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Previous thread: >>145464434

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>News
- Travel the World has won the newest EU Splatfest!
- Which chocolate do you prefer: Mushroom Mountain or Bamboo Shoot Village? The next Japanese Splatfest has been announced, sponsored by Meiji Dairies! It begins on 6/18, 9:00 JST!
- A new Splatoon patch has been released alongside Sheldon's Picks Vol. 2! Check the Splatoon tumblr for the new weapons! Patch notes:
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>>145635104
quality op
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Marie is superior as a matter of principle
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I want Marie to catch me fucking Callie and then join in
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>>145635104
disgusting
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>>145635398
I want Marie to take me away from Callie because Marie wants a nice face to sit on
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>>145635104
>thickness of the bow doesn't match the thickness of the hanging tentacles
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>145635398
I want to catch Marie fucking Callie and then get murdered.
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Is there art of Callie with the round ends of her tentacles tucked under her shirt/bra to resemble breasts?
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>>145635721
that would be dumb. they're too long.
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Friends with Octarians!
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>>145635721
There is this, they're just attached to her chest though. I think it was drawn by someone from here, but I can't remember.
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>>145635973
Cute, thanks.
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>>145635925
>Crossed out squid in the thought bubble
Kek, salty octopus.
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>>145635163
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>>145636448
I've been looking for good spaghetti tentacle art for so long! thank you!
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>>145635973
More like this, if you don't mind.

Will there ever be any more nostalgia pandering weapons? SuperScope Ink Cannon pls Nintendo.
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>>145635163
>>145636448

>you will never chew on an inkling's tentacle
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>>145636572
Good, they taste like paint
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HOLY SHIT
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>>145636747
Always knew she had it out for Sean
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>>145636968
>tfw posted that
>tfw name is sean
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>>145636747
The nerds Annie
Kill them, Kill them all!
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>>145637091
Shiiit
I meant the shoe selling crustacean tho
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>>145636747
>She does it!
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>>145637206
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>145637674
goodnight sean
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>>145637674
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if i start playing splatoon again will sempai notice me
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>>145637845
no
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>30 posts
>10 posters
RIP /INK/
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>>145638704
Time to merge!
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I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
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>>145638837
who
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>>145638837
Lolifags sure know how to make girls look disgusting.
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I want to watch Marie tactically fist Callie
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ThatsSo literally just nuked the discord
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>>145642272
He is a faggot, not a surprise. Time to make a new discord without the faggy mods who don't even play splatoon. :')
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>>145642272

Good
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>>145642272
>>145642427
NUKING
THE
THREAD
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>>145642272
Story?
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>playing Lost Reavers because of wiiu plaza
>thought it looked pretty cool
>it wasn't
>tried online with my shitty ass wifi
>got 3 people with me eventually
>we start a level
>game kinda jumps from time to time but overall
>we make it through the level and a few others
>finally got sick of the game and went to using jewtube
>in that moment i realized
>that piece of shit, third party, rushed and unfinished game still had better online stability than Splatoon
>mfw

goddammit nintendo
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why do all the people who actually contribute to the community get banned from the discord?
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>>145646908
Different requirements
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>>145635104
>Two Calliopes in a row.
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>>145635104
The new weapons are in. Honest
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>>145647079
I hate this 'Callie in the OP' meme
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>>145647295
Berry Splattershot Pro should give Bravo the edge.
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>>145647498
Suction Bomb Rush is shit on Bridge because of all those grates, but we'd have to see.
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>>145640592
I want to watch Marie lovingly destroy Callie's vagina

Actually I want to be Callie
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>>145648842
london
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>>145649148
Newcastle actually
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>>145646908
Because those people aren't in Thatsso's inner circlejerk
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>>145646908
literally who
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SPLATFEST IS FUCKING DEAD
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>>145652394
Newsflash, Splatoon is dead
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so would Marie marry at some point?
or is she too much of a bitch that she is destined for cake?
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>>145653967
Yes in the sequel the next idols will be callie and maries daughters so she would have married and retired.
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Why is tower control even a mode? It sucks
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I want to cum inside Marie!
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>>145654259
Better end is that their daughters have succeeded their stage jobs so they can return to their duties as Agents full-time, meaning they can properly assist Agents 3 through 10 against the now reformed Octarian armada.
Too bad lesbians can't have babies.
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>>145643750
Well isn't that cool
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>>145638837
the concept of this piece is good (young woom with a big tum) but it ends up looking like spongebob
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>>145653967
I can see it happening.
She'd either settle down for good with the Squid of her dreams and become a happy milky mamma, or she'll remain unfulfilled and cycle through about a dozen divorces.
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>>145657545
>milky mamma
My fantasies
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>>145630450

pls respond
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>>145659363
There's 15 people right now streaming splatoon on twitch.tv
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>>145659363
hi
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>>145659782
Wow, is it that bad now? I hadn't paid attention, yikes.
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>>145659782
>majority of them are Japs

just
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>>145660591
What's wrong with that
You're watching them, not playing with them
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>>145659782
zero english playing ranked right now. (well, one broken english)
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I could stream but I'm just bullying in C tier right now
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>>145660591
Nips are objectively the best and more respectful when playing Splatoon.
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>>145660774

Why bully in lower tiers? That would get boring so fast.
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>>145637352
I wonder if they actually get along; now I think about it we've never seen Annie and Moe speak to each other. Perhaps Moe treats her a lot kinder than he does the player.
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>>145660980
This is true. They know which weapons are the strongest and most effective, and use and popularize them to their potential. While the same weapons are taboo in the west for being 'Too OP'. This is why we're shit.
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>>145660980

>Nips are objectively the best

Agree

>more respectful when playing Splatoon

U wot m8? Most squidbaggers/squid partyers I've encounter have been japs. Also I've ran into japanese players who I swear throw games when paired with English players.
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>>145661480
Only because they're the only ones you play with anymore. Back when this game had a playerbase outside of Japan, Mericans were the embodiment of salt.
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There are a lot of western players in the C tier
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Guys, we all know all the western players fled to the discord.
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>>145662008
Good, that leaves us to discuss more important things.
Like how loose Callie's vagina is.
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>>145662119
Callie is in the Discord too. She's being eaten out by an Octoling.
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>>145662262
yuri is a sin
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>>145662351
All Woomies go to hell.
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>>145662517

>implying all woomies are gay
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>>145662725
Yes, all of them, or at least half gay. No exceptions.
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>3 eliter son my team
>I got 17/3 but can't ink the zone fast enough
>every eliter went hard negative 0/n

kill me I'd get the zone back but couldn't out ink the other team
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Samu was on of the Splatoon streamers but it seems he is streaming Overwatch now
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>>145663247
w h o
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>>145663437

Not knowing THE Samu!?!

