on the payload and our pharah destroys it instantly every time
shit's fun if you know their team is bad but i started feeling bad for the enemy team since they just didnt change heroes
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>>145953348
because people don't switch off when it doesn't work
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>>145953153
>tfw horrendous disappointment to dad

I don't want to leave my room today
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>>145953283
He killed someone so it wasn't wasted.
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>>145953284
DOTA is a cheap rip-off of LOL anyway. Enjoy paying $60 for red paint ;^)
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>>145953283
I didn't even notice it at first, well he killed one person I guess.

We actually won this round
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>>145953409

A good Mei will destroy you m8.
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>>145953404
Damn /pol/ plays Overwatch I guess.
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so tired of being paired with this shitlord.
he never does anything to help out the team and literally just plays tracer the whole time.
Then moans about team comps when then run 2 dva
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>>145953460

I'd destroy mei if you know what I mean
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>>145953409
She's annoying as fuck to fight but when I use her I do terrible

Simple as that
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>>145953409

Same reason people hated Pyro: even played badly, the nature of the character lets you fuck stuff up for others with minimal effort.

On top of that, she can contest with her braindead ice block.
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>>145949673
>/vg/
>/vidya gay/
where do you think you are?
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>>145953409
>Why do people hate Mei so much, I mean I've only ever encountered Meis played by literal shit eating chimpanzees but come on I mean git gud
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>>145953541
i know where you are, on my filter list
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Post your favorite heros in order as well as the other boards you browse because what the fuck

mercy
rein
lucio

/d/ /r9k/ /pol/ /v/
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>>145953541
glad to see you got a trip, now i can block out the annoying faggotry that is LE HEALSLUT X333
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>>145953409
she has 250 HP, an invuln that HEALS her, an annoying wall, M1 with deceptive range that slows you down very quickly and allows Meis who can't even aim to get free headshots, M2 that can snipe and kill you in 2-3 shots, and an ult that has a gigantic radius. she is annoying as fuck on either team.
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>>145953409
She's fat
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>>145953541
>>
>15 games
>first is a win
>8 fucking losses
>1 win
>4 more losses
>win

yesterday i was mostly winning, i literally dont understand this matchmaking in a way that isnt some version of forced 50%

every day i tell myself im never going to play alone and im only going to play with friends but i keep fucking up, someone come to my house and stab me
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>takes 2 minutes to find a game
>put in with 60 seconds left and the payload about 30 feet from the starting position

Thanks Blizzatd
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>>145953426
This, I get trying to have fun but how can constantly running your head into a wall and getting shit on for efforts considered fun? If they are constantly shutting you down why do you keep doing the same thing, why not try a different hero?
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>>145953460
>>145953545
I'm at a high MMR and have played against Meis. They are formidable but never especially annoying to play against, just like many other heroes.
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Why dont you leave games that are defeats /owg/?

Its like you dont want to artificially inflate your win%
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Who's the guy in the top left with 2 swords? I want him
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>>145953589
>being you
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>>145953409
>Fat velma expy played exclusively by waifu fags
>Has the most annoying lines in the game
>Only hero who can actively hinder her own team
>Doesn't contribute anything outside of 1v1s, any shield shuts her down
>Nigh impossible to kill and never gets punished for making mistakes or being out of position
>Requires no effort to play, has the easiest weapon in the game because having a giant AoE cone isn't enough it needs stun too and you get to sit there and watch while she waddles over and lines up the headshot
>Ice wall is broken on koth and gives her team a good 15% each time for free and it has so much health there's no point shooting it
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>>145953672

Because I don't want to sit in the queue half my playtime
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>>145953675
Prince Zuko
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>It's a fucking "99% cap but tracer has been solo contesting the cap for 20 seconds allowing their team to spawn with ults and win" episode

absolutely infuriating when is this overtime bullshit getting nerfed

literally just make it so that unless you have equal or greater numbers than the defending team the overtime bar just stops instead of resetting

that'd fix everything
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>>145953672

The same reason I never concede in Hearthstone: occasionally, someone on the other side does something dumb that costs them the game.
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>>145953675
>wanting a genji-tier reinhardt

nonononono
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>>145953672
>He thinks any other person on the Earth will ever look at his ratios
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I am way too tempted to get the Slow Clap emote for Reaper just to be maximum 13 year old gamer fuel edgelord.

The fact I just unboxed Plague Doctor is not helping.
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>>145953635
we're doing just fine
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>>145953672
I do

Especially when I have 3+ golds
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Is there a guide that helps show which hero you should pick in a certain situation? I always have trouble figuring out what would be good.
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>>145953635
ESL Frankfurt weekend genius, everyone's watching esports.

Also no Seagull stream.
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>>145953672
because im playing for lootboxes and not w/l ratios
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>>145953706
>play game out
>leave at last minute before defeat
>queue up into a new game after 3 seconds
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>>145953734
It's worth it
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>>145953635
game's more fun to play than watch
and we're missing all those "personality" streamers that rack up viewers with those other games
none of them watch them for the game but for the person playing it
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>>145953541
my filter welcomes you
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>>145953672
Oh but I do.
This also lets me level up slower so i'm not seen as a Blizzdrone loser who playsonly Overwatch and WoW in his mom's basement and drinks Dew while jerking it to Night Elf porn. Eventually buying a blue fleshlight that gets extremely filthy after refusing to use a condom with it and never washing it properly.
Eventually throwing it away but not before his mom sees it and loses all hope for her son.
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>>145953776
Can confirm. I love Day9 but I don't give a fuck about Hearthstone
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>>145953712
Fund it
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>>145953770

Are you NA? Because if I solo queue (I'm EU) it will take me minutes to find a new game.
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>>145953635
mmmmmm I wonder what the other games have that overwatch doesn't...... maybe they could implement it within a week.
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>>145953265
only if he has unobstructed vision of his mates so no he doesn't help down there
i only ever skate around the very rim so i still contest the point/heal
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>full stack lvl 100 premade
>tryhard till the very end
>switches to 3 winstons overtime
>still can't beat a random asia pug
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>>145953826
No
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>>145953770
que into the same game
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>>145953651
>I'm at a high MMR

And you know this how?
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literally what the fuck?

I was just in a koth match and doing just fine as phara, but we did lose the first point. as soon as the round ends someone is like "hey are you going to do anything?" to me. and I'm just like, what? I was legit confused, I had multiple gold medals and was doing my best, the other team was just better, not much I could do about that. well he and this other guy on the team spend the entire second round just giving me non stop shit, while doing nothing to help and losing the round even faster than the first.

some people man, seriously.
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>>145953730
Seeing and hearing "Defeat" makes me feel angry and depressed.

