/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #960

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This post is dedicated to Solas

This post is dedicated to Solas' death

I can't wait to make a female character in ME:A and whore myself out to every alien I can find instead of doing anything to preserve the human race

>MorrigaN7
Clever!

This post is dedicated to a sexual tension between Solaswife and Elfhater.

>>145566376
I-I have no idea what you're talking about...!

>>>/v/341447248
Good sum up of Andromeda info

>>145566664
>Bioware thread in /v/
I don't even have to open it to know what the discussion will be

>>145566842
Yeah, its pretty bad, but all of the information is in the first few posts. I'm thinking of making a pastebin for future reference

>>145566664
>Instead of saying "You are this person" its about saying "This is your role and this is the way you can play it"
Hi DAI

>>145566664
To add to this, some info sources
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vgHOXeps0
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/13/e3-2016-romance-in-mass-effect-andromeda-will-be-a-more-natural-experience
http://www.polygon.com/e3/2016/6/14/11922178/mass-effect-andromeda-preview-e3-2016
http://in.ign.com/mass-effect-andromeda/95258/news/e3-2016-your-mass-effect-3-ending-wont-affect-mass-effect-an
https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/4nyqf8/ive_translated_an_interview_in_french_done_at_e3/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyBuW9Z_yY0

On the topic of dagbwg, do armor dyes make the Griffin witcher set look less dumb?

>>145567526
Is there anything in these that isn't in those posts, or are they just sources?

>>145567548
It won't fix a beer belly.

>>145567674
That write-up is from a tumblr post that used the said sources, I haven't read them myself

>>145567548
It looks less like a lightbulb if dyed black

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>>145567548
It's perfect as it is

Reposting for when the /v/ thread gets deleted

>EA Play Trailer
-The new ship is called the Tempest. It's small enough to land on planets
-Asari, Salarians, Krogan etc are all in Andromeda
-The Mako has a boost feature
-Biotics are back
-You can switch shoulders during combat
-Facial animations are smoother/more detailed
-You wake uo in an "Ark"
-There is more than one Ark
-Before leaving, the Arks were located above Earth
-Passengers on the Ark have been kept in some kind of stasis during the journey. Your character is first to wake up

>Mac Walters (YouTube Live at E3)
-Characters are a huge focus, Frostbite allows them to create more detailed characters
-The dialogue system will be familiar but they want to push the envelope with new mechanics
-There will be an 'evolution' of the morality system
-The protagonist's name is Ryder
-The woman at the end of the EA Play video is a FemRyder
-The goal of this game is to move forward. There will be callbacks to the trilogy however
-Ryder has a family. This family ties into the storyline (Maybe siblings, parents etc)
-ME3 multiplayer was a surprising success but they understand that fans didn't like how it tied into the single player, aims to improve this
-Development in the game is in the final stretch, they only want to show stuff that's totally finished and polished
-The Mako is the only vehicle in the game

>>145567935

Might try it out.. all the showcase videos have shit lighting.
I just wish the griffin armor got the hood instead of the feline one, it doesn't really work with that. I think it would suit a caster build better .

Andromeda information for next thread's OP: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

>>145567834
Okay, thanks

>>145568236
I've got it already

>Polygon and IGN interviews with Mac Walters/Aaryn Flynn
-Mass Effect 3's ending and your decisions won't affect Andromeda
-Relationships and romances will be more realistic
-Friendships and romances will take into account character temperaments. Some may be harder to talk to.
-Romance won't be limited to checking in a few times, then getting a romance scene.
-Mass Effect Andromeda is a story about becoming a hero
-The characters will be much younger and untested, drawing from themes of feeling out of depth or like an outcast
-BioWare are aiming for a character that is more than just a typical space marine, someone who recognises the impact their presence is having
-Instead of your character already knowing a lot about the Galaxy like Shepard, you're going to be discovering all of this stuff with them
-You won't have the kind of support Shepard would have. You're not exactly a Spectre this time
-The story of the game will be more personal this time, even though the scale is still grand
-The trilogy will act as a foundational background, but won't be a focus. There will be explainations for new players on what Krogans are, what mass effect field are etc
-Instead of saying "You are this person" its about saying "This is your role and this is the way you can play it"
-Andromeda will still be a human centric story, as it gives the player a foothold in the alien narrative
-In ME1, humans found themselves to be the underdogs in a larger galaxy, and this is ultimately a core theme of Mass Effect not just the trilogy
-BioWare kept trying to solve the vehicle problem in the trilogy, but this time they've made it a core focus and tried to fix it early in development
-The online component will have no impact on the main story this time. There will be more positive ties between the singleplayer and multiplayer
-The core elements of branching dialogue, relationship building, exploration etc will remain intact

