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edited edition

(Looted) thread: 145764659
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
E3 Bannerlord siege videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705at0Pr4fM [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObwq1WaxQ8 [Embed] [Embed]
Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/15
Older info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdSzGoTc_ns [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGNojC8XrE [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrnPtybNd4 [Embed] [Embed]

RPS Interview with Armagan : https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/04/28/mount-and-blade-2-bannerlord-interview/

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/fcmVyuQ0

M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:
>Gekonewer
https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Swedish Mayonnaise
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=211788.0
>Caribbean! Blood and Gold (on Steam)
http://snowbirdgames.com/blog/?p=1632

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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>>145866314
this cannot be real
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Time to fuck separatist shits
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>>145866137
Can't wait for a modded beanerlord desu
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Warwolf/warphilia is the best thing ever
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>>145866314

>Crash bug
>Let me tell you about all the problems in my life

What if he's been full meta alchemist trolling this whole time?
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>>145866536
There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in Mount & Blade modding, such as the strikingly realistic classic 1257AD or its Japanese counterpart Gekokujo. Warwolf will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Warwolf, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.

Superficially, Warwolf appears to be a mod which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "feasters of butter" are, they fail to realize that Warwolf is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Warwolf pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Warwolf would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of Mount & Blade modding for centuries to come.
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>>145866314
>I believe in the God not as described in the Bible but in the way convenient for me
What
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>tfw youll never slaughter a peasant revolt
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i'm gay
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>>145866137
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PICTURE

WHERE ARE THE SLAV STURGIANS? THEY'RE ALL JUST FUCKING LE EBIN VIKINGS
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>>145866628
>Turkopoles
Stop.
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>>145866610
>>145866536
where do i obtain the latest version of this?
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>>145866628
PoP has peasant rebelions 1k strong. Glorious.
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>>145866935
It's just their common ancestors
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>>145867165
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING VIKINGS. I JUST WANTED STURGIANS DESIGNED AS IN THE CONCEPT ART, BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE FORUMS: "MUH WE WANT VIKINGS DURR" AND RE-DESIGNED THE STURGAINS INTO GENERIC FUCKING VIKINGS
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>>145867165
>women

heh
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>>145867290
>>145866935
deal with it sergei
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LONG MAY HE REIGN
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NEW BLOG
NEW BLOG
NEW BLOG

https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Error?aspxerrorpath=/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

NEW BLOG
NEW BLOG
NEW BLOG
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>>145867606
Catamitus
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>>145867606
u bitch ass nigga
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>>145867606
Anon, at least post a fake link without the "error" in it, you stupid asshole.
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>>145867606
I knew it was bait but I checked anyway.
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>>145866986
Whats wrong with Turkopoles?
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>>145867750
Low effort is the best effort
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>>145867606
>error in link
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>>145865965
>moreso
oh? how so?
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>>145866628
>>145867053
>You will never start and win a peasant revolt

why even live
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>>145868109
Fucking nobles
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>>145868060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obO5sbziqjM
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how do I make VC battlefields not look like shit?

Fuck

is there a way to install polished landscapes or something like that?
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>/mbg/ is fast now
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>>145868387
>/mbg/ is fast now
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>>145868353
Nope.
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>>145868353
That looks like it might just be your own graphics settings
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>>145867053
>3 peasant revolts just united for a 1200 man horde against my 100 crusaders

Holy shit they actually did quite a number on me, lost half my knights and most of my turcopoles


>>145868109
>tfw youll never lead the 2 million strong yellow turban rebellion and succeed
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What battle size do you like to use?
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>>145868387
this is like moderately medium
wait for release dawg
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>>145866314
w-wew
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>>145868589
Doesn't look much different with everything on max.

It's the vegetation and grass that looks like shit.
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>Accidentally try sneaking into castle instead of besieging it in Geko
>Locked inside the first courtyard with all the guards on the other side of the second gate
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>tfw crusader shits keep jerking eachother off and you're forced to defend their cities for them
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>>145869479
Pic related
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>>145869479
>he fell for the crusading meme
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>>145869794
>not slaughtering saracens
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>>145869939
>Not raping Templar women until they realize the power of Allah and become good, faithful muslim wives.
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>>145870106
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>>145869939
>not BEING the sarracen
>not driving away the christian dogs from rightful moslem clay conquered by the sword of Allah Khalid ibn al-Walid
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>>145870295
>>145870279
>>145870106
>>145869794
>>145869679


Kek, slaughtered over 500 of the mamluke shits and they broke from the siege


The power of the Lance of Longinus cannot be doubted
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is the mod 'Warsword' any good if you like warhammer?
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>>145870592
no, it's very inaccurate with the lore, has a ton of troop imbalance, has no mechanics to better fit the troops of the universe into Warband (hiring town villagers as zombies that upgrade into ghosts), has a terrible map, etc.
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>>145866536
How do I combine warwolf with gekonewjo from op
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>>145871231
Why would you do that?
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>playing warwolf
>your sister has been sold to the arab scholar of Nishpur
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>warwolf mod hentai edition
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Why dont you all buy war of the roses: kingmaker (1$ on g2a) and lets have some fucking fun already (until bannerlord arrives).
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>>145871995
Plenty of fun with warband mp
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HOW DO I COMBINE WARWOLF WITH AD1257 WITH WARSWORD
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>>145871365
tits
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>>145872068
what is this, bear force MP?
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>>145872183
ye
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HOW DO I COMBINE POP FLORIS AD1257 AND WARWOLF
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>>145871995
Johan pls
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>>145871995
I just bought GTA5 for $30 off GMG tho
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>>145868387

Wait, this is fast? It took us nearly a day and a half to get through one general - and that was DURING E3.

What the hell is this general during the low-down times?
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>>145871995

War of the Roses is really iffy. The combat, while it imitates a lot of staples from M&B, it's really inconsistent with damage and how swings work.

Not to mention, the fact that being able to flip your visor down and lowering your ability to see - and your headshot hitbox remains the same despite the fact that it's not supposed to work like that, has been an issue since release.

Also the fact that warhammers are fucking bullshit.
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>>145873464
It's fast for /mbg/. There has been nothing new released in years and is more niche than Elder Scrolls modding.
Anon doesn't know real fast as they've never tried to read a general that has had a new game release.
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>>145870536
>being this buttblasted
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>its dishonorable to not ransom off heretic mamluke lords as crusaders
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>>145873750

>both fallout and dark souls generals on release

It felt like there was a new general every 8 minutes. I know that there was a new general every 10 minutes right as Fallout 4 was released, it was ridiculous.
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>>145873987
That is correct
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>>145874016
Yeah, I don't really like when generals are that fast. I do wish /mbg/ was a bit faster though. My preferred speed is about 500-600 posts every 5 hours.
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>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"
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>>145870920
>has a terrible map,
how so? and would a warhammer Mount and Blade be better made by the actual devs?
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>>145875050
yeah cuz those last generic slavs were so great
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>>145871995
because i own it and it's shit
>>145873741
>Not to mention, the fact that being able to flip your visor down and lowering your ability to see - and your headshot hitbox remains the same despite the fact that it's not supposed to work like that, has been an issue since release.
actually it was working properly at release
>Also the fact that warhammers are fucking bullshit.
they haven't been the broken weapon for a while
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>>145875126
Warband doesn't count, it's a very.. special.. game.

Much like the first Witcher game.
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>>145875050
slavs need removal anyways anon

>>145875054
Maybe, but the problem is in part with how the game works - Ulthuan and Naggaroth and Lustria are way the fuck away from anybody else, so their towns and lords are unlikely to actually do anything with anybody so elves + lizzies don't interact for shit.
Then the other nations tend to be a little bit spread out just in general, there's a huge fucking desert of nothing, etc.
Actual devs would compress it a lot more than it is in Warsword and probably change up how the "far off nations" are portrayed somehow.
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>>145869939
>thighs exposed
>anime

awful image
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>>145875387
>slavs need removal anyways anon
detected the U.S state department PR operative
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>>145875050
when will the viking meme die
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Is warsword playable yet, or are we still waiting for hotfixes?
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>>145875050
I want this meme to die. They are basically a Kievan Rus/Holmgard faction.
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>>145875432
It's not animated.
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>>145869679
The worst is when you have a big group but they refuse to attack cities.

They just raid every village then fuck off.
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Ok so i got warwolf setup and i see skills are limited. All CHA skills are missing and theres only one int skill, is there any reason to raise CHA or are you supposed to play this as a pure fighter?
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>>145875554
when GoT and that vikings show are over
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>1257 books dont tell you what they do

For what purpose
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>>145875667
pls respond
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>>145877718
Look on fucking modDB you cum-encrusted filth fed fat full fuck
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warwolf > gekonewfag > Warsword > 1257 > everything else
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>>145877990
How would I know from the moddb patchnotes if the game is playable again?
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sniping with slings in VC is so satisfying
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>>145878084
supposedly you would have played the last version and saw it was unplayable, then waited for any update at all
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>>145878035
What's so good about warwolf
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>troop order matters

I never knew this
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>>145878315
And then ask if anyone has tried it and could tell me if it's playable again now.
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>>145878975
It sucks that it does, because I spend like 20% of my time not in battles organizing the troop order.
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Started a feast.
It's been ongoing for more than two weeks.
Why is this happening?
pls don't just respond with Harlaus memes
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>>145879334
enjoy the party
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How can I play anon's 1257 + hotfix with prettier females? Both have a module.ini and menus.txt. Which should I use?
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>>145879962
but I want to go back to making Calradia great again
this degeneracy is not great, I only did it for relations
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>>145879962
That's a pretty big feast you have there anon
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>>145880101
Seriously, guys.
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>>145866314
haha holy shit
reminds me of the What the fuck did you just fucking say etc copy pasta
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Is it worth fortifying your village in 1257?
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>>145882054
no because if it is being raided, it is being raided by 2,000 men who travelled across Europe with the sole intent of raiding YOUR village and you have no chance of beating them
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>>145883237
my sides
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>>145883237
Warsword was a mistake
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>thanks to the battlements my men cant actually get through

