>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510336-esl-one-frankfurt-2016-preview
stream: https://www.twitch tv/esl_dota2
liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
VODS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhCH_nPE4JTozqQqM66hlKUVEn-_ek9bI
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145851775
FUTA TA
Where are the Sheever Pictures on ESL
I WANT SOME sHEEVER PICTURES.
What a tryhard OP
kys
MEMEBACK????
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>this man
>the guys
god I had ODpixel
>G carrying these shitters.
What does the 'G' stand for?
How close to snapping is G's spine at this point?
>>145864609
Go find the video of her doing archery with Soe
G-God
>>145864673
fng kinda looks like my exgf lol
FUCK SAKE EITHER TEAM, GO FOR OBJECTIVE U FUCKS
>>145864687
is Sheever single?
>let's try to get a kill rather than kill the rax
Post TI6 VP
Fng
Illidan
Lil
Resolution
Pub Offlaner
>>145864674
"Got 4 retards in my team"
>dendi
>>145864735
ODPixel is her bf
>VP with a stand-in and playing really bad
>na'vi still struggling to win
>these are 2 of the best CIS teams ATM
Is slav doto dead?
>>145864735
lol no
she follows her boyfriend around like a puppy
>>145864829
More alive than EG or Secret
>>145864829
>vp with a standin
?
Go Liquid!
just imagine if G was on a good hero
>>145864831
dem legs.
>>145864829
Nah, NoFear managed to arrive for today, this is their full team.
uuuuuuuhhhhh, dotards???????????
>>145864831
I wish sheever was my horny puppy...
>>145864915
I wish puppey was my horny sheever
>>145864848
>>145864895
Shit, I didn't even realized they have their full roster. They are doing pretty bad then.
>>145864915
Who do think has the higher sex drive? Sheever, the amazonian Goddess, or OdPixel, the rap god?
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.03
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 4
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 295
Turn Rate - 0.8
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds.
Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80
hp per second (can be cast even if stunned).
- 30mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP - 4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals
450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period
will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Makes Open Eyes Channeled - after dealing the intial burst of dmg the ability continues to channel dealing
50/100/150 pure dmg per second. Blitz cannot move during this time, and if the ult is cancelled prematurely during the channel period
this secondary effect still fires - 100mana/s
>>145864992
sheever because she's dutch
Those people are freaks
>>145864896
>not a short young girl that mimics Slark's expressions
meh
WHERE ARE THE NEW SHEEVERS
VP IS A MESS
OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED
Alohadance is fucking garbo senpai.
>>145865016
his heroic ability should just be called "Evian Bottle", have no description and instantly win The Game
Whats he thinking right now guys?
>>145864415
the notail fuccboi janny is prob gonna delete this thread as soon as he sees this op tbqh
>>145865046
I am waiting for them to come in.
WHERE ARE THE SHEEVERS.
>>145865028
>>145865174
>I went 11 0 12 with multihero RPs and you guys still lost me the game
>>145865174
>when krokodil kicks in
>>145865174
I just wanted him to punch aloha in his fucking face after the game and then throw up in his face because of anxiety issues
VP is so fucking trash like holy shit they gave that game for shit'vi
DONDOBOSS
>>145865207
that's me pls get this pic off of 4chan
Navi vs CoL, whos hype
How do we save this man?
>>145865508
He needs to hit the rock bottom before he can save himself
is tourney scene oversaturated? I feel literally nothing for this ESL
eg 0-22 esl was fun though
So is this gonna be the theme now? Having members of old Mouz on your major tournament panel?
>>145865508
friendly reminder that artour carry > aui carry
>>145865541
Can you go any lower than this?
G is a really good player, I don't know how his personality is though. I saw the after game stuff from earlier but I really can't take much from that.
>Eri at Frankfurt
Is your body ready big boiz? Pinoys about to take over the hosting and casting scene.
>>145865485
oh im sry qt :3
SON OF GOD
O
N
O
F
G
O
D
it's son of ra
not son of god
TROLLED BY CAMERA MAN LMAO
THE MEMER DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>145865549
Tournaments aren't the same without EG and Shitrekt so we call come together and laugh at them.
>Pinoy guy points at the right camera twice
>They switch to the wrong one
Production???
what do you think G will tell his team in the post game showers
>>145865508
るいがわがてきをくらう
>>145865508
Give him a new team
>>145865508
he should honestly just go the singsing route and become a streamer
>>145865579
Yeah, he gets publicly acknowledged as a shitter and no longer gets into T1-2 teams, rather having to play multiple games a week like T3 teams to qualify for events and such. His name is still big enough for LAN organizers to straight up invite Secret, even if they're purely riding on the player fame, rather than performance.
>>145865508
zaaz will take care of him
>>145865579
Its always the darkest before the dawn
>>145865508
this would be an amazing shop if it wasnt for the retarded babyrage
>>145865710
He just reported them all at the end of the game for intentional feeding.
>>145865673
it is son of god ra , he said it. It just pinyos being monkeys
>>145865780
>Tfw Arteezy looks more manly than you
;_;
>>145865508
He needs to go back to his roots.
Kaipi shall rise again.
>>145865508
This has to be the patchiest "beard" I have ever seen
>>145865595
as long as this jackass never shapeshift into howling monkey like the rest of his brethren
>>145865786
>crop off the right side of the picture
Wow, that was hard.
>>145865673
Ra is one of gods in ancient egypt so its technically correct.
G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
>G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
Do you guys use a program to view the games? I remember using some program to view the games in VLC.
Help me out
>>145865780
THIS IS HERSCHEL'S LAND, RICK
Thoughts on blink first sven?
I like to rush blink dagger as first item. Skip brown boots for wind lace, get a mango + blink. Guaranteed kill at level 6. I never build helm of dominator.
>filename
what went wrong?
>>145865867
that would be too disrespectful to my dear fellow memers
also cropping would ruin the shot
>>145865957
no there's no such program anon.
even if there was we wouldn't have helpful links in the op to make it easy for you to find it.
>>145865957
Livestreamer Twitch GUI google it
>>145865957
read the OP
>>145865957
TOLD YOU FUCK A MILLION TIMES NO ONE READS YOUR SHITTY OP
>>145865989
thats just retarded
fast blink is great for kills, yeah, but going all in on that instead of going the safe ancient stacking route is just dumb
>>145865713
>rui ga
fuckin weebs
>>145866005
>not in the op
LMAO
>>145865836
no it's son of ra
the word god isn't included in his name
>>145866005
>>145866017
>>145866028
>>145866047
Ty guys, commended.
