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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Developer Update 6-17-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOaXSVZVTM

Previous thread: >>145802041
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how do i get gud
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Justify Mercy's ult
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>Forced Fifty
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>>145812391
Play 6 Winstons
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>>145812391
Play Mercy
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Gay!
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Pharah is objectively perfect
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>>145812391
Play junkrat, if you don't get gold damage at least 9 times out of ten you are hopeless.
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Why are Mei players so shit with one of the easiest, straight forward abilities in the game?
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>>145812412
I love this meme. But Zarya OP is a better meme
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>>145812393
It's strong but that's OK because Mercy makes tradeoffs and has weaknesses elsewhere in her kit, which is how diversity works.
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>>145812283
no anon, he meant coordination on your teams part to take out the zarya and to keep the person being attacked by this shielded offensive player you keep using as an example. I'm sorry you've been dealing with shitty teams in solo queue
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>>145812404
>>145812404
>>145812404
Made just a minute too late, use after this one
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>>145812546
But she is OP.
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who the fuck would wear this ugly ass skin?
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>>145812501
What is your hatred of peoples shoes
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>>145812393

All Mercy needs is a change on her ult charge rate.

There, done.

Quit being shit and letting her get back solo or not killing her mid fight.
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>>145812471
>Overwatch patch

What a poser
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You bet your ass I reported that filthy aimbotter afterwards.
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>>145812393
Most of the time mercy's ult simply acts as a single person res.
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I'M GETTING THERE LADS
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>"shoot zaryas shields to make them wear off faster"
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>get put into the same game six times in a row
>finally decide to play it
>select my hero
> DEFEAT

Great game blizzard. Great fucking game. I just want a patch that improves matchmaking. I don't want to play games that are just stomps on either side, with a few free loses mixed into it.
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>>145812684
obvious intention to kill the hanzo
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>Tracer has 4 "get out of jail free" moves
Fuck this character
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>>145812651
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>>145812684
pharah main shitter obv desu senpai
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>>145812471
I want to KISS Pharah.
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Why is Tracer the only skill-based hero while everyone else is just auto pilot?
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Has your trap ever stolen your healthkit?
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>>145812501
>Saved your retarded ass+others from getting melted by RH ult

Why are genji players so fucking retarded yet think they are good?

>B-but muh reflect
It was down for 3 seconds.

Yes most Mei's are autistic, but no more so than genji players.
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>>145812674
its not for you to look at, its for the enemy to look at and be so disgusted that they focus all their fire at you
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>>145812471
My brother.
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>>145812770
>shoot zarya's shield
>her charge goes to 100 and she gives you a mouthful of rape-laser
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>>145812501
you were about to get completely shredded by fatman's ult without the wall m8
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>people call her Farra
No, you don't get to decide that.
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>how to fix overwatch

-nerf all ultimates across the board
-announce widow's ultimate globally
-nerf widow's assault rifle damage, or redesign it completely because it's a stupid idea in the first place
-make d.va's critbox smaller
-give zenyatta a small movespeed buff for each of his active orbs
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>>145812797
Was there a second hanzo in roadhogs boots?
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>>145812734
all that shows is time played though
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>>145812965
Yeah she does. As in that's how she says her own damn name.
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What mouse sensitivity are you all playing at, lads?

Coming from CSGO 25cm/360° seems way too low since you have to sometimes do a lot of 180°s in this game, especially with heros such as Genji

Sensitivity Poll:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456

http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456

http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456
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>>145812873
I love the way he looks at the trap in bewilderment
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>>145812967
>>>/vg/lolg
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>>145812471
This is true
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I am a Hanzo main and I will pick him whenever I damn well feel like.

I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.

I bathe in the tears of autists like you and the thought of your red angry face crying as you have a meltdown in the chat over me having fun makes me rock hard.

Fuck you.
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>>145812393
Shitty teammates dying spread out in place and time.
She cannot heal unless you stop hitting her.
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>>145812770
>Temple of Anubis attack
>Be Zarya
>Junkrat places mine at our entrance
>Shield myself and Mercy as soon as game starts
>instantly maximum charge
>wipe their team
>Cap A
Thanks Junkrat
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>>145812471
Pharah is cute.
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343
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>>145812890
>>145812770
>Dont shoot Zarya shield
>Shielded enemy puts his gun in your mouth and rapes your throat
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post D.va
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>>145812674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36CABCdyfp4

Just for you
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Are brawls set in some rotation or is it a new one every week

pic kinda related
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>>145813036
5
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>>145812451
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>>145813145
>LITERALLY 2 SECONDS
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Ironically enough, Bastion counters Zarya pretty well

are we going to see more Bastions now?
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>>145812471
>brown
>perfect
lol if you say so
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what's with all these shitters suddenly coming out of the woodworks claiming that zarya is OP? Just stop shooting at her for 2 fucking seconds you braindead morons. if she's melting your asses you literally have no one else to blame but yourself
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>>145813148
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>>145813136
Shared account. I would hope at least.
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>>145812876
You're fucking stupid if you think that MEi wall is justifiable. The Roadhog would had died along with that Hanzo if the Mei didn't ruin it with her wall. The moment she saw and heard Rein use his ult followed up with a pin on Roadhog she should've knew not the use her wall. They were less than 50 hp each; a swift strike would've ended Roadhog and wasted his ult since I was close enough to push against his initial ult shots to get in reach.But nope Mei shitters will be Mei shitters. You should know.
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>>145812731
That Genji needs to uninstall. Very shameful greed.
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>>145813010
t. low ranked player
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>>145813145
T W O
S E C O N D S
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what's best pulse bomb strat
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>>145813036
I have no fucking clue on this because I never played shit games like CS:GO

But for me if you want to convert it somehow it's 6 in game sen and 800dpi.
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>>145813036
6/11 Windows, 1600 DPI, 15 Sens
It looks really twitchy alot of the time but its the most comfortable for me to let me snap aim.
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>>145813145
sorry your teammates didn't help you anon :(
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>>145813046
>Balance changes of any kind are bad and are only for league of legends

Where did this kind of retardation come from?
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>>145813136
>forced 50 isn't real guys
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>>145813361
stick them on people
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>>145813314
look at the stats, it's literally total score for your rank aka the more time you play one character the higher your rank is, ya dink
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>>145812873
How is your webm quality so good at 16:9 resolution and under 3mb limit? What codec are you using?
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>>145813145
T W O
W
O
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>>145813148
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>>145813420
That poor skink ;~;
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>>145813412
talking mostly about
>nerf ultimates because they're 2strong they should be just another ability like my precious rito gams declared

get good
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>>145813145
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>>145812393
She does less healing than Lucio, is much easier to kill than Lucio.
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>>145813036
I'm 45cm/360, this is a shit poll.
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>pick zenyatta
>nobody else goes lucio or mercy

??????????
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>>145813384
>Implying broken zarya didn't already 2v5 them all
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>"kaplan we need to fill the mentally handicapped character quota!!"
>"say no more"
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>>145813269
>Years of casual babbs being conditioned to hit glowing things for rewards
>Zarya glows
>Hit her while she glows
>Get skullfucked to death for your trouble
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>>145813361
if you have a zarya on your team, try combo with her ult

elims for days
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>>145812708

good
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>>145813646
Symmetra is autistic though
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>>145813612
>not autolocking Genji or Hanzo and then changing to Zenyatta after someone else picks support
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>>145813036
i play with 20cm/360 in OW, played 30cm/360 in CSGO but CSGO is a lot more about corner peeking and covering certain spots than constantly having to be aware of ALL your surroundings
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>>145813617
Shouldn't have shot her then :3
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Any of you fags want to make a 6 stack to just do stupid shit?

I don't want to tryhard in quickplay anymore
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>>145813251
Brown is beautiful
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anyone else have fun playing a different hero every game?

all my mates are one trick ponies who are bad anyway
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>>145813617
how would you nerf her then? if her only abilities, her sole purpose for being in the game, is what triggers you so much then how would you nerf her?

and no, an actual coordinated team can handle a zarya, again sorry you've been put on shitty teams regularly
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>>145813587
Noone plays on sensitivities this low you nerd. 30 cm is absolute max anyone should ever go
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>>145812890

>Drop out in front of Zarya
"CUT YOU OFF AT THE PASS YOU GONNA TAKE IT IN THE ASS!"
>Zarya pops Shield when she sees me
"BITCH YOU AINT SLICK YOU BOUT TO SUCK THIS DICK!"
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>>145813764
Objectively wrong.
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>>145813442
I just set limit to 3mb on Webmconverter and check the high quality mode option.
It's also short, which is why it's good quality at that size.
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>>145813646
pretty sure that's roadhog but k
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>>145813646

You keep trying to meme this. I don't know why.
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>>145813764
>you will never lick Pharah's abs
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>>145813617
You should play with friends. If everyone is being a spazzy retard I can see how Zarya would seem OP.

Same as saying Mercy is OP because nobody tries to kill her so she gets free heals and free rezzes.

Everyone's problems can be solved with teamwork. Odd concept in a team shooter I know but try it.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxkwtBCIYc
but omnics don't deserve shit
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>he kills people unironically while you're "waiting"
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>>145813950
>You will never be pinned down by her strong arms
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>>145813894
>Objectively

Discarded.
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>>145813869

And that's the story of why I'm chatbanned.
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>>145813915
I see, thanks.
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>>145813987
i dont have friends who play this game
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>>145813915
Also the fact that there's limited action and every frame is nearly the same helps a lot
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>>145813612
I play Mercy the majority of the time, but I switch off of her when someone picks Zeny.
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>its another "you can only be good rank if you party up" rank system

XD
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>>145814136
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>>145813617
>>145813987
>flank mercy and take her out so she can't get good rezzes

I don't understand why this is a difficult concept for some people. Some people LITERALLY let her just walk onto the control point and rez the entire team.
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>>145813438
t. unranked player
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>>145813859
lmao idiot, I have 60 something for 360
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>>145814102
This is 99% of the problem with people who cry for nerfs.
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>>145814286
Am i wrong?
No. The system rewards playing in a party fucking bs for those that want to solo que and play in non memem brackets
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>>145814162
kek
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>>145814375
im not the same anon btw
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I don't understand how people think Zarya's overpowered.

Her fucking shield lasts 2 seconds and the only thing the powerup from the shield effects is her single target cannon.

If you can't handle Zarya, you're a shitter.
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I run this game with every setting as low as it can go, with 50% texture resolution, in the smallest window it will let me play. I get an average of 17 fps, and it's full on slideshow mode when a big fight breaks out. My computer's temperature never drops below 88 degrees.

I have a 48% winrate.

Thanks Blizzard B)
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>>145813646
>gun in the wrong hand
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>sling insults
>nobody bats an eye
>compliment enemy team
>all six of them stomp on my nuts

??????
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I hate fucking Pharah because she is brainless as all shit and you have to be basically double as good of a player as her to kill her.

