Dota 2 - /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>oracle has most kills
ShitVi is back guys!

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First for Era the "true" guy of /d2g/

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When will our guy win TI?

>SWEDEN BTFO IN DOTA
>SWEDEN BTFO IN EURO


IS THERE

A N Y T H I N G
SWEDEN ISN'T SHIT AT?

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nth for DP

http://esport.aftonbladet.se/dota2/james-2gd-harding-and-pajkatt-will-cast-the-fight-night-between-alliance-and-navi/

>>145763446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984

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>>145763508

winning a TI before they talk

>>145763508
Importing 3rd world rapists

>>145763574
jerry <3
i MUST protect his smile!

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>>145763446
>le panic man
>our guy
no thanks

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>Freakazoid still in that ad in the cloud9 part
>that feel when c9 will never be relevant again

>>145763446
>le anime hair immigrant mentally unstable slav
>our guy

over my dead body redditors

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>>145763446
>implying the underage edglord /int/ memers know who the fuccbois were

>>145763782
>tfw you watch a lightofheaven stream
>that fucking feel when he has the navi overlay

I miss him guys ;_;

Why the fuck is /d2g/ so dead?

>>145763949
All the "post steam qt" faggots got b&

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>>145764023
But I'm not banned.

>>145763949
honeypot lan is on

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>>145763834
>kalle

>>145764058

I want to impregnate Hotaru

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>>145764097
Same

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>esl stream
>we will be back shortly
>timer reaches 0
>message just changes to next match will start soon™
>for over 10 minutes

Yeah fuck you too

>>145764210
Purge has gone mad.
He's tearing up the studio right now.
It'll probably be a while before we can get the next series started.

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Our Guys are doing it again!

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>sheever

>>145764260
did someone insult his """""g"""""f again

>>145764295

I want to breed her

>>145764295
>That dick sticking it from her jeans

hnngh

Alright guys, riddle me this.
How I win mid with invoker against tinker?
I feel like the only thing you can do for the first few levels is sit behind the creeps and wait for him to push to your tower.
Any exchange is automatically lost because of his stupid laser bullshit.
So what else can you do than be zoned out or ask for a gank? I can't seem to understand how to win the lane 1v1 at all.

>inb4 gameshitting during esports
LOL that lan is a joke anyway

>>145764295
need an x ray shop with a futacock tucked under the shirt

>khezu

>>145764504
that's what he gets for deserting my boy synderwin. another team-hopping faggot that can go down the gutter for all i care

>>145764570
Are you actually literally brain damaged?
>my boy synderwin
Oh right, you're a redditor.

Is Shadow Demon the most circlejerked hero in dota?

I mean there are two types of players: those who dont give a shit about SD and those who masturbate him like he's the most OP mother fucker in the game.

>>145763949
coz people get tired of talking about why /d2g/ is better then reddit. No actual content = gg

>>145764784
Nice try, reddit

>>145763949
Real reason is that the game has gone to shit. Icefrog is dead and reddit is now in charge of balance.

>>145764570
youre joking right

>>145764389
play exort
ignore trying to kill him
get every lh and every deny
if you do that its better than killing him

>>145764858
>now

>>145764690
he is really good against a very small amount of heros but only when he has aghs and aether lens

>>145764983
Yeah, I didn't put that very well.
Valve gave up on updating dota 1 after 6.83 so icefrog likely stopped being involved in dota several patches earlier

>>145764389
qe memeforge and harras

Unless he's going for some inane kill build 4-4 at 8 it should be fine mateo.

>>145764690
he is probably the best hero to push high ground with
centaur memes aside, any carry can be used to non stop push with sd illusions
his aghs ult is also nice but very situational

>>145765229
>Valve gave up on updating dota 1 after 6.83
>implying valve updated dota 1

Retard?

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>>145763446
>sitting in the back like a CUCkold
>our guy

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>ESL scheduling

Do I max arcane or concussive on core Skywrath?