Nice job 1257 team
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>>145882054
iirc that's the option to build a castle that connects to your village
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>>145878035
you got that mixed up
mods that actually change how the game plays are better by default than ones that don't
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>>145884798
Or maybe this is fault of shit commander?
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>>145885295
>implying commanders have any meaningful control of sieges in this game
shit game
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>>145884798
I agree with >>145885295 why did you build your siege tower so low anon? Get a new siege engineer, he obviously can't do math
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>>145883237
this level of shit posting shouldn't be possible
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>>145885647
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>these gaps are invisible walls so I can't get behind their archers and cut them down, instead my men are forced to climb the stairs and get peppered by 1000 arrows

Thanks 1257

I'm glad Geko figured out how to do sieges right
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Why is this suvarnabhumi Mahayuth mod rec'd in the OP but nobody talks about it
Is it actually shit
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>>145885976
>Geko figured out how to do sieges right
Sieges in geko is worst shit that I have ever attended
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>>145885975
why are you so mad?
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Wait
So Fedora lets you blow your prisoners?
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>>145886123
not many people play it but its good
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>>145886123
Could you elaborate?
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>>145886123
I like it because it's a pretty exotic and the gameplay is native + Diplomacy + Freelancer so no weird or autistic shit

I was gonna make a modified version which added factions like japanese, spanish and dutch but I ended up getting bored.
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Men of Praven stop your feasting
Can't you see their steel bolts gleaming
See their sergeant's pavises leaning
To this battle field

Men of Praven stand ye steady
It cannot be ever said ye
For the battle were not ready
Stand and never yield

From the hills rebounding
Let this war cry sounding
Summon all at Swadia's call
The mighty force surrounding

Men of Praven onto glory
This shall ever be your story
Keep these fighting words before ye
Swadians will not yield
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So I just gotta use up my village lances for garrisons in 1257?
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I'm starting to think Anon's 1257 is not worth the trouble
>both the hotfix and PrettierFemales replace module.ini and menus.txt
>without the hotfix several weapons don't have models along with other game breaking problems
>every single boot clips through armor in the most irritating way possible
>the mb.fx and postFX.fx in the optional folder do nothing
>the horrible white gloss seems even stronger than in vanilla 1257
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>>145886218
I didn't mean to be so salty.
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>>145886508
I don't know to what melody should I sing it.
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>>145886823
nigga is u bein srs rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ft371DLlo
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>>145886643

Mine is based off the hotfix

http://www116.zippyshare.com/v/11jy8TAn/file.html
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>>145886823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrgnetYFWw
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>>145886823
STAND
YE
STAND
YE
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>>145886643
I haven't noticed any problems with anons 1257 except horse textures being broken

Also I wish I could execute all these heretical fucks
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>>145886662
laughed
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>disbanding manor armies doesnt bring the prosperity back up

Now thats fucking gay
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Jesus christ England the fuck are you doing
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>>145887065
I think I am reallt going to sing it.
and post it
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>>145887938
losing
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>>145887938
Migrating, as usual
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>>145887938
they should've voted leave
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>>145887938
reminds me that we haven't got an update on the conquering of the world by the Welsh Wizard

wer u @ nigga
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Are there any mods that recreate the beauty of The Eagle and the Radiant Cross? The Imperial State/Kaiserlich contrast with the rest of the peoples was so good, and I love dragoons.
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>>145888209
Thats denmark on the right m8
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>>145888254
>being invaded by France and Germoney
I think they did vote leave and the EU said 'lmao no'.
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>>145887938
>No Wooden Wall
England's fucked.
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>>145886643
it works fine if you don't use your pedo mod
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>>145888550
Lel

Gonna make an EU faction with Merkel as the leader
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>hold 10 fucking mamluke generals hostage
>hold a single fucking village
>go and conquer a castle by myself
>these fuckers send me this
>900 FUCKING GOLD

FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>145888893
don't accept, release all prisoners and convert

or kill everything
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>>145888893
>HE FELL FOR THE CRUSADING MEME
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>>145889287
>>145889396
saladin pls go
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>>145889396
>he fell for the jihadi john meme
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>>145889521
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>>145889634
>he actually, without a doubt, with 100% certainty fell for the hamburger meme.
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>>145889908
it's like pottery
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>>145889521
Richard pls go back to France
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>>145890101
umad?
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>Il-Khanate has finally declared war on the crusader states

I think I'm done with 1257
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>>145890101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Crusade

>bunch of dirt poor christians decide to gather around and rek the muslims
>on the way they massacre the jews

it's like /pol/'s dream
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>>145890671
that failed horribly fám
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>>145890524
>comparing god tier medieval muslims to cockroach turks
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>>145890524
>Implying
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>>145890867
Just like Omar forgave those 50 fags :^)
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>>145890740
I know, just like /pol/ would. I was referring to the intentions they had.
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>>145890857
>god tier
ay le fucking mao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmTCQQ0Gio
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>>145886508
My autism is strong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ymFIyD5207
kill me
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>>145891153
>4 times as many troops

wow bro fucking epik
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>>145890996
That's because Old Testament is still canon desu senpai
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>>145891221
>mainly cavalry
>50,000 can't beat horseniggers behind muh thick walls
sedentary sandniggers btfo every time without stop, just give up pal

>>145891232
>implying to be a christian it is necessary to follow jew tales
>doesn't know that jesus (pbuh) gave us a new covenant
Islam is Christian fanfic Muhammad sry
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/his/ pls go
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>>145891502
>Protestants
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>>145891738
Muslims and Proddies go hand in hand in heresy though
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>>145891729
that's a lot of nuts.
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Anyone else get horrible fps drop on 1257 sieges?
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>>145891923
turn off ragdolls
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>>145891738
Protestants love the Old Testament, what are you talking about?
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>>145891202
I have recorded it for 10 minutes, please, someone.
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>>145891738
>>145891502
>religion
get out of here before i school you on why it's dumb, losers
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>>145892147
I did, and I turned everything to low and its still awful
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>>145892356
did you turn corpses off
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>>145892309
>>145892480
Yes
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>>145892548
if you've got a toaster the mod isn't toaster friendly
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>>145892619
I don't, battles are 60 fps everywhere on all mods, its just for some reason specifically on sieges in 1257 everything gets choppy and slows to a crawl at times
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I can't believe how unbelievably universally bad sieges are in this game
fucking christ how was this thought to be ok
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>>145892778
it was made by a handful of cockroaches underneath an old coffee maker, what do you expect?
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>>145892778
I still can't believe how they made sieges so important but made them the most horribly designed thing in existence, I'm assuming it was just laziness
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>>145892725
i dunno then, make sure you don't have pixel shaders on and make sure you have load textures on demand on is all i can say
turning single threading on can help sometimes but it just makes it worse for me, make sure edit mode isn't on either
maybe turn blood off if you didn't, i think that boosts performance
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>>145891729
what mod is that?
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>>145893059
blood and steel
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>>145892778
only sieges with ladders are terrible
siege tower ones are ok but ones with breakable gates are optimal
though ladder sieges in brytenwalda/VC can be ok since the ladders are so short and are at such a low angle
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is there any way to control the character body in warwolf+lewd? I keep getting absurdly huge tits, and the one time i didnt i was perfectly flat.

Is this karma or something?
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>>145893325
it's your punishment for wanting sex mods in warband
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>>145893504
But i dont want a sex mod. I just want a rape dungeon. I dont need to participate. I just like knowing its there. Its comforting.
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>>145893325
literally why
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Is there a way to fix up the women in warband? I really dont give a shit who I marry, I just dont want someone who looks like shit. Theres like 5 total that look decent and 4 are in the nords, the last is the fucking viegars...
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In 1257, I always seem to spawn in with fewer troops than the enemy despite having more fit for battle.

Why is this?
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>>145893692
tactics skill
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>>145893757
Ohh, of course. Forgot about that
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>>145893125
I dont know why they didnt just make sieges spawn your guys in 4-5 groups, each with their own ladder to go up, and make ladders two men wide
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>>145893681
I thought the sarranid claimant was a qt
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>>145893952
Their infantry sucks, main reason Im a Rhodok. Amazing archers, good infantry(great defensively) and use my companions as cav. That and taking over a country just to become my wifes underling...
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>>145893837
that looks like what it'll be in bannerlord
got a proper climbing animation like caribbean too
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>>145893112
holy fuck that looks amazing
but sadly i can't evne play warband anymore on my craptop, have to wait another week or two till i can mod it into oblivion again, this is definitely gonna be among my first downloads though
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>Can't change faction colors in geko
>Takeda isn't red
>Uesugi is orange
>Oda isn't yellow
>tried changing them using morgh's
>that's not savegame compatible

fuck me
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>>145894369
send me your address
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>>145894486
No
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>>145893681
Haringoth's daughter is ok if I remember correctly
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>>145894369
I jist hate Takedas awful color choice since you cant fucking read it
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>play 3 hours
> didnt hit save auto at start
>game freezes and shuts down
>no game to go back to...
never again.
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>>145895086
>not saving literally every time before and after doing something

Your own fault
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>>145894486
what for?
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>>145893112
i checked blood and steel on moddb, no downloads?
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>>145896138
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,127300.0.html
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>>145896190
>http://pastebin.com/fcmVyuQ0
thanks anon
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Has anyone actually done a full crusader states campaign? This shot is such a slog
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>>145895602
>missed the fuck me
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>>145894369
Fuck, did I say morgh's? I meant TweakMB
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>>145888343
hasn't changed since the last time i posted an image, since we haven't gone to war with anyone
we might go to war with denmark due to a border dispute
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>>145897930
>not using translated names
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>>145898496
>being american
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>>145898496
i don't think the translated patch changes location names
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>>145866935
I hope to God all those helmets and armors find their way into the game, gonna edit the sturgian troop tree first thing and remove all those bear skins and meme axes
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>>145897451
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>>145896780
No one then?
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>>145899128
>campaign
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>>145899051
>butthurt slavs
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>>145899051
what's wrong with the bear skins and axes
slavs used both
>>
what the HELL is this warwolf mod
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>>145898496
Why the fuck would you translate location name?
Gee Aslo that in the location where Norway currently is may you know represent Oslo, which is only one letter away. Byorgyn, oh gee how difficult, and it totally does not sound like Bergen.
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>>145899609
but norsemen also used them so that obviously means nobody else can use them