It's true that if you have decent aim you just entirely shut her down and make her useless but it's fucking cancer when you're having a bad day and Pharah is just lolflying and spamming rockets with her retarded weapon.

Fuck Pharah. My only objective in a game when some retard picks Pharah is to make sure he has as little fun as possible. I hate these "haha you have to be good to even have a chance at killing me while I can be as braindead as I want" heroes.
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>>145814446
Not implying you are. Just using your comment to validate my opinion.
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>get a new Torb skin
>never on a defense team
>every game ends after the first round
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>>145814526
t. Junkrat
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posted in wrong thread

Why did they nerf McCree? Because shitters couldn't learn to deal with him? Both Widow and McCree had counters the players of this game are just so fucking casual they cant comprehend countering heroes. Both unwarranted nerfs. This game balance is going in the wrong direction and I don't like it. Anything that gets whined about enough will just get changed, so the casuals will start balancing this game now.

Next up: I cant figure out how Mei works so lets nerf her into the fucking ground.
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>>145813987
But my friends are the spazzy retards. Most of them are casuals that just play whatever flavour of the month shit comes out before their short attention span moves them to something else. In their league of legends phase they were all silver while I was diamond. If I try actually communicating about the game, they just ignore me and go back to talking about normie stuff.

I actually mind zarya less when i'm solo but she's still annoying.
I'd play with some of /owg/ but it'd either be awkward or they would all be traps that want to have sex with me and erp.
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>Tracer doesn't age
>Gets to watch her friends slowly whittle away
>She will outlive Winston
>Will have nobody to maintain her chronal accelerator
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>>145813272
what a fat face
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>>145814549
oh alright

if it makes you feel better i dont think zarya needs nerfs
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>>145814162
>mfw learning the exact timing for charging a Mei as Rein the second she gets out before she can ice wall
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>>145814594
Because he was shreading tanks and that's not what the developers wanted him to be able to do.
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>>145814526
>You have to be basically double as good of a player as her to kill her
Just pick 76 and blast her out of the sky lmao.
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>>145814602
>or they would all be traps that want to have sex with me and erp.
This is a problem because?
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>>145814594

icicle headshot multiplier seems really high desu.. but i guess compared to junk's dmg its nothing.
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>Someone saying the stupidest shit like Rein isn't a good tank or Lucio is the worst healer in the game
>Ask if they play League of Legends
>Always a yes
I want these people to leave
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>>145814638
such a shitty ripoff
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>literally can't stop playing my mains or I'm 100% dead weight

how the fuck do I learn new heroes after my MMR settles at a bracket where people have good twitch reflexes. I feel so stilted and rusty in comparison that I just grumble and switch back to people I'm good at.
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Im gonna be here every time.
Winrates. Post them.

54% still. Waiting for the forced 50 meme to get me
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will I win?
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Blizzdrones will defend this
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>>145814780
Did they get middleschoolers to design their characters? Jesus.
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>>145814854
oh shit gday!
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>>145814764
>League community leaves overwatch
>Game now has 4 concurrent players

Be careful what you wish for anon, this games community is literally just league of legends.
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>>145814136
That's every teambased game ranked system.
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>>145814489
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>>145814854
aw shit g'day
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>>145814839
I used to be 60% but now I'm at 53.6%
forced 50 hit me hard
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>>145814602
>or they would all be traps that want to have sex with me and erp.

does this really happen and if so do any qt traps want my battletag :3
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>>145814162
Fuck I had a game where I ulted on one single Mei three or four times as Pharah but my PC is shit so I didn't record anything. Keep up the good fight anon.
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>>145814638
someone correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's been hinted that mei and mercy don't age. Same goes for genji too I guess for obvious reasons.
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>>145814818
Just play champions you suck at until your mmr drops. It's just quick play. Who cares about your win rate? It's way more valuable to pick up experience on more champs before ranked comes out. And then when you want to climb again you can just shit on people with the ones you're good at.
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>>145814818
just lose a lot so you go back down who gives a fuck
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>>145814910
I only just noticed how shitty the cut job on his is, wow.
Look at the left side of his hair and gun, couldn't they have inched it in just a little bit or feathered it out.
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Guys that level 343 gamersuite thing?

here: www.twitch.
tv/gamersuitetv
these turk faggots
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>>145814638

Who else in the cast is basically immortal? Mercy if her treatments hold up, possibly Reaper, not sure who else.
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>>145814839
it already did
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>>145814972
I know that Mei is technically 40 or something but appears to be 30 due to cryostasis. I dunno about the not aging part though.
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>new skins were confirmed for this summer

Here's hoping for some lewd shit for all characters.
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>>145814941
I idle in one of the /owg/ discords and it seems all they do is flirt with each other.

I'd imagine they it gets worse behind the scenes.
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Seriously, how the fuck do I deal with bad teammates. Or just bad games in general because it's driving me fucking insane and ruining any fun I could have had with the game

>Play Zenyatta
>Get picked off by Junkrat and Widow
>"Winston can you deal with Widow"
>Ignores me and switches to Reinhardt
>Switch to Pharah because if we're going to lose I'm going at least to try and have fun
>Bitches at me for switching off healer

>King's Row
>Get picked off by Pharah randomly spamming rockets through doorways from a mile away
>"Hey Soldier can you deal with Pharah"
>Ignores me
>We lose
Not to mention
>Our tank leaves right as the match starts so literally 5v6 at the first chokepoint

>Hanamura, playing Zenyatta
>Hold them off until the last 30 secs
>Suddenly Reinhardt, Genji and Pharah come through the side doorway because somehow they fucking snuck around the Hanzo, Symmetra and Roadhog camping the inside of the doorway trying to get le epic hooks
>"Guys they're coming in the side"
>No response
>Nobody even notices that the point is being contested
>Get my shit pushed back

>Attack on Gibraltar, playing Zenyatta
>Have to try and survive against their team because people run straight into Mei's fucking beam and Torb turret without even bothering to look around
>Pop ult, everyone gathers behind Reinhardt and tries to push
>Suddenly start taking fuckload of damage from behind
>Widowmaker somehow made it up onto back platform and is taking potshots at us
>Nobody else so much as notices her
>Have to 1v1
>Die because Rein dropped his shield for epic charge kill and suddenly Pharah decided to aim for me too

I feel like I have to uninstall the game. I can't stop playing because the one game where everything comes together is fucking amazing but everything else (by far the majority) is just miserable garbage like this.

How do I deal with it? How do you deal with it? I just want to have fun with the game.

(yes I know I'm playing a 150 HP healer it happens with others too)
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>LOL DUDE QUICKPLAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY XD
Ok, then answer this: why keep stats ranked? Why not only track stats for competitive play when it releases?
Checkmate
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>>145814972
mei ages, she was just frozen for a long while, thats why mercy says she looks like she hasnt aged a day. mercy on the other hand, idk what her deal is
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>>145814876
My way of justifying it is that it ises thermal or sonar or some shit
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>someone was hacking on my local network
>get banned becasue modem counts as hardware ID

FML
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>>145814780
stop reminding me that this game exists. just put it out of its misery already.
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>>145814972
Mei is just really old but doesn't show it because she was trapped in ice for a long time. Mercy has anti aging medicine or something.
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>>145814839
55%

>73%-63% 8 hours ago
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>>145814594
McCree functioned as a flanker, anti-flanker, tankbuster, and area denial all in one and he did the first three roles absurdly reliably because FtH did so much damage you could land half the shots at midrange and still kill squishies. There was no reason NOT to pick him since he was so versatile.

But considering you defended Widow in her former state of all things I don't know why I'm even bothering to talk about balance with you.
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>>145814972
Mei doens't look any older because she was in cryo for years, numbnuts.
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>high MMR on NA
>literally 1-2 lobbies at most if you are solo queue because everybody that is in a pro team plays in a stack or is scrimming
>play against the same 20-30 players virtually always
>can basically tell who will win every game based on who is on each team
>there were a shit ton of people up here that could only play mccree/widow and now are fucking deadweight so will hopefully be gone in a few days/weeks

feels awful, literally 3-4 minute queue times sometimes
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>>145815136
later hacker scum
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>>145814780
>Battlememe

You're literally as autistic as the players who bought into that shit of a game.
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>>145815080
Stop caring until ranked comes out. Nobody cares about your blog, it's just quickplay.
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>mfw I actually thought defence was easier when I first started playing

You get the bonus of being able to set up positions and wait for the enemy but at higher skill levels, the attackers just group up as 6 and combine ults to try get in

They're still disadvantaged in the fight, but they only have to win once as opposed to defense, who have to win every single time to ultimately be victorious in the end

I've seen and pulled off some miracle saves as lucio, genji and mei on the point but those happen rarely these days, everyone is too organised even in random pub lobbies
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So should I buy this game? It looks ___fun___.

I used to play TF2 off and on a few years back and enjoyed it for a while, but grew bored of it.

I really like the art style, and the huge amount of heroes to pick from is really appealing, but it seems like there's a lack of variety amongst the game modes.

Do you think it was worth the money spent so far? I've heard Blizzard is planning on releasing more heroes, but what about other game content? Money isn't really an issue for me, but I don't feel like spending $40 (at least) for a game I'll put 10 hours into and drop.
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>>145815169
>thinking mccree can win against spastic genji/tracers reliably now even though they 'only' nerfed his tankbusting damage

:^)
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>>145814712
because i don't want to have sex with traps and i don't want to erp.
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>NEVER WANTED TO PLAY REAPER BECAUSE HE'S EDGY AS FUCK
>GIVE HIM A CHANCE
>TURNS OUT HE LEGIT OP AND JUST SHREDS EVERYTHING IF YOU GET THE JUMP ON SOMEONE

COOL
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>finally got a zen potg

Didn't expect it since i didn't do much, i was also happy to see his best highlight.

>>145814162
Perfect
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>Reinhardts who spend the entire game holding down M2 in front of torbjorn/bastion

how pathetic do you even have to be
like why even fucking play the game lmao

also mfw retards try to run that strat vs me
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>>145815263
One head one body for both
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>>145815195

>recognize a good player
>have a fun game with him
>next match
>lol team shuffle

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP MATCHMAKER
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>>145815262
I really enjoy it and think it's been worth the dosh so far.
Playing with friends and having VOIP going is far more fun, but that's true of almost every game.
>>
I wish there were gamemodes and maps for fights larger than 6v6.

