/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>145913246

Mercy

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McCree

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I'm going to fuck gremlin d.va

THE TEAM DOESNT NEED 4 FLANKERS STOOOOOOP

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D.Va best grill

So, Sombra is Pharah's mom, right? We might be getting her soon.

xth for BUFF D. VA

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>dress necromancer as an angel
>everyone thinks it's a good guy

fucking retards

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I want to cuddle Mei.

Which Legendary skins do you want the most and which do you like the least? Personally I want Riverboat and Stonehardt. I hate all of Zaryas and Torbs.

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>your m1 spam gets ignored by mercy

At least she got a taste of it

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>>145913440

>>145913460

It used to, but shitters whined until they changed it.

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Idea: Junkrat's Martyrdom damages teammates

>>145913498
Why is she so fat and disgusting?

>>145913383
Yeah, but I wonder how the 'support sniper' thing will work. Snipe heals? Debuffs?

>>145913313
the dude was on the brink of death, he was probably either unconscious or wasn't aware of what was happening when she decided to replace most of his body with cybernetics to save him is life

and im not sure myself but a quick search says numbani is a city where humans and omnics live in peace, so he probably just still doesn't feel comfortable there, even though there isnt any tension between them.

>>145913463
Nice aim, bro. You've got some serious skills.

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10 million players

>>145913498
>those thick thighs
I want them wrapped around me.

>mercy
>Revives reyes as some fucked up grim reaper
>Talks about how maybe it'd be best if overwatch stayed gone
>good

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>>145913425
She conquered death and flies around in angel cosplay. There's an argument to be made for Chaotic Neutral, since she probably has some kind of messiah complex.

>>145913576
Snipe heals would be kind of cool.

>>145913548
No

Though a friendly fire brawl might be amusing

>>145913584
>to save him is life
fuck

>>145913584
> most of his body with cybernetics
Just hope he still has his dick and fucks that bitch every weekend.

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>>145913440
>you will never give her the dongzhu
>you will never be face-first in her bushy zou

>>145913463
yo mike are you on some esports team

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>Its a Junkrat POTG

JUST-AUGH

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>group with a 6 stack in the /owg/ discord
>constant open mics
>spouting memes on mic
>bragging everytime they get a kill then whining every time they get killed
>absolutely retarded hero picks

Worse than randoms. You should feel ashamed.

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>>145913636

>>145912798
You know, I've thought about writing an overwatch webM guide for some time because it gets asked in almost every thread and I keep seeing shitty made bandicam webMs as well.

>>145913425
You now realize that Mercy dressing as an angel is just adding insult on top of her affronts to God.

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Wanna make a shirt with this spray
How come the only version I can find on the web does not say "Ich bin euer schild"?

>>145913463
did you used to play quake or wolfenstein: ET a lot? that's some impressive tracking

>>145913736
>not wanting genji to peg you with his robot dick specially made for pleasure

>it's a "their team have zarya + pharah on comms" episode

I-I don't feel like playing anymore...

>>145913798
Please tell me there's a picture of Pharah with the hair photoshopped on her

>>145913814
>playing with people from 4chan

Always a mistake.

>>145913814
>using discord ever
you fucked up.

>>145913632

we've all got you on avoid dude, you're bad company

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>have 4k hours in TF2, Soldier main
>not even mediocre as Pharah
>play pretty much only Roadhog and Zenyatta
>change crosshair to bright green dot, come back to Pharah
>PotGs everywhere
>JUST TITS everywhere
HOW?

>>145913849
Just find one of these websites where you can make your own shirts

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>>145913463
>You will never hold left click in the general direction of your enemies this well
shit dude

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>>145913835

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>>145913776
>Junkrat mine jumps into the objective, and uses the riptire to kill himself and the entire enemy team

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>>145913814
I've avoided /vg/ discords ever since I tried to do a pick up raid with wowg. Fucking first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

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>game actually has aimbot and wallhacks as ultimates
>people are still using hacks for this shit anyway

>>145913953
TILL THE DAY I DIE

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>design is an angel
>code name is mercy
>actual name is Angela
REAL FUCKIN SUBTLE

>>145914006
[HOOLY DOOLY INTENSIFIES]

>>145913383
What I've been wondering is, what would make Pharah's mom do bad shit? Is there more backstory on her?