COSPLAY
SEXY GERMAN GIRLS
How will they perform now
FUCK NO NO NOT ANOTHER COSPLAY
>>145864687
>ywn have a threesome with amazonian horseface and tomboi dyke
JDIMSA ;_;
THAT NECRO COSPLAY, HOLY FUCK.
sheever cm?
>>145865579
No, he is at the final stage of his metamorphosis there is nowhere else to go.
>Its cosplay time
>>145866123
I know it is son of Ra, but RA=GOD . He just explained it badly. It is similar like child of the sun or something
WHERE IS THE GAME FUCK THIS COSGAY BULLSHIT.
and fuck this pinoy cunt too
>NECRO
>DK
>TECHIES
>WK
MAN THEYRE ALL SO GOOOOD
>not this shit again
That Dragon Knight looks pretty sweet.
>""""american"""" and """"""euroepan"""""" cosplay
not even close to philipines cosplay
HOLY FUCK ITS BOTH EXTREME, TERRIBLE BAD AND GODLY GOOD
>>145865836
Good that he clarified it early in his career.
99% of people get the handle of this player wrong
>>145864831
how tall is he?
who the fuck is that announcer and why is he not able to speak english
>That Dragon Knight in the set from TI5
>SLARKERINA
HOLY SHIT FAMPALACHI
JUST HIT ME UNTIL I HAVE NO STATS LEFT
POUNCE ON TOP OF ME
AND DARK PACT ON MY FACE
Cosplay has been better at each event desu. Also that was Synd's gf in the WK outfit.
>>145866156
I'd be impressed by a top 10 finish for eg, assuming they don't get cheesed out of the qualifiers. I really don't expect secret to even qualify for TI
This is fucking pahtetic, they all look like trash.
Why did the manila major have god-tier cosplays?
Frankfurt has a prizepool too, I think.
>PINOY HOST ON AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT
wow dota has truly fallen huh? this is why dota is not ESPORTS material , china would do BETTER than this tbqh
PSG here
It's my birthday, burn one wit a nigga
pleasantly surprised it's not 90% lina and cm again
>That was all they show of the cosplay competition
Well then
>German """""""Cosplay"""""""""
step it up
holy fuck the female techies has a PHAT ass
anyone itt has a phat ass? wanna meet?
Reminder that Lobster Doom overdosed in his hotel room and died alone
reminder that this will never be topped
>>145866156
Still surprises me to no end that rtz didn't leave secret this time. Anyway, any team with shitters like him and bulba is not going to perform. Eg has Zai so they'll win some at least.
>>145866307
I want to Laguna Blade deep inside of that Lina that was all the way on the left
holy shit that lina had enormous tits
>>145866245
>manila pays out pinoy equivalent of cash enough to retire and live in a mansion with your family
>frankfurt pays out 2.5k euros
>>145866323
>>145866392
THIS
I mean, what the actually fuck, already boring as fuck crowd and now this.
Just take me back to manila, gaben.
>>145866367
PSG you should get a gun for your birthday and kill yourself.
>>145866392
Shit, I forgot about the Manila cosplay. Didn't even know it was going to happen, and then it all went on while I was asleep. Thankfully it pushed the final back some so I could see it. Did that guy win? Cause that's pretty good
>>145866429
>even taped his fingers into a set of 2 each hand
truly one of the best i've seen
>this cosplays...
>>145866156
Bulba is trash
theyll be tier 2 on a good day
Are these c u ck s even trying?
Someone send clock over because he was robbed in Manila.
>>145866429
this and the clockwerk bro from manila are the best
>>145866429
DARK LIGHT
Yeah cosplay is great but now every tournament is doing it and it's starting to get stale and annoying.
SHIT NO COSPLAY COMP CAN EVER TOP MANILA
>>145866323
>>145866392
the cosplays at this event were excellent, did you see wk and dk?
>>145866429
when was this
>Every big event from now on will have the obligatory cosplay show off
Just fuck my LAN up famalam
>>145866648
Kill you are self
>>145866674
a month ago
>>145866648
you need to leave
>j-just pick me clock guys I swear I'll do okay, just like that one time in the TI when we won that one game, heh that was good
>>145866691
Nobody cares about just Dota anymore gotta have people dress up now, can't wait for other fun """"events"""" at future tournaments :^)
>>145866648
I wish we could have something more patrician, like an art contest or something.
>>145866669
I think you mean TI5
>>145866392
Jesus fuck the hooves. I'd be pretty fucking scared if I didn't know about doter and this guy showed up.
>>145866537
He was top 2, best one was clock and he wasn't even in top 3.
Manila major had 4 out 10 literal god-tier cosplays.
>>145866290
2 heads less than her
>>145866813
niogga what , how do people make costumes this good.
>>145866691
>there will NEVER be a Japan Major
sad tbqh , imagine the Juggernaut cosplays with real authentic ten trillion times folded katana
>>145866813
Can we have cosplay orgies? I'm sure that would bring in attendees and viewers.
>you will never breed her
>>145866156
EG top 3
Secret won't even get past the qualifiers
all games are going to be arteezy carrying or attempting to carry the other 4
IF YOU ENJOY COSPLAY YOU SHOULD HONESTLY JUST KILL YOURSELF
>>145866835
DELETE THIS
>>145866648
>trying to look intimidating when you're basically curling 10lbs
>>145866835
reported
>>145866835
>those legs
>>145866891
Japs are low test dyels, I can't imagine them pulling off Jugg.
>>145866891
Literally nobody in Japan has ever heard of dota besides, the only "games" they play on pc are VNs
>>145866691
>LITERALLY FREE ADS FOR HATS
>AND FREE STUFF IN BETWEEN GAMES
>Thinks valve will pass up on it
>>145866808
i swear to god that EG and Secret are somehow in a deal to destroy every team and themselves for the lulz , i mean how can Bulba switch that fast?? it was literally like 2 days when EG and Secret got killed at Manila and they suddenly announce Universe back to EG and bulba tho to Secret?