I have no fucking idea who they are as well
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Any squads or is it too early?
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Grim Range Blaster is deadly.
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>>145663247
>getting to s+99 with a dynamo is an achievement
crikey
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>wake up at the crack of noon
>Check thread
>check twitter
>still no splatfest news
wow I was am to for stop memeing before while now
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>>145664875
It seems you're still asleep
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I want to [lewd action] [splatfest choice] woomy's [body part]
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>>145665000
I want to massage pineapple on pizza is disgusting woomy's eyes
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>>145665117
Literally
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>>145665000

I want to lick naughty woomy's woomy
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callie!
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>>145667083
cute
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>>145667248
she is very cute!
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>>145635104
3 callie OPs in row WOOOOOOOOOO
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>>145667396
that's starting to get annoying honestly
could be worse but some variety would be nice
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>>145667996
then try to make the thread early before a calliefag post it

honestly i dont care this general is fucking dead anyways
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>>145669142
if I make it I'll probably fuck it up
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>defeat some guy
>rank up so it kicks you out of the lobby
>rejoin rank
>he deranked while you ranked up
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>>145669326

What's your rank now?
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>>145667996
it's just an op pic
it hardly matters
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>>145670557
B 72
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>>145670995
git
u
d
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>>145671071
I've already hit S+ before
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>>145671563

So you deranked to bully squibs?
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>>145670842
Shouldn't be a problem with the OP being Octolings then.
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>>145671874
Initially. But now I want to see how many weapons I can hit S+ with or if I'll even hit it again. Who knows maybe I got hard carried in S
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>>145672463

Cool, I do the same thing. Got three weapons under my belt in that regard.
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>>145672240
ok
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Translator around? This looks interesting.
http://i2.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2016/06/16/17/54/27/57428897_p0.jpg
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>>145673226
Though I'm betting it's just another "Haha, mushrooms are dicks" joke.
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>>145673226
how new r u
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>>145673226
it wont let me high light it
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>>145673226
You can't direct link pixiv images, but I found what you wanted
I'll translate it now
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>>145673226
Whoops
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57428897
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>>145674175
Many thanks friend, if you have the time perhaps this too?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57424214
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>>145663247

Not surprised. Stealth Jump nerf killed his main playstyle.
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>>145674949
It's barely a nerf
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>>145665000
I want to bend fancy woomy over and rub my cock all over her ass.
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>>145675097
Die pedo
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>>145675412
Fancy woomy is an adult, anon. What's a child doing at a black-tie event?
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>>145674382
I tried translating that before, but the kanji was extremely hard to read for me and I couldn't get very far
In addition, the dialogue that I could read didn't seem very enlightening; it was very much just flavor to everything you could see, if you know what I mean
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>>145676839
Thanks
Though yeah, I had a feeling it was just another penis joke
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judd bein judd
i love judd
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>>145677406

Cats suck
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>>145677493
cats a best
fat cats a best best
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>>145677664
cats a shit
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>>145677406
So that's why Marie is Team Dog.
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Callie is a slut. SLUT!
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>>145678105

Marie is Team Dog because she has good taste. This is a known fact.
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>>145678202
>Callie will never be your slut
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>>145678351
lol
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>>145678665

Look at all the Splatfests in NA. Besides a few missteps here and there Marie has an almost unbroken streak of having the superior option.
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>>145679089
Callie's options are for moralfags. This is not always a bad thing.
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>>145679054
God that's hideous.
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>>145679089
>only superior choice marie made was waterslides over roller coasters
???
>>145679262
>Callie's options are for moralfags
...like when
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>>145679380
that's not very nice
this artist isn't amazing but they are still budding and very much improving
and i like to see that
i think their stuff can be cute
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>>145679391
Let's see
Autobots vs Decepticons
Umm....
Pirates... vs Ninjas?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>145679758

Hotdogs
Science
Planes
Nice
Future
Pokemon Blue
Sandcastles

Not that hard mate
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>>145679619
it's shit
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>>145679975
>hotdogs are evil
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>>145679619
Just because someone makes nice things doesn't mean their immune to error.
I think their stuff is great, that one in particular is just terrible.
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>>145680060

Sorry, I misread your comment. Should of replied to >>145679391

Cheap hotdogs are evil though
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>>145680338
why??
i think it's one of their better looking ones.
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>>145680523
The teeth
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>>145681097
Callie's perfect little butt
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>>145679054
>Fangs
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so long
so perfect
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>>145679391
>when
Namely her choices over money, as well as when she chose Squid over Octopus
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>>145682195
We were talking about NA Splatfests.
>Look at all the Splatfests in NA.
Not to mention that just a few Splatfests does not mean her options are "for moralfags". Most have nothing to do with morals.
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isnt she cute?
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>>145682840
the callie plush actually looks like crap compared to the others
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Reminder that Callieposting was outlawed when she lost three times in one Splatfest.
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>>145682912
She looks comparatively identical to the Marie plush. How would that even be possible?
>>145683064
Marie lost in 3 regions simultaneously just recently as well, but I still see Marie being posted.
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>>145681974
She'd be a thousand times cuter with shoulder-length or shorter hair. Tinkerbell > Rapunzel.
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>>145683283
The plushes are far from identical, Callie has a strangely large chin.
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>>145682912
wait how?
>>145683715
i respect your opinion but personally that's the most incorrect thing i've heard all day.
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>>145683283
>I still see Marie being posted
I don't, time to fix that
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>>145683984
So why does all the cutest art have her with moderate sized tentacles?
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reminder that le one guy has admitted to having aspergers and his obsession with callie is LITERAL autism
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Due to the constant shitposting on the thread me and a number of fellow members of this general have decided to create a Discord server for our community.

Come and join the OFFICIAL /ink/ discord!

https://discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm
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>>145684009
Marie is pure sex! PURE SEX!

Callie is fat and ugly! FAT AND UGLY!
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>>145684219
that's far from shoulder length. that's just how it looks in-game.
which is also the answer to that question! it's the standard, so it gets drawn the most, so a lot of cute art is going to have it, yeah?
besides, there's a lot of cute art of her with longer tentacles.
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Well /ink/, I thought you'd be interested to know that there's a falseflagging autist doing
>>145683105
>>145683668
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>>145684393
Literally, figuratively, physically kill yourself
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>>145684425
Half of this statement is true.
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>>145684393
fuck off tia
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>>145683715
Ooh, this.

I recently discovered that I have a thing for blonde girls with pixie cuts.
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callie and marie like each other. why can't calliefags and mariefags?
imagine how marie would react if she heard her date call her beloved cousin fat and ugly, completely unprompted
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>>145685168
Those are some long legs holy shit, she's got basically no torso
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>>145685814
CallieMariefags don't actually hate each other, they're just tsundere because they know the thread would be dead without them.
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>>145685168
Callie looks like a Code Geass character
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>>145684579
fuckin hell babt
>>145685814
this
it's just fun to talk shit about each other, like during splatfests
sometimes people take it a little far so that it's not fun anymore
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>>145685814
Why would Callie call herself fat and ugly?
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>>145686390
I'm all in support of Hotaao but this joke has kind of worn itself out by now.
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>>145686839
Come on, not even wit is appreciated anymore.
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>>145684264
>posts his writing
>gets shitposted at
>posts encouraging manmenmis
>gets shitposted at
>posts about callie's tentacles
>gets shitposted at
>posts about bidding callie goodnight
>gets shitposted at
>posts pictures of his callie plush
>gets shitposted at
what a trooper
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what the fuck happened in the discord?
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consider this: a tiny 4 year old squib callie, asking captain cuttlefish why she can't marry marie. he tries to explain, but callie has already burst into tears
years later, marie brings this up out of the blue, and callie runs out of the room, red faced, covering her ears and screaming
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>>145687096
pics pls
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>>145687038
Despite all odds 4chan has taught me respect for people with aspergers.
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>>145687038
You are in the right direction, but heres the real deal:
>manamamimi guy does his thing
>few likes
>cum on callie's tentacles guy does his thing
>mostly ignored
>callie's tentacles cum guy devolves into writing books of text about how to unleash the kraken on callie's tentacles
>one like, lots of hate
>so much hate that the posts get deleted
>cum on callie guy starts hating mianmaimainain guy because no one liked his walls of spoilered text
>his gay buddy who only gets turned on by his hotglue fanfics joins the bandwagon against manaiamamimi guy

its a vicious cycle of hate and I wish mimimanamam guy the best of luck dealing with the true shitposters
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>>145687096
One word: tia
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>>145687136
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>>145687096
-tia on damage control
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>>145687136
Cute, but why couldn't they? Dunno how marriage laws fare in Inkland, but I'm guessing the only real reason they couldn't get married is because they were much too young at the time.
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>>145687096
I'll tell you if you show me pics of your feet, tia.
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>>145687508
I really wish there was an edit where Marie starts screaming and bleeding as soon as she cuts a literal piece of flesh off her body.
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>>145687714
What the hell is wrong with you
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>>145687770
sorry man. It's just that no one has posted a picture of a squib yet and I really want to fuck one.
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>>145687770
That's what would happen.
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>>145687874
And...?
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>>145687595
i mean, maybe cousins can get married there? but it was mainly inspired from when i was 3 and thought marriage was just a really intense friendship, therefore, i declared i was going to marry my cat
kids think weird things. i wonder what weird phases callie and marie went through
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>>145687862
fucking squibs is disgusting but little marie is free rein
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>have dream
>cute girl in my class dressed up as marie
>sat on my face then killed me
>wake up
>still alive
kill me
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>>145688116
Aww, anon that's adorable.

