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/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

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bitch please edition

Upcoming PC 3.11 - Expelled From Hel
https://www.smitegame.com/expelled-from-hel-3-11-pts-patch-notes/

XBO & PS4 3.10 - Dwarven Corruption
https://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-dwarven-corruption-3-10-patch-notes/

Paladins PC 26 - Lockdown
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?7735-Closed-Beta-26-Patch-Notes-Lockdown

Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

Paladins beginners guide
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?29-Paladins-Beginner-s-Guide

/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Previous Thread
>>145456807
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Why is this allowed?
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>>145599889
>ok I put the "kill yourself" card in face up position then

I castel it.
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>>145600186
Yeah! No more pixelation!
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>>145567309
>ult is just a reskinned drogoz ult

Hirez are fucking hacks.
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Did Ymir get a new passive or was the 10% damage reduction in addition to the 100% melee damage?
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>>145601295
In addition
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>>145601351
Damn, okay.
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>>145600186
you mean that characters drawn by the same person look similar ?
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Why does Gentleman Anhur get clothes and yet Gentleman Fenrir remains naked.
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>>145603478
Anhur actually has money
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>>145603478
Anhur's dad gave him a decent education, Fenrir's dad however was too busy sucking horse cock to even dress his boy
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>>145600101
Stupid Sexy Anhur!
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I expect BIG things from this palapatch and I gurantee it is going to send balance straight into the shitter.

It boggles my mind they are buffing kinessa. I would rather they removed her from the game.
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>>145603793
If hentai has taught me anything, it's cock >children/family
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http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?8436
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>>145600101
please god don't tell me they're making that horrendous piece of shit a skin for anhur and that's just fan art
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>>145607978
It's a skin.
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>load up smite gameplay video
>hear bmbrandon announcer pack
>close video

why would you want one of the most autistic smite personalities yelling in your ear every game
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>>145608059
end it now please
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>>145607929
Thanks senpai
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>>145608438
What's wrong with it? Looks better then the fenrir and kkk ones.
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>>145607929
>Lowered everyone's movement speed

I don't know about this
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>smite servers down again

For fuck sake. This is getting stupid. It's down like twice a fucking day now.

Hirez for once spend some money on your servers. As much I fucking hate memewatch their servers are always up even though they have 50x more then smite.
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>>145609031
i don't want them to drag anhur down into the pit of "semi-retarded le funny reddit" skins, because once he's down there he's up for grabs for the major autismo level shit like the kawaii bastet or the easter bunny chaac

i've got +4000 worshipers on him and i just want him to stay pleb free, the second a bunch of shitters start playing him because of the dumb skins is the second the nerf-light and the rework-light gets shined on him
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>>145609351
He's already being picked in the SPL a lot. Retards are already playing him, that's why he's getting the skin, because he's popular.
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>>145609430
then he's doomed and im going to play the shit out of him before hirez ruins him like they are ruining the servers
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>>145609351
>semi-retarded le funny reddit

Why are you playing smite? It's all reddit. The game is built around reddit.
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>>145609110
>While adding headshots

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS PROMISED DRYBEAR.
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>>145609718
DRYBEAR GOING IN DRY
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>>145609680
because gods like anhur are secret gems; almost completely forgotten by the retarded masses, great kit, great viability, cool design
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>>145607929
And they completely killed the good Kinessa build ( Nerfed machine gun and removed her upper body bonus damage.), I'm not feeling this patch from reading the notes. I'll give it a try I guess, hope it goes out tonight.
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>>145609957
>secret gems
have you been watching the spl you mongo man?
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>>145609351
Anon, are you one of those retards who gets upset with "non serious" skins, when the game doesn't has a single serious skin besides perhaps tier 2 skins?
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>these buck shotgun changes
pls tell me he does more or the same damage up close and its just adds slightly more range cauterize at least got nerfed
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>>145607929
>All cards that were Specialty cards have been reworked into standard cards, no cards were removed.

That's there way of saying 'fuck you, no refunds for all those cards you crafted because technically those cards still exist ;)'
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>>145610216
Kinessa is cancer.

I hope she is dead.
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>>145609110
>>145609718
>>145609815
They made all maps smaller with the last update, and apparently they are making them even more small. Why is the paladins community so retarded? Why do you have to explain every single thing otherwise people gets indignated and upset?
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The paragons launcher is pretty nice looking
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>>145610303
i don't care about "non serious" skins, i care about them taking gods that are fine as they are and they shitting on them with retard-bait skins

>>145610260
is loki a top pick in SPL? no, but a fuck ton of mexican kids still play him - top tier players =/= average unranked players
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If you buy the Paladins Founder pack, do you still get the Fernando Ares skin in Smite?
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>>145610216
That's not a bad thing.

Kinessa is stupidly easy. I'm shit with snipers but even I could do well with that bitch. She needs a nerf and if you say otherwise you're a moron.
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>>145610461

Movement speed isn't just about how quickly you get around the map mate
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>>145610594
hello mexican kids guy

>>145610651
just assume incompetence on hi-rez's part
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>>145610461
Not sure.

I preferred the larger maps with the teleporter.

I also preferred Old Siege instead of the capture and payload shit.

They don't listen to the community anyway, people have been screaming they want old Siege back HiRez don't give a fuck.
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>>145610651
Yes. The offer will probably be around forever. Most likely be rolled into the champ pack when the game gets out of beta.
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>>145607929
>those grohk changes

MY MAIN MAN IS BACK THANK YOU BASED DRYBEAR
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>>145610895
i will be the mexican kids guy after i go full ghengis khan on the latina population of america and spread my mighty ejaculant like a farmer throws seeds in a fertile crop
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>>145610461
>They made all maps smaller
they were already small as fuck, what is going on with drybear ?
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>>145611270
>anons most played god gets a new skin
>this is anons reaction

Autism in the flesh right here.
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>>145611516
how about i take your mothers skin and wear it like a walmart halloween costume when i fuck your dad you autistic shit eating nigger
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>>145611270
>anons most played god gets a new skin
>decides he wants to impregnate every woman in south america

smite, not even once
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>>145611270
>>145611516
>>145611741
>>145611797
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>>145612139
join in or fuck off
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>>145612139
all me
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>>145612326
no, all me
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What's with HiRez's latest meme of giving the diamond skins an ugly blue/green color instead of just blue?
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>unable to connect to servers
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>>145613803
>just crashed in the middle of a game for the FIFTH TIME in like two hours

Glad I haven't put a single cent into this shitty fucking game.
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>>145613803
>>145613803
>whilw overwatch has only been down twice since it's release, both for scheduled maintenance
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>>145614154
(You)
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>>145614154
I want to mercilessly fuck her.
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>>145614270
>fucking 38 year olds
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>>145614154
are you really surprised by the fact that a multi-billion dollar company with pretty much no real other projects going on has a more stable running game than some shitty quasi-indie company with multiple F2P games? not defending hirez by any means, but you're being the autistic kid showing off his new toy on the playground here
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>>145614251
Whats wrong?
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>>145614335
Age is just a number baby.
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>>145610935
that's not true. almost every change that's been made to the game wasa community suggestion, and the forums and leddit seem content enough with the current siege. once again, the community is too retarded to even realize how retarded it is. (this includes you not knowing this shit)
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>>145614335
I'd fuck anything from 12-60.
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>>145614251
>>145614505
Just saying what the competition is up too.

Hirez should take some notes.
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>>145614748
Every stream its one of the biggest questions, alongside, WHERE'S RANKED.

I also have no recollection of threads asking for all the maps to be made smaller.

Barik being too well-rounded and needing to be changed is probably a community suggestion, which is true.
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Unable to connect to steam.

Ripperoni in Pepperoni.
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>>145614868
you're obviously not "just saying" anything when chances are you by now have a gigabyte of overwatch porn on a folder on your pc - like i said, when hirez becomes a multi-BILLION dollar business and turns their games into P2P's, then maybe they'll need to keep notes on blizzard

don't you have a TF2 thread to be shitting up?
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>>145616579
>gigabyte of overwatch porn
I still need to make an overwatch folder desu.
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>>145616579
dont fucking reply to overwatch posters its the new futa posting for free (you)s
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>>145616579

>tfw smite will never have a big fancy event like TI
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wtf is happening to the servers of this game
every day the same thing
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>>145616579
D E S T R O Y E D
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>>145616579
>instead of fixing the servers lets start a new game
>lets port smite to consoles

Fuck off, they have the money, it's just they don't want to spend it on servers because retards like you keep saying 'it's okay hirez let me suck your cock FOR FREEEEE'
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>>145617080
>>145616579
Or good porn lmao
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>>145617183
i didn't say that at all you fucking dumb nigger, i haven't spent a single cent on this game and the servers are total trash and they need to fix it, but comparing hirez to a company that is immortalized and set in the very stone of PC gaming is retarded and so are you
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>>145617445
I wasn't the one comparing you mong.
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>>145617445
He sucks it
4 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145617445
Even if they are a small company, having good stable servers should be the main priority for a MULTIPLAYER game.
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>>145617246
Why exactly is Smite so shit in the R34 department? I get Overwatch has like 300 fucking waifu-bait autismo girl characters to pick from but pretty much all of the goddesses in this game have big tits and a fat ass, yet all we have is like 90% shitty gay futa porn and 10% weird gay shota and gay furry shit. Jesus Christ why is everybody that draws porn for Smite so fucking gay?
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>>145617534
you're the one who said some retarded shit in reply to me and that's all that matters, fucking idiotic cunt

>>145617676
no shit you fucking dumb nigger, that's the entire point of what im saying
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>>145617678
Since Smite is not that popular, creating content 4 about it's not worth it since there isn't that big of audience.
Good artists r popular and need 2 remain popular.
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Lets just all agree hirez are retarded and should sell smite if it has any hopes of growing.
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WTF IS THIS, I AM CLICKING ACCEPT LIKE A MILLION OF TIMES, I JUST WANT TO PLAY ONE FAST GAME
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>>145617983
'No ;)' - Adolf Hirez 2016
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PLAY THE BETTER GAME
L
A
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T
H
E

B
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T
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G
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>>145617957
Who other than Tencent would even touch it
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>>145618147
Epic games since they want to get into 3d mobas.
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>>145618121
I'm already playing TF2 right now, though.
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>>145618258
Good job playing the best game, anon
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>>145618258
>>145618417
>playing hat simulator, key chest open good goy version 48263521
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>>145618465
>playing a game with this in it
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>>145618621
>playing a game with reddit humor in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
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>>145618258
>>145618417
>Playing a game with only males
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>>145618121
Overwatch is garbage.