>>145866835
>Some gonna triggered by this
>Alliance video ends with them going down an elevator (leaving)
lol
>>145866835
I think you mean whenever they wheel these sluts out.
muh dick.
>>145866392
>>145866429
these are actually fucking sick
>>145866808
>implying he's not a worse Clock than Mike
post rtz bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MisGRwa2qYQ
>>145867012
Fucking damnit, I just can't get myself too save that.
>>145867139
>covered tummies
>>145867193
A true classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8KLOYAcY_A
>>145867193
better save than sorry senpai
>>145866835
>she's an EG fan
BASED
Hope she shows up this TI
Daily reminder that Manila Major is the GoodTI.
No tourney can top it, unlessgaben hosts it there again
>>145867141
>Manlet Mike
My fucking sides
>>145867139
2,3,4,5,1 is the order I would mate with them.
>>145867139
>muh dick
its literally 5 5s. one of them is max 6 and a couple are like 4s. none of them have particularly nice bodies. muh what?
>>145867293
lmao, what the fuck is going on in that webm?
fuckin turks
Does Nahaz even play dota?
>>145867367
no he's a teacher
>>145867307
>Manila Major
>good
nice try pinoy , go back to the streets and beg for money
>>145867346
obviously the dick tingle is all about the downie in the middle
the rest are flabby slavs in their 30s
>>145867367
No, why would you play dota when you can find all you need to know by looking at the numbers?
>>145866829
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, anon with his interpretive dance called "9 Inches, pathetic"
>>145867346
>none of them have particularly nice bodies
how the fuck do you know they're all covered up by baggy clothes lmao
>>145867139
Chearleader Effect
OFFICER WU YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
>>145867367
well he sure played ur mum last nite =)
>>145867361
Apparently, those are Turkish football fans
Does CoL have any chance of beating Navi now that theyre playing full slav doto
>>145867501
uhh complete lack of curves or any muscle tone anywhere? the fact that they are slavs, who grow small and weak, without feminine curves?
>>145867461
>he hasnt watched goodTI
kys
>>145867139
>>145867261
>>145867327
>>145867346
>>145867532
>>145867467
>>145867501
someone post the other meepo girls
webms, you know the ones
>>145867482
rtz was eyeing her after ppd pointed out lmao
>>145867604
shit kunkka , someone post pajeetKunkka
>>145867482
>Reinessa Beastmaster
why the fuck does this huge-nosed bitch latch on to DotA as if she'll ever be relevant
>>145867467
Nah second from the right is cute as a button.
post best ults
>>145867604
I want to face fuck that chipmunk looking Kunkka and have her store my cum in her cheeks for a rainy day.
How do you respond when your coworkers ask you what your plans for the weekend are?
When your "plans" consist of staying home alone browsing the internet and playing dota?
>>145867731
That cosmetic taught me how big Echo Slam really is. Thanks EG
>>145867735
>>145867770
why does this nigga look like post star trek data
>>145867731
sweaty qop ass
>>145867795
Slow down, NSA
>>145867731
>pic not related
>>145867735
>>145867646
>>145867795
tell them that you are painting some of your walls and getting some other shit fixed in your house.
or that you are gonna spend the weekend with your family
>>145867731
>>145867875
>face almost like black^
cant unsee
>>145867731
This Pinoy is so fucking awful
why can't they just get an english speaking host jesus christ
how about yames?
>TFW Alliance comes on stage
>>145867795
>hainvg a job
>>145867646
I have a few images.That I have fapped over many, many times.
>>145867994
Pinoys were a mistake
who /Matumbaman/ here?
Matumbagod
>>145867914
Her wet tits make my dick diamonds every time I see this gif.
>>145866808
So now that Riki is a top tier pick, does this mean every single character in the game has been a top tier pick at some point EXCEPT for kunkka? When will he finally be viable?
stop shouting you pinoy monkey
>tfw my beloved hobby has become childrens entertainment
>>145868132
right here senpai
>>145868084
i want the slav cutes, not this whore
>>145868159
her wet lips make my dick diamonds every time i see that gif
>Swedish flag
lmao, Loda was about to tackle that nationalistic nazi scum off stage
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CRINGE MAXIMUM
>>145867875
UHHHG T I H C C
>>145868084
>>145867795
I tell them I stay at home and play video games. What? Do you work with social queers?
Here's my dev team
>38 year old single qt, will probably be single for the rest of her life, enjoys beer and hides her powerlevel
>31 year old guy with 2 kids, loves vidya, we talk about vidya and politics all day
>35 year old lady who has 3 kids, no hobbies, I actually don't know what she does outside the office aside from her small business
>28 year old guy who manages an internet cafe, but doesn't play vidya
>>145868243
there is nothing wrong with whores
>>145868132
WE RUN THIS GENERAL
>>145868170
Viable in pubs that's enough for me
>mfw trolling people with boat + blink + x marks
>>145867704
cause she has this average everyday girl look to her and the attitude of a stuck up nigger whore.
in other words
>muh edgy dick
How come the host had FLUFFNSTUFF come up for Team Liquid?
>>145868243
i'd take both, not gonna complain
We posting cosplay now?
>>145868087
>>145868396
>No bulge
Shit cosplay, could've at least worn a strapon.
>>145868396
yes, fuck Dota
>>145868243
>>145868276
>>145868170
r8 my mid kunkka
>>145867604
Batten down muh dick
>tfw no cosplayer gits gud at casting to become one and be at the panels instead nahaz/purge/slack spot while wear skimpy clothes
surely one of them will realize the vacant is still open,right?
>>145868132
Fuck these 3d whores, post 2d cuties
Are there any cute trap cosplayers?
>>145868396
>not impressed
>>145868516
never go battlefury
just dont
>>145868170
Support kunkka was viable in 6.81
>>145868559
>wanting some dumb cunt at the panel instead of a funny guy that isn't nahaz/slack/etc
>>145868652
y not
what do you go instead?
lmao fata looks so stoned
She maybe a jew but would still wife.
>>145868640
Mutumbawoman.
phoenix on dire
liquid won this
screencap this
Power Limiters Disengaged
>>145868719
she's already being fucked by a mexican manlet
>>145868694
another daedalus
>>145868781
Someone take me back to 2 weeks ago..
