/owg/ Overwatch General

first for mercy sitting on my face

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first for hammer man

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>>145557386
HAMMERS

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>>145557287
>Acting in part as some romanticized figure
>Wearing armor that amounts to nothing
>Deluded visions of grandeur and acting with great intent
>Cosmic failures

your thread is bad and you should feel bad

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i want reinhardt to fuck me

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So what am I supposed to do about these fucking FPS drops? The Blizz dev's "fix" of renaming the OW folder didn't do shit, it only reset my video options but after I put them back to what I used to have it's the same shit still

>>145557386
based HAMMER man
>tfw striding triumphantly across the battlefield in stonehardt and making the enemy reinhardt my bitch while my support and their support swoon at my glorious battle stratagems

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New maps please

>pick Zenyatta on defense
>our tank complaining that "we don't need two supports Zenyatta switch you're not doing anything"
>literally gold medal in damage dealt, eliminations, objective time, objective eliminations and healing
>he keeps crying
>Mercy keep calling me worthless and saying I'm not healing while she's shooting with her dumb gun and pocketing our Windowlicker
>end of the screen
>five gold medals card

Mercy and D.va players are always obnoxious as fuck holy shit

>>145557386
>>145557425
>>145557453

I got 1000 credits and I want to dosh my Reinhardt, what skin should I get? I like Lionhardt's Paladin-esque colors but I like Black/Bloodhardt's Axe

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>>145557495
>New maps

how bad are you at this game that you need something new only a month in

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I want to cum on Tracer's goggles

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who /cyborgninjaman/ here

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>>145557554
>wanting more variety means you're bad

What kind of shitty reasoning made you come up with this?

Anyone want to group in EU? Could use some mates.

>>145557573
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!?!?!?

>>145557548
i like lion hardt the most

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Get on the fucking point edition featuring muh flanks players.

>>145557495
Custom maps please

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>>145557569

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

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>>145557606
>more variety
You're not even good with what you are given and you want more

Don't waste others time or effort with you being shit. Uninstall please and thank you.

What sens do you use in a small mousepad (about 25 cm)? I just figured out that my sensitivity is 3 to 4 times higher that the 'pro players', but I'm afraid I'm gonna get killed by fast characters if I lower mine because of the limited space to move my hand.

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>load up game
>widowclicker clicks my head
>watch her click my head again from her view
>be sent back to spawn

nice game babs

I only want new maps for the new game modes desu. I want payload race.

>>145557573
come back with a cuter kpop

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>>145557569
reporting in

>save team last cap with a quad kill
>POTG
>useless genji cunt getting 3 hold m1 down kills

fucking remove this shit character yet fucking hell

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Which Tracer skin should I get: Posh or Sporty?

>>145557606
Unless you played every phase of the beta, you probably don't know the maps well enough to be THAT bored of them. If you think you do then you're 1.) bad or 2.) never played an arena shooter ever

>>145557548
Go for black/blood/stonehardt. Lionhardts armor looks plastic as shit, and stonehardts color scheme is straight superior.

>>145557819
Sporty or one of those with a helmet.

>>145557474
Is this an nvidia thing? I've noticed nothing on my 290

>>145557819
>even considering adams

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Reaper's Mariachi
OR
Roadhog's Islander

I only have enough for one. Please help a bro pick.

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>>145557837
I love those D.va edits.

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Meowritseo, please come back, we are missing you.

>>145557947
islander for big black hog

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GET ON THE FUCKING POINT YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT

>>145557569
>>145557692
>>145557773

CHROME OR FIBERS

>no kpop

>>145557930
>"stop invading our thread"
>invades our thread
high test post there desu

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>>145557930
Sorry anon, hard to do when there are 10 million of us :)

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>Play my first game as Reaper
>Get potg

Thanks for the tips!

>>145557947

mariachi is for plebs

>>145558010
GARTERBELT

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>>145557993
B-but muh K/D stats

>>145557930
>You have been warned.
What are you going to do? Die on me?

