DOTA 2 GENERAL ~ /d2g/

Guys what MMR is this pub game they are casting on ESL?

first for sheever

Datt BullGOD memery

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ESS FOR

E
S
S

F
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>Bulldog

J U S T

I NEED TO KNOW LADS. COL OR NAVI FOR MY HATS

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>there are non-whites on d2g

I wouldn't wish this curse on my worst enemy.

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5 memes early

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Xth for ludwig

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God, I'd almost feel bad for Bulldog that he has to play with S4 and Akke.

>>145876787
an actually not shit OP, good job

Guys what does Phoenix's Sun Ray sound like? I was born deaf.

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>ALLIANCE

CAN THERE POSSIBLY A TEAM MORE PATHETIC THAN THIS

THEY ACTUALLY CANT WAIT TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ON STAGE IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF GERMANS

I BET LODA IS GONNA GO LOOK FOR SOME SHARIA RAPE GANGS AFTER THIS

nth for

n0farm
n0skill
n0carry
n0tgood

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Team?

>>145877057
JUST

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why is watching alliance getting dumpstered so satisfying

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>>145877041
She needs more art and a mod

I'd actually pay for that mod

>>145877036
both are shit
col are maybe more shit, hard to tell

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>>145877102
>that deep dark obsession with N0tail

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>HEY GUISE, LET'S DRAFT A PHYSICAL DRAFT AGAINST A TIMBERSAW
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

SHEEVER

"I like this draft from alliance"
t. analyze desk

???

this is fucking terible draft

>>145877001
4ks randoming against organized 7ks

>>145877089
The same way the sun hitting your face sounds like.

>>145877141
M-muh silver's edge prophet!

>>145877139

more like n0good

>>145877169
What's wrong with it?

>>145877115
Because most of them are arrogant cucks.

HOLY FUCK, BULLDOG
HE TRULY WANTS TO GET THE BM CURSE

>bulldog is ragetaunting
>OD is eating it up thinking he's toying with liquid
what a shit caster

>>145877040

seems good because we are indeed your worst enemy

ta cospla?

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>is he though?

Blitz is so based.

so they're gonna cut the Bo5 Grand Final tomorrow down to Bo3 again right?
theres no way they can do 2 Bo3s and 1 Bo5

>>145877219
A whole bunch of squishies physical damage against a lineup that has ursa, void, timber, enchantress and phoenix.

>>145877169
With Venge, drow and NP they have really good push, but they will never get the momentum due to Liquids draft

BULLDOG TAUNTS ARE WORKING

What happened that made Leliance the best team in the world again for 2 months?

>>145877265
Bulldog is probably having FUN.

You fucking autistic nigger, not everyone is a bitchy faggot like you

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3 2 2
2
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>>145877004

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>It's an "Alliance comes back after d2g shits on them for two threads straight" episode

those are always good

>>145877328

they're the only team that still bothers with rat DotA

>>145877219

looks like some straight outta 6.84 shit with the brew, dazzle, venge.

They drafted drow against a fucking phoenix/ursa/void lineup. Fucking ebin.

Luckily liquid is doing its best to throw this shit.

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GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP XDDD

>INT treads
>damageless void
>INT treads
>damageless void

>>145877169
If they were good at dota they wouldn't be analysts.

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>those cheers from alliance fangays in the crowd

>>145877280
>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"

>>145877265

naive boy

>>145877362
do you fucking realise that they have a drow on their team?

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What would u draft against Liquids team if you knew they would pick those exact heroes?

>ursa blinks in and u cant kill him
>timber jumps in and u cant kill him
>phoenix flys in and eggs if in danger
>void jumps in and u cant even touch him
>ench is literally untouchable

dotards???!?

>>145877329
privet, newfag

>>145877360
>this poo in loo is backstabbing teams left and right and getting away with it and basically you're fucking stupid
>click to find out how

>>145877362

Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3? HEhhehheh me neither.

They totally told us.

>>145877519

Win a TI before you talk

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what exactly was s4 thinking?

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Is that a dagon on bulldog?

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Who is the worst mid in the world, s4 or rtz?

