kys edition
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>Trash Thread
Hey kid, wanna shitpost? wanna post offtopic? wanna spread your faggot agenda? try >>>/trash/3474975
first for :x
You really wanted to post the trash thread in the OP, huh?
second for :s
>>145605360
yeah whatever man
Is it too late to post gay?
8rd for post Medics
mfw epically killing noobs so hard but they dont even understand how they died
>>145605419
tf-fujoshits
>>145605419
read the OP
awful op
great op
>>145605419
>you can gaining a new family member
what did he mean by this
@Barkley
>the eureka will never sell.png
Eureka's currently garbage tier because of the phat nerfs it has to building shit. Possibly the "BIG UPDATE" will actually make the shit worth using, but who knows.
>>145605095
>>145605360
wew
why are you so angry
mfw 30 kills in pub and feeling like shit beause i died 2 times
>>145605652
im not sure
I once got 38 kills in a pub, but I died 11 times.
>>145605938
>>>/trash/3474975
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495882
what should i name my usb
>>145605360
Do you think people who shitpost to make others upset will suddenly stop breaking the rules and comply?
>pub friend in tf2
>proudly uploads scoreboard screenshot
>he is 3rd
>>145606203
cuckle you dont even play tf2
kill yourself
>>145606409
see you in 3 days
>>145606262
Being at the top of the scoreboard doesn't mean dick all shit in Valve servers.
>>145606735
is this what you post in /trash/ all day ?this one is pretty hot
>>145606791
thats what im laughing at
i mean scoreboard in a pub in general.. who gives a shit lol
>never had a killstreak kit for a rocket launcher/scattergun/whatever
>finally get one
>always go above 10 streaks
i should have done this ages ago
>>145606735
post your steam id so i can block you
>not knowing the furryposter's id
lel
dotsy stop
>>145607087
>>145607251
its bbb aka blahblahblah or whatever stupid name he gave himself now
isnt it like
that faggot who posted his own ass in irc
or was that a different /trash/ thread degenerate
i like my tf2gfu
>>145607516
yeah i think thats the guy i mentioned in >>145607525
furry btfo
>>145608192
the posts are already gone u doof
>>145608239
im aware of that, i made the thread in response to the furshit
i just deleted it so you morons can shitpost in it, but be aware that it has begun.
>>145608192
God damn you are mad. You are the equivalent of a small child telling all the adults whenever someone else misbehaves.
wow this guy is autistic
more autistic than the furfag
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
>>145608487
hey you are doing the same thing!
That's a double standard you mother f*ker!
I LIKE PLAYING A GAME CALLED TEAM FORTRESS TWO
HERE IS A PICTURE OF A BURNING SPY
>>145608765
That's a good picture.
Team Fortress 2 is a great game actually.
you wont win fur fag
what if only scalies turn me on
>>145609278
shut the fuck up bbb/xionxang
>>145609775
why aren't you banned yet for posting porn
how old is this mad guy
does he not know you can evade bans
is there a way to see who access rcon on a serveme.tf server? some guy somehow got it and fucked up a late night lobby that i had to close.
hey man this is a blue board come on!
dotsy isn't cute
tfw my friend is saying hl and 6s are unbalanced and real tf2 is on valve servers
>>145611265
Time to make new friends, anon.
plr nucleus
y/n
>>145611265
i have 2 digit IQ friends too
>/tf2g/ complains about valve servers are for scrubs
>doesnt provide a list of good community servers
makes you think doesnt it?
>>145611350
>>145611750
he says that hl and 6s are mods and the game wasn't intended to be played that way
idk how to refute him other than by saying that comp is a console setting, he doesn't even play comp and he says he's right
he also says that tracer isn't like the scout
>>145611916
>pubbing
makes you think doesnt it
>>145611916
Furry Pound gets mentioned often. Some guy here has a 24/7 tdm_hightower server, too. Community servers are basically dead nowadays, though.
plr Nucleus fixed
y/n??
>>145611927
the correct way to introduce someone to comp is showing AIRSHOTS dude
and cool fragmovies like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ
your gravelpit idea was cool
this one is not
just drop it
>>145612242
learn how to reply dumb shit
>>145612357
shit
forgot to save
>>145608582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WH1yoBFno
TEAM FORTRESS TWO TEAM FORTRESS TEAM FORTRESS TWO TF2 TF2
tf2gfu
>>145612074
>not pubbing
>only playin one hour a day
makes u think that u are bad doesnt it
i love thw scout class class from team fortress number two
>>145613407
yeah i only play about 5 hours a week
somehow still better than u lol
>>145613473
I love the Scout, too. He's very good ingame and very likeable in the lore.
im going itIMPALE
human
would you rather have...
a quake mod in TF2
or a TF2 mod in quake 3 ?
>sniper with railgun and mg
>soldier with the q3 rocket launcher
>scout with shotty
>demo with grenade launcher
>medic with plasma gun instead of nailgun (closest thing)
they both sound awful
>>145612530
no thats shit
how do i get good at the loose cannon? is it still as good as when kaidus used it? for how long do i charge it ? im decent with pipes but loose canon is so different
>>145615343
underageb&
i would rather have team fortress: quake edition
200 health, medic or scout speed
nothing has a clip, takes ammo directly from reserve
weapons include:
scattergun
rocket launcher
grenade launcher
minigun without the speed penalty, much lower damage, and not as much fall off
needle gun with increased needle speed
a sniper rifle without the scope
and a knife that works like spy's knife, is the default melee weapon
>a knife that works like spy's knife
dont know if this would encourage people to move more or to just put their back to walls all the time
>mfw theres already a railgun mod
>mfw we will never find a server using it
melee fights are usually last reserve and never see any daylight anyways so why not put a weapon that is actually viable and interesting in melee fights?
>>145618157
yes
>>145618350
no
>>145618493
yes
>>145618597
and YOU are not me
>>145618642
and YOU ARE NOT ME
HOW DO I WIN HUMAN
>giving human attention
you're the reason tf2g is dead
>>145617848
>can 1 hit kill from the back
>interesting
man...
>>145619254
be 26dollarpic
>>145619554
its a lot more interesting than blindly swinging at an opponent hoping they don't have enough health to survive the hit
at least there is tricks and mastery to it
>>145620615
>no countin the damage you do to people
>in a fuckin quake mod
this is why no one trusts posters like you
>>145620757
in games with more than 3 people you cant possible count damage
i dont understand how spy's knife could ruin anything considering its the weakest of all weapons since its not ranged
also what the fuck does trust have to do with anything
stop memeing
>>145620615
but meele is the least interesting thing in the world
making a gimmick weapon and giving it to everyone would suck
that belongs more in medieval servers
when is the next update :e
never :m
i know right? hope the next update is coming very soon !!