>>145568349
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME

>Yanick Roy (Studio Director)
-RPG elements are of course still there, allowing the player to play their way
-There will be companions with 'loyalty' missions and new ways to get to know them
-The multiplayer will be similar to ME3's but with more freedom, dynamic gameplay and 'chaos'
-There will be more customisation than we've seen before. We can "own" our environments
-Andromeda is their biggest game ever. Exploration is a major factor, similar to what they tried to achieve in ME1
-Planets will have essentially one biome, inspired by planets from things like Star Wars
-There will be different ways to communicate with the races of Andromeda. Diplomacy, aggressiveness, combat etc
-The order in which you do quests/talk to people may also influence opinion of you and humanity
-The female Ryder isn't exactly the default face. There is a bit of a twist this time around but they can't say more yet
-The protagonist's role will be vast, their goal is to find a new home for humanity and the other races accompanying them, requiring a character of many qualities
-There will be references to the trilogy, but not so much as to flood new players with information
-The way the translators will understand the languages of the Andromeda species will be explained

>Aaryn Flynn (PlayStation Access and Inside Playstation)
-The trip to Andromeda has taken a really really long time (hundereds of years)
-The game draws parallels to today's space exploration advancements/themes
-The N7 character has nothing to do with Shepard
-New species. Some old, some new, some completely mysterious
-Choices will affect the species you encounter
-Planetary exploration is essentially the same mechanic as ME1, but much MUCH bigger/better with more freedom
-The 'Ark' is a huge part of the story, not just where Ryder wakes up
-Main character will be human, you can choose to play as a male/female Ryder
-There is a sense of continuity in the Mass Effect universe, despite starting fresh in a new Galaxy
-Mass Effect Andromeda is story/characters first, then with a large focus on seamless loading, exploration
-Frostbite has forced them to rebuild everything from the ground up, it's a clean slate in more ways than one

>Misc. info from Twitter and news websites
-Info about the collectors edition is coming this fall
-As the game runs Frostbyte, the PC hardware requirements will be similar to that of Battlefront and Inquisition
-More news may be coming in weeks instead of months.
-Codex entries will be detailed and in-depth as usual

>>145568454
>YOU DON'T CONTROL ME
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

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>>145567548
>Griffin armor looks so shit they had to add TWO additional medium witcher sets for signfags

why is MEG such an insufferable shithole compared to superior morally pure /dag/?

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>>145568670
*kawaii skittering noises*

>>145568819
Get out. From here and /meg/.

>>145568819
/dag/ is a sweet summer autistic child and /meg/ is an old dirty slut

>>145568942
umm why?

>>145568819
/dag/ is less emotionally invested in Mass Effect

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Quizfus...

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>>145569398
Where's my portable guillotine when I need it?

>>145569683
At Samson's

I don't understand why they're marketing MEA as having a "green" cast when the original trilogy already had Tali, Liara, Grunt and Garrus.
Reminds me of how they said DAI will have a cast of "leaders of leaders" when in truth it had Sera and Cole

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>>145570768
Always do opposite of what project lead says

>>145570874
I just makes it look like they haven't played their own games, which is probably true come to think of it

>>145569762
Which?

>>145571146
The one next to Jennyfer's

Roche... ROCHE!!!!!

>>145572334
Special Forces Commander for the last four years; servant of the Temerian King. Responsible for the pacification of the Mahakaman foothills. Hunter of Elves, murderer of women and children!

>>145563802
Just pretend I posted one of mine. True /dag/nas will know what they look like.

>>145572826
You'll have to give more clues that that, is it the fhm or sister kind?

>>145572826
As a newfriend, I feel very discriminated against....

>>145573158
Just look at the r*ll charts in the booru...

>>145573282
>r*ll charts
????

>>145573445
Sigh...
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=%2Fdag%2F+inquisitor
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=rolls

>>145573552
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19
So I should be looking for the ugliest one...?

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>>145573785
I actually don't know what anon meant by that, I just want to spread culture

>>145573067
>>145573158
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2322

13, 17, 56, 62, 71...
Goodbye...

