Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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They doubted in 2015.
They doubt in 2016.

if lifestealer is inside riki ( inb4 ) when riki dies, then lifestealer dies too

y/n

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reminder that forced 50 does not exist

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

hey guys I'm drunk as heck what up

>watching LoL LCS tournament
>two teams engage and blow all their ults and skills in a big teamfight
>nobody dies
>team who "lost" backs off, team who "won" goes to get objective

What the fuck?

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Is he going to be okay after this?

>>145908775
>lolesports blows dicks
wow so surprising

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>d2g is dead
>Go on /a/
>acquire ez and instantaneous (you)s from dumb AnimeNEETs used to their dying hugbox

>Na'Vi
>good

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What hero is the dude weed of dota?

>>145908775
Lolbabbies cant into statistics and logic, hell one of their teams names is expressely against logic

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>coordinator updating

could it be?

>>145908932
timbersaw

>>145908775
no one would die in dota too if you had a free blink from minute 0 that doesnt even break

just imagine it for a second

I am quite literally a feeder

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you have 10s to explain how this hero is pub viable

>>145908775
dont kill people pls
muh sensitivity

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Wow you Clinkz doturds are pretty smart. Deso+Solar >>> Anything Orchid related.

Ended the game before I could build BKB and replace my soul ring.

>>145908932
Probably legion commander or ursa, somply because pinoy and filipenises play them and i cant beat either of them because i blow ass so they spam all chat with monkey speak and rap and drug references

>>145909121
there is no reason to not upgrade to treads

that 950 gold is one of the most cost effective use of gold there is

>>145908932
witch doctor 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI

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>>145909121
>TD
>0 on 8 heroes

>>145909241
lmao what the fuck

>>145908775
>25 minutes in
>3-3

OFFICIAL OUR GUYS LIST
>Casters
Blitz
GrandGrant
Purge
LD
>Teams
MVP.Phoenix
Digital Chaos
Evil Geniuses
Newbee

>Team Freedom disbanded
RIP MIKE

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>>145909369
>Evil Geniuses

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>haven't played in a year
>im drunk and there are no other games on my cousins PC
>play a game, win (im still better then 80% of d2g)
>dota 2 coordinator is down
>updated
>game is not scored

Why do you cuckolds play this game... I don't even care about my acc or my mmr and i still got pissed of.

>>145909369
>Reddit Geniuses
>our guys

???

>>145909369
>GrandGrant
>LD
>Purge
>Even Blitz to a degree
>OUR GUYS

That caster list is fucking disgusting. Three people I wouldn't miss if they stopped casting permanently. Blitz is SOMETIMES passable.

>>145909525
>>145909434
PPD is anti reddit incarnate.

>>145909369
>purge

he literally spent 15 minutes at manilla talking about how reddit users are the smartest dota fans

>>145909612
>has a reddit account
>is anti reddit

???

>>145909612
he has literal subreddit and he literally BLOGS everyday

>>145909612
ppd is literally an admin on reddit and he asked EG to get THE CREATOR OF DOTA REDDIT TO MANAGE THEM

EG IS LITERALLY TEAM REDDIT

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>>145909612
Speak some goddamn sense.
How is the guy with his own subreddit, who even posts on reddit occasionally ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE. How is the guy whose twitch mods ban anyone for being rude and who will block you on twitter for any sort of negativity ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE.

He is a pasty bespectacled care bear who fits in perfectly in San Francisco.

>>145909719
Ill blog you kid

autism
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86717663

The only our guys team is Team Empire desu

>>145908583
Nope

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>been winning your games, son ?

>>145909796
>>145909769
>>145909719
>>145909682
He's a double agent guys can't you see the bigger picture?

HOLY SHIT

KOROK IS OUT OF PRISON BUFFED AS FUCK TELLING EVERYONE THAT OPEN QUALIES BELONG TO HIM NOW

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>>145909829
>Can literally see him and Sir's relationship collapse with that 33.33%

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>reddit is obscenely pro-EU and anti-USA
>hates when white people win and control minorities


reddit is canonically anti-EG and pro-yuro

>>145909958
>posting screenshot of a youtube video
???
??
?

