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Laughing Chav Edition

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Developer Update 6-17-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOaXSVZVTM [Embed] [Embed]

JUSTICE RE-AUGH'ed
>>145812404
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xth for spunkrat
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Anyone got good Overwatch wallpapers? Bonus points for Zarya
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Pharah is for ________
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>play 4 games
>win 3
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>>145834948
her nervous giggles show deep psychological trauma

>last blink
>always makes a laugh knowing she's out of juice
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Daily reminder that Tracer is balanced and if you can't mulch her, you're a shitter.
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>>145835109
JUSTICE
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>You're in the same room as D.Va, Tracer, Mercy and Widowmaker after they finish a nice hearty Mexican meal
>All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life.
>Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind
>You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!"
>"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on.
>"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses.
>"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions.
>Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale.
>Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit.
>You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out
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Place bets
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>play 76 or reaper, hit people point blank and do piss damage
>Other people playing 76 or reaper manage to dish out shitloads of damage on me
Shiiiiet
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I am on fire! I will lead us to victory!
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I'M NOTICING IN A LOT OF MY KILLCAMS THAT NONE OF MY OPPONENTS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING AIMING AT ME
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guys my scroll wheel just broke what's a good mouse
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>>145835109
Lovingly impregnating and raising a family with her.
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>>145835203
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>>145834948
>Skin Ideas Edition
>I want to make a list of skin ideas
I'm drawing attention to my post. Now that you've read it, you may as well give me your skin ideas.

I know they are out there.
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>>145835216
grey
grey
blue
grey
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>>145835203
STOP
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>>145835246
Every hanzo killcam where the arrow isnt even aimed at you but you're dying
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>>145835216
White white blue white
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>>145835216
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>>145835304
Butcher Roadhog. Bloodied apron, leather pants, carved out pig's head as mask, broken cleaver attached to a rope and four barrel shotgun.
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>>145835203
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>>145835203
D E L E T
E
L
E
T
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I want to FUCK Tracer.
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>>145835416
You beat me to it.
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>enemy Pharah jumps to the sky
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>look at our Mercy
>try to shield her
>fucking fat fuck D.Va jumps on top of my crosshair
>shield D.Va instead
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>>145835216
2 sprays, 1 voice, 1 icon. 1 dupe.
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tfw girl is happy that I love her as much as she loves me and i bought all these nice things for her :3
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>tfw you're losing control
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best skin or best skin?
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It's so adorable how Mercy says "Back to square one"
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>>145835520
She's British so she gets rap... sorry, rough lovemaking from kind neighborhood sand people.
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>>145835586
sikhs are bro tier
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>>145835465
I quite like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not already present. Probably to avoid the bitching that it's copying their hook hero in Storm that has a skin like that
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>>145835603
zoopah
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>>145835586
The details on his balls are real nice.
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>be playing
>suddenly see one of my friends log on and start spectating my game immediately
>someone from enemy team drops and he gets put in
>he picks the same hero im using and does nothing but tunnel me the entire game, poorly.
>game ends, he quits the game
>refuses to admit it ever happened

Seriously what the fuck?
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>finally found a game
>choose hero
>DEFEAT

Great game.
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>>145835603
Might not want to tell your friends about that!~ :3
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>>145835603
>she respawns
>mumbles to herself and restores composure
>"i..uh.. Valkyrie oniline!"
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Who's the most Redpilled overwatch hero?
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>>145835572
>Not using B.VA

It's like you don't appreciate how great the bun is.
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>>145835572
>woman is happy when you spend money on her
wow what a twist
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>>145835763
Soldier
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>going against a premade
>our only healer is le 150 hp man of broken bones
>he ends up countering their coordinated ults right as our Genji uses dragonblade
>TEAM KILL
Sometimes
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Best character to play drunk?
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>>145835767
I normally do! It's the best one!
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>>145835586
that's the wacky recolor of an actual skin
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>>145835763
Zarya for sure. She lost family to the Omniggers after the Crisis was supposedly over.
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New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult. Enemies in range are disabled and can't move but are invulnerable. Good or bad?
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>>145835586
all of zens ult skins are good
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>>145834985

it's just latency xDDD
nothing to do with the fact the servers are 20tick
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>>145835203
That's kinda hot
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>>145835849
Reaper
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>>145835870
source
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>>145835849
I prefer reaper or bastion. Nice and ez.
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When is Junkrat going to give Mei the trap?
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>>145835942
Get out more.
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What is the point of this fucking system if it gives out garbage constantly with no option of refunding unwanted shit for currency? Level 27 and 1 Winston legendary. I don't even fucking play Winston.

At this point, I'm convinced that bought crates have a larger chance to drop pinks and golds.

>>145835305
>>145835347
>>145835416
>>145835559
Correct

>>145835571
Wrong
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>>145835978
>Aussies
>Being able to handle the cold
rer
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>>145836004
you're not my dad
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>>145835849
zenyatta
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>>145835870
well atleast it'll stop endless overtimes...
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>>145835763
Reaper.
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>killed by Hanzo or Widowmaker from full health long after I had gone two miles around a corner
>killcam shows me not ever even making it to that corner before I drop dead from a shot that should have missed
YYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>145836021
I was right down to the figures, just no dupes.
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>>145835849
junkrat
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Most underrated skin?
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>>145835849
Genji

You might be the worst player but it's fun.
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>>145836040
But Anon. I literally forget to help teammates all the time when under the influence and only think for myself. You must be a sweetheart. Are you easy to take advantage of?~
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>>145836124
>Kill cam from a hanzo that nonchalantly fires an arrow in your direction, misses horribly but you drop dead anyway.
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>>145835586
>all that red
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>>145836130
No pussy shit here anon, all or nothing.

You gamble big, you lose big.
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>>145835109
Mercy
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>>145836180
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>>145835870
>New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult.
no thank you
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nerf THIS
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>Join a game
>1:30 left on attack with 3 Hanzos on our team

Well that was cool I guess
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>>145836180
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>>145836284
Vamplettes is ugly as fuck. Stop posting this. Id way rather fuck her slutty chubby lazy mei friend
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>>145836335
psssh, nothing personell, kid
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>>145835849
Reinhardt. You really can't fuck up holding right click and swinging your bus sized hammer around.
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Does anyone else hear main combat merci ;3??? (console onlyyyy!!!!)
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Post Mei
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>>145836039
Yes I am, Kyle.
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>>145835109

going on dates with and having a healthy relationship with frequent sex
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>when someone's projectile looks like it hits me, it actually goes through me
>when someone's projectile looks like it zooms right past me, it actually hits me
Is this why I win so many Pharah air battles? This happened to me earlier today in a Pharah air battle and I was so confused by it
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Is there a better feeling then no one on your team selecting hanzo and genji?
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>>145836376
pls b my gf
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>>145836376
>gold
>ten eliminations
your team lost right? or is console really that bad
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>>145836382
You don't even know my name baka
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How come nobody ever ships junkrat with anyone?

Junkrat deserves love too
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>>145835894
But the servers aren't 20 tick.
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I don't enjoy this game very much any more.

The game is the same, but everybody playing it has become a massive cunt.

Somebody does well, a bunch of assholes accuse them of hacking.

Somebody makes a mistake, everybody screams at them like a retard, even though they're doing no better.

Have a really close game, stay on overtime for ages but lose by a tiny margin?
Everybody's fucking useless, except the screaming retard of course.

Nobody's satisfied unless you're absolutely stomping the other team 100% of the game.

Everybody's apparently the best player ever, but they always solo queue instead of making a team.


Everybody was decent in the first week or so.
What the fuck happened?
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>>145836201
No I just become very self deprecating when drunk so it makes sense for me to play the worst character in the game.
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>>145836438
we won level 50 console
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>>145836376
>Gold eliminations as Mercy

What the hell was that team doing.

Psst, i can be yuor devil or angle...
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>>145836380
best girl!
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>>145836180
Gambler.

Everyone and their mom loves Riverboat, but Gambler is so fucking fancy with the gold trim.
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>>145836376
please be in australia
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>>145836339
Paperbag that Wario face she's got going on and I'd suck her asshole.
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>>145836460
he's shipped with mei
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>>145836460
Don't
You'll wake the barafags
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do any girls want to be my gf and we can date and get married and you can dress up as mercy and i can cosplay as reinhardt and we can go to conventions and have sex in costume please
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When are they going to fix the fucking matchmaking?
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>>145836492
>Zenyatta's eyes are the blue dots on his forehead, and not the slits underneath

keeps pissing me off
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>>145836439
Just like your father doesn't.
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>>145836572

There's nothing wrong with it according to Blizzard so never.
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>tfw played so much, Bastion is dead weight most of the time.
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>>145836260

fuck off
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>>145836572
the only part of matchmaking not working is joining a game that's about to lose
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>>145836572
matchmaking is fine though
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>>145836460
r u hetero theres so much gay porn with him and his bf hoge
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>>145836460
All junkrat ships are shit though, don't encourage them. You'll see junkrat x mei fan art a lot later on because some rich swedish autist likes that pairing.
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>>145836513
Now that you say that.. Yeah... id do the same to Momo too. Im bias cuz i like women a little chub
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>>145836484
honestly I've found the community to be alright at least communication wise. I rarely see anyone bitching or yelling like a retard, and if so it's at the other team, or matchmaking servers in general. The only bad things I've found are people who don't comprehend team composition.
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>>145836460
Junkrat/Explosions are my otp senpai

