/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

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COCKS

Oi!

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Threadly reminder to play the better game.

>>145794913
post more widow

>>145794863
hhahahahaha xd i piss myself everytime, gurls with le dicks cum xdxdxdxd i cant stop laffing xdxdxdxd this is good meme penis penis penis penis penis xdxdxdxdxd look at me i said penis xdxdxdxd

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>>145795015

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> Expelled Hel
> Aphra Cadabra
> Nemesis tier 2
All my money for all the thighs

>>145795192
>Im so proud of myself to have cropped this face out this shitty drawing that I must post it every minute

eat shit

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>>145795352

10th for anime is gay

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>>145794863
penis

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>>145794863

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God damn the mindfucks of this game. It's fucking chess.

>Trying our hardest to push point in a really close match
>Hear enemy Barik announce his ult and see Grohk shield go up
>Decide it's time to ult and protect the team
>I WILL NOT DIE, NOT YET AMIGO
>Screen shaking like fuck because I'm swallowing rockets like I'm Aphrodite
>As the ult expires
>SURGING WINNNDDDD POWEEEERRRRRR
>Evie ice block
>Somehow we kill grohk before Evie ice guarantees a penta
>Shooting at literally nothing now just hoping my little flame is doing something
>"Oh hey we won"

Close matches are awful. I just want 100% winrate and all pubstomps.

>>145797081
Sick Winston gameplay.

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>>145797081
i guess you were in the ''hot seat'' *Guitar strum*

>>145795384
Counterbuilding and CC combos are skill. You should always be watching the builds of the enemy and comboing with your teammates

>>145798015
STUPID SEXY FERNANDO

>sitting in queue for over 10 minutes

ded game

HiRez giving away any free stuff during dreamhack?

>>145800641
clash is bugged

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avg smite player folks

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>>145795352
im the one who cropped that face asshole

I want to fuck that ghost

>>145801017
That would explain a lot of why nobody knows how to fucking do anything.

>>145800740
Yeah they are Letting you have free look at their new chest you can purchase stuff out off.

>>145797081

Still the worst character this patch

>21 IPs and 27 posts
Highest quality thread we've had so far in a while.

>>145801515
You little shit I hope forced 20 rapes your ass

>>145802032
>not kinessa

Just had a question

We had a power outage for half an hour and my internet didn't work when it got back up, was connected and it said I had an Internet connection

However, I could still play smite, but while playing smite I couldn't go on anything on the Internet, Xbox, other games on my desktop, Skype, etc

Does anyone know how come? I'm genuinely curious

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>>145802032
>8 minutes ago

>Carbine
>"We weren't pleased with how this weapon felt. Although the Carbine mode is not Kinessa's focus, these changes should make the weapon feel better to use."

>Make the weapon worse in nearly every way
I don't understand Hi-Rez/Drybear/Whoever. I just decided to pick Kinessa to see how she was cause I used to really like playing around her carbine, and oh man it just feels terrible to play with.

>>145804615
Carbine? You mean they changed her machine gun mode?

>>145804741
Yeah it was too good and people were using it over the sniper mode.

>>145804741
Yes they call it carbine in the patch notes.

>>145804874
>>145804842
Well shit, guess I'll never touch her again.

>>145804981
It's literally just 5 damage off the rifle and she shoots a fraction of a second faster.

>>145801491
smitegame.com/ni-dieux-ni-maitres/
Set language to français
Link to fagbook
Free Liberte skin

>>145805096
It's also:

Now has accuracy bloom from firing.
Now has dynamic damage fall off.
Plus (though this wasn't a direct change too it) carbine doesn't have the 40% increased damage that the old Critical Hits card used to give.

>>145805438
Oh yeah that stuff actually matters a ton. I've had fun with the daze on carbine hits card though.

http://smitedatamining.com/smite-3-11-datamining-terra-and-earlang-extra-info-summer-event-passive-reworks-new-maps-and-new-items/

>2 protections per God near Aphrodite
Are they insane? That's such a useless passive.
>Wow, a whole 18 protections in a full scale team fight.
Yes, I'm sure that'll help a lot for Aphrodite. What's this stupid trend they still have of making bad passives?