I simply avoid the things that cause me emotional distress.
It's called being a rational human being.
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>>145949673

Let's hold hands anon. I won't tell.
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>>145953675
dude on the bottom right looks like Dan Hibiki
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>get POTG by getting a double kill with Reaper

That's how you know nothing excited happened that match
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DookFarook and BeteNoire, by the way. so you know if you find them you'd better play super duper good or else you're apparently useless while they do nothing but complain.
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>>145953909
>People insult your play of the game as if you actually wanted to show it off
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>>145953862
you sound like a cuck
just tell the idiots you have gold elim / obj time / whatever and move on with your life
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I got matched up with Dodger from Dexbonus.

Does this mean I'm at a high MMR?
I wanted to add her but I wasn't sure if it was her until somebody else asked.
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>>145953929
nobody cares about your bullies
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>>145953849
ok so he's even worse than I thought.

what reason is there to pick him over mercy at all?

she too can heal teammates that she can see only she's faster at it.
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>>145953862
I usually get that and usually its a stack so they look to blame the random and not themselves
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>>145953873
>getting angry and depressed over losing a casual match in a video game
>emotionally distressed
>rational human being
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>CSGO players come into the game and think they'll be gods
>they get raped because there's no RNG to hand them free kills
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>>145953862
sometimes I find that you genuinely never see a couple of people on your team, it can make it seem like they aren't doing anything. Especially if you are phar you will be up in the air a lot
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>japanese tournament thing on twitch
Do nips like overwatch?
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>>145952924
>>145952748
>>145952063
pls more of these
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>>145953909
>playing Torb
>get POTG
>preemptively apologize
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>>145953973
>her
>high MMR
pick one
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>>145954006
this

the only game where good aim is all that matters instead of relying on bullet spread RNG to favor you
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>>145953909
>Swap to bastion because it's the intelligent thing to do, because the enemy team is using a meme comp that is rekt by bastion
>Intense M1 holding
>Game ends, we win
>Pray I don't get play of the game
>I do
>It's intense M1 holding
>I am ashamed
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who /shit talks the team on mic/ here?
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>>145953973
nah


I fought against the Game Grumps team a week ago. Was on King's Row and I was on defense. I killed Barry so many times since he was the Mercy I think. They probably won't upload it since we kicked their ass, but if they do look for a Reaper named ShotgunJesus. that me.
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The lack of widowmakers every game is relaxing. The amount of tracer harassment, though... 2 of them is enough to pop a vein.
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>>145953862
Reminds me of yesterday playing with a bunch of randoms against an obvious stack from the coordination and response to any threat. Switch to Lucio since we had no healer, our tanks keep running face first into the enemy then bitch when we aren't there because the enemy Reaper and Tracer cut us off and either kill or stall us. One guy tried to call us pussies for not getting into the point, my response was for him not to run face first into the enemy that is obviously waiting and help get his supports to the front. We didn't win
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>>145954067
I disabled mics as soon as I opened the game for the first time
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I have not had a single game in the past five hours without having a pair of retards locking into Hanzo/Genji/Widowmaker and refusing to switch while accomplishing fuck all.
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>>145954006
derp
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>>145953973
Add her
She's got prettydelicious thighs and probably standards down in the earth's fucking core
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>>145953909
>Intentionally try not to get POTG because tism
>Reaper ults into steel trap and dies
>POTG for shutdown
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>>145954067
I swear to god one of you fuckers was in one of my games a week or two back. He kept going on about how dead the game was and chimped out when I called him a retard for expecting huge queues at 5-7 am US time on a weekday. Yelling about niggers and whining every time he died.
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>>145954053
but they're famous for being good right?
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>>145954034
I barely see Japanese players, but most of them probably use latin characters and doesn't talk anyway.
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>>145954131
She's married.
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>>145953998

Speed boost is usually more useful than damage boost

Aura healing is better for the average pub team who decides they wanna all scatter to the wind the moment the doors open

He's a lot more self-reliant than Mercy because he can attack and heal at the same time, so his impact on the team has a lot more to do with who's playing him, rather than Mercy relying on teammates being good.
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>>145953675

Proto Genji design slipped into promotional art as a reference. Just a guess.
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>>145953909
>POTG is you killing one guy and missing a lot
T-thanks
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>>145954131
nah she got pretty accurate standards, she's just a nice person so assburgers like you get confused
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>>145954131
She had low standards, then she got popular.
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>>145954149
yes, and people watch female twitch streamers for their ability to play videogames
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>>145953998
He can heal multiple people at once and contest points really well by jumping like a spastic. Also can use speed boost to get himself and anyone that respawned with him to the front faster.
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>>145954025
Where do those mystery guys even go? The scoreboard says they are there but scoping around the map I'll never see them all game
>We had an x on our team?
I wonder if sometimes those guys just go and hide in a far off corner just to fuck with people.
>>
>join a game with a friend
>he invites anyone who does semi ok
>get one retard
>literally shilling his reddit
kill me
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>>145954149
girls aren't good at video games
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>>145954034
yes. they think the characters are cute

a rare thing for a western game
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>tfw you airshot pharah with your rein charge

JESUS CHRIST
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>>145954175
But proto-Genji was just slightly-more-Hanzo Genji
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>>145954162
cuck cuck beta buzzword etc

>>145954192
I'm just memin ya pal
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>>145953675
What's up with the background guy in the middle.
Did they need a hero for their deck building carpenter dad demographic ?
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>>145954194
There's a couple of females I watch for ability. I refuse to watch any titty streams though.
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>some faggot in our party gets angry over words on the internet and blocks me
>keep changing to the character he picks to the point of him ragequitting the entire game like an autist
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>>145953973
Dodger is the midget right?
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How do I get good? What should my accuracy be at?
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>queue for the first game of the day
>instant invite to an ongoing game
b l i z z a r d
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>>145953998
there's every reason to pick him over mercy in randoms
he can heal the whole team at once with one amp it up
and your mates obviously won't give a shit about you so in situations in which you'd be dead as mercy you're sending the enemies on a merry chase with lucio
also he's just so much more fun
if you can utilize his mobility and play aggro lucio there are very few things that are as genuinely great in this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g
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>tfw might stop maining Pharah and main Soldier since I get way more kills as him
>can even get a silver medal for healing as well
>hitscan
>25 bullets
>rockets that my experience with Pharah can land on anybody
Yup.
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>>145954246
TF2 Scout did some lifting
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>>145954224
>pharah falls down in predictable movement with less maneuverability than if she would have been on the ground
Congratulations scrub
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>>145954108
>Are you me?
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>tfw you tackle a retreating Pharah out of the sky with D.Va's boost
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Is there anything funner than speed boosting an ulting Roadhog? The apocalypse comes at super sonic speed.
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>>145954281
>caring about accuracy when you have infinite ammo
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>>145954281
100
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>>145954309
the real question is why am I aboive pharah as rein
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is reaper just shit? the only targets i can kill are tanks

everything else the shotgun spread is too much and it does shit damage unless im in melee range
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How do i kill people with reinhardt.
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>>145954267
yeah, the dwarf girl
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>>145954281

I think that average accuracy is fine, but what really matters is how many direct hits you're getting. And I don't mean into Rein's shield.