I mean shit, playing solo matchmaking is frustrating because if you have even one or two retards on your team you're just completely fucked.
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>>145815048
All of them because they're heroes.
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>>145815263
>he uses FtH against Tracer in the first place instead of just left clicking her once

The fact that you're a shitter aside, please point out where I said anything about the quality of their changes to McCree.
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>>145815203

it wasn't me, my college dorm is 1 lan.
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>>145814638
>Be married to Tracer
>Be on your death bed
>She hasn't aged a day
>Get to tell her she's still as pretty as she was the day you two met and mean it.
Being Tracer is suffering.
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McCree flashbang damage should be increased to 30 so he can kill 200 HP characters with flashbang/headshot/melee combo at point blank range.
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>>145815353
>>145815425

>any non shit tracer being in range for flash
l m a o
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DatZen or Broyatta?
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>>145815313
You wound upset
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>>145815313
are you just memeing? that's a perfectly legitimate strat on payload maps if the other team is just a bunch of shitters.
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>>145814887
>>145815146
>>145815210
Sure blizzdrones. Just ignore this obvious ripoff and continue sucking Kaplans cock. Maybe when you'll become 18 you'll learn to think on your own
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>>145815479

It takes a really great Tracer to not be magnetically drawn to the closest med kit.

WOAH THERE *LMB on head*
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>>145814526
She's my third most played character and I'm starting to think she just kind of sucks in general. I wanted Soldier but she's not even close to him

Soldier
>Rocketjumps take practice and timing, big risk for big reward
>Takes careful aim since with only 4 rockets and slow AF reload every shot counts
>Only in the air for a few seconds at a time but it's fucking wild raining hell on people when you are
>Free to go balls-deep behind enemy lines and blast people before jumping away to a medkit and continuing to fight
>Overall a difficult to play but highly rewarding and entertaining hero

Pharah
>DUDE NEAR-INFINITE AIRTIME LMAO
>DUDE I HAVE THE BEST VERTICAL MOBILITY IN THE GAME I WIN UNLESS YOU HAVE A 76 LMAO
>DUDE I ONLY HAVE 200 HEALTH BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE I CAN JUST SPAM ROCKETS FROM 200 FEET AWAY IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE FIREFIGHT XD
>LOL BETTER HOPE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING ON A MAP WITH LEDGES BECAUSE I CAN BLAST YOU OFF LIKE THREE DIFFERENT WAYS
>LOL WHAT'S RELOAD TIME? ALSO MINE DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I CAN JUST HOVER ABOVE YOU WHILE I RELOAD THEN KEEP BRAINLESSLY HOLDING DOWN M1 AND GETTING EASY KILLS

She's really fun when you can juggle people and get what little splash damage there is down but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me
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>>145812393
Honestly there needs to be a way to cancel it when she does it
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>Mcree """counters""" Genji and tracer
t. person who hasn't played vs a single decent genji or tracer

Mcree doesn't even counter anyone anymore. You either get headshots constantly, or you're fucking useless.
>>
damn leveling takes forever playing alone
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>>145815479
yeah, one headshot one body shot kills her at anything but sniper range.

It's not even that difficult if you learn the distance on the dashes
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>>145815080
solo queue life is rough anon, when in clearly losing matches like that I just try to focus on doing everything in my power to hold off the opposing team, even winning a team battle or two lessens the impact of the loss for me.
but on those nights where it feels forced 50 exists and just gives you repeated shit games, I take an hour break or longer and come back to it later.
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so are trashmouse players just absolutely garbage at this game?
played against a double trashmouse comp just now
it was annoying but in the end we really wiped the floor with them
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>>145815570
uh this character looks nothing like any of the ones in overwatch, get your eyes checked lately?
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>>145815570
Okay that one actually looks kinda cool.
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>>145814594
he was able to kill TANKS in one fth with something that takes no skill
literally kys
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>>145815062
like this anon?
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>>145815543
i am not because it usually means a free potg for me

>>145815568
it is
but it's also boring as shit for the reinhardt player

it's videogame cuckoldry
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>>145815214
I don't even care about the winrate. It's just awful getting shit on nearly every game because people assume that it's not their job to kill Widow or Junkrat or Tracer or Genji or whoever else and just let them crawl all over the back line
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>>145814887
I'll give flak to Overwatch for some boring ass character design (dwarf is good at building shit and is mildly racist, cowboy, cyborg weaboo warrior,etc.) but holy shit the designs for Battleabortion are fucking atrocious.

If Overwatchs design flaw is playing it too safe , then Battleborns flaw is going full retard.
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>>145815570
>I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE DEAFENING SOUND OF ALL THE PLAYERS WE HAVE THAT YOU DONT
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>>145815673

Same design philosophy as the Demoman imo: attracts shitters who want to hide behind cover and play lousy mortar. Watch out for the sons of bitches who can aim their left click at close to mid range.
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>>145815691
18+
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''why Symmetra? you know this is attack dude not defend''
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>>145814638
The chronal accelerator will probably be mass produced or at least have a blueprint somewhere so she can take care of it.
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>>145815635
that 20% boost makes a real big difference over time. it makes me wish i had friends that played as often as I did
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>>145815281
At what MMR though? I had tons of fun with him early on but at higher levels it's too hard for him to be able to get close without getting instagibbed because everyone works as a team and stays together. I've even had moments where I drop down from above to ult and their roadhog instantly 180 hooks me before I even finish falling or DVa instantly fukken blocks the whole thing with her bullshit shield.

That's when I realised Reaper isn't a flanker, he's supposed to stay with the Rein and engage in team fights and take down their tanks. Leave the flanking to tracer and genji. This way I can reliably be an asset to the team but in that role mcree/soldier or even junkrat is better

reaper is underpowered.
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>>145815570
Every day until you die
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What's the strangest thing to happen in your games, anons?
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>>145814162
holy fuck i can feel the absolute fucking disdain for this character through the webm even though it's just gameplay
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>>145815804
wow that's pretty bad
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>>145812393
Justify this

*unzips dick*
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>>145815062
>Chinese dress for Mei
>Shows off her hips
>>
A professional gaming org is trying to get me to tryout for their new Overwatch team because I'm one of the highest players on the NA leaderboard.

Should I do it? I have no background in pro gaming, this would be a first for me.
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>>145815878
what the fuck is this design
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>>145815804
Wow! Good thing you finally broke the first point with less than a minute left with your meme pick!
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>>145815804
well you can't blame people for questioning it when in most cases the player picking symmetra doesn't fully utilize her to build up her ult quick enough
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>>145815906
SUUUUUUUUUUPERMAAAAAAAAAN
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>>145812684
hahahahaha made my day
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>>145815570
>coming here to shitpost because you got laid off at gearbox and the battleborn general is completely dead

Maybe you should learn to make a decent game.
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>>145815804
good thing you put up turrets so no one goes to A when you're attacking B
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>>145815704
Mei pisses me off and watching her die is the most satisfying thing in the world, but I guess having my head held into her chest wouldn't be so bad.
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>>145816024
this is maybe not the place to ask for advice anon
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>>145815704
Or this
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>>145816024
nigerian scam, no one would actually consider someone to sponsor based off of their leaderboard stats lmfao
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>>145814674
Did you do that to me today? I think I was defending Volskaya and Reinhardt did that to splat me against the forklift out in front of the point.

I was kind of mad but at the same time I really wasn't that mad.

Same with
>Playing Zarya
>Hear Refuserodent's tire getting near me and suddenly see it round the corner
>LOL SHIELD
>Cheeky fucker rolls away from me, does a 180 and comes back right as shield goes down and kills me

I just laughed
>>
>>145815449
>entire dorm banned
Lol get rekt. I hope you find out who it was and paddle him, Anon.
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>>145816024
go for it man, what do you have to lose
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>>145815195
>NA
Just be better than them, it's not like any of them are even good
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>>145815062
>>145815704
>>145816178
FUCKING STOOOOOPPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOURE MAKING MY THICC FETISH BIGGER AND BIGGER

I CANT GET TURNED ON BY SKINNY GIRLS ANYMORE
>>
honestly why the fuck do people play bastion

every time i see someone on my team pick him i groan. seriously fuck off
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>>145815906
Two meis stabbed each other in the face.
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>>145816237
post your tournament earnings
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>>145816053

Gearbox's eye-hemohrage inducing artstyle
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>>145815229
Defence only has to win once. Attack has to win all checkpoints
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>All these shitters complaining about nerfs
>Nerf Roadhog, Nerf Junkrat, Nerf Mercy, Nerf Winston, etc.
>All these idiots basically want every counter to be easy for their main
>Super obvious to tell which one they main
>Either under the "doesn't need a buff or nerf" or "buff" category
>All these fucking idiots that can't process that in a PLAYER versus PLAYER game encounters are difficult
>You actually have to fight to win
I've never touched a moba, not even gotten near their communities, but holy fucking shit these shitters are the worst
>>
>>145815804
oh boy i bet she'll really rek on that second point
am i right?
AMIRITE, LADS?
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>>145816197
I stream also. I thought it was fake at first too but they sent a representative to my city and we met and discussed what it would take. He made it seem really appealing.
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>>145816132
I like shitting on Gearbox as much as the next guy, but you do realize that image is fake, right? I mean do you bother to google these articles instead of just blindly accepting any image you see as fact?

They took an article from 2008, shopped in a Battleborn image, and removed a word from the title.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/87653-Funcom-Gearbox-Hit-With-Major-Layoffs
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I'd literally rather lose on attack than win of defense it's so fucking boring
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>>145813764
She too buff here senpai, I like to imagine Pharah as athletic but still somewhat soft
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>>145816351
defense has to stop the attackers from ever setting foot anywhere near the payload / point, every single time, or the match will just keep going into overtime until they win.
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>>145815358
>P
>Recent players
>right click
>prefer this player
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>>145816059
it was a random team with no support and the only tank being D.Va. The other team had a rein, mercy and bastion blocking the choke point. What do you expect.
>>
Reinhardt is never going to drop below 100% pickrate in attack/defense maps

nobody can tank the same way he does
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>POTG is you as Reinhardt fucking up the enemy team after a charge
YES

YES LOOK AT ME
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>>145816416
link stream or it didn't happen
What org.
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>>145815195
how do you find your MMR
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>>145816469
I wish there was only 5 ticks of overtime.
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>>145816416
lmao ok buddy

did he offer you a ride in his limo too
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>>145816514

just based on your winrate/players you play with (if you play with "pros" and shit your MMR is probably pretty high)
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>>145815804
you know looking at this gameplay
she does have some animations that are quite pretty to look at
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>>145816267
Someone say thicc?
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>>145816572
Thanks anon, love ya
>>
Yo, just got a developer update from Kaplan about competitive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOaXSVZVTM
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>>145816432
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I got memed
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>>145816501
And thats by design, nerfing Rein would just make pushing chokepoints even more of a nightmare than it already is. A new character needs to be something like what he does but fills a different niche.
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>Fighting a good Zenyatta
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FUCK WINSTON PLAYERS
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>>145815630
true
>>
does /owg/ have a team? when rebbit vs 4chens Shazbowl 2

Luciobowl
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>>145816486
You would have literally accomplished the same thing as that Webm if if you had just played an actual offensive hero and ran onto the point and killed the teleporter when you saw your team respawn and get near the choke.