I've been playing him more lately and the little excited nosies he makes sometimes are starting to turn me on
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Zenyatta skin with his orbs replaced with little Zenyatta heads when?
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>want to toblerstein
>always a reinhardt with a team that stands behind him
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>>145836507
THIS is a good mei, not flat blubbering landwhale. More if possible.
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>86% win rate with character that is mildly fun and play occasionally
>42 and 14% win rates with your favorite characters
it hurts
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>Use Q as Junkrat
>It instantly gets destroyed
>Doesn't say who killed it
>This happens even if the enemy is all dead
Is this a bug or a hack? It only happened against one team of players so I'm inclined to think someone was cheating.
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Any tips for tracer? I got one of her racing skins and it makes me really want to play her more, but I don't have a very good track record with her, be it killing, surviving, or objectifying
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>>145836642
I keep being getting 3 level 10s, a 20 and a 40 with the enemy all being over 25.
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>>145836642
I'd say make joining a losing game that lasts less than two mins from when you join shouldn't hurt your win/loss. also add extra punishment for leaving a game near the end.
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>>145836860

go

fast
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>>145836801
Could you imagine if we got a china dress costume? imagine her thighs? I would roll that shit for the rest of my OW experience
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>>145835894
Increasing server tick would help, sure. But you still have packet loss and latency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0zbpPCdhGk
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Is it really that crazy to ask a team member to adapt to a situation and swap it up?
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>50% of team damage
And people say forced 50 isn't real.
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>saw a lone reinhardt hiding behind his shield in a corner
>clipped behind him and spent a good five seconds shooting him until he died
>didn't once try to move or defend himself
Felt like murdering a puppy desu, if you're here I'm sorry
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>>145836860
Alt+F4__________________________________________
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mei players deserve to be executed in real life
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>>145836883
I keep getting put against teams full of prestige's, with me being the second to third highest on my team at 40.
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>>145836860
Just go in and abuse your teleports.
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>>145836997
heh. umad kid? ;)
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>Meh MMr since level 25
>Team insta-locks Hanzo, Tracer, Reaper, Widowmaker and Genji
>Not sure if I want to play fuccboi support or Tank
>Fuck it, go Hog
>end with 12 hooks 92% accuracy
>We managed to win with the shit comp including a Hanzo who did nothing but Ult and a Tracer that died every couple of seconds

Man, I love how one-sided Hanamura is.
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>>145835216
>just got D.Va's junker skin and salt spray

now I wait for Blizz to buff D.Va
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>>145836962

Fuck you.
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>my team has 4 level 35-45 (im a level 36), a level 20some, and a level 80some
>their team has 4 over level 100, a level 100, and a level 98
>three of them say "gg" after we get rolled extremely hard
>mention the fact that the game would be top tier if not for the ass backwards mm
>one person agrees on their team and the rest say the mm is fine, "bliz knows what theyre doing"

I really hope none of you think that the mm is fine right now.
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Is it late for Reaper usernames?
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>>145837036
*teleports behind you*
*blows out your brains*
revenge is a dish...
*uninstalls your overwatch*
...best served cold
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>>145834948
https://youtu.be/ePplLq9GFUg
Jesus christ Seagull's aim is too good
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>>145837096
It's never too late anon.
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why am I getting put against premade meme teams?

My friend and I are duo queueing into quickplay, and 3 games in a row we had v6 all dva, all roadhog, all reinhardt...

all 3 different sets of players
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LOL mei actually counters more than half this games roster
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How the fuck do I deal with Tracer as Genji?

I can deal with literally everybody but this class. She just fucking shits on me, tears me apart, rapes me and uploads it to sadpanda.
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>>145837093
it isn't but it's basically quick play so w/e
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>>145837198

love killing mei with junkrat desu
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>>145837198
if youre shit maybe.
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>>145837198
a corner with a mei around it counters the entire roster
>just le git le gud :^)
not with all these fucking corners
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>tfw i constantly see people say that overwatch is a "deep game"
are these people serious?
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>>145837225
You don't.
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>>145835109
>>145836260
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So, what's your idea for an Overwatch character?
Mine is a Talon doctor who's main ability is tossing vials of medicine that grants a paired buff and debuff to teammates it hits.
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I'm drunk. Fucking play with me
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we're 1-10 now
so much for forced 50
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>unbox the thing i bought literally a day later
Every fucking time
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>>145836460
he's Mei's love interest
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>>145837096
>Notice a reaper keeps meleeing after every kill and it looks like the most retarted shit ever.
>Ask him why thinking it's to cancel animations for a faster reload or something
>he says to add insult to injury
>k
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>>145835250
she's infertile
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>>145835978
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>>145837190
I regularly get put against Seagull's 5 stack.
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P O S T
O
S
T
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>>145837431
This is how Trashmouse shuts someone the fuck up
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>>145837267
Most character have a skill for evasion or quick movement, use those and get some distance.
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>>145837328
What the fuck's that supposed to mean? There's got to be a way to do it.
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>>145836684
>>145836284
Jesus why are girls such fucking attention whores
>>
Why is there no good Widowmaker ship art yet?
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Anyone else feel like MM was fixed since the last patch?

I keep getting more and more fair fights, fewer stacked odds, but there are still games where I get destroyed.
>>
>>145835586
ascendant is btr desu-- only 250, has a unique design & finish for a lower price on the regular skin.
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>>145837524
>Go to place
>People photograph you
>"THESE FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES"
alright
>>
What is the most reddit hero in the game?
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>>145835586
funny, that isn't Air
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>>145837513
1. hope she's terrible
2. catch her off guard at low hp
3. have your teammates do it
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>>145837563
Because LESBEANS HUUUUUURRRRRR
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>>145835978
>Junkrat cheating on his cute chubby bodyguard for a chubby ice bitch

lol
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>>145837198
Mei is LITERALLY McCree's Flash + Fan, but it's a slow stun with a guaranteed headshot.
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>>145836572
ranked will fix everything
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>>145837509
>most
>like 5 out of a roster of 21 characters
sick meme my friend, mind if I use it? ;)
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>>145837563
Because Widow is an emotionless corpse
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>>145836676
I didn't know Notch played overwatch.
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>>145837487
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>>145836628
Don't have to be so abrasive.
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>>145837524
because they dont like you anon
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>>145837631
>play as torbjorn
>just shit out a random rivet at a random corridor
>killed <tracercunt> 100*

music to my ears, almost as good as killing Meis
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>>145837497
SPLAT
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>>145836628
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>>145837621
>>
Hippityhop or Ribbit?
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>>145837380
So, the anti-Mercy then?
>>
ok if you lose against an enemy stack 3 games in a row it needs to find you a new fucking enemy stack to play against

at that point they're just farming win exp on you and it's really fucking gay that you have to be the one to forfeit consecutive exp because matchmaking is totally fucking garbage
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>>145837497
shit tracers are always free kills
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>>145837685
>Lucio
>Tracer
>Reinhardt
>Pharah
>Winston
>Junkrat
>Widowmaker
>Mercy
>Genji
>D.Va
>Soldier 76
>Reaper
>McCree
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>>145837702
Which is why Reaper would totally want in on that
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>>145837198
WHOA THERE
OH YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT MATE
LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN
CLEARING THE AREA
COME ON, HIT ME
[Wraith noises]
GET OVER HERE AND HEAL UP
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>>145837796
The gold one. Or be the best with the Gretzky skin.
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>>145836335
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>>145836534
>>145837409
>>145837431
Why though?
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>>145837702
Just like my ex wife, what's the problem?
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How are you supposed to play reaper?

I get that his shotguns go damage when close but closing the gap with him is so difficult because hes slow and most flanks are usually full of meis or some shit
>>
I thought this was a meme like forced 50 but what the fuck is with this, grey grey blue grey, lootbox meme
>>
>>145837850
dont forget mei
>>
Anybody on PC have NikalaKitty?
I added her and didn't see her message, and then she deleted me ;_;
>>
I'M FACING TOO MANY GOOD PLAYERS FUCK OFF
>>
>keep dcing even though I only spend 5 seconds in the main menu
>get in a game and check ping
>600+ ping
>end up costing my team a loss because of the constant dc'ing
>leaver penalty kicks in
What the fuck, Blizzard. I want to suffer by playing your game, not by hoping I stay in the game for more than 5 minutes.
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>>145837850
>Update
>reinhardt can be frozen while charging
>pharah and junkrat require a cooldown
>mercy requires an ally near her
>genji is literally hard countered by mei
>>>soldier
>>>reaper
>>>mccree
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>>145837934
Use the teleport to get behind. Make sure you're not seen from either end when you do so.
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>>145837934
1. Be good
2. Don't be a shitter
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this games a neverending nightmare
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chi le ba
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>>145837928
Have you not heard their interactions?
She's a total tsundere for him.

>>145837932
I wish I had loved and lost like you, at least that way I'd know it's eternal love.
>>
>enemy team average rank 107
>my team average 43

the matchmaking in this game is fucking terrible, got gold medal as reinhardt for 3 eliminations
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>>145838013
>Be Genji
>die
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>>145837513
get in her face
right click
melee
dash
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>>145838013
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>>145838002
>Healing Done as Roadhog

Don't tell me the game counts self healing for that stat, that's just dumb.
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>cheers luv! the cavalry's 'ere!
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>>145837563
>ship art
>good

Pick one.
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>>145837989
>Mei can be killed by charging
>pharah and junkrat can explode
>who gives a damn
>still a dash
>sprint
>debuff immunity
>WOAH THERE
>>
>>145838035
I haven't actually. What do they say? Also, is there an interaction between McCree and D.Va? Wondering why I see art of them as well.
>>
>>145838013
DOJO
PUSH IT UP~
>>
>>145837964
>try to play the game
>get put on the team with people who have no idea what game they're even playing
>the enemy team is perfectly coordinated
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>>145837497
Had a similar experience today after a garbage ult
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What's a battletag that's absolutely guaranteed to induce rage?
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>>145837685
1.Mcree-use flashbang, fan and roll away if she survives.
2.Genji- dash
3.Pharah- jumpboost or e
4.winston- jump
5. Zarya -shield
6.Reinhart - charge or take it like a man
7.DVA - boost
8. Roadhog, hook & shoot or just shoot
9. Junkrat- Mine
10. Mei- shield then icewall
11.widowmaker- hook
12.mercy glide to teamate
13. Lucio push her away, speedboost and gtfo
14. Reaper- invincibility

Snipers should be far enough back to avoid her
Healers should be with teammates
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>tfw no overwatch friends
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>>145838182
SHUTUPPUSSY
>>
>>145838116
I've heard one personally.
>Junkrat: Just looking at you makes me cold!
>Mei: Maybe you should look somewhere else >:(
>>
>>145838182
Genji
only play genji
play badly
>>
>>145838109
>Mei can be killed by charging
yeah maybe if she's preoccupied freezing the rest of my team
She can LITERALLY make and BECOME A FUCKING
and mei slows you by 15% fucking percent by tapping you with her M1. Soldier can't escape that, retard
>>
>>145837928
Why Mercy and Pharra, why 76 and Mercy , why any of them without more lore?
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>>145836245
>>145836021
>tfw when you have several legendary skins and you're only level 20
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What did he mean by this?
>>
What's the best defense hero for attack?
>>
>>145838182
AlwaysHanzo
>>
>>145838243
soldier or not, that's still over 5 heroes
learn to count, Genji
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>>145838064
>that slow fall
All around me are familiar faces
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>>145838209
join the club.
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>>145838182
If only killfeeds were like they were in 2004.