I have this headcanon where when she was small Callie would wet the bed constantly from nightmares about losing Marie to the Octarians, in their early days as Agents.
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>>145688193
when and where
>>145688451
that's... weird but okay
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>>145688451
PTSD Callie is best Callie
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>>145687624
Here :))
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Still confused why there's no NA Splatfest announced yet when even EU was able to come up with something.

I thought we were going to get an annoucement during Nintendo E3 but maybe they just forgot about us. Wasting a perfectly good shill opportunity to make a Zelda splatfest of some kind.
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>>145688508
right here right now
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Looks like I pissed off some jap from some match.

Translation, please?
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>>145689073
They must be saving it to join in with the next world wide one.
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>>145688451
>I have this headcanon where when she was small Callie would wet the bed constantly
What the FUCK anon.
>>145688116
Marrying ascendants or descendants in Japan is illegal, but you can marry collateral relatives (cousins, siblings, aunts etc.) if they're at least three steps away from you.
Step 1. Parent
Step 2. Aunt/Uncle
Step 3. Cousin
Thus, it's completely legal, thank fax for that.
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>>145689293
What's wrong with that? Just a scared little girl worried for her cousin and best friend.
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>>145689149
>splatoon time lag fuck

what don't you understand?
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>>145689587
I know the context, but I want to see the whole thing translated.
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>>145689491
>bedwetting head cannon

quit projecting onto the squids
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>>145689149
>Your Splatoon lag is so horrible I die!! "Fuck!!" doesn't describe how annoying it is!! Think about other people!!
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>>145689706
get one of those apps on your phone that'll translate text with your camera
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>>145689860
>Think about other people!!
I needed a good laugh. Thanks for it.
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>>145689726
Jeez, quite the reaction over something so harmless. It's not like she's cutting her wrists or anything.
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>>145690062
little kid omorashi is preeeetty creepy.
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>>145689149
Build wall
u
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W
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>tfw nintendo will never give us the option to feed, hold and pet judd
;-;
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>>145690385
good.
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>>145690192
Okay no, it's not a fetish thing. I just think Callie being insecure and frightened in her youth is cute.
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>>145690385
>We will never get our own squid apartments that we can customize either
It is hard to live lets all just end it
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>>145690521
mentioning her _specifically_ wetting the bed sound weird and fetishy as fuck.
just so you know.
just say having nightmares or something.
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>>145690715
I mentioned it being the result of nightmares, but whatever.
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>>145690534
Goddamn I want this. Splatoon could use some Animal Crossing elements.
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>>145690796
that honestly hurts your case even more than just saying she wet the bed. like, you already had a reasonable action and yet, you still had to mention she pissed herself.
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>>145690521
I believe you that it's not fetish, anon.

I also believe you, like your head cannon Callie, wet the bed quite a bit as a kid.
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>>145691008
>>145690534

Never understood why people want this in Splatoon. I like Animal Crossing too but apartments just seems out of place for a game like Splatoon.
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>>145682840
Adorable!
>>145683984
That reminds me, didn't a drawanon say they were going to draw Callie snuggled up like this? Did they ever deliver?
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>>145691450
You can see a Squids room first thing when you start up the game
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>>145691103
I don't see the problem, sorry if it pissed you off somehow.
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>>145691627
I tried
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>>145689149
Sorry, I don't speak Italian
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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>>145692912
I want Callie to cum on my hair!
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>>145692912
i want to beat callie until she signs the divorce papers
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>>145692047
Can you post it?
>>145692935
LEWD
>>145693162
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>>145692935
>marie using callie's thighs as earmuffs
l-lewd
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Marie is cow
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Where are the squads?
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>>145694065
no silly, callie is the one on team mountain
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Callie is fox
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>>145694163

Tower Control then Zones. You're out of luck, friendo
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>>145694212
Don't mean a thing
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>>145694267
Callie is bunny.
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>>145692047
lies, the drawfags have all died
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>>145693356
No, it turned out pretty meh
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>>145694624
Have you considered following in their footsteps?
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>>145694583
Callie is rather terrifying
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>>145694721
I'd rather not have this thread to into attention whoring like they have. CM shitposting is bad enough when no one plays the game.
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>>145694853
Why aren't you playing the game
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>>145694853
When the hell do content creators attention whore here?
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>>145694693
Well, that's something. Everything is something to somebody, and you never know how good something of yours is until you show it to others.
But it's your stuff, so you're not compelled to, if you really don't feel like it.
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>>145695219
Thanks
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please don't do the drawfag meta thing again /ink/
anyway, say i was to post a few drawings. would it be better to put it in an imgur album or dump it in the thread? i've got around 5-6 i've finished while i was gone
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>>145696185
Go right on ahead.
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>>145694429
I get TC but Zones can be fun. I don't know what the rotation will be though
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>>145696295
thanks anon. i'm not actually at my computer at the moment so it'll have to wait until tomorrow
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>>145696458
That's fine, there will always be some of us to appreciate the arts.
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>>145696185
Dump in the thread. No one minds multiple pictures from contributors.
Sorry about the shitposters.
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>>145694946
They don't anymore.
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>yfw Futaba Sakura is just an Inkling wearing Forge Inkling Parka, Studio Headphones and Octoling Boots
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>>145688946
Tia is CUTE! CUTE!!
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>>145697696
HOLY SHIT
W H O
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>browsing splatoon wiki
>find a picture of my inkling taken from my user page as an example on one of the clothes pages
this is a retarded thing to be upset about but i still can't help but feel it's a little wrong
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>>145697881
new persona character
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>>145698332
How could they have contacted you for permission?
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>>145697696
New splatfest! Judd or that mascot thing from Persona 5
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>>145697696
Would fug
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>>145698513
well, you really couldn't, but that usually means you just shouldn't use said picture
couldn't be that hard to take a picture of your own squid in a specific piece of gear, could it
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>>145698332
a few times i've found things i did on ifunny/knowyourmeme. it's not a good feeling
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>>145698798
Why were you on iFunny/Knowyourmeme
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>>145698870
are you familiar with the reverse search function on google images
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>>145698798
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>>145698640
blech
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>>145699512
yes, that thing
does anyone here remember the kym fiasco
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>>145697696
welcome to 20 years ago
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>>145700292
In relation to /ink/? No
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Contemplative Marie
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57439983
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>>145701637
>Some say her tits grew three sizes that day
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>>145701637
Marie's HUGE MARIE'S
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>>145701910
>an artist must draw the same character the same way every time
kekking at you
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>>145702195
I didn't say that, but the extremely similar lighting, angle and otherwise body depiction makes the breast discrepancy a little funny
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>>145701637
Oh nice, they drew that picture of Callie being cut open. I really like that one.
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>>145702446
You pay too much attention to comparing the sizes of breasts, you need to adopt a more wholesome mind :^)
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>>145702195
While that's not necessarily true, most artists will keep a similar breast size on characters for both lewd and regular drawings, let alone up the size by 3 or 4 cups.
>>145702490
go away
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>>145702682
The biggest reason I noticed is honestly because I honestly thought that picture was a lewd edit of the one I posted, until I took a second look
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>>145702730
Well that isn't true either, just look at YuyaAGC. Sometimes you just ignore consistency and draw whatever you feel looks good, especially when it comes to lewds.
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>>145703079
YutaAGC, fuck my mouth.
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>>145702730
Why? The content is yucky but it's still a very good picture.
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>>145703079
The way Yuta draws breasts is honestly just all over the place, so is his line between lewd and regular
Some lewd pictures of his have the tiniest boobs ever but some regular ones will have just the opposite
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>>145700758
prepare for off topic
once i reverse searched a splatfest comic i did, i found it reposted on kym by what appeared to be another drawfag from here. after i posted this in the thread, turns out it was actually their very dedicated stalker.
said stalker was lurking in the thread the whole time, and drama happened. there were big walls of text about being sorry about something, and please take me back, ect. naturally the drawfag was mortified
was kinda entertaining at the time in a very plot twist-y "what the fuck is happening oh god" kind of way, now it's just a bit embarrassing. i hope they're ok now
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>>145703632
Oh now I remember what you're talking about, yeah glad that blew over.
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>>145703492
>It might be guro but it's still a very good picture.
>It might be furry but it's still a very good picture.
>It might be scat but it's still a very good picture.
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WHERE'S THE PORN
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>>145703865
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>>145703865
right here
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>>145703612
Yeah it seems like they have some pattern in mind when it comes to character proportions, but that doesn't stop them from just doing their own thing sometimes. I can appreciate an artist for that; not afraid of variety.