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>>145765451
>/d2g/ still stuck in 2015

You're old memes now, no wonder it's dead

>>145765389
They obviously tried to/are still trying to cover up icefrog's death, which means that they for some time decided to make their own updates for dota 1 so people wouldn't notice something's wrong. Eventually they found that it was cutting too hard into gabe's chicken nugget fund and they stopped with some lame excuse.
Are you actually this dense or did Gabe send you?

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Would you lick her armpits?

>>145765556
post more confused cuties please

>>145765582
are you literally retarded

>>145765645
???????????????????

>>145765582
Max arcane boots m8

>>145765590
Not everyone likes what you like.
Not sure why this is so hard for you to grasp...

>>145763834
they never did anything in dota, I never understood reddits obsession with this team

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>>145765598
I would lick her everything, though I'm not sure why you're posting it in this thread famalam

>>145765707
They pissed off NS so much he said the infamous "They are playing fucking rat dota"

what if icefrog isn't dead, but he's just a beta faggot that won't stand up to the redditors on the dota balance team

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>>145765737
post steam cute :3

>>145765707
they beat dk and were fun to watch

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WHERE ARE THE IMMORTALS

>>145765902
speed gaming beat dk in a relevant game and won a lan

>>145765824
DO NOT listen to this poisonous REDDITOR trying to tarnish the great Icefrog's legacy

>>145765962
yes, and people were obsessed with speed gaming as well. whats the point of this post?

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>>145765919
In my penis qt ;)

>>145764210
>still on next match will start soon

very nice

>>145765598
That and then some :3

Quick!

Vega or rAtlliance

>>145765919
>he's not going to save his immortal chests to save later

protip

the majority of players won't hit the level required to even get those chests, which is in the 80's-80's, let alone the 160's to get level 3 chests

you're better off saving them to sell to buy whatever happens to be in them, because chances are the items will be cheaper than the chests

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>Open up ESL's second stream'
>It's Durka and Maut cast

what the FUCK dotards?!

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>>145765962
i like speed gaming

when's mahvel?

>>145766165
Alliance has always beaten vega but they haven't played agaisnt each other in so long idk

>>145766203
they'll be back soon enough, EE just has to take care of puppey

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>>145766203
the stuff of nightmares

whats up with dotas fucked up assist system?

i can contribute 90% of a kill but if I'm like 10 feet away i get zero credit

the fuck?

>>145766196
Maut is reddit approved, not a whole lot we can do about that
Gareth is a relic from the times where jD nearly got jewed into bankruptcy by LD

bane?

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>NEXT MATCH WILL START SOON
>HAS BEEN UP FOR MORE THAN 40 MINUTES

?

>dota tournaments
>ever having match on time

Lol, I could go spent an hour finding porn and fap twice before this match is even done with the draft.

>>145766313
mvp did the math and abused assist gold walking in units so that they get the most gold possible, so icefrog nerfed it becuase we cant have koreans kill this game too

>>145766313
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>145766203
RIP Cosmo

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>>145766327
>>145766306

>>145766203
mutumbaman is that you

No nevermind, not even as cute as mutumbaman.

>>145766471
>gif

would you fuck matumbaman?

>>145766610
Um boys can't have sex with other boys idiot.

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>>145766203
That is an ugly, ugly man who turned himself into a disgusting cronenberg creature. Why hasn't he killed himself yet?

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>>145766756

>>145766610
After that performance at ESL today? He'd be lucky to even get to taste the semen from the matumba his girlfriend's cuckolding him with.

dead thread
dead game

>>145766756
Mutumbaman is a hot blonde grill 7500 mmr streamer tho

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only pretty girls can save this shit general

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>>145767370
I'll do my best :3

>be 2k
>get okay-ish games in normal ranked
>try international ranked
>get 3 braindead teammates and 1 ok/good guy every game even though all of them seem to have way higher mmr than me
Not sure if I even want to recalibrate in this queue.

NEXT MATCH

A VS. VEGA

HAS BEEN STARTING SOON

FOR 60 MINUTES

EPIC

female heroes I can play one handed as I masturbate???