It'd say stuff like "A pregnant cow killed you"
>>
>>145838243
>AND BECOME A FUCKING

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>145838209
i bet you're a cool guy and all, but I want a cool GIRL, understand?
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>>145838173
Holy shit
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>>145838312
Junkrat and bastion
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>>145838195
76 can survive as well, though it's not mobility wise. Just drop a healing beacon down and outheal her damage while she yells in angry chinese while you thaw and sprint away
>>
>>145838209
>>145838321
>I don't know how to read /owg/ ID list
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>>145838169
>Get into a game with a Hanzo and a Widowmaker in my team
>We are attacking in Gibraltar
>The enemy team has a Toblerone
>Neither of our snipers destroys the turret even when it's literally in plain view.
Why? Just why?
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>its another our genji is bad their genji is good episode
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>>145838240
I'm pleasantly surprised when picrelated happens
>>
>>145837621
Lucio
>literally-reddit skin
>support, mainable and role of choice for betas playing the victim
>just the right amount of overpowered to make ribbitors feel special/skilled without people complaining
>ebin free PotGs from knockback kills to farm upboats
>>
What's the best Reinhardt skin?
>>
>>145838414
>Just drop a healing beacon down and outheal her damage
No fuck that, I've TRIED THAT, you literally can NOT outheal the fucking HEADSHOT she does.
>>
>>145838109
Mei can freeze a sprinting soldier before he leaves her range.
Hell, Mei can freeze a speed boosted amped up Lucio, it's ridiculous
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>>145837796
Vermelho.
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>>145838347
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>>145838247
76 and Mercy is vanilla as fuck and Pharmecy is just cute. Junkrat and Mei is pretty random though.
>>
>>145838084
It does, and also helps Roadhog get on fire.
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>>145838434
>neither of our snipers
>multiple snipers
this is why, only a shitter wouldn't change
>>
>>145838284
>no CC in the settings for this video
>6:22
"Old system that we had in beta leaned fully towards progression..."
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>>145838209
I was in a discord call with them. They all wished I was dead.

I was actually in the ICU when they told me this.
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>>145838475
Really? I've managed to survive because I'll be topped off and she only gets one shot before I'm outta there.
>>
>>145838454
>it's a "two genjis only 1v1 all game"
>you'll never have as much fun as those two genjis
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>>145838520
>call
discord is not skype faggot
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>>145838284
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How do it mute everyone. I don't wanna be rightfully bullied for being bad
>>
>>145838497
I'm good with Roadhog because I'm always on fire with him!
>>
>Used to play with some friends in the beta, felt like I was playing decently and had a ton of fun
>Now I'm finally the first of my friends to actually buy it playing solo feels pretty bad and I'm getting matched against level 80s straight away

Well shit. I'm guessing the solution is to just find a group again? I remember things going better before
>>
>>145838474
BunParagon
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>It's a double symmetra on KOTH episode
I don't know anybody who likes this episode why does it keep airing?
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>>145838518
you wouldnt know fun if it hit you in the eye asshole
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>>145838474
Any that exhibit his lovely macho face
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>Pick roadhoge
>constantly reel Pharah from the air in with my hook and btfo her

feels good
>>
>>145838173
>STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
>>
>>145838567
press P, click on the headset and chat box>
>>
>>145838548
They're both means of voice communication you autist. Same difference.
>>
>>145838490
>tfw you suddenly realize that "a fucking" can now be used as a noun to describe a coitus event
>>
>>145837565

I had a game with lvl 20-25 ppl on one team against multiple lvl 220-240 players.

I don't even know how to respond to this. The 20-25s got shit stomped into oblivion.
>>
>>145838564
is that a turd?
>>
the loot system is fucking retarded.
it needs to be like GW2, where once you get something you don't get fucking duplicates.
Also, fucking voice lines need to be removed from loot draws.
>>
>>145838618
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
BZZ
BZZZZZZZ
BZ
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ENEMY TELEPOR- UHHG
>>
>>145837387
No one? I just want to shit talk on the mic and actually play in a group for once
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdMwq8xFWW4

enjoy my friends :)
>>
>get matched against a 6 stack over and over again throughout 2 hours
>i have all 6 on avoid, yet it still matches me with them
Oh boy solo queue, where I won't get matched with stacks!
This game is very quickly waning in fun factor.
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>>145838564
>playing with friend on mystery heroes brawl
>get D.Va
>just activate self destruct randomly and leave the thing there
>friend says "wow do you really think you'll kill anything with that"
>it explodes
>ELIMINATED <faggot1> 100
>ELIMINATED <faggot2> 100
>ELIMINATED <faggot3> 100
>>
>>145838567
Daily reminder to disable Match Chat every time you log on to Overwatch.

Improve your video game experience today!
>>
>>145838567
I have not once in 76 levels heard any pubs use the mic. I skype call when I have my friends all on.
>>
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Post and rate
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>>145838474
blackhardt
>>
>>145838679
i'd prefer to get duplicate sprays or voices then a different one.
>>
>>145838695
i dont wanna kill your buzz dude, but nobody here actually plays the game
>>
>>145838695
I'll add you. What's your battle tag?
>>
>>145838182
Orlando
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>>145838173
>That visible shaking then smooth afterwards
Did he spook you Anon?
>>
>>145838667
Mate if that's what your shits look like you need to change up the diet
>>
>>145838647
>same difference
who's the autist now
>>
>>145838695
I have acute gastritis from drinking too much during E3
>>
>>145838621
Next time make it harder to debunk, friendo
>>
>>145838801
I mean... haha sometimes but not always you know? lol not like that but sometimes you just let out a grenade you know? perfectly oval and heavy.
>>
>>145838748
all dogshit
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>>145838845
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>>145838627
>Pick pharah
>constantly fly above Roadhogs and watch them miss their hooks
feels great
>>
>>145838797
maybe
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>See this

What do?
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Why is Reinhardt on Defense so BETA?
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>>145838730
>See enemy roadhog
>Know he's going to go for that instant hook on my big model
>Nerf this
>He hooks
>FIRE AT WILL
>Get the Dva achievement at level 54
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id do anything for a legendary healslut skin
>>
>>145835713
nice
>>
>>145838953
>pick Reinhardt
>ignore silly Roadhogs and Pharahs to fight the enemy Rein to death
feels like justice
>>
>>145838953
>syke out a Roadhog
>he misses his hook
>free headshots for 5 seconds
>he doesn't bother using his M2
I love it.

I love the Roadhogs who don't even hook as well.
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>>145838209
I will be your friend, friend.
>>
>>145838797
no, he probably plays on a retardedly high parkinsons sens like most of the shitter anons here who are in the elo trashcan
>>
>>145838967
>double the vision
>turret turret turret
Pick Reinhardt and stand in front of one of the turrets.
>>
>every game
>enemy team has balanced team composition
>own team has has Hanzo, Genji, Widowmaker, McCree and Junkrat

I swear to god it happens all the fucking time.

Why is there no mode where a decent team composition is forced?
>>
>>145838967
At that level, win

I'm not going to pretend I'm in an MMR where its beatable, I've literally never beaten a composition like that when attacking the 2nd point of Volskaya
>>
>>145838967
>some guy meme arrowing
leave the game
>>
>>145839049
Well, he is playing Trashmouse in the webm...
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>>145838967
>58fps
>79c
>>
>>145801110
>I think when you're in wraith mode you can't cap or anything.
Friendly reminder that this guy is wrong and you can cap/contest objectives while in wraith form.
>>
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>>145838748
>Those colors
Are you taking pictures of your screen or just using some garbage filter?
>>
>double tracer on koth
this is cancer
>>
>>145839138
you know people use irony triangles all over the internet now right
>>
>>145839229
Colorblind mode. I have bad eyes.
>>
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torbjörn is so fucking shit lol
>>
> when you die on the point no one else gets frags and they all die too
.>:^D stop
>>
>>145839196
It's because my monitor is 60hz
I get 90 fps otherwise.

Also 80° is fine on GPU
>>
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>>145839234
>5 Meis and a Mercy on koth
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>>145839284
>molten core behind the enemy team
>no one cares about the glowing dwarf since he's just a fucking dwarf
>TEAM KILL
>>
>>145839296
>80° is fine on GPU
>>
>>145837616
>Just a photograph
>poses to emphasize ass and tits
>not an attention whore

not saying it's a bad thing but not admitting there attention whores is fucking retarded.
>>
>>145838748
>>
>>145838967
pick rheindhart, or go toblerone/bastion
>>
>>145839384
80° is perfectly normal you fucking retard. This isn't 2003
>>
>>145839369
I fucking hate koth.
I really wish I could filter it out.
>>
>>145839256
people use internet savant cones to say "hey I come from the good ol' 'chon! i'm a certified cool guy" except you are definitely not cool for browsing this shitty website anyway
anyone who uses green 4chan funnels outside of 4chan deserve to fucking die
>>
>ice wall blocking a doorway expires
>There's three people staring right at me
>instinctively hit reflect
>kill them all
>unlock a spray
Holy shit
>>
>>145839441
lol
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>>145839284
Don't talk shit about Toblerone.
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>>145838564
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>>145839049
That would've been my first guess, but his mouse look becomes incredibly smoother once he turns around.
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>>145839369
>5 Meis and a Mercy
>on koth
I'm pretty sure just a Pharah/Lucio combo could counter that entire cast
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOaXSVZVTM

I heard that Blizzard is adding ranked rewards, including golden guns and shit. Where exactly in this video is that mentioned? Can't be arsed to watch it right now. Point out the timestamp if you know where.
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>>145839503
I love these
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>>145836507
>>145836380
I want Mei to have my babies.
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>>145839405
I wish I could erase those two skins from my inventory.
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>>145839575
10:20
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>>145839630
she's infertile like the rest of the female cast
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>>145836684
Her body is begging to be impregnated.
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Don't mind me, just posting the sexiest spray in the game.
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>Trying to get good with Genji

Sometimes I think I do pretty well but then I eat shit incredibly hard over and over.
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>>145839567
>Mercy literally untouchable the whole game jumping from Mei to Mei and getting behind ice walls.
>Somehow we kill 3 Meis.
>"Retards never die"
>Infinite freezing.
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>two tracers on enemy koth team
>me and a buddy go two roadhogs and just hook them until they swap
stop playing cancer
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>>145839484
EKSDEEEEEEE

Kill yourself.
Every Titan X runs at 80°c
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>>145839575
Oh dear...