>>145909612
why would anti-reddit mean our guy

>>145909545
KYS blitz is one of da best

>>145910063
summer

Actual non-exhaustive list of confirmed our guys and our guys to an extent
>Cap
>Blitz
>OD (known redditor as well)
>That fat fuck with the hot gf on the GD studio
>Bruno
>James
>Matumbaman

Feel free to add to the list

>>145909769
>>145909987
>>145909796
>>145909719
>>145909682
>>145909796
>reddit is shit tier website that any random cancer can make le subreddit and control it

>based ppd cucks redditors out of being able to claim an EG subreddit
>reddit furious as fuck because reddit is an anti-USA, pro-EU website

bravo, PPD.

>>145910049

reddit literally manages team EG

like their manager is the person that created reddit

like how can you get even more reddit than that, your captain would have to be an admin there OH WAIT

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what went wrong

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>>145910191
>no tobi, ourrest of guys since forever

>>145910213
>>145910049
fuck off reddit

>>145910367
Someone fed the pudge some early kills

PeterPanDam?

more like RedditVanDam

>>145910191
singsing, now and forever
beesa and rime obviously
mason probably

>>145910484
LOL

>>145909010
Yeah but Flash has around 250-300 range so why don't they follow

>>145910367
>8 deaths on timber"literally immortal"saw
>losing to 4 (FOUR) melee str heroes as timbersaw
Please do not pick timbersaw again!

>>145910484
>PeterPanDam
You mean PumpkinPatchDan?

>>145910367
first item bloodthorn

>>145910191
oh and eosin and kalle

>https://twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/744283497133674496
NADota getting buttblasted that valve isn't going to give them any more open qualifier spots than the other teams.
Based as fuck desu. Hopefully they'll learn to actually keep their teams together after this shit.

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>>145910191
Kaipi are our guys

>d2g still suffering from cognitive dissonance trying to explain how reddit, an anti-american website, can be pro-american esports

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>>145910367
>playing at 5am in the morning

How?

>>145910851
They're very happy with the esports scene as long as it's anyone but america winning it.
Look how happy they are about what their roster lock has accomplished.
>>145910752

>>145910770
>>145910191
this, reminder any and all aussies are our guys

>>145910935
?

reddit hates grant more than anyone

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>tfw someone picks storm into am on ur team

>>145910984
i dont think thats what >>145910935 meant. anyways ive just realized that all of the people that reddit hates are na
>grant
>ixmike
>ritsu
>mason

>>145911141
Don't for get based Nahaz, they hate him too.

>>145910191
LD and Tobi

Ok how do you play meepo? I really want to learn him for fun and profit, so how do you play him?

does ppd act like this during tournaments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBM55vLFT18

>>145910851
>anti american

they'd be pretty happy about EG then
>2 americans
>2 nonwhite immigrants including a LITERAL paki muslim terrorist
>1 european

>>145911185
everyone hates nahaz

>>145911231
Put poof on quickcast
set up control groups
practice for like 5 mins in demo mode
lose games because he's trash right now

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>yurodota will be unaffected by the confirmed upcoming brexit as brits are useless at esports

>>145911273
universe was born in wisconsin

>Wait until 5am
>Queue for match

>>145911141
>ritsu
>na
FUck off you dirty indian

>>145911273
They have 3 americans retard.

>>145911328
How can you say that when Beesa is on track to stomp the NA qualifiers?

>>145911273
>ppd
American
>fear
American
>universe
American
>aui
north American
>arteezy
north American

>>145911441
isn't beesa albanian or something

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>>145911328
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>145911352
born in north america, played in north american pubs and on north american teams

>>145911273
>wisconsin isn't part of the USA
?

>international ranked
>get matched with 2 finns
>they INSTANTLY start shitposting, spamming the laughing crying axe emote along with thumbs up
>spam spurdo style shit
>random tusk/dk
>we get first blood by diving as far as T2s
>they proceed to lose the fuck out of their lane
>we proceed to lose the game
>everyone is flaming each other

God bless finland. Those guys were as funny as they were crazy.

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he might be jew but he is OUR JEW

>>145910752
what the fuck are you talking about

can you read and realize that he's talking about NA teams getting invites just for sticking together despite not playing anything

how does that translate to complaining about valve not inviting more teams, they're literally inviting anyone they can

Approximately how long do patients in the ER have to wait?

>>145911551
>>145911330
>Where you are born determines your race, genetics, nationality
nope

>>145911650
What the fuck are you on about?
I said that they're upset that valve isn't giving them more open qualifier spots instead of just inviting any old team you dunce.