Or just move me forward into TI qualies
This is tourney is so shit..
post the cute meepas dancing but from behind, pls
>>145868794
So literally phase boots > blink > daedalus ?
>first phase tb
sverige...
>>145868640
>tfw no slav trap bf
>>145868684
the last funny guy that was in a panel got called and ass on twitter and fired by his best friend who got forced into doing it
all le funny guys xddd are going to be the slacks type
>>145868816
BASED
>>145868845
ARMLET YOU FUCKING DUNCE
>>145868781
>>145868694
phase-drums-armlet
>>145867367
He's 4,1k MMR.
EGM's a qt with glasses desu senpai
>>145868732
looks like that qop cosplayer that get posted here
>>145868862
I WANNA FUCK THIS COSPLAYER
>>145868709
at this point im sure fata, jerax and matumba play under the influence of something, either aderhal or w/e
>>145868904
>>145868914
you did not say that earlier
>>145868926
what about meme saber instead of drums?
>>145868830
>that bitch eating pizza just put it in her mouth then put the pizza back
fucking pig
>camera on fatdog the whole fucking time
this fucking scene is directed by memes alone, kill me
Echo sabre first/second item on clockwerk in shitter <4k pubs, thoughts?
>>145868830
>>145868954
>>145868948
Fata is sick, Jerax looks always like that and Matu is just memeing around.
>>145868867
yeah well this is why I don't watch the panel
>no bruno
>no james
what is even the point
>>145868719
she's not jewish sadly
>>145868978
>meme saber
>on kunkka
Kunkka isn't supposed to hit fast, he's supposed to hit hard.
>>145868982
'no'
>>145868954
more like brohard sees your dick
>>145868470
>>145868830
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT PIZZA OR NOT YOU STUPID CUNT
>>145868978
!Attacker goes phase -> Drums -> Armlet -> Daed -> Blink
>>145868867
You forgetting about Charlie, mate?
>>145868982
>>145869084
Done it. Works. Gives clockwerk everything he needs.
>>145869124
>couldn't draft himself out of 16th place at Manilla
AYY
>>145869165
i thought drums suck now on str/agi heroes
>just poured my final beer
>two bo3's to go
not sure if I'll make it fampais, what do?
This Alliance draft is fucking awful so far.
>phoenix
>tide
>ET
alliance....
>>145869189
>>145869250
drum sucks on everybody bar nobody
>>145869189
>that feel when zai does chew
>>145869165
No blink before daed?
>>145867731
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSkeqYkd-ng
>>145869260
drink some euroshopper energy drinks
>>145869260
wring MC's shirt, that's some strong shit
>>145869304
S
I
T
U
A
T
I
O
N
A
L
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjALJiT1aMA
>>145869271
Bet you didn't have this one, anon.
>>145868978
>meme saber
why? you're dmg in early and midgame is based on your high magic burst followed with hits on low armor targets (creeps prefereably) to get the most of tidebringer
you don't benefit from a second attack.
kunkka is only viable as a "melee" when u already farmed daedalus.
armlet + crit does give u some extra value as well.
>tfw Zai is coming Home
>>145869175
of yeah. Charlie is fine but he stuck with the other retards. he needs one more like him to be able to avoid talking to the others
>>145868996
thanks, based anon
how come EG and secret are not at frankfurt?
ONE (1) ULTIMATE DISABLE VS SLARK
jesus they are going to get destroyed
>QoP s4
Alright guys, which draft has the better tempo control to secure their win conditions?
Liquid: Phoenix, Tidehunter, Slark, Elder Titan, Timbersaw
Alliance: Beastmaster, Terrorblade, Shadow Demon, Queen of Pain, Enchantress
>nahaz blowing everything out of proportion as usual
>>145869361
listen to nightcore senpai
>>145869404
They're too good to turn up at honeypot lans like this.
>>145869375
Thanks lad!
>>145869361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDs9YdjigM
>>145869304
Either way is good, just depends.
>>145869404
No teams worse than VP
>>145869306
>Lvl 3 Crono lasts 5 seconds
>>145869375
Kjekk
>>145869453
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>EG is putting the band back together
>PPD and Fear are on a mission from God
neat
>>145869470
timbersaw oh my god
oh my god
>alliance has 1 stun
gg
>>145869470
context pls
I'm gonna be a millionaire when I invent the device that allows you to selectively mute Nahaz.
>bamboe
?????? ?
??? ?
? ? ? ? ?
>>145869361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y1Emb7Jyks
>>145869468
I want to impregnate Saya
>>145869548
everything is fucking amazing to nahaz somehow
>>145869554
Can you develop one for Llama too?
/d2g/ please explain the alliance draft
>>145869404
>attending a honeypot lan right before TI
>>145869674
dumb swedecucks
>>145869557
more diversity needed in the scene. asians are not enough
TEMPO
>>145869674
"Alright guys, we need to lose game 1 as fast as possible."
TEMPO
E
M
P
O
CREATOR
R
E
A
T
O
R
>>145869470
Why is he even invited to events. He's consistently the worst panel member.
>>145869674
all in push
>>145869674
Does this man look like he needs to explain himself?
Reminder NaVi got outdrafted every game and still won the set
>>145869749
Reddit likes him.
>>145869674
JUST
>>145869704
please dont bully sweden
>>145869612
He has severe ADHD.
I know 2 guys with ADHD who get enthutiastic about fucking everything.
>>145869795
cause they were a lot better than their opponents
Bulldog, do it for Sheever.
>TB vs ET
>literally 0 armor 800 hp 20 mins in
Why is this mouth breathing piece of shit casting?
>>145869749
because reddit loves him
>>145869808
are you forgetting something?
he's OUR guy
>>145869864
Sheever is doing someone else now
What are some good tempo creator heroes that I can pick?
>>145869863
>a lot better
woah there anon, I wouldn't go quite that far
>>145869828
>I apparently pay 800 euro per year to the EU
I didnt sign up for this
>>145869674
when they are in control of the tempo of the game they can use the timing windows to their advantage so liquid unfortunately can't make their win condition
>>145869808
>>145869884
They literally don't. No one does.
>styling on QOP as a melee hero
>>145869924
Faceless void
>>145870026
>s4 qop
did you expect anything else
>>145869828
>tf
>>145869712
THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>GETTING SOLO'D BY A TIMBER AS A QOP.