>>145620996
you're truly a retard if you think that a quake like game mod isn't going to have several 1v1s
and your a bigger retard if you don't somehow understand the concept of other players dealing damage and counting that
for example
>im fighting a guy
>he gets hit by a rocket from another dude
woooooow soo hard
i want the next update so dark falkirk can be all class and i can wear it on classes that arent demoman
>>145621351
this isnt quake
this is still tf2
why wouldn't there be a dude running around with less than full health
and holy shit youre making such a big fucking deal out of melee like thats last resort my man
if youre caught off guard in a game with quake's pace you probably deserve to die anyways
TF2 Update for Never/Ever:
Gameplay:
>Class limits added to competitive
>2 for most classes
>1 for Medic
>Most unlockable weapons removed from competitive to further evaluate game balance
>All weapons will be gradually reimplemented over time
>Currently permitted weapons: All achievement weapons, Powerjack, Gloves of Running Urgently, Eviction Notice, and Crusader's Crossbow
Economy:
(Short version: Phase out weapon drops)
>Weapons no longer need to be found in order to be equipped, all weapons are now available in Normal (stock/white) quality
>All currently existing Unique (yellow) weapons available via random drop will expire in 6 months
>Modified (renamed, gifted, Uncraftable, etc.) weapons are exempt from this
>All premium players have been granted a Collector's Kit for a random drop weapon
>Drop system reworked: Weapons no longer drop, cosmetic drop rate significantly increased (obviously not to the same level at which weapons drop now)
>All future cosmetic drops are giftable, but untradable
>Non-cosmetic rare drops (Name Tags, Paint, etc.) are still tradable, but continue to drop at their original rate
>Removed all weapons from the Mann Co. Store
>Added a new crate to the Mann Co. Store containing Strange variants of all currently existing community weapons
>This crate costs $2.49 and does not require a key to unlock
>100% of the proceeds from the sales of the crate will be evenly distributed among the workshop artists for the weapons contained within
>Pricing of multiple item bundles adjusted to accomodate for the removal of weapons
>Removed the class starter pack bundles
>Existing bundles that contain weapons can still be opened to receive their unmodified contents
>Mann vs. Machine, Dueling Minigame, Secret Saxton, and Pile of Gifts now grant untradable cosmetics instead of regular weapon rewards (Mann vs. Machine rare hats remain tradable)
Thoughts?
>>145621702
it promotes hiding around corners to get cheeky kills on people
you aren't getting "caught off guard" your just getting gayed
and it wasn't in quake why add it in your gay retard mod?!?!
alright im done replying to bait for today
>>145621827
Fuck off.
>everyone hates your idea
>"wow looks like everyone posting bait 2day i hate these baiters"
lol
i know right how silly of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKzIv1CWqi8
post pottis
fuck u guys
>>145623262
why am i supposed to dislike froyo now
>>145623519
1. Because b4nny's an autist.
2. Because they're popular.
i am an autist too though so I relate
>FROYO phorofor
When did this happen?
i have no idea
If you could KILL all tf2gs irl right now including yourself would you do it?
You can't say no
Yes. Without hesitation.
post things that were made for you
>>145624221
Of course I can say no. No way I'm killing myself
>>145624589
>>145624669
thats fair
but i meant artwork
>>145624589
I have a lot but this one is my favorite.
>>145624589
>>145624883
your png looks like a jpg
I can see the artifacts and stuff
>>145621827
Meh
>>145625005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKTOHVGNbg
>>145625846
https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
>>145625873
i never said i was you, sweetie
>>145625929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVhOPiM4mk
>DR spies who go straight for the health/ammo pack
>>145627080
Spies need hit points, too!
did the creator of cp_logjam really die? thats fucking sad i loved b18 and b20
>2 scouts and 1 soldier with an offclass
I could live with this meta.
>>145627761
honestly, id love to see teams offclass more, but in a smart way
for example engi defending 2nd could be super useful if the enemy team is running kritz, or just as a surprise
ive done that a couple times on gully and badlands and got great results
why does my hitsound not work? i downloaded it and put it in tf/custom/stuff/sound/ui and it still doesnt work (only silence instead of even stock hitsound)
Why do so many comp demomen run the booties over the grenade launcher? I thought the GL was one of the best weapons in game?
>>145629175
300 hp when buffed
but id rather have pipes
>>145629493
will a demo with bootes getting pocketed by a medic survive 3 pills in the face?
booties should be banned in 6s
daily reminder
>>145629947
yes because the medic heals 22 per second so even if he held left click and hit 3 pipes in a row the demo would still have a bit of health
also sometimes headshot on medic doesnt kill, i think this is if the tick where he gets shot is exactly the same than when he gets regen, seen it a couple times
>>145630131
ez
post it
>>145629094
Hitsound is a meme and a distraction from your surroundings. It's a good thing that it doesn't work, you don't need it anyways.
>>145629175
Because they're not good enough to use a grenade launcher. If they were good, they would own their opponents by playing with stock loadout. As a simple rule, the best loadouts are always the stock ones, except for very few cases (mediguns, crossbow, Pyro's melee and some Engi stuff).
>>145630609
that is your unpopular opinion
>>145630609
i like hitsound very much
it tells me
"you hit"
AND it is proven that people react to sounds faster than visuals
eitherway, maybe if im spamming pipes or long range stickies in the middle of action i cant look at what im shooting, and having the sound really helps to tell me 1.- if one enemy or more took my damage 2.- their approximate location
>>145630609
hitsound not only tells me if I hit, but depending on the pitch it tells me if I hit a direct pipe or not
http://logs.tf/1434421?highlight=76561198061040326
is this sniper a human being
am i ameizing
https://youtu.be/gFIp3K6fNHI
Holy kek
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/File:Genji_-_You_are_only_human.ogg?embedplayer=yes
dotsy isn't cute
>>145635229
I can't believe somebody put this much effort into this and expect it to make money.
https://youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4
>>145634492
>407 hours
>plat sniper
>ridiculous logs
>profile says hes 14
alt for sure.
WHERE'S MY UPDAAAAAAAAYYYYTE????!?!!?
awoo
Sacks of putrid ass shit, where IS MY FUCKING UPDATE YOU NIIGGEEEEEERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What does it MEAN
>>145624589
How do i lobby now? I mean i not even logged.
im reining for you
/r/ing 9hp video
>>145640861
cheater lol
what is a 9hp video
Hey TF2G will you help fill out my favourite harvest server?
94.23.226.212:2055
a video with 9hp, obviously
idiot
>>145646628
who is that
what the fuck am i stupei
>>145635803
that's the funny thing, it is going to make money
in china
>>145647183
Yeah, I know....and it depresses me.
i fucking hate mei
sometimes i leave a game because the opposite team doesnt have a mei for me to kill
that's pretty autistic
d-do you like pretty autists?
>>145642825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxGVzgNWxE
>>145649023
I also hate Mei, but for other reasons.
>for other reasons
fucking say it idiot
i shouldn't even be telling you to say it why didn't you say it in your post why did you need someone to tell you to say it
>>145649797
I meant to attach an image but I forgot and I'm tired.
Anyway, because she has the worst character design in the game and she's a fatass.
I hate Roadhog as well.
oh well yes i agree with you
mei is a disgusting fatty
>>145649362
lol so thats 9 health
very very nice why isnt this listed
>>145649997
it's an exclusive underground meme
>>145650223
well thanks for letting me be part of this ebin underground meme dude
>>145650223
Post the BIG DICK one.