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>>145911708
>born in country
>somehow an immigrant to that country

that fully wew'd my lads

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Make him competitively viable without making him OP in pubs where his current win rate is fine.

>pretty much only mid
>can't last-hit or even deny
>forced to use Arc Lightning to last-hit and pseudo-harass if possible
>entirely reliant on mana for farming
>is one of the slower heroes
>Static Field no longer disables Blink which is huge
>cannot contest runes effectively
>Pipe absolutely BTFOs him

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>>145910191
Ludwig

>>145911795
1000 generations from now, non-whites will still be immigrants.
Thats really just the way it is

>>145911795
>Mexicans travel across the border
>give birth to child there
>that child is American
okay

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>Didn't know Universe is from Wisconsin
>still engaging in this desperate damage control instead of simply stopping posting

no yous for you
not even your post number

>>145911823
>give him back the damage on ult

literally all he needs

How can I get my hair to look like Beesa's?

I have the length but not the cute

>>145912018
>Being born to immigrant parents in wisconsin suddenly makes you into an american

thats just, not how it works

>>145911784
EXCEPT THATS NOT HAPPENING YOU FUCKING RETARD

THEY'RE UPSET THAT VALVE IS INVITING LITERAL WHOS WITH ZERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND ZERO ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T OFFICIALLY DISBAND

NOTHING TO DO WITH MORE INVITE SPOTS YOU FUCKING RETARD.

THINK FOR ONE SECOND YOU MOUTH BREATHING RETARD

>>145912018
>nonwhites can be americans

hello red.dit

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>he still does not know the definition of words such as "immigrant"
>he's still giving out the you's

>>145912075
Wash your hair with conditioner

>>145912129
AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'D RATHER VALVE DO INSTEAD OF JUST INVITING LITERAL WHO'S?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, GIVE THEM MORE OPEN QUALIFIER SPOTS

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Who cares about NA when their only relevant players are either in EG (the 4 outside Zai) or in Secret (RTZ, EE)

>inb4 mememasters will imply CoL the team that got fucking humiliated by random ass slavs

>>145912249
JUST DON'T INVITE LITERAL WHOS

WOW

FUCKING AMAZING RETARD NO ONE IS CALLING FOR MORE SPOTS

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Who's his Dota equivalent?

>>145912224
Immigrants don't magically stop being immigrants at some point

dead game

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>na`vi isn't the strongest CIS team
what did they mean by this

>>145912303
And who do you think is left to fill those remaining spots?
There's literally three notable teams in NA currently eligible to a direct invite to the qualifiers.

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to think that soon i might be one of the cool kids with a page full of wins

>>145912001
according to American law that child is indeed an American

>>145912397
i'm confused.
so anyone who lives in america is an immigrant?

>>145912590
do you like the color blue?

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BASED FUCKING NAGASAKU

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Yo what the fuck up reddit
Is this shit still viable?
I know you're all nonwhite and 2k, but im sure there are some likeminded 4ks still here who can substantiate this

>>145912607
Thats not really law, 14th amendment doesn't imply birthright citizenship, thats a policy decision by left wing politicians.

Something Trump will end

>>145912705
The white settlers of America, and their descendants, are American.
2nd gen indian migrants are not American.

>>145912001
There's no mathematical way this isn't b8

I wish soe would sit on my face

echo saber can work with troll's range auto attack

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>Someone picks Riki/Bounty/Clinkz/Invoker
>Hit them with the old "Buy detection before they escape the first time" meme.
>Shut them out every game
In love being sub 3k.

>>145912884
who?

>>145912869
>thats a policy decision by left wing politicians.
>Something Trump will end
You're making the bait a bit too obvious now, lad.

>>145913001
some gamehopping tattooed dyke slut

>>145913028
? Trump talked about this last year idiot
Leftists want to ignore the Subject to the jurisdiction thereof, part of the 14th amendment

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>>145912995
>getting invis heroes who grossly misposition
Enjoy that time fag rolf

>>145912869
>2nd gen indian migrants are not American.
so if someone white comes to US, their child is not an immigrant?

>>145911319
Rather new to dota, how do you set up quickcast and control groups?, also how will they assisst in playing meepo to the fullest?

which mobility item is required on LC? blink or shadowblade?

>>145913203
>control groups
dota aside, have you never played a fucking rts in your life?