>>145913448
Plaguedoctor/nevermore reaper, sigrun/valkyrie mercy, devi/goddess symmetra, all of zenyattas legendarys, Huntress widowmaker, ultraviolet tracer.

There is no legendary skin I dislike.

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Post last six.

optionally try to define the person by their last six

>>145913425
Lawful good clerics raise dead, too. It's what higher level parties of pcs use when someone dies.

>>145913638
She never really agreed with how Overwatch was pretty much a military organization. She joined cause they were getting huge amounts of funding for research which led her to develop her resurrection ability. Pretty much used a prototype, or something went wrong, when she tried it on Reyes.

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CS:GO shits mad that someone holding down M1 beats them

If you were as "skill" as you claim you are you'd have no problem stopping it.

>>145913589
The reaper was the bad one anyway to not track me.

>>145913747
No

>>145913863
>>145913997
i know its nothing special, though i have yet to lose with symmetra on defense anubis; also i played both quake and ET back when they were alive

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>>145913776
>Junkrat launches himself in the air and punches a pharah to death

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>>145913814
>Playing with people from 4chan who aren't posters you enjoyed talking to or cute girls!
You made a mistake anon!
Cute girls or bust!

>>145914078

s76's aimbot doesn't do headshots

>>145914067
>first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

lmao

>>145914078
I get it. Hacks should be legal.

>>145913879
Just spam that your cyka hole is about to emerge. Most of the time people will respond if they are ready with their shit.

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>>145914067
>first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

Why is Trashmouse so fucking satisfying to play?

>Attack on Anubis
>2 Torbs
>2 Bastions
>Zen
>Symmetra
you can't tell me a single way in which you can get that point

ON THE OBJECTIVE
ON
THE
OBJECTIVE
TOUCH IT
TOUCH IT WITH YOUR FUCKING BODY
ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE
ON IT
OOOOOOOOOOOON IT

>>145914285
gg ez

>>145914193

any cs player that gets caught by symmetra should be ashamed, avoiding ambushes is core cs gameplay

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>>145914142
im new and that genji achivement was from one of my few times playing as him

i-im a mercy main

>>145914206
i'm just teasing you lad, symmetra's best map is probably anubis too

enemy in the skies

>>145913504
>>145913719

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>>145914067
>Fucking first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.
4chan in a sentence

Reapers slow clap is the best emote in the game.

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>>145914142

>>145914102
Not sure, seems like Pharra and her mom didn't get along at all though.

>>145914321
>MOLTEN COOOOORE
>MOLTEN COOOORE
>PASS INTO THE IRIS
>DOO DOO DO!
>DOO DOO DO!

That does sound fucking terrible though.

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>EVERYONE IS CUMMING ON ME

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I wanna see Mercy trying to even get the tip of Reinhardts massive german steel rod in.

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>finally get to my favorite map
>my team: PUG of 5 sub 30s and me, a 50
>their team: 6 man premade of 100+s

>>145914392

>get PotG with him
>quickly press clap
>the PotG cam doesnt turn around

Wasted ;-;

>>145914125
The concept behind this toy pisses me off.
You're basically just making a potato battery with the electrodes hidden somewhere inside it.
You shouldn't be teaching kids that salt water is somehow a source of useful energy.
and yes, i'm aware of how salty i'm being about it

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>>145914330
>my whole team is dead
>i know they're death spectating waiting for me to make the game changing play or at least stall long enough for tracer to come in
>i turn my sens up to 100 and start spinning around

Mercy should be removed from the POTG candidates until her ultimate is still in beta testing status.