S4 DELIVERS AGAIN.
ESSS
FOUR
IS
FUCKING
GOOD
DEEE
TWO
FUCKIGN
GEEEE
LMAO
ALLIANCEKEKS
>>145870087
>it's another s4 feeds as qop episode
>>145870094
she looks slavic tho
>>145870026
MAYBE STOP WALKING INTO LITERALLY EVERY WHIRLING DEATH
>>145869960
dude it's through taxes so autistic NEETs like you don't actually pay anything
S FOUR
Q
O
P
>>145870026
>First blood
He has a blink, he really is the worst QoP in the world
>>145869960
Yes you did. This is democracy. Deal with it.
>s4 qop
>always choke
EVERY LAN
IT JUST KEEP HAPPENING
This tournament's production is just fucking awful
>In-game audio is terribly loud and desynced, probably in hope that the audience will go deaf as to not notice the latter factor
>Camera is god-awful
Please, just transport me back to Manila.
>>145869749
He's expanding his stupid panel fights portfolio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoKofRCL1rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsrbCWYge3U
>>145869828
>European Union
Brexit lads cya soon m8s
>mfw s4
>people shitting on bamboe
he gets more pussy than you
>>145870178
>NEET
guess again
>>145870160
not uncommon for swedes to play evil slavs though
>>145870247
doubt it senpai
>>145870224
>just got my polling card today
Can't wait lad
>>145870259
true, not sure if pic related did but im pretty sure he played alot of russians in movies too
guys
i did something
>>145870383
is that Loda's father? it looks just like him
>>145870247
>Arab/Jew manlet
>Fucking Snowfox
I don't get it
>>145870427
>>145870224
hilarious how you think the jews will allow that
>>145870427
holy shit
>>145869904
is soe wearing creoles?
muh fucking dick
is ODpixel voting Leave?
Can you imagine being aui?
>kicked
>kicked
>kicked again
>>145870396
did this model actually exist? looks better imo, need slight changes
>>145870247
i like how shes like oh we're gonna go fuck ok
I need to get 200 last hits for a challenge, and my weekly challenge of last hits is about 250 from finishing because I've been busy and expires in time that means I can only play one game.
Who should I pick? Leaning Jugg because Alche is so hit or miss.
>>145870539
Maybe he could try not being shit.
>Liquid Destroying Alliance
>>145870539
>trusting team that fucked you over once
it's his own damn fault
What are we going to do about Sun Ray?
>swedes with the LGBT impetus
>>145870624
SvenSD because holy shit is Poison good and safe for clearing
>>145870514
is that soe?
I thought Arc Warden sucked dicks but he's actually quite fun, and not useless at all. Though he has more buttons and cooldowns than I can handle.
>>145870624
if you want the challenge and not to win the game, a jungler or naga siren
if you want a chance, antimage or jugg. juggs attack animation is the best in the whole game imo
>>145870539
He backstabbed DC for a chance to play carry on EG and blew it.
>>145870471
was the fucking ever confirmed?
She confirmed getting fucked by 2gd but never bamboe.
>>145870624
Literally any hero that builds a BF or Sven
>>145870528
He's not even going to be in the fucking UK for the vote, unless he's done it by post.
BULLDONGER
>>145870247
>zyori : sigh I'm gonna have to sniff my balls alone tonight again
>>145870737
that's black^face qop
>>145870737
no, that's a fed qop
>>145870741
Yeah, I agree on jugg.
It's almost like he starts to swing the sword and it teleports to what he's hitting. Guess that's what low BAT does for you.
>>145870738
I run 6 actives on WK, is it worse than that? Tinker level button hitting?
>>145869828
Thumbnail made me think of ench
>>145870827
post the webm
>>145870749
>did thats fucking get confirmation?
>this fucking definitely happened though I know
>no confirmation
nice
>watching s4 QoP
>AGGRESSIVELY BLINKING AS QOP
L O L
>>145870925
no she herself made it very clear that she slept with 2gd
>ET has no points in aura
What
>>145870979
source?
>This is a league game that requires a subscription to watch
NO, THIS IS A DOTA GAME.
>>145870979
I want to sleep with Miss Snowfox
>>145870979
who didn't sleep with 2gd, even gaben's wife confirmed slept with him
>>145870539
Being Aui is suffering
ENTER
GOD
MODE
>>145871112
>>145870979
Sheever has probably fucked all the non-autistic dudes in the industry.
She's dutch. DER LOW COUNTRY GIRLS LIKE FUCKKENSPEIL.
>>145871112
who wouldn't sleep with Sheever though
I don't care if she's an inch taller than me I want to breed her like my life depended on it
HOW IS HE EVER GOING TO KILL A TERRORBLADE LMAO
>>145871349
how tall is sheever
>>145871360
>ET aura
>TB 0 armor
>>145871360
?
Does untouchable slow apply to echo saber proc
>>145871442
6'2"
>>145871442
like 185
>>145871456
Look again.
What ET Aura?
>>145870875
I built Midas/Manta/GG/BKB/Hex/Necro on him last game and had to control both him, his clone and illusions, so yeah, that's a lot of buttons to press.
Not to mention his W is hard as fuck to place well now.
>>145871485
Yes because ES just applies a 490 attack speed bonus, slows attack speed increases work just as you would expect them to
>>145871529
taller
MC went from being a literal who tier 3 offlaner who got picked up at the last second to one of the top 3 offlaners in competitive dota today.
What's his secret?
>>145871493
She's about 5'8 in real life. It's just that most of the Dota commentary scene are manlets.
T. Sort-of-Insider
>>145871442
187 cm or jus over 6'1 in freedom units
>>145871442
190 SEXY centimeters.
Since the days of enlightenment man strives for adventure, to climb the highest mountains (and dutch girls), and discover the deepest darkest depths (of their vaginas).
>>145871605
He eats a snickers before games.
And he has the coolest captain in Dota 2 giving him directions.
>Google fear
>get this
kek
>>145871605
snickers
is ti3 alliance back? rat and splitpush all game long meta?