Hell, they draw those cringey Octofamily sketches as well as Agent 3 beating Octos senseless. They do it all.
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>>145704087
NOT PORNOGRAPHIC ENOUGH

>>145704170
TOO PORNOGRAPHIC
YOU SICK FREAK
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>>145703856
You shouldn't let content get in the way of what you consider good artwork.
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>>145704810
That's very debatable.
But on the other hand, I can definitely let content get in the way of what I "really like". >>145702490
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>>145703865
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So where are all the Octarians?
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>>145703865
RIGHT HERE
http://imgur.com/a/WDetL
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>>145705545
Dead, as they should be
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>>145705545
Dead like they're supposed to be
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>>145705692
>>145705708
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>>145705782
What is that Octo doing out in the open? In the sunlight? Wearing Inkling clothes? Not dead?
Someone should call the police
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>>145705621
NICE
DO YOU HAVE MORE
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how many abortions has callie had
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>>145705621
>all those translation wips
i feel like i'm seeing something i'm not supposed to here
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>>145706571
Like 70.
Marie, of course, remains pure and doesn't commit adultery, therefore not requiring any abortions
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>>145706806
the only reason marie's never needed an abortion is because of her infertility
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>>145706898
I don't recognize that inkling
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>>145706898
this is not a squid
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>>145706806
marie is the one that stands on the left, right
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>>145707072
yeah
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>>145706571
Lesbians can't get pregnant.
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>>145707008
You're wearing a gas mas that looks suspicious. Are you sure you're not promoting octarian culture by wearing them yourself?
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>>145707072
She stands to the left of Callie, yes.
We see it as her being on the right because of the difference in perspective. But it's actually the left.
So yes, the pure one stands to the left and the filthy one stands to the right.
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>>145707520
okay thanks
i had a feeling that green girl was up to no good
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>>145707718
No, anon, the one on the right wears pink.
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I DEMAND MORE PORN
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>>145707934
i know you said shes the nice one
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>>145708127
No, the one on the left is the nice one.
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>>145708091
Suction Cups!
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>>145708269
thats what i just said
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>>145708310
That second one looks fuckable
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>>145708310
>>145708532
Truly these people are worse than Octavio
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>>145708695
Agreed, we should join forces with the Octarians to stop this menace
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>>145708959
die pls
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>>145708959
That makes even less sense
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>>145708310
more art with this?
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>>145709142
Google 'hemorrhoids'
Basically the same thing.
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Beep beep
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>>145709880
>Letting callie drive
That's your last mistake and your after life regret.
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>>145710330
It explains why she keeps failing her test. Learns to drive in a box.
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>>145709880
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sheis sweet and fluffy and soft and pink like cotton candy
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>>145683984
Do you live in a jail cell?
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>>145710515
she is strong and powerful and brutal and black like a callie
as well as all those things
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>>145710812
i'd be pretty damn lucky if i got arrested and got to spend my jail time in that
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>>145710812
apparently they sleep in their own basement because it's quiet there
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>>145710812
>the man is guaranteed his callie plush by state law in the interest of basic humanitarianism
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Aww
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>>145711276
>The only place you can legally have your Callie plush removed is Guantanamo
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>>145711448
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>>145711574
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>>145690369
That's not Spanish you moron.
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>>145711481
Obviously. You can't have plushes of terrorists in Gitmo.
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>>145712829
>you're waifu a terrorist
what
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>>145713709
more porn
happy
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>>145713726
Yes.
You're waifu a terrorist.
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>>145713709
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>>145713709
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>>145713907
YOU KEEP GOING

>>145713980
YOU STOP RIGHT THERE YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE
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I want to exchange bodily fluids with Marie!
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>>145715203
blood transfusions with marie!
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>>145715203
You want to piss on each other?
Nasty.
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does anyone have the e3 2014 press kit with the splatoon shit in it? just want to look at the old artwork from it
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>>145716873
Ironic title
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Who is up for squad?

NNID: ness420
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>>145716873
>follow yuta but never saw they colored this
thanks anon! very cute!
cheerleader callie a best
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Octolings are Love!
Octolings are Life!
Octolings are a Miracle of the Universe!
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>>145721387
Octolings are hate, death, and cancer.
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>>145722490

So /ink/ is actually an Octoling?
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How many cocks can you fit in Marie?
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bodyjobs from tiny callie!
the sensation of her warm body gripping to your member!
feeling her tiny tongue lap up your precum!
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>>145724034
How many grains of sand are on a beach?
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>>145637773
>>145637674

>>145681097
awesome. Love your penmanship.

>>145703612
cuuute great shading!

also this thread is way too [lewd]for my taste. Please tone it down before mods delete it[/lewd]
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>>145724084
any splatoon micro yet
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>>145724417
fuck off
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>>145725613
just don't reply
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>>145724417
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Someone's general died....
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>>145725973
what a shame, hope they release a new game so they can come back, which one anyway?
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>>145726108
Isn't it obvious? Gor is here.
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>>145726229
not up to date on all the memes not splatoon related, who's Gor and why should we care?
How does is relate to a dead general?
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>>145726378
You shouldn't care, I was just stating that a general died.
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I want to fuck Callie in a non-sexual manner
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today's mimamemime has acquired some very comfy bedding for wagashi day! they're not pancakes.
i'm gonna be honest, there's not much i can type today. i don't know much about wagashi, and it seems pretty broad! they're a group of japanese confectionery typically made of mochi, red bean paste or fruit. what do they all have in common? ...well, i don't know! there are many different kinds though. there's anmitsu, which is agar served with fruit... there's imagawayaki, a disk of fried dough filled with red bean paste... there's konpeitou, a very cute looking colorful sugar candy, often shaped into stars! you can see them as star bits in super mario galaxy, if you've played it!
there's so much diversity to local desserts, it makes me want to try all of them! we don't have a lot of traditional cuisine or anything like that here, so it's especially interesting to read about all the kinds!
this mimamemime seems more focused on comfort than food, though...!
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>>145727774
You are still not welcome here race traitor
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>>145727979
You aren't the whole thread, buddy.
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>>145727774

They may not be pancakes but they make me want pancakes.
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>>145727979
What is this new meme?
They've stated on multiple occasions they hate Octolings.
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>>145727979
you are not funny
please
go
away
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>>145727979
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callie has a cute belly!
i want to squish it
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>>145729474
Can abs of steel really be squished?
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>>145729474
yes! me too.
I want callie to attach her cute, soft, feminine tentacles to her cute tummy
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Well it is friday.