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>>145914094
>hot

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>Hanzo complains that you're not contributing to the team enough

>>145914359
>>145914142
>i said genji
thats how little i play him

people being overly chummy and positive no matter how the game goes is more "triggering" to me than "toxicity"

am I too jaded for this

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I fucking suck at this game sometimes

>>145914440
he has a tiny shrunken roid dick lmao

>>145914285
I don't know man i used to enjoy it an insane amount but now all i get is zaryas cockblocking me when i'm about to kill their teammates and some freaky tracer counterpicks that dedicate their life on chasing me over anyone else and if i ever shoot them they just recall and repeat til i die

>>145914440
I want to snort a line of cock off of Reinhardt's dick

>>145914452
max you can be paired against is a 5-man premade. ez to beat anon :^)

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POST THE HERO YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER WITH

pic related

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>>145914142

>>145914427
More like didn't interact. She was hardly there for Pharah, which I think 76 mentions.

>game first comes out
>everyone's getting used to characters
>more or less balanced every time
>fun
>time goes on
>games progressively become less tactical and balanced
>people are shitting up the game with 4 attackers

There's no point playing this game unless you have a group of at least 3. I'm speaking for PS4.. Not sure what it's like on PC. I can imagine it's better?

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>Just started playing the game this past week

What is this path I've chosen?

If you care I pref Zenyatta when I have to support

>>145914531
zarya

>>145914440
>you will never be as big as Reinhardt

>>145914545
nope, not at all

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>>145914006

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>>145914545
>I'm speaking for PS4

Wish you would have said this at the start so I didn't have to read your comment

>>145914575
The fun path

>>145914495
>Zenyatta player complains the team doesn't have another healer
>"Why don't you play one of the good ones instead then"
>no response

Reminder that Junkrat is the most brainless character in this game, and the game's overall enjoyment would only be improved if this auto pilot brain dead pile of shit character was removed entirely.

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>>145914526
>a line of cock

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>>145914545
>I can imagine it's better

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>>145914531
Mercy

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Reminder in KotH if you're playing Tracer you're the most important player on the team and if you don't have gold in objective time you're fucking up extremely hard.

>>145914545
>I'm speaking for PS4

le trashman.jpg

>>145914542
Huh, I've only heard him tell her "you're mother would be proud of you." Her response is "then you didn't know my mother very well."

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Which skin, /owg/? Zenyatta is my favorite and I have 1000 coins burning a hole in my pocket

>>145914526
>Snort a line of cock

Thanks for the imagery of a row of inferior males lining up their comparatively insignificant dicks on Reinhardt's throbbing log.

>>145914461
I bought 12 of them, it explains in quite good detail what is actually happening.

>>145914416
>look at my guys i totally know korean

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>faggot picks offensive Torbjorn
>he's prestiged so he should know better
>he's putting down turrets way behind the payload like a dumbass
>Does this garbage the entire match
>Ask him kindly to switch
>Ignores me
>We win by sheer force of will alone in overtime
>I was road hog. 3 golds 2 silvers.
>Torbjorn calls me a noob

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>>145914208
This is on my checklist of things to do as Junkrat. Also I can't stop playing him on both attack and defense every game, he's too much fun to play.

>>145914698
Ifrit

>>145913463
AYO WADDUP MIKE

>>145914321
Maybe a few Junkrats spamming shit everywhere? Sounds pretty annoying to try and break through all that shit though.

>>145914698
wait for the summer skins dude

>>145914615
>Gets rezzed
>Immediately jumps into a suicidal situation

Junkrats are fucking madmen

>>145914698
Ifrit but i would wait for the new skins.

>>145914615
Witnessed

>>145914698
I personally think the bird zenyattas look terrible, so I'd go with ifrit.

>>145914697
You're right. I just remember reading something that said Pharah joined Overwatch to both make her mother proud and honor her since she went missing.

>>145914545
Ive played on both ps4 and pc, so let me tell you something.
Its exactly the fucking same, except 9 out of 10 games has a genji and widowmaker on pc.