They're going to go full Valve on this and make skins a thing after everyone gets their golden weapons.

>Diablo marketplace when?
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FUCKING NERF MEI

she's a sniper, a tank, a healer, does crowd control and freezes your ass

she's a menace
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>>145839726
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>>145839726
massive hands
fucked up looking face
fucked up neck
huge man shoulders
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>>145839774
Not being a shitter is a pretty hard counter to mei.
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>>145839759
Because Nvidia won't let people manufacture non-reference Titans, those cards are designed from the factory to suffer heat death. Why? So you buy the next Titan. You are sincerely retarded.
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>yfw get gold Healing as Reaper
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>>145839727
all you need is to suck through the entire game and then just wander into an entire enemy team stuck in a black hole
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Speed boosting a reaper is a fun time.
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>It's another "lolbabs complains about Mei not being nerfed" episode
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>>145839829
No you're fucking retarded.
My GTX770 has been running at 80° for 4 years you fucking mouthbreather.

90° is where it gets critical
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>>145837932
Kek
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>>145839928
lol
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>>145839720
Is that your fetish or something? None of them are infertile
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>>145839728
Never
>mfw enemies finally catch me and knock me off my heatstreak at 99%
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>>145839963
Fertile*
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>>145839732
>>145839964
wrong quote
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>>145839714
Anon pls

They're all very fertile.
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>>145839868
>that tracer bitch at the beginning
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>>145840084
Nope
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>>145840026
Fight me you son of a bitch, I will impregnate your butthole
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>saw someone with more deaths than eliminations today

HOW?! HOW DO YOU DO IT?? Have you seen any shitter this bad?
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>>145839963
>impregnating
>fetish

What do you think the point of sex is?
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>>145838495
Still it contradicts them saying there is only one gay hero, people still ship two of them. People will jump mental hoops for shipping.
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>>145840173
If they're playing Mercy thats fairly common
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This game is giving me serious anger issues like no game has in years.
One of the most frustrating MP experiences ever created and 9 times out of 10 its shit that you literally cant control.
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>>145840173
You missed the point completely. That anon clearly has a thing for women who can't be impregnated. Don't you greentext me I love impregnation
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>>145839868
>TFW I love Junkrat and I want to get good with him and I only just started playing the game so I'm in the low MMR fun pit

I fully intend to be awful down here till I get better on him because if I tried hard to play meta and climb then I'd end up with skilled players and then realize I'm in an awful place to try anything new and then the fun oh god where did the fun go.
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>>145840223
it's a casual mode in a casual as fuck game, why are you getting angry over it? it's the exact opposite for me, getting matched with edward with no mic on counterstrike at a global level was anger inducing. this game just makes me laugh instead of get mad
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>>145839948
lol ololo lolo lo l olol

why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>145840223
Is this the first game you've played in years?
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>>145840223
>One of the most frustrating MP experiences ever created and 9 times out of 10 its shit that you literally cant control.

spoken like a true shitter LMAO

git gud immature faggot
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10514972
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>unlock cute d.va
>its fucking shit

Are achievements useful at all, they got numbers next to them but I've no idea where its relevant.

also pic related its the best d.va spray.

public chat is pretty awkward
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>>145840269
Why would you ever intentionally want to impregnate someone and spawn a money vampire that ruins your life?
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>>145840371
Where's the "I never played that shitty game" option?
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>>145840371
leaguefags fuck off
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>>145840223
Anon that's why you make sure whatever you're playing as is fun, and if you're unable to focus the objective because your team isn't either, then switch up your tactics to simply maximize your "positive" interaction with the enemy for your own amusement.

Personally as junkrat I frequently end up in situations where my corpse goes flying off in some direction WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPECTACULAR BASED BLIZZARD FOR HAVING GREAT RAGDOLLS
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>>145840371
>league
lmao
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1-12
gonna play until 5 wins then i get to go to bed
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can someone post that D.va webm?

You know the one.
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>>145840413
There is none because you clearly have based on the shitpost levels in this thread.
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I haven't played in over a week. Did they fix Mcree and D.va yet?
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>double soldier is the new double mccree

ah yes far less cancerous
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>>145840320
why are you so angry? is it because your GPU is hot enough to cook an egg? or could it be because you're using a monitor with a refresh rate from the late 1900s?
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reminder that high elimination count is bad because you aren't ending games fast
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>>145840496
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>145840464
I got u senpai
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i'm not having that much fun with the game anymore

so i'm going to play nothing but junkrat for the rest of my life
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>>145840529
What if I'm on defense anon?
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>>145840393
Anon please, it's the risk that is hot. Abortions can always be done too
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>>145840557
Is that a yes?
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>>145840520
Isn't older refresh rate technically 144 because crts?
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>>145840464
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>>145840496
mcree is now useless
D.va is still useless
widow pretty much the same, but now to kill zeny T she follows up with an uncharged bodyshot.
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>>145840492
I've never touched the game nigga
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>>145840464
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>>145838779
Chernobyte#1672

That goes for anyone who wants to play drunkwatch
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>>145840596
No, millennials fuck off
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>>145840496
delete this
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>>145840392
>people like scavenger and junker D.va
What the fuck is wrong with you rednecks?
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>>145840587
>I like the thrill of possibly creating life so that I can then end it.
A fetus isn't a person but that's still a little eehhhh.
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>>145840605
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>>145840496
McCree and Widow have been nerfed. McCree doesn't instagib tanks anymore and Widow can't one shot bodyshot 150 hp heroes. D.va buffs weren't in this patch but it should be in the next.
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>>145838748
What's wrong with your graphics
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>>145840223
I just stopped giving a fuck and started playing shit like McCree or Genji. If we're gonna lose the match anyways I might aswell play with something that I find mildly entertaining.
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>>145840623
>mcree is now useless
he's still good
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>Reaper mains are some of the chillest mains
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> when you switch chars and it's just the right counter to push through and win the game for the team

was struggling with a hanzo, genji, rein, and mercy.

solution? heated ape schlong
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>>145840676
>He doesn't like midriffs
how long have you been gay anon?
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>>145840676
>implying I didn't just equip the legendary because it dropped
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>>145840713
>70DPS with 100% accuracy is good
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>>145840680
Well I'd love to start a family with some of the Overwatch girls if you have a problem with it
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>>145840748
Daily reminder that reaper players are fucking scum
>jump around and hold mouse 1
>get kills
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>>145840676
There's a charm to old rustbuckets put together with spare parts that still work really well.
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>have a gold for eliminations, damage done, and objective time
>team won't stop yelling at me to switch to Mercy or Lucio
Why can't you guys do it?
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>>145840748
reapers are either young genuine edgelords who chat rage or guys who embrace the silly and know how to tank bust and flank
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>>145840707
>>145839281
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LES HEEAR DOS GÖNS :::';;;;;;;;;;;;;'_________-----------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Who is your favorite toon, /owg/?

Mei is mine.
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>>145840801
too bad they're all infertile
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>>145840794
guess what, you can still click on heads with him because left click exists and his stun still has a lot of utility so mccree isn't useless at all
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>>145840861
Ah that sucks

Does Zarya's industrial skin still look like shit
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>>145840794
>class designed to burst down squishes
>muh DPS
do you only play bastion? just spray across the map as widow instead of sniping?
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>>145839831

>take damage on purpose
>heal on cooldown
>call my lucio shit for not having gold healing

BULLY HUES
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>>145840868

EBIN

MOAR MEMES
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>>145840703
Ty anon.
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>>145840878
>toon
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>>145840794
>What are headshots
>What is fan still does 270 damage
>What is flash is still the best genji tracer dicking move in the game
git gud
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Are there transcripts for the German voice lines?
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What's your player icon?
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>>145840821
Where on the doll did the Reaper touch you?
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>>145840887
I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU
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>>145840892
>140 DPS with 100% accuracy and 100% headshot ratio is good
lmao
>>
>every time Zenyatta uses his ult I picture that fucking spurdo image and I can't focus at all
Send help
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>>145840946
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Junkrat takes skill.
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>>145840956
>hold down m1 down a narrow hallway as reaper
>get potg
Fuck Reaper players
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>>145840771
I dig B.Va more than her junker skins. I don't fuck my cousin like you people do..
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>>145840713
Nah he's shit, just wait people will complain about tracer before long.
and you'll know it's because they gutted her only real counter.
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WHO /GG EZ/ HERE???????????
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>>145840878
none
new heroes when
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>join random solo queue match
>koth map
>hanzo insta-locker on our team
>end up having to go support as lucio
>our team is totally disorganized
>first round we get fucking wrecked
>second round comes
>see some low level idiot trying to tell us what to do
>round starts, we manage to cap the point until about 50%
>manage to push 4 people off the point with sonic blast
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>enemy still manages to cap
>keep dying, speed boosting e, rinse and repeat
>ult on the point, only other team member with me dies
>get gangbanged by 5 enemies
>overtime comes
>we're at ~70% so mabye there's a chance
>overtime lasts for about 4 minutes
>1 team member disconnected at the last second
>we lose
>despite killing 4 people on point and ulting, potg goes to enemy pharah whose killed 2 people with her ult and died
>i'm the only one with a card on our team
>entire team leaves, no one votes
>FOUR (4) FUCKING GOLD MEDALS AS LUCIO including a silver in damage done

fuck me in the ass, /owg/
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>>145839000

holy shit same thing happend to me

it was on a king of the hill map right ?
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>tfw you are the worst player in /owg/
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>my first 10 upvote card after getting a 5k with McCree's ult post-nerf

Fuck yes
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>>145841020

Considering how floaty his primary fire is he actually does

There is absolutely nothing he can do against a good genji or tracer who know to sperg around enough to avoid your conc mine
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>>145841020
junk has low skill floor and higher ceiling

anyone can spam nades and get splash assists. getting direct hits and good bounces and effectively using traps and mines are the real key to his power.
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>>145841040
You realize that McCree counters Tracer 100% as effectively as he always has right?