Not sure if that stat is tracked though.
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>>145954360
Hit them with your hammer.
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>>145954357
Get inside their asshole and fire.
His shotguns shred fuckers at point-blank.
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>>145954006
>there's no rng to hand them free kills
no but there is mei, bastion, hanzo and roadhog for that
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>>145954357
So get in melee range.

For your information though, yeah, he's a little underpowered. It gets a little better once you realise he's not a flanker.
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does anyone else not remember the last time they had fun playing this game?

I'm level 95, been playing since beta, and I just can't stop. I can't stop playing this shitty game but I never have fun. It's not like i'm angry or anything while playing, it just feels like i'm emotionless while playing this game, no matter if i'm playing just one round a day or 20.

am I just a negative nancy or is this game totally funless, we're just all addicted to it
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Buy D.Va Carbon Fiber now or save for a Junkrat legendary?
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>>145954281
>shoot at Reinhardt's shield all match
>100% accuracy
>100% of missiles were direct hits
???
Accuracy means fuck all when you have unlimited ammo and assists count as kills
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>>145954431
junkrats legendaries are shit but so is d.va
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>>145954381
It doesn't do enough damage, everyone can out damage me.
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>>145954431
Buy Junkrat Jail or Burnt,
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>>145953957
I did tell them, but honestly in the future I doubt I'll even bother responding to such idiocy.
>>145954025
and I totally get that, but these dudes were vicious and just plain mean and it was making me laugh something serious.
>>145954102
yeah it's just insane how bad some games and teams you get can be.
I'd just never had something quite like this happen. never been so thoroughly blamed.
and there have definitely been games where it would have actually been justified. we all have bad days after all.
>>145954002
I'm guessing those two had to be in a group bare minimum.
>>
>>145954431

>junkrat legendary

absolutelydisgusting.jpg
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>>145953672
I'm pretty sure it still gets recorded as a loss. It does whenever I get disconnected at least.
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>>145954481
Hit them harder.
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>>145954357
That's how he's supposed to be played. Just focus on fucking up tanks. If any squishies try to fight you just wraith away.
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>>145954357
Your aim probably needs work but the whole point is to get in very close anyway. You will fuck up the whole cast like that.
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>play Reaper
>pop ult
>get one kill
>die

I feel like such a failure
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>>145954360
B.va in upper right corner
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>>145954360
Charge like a madman.
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>>145954360
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>>145954418
>Bastion, Mei, or Roadhog
>giving you free kills right now with the Zarya meta
I'll give you Hanzo, though.
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>>145954427
I'm level 85. I'm having fun. I know that feeling though, it always comes at some point in the lifetime of a long-played game, it's inevitable, like the eventual heat death of the universe.
>>
>>145949560
Hammer Down !
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>>145954490
I check masteroverwatch, it doesnt count
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>>145954427

I had fun with it today playing D.Va on Route 66 attack. Knowing that a Reinhardt was babysitting the team meant I was allowed to fly around and sperg to my heart's content.

Didn't get a single ult kill though. That achievement is impossible isn't it
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>>145954284
>queue for the next game
>instant invite to an ongoing attack with 2 min left A not taken no healer and a roadhog as tank
I ain't falling for this shit today blizzard
>>
Without trying to sound like I just got owned by a Torb, but does anyone else think the turrets can be quite devestating?

Zero damage fall off up to 40m with pinpoint accuracy and zero wind up time. I don't think a tweak will mean they become useless, but they need to either 1. have damage fall off, 2. have wind up time, or 3. have difficult hitting and tracking fast targets.
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>>145954517
>play Reaper
>pop ult
>get stunned by McCree
>die
NERF HIM MORE!!!
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>>145954517
>play Reaper
>dropbear ult on enemy clump
>PASS THROUGH THE ANUS
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>>145954504
how
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>>145954560
Just shoot it until it dies.
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>>145954360
Doesn't his pin do 200 damage? You can kill a huge range of classes like that. Otherwise hit them with your fireball thing up close and then wack them if they're still standing.
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How do i get good with D.Va?
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>>145954517

How about getting instantly scatter arrowed for your entire HP before killing anything at all?
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>>145954006
>>145954057
I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. Loads of heroes have random spread and they can all headshot, even the shotguns. Plus there are several heroes that require absolutely no aim at all and ults give you free kills every single time. CS:GO is shit but this is hands down the most casual FPS I've ever played.
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>>145954549
Haven't you seen all those weebums of DVas ulting behind a building and sending it over? Just do that, I must have gotten 4 on my third game with her.

It's especially easy at the last point of payload maps because everyone stands on the payload to get that sweet, sweet overtime.
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>>145954560
switch to a counter like widow hanzo pharah rein s76
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>>145953973
>her lips have fangs
fucking why?
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>>145954517
>play Reaper
>pop ult
>Genji deflects it back point blank
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>out of range
>hit anyway

so when is symmetra being nerfed
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>>145954427
I have fun every now and then, but mostly I just get on each night level up once. Try and get better at some heros, decide enough since everyone just wants to TDM and we're getting thrown against nothing but stacks.
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>>145954481
get a mercy to damage boost you
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>>145954567
>Reaper ults the point on Ilios
>People die
>McREE that dodged the ult whoa there's him outside of the point
YOU COULD'VE DONE THAT EARLIER YOU FAGGOT
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>>145954486
why do you have pictures of my wife

im going to dream warrior your shit and make you die in your sleep
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>>145954610
Wait for the buffs
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>>145954560
what they genuinely need is a slightly shorter range. having played a bunch of torb and of course against a bunch of torb, they NEED the speed of tracking so that phara or whatever can't just peekaboo around a corner and get them without even taking damage, but on some defense maps you can place a turret or even two in such a way that there's literally no way to attack it without getting damaged, and that's bullshit. there should almost always be some angle that you can attack from with a long range shooter.
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>>145954636
why is it always the fucking jaw
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does overwatch have some kind of hidden mouse acceleration?
something about the aim in this game is just off, but I can't put my finger on it.
this shit driving me crazy, I have no problem aiming with hitscans in other shooters, but in overwatch I'm aiming like some drunken sailor.
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>>145954575
>tfw get a quadruple kill with death blossom
>tfw its not potg
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>>145954549
you shouldn't try to be a substitute rein as dva anyway even if there's no rein in the team
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Getting sick of this forced 50.
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>>145954560
Not on PC. 6 torb teams are really easy to beat as soon as you get a semblance of teamwork going.
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>>145954636
"""""""woman"""""""