>>145914615
Yep, it's a junkrat player

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>>145914526
>A line of cock

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I love Lena!
I wish my webms didn't have awful quality!
I love sticking bombs on Meis!

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>>145914698
>tfw got both of them in my first couple loot boxes
i'd go for ifrit though

>>145914728
what if that anon is an actual korean? that would sure make you look stupid

>tfw want loot boxes bad enough I actually don't quit games my team is about to lose

Feels bad man.

>>145914820
kek

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>>145914416
fuck off D.va

>>145914863
>>145914784
>A spectacular amount of damage on your passive is completely worthless if you die at a safe distance
>Enemy is on the point and taking it

You're literally wasting the pick if you aren't throwing your body wholesale at the enemy team while attacking because when they kill you they have to fuck off of wherever you are or you're going to take someone with you.

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Post them times.

>>145914526
>a line of cock

you're more than qualified for the job if you're getting words mixed up with dick

>>145913992
I mean I need the image

STOP HOVERING NEAR THE OBJECTIVE
STOOOOP
YOU WONT CONTEST IT LIKE THAT
YOU NEED TO TOUCH IT
TOUCH
IT
TOUCH THE OBJECTIVE
YOU CANT CONTEST UNLESS YOU TOUCH IT
YOU /HAVE/ TO TOUCH IT
THERES NO EXCUSE
TOUCH IT

>>145914482
a real hero

>>145914759
remember that teleporter which is basically unreachable though

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WHY DOESN'T SYMMETRA HAVE A WHITE SKIN?

FUCK THE GLOBALIST PROPAGANDA

>>145914698
worth noting on the bird skins zen's melee is a bird foot

>>145914873
>I wish my webms didn't have awful quality!

so up the bitrate, faghat

>>145914067
>Fucking first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.
This kind of shit is why I don't add people from the spreadsheet.

>>145914760
isn't it Summer now?

>>145913632
You're probably a pretty good player. Higher MMR is harder to get matches.

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>>145914525
Use traps on flank routes for Tracers, or airbag your way the fuck outta Dodge. As for Zarya you shouldn't use him when she is on the enemy team. Junkrats, Torbs, Hogs(friendly or enemy) and Meis are all nothing but maximum charge farms for me.

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>losing badly, can't get past their defence
>xxx has switched to Hanzo (was Reinhart)

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>>145914531
I want to honhonhon better.

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>First legendary skin in 40 levels drops
>It's one of those shitty hockey Lucio skins

JUST

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>Play Tech Support
>Enemy Tracer only uses her ult for my teleporters
>She sticks them the second I build them
>Can't fuck kill her because she hops away from my turrets and microwave gun

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>>145914998

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>every single person on our team dies
>"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CONTEST THE POINT?"

>>145914784
Junkrats and Reinhardts are by far the craziest motherfuckers to play with.

Was paired up with this one Rein earlier today, Defense on Hanamura. This crazy bastard would charge headlong into their spawn for a single pin, immediately kill whoever else was nearby and still somehow come hobbling back to base with a bit of HP left. I started accompanying him (was Lucio) once I realize this fucker just never died. 1v3 situation? Charge, pin a fucker and go to town. Entire enemy team is on point? Fuck it, run in axe blazing and if Lucio makes it back in time to heal me, cool.

We won. I don't know how, why or what magic this Rein used to stay alive in ridiculous situations, but he won it for is.

Reinhardt is cancer. Funnels entire team into the chokepoint, and then nobody flanks and it's just a fucking 2 inches forward 2 back shitshow until timer starts running out.
On point capture it's okay, since then one person can easily backcap or force enemy to move towards the point, but on payload it's fucking cancer.

>>145914881
>>145914831
>>145914790
>>145914760
>>145914745
Sounds like it'll be Ifrit but I'll wait to see what the summer skins look like before buying it. Thanks guys

>Lose first map
>Faggotron3000: this team sucks
>Faggotron300 has left the game
>Win the next two maps

The best feel.