>>145877463
I'd trilane with a Luna instead of a Drow.

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>that drow hair cosmetic

shaniqua?

>>145877598
that maybe fata would let him get some pity CS

>>145877625

Anyone not on a pro team

>>145877625
I never see rtz do something like this
>>145877598

>>145877598
>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"

Why has void carry become a taboo?

Seriously, he has a new blink with a short CD, same as AM, the same old glass canon stats, the same ult, and the same bash. So is it really wrong getting an early Bfury and playing him like the old days? Ig anything he farms faster thanks to his new blink.

>>145877463

You should ask alliance what the fuck they were doing, their team is SO bad

You pick Memenaut, Wifestealer and an Elder Pounder as support instead of Dazzle

>>145877463
Jungle Enigma, mid invoker, dazzle+huskar safelane, offlane windranger.

>>145877519

>Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3?

which one?

the latest starladder?

or the world cyber games? LAN that had a prizepool 3 times all the LANs EG has won since TI5?

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>it's a liquid chokes an easy win because they don't have a winning mindset, like OG does, episode.

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>tfw you will never be this close to soe

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>>145877598
what the actual fuck

>>145877598
did he misclick on the minimap?

Is this Bamboecast just some insider joke or are they actually serious?

>>145877463
pick Ta mid

Oracle 5 to disarm ursa
and burst timber

slardar 3

bounty hunter 4
clinkz 1 to kite ursa and ez lane vs void

I love physical damage

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>>145877783

>winning mindset like OG

>>145877763
He just doesn't deal damage

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>>145877776
>cherrypicking about prizepool after EG won more than every single lan outside of TI combined ez

?

http://www.esportsearnings.com/players

>>145877810
she has a man head and small tits breh

>>145877810
I have the same bear color and a blonder hair


wtf, it may look like this?

>Ursa with MoM is finally viable in comp

Is this the SingSing patch?

>>145877810

>that feel when I will never impregnate Soe while she leglocks me and says something in German

why even live

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>>145877949
>>145877783
>>145877463

hey!

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>>145877982
>tfw no bear

AUDIO OUT OF SYNC REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145877954
Sheever has better Tits.

>>145877463
moar dps that isn't drow

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Lovin these new Blitz images

>Ursa 0 kills in 20 minutes
>Lodasphere

I legit never thought a team could choke more

>>145878020
>finally viable in comp
it was played during shanghai as well

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All these dota girls and you're still a virgin?

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>it's an "anyone who funposts is Lebanon"episode

>>145877415
>I-Im 3k b-but Im good at this game I-I swear just let me analysist!!

Have they shown fight recap even once this entire LAN?

>>145877845
I dunno, bamboe is the biggest retard memeing manlet in dota. Seems like everyone just chooses to ignore it just to have another "known" name on the panel.

>>145878115
BlitzreactingtoAllianceDraft.jpg

>>145878105
Sheever is a horse faced cunt

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>>145878067
This is the button you want lad

>>145878156
Just because they're girls and nerds doesn't mean they'll each take 100+ guys to fuck the whole stadium

>>145878067
Just hit Ctrl+- four times in mpv to set -400ms audio delay.

can they please just clone bulldog and have 5 of him as Alliance

>>145877598
like I'm trying to understand what the fuck s4 was thinking

Couldn't kill timber, he wasn't even close to being low

Wasn't trying to get a last hit

Didn't misclick on the minimap

Didn't have teammates coming for a gank

Didn't have ult

like what the fuck

>>145878156
Where's best grill Nigma?

>>145878156
I need more pictures of Yana

2 games already and fata still can't build euls to prevent FREE TP

>FATA
>GOOD

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>Bulldog carrying harder than Loda and s4

>>145878156
I recognize Sheever, Soe, Anuxi, Kelly, and... Fwosh?

>>145878156
I'm claiming the one on the far right with the blue scarf.

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>alliance playing for their lives
>liquid is just dicking around as if they're just playing some pub, still winning

>second pick Brew
GREAT IDEA

value forcestaff on drow

>>145878115
>what was the thought process of loda getting a force staff against an ursa???