You don't even need to fan after flashing to kill her, just flash and headshot her and it's 100% dead EVERY time.
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>>145841062
At this point I feel like I'd better off just instantly leaving any game where a teammate picks genji or hanzo.
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>>145841094
mccrees ult didnt get a nerf
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>>145840713
More importantly, McCree is still fun
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>>145837487
Whats it like being a 76 main?
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>>145841040
>flashbang tracer
>headshot leftclick
and there's a dead tracer
Even flashbang and then FtH will kill a Tracer
I don't know what you're complaining about
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>>145841139
I have the White Hat skin but it just looks tacky.
I'm using Ebony.
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>>145841062
Shit man, I know that feel. I just played a game as rein and no one attacked the objective for 4 minutes straight
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>tfw you say gg ez every win to trigger redditors
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>>145836180
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>>145841190
should say it when you lose too
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>>145841056
wow can u just not?!?!?!?
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>>145840976
>muh dps
one headshot and a few clicks on the body is all it takes, you should learn to aim buddy

i mean if you think he's useless because he can no longer burst down tanks with ease i don't know what to tell you
>>145841040
they didn't gut her real counter because you're able to get an easy headshot on tracers after a flash

please don't tell me you relied on FTH to kill tracers
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>>145840946
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>>145840946
Widowmakers kiss mark, but I'd rather get that pancake one
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>>145841191
Menoth can go and stay go.
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>>145841181
>Play offensive/defensive hero
>Team keeps dying
>Play tank/support
>Team never fucking groups up or plays the objective
Why do so many fucking retards exist and why do I keep getting matched with them?
>>
How is it humanly possible to be bad at Winston?

The shit I've seen makes me legit fear humanity's future
>>
>>145841191
This is the best Rein skin
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>>145841062
TEAM UNGA ME BUNGA
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>>145841190
>tfw silenced for a day but still doing it

what are they gonna do? ban me?
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>>145840676
They just look great to me, not sure why. I just like the shape of em compared to the other mekas
>>
>me hooley
>team dooley
>lose
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>>145841302
lack of gamesense
>>
>>145841302
>those Winstons that jump into a group of enemies with no teammates around and just run at you until they die
>they repeatedly do this and keep dying over and over again mindlessly
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>>145840896
It's worse. It makes the red parts pink.
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I'm consistently the lowest or second lowest level player on my team and it's gotta STOP
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>>145841118
>>145841168
>>145841214

We'll see tracer mains, We'll see...
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>Have brain problems
>Decide to try and see if Overwatch is easy enough to play
>People yell at me for doing things but I don't know what I'm doing wrong
>See person playing the same thing I am
>He can do all these crazy things like make his arrows explode into more arrows

H-how do you do those things? My friends said this game was easy but I just can't figure it out and I'm too scared to ask them even though they know about my condition they'll think I'm stupid even for me ;_;
>>
>>145841302
Here's how to be bad at Winston
>Take on other tanks without support
>Jump into groups of high damage short range heroes with decent hp
>Forget to jump out when your HP gets low and die like a retard
>Hide inside your shield and don't move out of it when an enemy walks in
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>>145841190
I can't take gg ez seriously since dota. there's always somebody ironically using it every time anything happens.
>ez tp, ez ult, ez gank, ez runes, ez farm, ez sunstrike, ez items.
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What is the best one man army hero and why is it hog?
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>>145841190
>tfw I instalock Genji/Hanzo/Widow/Tracer to set spergs off then switch to who I want to play
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>>145841139
>That feel when a Tracer recalls, and you shoot exactly where they were a few moments ago, killing them when the recall finishes
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>>145841416
Hanzo can use a scatter arrows ability. There's a hotkey for it. Press the button and let it rip
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>koth
>lose first point barely
>win second point barely
>lose control of first point, everyone dies at once
>they're all ahead of me because I died last (as usual) and I say "don't go in alone, group up first"
>they all run in one by one and die. over. and over. and over. the entire game.
>only one on my team to get a card, over 30% of team's damage

oh well. maybe someday people will learn. I have been getting more and more better games lately.
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>>145840946
The Sylvanas one.
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>>145841403
i don't play tracer that much at all i'm just saying mccree is still capable of killing tracers with ease provided you can aim and/or press e
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>>145841438
>Decent DPS
>Strong heals
>High healthpool

I'd also argue S76 is a decent one man army too
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>tfw you get POTG as Lucio
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I got good with Genji and I'm very proud of myself for doing so.
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>>145841302
>playing as Pharah on Nepal, the map with the giant pillar in the middle
>flying in the air when suddenly a fucking level 140 Winston jumps out of nowhere
>start running away from him and occasionally shooting a rocket or two at him
>eventually go mid and he tries to chase me around the pillar
>he gets me down to 20 hp and then I kill him
>get healed by friendly Lucio
>type "lol winston" in chat
He managed to get 43 eliminations that match. I feel like Winston is the class people play when they're having a bad day and want to inflate their KDR
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>>145841438
We should get some of that delicious roadhog art in this thread

Please big papi
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>>145841358
>me shiggity
>team diggity
>we lose
I got to back it up.
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>>145840946

I play on console so I can't screencap
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>>145836180
Reaper's Blood. Zarya's Dawn. Winston's Horizon.
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>>145841416
You can do a custom match on your own to try out hero abilities to your heart's content.
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>>145841436
because it's something you say as a joke

but faggot redditors are actually buttmad over it

so say it as often as you can

>>145841416
>people will respond seriously to this post
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>>145841061
I'm going to guess, shot-in-the-dark, September.
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>>145841525
But anon, both consoles have a screenshot function
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>>145841416
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>On attack
>Instalock Genji every game
>On defense
>Instalock Hanzo every game
>あたしの顔
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>>145841509
Genderswapped Lucio skins when
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>>145836860
Never stop moving, if anyone ever sees you long enough to focus you you're in trouble.

Don't forget to abuse your E to heal up even small amounts of damage, unless they have one particular ability you want to save it for (e.g. Roadhog's hook).

Don't chase kills, hit and away is the name of the game, you can always come back later.

If they have a healer, especially a Mercy, kill her first or don't even bother trying.

When you have the bomb ready, it's worth commiting a bit more to make sure it sticks, preferably to someone who can't run away from the rest. Avoid Roadhog, since it's not enough to kill him for some fucktarded reason.
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>>145841079
Look at it this way: nowhere to go but up.
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>>145841516
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get legendary for least played hero
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Cdizzy#1301 Best Genji (in AFrica) add for free wins
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>>145841416

That's sad sweetie. What's your self-diagnosed problem exactly?
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>>145840878
Reinhardt and Roadhog are both actually just fucking gigantic. Like, 8 foot tall 250kg gigantic.
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>>145841573
o-oh...
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>>145841635
It's not enough to kill any of the tanks in one bomb because it does 400 damage. Also yeah, not worth it to stick Roadhog because he has selfheal.
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I'M ONLY LEVEL 60 AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE THE LAUNCH

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
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>Play on that greekKOTH map
>Spend my entire time as Pharra just Eing this poor Hanzo into the pit constantly.
Bullying is fun.
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>>145841715
solo
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WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING BAD AT VIDEO GAMES

JUST STOP BEING FUCKING BAD AT VIDEO GAMES
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>>145840676
I like the midriff, if it had a different hairstyle i'd prefer it.
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>>145841715
I've been playing since the launch as well and I'm only Level 37
It's mostly because I don't play too often because I have other shit to do, and also at times when I can play Overwatch I can't play it enjoyably because I'm getting matched in 150 ping servers
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>>145841509
>Finally got to see my Lucio highlight reel today
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>>145841062
>solo queue
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>>145841743
only when you stop getting mad at people being bad at video games
I mean damn, it's just a video game
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>>145841715
I'm level 91 and I've been playing since launch, however it's a combination of solo queueing and the occasional premade
>>145841743
Your teammates probably think the same about you
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>me top unga pro
>team bunga zero skill
>muh team comp
Why do people get mad at whatever hero you pick in this casual FPS? And why are people taking this shit so seriously?
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>>145841167
Pretty comfy. I fit in nearly every situation.
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>>145841697
>that pic
Talon doin work
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>mccree nerfed so shitters don't autopick him
>mccree's best counter nerfed so you can get ez kills again

lmfao holy shit this is great

unless there's a genji

fuck them
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>>145841715
Premade parties give a 20% EXP bonus. Medals also give set amounts of EXP, and chaining multiple games (without leaving or backfilling) gives a set amount of EXP.

Levels are not indicative of skill, only playtime and EXP grinding. If you want to EXP grind, choose a character in a class (attack, defense, tank, support) that does not have any other players on your team and proceed to get the gold medals for that class.
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>>145838853
>>145840656
Bamp? I'm ready to talk shit with you fags
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quiz time did the enemy roadhog get hooked?
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>>145841725
I've been playing solo since launch and I'm level 130.
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>>145841516
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>>145841793
they're retards that care so much about a casual quickplay winrate lmao
>>145841845
no
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>>145841438
>tfw I stumble into a group of randoms that all decide to go all Roadhog on Hanamura defense.