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>>145574652
I-I've always thought your inquisitors were cute

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>>145574652
You're still here, dwarf-anon...

That young woman is like a daughter to me...

>>145575236
Geralt..?

>>145575316
Geralt is a young woman...?!

>>145575434
We never saw his cock...

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>>145575316
N-no, it's the prince of thieves...

Want me to be the bandit?

>>145575949
I want you to be a thief of my kokoro

>>145575565
Um speak for yourself

Explain this gay Krogan meme to me

>>145576436
Explain what the fuck you're talking about

>>145576636
Speculation that the MEA krogan will be gay

>>145576737
maybe everyone will be bi......

>>145576737
Tumblr

>>145576737

The infertility thing didn't work out so space kid made all krogans faggots.

>7% battery life left
Cya...

My tummy feel funny

>>145577341
Did you eat some bad cheese?

>>145577237
>Being a mobile loser
Haha die

>>145577441
Maybe some bad bacon

>>145577562
I'm on my laptop... My other computer is ten steps away but I'm too lazy to get up...

>>145577237
cyka?

>>145577810

Use the force, luke...

>>145577742
>not subsisting on a blend of oatz, hotdogs, and bananas to get closer to the space life experience

>>145577943
blyat idi nahui

Wo ist du mein fuhrer

>>145578585
>>145578152
>>145577943
Uh quit talking gibberish okay

>>145578686
Ar lath ma, vhenan...

>>145578849
>vhenan
M-me?!

>>145578924
D-don't get the wrong idea, b-baka!

Hey

>>145579198
Yes?

>>145579290
Sup

>>145577810
I'll carry you!

>>145579572
I'll carry you in CS

>>145579865
cutie simulator........

>>145580147
Clobbering Solas...

>>145580147
I don't need a simulator when I've got you...

>>145580287
Shut the fuck up...

>>145580534
Cooking (you) Supper...

Hi /dag/
Can somebody explain why I suffer from morning sickness so often?
Some relevant information: I'm a boy and I'm NOT pregnant

>>145581119
Could be that you're just not a morning person
Do you eat breakfast?

>>145581119
Stomach cancer? Ulcers? Anxiety?

>>145581119
>I'm NOT pregnant
Yes you are

>>145581119
Do you have asthma? It sometimes leads to acid reflux

>>145574952
Thank you...

>>145575129
Sometimes.

Christmas was 5 months ago...

>>145581230
>Anxiety
could be this, anxiety isn't a joke. mine used to be so bad that I have esophageal damage from my teens

>>145581372
You still have 7 months to find a suitable present for me...

>>145581670
We all know that /dag/ boy and girls only desire one thing

>>145581846
The collectors edition of huniepop???

>>145581846
Elf utopia???

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My god I fucking love corn flakes...

>>145581846
Systematic extermination of all knife ears???

>>145582331
Slut

>>145581846
Dad's love?

>>145582331
Cereal is gross

>>145581846
Tulpa's boipussy?

>>145582780
Spoken like a fatty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kosv7cM9vnk

>>145582996
Don't.

>>145581372
It's june.

>>145583658
You're fucking fired.

http://youtu.be/XGdbaEDVWp0

>>145584264
I'm sorry for posting music I like!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3A6oWjFWs

This loooove is a private affair...

>>145582780

Surely you are jesting... there has to be SOME kind of cereal you like..

>>145586419
Reeses puffs are okay I guess. Maybe cinnamon toast crunch too

>>145586932
Literal child

Post you are waifu and what your listening to right now?

>>145586992
Says the guy who still eats cereal instead of cooking an actual breakfast

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>>145587036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PeDsO0vGo
Your turn...

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>>145587036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1w0wIiLvls

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>>145587036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdz03uvUldk

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>>145587071

Uhm I'm not that guy and it was actually my dinner....
>Cooking for breakfast
lmao

>>145587036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thPu4e3pHos

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>solaswives

>>145588308
>that skirt
Extremely l*wd

>>145588308
They will all be a part of my harem after the Elven extermination

>>145586932
Reeses Puffs are kinda gross, man.

>>145588516
Well I haven't had them in a fat 10 years so I'm just going off memory

Is there a difference in dialog between a gay and a straight romance in da2?

I'm gonna pump n dump Tulpa!

>>145588968

Mods....!!