>>145913192
That depends, however the ability of integration/assimilation is impossible for non-whites
They are visibly different

>>145913295
situational

>>145913295
Shadow blade is more fun desu

>>145913175
They usually don't give me another free kill after the first one, people in my MMR don't check inventories.
Once they realize They aren't going to just invis walk all over the lane they stop acting like niggers.

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>>145913203
Just go into the settings, or use google tardass
Don't pick meepo
t. 4k
>>145913295
It depends on the game, reddit, and there's no reason to not get both.

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>>145912789
>implying this will ever work

>>145913317
I normally just clicked on one thing at a time to control them in age of mythology and starcraft 2, please dont shot me

>>145913779
wew lad

>>145912129
Let's be honest NA deserves neither direct invites nor open qualifier spots.

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>>145913779
You dumb slut.
Okay, here's how to win rts games, select some units and press ctrl+[number], after you've done that pressing that number will select those units.

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>145913939
Could've just just said you were an assblasted cuckold haha wow

>>145913203
Absolutely all of this is in the controls options, which you should read through.

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>yurocucks seriously think an NA team won't win TI AGAIN this year
the only region that shouldn't be getting invites is your ass tbqh

>>145909140
this might be the most white and lonely post ive read in all of d2g

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>teammate picks AM
>lose

why is this hero so dogshit?

Valve insider here
Na'vi and Alliance will get direct invites

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>not being white
Knew /d2g/ was full of south americans and nonwhites, but damn

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>>145913779

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>>145913779
just go play wk
micro is for nerds

t. 900 mmr who loves sproink but cant play her

>>145912867
Saw a Morph stomp a pub before, ggwp 1v5

>>145914441
You don't even need micro to play ench somewhat well.
Just do the offlane meme.

>>145914441
ench doesnt even need good micro skills, she has literally 2 (2) units

visage is probably the most skill intensive "micro hero" i can think of (yeah even barring meepo)

>>145914250
>no hp and armor: the hero

>>145914726
>not going vanguard first

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T SLARK BEEN NERFED YET, THIS PIECE OF SHIT LITERALLY GETS FREE STATS AND REGEN

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>tfw the player who lost you your last game is on the opposite team

i feel justified

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>>145914801
>You pick a carry
>They counterpick you
>You still win, you fucking slaughter them every time they appear

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T WK BEEN NERFED YET, THIS PIECE OF SHIT LITERALLY GETS A FREE AEGIS AND DAEDALUS

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>tfw someone tips you

>>145914836
>player that lost your last game is on your team again
>pick furion and sprout him all game

>>145914354
this so hard

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>when someone first picks furion on your team

>>145914801
why would u want that? dont u like slark?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_3wtM0aPwfaSVlJSnFqSzBSRDg/preview

NSFW link

>>145915002
dumb pedoNEET

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>>145915246

>>145915252
Did they even fucking add a model in for tides dick?
also no stomach bulging
yeah fucking trash

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>>145915246
>Glove of Haste and 4 Clarity

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Is sd the hero that icefrog forgot?

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>wake up
>team isn't a cluster of nonwhites
>It's instead a stack of drug-using atheists
>not one game where I havent been the best on my team in several thousand hours

>>145915291
i'm not dumb

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>>145915302

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>>145915302

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>>145915470
No, he's fucking broken when played correctly
Literally OD in cuckold position
Forgot
>A shitfuck of damage
>Pierces BKB

>>145915470
>fuck this hero specifically the ult
yea you are shit if you think they are comparable

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>>145915302
>not stacking armor so you dont get dunked by the fucking ranged crepes
>not having three rings for both a iron talon and basi into vlads
If you lost, it wasn't his fault.

>>145915302
Twelve (12) armor
Why do people think this is bad

I have sniper daily challenge.

How do I get the spanish carries to stop yelling at me?

What do I build? How do I farm?

>>145914785
>vanguard first
>not perseverance+vit booster

>>145915979
max shrapnel
treads>maelstrom>sny`>situational

>>145915934
>talon
>vlad's
>tranqs???
why three rings

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>>145915979
Mute your nonwhites
Build the 1080p stick into shadow blade into more damage and less attack speed, correct choices include mkb, mael, and now hurricane pike
Treads > Phase if you intend to purchase lifesteal
Farm with Shrapnel
Let your retards run in first while you potshot from fuckall range

>>145915979
go 4-1-4-1
get phase maelstrom hurricane pike into whatever the fuck you want
lvl 4 shrapnel does just a bit more damage than a lvl 3 ion shell, its stupid to not max it, 1 in headshot for value and 4 in take aim because you really want to not get hit by faggots
hurricane pike can push whoever got to you back into shrapnel to let you escape easily

