>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>The Oversheet
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>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>/owg/ Survery
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Lucio edition
>bought about 1500 worth of epic skins and highlight intros
>over the next couple days i unboxed literally everything i bought
I fucking hate RNG
D.va buffs WHEN
Roadhog now takes 50% reduced damage while using his inhaler
You told me he was OP. I feel betrayed.
>>145923452
L2Position
>>145923023
>>145923023
>>145923023
>>145923023
>>145923023
Seems everyone went to this thread, even though this one was created first
I know it's easy to say Torbjorn is fine cuz really good players can easily handle them, but this game isn't full of really good players.
Stack Torbjorns on D on maps like Hanamura, Temple of Anubis and others and your win % goes way up.
I don't mind the balance, but the ult might charge too quick. And the range on the turrets is pretty fucking ridiculous.
>>145923135
Fixed that for you.
If Lucio's ultimate is charged and he uses Amp It Up, he can spike heal 770 HP in a 15 second period. Mercy can always heal 750 HP in 15 seconds and her ultimate can potentially revive and restore several thousands of HP to a dead team in 2 seconds. Zenyatta's ultimate heals 600 HP to surrounding teammates over the same amount of time Lucio's shield buff is active, but Zenyatta constantly heals instead of decaying over the 6 seconds and Zenyatta is immune to damage during that period.
If your team is shit, Lucio works better because of constant AoE healing with a boost of 35 HP every 12 seconds for 3 seconds, mobility and offensive strength. Mercy and Zenyatta are better if you have a competent team that pays attention to ultimate charges and knows how to not stand in front of bullets and find a healer when they're low on health.
>>145925008
Whoop, wrong edit.
>>145925008
zen also switches healing targets almost instantly, isn't constantly opening himself up to enemy fire to do so, and can defend himself from enemies without interrupting healing, with a weapon that actually deals damage.
>Dva's handgun does more damage than her mech
nice game retards
>>145928305
she also has 25% of her normal health and loses all of her abilities.
nice brain, retard.
Do you think Winston wears dipers under his suit?
Do you think Genji's farts smell like burnt plastic or hot katanas?
Are Mei's farts cold?
Do you think tracers farts smell like burnt rubber or bubblegum? What about D.Va and doritos?
I bet Mercy's farts smell like mint, but Tracers feet must smell bad after all that running. Same as Pharah, but I bet she smells a bit like curry too.
report all fetish posters
hide fetish posts
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>>145928620
are those shitstains?
I know Torbjorn isn't good but his ebin memeturrets with infinite range instant snap and 100% accuracy are the most cancerous shit in the entire fucking game
After 2 weeks of playing, it finally hit me. I'm bored. Shouldn't have focused on winning but rather on having fun, now I'm burnt out.
>first time playing with a group of friends
>"oh, Anon's the highest level. He's going to carry us, guys"
I dunno. I mostly play character who aren't considered very good, and I have my off days. So whatever.
>first game
>4 golds and this POTG that ended in a victory
Goddamn, Tracer is so much fun once you stop rushing in like an idiot and actually play her correctly.
>>145928983
I went from being a try hard to simply having fun and am doing better as a result, on top of fucking around with friends and 'trolling' with them like double or triple mei's to keep the enemy in spawn, stupid comps that work sometimes or attempting to do stupid shit like shoving a D.Va ult into their spawn.
>>145929238
yes anon, tracer is easy when the enemies dont look at or shoot you
good play
>>145929256
I don't have friends but I guess I'll just do what I find fun from now on
>>145929510
>>145928620
>>145929510
>tfw no Widowmaker to fart mustard gas in your face till you pass out
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069057175/
widowmaker is so sexual
it makes it too hard to play when playing her because i just get a boner and can't focus on the game
>>145929937
>tfw no Tracer gf to teleport farts into your mouth and no matter how hard you try to get away she just keeps doing it
i think everyone who plays dva on king of the hill should be hung up in the streets and burned alive
fuck these dumb mongoloids
>>145930437
>tfw no D.Va sister that orders you around as she watches TV, plays video games and eat snacks, and see her in her panties sometimes or just admire her for how cute she is.
I dunno why I'm asking this since It's basically just fuel for the rage-fire, but:
What hero is the most fucking frustrating for you to play against?
>Be Mercy
>"THE DRAGON BECOMES ME"
Basically means I'm about to die because nobody likes to stop Genji on my team. Fuck that cyborg weebshit
>>145930893
>not just flying around the place when he ults
It's like you want your team to lose
>not just rezing everyone afterwards and watch all the cocks go up his ass
>>145930975
Where do you ask that I fly? To a teammate who isn't going to turn around so I can get stabbed in the back?
Phara works nicely but I will ALWAYS be that faggots target
>>145931080
This is why you got to have constant map awareness, to escape at any moment.
reminder reaper is best character
>>145930716
If D.Va was my sister I'd definitely molest her.
>>145923190
Soon.
>>145931192
Come on, it's almost impossible to get away from that gayboi when he ults. That's the idea of an ult, an easy cheesey kill
>>145931234
I respect him for shredding tanks but that's it
>>145931296
You get a very loud notice to get the fuck out of there.
>>145931234
I need to play with him more.
Best hero for carrying pub shitters? I'm thinking Zarya; the only thing she really has going against her is her slow ult build up.
Who else /betterwhendrunk/ here
How bad am I?
>>145931661
fuck carrying, just go solo win every game
with Roadhog time
>>145931661
If you're really fucking good? Widow.
If not play a tank well.
>*gong* TEAM KILL!
>>145931687
>not taking Adderall
What are the parameters for a cute butt? We need to objectively rate the OW cast.
Post'em Friends.
>>145931839
Tracer's butt is a cute butt.
>>145931819
>join game
>DEFEAT
What pairings need more art?
Mei/Bastion reporting in.
Concept art of Doomfist
>>145930579
>All this Ace Combat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVx1kq0B38U
>>145931661
Hanzo
>Enter the game, the entire rest of my team is level 100+ (probably a team of 5 queued together)
>Opposing team is average level 50
>ohshitthisgunnabgud.jpg
>A dirty stomping happens pretty much like you'd expect. First game we don't let them even get the payload on Numbani, 2nd game we move the payload across uninterrupted.
>Map change, teams get shuffled, now I'm with the 50s
>Leave immediately before the game starts
Haha not catching me with that shit today Blizzard
Cuteboys
>>145932345
But doesn't some of the shrapnel miss then?
>>145932416
That's no boy, anon
reminder to give mercy players occasional headpats so they don't kill themselves
Junkrat/Roadhog when
P O L I S H E D
>load into game
>two Hanzos
>>145932527
They don't even like each other.
>>145932061
>Mei x Bastion
>>145932549
>We need a healer
>We need a tank
>Fucking useless team
Nice game, owbabs
>Winston is actually fun to play
>>145932549
>load into game
>DEFEAT
I want to _______ pharah
>game two loads into hanzo
>>145932632
Did you alt tab
I got this too before.
>tfw not aware of a steam group or anything to play with /vg/
playing solo is killing me now
>>145931728
I would hope you're an awesome Mei and competent Lucio at least. You've played McCree and Reinhardt enough to understand them.
The rest you're clueless on from a play perspective, but you obviously deal with them all the time.
I wouldn't say bad but I highly recommend rounding out your roster experience so you have even better knowledge of the characters to further improve your overall gameplay.
>>145932580
>>145928982
guess it's a good thing they do almost no damage, are easy for any hero in the game to kill, and can't move
So is Junkrat retarded or just a mad genius with those explosives he has?
>>145932681
Trust me, it's better than playing with /vg/ shitters 90% of the time. Have a look at the discord if you don't believe me.
>>145932450
Lots of boys play her, though
>>145932667
Lovingly impregnate and raise a family with her.
Every time some shitter tells me to swap hero, I do and then I intentionally sabotage the game by not doing anything. Just stand in the spawn room till there's 3 seconds left and leave.
Who else here #passiv-eaggressiveasfuck?
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>>145932412
>>145932737
he's australian
>>145932312
>Not immediately proving you're competent and asking to join their party
I made a bunch of level 100+ friends who often 4-6 man. I basically got on their team and showed them I wasn't an idiot and asked to party with them. Now we play together all the time and its nice.
>>145932681
Start one.
>>145932748
I play her, but I'm aA MAN
>>145931923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI
>>145932715
UTILITY
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>>145932737
A genius of shitposting
>>145932580
Have you even read the comics
>>145932737
He's low key retarded but hes like redneck retarded. He can do everything a mechanic can but with an unconventional twist.
>>145932779
You're cancer.
KYS, familia.
I hope everyone is avoiding all the Mei players!
>>145932779
I'm willing to bet you never actually do this and are in fact so autistic you can only have fantasies about being passive aggressive
>>145932542
>copypasted mccree's emote
polished my ass
>>145931236
why do you guys keep using this one when this one loops better?
>>145932779
Sound's boring as shit. At least go hog and feed the enemies team ults if you insist on being a vindictive little shit.
>>145932667
git gud at
>>145931923
>>145923190
I want to marry dva and have little brats with her.
Is something wrong with me?
>>145928620
I really like the desert camo for Winston, but why did they pick blue as the contrasting color, and not (say) gold, like with Pharah's skin?
>Little sister who went Genji mode is now Widowmaker'ing in Practice VS AI
>She's playing her like a 76
>On the ground
I
ok
>>145923452
Roadhog takes 50% increased damage when using his inhaler.
>>145932862
Get a load of this dork.
>>145932901
nah just zarya, roadhog and winston players for being fun police on the enemy team and dead weight on my team
>>145932916
>that slight jiggle
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGshame about her face
>>145932953
Spoiler image for you.
>>145932916
Too bad her face is fucking ugly.
SAMUS SKIN WHEN
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUSTICE RAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS
>>145932667
lower my mmr and then play some
hello summerfriends
>>145932976
Give her your Oni-san dick
>>145932916
It don't matter. The face is the same.
>>145932904
I do it 4reals, but only when the team is shit and the person is being exceptionally rude about it.