But probably way sooner because you weren't completely useless until you built ult as a character that has no real way of building ult on offense.
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>>145816720
>No release date
>>
Post salty chat screenshots.
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>>145816829

>blizzard
>release dates
>>
If you have 1 person from each team on the point/payload can you have a game running for years if people just don't kill them?
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>>145816720
yes, its in the OP, anon
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>>145815652
dude I don't even know anymore

I want to enjoy the game so badly and it makes me sad that it makes me this angry when I know it's supposed to be taken lightly and just to have a good time but I feel like I have a really bad relationship with the game just because it's starting to feel like I can't play without getting super angry and miserable because someone fucks up and they're swarming me/us in seconds no matter what I do or who I play

Maybe I should play Hanzo or Widow? At least then I don't have to deal with that shit as often
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>>145816782
kek
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>>145816416
>>145816506
This
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>>145816267
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>>145812965

It's F-ah-r-ah. Literally from Fareeha.

Only Americans can be this retarded with pronunciation.
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>>145816782
>that ass punch
based
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>>145816470
>prefer/avoid
>doing literally anything
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>>145812965
i'll call her whatever i feel like, thanks.
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>>145812869
>Playing soldier
>get into a battle with Tracer
>almost kill her, she has only a little health left
>she presses E
>continue battle, almost kill her again
>she dashes to a health pack, comes back
>almost kill her again
>another teammate comes over and finally finishes me off

Fuck tracers. they don't do shit but annoy you. Not good to have on your team, and no fun to fight against. Just like Mei
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>>145816758
>walk outside
>get sniped by balls
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Will premades have group or solo MMR in competitive?
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>>145814162
doing gods work anon
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>>145816267
Who likes /thicc/ here
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Where are all the other Heroes at?
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>join game
>2 reapers 2 genji and a mei
>defense
>Defeat before i can even select something
>next round, we're attack
>2 sub level 10's lock widow and hanzo
>literally everyone else locks genji
"we need support, go mei or symmetra"
>support
>"mei or symmetra"
>turns out we're up against a 5 man premade
this game is going to give me an aneurism, i mean sure its clear they were either new or trolling but even when i was under level 10 i still tried to fill the missing rolls/not pick all the same guy
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I'm not even a dirty game-leaver, ruining everyone's matches by ragequitting, I promise.

I left the SAME FUCKING GAME five times. Defending team picks 5 Meis during class selection, I leave. No problem. Wait one minute, look for a game, get put in the same game during setup. 5 Meis. Leave. Wait another minute, get put in the exact same fucking game in progress. Wait 1-2 minutes, look for a game, instantly put back in the Mei game, repeat. I figured waiting two minutes was good enough but apparently the world wanted me to play with the Meis.
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tanks need nerfs to their shields. should just be a base health unless torb or symmetra add playing
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>>145817091
Peace be upon you.
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>>145816874
theoretically I guess
in practice the servers shit out once every couple days so you'd get kicked out then
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>>145817168
stop leaving games fag
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>>145817101
pls respond
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>>145817170
If you could nerf or buff one thing specifically what would it be?

Personally I'd increase the charge time for Mercy's ult. The shit comes up way too much.
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>>145814162
>that salute at the end
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>>145816378
I don't know how it is in LoL or DotA but in HotS specific hero counters already exist. Maybe because it's more team focused I don't know but I didn't see this so much coming from HotS. Why would it be different in other MOBAs?
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>>145813707
Just a psychopath.
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>>145817168
This is your fault for being retarded. Once you join a game and it's the same map you were just on, leave during the loading screen and it doesn't count as a leave.
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>>145817091
>Discord is on you
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>>145813036
I play with a controller
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>>145817101
Yes
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>other team tries to counter our Mercy + Lucio with Mercy + Lucio + Zenyatta
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>>145817365
Fu
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>>145817340
>walk behind lamp post
>its gone
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>play as Dad
>can rape face

>play as McCree
>literally can't hit the broad side of a barn

what the fug
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>>145817154
We'll see you at Blizzcon!
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>>145817340
You are your own worst enemy.
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>>145817412
>walk behi-
>you're dead
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>Blizzard actually listening to fans
>Actually nerfing Widow and McCree, characters who needed to be nerfed.
>Not touching bastion, who is considered OP by pissbabies

Well shit, suddenly I'm excited for the future of this game
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>>145816829
End of June.
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>play mercy
>spam that I have ult, tell them to go in and die
>they proceed to walk in one at a time and die in different locations
>complain when I don't revive all of them
???????????????????????????
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>>145814780
>won't even show in top 100 played
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>>145817336
>loading screen

I have never seen a loading screen for this game ever because I have a PC made in the last 10 years.
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>team with genji on it
>lose

Genji mains are probably the most useless fucks in the entire world. At least hanzo has a useful ult.
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>>145817412
>zenyatta moves a few inches to the left
>it stays on you
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>>145817507
Nerfing him or Torj is my watermark of if they are easily swayed by shitters
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bombsquad Zarya
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>Join a game with 10 seconds left
Fun
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Zenyatta is fun
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>>145817551
Too bad your upgrades don't help you from being garbage at the game and crying about Mei.
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>>145817552
Every Genji main I've known is super nice though; not as nice as Soldier 76 or Mercy players but they are great people
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A MEI ZING
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>>145817154
>Hazmat Steve
I hope he's never in the game
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>>145817687
>nice clicking you mean

that guy mad af
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>>145817394
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>>145817552
when a genji does well he literally carries the game

its not a problem with genji its a problem with genji players who don't know when to switch to reaper.
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>>>145816384
I actually did anon

>>145816826
I had my ult ready in the first minute the problem was getting through the choke point. She also isn't completely useless, her Orb is one of the best ways to deal with turrets and bastions.
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>>145817507
It gives me hope that Blizzard will properly balance this game. In its overall current state after this latest patch I believe the game is quite well balanced, the only other changes I would make is the D.va which is already coming and a small increase to Mercy ult charge time.
Outside of that the balance is solid now that the main outliers that were McCree and Widowmaker have been tweaked.
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>>145817552
torb and symmetra players are my bane. they could be any other hero and it would be infinitely better.

but when they are on the other team they are on fire the whole game

aaah
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>>145817552
>people say genji takes the most skill to play
>has a projectile you can spam acrosss that map that does 86 per 3 shurikens, an escape mechanisms, a goddam deny tool, and an ult which you go full retard mode and spam l-shift with.
Gee whiz sure is a hard life
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>>145817878
bane?
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What the hell is this stupid meme I keep hearing about how Payload maps are in the Attackers favor? It takes some genuine retards to believe this shit.
>Attackers are forced to be near an objective, making it easier to not only find them if the payload is moving, but concentrate fire on
>In every single payload map, the defenders spawn is directly behind the last payload destination, making it extremely easy for defenders to get back into the fight while attackers have to trek halfway across the map
>Defenders can set up anywhere and let the attackers come to them, since the payload path never changes and thus guarantees defenders get the first shots
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>>145815312
All of Zenyatta's highlight intros are so god tier but they all require getting a POTG as Zenyatta
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>>145817814
The D.va buff I mean.
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You got killed by a Genji. Didn't you.
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>>145817914
really not that hard to do
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>>145817910
>It takes some genuine retards to believe this shit.

"It takes retards to believe in math and statistics"
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>>145815313
>Implying Reinhart's shield doesn't save the day every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw_6UyurJc
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I want pic related skin
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What is the hardest to play hero and why is it Genji?
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>>145817974
As opposed to?...
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>>145817687
>mccree and widow nerfed
>see zenyatta get potg now
well fuck me...
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I like to play Zarya but without charge she's so fucking weak. She can't even mowdown a squishy like every other tank.
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>>145818020
try playing zen with a team full of lone wolves.
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>>145817983
I'd like to see these alleged statistics
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>>145815065
The people that actually play Overwatch with any level of seriousness aren't the people that sit in circlejerk discords.

I play with a group of about 10-12 different people from /owg/ and they're all normal and good at the game.

At the very least you can coordinate team comps and communicate properly so you don't wipe to an easily preventable ult.
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>>145817910
The attackers spawn that moves
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>>145817507
>>145817626
They have stats right in front of them. I'm sure they know that bastion is only OP at the very lowest of shitter levels. Anyone that plays this game for more than 2 hours knows bastion is easily counterable.
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What do you do when you lose your armor while playing D.va? I feel like I can't contribute shit to the game without the armor. Should I just kill myself to get my armor back faster?

I don't want to waste a ult on getting armor back when dying would accomplish the same thing.
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What is the optimal location for Symmetra autism nests? Anyone got a guide?
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>>145816814

They'll be running a full meta team and practice the week leading up to it.

We'll run the 4 Reinhardt killdozer on King's Row.
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>defend first point till 40 seconds left
>they get it
>they proceed to push our shit in and take the last point in under 40 seconds from the first
aaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>145818017

Man you know we're going to get a whole round of christmas skins when December rolls around

>tfw just had a flashback to the christmas season back in the glory days of World of Warcraft
>Riding around on my reindeer mount
>Giving cookies to father winter
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>>145817626
>Nerf Bastion
>Nerf Torj
I hope to fucking god they don't. Annoying to deal with yes. But if you know what you're doing they're not a problem. If you're a fucking idiot you'll just walk out into the open and die over and over.

Though the tracking on the turret is a -little- insane. Enough to where I'd personally like to see it nerfed, like literally just a half a half a second delay or something. But if they didn't I'd be fine with that.
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>use mouse on Ps4 because friends pooled to buy me overwatch to play with them
>get hate mail every so often for "hacking"/not getting shit on by turrets
>mfw I mostly play junkrat
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>objectives
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>>145817806
>Took you 4 minutes to get through first choke
>When you would have been through in first 10 seconds with any offensive character with mobility
>But at least I can deal with Bastions and Torb turrets in triple the time as a Pharah!

She's a meme pick and you'd be more effective on a plethora of other characters. You can do well in this game on anything, but it's insulting, to yourself and others, when you try to imply that she's actually good on first point offense using your own videos that even demonstrate how comparatively useless she is.
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>>145813036
400 DPI
6 Sens

It's a problem only when I play Genji but I never play Genji so whatever.
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>>145818268
>Should I just kill myself to get my armor back faster?

This is what comes to mind rather than getting healed or finding health packs?