>>145871607
>T. Sort-of-Insider
Hi Blitz
>it's a "Timbersaw is the only hero on his team doing fucking anything" episode
>>145871683
Fear the dong
>>145871742
>slark soloing ench then BM
ok
>>145871709
Alliance is going to lose this
the longer the game goes the lesser their chances
just checked some random games i played in 2012 on dotabuff
a lot of the people in my games are still playing daily
wew
>>145871683
>>145871789
where is brock lesnar when you need him to power slam doubters
>>145871709
that would imply taking objectives, meanwhile all t2's are still up at 28 minutes. I'd like to refer to this as the "sit back and watch" meta, aka swedecuck meta.
>>145871112
I do not know about you, but Sheever seems very cute and I would date her.
>s4
NERF KRAKEN SHELL
will they ever kick s4?
Is that ma boi Jimmy on commentary for this game?
>THE KEKOLDCAPITAL OF SWEDEN
S 4 Q O P
4
Q
O
P
LMAO
>>145871789
Yes because Alliance are famed for all their early game wins and late game losses
>>145871856
Dude
All alliance has is TB and Liquid has all the heroes needed to kill it without it being able to do anything
If liquid loses its 100% on them not alliance playing well
this is goin to be like that fnatic game only that liquid is not as bad as fnatic
>>145871945
>all I wanted was for EE and Arteezy to win a TI
>they got fucking Bulba
why
why
why
>>145871493
>>145871529
>>145871613
>>145871641
literally the highest of tests
How can one man be this bad at QoP and keep picking it lmao
Why would someone, who's profession is, who gets paid and sponsored to, that practices and plays Dota 2 10 hours a day ever draft himself Queen of Pain.
>>145872043
What do you do with all that leg
>>145872093
The dominatrix personality appeals to his swedecuck genetics.
>blink drop
AYO HOL' UP
you can drop your blink to refresh the "taken damage" cooldown? Thanks Fata~
nice glyph
>>145872148
>sheever will never wrap her legs around you and use them to force you further into her
jdimsa (just die in my sleep already)
>>145871983
i dont think so
isnt he in SEA?
>>145871993
Thats because alliance drafts are shit
they pick as if dota was still dota
all that matters is to pick heroes that can fight at all time specially from behind and scale well into the lategame
alliance tends to pick one crappy initiator or semi carry offlane, carries that cant carry with the exception of TB and naix and one crappy mid like puck or QoP. On top of that they tend to pick weak defensive supports in most of their games
Every time they fail is because the other team has 3 cores that are as strong as their sole carry. If they win its because bulldog was in a position to also carry the game
>>145872148
dem legs
Really those are hot.
>ESL audio still not in sync
how can anybody be that incompetent
>Tfw no fox hero
>>145872452
Just fix it yourself on your end.
What does Shadow Demon's disruption sound like?
>>145871683
To me, Fear always looked like some real-life Donnie Darko, I bet that nigga's got some demons that only Dota can suppress.
>>145872148
Literally Bayonetta.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>It's an s4 throws all of alliance's advantage episode.
Is there a better feeling than watching alliance getting dumpstered?
YOU'RE WITH THE TREES AREN'T YOU
>tfw you suddenly have the taste of cum in your mouth
>>145872364
their core picks were fine this game, their support duo is outdated and weak as shit
Echo Sabre is TOO fucking strong on Slark.
>tempo games
what did he mean by this?
>>145872617
same but with secret
they're even more hateable
I feel second hand embarrassment watching Alliance play tier 1 teams.
ez
what the fuck is this cancer enchant cosmetic
also
>ebola demon and qop on the same team
Let me play qop i promise it'll go better this time
>>145872617
Watching shitrekt get dumpstered
>>145872539
According to Zai he's emotionally unstable, and his dad abandoned him when he was an infant.
>S4
how does liquid do this every game?
>be kind of even
>win a fight or go push the high ground
>win game or take 2 lanes of rax
??
>this guy shows up in your game
>says me mid :) and picks qop
This guy ends up in your game and picks TB
what do you do
Alliance need to stop picking TB and QoP
S4 is so fucking shit.
Literally plays like some 5k mid. Even Balda makes less retarded mistakes
>>145872807
>>145872812
Hiroyuki
>>145872807
>>145872812
>>145872812
pick qop and be fucking useless all game long
>>145872790
Alliance let several people get picked one at a time instead of realizing that MAYBE they should play defensive since someone just died across the map.
>>145872812
tell him to repick salad radar
>>145872812
Tell him to shave his fucking head and embrace being bald instead of hiding it under a shitty assortment of caps for 5 years.
REMINDER
>s4 qop
>always choke
>>145872812
Pray to god my SD levels his 1500 damage nuke to be relevant midgame
>>145872807
>its a pub
>you get carried
>its a pro game
>he is dead weight
>>145872807
I pick shadowfiend and go safelane
>>145872637
QoP is not a fine pick
if she gets behind she becomes completely useless. She was good for getting ahaed and destroying the laning phase and early mid game which is now inconsequential as long as you dont feed like a retard.
BM was not a fine pick either, they lacked damage and liquid had 3 heroes that could counter initiate on them attacking the roared target
>>145872735
t. redditor
>>145872807
>>145872812
SYSTEM ADMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>145872790
By not being retarded and farming like cucks once they manage to win a fight?
They dont play like pussies as long as they have a 1 man advantage on the enemy.
If it's 2v3, they dont pussy out and fight even if the enemy has cores alive.
>>145872481
>windrunner
>lina
This tournament is pretty shit desu.
I can't wait till the grantbowl tomorrow.
>>145872807
>>145872812
>>145872979
>I unironically like EE and arteezy
>>145872918
Why would he do that though when he looks better with the cap + hair than he would without it? Who cares what boys projecting their own insecurities about their looks onto him think
>>145872812
choke him
>>145872924
EGM was probably forced into the skill build
>loda: EGM LEVEL UP YOUR DISRUPTION FIRST, IT'LL BE SO GOOD WITH ALL MY ILLUSIONS
>egm: but what if we start losing or you start throwing
>loda: I'M THE CARRY AND CAPTAIN, SHUT UP. IF WE LOSE I'LL MAKE ANOTHER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TWEET ABOUT YOU
>egm: why did i join this team again
>>145873104
Every tournament will look like shit if you compare it to the last major.Even TI.
>>145873140
>I unironically like game of thrones
How does one build brewmancer?
oops
>sunder Akke
lewd
>>145873249
>I unironically make fun of others
>>145872790
>>145873025
even when they lose fights it feels like it doesnt matter.