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>LOST CONNECTION TO GAME SERVER
>can't login
>check internet connection, it's fine
>check firewalls, they're fine
>check battlenet, everything up to date and patched
>scan and repair, nothing is wrong with the game
>launch overwatch again
>LOST CONNECTION TO GAME SERVER
>been relogging and relaunching for over 3 hours now with no change
>paid 30 quid for this shit

>>145557993
>widowmaker/hanzo in volskaya shotting from the platform, literally 10cm away from the point

>mccree and widow nerfs for no reason
>zenyatta turns out to be completely overpowered

league babs, go and stay go you ruin everything

>>145558048

>believing blizzard's numbers

Wew

>>145558024
Either post some decent qt gook webms or get the fuck out.

>>145557930
We're keeping it from autosaging for you since you folks seem to be unable to save it

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post yfw it's Dorado

>>145557707
>>145557826
You're retarded if you need more than few hours per map to memorize pickups and know where the flank routes are. The game has been out for 2 weeks or so (+open beta), if you still don't know the maps you're stupid.

>>145558060

settle down panty

>>145558119
>that's all there is to knowing a map
so you've never played/been good at an arena shooter before

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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.

>>145558091
delusional widow/mcree main spotted

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Who is the strongest tank and why is it Zarya?

How do we fix Symmetra to be more viable and useful in more situations rather then been somewhat ok in one specific one?

>mfw I was getting 10 elims tops in the first week
>now getting at least 20 and sometimes 30 in koth maps
>average still on 11

wew, at least I'm better in my heart.

>>145557945
You are right. Even David Beckham is prettier than her. I guess Sporty it is.

You're tasked with adding a new character, what would be his/her gimmick?
Additionally, what would he/she look like?

Double XP fucking when

fuck this cancerous slow XP

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>>145558113
I'm okay with Dorado defense but on attack
>mfw

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>>145558113

>>145557993
t. ran in solo and died

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>>145558169
People are retards and she thrives on retardation

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Why is Watchpoint: Gibraltar objectively the best map?

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>spray called cute
>not cute at all
Why is this allowed?

i love blizzard matching me with the retards every game. Fucking loving it haha. Bloody brilliant making me carry garbage cans every time I wanna play some overwatch hahahahaha

Man I really like getting stuck with the shitters in every fucking game really nice haha this matchmaking is really well ddone hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe3hehehehe3h

>>145558171
Make her a shield tank. When you give allies shield you also get shield the amount in shield, lost on ally death.

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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

This argument makes sense until you remember that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game. So it won't sell by its quality.

The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE

Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0

And remember, straight from the lips of Jeff Kaplan, lead producer for Overwatch:

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1."
https://youtu.be/ohhVVLolLUs?t=280 4:40

>>145557573
do u think reaper likes kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgkNW2cENQ

>>145556501
Another anon here, but how does killing 2/3rds of the enemy team not help you cap the point?

Do you realize that a 5v2 is easier than a 6v6?

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Bumped a Hanzo on CT like 4 times during one round. I knew exactly what his plan was when I saw him switch to Hog and come tottering up the ramp, I just didn't care.

>>145558240
because they wanted to try hiding their weeb so they avoided calling it chibi

>>145557837
Did bkub actually draw this or is it an edit of bkubs work?

Daily reminder that Soldier is the best offense character

>>145558154
This isn't an arena shooter you retard, arena shooter is a fast paced twitch shooter which revolves around controlling pickups. How the fuck do you manage to confuse arena shooters with Overwatch? Fucking people in this general, no wonder I've already deleted 99% of the people I've added from the sheet because you're all shit.

>>145558156
Consider the Following:

(you)____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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>>145558198
Guy that can stab people for alot of damage. Can turn invisible but only while touching a wall. Looks like an edgelord.

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GET ON THE FUCKING PAYLOAD WIDOWMAKER, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

>>145558226
More like left alone to defend while team tries to farm for KDA

>>145558261
Is this a new pasta?

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>>145557425
>posting worst hammer

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>>145558113
Favorite Reaper map

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>You only have time for one more game
>select Reaper

Do you listen to Hybrid Theory or Meteora? Choose wisely, the POTG depends on it.

>>145558154
>implying that overwatch is an arena shooter
>implying that aside from that, the only thing left to know is every specific hero shortcut which aint that hard to figure out unless it's a ultra nerd lucio wallride

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>pick Torb on Dorado Attack
>teammate picks Winston
>bubbles the cart while I upgrade the turret on it
>steamroll

Finally someone who GETS IT

>>145558156
Yeah, these aren't revelations, that's blizzards design philosophy.