>>145954673
don't forget the stubble from shaving lmao
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>>145954610
don't play
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>>145954636
>watching streams of any kind
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>>145954594
it does 300 i thought.
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Anybody have a recording of Zero Suit D.va's death screams?
I love those sounds.
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>>145954560

I feel like the range limitation might as well not exist. Only time I have noticed it is at Hanamura B when a torb put it outside their spawn but so that I could shoot it from outside the entire building.
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>>145954619
It's serious if you want it to be :-)
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>>145954594
Does 300. Though nobody is going to ever get hit by it now that everyone knows you can just jump and bounce off even if you're directly in front of him.
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>>145954704
>as soon as you get a semblance of teamwork going

Yeah good luck with that.
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>play first game today
>numbani attack with 11s left
>payload inches ahead of the start point
fun.
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This game isn't rewarding to play competitively.
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>>145954636
>PRO
>level 14
my sides, orbit, etc
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>>145954636
Can I kill myself yet?
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>>145954481
You do 75 damage per swing(if I remember right) and hit in a arc in front of you. I don't know how many times I've shut down a Genji after he starts screaming in Japanese cause he doesn't expect me to abuse the hit boxes like his ult does. The charge is an insta kill on anything other than a tank, which is stunned after you slam them into something and get a free swing or two.
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>>145954639
this is a case of the server not registering your actions cuz lmao blizzard's netcode

on his screen you didn't blink
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>when you place your turret so deeply somewhere around a choke that no one can get it without exposing themselves to the rest of my team while i hit a wall with my hammer
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>>145950719
I mostly play Mercy and heal all my teamates aka doing my fucking job. There's Mercy players and Burcy blayers :DDD
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>Your team has both a widowmaker AND a hanzo
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Tracer is the most annoying character in the game now.
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>>145954794
It's a triangle.
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>>145954639
I absolutely cannot play Tracer because this shit is infuriating.
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Give me some Genji meme's/ships/whatever you got
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>>145954427
I've come to slowly hate this game, i'm convince the only reason people are still shovelling it in their mouths is because blizzard made it

yes i'm still playing it shut up
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>mfw a Genji is having trouble taking out my turret
>he dies right on me
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>join Temple of Anubis
>defending
>nearly 8 minutes left and attacks are already at point B
>decide to play Hanzo because I don't care about my stats with him
>actually do okay
>POTG is this instead of when I killed two ult'ing Pharahs and their Lucio
Feels pretty bad, familia
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>>145954636
is it streaming right now?
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>>145954775
Just get higher MMR dude.

By a semblance, I really just mean that. Just group with your team. Your flankers will learn that flanking doesn't mean committing to killing the enemy solo and failing and dying alone to leave your team 5v6. It'll happen eventually. Toblerones are honestly just a lost game.
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>>145954556
>again
I'm done for today
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>>145954913
yes
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>>145954857
I 3blinked a fucking tire to learn I didn't move an inch after I died.
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>>145954639
>>145954857

Tracer shits deserve this fate.
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10 LEVELS IN A FUCKING ROW

IT

KEEPS

HAPPENING

IF YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME FUCKING NOTHING IN MY BOX, DON'T GIVE ME A BOX AT ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>145954865
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How do I get out of the defense only queue system?

>Queue up 10 times
>8 are defense and 2 are koth
>Try again this morning
>6 queues, 5 defense 1 koth

Every day is like this, I'm sick of always having to play defense first and then the other team leaves and I rarely get to play the offensive side.
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>>145954850
Tracer, Genji, good Widows are still annoying as fuck.
Welcome to le epic League of Overwatch where only high skillcap heroes have place in meta, along with the key picks such as Reinhardt, Mercy, Lucio and Winston.
It's only going to get worse as people get better at those heroes, and a good part of the current cast will become completely obsolete.
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This latest nerf RUINED Widowmaker. She wasn't even that good before. Now she's literally impossible to play. They nerfed McCree into the fucking ground too when neither of them needed it. They both had counters, the playerbase of this game is just so casual instead of learning to play the game they just whine until Papa Kaplan complies with their demands. This game will be balanced by casuals from this precedent. Get ready for any hero with counter play that isn't obvious as fuck to get nerfed into the ground. Rip Mei, Roadhog and Winston.
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>>145954928
its playing against easy bots lol
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a mei zing
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Why is Hanzo so tsundere towards Genji?
Genji made peace with him and even spared his life.
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>it's another "guy mouthbreathing into his open mic" episode
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>>145954972
This is me with offense. I just want to play Torbjorn already.
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Is there a better feeling than one-shotting tracers that think you're food with the based Torb? Happened like 4 times in my last game.
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>>145954972
Usually if everyone leaves it tries to find you a match on the same map on the other side. Just as long as you don't leave the queue and rejoin.
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>>145954986
Hello, Widow main
>>145954951
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>>145954986

No one's gonna shed a fucking tear for you, Shitowmaker.
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>>145954897
>get a 4 player kill streak without using my Q as McCree and take point A solo
>later on I hit Q and get a triple kill on point B
>didnt even get PotG
>my highlight wasn't the quad kill either

Should I just let Shadowplay record the last five minutes of a game and crop it later? How much does it impact gameplay?
GTX 750 ti here by the way.
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>>145953739
>More people watching than playing
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>>145955009
>dem kds
rifk
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>>145954639
Had a Symmetra try and ninja me two or three times tonight. She didn't respond well to a grenade and airbag in the face.
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>>145954986
get headshots or stop playing a sniper retard
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>>145954610
Play with a friend that plays Mercy to always heal you.
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>>145955017
Offensive Torb is great on the 2-point capture maps on the first point. Hanamura less so if your team can't even get through the gate but that goes for most heroes.
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>>145955012
Hanzo is an autist that doesn't understand that people change through their experiences.
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>>145955017
>not playing Torb on offense

>>145954986
Widow is still very good. Ridiculously overpowered in the right hands.
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>>145955028
It's bliss.
Never before have I felt so much pleasure in being a Swedish dwarf.
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>>145954986
McCree's nerf wasn't that bad.
Widowmaker's nerf just punishes bodyshots.