>>145878301
First time watching alliance games?

The whole fucking team revolves around Bulldog for that simple reason. Are you 2k?

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>it's an alliance loses 2-0 episode

>>145878316
Yeah that's Fwosh.

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GUYS

BLOW EVERY COOLDOWN ON THE AEGIS URSA RIGHT NEAR THEIR TIER 1 MID

SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING DO IT

GUYS

DO IT

NOTHING WILL GO WRONG

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>0/2/2 Matu
fug :---DDD

OH! I remember this script! It's a "Liquid plays cocky and throws their lead in order to win in game3" episode

>>145878335

>fooling around and dropping taunts is "playing for their lives"
>tryharding and going for objectives as soon as possible is "dicking around"

no one is this retarded right? this is just le ebin trolley just pretending xdd posting?

>>145878156
Who is the one to the right of the long haired blonde? The fifth from the left

The one with the weird teeth. Shes just.... weird.

Is this a perfect example of that whole playing against alliance and banning nature's prophet thing

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>20% hp
>two teammates dead
>TIME TO FARM DA ANCIENDS :DDD

>It's a "let Drow Ranger get farmed and focus on the Brewmaster instead" episode

>>145878514
you mean like major finals and major finals?

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>>145878156

>>145878525
>fooling around and dropping taunts is "playing for their lives"
kek bulldog was just salty the game went to shit

>>145878237
HAHA VLC?? XDDDD
DUDE LMAO THATS LIKE,,,.. THE WORST VIDEO LPAYER!!

Lmao how is Ursa even real lmao nigga just forcestaff out

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>drafting a bunch of cores that can't do damage in chrono

what did liquid mean by this

alliance are pussies

>>145878623
just stand next to her lol

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>I'm not gonna buy a BKB on Ursa and get stunned / slowed / kited indefinitely.
>But I have my ultimate

>>145878674
This, but non-ironically

>>145878662
>bulldog
>being ever salty

how new can you possibly be?

>>145878693
>not drafting a dedicated chronoslavebitch for your balanced fire bird
Is the current year, gramps.

>>145878693
BUT DUDE LIQUID HAS THE BEST DRAFT LMAO HEROES THAT COMPLETE EACH OTHER SO MUCH XD

alliance falling apart

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Arriance rooking in trouble

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>first real item manta on damageless void

worse that medusa manta tbqh

brewmaster is a meme but it's actually doing pretty well against ursa

>>145878646
>3KB

CRIKEY

>this will be a hard fight for Alliance
>they're going to lose mid rax for sure

10/10 casting

Christ, every time I see this venge set I think it's a PA

liquid falling apart

just fucking disband and recruit NA players again this is fucking embarrassing

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>Its a "game is doomed from the start" episode
>Bonus points: Natures Prophet can't even play his hero

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I miss her ;_;

>brew and drow can fight vs all of TL

How does fwosh make her living income?

Like who pays her? She doesn't do anything, at least sheever makes pathetic attempts at casting and hosting but what does fwosh do?

>>145878795
>this guy will surely always be like when he is streaming for his underage audience
how naive can you possibly be

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>all these fucking throws and counterthrows

>>145878946

ODpixel alt-tabs to read d2g mid cast

>oh shit everyone on d2g saying liquid is going to rekt face I better say so on my cast
>surprisingly d2g was wrong

OD will never learn

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>Alliance wins
>Blitz commits suicide

>It's a "Force staff isn't OP" episode

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is this the new farm vacuum meme?

>>145879040
reminder that panda was considered op as fuck for years

>>145878982
>Recruit United Shit players
Why would you recruit from a region literally worse than SEA

>>145879040

A BARREL OF LAUGHS

>>145879057
Leeches off another guy every 2 weeks

>>145879072
egm is his best friend

bamboe's voice is very annoying to listen to

>>145879094
when Air was good and playing it yea

Really enjoying those /d2g/ tears desu

AKKE
K
K
E

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>tfw your win was uncondititioned

>>145879079
frustrated bear detected

when are immortals getting marketable?