It's not like slavs and germanic peoples interacted with each other all the time and shared certain cultural and aesthetic values or anything.
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>have only spent a few hours with the game
>still learning the ropes
>a Nord offers me vassalage and a town
>say no because I wanted to join Swadia
>the city he offered me was looted

Well, I won't feel bad about killing those assholes
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>>145899958
I bet you enjoy brytenwalda's names too
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>>145899983
well it's called a danish axe
:^)
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>Download anon's modded 1257AD
>Apply the quickfix
>Download Prettier Females
>Extract stuff from PF for 1257AD into the folder
>Launch game
>Get RGL error in loading screen because Warband can't read a file
Fugg what did I do wrong
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>>145900290
did you extract ALL of the stuff for PF into the correct spot? resources & texture folder, then there's the _anons modded thing that needs to move over a few .inis
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>>145900290
>>/tesg/
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Who is the Antiochus III of Mount & Blade and why is it Harlaus?
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>>145900540
>uxkhal to the rhodoks
>suno to the nords
>dhirm to whoever can hold it
>swadian women for everyone
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>>145899250
It's just more aesthetically pleasing desu
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>>145900540
swadia literally looks like a turd
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Is there any native mod comp? there's a lot of good native mods but they are all separate from each other
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>>145901078
varangian aesthetic is good
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>>145902542
it's fuckin nothing
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>>145876618
you're naive if you think so

it's going to be much tougher to kill
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>get ambushed by the crusaders early on as a dane
>they were at war for some reason
>get pulled around as a prisoner for the longest time
>bide my time
>finally level up
>go down to antioch with a doom army of venetian heavy infantry, english longbowmen, teutonic knights and various mongol horse archers

THEY WILL PAY WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRISTENDOM, YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG DANE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczLnXwBe6Q
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>>145902609
the player in the siege video has armor like that and it looks great
>>
any info on brainybots
does it atleast give ai some semblance of survival instinct?
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>>145903648
Personally I think it' makes them seem more robotic than human.
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>>145887390
Managed to make it work but the boots clipping through the armor are so irritating I said fuck it and went back to vanilla 1257.
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Crusader States fag here, what do when the mongols declare war?

Give up and head back to Europe?
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>>145866314
>lordnivek1's face when reading that entire response
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>you literally can't kill "leaders" of a faction, or any of the named people
>they just defect to some other place, or just revive themselves

My main gripe with this game. You literally can't have any natural story progression when everyone just survives.
Like the latest season of Game of Thrones.
>>
fffuark
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>>145904605

They will do it eventually, and they will fuck your fiefs up in particular. For some reason, they are magnetized to fucking your shit up, passing by several cities and towns. I'd stick around, they're easy XP. Stack up on those Turcopoles, you'll need them to avoid 1 hour long battles of chasing horse archers
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Can someone explain to me how to horse archer in 1257? I send them out and they rarely kill anything and get caught by fucking infantry and slaughtered
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>>145904258
which also has boots clipping through armor
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>>145905053
Not nearly as much as the modded version for some reason.
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>>145904737
its the same with the player character though.
the map ai and combat ai would need to be drastically overhauled if deaths were permanent.
hell, even modding the capture rate for lords above 30% would be game breaking since lords are constantly getting rekt all over the map.
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>>145904831
rip
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>>145905209
because they're all full length legs
instead regular 1257 has floating feet
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>>145905307

I wouldn't mind a mod that added perma-death to the player character as well as other lords.
They could be replaced with new lords, with new ambitions and whatnot.

I just want some more interesting stuff happening than facing the same lords over and over.
I say lords, because it's the easiest way to generalize them all into the same category.
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>>145903648
makes the AI pretty good, this was with a cheat character with maxed skills, 30 to each attribute and maxed proficiencies
might be worth using if you set it to unique npcs only, to make lords challenging
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>>145904886
I must be doing something off with my turcopoles, ive got 40 of them and they do jack shit
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>>145905736
If turkapoles are horse archers, horse archers are shit. Literally worthless. NPC horsearchers cant hit their target for shit, they have enough problems with a moving target without adding on moving themselves. Any pure spear cav is pretty bad unless it has a slashing attack as well, just stick close to it and it does nothing, and most starts to battles is a grind of cav, while later its cav grinding vs infantry. If you constantly charge them maybe.
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Whos got the best infantry, and best cav in 1257?
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>>145906228

Teutonic knights for cav, high level latin infantry is really strong. Nordic infantry is insanely strong, if a bit careless without shields though.

>>145906040

Turcopoles are my main unit, don't know what you're on about. They shit on a majority of an army before they even reach my infantry line.
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>>145905736
are you telling them to charge? they won't work otherwise
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>>145906584
>>145906574
I set them to charge, they circle about missing 90% of their shots, then get caught on terrain/eachother/enemy cav then get cut down
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>>145906819
they work best on open terrain
they're good for annoying the fuck out of the enemy and shooting them in the back if they've got an infantry formation
they don't work that well vs cav though
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>>145906574
The only thing you need to do to make mounted archers miss is move in a circle. just wasd over and over while sniping them, off a horse On a horse just stay on their right back side. Against cav they cant do shit, and tend to have worse melee weapons and weaker armor. They cant grind infantry for shit. Unless you are using them as mobile archers but even then they have worse shooting stats then other archers, just make an infantry line and let your archers shoot while you make cav charge over and over or just make the cav grind against their archers.
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>>145907008
I use them on open deserts and still nothing

It seems like their only use is distracting the enemy army till they die
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Maybe its anons 1257 that makes Turcopoles shit? Dunno if it changes them
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>>145907908
Does anon's 1257 AD alters the formations?
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>Bannerlord won't fix horse archer AI
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>>145908063
Horse archery is cancer anyways
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>>145908063
>Bannerlord won't improve tournaments
>You will still get just a bow and dagger while everyone is shielded and/or mounted
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>>145907908
if anything it buffed them
>>145907986
no
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>>145908318
t. swadian peasant from Dhirim
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>>145908063
>bannerlord won't let you marry peasant girls
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>>145908353
>You'll still be eliminated if you get knocked out. even when your team wins, no matter how many rivals you took down.
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>>145908689
Why would you want some disease ridden whore when you can have a beautiful noble?
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>>145908968
Nobles are probably huge sluts. Peasants are probably more pure.
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>>145908968
because i dont like being a kek
t. viking conquest veteran
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>>145909136
More like village bicycles
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>>145908968
noble women are pompous and arrogant and expect everything, including men, thus they'll nt appreciate marriage and are likely to have affairs and courtly love with others

Farm girls know the meaning of hard work and attaining true love and value, they appreciate and deeply love the men they meet in life and will truly understand the meaning of being ascended into the life of a wealthy woman.
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>>145866314
poor old gsanders :(
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>>145909179
Peasants aren't for fucking they're for sheathing you sword in and testing it's sharpness
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>>145909205
This man speaks the truth.
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>>145866335
I like that Dynasty Warriors mod.
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Damnit

After seeing all of the bonerlord footage I can't begin to look at Warband. Everything in bannerlord looks so smooth and dynamic compared to warband it makes me wanna cry.

I WANT IT NOW FUCK
>>
>people think peasants who had nothing to do when they werent farming werent fucking like mad
>>
So am I not supposed to use tercopoles against the muzzies? Thats what im fighting and they seem worthless against them
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>>145910428
I would say so.
When fighting muslims or mongols I would normally field a lot of light cavalry and fuck loads of turcopoles. They would give medium horse archers a run for their money and if I died and reincarnated as one of them would be a really good shit
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>>145910428
cav archers aren't very good against other cav archers
use crossbowmen
>>
Has anyone here played 1257 for a significant amount of time and not had the Mongols conquer the entire Middle East?
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>>145910785
>says not to use turcopoles against muzzies
>fielded shit loads against them

Wut
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Whats a good battlesize
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>>145911154
i've got something like 740~ days, it's pretty mixed right now
usually it's either the il-khanate or the mamluks who hold everything at the end
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>>145908705
Pretty sure you'll always continue if you take down enough enemies
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>>145911207
Sorry, I misread it
Turcopoles were great for me
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>>145911565
Seriously, what do you do to make them work?
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>>145905350
Will someone rid us of this evil someday?
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>>145866314
Post yfw you will NEVER be gsanders.
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>>145911476
I really feel sorry for the Kebabs being utterly obliterated by Genghis
>>
I hope butterlord fixes shield hitboxes
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>>145911656
Well, I really don't do anything special, I just hire mass of them. For me they are fodder to keep busy the enemy archers or to take over them and murder all the horses in the map.
In 1257 AD I normally field shitloads of mercenaries since they are so easy to replace, my most valuable units are either ranged or heavy cavalry that I use to clash the infantry blob along with mine.
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>>145911825
It's the natural order of things. A warrior without a horse is only half a warrior
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>>145913184
Completely correct, praise Tengri
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>mfw seeing the siege trailer
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>>145909923
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>>145913530
Assuming the diplomacy is good were looking at an unironic GOAT
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should this go in the pastebin?
https://bitbucket.org/Swyter/tld-downloads/downloads/
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>>145913703
Has there been no word about diplomacy yet?
>>
>>145914056
There has been no word about 90% of the game yet
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>>145914056
I think all we've had is this
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/12
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>>145886224
>I am in your debt for freeing me
>Please don't hate me, I'll suck your dick
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>>145908968
>Wanting the product of generations of inbreeding to be your wife.
Peasant girls are loyal and hard-working. They will never look a gift horse in the mouth and they are always ready to make more children with you.