Calm down
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>>145955084
>hanzo is an autist
I guess he represents his players well then
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>>145955079
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>people who wait forever with choosing a hero and then leave
get cancer
>>
>estimated time: 0:25
>takes 3-5 minutes
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>>145955079
/r/ing the one with Reaper coldly thanking Symmetra for her shield. I can not stop thinking about it when he says it in game now
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>>145954850
i'd say zarya
>trying to kill someone
>sorry you can't

oh, okay, i guess i'll just stand here and let the enemy fucking kill me then
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>>145954986
Both nerfs were needed but they handled them in the most retarded way.
McCree's M1 was nerfed back then because they wanted him to use fan. Now they nerfed fan and left his M1 nerfed from beta so he can't counter the mobile heroes with the same ease as before.
Which would be okay, if there were more than one anti flanker. Too bad that there aren't, unless you count Mei (lol) or Junkrat who shouldn't watch flanks but do his usual thing instead.

Widow's damage should have stayed the same, perhaps they could have kept quickscoping, but they should have gutted her SMG and increased the charge time between her shots. And fixed her fucking ultimate.

That would have made them balanced without being oppressive, and more importantly without relying on the future patches to see how strong or bad they'll be.
Now if they ever buff harassers like D.va and Winston, Windowlicker will be utter shit and they'll need to buff her again, making the cancer come back in full force.
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This latest nerf RUINED McCree. He wasn't even that good before. Now he's literally impossible to play.They nerfed Widow into the fucking ground too when neither of them needed it. They both had counters, the playerbase of this game is just so casual instead of learning to play the game they just whine until Papa Kaplan complies with their demands. This game will be balanced by casuals from this precedent. Get ready for any hero with counter play that isn't obvious as fuck to get nerfed into the ground. Rip Mei, Roadhog and Winston.
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>Level 100+ Hanzo players that still don't realize you need to be ON an objective in order to contest it
How the fuck do these retards even muster enough brain power to stay conscious?
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>>145955170
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What is the best Genji skin/emote/voice-line?
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>>145955079
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>>145954986
i literally want to murder people like you jesus christ
pro players were saying wm is op
if you're fixated on the casual whiners, that means you're only paying attention to casual whiners, and are most likely yourself a casual who has no fucking right to put on airs about being better than the other whiners
if modern parents weren't too ballsless to beat their idiot kids bloody maybe this community wouldn't be so shit
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If it wasn't for the fact that you have to listen for them to detect nearby enemies better I would mod my game to remove the voices of half the characters in overwatch holy fuck are they so annoying
>OI LUV MATE WANKA TA TA NOWS TIME FOR CHIPS N GRAVY INNIT
>WHY SO SERIOUS HEHEHEHE HE GO BOOM BOOM HOLLLLYY DOOOLLLLY FIRE IN DA HOOOOOOOO
>CHUN CHEI CHO HAHA, FREEZE, REMAIN STILL, "ICE" TO MEET YOU
>OYYY TURN UP DA BAAAAASEEEE MOONNNNNN, GET THAT SICK WICKED TUNE AND PUT A BANGIN DONK ON IT MY MANNNN!!!!! DROP THAT BEAT!!!
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>>145955079
somebody have the one with Reaper having PC troubles and D.va tells him to simply reload the page, then he starts sperging out because he doesn't reload anything ever?
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>>145955194

They realize it
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>>145955138
Top kek

>>145955201
Thanks anon
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>>145949560
Hammer Down!
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>>145955194

>How the fuck do these retards even muster enough brain power to stay conscious
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>>145955215
Technically Blizzard doesn't have to give you a refund at all. If people read terms of service and other agreements when they bought games they would have seen the gigantic "All sales are final" disclaimer at the top of them.
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>>145955031
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>>145955246
>YOSH YOSH MY HONOR IS YOSH ABOVE YOSH YOURS KONICHIWA DESU
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>>145955252
ah here it is! >>145955220
thank you, it's fucking great!
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The only fun characters to play are Lucio and Zarya

Prove me wrong
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>>145955252
Reaper is slowly becoming my favorite character
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>mei vs mei
>get the jump
>should freeze her faster
>reload
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>>145955313
I have never considered this ship before.
I have much to think about now.
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>>145955079
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>>145955354

Same here m8

His over the top edginess is so cheesy I love it.
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>>145955353
Zenyatta if you can lead and hit projectiles
Pharah if you can do the same
Junkrat if you want to win and fuck those brain damaged Tracerfaggots
Reaper if you want to shred tanks
Winston if you want to create chaos
D.va if you want to ram people and be a huge annoyance on King of the Hill
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>>145955362
>tracer vs tracer
>it's just a massive waste of time until another person walks in the room and kills the one not on their team
every time I play tracer and see a mirror match I switch off to save both of us a headache
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>>145955313
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>Those D.vas that spam "EL OH EL" "Is this EASY MODE?" and ";)"
I fucking love you guys, thank you.
>>
How do you counter Torb stacking.
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>>145955353
>2016
>not embracing the edge
>not wearing black and pikes half gloves while playing
>not getting throat cancer by muttering the lines of Reaper in the mic yourself after each kill
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>>145955054
I'm using shadowplay 24/7 and it's handy since it also records discord. Doesn't affect gameplay at all, 750 should be more than enough
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I really wish I was better at killing Genji.

Mostly just because I don't like letting Genjis think they're useful.
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>>145955418
>>145955354
This is our curse.
>>
Is good to learn 1 of each "role", right? Like McCree for offense, Junkrat for defense, Reinhardt for tank and Zenyatta for support?
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>tfw finally gitting gud

Wish my shit play from the start wasn't still dragging me down.
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>doesn't spam "IS THIS EASY MODE", "LOL", or "WINKYFACE" over and over while in gunfights as D.va
How to detect shitty D.vas in one easy step
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>>145955463
When I git gud enough I plan to play way too much Reaper.
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>>145954674
Yes, there's a mouse acceleration you can't toggle in Overwatch. I don't get it either.