Was the funnest shit, we actually came ridiculously close to winning too, all of us popping our Ult's at the same time nearly every time. Even when the other team went almost full Reaper to try and counter us, we still kept slaughtering them.
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>>145841845
No because the reticule wasn't on him
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>>145841793
ooga*
booga*
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>>145841715
I'm sorry you probably have some form of a social life, or at the very least you have things you need to do.
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>>145841782
>Your teammates probably think the same about you
GOLD MEDALS FOR ELIMINATIONS AND OBJECTIVE TIME AS A FUCKING LUCIO
I'M SURE THEY DO
I'M SURE THEY THINK THE SAME THING ABOUT ME BECAUSE IF THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDED ENOUGH TO BE BAD AT VIDEO GAMES THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THAT TOO
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>>145841793
>why are people taking this shit so seriously?

Because everything else in their life hasn't gone how they wanted it to, and they feel like video games are at least their last chance to be good at something since they wasted their life on them up to this point anyway, and when it starts to fall apart as well they realize they just aren't good at anything and it drives them into a spiral.
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>>145841845
I'm gonna say yes
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>>145841871
Yes, because Roadhog is in the middle of his aerial animation, which unless the guy decided to jump straight out of a doorway when there's an enemy roadhog in front of him, is the result of a successful pull.
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ME UNGA TEAM BUNGA
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>>145841912
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>>145841858
>Roadhog will never go whole hog on your yaoihole
Why even live
>>145841906
>GOLD MEDALS FOR ELIMINATIONS AND OBJECTIVE TIME AS A FUCKING LUCIO
In that case you're getting matched with retards, it happens anon

Though it happens too often, so much that I only play support with friends
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>>145841495
>with ease

A good Tracer will just bait your flashbang and teleport around you.
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>>145841961
How do you think I know?
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>>145841906
Gold medals for eliminations do not matter in a game that awards eliminations for assists. How about you pay attention to actually important stats, especially since you're support, which show up below all of the medal circlejerking?
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>>145841912
Honestly, this
I'm genuinely depressed, and video games are my way of escaping it, so I take games way too seriously
I wish that wasn't the case
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>>145841516
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVYqKSqJBp8
Comparison between english and russian voice over.
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>>145841981
and a good mccree will just make the tracer rewind with left clicks, and finish her off with a well aimed headshot if the tracer chooses to commit to fighting
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>>145841845

>hooking enemy hog first
>ever

the mark of a bad hog player

never hook enemy hog first if he is alone, let the shitter hook you then just m1>hook>m1 him for free kill

he cant cancel m1 with hook while you can so he only gets 1 shot off because hook always favors hog for first hit
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where will you be when the cyka blyat hits?
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>>145842005
If it makes you feel any better, you can always take that rage that happens when you lose and publicize it in the form of a viral video on YouTube to secretly gain shekels.

Usually works.
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>>145841858
>>145841675
>>145842043

>MFW when you call upon them these threads have some of the best based anons ever

Thanks for being so reliable what few diamonds there are in this general.
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>Competitive mode coming soon
>We'll soon be able to see that all these shitters complaining about their teams are actually terrible themselves
>The thread will soon be full of trenchies complaining that it's their teammates faults they're stuck in the trench
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>>145840587
>Mercy urgently squeals in your ear to take it out quickly
>her legs conversely scissor lock tightly around your waist
>instantly knock her up as your insubordinate load shoots deep into her unprotected womb
>she gets play of the game
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>that one friend who keeps picking Genji even though hes fucking terrible at Genji
Im pretty sure we all have that friend.
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>>145841971
You just have to believe
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Which female hero has the biggest poops on average
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>>145838418
>adding any of those meme queens
It's like you're asking for trouble.
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>>145838116
>>145838234
There's also this one:
>Mei: You're just a no-good bully. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?
>Junkrat: Oh, that's cold.

But I feel like this comes across as actual animosity, not just being tsun.
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>>145839868

I hope they add more recolors fo the basic skins in the future. I want my purple genji.
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>>145842187
It's even worse because I'm actually good at Genji so I know exactly what he's doing wrong.
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>>145842235
zarya
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>>145842235
Either Symmetra or Zarya because Zarya eats a lot of meat to keep her muscles healthy
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>>145842174
>implying any one will care about ranked in a game with 20 tick rate and all the one shot abilities that exist
Have fun dealing with the exact same cheese comps every single game. Cant wait for you try hards to be in a different matchmaking than the rest of us
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>>145842235
oh great, actual shit posting


Zarya, girl is Russain which means weird food, and she has a higher caloric intake that all of the cast
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What does the name of Roadhog's ultimate mean? Is his gun named Hog?
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>>145842235
D.Va. All those doritos make for large stinky misshaped shits. Her asshole probably sprays the entire fucking toilet bowl
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>>145842235
Zarya. She has to eat a ton of meat for protein to keep up her muscle mass.
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>>145842174

>tfw going to ride into the top tier with hog

cant wait
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>>145842273
t. Trench
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>>145842273
Blizzard are working on 60 tick rate and hopefully that comes soon
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>>145842270
why Symmetra ?
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>>145842164
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>>145842235
Mei and since she's chinese she literally just shits wherever she is the moment the mood strikes
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Fucks sake Rein players.
Your shield makes these enemy ults useless if by some miracle it goes on the other side of your shield:
D.VA, McREEE, S76, Trashmouse, Rein, T. Racer and to a lesser degree, Roadhog.
You may also save lives if you get sucked into Zaryas ult.
KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD UP
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>>145842292
>actual shit posting
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>>145836936
If you're green, and not red, I'd probably switch if we're struggling. But every time some faggot hanzo wants to play captain and dictate who plays what I deliberately stick to my shitty pick just to spite him. Worth the loss imo, if nothing else I can practice.
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>>145842384
Because shitty forced memes.

But shitty forced memes are fitting for this conversation.
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>>145842390
DIE FAGGOT
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>Genjis deflect affects explosives
But why
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How the fuck am I supposed to make use of Winston's ult?

I thought it'd be useful for leaping into the backlines and taking out bastions or turrets, but apparently the knockback doesn't displace bastion and the fucking turrets in this game have no turning speed so you can't circle strafe a turret and kill it without dying.

Seems like its only use is to push people off objectives.
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>>145842441
This is a shitty conversation.
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>>145842273
>not getting exclusive ranked rewards
>not knowing that Blizzard is going to roll out a 60 tick update soon

>>145842315
Whole hog is both a euphemism, and a colloquialism.

"Go the whole hog" means to not let any part of an animal in a slaughterhouse go to waste.

"Whole hog" is also often used to describe townwide or city-sponsored barbeques in parks.

It's a poorly executed pun. It would have been better to name his ult "Go Ham"
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>>145841831
I'll add you in a sec. In the middle of a match
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>>145842315
"Going whole hog" means the same as "going all out".
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>>145842273
New to the game

Pefectly happy with a sub 50% winrate because I'm terrified of reaching the place where tryhards have elminated all fun.

As an added bonus I get to find out if forced 50% is real by not manually re-queueing if I'm against a team that has consistently stomped mine.
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>>145842174
>competitive mode
If people are getting this mad in casual Quick Play I can't imagine how anally flustered they'll be after a loss in competitive, fuck.
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>>145842473
Bullying Windowlickers
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>>145842464
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAEEEEEEEE
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>>145840605
EL OH EL

Winkey Face
>>
Is it just me or does mei not look Chinese at all?
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>>145842450
Shut the fuck up and deliver my egg rolls already you yellow manlet
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>>145842484
>Ranked rewards
Yeah the portrait icon going from bronze to silver/gold will sure be worth all that frustration
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Which character takes the most skill?
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>>145842464
>rockets don't blow up in Genjis face when he hits them with his sharp knife thing
what the fuck
>>145842509
it'll probably be to the point where i instantly mute my team when solo queuing, don't think i'll solo queue much in ranked at all anyways
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>>145842187
>friend watched me have a really good game on genji
>plays nothing but, even on defense.

This is all my fault.
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>>145842464
Absolutely nothing gets me harder than the rare times I can deflect a Pulse Bomb right back to the Tracer that threw it.
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>>145842509

At least in game voice will finally be used.
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>>145842567
ur right. shes a thicc goddess
>>
more than half the current top overwatch streamers are female. Looks like you've lost your hobby, silly boys. ;)
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Can't wait for leavers in competitive.
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>>145842505
It's a term used in slaughterhouses, it's not "go all out". It literally means "slice up everything".
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>>145840946
I honestly can't stand any other icon now that I got my Sylvanas.
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>>145842174
I actually will only play competitive to enjoy the rage, seriously though overwatch is a casual shooter does it really need/warrant a ranked mode.
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>>145842542
I threw a concussion mine when I saw him threw deflect, thinking it would finish him off. It did no damage instead.

Yes I'm a tad ass pained.
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>>145841863
>>145841871
>>145841924
and thats a no.