>>145767564
cm

>>145767564
luna

i legit fap when i start to play luna that voice is so sexy

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>>145767370
this desu

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>>145767564
you can use the other hand on Lanaya though

I want to read some nice blog

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terrorblade

need i say more

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>>145767370
Yay!

>>145767786
we're all so proud of you lesnar
im sure this lan is a pivotal moment in your life, god bless

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Quick, post more best girl.

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>>145767620
This picture is without a doubt Red's best work.

Those perfect Lina feet showing

Those wide breeding hips with that fat ass just barely out of view teasing

Those cow tits just hanging there waiting to be sucked on

That glare on Lina's face as she stares daggers at you for making her wear that lewd outfit

Fucking perfect, he needs to make a CM version one day.

>Merlin slurring already
lmao

>brew first ban

uh

>>145767786
Can you tell me what to buy for Terrorblade at start of game for laning?

Do you approve Dragon Lance rush?

>>145767941
>be so intelligent that you use some of your brainpower from speaking to think
>sound like an idiot

:(

>AF are playing
holy shit why didn't any of you guys tell me?

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Guys have we saved the thread yet

>>145767525
4 inches

>>145767941
All the casters and players are fucked up from jetlag and sickness. Tobi is literally in quarantine right now

>>145767525
I don't know. It's so big I get scared looking at it and I can't measure it when I'm shaking all over >_<

>>145767525
is 20cm big?

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>>145768052
aquila-treads-yasha-dragonlance is core hombre

from there its situational

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>>145768139
Yes we got through the dead esport period waiting for the game to start, good job fellow cute girl posters!

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>>145767525
Just under 5"

>>145768234
Dragon Lance, but that wont speed up my farming game and in pubs my team wont push together with Dragon Lance

Should I still go for it? I se DL only as a tower siege item when you five man push (if you build it on TB), am I wrong?

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>>145767893

>>145768172
>jetlag being a thing

lmao

>>145768302
It's also FREE STATS since you can dissasemble it later

>>145768139
1 piece > Bikini desu

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>>145768404
>no midriff

Into the trash

>>145768302
You are more than wrong. Dragon lance is literally FREE stats: the item. You pay 1900g for 14 str, 14 agi and get 140 range as a bonus too. If youre a statshungry ranged hero there is no better early item

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>>145768302
+14 to your STR and AGI in the earlygame, just one word for that

impeccable

>>145768479
THICC

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>went from 3.9 to 4.4k mmr in a few weeks
>started getting matched up with literal retards who don't understand basic item counters or skill builds
>spec team mate rushes a heart after urn and diffusal against a lifestealer

How is forced 50 not a thing?

>>145768404
>you will never make traxex feel like the prettiest girl in the world and help her become confident in her appearance

the fuck is up with terrorblade today? did he get massive buff or some shit i dont know?

>>145768543
Thanks Lesnar

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>>145768553

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>>145767370
Hi qt :3

>>145768556
No, you're just in the range of where people start buying accounts. It spans from about 3.9 to 4.5k.

So are they going to be playing on the main stage tomorrow?

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>>145768342
Is she getting fiends gripped?

What stream are we watching lads?

>>145768556
Account buyers, but they shouldn't keep you down as there are account buyers in enemy team too

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>>145767370
say no more senpai

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>>145768773

>>145768676
It spans a bit higher than that, all the way to 5.5k

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>>145767919
You are a plebian

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>>145768719
Looks to me like CM is the one doing the gripping lmao as expected of a """"""maiden"""""""

I thought you said all the animeshits, erpers and waifufags were banned

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>Buy account
>Only to suck at said MMR
=?

>>145768851
Are people really that delusional that they feel like they calibrated at the wrong MMR and thus need to buy an account at a higher MMR?

Like I don't get it, if you're good then you're going to rank up gradually anyway. Are you trying to impress some grill gamer with your MMR?

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>>145768929
Post Steam and we can play some Dota!

>>145768543
Lesnar your memeposts are more enjoyable than people using logic and reasoning

>>145766313
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>145767786
>when you shit yourself but realise you got a diaper on

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>>145768671
>padded bikini

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>>145768929
Anime never dies!