Play tf2 if you want an arena shooter which requires complex, difficult sets of maneuvers in order to perform basic class functions. It's really fun, I promise!

Overwatch is just a different game. You don't have to throw a fit and declare gaming dead just because you don't like the design of a new game. And if it REALLLLY bothers you that much, get into game design and make your dream game instead of expecting a corporation to get it right you entitled child.

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>>145558169
>mfw maximum charge

>>145558326
Damn I should have screencapped the guy named St-Anarchist

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>>145557569

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>>145558261

>Zarya is ultra xenophobic
>Hates all omics with a passion
>"Keep earth human, ok??"
>Tumblrites like her

???

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>>145558228

she does great even in top-end matches though

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>play reaper
>Standing somewhere high up
>Enemy team comes with the payload
>Shoot a few times to get their attention
>Jump down
>They all panic and use their ultis
>Wraithform out

I didn't even have my ult up

>>145558073
no they'll blind you with a shitty ui

>>145558198
Sniper that shoots darts to give people hp in a small aoe so that widowmaker shitters can actually be useful to the team.

>>145558420
The ultimate example of SJWs not doing their research and relying on skin-deep judgments.

>>145558198
Omnic support/healer.

Can put down multiple enhanced med kit spawners that only affect teammates and can be destroyed.
Can put down a jump pad that can be used by them and allies; it fizzles out after a while and enemies can destroy it.
Ultimate is knocking out enemies' HUD for a while. They would still have crosshair, directional damage indicators, and trap trigger indications.

i would play battleborn if it was free to take the occasional break from Overwatch but right now its not remotely worth 40 dollarydoos

>>145557287

Is that comic a reference to something? I saw one with reaper and soldier with the same just but better executed and much funnier, so either they took it from that or they're both referencing the same joke.

Also widow maker is a brain washed freak, no better than an omnic

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How to counter Bastion?

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>>145558228
>tfw always play her if there's a D.va on the other team because without fail they always keep shooting with the shield up

>and then try to defense matrix a laser

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>>145558420
>pink hair
>strong woman
>doesn't look like a model

that's why. blizz had them at such visual sights, but they don't play the game. a master play from blizz

>>145558420
It makes sense
All SJWs are disgustingly superficial people

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>>145557569
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

>>145558468
reaper is for DPS babies anyway

>>145558305
>junkrat could've jumped in and contested the point for overtime
>too busy spamming bombs from outside

Why are people like this?

>>145558519
pharah/junkrat/zenyatta

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>>145557930
The universe embraces us all, friend.

>>145558198
cute chubby boy who flirts with reinhardt

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>dva's voice lines

You know I'm so glad you rarely hear that shit in the game and the fact that I only spent $40 on this.

>>145558514
They're both edits of a Hark! A Vagrant comic. The Reaper Soldier one includes the follow up.

>>145558519
Widow maker, Pharah, Junkrat, Genji

>>145558525
I play the game and I didn't know that
Who gives a shit about Overwatch's derivative, self-serious lore?

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>>145557614
pls respond.

>>145558350
THIS BODY
HOLDING ME
REMINDS ME
OF MY
OWN
MORTALITY
EMBRACE THIS
MOMENT
REMEMBER
WE ARE ETERNAL
ALL THIS PAIN IS AN ILLUSION

>>145558581
Did Gearbox really think they stood a chance?

Man, trying out Tracer is so fun when I absolutely destroy everyone since McCree isn't that dangerous anymore.

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>tfw playing junkrat

>>145558317
the amount of times seagull has lost to backcaps is hilarious. you'd think he'd learn to stop spawn camping.

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>people that pick Bastion/Torbjörn on Attack

>>145558305
Putting a Widow on a payload is retarded though, unless it's really close to the point

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>>145557930
DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME

>24k viewers on twitch down from 70 last week


dead game general? owbabs???????

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>>145558596
They're not even as close to as cringey as Winston's. God I hate that character on all levels.

>ooga booga i look forward to working with you all

Who came up with this shit

>>145558805
>people that pick

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>>145558113
>team can't even push the cart to the first checkpoint

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>>145558708
AND OPEN WIDE TO SUCK IT IN
I FEEL IT MOVE ACROSS MY SKIN

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>>145558708

He said reaper, not Zenyatta

>enemy reaper gets 4 kills with ult then sprays well played on ground
>mercy gets potg
>reaper leaves during potg

kek

>>145558734
Daily reminder that Battleborn is getting microtransactions.