It fugs me over the most when it comes to Tracer and Genji zipping around me, tracking feels impossible.
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>>145955421
I remember this used to be the case with Scouts in TF2. For the flanker class, the majority of the fuckers sure as hell couldn't aim. It'd be a minute long fight which would end with one scout being burnt to death by a passing pyro

I can't stop comparing this game to tf2
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>>145954325
Speedboosting an ulting reaper
>>
>6 seconds left after we team wiped
>Don't bother run to the point because we won't make at all
>"WOW WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE??"
I hate playing with randoms
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>>145955312
They do if you are a britbong.
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>>145955493
a good genji is the most fucking annoying thing and actually makes me want to uninstall the game whenever I play against one

it's like swatting an extremely fast fly who also has a shitton of knives and can deflect your hand to slap you in the face every 5 seconds

I hope everyone continues to say he's useless so nobody plays him so I never have to play against him
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>>145953998
Speed boost so you can get your team to the objective in no time
Speed boost so your team is GOING FAST and wrecks the enemy
Heal the entire team at the same time as well as yourself
Walljumping like an absolute madman to contest objectives and be hard to kill
Lucio is much harder to kill
Can knock people off edges to their death
Can fire his gun and clog up chokes with his projectiles while healing

Lucio is stronger than Mercy
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>>145955432
I just played a match with a Mei that spamed the a-mei-zing voice line the entire fucking game
At certain point it stopped bothering me
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>>145955031
>>145955047
>>145955067
>>145955087
>>145955128
>>145955184
>>145955223

Thank you for the bountiful (you) harvest. This will feed my family for months.
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>>145954674
Oh shit, so it's not just me. I usually have good aim in games like CSGO, but playing S76 feels like AIDS to me because of the weird aiming.
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>>145955432
That's me
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>>145955246
RYUU WA NIPPON GIBBERERISHU
>>
PEOPLE.
Just kill Mercy.
There's literally nothing that's hard about this.
Just kill her you fucking imbeciles.
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>>145955370
Don't care either way on, it's just nicely done. Although you can connect the dots, she's desynchronized from time and doesn't age, as far as we've seen, Genji being a cyborg will live a lot longer than a regular person. So many people want to be immortal but they never stop and realize that anyone they love will die while they continue existing.
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>>145955191
t. McCree and Widow main
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>>145955191
Is this straight from bliz forums?
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>>145955664
>forgetting about Angela 'Mengele' Ziegler, who doesn't age either
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Anybody get these glitches where projectiles glitch out on the map?
It's the shuriken projectile standing in one place just glowing.
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>>145955650
>play mercy
>see a dead body soul
>press shift
>press Q
>get gunned down by firing squad
>doesn't matter because there's no channel time and you just revived 3-4 people
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>tfw you didn't carry hard enough and the enemy got a completely undeserved win during overtime
bad feel
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>>145950009

If you really want to do something like this it has to involve your work, you can't do it as a hobby without becoming some kind of /fit/ idiot. People who do it through this method tend to look more Junkrat than Soldier, though. Realistically soldier wouldn't have those arms from his actual life, the rifle doesn't kick THAT hard. TFW girls like Junkrat the most and it's largely gay guys lusting after poor 76.
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>>145955432
We love you too, anon.
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>>145955428
If you wanted more you just had to ask, no need to be coy about it.
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>>145955707
>>145955676

>falling for the same bait in literally the same thread.
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>>145955664
Does genji still have his dong?
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>>145955713
>comic
But you can float infinitely...
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>>145955463
>playing a character that's ineffective after half a foot

Nah
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>>145953409
Mei is annoying because she removes player agency. Then once you are frozen, you get to watch her dumb smug face shoot an ice bolt into your face while she says "sorry".

While with windowmaker and McDonalds they just kill you right away while being OP as shit.

"just kill her/ stay out of range" doesn't always work when there are other things going on and you are trying to stay on the point. Her ult is area denial at its best, it prevents you from getting the point. But what does a fucking Genji player know about being on the point and capturing objectives.
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>>145955583
Nah they're pretty useless once you get out of the shitter MMR (which I can't because I'm a shitter) but until then he's a great pubstomp.

The most annoying Genjis though are when I'm a Widowmaker and they pick Genji just to bully me. Infuriating. Can't even fucking get a single snipe.
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>>145955851
Get good.
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>>145955802
Silly anon, floating isn't falling.
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>>145955713
I was talking in the terms of this artist's head canon. However it is true she doesn't seem to age either.
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>when you headshot a Tracer who used up all her blinks on her way to health kit as McCree
Her "OWW!!" death yell is so sweet.
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>Numbani attack
>That little hill leading towards the first objective
>Rein vs Rein shielding while their junkrat just spams explosives down on us and damage boosted hanzo randomly fires arrows
>We've been roadblocked here for 2-3 minutes
>Tell Rein to charge
>"No that won't work"
>Tell him I'll show him how to fucking sort this shit out
>Switch to Rein
>Fail first charge because Mercy and Torb drop ults
>"Wow that worked so great for you"
>Second charge is a success, one shotting the enemy Rein and we cap the objective
>"What didn't work now?"
>First Rein complains about how he wasn't given enough attempts to push
>Tell him it took me 2 goes to get in there
>"Yeah well fuck your attitude babe"

Can shitty players do anything but complain about attitude when called out on being shit?

I told him to suck on my gold medals and carried their ass to victory, one shotting Junkrats ult with E to clinch the victory.
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here's a genji meme
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>tfw shit mmr so get matched with lower lvls
>still lose
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How bad is Reaper? He seems like an all right Hero, but it kind of sucks for him to have to get into melee range to do anything when characters like McCree and Tracer can do his job a lot easier and a lot safer.
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>>145955948
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>>145955752

>>145955780
No clue man I just like the art and trying to figure out how someone arrived at the conclusion that these two would be a couple.
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>>145950157
You're a fucking child if you can't stomach other players beating you.

And you have the motor skills of a child if you can't properly aim to knock a Widowmaker down.
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>>145955752
Not a normally fan of shipping, but that comic is great.
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>>145955948
I want eyebrows like Genji.
How do I do this?