They also make STRONK sword sisters.
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Pretty big curve... This army would get chewed by 70 noldor, but eats 150 red brotherhood agents... 60 bladesmen and 35 vet spearman with 4 companions for 100 total.
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>>145914041
everyone knows what a god swyter is so is there any point?
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>>145891202
You uhh... you're not wrong about the autism.
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>>145914280
I would marry that peasant and build a nice manor for her and her family to live in and have a lot of kids with her, if you know what I mean.
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>>145915740
hold hands?
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>>145908063
t. butt mad mudslime
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>>145915740
I would defeat you in the field, take you prisoner, raid your village and rape your peasant wife while you watch if you know what I mean.
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>>145916151
>horse archer
>muslim
I knew /pol/ had retards, but this is too much
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>>145916227
fug I messed up my reply it was meant for >>145908318
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>>145916290
Poor form
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>>145916227
Everyone knows the people here who pretend to be /pol/ are really from /mlp/ and come here to pretend because /pol/ kicks them out.
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>>145916290
Are you well anon? The reply makes much more sense in its original context.
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>>145916227
but muslims did use horse archers
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Does anybody know what the 'manage troops' screen does in Warwolf?
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>>145916420
not really the muslim world got extremely butthurt and rightfully so with the sacking of baghdad and the conquest of the khwarezmian empire
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>>145916468
Yeah, only the ones that converted from tengrism
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>>145916608
no, actual muslims did
considering the amount of conflict the muslim world had with the mongols they adopted it pretty early and used it effectively against the crusaders
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>>145916812
this Turks of course are famous for being horse archers AND muslim
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>tfw no way to organize troops easily by group within party
>tfw no way to put pikemen first, spearmen second, axemen last, followed by archers and crossbowmen automatically
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>>145916812
>>145916946
The turks are also famous for converting to islam in the 7th/8th century
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What's the password for Warwolf H-edition?
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>>145917158
you do realize muslims didn't exist from the beginning of time right?
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>>145917226
Yes
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>>145916584
I thought >>145916290
was >>145916227
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>>145917283
Thanks m8, feel stupid looking back at the file name.
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>>145917264
What I meant by that was that horse archery wasn't at all related to muslims, they just kept it from their traditions before they converted
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>>145917369
you are not adult enough please delete the .exe now
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>>145917302
we need some sleep anon
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>>145917421
you're right that horse archery isn't inherently muslim but it was widely used by muslims eventually
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>>145917656
Widely used, but unlike mongols and other tengrist nations, it wasn't really their military focus
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>>145917421
>What I meant by that was that horse archery wasn't at all related to muslims
well it was to the perspective of the crusaders
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After playing 300 hours of different mods for warband I have come to realize how inept modders really are.

How long did it take for you to realize how much better vanilla is than any mod, the simple factions with obvious strengths and weaknesses allows for more focus on balance and gameplay.

90% of mods are bloated messes with to many factions and stupid units.
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>>145917814
Well, we're not crusaders, are we?
Deus Vult, when, I wanna kill some Saracens
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>>145917868
>how long did it take you to realize my opinions?
I haven't realized them even now, anon
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>>145916220
You couldn't defeat me in the field. I would defeat you in the field and then send letters to your wife to let her know that you are okay and I'm treating you as humanely as possible, and that I will release you whenever a ransom was paid or the war ended.
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>>145917907
Mongols are the best crusaders faction :^)
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>>145917868
>How long did it take for you to realize how much better vanilla is than any mod
but it isn't
>the simple factions with obvious strengths and weaknesses allows for more focus on balance and gameplay.
the factions in native are just "one good unit and the rest are shit"
it's the most simple "strategy"
>90% of mods are bloated messes with to many factions and stupid units.
that's true, there's a lot of forgettable mods
but we tend to focus on that 10%
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How do I get rid of neutral castles in my name in GekoNew? I took Otasut and Niputay before realizing the strategic pain of having something a day of travel away from everything else that I have to visit every week, and that Ainu troops are garbo.
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>>145918153
Well, they did do more damage to the muslims than the crusaders ever could, so you're right on that front.
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>>145918330
Also owning the georgian crusaders army
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>>145918330
wasn't the first crusade the only successful major one?
also this is weird:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade
>norwegians invade iberia
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>>145919081
Well, the northern crusade was successful, if you could call it a crusade, otherwise, yeah, everything went to shit after the first.
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>>145918098
>not killing your enemies in single combat
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>>145920294
I should pray to crom before every battle
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>145920974
Then roam in a pack of your own.
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>>145921345
I was, look at the ground
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>>145918153
Khuzaits will dominate the world. Aserai never stood a chance.
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>>145920762
Crom would strike you down. You can't simply pray for him.
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>>145921614
To hell with you
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>>145921798
What is best in life?
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warsword patch? when?
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>>145921860
To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And to hear the lamentation of the women
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>>145920974
>using long maces with a shield
why do people do this
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>>145922073
GOOD
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>>145922396
those are very short tho
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>116 honor
>71 RtR
>About 30 friends
>Over a dozen unassigned fiefs
>Only one vassal
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>>145922702
Don't say different things to each lord.
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>>145922646
>next playthrough will now be conan
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>>145922664
how is 140 reach very short
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>>145922814
>tfw we will never have a Hyborian Age mod
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>>145923064
they're like 86 dawg
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>>145923064
>>145923150
He means the big ass faggot stick that the black lady is using in the back
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>>145923150
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>>145923332
oshid nigga i had the cheerleader effect in my brain
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>>145923102
At least I can play it like the rest of Arnold's movie are also canon like commando
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>>145923460
for some reason that just reminded me that spy kids and the machete movies take place in the same universe
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>>145924252
Oh my fuck I forgot about that
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>>145924252
That rememinded me that Antonio bandaras is in expendables 3 fuck
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>Just need spoil the charge so I can be done with shitty MP achievements forever

I just want to finish the Warband achievements in preparation for Bannerlord. Why do I need to do this MP crap.
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>>145925030
caring about achievements was your first mistake
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>>145925109
this desu
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>>145925030
just host a server and play against bots
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>>145925109
Warband is one of the few games I want to fill out the achievements for.
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>>145925030
I only need to do Ruin the Raid for all my MP ones but I still got a lot of shit related to creating your own kingdom
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I'm playing GekoNewer and I want horse archers.

WHERE DO I GET HORSE ARCHERS

ARE SAMURAI MASTER ARCHERS HORSED? WHERE ARE THE HORSE ARCHERS.
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>>145925778
There is none, sadly
Not even dragoon tier
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guys what race should i play in Warsword all the cool ones are unplayable because the mod maker is retarded
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>>145925954
Beastman
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>>145925909
GOD DAMN IT.

And bows suck too.
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>>145925954
Dark elf crossbow rapist
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>>145925030

>Every achievement I have left involves taking over the entire map
>Have to do it more than once

How do people not get burned out?
There's not even an efficient way to cheat
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>>145926469
The worst part is that there is a "take over the map" for a regular player and then a regular player playing a woman. So if you don't play a woman for your "take over the map" playthrough, that means doing it again, if you insist on achievements.
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>>145926831
i think you can kill two birds with one stone and get both achs if you play as a woman
course there's the "assist your faction in conquering calradia" so i dunno if that'll include the player faction or just being a vassal to one of the six
>>145925769
i just got it now by hosting my own server and playing against the AI
i forgot i had brainy bots on which made it fun
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>>145925030
I would have all the achievements but had cheats activated 90% of the time despite not using them
Still don't remotely care
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Blood and Steel is fuckign ridiculous what the fuck

even with that anon's tweaks

what's the deal here kids
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>>145927574
tell me more
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>>145927683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8re6rFj7q10
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>>145926469
Can you get achievements with imported characters? If you can just import a girl with 10 million hp and conquer the world yourself.
Although i don't know why you care so much. Cheating seems to defeat what little purpose achievements have.
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>>145927683
It's extremely difficult to showcase without dumping images, but here's one to start off. I just started the game.
There are cannons with ammunition of 1160 rounds

Armors with values of 70 and above i.e. chest armor has like 160 and above.

The opening mission has you getting ambushed on a bridge by ghosts and skeletons and you wake up in the merchant's fucking house and he doesnt mention a goddamn thing about the ghost-fucking you just endured. Just dl it and play it and you'll see.