Vulcan's new passive is one of those hot "passive that only affects one ability" things.

>>145801017
Lol. Wouldn't be surprised. I split 80% of my time on Awilix, Cabrakan, Arachne, and Nox in that order but so many people will instalock or lock regardless of team comp they must only be playing one character

>>145805580
It sounds like an okay card, though I can't say much about daze. I know it's supposed to make your shots more inaccurate, but I can't recall ever being affected by it. So it's either something so small that I barely pay any attention to it, or it's just the people I've played against haven't been running anything to daze.

>>145806406
why would they touch Ne Zha's passive?
It's actually good.

>>145806406
The Odin passive looks exciting at least. Finally he'll have some sustain as a solo laner.

>>145807038
Daze's effectiveness depends on who you're fighting. If you're having a carbine battle with another Kinessa, Buck, Ruckus, or Androxus it'll give you the win; otherwise it's meh.

>>145806406

Yeah that definitely sounds useless. Don't like what you pointed out about Vulcan's passive either, and the Ne Zha change is odd to me. Odin's seems alright, though I assume that when they say enemy they only mean other gods and not minions too cause that sounds silly.

>>145796878
sauce

>>145805328
That skin is literally shit.

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Smite is alive, trust me.

Nurse pantsu.

>>145810795
Clash is bugged nigga read the threads.

>>145810929
>expecting clash fags to have intelligence

>>145810929
brb wiping egg off face

>>145801017
>Im rank 5 neith with kawaii skin
>I will be good
>feeds
Im fucking handing you the kills nigger and you backflip away

>>145794734
When I get enough fucking gems, Im gonna buy this skin.
And then cum on my screen.

Hit me with a bukkake of requests.

Quality guaranteed!

>>145813931
Bomb king holding a pair of spherical bombs together shouting "BUM KING"

>>145813931
Lewd artemis.

>>145813931
Thanatos and Isis having consensual protected sex in the missionary position.

>>145813931
slutty bellona

>>145813931
Apollo listening to Katy Perry and realizing modern music is shit.

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Even though I suck at chiron and the voice could get irritating. This skin looks great and I fucking love the the card.

>>145813931

Anal vore of Awilix next to Nox unbirthing Thanatos & Nem.

>>145813931
Smite being an actual good game.

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Just played a one hour Duel with Bachus, this fucking guy sucked so bad but cause he was Jing Wei he would just fly towards the middle of the map, clear a lane, and tank my tower.

Duel is bs, everytime I kiled him he only got 30 seconds, ONLY after the hour did he get 40 seconds,
Each time I died it added on time, first 30, then 40, then 50.
Broken as shit

>>145816256

Why the fuck would you play Joust? Of course it's fucking broken, people actually think 1v1s matter when everything is based so heavily on matchup.

>>145816564
quick duel matches to work on my builds and lane clear lel
I lost as soon as I didn't choose a hunter tbqh

>>145817594

But... Just play Conquest. You learn everything you need to there. I mean if you're shit you'll get raged at, but you learn much faster by being thrown in the deep end. Fuck, watch streams and you'll learn faster.

>>145817924
>Just play Conquest

Don't listen to this person.

Conquest is awful and Hi-rez needs to fix it, but they never will.

>>145818132

Fucking do it. Every single shitter that cannot play the game well is either new, or an Arena or Joust main I shit you not.

>>145818132
Conquest isn't that bad. Only complaint I heard is the jungle is too small and that only affects jungling and maybe support

>>145818980
and mid lane.

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>>145813931

bukkake

>ywn share a bed with zapman and wake up to this

https://twitter.com/eGrFleeur/status/743626897091928064

>>145806406
>another god with pets
>Geb 2.0
Fucking Hirez

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>>145817924
I'm not a shitter, I'm decent in Cockquest, i just wanted to duel real quick with Bachbro ;-;

>>145797081
Damn, they really turned this game into a shittier, more cluttered version of Overwatch huh

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Reminder that the Hou Yeezus is the best adc.

>people on the reddit think surrendering a smite game means you quit EVERYTHING IN LIFE AND YOU LOSE HONOR
holy fuck someone get those nerds a fucking life.


>>145820781
lmao fucking zapman thats adorable, also his girlfriend is fucking hot.

>>145820509
duel shouldn't have objectives, winning should be based on whoever reach x amount of kills first. The respawn timers and objectives just reward autistic pve bots

>>145823667
fuck why did I reply to this palacuck I meant >>145816256

Fucking love paladins guys

shame overwatch is strictly better

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>>145818980
Farmquest is boring, nobody wants to play minion wack-a-mole for 40+ minutes.

Only reason I can't get into paragons is because they only have the farming simulator mode. Plus the retards dev put last hitting in so it's even more wack-a-mole in paragons.

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>Open smite for the first time in a couple of weeks
>Queue clash for 5 minutes no game
>Queue conquest for another 5 minutes no game
uh... so... i'm just gonna leave.
maybe tomorrow i can find a game.

>>145824668
Queues are bugged at the moment.

>>145806406
You morons are acting like these changes have gone through. Datamining brings up all kinds of shit that never makes it into the game.

I hope they bring the cripple back to Chiron's 1 again.

I play on ps4 and on the website it says I need my smitegame/hi rez login for stuff. What is my login? I don't recall having to make one on ps4?

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>>145826127
>I play on ps4

>>145826469
>blob face moe tard
>thinks he can make fun of the others

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>>145827160
>I play on ps4

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>>145826127
>ps4

Is Fafnir worth buying? I don't have the god pack on my new account and don't really want to buy it right now.

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>>145826127
>I play on ps4

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>>145826127
>I play on ps4

>>145827238
>has autism for shittily drawn manga characters

instead of laughing at ps4 owners why don't you laugh at the living joke that you are ?

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>>145828243
>I play on ps4

>>145827779
>>145828142
>>145828436
Stop being racist. Consolers are friends, not food.

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>>145828243
>Not liking Chinese cartoons
Do you even know where you are?

>>145828436
you don't even play the game you empty headed cuck, you just shit down this thread all day along with the other retards and think that makes you cool to take part in this collective cancer

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>>145828910
>I play on PS4

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All these Rat nerfs are making me sad
Love the new skin though

>>145829372

More nerfs soon after the skin sells a decent amount. Then they'll rework another god give them a skin and nerf them

>>145829754
Probably.
Thanks Hirez.

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>>145828509
>Consolers are friends

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>>145828552
I do appreciate asian stuff, the thing is waifu pandering shitfests targeted at stinky fat shitlords are not what I consider worthy of dumping time into. I'm willing to talk about japanimation if your conception of anime/mangas is similar to the works of the likes of Oshii, Kawajiri, Kon, Fukumoto and if you do then you're not retarded and are actually aware of the true potential of the medium, but if you're all about plastering cancerous puffy "cute" tumors with twitter memes because your insecure brain can only jump on hype bandwagon to feel part of something then you can go kill yourself.

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DADDY PEPSILON GON GIVE IT 2 THE CHINKS SOOO HARD THEIR ANCESTORS WILL FEEL IT
PEPSILON

>Pepsi is best team
>They get the best girls
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>145830456
>I watched toonami, so I know everything about Korean Animation

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>>145829754
Next god is permabanned underground oob and has 4 blinks and can only attack by a huge aoe every 5s which does 500 dmg and 500 dot dmg and has 50% lifesteal and cripple.

His passive is every attack he lands his movement speed, crit chance, and girth increases by 5%.

>And finally, there will be a legacy chest every day during this event! These legacy chests will be available to purchase for one day only then disappear for a new chest to arrive for purchase!

Oy vey! Better stock up on gems to buy these new chests that are only around for a day! Lucky for you we have a gem sale good goy, Spend 75 diddly dollars today!

Wait, what's that? Match queues are buggy? Fuck you, support esports and buy the fucking chests you entitled fuck.

>krett and drybear are sat in the office meetiong room
>i'm feeling jewish today drybear, how can we make more money in paladins?
>me too you baldy fuck, any ideas?
>we need to make the game better friend
>I agree, don't call me a friend, four eyes
>o-okay, well the maps are too big, we need to do something about it
>we already made them smaller you hairless fuck
>I know drybear but players still get around them too quicky, we need the overwatch audience we can make money
>what do you suggest, you window licker?
>well, the only thing I can think of is to remove mounts, it would make sense since mounts don't really work for the game
>wouldn't players who payed for the premium mount be angry, you mango looking fuck
>yes, we will need to do something to compensate them, add something new for them, would require work
>w-work
>at this point drybear falls to the ground screaming 'work, work, work, work' over and over
>he begins to foam at the mouth having a seizure
>krett runs up to him and slaps him
>rory, it's okay we won't do that, that requires work and actual effort lmao
>drybear wakes up and slaps krett so hard his glasses go flying off his face
>so what do you suggest we do, you bold dwarf looking thats a load of me breaches manlet
>make all the champs really slow, I can have that done by today
>do it you fucking faggot
>no problem
>krett is crying at this point from being slapped to the moon
>anything else rory
>don't call me rory and yes, buff pip, you beedy little frog

I am currently working on more stories. Right now interviewing a source inside hirez studies to get these true stories. Stay tuned.

>>145830884
We'll make you fucking BEG to get drybear back.

BEG

>>145827779
Shit, Lassiz looks so much smaller here

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>>145826469
>>145827475
>>145827779
>>145828142
>Not a single one would be willing to post their profile

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>>145832791
I wasn't aware that was a situation that required the posting of a profile.

>>145833050
What would that even do?

Explain your babby reasoning to me console pleb.

>Came back to smite in time to get more spooky ghost girls
This year has been a good year for me.

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>>145832791
>ps4

>>145827691
Depends, what role do you usually play?

>>145827691
At least wait until his favor price halves.

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>>145826469
>>145827475
>>145827779
>>145828142
>>145830447
>>145833263
Guys come on I really need to find out my login so I can do surveys to get free gems.

>>145834464
You make an account and link it to the PSN account. No, you can't get free gems from surveys. Only PC can. If you plan on playing for longer than a day, buy the god pack and buy the gems on sale. They're on sale for Dreamhack and the prices are decent for gems.

>>145834464
>>>reddit

>>145834464
>do surveys to get free gems.

Only PC can get gems from those.

But even for us PC players they are not worth it. They take like 30 minutes to fill in even if you rush them and they pay out pennies. Really not worth the effort.

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>>145827691
>not having the god pack

>>145835551
>giving money to this dog shit company
>playing for a game that's going to die soon
>paying for things you can get for free

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>>145835696
t. mad tribes fag

>>145835845
>queue gets broken
>first thing Hi-rez announces is more chests

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It's over. People on reddit are praising hirez for this sale.

Pack your bags. There's going to be nothing but chest skins and skin events galore from now on.

>>145836148
reddit makes up most of the casul playerbase. its not surprising

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>>145836148
>tfw can't move to paragons because it's boring as fuck and i'd rather play a laggy match of smite then play a working 'match' of paragons

NEW 3RD PERSON MOBA WHEN

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What astonishing value!

Oy vey!

>>145836808
I need to start a F2P game company.

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BUY IT TWICE

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BUY IT MULTIPLE TIMES GOOD GOYS

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These posts are proof smite isn't going anywhere. They are swimming in cash.

>>145837261
WHALES A-HOY

Can't complain, Hi-Rez's model is pretty decent as far as F2P goes.

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>>145835845
>played tribes ascend on a shit laptop for awhile when it came out so minecraft and 640x480 ahoy
>finally get a better one that can run it at decent looks at 60fps
>it ded gayme

>>145829372
>private rank fucking with bombs
>feminine bomb face
so much wrong...

>>145838396
He's obviously a cannon fodder draftee.

Man how can people enjoy Reddit?
It's just a big advertisement. Or "free" publicity on the AMAs.
HEY LOOK AT THIS AWESOME PRODUCT I MADE (oh and these products in the back) *posted by an account with 11billion karma that posts these every month.
They make it so obvious in their AMAs as well, their top comment is ALWAYS related to their upcoming show/thing and the comment is by a account who only posts AMA questions.
r/smite is a whole different beast.. it's just NERF DIS NERF DAT, yo yo we encourage discussion but don't be too honest oh and the person who snowballs the most upvotes is right automatically
I occasionally browse for soccer but I just browse replays and gifs then come back here.

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>No Mongolian gods

>>145838725
This game is pretty much owned by China.

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>>145838725
>No Lovecraftian gods

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>>145838798
They must pay respects to the khans and add mongol gods

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>>145838887
>Tengri will never be a playable god

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>>145838725
>No native spirits
>No demons/angels
>No Aztecs/Incan
>No Voodoo minipantheon
>No African gods
If only Reddit didn't throw money like retards.

I just want more waifus.

>>145839184
>No demons
Thanatos and Ravana

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>>145839086
Nevah evah

>>145839392
Ravana is a demon just like Baka, Thana is a god tho.

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>>145839453

>>145839561
Thanatos is a greek demon.

>>145839689
There are no demons in greek mythology u cuck.
Thana is the twin of hypno god of sleep and offspring of Nyx and Erebus.

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Why isn't Talos in the game?

>>145839561
I forgot to specify Christian demons.

>>145840043

Because we believe in EIGHT divines here, Stormcloak scum.

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>>145838584
>NERF DIS

I got the 13 k gem pack and bought all the slut/cute skins.

>>145836280
It's time to bring back Super Monday Night Combat

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>>145840516

>>145838584
You can say the same about any place where people congregate like 4chan, Facebook reddit, tumblr etc.

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>>145840603

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>>145839923
I could have sworn that demons existed in greek mythology.

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>>145840603
>>145840795
I want to witness Bellona warp into the Overwatch world and brutally rape dva, just because.

>>145840937
>Daemons are benevolent or benign nature spirits, beings of the same nature as both mortals and deities, similar to ghosts, chthonic heroes, spirit guides, forces of nature or the deities themselves (see Plato's Symposium). Walter Burkert suggests that unlike the Christian use of demon in a strictly malignant sense,
>A demon (from Koine Greek δαιμόνιον daimonion) or daemon (British English) is a supernatural, often malevolent being prevalent in religion, occultism, literature, fiction, mythology and folklore.

>The original Greek word daimon does not carry the negative connotation initially understood by implementation of the Koine δαιμόνιον (daimonion), and later ascribed to any cognate words sharing the root.
Thana is Daemon
Baka is a Demon
The standard definition of demon does not exist in Greek.

>>145841132
As long as I webm is produced you have my bessings.

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>>145840121
>Milord Bael will never punish those who not know his name in this shitty game
Why?

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>>145839184
>No African gods

>>145841132
Ones a piece of shit for being so bad.
The other is a piece of shit for being so annoying as hell.

>>145842503
This game has enough AIDS.

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>>145842582
Watch your mouth kid

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>>145842582
Yeah, watch your mouth.

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>>145843021
GET OUT!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>145843346
no.

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>>145843346
Nothing personal kid.

>>145843021

You know what? I'd take D-VA out on a date, have a really great time with her, then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

>>145843438
You'd invite d.va on a date and she would never show up.

>>145843485

Not if I pretended to be Hanzo

>>145843407
>>145843421
How much does Blizzard pay you guys to hang around here?

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>>145843524
>korean woman going out with a Jap.

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>>145843346
No U get out

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>Get forced into support last 5 games in ranked

>>145843603
I do it for F R E E

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>>145843603
I get paid in overwatch porn.

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>>145843407
>>145843421
>>145843618

>>145843625
call your role and stop being a FILLcuck

yo where the fuck are they streaming dreamhawk? just hirez tv?

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>>145845559
/hireztv at twitch
PEPSITIME
IN 18 MINUTES

>>145845792
So early?

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>always wait till last 1-2 seconds to accept match
>never lock in
>never tell teammates when enemies are coming
>run towards teammates when cupid arrow'd/serq poisoned

what do you guys do to piss people off?

Who /rootingforchina/ here?

>>145845961

They are in sweden

>>145846159
Talk about overwatch here.

>>145846212
So? Its like eleven in sweden

>>145846184

China winning would be amazing but, come on now

the most free FP ever

The real question is who's gonna win between Latam and BR

>>145846258
11am isn't early you cuck.

>>145843808
I'm last pick tho.

>>145846332

Last pick eat shit

>>145846332
Just say at the start if you're forced into support, you're going to pick something really dumb like Scylla or Thanatos.

>>145846332
>I'm last pick tho.

That means you have the lowest elo then. Git gud.

>>145846291
The second real question is why are they playing the first Quarter before the placement match. And why they sue that shitty format

>>145846562
It hasn't been the case for over a year, only first pick is highest MMR, the rest is random.

>>145846649

Yeah, it's all sorts of nonsense to put up the top seeded teams against the lowest seeds.

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>tfw no more night
>no more anubis

So for FP today it's
Panthera
EGR
Whatever
NME
Soar
Right?

>>145847078

Basically, though I could see EU upsetting NA in the non-panthera matches

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>>145846761
My problem is that it's just direct elimination. I much prefer group stage into single/double elimination, shows more matchups and make a more interesting tournament.

>>145846881
RIP crazy chinese games.

>>145847078
>doubting HFM

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>>145847078
>Panthera

OMG are going to take it.

>China's comp isn't retarded

Where is my anubis god damnit

>>145847214

Night retired

>China didn't go with a full chinese gods team
Shamefur dispray

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHINA IS HERE YOU WESTERN PIGS

Why is there no game audio?

>>145847452
Because hirez are retards.

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HOLY SHIT CODES

THERES A CODE ON SCREEN

Free code : DH16BIGABBLBRFGH

oh shit we got codes

>>145847380
The worst part is that Hou Yi, Ne Zha/Ao Kuang, Xing Tian, Sun Wu, and Chang'e wouldn't even be a completely horrible lineup

>>145847829
>Xing Tian, Sun Wu, and Chang'e

It would be horrible you fucking retard.

>>145847786

>redeem on website

Oh boy, I wonder if they fucked up again

>>145847867
I just did it.

Got a "big event chest"

>>145847829
>chang'e

Nu Wa is miles better.

>>145847867
You can redeem them in the client anyway. It's a chest which can give you either gems, FP or twitchYmir

>>145847867
It works in game, you get a chest who give either twitch Ymir, gems or FP.

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Here's the chest.

>>145847920
>>145847936

No I mean like the charity stream ones where people could redeem them infinitely via the website

>>145847793

Got 20 fp

>>145847964
Oh I though you mean like that time they DDosed themselves.

>>145847920
>>145847936
How fucking new are you morons?

He's talking about the fuck up where you code reclaim the same code infinitely on the site the last time they gave out chest codes.

>get fp from chest
>don't even have season ticket
w-wew

>>145847793
was that the firstcode or did i miss any?

>>145848093
>don't even have season ticket

Did you unlock the ra skin when you got the fp from the chest?

>>145848120

that's the first one

And this is why you don't put up the lowest seeded team against the world champs as your first match

Fuckin stomp bois

>>145848217
Free codes.

Now I have to watch this shit all day. Fuck sake.

What god did you get your first penta on?
Thor here

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>codes
>I was about to go to sleep

>>145848014
That happened once, the site crashing happened nearly every time they tried that, so if you weren't new you know that it's the first thing people would think when somebody talk about fucking up.

>>145848295
Time to get that coffee out senpai. This shit ain't ending any time soon.

>hirez shitting out chests with 99% of the ones redeemed being for 20fp so people will watch their esports
>being this desperate for viewers

yikes

How many codes will there be?
We have 1 so far

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>>145848295

>>145848346

1 per match maybe? I don't think they laid out a time table

>>145847867
I tested it. Doesn't work, got no extra chests.

>>145848346
No idea, they didn't announce this. Probably be 1 code every 2 games or so.

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>>145848393
>Unlock Loki, Odin, and Sol free
>LOKI AND SOL

>>145848481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Z47B0iJyU
Loki is the second most played god anon, people like him

At least we get EGR v HFM afterwards.

Should be exciting.

As much as I like Zap I'm gonna have to go with HFM.

>>145848393
>earn up to 800 gems!

Anyone got gems from the first chest? How many gems did you get? We could work out how many chests they plan on giving out with the 'up to 800 gems' statement.

just got on the twitch - how many codes have i missed? anything good or just total garbage at the moment? when do they pop up?

>>145848617
Once code so far.

See >>145847957 For what you get. Not all that bad. Although the gem drop rate is probably lower then the fp drop rate.

>>145848617
You missed one, it's a chest with FP, Gem or TwitchYmir, they're given mid match so probably two per sets.

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Right.

Post what you go from the chest.

FP.

>>145846291
wait this is a world league?

Why didn't china pick Athena?
Doesn't she counter bacchus and just good overall?

>>145848752
FP here as well.

Most on reddit are saying fp too. Looks like gems are rare to get from the chest. Makes sense.

>>145848752
FP too

>>145848714
is this on now?

Isn't Smite in beta in china or something?

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top tier cringe

>>145848828
Is what on now?

>>145848329
It's pretty much the only thing they can do at this point. When you have a playerbase that consist of 80% casuals who only live and breathe for skins, it's no surprise people don't give a fuck about the esports.

>>145848761

Every region except OCE, for whatever reason

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>MFW I am genuinely worried about a terrorist attack at Dreamhack

>>145848752
FP here as well

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>>145848913
1 favor skin incoming!

>>145848913

Why?

>>145848909
OCE couldn't afford to come

>>145848845
Yeah, seems like Tencent isn't really bothered about pushing it.

>>145848881
Raffer kinda looks like Simon Pegg.

>>145848913
Chill, it's Sweden, not France or Belgium.

>>145848845
They are a patch or two behind.

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>literally no actualy discussion going on in chat, everybody just begging for chestcodes
>everybody else just watching for the ELO
>gooks getting stomped

christ lol this game is trash

Dimi you son of a bitch!!!

>world champs facing a team who don't even have the latest version of smite

Wow, how exciting hirez. What great events you put on!

DH16BIGABZXKQJXX

>>145848973
>t. a liberal retard or a swedecuck

DH16BIGABZXKQJXX

NEW CODE

>more fp

These chests are fucking shit.

>>145849091
What a witty retort and a smart political analysis.

>>145849085
aaand it's 10 FP this time, not 20, but 10... FP...
I think if i have been playing a game instead of watching it would be more profitable

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>>145849085
MORE FP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wake up to free FP from a chest. Yay.

>>145849154
I'd rather get wards or voice packs, even fucking emotes.

Hirez are such fucking jews.

>>145849147
If you have to ask why Sweden is horrible when it comes to immigrants check what their foreign policy and demographics have been like for the last ten or more years

>10 fp again

>>145849154
>think if i have been playing a game instead of watching it would be more profitable

It's double fp today too, so yes, even losing a game is more profitable then getting these shitty chests.

They are basically fuck you chests. Not worth it. I'm going to bed. Good night.

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So, I can go to sleep now, right?

>>145849182
And yet it's much safer than the US is and there weren't any shooting during launch and world championship LANs.

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is this supposed to be a evenly matched game? it's literally fucking 6 AM on the east coast and even still in the range of "who gives a fuck" hours for like 80% of the world for one; and two, who even are these chinks? they're getting DESTROYED, i've literally had better teams when smurfing before, holy shit

this shit is just embarrassing and pathetic, only like a quarter of the seats are filled and the clapping feels like a sign is coming up that says "CLAP" every time something happens but most everybody is too slow or awkward to catch on in time

>>145849358
>much safer than the US

US is a 3rd world country though. Not fair to compare.

>open chest
>fp
>dont even own the season ticket

hmm

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>>145849328
Good 4 u dude

>>145849414
>US is 3rd world country
>European nations are plagued by European Union ruining them

If you get the 800 gems, what will you buy with them? I'm seriously considering the Viking pass/pack whatever. Provided it's not one quest a day at least. Four skins, two chests sounds good to me.

>>145849395
>is this supposed to be a evenly matched game?

Are you dense? No it's not meant to be evenly matched. As someone pointed out, the Chinese don't even have the latest patch on their servers.

>>145849457
>Provided it's not one quest a day at least
You can do all quest in one day if you want.

>>145849258
Even if it wasn't
>15>10
jewrez confirmed once again

>>145849497
Aww shit. I'll totally do that if I get the gems. #nolifenoproblem

>>145849457
I'll save them for the summer skins event.

>>145849457
I'll save them for the summer event.

Might get a Bikini Bellona or Nu wa or something.

>>145849479
what the fuck is the point then? there's a reason that professional sports don't have "literally retarded children vs pro league multi-million dollar players" matches, it's boring and pointless

CHINA GOT A KILL

>>145849584
Naturalist Nu Wa.

>>145849457
save for odyssey

>>145849571
>>145849584
Hivemind.

>>145849328
how

>>145849703
Luck

>>145849703
I get random moments of good luck.
Like how I get the skin I want from a chest that's 0/50 owned.

The rest of the time my luck is awful.

>>145849093
how long does this last?

its not working on my xbone

>>145849791
It expired now.

Codes last 10 minutes.

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>some random guy playing a shitty half finished indie game has almost as many viewers as an entire business' gaming event

>>145849817
top zozzle

>>145849817
That game got a lot of exposure at E3.

>>145849942
my nuts got a lot of exposure to your mom's tongue

>>145849626
It's hirez.

They don't understand basic simple things. Just pray one day someone will buy smite off them.

>>145849739
>>145849781
From what I see you got 4 items form 2 chests?

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>>145849976

>>145850034
No, I haven't logged in for like 2 weeks, that's FP from season ticket voting and log-in favor.

>Missed code cause I didnt expect a stream at 3 AM

How many they giving out?

anybody else hoping the riceniggers will win so that way they'll tie out and we'll get another chest code for the next match?

>>145849976
She has hepatitis.

>>145850150
As long as the stream is alive.

>>145850150
>How many they giving out?

Only a guess but probably 2 per set. So 10 in total today. 2 have been given out so far.

>>145850169
>69

i like it dirty

Who is Robot

>>145850568
A pair of tits.

>>145850568
A slut that fucked everyone and made some guy called Helsing watch.

>>145850568
Cucked a guy called hellsing by going off with someone else.

>it's another "HiRez insists on making every tournament a world tournament even though every team that's not American or European gets their shit stomped in" episode

Anyone interested in rating my Chiron build? Warrior/Jotunn/BoV/Blood/Masamune/ Frostbound or Qin's

>>145850606
>>145850606
>>145850670
>>145850717
>This is what hellsing actually believes

>>145850781
I have AIDS now, thanks

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>>145850781

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>panthera wins AGAIN

Oh, wow. WHAT a suprise, woooow...yep. Cool.

>>145850734
>it's a hirez want smite esports to grow world wide, but they outsource smite to other companies outside of EU/NA like tencent or level up, companies who don't give a shit about smite esports

Nice job shitrez

>>145850781
He's a hunter.
Build attackspeed, pen, qins/crits.

Stop trying to be a special snowflake.

>>145850823
>>145850841
What? It works quite well in Siege/Arena.

>>145850781
If you have to ask to be spoonfed then you are a bad player