Also what's that thing on Genj's forehead?
An armored bandana?
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>>145955948
looks more like a mentally disabled child learning how to use ms paint for the first time than a meme
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>>145955727
He was in a super soldier program though. It's really the lack of bodyfat that gets you that defined look as your muscles have no choice but show themselves. I could pictures 76 only being mildly /fit/ but is really cut due to a stupid high metabolism. Labourers in developing countries have this look since they can barely put on an ounce of fat with their work and diet.
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>>145956008
it's a forehead protector.
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This happened today lads
>Someone is harassing me for playing Symmetra despite being a shitty Winston who tries to solo choke points instead of jumping to their back line
>Tell him to fuck off
>We lose because unga bunga etc
>Next map is Attack on Kangs Row
>He starts egging the team into going all Symmetra to prove a point or something and they all agree to do it
>Round starts
>Volleys of giant blue balls fly through the choke points, obliterating their tanks and anyone who survived was cleaned up by the skill beams
>We take the first point without much issue
>What happened from that point on can only be described as absolute chaos
>Enemy starts trying to counterpick with Winston, Junkrats, Widowmakers
>Blue balls slapping people in the face
>Skill beams melting fuckers
>Symmetras die in droves but there is literally 2 teleporters up at all times, we didn't even have to defend them because each person going through would just drop a sentry turret as they passed by
>Millions of autistic streetshitters die but they just can't halt the poo
>They eventually manage to stall us after the last checkpoint
>One of our guys goes Reinhardt and we win within 30 seconds
>Guy who was harassing me tried to say something cool but just ended up looking like a douche
Probably never happen again but good fucking lord
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>it's another day of endless losses and ongoing losing games
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>>145955780
Mercy probably gave him her version of what a perfect cock is.
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Who /shitter/ here?
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>>145955923
>Can shitty players do anything but complain about attitude when called out on being shit
Call you a nolifer for knowing how the game works or having a higher level than them.

>I'm a shitter so shitter mmr
>tfw I'm starting to get the hang of tracer
God I love being an annoying little cunt. Her bomb also works surprisingly well with zaryas ult.
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>>145956084
I've learned to just play Lucio if I'm losing. I play Lucio a lot.
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>>145955428

>>145956003
That's the thing I mostly like the detail people put into the work. Even if it's the ones most people bitch about, if looks cool why not atleast appreciate the effort?
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>>145949560
Hammer Down!
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>win rate slowly going down
>was 58% last week
>57% now
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Not in any other FPS, no matter how casual, have I seen so many fucking retarded players. I have not had a single fucking match in WEEKS where everyone on the team contributed at least a little bit.
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>>145956119
>tfw you are the cancer people complain about
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>>145956123
>attacking team trying to cap last point of Hanamura
>I, defending Tracer, chill at A being a shit
>they can't deal and have to hunt me down

Puts a smile on my face every time.
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>>145956167
i want to fuck d.va in the missionary position while holding hands with our legs locked until i cum and she 9 months later produces my child.
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>>145955725

FEEL THE HEALIN BEAT

BUT NOT THROUGH WALLS FOR SOME REASON
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>>145955428
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>>145956182
No anon, there are always been retarded players.
You just haven't played FPS games that are super reliant on your teammate's performance.
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>>145956267
HEAL THE BEATING FEET
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>play one of your best games, flanking people left and right, 8k damage
>payload not even halfway there yet
>they couldn't deal with a roadhog and a reaper

I am both sad and happy at the same time
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>>145956119
Guilty as charged. Never been a great shooter player, and now I'm getting old too.
But I have bunch of friends to play with, and I'm having fun.
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So is this game worth it? one of my normie friends likes it but i dunno
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I should stop that number is satisfying.
Or just buy a smurf ready for ranked
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>>145956313
>8k damage

wew how could you lose after carrying THIS much
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>pick Zarya
>Reinhardt repicks Tracer
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>>145955428
Here's another interesting match, although Junkrat and Symmetra is a thing.
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>>145956364
>fools and their money
man....
>>
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GET MAD AT "GIT GUD" ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GIT GUD
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>>145956313
>play similarly
>except I'm D.Va
>get golds for objective elims and damage, and silver in elims
>next round my MEKA hijinks are just ruined.

ole well.
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>>145956384
>Junkrat and Symmetra is a thing

What year is it?
Did I miss something?
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>>145956364
Not unless you have like 666 wins and 333 losses.
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>>145956269
>>145956151
>>145955752

I want Mercy to console me with her lewd milf body.
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Am I cancer?
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>>145956397
I bought football manager last night just to play it for 15mins and create "Meme Team" while watching dreamhack.

I dont even like football
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http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Farrokhnezad-2983 how am I doing, /owg/ ?
Still new, can't really decide who's my favourite character.
>>
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>>145956456
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>>145956419
>Disliking bad sportsmanship means you're bad at the game

k
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>>145956442
As in some people ship them, it's the fire and ice idea I guess.

>>145955428
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>>145956214
Strange how that works. I do it too more than I'd like to admit, chasing a lone whatever to my death instead of focussing on the objective.
But as a tracer, muhdik that's fun.
>hang around their spawn
>harass pharah, she chases a bit and leaves me be
>go around the map to where the fight is
>JUSTICE RAINS *brrap* pharah down
It also surprises me how most mercys try to flee from me instead of grabbing their gun, and rheins keep their shield up instead of swinging their hammer, so I can just face/butthug em and fill my ult.
Probably because I'm such a shitter I get to play against shitters, but still, a basic understanding of games in general..?
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>>145956542
Uh, delete this. Now.
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>>145955428
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>>145956542
That's a pretty nice ass, but not very safe for work.
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>>145956597
>>145956638
don't feed the fags
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>>145949560
But I'm already balding
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>>145956542
source
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>Junkrat: Healing Mines
>Someone's gonna get a gift, and it's not death for a change.
>Briefly heals any allies near the mine at the time of detonation. Cannot launch Junkrat.
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>>145955717
>implying i'm talking about the moment she presses a button
i'm talking on sight
kill her as soon as she's visible in any way shape or form
Kill. Mercy. I can't believe I have to fucking say this.
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>>145956597
Don't feed the troll, there's a reason I've been posting stuff and always reply to this guy >>145955428
If you don't like something, but it doesn't break the rules, just ignore it.
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What program do you guys use to edit your captured gameplay footage? I just want to trim some of my Overwatch videos but every goddamn video software out there either blows or has a huge watermark on it making it useless.
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>>145956719
That's retarded
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>>145956759
I just post them on youtube and trim it with their tool.
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>>145956687
i thought so too but my hairline is just that far back lol!
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>>145956759

I only use webmconverter, can't say i need anything else.
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>>145956752
Guess I should add to ignore and report stuff like that though, it sorts itself out.
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>>145956861
whatever lets you sleep at night, anon
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How are you supposed to play Torb when Pharah and Hanzo keep shutting you down?
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>>145955428
Last one for you my man, I'm gonna get some sleep. Next time just ignore it, cause there are people like me who enjoy triggering you.
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so...did we inherit the lolbabs then?
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>>145957007
>Your average "main" player
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can someone explain why there are people who only play Hanzo and Raiden? What is the appeal to these characters? Most of the people who play them are shit as well.
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>>145955950
Just pick Torb/Winston.
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>>145957007
Just stay alive, keep relocating your turrets, and shoot whatever comes in your view. Don't forget your alt fire, it really wrecks shit.
Also spam armor packs.
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>>145957078
NARUTO
A
R
U
T
O
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I've found the most vile player in existence. All his shots were headshots as well. I reported him for being anti-fun.
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>>145956687
Try Biotin pills and shampoo. Works well for me.
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>>145957078
>not wanting to play LE COOL NINJA
>not wanting to be the absolutely worthless arrow-man
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Post .gifs!
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>>145957007
By switching characters you stupid mainer.