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>145916247
> the 1080p stick
the what now

>>145908775
do they still clap when dewarding happens
that's the only thing I remember from it the last time I watched

>>145916389
you're router

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>>145916389
1080p stick
500 range + 400 with maxed E + 180 extra range with dragon penis lets you headshot in full 1080p HD
Build into hurricane pike, but not immediately after getting dragon stick.

what if sniper had global range but his damage scaled to how far away he was

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>>145908896
>dying
>instantaneous
?

how would you feel if na'vi won ti6?

anyone watching attacker, he was getting scared at some fps zombie mission

how do i stop being a shitter at dota and irl

>>145916743
pretty happy

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>>145916719
what if I fucked your mom and sister at the same time

>>145916924
that'd be weird. my sis and mom hate each other since forever. they are both kinda hot and YET i'm fucking ugly

>>145916743
i wouldnt care, navi is an alright team

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>lose 7 ranked matches in a row
>flaming team mates, low morale in each game
>think of uninstalling dota because of shitty experience
>eh maybe just one more game
>win 6 games in a row after that
>thank god I didnt uninstall

I guess thats just how dota works lads
Thanks for reading my blog

Havent played for a while, is storm spirit still annoying as fuck? Or has he been nerfed? Im considering killing some bootyblasted flips with him

>>145917354
i laughed at your image
can i save it please

I want to read some nice blog

>>145917412
He's not very good. SF isn't very good either. Play timbersaw, slark, and invoker.

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How do I get a GF like this?

>>145917354
no problem i can relate to your blog. dont believe forced 50 deniers its fucking REAL if you win too much the games are RIGGED for you to lose

but reddit will tell you otherwise of course

>>145917654
be cool in high school

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>>145917412
He's badSlark and horribleDisruptor
>>145917713
Correct

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>>145917654
Ever since I started studying design and engineering I've had Asian cuties talk to me. Try there.

I think most Asians look plain though and they're probably not lewd enough for me.

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>EGs new manager is LITERALLY the owner of /r/Dota2

you can't make this shit up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvK29iL69y0

>forced 50 believers in /d2g/

what next? flat earth?

It's saturday night, why the fuck are you here?

>picking phase
>DOTA2 acts up and the hero selection cursor keeps going right

which of you chucklefucks is playing shadow demon bitching about how imba pudge is?

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>Went 6-1 today

JUST TRY AND STOP ME DOTARDS!!

>>145917915
lmao LITERALLy redd*t: the team

egcucks can gtfo

>>145918007
why are you here

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>>145917915
is that Jesus LMAO

>>145918141
also

>the r word is flagged as spam

>>145918307
But retard isn't marked as spam?
Fucking dumbass lmao.

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How do i get out of the trench /d2g/?
I'm bloodseeker

>gametime 67 minutes

>>145918137
but i was your one loss

>>145918516
>Zeus with no force staff or Euls
Instead of Heart consider Abyssal Blade. Run at him, BKB, lock him the fuck down. Also a butterfly or halberd vs WR is the way to go.

I doubt you would've been able to farm Butterfly + Abyssal there but that would be how you would itemize.

>>145918516
Be aware of your item spikes or rat your ass off.

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>>145918594
You're gonna have to try harder than that to stop me you fucking doturd. Just try and stop me from playing.

>>145918007
I went to a beach party last night and my feet hurt from all the walking

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Frog is going to gut timbersaw

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dotards? why?

>>145918843
reddit: the game

>>145918916
He's going to give Slark the Arc Warden treatment for sure. Nerfed so hard nothing short of a re-work would make him relevant.

I'm currently 1/15 with a offlane viper here lads, help

>>145919154
Build Daedalus and Butterfly so you actually do damage.

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I miss him guys...

What are some meme builds I can have fun with in 2k?

>>145919325
Radiance riki

>>145919325
eblade dagon riki
using items doesnt break invis

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>>145919325
You start as a 5 mango zoning support

>>145919253
f-firebat?

>>145919528
>not 5 bracers

baka...

>>145919534
Jigglebilly

>>145909369
>Purge
>EG

You're fucking disgusting, get the fuck out of /d2g

>>145919742
>implying 5 bracers is a meme build, when it's actually the best Queen of qop of Dogshit item build this world has EVER fucking seen

I was griefing my team, 5 bracers is what I do when I want to carry the account buying SHITSTAINS to victory

>>145919374
I think 2k players would be smart enough to pop dust eventually.