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>>145768929
Nobody said that candidly.

>>145768970
>I'm better than my TRU MMR
>Buy account for cheap (15-30 Euros)
>Tank it
>Not my fault though, I got matched up WITH retards right? Not my fault.
>Repeat

Valve doesn't really have a way to counter it except making accounts have some sort of IP/country restriction; not going to happen, too much room for mistakes and they don't have enough customer service reps to deal with it if shit goes really bad or if they make Dota 2 cost enough money that account sellers have to really hike up prices, also not happening.

>>145769237
DELET THIS

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>>145769237
it is a blue board after all

>>145769250
I want my wife to give birth to Karen.

what if et aura also increased magic res and armor

>>145769005
That change is too slow for them, they want to be high MMR now. They want to be high MMR because of the ego stroking and maybe they'll get onto a pro team (won't happen)

Why do people keep picking rubick?

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>>145768929
I'm still here, as cute as ever.

>>145769302
I wonder if it's actually worth the effort and time to get a 4-5k MMR account to that level and selling it.

Like, I don't feel like the time spent is worth the money you get back. Is there a bot system they have to get them to that level?

what if terrorblade could sunder the ancient

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>The stack you got matched with has a Luna that's 0-8 at 17 minutes with treads and a dominator
>The stack you got matched with has an Oracle rushing brown boots into Dagon
>The stack that you got matched with has exactly one good player in it and he's "just having fun with friends no big deal hhaha :" in R A N K E D

VALVE IS FORCING ME TO OVERWATCH

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT BUT I NEED SOLO QUEUE I NEED IT

THE GAME IS TOTALLY UNPLAYABLE WITHOUT SOLO QUEUE HELP I DON'T WANT TO GO JUST ADD IT BACK PPLLEEAASSSSEEEE JUST ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK ADD IT BACK

Lina's balls when?

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>Vega

>>145769539
if tb has access to the enemy throne odds are he won

>>145769571
Every time you whine about issue that stems from You not playing the game with 4 other players in a stack you have only yourself to blame.

It's a team game, autist.

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They should counter account buyers by re-calibrating mmr every month, but the re-calibration can only lower your mmr and never raise it.

>>145769539
You can sunder an illusion, and yet to this day I've never seen a pro actually use a pocket illusion and sunder it for full HP.

If you could sunder neutrals it'd be ridiculously good

>sunder creep or HoD neutral
>ez full HP

>>145769571
calm down friendo, the other team gets retards as often as yours

>>145769573
pls stop you're making me horny and I have to leave for work soon

what if sunder also switched mana

what if sunder also switched armor

>>145769571
Maybe you should expect less than randoms on the internet anon

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>>145769457
You are pretty cute!

>>145769492
Well with the new Battlepass people can begin ranked immediately as soon as they spend 10 USD on the compendium. So boosters are starting fresh accounts, buying compendium, and then calibrating them at 4.5k easily because as long as you have high GPM and all that good shit (which is easy to do with Alch even in losing games) then the account is easily within that 4.2k to 4.5k range.

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>Peruvian shit skins join US server thousands of miles away
>Get angry when you don't speak their shit skin language
>Confused as to why they lag so hard

Only nuclear hell fire can purge this subhuman retardation

>>145769673
Because instead you can sunder enemies

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>go to Overwatch general
>no animeshits fagging the place up

gee I wonder why it's dead here

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>>145769687
dont u have time for a quickie?

what if you could sunder towers

would it be worth skilling it over stats then?

>>145769705
>switching armour as terrorblade
why

>15 minutes 1-1
I don't think this semen slurping esport is for me, guys

whats happening

EVERY SINGLE game of esl i watched is like 2-3 at minute 20

????????

>deathball push is back

oh

bby

Is this the gayest general in 4chan?

>>145769872
Because it's filled with normalfags who can't tell the difference between a generic and shitty FPS game that recycles content and mechanics from previous FPS shooters from a half way decent video game.