Like just now they're gonna wait for slark respawn and go end the game
>>145873150
>when he looks better with the cap + hair than he would without it?
You don't know that you stupid cunt. Shaving your head is a solution, wearing a cap like a manchild isn't going to keep him going through his 30s.
>>145873305
rush urn of abandon before boots
>>145873249
>Timbersaw is balanced
>BASE RACE
KEK
Why is watching alliance always so pathetic?
>empty stadium
>>145873434
>s4 isn't retarded
W U B
U W U
B U W
Alliance? More like 5 Golems
>Alliance often has these tempo games
what did he mean by this?
s4 always looks so disgusting at LAN
doesnt help that he is developing a third chin
>>145873202
Why he took level 2 Soul Catcher is beyond me though, like what the fuck does the 10% do early game?
Even if you nuke some 700 HP hero to death with it thats still +70 damage you just gained
Welcome to 2015 when Poison was buffed to have a 5 stack cap instead of 4
Base race when you have no t4 and they have glyph
>>145873553
>Implying the people of Frankfurt are going to leave their homes and get raped and killed by refugees for a honeypot lan
Luna literally gives you free mmr
she has a FREE range battlefury
you get AT LEAST 600 gpm every game even if you feed
>>145873375
We both know you don't actually give a shit about Loda so the only reason you could possibly care about it this much is because of your own insecurities about being a man, hair loss, and appearing like a "manchild." No need for pretenses lol, it's just a cap.
>pick me qop
what did he mean by this?
I feel embarassed or cringe or whatever it's called when I see that guy with horse mask going to hand shake the liquid players before their match
Is this scripted?
>>145873645
I hate this fucking fat chink so goddamn much
>teammate insists on picking roaming techies because "dude it's gonna be so epic and funny!"
>level 15 by the time the game ends at 70 minutes
>enemy gg pushes and wins a 5v4 fight because they buy sentries and don't feed into his obvious mine setups that took 10 minutes to make
>>145872953
QoP was fine, s4 only made a few of his plays for which he is well known and if they had better supports they would've been able to gank around with him and not just feed the slark.
BM is a gank into push hero and once again they didn't have supports to do that with, ench either wins you lanes or does nothing and in most cases it's the latter and SD doesn't even have the option of winning you the lanes, he just fucking feeds.
>>145873895
>70 minutes
Looks like he did pretty well
>>145873882
Is it because you realize you'll never have as much as fun as he does?
Is it because you realized you're incapable of socializing?
>>145873895
>blogging during digital sports
>it's a gustav is choking episode
my favorite
>>145874006
no?
Why are you asking me these things?
>>145873328
madman
>having tournaments in 3rd world countries
based redeye mentioning slacks name so i have time to mute stream
any good TA cosplay out there?
>>145873961
SD actually wins lanes super hard, you just have to skill E, it becomes absurdly spooky to play against at level 3 onwards and forces you to play super passive at 7 lest you just die.
SD gets 2 stacks of poison on you then you have a choice, you either back the fuck off and realize you have been zoned for 20 seconds with 80 mana from like 700 range away, or you try to fight him in which case he banishes you, the 2 stacks and 100 damage suddenly turns 4 stacks, 500 damage and illusions hitting you, if the carry stumbles over you are dead.
>>145874197
this is ESL frankfurt not new york anon
>>145874197
Manila was great desu
Will he carry EG to victory on TI6?
>>145874028
holy shit
i always imagined this happening to me
cant make this shit up gustav
LOL
>>145873891
I like him he's a god at storm
>>145874275
Thank you for your support, kuffar
I'm starting to like the slacks filler content, is he our guy yet?
The audio keeps getting worse
ebin shit right there
SOE
O
E
>>145873961
it wasnt
Compare her to timber who has no downtime deals more damage and is ridiculously hard to kill
Even if they had a random pick off liquid still had strong aoe ultimates (plus et stomp) and again alliance was TB dies game is over
TB would have been enough to push.
>>145874386
Shot any more fags recently omar?
Someone take this dyke outta here.
>>145874365
Why is Sheever wearing a Team Liquid shirt?
STEAM
T
R
E
A
M
TURNED
U
R
N
E
D
OFF
F
F
SOMEONE REPLY WHEN THE DISGUSTING DOG GOES AWAY THANKS
soe is bae
>Its dyke molesting cosplayers time
>>145874421
he had decent interviews during manila but I miss hotbid
>>145874437
This hoe sounds like a voice-over
ON DA CUNT
SSSSOEEEEEEE
...with retards tho
who is this ugly dyke?
UHH
CRIIINGEEE
>>145874519
No more dyke, we're safe now.
>>145874516
how bald is slacks?
is alien real guys
I want to choke and slap soe while we fuck and make her call me daddy
>>145874727
He's in the "oh fuck, what do I do" stage, mixed with hopelessness and sadness
>>145874776
Look at oracle.
>yfw Alliance isn't directly invited to TI
>>145874028
>There's fucking no foam at the end of it all
>>145874839
>>145874885
lmao fucking allans xdd
>>145874284
>do you want heads or pot leaf
>>145874028
Maybe it's the lack of sleep but I'm fucking dying watching this gif.
Come on man it can't be that hard, I'm even scared of just removing that wire thing because it usually pops open after I remove the it.
>>145874273
Doesn't matter against tide when he doesn't even need to lane because ancients and iron talon exist and that would be an ideal scenario where SD managed to get lvl 7 early. Later into the game purge doesn't do anything against liquid's heroes, disruption is a decent skill with TB but that didn't matter much. Do you really think poison is good enough later into the game against a team like liquid and those heroes?
Let's go fuck up some swedes
>>145874028
watching pros strugle with champagne is the best part of any esport tourney
>>145875080
it's not a gif
>>145875080
>I'm even scared of just removing that wire thing because it usually pops open after I remove the it.
that's because you always drank the cheapest of the cheapest champagne
>>145875138
I think they're already fucked
Why are they still bullying Bamboe
What the fuck
>Bamboe
Will he ever learn
poor bamboe
>>145875201
Does anyone remember the name of that Brood War LAN that had crazy number of people watching it at the actual place?