>>145932976
Your sister sounds cute in a completely platonic way and you should let me play video games with her
>>145932509
>Didn't even shoot the Hanzo
What the fuck shitter MMR is this?
>>145933003
Anon I haven't read the comics either in full but 3 seconds of reading on Junkrat's page tells you that he literally started a giant shootout with the cops because one of them called "his friend" (verbatim) fat
Roadhog and Junkrat are best buds, they give each other shit but they genuinely care for the other
>>145932964
I want to like security chief but the color scheme is so bland.
>>145933083
get thicker skin faggot
Any sonyggers on? Britbong here sick of playing with randos
Also console pleb Id list when?
>>145932998
>burglarize and blows everything up
>neutral
>>145932998
how is roadhog evil? I accept chaotic but not evil.
Also Hanzo is regretful of what he did when he was younger, now he's just a guy trying to atone as far as I know so he's probably true neutral since i think he even abandoned his clan's code
>>145931236
>>145932916
>not focusing on Mei's jiggling tits
???
>>145932715
cozypig a best.
>>145932580
>he doesn't know that Australian banter is the highest form of affection
>reaper teleport to a high spot
>jump down ulting
>then he just ghosts to the nearest HP , recovers his life fully
>gun down the winston going after him
>go behind the hanzo and kills him
>ghosts to the nearest hp and recovers his life
>teleport to a high spot
>rinse and repeat
>>145932656
>Moving you to a more balanced game
>load game
>DEFEAT
>>145933189
i hate this fucking clip because it reminds me of how ugly that d.va's face is
>>145933131
it's what happens when you're on the other side of forced 50 and you get an incompetent team against you
>>145933136
I love it. It makes her look like a proper soldier, with military grade tech. Her basic look is just too slick and polished, more akin to a parade dress, or something.
>>145932916
That doesn't loop much better. Someone should make a pingpong animation for the loop.
>>145933187
Hanzo is still a real cunt towards Genji.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10502897/
Important poll.
>>145933165
Right here govana but im stuck at bloody work matey.
>>145932998
Symmetra's lawful evil
>>145929238
literally no one looked at you at all. Did your friends just buy the game?
>top-30s with a character
>afraid to play him anymore
>>145933229
Oh no, better beg Blizzard to nerf him instead of thinking of counterplay!
Does it count towards yourself getting the leaver penalty if your party leader always leaves as a group or is it only him who gets punished?
>>145933353
No one cares except you. Just play.
>teammates are forcing you to solo push the cart so they can do whatever
>you're the healer
>>145933353
Gotta keep ranking up with that character so you can get a sponsorship.
Top online players always get sponsorships.
>>145933187
>how is roadhog evil? I accept chaotic but not evil.
>Roadhog is a ruthless killer with a well-earned reputation for cruelty and wanton destruction.
>Little by little, his humanity was forgotten. The last vestiges of Mako faded away and the ruthless killer Roadhog was born.
Also Hanzo was formerly the leader of a criminal syndicate, who is now an assassin for hire
>>145933408
>reaper counter is McCree
>McCree gets nerfed
>reaper is now a big faggot
Im gonna ask for a nerf, prepare yourself
>>145933289
"You will never amount to anything; brother."
The "story" of Overwatch is going to become a Marvel's Civil War thing. The heroes will be divided into who is and isnt an Omnic racist.
Who do YOU think is an Omnic racist?
>>145932061
You keep that ommie away from my waifu
>>145933513
>DIE D
>whoa dere
>>145933431
Group doesn't go with you.
>>145932805
wow it's that easy then isn't it
i like steam chat and hanging out so why not just use steam...feel free to hang, anyone looking to create groups ingame.
/groups/OWVG
>>145933336
>Symmetra
>evil
no
>>145933434
The most important person cares anon
me
>leaving when the map is loading is considered leaving during a match
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUFCK YOU
I'm not ragequitting before a defeat, I'm quitting because half of the maps are fucking shit
>>145933476
Good. Let the enemy come.
>>145932916
Here's some more D.Va
>>145933610
Her intentions are good but she works for the bad guys. She's the most likely red herring.
>>145933667
Just play the game you massive vagina
>>145933489
how did arturo end up on daigo's stream
i can't imagine that going super well
>killing an ulting pharah as pharah
i-im sorry friend.... widow was going to do it anyway, i need the kills more.
>>145932580
>>145933134
They're basically Jay and Silent Bob.
how many matches do you needa leave before blizzard fuks u?
>>145933610
She works for the evil corporation that Lucio overthrow to free his people.
She herself objects to the fucked up methods they use, but she accepts it as a way to bring peace and order.
She doesn't go around saying "I want to be a good person and help everyone," she says "I want to restore order."
>>145933691
We all know she's ugly dude, it's posted every fucking thread
>>145933714
id rather drag my huge boy pussy across a mile of broken crt screens than play on the african shithole on attack
>>145928620
kys vateilika my man
>>145933537
We know Torb and Zarya are.
Road and junk, for sure.
>>145931839
Sensitivity of the anus is important.
>>145933691
>wanna see a cute gamer girl
>too bad! It's me, Jw.Va
>>145933537
Zarya and Torb are obviously and they're not shy about it. In King's Row Torb goes /pol/ on giving omnics any rights.
>>145933732
The real question is how many do you need to play before getting unfucked? I've been fucked for days now but i didn't know about >>145933667
>>145933289
>Hanzo mourning his brother's death
>Brother reveals self
>GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SHOOT YOU
>Temple of Anubis Attack
>Team instalocks Hanzo Genji Tracer
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP BEING SO FUCKING GARBAGE
>>145933864
It's just a game dude I'm having fun how about you stop being a tryhard
>>145933698
>>145933738
Symmetra was basically kidnapped from a young age and forced to work for them
Her obsession with order makes her LN, since she isn't evil, but she's not exactly altruistic either
>>145933864
Just pick lucio or reinhardt
I don't see the problem
Atleast its not 2 hanzos
Hey I'm new which characters should I not play in the different maps
>>145933698
Yeah, after they used her to drop a skyscraper on civilians she's definitely no longer okay with Vishka's M.O.
I mean, her comic ended with her trying to convince herself that they weren't monsters, but just look at her face. She can't unsee that child's ruined face and she can't ignore the shit Vishka's doing in Rio.
I bet if they expand the canon out it'll be revealed she let Lucio steal the sonic tech or otherwise aided & abetted the rebels.
>>145932998
>Reaper
>Neutral evil
>Has a hate boner for Overwatch
>play as aggressive Reinhardt
>get 4 gold medals, play of the game
>"man this will make a great webm"
>black screen at the end of the game
>have to exit to desktop
>>145933308
Reins helmet is just too generic.
Good to see a fellow crafting anon. I used to make life size replicas on monster hunter hear, then moved to souls games items. Current project: elder prince lorian armor.
>Win 4 games in a row
>Suddenly put in a game with 30 seconds left and my team hasn't even taken first point
>Heard that if you don't pick a character you don't get the loss
>Hit ESC
>Suddenly I'm Winston and inside the game
>Lose a game I didn't get to play
>Forced 50% strikes again
Why did hitting ESC put me into the game instead of giving me the options window? Why does Blizzard punish people for doing well?
>>145933537
Possibly Reaper, though I don't think he really gives a shit.
"Tin cans, a dime a dozen."
>>145933939
Here's who you should as a new:
>Gibraltar, Hollywood, Dorado, Volskaya
Toblerone
>Everywhere else
Junkrat
>>145933864
>defense is the torb/mercy/rein/bastion classic
>TOO MANY SNIPERS
>anti-omnic alliance
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>Torb
>Roadhog
>? (Hanzo?)
>?
vs the Omnic confederacy
>Zen
>Bastion
>Tracer
>Genji
>Symmetra
>Lucio
Everyone else is undecided
>>145933939
Don't ever play zenyatta
>>145934017
It's "a diamond dozen" retard
How is Blizzard going to make this game any sort of balance when two completely different sets of characters dominate the different platforms?
>>145932998
>>145933503
>Roadhog
>Chaotic Evil
>Steals ice cream and plush toys
>>145934093
They already said they're doing different balancing for PC and consoles
>>145932998
Mei is fucking CE and you know it
>>145934093
lol consoles
>>145932737
Yes. His weapons are more damaging than military grade rockets
>>145934093
Different patches
There, oh fuck so hard oh my god
they're never going to fix the garbage fucking matchmaking are they
I'm so tired of steamrolls, even if I'm on the wining side, it's so boring and unfun
What heroes are bad so I can stop having fun with them?
>>145933926
I think that's more lawful evil, considering she's willfully subjecting herself to an evil authority at this point.
She disagrees with the authority but she values the order more than she values her own judgment and is actively working to further their efforts.
>>145931936
Step up your game Senpai
>Dat webm quality
Conceptually it was my best work - but unfortunately it ran too long.
>>145934147
and the crown jewels
>>145934204
we'll see how competitive does
I thought of another (80s pop song) theme: "Holding Out For A Hero" for Reinhardt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0
>I need a hero!
>I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night...
>He's gotta be strong
>And he's gotta be fast
>And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
>>145934091
Holy shit do you actually believe that? Here's your (you)
>>145934267
>transitions
are you from /dbg/
>>145934204
Guarantee you this game would feel so much better without ultimates, or with a nerf to ultimate charge in some fashion. That is the one thing that continuously gives this feeling of "Okay well they outright win this.", purely because somebody got multiple kills with a single Q, which required little effort.
>>145934267
>star wipe
>>145934267
Where's the Sandstorm music
>>145933691
Everybody knows what she looks like anon.
>>145933947
>A neutral evil villain does whatever they can get away with. They are out for themselves, pure and simple. They sheds no tears for those they kill, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. They have no love of order and holds no illusions that following laws, traditions, or codes would make them any better or more noble. On the other hand, they don't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.
>Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.
>Neutral evil represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
>Neutral evil characters care only for themselves, and do whatever they think they can get away with. They place no stock in the ability of laws or codes to protect them, and thus don't bother to follow them. At the same time, they're less spontaneous and prone to whimsy than chaotic evil characters. In some ways, neutral evil is the purest form of evil, unburdened by any other tropes or tendencies. Whether a neutral evil character has chosen to practice evil for its own sake or—more often—simply has no empathy for others, the result is the same: cold, unfeeling cruelty.