>>145842104
had 3 allies behind me. took a gamble that one of them might shoot at him if he were stunned in the open
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>>145842397

Streetpig's quartersow absolutely obliterates Deutschland shield für some reason, can't rely on that for very long
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>>145842601
Zarya takes a fair amount of work to be really good.
>>
why does it feel like Hanzo's ult charges every 20 seconds?
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>>145842273
you realize you also have one shot abilities and the enemy is also affected by 20 tick

you should be able to climb anyways
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>>145842601
Your favorite hero.
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>>145842439
Red: Roadhog
Green: Mercy (me)
Yellow: Soldier 78
Pink: Torb

They had pushed us back to our spawn I didn't really think it was unreasonable to ask for a swap so that we could push back a bit.
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>>145842601
The one I play the most
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>>145842397
No. I have justice to dispense. My shield will only slow me down.
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>>145842634
>playing overwatch with a qtpi thicc gf
No problems here
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>>145842586
>not knowing that new weapon specific skins are being added
>not knowing that golden guns are coming in a future update as rewards for ranked
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>Mei ice blocks
>can time a knockback into my own team so she'll get fucked up
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>>145841936
Get fucked, don't ever dare try to question me peasant
>>145842654
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>>145842657

it does like 5k damage over the whole duration, if you pin a ulted winston into a wall he will melt in a second flat

People seriously underestimate the damage hog ult can do
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>>145842662
Because if Hanzo is firing an arrow roughly every three seconds and each of those is connecting, then on average yes, his ult is literally charged up around 20 seconds.
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>>145842679
76*
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>>145842634

>Half the streamers are girls

Wow, it's almost as if half the human population is female.
>>
>competitive overwatch won't be a thing, it doesn't have a high enough skill ceiling
>competitive league of legends is the biggest scene
>competitive hearthstone exists
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>>145842602
>rockets don't blow up in Genjis face when he hits them with his sharp knife thing
>what the fuck
Using his ninja reflexes, he uses his wakizashi to press along the side of the rocket, spinning it around midair towards what he's aiming at
>>
King of the hill is the biggest piece of shit because of how there are always the same fucking heroes in every match and overtime completely ruins it
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Would lick
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>>145842657
That's why I said to a lesser degree.
It'll push back a charge, so the only hope you have is probably 2 sec of shield and hope your team shaves off some of his health before he kills you.
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>>145842784
A steady brade barances da sou
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>>145842739
Never questioned you dumbass. Just stated my own observation. The Pharah launched him upward because of her rockets/knock back.
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>>145841793

You're probably that faggot that plays Torb on Koth and expects the team to protect your turret that isn't even contesting the point.
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>>145842775
Sometimes I can't get over the fact that hs has a competitive scene. Absolutely mind-boggling.
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>>145842791
Does that skin-colored bag of rocks have pink hair?
>>
I'm not playing this fucking dumb shit matchmaking system until ranked comes. I keep getting put in utter stomps all the fucking time. My team is everything from rank 10 to 40 and the enemy 70 to 140. It's ridiculous. IF the case is that I'm so terrible at this game, stop putting me in with people way over my league. But no, it's always one sided as hell, even when I win it's us stomping them. I don't think I've witnessed a balanced fight in the last 20 matches. Fucking get your shit together Blizzard.
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>>145842174
>Implying I'll ever touch competitive

lmao
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>>145842720
>Golden Healstaff
>Golden Soundgun
>Golden BALLS
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>>145842679

Always trust the Roadhogs to have an inflated sense of worth because MUH FIRE

Fun fact: Take a breather gives you 60 on fire score.
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>>145841525
>I play on console
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>>145842634
>the presence of other people invalidates your own presence

>things can only be claimed by women or by men, and whoever claims the most will be the owners

lepic
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>>145842848
make some friends you stupid faggot, i solo queue all the time and steam rolls are quite a rarity

games tend to be pretty close but it's probably because i'm not shit and neither are the randoms on my team
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>>145842843
>>145842775
I make a habit of upsetting my friend by mentioning "competitive coin flipping" whenever he brings up Hearthstone
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>>145842847
What's wrong with pink hair?
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>>145842872
Yup. Roadhogs are always super chill or super egotistical, zero in between.
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>>145836278
What iPhone game is this?
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Why is there ALWAYS a genji on the team, no matter what gamemode there's always one weeb motherfucker playing genji and being dogshit at it while theirs is ripping our assholes apart.
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>>145842638
It's also an idiom for going 100%, full extent.

He shouts "going whole hog" because he's packing his gun with as much ammo as possible and firing all of it non-stop.
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>>145842187

every once in a while he gets an ult PotG and that only encourages him to play more

he also watches seagull
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>>145841167
His damage is ridiculous if you can track heads. Even more so if you double click to reset the recoil
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>>145842791
I think I'd like her hair a lot more if it was actually down like that in game
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>>145842932
I mean there is no way around it. It's legitimately RNG based. Same with Poker, MTG, any card game.
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>>145840946
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>>145842848
>Rank
>He called it rank
>Everyone keeps calling it rank
>Why do you all think its a player's rank?

Will you fucking cucks stop calling player level rank? It doesn't fucking represent your actual skill it represents how much you've played the game and believe it or not not everyone gets better with time. When you're put against a level 140 its because congraulations, that 140 has had more time to play the game than you and still can't manage to get away from your unskilled ass.
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>>145842995
The style is just as bad as the color, yeah.

Actually, I don't even mind pink hair, Zarya's particular combination is just godawful.
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>>145840946
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>>145843016
seems like such a chill icon. glad i just got it
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>>145841447
>instalock tracer triggers spergs
Is this some new post patch meme?
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>>145842961
Because you're going to distinctly aware of everytime an enemy Genji kills you, but since your own team's genji isn't directly impacting you he is engaged in less memory activity in your own perception, so regardless of how he is doing it appears as if he is doing much less since the enemy genji makes a much bigger impact on your memory since he more directly impacts your own personal gameplay.
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>>145842697
I bet you charge other Rein's as soon as you're within range.
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>>145843014
Some cardgames are less RNG based than others.
Yugioh and Magic tend to require the most skill.
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>>145837497
nice headshits dipshit
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>>145843049
Yup, hair down like that while remaining pink or hair up while blonde would've been fine

Hopefully Blizzard releases more skins that'll change Zarya's hair
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>>145842330
NERF THIS
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>he thinks that because he's a mediocre pharah, he's more technically proficient than a good widow or mccree
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>>145836936
I just got out of a 6 torb non-premade. After they destroyed all our turrets we just chased them around swinging hammer like little angry munchkins on strike from Santa's workshop. I cant wait till all the tryhards and ragers like you get out of quick play when ranked launches
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>>145843049
I rather like her hair color with the Goldenrod skin.
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>>145842634
>nucamwhores are popular

Shocker.
>>
>Bastion counter?
Junkrat
>Reinhardt counter?
Junkrat
>Tolberone counter?
Junkrat
>What to piss off the whole other team?
Junkrat

Is there anything this fucker can't do?
>>
anybody know of any good Overwatch youtubers?
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>>145843129
I play legacy and used to play modern. MTG is just as RNG based, it really is. There are some match ups where it's not that bad but the modern playerbase dropped like flies because of how draw reliant the meta decks became (and because it wasn't a PT format anymore)
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>>145841447
Do you really perceive the world around you like this, like you're actually bothering anyone.

You sound like the kind of guy who mumbles something no one even hears or pays attention to in an argument only you think is even happening with someone who isn't even paying attention to you.
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>>145843125
Always.
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>>145843210
No, he can 1v1 anyone at most ranger excluding perhaps Reaper and a flying Pharah, and can melt tanks almost as fast as McCree did with less than one clip and his mine.
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>>145843186
Since everyone is talking about hair colors, what hair colors would you like to see in future skins?
>brunette Mercy
>blonde Widow
>redhead Zarya
>redhead Pharah
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>>145843210
lose
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>>145843210
Counter Pharah
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>>145843125
Me as fuck. I cant help the Glory!
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>>145843162
I FOUND THE FAGGOT SHITTER THAT JUST GOT DOOKIED ON BY A PHARAH EVERYBODY

COME ON, LET'S POINT AND LAUGH AT THE IDIOT
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>>145841343

The compendium will always be the largest and best game manual ever made.
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>>145843210
hes Australian
Terrible in bed
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>golden guns
What's the point when SOldier 76's gold skin already has a gold gun?
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>>145843210
>Is there anything this fucker can't do?
win vs. a potent team
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>>145841447
>not really caring what you pick
>you're not the carry
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>>145843207
Holy fuck what the fuck is happening with Tracer's body in this picture?

Whoever drew this needs to take a good hard look at the human anatomy before they vomit out more crippled mutants.
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>Enemy attack team on payload was 5 Soldiers and a Rein.

Was there any way to beat this? We literally couldnt stop them at all.
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>>145843278
>redhead Pharah
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>>145843118
Perception doesn't really come into play here when we're losing at the end and I've got golds and cards as a defense/tank class and he doesn't have shit. Anyway that wasn't really the point, my real complaint was the pick rate. I swear more people main genji than any other class I can't remember the last time I didn't see at least one on my team. Join the game first to lock in, ALWAYS genji.
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>>145843229
I know a channel, goes by the name of none of them
>>145841447
I do this too and spergs here complain about instalockers. So clearly it upsets it people.
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>>145843334
Stack Winstons.
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>>145843326
The whole thing is cartoony, it's excusable.
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>>145843334
Junkrat spam.
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i have bought this game............................

my english not very good but..................

i will play....... as... genji
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>>145843371
Why can't I keep my aim steady on moving targets?
Am I just not destined to play shooters?
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>>145843320
Reapers desert one too
id like to get them because its the only reason i use desert skin
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>>145843118
t.genjiscrubwhodoesn'thavekillfeedturnedon
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>>145836936

Can't peek under the hood to say the MMR is working correctly, but you're technically supposed to be paired with people of equal skill level.

So it's not uncommon for people to get PO'd if they think someone who is just as good as them is ordering them around

I usually keep it general, like "we could really use a Mercy," rather than "you, your hero is trash, swap to McCree." I also usually swap myself before I request anyone else does
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>>145843375
is there any 6 stack a 6 stack of winstons can't beat? Reaper/roadhog maybe?
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Why aren't you maining the most OP character in the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRQ9_1pi9A
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>>145843410
me too thanks
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>>145843457
Reaper, yes
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>>145843410
Genji is with you
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>>145843494
EUGENE OKAY OKAY!
>>
So I guess Tracer is still young because of her being lost in time bullshit, but how is Mercy so young?

If the original Overwatch operated ~20 years ago, she would have been 17 at that time.
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>>145843494
>>145843473
thank you friends

he reminds me of traditional culture.... in my land

ancestors are farmers... but could fight if need
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>>145838182
I've seen
TRACERONLY
TRACERWAIFU
GENJI
HANZO
among others.