I want to buy that rainbow cuntspear

>akke tps to tier 2 and pushes r on his low hp ally
wooooow holy shit

what an amazing play

>bamboe voice
top fucking kek
he sounds like a bird

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wasnt liquid supposed to have won the game by this point? how is it still going on

>>145879297
i have like 4 of those

still no phoenix immortal

>>145879380
no bullying our favourite manlet

I'm getting triggered by this no euls timber.

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>>145879094
>Its le ebin bat vs panda as first picks meme meta

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>valve added a cosmetic for enchantress because of the orlando shooting

Bulldog and EGM are the only players on Alliance who aren't shit.

>>145879439
what were the bans in that era, or was it when teams would just firstban ld and furion vs alliance because of bulldog

>>145879478
are you stupid?
here's your (you)

>>145879297
>2 MONTHS
get fucked non-goy cuck

>>145879478
Stupid frogposter

>>145879402
They keep throwing hard so Alliance changed the tempo and something something the win condition.

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>twitch chat is literally /int/
more our guys than us ourselves

>>145879593
>>145879607
amerigays will defend this

>matumba is bottom 5 on networth
just ebin job finland

haha maDUMBaman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if brew's Q was a stun?

why does Drow have an aghs?

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>Liquid are doing it!

>Dat cheese

>play against brew
>get BKB

WOW IT'S LIKE HE'S COUNTERED BY A SINGLE ITEM THAT MAKES HIM ACTUALLY WORTHLESS.

BUT NAH, LET'S GET EVERY ITEM BUT BKB.

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>Alliance getting cucked in base

JUST SIT IN THE FOUNTAIN AND WATCH LIKE GOOD BOYS AS KURO RAPES YOUR HOME

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This isn't even dota it's like my 4k pubs

>>145879857
If you build bkb, panda wins.

le funny timber meme man sure is balanced ;)

>>145877839
no he was clearly walking around thinking he had enough hp and he died during the clap animation

>they thought marimba was the 1 position after void gets first blood
>the only job of matumbba here was to eat the brew split because everyone had force staffs anyway

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>alliance

Did alliance actually think building their entire team and draft around counter matumbaman would work?

He has team mates....

JUST CALL IT YOU KEK

Alliance is so FUCKING bad.

LOL THAT FUCKING FOUNTAIN DIVE

ULTRA KILL

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Ahaha

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Liquid were just toying with the swedecucks ;-))

LETS PICK BREW 2nD XD

>>145879902
why

like pottery

>don't pick furion
>lose
>pick furion as last resort
>lose
why was this total shit team invited again?

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>swedish cuckolds

MIND = CONTROLLED

RYTI-RIBBENTROP v2.0

TODAY: EUROPE

TOMORROW: THE WORLD

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YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS

TO JUSTIFY WHY

THIS JOKE OF A TEAM

GOT A DIRECT INVITE

>hey loda let me play brew im really good
>ok but only if you promise to fuck kelly later
>fuck alright i'll do it

>That Liquid fan in a Fluff mask

>>145880029
Justin Trudeau

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Matu got carried hard desu fampais

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That dive KEK

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I wish liquid's heroes had taunts so they could spam them during the fountain dive

>>145880036
>>145880080
reminder that Liquid are literally the second-best team in the world and that 8 teams get invited.

mindcontrol went from deadweight to playmaker in 6months

absolute madman

EUROPE IN FLAMES!

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>Alliance

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Who's the girl?

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>bulldog gets caught twice before the big fight

they could've won that game though

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Remember when you laughed at this man?

>>145880213
>8

its gonna be 10 , with 4 qualifier teams and 2 wildcards

>>145880029

because if you build bkb he focuses your teammates while they force staff drift away from you

if you don't build bkb you eat up brew split also e while they force into you to kill you and your teammates kill them after split


it's strategy

>>145880293
Just some gold digger slut taking advantage of a rich but lonely videogame nerd

>>145880314
i still do

Someone please post the "Loda and mummy" image

>>145880314
hey cutie, where you from

>both OG and Liquid have retarded manlets with inflated senses of worth being carried by alphas

they still haven't learned gulag...