/owg/ everyone.
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>>145818268
>I don't want to waste a ult on getting armor back when dying would accomplish the same thing.
Nigger that meter is completely independent of self-destruct. Also her damage is decent out-of-suit
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why does genji's ult get weighted so heavily towards potg? I played reaper for almost an entire nepal map doing work on the enemy team and I switched to genji for like 2 minutes and ult'd, killed like 3 people and it was potg.
same thing on a hollywood map. I dun get it
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>>145818068
>sitting on koth point in overtime
>roadhog turns the corner, literally in breathing distance
>panic, transcend
>teammates murder him
>2 seconds in to transcending, enemy reaper drops down and hits ult
>all damage outhealed
>somehow he's still alive after, finish him off with bodyshots
>lucio shows up, headshot and kill him before he can even start wallriding

too bad this game doesn't save any of your highlights, and i'll probably never do anything like that ever again, it was mostly luck
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>>145817687
>Mercy: nice clicking you mean
why are mercy players so fucking stupid lmao, the hero that guy plays requires less effort than zen
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>>145817962
I sure did, I play a lot of support
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>>145817891
>post about how Genji is OP
>image about how Genji is suppuseless
Anon that's not works
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>>145817814
Widow still needs nerfs
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>>145818391
I've ejaculated to that image, specifically tracer's butt, too many times to count.
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>>145818339
>he solo alts as lucio

lol
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>>145818268
You jump like mad and spam your gun/find a tank that isn't paying attention and shoot them until your ult is back. The alt for getting your mech back is different from your normal ult.
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>>145818391
nigga, Reaper is GOD on hollywood

i have never not had POTG with reaper on hollywood
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>>145818305

>Small eggs were worth 5s on the AH for 11 months of the year
>They always jump up to 25g a stack in December

Many shekels were made on the backs of daily quest autists.
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>>145818484
Nobody cares
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>>145816208
>playing mei
>hear the wheel coming towards me
>ice block
>he rides in circles around me and blows it up when I come out
Pretty funny desu. This was low levels so it probably wouldn't work against a semi-aware team since they'd just shoot it.
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>tfw Winston main
>tfw it's always monkey business time
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>>145818503
>alts
can we stop this before it becomes a thing
this might be worse than "turrents"
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Peace be upon you, Junkrat
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>>145813764
Ahahahaha oh you poor bastard. I think I hear your wife's son crying for something you better see to that or he might kick your ass again.
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>>145818484
can I watch?
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>>145818484
That's a great but though it's not fair
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>game has built in voice chat
>nobody spams music about killing niggers or other meme shit

Why, I've encountered this in every online PC game except Overwatch. I kind of miss the large casual mode csgo lobbies of people spamming meme music and singing along.
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>girls always high level because betas play with them rabidly and they're always in stacks

Who the fuck thought the +20% for being in a group was a good idea? Grinding for cosmetics takes fucking FOREVER
>>
>open loot box
>grey grey blue blue
>duplicate player icon, a bastion bleeple, 50 coins, and a duplicate spray

JUST
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>>145818374
keep in mind most people are in games where you're lucky if there is even a single healer between both teams, and have no map awareness beyond running in the direction of red dudes
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>>145818592
Your post is the worst one in this thread without a doubt
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>>145818642
Price tag, mainly. Keeps children and third world monkeys out
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>>145818575
You fucks scare the shit out of me, as soon as it's going good then suddenly monkey business


and it's always on Illious too...
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>>145818484
thanks for sharing
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You know in 15 years of online gaming it never ceases to amaze me that people don't learn to shoot the fucking doctor first.
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does blizzard think the robot with a bird is a funny meme or something
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>>145814162
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>>145818068
i fear nothing now that i dont get one shot by widows
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>>145818642
because you have to join the voice chat to even use it but no one does
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>>145818768
>killing an enemy player is bullying
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>>145818120
>Try playing [insert support] with a team of lone wolves.
You're forced to pocket as Mercy
You're not effective as Lucio
You're pointless as Symmetra
You're already dead as Zenyatta
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:3c
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>>145818754
Probably, that's why they bothered giving him voicelines.
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>>145818768
that's a pretty good bullying senpai
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>>145818561
I got four (you)'s out of it :)
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>>145818841
i mean honestly playing as literally any hero without teamwork is awful and you're basically guaranteed to lose

at least as a non-support in that situation you stand a chance of winning a 1v1 every now and again
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>>145818120

Zen can still at least offer a modicum of usefulness even with a bunch of lone wolves through his orbs.

A bad Genji is worse than having an open spot on your roster. An open spot won't be farmed for ult.
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>>145814162
>tfw sometimes I just stop caring about the game
>pick mei
>follow one person around and make sure that person won't enjoy the game anymore

I don't know why but it's more fun than winning.
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>>145818958
can I watch you jerk off or not???
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>>145818841
>Symmetra
>support
Nice meme!
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>>145819035
>it's not support if it doesn't heal xD
kill yourself
>>
I feel like matchmaking is fucked up. I've had very few games where it was close and interesting. Usually one team wipes the floor with the other and you have to rely on people rage quitting early to have a chance at someone decent joining your/their team to balance it out.

Something's Fucky.
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>>145819030
why would you want this
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>>145818841
>If i play mercy everyone's either a million miles apart and forces me to pocket or they're all closely together so i can't use shift to escape flankers
>If i play lucio they all scatter cockroaches and i can never heal or ult more than 2 people at a time
>On payload maps it's just me skating around on the payload while genjis and tracers fuck off to try and do genjis and tracers thinks but actually just dying like useless shits
This game will give me an ulcer
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>>145819023
i just get raped by genjis and reapers if i'm ever by myself for more than 200 ms

don't know if it's because i'm getting better or worse
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>>145818768
The Pharah killing herself was funnier
>>
what's the hero to play when you don't care about your team
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>>145819091
it's hot
>>
R E M O V E
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>Update comes out
>Changelog:
>If Reaper is using the "El Blanco" or "Mariachi" skin, his voice is replaced with a dramatic Spanish Telenova voice
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>>145818353
we had 5 other offensive Heros on the team and none of them could break through before the 4 minute mark. Of course it's a gamble if you get your teleporter up behind enemies lines but if you do it's an almost guaranteed cap despite your team formation. Does she work again's good teams with communication? Probably not but she is still underrated on attack maps at least in random quick matches.
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>3 games in a row I get Attack on Hanamura
>every game I have a fucking Dva main that refuses to switch and is completely useless all game

what is with Dva that attracts the worst shitters and autists?
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>>145819165
i mean
i've already made multiple webm's of myself masturbating
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>>145818642
>tfw you will never play 1.6 in 2003 again, spamming this on mic until everyone on the server mutes you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
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>>145819090
the human brain sees patterns in randomness where none exist.
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>>145819157

Genji.

I'm gonna break through and git gud with him eventually, dammit.
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>>145818274
Depends on the map of course but they're all pretty obvious. Choke points and small indoor areas.
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>>145819085
Not him but symmetras kit just seems more like a defense hero, it's like saying torbjörn is support. The only thing that makes her a support hero, unlike torbjörn, is her ult I guess.
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>Team keeps running into the enemy 1 by 1
>Give up on helping and go exploring
>>
What are these "seasons" that kept being talked about in the recent Developer Update video regarding competitive play?
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>>145812393

Justify Justification
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>>145817276
I would nerf champions to have no basic abilities and only give them their ultimates
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>play pharah
>people constantly trying to snipe me out of the sky with anything the second i press shift (their zenyatta fucking headshot sniped me with orbs at one point)

>enemy pharah
>im literally the only person trying to air rocket duel her or even shoot at her during her ult
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>Reinhardt + Mercy + Bastion
>"hey someone should go Junkrat!"
>no one does
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>>145819225
live is more fun
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>>145817629
>no simple telnyashka outfit to showcase her physique
>no slav tracksuit
>no 80s ruskie wrestling heel
>no boxing hoodies or gym clothes
>nothing uncharacteristically cute or feminine

This is suffering.
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>>145818642
The sound design is too busy in this game. Even if you blasted music it would still be overwhelmed by all the other sounds.
>>
>getting disconnected from Overwatch every 3 minutes I turn the game on
What the fuck is going on now
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>>145812393
Heroes don't die
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>>145819381
you should've. being support or tank is not an excuse.
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>>145819287
Holy shit
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>>145819458
it is 100% an excuse you shit
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>>145819157
Genji/Widow

I usually play with a stack so when I soloQ I just play these two.
>>
bastions ult is actually pretty fucking ridiculous
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>>145819381
go junkrat yourself faggot
>>
So I can only play Pharah well, I am truly a OTP shitter

What hero is the most like Pharah in terms of playstyle?
>>
JAHSTICE RAINS FROM AHBOVE
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apologize
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>>145819364
>tfw you keep seeing people rage about zen more and more and it keeps reminding you of shit you've done recently

obv the chances that chances that it was actually me are basically zero but i like to pretend
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>>145819287
what the fuck
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How the fuck does anyone play Mercy? She's objectively the least fun character in the entire game
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Are the aussie servers down again

why am I getting 200 ping to everything
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>>145819513
>>145819552
>Can'r proceed because no junkrat
>Play same thing because you refuse to switch
>lose
what did you accomplish
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>>145819287
>That fucking face

I fucking live for these moments
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>>145819557
Symmetra
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>>145819287
holy shit somebody make a 2 second loop of this
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>>145819287
What?
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>>145819513
nope.
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>>145819198
>Obviously I couldn't have broken through on an offensive character despite the fact that the character I "broke" through on has similar health, but with no mobility or range on the gun

She's perfectly rated on attack maps. You can do well with any character in pugs because everyone is bad.

Just look at your own webms. The one in the post I'm responding to? Lucio clearly sees there are like 5 turrets in that corner, but rushes in to die anyway. And then Zenyatta does literally the exact same thing. And then Zarya doesn't just shoot lobbed shots at your feet because she obviously can't hit with the laser.
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Which skin should I unlock?
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>>145819504
>>145819589
if you were to actually browse reddit you would have seen that plus many more funny stuff just like it a long time ago. it was on the front page for a while, and so is a bunch of other overwatch stuff constantly.

as a matter of fact, most of the webms/gifs I see here are taken from reddit posts.

REDDIT WINS AGAIN, LOSERS!!!
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>>145819749
Okay?
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>>145819739
the one you like the most
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>>145819739
How edgy do you want to be?
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>>145819739
Nevermore for maximum edge, Mariachi/El Blanco if you don't feel like being too edgy.
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>>145819576
For?
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>finally get a legendary after 15 levels
>it's scavenger to go with the junker the game gave me for my last legendary

th-thanks...
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>>145819739
White one. Camo on snow maps. :^)
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>>145819749
nah they were here first
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>>145819287
fucking what
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>>145819739
There really is no wrong answer
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>>145819739
The one you like the least.
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>Genji: Fuck off Mei you fucking bitch
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>>145819739
M A R I A C H I
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>That feel when the only skin you like is one a character you're just terrible at.