>>145650275
no
>>145624589
Does this count?
i was looking at old raffles i entered and why does copilot keep calling morwanneg babby sitter
who cares
its your fault for not having me as your tf2gfu idiot
>>145631001
>>145631485
Do you know that hitmarkers and pop-out dmg numbers do the same thing better and more reliably?
>>145624589
>dont watch anime
>do bad
>watch anime
>play better
um wtf dude.........
Update when?
shut the fuxk up
>>145652950tonight
>>145653087
How many times will you rewrite your comment without replying to me?
Also it's not bait.
as many times as my posts get deleted
and it's cheap bait
even the overwatch shill does it better than you
>Giving (You)s to baitposters
Post Scouts.
no don't
>>145652353
i want you to stay forever and ever because you are cute and i appreciate you
>>145654315
loadout posting killed tf2g
I get the %killername% thing with dx8 and rayshud, what do?
get a better hud
>>145656326
>dx8
>rayshud
There's no better HUD than Rays, though
>>145656326
i recommend flamehud
>>145656753
do you have anything else to say you meme spouting imbecile?
>>145656871
>not using the lastest Directx
>using custom huds
maybe he is a sad individual that desperately searches for some fun to be had, maybe you should be more loving and understanding towards him
http://www.strawpoll.me/10499359
post your HUDs
>>145657225
Rayshud is nice but i don't like the menu layout, everything feels too cluttered
>>145657225
flatlike your gf
>>145657225
>>145657225
eveHUD is simply the best. Love the class selection screen.
>>145657373
bf you mean
>>145657939
That makes me sad. I want to make you feel good.
>>145658323
Yes! Of course! You deserve to feel excellent!
>>145658652
>>145658339
>>145658720
Why?
>>145657225
i use frankenhud because i've used it for a long time and dotn want to change even tho it hasnt updated in months and is broken
>>145658768
he's an attentionwhore
>>145658852
New update never
>>145658871
yes human will never update
by update you mean mature, right?
>>145658786
You aren't worthless. To me, doubting that you deserve to feel good is proof that you are a good human being struggling to find purpose.
fuck me
[nearby noise of dick unzipping]
>>145623519
Always killing teams and has no mentor capabilities whatsoever even tho He likes to pretend
Also hes still in denial about cw carrying
>>145658776
>>145660430
What teams did he kill?
>>145656326
you are supposed to remove -dxlevel from launch options after the first launch with it
>>145651059
nah
the most reliable thing is hitsounds
>having to look at the crosshair or enemy to know if you hit
>>145659290
>>145658339
>>145658852
i opposite of opposite of hate you and your team fortress two general-fu
why are you drooling
What is the ugliest non free cosmetic in TF2?
My vote goes for Bombing Run.
>>145662669
hmmmm
id say
hmmmmm
really, anything that looks very different from the first 30 hats is ugly to me
>promotional items
>shit community designs
>>145662669
the free hats are some of the better hats
>>145659670
Palermo?
>>145663229
yephttp://palermo.blogsicilia.it/inferno-di-fuoco-a-palermo-ma-non-ci-sono-piu-autobotti/343633/
>>145663294
>http://palermo.blogsicilia.it/inferno-di-fuoco-a-palermo-ma-non-ci-sono-piu-autobotti/343633/
good luck buddy... how far is this from your home
>>145661204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
>>145663009
Of course you would think that, you fucking bum. Get a fucking job
>>145663524
same zone as there>>145659670
but on other side of the road. im at my home with everything closed.
i
>>145659670
i hope your house burns down bond/indexer/freddy
>>145663882
thats an awful thing to say :l
>>145663781
>i
did he die
https://www.strawpoll.me/10500105
>>145663882
this board is for 18+
>>145663882
even if i die it dosen't change the fact thatyou waifu is shit
tfw no update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3xCifQ290
>>145663009
>>145662805
Can we get opinions from non hipsters please and people that understand the difference between plural and singular?
>>145665875
i am not a hipster
a lot of the free hats are solid if you ignore the stigma against them
i also consider the spine skulls and juju free cosmetics because they were free for years
>>145665875
i can't think of a hat worse than the bombing run the moment so i agree with you
at the moment*
i hate myslef
>>145666262
I LOVE MYSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNzq5Nl-dE
What's your skill level? http://www.strawpoll.me/10500566
>>145667506
this video is not available
but yeah i was thinking of that too
>>145667623
what are the differences between the last two?
>>145667769
second to last means you are in a comfortable zone were you fight mostly people under your skill level
last means you have a desire to improve even if you get demolished while trying
>>145668113
>scriming teams worse than you
what's the point? that can't even possibly be true either because the other team that consistently scrims wouldn't be scrimming people consistently worse than them. What does the last one imply too? Like mgeing invite players or some shit? Don't tell me pugging or I'll have a fit
update from >>145659670
there no more fire on the side of the mountain where i am , the air is now respirable and the temperature got down by 14°C.
pic related
nobody cares
>>145668259
good lord man, italian BBQ gets out of hand fast
im glad you didnt dieded
who will win dreamhack summer (sweden)?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10500009
>>145668731
nameless is shit without kaidus leadership :(
http://tf2r.com/krh73v9.html
>>145664679
MGE ME RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CUNT I WILL DESTROY YOU OMG NOW YOU FUCKED UP DAMN GAME OVER SON GET READY TO DIE
this kid is pissed etc
you stupid bitch. you stupid fucking bitch. i cant believe how dumb you are. jesus christ i
jesus christ i what
cant
>>145667623
I pubstomp everyday but can't play decently in lobby. Also on non-valve server my fps drops from 60 to like 20.
>>145605935
they need to give it something other than just teleportation to stop people from swapping right away from it.
>>145671147
>fps drops from 60 to 20
>on non-valve servers
thats wiiiiiiiiierd
>>145621351
>your a bigger retard
http://www.strawpoll.me/10501071
>>145671995
>he
:x
>>145671587
I know but 50% cut is too much.
>>145671995
Because he has a dynamic IP.
This leaves him free to evade bans and use /vg/ as his stream of consciousness diary all day every day, contributing absolutely zero to society.
Trannies, ladies and gentlemen. Mentally ill attention whores.
>>145671995
my theory is that he sucks some mod's cock
also stop putting captchas in your shitty polls
>>145672931
evading bans doesn't explain his posts not being deleted you dumb fuck
>>145672425
maybe the custom servers you tried have custom models or particles that make it run worse for you? you can dissable certain types of downloads in your Options > Multiplayer
eitherway, if 60 fps is all you normally get maybe you should consider upgrading your computer
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardcore_hightower
>2009 laptop that used to run TF2 flawlessly
>try it today
>40-70 fps with fps config, no hats mod and 1024x768 resolution
>drops to <10 fps when the payload explodes
OPTIMIZATION
P L E A S E
>>145673075
Because if they can't ban him then they most certainly can't be bothered deleting his incessant blogposts 24/7, you gross, inane shitstain on the face of the Earth. Janitors often have multiple boards to monitor. Try thinking before you post.
>>145673161
Nah men.