Blizzard designs all of their games with hard counters. And when you get hard countered, you stop doing whatever is that you are doing or you keep losing like a fucking retard.
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>>145957007
You switch to soldier 76 until the Pharra switches off. If it's a Hanzo won't matter either way, never seen a Hanzo switch no matter how bad they were doing.
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>>145957078
Huntzomen is piss easy to get kills with
Genji is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BmKFgJJog
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How do I solo 3 people in a single mag? Fucking impossible.
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>>145957007
switch character
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>>145957078
Hanzo doesn't require any effort to play so its easy for shitters and beginners and Genji is just fun I guess.
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>>145957186
>that junkrat
He looks like that blonde haired smiley guy from courage the cowardly dog.
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just headshot 3 zenyattas :)
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>>145957225
Headshots. Reaper's OP, just shoot them once and they die.
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>mfw DVa's "hurt noises"

some of these are straight up orgasms
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who's the most powerful hero in lore?

I'd say Soldier 76 is the most powerful because he's really good ingame.
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>>145957185
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Best tracer skin?
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>>145957290
Zarya, you dope
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>>145957185
webms too?
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>>145957225
Kill one, hit q.
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>>145957252
Fred?
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>>145957264
>that scream she does when pushed off map
>>
Has anyone had an issue with loading every now and then.

I can play the game flawlessly but then there'll be sometimes where a map just won't load so I get kicked for inactivity or it will load but none of the enemy's models will so I'm shooting blind for 2-3 minutes until they load in
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What the fug happened.
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>>145957342
This works?
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>>145957357
Fred skin when?
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>>145957290
>who's the most powerful in lore
>76 and my evidence is that he's good in the game
You sure are special, anon
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>>145957185
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>>145957357
Yes
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>>145957340
Webms too!
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>>145957323
Slipstream
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>>145957416
>chickenchasr
I love you, can i add you?
>>
new thread when
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Stop giving me Zarya unlockables I'm never going to touch that dyke
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>>145957416
Aiming is Hard: The Character

>>145957449
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>>145957509
in 60 posts.
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>>145957416
I love Torbjorn
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>>145954986
>can go back to my old TF2 Sniper style of twitching to the head
>still doing the same damage
Become proficient.
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>>145957521
>not wanting to carry your team to victory
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>>145957523

Well shit... I guess that explains the ship
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>tfw flanking with junkrat

call me crazy but it does work
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>>145957506
sure
im off for the night, but chickenchasr#1385
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>>145957523
Not really a Pharah x Mercy fag, but this is a cute webm.
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>do well the entire game
>3 golds
>team shits itself in the last minute and they push and win
this has happened way too often today
fuck this matchmaking and the retards they're giving me
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>>145957523
>that cute ass save
Awwwww
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Is this good or bad?

my least played are Widowmaker, Hanzo and Genji

I haven't played Roadhog in a while
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>4/5 of your teammates are marked Avoid This Player
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>>145957606
>>145957623
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>145949814
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>>145957627
me ooga team booga
>>
So tryhards, what criteria do you guys use to judge whether a random anon is "good"? Kda? avg score per game? I assume wr is out of the question due to
>muh forced 50
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>>145957523
I bet they fucked so hard that night.
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>>145957667
Yeah, who WOULDN'T ship Pharmercy?
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>>145957290
This is the intelligence of the average overwatch pubshitter
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>>145954986
>able to 2 shot tanks with headshots now
>nerf

If you want to spam random bodyshot to get kills just play Hanzo, you wont even have to aim then.
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>>145957703
People who aren't braindead tumblerinas
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>>145949814

I keep defaulting to sniping and I need to stop

Please help. Tell me there's something redeemable here.
>>
>first game of the day
>VOLSKAYA INDUSTRIES PREPARE TO ATTACK
>"all mercy xD"
>they actually all switch to mercy
>leave game
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>>145957783
>>145957783
New
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>>145957692
It isn't fucking hard.
>Play the objective
>Don't run into the entire enemy team by yourself
>Don't continue to die like a retarded lemming because you don't want to adapt to the enemy team's composition
>Don't be a sniper or flanker when there are already snipers or flankers on the team
That's all.
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>>145957392
Surely someone has experienced this shit?

If not then tell me that too. Give me fucking something here.
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>>145957781
>He thinks shipping didn't exist here long before tumblr
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>>145957782
god just stop with the fucking sniping
i've come to absolutely detest everybody who plays sniper no matter if hanzo or widow
>HEY WE'VE GOT THREE SNIPERS ALREADY
>GUESS I'LL BETTER PICK WIDOW
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>>145957661
It's fine as you're not ass with Roadhog, Junkrat, Zarya and Lucio.
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>>145957215
>never seen a Hanzo switch no matter how bad they were doing.
lmao!
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>>145957323
T.Racer
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>>145954360
look slightly to the left, or right of what ever you're trying to smash. The way his hitbox works, it extends his range.
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>>145949560

Why was everyone losing their shot over Widow when Hanzo is so much more broken, the hitboxes are ridiculous.
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>>145949814
Too much Tribes
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>>145953116

"A lot of people" also eat their own boogers or don't know basic English, so what?
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>>145955353

You're largely right, however, Junkrat exists and you need to get in on this bouncy castle before the hard plastic bits get replaced with foam because kids are getting hurt.
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>attacking holywood
>enemy team has double hanzo junkrat
why do blizzard encourage not being able to aim?
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>>145955312
>>145955312
interestingly enough, blizzard cant circumvent consumer protection laws by saying telling that nuh uh, u aint getting monies back cuz u put the cross on that box
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>starting to like tracer
>not sure about skin etc setup
I'm a fagit that likes that punk skin, and t.racer. What are your favorite skins, highlights..?
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>>145949560
Hammer down!
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>>145957392
yeah, it's happened to me a couple times before. Only the second case you mentioned though, and every time, it fixed itself after I died and respawned IIRC

Haven't played in a week though because I've been away on a trip, so I haven't tried out the new patch yet.
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Hammer Down!
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>>145962289
Needs to be updated

>Stillborn
>breaking 2k today
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