Yep this is basically Reaper
>>145934359
no ults would make defense WAY too fucking easy, because you wouldn't have a consistent way to crack a solid defense
>>145934204
You can always hope that competitive play will actually be competitive and not quick play 2.0.
>>145934267
>that fucking star wipe
I actually choked and it fucking hurt
>>145934060
Junkrat doesn't care for the omnics either.
>>145934359
If your team can be wiped by a single ult with no effort then that's your fault
>>145934267
based
>playing a game earlier today
>temple of anubis
>last picked reinhardt because I always last pick to fill
>immediately lead team to capturing first point
>5 minutes of failed attacks on second point
>feels like team can't kill anyone
>notice I, Reinhardt, am silver in damage
>switch to Zarya so we can kill something
>Widowmaker on my team starts complaining on mic he doesn't have the Reinhardt shield to shoot behind
>literally never stood behind me once when I was playing Reinhardt
>their Widowmaker has killed him constantly the entire time without a Reinhardt shield to baby him
>tell him to switch to a hero he isn't bad at in chat
>guy says I might be mentally retarded on mic
>get on the mic and tell him it's hard to understand his bitching because of his gayish lisp
>tell him to do something or just leave the game
>he mumbles something on the mic in a quiver voice then leaves
>>145934267
i missed your hilarious transitions dude
>hey kaplan, people in csgo forums are complaining about wallhackers
>brilliant! we'll add a wallhack into our game!
who the fuck thought that widowmakers teamwide wallhack is a good idea?
>>145934225
She is largely kept in the dark about Vishkar's shady activities, and is really more naive than anything else
>>145933864
>Anubis Attack
>not going Genji to break up any cancerous enemy comp and get at least the 1st point
>probably not even aware of the dank Genji flank route
t. low mmr player
>>145934267
>it loops
>love playing hanzo
>want to buy one of the wolf legendaries because they look cool + are lowkey p2w (hiding ult sound)
>summer skins coming soon and something better might be released
>>145934530
because it's nice to have, not particularly gamebreaking, and you can literally hear when a widow casts it? she says some shit in french really loudly
>nail an enemy mercy in the face with a concussion mine
>it kills her
The best feeling. Mercy bullying with Junk in general is great.
>>145934521
Haha what an epic match my man thanks for sharing!
>>145934490
Oh I meant to have him in there, replace the second roadhog with junkrat
12 reinhardts is probably the most fun I've had in this game
How do you counter a 5 symmetra and 1 lucio team? Just 5 winstons 1 lucio?
>>145934409
>Widowmaker
Has there ever been any good Widowmaker cosplay?
>>145934598
No problem xD
>>145934548
In the comic she watches them blow a bunch of shit up and light half a town on fire man.
>>145934642
pharah
junkrat
1 or 2 widows
Man the tryhard autist stacks really come out at night
Man I feel like shit after carrying so much all day.
>>145934642
1 winston
>>145934267
These never fail to make me laugh god damn it
Please keep going, if you can do one for cheesy kills on heroes like McCree or Hanzo too I would die
>Pro teams picking Hanzo more because their Widowmakers can't headshot
BAKA Even Taimou was playing the jap today
Mercy is cute. CUTE!
Also best healer, prove me wrong.
To win, every team needs a _____!
>>145934669
And then she asks if they were responsible and they tell her of course not, and she believes it because she wants to, badly.
>>145934749
>caring about muh pro scene
>>145934225
I this page is less her reaffirming the end justifying the means and more her trying and failing to convince herself of that. I hope she ends up working with the rebels.
>>145931234
Tracer is clearly best grill, followed by Dva
Mei's left click needs 3-5m more range
>>145934669
She's quite surprised by it too
>>145934451
Well sure you would. Clever use of shields, heals, harder to avoid damage like Pharah's Rockets, Junkrat's grenades and shit, etc. It's definitely possible. I'd argue much more possible than it is currently, WITH ultimates.
>>145934603
You've never had a 12 man lucio hockey game
>>145934782
winner
>Pick Hanzo
>"Few offense heroes"
>Why is Blizzard retardedHanzo's actually believe this
>>145934669
And what was she supposed to do about it? She tried to save as many people as she could, she didn't know that Vishkar was going to blow up that building, and she looks extremely guilty about the whole thing
>>145934583
>widowmaker on defense pops it
>if your hero has under 250hp you have to wait for 15 seconds before you can do anything
>>145934595
Bullying tracers feels great, too.
>Route 66
>enemy has two tracers
>slap down a trap
>they always dash into it
>they slowly turn around as I then unload in their faces
So good
>>145934749
Who cares about pro play, and why do you faggots mention Taimou every thread like he is the mouth of overwatch?
>attack on Temple of Anubis
>switch to Bastion because our team is shit
>we start getting better
>healer complains that I shouldn't be playing him on attack
>this is all while I'm on fire
>he says I'm useless
>I'm leading the team with eliminations, objective eliminations, objective time, and damage done
>we win because my ult clears out the last point
This game seriously needs an in game scoreboard so shitters can shut the fuck up
>>145934723
That's because all the little autistic Billy's and Jimmy's are practicing for their scrims
>>145934884
>That pork asteroid
>Zarya
lmao
>>145934884
>>145934780
best for bullying
>>145934583
>not particularly gamebreaking
>only ulti a tive on death
zarya is damn good, she's my favorite tank now. i used to play winston only.
>>145934840
Yeah, and she's immediately more concerned with the loss of life of those inside and below while her boss is talking about how the competing contractors are out of the picture.
>>145934643
There hasn't been any good Overwatch cosplays I have seen yet. All I ever see get posted is painfully mediocre/bad cosplays only liked because sex appeal.
>team can't deal any damage
>switch from mercy to soldier half way through the match
>gold elims and damage
>>145934267
>star wipe
>on Hollywood
>>145934315
It fits him pretty well.
I think this suits Reinhardt and Soldier as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0
>>145934904
You being on fire should be all they need to see
>>145935005
>used to play the easiest no skill character
>now play him and the second easiest no skill character
can't make this shit up
>>145934995
Torb
Mei
Zarya
Lucio
etc
>>145934974
If you know how to aim and aim for headshots her pistol is pretty useful. I've defended myself against Meis and Genjis but fleeing to the nearest ally is infinitely easier.
>>145935049
Miami Connection is such a beautiful trainwreck.
>>145934904
But then that would just cause people to bully the shitters dragging down their team, and we can't have that because it's toxic behavior :((((
>>145935030
>quick play
>join Route 66 30s before ending, we're attacking and haven't captured the first point yet
>rush in with 76, plop my biotic field on the cart and start tearing shit apart
>we cap the first point
>we keep tearing shit apart
>we get to the final point
>we lose
>>145935085
>muh skill
And they were still more useful to the team than your skilful genjishitting
>>145935085
Being a good winston isn't easy
>lol autoaim how hard can it b
Who has the worst ultimate
http://www.strawpoll.me/10523221
>scroll through someone's overwatch tag for good fanart
>drawing of 76 eating out reaper's ass with some flowery song lyrics as the description
this site is weird
>>145935025
>what is bubblehog
>Trying to play this game at all without friends
Why did Blizzard not have the forethought to put in a solo playlist. It is literally impossible to win matches in solo unless the enemy team are fucking drooling retards.
>>145935085
>zarya
>easy
i bet you main widow
>be zenyatta
>somehow gold in damage and dmg
What the fuck team.
>>145934598
>widow confirmed
>>145935101
Torb's turrets go back to standard mode when he dies.
None of the othrrs last 15 seconds either.
>>145935206
Hey man, I've learned to just ignore that shit. Same goes for all the smut I read too on ao3, some talented people. But good god I don't fucking care what playlist you listened to make it.The hanzo titjob i saw today was GOD TIER
>>145935160
how are you going to defend yourself from raining grenades
>>145935204
d.va it's not even close
>anyone who's played more than 0 seconds can just move out of the way
>blocked by even the thinnest objects
>several characters can completely negate it
>slowest charging ult in the game
>turns her into the weakest character in the game
>>145935275
Zenyatta shits out damage guy
>be mercy
>be filthy healslut for entire team
>after match they give me an epic
feels good
>join game
>reaper / hanzo / genji / tracer / d.va
>they spread out around the map and die one at a time
How do you carry this?
>>145934884
oh god damn
that model isn't buff enough to be zarya but god DAMN
Reminder that Zarya is perfectly balanced. Just don't shoot her shields lmao
>>145935330
>play with a friend
>he's level 16
>always gets caught by dva and hanzo ult
he didn't play in the open beta, he'll learn... right?
How mad would /owg/ be with attack Torbjorn?
>>145935275
to be fair zen's damage is actually insane if you can keep him alive
>>145934884
>>145934974
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>>145935390
>be mercy
>also be heal slut
>tfw service the entire team with all my holes regardless of win or loss, if it's a loss i'm the cumdumpster to relieve their rage/stress
>>145935204
Hanzo, it's just as easy to dodge as D.Va but isn't as good at area denial. Faster charge rate though so it's pretty close.
Post of the General
me
>>145935025
>he didn't see the turret cosplay
>>145935443
this
he's the epitome of glass cannon, stay alive and fucking MELT tanks
why did reaper have to be a mexican
>Playing Tracer
>first point on Hollywood
>Zoom through first gate using all my charges
>mcree, 76, and Lucio all start chasing me
>baiting them with dashes, recalls and that one large health kit underneath
>three people die on my team in a 5v3
Annoying.
>>145934904
It really does. I was playing Lijiang Tower on Control Center. Our team consisted of a Mercy, Lucio, Reinhardt, McCree, Genji, and Tracer (me). Despite being gold in literally everything but healing, I was called out on the mic to change my hero.
>Tracer isn't really good on this map
>I'm gold everything, what are you talking about
>It doesn't matter, we need something else
>We're not losing because I'm playing Tracer
>I have over 200 hours in closed beta and just as much now, I know what I'm talking about
>>145935275
This shit fits for a reason.