I saw the webm and I was like "wow that seems super cool" but

what the fuck

do yall recommend this
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Daily reminder that MULTIPLAYER IS THE ONLY GOOD PART ABOUT M&B AND SINGLEPLAYER SHOULD BE REMOVED
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>>145928142
kill urself
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>>145927831
importing doesn't count as cheating so i imagine so
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>>145928090
The ridiculousness is the fun. Just wait until you encounter the undead faction.
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>>145928142
What's it like being a minority?
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>>145928254
I actually know what you mean, there are gun-axes and kriegsmessers in this thing. And also those african throwing axes. This should be good B)
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>>145927105
It requires vassalage. I got the take over achievement with my own faction.
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>>145928230
>>145928267
Daily reminder that he's mocking retards on the TW forum. If you're going to join the general try to keep up with the memes here.
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On the topic of Blood and Steel does anyone know what's up with these bugged holy army guys? They keep following me like they're going to attack but just open a dialogue, but then keep following me and doing it over and over, and their pathfinding is fucking ridiculous. Any way to fix?
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>>145928656
2drunk2care
haven't even played florismeme in months e3 brought me back
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Is there a way to strengthen a faction without joining it? Or weakening your own faction? I want to build my forces, but my faction is about to take its 4th target, and second city from another faction when the map is the same for everyone else. We are positioned pretty well so the max amount of factions we can go to war with at a time is 2, and when we finish this next group is will still be 2, always 2 no matter what.
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I don't think I can deal with the godawful Warband module system much longer lads, Bannerlord can't come soon enough.
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>>145929798
How long until a proper release?
10 days?
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>>145929970
10 days sounds about right.
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>>145891502
>they actually think mongols were "horseniggers"

L O L
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>>145930025
How long until its cracked? 2 days?
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>>145930219
never
guess you're going to have to buy it
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>>145928090
This sounds cute. I looked it up and saw two different things. Is this the "Calradia Blood and Steel 1870" on moddb?
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>>145930591
http://www.nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/3889/?
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>winning the batte
>new enemies spawn
>completely surrounded by the new spawns
>die
>have to auto battle the rest and tons of troops die when it should have been a wrap

On a side note do people play real death? Like you die you restart?
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>>145909941
Trent Reznor did it better.
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>>145891502
>horseniggers
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>>145930817
>Playing without battle continuation
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>>145931450
>not playing native every once in a while
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>>145931510
why play native when you can play diplomacy
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Anyone know the way to change to amount of troops allowed in a battle at once? I want at least 400 troops allowed on the field at one time.
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>>145931510
Why the fuck would I do that? Diplomacy sure, for the Native setting, troops, etc; but removing the quality of life improvements on purpose? What kind of retarded decision is that?
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>>145931625
Get the warband battle sizer if you want it to be higher than is allowed normally
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>>145931625
tweakmb I believe or a battlesizer supporting mod
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>>145931625
Google warband battle sizer, it's a simple application that will let you set it to whatever you want up to 1000 (but don't go that high, performance will degrade severely if you go above like 500).
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What culture should my new merc in 1257 AD be?
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>>145931778
A Finnish horse archer
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>>145931778
a stinky kebab
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>>145931778
Slav or Magyar
south german is cool too
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>>145858824
Thanks.
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>>145931863
Homesteads wouldn't allow the local horseman to loan himself out for money.
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I just started playing with Floris and all my attacks are really slow.
Is this a bug? It's making the game way harder.
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>>145932165
No idea m8, but get rid of the new animations if you haven't already: https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,148144.msg3700397.html#msg3700397
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>>145932463
I agree with you that the new animations are awful, but that's not what he's complaining about.
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>>145932463
>>145932562
It did help actually, the animations must have been bugging or something.
Thanks.
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>>145911723
Don't you know? 1257AD is Done™ and the mod authors refuse to release source so anyone can "Finish" or "Fix" it because the mod is "In it's completed state". "You can't improve perfection".

CUNTS
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>>145927831
That could be fun, I've never done a run like that. Being superhuman and all.
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Sorry for the noob question. I have property in most towns and have a 100 man army of mostly upgraded swadians. Is it possible for me to start my global conquest without becoming a vassal? Playing vanilla btw.
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>>145934150
you'll want to play as a vassal for a bit so you can get some right to rule
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>>145934150
How much Cash on hand?
What is your RtR?
How many other lords do you have in your friends list?
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>>145925909
I thought horse archery was big in japan tho? Yabusame and stuff?
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>>145934774
That's what you get when a weeb makes a mod
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>>145934150
Save up 200k so you can store fuck tons of troops without worry. Then take one of the Swadian center cities until you can get 5-6 lords on your side and expand from there. Constantly capture and release lords to increase relations. I upped the relation bonus for that in my games though, because it should be higher then hinting down a murderer, I mean your saving them thousands of gold.
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>>145934581
Cash is 5k but I make 1k a week.
Right to rule doesn't show up so that means 0 right?
No friends :(
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>>145935245
You would get destroyed if you tried to start your own faction right now.
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>>145934887
That's so dissapointing.
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>>145935245
>5k
I make that in the first day

Go hunt sea raiders with nothing but a mace, circle around until they run out of arrows/axes. Great for raising renown too.

Do it alone.
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>>145935376
Are you basically forced to become a vassal then? I feel like I've exhausted most of my options without taking a castle.
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>>145935418
I could add in Horse archer troops to GekoNewer.

but i really don't want to do all that workt
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>>145935503
Same but I spent all my money on businesses. I have so many, almost 1 in each town now.
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>>145935503
>circle around until they run out of arrows/axes

Not him but that takes absolutely forever and I would only recommend it to autistic minmaxers. It's not exactly fun.
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>>145935523
For the first part yea. Join the nords as long as they arent strong, if they are the viegars and keep them under control. Its fine if they do well, beating them isnt hard, just a nord infantry, rhodok archer army.

>>145935650
Then make more, its not that hard. Ive got 108k in my game and I only have a village, still need to make more businesses but any more then in your main city and 2 factions that cant attack you is inefficient.
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>>145935650
When you start your own faction and every single one declares war one you your income will go to 0.
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>>145935418
Just googled sengoku horse archers and found this
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?21683-On-sengoku-cavalry
>The remains of a sengoku horse was found in an old Takeda fort, but that horse was only 121 cm. Considering how it was buried, it was probably a mature horse. This is normally considered to be the median size for the Sengoku horse. In modernt zoology anything under 147 cm is considered a pony.
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>>145935668
Its not that long, maybe 5 minutes a battle, there are max 2 archers in a pack of 25, so just kill them once the pack separates from them if you dont want to wait. Crossbow bolts to break some shields if you want to play it safe.
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>>145935857
>there are max 2 archers in a pack of 25

1. That's bullshit
2. If there are really are only 2 archers, it's pretty retarded to circle around waiting for them to run out of arrows instead of just taking them out first
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Anyone know how I can make custom units appear in taverns as hireable mercenaries?
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>>145935650
You need right to rule to prevent factions from immediately stamping you out of existence.
You can get some by getting married. You can also get some by sending out each companion on a one-time-only diplomacy mission that raises your RtR when they return. You can only send one at a time, and a companion disapproves of your specific choice for who, so be careful with morale and shit.
Honestly, it's easier to just become a vassal, and try to get as many castle/town fiefs as possible, and reel at the earliest conveience.
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>>145935503
it's viable to circle round them to let them run out of ammo for thrown, but for bows/crossbows it takes too long
just let them run out of throwing weapons then get the archers alone by kiting the infantry away from them and kill the archers
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>>145936108
Learn the module system.
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>>145936140
*rebel
*convenience
I've been awake for 25 hours, shut up.
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>>145936108
With module system:
Place custom units before mercenaries_end in module_troops.py. That's it, you're done.

Without module system:
You can replace an existing mercenary unit with a new one, but you cannot add more.
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>>145936023
>>145936151
The arrow part was more for the tundra people who are near by who have like 2/3 of them as archers and 15+ thrown weapons per. Best to just avoid them. And yes, its usually that rare, but sometimes you get more. Also I bumbed my max size for them to double so youll see packs of 60 running around. Huge amounts of renown for soloing them, totally worth the time spent.
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>>145936201
>giant_ass
>giant_pussy
>giant_pussy_test
>giant_cock
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>145936201
>>145936457
samefag
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>>145936509
>>145936457
>>145936201
Samefag
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>>145936140
>>145935761
>>145935752
>>145935503
>>145935376
>>145935234
>>145934581
>>145934547
Thanks for all the advice, prob the most helpful/polite general I've been to on this site. Prob just going to become a vassal since it makes the most since.
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>>145936410
tundra bandits aren't even worth fighting
>fucking annoying to fight
>shitty loot
hell most bandits aren't even worth fighting, at least mountain bandits/forest bandits/looters can be steamrolled and sea raiders give good loot
desert bandits/steppe bandits are the worst
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>>145936509
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>>145936582
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>>145936651
Post yfw it takes a few in-game months for the default Khergit and Sarranid territory to be uninhabitable because of swarms of hundreds of cavalry bandits that murder everything.
>>145936649
You're welcome, you fucking faggot.
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Why am I regenerating health in blood & steel?
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>>145936457
Just ignore that.

>>145936649
No problem. Enjoy the game. Don't let the kingdom you serve get to big because you will have to fight them, most likely, at some point.
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>>145936816
>boobless
>boobless2.lod
damn nigga
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>>145936813
Because it's the best mod.
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>>145936652
>>145936654
Nice try
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>>145936813
because it's one of those mods that has abilities and other fantasy shit
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>>145936918
Shooped, I can tell by the pixels and having seen a few shoops in my time.
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>>145936918
>people spend time doing this
kinda sad desu
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>>145936915
>>145936953
Well what ability lets me not get blown the fuck out by these flesh golems
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Is anyone here actually familiar with the module system?
How does something like this happen?
>Tomorrow begins with sorting out the fact that Vampire Counts have Nippon ladies.
seems fuckin' bizarre--like either blatantly assigned wrong values (or introduced new values without changing the old), or some blanket assignment incorrectly applied values to a bunch of factions, or whatever the fuck man?
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>>145936908
When I was looking for good assets to steal for GekoNewer someone recommended me this mod. It was only after looking though them that I realized I had been tricked.
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>>145937057
the git gud ability
sorry anon that thought we were polite and helpful
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>>145937085
i imagine they just didn't set the ladies to the correct faction, i wouldn't be surprised considering how incompetent the warsword team seems to be with the most basic shit
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>>145937123
that's some freaky ass shit, I love it.
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>create army of 50% turcopoles
>still get shrecked and barely scratch shitskins

I'm convinced now that guy earlier was just shitposting about these being good
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>>145936289
ALTERNATIVELY, if anybody wants to add brand new mercenary troops to any mod just using Morgh's, here's the additional step needed to make them work.

Go into scripts.txt, ctrl+f update_mercenary_units_of_towns and in the line underneath it should start with:
6 6 3 ################## ################## ################## 2136 3 ################## ################## ##################
where of course each ################## is some large number (they'll vary from mod to mod). You want to take the last of those big numbers (the third one after 2136 3) and add 1 to it for every new troop added. If you do that and make sure to add the new custom units right before trp_mercenaries_end, they should now show up in taverns.