I think it is time to think about giving up on an American Splatfest.
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>>145730129

It hurts
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>>145730068
i am just trying to have fun over here with my soft girls
>>145730113
>attach
??
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>>145730253
>>145730129
just fucking e3 bros
just e3
have faith
lots of time and attention went to zelda
just.. just hang the fuck on
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>>145730271
with the suction cups! it doesn't really make sense now that I think of it
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>>145730376
it's ok. you tried your best. it just goes to show that maybe not all of the great things in life can be appreciated at once unless callie wraps her snug tentacles around you while you cuddle with her soft tummy
but that's probably it
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please let this thread make it through the night
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hugging callie!
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>you will never get your dick sucked by a squids suction cups
>you will never get a cupjob
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>>145733559
Good?
Something with so much surface area could never stick to your dick.
And even if it did, what would you do then? It's a disk, not a tube or some shit. It'd just stick to your dick, then they'd pull it off with presumably some difficulty. Then they'd put it back on again? Is that how you plan on achieving orgasm?
I just don't get what you're after here.
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>>145733751
Im gonna make /ink/ love cupjobs
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>>145733751
reeee.
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>>145733751
Someone should try this with some tape
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>>145734163
It'd basically be the same thing.
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>>145724084
die
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>>145730271
Callie would be beaten and abused if she allowed her body to fall into disrepair, an idol being fat is a deathwish.
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>>145734681
callie's not an idol also
>talk about isolated headcanons i think are cute
>bring up callie getting beaten and abused
why do you have to do this?
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>>145732010
>nintenderp
delete this
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>>145734907
>Callie
>Not an idol
Wut? And that's what would happen man, once an idol loses their forced perfection their neck's on the chopping block.
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>>145734426
ok, i get it. you don't want to hear her cute pants and moans as she grinds on your shaft.
you don't want to see her eagerly lick up the cum she worked so hard to earn.
and you certainly don't want to do the aftercare, sparkles in her eyes when you tell her she did an absolutely amazing job, letting her get washed and dressed before helping her get to bed, her cute breathing faintly audible after she falls asleep quickly after an exhausting session of pleasure.
still though, i'm sure we can reach an agreement. respect each other's wishes, yeah?
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>>145735304
If that were true Callie would be out of a job a long time ago. Not for being out of shape, but for the dozens of contract-breaching things she and Marie have said and done.
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>>145735304
What exactly makes Callie an idol?
You know there's more to an idol than just a girl who sings and dances, right?
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>>145735815
...Maybe you shouldn't try to write lewd after all.
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>>145736016
????
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>>145736069
Your deranged fetishes are impervious to critique, that much is obvious by now, but that was very cringe.
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>>145736016
>>145736387
why do you think that e v e r y post made about callie here is by me, like a few days ago where the posts someone said i was making were coming within 90 seconds of the posts i actually was making
it's starting to get a little annoying, and even if it was me, i'd rather just be anonymous than have you point out half the posts i make
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Is this the true demise of /ink/? More iconic members from the official /ink/ discord have taken their leave, this may just be it, prepare for the worst and friend as many fellow squids as possible!

Important and swift reminder to friend the ones closest to you first, the peasants come after. :^)
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>145736648
Very similar writing style, sorry. Doesn't make downgrading your waifu to an animate fleshlight any less fucked up.
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>>145736697
How is /ink/ in trouble if some people who never post in it are gone?
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>>145736697
It was just tia. 1 person. calm down. you're blowing this out of proportion
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>>145737189
tia is the heart and soul of discord, without her there's no reason to circlejerk
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>>145736996
It's the dank new meme. /ink/ is always dieing, and it will continue to be dieing for years to come.
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>>145737189
>he doesn't know the tale of the Nuggler
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>>145737467
bum got ban?
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How do I get in contact with Tia since she left discord and deleted everyone?
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>>145737265
You'll be fine m8
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>>145738769
miverse :^)
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>>145738769
I am in a sexual relationship with her in real life, would you like to leave a message?
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NA SPLATFEST WHEN?
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>>145739042
Like 4 weeks ago
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>>145738089
he left at some point
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>>145739354
Riveting tale
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>>145738769
you should ask Afro. he has her Facebook
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>>145739961
afro got ban though
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I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
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>>145740915
Come to the Discord
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>>145741046
post unexpired links, stop tia from banning us for no reason
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>>145741136
Fuck off white knight
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>>145741046

I already visit the discord occasionally. Feel like a bit of an outcast.
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>>145742214
well you're an outcast here already memiman, go back to the discord, we don't want scum here in the general
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>>145742631
You don't even know how to spell it properly brah
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>>145742815
you don't even have a consistent spelling of it, mumumo
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>>145728341
based
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I want to play with Callie's tits but only as a joke
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>>145745413
I want to have a serious, face-up conversation with Marie's ass
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I want to eat Annie's shit without her permission
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>>145727557
i want to make out with her ass
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>>145746775
degenerate, she only wants friends, not a moist pucker
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>>145747394
With the pictures you post I don't even know what you think anymore
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>>145747929
Octarians are friends, crossbreeding is not ok and don't date outside your species
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>>145748448
Octarians yes, but what about those Octolings
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>>145749443
Octolings are just as much Octarians as octotroopers or octoballs.
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>>145749540
Sure, and jellyfish are Inklings
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>>145746694
Anemone does not have puss puss.
But does Anemone have butthole?
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>>145727557
>>145747394
>>145748448
>>145749540
Stop being a race traitor already.
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>>145751170
I'll stop being a race traitor when it's no longer considered traitorous to be friends with our equals
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>>145751428
Squids are the master race for a reason
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>>145751428
>equals
Keep telling yourself that from the sewers Octoscum.
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>>145751481
>>145751539
you'll see, Spla2n will fix this, Octarians will be best friends with Inklings, and bullies will be banished to the underground!
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>>145752039
Why else do you think all the Octopus are underground right now? All Octopus are mindless gormless tactless bullies
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Splatoon is a fucking lag fest broken piece of shit game for autistic weeb kids cock suckers that play like shit, Callie and Marie just talk shit, fucking shitty waifus for autistic people that play that mother fucking shitty game, I cannot pass B+ because my team is fucking shit.