>>145935425
You can get fuck'd by hanzos because it's directional audio cue isn't that obvious and if you can't see it coming you can easily get caught by it.
D.Va's though you can stand behind one of the stop signs in in hollywood.
>>145935538
>mexican
hes from L.A.
>>145935025
Is Zenyatta good as a solo support?
>>145935049
That's something Rein would listen to, for sure.
I wonder if "U can't touch this" would be too corny for Lúcio's theme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>My-my-my-my music hits me so hard
>Makes me say, "Oh my Lord,
>Thank you for blessing me
>With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet."
>>145934884
>Pierced nipples
Absolutely disgusting.
>>145934267
>those transitions
>MY team can never push the payload the final 10 meters
>Neither can the enemy team
What sort of fresh hell is this.
>It's a "You're the only one pushing the point" match
>It's a "Your team only pushes when it's the last 30 seconds" match
>It's a "People die to really incompetent enemy teams because they don't know to use their character properly" match
>It's a "Someone on your team uses a character you know how to use much better and they suck ass at it" match
>It's a "You got 2 eliminations and 10 seconds on the objective with gold medals" match
>It's a "Two people pick the same hero and then it snowballs into a meme round with 4-6 of the same character" match
>It's a "Winston doesn't know how to play correctly and wont ever kill the Snipers / squishy heroes" match
I love playing with my friends, but those hours when they're not on is just dreadful.
>>145935697
so which character is the gay one
>>145935538
>Doesnt sound Mexican
>Is completely covered unless youre using the origins skin
>Literally the knowledge alone is enough to trigger /pol
>>145935615
LA is northern mexico
>>145934409
>Gif
these normies...
>>145935484
>it's just as easy to dodge as D.Va
nah it isn't unless you're retarded and shoot it at long range
using it at like 15 meters is optimal
>>145935747
>thinking it's ranked competitive
>not realizing it's just a quickplay casual where everyone is doing whatever they want to have fun
hello my reddit friend
>>145935776
you lmao
>>145935706
that's the only good part m8
>>145935776
Luciopharah and mercy
>>145933691
It's a true crime that such a hot bod is burdened with such an ugly butterface.
>>145935783
>Zarya is one of the best characters in the game
>strong, nationalistic, hates Omnics because she fights against them on the reg
>the fact that she has pink hair triggers the fuck out of /pol/ even though she's basically like them
>>145935776
Cherchez la femme.
>>145935759
>Rein a fan of the Hoff
Yes, I think we all know that? But I don't want to pick any of Hoff's songs for him, that's too straight forward and unimaginitive.
>>145935275
I'm of the opinion that if you're ever above 50% winrate you HAVE to hard carry your team else you'd just lose all your games. Nobody else on my teams has proven they can carry or even be self sustaining enough to contest the point without gettng randomly picked off by a tracer, roadhog or widow.
>>145935609
Blood lust was god teir. Recently got the blue ray.
>>145933742
You say that but we all know we'd give her babies if we could.
>>145935925
it's 'che che la femme' you uncultured swine
>>145935876
>>145935941
>hoff has been long dead during the events of this game
>>145935025
Found a pretty good D.Va
>>145936030
Pardon my French, butOkay. sorry.
I hope every Hanzo player gets cancer and dies
>>145935696
Competent team? Yes. The simultaneous function of debuff, sniper, and healer can be a huge asset. He's a diamond in the rough.
On a pub? No. He's a good secondary though. Don't listen to shutters in chat. He can gold on damage and push points with his ult
>>145935275
>damage and dmg
>Internet is potato on-off nightmare and I only managed to get 30 minutes of decent matches
>found the strength of Symmetra on defense
Why is she listed as support?
im beginning to develop a horrible addiction to this game. I get up and try to play quietly but end up waking up my roomates anyways because of hot headedness.
Any anons. Know of any ways of taking out mad quietly. Its not like I get ultra autist spergy and hit shit. Ill just like.. yell a word... like Why.. or Fuck.
>>145936092
i want to marry this girl
>>145936056
>Hasslehoff's music is considered "the classics" in 2076
>>145936142
>competent team
Unless you play with a full stack, this is not happening
>>145935427
Attack Torb works pretty well on Payload if you have a Rein shielding it.
>>145935983
>doesn't show all the things be brutally ripped apart by his attacks.
Damn it's so perfect too.
when zenyatta dies and drops his balls people should be able to trip and fall on them like junkrats martyrdom
the junkrat voice line for happy birthday cracks me the fuck up god damn
>>145935925
Do you have a closeup of her aiming with her finger?
>>145935972
>never drop below 50% WR
>get full tryhard premades
Sometimes when I just want to tank my winrate down, my team carries me anyway.
Why are tanks so boring in this game? Literally the last locked class in every game. I hate tank myself. I don't like playing any of them except Winston occasionally but he's not even a tank he's a mobile harasser.
>>145936225
it annoys the fuck out of me
>>145936204
It's rare, but yea I do usually run with a full team in a call, so that makes zen 100% better
>>145936218
I bet you're still waiting for your balls to drop
>Obese american "women" cosplaying as D.Va
>>145936162
So they can justify her retarted auto aim shit.
They couldn't think of an ability too balance out those lasers, so they just slapped a shield on her and called her a support.
>>145936279
roadhoge is fun as fuck. The only tank that i get bored with is unfortunately reinhart
>>145936162
All of the support champions have two or more support abilities. Characters that don't have two support abilities aren't called supports.
>>145936218
>4 enemies hooked
>14% hook accuracy
Why would you even show that card ahahahaha
>>145936285
I wish I had that option. I usually have anywhere from 0-2 people who join me, most of the time it's 0.
>>145936279
Roadhog and Zarya aren't too bad imo, Reinhardt and Winston are the epitome of boring though.
>>145936279
tanks are pretty much just safer versions of offense classes
>>145936192
>>145936092
back off she's mine kid
>>145936092
>Get this skin
>Along with voice line "I can bench more than you"
Send help
>>145936243
I actually did, but I thought it looked ugly so I deleted it. I can whip one up if you need one for shitposting orfappingpurposes.
If I like playing absolute madmen in games, who are some good choices in overwatch?
>>145936363
Get 4 golds as Reaper with a silver in healing
>28 souls consumed 25 eliminations
>>145936469
this is a shit mei
>>145935972
i have resorted to playing soldier every time i play solo because he is probably the most self sufficient hero save for roadhog but i find that guy to lean too heavily towards burst damage
>>145936056
David Hasslehoff is huge in Germany. He's like their lil wayne or whatever.
>>145936469
>cropping out the blubber
Fuck off?!
>>145936491
Junkrat and Reinhardt are literally absolute madmen
>>145936491
Junkrat
>>145936175
Every time you have an outburst, just tell yourself mentally "No!" like you would to a misbehaving child or pet. Make a conscious effort to become calm again quickly.
>>145936491
Play Tracer and be a crackwhore on steroids.
>>145935427
Not mad at all, it's my go to when we have 2 snipers, 2 genjis or 5 tracers
>>145936469
That looks like shit, lenseless glasses trigger me to no end.
>>145936491
Junkrat for bombing his way to Paradise.
Reinhardt to Iron Giant his team to victory.
>be winning a game
>about to finish pushing the payload
>three people on enemy team quit
>"Not enough players for the match"
>kicked back to menu before completing the round
>auto-joins another game immediately
>joins the losing side of 5v6 with 30 seconds left
It's been a long time since I've actually been mad at a video game. I am now fucking mad at a video game.
>>145935560
Every.
Single.
Time.
>>145936491
Reindhart or Trashmouse
>>145936279
>Put rules of nature 10 hours edition on.
>Play reinhardt.
>Always use my ult right on the chorus.
>Catch 4 unguarded and smack the shit out of them.
Reinhardt is fun as fuck if you play him aggressively.
>win too often
>get stomped until my winrate is back at 45-55%
>now i get easy opponents and win too often
>...
don't play at night kids
>>145936363
>have a shitty game as Pharah
>card for direct hits
>13%
>>145936470
>he doesn't have I will break you as voice line
>>145936641
>>145936613
>>145936569
>>145936572
How decent is junkrat on attack? I ask since he is labeled as defensive.
>>145936021
stop projecting at least the mei fart fetishist have the decency to not pretend everyone shares their degeneracy.
people complain about overtime alot but nothing gets me harder than the four minute long double capture overtimes you get on KOTH maps when both teams are good. The frantic constant teamfights are what i live for in this game and if i could i would only queue for KOTH so i can get them more
I LOVE REAPER
>>145936502
>get 4 gold medals as reinhardt, 25k damage blocked, 20 killstreak
>don't even get a card
>genji gets a card for 2 deflect eliminations
>>145936279
I don't mind playing Dva, especially if they make her a little more tank-y in the future.
>>145936193
I think there's a chance that the Hoff Rein listens to, is actually the (grand) son (or even daughter) of David Hasselhoff.
>>145923628
L2P<s>lay</s>
>>145936724
Junkrat is always a worthwhile pick
>>145936817
well memed
>>145936724
Junkrat is the one hero on the roster that no one will complain about having on their team, offense or defense. He's that versatile. He definitely performs better on defense since you'll get better usage from his bear trap, but his damage output is fucking nuts so he's good on offense.
>>145936772
>overtime koth
>enemy gets 2x winston and 2x tracer
might as well quit, it's so fucking annoying
>>145936772
Nah, fuck that. Fighting off a bunch of Winstons and a Lucio is fucking exhausting.
>>145936724
Poopmouse all depends on the stage, namely ones with small chokepoints close to hiding spots where you can just tape your m1 and go to sleep and collect free kills from safety. Literally just stop playing it'll make no difference.
>>145936724
He's like the Demoman. Says Defense, but spam is spam.
>killcam shows mccree just blindly spamming his right-click at you
>>145936724
Junkrat is listed as a "defense" because most "Defense" classes are really just "area denial"
Junkrat is fantastic at breaking Bastion or Torbjorn turret nests, he just doesn't have as much mobility as the Offense classes
>>145936724
Good. You are still trying to control the objective from flanks. The enemy will be stacked on the point, so your AoE is very effective.