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>2 kills at 15 minutes

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>>145769767
>he doesn't ERP with his boyfriend between games

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>>145770040
Nothing gay about loving cute girls!

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>>145769626
>Dota is a team game
>So here's an enemy TEAM made up of communicating friends that play well together
>And here's YOUR team, a group of circus freaks that escaped from their cages, made their way to some computers, made a stack and queued for Dota ENJOY

>>145769680
Except THEY DON'T, THEY REALLY DON'T

>Our team has exactly one invis hero
>3 enemies have dust, sentries placed randomly around the map, no one goes off alone ever
>Enemy team has Weaver and Riki
>I'm the only one that will buy dust or wards or not go off alone
>Zero exaggeration this exact scenario every time, I don't even play invis heroes anymore

>>145769710
I JUST NEED THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM

ORACLES NOT RUSHING DAGON

LUNA'S THAT KNOW TO LAST HIT AND NOT DIE 6 TIMES IN LANE

JUST THE MINIMUM AND I NEVER GET IT AND THE ENEMY IS ALWAYS A WELL OILED MURDER MACHINE I CAN'T TAKE AANNYYYMOORREEEE

>Enemy stack is a well oiled machine of 5 people each with 4,000 matches each
>The stack on your team has 2 people that have been playing less than a year

I'm just wondering if I actually kill myself in front of Valve HQ solely because of this they'd be forced to bring it back, me a martyr of sorts

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>>145769878
no way I need a couple of hours to really enjoy myself

My dick is like a late-game carry you know what I mean.

Start off weak but as I farm and build up I quickly get too fat to handle and have a strong finish.

>>145770086
We're at 4 kills thank you.

Don't worry, by 20 minutes we'll have 5 kills!

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>>145770095
>He ERPs

>>145770040
erping isnt gay tho

>>145770142
yeah, but I dunno anon maybe its ur shitty mmr range, i'm 4.7k and I rarely get stacks, even less stacks that are game ruiners at that

>>145770095
>>145770193
>They don't command their personal mindbroken slut what to do during masturbation between games

>>145770163
mine is more like CM haha

>>145769785
t. me ooga team booga

this game is fucking boring, goddamn honeypots

>>145770296
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN BY THIS?

>>145770296
>Objectively true things that happen
>Comparable to people not seeing past their shittyness

r u ok?

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>>145770240

>>145770284
Cute :3

>>145770296
t. subhuman

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>>145770193
>He doesn't have a boyfriend to fap with

>>145770142
relax sempai, the other team has it just as bad as you

Why is radiance, manta, octarine alch a thing?

Its like badnaga except she can kill towers with illusions and still deal damage

>>145770614
It's good against uncoordinated teams that can't focus down an alch when his ult is down.

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>It's a stupid americunts blame peru for their mistakes episode

>>145770614
Because meta retards can't think for themselves.

>Here is a hero with the lowest BAT in the entire game on a low CD
>LETS BUILD A BUNCH OF AOE MEME ITEMS

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>>145770503
>He doesn't have a boyfriend to suck you under the table while you play

>>145770614
His GPM is ridiculous because of jewish greed combined with illusion radiance and octarine makes his ult almost have no cooldown between transformations.

>>145770773
Most pub shitters barely watch dota, they see a build succeed and then try it and succeed themselves.

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>It's a faggots who still unironically play this reddit game posting episode

>>145770758
It must be similar to the way yuros blame Russians and pinoys

>>145770614
it's like good naga because alch can actually hit towers

any team vs naga just pushes and ends the game because naga can never fight

>>145770614

becuase it has crazy synergy with the hero

radiance is unironically a great damage item, manta obviously is great with radi and is great on its own

octarine tries to solve your nr 1 problem which is you actually suck without your ult on, and obviously helps with other items like bots and manta resulting in insane gpm

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>>145770758
>t. peruvian shit-monkey

>>145770758
It's not my fault you and your villagers don't understand the basic concepts of bandwidth and think you can just connect to a server on another hemisphere with no consequences.