>>145914727
I can imagine that, but still
>SALT-POWERED Robot among other shit on the box
>most kids won't read or remember the stuff in the manual
also why 12

>Attack on Dorado
>pick Zenyatta
>have Gold in kills, objective kills, damage and healing up until the last 1:30 of the game at which point my premade's Roadhog surpasses me in all 4
>get POTG
>the rest of our team were 4 offensive heroes

This is really fucking depressing.

At least I got to show of Sunyatta.

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>>145913463

>choosing the worst potg intro in the game

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>>145915187
nah, you're not.

>>145915047
how much? i use webm for bakas

>>145915193
I don't see your point here, everyone could have died away from the point

>First box I open has a legendary mercy skin

lmao

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>Play Zarya
>Stall the Payload alone for a fucking minute
>No one dares to help and push the enemy team away

>>145914501
After your balls will finally drop you should be good.

>>145914732
>Roadhog on payload attack

you're both right and both stupid, you should've been Rein in front of or on kart, he should've placed turrets behind your shield

>>145915284

3 mb is the file limit on this board. always use it up

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>>145915165
>Get the silver frog Lucio legendary early
>Fine, whatever
>A billion levels later get another legendary
>It's the fucking gold frog Lucio

FUCK

OOOOOOOOOOFFF

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>>145914142

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>>145914531
Pharah is just so much easier for me to get work done with and I'm still not too great with her. I was also literally shit at Demoman in TF2 while marginally above mediocre at Soldier.

>>145915259
>Kills
You mean eliminations?
You get credit even if you love-tap an enemy. Eliminations don't mean shit.

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>>145915274
No fags allowed on Lucio
Over for Patrician healers who enjoy helping the team

>>145914981
This, whenever it's do or die I'll nut hug the most troublesome enemy and force them out of position or they are joining me.

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>>145915037
Because she's south Indian!

>>145914784
Junkrat's martyrdom practically encourages you to be a fucking lunatic and jump in the middle of the fight because either you'll blow everyone's shit up or you'll die and blow everyone's shit up if they don't clear out.

Is there any reason to pick McCree now? Not that i mind he is gone.

>>145915274
i havent played as much as you but i'll try my best to get my mercy hours looking like that one day!

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>Widow and McCree nerfed
>now people are complaining about Zarya, Roadhog and JunkRat and even more Mei whining
Fuck is every hero going to be on the nerf block because people can't handle them?

>>145915308
>play Zarya
>stall the Payload for a fucking minute
>get annoyed because there were no reinforces at all
>POTG is 5 people getting killed by enemy Pharah ult behind the ice wall blocking me off

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HERE COME DAT BOI

>>145915193
>team gets wiped by a couple ults, couldn't heal them through it as Lucio without a counter ult
>Hanzo3123 wants to attack the point!
>Hanzo3123 wants to attack the point!
>Hanzo3123 wants to attack the point!
>Hanzo3123 wants to attack the point!
>Hanzo3123 wants to attack the point!

Alright fucker, wait for everyone to respawn and I'll speed boost you in. Jesus. That being said, it's totally understandable if our team gets wiped because dumbass flankers overextend and nobody without a death wish followed them and starts spamming it.

>>145915394
>he could have just used his SMG instead of trying to do sick snipes

>>145914698
Ifrit

Metal beard

>>145915327
My buddy plays reinhardt or else I would have.
The roadhog/reinhardt combo works pretty well for payload.

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>>145915392
>Eliminations don't mean shit.

eh, at the very least they mean you were in the action and not masturbating in some corner

what would this thread be like if porn could be posted in it?

the same?

>>145915485
hilarious

>>145915394
what the fuck is this from? i need to see this.

>>145915485
holy fuck this meme is shit

>>145915485
O SHIT ***WOAH THERE***
*fans the hammer*

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>>145914998
Dont have acess to my stats atm had to go with 3rd party site but im pretty happy with my results. Want to learn more tanks.