>>145936772
Long overtime makes for the best comebacks.
>>145936724
He works in all game types. Beware of powering up Zarya's though
Post your favorite heros in order as well as the other boards you browse because what the fuck
>Mei
>76
>Roadhoge
>Zen
>/v/, /vp/, /tv/, /asp/, /sp/, /x/
>>145936724
Fuckin' great, m8. >>145934882
Also great at fighting distracted Widowmakers, and makes tanking out tanks a snap; At least Winston or maybe Zarya.
>>145934780
She is cute but I prefer the boys who play her
this image makes my dick hard is there something wrong with me?
>>145936946
He has the bomb for that.
yoosh
>Tracer teammate throws a bomb into a W+M1 Mei's face
>I as Lucio blast her into her group
>four kills
>PLAY OF THE GAME
>>145935789
It's true. I live here.
>>145936901
>our junkrat does nothing but spam grenades on that one window in lijiang tower, the map with the wooden pillar in the center of the control point
>OVERTIME
>he just keeps
>spamming grenades
>it starts running out
>our lucio is just dashing to the point, junkrat could certainly make it with the speed boost
>nope
>spam grenade
>>145936724
Check the dps sheet my man.
>>145937013
It's fine if you want to be Hana
>>145936910
you see, the thing about that isi am the lucio
>>145937028
Yeah he can det-jump but then he has to decide if he wants to use his mine for damage or for a jump
>>145937087
DPS sheet?
Animated shorts about Morrison and Reyes recruiting members to Overwatch back in the old days when?
>>145937001
Junk
Road
Zarya
Lucio
/co/ /vg/ /mu/ /a/
WAIT SHIT, THAT REMINDS ME, IT'S TIME FOR TOONAMI
>Winrate's been above 50%
>Even though I haven't been trying
>Just wanna have fun on trashrodent
>Suddenly I'm with a duo that has voice comms and constantly bitchesPLS STOP
>>145937174
MUCH BETTER
>>145932061
Zarya X McCree
>>145937059
Junkrat is sniper for kiddies/retards who can't aim i.e. want kills from a safe place.
>played reaper
>always just stayed 100 feet away and plinked people for 20 damage all the time
>discarded him as trash
>today decide to look up some map info and found a bunch of flanks that are really easy to reach with shadowstep
>fuck shit up all day
Anyone else have that moment when you used to suck ass with a hero, but then something just clicks and you got gud with them?
>>145937059
>junkrat
>mcree
>hanzo
>mercy
>all on one team
This is the ultimate "no one touches the objective team", I watch these idiots lose games every single time we're teamed up together.
>>145937037
MADA MADA
>>145937214
Why do you even have voice com on?
>>145937275
I thought that was Hanzo?
>enemy team goes 0-100% in overtime
>>145930787
>>145937185
DPS sheet in the OP, he does retarded damage. The only thing is his aim is a bit inaccurate due to the spammy damage nature but you get the hang of it in no time.
i just got stomped into oblivion. masteroverwatch led me to believe that i was at least decent in this game (#20 junkrat in score/min), but i was wrong. i fucking suck D:
>>145936662
>this is how Blizzard handles "perfect" matchmaking
>>145937284
>play Reinhardt
>suck ass every time, no one makes use of my shield to fire at the enemy team unharmed
>listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
>suddenly, I understand
that fucking ult is so good and it charges so fast when you're aggressive
>>145937415
nice humblebrag faggot
>>145936662
I've only played at nights, how does it compare to days?
korea witchhunting this "hacker"
i cant read korean so i dont know whats suspicious about the first and last clip but the second one he has pretty absurd speed and precision on his teammates for shields at 23 seconds
https://youtu.be/xDbPp5JFQX8?t=23s
>>145937249
I'll go with the one Zarya actually has interactions so with.
>>145937284
>wtf zarya's gun is so weak how am I supposed to kill anything?
>these shields last for like 1 second, how useless
>oh wow if I use my bubbles right my gun gets really powerful
>if I'm fast, I can save people from Roadhog hooks all day
>holy shit if I conserve my bubbles properly, I'm basically invincible
>stand on point all fucking day
>4+ minute objective time every match
>RUSSIA STRONK MOTHERFUCKERS
>BZZZZZZZTTTTTT
>>145937498
it just proves that those stats mean literally nothing.
>>145937415
dat humblebrag
what a fag
>tfw just got 2 legendaries in 1 box
500 coins and Bloodhardt
>>145937458
>mccrees hat popping off when he gets bonked
every fucking time
I think Blizzard seriously puts bots in my game.
Bots that only main one character and proceed to be shit and drag me down.
Some of these fuckers don't even move pre-game.
>>145935697
This is pretty corny too, but "Poison" for Widowmaker? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
>Your cruel device,
>Your blood like ice.
>One look could kill,
>My pain, your thrill.
>>145937458
OHHH
YOU GOT ME HURTIN'
OHHH
YOU GOT ME PULLIN' CURTAINS
Neely, get back on adult swim soon
Every time I want to try out Symmetra I get utterly retarded team that can't hold the first point more than 30 seconds before losing it. I don't understand how she has the highest win rate of all characters when this shit happens every single time.
>>145937434
i only play at night and early in the morning, i assumed it was that way because there aren't enough players for matchmaking to work. how is it during the day?
>>145937585
you're literally in a bot game bro
>teammates walk into junkrat traps at the start of the match every fucking time
>enemy widow chucks her poison shit into our team, teammates walk into it every fucking time
>>145937585
Sometimes I alt-tab on my second monitor during pre-game.
>>145937656
>Alice Cooper
Yes
>>145937174
>No lenses in the frames
Nah
>>145937585
This is joke, yes?
>>145932509
>healbeam spam
Junkrat-tier. Disgusting.
>tfw you pharah just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pUa28ry_AU
>>145935275
If you're headshotting someone with a discord orb that's 135 damage a shot and I think the fire rate is about 2 orbs per second.
Here's how to improve Overwatch
Remove every "turret" character
Remove Junkrat
There, this game is perfect now.
REMEMBER
IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE MERCIES
BECOME VERY SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE IMMEDIATELY
>>145932412
Someone post the Zarya webm where she obliterates Mei's smug ass.
Who is the easiest character in the game other than bastion?
>>145937458
>team doesn't go in when you're being aggresive
> entire enemy team literally does a full 180 to turn around and deal with you
>land a 2man stun and make sure to kill the mercy
>die
>rest of team is getting zoned by a single widowmaker and a mei
>get PoTG and 3 golds
>team blames you for some random bullshit that doesn't even make sense
EVERY.TIME
>>145937701
There's no time to look down and shoot something.
>>145937768
honestly if I could remove any character it would be Mei
every game is instantly less fun if there's a mei on either side
>>145937776
tfw i was top 50 and now im nothing becuase i stopped playing for like a week
THIS FEELING
>>145937776
>michelle
:^) oh i'll become sexually aggressive alright.
>>145937768
>he can't kill a stationary target
>>145937814
winston, zarya, roadhog, rein kind of
you can just be a shield bitch and hold M1 with rein and do fine but you need good positioning and awareness to really play him well
>>145937776
That forced 50
none can escape
>>145937894
how many piss bottles you got, anon
I'm starting to embrace the fact that the shitty matchmaking keeps putting me on Korean servers; at least they know how to play the game
>>145937894
>i played a character for ten minutes and did alright
Why do junkrat's traps have so much fucking HP? I shouldn't have to sit there for 5 seconds shooting it.
>>145923190
too shiny
>>145937827
>charge ahead
>friendly Zarya gives you a barrier
>start swinging
>HAMMER DOWN
>kill two enemies
>enemy mercy goes Heil Hitler, they come back to life
>our Lucio breaks it down
>just keep fucking swinging
>almost dead
>another Zarya barrier
>keep fucking swinging
>HAMMER DOWN
>finally kill everyone
>>145937892I can make ya feel like somethin, friendo
>>145937776
i think i played with purposeful a couple times but it could have been someone else
>>145937984
40 matches so far
>nah you need 100
>nah you need 1000
>nah you need 5000 hours
>>145937870
>enemy Rein hammer downs
>instant red icewall blocks his target
lol Mei players all have downs holy shit
>>145937529
Raiden cannot stack up against the legend.
>>145937342
I don't. I'm saying I finally reached the place with voice comm duos that constantly talk.
>>145937913
>winston
>Zarya
They both require timing and are nothing without a team.
>>145938030
>he doesn't like oiled-up ass
>>145937698
no that was my practice match before going into quickplay
>>145938032
but i only care about numbers
and thats hella gay senpaiunless you are a cute girl
Touchdown or Barrage highlight intro for Pharah
Mechaqueen skin btw
>>145937737
>Operating at maximum efficiency
Kek
>Line up a charge as Reinhardt
>About to hit, feeling good
>Instead they just get popped up into the air and fly back a bit, despite very clearly nailing them dead-on with your charge
Makes me want to switch off of Reinhardt every single time.
can some post that drawing of a cartoonish Dva looking trough the gate of the enemy team spawn room
>>145937812
The facial expression is pure evil
>>145937998
Junkrat was made for people who in general have no skill. Don't expect Blizzard to nerf him they need him to keep all the 10 year olds who don't want to die but still get kills. His ult builds up super fast and it can easily wipe a group. Junkrat was designed for kids and the handicapped with poor motor skills it's only fair and gets Blizzard more $$$
I'm not even level 20 and don't consider myself very good at the game, why do I do so much better than the rest of my team composed of level 40+ players?
How does anyone have fun with this game solo, how hard was it for Bilzzard to include a solo list?
Am I making too much sense? Is it too much to fucking god damn ask for a multiplayer game to not assume that you have 5+ other people at all times who want to play? Especially in a game like this where you literally cannot carry at all?
BOY TIME TO TRY AND HAVE FUN IN OVERWATCH TODAY OH WELL THERE'S ANOTHER LOSS BECAUSE MY TEAM ALWAYS HAPPENS TO BE COMPLETE IDIOTS WHILE THE OTHER TEAM ARE FUCKING TACTICIANS
>>145937776
>66% winrate with Mercy
How.