Why do people fight over the stupid cousins. Marie looks like she's a retard and has a shit fake personality towards her fans. And the other one. Fuck's sake, the other one. How could anyone like that horrible nazi of a squid "Callie".
You all can go right ahead and ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up your own ass where angry Cossacks will thunder from within your colon with more explosions than a trip to the bathroom after lunch at Taco Bell directed by Michael Bay.
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>>145752234
I wish Marie would ride a wheelbarrow of dicks up my ass
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>>145752039
i'll tell you what species belongs underground
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>>145754087
moles!
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>>145701637
This may well be the best image of Marie ever
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Marie killing some squidkids with an RPG
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Good night /ink/
Lets be friends again tomorrow!
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>>145757892
Fuck off for now, fuck off again tomorrow
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When you splat a Jap squid do you think they are all as cute as this? Well she isn't cute on the inside as she just voted for Marie.

https://www twitch tv /rnqq
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>>145758028
You'll see the splendor of Octarians and how they make perfect friends as soon as spla2n rolls around
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>>145758374
>She isn't cute on the inside
>because she voted for Marie
The fuck
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>>145758690
Truth be told, I don't care for Octolings. But I don't hate them. I've only been made to hate you.
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>>145759828

Building a farm full of Callies!
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>>145760041
Waking up early in the morning to milk the Maries!
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>>145760328
Now thats fresh milk i couldn't miss.
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>>145736918
>animated fleshlight
i don't understand?
you wouldn't hate someone for wanting to have sex with a normal sized callie once in a while, as long she wants it and they always love and care about her, right? i have lots of wishes of tiny callie hugs, or making food for tiny callie, or taking up sewing so i can make the perfect little dress for her and see her smile
so why is it fucked up and degrading because she's tiny?
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>>145760041
Callies produce sugar
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live
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>>145763801
how do i pronounce this?
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Mushroom girl and bamboo boy
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>>145762578
Giving tiny callie a normal-sized burger!
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N-Zap '83
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>>145764116
id give that girl my mushroom if you know what i mean
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>>145759162
every day
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>>145762578
Could probably phrase yourself better then. None of what you wrote before made it seem like a mutual tie, just small Callie doing the graphically sexual and you telling her it was a job well done and putting her to bed.
There was nothing loving in that post, just sex with a personal sex imp. A new definition to 'fucktoy'.
I get now that's not what you intended, but on those grounds it seems pretty fucked.
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I want a personal sex imp
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>>145764657
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>>145764823
right arm is too stiff.
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>>145764823
gmod is the ultimate cancer
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>>145764148
as much as callie loves burgers, that just seems like a bad idea
how would one even go about eating a burger that big? you'd have to eat it layer by layer
i mean, imagine someone putting a 70 lb burger patty in front of you and going "eat this"
would you just dig your face into a greasy disk and bite it apart?
ewwwww
>>145764548
i see i see
well, i have seen a lot of posts about callie that only had sex in them, nothing explicitly loving, and no one ever said anything about a "degraded fleshlight"
i guess that like them, i thought the loving would be implied with the compliments and the sparkly eyes and the pleasure and the aftercare
i thought about adding something about cuddling but that would have been too awkward with the size
or at least cupping her in my hand because i thought that would be cozy but i didn't want to unconsciously crush her in my sleep or something
or something about kissing but she seemed too tiny for that
it's hard to work lovingly at a scale so small
sorry
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>>145751428
this picture keeps tricking me /ink/
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>>145764116

what colours for the japfest
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Soooo... should I start thinking about giving up on an American Splatfest this week?
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>>145765494
no no no you misunderstand
give her a normal size burger, so she can sit on top of it for cute pictures
then give her a bunch of tiny sliders
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>>145765494
Callie is usually not for sex
Of any size
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>>145766047
Yep
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>>145766472
pics of this when
>>
posting memes with callie!
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>>145770338
>Anon: I really, really, really like this image.
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>>145766770
no one is "for sex" anon
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>>145770813
you are
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>>145752553

A friend rode a wheelbarrow of dicks up my ass once.

It was awful.
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>>145770338
Shitposting on /marie/ with Callie!
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Chocolate is serious business.
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POWER
>>145772363
the mushroom is cute!
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57445666
you weirdos like this kind of stuff right
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>>145773041
eueuugh
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>>145764548
no offense but i think you make too many assumptions
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>>145773492
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>145773041
thanks nip satan
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>>145773772
what?
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>>145774150
It's a figure of speech.
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>>145774568
ok
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callie and marie hugs are the cutest!
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>>145774785
Callie's hand traveling suspiciously close to Marie's butt.
Look at Callie's gormless face, she knows what's going on.
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>>145774483
Fine, don't post the Marie that accompanies that Callie
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>>145775428
i didn't think it looked that good
sorry
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>>145774785
>you will never be a girl
>hugs with the same sex will always be weird
why live
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>>145775203
>gormless
>she knows
what
do you know what that word means
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>>145775884
You know, she's trying to be discreet about copping a feel but failing at it. Still probably the wrong word though.
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>>145773041
Fucking hell.

I have a HUGE nipple fetish, especially sucking and yuri/lesbian stuff, but I can't STAND lactation and this 'motherly breastfeeding' shit. It's fucking rampant.
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I want to go clothes shopping with Callie! And Marie because she has all the money.
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>>145777067
Callie has her own money too
Do you think their sponsors give them paychecks that say "PAY TO THE ORDER OF: The Squid Sisters"
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>>145777030
i'm the opposite, i like the tender, motherly stuff, because that's what breastfeeding is for, but this picture isnt motherly at all
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>>145777030
>Doesn't like lactation
What are you, gay?
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>>145777067
>because she has all the money.
???
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>>145777242
I'd think so; they surely have a shared income since they're a group.
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>>145777449
Lactation is a shit tier fetish lower than footfags and equal to Mai-chan's Daily Life. Actually I take that back it's worse than Mai-chan, because at least Mai-chan is funny.
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>>145777713
shit taste
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>>145777609
Marie's the responsible, smarty-pants, Team Money one. So I think she'd manage their cash. Callie would still have her allowance, lest she blows all their income on Lego.
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>>145777795
Is there actually anything in the game that gives you the idea that Marie is fiscally responsible?
She's not exactly mature, after all. She hopes they keep crates of candy on a port and thinks vegetables are icky.
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>>145777789
Huh, you're right I didn't think about that. Lactation is equivalent to scat.
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>>145777941
reminder that marie can be immature as fuck
>Hold up--did you just say "blattling"? Bahahaha!
>Callie: Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!
>Marie: Yeah, I am.
>Callie: Hey! Did you know that when Gramps was a kid... there was no such thing as vegetables?!
>Marie: Man... that is SO LUCKY!
>Ugh... Veggies? I'd rather eat a Splattershot.
>What's in those containers anyway? Maybe... CANDY?!
>Hm... Winning is temporary, but looking cool is forever!
>Hm... Hold a sec--I gotta go plant french fries!
>Cool story.
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>>145777941
I wouldn't think those things void maturity, but the bigger factor is Callie's immaturity. She's always called out on accidents and mistakes and problems she's caused. Whether Marie has it all together or not, she's still miles more reliable than her irresponsible cousin.
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>>145777795
>lest she blows all their income on Lego
I hate how although Treehouse exaggerates the Squid Sisters' personalities to an annoying extent, /ink/ does it even more.
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>>145778094
How the fuck is half of that immature? How the fuck is half of that not obvious jokes? Furthermore "Winning is temporary, looking cool is forever" is a pseudo-motto of this game.
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>>145778462
Great, so when Callie says something retarded, she's retarded, but when Marie does it, it's an "obvious joke".
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>>145778367
Oh come off it puddlepants, have a laugh for once in your life.
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>>145778282
But they're more due to Callie's inattentiveness and clumsiness than any sort of irresponsibility. Nothing that would keep someone from having the most basic of ideas on how to spend money.
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>>145778594
>“I know that big machine! It's the...y'know...the thing!”
Callie isn't retarded, but she's not clever either.
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>>145778801
>Callie isn't retarded
Not according to half of this place.
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>>145778761
I dunno man, I definetely wouldn't trust an air-head with my dough.