Usually unless it's something like that, I don't even notice the names.
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>>145843184
>Hop into game
>3 people hover on Roadhog immediately
>Inspires the rest of us to pick Roadhog for the match
>EXCEPT THE FUCKING GENJI MAIN

Was fun as hell either way.
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>>145843457
Reaper, Roadhog, and D.VA can all do it pretty well, yeah.
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>>145843541
good luck friend, Genji is fun and slightly challenging to master

I believe in you, become the ultimate ninja warrior
>>
I know this is figuratively gay but. I would love Reinhart to get a pro wrestling tier costume. Like, his big muscley body in trunks but keeping the helmet on . I think it would be based
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>>145843210

defeat a good genji or tracer
>>
What am I supposed to do when every single fucking match my team is made up of a bunch of drooling fucktards that would rather run single file to their deaths over and over again for 15 minutes than spend 5 seconds trying to achieve the bare minimum in coordination?

I can't fucking take it anymore.
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>>145843472
i love weegee but roadhog definitely isn't overpowered
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>>145843374
Statistically bound to have at least few retards here. I've never seen anyone in-game complain.

Fuck, if someone instalocks I have to assume they're knowledgeable of their choice.
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Anyone mind explaining how the fuck this matchmaking system works?

>your highest level is 70-something, your lowest is 50-something
>I believe the average between those two comes out to around level 110, but only for the enemy team
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So, after this FtH fiasco, can we talk about actually reworking McCree to both be fair and a counter to high mobility flankers before we get absolutely flooded by Tracers, Weebs and Pharahs?

>Flashbang damage increased to 35
>FtH deals 55 per bullet
>Combat roll no longer reloads
>Combat roll is now 0.1 faster
>Combat roll now has 1 second less cooldown
>Max damage fall off on m1 increased to 40 (means two headshots and one bodyshot to kill Pharah as opposed to two headshots and two bodyshots or one headshot and three bodyshots instead of one headshot and four body shots)
>High noon doesn't refund when canceled because fuck that mechanic its completely unfair against all the other ults

In exchange I promise to protect every Mercy player I meet from mean Tracers and ult:ing weebs.

t. Cowboydaddy69
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>>145843472

You made this post McCree nerf though. How bad are you, exactly?
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>>145843638
and a good junkrat will just kill them lmao
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>>145843638
Luckily you'll never fucking run into one of those.
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>>145843638
>"good" tracer
Tracers are the worst. I can't stand Tracers who move so much that you can't hit them, but additionally move so much that they can't hit you either. It's a pain in the fucking ass. If you're a Tracer and you do that, please uninstall
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>>145843638
>put trap/mine around corner on flank
>5s later
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Any tips for playing Genji on attack against a Torbjorn? If he places his turrets well I literally can't do shit, the moment I flank their healers and snipers I get insta locked from the other side of the map by that retarded turret.
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>>145843452
Don't see how my comment was anything but reasonable.>>145842679
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>>145843686
It's based on WR.
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>>145843285
Conc jump at her.
They usually freak and take the punch/nades to the face.
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>>145843745
protip: switch to junkrat
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>>145843210
hes a sitting duck for mccree
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>>145843686
Yes.
>You can only play one hero at a time.
>You can only spend so many hours mastering a hero.
>For a lot of these people, all they did was just play a lot but not really focus on getting better.

I've seen teen levels beat stars.
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>>145843776
I'd switch to Pharah if anything.
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>>145843752
My winrate is 50%.
My friend's is 51%.
There's no fucking reason whatsoever we should be matched with people this level.

Blizzard is just retarded.
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>>145843472
Finally someone else calls Roadhog out for being too fucking good

>Shift
>Mouse 1
>Ded

How is this okay?
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>>145843732
>good
>can't look at ground
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>>145843770
>playing as pharah
>Junkrat conc jumps towards me
>I conc blast away
>double tap Junkrat
Silly Junkrat players
>>
>>145843778
>Sitting still as Junkrat
Aaaahahaha!
>>
>>145843816
Pharah is good too, but assuming they have a widow you'll just want to go junkrat because he's capable of indirect damage via spam

Pharah's splash is awful so she'll have to look at the turret to do damage making her exposed
>>
>>145843721
>If you're a Tracer and you do that, please uninstall

Nah, I paid $39.99 for this shit.
>>
Fishy Hook fatty is fun :^)
>>
>>145843807

Many people forget that some people played beta and didn't buy till later, also preloaded exist.
>>
>>145843821
>Level = skill

It doesn't and I'd be a fucking millionaire if I had a penny for every time one of you fucks equated character level to skill.
>>
>>145843610
>Genji is fun and slightly challenging to master

this is what brain dead retards actually believe
>>
>>145843807
The game does not know what these people are good at.
Literally their only metrics are level and winrate, and neither of those metrics should be pairing my friend and I with level 160 opponents while our team is level 60s and 70s.
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>>145843745
Never change your route and continually rush the turret over and over. It's a tried and tested tactic used by all Genji players.
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>>145843889
explain all the genji pickers then!?!? clearly they have fun, if you can't have fun playing video games maybe you should neck yourself
>>
Genji should only be used on Defense.
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>>145843889
>Being this mad

I think you lost this one faggot.
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>>145843845
that's why I said around a corner, they usually don't notice it until it's too late.
nice thing about junkrats traps is that you can just ignore that side altogether and stack the other one. squishies can't resist walking into it.
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>>145843472

this is satire right?
>>
>>145843907

I just had a game where I was on a team with 240 players against lvl 25-30 Koreans.

Korea was decimated.
>>
>>145843976
no you're just in the trench where that actually works
>>
>>145843869
Junkrat has to get 5 times closer to actually do shit to a decently placed Torbjorn turret, though. And Widow got nerfed.

Anyway I was asking about Genji, not what to fucking switch.
>>
>>145843886
Are you stupid or something? Yes, they're not inherently the same, but y'know what let's just go ahead and match level 1s with level 100s if time spent and skill are unrelated.

Stack the shit out of one team with players double the level of the team they're against, it makes perfect sense, no flaws here.
A game with ten million units sold should not have a problem matching me with people of the same level, even just on the tiniest off chance that maybe more time spent means some higher skill level.
The point is that it makes no sense how this game calculates its matchmaking.
>>
>>145843978
no shit

god i fucking hate these youtube videos, they spent a minute and 45 seconds jsut making some stupid ass intro

LISTEN TO MY BIG SPORTSCASTER VOICE I AM TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND WITTY HA-HA!
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>>145843472
https://my.mixtape.moe/qwlxll.webm

Hog is just fun.
>>
>>145843889
t. Genjilocker
Have fun in low MMR, shitter
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>>145843690
Flash and headshot, dumbo. Or use Winston.
>>
>>145844006
Hero switching is the nature of the game though, in that case you should just pray for someone to deal with the turret since you won't
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>>145844004
>you're just bad!
okay dude whatever, keep jerking off over your invisible mmr.
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>>145844060
that's brutal ;^)
>>
>>145843472
I liked it
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>>145844015
>Someone with less than a year of experience can reach Diamond in league
>Someone whose been going at it for 4 years can still be Bronze in league
>The prospect that a 40 can be as good as a 140 is too impossible to be real

There's only one retard in these replies honey and I'll give you a hint ITS YOU

BONUS POINTS FOR REALIZING ITS ACTUALLY EVERONE WHO REGURGITATES THIS SHIT
>>
>>145844107
>i can't read

I said a good tracer isn't stupid enough to just walk into a trap, laying a trap has nothing to do with your skill you actual retard.
>>
>>145834948

>>145844184
>>145844184
>>145844184
>>145844184
New
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>>145844146
Ah yes. Let's take the logic of extreme outliers and apply it to the general populace. The vast majority of people of the same level will be the same general skill level, but every once in awhile one will be particularly good/bad, so fuck it.
No matchmaking of any kind. Just throw them all together at random. We have millions of players but we'll just have it make no sense because who cares, maybe all the level 70s are really good?
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>>145844252
>The vast majority of people the same level will be the same skill level
>Telling me I'm the one using extreme outliers

The vast majority of people are average/below average meaning at some point most player's level will continue to go up while their skill will not and, why would you look at that, the logical conclusion is a bunch of fucking players at the same skill level with wildly different levels.

WHAT A FUCKING REVELATION
>>
>>145843472
I can't tell satire and retards apart anymore.
>>
this game is getting boring, think I'll have a wank instead
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>>145841509
>get potg

>it's of you knocking people off cliffs.
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>>145840561
What did she mean by this?
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>>145842473
Distruption. Primal Rage has a lot of differerent applications, but they're all just extensions of Winston's general role of harassment.

For example, you jump behind the enemy team and do the usual thing with your bugzapper, get their attention. Instead of jumping out like usual, you Ult and go back to full health. Jump around like a lunatic and bash them as much as possible, try to take out things like Torb turrets, Sym teleporters, Widows, Hanzos, and any other high priority targets. Jump out when the timer winds down or you start getting blasted.

Knock squishy supports or wounded heroes away from their teams and jump after to kill them 1v1. Some heroes like 76 will lose 1v1s against raging Winston too, so be bold in your target choices:

It's situationally useful on certain maps (Anywhere with a capture point near cliffs) for swatting people screaming to their humiliating deaths over cliffs, and makes the enemy team more wary of grouping up.

It can also be useful as a last ditch method to prolong a game into overtime until your team can get on the point/cart after a wipe.

Don't fight Hogs, Turret Bastion, Reins, or Reapers without backup. They will just shrug off your shitty damage and smash your face in before you can say "Harambe".
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>>145842330
mmmmmm
>>
>>145843334
A competent sniper or two and maybe a bunch of tanks with shields or deflectors. Winstons, D.Vas.

Soldiers are sustained hitscan DPS but also are a major source of burst damage so stuff like the Winston bubbles are a good way of making them burn all that burst damage and also make them waste their few seconds' window of well-placed rifle and rocket shots that make them fail their assault and retreat around corners.

A Widowmaker that is good at picking them off before or during their ults also does wonders. Note that the Widowmaker has to be really good though because one or two Soldiers will be able to take her out or shoo her from her perch if they notice she's there before she killed them.
>>
>>145839441
mine never goes above 55 cuz I set the fan to always be at 40%
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