>>145875181
Well you tell me connoisseur.
ayy
>>145875304
ENDURANCE RUN
hahha memes guys :DDD
>>145875304
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145875362
leave it to westerners to parade these ironically shit costumes
>>145875304
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>145875304
DEATH HAS MANY DOORS
>>145875362
Holy fuck someone take these uglies out of the stage. Manila is just shaming everyone at this point.
>>145875308
probably starleague
>>145875308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aw-42JO3qk
this 1 ?
its the first thing that comes to mind
>>145875362
W H I T E
M E N ' S
C O S P L A Y
>>145875304
WHATS THE FRACAS
>>145875362
tfw nobody notices the ridiculously detailed wk cosplay next to the shitty rubick
>>145875442
>>145875513
Shibbolethed some third world shitskins
>>145875308
you mean LoL?
>>145875547
Stop talking up your gf and get to casting Synd
>>145875548
hey lebanon, you are very silent lately
something happened?
>>145875304
GONVOUND YU :DDD
>damageless void
>>145875304
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKA ANOTHER
>Brewmaster
>pick brewmaster
>lose
>>145875482
Nah it was somewhere outside?
>>145875706
You can tell this guy is just here for the dank memes
How you want your draft familia?
Why doesn't S4 ever draft himself actual meta heroes?
>>145875758
>>145875749
why do you hate diversity of picks so much?
it's 2016
This Guy comes on your lane and slaps your supports ass. What do you do?
>>145875832
just MEME my shit up famalam
>>145875889
That fucking cosplay is more of a suicide tier than Lobster Doom
>>145875889
>NICE MISSING NOOB TEAM
I really hate these defensive pick like dazzle, when you are on defensive it means you already lost
what's dazzle gonna do in 50 minutes when matumbaman comes to rape you at your door? his grave is like a glyph but for heroes, we all know how that works!
>>145875889
laugh every time he walks
>>145874495
QoP was fine, the fast orchid did work and it would've done more if they had actual supports instead of shits which allowed timber and slark to snowball on them. Why not compare supports instead of mids? SD did nothing and Ench helped top a bit, meanwhile ET deletes TB and phoenix has the most broken heal/damage skill in the game and both of these heroes have good teamfight ultimates.
>brew and venge on the same team
[A] loss
This guy captain's your team and keeps trying to let the enemy team win
what do you do?
>>145875889
>Oh thank god it's not a hero that actually does damage
>>145875832
MOOT? familia? That's not my image!!
>>145875889
laugh at the fag who skipped leg day
>>145875889
I mock him for his broken totem and let my loose my snek.
so does anyone just watch alliance to see how far down the rabbit hole they go?
>>145875889
THIS starts playing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYtMmcLJFnw
>>145876013
Tell him the Alliance winrate is going the way of his hairline
>>145875986
she wasnt
and you are essentially saying what i said on the supports , we are in agreement on that
Team liquid picks:
-shit that actually has synergy, the pick complement each other
Alliance picks
- random shit, they just throw everything and hope it sticks
>scooby doo ben wu
wdhmbt
>timber void phoenix ursa
>what kinda carry you want loder
>just drow my shit up
Why not take Luna here instead of Drow?
>>145875889
I rub a dub dub and walk away
>>145876269
didnt know xyclops was casting
>pick bewmaster
>pick venge
>pick traxex
>lose
>>145876306
Because Drow is literally goodLuna.
>shoutout to the crowd
>>145876306
who? is that a warcraft name? I've been watching dota for almost a year and never heard of that champ before
Loda teilling his final farewells to the crowd. A well-behaved cuck all the way to the end
>>145875762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jen46qkZVNI
pretty shit quality
i really cant think of anything else
TAKE BAMBOE OUT OF THE CASTER DESK
>last pick
>need support
>dude randoms venge
>YES
>repicks sniper
>NO NO NO
IM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS SHIT UP IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
>>145876484
what did he do
Why is Bamboe's nose clogged up?
JUST
>>145876540
>oogabooga during esports
Also LOL GG GO NEXT
@145876540
nobody cares retard
>>145876554
He talks
>swede dying to a muslim
classic
loda let jerax bang kelly at the cost of feeding a few kills
>>145875762
this?
>>145876590
It's where he hides his shekels
>>145876554
Bombed the stadium.
Actually he just sounds like shit.
>>145876601
>>145876605
kill yourselves shitstains
@145876540
NO ONE CARES
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S4
S 4
>>145876671
>"""""""""""""let"""""""""""""
S 4
4
YUKYUKYUKYUK
>esfores
>good
>>145876671
morelike threatened jerax with kelly fucking him to make him feed
Why would any of the analysts think Alliance has this game?
This draft is awful.
How does Alliance win this?
>It's an S4 plays mid episode
>MEMES CONTROL MORE CS THAN BALDA
>drow
this game is already lost
>s4
>>145876683
THAT
>alliance
L O L
>>145876806
they dont, completely out drafted and they are getting wreckaronied right now
>S4
>AKKE
LMAO
>>145876160
nah you just personally dislike QoP and don't know what she brings to the team and you said nothing about supports except that liquid had et stomp and aoe ultis, I am done with this argument you clearly don't care about having a discussion and you'd rather repeat your opinion 100 times
>the caliphate of lelliance
Bulldog is so fucking mad lmao
so fucking mad
Based Bulldong
>BALDA BALDA BALDA
JUST
THIS FUCKING GAME
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
BULLDOG
wtf was that shiny glow above the NP just now WTF DOTARDS!!!!
WEW IT'S SO NEW
>>145876787
>>145876787
>>145876787
>>145876787
>s4
Alliance embracing their role as the clowns of pro doto
>Bulldog kills his own teammate
>Taunts
He's the pro I'd least want to play with
HAHAHAHAHAHhhhHHhhH
bBULLDOG!!!!???
BULLDOG!!!?!
HE PRESSED A TAUNT BUTTON HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
he Did NOT just do that LMAO
OMG HE DID BULLDOG?!!!!!!!
>bull
>dog
>>145877048
you're losing it friend
>>145877010
>wanting to play more with choke duo shit4 and balda
might aswell commit sudoku.
>>145875362
that rasta dude has to be high as fuck
look at him this whole thing is put together in 30minutes by a bunch of kindergarden kids
>>145864831
max 5 more years and she will turn into the average 5/10 girl u see on the street
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
Are Alliance our guys?