It's not really just a matter of how the money is spent, but also how it's managed. Do you expect Callie to be capable of taking care of the bills and finances?
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>The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets like four more hours of sleep and who the heck wants a worm anyways?!?
>Head to the plaza tomorrow to cast your vote in the next Splatfest: Early Birds vs. Night Owls. The showdown will start on 6/24 at 9PM PT.

Fucking finally.
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>>145778979
Callie is retarded, Marie is a nazi, Annie has no genitals; they're jokes. Memes. Exaggerations. Funnies. Embrace them.
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>>145779137
this is a europe-worthy theme
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>discords been nuked bc babies and drama
what happened?
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>>145779137
Literally adults vs. children
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>>145779014
...Uh, yes? Because that's a basic skill required of any adult?
In addition, Marie clearly has some vanity to her. What makes you think that she wouldn't blow all the money on dresses and earrings and other frilly garbage?
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>>145779137
So... wake up early vs stay up late?
Well what if you do both?
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>>145779014
>Do you expect Callie to be capable of taking care of the bills and finances
she's a modern celebrity, someone takes care of that for them
in all honesty they probably just get free spending money in their paycheck half and half
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>>145779297
You could call being able to drive a car a basic skill. Let alone riding a bike.
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>>145779494
To that end I expect Marie to have fixed the contract so their earnings are shared equally between them, 30%-70%.
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>>145779218
Europe has all the best themes now, but this is still better than Messy vs Tidy
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Am I fresh, /ink/
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>>145779137
Waking up early not only makes you feel better, but you also has more time of a day to do than the time a person that wake up late has.

Plus, I like the yellow bird.
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>>145779530
Again, it's a totally different skill compared to paying bills, which rests on responsibility. If you're trying to earn your license, which there's no information on whether that's the case for Callie, you're trying to open up your opportunities, which is a mark of maturity.
It's not that Callie is too malfunctioning of an adult to get her act together; she's simply too inattentive to drive a car.
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>>145779137

Banter
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>>145779369
Then you pick based on which sister you prefer.

But honestly, you should probably get more sleep. You're destroying your body.
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>>145780081
You may change theses shoes for the color, but besides that, you're fresh.
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>>145779717
that's... not just something you can do
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>>145780081
Not one thing about this is right
Weapon is wrong, clothes are wrong, gender is wrong, race is wrong
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>>145780396
And what exactly would you regard as being beneath Marie?
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>>145780406
git gud
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>>145780618
what?
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>>145780406
>Weapon is wrong
I remember having a match where a jap woomy raped me with a Neo Sloshing.

Oh, and they buffed the Sloshing Machine's run speed.
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>>145780768
Offsetting incomes is exactly something Marie would try to do.
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>>145780081
The shoes need to be white or red otherwise it works
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>>145780978
well, i mean, you're welcome to try
it's just not something you could make happen
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>>145780950
So what?
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>>145780978
Not really
Marie loves her cousin very much
I don't think she would try to be so unfair to her
The only thing she'd unjustly try to split 70-30 is a box of donuts
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>>145752234
I like your last sentence.
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>>145781141
Never underestimate the ability of an overly-materialistic superbitch.
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>>145781227
Just because you can't aim, doesn't mean it's bad. Sloshing is like Blaaster, except it requires skill.
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>>145781481
I really hate this mentality that forcing yourself to use subpar weapons as an inposed handicap makes you skilled.
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>>145781593

There's no forcing it's just to hilarious not to use. Sure if I was in a tourney or something I might think twice but I'm not and I've been playing weapons whose design or mechanic is fun for so long meta/good weapons just seem boring to me
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>>145781785
Fair cop, but that isn't what determines skill. A weapons skill ceiling does that.
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>>145781325
That bitch! Return the donuts at once!
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>>145779137
FINALLY
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>>145780096
Yes, exactly. I had to be nocturnal for work a few years ago and let me tell you, it was hell. I really missed being outside while the sun was shining. It feels so good waking up at 7am and seeing the bright blue skies and green grass.
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>>145782835
>>145780096
>>145779293
What the fuck. Get out of here, this place is for NEETs only
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>>145779137
Waking up early is the best. The chilling air with exercise just as the sun is peaking always wakes up the body.
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>>145782835
This; nightjobs are the worst.
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>>145783292
sounds kinky
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>>145783057
I've been a NEET for 3 years now though man. You can wake up early whether you have a job or not.
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>>145783171
morning runs are always so fun! I need to start doing them again
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>>145784479
>I've been a NEET for 3 years
Jesus
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>>145784315
maybe if you've never worked a day in your life.
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WHAT'S THE BANTER
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Drawing pictures of each other with Callie!
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>>145784602
Let me tell you, it's hell. I'm actually looking forward to working again. I'm so sick of being poor as shit and feel bad for leeching off my mom.
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>>145784646
Callie being a fit bitch doing morning runs while Marie works the street corner
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>>145780309
filthy frank ghetti
call him ravioli
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>>145784786
learning art together!
giving each other advice and encouraging comments!
always drawing for each other!
becoming budding artists with callie!
seriously if i had an angel like her motivating me i would be much much better than i am now
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>>145785115
honestly, a friendly rivalry is the best thing possible for improvement in art, but also literally everything
desperately trying to rank up before your friend does is very fun
i'm not callie but i'm cheering for you anon
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>>145785115
>you will never be callie
>you will never see anon smile as you cheer him on
well I guess I'll just have to do it from here
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>>145785115

You are getting better all the time, anon. Just have fun!

>>145785616
>>145785908

I love you, /ink/!
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>>145785616
>>145785908
>>145786132
aww, you guys really can be too nice
thank you so much
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>not even that dead
>page 10
shit
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>no cute woomy drawings for the splatfest team icons

fug
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>>145788178
better step up your sister posting or else the general will die.

or you can invite the discord and drawhores back to the threads.
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>>145788630
i wish our drawfriends weren't all so busy
but if you insist
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>>145785115
>had friend who liked to draw
>always watched her draw on skype for hours and hours
>had a habit where she would sometimes give up and delete a picture
>deleted all of her pictures on pixiv and hasnt added anything since
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TWIG
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>>145780081
>Clashing colours
> Terrible ability choices
> Clearly have no idea how to prioritize or distribute abilities, or make a loadout