>Liquid are good because they've put trash teams in the dumpster

wipe this meme from the face of the earth

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So, Na'Vi is going to barely win against complexity, and then easily win against Vega to go to the finals. Will OG just 2-0 them again?

>Only 50k viewers during the biggest event this year

DotA2 is dead, am I the only one in here picking up Overwatch? It's the only game with bigger competition and more serious e-sport than DotA2

>>145880293
she's THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

>natures prophet quest
how to win with this piece of garbage hero?
after all teir 1s are down you literally just push a wave, someone tps and you run away.
this hero is nothing more than a mild annoyance.
send help

>>145880314
to be fair he improved a lot since shanghai

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>>145880503

>>145880293
ENDURANCE RUN

>>145880503

kek

KUROKY IS GONNA BOMB THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT

>>145880482
From the thumbnail I thought it was that JAV with a japanese girl being swarmed by niggers

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APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>>145880503
you are correct that dota has died, but do not shill for overmeme

>kuro planning things
G-GUYS

>>145880503
>More serious e-sport
>Literally "DUDE BRO LOOK AT MY PLAY OF THE GAME: INCARNATED"

>>145880503
>Biggest event this year
Ayyy

>I'm gonna pick Techies
>Maybe tomorrow
>Ramadan Mubarak

What did he mean by this?

>>145880420

I'm not going to go through all of her twitter pictures since they fucked up the photo viewer sorry mate

>>145880608
Im sorry mindcontrol

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>>145880503

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@145880503
its not even the biggest event this month lmao

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>skinhead nazi
>fat guy
>ugly woman
>na`vi hoody guy
>turks everywhere

is this germany in a nutshell?

>>145880480
Name one team that according to you isn't trash besides Newbee and OG

>>145880671

Fair enough, lad.

techies is a hero of peace

Navi or Col ?

>>145880314
>when you lose control of your mind for a second

D R A F T C E P T I O N

WE MUST GO DEEPER

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>>145880503
Quality post, friendo.

>>145880608
is he slavic

>>145880609

lel

>>145880635
>>145880630
>>145880541
>>145880582
Did I hurt your feefees?

Fuck off back to /lolg/ you cuck nu-males.

>>145880609
How am I shilling for stating facts?

It might not have a bigger playerpool, but it's the biggest game in Korea right now and soon it will take over the west, I rather get good at it from the start than start 5 years after everyone else.

>>145880314
he is a true autist
look at his facial expression and posture

I've been away from Dota for like 4-5 years. I used to play quite a bit and I was decent but really never very good.

Is it hopeless for me to try and return? How do I even get started again without just feeding all the time?

>>145880714
>Event that people travel too with a specific target audience (homosexual nerds)
That's not quite the definition of germany, but it's close.

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>yeah i was actually planning on using techies this tournament
>in fact i was planning on using it RIGHT NOW
*detonates vest*

>>145880608
wow congrats you won against a tier 3 team that can only execute one strat and still be mediocre

>>145880737
10/10 post

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>>145880786

>>145880608
SKADOVSK WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE THAT'S FOR SURE

>>145880786

kek


>>145880848


gigakek

>>145880719

current EG

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>>145880786
>he's a non-human kshitter
neck yourself

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>>145880503
overwatch uses 20 tick servers. Literally a third of counter strikes valve servers and even those are lambasted for being unusable for serious play

overwatch will never be competitive. It will be like hearthstone; sure there will be events held but nobody, including the players, will EVER take the game seriously.

>>145880608
THIS SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT PAL OWES 3 SNICKERS BARS!

IS OUR GUY KUROKY GONNA FINALLY WIN A LAN?

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>>145880786
(You)

You guys think Col vs Navi is worth the watch? I feel both teams will be sloppy as fuck

>>145880232
Yep people called him inconsistent and were already thinking about who should replace him, now he carries so hard. Probably the best thing about this Liquid team 2bh that it's 2 top tier players and 3 kinda new dudes (to the big leagues at least, I know matu and jerax played in some tier 2 teams)

>>145880714
Pretty much, only thing missing is the rapefugees, but they're all starving and mixing their stink in those ape containment centers that germany generously provided them.