>>145938180
>not liking cute boys
literal shit taste
>>145938097
Raiden is actually canonically the strongest character in Metal Gear and the true successor to Solid Snake, Ocelot is the successor to The Boss/The Joy and is the one who ended the patriots but Raiden is the one doing all the cleanup in the post-Patriots world.
Let's have one of these
>>145938180
It's not gay if you're in enough denial
>>145923017
>You will never be given an hour to use Widowmaker as you see fit for successfully completing whatever terrorist act Talon wanted done this week.
>>145938346
>>145937585
>Tracer's bomb is on her back
I feel stupid for just noticing this
>>145936910
prob just get 2x mei 2x reaper 2x junkrat
>be Zenyatta
>be only supporter
>Nepal, pretty balanced, lost in round 3 with like 80%
>my own team complains that Zenyatta is useless and that I didn't heal enough, literally laugh at me because I have no card to le upboat at the end
>did 10k healing with only 3k from ult, also silver in damage
Between LOL ITS JUST A GAME BRO WHO CARES and this shit, Overwatch has easily the worst community I've ever been a part of that I can remember. That was pretty much the first time in like 7 years that I got legimately upset and had to quit a game.
>>145938202
Barrage. Touchdown is only good when your using a skin to see her cute face.
>>145938346
So a big useless gun that doesn't matter in the real match?
>>145937001
>d.va
>tracer
>widow
>/x/, /a/, /k/
>>145938390
I'm going to keep forcing this until I see someone else post it.
>>145938326
>being gay
???
>>145938316
you play with a group
>>145938356
nah
>Hack-a-murr-ah
>>145938326
Genji is like 34 and looks like an overcooked sausage under his mask
>>145937001
>Mercy
>Reinhardt
>D.Va
>Pharah
I only browse /m/.
>>145938242
>That quick flip from naive girl to masochist ice bitch
Fucking satan
>>145938390
No it's definitely the expected
>stomp
>get stomped
>stomp
>get stomped
epic balance blizzard... simply ebin...
>>145938316
Either premades or very very lucky to not get shit players.
>>145938392
Where does she get the new one after she throws it?
>>145938346
>>145938242
>bored look as she slowly turns you into a Ice scuplture
>smirks while she charges up her icicle
>>145933537
It would probably be an even split of half the characters on one side, half the characters on the other. Who's on what side?
>>145936470
If I got this kind of drop I would be excited. Two dope sprays and the better Zarya legendary with a matching voiceline.
I rolled the fucking industrial one.
>>145938212
>line up a charge
>Mercy gets hit, bounces off my charge into a wall
>then she bounces off the wall and back into my charge
>PINNED
Why is combat mercy not that bad
>>145935321I'm interested in that anon. Please show it to me
>>145938489
Sadistic anon. Masochistic means she likes the spanking, not likes giving the spanking.
>>145938202
Mission complete you stupid retard
>>145935759
do you think being a fan of a musician means you solely listen to that musician and no one else, forever?
>>145938407
Good point.
Here's a smug Tracer for your trouble.
>catch 6 guys in my graviton surge
>play of the game is hanzo shooting his ult in my black hole
ebin
listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUuXeZWjWLk&index=1&list=LLyaQRk4XNLFyQzBgpNc_n4w
feels good man. thyis song is comfy af.
>>145938579
because 40 DAMAGE HEADSHOTS and pretty good mobility
Honestly, is there any worse hero to be killed by than Soldier 76?
If you get killed by one, you don't think you were outplayed. You don't think you made a mistake. You don't even get mad that they're playing some overpowered hero, because they aren't. You just sigh.
He takes literally zero skill to play. I mean I play him whenever I want to feel better about myself and make sure we win. I wonder if the people who kill me with him feel the same.
>>145938669
your fault for not immediately leaving any game when you see there's a hanzo in it
>>145938579
100dps (or so?) constant-projectile gun while she has a small hitbox. Same with zero suit D.Va.
>>145938346
>>145938162
The oil is all on the suit
>combat mercy
hey why don't you play lucio you fuckhead
well, im 0-9 tonight
gonna play until i get a win
>>145938435
>not being gay
>>145938579
because the pistol isn't shit like 99% of retards believe
as someone who plays both dva and mercy, i vastly prefer using the latter's peashooter
>>145938630
But she has a weird robot face with the mechaqueen skin, the only thing I don't like about it.
>>145938346
I'm just acasual
But why do people refuse to defend ever?
>>145937384
i-is this from my clip?
>>145938732
>If you get killed by one, you don't think you were outplayed.
Tell that to the Pharahs.
>>145938732
>I play him whenever I want to feel better about myself and make sure we win
i play him for fun, are you saying my fun is not genuine?
Anyone else getting constantly disconnected from games? I literally just bought the game and this keeps happening.
>>145938780
Stop playing zenyatta and you might actually win some rounds.
>>145938793
well she is wearing the helmet the whole time so it doesn't even matter
>>145938604
Ah thanks anon, learn something every day.
>>145938841
>99
>>145938793
>he doesn't want to fuck cute robogirls
What the hell kind of taste is this?
>>145938875
Not in the mission complete intro which is what >>145938630 suggested.
>>145938775
>killing anyone with lucio
You'd be lucky if you killed a fucking tracer.
anyone got bored of the game?
>>145938789
what ever fag
>>145938568
Is that the punk one? How did some of the skins even get the OK to be in the game?
>>145938823
M-muh KDR!
>>145938780
>complains about not winning
>plays memeyatta
Im dah combat merci killar!! :3333 anyone wanna pwn sum noobs wit me???? (console only!! >:))
>>145938202
Touchdown is objectively the best highlight intro for Pharah
>>145938917
>having sex with your mom
Just started playing for the first time.
Is it normal to have 4 Reapers and 3 Widowmakers in every game?
Every single game my team is like all DPS + Hanzo, and then me on Lucio or something
>>145939052
>>145938823
That's what happens to me every single game. Every. Single. Game.
>Want to play Pharah
>Have a 34% winrate with her
I need to just stop playing this game. It's obviously not made for me.
>>145939118
Console or PC?
Either way, low level games are shit. Just try to have fun while the game is new for you. There's plenty of time to be bitter and jaded later.
JUSTICE RAINS FROM MY ASS
>>145939118
This is normal for literally every game ever.
>>145939052
>>145939118
It'll stop once you level up some.
It's par for the course in any class-based game.
>>145939118
People rather play DPS and snipers than play a healer.
>When the enemy team clutters just right.
Mmmboi, finally got that cute spray.
>>145939206
its not ranked pham just play
>>145939118
well they got rid of the reaper counter so yeah expect a lot of reapers
remember to get your gay achievements like killing 4 people with d.va and junkrat's ults while you're still low level. by the time you hit 30 you get dropped into hell
>>145939268
>playing with anyone under rank 80
lol fagalag
>>145932542
First time I discovered that my mind was blown. TECHNOLOGY
>>145939296
Time to pick Widow.
>>145939290
I've given up on getting McCree's cute spray. Fuck I want it so badly though
>>145939206
Just get a Mercy to ride your dick all game
It's the easiest way to practice because you get punished far less for your mistakesAnd you can punish your friend once the game is over
>>145934780
If the enemy team has the monkey dick and your team is too incompetent to defend you, AUDIO MEDIC is way better
Did I just stumble into twitch lobby or something?
>>145939271
>no victory hop
>>145939271
Worst thing about this game. Ults like that. Sure, you're spotted quite often, but even if you weren't, there's really no excuse for "Press this button, get free kills."
>>145939386
>you will never lick that cleavage
>>145939290
its not very difficult to get them on console since level 40 on console is like level 10 on pc. Its very hard to get symmetra, i had to just place my tp out of spawn and run into it since people apparently refuse to use them
>>145939296
I recall one time where we won with no supports.
>>145939118
If you're just starting out play high skill cap heroes. Play the Genjis, play the Tracers, the entire offense cast sans reaper have sufficiently higher skill caps than the rest of the roster.
If you healslut/tank your way to a high lvl/ quickplay mmr and you discover you can't play these heroes it will make you feel awefull. Just worry about getting guud now. Proper team comp doesn't matter at that stage, you guys probably don't know how to utilize having a healer or rienhardt on your team.
>>145938874
>>145939046
holy shit, is tier hugging as necessary now as it is in hearthstone?
>>145939457
Why are people triggered by "gg ez" ?
>>145939296
xxShadow (Genji) has changed to (Symmetra)
How do I utilize Winston's ult?
>tfw play for 2 hours and it drops from 1,200 to 800
Is there anything worse than Bastion players who pick him regardless of the map type because they're only lvl 30 and have always had teams of unaware shitdicks who would walk into them 24/7 and give them POTGs?
I have had boosted Bastion mains get to where I'm at just to pick him in the WORST POSSIBLE MAPS. I mean how are you going to fucking do a damn thing on Lijang Tower or Nepal? How the fuck are you going to do anything useful on ANY of the Attack maps?
>>145939467
Fuck off. Loads of abilities in the game punish team cluttering, and other abilities counter them - if they had a Zenyatta or if the lucio had his ult up, they could've nulified it completely. The entire game is based off the knowledge of when to stick together, and when to scatter.
>>145939512
Mind if I ask why didn't you ice yourself?
>>145939410
Why do people even think this is a good combo it's just a free kill for 76/Widow/McCree.
>>145939407
yeah I hate ones that seem to be pure luck like that
like junkrat's mine into trap one was frustrating but you can skill it. for mccree, d.va and junkrat you need to get lucky against dumb dumbs
>>145939559
focus on one person or just knock the shit out of everyone away from the objective/off a cliff
winston is another bullshitter who charges his ult way too fast so just pop it whenever really unless there's like 30 seconds left and you have a chance to clutch out a win
>No one ults heal or do damage anymore, they are strictly some sort of CC type ability.
What is everyone's new ult?