24/24 volvopub - 50-70 fps
6's lobby on tf2center - 25 fps
> if 60 fps is all you normally get maybe you should consider upgrading your computer
I don't need LE 300 FPS MUH 144HZ since my monitor 60hz but probably i shouldnt play with highest settings.
>>145673537
i get it really badly on Borneo for some reason. freezeups every 30-40 seconds. Which sucks, because I don't mind Borneo
>>145671703
>your
>>145673614
If you have cl_cmdrate 66 you should have over 66 fps
if you get less than 50 fps you should set cl_cmdrate to 33 or something
also if you have 2 or 3 times more FPS than refresh rate your graphics card will "feed" frames to your monitor faster
145673572
oh ok you were just baiting
i should've noticed t b h
>>145673987
It's 2hard4me.
>>145674168
its simple
cmdrate is like FPS, but instead of 66 frames, its 66 "actions" you send to the server
so for sub-par internet connections or framerates it should be reduced to have a better experience
>find nice group of lads to play comp
>no longer have a reason to shitpost
it s all clear now. yall are here destroying this board specially the le no replying guy because you are all shitstains just lime i was before. too bad you will all be miserable till ur death bed and i will have fun with this lads while u shit post. i hope le no replying guy dies first tho
Welp i guess it's worse then i thought.
this kid is PISSED
just how new are you buddy
>want play comp
>can play decently only on medic
>>145605095
is the luck shot a misc?
can i equip it over armored authority?
>>145675641
nope.
it used to be but they change it back for somereason
>>145675731
dicks, thanks anon
>>145675558
medic is a fun class
as long as you dont have dick teammates
i mean sometimes they call you out for mistakes
but other times its completely injustified
>>145675528
who are you talkin too
>>145675816
I mean it's just gay. Only girls or unskilled fags mains medic.
>>145675558
>>145675986
>>can play decently only on medic
>Only girls or unskilled fags mains medic.
>>145676212
What are you trying to say?
Im saying that playing the med is my only chance to stop playing with gibus spies and snipers on pubs and maybe get a team. And this is sad.
What are my chances at selling this before the next geological era?
>>145676582
what's the sheen and eye effect?
>>145676582
i mean
in the past week only 5 pan fabs sold
you might also make a little bit of money if you turn it into a kit and sell that, but i didnt actually crunch the market tax numbers
>>145676748
hot rod singularity
>>145675986
why would you say that
medic is actually pretty cool and has the pressure of the whole team on him
the mechanics can take months to master, let alone the gamesense and positioning
tf2g discounts
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1476303
any craft hat tier stuff ill swap for other craft hats because i dont wanna destroy tf2g crafts
i am also selling a fuck ton of garbage on market
>be medic on 6v6
>a player starts calling me his bitch
>get turned on
>>145677090
this desu, >>145675986, don't be stupid. med's skill floor might be low but its skill ceiling is high- being the maincaller, surfing explosions, landing crossbow bolts, counting enemy Uber in your head, avoiding everyone in the game targeting you first and foremost
saying that medic is for girls and unskilled fags is like saying that soldier is ez and you just need to shoot feet or scout is ez and you just need to mash A/D while clicking
he's calling you a fag
>>145677090you sound like girl or unskilled fag.
Blah blah your right yea, med is very important for team and all that stuff. But anyway it's a lot easier than playing class that actually shoot people. There are not a lot of medics not because it's too hard. Because it's boring. You just running to the people and press m1 and trying to avoid damage.inb4 muh positioning
https://www.strawpoll.me/10501692
>>145677324
im glad annoying fags like you won't breed
>>145650937
i care thats why i asked
i dont want to miss out on the insider memes
>>145677489
>being the maincaller
wrong, and if your medic is the main caller, then you are gonna fuck up some pushes due to him always being in the back
>surfing explosions
not hard and every class has to do this.
>landing crossbow bolts
this is the only "hard" part of medic, making you actually aim with an incredibly fast projectile. Guess what, every other class does that the entire game
>counting enemy uber in your head
the medic only does this because he basically has nothing else to do, anyone can do it
>avoiding everyone in the game targeting you first and foremost
so the class has a lot of pressure involved with it. That's about it.
>saying that medic is for girls and unskilled fags
That's why it's always the class girls and trannies cling too, right?
>>145677561
>hurhur u just heal ppl is very easy
>>145677849
Actually it is.
>>145677324
what class was he playing
did you erp afterwards
>>145678016
n-n-no
he was soldier...
>>145677849
Yeah, pretty much. Every "hard" part of the class is something every class has to deal with, the only thing being different is that there is more pressure.
>>145677938
>you just click on people just like everyother class
>except they are your teammates
>>145678447
and you only have to click on them once
>>145678447
Sounds boring for me.
Hardest Classes in Silver 6v6/HL Level +
>Pipe Demo
>Engineer
>Heavy
>Medic
everything else is EzPz
lmao
reminder
>>145679713
whats the point of steam friend tags
>>145680519
You mean nicknames?
>>145680562
yes
>>145680639
I use it to keep track of those people who change their display name/image all the time.
>>145679713
big gun used to be a straight upgrade
i still dont think its that bad
>Last "Big" Update: Dec 17, 2015 (7 months ago tomorrow)
>Last "big" blog post: Feb 15, 2016 (4 months ago yesterday, it was to alert users that the December update was 50% off)
Has there ever been a game more dead than this?
Overwatch is better
>>145681446
>Last "Big" Update: Aug 15, 2012
fixed
>>145681446
the 2 or 3 guys still working on TF2 are working on a "big" update "soon" to be released
>>145666101
Sorry for quoting you, I actually wanted to quote the guy that said the first 30 cosmetics were the only good ones.
Free cosmetics are pretty good, I just wanted to avoid people just listing something like Mercenary
>valve doesn't care about tf2
>janitors don't care about tf2g
>i don't care about most of you
it's genetic
but who are you
dotsy isn't cute
>>145684187
shut up 26dollar
who
Dotsy is cute! Cute!
>>145684632
shut up human
dotsy is not cute
>barkley is this dumb
Who?
Im cute, guess my name?
>>145684781
shut up viva
notsy
cute
Am I cute?
kinda
>>145681446
There's Battleborn.
>>145680519
Keeping tabs on people who constantly change their name, avoiding that scam where someone changes their profile to mimic your friend, keeping notes like birthdays
why is dotsy suddenly such a big discussion topic in the last 3 days
the drama happened long ago
i really liked this post so i am reposting it
>walls made up from ironic humor
>poop everywhere
>videogames keeps handing out registration forms to everyone
>videogames also keeps hanging up terrible charts all over the fridge sorting food
>videogames also has 9 underage girls chained in his closet
>shuckle keeps putting on gay porn in the living room
>viva complaining about everyone and telling them to do their own laundry
>human and 26dollar share the same room even though they have separate rooms
>drawings never fixs his terrible woodshop creations
>saturn occasionally shows everyone pictures of squished ants
>sol asking everyone to fight him in the sumo arena
>barkley lives off of hand-me-downs from fellow residents
>sops and dotsy keep talking about each other in third person over the megaphone
>xoinxang is a nurse that specializes in bruised fingertips from all the clicking
>copilot keeps sending everyone invites to movie nights but only a couple of people show up ever
>half lefts room is upside down
>ryuke hangs his clothes in the hallways
>freddy is crippled and everyone laughs at him
>gasol is one of the longest running residents but lives in the basement instead of the penthouse,"only ironically" he says
>max drags his waifu pillow everywhere
>vibri soaks his hand-me-downs in cyanide and nobody likes him
>all everyone eats is ramen because nobody knows how to cook properly
>everyone is catholic and worships pottis
>ambient music playing constantly by the s4s producer
seems like fun
lets fund it
if you didn't make it to the list of funny jokes that means that i can't think of anything funny relating to you
>>145685532
i can cook btw
Some guy is really obsessed with him, that's all.
i wish i had someone who was obsessed with me
you aren't cute
i know
>>145685532
I miss Silverhammer
she kept the place lively and none too gay
>She
>>145686261
Yeah but how about that Troy? Where my boy Troy at?
i miss geel
she was the best tf2g
geel isn't cute
>she
uh
geel is the cutest tf2g and i will PROTECT her
>mfw discovering the Wrap Assassin and Cleaver bleed effects stack on the same person
I have been fucking around with light and medium classes heads all fucking day with this shit. and because of travel time and weapon switching the dots dont stack up, but alternate and they constantly lose 4hp every quarter second or some shit
I got my hippie hair cut
Soldier would be proud
>>145685753
what would you like to be when i repost this later
something only you do or are known for doing
>>145686261
who
>>145686592
who
>>145688265
lolidunno
>>145685532
do we NOT have a chauffer what kind of terrible mansion is this
>>145688559
just report the posts you autistic faggot
>>145689206
I don't even know what this retarded chatroom is I just wanted you to see that some guy is assblasted about it
hey boys ask me competitive 6 versus 6 related questions and i will fill you full of great knowledge and indepth analysis
i have a great wealth of experience and knowledge on multiple 6 versus 6 classes and at many divisions
>>145690154
how many players are in a game?
>>145605095
i got a searing plasma dread knot for 10 keys from a random dude on a trade server.
did i do it?
>>145690408
6+6 is 12
two teams of 6 do battle
each team consists of 2 scouts, 2 soldier, a medic and a demoman
2+2+1+1=6, which when multiplied by 2 equals 12
>>145690154
when do you run the classic
>>145690793
when the need to meme is supreme
the classic is worse than the stock sniper rifle
but if you play to the classics strengths (holding a certain angle for a long time, only going for fully charged bodyshots on guys who are jumping) you can probably get some mileage out of it and make people angry
>>145690154
How do you feel about a 'pocket' scout that stays close to the combo while both soldiers roam?
>>145690693
>dread knot
>selling keys right before a summer sale
sorry for you're loss
>>145691119
thanks video games
the classic has potential to be the ultimate sniper rifle for good snipers
but valve fuckered up
>>145691119
pocket scout is becoming more and more defined in high level play
revolutionizing the pocket scout role is partially what made the original froyotech lineup so groundbreaking and dominant
nowadays if you look in invite and intermediate you'll see that every team has a scout playing high ground and heals, protecting his medic during transitions and properly collecting the frags set up by his pocket and demo
honestly now the biggest problem is that most pockets at lower levels have absolutely no idea how to actually play loose and make space instead of being 300 hp damage sponging waddle around heal-vacuum monsters
the dread knot has the potential to be the ultimate heavy misc but valve fuckered up
>>145691492
How do you feel about the second soldier offclassing instead of the scout offclassing? I'm pretty sure Ronin tried it last night, but it didn't work out too well for them.
team fortress two has the potential to be the ultimate class-based shooter
but valve fuckered up
>>145690154
What's the most fun 6v6 map in your opinion?
>>145691797
entirely map and point specific
on snakewater last its more common to have a scout play engie or snipe because the ease of access to respawn, the size of the point and reliance on highground to properly defend the physical last point
it also depends greatly on what your players are comfortable with playing, for instance if your best sniper is your roamer or only one player is comfortable on pyro or knows the engie spot etc
http://tf2r.com/k8z8d5y.html
>>145690154
can i have a team of 6 pyros
>>145692082
my personal favorite map is viaduct because at high levels i feel like it focuses a lot on a teams ability to adapt on the fly, fight and move as a unit, and use interesting strategies
i understand that viaduct has some flaws but for me personally, every time i play viaduct with my team i get really into it and have a great time.
although that might just be because of the rarity of viaduct games; im sure if i was playing it every other pug or scrim like i played process or snake it would lose some of its charm
>>145692303
no there are class limits silly
>>145692798
can i have a team of a pyro, a heavy, an engie, a sniper, a spy, and a scout that only uses the stock bat?
>>145693147
sure can bud
have fun
>>145693359
thanks!!!!!#!!!!!!!!!
btw what do i do to play in invite
>>145693461
suck my dick i have connections with valve and steamrep
>>145693461
gotta be invited like the freemasons or most weddings
>>145693573
ok
>>145693643
that guy can invite me right
>i will fill you full of great knowledge and indepth analysis
>doesn't answer a simple question
i bet he doesn't even play tf2
cheap australliums is a good thing my dude
HOW TO FIX THE SPY:Disguised spies no longer have unit collision
>>145698468
No.
>>145698468
Absolutely not
Just buff all watches
im going to sleep
hug me
kiss me good night
tell me a sniper story
>>145700868
boom. headshot
>>145698468
I like how things are right now. Invisible spies would have it too easy with your change. It'd be a buff and a strong one at that.
where is my hug
>>145702245
What mercenary would you hug?
>>145702806
that's nice dotsy
>>145702806
t. Gasol
>>145702934
sniper
>>145703245
I would also hug the Sniper.
I'm glad we could have this discussion.
ded
Is it even worth trying to keep this shitpile alive?
>>145700868
What's a "sniper story"?
>>145708723
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav?t=20100625224604
>>145709290
God his voice does things to me.
you people are fucking sick
the trash thread got deleted lol
RIP
tagg's new video is cool
wth i go to sleep and my thread 404s why
No one posted in it. Also, Tagg is a cool dude.
>>>/trash/3509726
i made another anyways
tagg sucks at doom
he is pretty good at that other videogame though
I wish I was good at video games.
practice
buy cheats
Cheating is bad, though! And I do practice, I just don't feel like practicing today.
then shut the fuck up baddie
We're all friends here
Oh, so this is still relevant but not Battleborn???
>>145717456
Alright, how is battleborn relevant?
I thought so.
I don't think I've ever seen the thread this dead. Where is everyone?
god fucking damnit i am pissed that nintendo ruined paper mario again
ok
For the first time in 5 years, I didn't even bother with E3. It's just disappointment after disappointment, so why should I care?
i want to talk about this game but everything has heen discussed so many times over and over and over its pretty much pointless
i cant find a single topic that would make an interesting discussion
>>145721476
Spamming the thread with shitty charts is not discussion.
>>145721438
I didn't either, that's why i didn't find out until today that nintendo had molested PM harder than i thought it did with the original trailer. Shitter star was bad but at least it had somewhat unique boss fights, now they're just going to throw in the koopalings as placeholders with different gimmicks because they're too lazy to come up with original characters
>>145721438
For me has been a while now
>>145721582
why is he driving a car
he's trying to kill geel
>>145723148
Dogs can't drive cars.
thats absolute fucking bullshit
1-5 - watch team fortress two videos
6-9 - sleep
0 - kill myself
>>145723367
Looks like it was set up to make it look that way. You can't fool me.
who's your
this has got to be bait
you can clearly see the dog driving the fucking car
retard
do you love me
i am not 26
>>145723902
this
why would someone set up a fake picture for no reason??
you're just paranoid as fuck dude
go see a psychologist or something
i amshy :x
>shy
literally who
literally everyone
>>145724118
There's clearly another person actually driving in the picture
except he's not driving??? he's just sitting there
whatever, i'm done replying to cheap bait
i would like to buy this human
that would be 26 bucks
i cringe irl @ people who give attention to human because they fall for the "cute" internet persona
i fell for human
uwu
i cringe irl at people who say they cringe irl
how long is shitposting gonna go for
literally the only reason for not liking the word cringe is being cringe-worthy
Please post cute Team Fortress 2 images.
>>145726979
fujoshi shit
>>145727060
>giving (You)s to someone you don't like
Unless you're going to post something entertaining, why even bother?
>>145727148
I guess it's cute, but Pyro isn't a girl.
that's a pretty cute picture
>>145727295
why do you still come here if you don't play the game
this is a COOL picture
no it isn't
>>145727384
I still love TF2, so I come here to see the discussion and news and news.
You shouldn't worry about the identity behind a post unless it's important.
>>145727547
Chaotic neutral.
>>145727626
>constantly forces his identify
>pretends its not intentional and he's just being a good poster
god you are pathetic
im humping my bed thinking about fucking humans little body
that's hot as fuck
>>145727823
If I thought I was a good poster I wouldn't post about sexualizing the mercenaries.
I don't always attach a TF2 image to my posts.
>>145728104
fuck off
>>145728104
fuck on
buying friends for 1 key each send me a trade offer
If you could see one of these groups of posters post more often, which would it be?You can't pick 'neither' but 'both' is an option.
>>145729280
B
that's not even a question
>>145729280
Thread b. They're all great people.
My 2016 tf2g suicide wishlist v4.0
human
26dollar
kirkirip
dotsy
flip
aida
magic max
shuckle
feathers
vibri
>>145729280
B, no contest.
>>145729280
Why is Red in A? He barely even posts. The shark degenerate doesn't even go here anymore. Neither does yucky
Why am I even there? It's clearly a degenerate heavy side where I don't belong. Put me in Thread C
>>145729392
NEET, weeaboo, and a pedophile
Weeaboo and autist extraordinaire
Furry and rapist
Weeaboo and NEET
Don't know who that is
Extreme weeaboo
Gayposting
Shit memer
How is any of that great?
>>145729758
how are you so obsessed over someone you don't even know
pinto is the best tf2g/fragger/memer
Bashed Velveeta is ok but with his squad he's a fag but he is not on my list
I am suicide wishlist maker and I approve this message
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardcore_hightower
My server is less than a few months old but I feel sad whenever it shows no players on.
>>145729280
dotsy and aida don't post
I am the best person in pvp
page 10
>>145734221
That shit is fake, dude. Come on. Post some genuine shit
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198143767499
This guy messaged me who is he?
>>145729280
Dotsy belongs in A
>>145734684
he's in a you retard
dotsy is scum he's always so racist, he called me a n****r in steam chat
>he
:x
>>145729280
>black pixels in the corner of every avatar except for humans
i wonder who was behind this post
>>145734861
all of the IRC is racist
why are they so racist
>>145730284
Dotsy does post
once I went on IRC and dotsy was talking about lynching negros from trees so I left.
>>145734460
>>145734460
who cares at least someone messages you
what did he say
>>145734942
irc thread representative here, its because we hate niggers, spics, chinks, gooks, nips, sandniggers, curryniggers, abbos, injuns and eskimos.
>>145735015
we all have big penises
The IRC dominates this thread
>>145735446
that sounds pretty funny
dotsy used to spam lolis in irc telling me of dirty things he and 26dollar would do to them
>>145735446
Dosty is one of the most degenerate in the whole IRC.
>>145735572
Until you realize he's actually looking for stuff to jerk off to.
>>145735580
no i did not
no tripfag is good
Except me, clearly
>>145735446
why is human calling anyone a degenerate
>>145729280
where is the option to KILL them all in front of their families? and then KILL their families for A) creating these fuck ups and B) raising these fuck ups
>>145735848
you hate dotsy?
>>145735630
xionxang is more degenerate, he is a scaly and wants to fuck a dragon
videogames is a lolicon
magicmax is into fatties and futa
qnqnx hides something
>>145735975
Hi Dotsy.
>>145736000
why did you make this post then? >>145734726
>>145735975
am i a degenerate if i'm deeply ashamed of my fetishes
>>145736028
wasn't me, i don't talk about xionxang anymore
besides everyone already knows all that stuff, well i can't speak for qnqnx idk why you think that
i hate circlejerks
mostly because i'm not part of them
>human calling anyone a degenerate/pervert
>>145736328
its just 26dollar and friends trying to make dotsy look bad when he clearly doesn't care what people think of him or else he wouldn't sperg out once a week
i think someone is tsundere for dotsy
human showed me his boy pussi and it was ok
post ot
me when i saw human pussi
human can write elaborate sentences?
that's not cute
stop
when he gets angry about something he forgets that he has to act cute to be liked
shut up and post your boipucci you slut
vcs sao tudo bixas
:o
I hate this general why can't you guys be normal
>>145736893
we can talk about tf2 and why some weapons are for tiny babies who don't know how to play the game.
>>145736893
But Anonymous, I am normal
>>145736893
Because it's all memers who never have anything actually interesting to say.
>>145735915
>145735915
>>145735915
>>145735915
THIS
What is a viable solution to the soul/corporeal form separation issue of reanimation?
human you are a slut, you were made for men to use your delicate body to dump their cum on, your asshole is like a faucet for hot semen
*blasts on your face while the whole thread cums all over your little body*
>mfw I started a 15 man argument in a discord
>>145737451
Hi Dotsy.
>>145737559
retard
>>145737526
why would that be me i dont care about human and friends
dotsy and human compete for the attention of tf2g's dicks, that's why they can't be friends
we should force them to cumswap our combined loads
>>145738615
no thank you i am not a slut
>>145675558
>>Newbie Mixes
>>Pick a class, DM for an hour a day
*pushes your back down and slaps your ass*
shut up bitch
tfw xionxang doesnt care
just a quick reminder that i would not hesitate one SINGLE moment to kill any of you IRL if you were locked in the same room with me
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Heavy_cloakedspyidentify03.wav?t=20110320051751
All things considered — heavy would be the last thing I choose as a disguise. I typically pick demo man, then pyro, then sniper as spy disguises.
>>145615343
fuck, who is this? i swear to god I know that icon
>>145739491
did you actually shop this?? why didn't you just edit the subtitle file
>>145739729
It's not even about the walking speed.
Heavy spends half his time revved up or firing, it just can't be convincing walking around like an idiot.
MAYBE that one time you can walk around with a sandvich and trick the enemy medic with low HP to walk towards you
>>145740873
>>145741080
you mean 4chan.org
>>145741080
Should have used "stroke" instead of "drop shadow" with distance set to 0
>>145740906
The walk speed is everything! I need to be able to walk quickly to catch up to targets and heavy is just too slow to cut it.
I'm enlisting in the Army next week
Kek enjoy masturbating to traps and furry shit playing tf2 forever.
>>145741331
Yes, but sometimes you can make do without it, like when people are pushing the cart or holding down a koth point.
As someone who played tons of YER spy i assure you it's not fun, but it's possible to get a stab.
>>145741426
Good Luck Soldier
>>145741562
>>145741426
You talking about it like it something good.
>>145741534
My dream would be to run only the YER. I envy you.
>>145741745
Compared to playing this old game and gay posting on 4chan in your mother's basement?
>>145740674
are we posting these now
>>145740873
>>145740873
what did she do to you
>>145741837
Still better than army. Atleast i am doing whatever the fuck i want.
>>145742020
Being a weeboo NEET? top lek
>>145742135
Top kek gov slave implying that it's worse. Holy shit, what kind of working class trash are sitting here novadays.
>>145742338
Well I gotta go. Time for PT, then to the rifle range. see ya later fat ass
>>145742428
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b0/Heavy_laughterbig02.wav?t=20110219194115
why are you pretending to be tough on fucking /vg/ of all places
fuck off you retard
>>145742000
human? she was cute and made me melt like butter i will get her for that
>>145742923
it says dotsy in the post mate
>she
Seriously dudes you are shitposting there for YEARS. Do you still think this is funny or you are really retarded like it seems? WHATS THE POINT OF THIS?
WE ARE IN THE BEAM
>>145742997
but human posted the file
so how was i supposed to know whom you are talking about
dotsy is just a quick dirty fuck on the side, human is worth protecting
>>145742810
I mean 99% of tf2g would never make it through any armed force training so.......
t. I'm a fatass
>>145743131
I'm skinny as a twig but I would never fucking make it through a day of boot camp, I may as well be 300 pounds I'm that out of shape.
>>145743078
>dotsy is just a quick dirty fuck on the side
dotsy is a fucking prude lmao, he wouldn't send anyone pics
>>145743131
>Implying tf2g would make it past the mental screening
>>145743445
usually dont have a problem with them but people like bbb/blahblahblah make them all look bad
>hurr hurr 4channers are all unstable psychopaths xD
lmao
the only reason im here is because literally every other website makes me sick
at least i know the people here are being ironic most of the time
i bet at least 3/4 of the people here wouldn't be terrible irl
does anyone want to be my firend
i dont have freidns
>>145743538
By that logic there's nothing wrong with bronies just because a couple are autistic
What's the point? Just like bronies, all furries must be killed
>>145743727
> he doesn't know how to reply to a post
Hello summer newfag
>>145743959
>cant vote both
One job
>>145743743
we are all friends here
except that vista guy, nobody likes him
>>145744850
It is in some parts of Brazil and Canada.
>>145744889
well i disagree with his disagreement, furries are the fucking worst
>>145744954
06:13 - 4444444444444444444: thats your opinion and i respect that
?
i dont understand this comment
>>145741806
>only the YER
Oh god please no, Stock or Kunai for me, i only managed to run the YER in a lobby once and it worked fine (aka triple backstab) literally once.
It works decently maybe on a pub or two and it requires the enemy to be even more braindead than the average.
I'm on a different computer and don't have the image I normally post but
EVICTION NOTICE > GRU
>>145739729
Demo has a walk speed penalty, and if you're not lobbing shit down a hallway it's immediately suspect. I don't really like sniper either because they're usually in the back instead of wandering around. My favorite disguise is spy just because a friendly spy doesn't look out of place in enemy territory and he's supposed to be acting like a spy. Disguises shouldn't actually be relied on for stealth, but they're good for giving enemies who see you that aren't in your immediate vicinity. If someone sees a guy on the other team wandering around they'll go after them, but chances are if you're far away they might take a few pot shots at you if you look out of place but 9 times out of 10 they won't actively hunt you down. Spy looks the least suspicious at a glance and for that reason it's my favorite disguise.
>>145745270
I was having fun with e YER until I needed to take out a sentry for the team.
>>145745436
>My favorite disguise is spy just because a friendly spy doesn't look out of place in enemy territory
Personally, i think the top 3 retarded disguises are:
1) Pyro
2) Spy
3) Scout
>>145745436
really? i usually spycheck friendly spies more often than anyone else
why would a spy from my team be on my side of the map? shouldn't he be causing havoc on the other side?
they also have masks on them 90% of the time so it immediately triggers my spy senses
why don't you ask it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPOBh_tp7pU
>>145746018
Spy disguised as the other team's spy will be wearing that team's spy mask.
>>145739729
>not disguising as medic
People will literally turn their backs for you if they think you're a med
>>145747021
>Medic running around with anything other than the medigun shoved up someone's ass
An even more transparent disguise than the scout. Also, medic is the second fastest class in the game.
>>145746763
what the fuck
>>145747262
>he doesn't know how to change weapons as spy
Just had someone ask "how do i change my charaecter" [sic] on an expert mvm mission
>>145747262
are you implying scout is the fastest
>>145745331
I'm starting to run EN + chocolate and i must say i find it better than the sandvich.
Killing people with the EN is also much more humiliating because you have to hit them 5+ times to do it
>>145747759
>scout
>fastest
i have started running australlium minigun and GRU and i have to say its very satisfying to murder everything in front of me and around me while having 200 medics on me at all times.
i love my tf2gfu!
>tfw nobody's tf2gfu
>tfw human will never love you
>tfw will never post id because crippling autism
>>145753198
>wanting humans love
buddy, listen, human is disgusting
Post nametags that actually good but overused so god damn times so the only feel they give is disgust.
I'll start:
'Plan B' for Shotgun
'Guadian Angel' for Medigun
did human get banned
lmao
i cant say
>>145753589
why?
>>145754541
because he is disgusting mate
>>145750702
"Running"
>>145754742
but i want to CUM inside human
>>145754896
you know that hes probably a 40yo fatass right
>>145753961
Rocket launcher named DINDU DESTROYER
>>145753961
benis gun on rocket launcher
ive seen like 3 tf2gs with it
>>145685532
i don't understand the second videogames one
saturn
copilot
freddy
but good job with gasol i like it
>>145755926
Saturn one is pubstomps
Copilot one is pub IPs
No idea what the Freddy one is.
God damnit /v/ is such an awful fucking board
I'll take autism and offtopics over ebin bait threads and obnoxious shilling and false flagging
>>145755926
i think the freddy one is supposed to be about his english
does anyone have the screenshot that copilot took(i think) with freddy trying to say something about the golden pan drop?