Should this be added to the pastebin?
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>>145937278
if you add troops in text editing anywhere but at the end of the list, you're going to fuck up the troop order for the whole game
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>>145937234
Originally the modder uploaded it to Taleworlds forums and forgot he left in all his porn stuff, like actual animated sex scenes. He soon took it down and uploaded the "proper" version.

Some kind Anon here who had the original porn version was nice enough to port it to Warband.

Here is the link. If you dare partake in: The Wedding Dance

https://mega.nz/#!j4AGAZhS!pn4BXFUoavlz5BD3w9rYcTag3Lk8rIqLlp4y-0FMX_8
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>>145937452
Ah fuck I completely forgot about that part. Never mind then, just use the module system.
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>>145937468
>tfw after removing all the porn shit it still had better gameplay than most of the mods around
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>>145936457
doing the lord's work
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>>145937787
Do any other mods have chariots?
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>>145937868
No, because gsanders was too busy making flying creatures
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Best mods list, go. So far Ive only played diplomacy and prophecy of pendor. Second one is great.
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>>145937924
Just make the dragons walk?
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>>145938036
>prophecy
That's prophesy you shit, don't foil saxondragon's masterpiece with your filthy comments
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>>145938036
>He thinks PoP is good

So do I, try Silverstag, it's my favourite mod.
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>>145938036
1257
VC
1866
TLD
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Help me lads, I'm having a withdrawal from lack of autism shown in this thread
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Apparently women in 1257 all had huge foreheads
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>>145938130
prophecy
prophesy
color
colour
Same difference.
same difference
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>tfw you come back to woban after not playing for so long
Floris. Merc'ing for Swadia to try and buddy up with some of the nobility before I go ahead and help Isolla overthrow them.

Then I found the Last Days mod and I've been on a LotR kick for weeks now so I may end up dropping everything for that.
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>>145938596
if you don't know the difference between a type xii and a type xiii you can fuck off
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>>145938647
It's not that simple
https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/prophecy-prophesy/
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>>145938647
Reread the lore. All of it.
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warmsword funquest
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>>145939172
Much like peeing your pants?
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>crusader shitters all decide their fief giving on friendship instead of merit
>cheat and get all their relations up

No regrets
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>>145939714
>No regrets

Sometimes the biggest lies we tell....are to ourselves.
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>>145940094
Nope, fuck that, especially since these cucks dont give out tasks.

Besides, as soon as the holy land is taken and the sandshitters wiped out, im sailing back to England
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Oh shit I found it! I found the Fedora!

I might have to add in those Weeaboo troops to GekoNewer
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>>145940368
weeaboo troops better be top tier ragers that go really fast, then do absolutely no damage.
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>>145940465
>not giving them 1000 in two-handed and one-handed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
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>page 10
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>>145942504
>>145942517
Damn it, I was going to post that
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>>145942563
Maybe you'll get the next one ...
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>>145942563
>wang consensio
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>>145942504
I don't understand that image
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>>145942693
>Subutai
>that font

What mod?
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>>145942819
the hp icon is from warsword and those are floris tournies, dunno if warsword has those though
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>>145942782
It is a drawing of a girl eating chips and playing Mount & Blade.
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>>145942517
Cant wait to get the fuck out of the desert desu, the fun of being a Crusader wears off fast
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>>145942819
Floris Evolved, It's the one from steam workshop
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>>145943154
>the fun of being a Crusader wears off fast
That's not very Deus Vult of you
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>>145943274
Chasing horse archers for 10 minutes is not fun m8

Neither is singlehandedly conquering castles only for them to be given to some shitter who lost his

Really wish I could fucking execute these 10 mamluke lords I have captured
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>>145937468
Hey there, just tried it out, crashed the second I checked the 4 troops I just recruited.
The error is "Incorrect skeleton type for anim 406 at creation", know anything about it?
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Trying to do Floris co-op with a few friends. Do I really have to save, exit, and set up a server for every battle or is there an easier way?
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>>145943154
you could trying being a Crusader in the North, it's not as exhausting
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>>145943154
>it's hot out here
>I can barely see through this helmet
>I've got sand in my boots
>my sweat is rusting my armor
>I took a vow of chastity for this?
>none of these guys even speak latin
>I want to go home

>>145943495
No I never even tried to play it. Sorry. I just saved the link.
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>>145943131
Right but why is her ass so fine and why is she playing M&B
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>hey bro turcopoles are amazing xD
>send them out on charge like you're supposed to
>run right into the fucking enemy

Alright, anyone who says horse archers are good from now on is officially a shitposter

>>145943541
I'm trying to decide whether to go be a Teuton after wiping out the muzzies or sailing back to England and reclaiming London and York
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>>145943495
pretty sure it's an original M&B mod, not a warband mod btw
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>>145943641
>Some kind Anon here who had the original porn version was nice enough to port it to Warband.
Right in the post I was replying to
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>>145943698
oh, either way i'd try the original M&B version if it's there
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>>145943564
I didn't draw it I just did a search for Mount * Blade and pivix and that is one of the imaged it gave me.
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>>145943564
You're not even questioning the tiny people stealing cloth?
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>>145943582
Head north and get some of that Teutonic Twat.
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>>145943876
Clearly they are underpants gnomes.
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>>145943752
>even nips/weebs know khergits and khuzaits are the greatest in Calradia
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>when you go to your local mosque and show them a picture of mohammad
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what's the best single player mod?
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>>145943582
they werk for me
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>>145944059
Warwolf
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>>145944059
floris
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>>145944078
Are you using anons 1257 or vanilla 1257? Because honestly they're so fucking dogshit, I often have battles where they literally never get a kill
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>>145944059
viking conquest
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>>145944227
modded, they do what i need them to do
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>>145944296
And does what you need entail getting a single kill?
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>>145944246
why can't I enjoy VC? the vikings never fucking invade and all the armor looks like shit. the mechanics are good but the early game is brutal so I can't make use of most features.
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>>145944328
harassing the enemy
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>>145944369
Is it really harassment if they dont hurt?
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>>145944406
but they do? not to mention they can draw aggro which scatters their troops all around
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just how gud is prophesy of pendor?
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Mongols doing work
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>>145944764
it's ok, the best thing about it is easily the custom knightly orders
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>>145944764
If you're not the guy who finds fighting gigantic armies over and over again fun and likes seeing high tier troops tear through low tier ones like butter, it's shit
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>>145945025
>If you're not the guy who finds fighting gigantic armies over and over again fun

Is this seriously your main criticism? It sounds like M&B in general just isn't for you.
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>>145945687
It's an improvement from native, but it isn't anything great
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>>145944764
the setting is stupid but that might not bother you
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>>145945847
>the setting is stupid
There are many layers to this onion.
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>>145945847
reread the lore... all of it.
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>>145943582
>Alright, anyone who says horse archers are good from now on is officially a shitposter

>it doesnt work for me, so it can't work for ANYBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!

You put them on following you, move them away, give them the charge order, then fire at will. Then they will function like they're supposed to do.
85% of all kills in my battles come from Turcopoles, you raging retard.
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>>145944764
It includes a lot of excellent gameplay improvements and new mechanics, but also a few poor design choices put in to create artificial difficulty. I personally found that the good greatly outweighed the bad in this respect.

Putting gameplay aside, it has some very cringeworthy "voice acting", crappy looking textures and shitty generic fantasy setting. These things don't matter to me and I frankly don't understand how somebody CAN care much about them but still like M&B, but any time PoP comes up people will cite these as reasons that it's a 0/10 shit mod that nobody should ever touch. I think the reality is that these people refuse to accept it might be good because the dev team is full of autistic assholes we love to make fun of and they can't reconcile enjoying or respecting a product and hating the people responsible for it.

Bottom line, just install and play it and make up your own mind. It's worth at least trying it.
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>>145946053
Not the guy you're replying to, but I've never managed to get horse archers into a satisfying charge, could you specify your tactics a bit more?
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>>145870106
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>>145946486
in latin Jehovah starts with an I
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>>145946263
Literally the only gameplay changes in PoP is the orders
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>>145946469

Nothing to explain, really. It's just a mess-up with their AI. If you tell them to charge, they'll charge. But if you tell them to fire at will, they'll actually prioritize the bow instead and start acting like the horse archers everyone knows and hates to play against.

And as the anon says, they do miss a lot - which doesn't matter much, because when they hit, they're often going to kill people in one shot, or shoot the horse from under them. Which means easy target for you, or anybody else. Having them following you is another way to make them work properly, but I prefer to be in the thick of it, so I don't have them follow me at first, unless they need to get away from charging straight in.
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>>145946486
The fuck is a muslem and why is it wearing a flower patterned shirt?
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WOW NOW IM MAD THE FUCKERS CHANGED IT TO 2017

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145946640
Have you actually played PoP?
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>>145946673
Don't worry, the early access will be in our hands by December 2016
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>>145946469

>mount and blade
>tactics
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>>145946675
Yes? It's not very different from native
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>>145946486
>not posting the third part
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>>145946801
REREAD THE LORE... ALL OF IT.
KNOW THAT THERE ARE MANY LAYERS TO THIS ONION.
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>>145946886
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>>145946886
>>145946996
And then ISIS beheads them both for homosexuality
Good end
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>>145947086
I don't actually have one of these for homosexuality but this is close enough i guess?
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>>145947086
since they seem to be women here, they would probably just separate and impregnate them rather than kill them
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>>145947303
No
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>>145946897
It's funny how the minor factions are more interesting than the main ones because the main ones are so generic
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>>145947361
Oh nice, do you have anymore decent edits? Most ones I see are MSPaint level shit.
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>>145946801
The entire knighthood order system, including the ability to make your own custom knighthood order
The ability to join an order and do quests to gain ranking, which allows you to gain high quality armour and eventually become the grandmaster, giving access to a fort from which you can send knighthood patrols, upgrade armour and buy cheap food
Greatly expanded fief management; far more fief upgrades to invest in that actually have a significant effect on income (this combined with spending money to upgrade your CKO mean you always have something to spend money on and it doesn't just become meaningless once you're earning more than the upkeep cost of your men)
Regular heartbeat quests
The ability to hire a variety of mercenary companies when you're a king
Knighthood orders rallying together war parties to support their king during war, including your CKO
Option to stage a tournament in your town whenever you like, costs money but provides renown and honour
Achievement system that grants additional skill and attribute points
Qualis gems, which can be used for knighthood orders, rare weapons, Noldor troops or stat improving elixirs
Minor factions that you can change your relationship with
Unique army spawns that can sack towns and that you can get qualis gems or unique items from if you defeat them and capture the leader
Their own formations system
Ability to allocate the stats of your vassals as king
Ability to recruit imprisoned lords to your kingdom, which can be much more effective than asking them regularly and speeds up the late game
Village farmer parties being associated with a specific village rather than being generic and you get increased relations with the village if you defend them
Villages displaying the flag of their lord whereas normally it's just castles and towns, making it easier to see who owns what
Map is full of activity with patrolling militias and knighthood parties along with the usual bandits, lords, caravans, etc
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>>145947781
>Regular heartbeat quests
?