>>145880773

He's a Balkan slav who are the only proper slavs unlike memes such as Poles and Russians.

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>>145880170
He's in germany. Do you think he is fucking sober?

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QUICK GUYS!

Shit'Vi or Cuckplexity?

>>145880941
Here's your (you)

>>145880941
>EG
lmao they won't even get out of the open qualifier at this rate

>>145881084
>betting on nadota
>ever
lel tb honest

>>145881084
pls spoiler when you post kelly

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Soe is cute! Cute!

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>>145881003

>implying BigDaddyTw0LANs isn't going to change his name to BigDaddyThreeLANs

>>145880823
by killing yourself

>>145880786
>A simple game that lasts 10 minutes a match is more popular in lan cafés than a possible hour+ commitment.

Quelle surprise
9/11 bait though. Here's a you in a language you'll understand mon ami,

(Tu)

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You didn't fall for the honeypot roster, did you gulag?

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>>145881013

Trump rally much more worth it desu, live RIGHT NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2wur9jbdyQ

>>145880823
this tBh >>145881191

>>145881181
Haha there he is again! That's our guy with the hella epic reactions to the camera!!!!

Isn't he f*cking epicly hilarious???

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>>145880314
I felt so bad for him. Seems like a jolly good guy

>>145881084
its 50 50

navi games were a shitshow

>>145881181
how come someone as shit as notail gets to win lans, yet fata still hasn't won one?

>>145881003
He just won Epicenter though, and on his way to win TI6.

>>145881164
HNNNG
Dat penguin

>>145881284
he won epicenter

>>145881181
went from n0lans to tw0lans, HOW DID HE DO IT?

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>>145881230
That picture + those captions make me grin every time.

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>tfw you play an hour long back and forth game

this is literally the best thing dota can give me

>>145880293

ever heard about the "NA bulls"

they were talking about her

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>>145881230

>>145881238
Don't bring politics into /d2g/ please, this is a neutral non-bully zone where we accept everyone no matter their race, religion or ingame role.

hey guys it has it's own gravity

what comes up must come down

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>>145881369
Those games give me a legit incredible adrenaline rush

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>>145881164
>soe has a 9/10 ass
>we never see it

>movie trailers during esports

don't remember seeing this before, I guess we're alive.

>>145880983
>you can change your hero after while you're waiting to respawn
>they expect this trash to be competitive e-sport
>game so literally boring that they added being able to change heroes in the middle of the fucking game

Overwatch """""""""E-SPORT"""""""""

>>145881439

>430 will never be relevant again

;_;

>>145880823
Just play the game man, it's not that big of a deal. You could try making a new account or just feed a bunch and learn from there.

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>>145881448
Does indeed feel bad

Seriously though, is there a single e-"sport" that isn't dead?

Is it finally time for us to grow up?

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Replace Shitmail with Arteezy and EG will be top dollar again.

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>>145881439

>our guy mike will never be relevant again

it still hurts

>>145881430

are you talking about my dick?

it can stay up for long periods of time though

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>>145881513
mfw

>>145881164
>that disgusting tatoo
>that dyke hair
>no knowledge of dota
>doesn't even play dota

What's the point of this slut being there? Just eye candy for perma virgins?

>>145881605
sc2 ;^)

>>145881084
>Betting during honeypots
xd

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>open qualifiers start after this

>>145881707
>still no sauce

FUCK YO

>>145881407
Except Peruvians.
Fuck them.

>>145881659
Is he still playing?

>>145881605
kek mainstream media and sport cooperations are trying to jump onto the esport hype atm.
It it will get much much worse.

Until the bubble pops in a few years that is.

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>>145881707
>EG and Secret getting eliminated after this

>>145881686
she triggers them

>>145881329
he didn't win two majors

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>>145881707
>Direct invites/Qualifier Invites after this

>>145881859
yea with iG but that team is shit atm

its time

>MACHO MAN 2
OH GOD NO

>DANK FURT

LMAOOO

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>Dankfurt

Please stop this shitty meme.

Did the fucking caster in the stage say 'DANKFURT'