>>145919528
5 mango ogre support?

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>teammate feed repeatedly trying to prove why they're right

fucking why

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>it's a 4 man group starts fight on the other end of the map and then berates you for not playing with the team episode

>>145909369
>No Tobi

Kys my man

>>145920096
>having shitty farming patterns

>>145919253
I miss our king
:(

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>>145920096
>Zeus and Kunkka are friends
>They won their lane and start getting really cocky and throwing
>They keep throwing their bodies at bottom tier two tower and getting hit by blink black hole
>They keep saying some stupid phrase over and over again and pinging me
>It's not English or Russian or Romanian or Turkish, I don't know what the fuck it was
>Won because myself and Ember managed to get Invoker and Enigma to dieback

>>145920096
just tell them "If you thought you couldn't take the fight without me, then why did you take it?"

all you gamecucks do is cry about the sorrow that befalls you for being a shitter of the game

what
are
you
donig

>>145920690
The answer to this is always the same
"We thought you were with us." or "We thought you were coming."

This is why when I see a mob of retards trying to start a fight on the other side of the map from me I say precisely "Do not fight there, I cannot get there, I cannot be there. I will not be there. Do not fight there."

>>145920565
Say more.

>>145920925
Your butt is gross

>>145911935
Literally ten(10) generations after migrating, germans and englishmen are considered natives in america
That's just how it works and always will

whats the veno jungle build?

>>145909369
Kys

>>145921114
1-800-reddit

>>145921103
And 300 years later niggers are still niggers

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>>145914701
>press tab
>hit q
>hard

>>145909047
Two words, Legion Commander

>>145921101
Annoying.

>>145921210
reddit stole it from /d2g/ m8
veno jungle was being spammed here a month before leddit took credit for it
>>145921114
iron talon + 2x clarities
at 3:00 you can deliver gloves of haste + 2x infused raindrops
finish your midas around 5-6 minutes

alternate between clearing normal jungle camps and doing the secret shop camp + ancients

>>145914701
>(yeah even barring meepo)
You're stupid and you're stupid. Interesting.

Shadow Demon, on a scale of 1-10 how mad are you and your Storm buddy?

I know you're here, you faggot.

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>>145921473
11/10 mad riht now i tell you hwat

>>145921473
wow anon that's pretty rude

>>145921465
meepo doesn't even need micro I don't know where dotards think theres micro involved in a game where you can only control 1-5 units at the same time

when 3 heroes and 40 units are fighting 3 heroes and 40 units and you're constantly pulling units off the line and dancing them back and healing them and readjusting the engagement, thats micro

literally the only "micro" thing you can do with meepo is attack all 5 on one guy at a time with poof and then if they focus 1 meepo you can maybe walk it away except that doesn't even work 9 out of 10 times due to all the stuns/slows/disables in dota and huge aoe burst damage anyway

if icefrog wanted meepo to be a micro hero and a good hero instead of a babymode hero and a bad hero, he'd replace geostrike with a skill that makes one meepo invulnerable at a time to be like hide/burrow/heal/etc in wc3, that way you'd actually be rewarded for individually controlling meepos instead of mindlessly chain poofing
also make ensnare pierce bkb again if he did that

>>145921473
fuck you faggot 1v1 me mid cunt

>>145921473
>>145921683
>>145921728
>>145921771
I fucking hate it when it's plainly obvious a gulagite is in your game because all they do is spout memes and complain about muh OP heroes like Slark and DP lmao

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>At its current rate it will take over 45 days to clear this community challenge

What if we never find out what the New Legs Strat will be.

>>145911231
Meepo is baller
take him safelane, wqr then max w
his stats(not items) persist among meepos, so build stat items.
Agh first usually, I like tp boots.
SEA likes to build dragon lance for cheap stats (even though the passive doesnt work)
eth.blade is cool
I udually get heart 2nd or 3rd item because he's pretty squishy without it

>>145921874
good for you retard

>>145921985
>still mad his trash memeteam lost

>>145921753
ayy lmao select thought the same too

>>145922050
your the only one mad here kid

>>145921874
>retarded afk jungle doom
>he yells at me (safelane) for farming the jungle
>game ends, see him bitching in /vg/ chat

lmao cant make this shit up

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>>145922118
yeah well why don't you suck all the mad out of my dick you lil fagboi

did t*ago finally get banned?