>>145915392
My actual kill count was 2 less than my eliminations.

Which was a mere fucking 6.

>>145915394
>VERY fast hue runign at incredible hihg speed

>>145915272
That's not the Dance one

Anyone feel like playing some on ps4?

ID: buddhasanger

Mostly play Junk rat and Lucio

Playing in a full team spoiled me, I can't do pubs any more.

>>145915439

leftclick heads, receive wins

>>145915581
it's here to annoy you at this point

>>145915161
SHE IS CUTE

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>reach an MMR where people actually know how to play zarya

this is literally the most cancerous shit in any game I've ever played in my LIFE

I don't even want to deal with this unjnustifiable horseshit character just let me buy the game over again and start at level one where this can't happen anymore

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>>145915274
Well, damn. Props, I haven't learned how to Lucio properly.

>>145915465
Only roadhog and mei need small changes imho

Simply because they have a stunlock ability which you cannot counter.

>>145915552
>at the very least they mean you were in the action and not masturbating in some corner
But sitting in a corner masturbating is all tolberone does

>been losing against and with level 100s
>matchmaker throws me into people of my actual level of 2x for the first time in 10 years
>carry my whole team as Tracer

Forced 50.

mechaqueen or raptoriannnn, or maybe anubis on the cheap

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>Pubs

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>>145915581

>>145915705
Yeah with McCree and Widowmaker no longer being total cunts she's the most OP hero in the game at the moment
Even reaper can't get an assured kill on her

>>145915742
Mechaqueen.

>>145913814
>push to talk
go fuck yourself

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>>145915394
This never fails to make me laugh, god bless that Lucio player

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>>145915465
Welcome to how league players view balancing

>>145915742
Thunderbird you fuck

>>145915705

I had to cave in and learn her.

I can make an unwinnable team survive and then some because she is busted as fuck against pubs.

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>Go against a team that has a prestige 3 Genji
>His name is in japanese letters
>He only plays Genji for the course of like 5 matches that I played against him, defense or offense

Goddamn weeb.

>>145915023
True. If I see a Symettra on Anubis or Volskaya, she becomes my main focus until we can take A, even over Mercy.

Which is the better highlight intro for zarya: deadlift or maximum charge?

>>145914873
I was in that match.

>>145915465
i swear its the leaguebabbies whining about OP characters

they don't know how to not complain, for them complaining is part of the game

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>>145915394
Turns out Lucio was Winston the whole time

>>145915717

since when did you find widowmakers in corners?

>>145915465
To be fair a lot of the heroes shouldn't even have passed beta check if blizzard could even manage to hold their dick properly

I don't agree with EVERY hero on that list but I do believe every hero needs another pass over for both nerfs and buffs, they don't have to be sever but yeah...

>>145915868
Deadlift to show who's the boss of this match

>>145915485
o shit wh-EUGENE NO WORKAWAYYYYY

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>>145914575
The path of sick ass explosions.

>>145915868
I like deadlift more because it shows off the gun better.

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>he doesn't use the neck slit highlight intro for reaper

>Tfw just got matched up with a level 101
>other team had a level 120
>the level 101 did nothing but play bastion
>the level 120 used mcree with epic flashbang into fan
Is this how you get high up?

>>145915795
nobody wants to hear your mouse and keyboard because your rockband microphone picks up everything you fuck

>>145915705
I really hope Mother Russia won't get hit just because she's really fucking bonkers in a capable player's hands.

Blizzard punishing people good at the game by nerfing a character that is only good when played by someone that knows how to play her is a huge kick in the balls.

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>>145915964
Na i use shadow step so they can see i'm the king of the rumba beat

>>145915780
I've seen a different datboi recently. They're around level 90 or so now; wish I had saved their card to contribute to the list of memefags.

>KOTH game
>support is Mercy
stop you idiots this never works

>>145913953
>join a game
>every teammate already set to avoid
what a system.