>>145588308
Surprisingly pretty lot, not implying I think they would all be repulsive.
>>145588806
They're overly sweet if I remember right, like cloyingly so.
>>145588968
Sluts please leave.

>>145588916
Anders reveals that he's been sucking dicc since adolescence if you're a male

>>145589003
They can join in too...

>>145589053
But he was obsessed with pussy in awakenings, maybe it is a different awakening?

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>>145587036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB4dQcxgJPY

>>145589135
>obsessed with pussy
I see what you did there.

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I'm going to take a bunch of allergy medicine...!

>>145589708
Good luck!

>>145589984
The mission was successful.

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Playing DA:I for the first time. Would I be a tremendous faggot if I got the No More Fog of War mod?

>>145589184
Are you me?

>>145590821
Only if your dicks are touching

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>>145590892
So fondling balls is fine?

>>145590821
Only if you don't close every single rift

>>145591148
Only if you use your tongues

>>145591182
Can I use my penis to close the anu- I mean, the rifts?
>>145591462
Alright, no tongues. That shit's gay. Got it.

>>145591743
No I mean that it's gay if you DON'T use your tongue

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>>145591870
Fuck, I'm exposed!

>>145590889
I'm you....but stronger

>>145593982
>tattooing your eyelashes
Umm

>>145593982
Is this supposed to be Sera?

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Bianca didn't do nothing

>>145595734
There is literally nothing wrong with cuckoldry

>>145592701
I am growing stronger each day...

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>>145596558

t. nu-male

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>>145596558

cucking people you hate is the best fantasy in the world

Are you following Gaider on facebook?

>>145599863
He almost flooded his apartment because he was too distracted by his upcoming date with FPJ.

>>145601539
How kawaii...

>>145599863
Why would I

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Summer fun?

>>145603782
Kasu...

damn i want some brats

>>145605552
As in you want me to impregnate you?

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>>145605596
no, i want some brats brah

>>145606141
The offer still stands

>>145606141
Umm that's a beagle

>>145606660
maybe if i'm the one doing the impregnating

>>145608080
No way, that's gay

>>145608345
only a little bit, just choke it down if you have to

>>145605485
THICC

>>145605485
Daddy...!!

What's with gay people and cats?

>>145614982
Care to elaborate for the rest of us not included in your mind conversation?

>>145616120
Seems like a common trend that gay people prefer the company of cats over dogs, sometimes to extreme degrees. At the very least there is a definite higher share of cats in pet ownership among gay people compared to straight people.

>>145616316
Ok...?

>>145616316
I would assume it's based on personality ultimately, much in the way it is with straight people.

>>145617115
So I'm curious why that's the case, what's the correlation between gay people and cats? I figured this would be a good area to ask since there seems to be a high amount of both gay posters and cat lovers.

let's put this myth to rest once and for all /dag/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10496624
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496624

http://www.strawpoll.me/10496628
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496628

>>145617393
You could at least answer your own poll questions.

>>145617576
surveyors are not supposed to color their results with their own answers

>>145617664
Anon.. I'm going to smite you.

>>145617730
please mom not again

how many dick ryders will there be

>>145618210
um

>>145618261
;)

>>145618959
they look like those ugly titan things

>>145618210
+1

>>145569398
Oh look a pale skinned blonde elf so fucking original

pain in the butt

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>>145621660
Is this Tumblr the post?

http://i.4cdn.org/y/1465972390233.png

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>>145587036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izph1WByEDA

I WANT PIZZA AND I WANT TO EAT IT WITH /DAG/

>>145626980
fat

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>>145626980
But what kind?
>>145587036
http://youtu.be/XFWdrYlP9T4

>>145627843
I'm not fat

>>145627936
Classic cheese, maybe some peps thrown on. Something nice and paper thin, not lookin for a fat ol foot thick slice you feel me?

>>145629252
You will be...!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wjXJL6ZwLk
Watching cute Koreans eat tasty food!

>>145629252
Salami and diced tomato?
>>145629329
Moderation in all things, etc.

I need a vacation to Emerald Graves, sans spiders and other angry creatures.

>>145629674
Sounds tasty, I could go for that.

any qt males left here or....?

>>145630942
Yeah me, but you'll never get the selfies outta me no matter how hard you try!!

>>145631064
But who's your waifu?

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>>145631339
Cassie

>>145631447
Good on you.

Night /dag+/

>>145631064
so...... no.

shadowruns are on sale

wake me up outside

oh god i love memes

who wants to find my hot meme zine

>>145636151
mem

I want... Something more...