>>145770907
>Account buyer -MMR.
Yeah come again when you are 6.8k MMR

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>>145770240
>>145770403

>>145770958
i dont have to just look at any 6.8k mmr guy and his items will be radi octarine manta

>>145770975
Why'd they start falling from the roof on split groups?

>>145770862
>His GPM is ridiculous because of jewish greed combined with illusion radiance and octarine makes his ult almost have no cooldown between transformations.
You don't read patch notes aparently.

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>>145770252
I'm 3.8 after spamming Lycan like a madman, and I know that /d2g/ loves too ooga booga but honestly stacks are just so universlly game losing to me I can't stand it. I'd take 4 peruvians ANY DAY EVERY DAY over a stack with more than 2 people in it. Rattign with 9v1 Lycan is a goddamn ordeal and takes too much willpower only to lose because of useless teams that get rolled over.


>durr let's run a tri lane because we're all i na stack even though it's a game losing idea
>durr this Dazzle didn't grave me when I went 1v5 time to feed his items on courier into the enemy not like my friends will be mad at me for troeling LUL
>durr I know I'm 1-9 but I'm gonna keep fucking pinging whoever's not in my stack whenever I get caught out and die
>durr hey let's all use skype or mumble or some shit and not talk with these people AT ALL because LMAO TEAM GAME

It's so much worse for me now than lately. In what fucking universe Valve thinks it's fair to pit randoms+madcuzbad stacks against actual teams of people needs to be shot, solo queue wouldn't effect a single person that didn't want it to and people have been wanting it back since the second it was removed but it's still not

>>145770602
BUT THEY DON'T

THEY

REALLY

DON'T

>My team "support" single pulls in lane to screw up my farming
>Enemy supports are stacking the entire jungle to Alch for that easy 12 minute Radiance

I HAVE A HUNDRED TRILLION EXAMPLES LIKE THIS, JUST SMALL BUT CONCRETE PROOF THAT IT'S NOT FAIR OR EQUAL AT ALL

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what went wrong

dota sucks - shoebox

>>145771076
ctrl group unit limit

>>145770040
erp cant be gay cause one guy always pretends to be a girl

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>>145771112

Every time you whine about issue that stems from You not playing the game with 4 other players in a stack you have only yourself to blame.

It's a team game, autist.

>>145770862
I've gotten very similar GPM with just a BF.

With some actual carry items you can delete lanes and jungle much faster than Radiance.

>>145771109
And you're retarded

just because they don't get greevils gold doesn't mean they don't farm

>>145771119
tapa ittes xD

>>145771167
I meant, is there an actual reason? Like, some sort of weird behaviour from that species of spiders, or what?

>>145771171
That hurts to watch

>>145771134
stop airing my dirty laundry bro

>>145771228
4 stacks should be prevented from queuing.

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WHO /BEГA/ HERE

>>145771250
But then you can't really get a manta which further increases your GPM

and radiance adds a lot of EHP on alch

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>>145771119
Did your sb sell his items or did he just lose a lot of gems?

>>145771250
bfury gives you nothing over radi

way less damage way less literally everythting

if you honestly believe bfury alch is good you cannot be really good at the game, as alchemist you deal a lot of damage just by existing in a teamfight thanks to radi etc and bfury gives you fucking nothing

so what are the 3 most irredeemable, universally bad heros in dota, across all patches
im curious

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>IMPLY
OWEN GODDAMIT

>>145771365
>who beta here

me ;_;

>>145771505
venomancer, sniper, and oracle

>8-6 in 36minute

>>145771378
he charged in, dusted and died

it was 40 minutes into the game when he pinged "need 700 for heavens halberd". Didn't happen

>>145771505
warlock is probably up there

do you guys think loda gets off to watching his team lose, like a cuck?