Also Falconian's for the latest version of PooP when?
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>>145947468
Sorry, had to google even that one, you can usually find some on /pol/ islam threads
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I'm playing Warband enhanced currently, does anyone know the reason my coloured dialogue messages don't show up? Like who has taken what castle/town etc.. also in battle I have no messages either?
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>>145947965
If you own a fief, you'll get regular quests where the village elder or steward presents you with a problem that's come up and you have to make a decision that typically has consequences in terms of relations and/or prosperity. If it's a town/castle the quest will sometimes be a mercenary company asking to be hired.
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>>145946053
>haha you're retarded because the thing you cant control is shit

End yourself dumb fuck
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Hey guys, anyone willing to answer some dumb questions regarding Warband?
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>>145948194
Forgot tripcode form last thread, changed it
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>>145948175

You can control it though, numnuts.
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>The Mongols failed to respond to the crisis posed by the Crusader States

Thank FUCK
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>>145948268
Just ask the questions and take the trip off
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>>145948194
>>145948268
Stop. There is no reason for you to have a name or a trip.
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>>145948318

They are really easy to deal with for the Crusaders though. Crusaders get access to the tippest-top tier units in the game
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>>145871995
IT'S GARBAGE
IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE
FUCK FATSHARK
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Why is Swadia so based? Other factions just don't compare.

Let's hope it wont be like that in Bannerlord so we can enjoy playing more than one faction.
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>>145948446
>>145948465
ok, how do I get Honor points and what do they do? I am currently 110+ days in, lvl 18 (almost 19) and I have 76 Troops. I am a Nord vassal and I went through wars with Vaegris and Swadia. Atm I'm warring with Rhodoks.
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God bless this lance
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>>145948879
Also, what is renown good for and how do I get it? Winning battles?
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>>145948879
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mount+%26+Blade+Honor&l=1
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>>145948879
u can get honor by refusing reward for killing outlaw quest from lord, refusing reward from villagers for killing bandit infestation, and for releasing defeated lords. maybe couple other ways

honor makes some lords like u better, but some other lords might dislike u for it
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>>145948967
winning battles, winning tournaments, succeeding quests, etc.

big renown lets u have more guys in ur army, makes it more likely kings will offer u vassalage, let u into their castles and feasts, etc
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>>145948049
The dialogue is there when I load the game initially after like 10-20 minutes if playing I get no land taken, enemy spotted etc.. messages.
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>>145949102
>>145949017
>>145948981
Thanks. Another question, what are the best mods for upgrading the visuals? For example, rivers are fucking hideous.
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Uh, guy.
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>>145926469
>teleport to castle
>siege
>alt-ctrl-f4 or whatever the knock out all your enemies cheat is
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>>145950712

I think you're required to understand basic math.
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>>145950712
>>145950841

I thought so.
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It looks they've gone for the viking aesthetic instead of Sturgian_Lord
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>>145951206
If you niggers keep talking about that fucking Sturgian aesthetic, I swear I'm going to go to Turkey and tell Armagan to delay the release of Bannerlord
>>
So the whole "Multiple videos at e3" thing was a ruse after all?
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>>145952031
Well, there were multiple videos, that 1 minute teaser video and that 7 minute demonstration of the teaser video
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>>145952015
Do it faggot
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>>145951206
>two ladders
>a siege tower
>and you can break down the doors

Beautiful.
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>the feeling oif crushing the enemy offensive against the walls of your castle, and capturing 3/4 of their lords
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>>145952432
I'm really hoping that siege weapons can destroy more than just battlements, especially the trebuchet
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>>145951206
>aesthetic

A E S T H E T I C
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Can someone teach me how to get latest M&B?

cracked
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>>145952843
Buy it you faggot.
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>>145952643

>someone actually sat down and made this terrible, overdone joke
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>>145952886
I am a poorfag student.

finishing in about 1 year tho, so I promise I'll buy bannerlord :^)
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>>145949605
Been googling and can't find any solutions...
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>>145953003
So was I when I bought it, that's a completely shit excuse. It's not an expensive game.
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>>145953054
I'll look at it today. My little brother is collapsed in the hospital but I don't have the ability to see him. He can't afford medical insurance so might lose his house; my older sister is vanished and possibly suicide, possibly simply ran off to Mexico. These things are normal in my life, adding to the "you're living in a soap opera, but its not quite real, nothing is" sense of frustration. I feel like my purpose is to finish this that I started 35 years ago, so I can die, after which I'll be sent to hell, probably to wake up inside someone else's scripted world, much like you're stuck in mine. I'm relatively young, at age 55, but with no prospects for work and no real future. I can't believe in God as the old testament has him, as the paradigm of solving society's problems by Hitler's ovens seems the antithesis of all God actually stands for. Thus my personal blend of religion severs Christ from the old testament, in that hell is something imposed on political prisoners and prisoners of conscience, or otherwise the Quislings that would pitch their neighbors to be burnt, like sonderkommando (imprisoned Jews in the deathcamps) operate the gas chambers and ovens. This to me is the church where each person hears how the sinners should be burnt -- and of course they too are sinners. So to me, the true church is one that seeks God unchained from such paradigms - it is this clinging to the past that seperates us from God. I think of things like this each night and wake up further from happiness; such a dark outlook I have. I have no hope. I expect the worst from people. I wonder if when we eat meat these are people recast into a form as punishment, since even God is ashamed of hurting people, but does as he is commanded by his clients, the good computer he is. Anyway, how is your day?

EDIT: and my younger brother recovered and was released after 5 days. My OLDER brother has a birthday, but he's homeless so I'll not get to write or talk to him.
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>>145953240
Don't you have a gay bar to be shooting up?
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>>145953240
>You will never be high enough on the autism spectrum to make an entire forum your personal blog and not feel embarassed by it
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Has anyone made a collage of gsanders posts yet?

I would do it if I had enough screencaps.
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>>145866314
>>145953240
nice
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>>145885976
>>145886175
>Gekokujo
>Sieges
it's literally an urban battle
there is no siege
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>>145938054
What the fuck is this mod.
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>>145886508
here come the rodokhfags
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>>145866314
>>145953240
>overlook it from the start of the thread because it's probably boring
>actually read it now
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>tfw honor is plummeting so I can cripple the mudslime war effort

All in the name of God
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>>145910785
>Using a dagger
fucking kill yourself you autist
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>>145954090
Drop your weapon, anon. Muslims use weapons. Do you want to be like the Muslims?
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>>145954404
Cut off your dick anon, Muslims have dicks. Do you want to be like the Muslims?
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>>145954404
Not sure how thats an appropriate response
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>>145954443
Already did. Join me or you are a muslim.
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>>145954404
Muslims get killed by other muslims.

Don't be like a muslim, survive.
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>>145954571
The muslims force others to join them or be their enemies. Do you want to be like the muslims?
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i just applied Brainy Bots to 1257
how fucked am i /mbg/ ?
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>>145955147
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>>145955147
Enjoy making a charisma/intelligence character
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>>145955342
Horse archer would also work
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>early game 1257 my sword wouldnt damage armored guys unless stabbing and even then only a bit of damage
>late game I'm fully decked out and random shitters can swing at me and do significant damage

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145955536
>getting outskilled by bots
You sure they weren't using piercing/blunt weapons?
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>>145955610
Nope, just arabic basic infantry with curved swords
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>>145955281
>>145955342
>>145955383
>>145955536
>>145955610
my part of 40 peasants and 10 euro crossbow mercenaries got shat on by 20 pirates
10/10 would mod again
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>>145956568
Thinking about it, brainybots expands the strength differences of different tiers, because faster attack speed with weapons skill is much more useful if the AI has faster reactions, making high tier knights shit on lower tier troops even more
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>>145932930
minor correction friend, but not the original mod author(s) Dr.T just took over and he is definitely a cunt.
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>>145955663

Are you riding at them, or are they hitting you in the head? Because the head is still vulnerable. And if they are hitting you because you're riding at them five million miles an hour with a horse, they will still apply the speed bonus on their attacks - amplifying the damage quite considerably.
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>>145956975
No, on foot, and I got a great helm
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>>145957008

Great helm only lowers the damage a little bit, oddly enough. If they hit your head, you're still going to take a chunk of damage, no matter what helmet you have.

It's weird, and I presume it's just a side-effect of the primary game working that way.