>>145568454
>>145568559
>>145568353

>A new home for Humans.

Dose it bother anyone else how little fucking sense that makes? In ME less then 1 in 10,000 stars in the Milky Way was charted. There's no fucking way that a whole goddamn galaxy is full or ruined.

Is the big Andromeda twist that it's an alt-universe where the Crucible was a huge fucking ark to flee the reapers rather then Space Magic to Space Magic them?

I want to try out merrill rivalry but it's kinda hard to be mean to her. it's like punching a retarded puppy

>>145637229
>Dose it bother anyone else how little fucking sense that makes?
it sounds fucking dumb, but what I'm more worried about is this is going to be a stargate:universe scenario

>fuck, we're not creative enough to tell any more good stories in this galaxy we've created
>LET'S JUST GO TO ANOTHER ONE! YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET

>>145637229
>>145637441
Science fiction writers have no sense of scale, and have no idea how big a galaxy is. He's right, it is really just to shake the story eatch-a-sketch as hard as possible.

>>145631447
Cassie is a princess. Why doesn't she wear frilly pink dresses?

What the fuck is wrong with my bodyyy

Look behind you...

>>145638170
it's not ready

>>145624681
They made McCree's face too ugly...

>>145637229
Yeah, the premise sounds extremely fucking retarded in true bioware fashion. It would make sense if they decided the ME canon was Shepard being a failure and the Milky Way got destroyed, making them resort to these sort of extreme measures, but it seems like these Arks began their trip before that while the reapers were still hanging out around Earth (for extra drama probably so that Dick Ryder can reminisce about it and cry on Sera's shoulder).

>>145641794
>(for extra drama probably so that Dick Ryder can reminisce about it and cry on Sera's shoulder).
Oh boy I hope they reestablish contact with the milky way and find out that they're stuck in a massive shithole and their "mission" is pointless

>>145642229
Don't worry, it'll eventually lead to the discovery that family and friends are the most important things in life

>>145642354
And finding love...!

>>145642379
...in the most unexpected places (like the arms of a krogan)!

>>145642491
Or your sister!

>>145629553

I'm gonna be a Mukbanger when I grow up..

>>145645430
Where is 2/3 of its brain?

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.......

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>>145621660
Succ it up cunt

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Yen...

Skinny dipping with Oghren in lake Calenhad

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>tfw it has been almost two years and you still fantasize about Sera everyday

>>145653293
Sheesh... for what purpose...

>>145653293
>Modding her to be even uglier

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>>145587036
https://open.spotify.com/user/1156481697/playlist/57pJivChtPThtinkzq9O2N

>>145645430
Why is this kind of drawing style so popular in tumblr nowadays?

>>145654449
Tali a cute!

>>145654613
It's "stylized" so you don't need to bother with anatomy
Flat shading reminds people of the anymays (everyone loves anymays) and you don't have to worry about making it look detailed (because you probably can't paint for shit in the first place)

Selfie Gwent Cards

Selfie dice poker

>>145655151
>>145655341
pls go to soc

>>145655379
Umm no

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>Gwent cards don't carry over to NG+
Ugh. Why the fuck not.

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>>145653339
>for what purpose
Because I want a crazy and immature-ish fit blonde elven gf.

Selfie competitive horse racing

>>145655483
>move to bongland
>get a chav gf

>>145655481
Because building your gwent deck is the best part of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt™ experience

>>145651316
Looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal.

>>145655597
Umm

>>145655597
Nice pasta but why would you even post it here. This is like the tumblr fortress of 4chan

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>>145655597

Just saw this in another general...

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>>145655597

Coлac

Geralt's redecing hairline

>ywn pump Sera full of seed

>>145656289
>ywn pump Cullen full of seed

>>145656185
Кыш

>>145656420
Umm it should be кыc

>>145656381
>Cullen will never pump Sera full of seed
Cullen would love that wouldn't he?

>>145656381
Women don't produce seed

>>145655597
Troll post?

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>>145656469
Кыc-кыc?

>>145656548
That's probably one of the gay newfags.

>>145656587
мяy мяy мяy :3

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>>145656676
FINE, you're cute enough to stay.

I'm so fat

>>145658653
Eat less, fetti

>>145658674
What else should I do

>>145658887
Masturbate to elves

>>145658653
provide photographic evidence

>>145658653
provide pornographic evidence

Thom...

>>145658653
>tfw no immobile ssbbw waifu to provide for

>>145660171
I could eat myself to death for you... If only you paid my bills...

Your waifu trampling wine graves with her pretty feet?

What role will Sera play in DA4?

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>>145651316

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>>145661298
My waifu's feet are probably pretty stinky

>>145661404
None because much better companions didn't ever make a return either

>>145661404
Coordinating inquisition's spies in the north

>>145661574
>inquisition
>DA4
Disbanded

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>>145661425

>>145661641
The divine's then, same thing because the inquisitor is her lapdog. Her Trespasser slides say she moves to Tevinter and I doubt she'd suddenly become pro-magocracy being the good andrastian that she is

>>145661543
Sera is guaranteed to return along with Dorian because you can't kill them and they're going to be in the area.

>Asari are mono gendered
>They have feminine features
>Maternal instincts show much more than their paternal ones
>This somehow got into the game
>No male asari to play in Multioplayer

Fuck this man, the Asari are a somewhat decent design but could've been much better fitting if they weren't mono gendered. The volus, Hanar, Vorcha Would've all served that position much better.

>>145663103
They're an all-female race because they don't need to be impregnated. If all they could do was make other races bear their children, they'd be an all-male race

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>Fallout 4 season pass in 50 euroes
What's with these bourgeois prices

>>145663726
Daddy's credit card.

>>145663356
I know what they are, I'm just complaining that they choose that to be their thing and not the volus, vorcha or hanars one. I want male and female asari. This monogender thing doesn'´t fit the asari imo when they show much more maternal instincts and all these feminine features and all. But that's just my opinion. whatever.

>>145664185
Realistically these traits are only considered maternal (feminine) because we haven't been exposed to many male creatures that exhibit the same behavior in their young.

Chubby wlw are so good, and so beautiful. Fat wlw are so good, and so beautiful! They’re so amazing, and gorgeous, and soooooooooo deserving of love, affection, happiness, and respect!

They’re goddesses, they’re stars. They’re important. <3

>>145667308
**** plz

>>145667308
What's a wlw?

>>145668062
whales loving whales

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>ywn bury your face between Cassandra's thighs

>>145661298
Blueberry wine...

>>145667308
Um kiki get out...!

>>145661298

Morritrampled grapes would be a fantastic addition to my corn flakes...

Isabela trampling your dick with her giant hairy feet...

>>145663103
>mono gendered
>literally meaning: one gender
>they all are female
>they all show maternal instincts
I don't see what's so hard to understand

>>145661298
Cleaning her or his sticky juice covered feet?

>>145670976
With a washcloth!

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>>145671876
>lip piercing

Cassandra...

>>145672545
She's also got a baby bottle for some reason

>>145672623
It's a special concentrated foam protein shake

>>145672703
>using /meg/ memes in 2016

>>145672827
G-gomennasai...

>>145672925
it's okay I still love you!

Some shitty teenagers keep skateboarding beneath my windows

>>145673076
Now would be a perfect time to own birds and a trayless cage you could have anchored to the window.

>>145673201
I was thinking of secretly throwing some eggs at them but that's a good idea too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cLx2e4Jv9c

>>145676082
>that filename
I thought you left

>>145677049
I'm not her

http://youtu.be/3HB5ZDu3wuQ

>>145676082
Who the fuck is the monkey supposed to be?

>>145677935
No.

>>145677994
All is elf

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>>145677935

>>145678070
No.

>>145677935
elves don't have yellow eyes????

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>>145678148
Fen'Harel wills it

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>>145678268
98% of them have green eyes, but I assume that person meant the huge pupils

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What if Sebastian married Cullen?

>>145678310
Stop that

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more shitty OC

>>145677935

Flemeth had them too and she wasn't elf blooded at all, it's just that everyone who is associated with Mythal has them, no matter if human, elf or nug_

Liara?!

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>>145678909
Elves cannot be caged. Elves cannot be controlled. Understand this as your waifus turn into elf-kin, ever pathetic, ever fools!

>>145678986
Thats going right up on the fridge

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>>145679073
Also dogs

>>145679435
thanks mom!

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>>145679272

>Elves cannot be caged
Really...then what were these caged knife eared beings I sacrificed in a blood magic ritual in DA:O..?

>>145679470

>That psycho stare
Still gives me conniptions. Barkspawn was much cuter