>4k ranked
>team picks tiny->alch->LC->sniper->nyx(you)
>tinker AM timber WD doom
>everyone in the team already blaming and crying and telling the other team to wager 500 for ez gaben hats
>10 minutes in
>sniper not a single point in Shrapnel, no boots, shadow amulet
>LC not a single point in Overwhelming Odds
>Alch already died 4 times to Timber, Timber with 12 minute bloodstone
>tiny died twice to tinker, builds SB first
And then minute 30 arrived and we just went inside their base and killed their ancient.
Defend this dotards

>>145771505
Bloodseeker bloodseeker and bloodseeker

>>145771505
tusk was literally a joke hero that did nothing and then he became the best hero in the game

more heroes got similar treatments but i dont think anyone was ever a literal walking joke hero thats only purpose was to lose games like tusk was

>Loda blows his Sunder and dies

For fuck's sake, I know he wants to exploit this hero because of how hard he hits buildings, but at least learn how to play it.

>its an alliance throws their bodies to the barracks episode
>its a the government faggot is still shilling here /d2g/ episode

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Who the fuck ever said Alliance are fun to watch?

>>145771505
bloodseeker, riki, necrophos

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>>145771256
>stream shit-kid gets told
>y-you are r-retarded!!

Eat shit and die mate, READ THE PATCH NOTES

>>145771684
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.

I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.

Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.

This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.

So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energyboxers.

When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
Meanwhile the Chinese man has let himself out quietly

>>145771706
10 account buyer game.

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>>145771730
> i dont think anyone was ever a literal walking joke hero thats only purpose was to lose games

>>145771505
bloodseeker, Kunkka, and other than one patch sniper

>>145771505
Pitlord has been garbage since they reworked firestorm and they made him even worse when they removed expulsion

Necro has always been mediocre

Silencer has always been shit

Abaddon has always been shit

BS has always been mediocre. BLoodrite needs to go for something useful

Sniper was good for a single patch

Kunkka has always been shit except on release when torrent did a gorillion damage and tide had 4 sec on all levels

Glimmer killed skywrath

Huskar is back to being shit

Ogre is stil mediocre

Luna is sitll bad gyro. Since they killed dota's depth theres no place for push strats so her niche got deleted

how is tinker balanced

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>it's a tinker meta

SWEDEN STRONG XDD

>>145771952
>>145771835
awful posts

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>le balanced pew pew pew

>>145768876
fuck off Lina, your only redeemable quality are your clean feet

>>145771835
?? not even the same poster retard

but if you think manta was only good because of greed then you're just a fucking retard

it lets you farm three places, gives movepseed, and a dispel.

>>145772023
>Ogre is stil mediocre
Ogre was meta in 6.82

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>>145772072
Right back at you nerd.

>>145771460
You know what bf gives you over radiance? Scaling farm speed. With a shitty radiance you go manata and octarine to be on the same gpm as bf + normal fighting items. With a bf you actually have space for good items to fight with and youre not just a walking sack of hp with a radiance aura that auto loses the game after 40 minutes because you cant splitpush or fight anymore

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>>145772023
but abaddon has the 2nd highest winrate of all time

>warlock so bad d2g cant even remember him for worst hero lists

>>145771505
not ogre magi
not earthshaker
not faceless void

>Getting cucked out of the Aegis after sitting around the pit for two minutes

Such situations cannot be fabricated.

Reminder that ESL is the very definition of a honeypot lan.

>>145772163
We're talking about pro dota, not 2k pubs.

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>TWO TB GAMES IN ONE DAY
>TWO


when did this hero git gud?

>>145772160
ALCH IS NOT A SCALING CARRY

THATS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE HERO

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>>145772072
>wahhh wahh they don't agree with me mom wahh wahhh
-you

>>145772165
warlock was not always bad

they accelerated the game so much the power creep made him useless

>>145771298
The actual reason is that its hard to hold on when you have 50 niggers clinging to your back and once you fall off they all go with you.

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>>145772023
>Abaddon has always been shit

I agree with everything on that list except Abaddon, Abaddon has always been GOOD, how good he is relies on what the enemy offers though. You wouldn't call Abaddon shit if he purged Flaming Lasso every time your carry got jumped but you would if all he did was throw out some damage blocking shields without big effect.