>>145922230
Maybe i will

>>145922285
If you're going to talk about him please do not censor his name and avoid filters

thanks

>>145922230
unzip it already qt

holy fuck this W33 game

fucking LMAO

>>145922432
I couldnt remember if he was the one who has a script that notifies him when someone posts his name

>>145922546
I'm annoyed af he doesn't have sheepstick tbqh

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Okay so what if this gulag:

>Meepo base damage from 43-49 to 49-55
>Meepo agility from 23+1.9 to 23+2.9
>Earthbind now fully affects magic immune units (is not purged by becoming magic immune, but can still be purged by basic dispels)
>Geostrike removed and replaced with a new skill, Undermine

Undermine
>Active, no target
>40 mana cost, 20/16/12/8 cooldown, 4 duration, 0.1 cast point
>Meepo burrows underground, gaining 100% damage reduction and healing 3/4/5/6% of his maximum HP + 20 base HP per second. While underground meepo is not invisible and can be targeted normally, and can reemerge early by attacking, casting, moving or using items.

>>145922772
OP

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>>145922772
>25% of his total HP while burrowed for just 40 mana

Broken as fuck.

>>145922772
>While underground meepo is not invisible and can be targeted normally
What is the fucking point of this if he has 100% damage reduction

>>145922772
have you seen the numbers you posted anon ?
>100% dmg reduction
>24% max hp healed
>8s cd
>40 mana

guys pls help. I'm so scared frog is going to destroy timbersaw.
he's so fun to play too ;-;

>>145923142
because it doesn't disjoint or prevent enemy stuns/silences/etc
its just a self-cold-embrace that affects magic/pure too

Is arc warden still trash? How are people playing him now?

>>145923408
they aren't

>>145923278
Play him lots now so when the toad's wrath is felt you'll have memories.

>>145923408
Yes; They aren't.

>>145923291
but it doesn't change anything

he's still underground healing while silenced or stunned (look at how cold embrace works). meanwhile the other 4 meepos are wailing on the enemy team, and each one can rotate their heals as that meepo gets low. there will never be a reason for meepo to go back to fountain

it's fucking retarded m8, just stop

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if you ever think youre gonna beat me when im playing terrorblade, just one word for that hombre

no

>>145923408
There's one in Fear's game right now.

He's not bad.

>>145923601
what if i pick tb before you and beat you with it

>>145923601
FUCK OFF ALICE

>>145923601
BASED

>>145923698
What if he picks the TB counter.

>>145923601
I don't get this meme.
>>145923727
I don't get this meme either. Who is Alice?

>>145923791
then i'll learn from the tb poster how to counter tb

>tfw you get trilaned by aggron stonebreak raigor stonehoof and darkterror

What if Terrorblade could Sunder buildings?

>>145923859
>Who is Alice?
A Russian whore who is obsessed with Skywrath, Vengeful Spirit, and Terrorblade.

>>145923958
what if aghs on terrorblade made sunder an AOE ability

armlet terrorblade viable?

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Why is the TA the cutest hero int eh game?

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I miss them guys

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>>145923601
i fucking love this meme to be quite honest with you, my shitposting family of the 'lag

>>145924304
Nice samefag, Alice.

>>145924261
>literal shit skin

>>145924261
Penis
de
futa
de
taille
équestre

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>>145924345
>first people think i'm the lebanon boogeyman
>now they think i'm the alice boogeyman

FABRICATION
FREE

>>145924516
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY MEME, SKYWRATH WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT.

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What did he mean?

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>>145924637
He's just trying to be funny by making fun of how seriously people take cosplay comp.

>>145924637
>the top 1% of cosplayers are oppressing the bottom 99%, its time for a distribution of wealth


fucking hell, all bernie cucks should be shot

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>>145924572
>NOW HE THINKS I'M A FUCKING GAMESHIITER
SIDES LEAVING ON EARTH-NEPTUNE TRANSFER ORBIT

>>145924637
Cosplayers are a plague upon every franchise.

The men are manchildren.
The women are attention hungry.

>>145924637
I miss the purge suffering memes and pastas

>>145924907
The fact that you keep replying and so bothered by this proves you are her. FUCK OFF ALICE

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>>145925142
>anyone 4chanposting is mad
hellllloooooo reddit