>>145915868
deadlift

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>>145914664

>>145915705

>That MMR where its zarya or lose
>That MMR where Phara can 3 burst any attacker
>That MMR where lucio can dance on the point like a god damn master
>That MMR Where mercey can run away to her friends and they always protect her.

God playing this shit solo is pain. Because you can pick one hero the counter one of the problems but not the other. There is no way to live a happy life at higher levels.

>>145915485
im fucking dying

>>145915964
>>145916038

Yeah, shadowstep is just too good not to use with sombrero skins.

Why do groups get a 20% exp bonus?

>1k gold saved waiting for the skin update

Then I gotta save dosh for Halloween Mercy.

Anybody have a rival they see in matches a lot?

I get paired against a fellow named Ashman all the time.

Always against.

>>145915964
>ovenjew1942

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>Start a quick play match with friends, thinking it would be fun to play with friends
>Losing halfway, everyone's being a baby

I just wanted to have fun

>tfw soldier is now the best mid range dps character but dont want to look like a cod scrub using soldier

Reminder that a Junkrat not engaging every single enemy through the air is not playing him properly.

>>145916124
To encourage teamplay of course

>>145916223
They'll get used to it. Are they new to games like this?

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>uninstall
>reinstall
>uninstall
>reinstall
>uninstall

I'm not sure what I hate more, this game or my life.

>IT'S HIGH NOON
>hit shift
>barrier goes up
>die anyway
>his killcam shows me never activating the barrier
Yeah okay

Yeah o fucking kay

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>>145916124
Because the game is better with friends

You have friends dont you?

>>145915784
You have to wonder, why is she so unpopular given how powerful she is? High skill floor?

I PICKED GENJI FIRST

>>145916191
I swear I've been playing against some Scorch guy on EU at least once every 3 sessions.

He's always in my level range, too. He seems to be maining Torbjörn.

>>145916317

Highly situational.

People switch off of her after the first point.

>>145916223
>everyone's being a baby
i don't get why people can't stop complaining in these games
>play with friends
>having a blast
>everybody consistently gets asshurt as soon as they're killed
seriously i just wanted to fucking play videogames

>>145916345
So? There can never be enough genji's on a team

>>145916317
Her gun isn't all that fun compared to other tank gimmicks
Maybe to some people she looks too complicated
Maybe some other people don't play her because they don't like the way she looks

>>145916345
Step aside bitch because I'm the better Genji

>>145916298
Sortof. I played with them in the beta and persuaded me to buy it. I enjoy the game, but playing that really ruined it for me.

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>>145916345

F U C K Y O U
U
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K
Y
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>>145916307
i dont have any friends who play this game, so i have to soloqueue as mercy all the time

life is suffering

>>145916302
You need to get some perspective, this isn't even ranked play.

>>145915742
Mechaqueen if you want to play as a nerf gun, raptorion if you have superior taste

>>145916317
Fucking pray she doesn't get any decent looking skins.

>>145916304
the same can be said more often about getting into cover

>>145916345
Don't worry bro, im picking HANZO

>>145916485
>so i have to soloqueue as mercy all the time
except you don't have to, you're just a masochist

>>145916416

We're usually having a good time unless we get with string of duo queue tards that both pick snipers and suck balls all game. Then we all pick snipers with them and have fun again because it makes them mad you won't tank or heal for them.

>>145915964
angelmancer sounds like some shitty industrial dance band that never made it out of the early 00s

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>>145916406
>Zarya is highly situational

>>145913741
Why even live?

>>145916302
You shouldn't be playing video games

Most frustrating heroes to play against power ranking

1. Torbjorn
POWER GAP
2. Junkrat
POWER GAP
3. Widowmaker
4. Zarya
5. Soldier 76 (the ones that immediately run away to hide around a corner and only ever engage you when they're sitting on their healing pillow fortress)
6. Hanzo
7. Tracer

>>145916565
m-maybe..

>>145916317
>ugly
>have to actually protect teammates and yourself to push forward
>ulti is team reliant and only does a maxium of 20 damage by itself
>no crits.