>>145772160
ye you are not good at the game

whats stopping you from going your epic fighting items with a radiance?

you just dont even understand how fucking shit bfury is compared to radiance

LITEARLLY READ THE ITEM DESCRIPRION like what they do

bfury is literally worse in every single aspect as an item on alchemist

>>145772254
Maybe the time icefraud removed the move speed debuff on metamorphosis, or the time he removed the BAT debuff

>>145772254
the game is really well-balanced atm but most teams overlook him

>>145772296
I see. Thanks for that decent explanation.

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>>145772043
Ugh
We can all agree that Tinker is the biggest autist-magnet hero right?
>look at me spamming the same rotations over and over after I get my bloodstone aghs, look at all this SKILL

I fucking HATE this hero REEEEEEEEEEE

>>145772362
>game is really well balanced

what about pa

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>>145772107
>not even the same poster retard
>not even the same poster retard
>not even the same poster retard

ASSMAD
S
S
M
A
D

>be wrong
>get told about it by someone that actually plays the game
>n-no!!
Just shut the fuck up buddy

>>145772436
she's a stupid bitch


needs icefrog to do everything for her, fucking lazy cunt

Why are Alliance so committed to being the eternal cucks of Dota?

>>145772525
Why are you an eternal fag

>>145772504
good argument

>>145772330
Bf just farms several times faster than radiance. You are one of those epic "bf is useless" memers when you have no idea of how to play the game apperently. Why does no other carry go radiance to farm? Maybe because for actual farm speed the item is garbage? Theres a reason even pros only breach 1k gpm on alchemist if they also follow it up with manta and octarine to rice even more. A single bf achieves the same farm speed, even more the later the game goes.

>it's an s4 has less net worth than bulldog while playing a hero who really needs farm lategame episode
The pos 3 mid thing works sometimes but this dude has got to learn to farm.

>>145771112
nice troll attempt but unfortunately, no one is this dumb.

3/10

>>145772436
she's shit being underwhelming because of how RNG based she is. IF has realized that roulette-based heroes have to be statistically a bit w than more reliable options in an esport.

also, Bloodthorn gives another source of truestrike

>>145772565
Loda please

Is Luna good yet?

>>145772669
yes

>/d2g/ shitting on international champions
?

>>145767919
noted

>>145772669
Luna has always been good for my dick >:)

>>145772669
So long as you pick up aghs. It tanks you up, give your ult more utility and 2100 more damage.

What is with all the Terrorblade games lately?

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>choke4

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>>145772845

Lesnarposter was right.

>>145772845
He has 3 ults.
>free cheese
>free damage
>free wall of illusion

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>>145772581
>Bf just farms several times faster than radiance.
no it does not it seriously boggles my mind how you can even think that

tell me honestly whats your mmr

>Why does no other carry go radiance to farm?
becuase you BASED RETARD YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HOARD 4K GOLD ON A JUGGERNAUT and guess what on alchemist you can becuase you farm crazy fast and with ult armlet also have crazy surv early game

???

is this really so fucking confusing to you or what?

bfury has a buildup and is cheaper

IF you fucking mongolid you could swap bfury for radiance trust me juggs would do it BECUASE RADIANCE IS BETTER AS AN ITEM
it grants you more then you even imagine because oyu just arent good at dota

it litearlly gives your entire team evasion and thats just one of like 5 things it does over bfury

just tell me honestly whats your mmr you got me curious

you literally arent just arguing me, you literally try to act like you are better than people like miracle too etc aka

>>145772845
He's a good hero in this tanky DPS meta because Sunder is an ability and Dragon Lance is an item.

>fell asleep watching alliance vs vega

>>145772845
It beats naix

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>>145772949

>>145772948
FUCK OFF ALICE

>6 slotted tinker
>don't max rearm
LOL

>Loda actually learned how to connect two neurons

What went right, /d2g/?

>>145772957
>radiance jugg
You lost me there m8

GIVE ME ALL THE FARM

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>>145772965
>Sunder is an ability and Dragon Lance is an item

noone is awful at tinker