You can make the same thing happen in Brytenwalda, sometimes when you get the "fugitive in a town" quest, they can be high-level military folks with armor that unless you have a good axe or high enough skill in a weapon, you're not getting through. But if you hit him in the head, despite him having a 60+ defense helmet, you still do 100% damage to him regardless of weapon.
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>>145952528
they cant destroy walls, although, i wonder what would happen if you used the catapult or ballista on the wooden gates
or my own siege tower...
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Alright so I've started to have a bit of success with Turcopoles, but it required me having around 80 of them in a battle which is a bit ridiculous
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>>145957589
at least we'll get the bannerlord beta this year
RIGHT?
ROIGHT?
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>>145958590
Know when to release the fingols man, get the tempo of the battle and don't just f1, f3 those fingols.
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>>145958908
How else are you supposed to use them? There's no commands good for skirmishers save for charge or follow me which only works if you are also fast
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>>145958908
>calling turks fingols
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>>145958968
What I mean is that you don't just send them to charge the moment the battle starts. I know you already know the basics of m&b, but always read the land and how well the battle is going. Always try to keep your cohesion, or at least take advantage of it especially if you're fighting with an ai ally.
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>>145959220
But how else do you use horse archers? There doesnt seem like 'specific' times to engage, they seem like they're a constant harasser
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>>145935418
>>145934774
Horse archery was dead at this point
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I once asked pphlp about why there is no horse archery in Geko and he said that it wasn't present in the time period anymore, then I asked about dragoons and he said it was too early
I just made the Onnabushi horse archers
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>>145955536
Wut, I have a coat of plates in 1257. Play on max damage and only the upper tier units ever manage to take of a significant portion of my health. The shitters do literally zero damage every time unless they use a big axe or something
>Get a coat of plates
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>>145960519
I got the one below that, since Crusaders dont sell coat o f plates
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>>145961008
Well there's your problem I think. The coat of plates has like 20 more body armor and 10 more leg armor than the type of armor below that. Makes a pretty big difference. With the right gauntlets you can get your armor rating up to around 100 with it.
>>
So I have a problem
I can never play the game without cheating
Even with the cheats disabled I still find myself exporting and importing cheat characters
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>>145961732
Try not cheating
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>>145961732
I admit, I export/import for inventory management because I cant be bothered
>>
>tfw lamellar looks bitchin cool but has shit armor values

;_;
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>>145961732
get good
>>
I have a weird problem with my audio
Nothing about my computer has changed but today my audio is crackling
None of the googled fixes are working
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>>145943582
Set them to a different category, make them form a wedge and then lead them in rings around fat-ass infantry blocks. Especially good when you ride round the back of their formation, they all turn to face you, and your main body of archers shoots them in the back.
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>>145963009
Not really an option against muzzies with their loads of light cav
>>
>group tourny payouts are the same as 1v1

Well that was a waste of time
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How many men / renown / right to rule would /mbg/ suggest is needed before having a go at making your own kingdom successfully?

also r8 current character
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>>145963370
Get a better horse m8
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>>145963370
Something like this
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>>145963603

Can hardly find decent places to buy them from

>>145963675

Yeah I assumed something like that, renown is currently somewhere around 400, just doing tournament after tournament for cash and renown, is this also the right way todo shit?
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>>145963779
This guy is fucking with you
All you really need is around 80 honor/ 20 rtr
As long as you can have 100+ troops renown doesn't matter
What you need is a few high level companions with some points in training to get elite troops from recruits in a few days and some entreprise all over the map so that money stops being an issue
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What place usually sells plate coat in 1257?
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>>145963370
1000
And get bro tier lords.
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>>145961732
There is only one way out
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got aimbot working in mp
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>>145965209
Not surprised at all. I've seen archers that either have been playing as such for years and are able to calc great distancies instantly or they're using aimbot blatantly and not giving a fuck.
>>
Hey lads, lets do a Full Invasion game with brainybots
>>
>>145965209
webm to show us how it works pls
>>
Hey guys. I have never tried this, but what would happen if I went for a full horse-archer army? Would the AI be smart enough for my troops to avoid engagement, making them extremely OP? Or would they end up getting caught and easily decimated?
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>>145965359
>we lose wave 1
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>>145965209
Nazi cheaters are the worst
>>
>>145965557
I see you haven't ever met the chinese
>>
>>145965479
Native AI would throw themselves to their deaths. 1257 would make it a pain in the ass, but their efficiency will scale up if you have something to fight their melees with.
>>
>splinted coat of plates

I have become death
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>going over to Krakow by foot
>just as I'm passing by Constantinople, they declare war on my faction
>they step right on out and wants to fight me
>Baudouin II de Courtenay, empereur de Constantinople has 1407 units
>against your 128 units

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EytSP67tg_0

SUPERIOR NUMBERS ONLY MEAN MORE BLOOD WILL BE SHED
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>25 huscarls vs 260 horsefuckers
DROWNING
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>>145965209
proofs?
>>
Started playing warband about a week ago.

Is endgame broken in vanilla? I own about 65% of the map and like 10+ lords are flip flopping literally every single day. I like to complete at least one full vanilla playthrough of every game I play, is there a mod I can apply to my current save that fixes just this issue and I don't have to start over?
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>>145967321

How'd you get to owning all that so "quickly" as such? asking as a noob
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Why did I get a random -3 with my vassal? He has a castle and I'm not at war with anyone.
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>>145967321
>Is endgame broken in vanilla?
Pretty much yes
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>>145967421
nobles are greedy cunts fám, give a fief to someone else and they all get upset, don't give anything to anyone and they get upset, rightfully allocate lands to yourself and they secede and join another faction
>>
>>145967321
Basically, lords don't gain relation with their monarchs all that often, but they're constantly losing it.
Eventually, it gets to a point where damn near every lord hates every monarch, so they keep flip-flopping. Because of all the terrible relations, the monarchs keep all fiefs for themselves, which exacerbates the problem of lord retention while simultaneously making their military useless.
At this point, you just need to steamroll the last 35%. If there are any towns/castles still owned by lords, try to convince them to join you, first. Waste less troops that way.
>>
>>145952643
explain this meme
>>
>>145969708
Vaporware
>>
>>145951206
The biggest shame of Bannerlord, honestly.
>>
>>145967420
I don't have my own faction I'm fighting for Nords. Also I've been playing like 8 hours a day.
>>
>2 years in and the crusadere havent even attempted sieging jerusalem yet
>>
>>145970326
it is all in almighty God's plan praise be
>>
>>145970326
they never will inshallah
>>
>>145970506
>mongols finally dec'd
>marshall decides to raid villages deep in mamluke territory
>>
>>145947086
lesbians dont actually count as gay, ive heard.
>>
>>145971982
wait what
>>
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what do you guys do to stay alive until Bannerlord arrives?
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does someone have the old 1257 music they removed because copyright shit, or at least a track list?
>>
>>145972068
women have no dicks so it's impossible for them to be gay
>>
>>145963370
>2h
Absolutely disgusting

Get yourself a military pick, best mounted weapon vs infantry, and the short weapons are best on the ground anyway.
>>
>>145972083
From your pic, it sounds like the real question is, "What will you do to keep alive after Bannerlord starts to get old?"
>>
>>145972068
something to do with facilitating the potential for multiple wives or something
>>
>playing 1257
>join a crusaders order of knights
>he takes all my shit
fuck i didnt know he would take my stuff, i had the lance and tizona too
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>>145972546
bannerlord won't get old until we fully enter the era of virtual reality
>>
where do i capture slaves in warwolf to populate my budding brothel business?
>>
>>145972605
Same thing happened to me, thankfully I saved beforehand
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Post prisons
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>>145972682
this

>bannerlord comes out in 2 years
>second generation consumer VR headsets come out in 4 years
>patches or native VR support
>live life as an electronic knight
>>
>>145972682
source on smug anime girl
>>
>>145973124
wait can you visit your own imprisoned lords
>>
>>145973930
If you stick them in a castle/town, yeah
>>
>>145973250
Why so many hours later
>>
>>145974050
brb
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>>145974078
>mfw no release date
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How do i get promoted in an order of knights in 1257?
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>when mongols thing they can siege
lmao
>>
>>145974472
Same way as normal freelancer I imagine
>>
>>145974450
Which game is that from btw?
>Best guess for this image: cancer in children and young people
>>
>>145975032
Its total war warhammer
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Is Silvertag 0.27 still unbalanced?
>>
new fred
>>145975741
>>145975741
>>145975741
>>
Is this a real mod?
Is this just Phantasy?
Caught in a lord fight
No escape from reality;
Open your helmet
Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor knight, I need no bows on me
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Aim too high, aim too low
Anyway the foe blocks, doesn't really
matter to me,
to me

Harlaus, just killed a man
Put my sword above his head
Sliced his skull and now he's dead
Harlaus, fight had just begun
But new enemies arrived and I'ma die.
Harlaus, oo-o-o-o-oo
Didn't mean to make you lose
But if I'm not back to Praven this time
tomorrow
Feast it on, feast it on, as if you never ran out of butter.

Too late, my time has come
Pelted with bolts all over my spine
Rhodoks shootin' all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave some men behind and run away
Harlaus, oo-o-o--oo -
I don't want to load
I sometimes wish I didn't savescum at all

INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE

I see a little silhouetto of a lawd
(Sanjar Khan, Sanjar Khan will you fucking come back
Thousand desert bandits - very very
frightening me)
Yaroglek, (Yaroglek),
Yaroglek, (Yaroglek),
send some help or I'll get rekt - (magnifico-o-o-o-o)
I'm just a poor girl and nobody enfeoffes me
(He's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare him a castle from this monstrosity)

Easy come easy go - will you ransom that ho?
By Ragnar! No! We will not let you go - let
her go
By Ragnar! We will not let you go - let her
go
By Ragnar! We will not let you go - let her
go
Will not let you go
Will not let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia, (mama mia let me go
Graveth has a fief put aside
for me
for me
for ME!

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

So you think you can loot me and jarid
my eyes
So you think you can fief Suno to Count Clais!
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
I just gotta get out - just gotta get right
outta here

INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE

No King really matters
Anyone can see
No King matters
no King matters...
to meeee
Bump.
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>>145976229
>bumping 5 minutes after new thread gets made
>bumping after we reach bump limit
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>>145976340
I'm just making time while I download and install Anno Domini
It's crusading time
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>>145976515
Don't forget to merge brainybots into it
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