You tell me doc.

>>145914732
This kind of shit happens all the time. Mostly with shit Hanzo players who only pick Hanzo, even if we have two Hanzos. I don't know what the fuck their deal is. They get so mad when I nicely suggest they pick someone else and then proceed to not do shit the entire game and go on rambles about how they're playing this for fun and don't care if they lose and only have fun as Hanzo or some dumb shit like that. I can't stress enough, this exact scenario has happened at least 5 times.

>>145916594

i bet half of those names are death metal albums

>>145916604

I lost track of that conversation, I thought we were talking about Symmetra.

My bad, famalam.

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>>145915705
>>145916101
>tfw you are that Zarya player
In other news 2zarya on KOTH is insane.

>>145916428
Her gun is actually not that easy to track with.

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>when you realize Imp/Devil Mercy is a Draenei

B R A V O
R
A
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B L I Z Z A R D
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>>145915851
>Go against a team that has a prestige 3 Genji

why are you lying on the internet anon?

Prestige 3 would mean he's level 300+ but no one has broken level 300 yet.

>>145916650
>1. Torbjorn

You smell of console player

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WE NEED A HEALER

>>145916302
stop fapping to dragons

>>145916650
IT seems that you never met a good tracer/genji/widow

>>145916317
Junkrat/Mei shitter here. She's hard to play if you're bad with timing her shields. I don't even bother playing her because every time I've tried I did terrible.

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Leaving my reaper here, don't touch it please.

>join a CP map on defense
>Hanzo and Genji already picked
Blizzard should've made the ebin naruto characters support.

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>>145915964
>he doesn't trash talk like your stereotypical atheismo 14 y/o edgelord would
Not even playing him right desu

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>>145916650
>no Winston on list

>>145916729
whats that?
some WoW reference?

fucking nerds

>>145916650

For me

1. Torbjorn
2. Tracer
3. Widow
4. Genji
5. Reaper
.
9001. Mcree

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fsTJWGp5Rc

>someone unironically made this

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>>145916345
>>145916437

>>145916729
Makes those skins even worse

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>Junkrat duels

>people complaining they can't see what they're doing when they ult as Winston
>when the whole point of his ult is that his glasses broke

also dva buffs fucking when holy shit talk about a hero that literally offers nothing i'd rather have an attack hanzo on my team

>Play Pharra on the Greek KotH map
>Some nerd is playing Rein
>Bully the fuck outta him with constant E's knocking him into the pit
I love this hero.

>>145916628
Nothing better to do. Please end my suffering.

Canadian bacon Roadhog or the headbanger emote?

>>145916101
I've started to notice this recently myself. It's miserable, since as a support main there's very little I can do to stop this shit on an individual level, though I am getting quite good with Zenyatta which has helped somewhat.

I'll also add to your list
>That MMR where Tracer infinitely has a blink available and never fucks up a recall and builds ults to specifically target the support and tank

It's miserable, for sure.

>>145916731
>but no one has broken level 300 yet.

This is not true. I saw a 4 star player the other day.

>it's a reinhardt shitter demanding mercy to heal him with full health and shields

>>145916650
If we talk about frustrating, I gotta say Mei.
The little cunt slowing your aim down is something I just can't stand.

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Have you ever seen someone with a reaper name not pick reaper?

>>145916826
>gif

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>>145916750
From the ShaaSh

>>145916737

It's literally always the Hanzo, Genji or Widow that says it too. Good sign for me to leave tho.

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>>145916810
>listen to this while playing Reaper
>3 golds and POTG

>>145916810
>Megalovania

wew

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>>145916729
Now i want these skins even more

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>>145916736
I'm not and he's not normally a problem for me but fuck me if you get a coordinated enemy team that all out focus on protecting the turret on some maps like Anubis point B it can be a nightmare

>Finally start winning the point
>Almost killed the turret
>Everything hinges on this
>MOOOOOOOOLTEEEEEEEEEEEEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE