/twg/ - Total War General

>>145589571
Dorfs are best

What are some /twg/ approved Warhammer TOTAL WAR mods

I know we all love Radious and No Aggressive Agents but I'm looking for some other quality mods

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Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general

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>>145589704

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>Beastmen still not DESIGNATED

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>>145589571
post the rome 2 roll chart please.

>>145589768
>No Aggressive Agents
It's actually ok until the patch comes.
Radious is at least fun to laugh at

>>145589768

FOTE

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N A P O L E O N
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>>145589810
What's to stop any other military from teaching a common language?

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What are the patch notes for the new attila update?

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>>145589974

Napoleon 2 Total War when?

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>>145589571

>Turn 25
>Rebellion in Reikland because can't catch a fucking Marienburger playing hide and seek
>Oh, it won't be too bad
>5 Greatswords, Demi-Gryph Knights, and a Steam Tank


How the fuck do I beat this at Turn 25?

>>145590118
Will literally never happen and we both know it anon

>>145589768
no aggressive agents is perfectly fine until they fix agents

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>>145589887

Here

>>145590127
Rolling for Charlemagne

>>145589887
the rome 2 roll chart please

I Bjuna worth on Mannfred?

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>>145590305
is the rome 2 roll chart really this rare

>>145590657
yeah haha

post tw warhammer meems please

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Who /GTX1070/ here?

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>>145589571

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>>145590745

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>>145590305

>mfw the Shogun 2 factions are literally all the fucking same
>because CA doesn't give a fuck about diplomacy that makes sense and history they lose all unique qualities
>love the setting but can't stand how bland Shogun 2 is to play, especially the campaign
>mfw Realm Divide

>>145590697
Shut your dirty face, peasant.

Playing Nagoka FotS, why is everyone and their mother declaring war on me?
>>145590657
definitely
bajuna + zombo dragon = easy unit wipe

>>145590305
>no Ikko Ikki

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>>145589571
more charts

>>145590849
Not yet ;_;

>>145590745
>>145590901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY

>>145590305
time to play up to realm divide again.

>>145591053
Aw shit nigga, fuckin 5 star post


ROLLAN

but not for austria

seriously spent the entire Napoleonic wars doing nothing but getting shit on

>>145591063
haha 2008 was such a l-
>Published on 13 Feb 2015

>>145590901
I actually want to see the rome 2 chart aswell.

The blacksmith/forge in the Shimazu/Date provinces is infuriating, by the time you can actually make use of it for superior units your frontline is 15 turns away.

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>>145591063
New thread please, this one is TAINTED

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>>145591161
PRUSSIA STRONK!

>>145589571

>Getting the negative baptism event in Shogun 2
>In versus

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>>145591309

ANSCHLUSS

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>>145589571
And my last one

New patch for Attila!!!

Any changes!?

>>145591309
>Marathas

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>>145591309
>>145591501

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>>145590131

Stack shield spearmen and autoresolve

>>145591063
This is not acceptable

>>145590305
Where the Ikko Ikki at?

ok i know this is a stupid question but how do i get ultra unit size on single player campaigns, I know its right on the main setting page for multiplayer but I can't seem to find it for single

>>145591909
>this is a stupid question
Yes, it really is. Look in Options at the main menu.

>>145592020
yep I guess I just sort of glazed over the advanced graphics options while I was looking through thanks

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>>145589780
ZOG OFF MATE, NO ONE LIKS DA BACK STABBY TZEENTCH BOYZ

>>145591053
Roll roll roll your boat

>>145589828

>there's no long description of his violation of women

why even bother

so does anyone doing empire campaign still put cross bowman in their army at late game campaign? why or why not?

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>>145591683

REICH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

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>>145592390
>tfw political correctness will prevent CA giving Beastmen a rape-based economy

jdimsa

>>145592456
That's breddy gud mang

>>145592417
Depends who you are fighting, if it's savage orc stacks then you don't need black powder so crossbows are still useful. If it's Chaos Warrior / Chosen stacks then they are worthless.

>>145592670
>Release captives for money
>Shit on captive for leadership boost
>Impregnate captives for better replenishment

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>its another "oh whoops you forgot to keep track of Grimgor, now he's level 27 at sub-100 turns and fucking your life up." episode

>>145592456
Who will protect him from commies on WIkipedia?

>>145592829
>random event where your rape-thing actually produced an unmutated human baby
>options are to shit on it then eat it, or rape it then eat it

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>>145589887
got your back senpai

FETCH ME MY MIRROR SHIELD

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>>145593120
ahh not this again. FUCKING PONTUS

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>>145592764

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA

>>145593120
rolling for pontus

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I've always been too afraid to play WRE/ERE in Attila. I think I need to kickstart my system by doing something I'm not used to.

Any tips before I dip my dick into this chaotic shit?

>>145593101
One of your warherds has come across an empty and easily defensible fortification. Perhaps you should make use of it to secure your presence in the area?

SHIT ON IT THEN DESTROY IT

DESTROY IT THEN SHIT ON IT

>>145593867
Always remember the fundamentals and praise Evropa

>>145593880
>an unaccompanied elf is in your local shit clearing
>Spread its legs and rub your groin all over it
>Remove it's legs and rub your shit all over it

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>>145593867
Burn everything and move to Britain.

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>>145589887

here you go, familia

>>145593867
>WRE
play extremely aggressively at the start, I beat it on legend on release and it was still doable without any of the buffs, all I had to do is be on a constant offensive against all dirty barbars around me

oh and build walls and guardhouses across the entire eastern border

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>>145595145
>>145593120

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>5 factions

>>145595469
>retard

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>>145595145
hurray for anon. ROLLING

>>145595774
>Posting porn on a blue board

Disgusting.

>>145596027
dat feel when i didnt even realise the tits were showing
>>145595145
rerolling i lack lugii

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Is Fall of the Eagles any good?

Any better alternatives for Atilla?

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About to start Age of Charlemagne. Any tips or things to look out for in a first campaign?

>>145596507
Yes

No

>>145590305
Missing Ikko Ikki and Hattori.

Is there a worse start in FotS than Tsu? Fucking Iga province man.

>>145593867
ERE is a joke, just rush your initial barbars in your land, then turtle and try to appease your neighbors. Then abuse the absolute fuck out of their 10% trait.

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>>145590305
Better version incoming.

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>not playing on Ultra unit-size

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Chaos Dorks like to think they're hot shit.

Are outriders worth getting? How about the grenade launcher variant?

>>145590851
rolling

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>>145598020
Unfortunately, Marauders remain a joke compared to just plain empire infantry with experience and buffs from the red skill tree.

What Empire Total War mod should I use if I want historical accuracy and FUN.,

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Why is he so based bros?

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>>145598228
Are you me?
Just had to defend against 4 Norsca stacks, with only 1 army, it was a slaughter.

>>145598317
Napoleon: Total War

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>>145598189
>>Are outriders worth getting
Yes. They are mostly a straight upgrade from pistoleers

>>How about the grenade launcher variant
In my experience the grenade launcher dudes require just a bit too much micromanagement to be anything other then a niche unit.

My guys finally getting up close and personal with the morons manning(dwarfing?) the hellcannons.

>>145598476
Napoleon had a shit campaign.

>>145598189
Grenade launchers require micro-managing more than regular outriders. Generally I just use the regular ones to eliminate shit like enemy heavy cavalry.

Gelt or Franz?

>>145598882

Franz for summoning the elector counts.

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Funny thing is this was a chaos stack, not a norscan one. And since this was the only stack they had left on the map, I "won" the game before the proper chaos force showed up. Does anyone know if archaon and pals still spawn if you achieve your short and long campaign goals before the second chaos event?


>>145598471
Smart thinking getting on that hill so quickly. It's a wonderful feeling slaughtering truckloads of dumb barbarians with fire and steel, isn't it?

>>145598471
>hellstorm
the Norsca genocide must go on

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>>145598882
Gelt's voice acting is so damn good, I just have no choice.

>>145598882
Franz unless you really want Gelt. Franz is just straight up better.

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Campaign map at game end, I kinda want to continue, conquer the other human factions and keep my friendship with the dwarfs going.
>>145598882
Franz is one of the best Lords in the game at the moment. Gelt requires a magic rebalance mod to work properly.

WHY ARE THERE NO LEGEND FOTS VIDEOS. FUCK ALL THESE OTHER YOUTUBE GUYS THEYRE EVEN WORSE.

>>145598596
>let me give attention to an attention whore to tell him I don't want him to get attention

>>145599324
Magic just feels underwhelming
I tried archaon and gave him magic shit and even spamming fire cloak and fire swords I felt like Kooleck would be tearing shit up faster.

Mannfred's magic is ok though.

>>145600323
Offensive magics is shit across the board. There's some good buffs in the Greenskin and Vampire lores though.

>>145600323
Most offensive magic blows outside of the wind of death.

So what were the Vikings doing when the Saxons came to power around Late Antiquity?

does anyone else have a problem with completing campaigns?

I've played total war for years, but I've only ever completed 1 campaign.

Playing TWWH, I get to about turn 60-70, then I start thinking "oh shit, maybe I should've gone this direction instead" or "maybe I should've killed this faction first" so I always just restart a campaign.

What motivates you to go all the way through a campaign?

What was the Attila update?

>>145601621
name your guys, every single one
role play
don't worry about the optimal play, just play

>>145601480

circle-jerking about norse mythology and fucking goats

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>>145601621
>What motivates you to go all the way through a campaign?
killing Norscan scum

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>>145601621
Sheer unparalleled amounts of autism

>>145600323
Like >>145600486
>>145600797
These guys said, vanilla offensive magic is underpowered. Although I would add that this is probably because most of us are playing on ultra unit size.

Vanilla buffs can work okay though, especially if you stack them with buffs from lords/generals.

>>145601621
I've put 70+ hours in the game so far and have yet to complete a campaign for that reason exactly. Finally past turn 120 with Empire.

so is magic spells that do damage still shit when on ultra unit size?

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>tfw playing against a dwarf in MP

http://warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=41129.0

Leaving this here for anyone struggling to name campaign units.


Also please leave other race names, like orc bands and chaos cults and whatnot, I need names for everything

>>145602246
The bigger the unit size, the more shit offensive magic is. On Medium it wrecks. Past that, it quickly falls off a cliff in terms of effectiveness compared to buffs.

I just removed Marienburg from the Wasteland. Do I start confederating provinces now, or say fuck it all and go into Bretonnia?

>>145600323
>>145600486
>>145600797
Trying to imagien what magic was like before this supposed 'buff' they implemented. Must have been just completely moot.

>>145602726
did you look at some of the videos?, the buffs did like 2 and 5%

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Do you name your units?

I think Im going to start numbering units like in empire with 11th Regiment of Foot etc. Or maybe Regiment of Spear

>>145602726
I remember in one of the development videos, one single cast of "Foot of Gork" destroyed a steam tank from full HP

Do the Poles in Empire TW speak Spanish or what the fuck?

>>145603359
>one, in numbers 1, fucking spell destroying high end super units

Pretty happy about the current state of magic desu

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>>145603410
>Milo dzien
>tak panye!

sounds polish to me.

>>145602132
I'd argue that ultra unit size is a moot point as offensive magic is aoe, so either you hit more guys in the area anyway or you have more guys to buff to hit them.

Is there a mod for balancing AI recruitment, I'm playing Vampire Counts legendary now and I'm basically stalemated against Mousillon because they pump out stacks with at least 5 terrogeists/varghulfs each and then snowball where it's 3-5 stacks vs 2 of mine and they have 20 or so terrogeists etc, so all I can do is retreat and defeat them in a siege defence by which time they've raised 5 more stacks. It's just boring.

>>145601621

70 turns in there's always a faction that has royally pissed me off and that I see the campaign through so I can crush them

Along the war a different group pisses me off

It's a cycle of violence

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Top kek. Perfidious Hochland.

>>145601621
I always restart since in total war games once you have a large chunk of the world, the rest is just blobbing out with autoresolves.

>>145603812

Build a fodder army or two filled with spear skellies, have it tail your main army, abuse autoresolve because monsters, enjoy success.

>Confederate with an emp faction
>check diplomacy
>minus fucking forty with every other empire faction

What the fuck? So confederation is useless because it'll make all your neighbors war you?

>>145605312
When you get to the point you can confederate someone, you're usually on such good terms with everyone else -40 won't hurt anything. I've confederated 3 minor factions in a row now.

>>145605312
Just check your empire effects you imbecile.

>>145605312
It is only applied for 5 turns.

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>>145602287
Sauce on this rare Xev please

Any tips for playing as Empire?
I keep getting bullied by all my neighbours and my allies refuses to help me

Which leader has the best faction bonus?

>>145605740
Archaon, campaign movement > everything

>>145605692
Get as many treaties with the imperial factions as you can then fuck off to Bretonnia to take all of the land from the minor factions there. By the time you're wrapped up in Bretonnia, most of the Empire factions will practically be begging you to confederate.

>>145605692
Conquer Marienburg, no one likes those sea jews anyways

Or expand into brettonia with your superior troops, and wait for Chaos to come and the hugbox to start

And always, remove Karak Norn, they WILL backstab you, Karak Hirn are bros

>>145591309
Rolling

Anything except shitskins

>>145604535

Thanks anon, I'll use it to end this campaign. But undead factions seriously need to be balanced for late game, it's incredibly dull fighting armies with an 80/20 monster composition.

>>145605740

Azhag4ever
More money, less problems

10% adds up to a fuckhueg amount fast

>>145604183
kek fucking Hochland

Can someone who isn't retarded give, me tips for Emp legendary campaign?

Letting Marienburg live so they take the brunt of the Chaos invasion seems like a good idea, so I should push south. Problem is you can only afford one army until turn 30 at least, and vampire counts warred me on turn 22 then sent 3 full stacks in. Lost the campaign there.

>>145606601
Fuck, rerolling

>>145606827
Take Reikland (or leave one Secessionist province to avoid the arbitrary great power penalization?) and expand into Brettonia

>>145606827
>worried about the chaos invasion

As soon as they invade shield of civilisation kicks in. Ally everyone, vassalise brettonia's nations. Send their armies to kill chaos for you.

Pretty much get your strength ranking up and stay firm till chaos comes. then the campaigns done.

>>145606827
become luckier. It took me 8 or so resets to get a start on empire that didn't fuck me up with bullshit.

niggas are gonna walk right past marienburg, so you might as well try and struggle to control it, since when you put walls up, you can afford to have one army run around the wasteland swatting the vikings off. honestly, it's about getting and maintaining strength until chaos actually comes and "shield of civilization" starts sucking your dick. you can confederate most of the empire provinces after that.

bretonnia will suck your dick for free, if you're lucky. they'll help you defend wasteland, mostly by coincidence, since they have nothing else to do but chase vikings.

i don't know if theres a "100% good strategy" but i just fought my way to take drakenhof before chaos got there

>>145606827

The safest strategy without luck is to just build a formidable turtle in a small area and let Chaos sweep everything away then expand after they peter out. Not terribly fun though.

>Wind of death blows in the exact opposite direction you want everytime
How do I control this?

Kislev really get boned hard sometimes don't they?

>>145607729
Don't cast winds of death.

>>145607331
>>145607338
Shield of civilization kicks in on the turn 50-60 chaos invasion, or only on the bigger one?

>>145607810
but I already did

>>145607956
the big one

How the fuck do you use ranged cav

Did anyone else have any problems downloading Darthmod for empire?

This is getting to be more trouble than its worth, will probably just increase unit sizes and camera height

>>145608768
die

>>145608768
>Press "Skirmish mode" button
>Point at melee unit
>Do something else
it's that easy! alternatively, flank an engaged unit and shoot it's back

>>145609056
Go to the TWC thread and use the MEGA link,trust me its worth it

>>145609180
>Using skirmish mode
That shit has never worked for me,they always start running too late or they run into the enemy

>>145609237
downloading

goes alot faster than my browser download for some reason

I hope it's worth it

does it add crazy unique units like Napoleon?

I'm really looking forward to playing as Kislev. Fucking building up all of my settlements and fortifying them with max garrisons.
With a buffed Chaos Invasion mod, Kislev will be a very interesting campaign

>>145603356

I tried but it got way too tedious and it didn't add as much flavour as I thought.

>>145609692
Yes

>>145609890
is that 8.0.1 patch worth the wait?

I just wanna create a French North Africa mane. What are some of the unique units it adds?

What are some good and fun "Unofficial Challenge Objectives" to try to achieve in Total Warhammer: War?

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>>145610138
>is that 8.0.1 patch worth the wait?
See in pic related if any of that you think is worth it,its just 20mb anyway

>>145600323
Fireball is very good and cost only like 5 points

They seriously need to sort out reinforcements entering the battlefield from entirely random locations in warhammer.

After 70 hours in co-op campaign and with multiple restarts I finally lasted long enough to get Steam Tanks while my Dwarf buddy got Gyrocopters. This time we'll be ready for Chaos.

This games pretty fun

>>145610697
That shit happened to me in Napoleon the other day

Was playing as the French, trying to take Portugal waiting just outside Lisbon, when the Spanish moved just outside their city and I attacked it with some horse cannons and a couple units of line infantry, and the Spanish entered the map from fucking behind the city

>>145610697
*teleports behind you*

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Fuck you France everyone hates you

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>giant spiders
i wonder how many solders gain arachnophobia after watching there brothers in arms get eaten.

>>145611627
What are you doing in the new world?

Also what mod?

>>145611759
Its France's turn,im still killing slavs.
Darthmod.

>>145611947
Fug It's still downloading for me and my shitty internet. Hype me up on it anon, what does it noticeably change?

>>145611682
at least it makes all the vorefags sign up for the army

>>145612298
There's no vore-appeal to being liquefied by a spider's venom

>>145612216
Range increase for muskets and artillery.
Buffed cav.
Stuff like farms giving more money = more armies = bigger battles

>>145612542
you're underestimating the fetish my friend

>>145612542
t. non-vore-fag

>>145612542
>Not wanting to be bathed in hot spider venom

If I disband a legendary lord along with his army, does he return to the pool to be recruited again later, or is he deleted from the game completely?

Are gyrocopters of any kind worth getting? It just doesn't feel right to have an army without any kind of anvil.

>>145612953
I'd be way into being fully delitized in the tight binding of a spider's web, foreverially. Not into being eaten inside out by fast-action necrotoxic venoms though.

>>145613304
>not wanting to be melted down to your essence
phony

>>145613304
>he's not into digestion

>>145612607
What about combat sounds and shit? Unique units? Darthmod for napoleon almost completely changed the game

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>DUDE JUST CAP AND HOLD REIKLAND XD
>do that
>Marienburg declares war on turn 7
>already has 2 stacks

So even if you're a good player you can't do legendary on empire
You have to keep restarting til you get lucky

Epic game creative assembly

>>145613874
Why don't you just take steam screenshot

>>145614076
Steam overlay slows down the game

>>145613221

Guys? I am wasting 1000+ a turn on a really tight budget keeping around two lords who I don't need, but don't want to delete and lose the gained experience of.

>>145614115
Then why not Borderless window+print screen

day XVI
CA still no patch

Ive already gone flaccid

what are some lore-friendly army compositions for my greenskins, and how should my units be positioned?

were gobbos always stuck in the back, or were they the fodder before the boyz moved in? Did the gobbos protect their giant spiders if they had them, or did they just join the normal rank and file with the Boyz and let the spiders do their own thing?

>>145614172
If you disband the Lords, you can rerecruit them at a later time with their experience and skills still intact. You do have a 4-5 turn cooldown between disbanding and recruiting a lord though.

>>145614172
you can recruit him again after a few turns, you'll get a message when he's ready

>>145614172
You can rehire them if you disband.

>>145613874
>anon who can't take screenshots is shit at the game

go figure

>>145614657
Look at the stats of the battle, I almost won. 1v1 me njgger

>>145614657
Didn't you hear? It affected his performance.

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>>145589571
Daily reminder that none of you little mortals can compete with the bdoc

Shaggoths can take on 2 giants at once with micro

A unit of dragon ogres can eliminate a unit of black orcs without losing a single dragon ogre

>>145614437
That slows down the game as well

Fraps doesn't work because CA's shitty launcher bugs it out

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>>145614172
he'll come back ,you pussy ass piece of shit. be a man fuck lords

>>145613874
>durr hurr i take pictures of my computer and complain about the game when i'm bad

>>145614502
genuinely impressed by your autism-level. keep doing you, man.

>>145614807
>drogre shill
this place is going to hell

baka at all you'll cowards

should I be using hexwraiths or black knights with lances for my anvil & hammer?

I've had varying success with both

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>145614741
sure it won't slow down your computer?

>>145614939
crypt horrors

>>145600323
Kholek is the best legendary lord, little mortal boys can't even compete

>>145614508
>>145614523
>>145614553
>>145614897

thanks lads

>>145613304
i forgot forevially delitized was a thing

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>>145614897
Daily reminder that your women can't resist virile dragon ogre bulls

How can little human boi's EVEN compete!

>>145614946
Ogres first

>>145615267
I replaced my crypt horrors with varghulfs

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>>145615847
>he fell for the ogre meme
>2016, settling for mere ogres

>>145615289
>Charge Kholek and dragon ogres in
>Battle is won before my army even catches up

Chaos horsemen are just a pain desu though. It's impossible to catch them without coming at them from at least 4 directions simultaneously.
Even using my two hounds with a horse they always slip out if they even let me get in a position to try in the first place.

>>145615583
please tell me that pic related was ironic.

>>145615991
>mere Ogres
You know they would absolutely gape your shithole if you said that to their faces, righT?

Mods are asleep post hairy Chaos Spawn butts

>>145616062
No

>dwarf map movement speed

jesus just kill me now

>>145616062
It wasn't and i thought it was hilarious

>>145616403
Post more turbo autists /twg/

>>145616446
use underways

>>145616446
Underway stance m8
You can go to places in a straight line where othr people would have to use the winding roads.

>>145616062
Whats wrong about it?

Do you think Dwarves have knees?

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>>145616760

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>>145616206
>implying those half baked obese mongs could kill A MOUNTAIN GOD

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>>145616613

>>145614897
>>145614974
Sorry kids I'm not a NEET I have to game on a laptop since I travel

>>145616878
Saw it coming a mile away anon.

>>145616932
I know, i just felt obligated

>>145616878
Fucking destroyed

>>145616446
It's the same as everyone else. It's just that it's slow to go through moutains which is why you have the underway.

You moron.

>>145617006
Its good you do your duty, it still gave me a chuckle.

>>145616892
>t.Hobo

If I leave the Chaos stacks alone on the map, is it eventually game over?

I am at turn 103 of my first campaign as Dwarfs (normal) and it seems like Chaos and Skaeling are completely shrek'ing the Empire

>>145617232
they will turn to the dwarfholds anon. its only a matter of time./

>>145616892
Retard

>>145616892
>Merely have a laptop because I travel
>Merely underpayed so I can't afford a good laptop
regardless, that's completely irrelevant. my laptop that I play the game with is literal horseshit but at least i'm competent enough to take a fucking screenshot

>>145617264
but is it a better strategy to actively go and kill them near the center of the map or just wait in my corner?

>You will never be a virgin elf princess forced to take Kholek's dick your first time.

>>145616446
If only dwarfs weren't so small.

Like maybe if you took a dwarf and made him bigger... and then made the dwarf Quadra pedal for extra speed...

ROLLROLLROLL#ROLL

>>145617531
>ywn be qt Dark elf princess who kidnaps qts from around the world to be her sex slaves.

>>145617435
what you are asking is if it is it a better strategy to kill them while they are divided and scattered, possibly with ai to help you or is it better for them to 3 stack siege your holds one by one.

you be the judge anon

>>145617531
I'm okay with not dieing from an awfully slow and painful internal bleeding

>>145617531
Breh

Somebody commision sparrow on
Hf to do this

>>145617658
Good roll. Have fun! Remember: No survivors

>>145617401
yeah get mad kid

>>145617531
>ywn be vampire chan.

>>145617747
>Implying uncle nurgle wouldn't augment your body to take that dicking
>You will never be a torso with your limbs merged into Kholek's body, his dick sliding in and out of you as he moves.
>Your reproductive and digestive system merged so you receive nourishment from his seed and shit his seed back over his dick, lubricating it further.

>>145617531
DRAGON-OGRES

D-OGRED

>>145618526
DRAGON-OGRED*

>>145618338
Brehs, I told you, mortal wimmin literally CANNOT resist dragon ogre men

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>>145618338
>>145617680
>>145617531

>>145617531
>ywn see a royal elf princess become a living walking fleshlight for a shaggoth

>>145618948
Don't repress your desires, mortal wimmin are MADE for dragon ogre dick

Reminder that only two races measure their dicks in girth rather than length
Dwarves and Dragon Ogres

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>>145619038
>>145619208

>>145619312
Dragon ogre dicks would be like a horses, the shortest would still be several feet longer than usefull. Girth would the the usefull measurement in terms of what women would feel.

Dwarves are fat and hairy little cucks though.

>>145605692

Set up Non-Aggression pacts with everyone you can, as fast as you can.

Build up two armies super fast. One to take Reikland, the other to deal with those orc shits who rush Grunburg.

After that, you've got two options. One, shit on Bastonne. It isn't hard, Bret units are pretty shit, especially early game. In fact, it's so easy and profitable to grab Montfort that I'd almost advise you do it even if you want to do the second option. From there, it's easy to expand into Bretonnia.

Two, take Marienburg. This is a little harder since they have a 20 strong deathstack that likes to camp Marienburg and a love of agent spam. Basic rules are A) Declare war on them, then either wait in ambush stance between them and Eheilart, or B) let them take Eilhart and rush them while they're camped in it. Or C) wait for someone to declare war on them and their army to leave Marienburg, then rush the city. You only need one turn to build a ram and then you can hack the gate down with your swords and just climb up ladders (the ram is useless as shit).

1v1, your army should beat theirs handily. Just be sure to bring their mortar down fast.

After that, most people advise taking Middenland. I don't, or at least not taking the main city until the Skaeling are dealt with. Nordland and Middenland are your shield against those blue shits, and not having to play whack-a-mole for thirty turns. Direct any allies you have up there to help, and focus your attentions on the south. Wissenland are really good if you can get them to confederate. Small province, cities close together, natural barrier for a border.

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>>145619467
Deny It for as long as you need to, it will just make it all the freakier when you give in to your desire.

>>145619801
Jesus shut the fuck up nerd

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Ded to slavs

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>>145620023
thank you anon. make them stop.

If you ambush someone in the underway when you've got an army garrisoned in a city, does your garrison come help out?

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>>145620023
Get over it mortal boi, I'm suprised you even have Internet in your cuck-shed anyways


Ok I'm done

>>145619725

>those orc shits

I really hate them. They refuse to fight unless the odds are in their favor, and instead just camp out raiding in your province.

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doot doot

what is best TW for newfriend

>>145620575
Shogun 2

>>145620575
Shogun 2

>>145620575
Medieval 2 is the best total war
It has literally no flaws and every game that came after is a watered down casualfest

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>>145620772
heres a (you)

>>145620575

Medieval 2 or Shogun 2.

They're both pretty good and beginner friendly.

DLC when?

We're approaching the 1 month mark.

you are all nerds lmao

>>145620925
I'm more excited for when the next game gets announced desu. Besides, didn't an anon find beastmen and wood elves as DLC in the game's files?

>>145620930
We know, teach us to be cool.

>>145620772
Good one

>>145621093
niggers

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Shit

>>145620030
i-is that a trail of blood in those lines of men?

>>145621426
Yes from the cannonball

>>145621372
Always side with the defender.

Allies don't declare war on allies' allies.

unkillable goblin big boss is slaughtering my heroes
killing or sending one to the hospital each turn.

whats the best mod to lower agent actions?

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>>145620672
>>145620729
>>145620772
>>145620913
ty anons

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>>145621501
>tfw Prussia payed me 2000 to be his ally right before doing this

>>145621638
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=694189900

>Get Empire Campaign to lategame
>Make an army composed of nothing but Karl Franz on Deathclaw and Demigryphs
>It actually works
>Really fucking well
>Make another army of nothing steamtanks
>also works well
>My two best armies are completely uniform, and have a single team of cannon following them around to allow them to instantly siege cities

The only weird shit is that the game wants me to build a siege tower, when I have tanks.

>>145617435
Build Defense buildings that give your settlements walls on all your border settlements to the north and keep 2-4 armies up there as border patrol. The empire got ravaged on my vamp counts playthrough and then killed chaos for me lol.

Heavily weakened them economically and terroritorially whilst I expanded south into dwarf/orc lands.

>>145622087
wp

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>on the top sellers

steam is glitching

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>>145622774
>romance of the three kingdoms

da fuck is this.

whats the difference between shogun 2 and fall of the samurai? should I buy both?

>>145623151
Shogun 2 is pure samurai and almost no gunpowder weapons.
FOTS is samurai vs disgusting gaijin sycophants wielding the devil's fire

>>145623292
There are gunpowder weapons in shogun 2

>>145623292
Well regular S2 does have cannons, fire rockets, firebomb throwers, hand mortars, the black ship, nanban ships, tercios, heavy gunners, and all the matchlock units.

>>145623358
>>145623292
>almost no gunpowder
>almost

>>145623070
Arma 3 Apex is up pretty high, didn't realize it was so popular

>>145623450
>>145623421

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Empire Elector Count Rating List

Reiksmarshal Tier:
Helmut Feuerbach

Bro Tier:
Theoderic Gausser
Wolfram Hertwig

... Treasurer Tier:
Albericht Haupt-Anderssen

Good Show, You Filthy Traitor Tier:
Boris Todbringer
Marius Leitdorf
Emil von Korden

Shit Tier:
Eben von Liebwitz
Valmir von Raukov
Aldebrand Ludenhof
Balthasar Gelt (Patriarch gets a vote, no?)

Vampire Tier:
Mannfred von Carstein

>>145623993

>Marius Leitdorf
>not in his own Absolute Madman Tier

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>Attila all over again

Also, confederating is fun as shit until great power gets in the way. If you conqueor them, can you ever get their namesake lord they all seem to have post confed?

>>145624242
I didn't want too many tiers. Treasurer was already stretching it, but Haupt-Anderssen isn't a traitor, and he isn't shit. He's just kind of... there. "Oh no, I keep going to war with these Vampires and then nothing happens."

>>145624242
was just about to post--give the Averlander his due; he made his horse a lord.

>>145623993
I'd move Mannfred to Emperor tier

>>145623993
Mannfred is a sexist leader as he is innately biased towards the male aspect.
We (the socially progressive players of total war) require CA (Creative Assembly) to either:
A: add a female vampire leader of equal (Superior) power to Mannfred
or
B: rename Mannfred to Xhifred as to equally represent both gender aspects.

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>>145625180
You know you're not trolling /pol/ here, right? This is just shitposting. It is a shit post.

>>145625308
I'm just making satire

>>145625180
> Biased towards the male aspect

FYI Mannfred von Carstein identifies as The Greatest Sorcerer-kin. Maybe you should check the facts before making blind and bigoted statements like that.

>>145623993
I want Boris and Marius as LLs.

>>145625180
>add a female vampire leader of equal (Superior) power to Mannfred

B-but that wouldn't be canon!

Which chaos god would be the best dad?

>ywn get the option to give sweet, virgin girls a taste of Beastman dick after murdering her village and family

why even buy this shit game?

>>145625624

Obviously Nurgle, how is this even a question?

>>145625690

so do beastmen just reproduce by fucking girls?

because if so that's my fetish especially consensual

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have never seen this orc tribe wander up into Reikland before, especially on turn 8

>this army comp
lel

>>145625814

>that blurry mess

BY SIGMAR, NO!

>>145625596
There is Neferata, if we want to talk vampires other than the von Carsteins.

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>>145625768
Rape, random dudes mutating because Tzeentch farted on them, and sometimes normal parents have a bestial baby that they abandon in the woods.

The Beastmen actively seek out these kids, and actually treat them pretty well, even if they aren't very strong or beast-like, because they consider them gifts from the gods themselves.

>>145625690
>shit game

When playing Beastmen, this will be the main mechanic actually. It will be a game about deciding what nice things you want to take a shit on.

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>>145625879
buy me a new comp

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>>145625553
Marius for sure. He even got one of the most boss models on TT, two editions after his rules became defunct!

>people play COOP with auto-resolve on
porque?

Looking for a webm of a strategy game... I think it's a new total war... not sure.

There are a bunch of archers firing flaming arrows at seige towers manned by peasants. They get obliterated... game looked amazing.

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Why is 40K chaos so much more menacing than Warhammer fantasy chaos?