It genuinely has made me worry about the state of video-games for the first time.
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>>145618710
>calling a game reddit when your game is literally tumblr: the game
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>>145618762
>>145618465
>playing whore and edgy character simulator
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>>145618850
>he hasn't seen the other characters
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the delay on amaterasu's dash is fucking unbearable, this gesture she does just before dashing is pure aids and just warns the mage niggers to cc you
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>>145618850
>>145618621
>>145614569
>>145618465

why do none of the characters in this shit game have any art consistency? the giant picture where they're all together looks ridiculous, none of them fit with the setting or the other characters or have any general coherence of style

i get blizzard has never been good with making shit look subtle or decent, but holy fuck
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>>145618762
Dump more widow pls.

For research.
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>>145618936

I like it when she makes that loud japanese noise though.
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>>145619070
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>>145619043
this shit looks like a criminal lineup of all the muppets after years of hard drug abuse

not to mention all the balancing issues from having dozens of retarded characters in an "FPS MOBA" game
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>>145619178
oh yes when you translate it it's basically "land everything you have on me senpai just fuck my shit up"
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I hate facing up against a vulcan in mid, Junglers are usually retarded and never gank to help.
Once he's level 6 and can just use his tanky as shit cannon it turns into another "hide under the tower hoping your jungler isn't retarded" episode
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>>145618936
Amaterasu is a pretty shitty god.
She loses to pretty much any solo lane god and during the late game she's just an ult bots that most people can easily escape from.
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>>145619846
Nah.

She loses lane hard but is the best warrior come late.
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>it's a "team mate runs half health into 3 enemies clearly alone, dies, and then spams VVT 8 times" episode

we can't magically hear you autistically yelling "GO GUYS ATTACK WHAT THE FUCK COME ON" at your computer screen alone in your room, why do you think we're following you all the time
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>>145618936
I bet they made her dash just to counter Bellona's hammer slam, because it's pretty useless is most other situations.
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>>145617678
Drawing porn of actual literal gods is weird
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>>145622313
most of the gods in this game have been bastardized so hard they barely even count any more, and there's already tons of porn of jesus so why not
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So who is going to make /SmGen/ and /GenSm/ on Xbone and PS4
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>>145623574
Fuck off reddit.
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>>145623890
no u
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>>145600101
Why is this a thing
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>>145624658
>Did well against retards
Looks like you're a great fit
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>>145624737
The kkk had no idea how to not die he fed me early game wihich utterly destroyed their chance of stopping me
>>145623890
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>>145624658
Did you just take a fucking picture instead of a screenshot?
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>>145625026

>Did you just take a fucking picture instead of a screenshot?

Its called console, buddy
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>houyi quin's two shots anything that has a mark

holy shit why didn't anyone tell me about this balanced mofo
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>>145625124
Then to reddit with you buddy
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>>145624658
>banecraft first item on kuku
>FIRST
>ITEM
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>>145625235
>console
>reddit
You are a dumb nigger
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>>145622514
>Jesus porn
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>>145625175
I mean he is one of the most played hunter
So I mean you could have pieced it together
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>>145625309
There are thousands of console players on the subreddit.

They are celebrated and any shitposting about console being bad is deleted by the mods.

So yes, fuck off to the reddit dumb cunt.
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>>145625514
Good for them, you cum guzzling faggot
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>>145625770
Get out of here you console cunt.
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Can't we all just be friends.
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>>145625770
Anon, you're still playing on a console.
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>>145625967
Stay away from my virginity you wench
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>>145625403
I always stuck to the classical Anhur Appollo Rama, and never paid attention to him because of all the mexican kids maining him
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>>145625175
>Hou Yi's quins can proc twice
>Raijin's Soul Reaver cannot.

Hirez playing favorites again?
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>>145625124
>Double tap Xbone button
>Press Y

>>145625235
>>145625514
>>145625770
>>145625885
JUST HATE FUCK ALREADY!
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>>145627487
>more console plebs
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>>145627314
someone on the balancing team must be a literal worshipper of the sun, Hou Yi's jump itself counters half the ults in the game. Apollo's kit is so bloated he's been a permanent high tier pick no matter what the meta is. And don't get me started on Khepri and Sol release
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>no belly dancer skins
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>>145607623

No anon, it's cock -> children/family.
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>>145629101
No, I'm talking about the one where the woman neglects her child and cheats on her husband to fuck the young punk with the giant cock.

It's the story that comes after your story.
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>>145627878
>Talks about bloat
>Doesn't mention Janus

The most retarded god in the game.
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If Vamana was released today, his 2 would have a disarm on it and the size of the area would change depending on the phase of the moon.
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>>145617678

Not enough furries know about smite to draw porn of Anubis or Fenrir.
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>>145630478
Let's keep it that way.
>>145630347
And the AA penalty would be removed when he ults.
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WHY ARE THE PATCH NOTES IN FRENCH
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>>145617678
>90% shitty gay futa porn and 10% weird gay shota and gay furry shit

Not even. Most of it is straight porn, and then theres one autistic guy who keeps drawing gay smite stuff.

I'd say futa makes up 20% at most
I know this because I wish there was more futa
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>>145630813
omelette au fromage
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H-how did I do fampais?
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>>145630813
Disregard, I fixed it.
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>>145630969
See me after class
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>>145630969
You styled all over pico lmao
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>>145630969
Isn't madange7 an EU catfish, the fuck is she doing queueing with you retards?
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http://smitenews.com/3-11-datamining-en/

>Siege update
>2 new modes
>Arena pandering
>fuck-all for Conquest

I called this shit. Hirez is trying to move away from conquest all together and make smite casual as fuck for those delicious chest bucks

dead fucking game
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>>145632212
>Aphrodite: “Aphrodite gains 2 physical and 2 magical protection for each friendly or enemy god within 70 feet of her.”
Max at 18 huh?
Not that bad.
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>>145632212
>Hirez is trying to move away from conquest
Hirez isn't trying to move in any direction at all, they don't have any direction whatsoever. They just flail wildly and occasionally do something that seems somewhat competent but are predictably stupid most of the time.
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>>145632212
Good.
Conquest was stale, boring, shit.
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>>145632474
No they're definitely trying to move away from it. I'm positive at this point e-sports isn't doing much for them because they completely fucked the playbase.
There won't be any e-sports in season 4. Conquest leagues will be removed. Dead fucking game inc.
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>>145632212
>Believeing everything you see in datamining
Remember at the end of season 2 the item with active effect and people here thought that mean active would be removed from the game?
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>>145636474
But they were removed :^)
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>>145636474
I mean, only retards thought that. Most people figured they were going to make it so that items had an impact on actives. Not that they would remove actives all together.


Then again they were technically removed, we have relics now.
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>>145622313
Yeah, I find the idea of getting off to a god or goddess is weird as fuck.

>>145632508
Conquest is best mode though. It Always feels intense if it is a good match that can last a while were planning ganks and attacks is key.
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>>145627878
>about to BTFO a hou yi
>he literally just jumps up in the air and sits there for 3-4 seconds until his team comes in
>this happens every time i fight against a hou yi

fuck this retarded game
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>>145637360
>trying to solo Hou Yi
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>>145631802
She's a real girl. She's my online gf.

Don't talk shit about her ever again.
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>>145632212
Farmquest is boring. Has been boring in season 0 all the way up till now.

Fuck you morons who cry that it should be most played mode. Back to dota with you.
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>>145637267
>It Always feels intense
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>>145638851
>casual shitters

I wish overwatch was a good game so I could leave this cesspool that Hirez fucked up
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>mad farmquest shitters angry that most people don't want to play the 'intense' game mode of playing minion wack-a-mole for 40 minutes
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I hate new bloodforge and can't play hunters now.

Fuck you shitrez
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>>145640494

I have no idea why they nerfed that, it wasn't even being bought that much
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>>145640494
Dont worry its getting nerfed
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>>145640597
I want old bloodforge back. Thank fuck paragons is having an open beta weekend today. Maybe I can move away from this game finally.

>>145640613
Lol what? it's shit. It used to be my most bought item but the new one has ruined my builds.
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>>145639051
>calling people casual in a moba game

everything in smite is casual you retard, god forbid people want to have FUN playing a VIDEO GAME and don't want to be locked into a 25-+40 minute match and just want to pick up and play something because they aren't autists that have all day to play smite
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>>145640859
It's even more funny when you remember the reason smite was made was as a casual alternative to other mobas.

It used to be a selling point way back in the day too.
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>>145640792
Why the fuck did you buy Bloodforge before the change?
It was complete shit unless you area arena shitter and evne then ASI trumps all.
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>>145641163
It was my secret tech mate. Very underestimated. Did very well with it and would pretty much always win lane.

Now though, I can't win lane to save my life.
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>>145640859
It's fine shitter, you'll see how Smite ends up.
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>>145641163

Man I just want soul eater back
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>>145641314
smite isn't going to "end up" as anything you autistic retarded nigger, this is the logical conclusion for a F2P game - they're gonna put low effort into it, and just release chests and skins every now and then to keep most of the kiddies happy, and once in a blue moon make a "hardcore" change to conquest or have a "new pro season" that you neckbeards eat up like fucking candy, but nothing will actually change
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>>145641314
Keep saying that. The smite is dead meme has been going on for 4 years now.

Smite isn't even close to dead.
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>be amaterasu
>be ulting an enemy with a leap
>they always wait until the last hit to leap
>gives me free damage

why do people do this? why dont they jump right away?
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Oh no Smite is dead, long live Smite
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>>145641520
I like I said, you'll see.
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>>145642113
They think you'll catch up if they do it early, they just want to avoid the stun.
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>>145642165
no i won't, because i won't be playing this game for another 4 years and i didn't put any money into it so why would i give a shit anyways
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>>145642238
>another 4 years
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>>145642409
sorry, 4 years and 3 months
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>>145642668
It's not gonna be around another 4 years.
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>>145643202
you're right, 5 years
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>>145620147
she doesnt lose lane that hard, her combo of 2 abilties lets her wave clear at lvl 3
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Woman goddess with DFC and giant booty when?
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>>145642183
but the stun doesnt happen unless i hit all three
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>>145644476
You could hit another god or minions.
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So how does one build Skadi? I mostly play Arena since I'm a casual, but I always feel like I don't do enough damage. I usually go Warrior Tabi > Ichaival > Asi > Sais > Titan's Bane > Fatalis. Everyone keeps telling me not to go crit on her, but I feel like I'm lacking damage. Any gurus feel like sharing insight?
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>>145644530
either way im not catching up to a leap, even with the speed buff. people are just stupid
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>>145645168
You disgust me
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>>145644254
>DFC
Gonna have to explain this maymay to me.
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>>145645419
I was going to say google it, but I did myself and got nothing even closely related.

Delicious flat chest.
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>>145645235
Good to hear. Want to help me not disgust you?
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>>145645825
Yeah what are you wearing right now?
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>>145646418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W04PDbhkyXs
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>>145646418
My wifes boyfriend took all my clothes away so nothing.
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>>145646508
Hot imma fap to the thought of you naked now sissy
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That's fun to watch
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>>145647878
Shitty god.
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>>145646491
>rockos modern life
god damnit anon, now I'm thinking about the good days when I would watch cartoons all morning.
i did not need a feeltrip this early
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The disgusting bone cracking sound is nice

>>145647967
A damn shame too, since the skin is so cool.
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>>145648365
How is it priced on PTS

>>145647967
Hel is pretty much the main reason I sometime play non-conquest modes.
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>>145645168
I'm almost never playing Arena but get rid of Fatalis, Wind demon would do the job better at running over people and crit are always great, plus you already have a root,a slow and a speed buff so sticking to targets shouldn't be much of an issue. You could probably also skip on Ichaival to get core items earlier.
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Goodnight sissies.
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>>145650302
Goodnight faggot
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>>145607978
>>145608059
>>145609031
I swear I've read these exact post like 4 times before now
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We will be upgrading paladins to cb 0.27 today
Limited access starts at 9:15am EDT/3:15pm CEST#paladins
Posted on Jun 16, 07:56 EDT
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>>145632212

>conquest
>bare minimum of 3 insta-lockers no matter what role you call first
>at least one person goes for XP camps instead of buff camps in the beginning and tells you to fuck off when you ask them to come help with the camp
>the jungler will go red pot, steal the red camp, and attempt to get an early kill, only to fuck it up and die, wasting his buffs, then proceeded to feed for the rest of the match
>your team will have a combination of Rage quitters who DC, and F7 Warriors who drag the game out way longer than it should

Nah fuck Conquest.
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>>145656207
Don't forget if you are a support and get a kill the ADC will whine that you stole it and if you don't he will whine because you din't get it.
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Live.
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>>145660115
Die, die, die!
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>>145660292
Oh no I fucked up.
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>>145660292
Heroes never die !
Oh wait
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PALADIN PATCH WHEN ?
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>>145663640
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>>145663687
I know it's down, I went to know when it's finished.
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/smgen/ on xbone?
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>>145649515
1 gem, as always
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>>145664046

Now
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>>145667695
>942 MB

wew
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You have to buy the old Cassie colors.
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>>145667893
And Kinessa got a bad skin, also you get the Raider Pip just for logging in right now.
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>>145654089
Wtf are you babbling on about?
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>>145668104
>hiding her abs

Absolutely Haram

>>145667893
You get it for free if you had the Yellow skin. I kinda like her new colour scheme, makes her less "Red hair archer in green clothes" generic.
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>>145668104
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>>145666496
Yeah the clan is called 'Reddit crew xD'
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Holy shit paragons is bad.

Smite is going nowhere lmao
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I don't know if it's the patch or the fact that I haven't played Paladins in a really long time, but I still enjoyed this match even though we lost. I will say the game felt pretty slow with this movement speed change, even when mounted.

Skye also seems to be pretty weak, maybe that was just the player or their cards but I never felt too threatened by her on her own. Hope I can pick Bomb King before someone else in my next match, both of them in this game just seemed to spam stickies in the direction of the objective instead of trying to land them right on players and I wanna see how difficult it might be.
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>>145672379
>paragon
>ever relevant

worry about hirez, they're experts at killing their games.
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>>145672379

My problem with Paragon was my abilities didn't feel impactful, the game felt fairly slow outside of travel mode, and their item unlock system was aids. I know they're really early in their testing so I do hope these things get adjusted.
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>>145672808
They're likely to change the movement speed thing, there's quite a few complaints. People like their fast.

Skye's heavily skill based now because that stacking 3% damage thing.
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>>145672808
>I will say the game felt pretty slow with this movement speed change, even when mounted.
Yeah, don't like that, Didn't the FoV get changed too ? It feels weird.

>Skye also seems to be pretty weak
Yeah she is pretty shit right now, she has less burst, less damage past point blank range and the poison bolts are clunky. I think Barrik is now is even better than he was before.
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>>145673072
It's litteraly a horrible copy of smite.

I thought epic games would have been able to a unique twist but all they could come up with was 'cards are items that you need to buy in packs lamo'
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>>145673391
I don't have any hope for Paragons.

Travel mode is a completely retarded concept.

The item system is fucking awful.

There's already a character who does massively homing damage through walls.
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>>145673557
Looks like we're all forced to play shitty smite because everything else is so bad.

JUST
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Is there a smgen clan on Xbox or only PC?
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>>145674187
PC only.

Fuck console cucks.
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Well I did it.
Because I can
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>>145674187
>>145674516
Well there ya go
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>>145674516
AND NOW SMITE IS TRULY DED
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>>145674636
FUCK
OFF
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>>145674516
Anyone in that clan should be killed.
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>>145638649
t. Hellsing
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>>145674749
>>145674863
>>145674990
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>>145674749
>>145674863
>>145674990
Consolers are friends, not food.
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>>145607347
Same thing can be said about Barik mate, fuck attack position in payload mode
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I'm not sure why consolefags get so much hate. Yeah they're mostly just nubs who don't know the meta but tbqh they're keeping the game alive.

Maybe if you helped them when they asked for it in this thread, this thread wouldn't 404 so quickly lol
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>>145676227
Fuck off Ghandi
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>>145676227
>this thread wouldn't 404 so quickly lol

It doesn't though.

So fuck off console shit.
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>>145676227
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF
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>>145676378
>>145676279
I'm not even a console fag, Ganesh.
Enjoy your dead game
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>>145676541
>Enjoy your dead game
Yeah keep spouting memes mate.

Fuck off back to your xbone and take more pictures of your tv screen.
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>>145676541
If killing smite is what it takes to remove the console shits from this general, i'd gladly nuke the game myself.
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>>145676903
>>145676646
The highest ELO on Conquest is a console player KEK
I'm not lying, stop trying to be edgy and conform with the sheep mentality that console fags should be met with hostility.

tbqh desu you should go back to plebbit
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DON'T DENY ME THIS EMBRACE
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>>145676903
>>145676646
Guys, hating people because of what console they choose to play on is the dumbest form of discrimination ever. I can understand race, religion, sexuality, age, and sex, but how you choose to play a game the way you want? Take that shit back to Smash Bros. General.
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>join game
>kuk has 3 cooldown items first
>susano is building a mana build
>nemesis is doing defense build
>the other guy is a shit fafnir feeder
>it 3-19, everyone has a score of 0-4ish+
>I am 3-0
>telling faggots to do their lane since they keep all going on one side for some reason
>they blame me for the loss

What?
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>>145677032
>The highest ELO
ELO is hidden and has been for a while.

Come back to me when console league means anything you fuck.
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>>145677118
It's completely logical, mobas where not made with shitty console controls in mind, and a shit tier dev like hi-rez will do nothing to change that
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>>145677139
the delusion of this autist
seriously, enjoy your dead game

I only play overwatch on PC and Smite on consoles
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>>145677281
that's because overwatch is an actual game
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>>145677281
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>>145677118
>come on guys we just want to play games like you ;)
>we just want to play causal games
>games made with shitty limited console controls and restrictions in mind

If you can't understand why console is hated you are fucking retarded.
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I use Fatalis on every hunter
Why do people act like it's a bad item?
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>>145677395
So is tic-tac-toe

Both share similar simplicity
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>>145677585
>act like
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>>145677568

>Blaming consoles for Smite being shit

What
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>>145677568
Smite is built with PC in mind first. Now you're just being irrational. No console boogeyman is coming to take away your PCs.

I bet you use skins you don't even like over default just because they cost money.
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>>145676227
>Maybe if you helped them

The other day we had a console player asking how to build Ra tank. There is no helping these people.
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>>145677398
>all these free (you)s
tbqh it's not bait if it's fact

>>145677568
nah m9, it's just the whole PC vs Console mentality. PC players always have to be superior to Consolefags yet their toxic community has killed off the game on PC.
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SMITE SHOULD DIED ALONGSIDE THE COMMUNITY THAT IT PLAGUES
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>>145678056
soon
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>>145677913
t. my 80 year old toaster with built in waffle maker can't handle smite
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>this fucking paladins patch
why the fuck does everything look like an Brazilian oil porn set
>>145678056
>calling anything a plague while shilling your shitty forced game
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>Smite
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>>145678229
Autists are always shit when it comes to banter, stick to buying all the skins and chests desu

>free (you)s
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>>145678238
>forced game
>over 8 mill copies sold
>overtaken LoL in korean pc bangs
>forced
>>
Bomb King is pretty awesome, shame I have to buy all my champions now. I had them all for free before this, for some reason.
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>>145678229
More like he could handle it but lost every game as it was too hard for him.

So he moved to console and now wins against six year olds.
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>>145678229
smite looks like shit, the reason it can't run is because the servers are always down/shit
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>>145678238
>I call it forced because palashit and smite will have this level of success so I have to desaccredited it somehow
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>>145678410
>>145678410
>blizzard isnt pumping money and waifu scum arent shilling it
never heard anything positive about this shit execpt muh dick just look at every post you retards make
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>>145678721
Maybe blizzard will buy hirez just so they can shut it down.

That would be great desu
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>>145678854
Have you ever heard anything positive about smite? Smite is also waifu bait, just look at the retards who post here.
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>thread has little to no talk about smite
lol gg2ez
this is going to be /smegen/ from now on
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>>145678056
>>145678721
>>145678923
>Make the most casual shitfest to ever disgrace the shooter genre
>Its wildly popular because finally retards have a game they can play.

Who'd a thunk.
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>>145678854
Name 1 (one) positive thing about smite
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>>145679068
this has been /smiggen/ since april my man.

game is dead
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>>145679237
it's dying
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>>145679175
We all know how smart the smite player base is.
>Still salty my shitty trashy game will never be popular
>>145679352
True
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>>145679175
>Make the most casual shitfest to ever disgrace the moba genre
>it's dying

Nice job hirez. Can we please get smite sold to someone else already. I vote epic games.
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>>145679482
HotS exists, nigger.
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I barely liked Fernando last patch, now I hate him again. Fireball was fun to play with, but no burn on it anymore sucks and the whole deals more damage when enemies line up thing is just kinda dumb.
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WHITE LION ANHUR SKIN WHEN
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>>145679592
I play HotS senpai. It's meh.

Smite is hell of a lot more casual. You won't see HotS on console for example. Shit wouldn't work.
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>>145679669
Is the new pala patch fun?
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>>145679991
Other than the Fernando game I just played I'm enjoying it.
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>>145679991
Are you seriously asking if a hirez game is fun? Are you stupid?
>>
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>mfw I just woke up

Good shitposting everyone, keep it up.
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>I don't care about gameplay and Im willing to get jewed on as long as I can masturbate to the female characters
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>tfw going to into paragons games, triggering people by calling it a dead game and saying smite is better

PURE MISCHIEF. Wonder how long till I'm banned.
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>>145682065
You're in a MOBA general, the most casual of all games.
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>>145682065
man the retards who play this game aren't going to listen to you
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>>145682074
haha epic troll ftw!
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Hey guys check out this montage I made of a match that most certainly isn't an outlier in any way, shape, or form:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4g7jze_they-gave-me-nemesis_videogames
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I am so fucking mad about Androxus

They absofuckinglutely ruined him. He is now some shitty McCree where his only move is his garbage fucking left click with shitty fucking hit reg and fuck me I am mad as fuck.
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>DM leaves Smite April 20
>within 2 months smite is dead
oh god he really was gluing everything together, he was single handedly keeping smite alive.
fuuuck, i hate dm but damn its pretty fucking obvious.
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>>145682474
It's either that or I play actually play smite.

And I'd rather not play smite.
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Smite General clan for ps4???
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>>145682664
I know this is trolling but he really was the best caster they had.

The rest of the casters are boring. I pretty much stopped watching pro games when he left.
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>>145682664
DM please go home
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>>145682847
Read the thread.

FUCK. OFF. CONSOLE. SHITTER
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>>145682664
>implying he did jackshit to help

all he did was stream it for his subs sheckles and go apeshit over silly things (which he still does)
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>>145682664
at least smite isn't as dead as BM's sister
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>>145683039
savage.
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>>145682664
he was the villain that smite needed to be interesting in the slightest
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>>145679991
game is slow as shit and they fucked up the foc you can revert the fov yourself. Barik mains are butt mad though so its kind of ok
>>145682737
you wasted 20 bucks to shill smite when you hate it?
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>>145682543
maybe if you didn't spam taunts or voice commands so much people wouldn't think you're autistic and you wouldn't have to shill your shitty montages of a MOTD with gay music on a 4chan thread
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>>145683375
>you wasted 20 bucks

Beta is open till monday. I didn't pay for paragons you moron.
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I take back what I said earlier, new Skye is actually loads of funs to play as even if I preferred her older wrist gun. The cross region thing is kinda shitty though, it kept putting me in NA servers despite having sub one minutes queues for EU, something must be broken.

>>145682869
>I know this is trolling but he really was the best caster they had.

I don't really feel it, Bart and Drybutt were the best and I'm the opposite of you I never watched any match where DM casted. Anatoly and F. are actually kinda entertaining and the former have made huge progresses.

>>145683135
Heel
players are what make the scene interesting, not manchild casters.
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>>145679773
>Smite is more casual than HotS

confirmed for retarded
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>>145683480
>hating Pat Benetar
There isn't a reaction image in the world that could accurately portray my disgust.
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>>145684117
nobody cares you autistic faggot
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>>145682065

>Bad mouthing Smite in the Smite general

Why?
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>Kanye hasn't dropped anything since 13 and I didn't enjoy that much The Life of Pablo
Halp
Also
DEAD GAME
E
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G
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M
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>these amateur shitposts
heres a pity (you)
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>>145684832
FDOOOOOT!!!

SPORT SKINS WHEN!?!?!??!
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>>145682074
kill yourself :jopy_gungstick.
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why is evie so ridiculously easy
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>>145686348
Because she was based on your mother.
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>Get Deserter Penalty for trying to think about who I'm gonna pick instead of insta-locking
>15 minutes of being unable to play
>Can't even queue for practice vs ai anymore because they made that not a solo thing anymore for some reason

Fuck
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>>145686506
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>>145684832
Don't know rap/hiphop too well, all I can recommend is Chase and Status.

What's smiggen listening to atm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bd8PsWzE4M
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>>145687056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
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>>145687056
https://youtu.be/tlPfWxul5F4
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>>145682074
>he payed money to play a game just to shitpost
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>>145687056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOJq_aOt0dY
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>>145687612

Paragon is in open beta this weekend you sperglord
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>>145687696
>damage control
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>>145687696
for ps4?
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>>145687672
That's great, why does it have so few views?
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>>145688263

think so, might have to link your psn account with the an epic account
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>>145688310
Because it's a super obscure french group. I only knew about it because on of its member is the composer for Amplitude Studio.
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smgen clan on PS4 is up. Search it up and apply. Should I make it application only or open?
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>>145682074
>Kids version
>Muh gritty, uhdult vidya

I hate this.
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>>145600101
25 game losing streak boys!
Broken matchmaking lvl 20's vs Silver I's
I wonder why I even came to play this game...
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>>145689438
Play the better game.
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>>145638968
Got me there
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>>145687056

https://youtu.be/leDzWauY5Tw
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>>145689438
You either lie or are one of the worse shitter to ever play this game .
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New player here, only level 6 ingame profile
I played Cabrakan twice today in Arena and damn this nigga is fun
Should I buy him though, I mean is he actually viable? Since I only have 6k favor
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>>145690917
He's pretty bad.
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>>145690917
Buy it if you like it, every god is viable in casual, and you will have enough time to buy ranked meta god on your way to level 30.
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>>145689438
Post guru
>>145690917
>>145690992
He's level 6. Nobody cares what you play at level 6. Buy whatever, but if you like the game, buy the pack. It's worth it in the long run. (10+ hours)
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Bomb King is fun.
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>>145690992
May I ask why he is bad? It's not that I don't trust you it's just that I'd like to better understand him if I buy him

Also wich Norse gods are fun? I like them the most thematically
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>>145692494
He's not a good guardian, and the only thing he can do well is do a bunch of damage to a squishy.

And he can't really do much in conquest, he'd easily get shut down in the solo lane, doesn't make a good tank, and I don't think anyone would want to take him in the jungle right now.

Odin in the most fun Norse god.
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Is there any way to disable that stupid flashing when you can upgrade a skill? I'm using melee crit builds and I found out some skills are either completely useless or best left at tier 1, but I can't play with that fucking HEY YOU NEED TO CLICK ME thing when I'm trying to check my other skill's cooldowns.
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>Think Fafnir will stop retards from going assassin
>Retards now going guardian
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>more overwatch lewds and Paladins posts than actual Smite discussion
Is reddit decent?
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>>145694204
There's nothing to talk about.

New god sucks, meta sucks, Hi-rez sucks, skins suck, game sux.
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>>145693436
>best left at tier 1
like ?
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Bomb KANG nearly redeems the patch, but not quite.

You've gotta play him like a jet.
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Barik's shotgun shit is awful
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Wrong general idiots.
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>>145693329
Then why has he been picked in the SPL?

>Odin
>Fun

One trick pony; the character.
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>>145695326
>Then why has he been picked in the SPL?
Getting picked in the SPl doesnt mean he is good, all gods but Anubis and Hel got picked in the SPL. are you saying all gods are god but those two?
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>>145694618
To use an example, I've been looking at Ravana, a melee physical. Since physical power is nowhere near as big as magical power not to mention the difference in base ability power compared to a mage is so low, using abilities for damage is kind of pointless.

However, Ravana has his first ability to slow, his second to escape a root, his third to root, and his fourth to leap out. His first and third ability retain the same cooldown throughout all tiers, yet increase in mana cost. Now considering your basic attacks with crits will do more damage than these abilities, it makes sense to keep them at their lowest mana cost because they will still have the same cooldown/effect.
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>>145688086
What?
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>>145695518
>all gods are god
all gods are good
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>>145688263
The email I got says it is.

Check your emails. If your account can play you'll have one.
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>>145695635
>it makes sense to keep them at their lowest mana cost because they will still have the same cooldown/effect.
Except mid/late game mana cost literally doesnt matter so you are gimping your damage for no reason. The increase in ability damage could be the difference between needing an extra crit or two to kill
Not to mention that if you are speccing so hard into crits without increasing ability damage you will lower your teamfight potential, effectively turning into a less damaging, tanky assassin
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>>145695635
>crits on rav
new or console player?
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>>145694734
What are you babbling on about m8?
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>>145695635
>>145695635
>using abilities for damage is kind of pointless
>Not understanding the point of a bruiser
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>>145695518
>Getting picked in the SPl doesnt mean he is good, all gods but Anubis and Hel got picked in the SPL

Not true. Especially since he is getting picked up NA tier-whores like Enemy. Cabrakan is considered meta.
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>>145695929
Oh yeah also going to point out that blue is literally right next to your lane so you shouldnt have to worry about mana
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>>145696081
>>145695635
PS4 player.

What was that got anything to do with it though? Without crit rav is a complete joke.
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>>145695635
Ladies and gentlemen

This is why console 'friends' are beyond saving.
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>>145696270
Yes you're absolutely right. Crit Ravana is great.
Please don't mind the other posters in this thread, they're just jealous they can't get such a brilliant strategy to work
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>>145696412
>All platforms have literal retards
>But it only matters when talking about console players
Ayy
Lmao
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>>145696412
>>145696473
The issue is PS4 players are newer. I started playing when the PS4 beta came out. At one point I built the runeforged hammer. It'll be awhile before the PS4 community gets better. maybe never given my team mates.
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Is Cabrakan viable in ranked? He doesn't seem to have the mobility required in ranked
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>>145697259
Didn't you hear?
He was picked in SPL, so he's the best god in the game.

Gonna be first pick/ban soon.
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>Watching Matty play Fenrir
Is his 2 really so bad he hasnt even unlocked it yet at level 9?
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Speaking of Runeforged, who exactly is it useful for now? Seems sort of terrible.
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>>145696270
m8 why the fuck are you replying when he's asking me

>>145696081
new, PC

>>145695929
We're looking at one or two hundred damage at most in difference between tiers. If you're talking late game, then that hardly makes a difference.

>a less damaging, tanky assassin
So a warrior? Besides, I'm sure the crit build has more dps than an ability based Rava, but I couldn't find a calculator anywhere. And I don't know where you get this "tanky" idea from, I've just upped my movement and attack speed while maximising crit damage.
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>>145697454
When you're playing a silly MOTD and want to use a dumb build.
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Also going to guess that this ps4 shitter also play a meme game mode like arena, since he is going to get beat at minion clearing all day with no abilities to do shit
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>Play Drogoz
>Never use ult
>???
>Win

It's that easy, when will they give him a new ult? Right now his is just a bad version of Bomb King's.

Seems like they'll be getting rid of mounts at some point since it's labeled as "Sprint" in the keybind menu, though it could've always been like this and I just saw it now because I wanted to make my binds more like Overwatch.
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>>145698196
I want flaming horse, though!
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Friendly reminder that pc players should FUCK OFF TO PARAGONS
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>>145698379
Paragon is going to be more dead than fucking Paladins.
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>>145698517
Makes sense for pee cucks to be playing dead games.

Online is the smallest for them in any game.
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>>145698196
Too late to get rid of mounts, would trigger people who bought the fire horse mount.
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>log into paladins
>gold received: 100

Didn't they remove specialty cards? Shouldn't I have got like a million gold?
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>>145699234

They didn't "remove" them exactly, they just changed what all of the cards did so they don't have to refund you :)
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>>145696412
I play on xbone maining awilix in jungle and I run a cooldown/physical/pen builf to abuse her 2. Don't lump everyone in the same. Then again I run [fill] in most every lobby and in conquest/arena like half the people have no team comp awareness at all and will run 4 or 5 physical gods sometimes
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>>145697342
it really does nothing worth it.

his damage is more important on those early levels.
Fenrir can fuck you up with his 3.
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>lets slow the game to a crawl and give every champ the same ms when certain ones have no mobility or rely on being close
>pip buffs
pure fucking cancer
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>>145699782
>champ
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>>145697454
Maybe in Duel when you're both physical and your god has slows, roots, or cripples.
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>>145699970
They are called champs in game you spaz.
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>>145700172
THIS IS A SMIRE GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145700172
The tab to look at them literally calls them gods you retard
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>TFW you losing faith in the lord Yeezy but you remember the Yeezus is pure heat
The game lives on.
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>>145700731

He fucked up Wolves
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>>145700898
I fucking know, Pablo just doesn't get me.
I feel the shit out of Yeezus.
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Fucking sissy faggots
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>>145700538
How fucking stupid are you? The post mentioned pip. Someone from paladins. The post mentioned the recent patch of global movement speed nerfs. He's talking about paladins you fucking window licker. they are called champs.

>>145700531
Another blind retard. Look at the OP. Smite AND paladins.
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>>145701208
they're memeing you m80
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>>145701262
Nice damage control.

Hurrrr i pretend to bee retard so i win xD look i get to mak u corret ma pee babby brrrian
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>>145701342
whatever you say m80
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>Play Conquest
>Someone feeds really badly
>Mid-late game teamfights a mess
>Lose
>Play Arena
>Someone feeds really badly
>teamfights generally a mess
>Lose
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>Smite is so shit and dead we have to share the general with another shit and dead game
its fucking over, paladins won, palafags won, its over, we lost out general, we actually lost the smite general.
It was knowing you all, but this is over.
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>>145696224
Yet his win rate is atrocious at 33%
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>>145701475
damn now I realize you were memeing me
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>>145695670
only delusional Anubis fanboys say that.
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>>145701342
>Hurrrr i pretend to bee retard so i win xD look i get to mak u corret ma pee babby brrrian
LoL players everyone
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>>145701509
Good u suck
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>>145701475
????

What is that screenshot supposed to show me? Considering you can edit them easily?
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>>145702158
look at how long it took you to do that and how quickly I posted mine screenshot calm down m80
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>>145701568
>he doesn't play paladins

Why not anon?
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>>145702291
God fucking forbid I get off the computer for a few fucking minutes.

I'm not glued to my fucking chair shitposting like you all day you fat tub of lard.
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>>145701509
Play with friends
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>>145702302
>Why
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>>145702430
sure thing m60
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How do I into Nemesis?
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Any of you fags want to be my healslut?
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>>145702291
not him but removing yous is quicker then adding them desu.

>>145701568
mate where have you been, it's been like that for almost 2 weeks now. paladins has been added to these generals because people talked about it anyway, plus it made sense since it's all hirez stuff.
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>>145702592
>tfw soon people will leave smite for paragons

It's all over bros.
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>>145702882
>t. ParagonPoster

Nobody's gonna play that game.
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>>145702629
>playing healers in season 3
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>>145702882
See >>145682074

Smite players are already leaving for it. Overwatch killed paladins, Paragons killed smite.

Might as well rename the general to Overwatch and Paragons General.
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>>145702882
paragons is too slow imo, i tried playing it but its just too fucking slow.

it feels sluggish and boring
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>>145600101

>Reasons why people still play smite and also why my penis is fairly hard
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>>145703705
Doesn't help that it has nothing unique to make its usp. All the heroes play like smite gods, bunch of damage dealers.

The whole full z axis thing doesn't make that much of a difference in game. Problem is if you already play smite, there's no reason to switch. It doesn't do anything different.

The graphics are nice which is cool but that doesn't make it 'fun'.
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>>145704145
>The whole full z axis thing doesn't make that much of a difference

It probably doesn't at your skill level.

That's like saying beads don't make a difference in smite because you think all they do is make your god glow yellow
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>>145704680
I'll be honest. I played 3 games and didn't see why I should keep playing paragons over smite. Nothing seemed unique or interesting. The designs for the heroes aren't much interesting either. There was literately some guy who looked like donte.

It came across as a bad smite copy desu.
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>>145703860
>tfw just spent all my shekels on the sugar and spice skin for hel
fug me in the ass lads
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>>145705970
>buying recolors with gems
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>>145705970
That's the recolour ain't it?

Please don't tell me you spend gems on something you can get with favor.
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>>145705970
NEWFRIEND SPENT GEMS ON A RECOLOR
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>>145705970
Console?
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>>145706427
>>145706524
>>145706664
>>145706854
Please guys stop...
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>>145707139
Did you not see the buy with favor option you retard?
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>>145707139
It's okay Anon, just pretend you never said it and it'll all go away.
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>>145707313
It cost too much with favor, I couldn't afford that after buying hel and possibly golden skin when I get the chance
>>145707397
I'll take ur advice. mods please delete these posts
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>>145707139
u r dumb
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>>145707779
>9500 favor is expensive

What? Is this bait?
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>>145707779
For for love of fuck, don't spend gems on things you can get with fucking favor, unless you are buying the god pack.

I bet you buy individual gods with gems too.
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>>145707779
>It cost too much with Favor

Found the person without the God Pack
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DON'T REPLY TO BRAINDEAD CONSOLE PLAYERS
DON'T REPLY TO BRAINDEAD CONSOLE PLAYERS
DON'T REPLY TO BRAINDEAD CONSOLE PLAYERS
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>>145707779
>It cost too much with favor
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>>145690917
buy him.
He's good af when trying to ruin a smug nox's score.
>GET OFF MY TOWER
>BAMBAMBAMABAMABAM
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>>145600101
>>145674516
>>145688864
Add the console clans to the OP asap
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>>145709708
Fuck no. Not adding them in a million years fag. Be happy I keep the console patch up to date.
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>>145600101
>their scylly spam laugh after ulting our bellona
fucking on par with janus players
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>>145709708
No.
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>that new Hel skin
HNNNG
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>>145709708
this
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>>145710223
No.
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>>145709708
>>145710223
>>>reddit
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>>145710034
Whose a big boy? Yes you arrre! I bet your friends on the PC are so proud that you keep the console filth out of your precious thread! GBP for you big guy! Get some tendies for dinner!
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>>145710034
>>145710068
>>145710383
>Being upset other retards want to have fun
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>>145710954
I tolerate it. I make most of the OP's and don't mind the console stuff. After all, I go on the patch site and look what the latest patch is for console and update it. I'm not going to shun it and pretend it doesn't exist.

But adding console clans? No, not happening.

>>145711082
Go play smite and have fun. Why are you posting here then?
>>
So
I'm the shitter from yesterday
Who said he was gonna do the Guan Yu crit thing
I did it. It worked in Joust at least. it was fun.
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>>145620909
>ult
>release mirror charge
>dash into enemy after stun to get a couple more hits off before leap
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>>145691131
unless you like assault.
its really nice getting only the good gods in assault because you bought them all with favor
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>>145699490
all warriors in arena is fun
>>
is there a site that has all the upskirts of the smite characters? searching online i can only find athena and bastet
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>>145712620
I remember a site where you could look at the models and rotate them any way you want, but I don't remember the name.

Don't know why you'd want to look at this game's awful models tho, but to each his own.
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>>145712780
just curious
>>
Live.
>>
Is it worth getting the Viking pack at this point?
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>>145717312
Shitty as hell warrior + situational at best jungler.
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>>145715945
Die Die Die Die Die Die.
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>>145717312
Why do people always ask this question? The worth of bundles is your own opinion on if you like the skins or not.

If you like the skins and are going to play the gods then yes buy it for fuck sake. If not then don't.
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be jealous, its okay
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>Matched with a team of 4 in casual
>They instapick positions, leave me with supp
>Every single one of them outplayed by their equal on the other team
>>Batz that goes 1-8 BMs throughout the course of the match, every time he dies
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>>145717440
>kali
>situtational
>in a qins meta
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is fafnir good?
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>>145719197
Fafnir isn't out yet you retard.
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>>145719409
Shut up nerd now drop your pants so I can take your ass to pound town
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>>145719409
he came out today though?..
>>
Is there anyone on PC who wants to play? My past few matches have been complete cancer with teammates going 0-14 and every game has had at least 2 D/Cs.

Send me a friend request or invite me to SmGen if you can. Username is EpicBrahmin.
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>>145720119
>>145719197
Today?

He's been out for over a week now mongs.
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>>145720183
Nobody plays this shitty game.
Fuck off.
>>
Who's the most fun paragons champ to play.

Every single one is boring as fuck in this shitty gritty moba. Fucking cliff shitinski
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@145720291(you)
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>>145720356
>@
(You)
>>
>want a few things from the e3 humble bundle
>don't think I can justify the tier with paladins beta + whatever came with it
>buy the tier under it
>still get the key

I mean I was sold in buying the founder's pack, and I was going to wait until my next pay period. I still will, but this is nice. Saved me 4 bucks I guess.
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>>145720291
This desu ne senpai baka sugoii
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>>145720349

Kallari
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>>145720650
That looks like an assassin.

fuck you.
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>>145720994
?
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>>145721052
Assassins are boring.
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>>145720183
NA or EU?
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>>145721228
No.
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>>145721234
NA
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>>145721275
Yes.
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>>145720189
console players are the majority now.

will you continue to play dumb? or just quit caring like every other non-autist
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>>145722240
Maybe.
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>>145720349
>install paragons
>can't bind level up to f1-f4 keys
>uninstalled

What kind of retard designed this shit?
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>>145718519
>no thanatos
ONE JOB
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>>145705970
>first days of smite
>starting right when curse started giving away gems for its event
>the same day I started was the first of a freegems weekend
>end up with a ton of gems
>I was really just trying out smite while L o L was down
>might as well spend these gems, its not like am gonna stick with the game
>buy a kali recolor and her VP
>am still playing SMITE
>to this day I regret those gems I wasted
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>>145722065
Said you're already in a clan nigga.
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Just bought Sobek with saved favor, should I grab Cabrakan as well? I like Guardians, just not great at knowing which to build for defense and which to build for damage.
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>>145725158

got it, thanks meign
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>Poor Kelly
She did not want to be anointed

https://youtu.be/06VGdUVfd98?t=205
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>>145728490
forgot time
it's at 3:25
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Why did it take so long for people to realise throwing dagger was the best starter for hunters ?
I've been building it since s2 and always got shit from everyone, even when I did really good I had the classical "it worked because they were shit"

Only now with a nerf everyone and their mothers are getting it
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>>145728490
Kelly was thinking, 'my feet hurt, I was I was at hirez studios'.
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dumping a paladins key from humble bundle i don't want
PCHB165CC22D60531
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>>145728490

ahahahaha man I missed kelly at the charity stream

no getting pied in the face, no feeling around in her mystery box
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>>145728490
>I left HiRez for this
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>>145602101
nah, he's saying the splash art looks better than their man face models
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>>145729943
>thanks Bart
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>>145729350

thanks bruh
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It's kinda dumb I can't accept someone's application to the clan until they're online
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>>145731247
Console fagggggg

lol, jk, you're probably not leader meng
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hi-detail by hi-rez
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>>145732397
Looks like complete shit.

>those leg seams
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>>145731382
B-But I am
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>mfw missed all the bantz between NA and EU posters from the SWC
Can't wait tbj
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Big Meaty Cocks!
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>>145732397
>Hi-rez managing to make cameltoe unsexy
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>>145732397
Hold them TNAs tight, I can see that camel
She goin' low, touchin' toes, no sandals
Think I'm like them other guys, no baby I'm a bad example
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>>145732850
USA USA USA
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>>145733012
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>>145732397

hel has a puffy vulva, confirmed
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>when you get quad ulted and support tries to save you
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jotaro bellona when?
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>>145737556
Well we have a Japanese themed hunter, guardian, assassin, and now mage with Hel so we do need a warrior.
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bellona, best waifu 4ever
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Waifu Invicta!
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How to beat a skilled Bellona in solo fight with Ravana?

I get demolished every single time.
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bellona thread?
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>>145738912
start with red pot and blue stone then be agressive
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>>145739179
best waifu thread
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>>145738912
You forget everything you knew about building Ravana and build him attk spd/crit. His abilities aren't worth leveling so just leave them at 1. Even at level 20, your skill should be at level 1 so you don't run out of mana. They get more mana expensive the higher level they are so youll last forever at their minimum level
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>tfw you trigger autists by telling them video games = real life skills
It's almost too fucking easy lads
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>>145739576
crits won't work on the best waifu evah
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>>145720349
Depends what you enjoy.

I'd try Iggy (mage), Murdock (magical carry), TwinBlast (phys carry), Grux (fighter), Riktor (tank)
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>>145738912
Solo lane: Immune her 2, build enough physical prots so fighting her stops being an actual fight and becomes a slap trade

Duel/1v1: Start bluestone red pot, go into boots - ichaival - nemean - soul eater - titans - qins/stone cutting

You're welcome
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I play a lot of Siege and Clash. If I could pick any one item first as Zeus, what should I grab?
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>>145740572
doom orb.
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>>145740572
>>145740610
Pick Shoes nigga, you gon feed with no mobility.
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So I hear Bellona has a pretty big cock.
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>>145741181
Maximum keks
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>>145740672
people who says that are just jelous of her, she is the best waifu in this game
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>>145741015
I've also heard those rumors
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>>145741015
>>145741473
noobs, go and play league of legends
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>>145740672
I took both your suggestioms, went pen boots then doom orb, then warlocks sash then book of those and melted a loki, felt pretty good.
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>>145741595
>playing LoL
>2016
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>>145741595
Get a load of this fag.
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>>145699782
>krett and drybear are sat in the office meetiong room
>i'm feeling jewish today drybear, how can we make more money in paladins?
>me too you baldy fuck, any ideas?
>we need to make the game better friend
>I agree, don't call me a friend, four eyes
>o-okay, well the maps are too big, we need to do something about it
>we already made them smaller you hairless fuck
>I know drybear but players still get around them too quicky, we need the overwatch audience we can make money
>what do you suggest, you window licker?
>well, the only thing I can think of is to remove mounts, it would make sense since mounts don't really work for the game
>wouldn't players who payed for the premium mount be angry, you mango looking fuck
>yes, we will need to do something to compensate them, add something new for them, would require work
>w-work
>at this point drybear falls to the ground screaming 'work, work, work, work' over and over
>he begins to foam at the mouth having a seizure
>krett runs up to him and slaps him
>rory, it's okay we won't do that, that requires work and actual effort lmao
>drybear wakes up and slaps krett so hard his glasses go flying off his face
>so what do you suggest we do, you bold dwarf looking thats a load of me breaches manlet
>make all the champs really slow, I can have that done by today
>do it you fucking faggot
>no problem
>krett is crying at this point from being slapped to the moon
>anything else rory
>don't call me rory and yes, buff pip, you beedy little frog

Fucking hirez
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>>145632212
>Aphrodite
>2 protections
Are they retarded? That sounds utterly useless. Wow, a whole 6 protections in duo. 2 if she's mid or solo, not that that would happen.
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>>145742647
>2 if shes mid or solo
>mid lane
>not 3v3

mid lane is a shitfest and has been for 2 seasons
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>>145742853
I haven't been following the Conquest scene for a long time. I'm assuming you mean the Support and Jungler constantly faffing about mid lane? Still, that's 10 protections. Not exactly going to protect her fragile ass from much.
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>>145677585
it isn't bad at all people can't run away from you and it offers AS and MS only hunter I might not get it on is Skadi desu
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>>145600101
How does one build Medusa? Unicorn with Fatalis or Crit?
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Smite gets some of the best porn.
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>>145745545
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>>145746082
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>>145732850
>>145733202
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>>145742350
lmao is his name really rory?
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>>145742350
>spent almost 2 hours researching and writing this up
>nobody gives a shit

ENOUGH
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>>145748413
Here have some HiRezFuckingWhen for your troubles
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>>145748413
Nobody gives a fuck about palashit.

I hope it does so bad it bankrupts Hi-rez.
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>>145748853
Thanks senpai

>>145748896
Next time I'll write an autistic story about smite then.

>>145747693
Don't talk to me or my wifes boyfriend ever again.
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>>145748896
But why anon?
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>>145749207
Because I'm an asshole that hates to see others happy but loves to see them fail, because it makes me feel better about my pathetic life.
>>
New player here, is there a site where I can see the winrates of all gods? (like dotabuff does, if anyone played dota here)
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>>145752383
Smite guru
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>>145741473
New picture? That actually seems like it has some quality to it.

>>145748853
I'd buy that skin.
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>>145753643
We'd all buy that skin anon.
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>>145739576
m8 pls. At highest levels my Ravana will do 900~ base damage with a crit before malice and deathbringer damage is even applied. The difference between tier 1 and tier 5 for his first ability is 220 damage, for his third ability it's 140 damage. Sure, if I'm finding that I have 90%+ of my mana all the time then I'll put some points into them, but I was just saying as a general rule of thumb it's a better idea to not level these abilities at least until lategame. I don't know why people are so mad at me.
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>>145752421
http://smite.guru/gods/i/2008
>Earlier in the thread some anon said Cabrakan is bad when his winrate is actually above 50 in most cases
What's up with that?
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>>145753643
Nah I saw that picture awhile ago, its on rule34

its just Freya pinning Bellona to a wall and their dicks are rubbing together
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>>145748896
A man can dream
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>>145755620
If only paragons was good, hirez would be toast.
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>>145755028
The people who are in this thread make stuff up to hide their own failings.

Take everything you read with a pinch of salt
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>>145755694
I'm enjoying it~
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>>145756330
Then stop posting about it~

The game has its own general and is not even moderately HiRez related.
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>>145756521
>The game has its own general

No, it doesn't.
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>>145756565
What did that shit die that fast? I remember some sad-ass anon was advertising his general in all the MOBA threads to try and get people to come to it.
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>>145756521
No it doesn't~

I quite like the item card system desu~
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>>145756628
That was a paragons dev a weeks ago, but it was only him and 2 other people posting in the actual general so it died. The dev gave up now.
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>>145710034
>Fuck no. Not adding them in a million years fag. Be happy I keep the console patch up to date.

Why does console trigger your autism?
Are you mad because most console players could destroy you on computer.
Ive played smite on the computer and the aiming is 100000% easier as well as the skill shots.

Console takes more skill
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>>145755932
http://smite.guru/gods/i/1898
Yeah actually I don't get it
Aphrodite was supposed to be one of the worst gods ingame but her winrate is fine? First time I use this site so idk if I'm reading it right, but her week winrate is above 50
Unless, when talking about gods being shit or not, people on here mean competitively?
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>>145758536
Win rate is based off of all ranks of play. At higher ranks she falls off and is killed easily.
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>>145755215
Time to hunt it down it seems.
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>>145758379
Keep the bait flowing anon.
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>lets try joust
>someone picks guardian
>they initiate when i tp to base
>they sit when i initiate
>i watch them just sit and let their team die
>they only ult to save themself
>dives for kills

its like the retardation of mmo tanks spread to mobas or is it the other way around
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> Expelled Hel
> Aphra Cadabra
> Nemesis tier 2
Hirez has found my weakness. Thighs
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>>145758536
Don't look at just win rate but also pick/ban rate. Be careful at what win rate you're looking at, global winrate and gamemode specific rates can highly vary. Look at Aphro, in raked she has 0.14% P/B and 47% WR, in Conquest : 1.12% P/B and 52% win rate. In siege and 3vs3 she has near 27% winrate and nearly 2% pickrate.

A lot of people will speak about competitive which doesn't really reflect how good a god can be in "normal" games where you can get away with much more if you know what you're doing and the game isn't exactly played the same.
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>>145759214
You know its true
>>145759214
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>>145760153
i need to finish that game

comfy for playing in bed on my vita
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>>145761215
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>there are people in SMITE RIGHT NOW who are legitimately autistic
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>>145762416
>thur

Learn to spell retard
>>
>600 posts without my shitpost

>there are people in this thread who only have 2000 smiteguru score
>>
Just when you thought you were the sexiest person in this thread
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>>145762759
>there are people in this thread who have under 2000 ELO
>>
>read dreamhack announcemnt
>think that well get free chests
>you have to buy them
Well... Is there any possibility of them giving away free chests?
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>>145762889
Worst character this patch
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>>145763467
>Fernando worst
>When Skye exists

SAY THAT TO MY LANCE
>>
I still keep my honor when I leave a clan right?
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>>145763454
>Is there any possibility of them giving away free chests?
For dreamhack?

No.
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>>145763617
nope
>>
>3rd game in a row where 2+ teammates are 0-10+ deaths

How are people this bad? I really don't see how anyone could suck at a video game this badly. Like are they genuinely autistic or what?
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>>145763904
Matchmaking.
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>>145763597
Skye is actually pretty fun this patch and while not as good as before you still can racks kill and be cancerous as fuck with her. If you have to choose a worst character it would probably be Androxus because he attract the worst of the playerbase.
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>>145763597
Shield last 3 seconds (2 if someone on the enemy team buys the double damage to shields card)
Fireball is worse than a lot of characters basic attacks now that it doesn't have the card to let it burn
Lost a ton of health with the Evolve card change

Skye can at least gets picks if she can keep her aim steady due to the bonus damage from continuously land shots. Hell speaking of bonus damage Fernando's bonus damage mechanic is trash too. I would rather have my teammates pick any DPS than pick Fernando because they think "We need tank".
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>>145702882
If they make it faster and fix the items, I'll probably play it a lot.
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http://www.smitegame.com/smite-dreamhack-sale/

GOOD GOI 13000 GEMS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 75 SHECKELS

PRAISE JEWHACK
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>>145763791
So if I get enough honor for chest and then get kicked I'm fucked?
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>>145764430

>Reselling old chest
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>>145764430
>13000 for 74.99
FUCK. I Just spent $99.99 for 8000 gems the other day.
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>>145765214

I'm sure they'll be happy to refund you so you can make your purchase again :)
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>>145764430
>saving gems
>have to wait a month before i can start on the season ticket
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>>145764430
Well, good thing I just got paid, I guess...
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>>145766352
You're that anon who bought all Hocus Pocus chests and got Aphro skin last aren't you?
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O-oh hey Thursday was my payday too! G-guess we have two things in common anon...
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>>145767526
H-how did you know?
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>mfw protectors
Jesus christ hirez if i dont pick an attack champ its because i want to defend and now i cant even do that
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>>145764430
I don't even know what dreamhack is.
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>>145697342

It's not that fenrir's 2 is bad, it's just that it's only worthwhile leveling up in the late game. At low levels the power increase and lifesteal is negligible and you are much better off putting points into your 3 which has very high base stats but mediocre scaling, so it shreds early-game but falls off late game.

When Fenrir's abilities fall off he's going to rely more on his Auto attacks, that's where his 2 comes in. A fully upgraded seething howl with full runes gives more power than bloodforge and more lifesteal than two fully stacked devo gloves. It's pretty much the reason why he can afford to build two defensive items as an assassin instead of being forced to build only offensive in order to still do damage to gods.

So that's pretty much how it goes. You level up your one and your three in the early game to get the most out of your ability damage, then upgrade your two when you transition into relying more on your auto attacks.
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>>145620909

It counters Bacchus Belch, Thor Spin to Win, Ares' flames, goobis' locust puke, and interrupts Susanoo's 1 combo
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>>145765214

I bought the $30 gem pack 3 times in order to get what I wanted out of the Ragnarok chest. Fuck me right?
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>>145764430
Probably for the best I'm not paid yet. I would spend the money on 13000 gems if I could.
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>>145764430
>mfw it's only 60 €
EU>NA
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Can't enjoy a game with Fafnir cause then I get quad ulted
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>>145771578
Such is the life of a guardian
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>>145773058
Life of a guardian
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Oh okay when I approve of someone's app to the clan and they're not on, it'll auto add them when they log on
>>
Reminder that it has been over two months since I've been able to jerk my dick to Body Swap. Hirez, please.
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>>145771578
I miss the days when you could get quad ulted as a guardian an live.
>>
What is the best deck build for Pip?
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>>145774894
Doctor Pip of course.
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>>145755028
I said he is bad because he had low mobility, weak waveclear, and his CCs are very short but he has 3. He also has zero sustain. He's one of my favorite characters but he's not as viable imho in ranked as Athena or Keprhi, or even Sobek or Ymir.
>>
Current goals in Smite and Paladins?

Going to try to rank up Chiron and learn how to play Sobek in Smite. Paladins will be seeing how viable my Grover deck still is, and getting the Founders Pack.
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>>145776974
Playing more Skye in Paladin and figuring a good Grohk deck.

Waiting for Hel new Skin in SMite.
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>>145776974
Figure out how to play Xing Tien and Ama, git gud at Conquest.
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>>145776974
>Smite
Actually arse myself into playing ranked again. Did qualifiers at the beginning of the season and dropped it from there. Also finally finish this viking quest thing.

>Paladins
Save up enough crystals from daily rewards to make a PalGen clan once they add the feature
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>>145776974
Learn how to play Hel. I'm about to spend money on her.
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>>145777218
Good luck with Skye, and enjoy the new skin when it comes out!

>>145777259
Xing is pretty alright still, not as amazing as he was but still playable. No idea about Conquest, I stick to Siege and Assault but good luck!

>>145777315
Can you do multiple Viking quests a day? Good luck with ranked, what rank are you now?

>>145777546
Never could figure out how to play Hel properly, but wishing you luck!
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Are there any waifus in paragon? Trying to decide if its worth the download or not.
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>>145770435
60 pounds is more than 75 dollar, surely this is bait.
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>>145778539
Wait, best girl is about to get a new skin ?
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>>145778539
There's just the one viking quest, which gives ya the Pip skin. Gold IV is what I got placed in.

>>145778806
No.
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>>145771578
Tbh that's how you should be playing Fafnir, he seems to work really well when you can consistently bait yourself but dodge shit with your ultimate.
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>pick ares
>leave to go get water
>come back to retarded as fuck 4 phys double adc
>susano says he is stacking in arena
>no mage
>nobody builds pent
>tell medusa to build pent like 12 fucking times
>medusa ult does like 90dmg
>enemy team has two tanks who both buy urchin
>enemy team all buys mantle of discord to cc fuck any melee who even gets close to killing them
>enemy team also said it was stupid to get pent vs their 300+ def
>enemy team has like 5 hard cc's on top of mantle
>shitters
>shitters everywhere

I miss season 1.
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>>145778539
The slower windup on Xing really kills it for me. Need to get the timing down better. Same with Ama's waveclear, the mirror is confusing.
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>>145780407
>Pick Ares
>Picture shows Bacchus
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>>145780407
your build is just as trash
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>15 minutes in clash queue

ded?
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>>145732397

Need upskirt of Dark Stance Hel next for reasons
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>>145732397
I can't believe that they would go as far as including a cameltoe without even trying to make it look decent. If you're putting that much thought into the details, you could at least make the leg seams and underwear line up.
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>>145780407
>b-but ymir has iso
>he also has lots of defense
>b-but iso
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>>145780407
>Spear on Bacchus
I'm with >>145781308
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>>145732397
>Hel got the schoolgirl skin
>Not amaterasu
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>>145784019
Don't lose hope.
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>>145784456
I'd kill for that skin.
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>>145784456
> Demon girl
Ew

I'd still get it, thighs are my weakness, as are torn leggings.
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>>145784710
Tell me, how does it feel to have shit-taste?
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>>145784710
>Torn leggins
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>>145784710
>Demon girl
>Ew

fucking normies
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List of rewards for the clan shit?
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>>145780996
well i switched to bacchus when we had no mage or tank

>>145781308
>>145783457
Well they werent doing any fucking damage. So i tried to do the damage because im not going to win the double urchin def game. I outdamaged everyone but cupid on my team who had pent. Everyone else was like 10k dmg or some shit.
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>>145784810
>>145784997
>>145785091
s-sorry...
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>>145785102
Shadow skins and that's pretty much it right now.
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Where's the futa? There's a serious lack of futa in these last few threads. I thought /smgen/ was THE futa general.
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Post your control scheme fags

1 - Left Shift
2 - E
3 - R
4 - Q

40 sensitivity

Find a better setup
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>>145785196
For who? the same lame ass 5 thats been around for half a year on pc?
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>>145785140
Shoulda sold half your build to just go damage. Bacchus can do crazy damage.

>>145776974
Im tryna learn Sobek too. Tryna get him down in Arena before I jump in Conquest. He seems pretty dope for his high sustain. His ult is kinda poop tho
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>>145784456
>hi rez already said only serious/ non sexual skins for skadi and amy
>waifu morons still keep crying for one
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>new player
>Kumbakharna seems fun, go buy him with favor
>There's an option to rent gods
Is this a good idea or not worth it? Like, rent him for 1 day to try him in some matches and then maybe buy him?
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>>145785507
1-Q
2-E
3-Thumb Button 1
4-Thumb Button 2
(my mouse has 2 thumb buttons, and I use the one closest to me as 3, and the furthest one for 4)

30 sensitivity
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>>145786415
>not having the god pack
>>
> '& Paladins'

How about nah. Take that unimaginative and in-cohesive piece of shit and go back to /trash/ with it.
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>>145787113
Newfag? Paladins has been combined with the general for 3 weeks now.
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>>145763191
Because everyone is shit in this game and throws and makes you lose when you top dmg, top kills, etc. Or they go like 4 adcs and force you to do some retarded shit that only half works anyways.

This is probably one of the most retarded fucking communities I've ever encountered. I can see why pokemon added effectiveness to fucking abilities because people are so fucking stupid that cant even understand like 10 class types. Fucking forget the meta around this game which has only gotten smaller and smaller over time basically making item choices or god choices about 2 possible choices. Playing this game has made me hate humanity and has instilled a fear into me that the people who cant even pick correctly in a stupid rock paper scissors game are driving vehicles next to me at 65mph.
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the mexican was loki
and the child was rat

fun times on smite
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>>145787640
ps they both instalocked
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>>145787837
Why assassins attract retard that much? In half of my games the assassins feed.
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>>145787113
>How about nah.

Yes master! We will all stop talking about paladins now because you said so!
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>>145787057
Well sorry unless someone has a key for me I don't have money to spend on that
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>>145785591
Yeah but I couldnt do anything because the only cc we had was me vs 4 hard cc's and 3 mantles.

I mean I guess susano can pull people 2 feet.
Medusa can stun with her ult for 90dmg.
Cupid could ult for stun.
But thats it vs full cd cc max def urchin team.
Theres no fucking hope.
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>>145788280
Probably a 12 year old console fag playing during summer. Mommy said no when he asked.
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>>145788049
Because muh SICK XBOX GANKS
Seriously I hate fucking people.
Assassin is the hardest class to play because if you fuck up any of the positioning or timing you fucking feed EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Its really important in tank but a tank isnt obvious when you fuck up until late game or at start and you just get fucked up to half hp and leave and usually dont die. Just other people die when you fuck up.

God fucking forbid you are playing assassin in arena or assault. You fuck up once and you throw the game.

Assassin can shit on people in stuff like joust but you have to time it perfect to steal camps or to stun chain with say rat into isis stun into neith stun or something. But what happens is you get all this shitters who think they are good who play the fucking glass cannon and just leap into fucking 5 man fights with the enemies having all of their cc up and they just shit on you.

You used to be able to get around being a shitter with positioning with blink being 45s but now its all up to you to position yourself right and almost nobody can do it. People cant even aim ra attacks or zeus ult. Fucking forget assassin.
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>>145788280
GR 13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
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>>145787187
Never too late.

>>145788113
Glad you're a sensible sort, vermin.
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>>145788793
Hello Janny!

They are reaction images you autistic fuck.
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>>145788915
Why are you not playing paladins? New patch is fun.
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>>145787028
I have 2 thumb buttons as well, but I'm not really sure about using them

I may give it a try, The problem is I use MB 1 for discord push to talk.
>>
>Qualify last season
>Get placed gold 1
>Qualify this season
>Get played silver 1

shitter lyfe
>>
>>145789171
Anyone gold 2 or under should get a free copy of overwatch and be forced to leave smite.

Would make the game better.
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Anyone else getting crazy long queues for clash?
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>>145789613
>clash

Found your problem. Just queue arena like everyone else. Clash is basically arena with towers.
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>>145788280
Like I said I don't have 20 goybucks to spend on a f2p game. When you're in a certain economical situation you prefer not to use money for stuff like this

>>145788417
No, pc
Why so triggered by consoles m8
>>
>>145789171
Ive been placed in gold 2, gold 4, bronze 5, silver 3. It all depends on the shitters you queue with.
My gold 2 account has the lowest win % of all my accounts and my bronze account I think is like 65% win ratio and is now a silver 2. Then I go up against plats and diamonds and beat them in casual games. I dont get it.
>>
>>145789147
the new patch is cancer unless you play evie or pip everyone has the same fucking movement speed and aoes are way too fucking good along with the bullshit slows they get
>bomb king isnt an instakill guys
>just deals 2100 guys in an aoe while being 10x better then dragoz
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>>145790054
>doesn't have 20 goybucks
>is sat on a pc with internet

wat
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>>145790168
>everyone has the same fucking movement speed

See >>145742350

I spent hours writing the damn thing so I'm going to shill it!
>>
>>145790202
What are you talking about? Internet is literally $20 in some places for a whole month. Is that the comparison you are making?
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Reminder to play the better game.
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>>145790459
trying to figure out what 3rd world you live in when 20 bucks is a big ask
>>
>>145785429
console normies have taken over anon

we're a shell of our former general
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>>145790462
> veins on her foot
That's some insane attention to detail, there.
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>>145790854
Overwatch porn is honestly top tier shit desu

No idea why blizzard are trying so hard to shut it down, I wouldn't have gave much fucks about the game had it not been for the porn.

Only reason I can think of is they want to make pixer style movie down the line for young teens.
>>
>>145791116
Only thing the game has going for it.

Character designs aren't even anything special. It's just that it was a guaranteed popular game despite being garbage due to the blizzard tag, and artists are going to draw shit for popular games because they want to be relevant.
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>>145790603
That's not me, I'm the poorfag
Also spending 20 bucks for internet is WAY more practical than spending 20 bucks for some game, laddie
>>
>>145791728
>some game

I've put 1000+ hours into it. I'd say it's worth.
>>
>>145791116
They have only taken down SFM porn as they own the rights of the models, cause of some debacle with kotaku
Normal snfw art cannot be taken down by anyone I think since it's free use or whatever it's called

>>145791348
Yeah basically waifus of every fetish and good marketing are 90% of what that game is.
Also the artists part is very much true, especially in the case of nsfw ones.
>>
>>145791116
No, Blizzard wants it down simply because people can make money with it. Since Blizzard can't create a jew scheme out of it without making porn themselves, which they obviously would never do, they're trying to take it down. Though all people will do tweak the models slightly and use another name for it.
>>
>>145789001
>They're reaction images
>they're all of the same guy
>been doing it almost daily forever
>don't know what avatarfagging is

wew
>>
>>145792303
They are reaction images for when people don't have the god pack.

I have 80+ posts in the general and 4 were rickys.
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>>145789147
This summarizes my points.

I have a lengthy rant on Paladins that begins at its borrowed conceptualization and schizophrenic design haphazardly thrown up into a mechanically unsound carapace that also doesn't know if it wants to be a real boy or a terminator but I don't want to get into it and type that fucker out.
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>>145792468
actually kek
gg
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>>145792473
Derp.
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>>145791813
Not that anon but if youre on a tight budget you can get stupid useless gems or you could say get hulu and netflix or spotify for $20 for the month. Its like $100 a year for amazon prime too.

>spending gems on a 1 in 55 chance
The only rational thing to do would be to buy gems now and save them for another time when say voice packs or something are 50% off and then spending them.
>>
>>145788195
What 4 hard ccs did they have? Ymir has a stun and slow, Im not familiar with Freya's kit. I know kuku doesn't have hard CC minus a knockup on his ult, Chaac's hard CC is on his ult, Thanatos has a silence (not cc) dunno is he has any other CC outside his ult
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>>145792680
Ebin my friend xD
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>>145792737
I ain't tryin' to meme, maddie.

I wanted to like Paladins. I put in time to nab a code for the closed beta. But you'd have to be the most hard up of fanboy fucksticks to call that a good game. Denial. To think that the characters aren't just lazy, uninspired, and cliche random tidbits of Warcraft, Jak & Daxter, LoL, and even their own Smite slapped together into poorly designed maps that don't fit the pace of the game play or the impossible to pin down aesthetic of the world. To think that the mounts aren't just MOBA-holdover pandering to nickle and dime players for cosmetics.

FUCK WHY IS PALADINS SO SHIT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyvanbcyLDA
It looks so nice but the voice is soooo baaad.
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>>145785539
Yes.

>>145792473
Oh boy it's this anon again
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>>145792724
Freya teleports you into the air oob.
So typically this is what happens.
>jump in as bacchus do like 250dmg
>go into ult dump out another 400dmg
>since everyone can pretty much stop my burp instantly someone does it lets say thanatos silence
>thanatos insta silences me out of my burp or the instant I come out of ult
>everyone dumps their abilities on me and insta kills me or freya throws me up into the air and everyone dumps their abilities on everyone else
>ymir freezes anyone who tries to cast then walls me off
>goes into ult on me or my teammates and kills them
>susano maybe kills a mage I half-healthed and runs away
>everyone else then targets cupid and hits him with every single fucking thing they have
>cupid tries to kill thanatos and does or escapes somehow and thanatos ults him
>meanwhile everyone else does whatever they want and is ignored because they have no pent vs 300def and they just slaughter them while my teammates do some fucking sick 40dmg per attack

The only reason the match lasted that long was because they didnt realize they could just fucking stomp us and would retreat half health being careful when I was the one who did that damage and cupid and susano can only target one person.

Then about 100 tickets left they realized they could just push and kill us and they did and theres nothing we could do to stop them.

Thats how the game where your teammates build no pent vs maxed out tanked always go. Honestly you dont usually even need the cc because tanks with that much def and cd are basically just burst dots that can dump like 500dmg into you every like 6 seconds.
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>>145793783
It's hel anyway so not like the god will ever be played unless they give a massive buff next patch to increase skin sales.
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>>145788793
>>145789001
He's also a horrid platty
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>>145793546
Bomb king is the only guy I like and Grohk.
Alt weapons should have been included though in the game .
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NEW THREAD

>>145794734
>>145794734
>>145794734
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>>145793848
oh also having single target gods vs aoe gods means you lose because they can put up bigger numbers.

I mean I just did the same shit right now but from the opposite side where I was the maxed out tank vs the no pent people.
My teammates even started without boots and they insta fucking died at 30 seconds because they cant walk away. But that doesnt matter since Im full def and I can just bully everyone non-fucking stop and Id grab them under towers and hold them down and my shoeless teammates would beat the shit out of them which gave me the urchin stacks which shuts the pentless enemy down. Their cooldown doesnt mean jack shit because I can counter any attacks they do with my mystical or buying some healing pots. Since ullr and hel dont have pent or cd Ill grab them every single time and hold them down while they hit me for like 50dmg while I mystical tick them. Then I just spam VEL at athena who also hits me for like 50dmg. Then they die and then athena dies or I just jump around in place VELing at her while my mystical damages her more than I take damage. Literally all I do is walk forward and attack in a line like a braindead zombie.

tldr:
counterbuilding or cc combos > skill
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>>145789892
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