Hardly fresh. Glasses and shirt look decent, then you go and ruin it with the shoes. It's so bad that I have no idea how you wouldn't notice it.
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>>145636572
>>145635163
>>
If you hold an inkling's suction cup to your ear, can you hear their heartbeat?
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>>145794117
no. you create a tight vacuum seal on your earlobe and destroy your eardrum.
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>>145794340
Is this what is commonly known as squidsucking?
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>>145794575
Squidsucking is a parasitic Octorian activity when female Octorains consume an inkling and then allows Octorians to evolve to a human form called Octoling.
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Do you guys mash with multiple fingers or something for the Inkbrush? Maybe I'm just bad at button mashing but my brush swings are interrupted pretty easily.
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>>145794852
Don't deathgrip it. Lightly hold the right of the controller and mash with your middle.
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>>145795120
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
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>>145793867
this is strange. I remember posting these exact words but I have never seen this reaction image.
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well, I think I'm starting to taper off in splatoon. what is another simple, fun, feeble-minded friendly game that I can play? no memewatch
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>>145797063
But Overwatch is fun. You could try Duelyst
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>>145797362
thanks.
>ow is fun
yeah, but it's too hard for me.
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>>145797448
But Overwatch is easier than Splatoon.
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>>145797448
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>>145797571
sorry
>>145797540
it's a lot more complicated, though
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>>145797063
>goes to splatoon general
>what games should i play that aren't splatoon?
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>>145798332
Not really.
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>>145798332
I'm told it's basically League of Legends as an FPS
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>>145798908
dota is to tf2 as league of legends is to overwatch
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>>145798332
it has a lot of cooldowns and the game is visually busier than Splatoon but the actual running and gunning is a lot simpler in OW
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I strongly believe the inkbrush and all its variants are mid tier class weapons. They gain special really fast, does not rely on accuracy, and brush buff made it easier to approach other weapons
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>>145794852
I usually spam jump with my thumb and index finger on the trigger at the same time when flicking
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>>145799171
I think the Inkbrush is stronger than the Octobrush after the patch.
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>>145799171
Too bad it gets beaten by every other weapon in combat
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>>145799568
Until they make some batshit superbrush that works like a Dynamo
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>You will never be Callie
>You will never sleep with Marie
>You will never rest your head on her big pillowy chest while she caresses your tentacles and quietly sings you that lullaby from when you were children
why
fucking
live
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>>145800549
Sometimes, I really wish you would just end your life.
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>>145800893
Be right back
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>>145800549
meh
>>
>You will never be Marie
>You will never sleep with Callie
>You will never rest your head on her big pillowy tentacles while she caresses your tits and quietly sings you that lullaby from when you were children
why
fucking
live
>>
>You will never be (You)
>You will never sleep with Callie and Marie
>You will never rest your head on their big pillowy tentacles while they caresses your dick and quietly sings you that lullaby from when you kidnapped and mindbroke them
why
fucking
live
>>
>You will never do anything related to any Splatoon characters
>Because they're not real
/thread
>>
>you will never squad with /ink/
>becuase no one plays the game

/general
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How do you fix the 118-0006 error? I get it every match and haven't found any results online on how to fix it
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>>145803491
Is this your first time playing the game? I got some errors when I started it up first time.
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>>145803491
>no squids of color
triggered
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>>145802279
this
THIS
is my heaven
holy fuck
my
dick
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>>145803680
I've had it for a while but it's never had errors like this, I can't even play a full match without it dying on me.

Whenever I go back to the lobby it loads up fine as if nothings wrong, same with the shops and Spyke where you have to be online to buy stuff.
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>>145803892
>he wants to be marie
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>>145804243
Weird; it might be something to do with your routers formatting. Try Google the error or Wii U troubleshooting, or do what I did and just contact Nintendo tech support.
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>>145804398
If it meant sex with Callie, I'd want to be Marie too.
Callie can't have sex with herself. I mean she can, but it's just not the same.
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>>145804409
I've tried searching and there seems to be nothing online, there's no wii u troubleshooting on the official website for the code either.

Ill try some troubleshooting first then if that doesn't work I'll contact support.
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Calling it now
>Nightowl will be more popular
>Earlybird will have more wins
>Earlybird will win

I'll eat a bag of dicks and crows if nightowls win
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>>145805124
Kids and kids in their 20s love staying up late to party.

Kids and kids in their 20s are the people that play this game.
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>>145805124
I think it could go either way; this is another Splatfest theme nobody would have strong feelings about either way.
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>>145804630
If you're going to project your fantasies, I don't see why you don't go the whole nine yards and just insert yourself.
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>>145805124
NEETs would choose Nightowl, but seeing as the people here still try to rig the system by choosing the unpopular team, most people here will pick Earlybird.
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>>145805453
In the dilemma of which Squid Sister you'd rather be, those are the options.
Besides, I wouldn't cuck Marie like that. They're too perfect for each other.
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>>145805124
>Early birds play during the day and get mirror because night owls are away
>Night owls play during the night and get mirrors because early birds are asleep
This will be fun
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>>145805710
Which will only make it funnier when Earlybird loses because come on people popularity isn't a deciding factor anymore.
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>>145805946
oh shit, I didn't realize this
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>>145805946
>>145806112
You have it wrong. Earlybirds and Nightowls will be on at the very start of Splatfest. During the day there will be more Nightowls since more children will pick this and the "skilled" players will have already reached royalty from the night playing regardless of sides chosen.
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>>145805946
everybody gets mirrors anyway because matchmaking fucking sucks
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>>145806086
>Come on people it's [current patch] popularity isn't a deciding factor anymore!
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>>145794852
I use my index or middle finger. It's pretry easy for me since I used to play a lot of shooter arcade games.
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>>145806556
Well it's not, look at the recent results.
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>>145799568
FUCK YOU!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK FAGGOT!!!
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>>145807005
It might have the edge over a Sploosh?
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>>145807005
This Woomy has like 14 limbs what the fuck
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>>145807005
>/ink/ doesn't ikamusume post anymore
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Is it the Japanese splatfest right now?

Also I'm surprised we got a splatfest on such short notice. One day? It's usually a week in advance
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>>145808163
She's officially dead now
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>>145808202
That's right, because tomorrow is the 24th
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>>145808202
The announcement is a week in advance.
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>>145808202
I feel like you could look a lot less stupid if you did some research before you posted.
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>>145798372
I just want to play a game that's as fun as splatoon. I figured you guys would know best
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>>145808582
>>145808604
>>145808748
Oops
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>>145808857
If you want a game that's close to being as fun and is actually active, honestly Overwatch.
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>>145808917
It's okay anonymous we'll always love you.
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Fuck JP splatfest. I can play ranked like this.
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>>145808163
Good.
>>
Bamboo shoots gone win
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>>145809254
I love it and hope region locked splatfests keep happening again
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>>145809681
>I love region lock

Nintendrones everyone.
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>>145809892
XD
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>>145809892
What's wrong with it other than longer waiting times?
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I'm not one of the known drawfriends/fags here but I want to bathe with a woomy
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>>145810148
cute, nice work
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>>145810148
You don't need to be known or regular, glad you contributed. She looks cute.
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>>145810148
Cute! Do you have any of a full body inkling?

Don't worry if you're not known, art is always welcome
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>>145810148
roby is that you
>>
/ink/ I have a question.

Did you all get rid of that faggot from a month ago?
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>>145811058
he baited the artfags to join a discord and holds them hostage. now he occasionally shitposts about one of the following
>discord is bad
>thread is bad and discord is good
>bitching about translator/writer anon for no reason
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>>145811058
It seems so, we've had no problems since.
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>>145811058
He's right here.
>>145811312
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>>145811312
>>145811321
>>145811492
How would you feel about /vg/ getting unique IDs?
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>>145811741
no
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>>145811741
I would greatly accept IDs for /vg/. The amount of shitposting is just out of hand and only samefaggers would dislike IDs
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>>145811741
I want it
I WANT IT
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>>145810958
;)
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>>145811915
>only samefaggers would dislike IDs
bait
>>
IT SHOULD NOT TAKE 150 SECONDS TO START A FUCKING GAME

FUCK THIS SHIT
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>>145812317
>>145812317
>>145812317
>>145812317
new
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>>145811915
>>145811986
Most generals on /vg/ has shitposting and same fagging to some degree but for generals that don't even reach over 100ips or 150ips is too much.
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>>145810768
Umm... no.
I tried once, I didnt like it so I immediately threw it away.
I want to wait till I manage to make an 'ok' worth body
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>>145812349
fuck off
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Holy fuck why haven't they nerfed the Luna blasters.

Fucking shitters pop them off and they ko you in one hit, even with armor on your gear.

And Hammerhead's grates are fucking trash because apparently very gun's weapons can clip through the corners of the platforms in the center and kill you still
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>>145812436
That makes sense, I was curious to see what it looks like.

Anyway keep it up you're doing good.
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