>>145939512
>Froze yourself but burst out instantly
>No ice wall
You deserved to die here
>>145939458I actually did, but I couldn't fit it into the Webm and keep it under 3mb
>>145939052
Not this shit again
>>145939595
130dps gun, self-heal, can still flank as long as he moves around, ult is good. Unfortunately any people still playing Bastion are probably just going to turret camp so they'll be garbage.
>>145939696
That's a good boy
>Tfw didn't play reaper because he's edgy
>He's really fun
>he's also really good and a tank buster
>if you get good with wraith form it'd be possible to never die
fuck
>>145939680
>putting in more CC
no
Why do all the females in this game look like lesbians?
>>145939635
>>145939685
they did put the ARTISTIC CHOICE of the game let the hook pull them out of the ice block
>>145939732
His ult is "ok"
It gets shut down pretty easily though, just 1 competent reinhardt or roadhog shuts tank mode out
>>145939773
none of them look like lesbians not even zarya
>>145939635
>>145939685
>Mei players confirming their retardation
No surprise.
>>145939773
Perhaps it's becauseyou are a lesbian too??
>>145939643
Not every map favors those heroes, those heroes aren't always favored on attack/defense of certain maps
Playing a certain way also helps avoid being taken down by those heroes
Had there been a Widow in the spawn sniping me out, I would have needed to play further back, but I picked Pharah because I knew they didn't have that
Hell, they even had a McCree but I moved around cover in a way that he couldn't deal with me, and I only exposed myself once he was low
Counters can be played around
>3 games in a row where we couldn't even take point A
do blizzard ban for bug abuse? if so how long ?
>>145939467
>There's really no excuse for Press this button, get free kills
Yes there fucking is, its called you know what the enemy has before it fucking ults so you better not be retarded and actually keep track of them.CASE IN POINT WHY DONT YOU LOOK UP AT THE PHARAH ONCE IN A WHILE AND HAVE AN ANSWER FOR HER EASILY DISRUPTED ULTI. JUST LOOK UP DEAR GOD JUST LOOK UP FOR ONCE.
>>145938362
Good.
>>145939841
>>145939836
It's more likely he was a shitter, panicked, and fat fingered his ice block.
>>145939680
Pharas ult roots everyone in place. Get rekt phags.
>>145939871
>not flanking the widow and shooting rockets into her face point blank with the mercy riding your dick
I just realized that I'm the braindead Mei player that Genji and Reapers mains always shitpost about.
>Do about a +10-15 on wins yesterday
>Do about a -10-15 on wins today
I didn't believe the meme but it's fucking real.
>>145939914
no
0
>78C
get that shit checked out
>>145939410
this map is so terrible its like a fucking nightmare
>one way in
>only side path is in the middle of the chokepoint and everyone sees you go in anyway
>>145938539
her back
>>145939914
Yes, and if it's something blatantly unsportsmanlike it's probably for a while.
I mean, they had a dim enough view on strong animation cancelling to nerf Widow's super hard. They're not going to be happy about those shenanigans.
Why do people continue to pick both Genji AND Tracer, especially low levels, and especially on defense and KOTH? I don't get it, it's like people want to lose.
>>145939467
This >>145939915
Pay attention to the world around you, you fucking mongoloid.
Is anyone else annoyed Mercy does German in an American accent?
>>145939680
>Junkrats Ult is now a catastrophically massive knockback guaranteed to enemies off any ledge within 50m
I'll fucking take it.
>>145939994
Overwatch runs pretty hot.
>>145939972
wtf I don't have that bad of a winrate on even my shittiest heroes
>>145938539
Same place Junkrat gets another RIPtire, and Reaper gets his extra shotguns.
>>145940048
they actually changed her VA to sound more genuine
>>145940034
>implying tracer is bad on defense
>implying tracer is bad on koth
End yourself retard
>>145939932
it could be either m8
the amount of shit I've seen in my death cam it crazy
>reapering up somewhere
>arrive and sniped by widowmaker
>kill cam shows her gunning me down just as I'm still aiming my teleport
>reee
>play winston
>lose game
>sniper blames me for loss saying I stood infront of his shots
>>145939296
We need 2 hanzos and a widowmaker though.
What to do as attacking Temple of a anubis and The Industry Map? on console people just pick 3 dwarf and we are kinda fucked
>team does the bastion/rein/mercy/torb meme
>it actually worked
>>145940097
I only play her on KOTH and it does not end well on some of those maps.
>>145940034
>muh team comp
Oh look another MLG pro lel what heroes do you pick on these maps?
>>145939680
>Tracers bomb now places people caught in the fire stuck in time, making them fly back and forth between the last 3 seconds of gameplay twice before they gain control of their character.
>>145939467
Expert tip I've learned from playing embarrassing amounts of MOBAs:
If you don't know if the enemy has X move off cooldown, ALWAYS assume that they do and play around it
Unless you've seen them use it just recently, there's always a chance they've got it
Which junkrat skin is the best? I can't decide.
>riptire dies right as I click detonate
>nothing happens
Why do I even bother playing this fucking garbage.
>>145940150
>Console
>>145940126
>it's a winston is dead weight episode
>>145939236
>Get tired of playing OW after an hour or so
>See a picture of Pharah
>Instantly want to play again
What is this feeling
>>145940150
>console
>>145940181
I'd give you advice but I suck at mei, I just play Pharah now because she is Quake simulator and works everywhere.
>>145940238
2 0 T I C K
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>>145940114
It sounds worse somehow. Instead of looking for an English speaking actor who could speak German, the should have looked for a German voice actress who could speak English.
>>145940190
That sounds dope as fuck holy shit. I now love the idea of Tracer's ultimate temporally disrupting everyone hit by it.
>>145940189
>>145940115
Continue losing then :^)
I bet Pharah's asshole is tight.
I bet Mei's is loose and sloppy.
>>145940228
Jester/Fool
>>145940150
>console kiddies
Get off of my board, you fucking pleb.
>>145940150
Pick D.Va, boost into a turret with shield up, take turret out, if towelbowl revenge kills your mech JOHN FUCKING MADDEN his shit with your literally a hair hitbox and lightpistol.
>>145940228
>>145940238
riptire just isn't a great ult other than it charges pretty fast
At least it's not objectively terrible like d.va's
>>145940238
20 tick got you
>>145940238
>playing Junkrat
>complaining about anything
That's a good kek.
>>145939680
CC is already fucking terrible in a shooter and you want more? i get a headache just from the fact that a character like Mei exists.
>>145940228
Toasted
>>145940406
Damn that's a dark reaction image
>>145940341
Does it really matter in Quick Play man
>>145940275
>never played pharah
>get bored of the game
>always see cute phara pics on vg
>start playing pharah
>start enjoying the game
>start playing exclusively pharah
Do it anon. Do it and never look back.
>>145940376
>my board
kek this is just another social media marketing data collector
>>145940020
You really do need to man the fuck and get in there when attacking anubis A but everyone picking skirmishing characters and mills about trying to land a pick.
Like fuck just pick all tanks + junkrat and lucio and charge the point letting junkrat set up shop in that high rise on the right
>Lucio's survivability
This is cancer.
>>145940190
>Everyone hit by it is teleported back to spawn at the pace of her recall ability.
>>145940228
Literally nobody cares about skins you use in games except you.
>>145940351
Mei just has to squeeze those asshole muscles and we're all good.
Costumes based on the other characters that their japanese VAs do when?
>>145940561
What?
>>145940576
>Nobody cares about skins
>I already had 3 replies each with their own unique opinion on their favorite junkrat skin
ar u ok anon?
>>145940479
das me mane
>>145940097
except I've been playing her since beta, she's the best character imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81U-_4KX8W0
>>145940575
That's basically just the same as killing them, then. You might as well just do that then. It'd be cooler if they just landed up somewhere random between the last 10 seconds of gameplay.
>Mercy suddenly at center of enemy team while her tank is back at the walk in.
Delish as fuck.
Which voice line?
>EL OH EL
>Is this EASY MODE?
>Wink-ee Face ;)
>always sucked at FPS games
>heard Overwatch is supposed to be for casuals
>still suck at it
You ever have that genre you want to play but are just irredeemable shit at.
>>145940592
never
japanese dub is a shit
d.va and symmetra voice only worst girls
>>145940474
I don't mind losing but every time there's Genji and Tracer it's just a stomp with two dead weights.
>>145940650
post her feet
>>145940189
>>145940474
Not even him, but getting curbstomped because half your team is on the other side of the map sniping a straggler or two and not backing you up is the worst shit. There's losing and the there's losing while being smashed in constant 3v1 match ups.
>>145940639
I meant actually in games you retard.
People don't notice what cosmetics you're using, they notice when you play good.
>>145940669
ez mode is guaranteed to piss them off
>>145940639
tfw wasted 150 euros on lootboxes
tfw regret it so much consider chargebacking
JUST
>>145940685
Anon the trick is not to find the easymode of the genre.
Its to find the one that's fun no matter what happens so you can take the focus off of how bad you otherwise are, which shouldn't matter if you're just having fun.Why can't we have fun anymore where did the fun go I just want to play gaems.
>>145940669
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/rpboyer15/sounds-of-overwatch/master/vo/vo_hero/D.Va/D.Va%20-%20Default/aw%20yeah%20%282%29.mp3
>it'll "directly correlate" a player's matchmaking rating to a player's skill rating. Now, players will be able to see skill ratings for themselves, as well as for others. The team's average skill rating will also be displayed.
>"The downside of a system like this is [that your rating is] going to go down sometimes,"
Can someone explain to me in what world that could be considered a downside?
>>145940771
someone made a collage of these
>>145940592
>all those jojo characters
>>145940592
>three different Jojo voice actors
My lord
>Mei, Hanzo and Genji are the only Asian characters
>All garbage
is this revenge for pearl harbor?
>>145938202
Barrage is kind of shit desu
>>145939750
The edginess makes him more likable
>>145940834
>>145940829
it's like japan only has like 20 VAs or something
Is it okay to play McCree now that he's been nerfed to D.Va levels of uselessness?
>>145940757
>guaranteed to piss them off
Enemies will pretty much never hear your voicelines.
>>145940826
It's going to make the normies cry on the forums when they can't get the top player cosmetics because they got BTFO by us NEETs.
>>145940870
Also D.VA
>>145940748
>That's reason enough not to care
Sorry anon, you're fighting at the wrong time. Your calling was a decade ago when you should've stopped this shit at TF2 hats.
>>145940870
You forgot the best Asian
>>145940685
Just goes to show you that it's almost impossible to make a game that's so easy that even casuals can play it
>>145940870
Symmetra is asian
>>145940834
5 + the narrator making it 6.
>>145940870
genji is amazing
those bad stats are from me not having played him since the beginning of launch
>>145938202
Touchdown for full helmet skins.
Mission Complete for epic/rare/original skins.
Barrage for Native American skins.
Security chief for anything.
>>145940796
This anon gets it.
>>145940926
nobody is more useless than dva
but yes he's not quite as brain dead anymore and needs aim to actually succeed
>>145940474
Do what you want in quick match, especially once competitive comes out. I just simply can't grasp the mindset of every Tracer and Genji thinking that there needs to be 2 handicaps. You can't push objectives when 2 of your teammates are off in bumfucknowhere sucking their own dick and dying over an over. I can't seem to find the 'fun' that they have. Even putting myself in their shoes, it seems like no fun. Their mindset is most likely "why is my team not doing anything when I just killed this Bastion", usually that's because we're down a person when pushing, with both of them we're down TWO people.
>>145940592
>reaper is voiced by darui
AHAHAHAHNHAHAHA
Is that stroheim by winston?
>>145940930
>he doesn't use 'precision german engineering' after every earthshatter before going off
Pharah bros
How long did it take you playing her to not be complete and utter shit? Sitting at 10 hours and I still feel like I'm terrible at her.
>>145941030
>>145940943
Funny that they're both garbage as well.
>>145940826
Casuals like "progression" - you'll always level upwards.
I don't think anyone really needs to worry about their skill-level going down, because you'd actually have to intentionally play badly.
>>145941105
Yep and Reinhardt voiced Santana.
>>145940685
Want to get better aim? Go to the options and change the reticle into a plain dot. It's the most accurate and no nonsense reticle because that's where your shot always lands on most weapons. The other ones lie to you and give you false hope. To see the reticle better give it an ugly green color or something you will always notice.
>>145941175
3 hours, I play Quake though too so she's ez mode
>>145941175
direct hit practice
it's pretty much manditory to get direct hits to do efficient damage with pharah
>>145941175
Mostly old Quake habits coming back. A bit of Tribes as well
>allied D.va literally keeps 1v6ing while the enemy team is coming out of spawn
>two Lucios, one of which only casted a single sound barrier the entire game, while the other cast four in ten minutes
>neither Junkrat, Pharah, or 76 can take out Torb's sentry
Please God I can't take playing tank anymore.
>>145941062
Good luck in competitive anon. I plan to continue on in quickplay while watching the first month or two of competitive be a complete shitshow because a bunch of those players you hate will spill over to it for a little while.
And I mean that, good luck, it's going to be really fucky at first.
>>145941175
like 2 hours? I took long breaks in between. Bing playing is never good at first because you don't have time to reflect and improve.
do I add them
>>145937678
Her m1 scales up to 120 dps after 2 sec and doesn't need to be aimed. Yolo in and beam people.
>>145941062
Get out of shitter MMR and flankers will actually be useful.
>Friend is an autist Tracer main.
>Match starts.
>Never see him for the rest of the match
>Only know he is around because killfeed is full of him killing every squishy short after they leave spawn.
When people get better they realize there is no reason to let the enemy time have a safe calm walk back from spawn.
>>145935851
Getting my shit kicked in because my teammates won't play and/or defend the objective isn't fun.
>>145940669
What's the point of these gifs? It's impossible to see or read anything in them
>>145941309
Have you ever thought of adding people who are within your skill level or at least good?
>>145941437
>mfw my friend spams emoticons unironically in chat
>>145941392
>i have tits and a cock oO
>>145941257
>it's pretty much manditory to get direct hits to do efficient damage with pharah
Why does everyone say this? Her splash damage isn't huge but if you can bounce people around with it Soldier-style then you can do some serious damage even if every hit isn't a direct hit.
>If you want to be four Meis and two Lucios go for it
>>145941437
>>145941480
pls respond oO
>>145941309
>Torbjorn turrets.
Everytime I see a Torbjorn, I consistently bully him with Hanzo or Pharah until he fucks off and changes character. He is the most bland opponent to fight, because you're not fucking fighting him. 90% of the time you also kill him along with the turret, because he is spastic enough to think he can save his turret if he just keeps hammering.
Reminder widows rifle is better in almost every single way other than when they are in melee range and even then you can just click your escape and leave
torb is cancer
>>145935275
damage and dmg
>>145939337
>playing with anyone under rank 1890
lol scrubs
>when you lay a steel trap on the elevated platform chokepoint on Hanamura and keep continuously catching Genjis, D.Vas and Reapers that think they're hot shit with their fancy mobility
I'm so glad I'm still bad enough to play with people who are this stubborn
>>145941392
They're probably not sincere, transfags get triggered at porn monikers.
>>145941542
Because Pharah's splash damage ranges from 13 to 80 and has rapid damage fall off depending where you hit. Pharah cannot rely on splash damage to kill anyone unless they're almost dead anyway.
>>145941175
You have to get direct hits with her, and learn how to get direct hits on flying targets like other pharahs too. That's where she shines a lot. I see people playing her way high up in the air and they get picked off easily.
I fly into the enemies to disorient them or go behind and fly up to slam rockets and they look everywhere because they can't tell where they're coming from.
Use her shift and concussion blast together to gain super fest speeds and the game becomes like quake, don't be afraid to rocket jump too if you need to, especially if you have a pocket healer
>>145941571
Be sure to thank him for filling your ult
>>145941569
The absolute bullying my random game of 5 Zarya/1 lucio pulled off was incredible.
The following round with 5 Mei didn't work, but 5 Soldiers worked surprisingly well too.
>just played against a meme team
>went Lucio
>won
incredible
Not just that, I went 88% of the match on fire asZenyatta
>>145940228
Between Toaster or Jailbird.
Both are pretty good.
>>145939290
most of the kill X with Q hero achievements essentially require you to be set up by black hole + blizzard to have even a hope of pulling it off
>enemy has us stalled an inch away from winning payload on attack
>clearly the time to rush in and fuck shit up for the easy win
>lol actually how about we have two widowmakers and two hanzos sit back and take potshots for five minutes so we lose
Ahh, so THIS is what true rage feels like.
Would people stop crying over turret classes if we had a hero who could sap enemy constructs like the spy?
>>145941656
>Pissing a torbjorn off.
HARD. VERK. PAYS. OFF.
Can someone explain Road Hog's right click to me? It seems to do either 0 or 8 billion damage.
>>145941638
Well yeah, you're not going to kill someone only using splash damage. But if you can land one direct and/or they're already low then you can rely on it.
>>145941653
>Use her shift and concussion blast together to gain super fest speeds and the game becomes like quake
holy shit are there any videos? I love Pharah as-is but that would make her 10x better
>>145941620
how is t girl a porn moniker though?
If I had the delusion of being a girl I'd say I was a t girl, it sounds cute desu
>>145939296
>no support heroes
>no tank heroes
>no defense heroes
>no builders
>no snipers
looks good, lets play
>>145941719
Anon. Hanzo and Pharah can both take the turret down in three, quick shots. People who are unable to deal with a torbjorn with either of these characters are not fit for them.
>>145941730
has a broken turret and a broken m1 nice
>>145941774
Someone ask for nudes already. Be the hero we need.
>>145941571
I never switch because I hate my fellow man.
>>145941719
No because the optimal way to deal with turrets in the game right now is generally just to stand a thousand feet away and shoot them down before they can target you and do too much damage vs. actually getting close
>>145938732
I play him to get behind the enemy and spook them one by one.
>>145941758
not sure, if you want I can hop into a custom lobby with you and show you really quick.
basically what you do is aim directly at your feet, has to be 90 degrees otherwise this will knock you back, and immediately after use her shift, you will go zoom zoom in the desirable direction.
battle tag is:Raijin#1446
>>145932632
yes, it is.
>>145941753
the projectile explodes after a fixed range and then becomes a M1 at that range. The projectile itself does like 50 damage, nothing special.
What that means is that Streetpig can deal massive damage at point blank range or at the specific range the M2 explodes, nothing further or inbetween.
>>145941838
I sent invite
>>145941774
Because it's used in porn a lot and their delusion is powerful so the vast majority don't want anything to point out their differences or for anyone to get off on it.
>>145941879
>>145941758
to add to this, because of that, she has probably the best mobility in the game next to Genji if you know how to use his edge shift tech
>>145940389
Good taste.
Tho I did get his red recolor recently and I enjoy that one too.
Alsohooly dooly
>>145938669
Zarya pretty much always gets cucked out of PoTGs. In my experience people usually make note of this in chat and congratulate me anyway, which is nice
>>145940406
>not 'Lv. 99 Bard'
>>145937725
Are you gay?
>>145941392
Tell them T, for time to leave!
>>145941879
>>145941976
That's fucking rad
I'm not nearby my computer right now but I'll add you later and message you if that's cool, thanks Anon.
>>145939773
What do lesbians even look like?
>>145942212
np dude yeah that's fine
>>145942212
I posted my battletag in the new thread too in case you lose it
>solo q
>get 3-4 golds 5 games in row
>potg in 3
>lose all 5
holy shit nigger 57% after 600 games win rate must be too high for blizzard forcing me down
never playing without duo q again
>>145937656
While I don't really want to pick ballads, these could be fitting...
Soldier 76: Martika - Toy soldiers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
McCree: Bon Jovi - Wanted dead or alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho
does more people pushing a payload or capturing a point make it go faster?
I just bought 100 loot crates... What am I doing with my life?
>>145934904
go to sleep, Tim
>>145940826
You'll see it go down and be frustrated by that on top of potentially being frustrated by your team's poor performance.