>>145685532
>Me and Lilly fuck all night and are extra loud while everyone else is trying to sleep
>>145758652
>///<
>>145758552
>>145755926
bideogames one is supposed to be about the charts i think
>that awkward moment when teambalanced while you pubstomp and there's another pubstomper in your team you have been friendly with through voice commands
>>145758652
who are you
maybe we can get two birds with one stone and throw both you and videgames in jail
xhe is 17
>accidentally press support on steam mobile
>it crashes
How ironic.
am i 17
>>145759694
You must have a shit phone, then. It's just fine for me
>>145759749
why are you asking us
you should know this
>>145760178
oh
you are right
>>145759803
Your font is so different from mine
Sony phone? Also how can you possibly take screenshots IN A PHONE?
there are literally 16 slots of soapdm for the whole of europe
i just wanna getok__
>>145760320
It's some font found in the Personalize settings
HTC One M9. Hold the Power button + Volume down
>>145760320
i hope you're kidding
When is the tf2g mass suicide
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
>>145760561
Thabks
>>145760621
Why do u think im kidding
>>145760528
>ok__
Boot up quake live brotha
In all seriousness,supposedly all women everywhere die overnight,which tf2g would you go gay for?
Would you rather be the man or the woman in the relationship?
Mods pls do not delete I'm kinda interested in knowing.
>>145761083
None. I'll just have to beat off for the rest of my life
>>145759568
Damn I take that back then
>1 year later tf2g sitcom 2017
>Me and Lilly fuck all night and are extra loud while everyone else is trying to sleep
"Oh man Anon and Lilly are at it again"
>Laugh track
>Cut to silhouette of me boning her and you can see me wearing a soldier helmet
>>145761157
I knew there would be a dumb fucking answer like this,new rule:you have to select someone.
what do you mean tf2g already is a gay club
>>145761227
How's that dumb? Too late, you shoulda said that rule from the start. I get to keep my answer throughout
ps id fuck both 26d and h while they fuck each other
>>145761227
new rule: stop caring about that retard
>>145761083
i would probably go for a euro
id love to have a man with bad english
This thread made me autistuc XD :D
>>145761637
shut up faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iMYHwYp7Zj
>>145760932
i dont own it and i dont want to give bethesda any more money
>>145741426
>enlisting
>ENLISTING
>ARMY
HAHAHHAHHGAGAGAGGHAHBHhhHHHhHHHHHhHHHAaaa
what kind of fucking moron are youband what kind of sad and unfulfilling life have u lived so far? u are the laughin stock of the armes forces u glorified grunt and murderer. at least u could have made the smart move to go airforce and live the easy life. but instead u go le hard way to le kill muslimes XD. hahHha u are sadder then le no rwplying guy. good luck not ever meeting a girl who isnt trashy and whore. Good luck not gettin accused for rape just for makinh a bad joke. you have lost.
t. separated chair force vet bow enjoyin free college monez
>Fighting for a country run by Trump or Clinton
Lmao
>>145762907
What the FUCK did you just say about me you little bitch ect ect
>>145741426
>im too dumb for college: the post
lol
coulda just said so
>>145762998
> not wanting to be a trump space marine
Build the wall paco taco
>>145763114
Enjoy the 90K debt the rest of your life and working at McDonald's
>>145762998
>implyin i did any fighting
kek i was a youtube expert and i dont care about that shit
but hey u are a retard that bags groceries. don think u ll ever understand about doin sacrifices and makik good decisions
I just want to pollinate Lilly the flower queen so bad
>>145763161
>being too dumb for a good major that will get you a well paying job straight iut of college
LOL
>>145763248
>Implying tf2g is doing anything with their lives
KEKARONI AND CHEESE
>>145763161
> not pretending to give a fuck for 3 years for free college money
> imolying the smart ones get indebted in college
top kek thats why i hate berniefags who ask for free college. bunch of gibsmedats
>well paying job
>straight out of college
what kind of magical place do you live in?
>>145763248
>he doesnt know how college works
hows mcdonalds pal
>>145763292
>imblygin everyone here is a big fucking loser like you
LOOL
>>145763328
a proper first world country
>>145763292
>if i am a loser everyone is also a loser
retard
>>145763431
>Europoor thinks he is first world while behading happen outside and think that if they kill their enemies they loss
heh
>>145763431
>proper first world country
sorry i thought you were american like me
>Europeans bragging about their socialist society
>"""free college"""
>pays 60% in taxes
HAHAHAHHAHHA
>stubs
What stupid thing did he say now
>>145763539
>that entire reply
enjoying india jamal?
>>145763571
>having any sort of pride for being an american
try harder
>>145763635
Exchange students from europe are the fuckin worst. socialist pieces of shit.so long for the old world. just filled with pussies slavs and chavs and gipsies and muslims
>>145763753
>europoor he is worth more than an american nigger or illegal mexican
heheheh
sorry we forgot to give ur daily american semen slave
DEATH TO MUSLIMS
DEATH TO JEWS
DEATH TO NIGGERS
DEATH TO ALL LGBT FAGGOTS
>>145763635
what do you mean
>>145764026
Nothing is free you cuckold
>not being a minority
lmao
im gonna enjoy the next 50 years heheh
Wait doesn't Finland force people to do military service? When is Hunan leaving
>>145764557
Not if they are medically disqualified
>>145764557
when she turns 18
>>145764607
MODS
how does the american school system manage to brainwash so many people into thinking their country is great ?
>>145764557
>Women are not liable for military service, but can apply to volunteer for military service.
t. wikipedia
>>145764757
>not being nationalistic
You're the reason Europe will be under sharia law soon
>>145764787
> Hunan
>she
>>145764969
what do you mean??
>>145764969
>file name
Kek
>we haven't discussed tf2 in over 100 posts
Post LOADOUTS
>>145765298
some people said this was good
>>>/qa/563292
I PRAY FOR IT
>>145765708
Wouldn't dynamic id's fix that?
I don't know a lot about computers sorry.
>>145761083
>In all seriousness,supposedly all women everywhere die overnight,which tf2g would you go gay for?
Please, no time for that when we can finally settle once and for all what being a woman entails and see who actually dies.
anyone know any good EU servers? GHQ seems dead these days
valve servers are good late at night, but at this time it's a support class carnival
>tf2g
>>145765079
>anon-kun
Gosh it's sounds so retarded and gay. Ew.
>>145753961
>With love from France
>The French connection
I hate idiots
Can we post until 750
Dump tf2
>>145755541
My RL is named napoleon blownapart.
Is it a good name?
>>145766771
also
>Knife to see you
>Kurt Cobains microphone
>>145767109
Can i AXE you a question
>>145767278
New
>>145767340
early
shit op
no
>>145767340
shit op
>>145767340
DELET THIS
What was it?
>>145768362
picture of viva fucking a flesh light
hot desu
if humans evolved from apes then why do people still play pyro?
post best badges
>>145761083
I'd go gay for an EU too.
thread meme count: 10
>>145768679
The one and only