Should I spend some of my 2000 sheckles on Jackal/Anubis and then hope I can become competent?
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>>145815906
>filename
sides gone
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>>145819749
>if you were to actually browse reddit you would have seen that plus many more funny stuff just like it a long time ago.

I like to keep my life cancer free thanks
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>>145819971
iktf

Mei firefighter skin is just so kawaii, but i fucking hate Mei
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>>145819630
Nah that's Roadhog. All I do is be a fat piece of shit with le hook every 10 seconds. This character is so fucking basic he's the most boring character to play.
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>>145819971
I'd go for it, those two are GOAT epic skins, they could pretty much be legendary
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>>145815906
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>>145820034
well im glad i hate everything single thing about mei
wish i didnt get 2 legendary for her tho
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Post your killstreaks.
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>tfw your q literally wins the game
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>>145819998
>Everyone ITT going apeshit over a reddit-tier post literally stolen straight from reddit
>reddit filled with stuff exactly it constantly
>tyler the creator reaction image
>"nah dood we're 2 cool for reddit"
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>team gets shitty and starts blaming me for losing
>just go symmetra and teleport them off a cliff
>have more fun than playing "seriously"

this game is shit
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>>145812734
"This ranking is based on your total score with this hero"
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Please fill out this poll
Ultra high sens shitters not welcome

http://www.strawpoll.me/10513456
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>>145820125
>as zenyatta
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>>145819971
Get Jackal, and have a friend get Golden for Soldier 76 so that way you can match
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>>145820084
>death comes
>not death goes
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>>145820146
The game is fine, the playerbase is shit.
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>>145820146
Nice idea, gonna use that
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I can't stop picking Hanzo
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>>145820114
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>tfw sprained my ankle trying to dance like Lucio
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>>145820362
I can't stop picking trashmouse or Zarya, both are just too much fun.
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>>145820410
>trying to dance like lucio
He doesn't even have ankles
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>>145820410
Wow anon you're a fun guy
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>>145819630
>flying around the map with basically no cooldown doing your best to stay alive when being focused
>not fun
kys my man
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>>145820410
your problem was that you didn't have robot legs
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>>145819723
>Obviously I couldn't have broken through on an offensive character despite the fact that the character I "broke" through on has similar health, but with no mobility or range on the gun

any character could have gone through at that point in the game but Symmetra is the only one that can bring her team with her.

I dunno I can still see this working again's a better team if you have good communication with your team as well.
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>>145820362
good to know
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>>145817079
I like fighting tracers, they never think i'm going to direct rocket impact them
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>>145820142
>reddit filled with stuff exactly it constantly
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>>145820534
You're welcome
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>>145820114
>>
>you will never get recognition for things like sacrificing yourself behind enemy lines to kill their mercy on their final overtime push because points+flash=good :^)
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>>145820513
>doing your best to stay alive

You mean getting destroyed every single time an enemy spots you since everyone knows to kill Mercy? Yeah, real fun.
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>>145820478
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>>145820410
Are you white?
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>>145820606

>everyone knows to kill Mercy

I dunno, man. That's a concept a lot of people are still having trouble wrapping their heads around.
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>>145819739
I think they're all pretty good. Though (maybe it's just the image) the green one kinda looks poopy-colored.
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>Ilios
>Play Lucio
>Get 4 gold medals
>Everyone commends Zenyatta.
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>The enemy team has a Mei
She is just so infuriating to play against, even more so then Tracer, God dammit.
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>>145820708
i fucking wish.
>spawn
>get killed by reaper
>spawn
>get killed by widow
>spawn
>get killed by genji
>spawn
>get killed by tracer
>spawn
>get killed by mccree
>spawn
>get killed by hanzo
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>>145819630

She's a Quick Fix Medic on roids. And the QF was my favorite weapon in the game.
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bretty loaded box, i like

already got dvas legendary and i dont like bastion at all tho ;_;
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>>145820708
>pulse bomb
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>>145820084
>everyone but reinhardt already dead to ult
>that second lucio kill
Top kek this is just like that reinhardt who charged the d. va ult into his team
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>>145820853
D.Va's legendaries are shit tho.
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>>145817910
>the attacking team has to wipe the defenders 3-4 times max
>the defenders have to wipe the attackers every single encounter for 12 minutes
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>>145820923
i think the scavenger one is cute which is the one i own

i like the white one as well tho, might switch it up
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>bad night
>mmr fell into the 4 torbjorn bracket
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>>145819739
Nevermore.

Plague doctors are cool as fuck
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>>145820708
Even worse is when you're playing with friends and say "hey focus the Mercy first"
"but then they all start shooting at us!"
No shit you are trying to kill their get out of jail free card, fucking do it!
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>>145820125
>play Reaper
>generally average aiming ability
>but it's koth Illios in the little shanty near the edge
>get shit pushed in until Q is up and then proceed to destroy from that point and win
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torbjorn is the best duelest in the game
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>>145820084
why did you go flying into the hole instead of getting pinned if their lucio was already dead and incapable of giving you an extra push
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>Teammate has switched from Bastion to Tracer.
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share some Reaper names
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>>145821118
Rein charge was a bit off to it knocked me away instead of pinning me
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>>145815630
I love how terrible the mcree playerbase is as a result of the nerf, its like if you couldnt win by mashing right click twice you would actually be useless
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>>145820708
Not when I play as Mercy
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>>145821045
Time to play Zarya then and melt bitches.
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>tfw dad is the only offense hero I enjoy playing

I don't even play military shooters
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I really wish there was a toggleable minimap.
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>>145821304
nah
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>>145821159
My God it loops so well...
It's like the Lucio is stuck in a constant state of contesting the payload.
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>>145821079

>A Mercy v Mercy game comes down to "whose flanker doesn't care about K/D".

>My team's Genji is taking on full-health Roadhogs
>Their team's Genji is cutting me in half and being sent to Paradise.
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who is that one character you have never played and never will

for me it's MeCree
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is mmr determined by win rate or what
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>>145821159
that loops well
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I want to buy pills from Lucio
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>>145821330
wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
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>>145812321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8np-kLb9bu4
good video for using tracer
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>>145821365
Genji.
I have a total of 7 minutes with him, and that's about seven minutes more than I could stand.
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>>145821435
yes, i did.
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>>145821365

Bastion.

As of now, I have like 3 minutes played on him. I'll play him enough to get the achievements, then never touch him again. Same with Mei.
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>Play Reaper
>Q timing is always shit
>Have never had a good Q
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>>145821435
wallhacks already exist you stupid faggot
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>>145819381
I go Symmetra or Pharah to crack that combo

Just keep orbing the group or use Pharah's E to knock their reinhardt off the bastion, the bastion always just runs
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>>145821510
wallhacks != minimap

notice how different words are used to describe different concepts, this is what is known as language
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>>145821365
None because I'm not an autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nL6Umrsrg
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best soldier skin?
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>>145821492
I went a game where I got literally 5 quadra+ kills with my Q and we STILL lost because my team couldn't follow through.
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>>145821492
my limited experience says that it's best to use it when the enemy team is distracted, just like most ults
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>>145821492
save it and wait for them to be distracted dude, you're that motherfucker who ghosts up into a crowd while they're all watching you aren't ya?
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>get win% up to 55
>have been getting put into losing matches and games with retarded teammates at an increasing rate

:^)
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>>145821583
my point is you don't need a minimap with the tools you already have available, you stupid retard
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>watchpoint gibraltar
>huge level stack
>l-levels mean nothing right guys
>lose in 2:31

premium matchmaking
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>>145821365
Reinhardt

He looks like the character you let your kid brother play because he requires no decision making or execution

>inb4 blah blah blah

I don't care, never gonna play him
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>>145821365
Symmetra.

Every single time I see her, my team or not, she gets hell shat all over her.
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>>145821591
>when people shittalk a bad potg when it actually describes how shit everyone was that match since nothing was better
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>>145821365
dva
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>>145821628
no one said "need". again, words are used to refer to things. please sue your elementary school teachers and / or legal guardians.
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>been playing solo all day
>literally only payload games

hmmmmmmmm
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>>145821365
Widowmaker
D.va
Genji
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>>145821591

>That flashbang toss

About right for a McCree player.
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>>145821362
Anytime I'm playing Reinhardt with pubs I target Mercy myself. I play aggressively as him so I'll be up there breaking their line anyway, it makes me a little sad watching them panic and jump around trying to find some one to fly to.Is this what being a monster feels like?
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>>145821743
right, so you don't need a minimap so this conversation is pointless then :^)
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>>145819381
>Just had to deal with this shit at Kings Row while on attack
>playing as Pharah
>I E the wall behind them and blow them apart and my team can do nothing.
>I blow them all away with a JUSTICE and my team does nothing.
>It eventually comes down to me being literally right next to the combo as the defending teams two bastions both ult at the same time and I JUSTICE right into the side of them, killing them, the reinhardt and the mercy all in one go.

When you have to kill two thirds of the enemy team for your own team to do anything, you're having a bad fucking day.
>>
GUYS IF UR PLAYING SOLO ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CHANGE SERVER FROM NA TO EU.

NA gamerss are the fucking worst gamers around
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>>145821365
Every male hero and Zarya
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>>145821635
>entire enemy team under level 40
>my entire team is over level 100
>we lose in less than 4 minutes
>I had to choose between playing reinhardt on king's row first point or lucio/mercy
>i went with mercy, maybe we'll be fine without a tank
nah, they blamed me for not playing a tank after that because "we could've just gotten health packs"
I'm pretty much done with solo queuing.
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>>145820410
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>145821815
it isn't. he said he wishes there was a minimap, not that he needs one, and you have contributed exactly nothing in response.
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>>145821840
i don't experience any difference when i queue with my EU friends, only notable difference is ping
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>>145821620
was like that for me too.

>last leg of the push.
> 30 seconds left.
>map with no good sniping spots on final defense
>have a hanzo and widowmaker both still
>they refuse to switch
>lose game because it's 4v6 against a push.

no reason to have a sniper indoors let alone two on the last part of a push cart map
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>>145821840
I SAID IF UR PLAYING SOLO you dense NA fucktard
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the quickscope nerf really seems to have deterred a lot of Widow mains. I can finally enjoy Pharah.
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>>145821920
actually i have, and my point is a minimap is pointless

why want one when you can just switch to hanzo or widow lmao, or better yet play with people that know how to comm!! if you lack awareness in this game to the point you want a minimap, you're fucking awful
>>
>Lucio time played: 1 hour
>Time on fire: 59 minutes
>Mercy time played: 8 hours
>Time on fire: 1 hour

Apart from capturing a point while healing a tank from critical health to full, followed by rezzing two people, and then getting two eliminations, it seems damn near impossible to get on fire as Mercy. I've never had more healing done in a match as Mercy than I have as Lucio either. What's the point of actually playing her?
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>>145822057
it will make no difference, calm down
>>
Does anyone have the Soldier 76 "Navy SEAL" copypasta?
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>>145822070
I too have found that I've been having a lot more success with her, maybe I can finally learn to aim with her now
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>>145822090
for her ultimate
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>>145822057
nice you reply to yourself, who's the fucktard now huh
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>>145822090
Rez
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>>145822087
you don't know why he wants a minimap. maybe to know the location of healthpacks, or the location or status of your teammates when they are scattered. he never said why, so we can only speculate.

also, why are you so angry?
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>>145820362
how about you give source
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>>145822090

Much better spot healing if your team has a competent tank soaking damage.

Also, her ult breaks the game.
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>>145822090
Ult and focusing teammates during their ults.
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>>145822223
i'm calling you bad, you don't need a minimap for healthpacks since they're always in the same place and teammates already have chevrons over them

try again
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>>145820656
>reaper getting trapped in zarya's ult

Did the person who made this not realize what his shift does?
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>>145822321
i just told you we don't know why he wants a minimap, i'm simply guessing. i don't particularly care if one is implemented one way or the other. try to calm down, it's not good for your blood pressure.
>>
>join floppy ass defense steamroll
>pick lucio
>win inches away from last point due to desperate ult and lucky headshots
>only card from my team on end screen
>other group is obvious premade
>our team had a controller torb that spend half the match with his turret down staring at a wall
I should feel pride, but there is only disappointment

why do they think stomps are the optimal game state?
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>>145821365
junkrat symmetra bastion torbjorn mcree

not a fan of the braindead characters
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>>145822109
lol this is coming from a NA casual shitters that never played a game on EU before
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>>145816053
He has le funny head XDDD
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>>145820656

>goes wraithform
>yougonnagetreaped.jpg
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>>145820684
Yes.
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>>145822090
lucio is best when you have a group of people who you cant completely coordinate with but are at least smart enough to stay together . His ult is a premtive one. i use it most of the time when i know a junkrat/reaper/D.va ult is going to land on the team.

Mercy is best with either a coordinated team or if its you and a friend, and her ult is a do-over button.
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>>145822445
provide any evidence at all (screencap of email, recorded interview) that blizzard thinks stomps are the optimal game state.
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>>145822445
They're going to fix it by having it so when your team is doing well they start doing less damage, until you lose two big fights in a row and your damage becomes normal again. This should reduce the amount of "stomps" and get to those huge long overtime games we all want.
>>
Can a nigga get the Dva Dew shower gif? <3
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>>145822623
Die.
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>two symmetras insta locked
>no healing support
>both those dumbfucks did jack shit the entire game
>only ever saw one teleporter up at a time
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>>145822551
this is coming from someone that plays on both equally, calm down
>>
>eurobabies think they're good at games
daily reminder they've never won a superb owl
50-0 USA USA USA
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>trying to kill a Mei solo with a 0% Zarya


the only way to win is if the Mei had a fucking seizure and stopped playing
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>>145821676
>Every single time I see her, my team or not, she is shitting hell all over the street
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>>145822623
No I hate niggers and affirmative actionigger welfaredindu shit.
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>>145819630
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>>145817292
In LoL at any given time there are 10-20 top champions and the rest are literally not worthy of being played and are completely outclassed by the current best Champs.

When you balance a game like Riot does, by changing numbers at will, you end up with terrible overall balance and it all depending on who gets the "top picks".
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>>145822787
dont forget we are the back to back world war champs, we fucking run this shit
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>>145822814
Mercy mains must be depressed/suicidal to play such a boring character.
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>playing Mercy
>hear RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>he's coming straight at us from behind
>nobody turns around
>Play of the game: Genji
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>>145820142
>reddit filled with stuff exactly it constantly
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>>145822718
this coming from someone that plays on both equally, NA is full of shitters and casuals
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>>145822881
turn around and shoot him in the head you fucking healslut, you have a gun
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>mfw pugging
>mfw currently on an 8 game losing stream
>mfw teams of retards that can't turn around
>mfw getting most elims one match as mercy
>mfw a junkrat throwing his trap and bomb right outside our spawn within sight of 3 of us, and 2 of my teammates still walked out like retards while I was trying to destroy them

I think its time to stop.
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>>145822814
jesus christ
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>>145822906
just like EU.
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>>145819630
Healing is just satisfying, especially when you're all angel while doing it.
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>>145822327
You'd be surprised how many Reapers just stay there. Either it was on CD or they aren't familiar with him, also it's just a joke comic.
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>>145822941
not really you special little fat NA fuck, a lot of EU people have no lives so that makes them better at vidya : )
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>>145822926
I've just played a game of king's row where people just kept running into a meat grinder of turrets and spam. People are brain dead
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>>145822871
just masochistic

>heal Reinhardt to 100%
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>in a gesture that could only be described as "lol good luck mercy" he dashes into a cave
>Genji ends at 35HP before he kills me
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>>145823034
Both of you need to be quiet.
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>>145822926
>pubbing mercy
switch to contesting frog
get 4 gold
win games
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should i buy overwatch?

it looks really really fun. like genuinely fun but i dont play many competitive FPSes that much.
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>>145823002
Healing is satisfying only when playing Lucio
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>>145822814
>I want attention

Go away.
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>>145823034
>Top person in the world has 2k+ games
>Still 80 more losses than wins
amount of time playing the game doesn't make them any better
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>>145822814
214 hours already? what the fuck
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>>145823131
Overwatch isn't competitive
Just fuck around and play with friends
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>>145823131
then this should be right up your alley because it's neither competitive nor an FPS
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>>145822881
WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU. maybe they don't have the sound on?
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>>145821605
>Soldiers schtick is that hes just another faceless soldier with a cylon visor
>none of his legendaries has this so it's just him tapping the side of his head and gaining aimbot vision
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>>145823131
yeah man
there's this guy called hanzo
he's super duper good
you basically just shoot arrows at fights and get free kills
then you do this big ass dragon move that kills like 2-3 people
you should main him and play him every match
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>Its a nobody on the team pays attention to the Pharah directly behind us episode.
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>want to get the symmetra 20 tp achievement
>every game is over before I can because either my team were too good or too retarded
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>>145823131
It's way more like a MOBA with a slightly different camera, if you like League of Legends or DOTA this game is for you.
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>X has joined the game
>X has left the game
>X has joined the game
>X has left the game
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>>145823241
it's an FPS though
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>>145823080

The problem wasn't me being mercy it just dumb fuck teams, nobody watching flanks, did 2 matches where the reaper was just running a train on us, I'm yelling into the mic reaper behind us, I took him out myself a few times, but most of the time he got me and would kill the other morons watching the door and not looking behind.

My favorite was the game with the level 3 bastion player camping on the rafters and nobody was trying to get him out there.
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>>145820114
Eh the usual
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>>145823326
lol overwatch is an FPS like planetside2 is an RTS
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So which attack is the best one to follow up with Roadhog's hook? I've been trying to git gud with him but I just can't aim for shit so I've noticed literally zero difference with either shot. General advice would be much appreciated as well.
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>>145823192
Oh yes I'm sure a level 1-70 guy who decides to pick a new hero he hasn't played before is going to fair just as well as the level 100+ poopsocker who is familiar with all characters and knows many of their mechanics/tricks and will counterpick.
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>same player has gone Widowmaker about ten games in a row, no matter what gametype
Why do these people exist
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>>145823293
>you do
>you're a mercy/lucio
it's like being tied to the train tracks and feeling the earth shake
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>bastion
>people gettin mad
>reaper keeps teleporting point blank in front of you to try to kill you.

anyone else have this happen ? it's happened to me numerous times
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>Estimated time: 0:16
>Elapsed time: 2:14
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>>145823326
hehehehe

The greatest trickery Blizzard has ever pulled was convincing the world that Overwatch is a FPS
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>>145813280
It is. When I went against him I typed his name into google and looked like it was a streamer with multiple people taking turns.
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>tfw you realize nobody actually bothers defending their healslut
People ship Genji and Mercy because she's gotten the cyber NTR dick so many times it's broken her.
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>>145823364
hook>hold left mouse to guarantee first action when hook ends>melee is the combo, you can right click first to soften people up before you administer the hookscan if you think its necessary. if you don't hold left mouse and your victim is holding their ability button they can weasel away, for example, hook reaper>he holds shift>you don't hold LMB, he probably will wraith before you can shoot him
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>>145823326
>give overwatch top down camera somehow
>maps to accomidate it
>it's the same
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>>145815136
>someone
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ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA

im fucking serious though how hard is it to not be incredibly retarded
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>>145823364
m1
m2 is same attack when it pops but does 50 otherwise, a waste of a hook
melee is extra 30 you throw out after m1
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>>145823375
I'll do this with tracer if I'm playing without a group, just to try to learn her better.
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>>145823413
It's in first person
You shoot at people
It is a FPS
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>>145823385
>reaper teleports in front of friendly bastion
>shield the bastion from long range
>reaper manages to pop the shield
>and then keep shooting
>and then kill the bastion
I just watched in complete bewilderement
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Dva is fucking bad, if you play her regularly you are shit, you aren't helpful for you team and everyone groans when they see you pick her, the enemy team laughs and sits back for the easy win.

Just letting you guys know
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>>145823375
it's quick play, you don't get upset when people buy meme guns in counter-strike community servers do you? lmao
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>Low elo losers already trying to make excuses as to why they won't be at their goal Rank when Competitive comes out

o I am laffin'
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>>145823385

>Playing Hanzo on Hanamura defense
>Posted up on the ledge overlooking the chokepoint leading to A
>Every time Reaper spawns, he shadowsteps right in front of me and I dome him

I actually almost fucked up the first time in sheer bewilderment. How the fuck are people that dumb?
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>>145823231
i guess so, but most of my friends are addicted to Dota and CSGO.

>>145823241
this sounds like a meme but i'll believe it

>>145823292
>>145823304
i've played lots of DoTa before with my friends, i guess i could handle this.

anyways, i just wanna make sure the game isnt dead by the time i buy it.

thanks pals.

also i like the Genji or the Reaper guy, maybe I'll play them.
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>>145823476
>TF2
>hey I better protect this medic
>shoot three rockets at whoever's attacking the medic
>hooray! I did it!

>>145823476
>Overwatch
>hey I better protect this medic
>shoot three rockets at whoever's attacking the medic
>attacker turns into a 1000 HP gorilla and starts smacking the shit out of her
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>>145823476
It's really weird seeing that, you'd think people would turn around or keep at least a little situational awareness. I get she has a pistol but really there are heros who constantly go after her and a little help never hurts.
>>
A big problem I've noticed with pubbies is their lack of ability to prioritise targets.

You shoot the healer first
>>
>Arriving at Watchpo-
>Leave game
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>>145823594
>Actually planning to play a "competitive" mode in a non-competitive game
I think you're the loser here, anon
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>>145823680
I hate that stage too. I stomach it a few times but only on Attack.
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>>145823478
>>145823520
Alright, cheers anons. Wasn't sure from the damage dealt, but my dumb as probably would have stuck with the mid-range shot if only because it looks like it'd deal more damage.
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I found a cute girl!
A cute girl who likes to play video games!
She plays Hanzo and Lucio and communicates well with the team!
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>>145823680
>Arriving at temple of an-
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>>145815570
Shame on everyone that takes this transparent false flag bait
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Why do people get so angry in quick play? I don't get it

Everyone seems to throw a verbal tantrum if you don't play exactly how they want you to, it's ridiculous
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>>145823759
Be cool. Don't be clingy. Try to imagine yourself in her shoes. Good luck anon.
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>>145823759
shut up
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>>145823680
>ya yoy yee
>attack
>alt f4
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>>145823759
why do animefaggots always blog about their fantasies that never took place?
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>>145823759
>tfw no cute bf to play overwatch with
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>>145823835
they care about their quickplay winrate for some reason

just mute them and play whatever you want, those faggots can eat a dick
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>kill the reaper my team is ignoring and get a triple res right after
>play of the game is bastion getting two tank kills
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>>145812393
mercy can only single target heal
mercy cannot attack enemies while healing unlike lucio and zenyatta
mercy has difficulty getting out of bad situations as opposed to getting into them
mercy has no get out of jail free moves
everyone on your team expects a heal slut
everyone on the enemy team prioritizes your mercy/you
as stated earlier. most of the time her ult is used for 1-2 person rezs
stop wasting all your ults in one fight and expect the rez
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>>145823835

Because every person is the hard carry, and everyone on their team is dead weight if they lose.
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>>145823835
press P, disable voice and text chat for the game. pretend like you're playing with AI since they probably are about the same as the easy mode bots
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>>145823835
Because you are playing on NA the worst server with the worst type of gamers ever.

Thank League for making NA a complete joke
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>>145823835
I've gotten about 10 really bad games tonight all pretty close to each other

im fully fuckin tilted if I see a goddamn double genji dva team one more time im gonna fucking murder someone
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>>145823958
>>145823897
nobody seriously thinks this way though, right
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>>145824006
haha DAE read /int/! Amerifats! eurocucks! let's banter!
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>>145824006
Here's your (you)
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>>145824042
Low elo players don't understand that this is a team game, and they only play for kills and personal glory.
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>>145824042
what do you mean
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>>145823950

>Mercy has trouble getting out of bad situations
>Mercy has no get out of jail free moves

Guardian Angel is probably the best "get out of jail free" ability in the game. All you need is that stupid AFK Widowmaker to be in your general LOS.
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>>145819861
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>>145823835
I only get really miffed if we enter that stage of
>leave spawn
>eat ult
>respawn
>eat ult
>respawn
>eat ult

that is very likely to happen with a very shit team.
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>>145823838
Will do!
>>145823840
But why?
>>145823880
If that's what you think anon! I hope you find a cute girl who plays video games too!
>>145823891
That's weird anon, boys are icky!
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>>145812393
Mercy is the most played hero
She is played by every female in existence and every beta otherwise
She needs a game changing, easy to perform move because most people don't know how to play
and you hook more whales if you make them feel impotent
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>>145812770
It works fine if your team can focus her down. Just don't half ass it.
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>>145822580
D.Va's ult will still kill most of the cast even with the shield at max strength. Better to ACCELERATE out of there.
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Does 76's ultimate make his Helix Rockets unmissable too?
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTKo9m7tRw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm11SRcAfeM
>widowmaker's voice
>mei's voice
My dick is diamonds.
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>>145824176
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>>145824156
everyone was just having fun playing video games and then this one fucking asshole decides to play Mei
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>>145823759
Good job.
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>>145824270
Nah they're all just generic anime voices with no accent or personality
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>>145823835
How do you have fun being complete and utter shit?
>Gibraltar
>Two Genjis getting mutilated by Bastion and Torb's turret
>'Hey maybe you should sw-"
>"no u do xD"
>proceed getting mutilated over and over
Why do people do this? Where's the fun in getting yourself mindlessly killed until the time runs out without accomplishing anything? Why?
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>>145824259
It makes them track for the initial launch and travel normally otherwise
Better to save it as a finisher when the ult runs out
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>>145824259
don't think so
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>>145824373
Guess their E keys were borked
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>>145823759
things that never happened
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>enemy genji raping us
>friendly McCree switches to Genji
>spends his time hunting down the other Genji and their healslut
>always hear him spam "MADA MADA" every time he kills the enemy Genji
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>>145824156
Kicked a Genji in the face last night as Zen while he was ulting, it killed him, he then wasted his next two ults on me and only killed me with the third one.
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new skin bros
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>>145824270
How do you change your voices?
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>>145824306
It's okay, I like to have fun sometimes too.
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>>145824373
>team is getting shredded by Bastion
>Swap to D.Va tell my team to just follow me and shoot at the bastion
>the only person that does so is the 76
>def. matrix, 76 kills bastion
>now the two Genji's can do their sick flips and dashes in peace

I really should have just stood there and let them die though.
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>>145824491
That's pretty funny, wish I ran into more Genjis like that.
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>>145824361
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>145824550
SIMPLE GEOMETRY
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>>145824509
does this real?
I've been wanting this skin since I saw the image
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>>145824550

>tfw I'll never get the deflect achievement as Genji
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>>145824270
>Zarya sounds like a literal dude
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>>145824658
no its some tumblrfags waste of time
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>>145824310
Thanks anon!
I love you!
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Reinhardt Berlin map when?
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>>145824517
bnet launcher settings has an option to change spoken & written voice for overwatch
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>>145824685
That's how I feel about 20 portal uses, 7 symmetra beams, and in air scoped headshot with widowmaker.
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>>145815781
You leave my glorious brown scottish friend out of this!
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>>145824685
It's harder now after the McCree nerf. You used to be able to deflect his fan and kill him and whoever was next to him.
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How the hell do I get the junkrat's mine into steel trap achievement?
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>>145824176
boys are cute
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>>145824834
Are you a boy?
A cute boy?
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>>145824685

dva ult achievement is fucking impossible
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>>145824829
Plant your mine right next to your trap near a chokepoint.
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>>145824270
>Reaper's voice
Can't make this shit up.
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>>145824891

yeah now it is
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>>145824829

Have a trap down at all times and camp it.

It'll happen eventually.

What I'm finding is that the more you chase an achievement, the harder you make it for yourself because of psyche out. Play naturally and you'll get it.
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>>145824884
yes
people tell me i am
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>>145824813
Yeah, I was just about to reply that I got mine from a McCree and someone who was following him. Didn't even mean to, it was hilarious.
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>>145823034
nah, calm down
>>
Migrate to >>145812404 when this thread hits postlimit.
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>>145824829
I got it naturally
the 4-person tire kill took me a long time but with the rise of Zaryas I got it easily
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>>145824891
Play with a friendly Zarya for wombo combo.
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>>145824270
>MAWLTEN KUWAAAAAAAAAAJAH
I would switch the voices just for that
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>>145824270
>Dat Torbjorn
>Dat Reinhardt
>>
choose

a. death by 20 dick
b. getting fucked by 20 dicks
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So is there a map everyone can agree isn't shit?
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>>145825187
I like Temple of Anubis so no
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>>145825187
Hollywood.
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>>145825187
I dunno. Maybe Volskaya or Numbani.
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>>145823710
if people compete against each other, the activity they're participating in is competitive.
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>>145825167
you just got knocked into the path of the charge
>>145825187
Haven't seen anyone bad mouth hollywood
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>>145824729
I know which runes are the Japanese and Korean ones but what are the other two set of runes? I'm assuming Chinese and something else?
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>>145825331
I don't like hollywood
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>>145825187
People won't agree with me but Mumbai payload has a good amount of flank spots, but not impossible for defense to manage. Games can go either way there and that's what makes a good map
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>>145825187
Nepal and le singing african children town
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>>145825291
>>145825331
Hollywood is shit
>>
>>145824509
not a bad looking skin

it's not real, but still
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>>145824621
it is.
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>>145825187
route 66
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>>145822070
Watch out, I'm a McCree main :^)
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>>145825329
lol
>>
>>145812471
Does anyone have the picture with her in a motorcycle-ish outfit? I've seen it posted here quite a few times. It's just like a headshot
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>>145825187
Numbani is pretty cool.
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>>145825187
Numbani is fun. I Also like Gibraltar.
>>
>play as roadhog
>play as roadhog all the time
>play as roadhog in every game

WHAT IF WE ALREADY HAVE TWO TANKS? WHAT THEN?

For a roadhog tier babby shitter what classes of each role should I try? I like Zenyatta for support because loldedodododedadada, but I don't get enough chance to play any other class.
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>>145825674
This?
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>>145825187
Route 66
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>solo queue
>matched up against great teams that just don't miss, 4 times in a row
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>>145824270
>>145824361
>>145824517
>>145824695
>>145824934
>>145825123
>>145825137
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>>145825787
McCree, Bastion, Mei, and Lucio
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>>145824270
>widowmaker not speaking french
ruined
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>>145820114
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>>145826020
Aight, next time we don't need a tank I'll give McCree a try. Bastion and Mei too, if I don't feel like playing Junkrat (which i probably shouldn't, I'm not a bad demo but I'm not good at being proactive with the traps. Lucio seems cool too, I'll try him if I'm not doing well with Canary in a Coalmine
>>
Does anyone else feel like this game breeds autism?

I don't think it will be an esports because of that.
>>
>>145812404
>>145812404
>>
>>145823759
>tfw female friend that plays with me ends up making more friends in the game
>start feeling insecure and worry she'll leave me out of games now
how do i stop this?
we've known each other for a year but somebody else could be more charming
>>
>>145826308
Well eSports is autism, so if that's the case it should feel right at home.
>>
>>145826276
Play Junkrat like you are Junkrat. Throw shit in people's faces and watch them blow the fuck up and panic.
>>
>>145824270
>fiyah in dah holuh
>hammah daun
>droppo the bito
>>
>>145823297
yeah they didn't really think things through
>>
>>145812393

It's slow and very easy to spot, giving the enemy team more than enough time to reacquire the rezzed targets.
>>
>>145813362
Autismo bait?
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>>145828676
CS has always been a shit game.
>>
>>145814594

So... uh... Hanzo arrow hitbox nerf WHEN????
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>>145819739
The only good Reaper players I've ever seen use El Blanco
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>>145821365
Mei, Bastion, Widow

I like my games actually fun
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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