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>>145558734

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>play support every game
>team can't kill a single person
>rein just charging in running a train on us all
>mccree can't beat a symmetra 1v1
>roadhog ignoring everything to get sick hook and feed torbjorn molten core with 100% uptime
>hanzo can't hit shit

>get 4 gold medals as fucking Mercy

What can I do

What more can I fucking do

This is every single game

Why should I be punished for other people's incopmetence

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I should play Soldier76 more, He's fun.

But Junkrat is my special one

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>>145558805
>guy goes toblerone on Kings Row the entire game
>doesn't even put a sentry on the cart

>premades still an issue
>guys lets balance some shitty heroes instead of matchmaking instead
>still no way to detect premades

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WHEN IS IT COMING BACK?
THIS NEW BRAWL IS HOT GARBAGE

why is it that whenever an enemy reinhardt charges the animation is fast and if it's a bit off I get pinned anyway, but if I'm reinhardt and charge the animation is telegraphed and if I'm slightly off I just bump people?

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Are we still arguing about Forced 50? Or how relatively meager McCree's nerfs are?

>>145558827
What the hell is wrong with Winston? He's generally a positive and inoffensive guy.

>>145558240
I think it's cute

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>>145558983

Press Escape
Click Leave Game
Click Yes

>>145559027
Press P.

>>145558805
Played right I think Bastion could be viable if the player keeps moving and teamwork.

But that doesn't usually happen so.

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>>145558113
Ran this map on attach with 6 Zenyattas

The Payload never lost momentum

>P-P-P-P Pass into the Iris

>>145558350

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TdaXhpjHws

>>145559063
I get slapped with a loss either way and let some other fool take one too, it helps nobody

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>>145558915
It is? Oh boy

>>145559101
I'm impressed, You'd think your team would get deleted the instant the defenders meet you.

>>145559116

No you don't

>>145558156

Good, skill is only tool for faggots like yourself to upbraid themselves into artificial brackets.

Down with 'skill', up with fun. Overwatch gets this.

>>145559151

just one junkrat would wreak havoc

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>>145557287
>ilios
>3rd round
>defeat
>5:00 on the objective
>gold medal
>as lucio
>mfw

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Anyone got any good records?

>>145558915
Whoever thought that'd be a good idea needs to die die die

>>145558823
>no replies

No words huh owbabs? haha

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Thinking about making some Overwatch videos and putting them on YouTube. I'm going to start with a mass unboxing, but generally speaking, what else would /owg/ like to see?

>>145559141
http://www.pcgamer.com/battleborn-is-getting-microtransactions-this-week/

>>145558420

They don't play the game, you could put in the next Hitler in a game but give him pink hair and glasses and they would eat it all up.

>>145559259
Pissing in an ocean of piss

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Would you use a Titan concept art Reaper skin?

>>145558915

eh, ow launched with them

>>145559207

i enjoy Sheer Heart Attack by Queen

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>>145558901
I'M REACHING UP AND REACHING OUT
I'M REACHING FOR THE RANDOM OR
WHATEVER WILL BEWILDER ME
WHATEVER WILL BEWILDER ME

>>145559203
That's actually a pretty high amount of Objective time regardless of the character.

>>145558823
>caring about streamers and their braindead followers.

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I don't know why but something about hanzo's portrait triggers me.

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>>145559151
granted, the enemy team had to be a bunch of shitters that never switch roles.

Basically any time an enemy would step to us, they already had a discord orb while being head beamed by 6 coordinated fools each with an orb of harmony

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#1 Overwatch stream

>>145559384
Always k-pop.

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>>145559301
>reader

w

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>>145559327
because it's the first thing you see whenever you load up a game

Has Blizzard said anything about the FPS drops yet?

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>>145559268

>>145559305
>Our game isn't doing too well and our competition is stealing all of our customers
>I know, let's add microtransactions!
>You're a god damn genius, James, you're promoted

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>OW releases with microtransactions
>Makes gorillion dollars overnight
>Gearbox tries it on their playbase of 7 people
>Immediately mocked

It's weird what spending more than 0 dollars on advertisement will get you

Not played since the patch, do Mcree and Windowlicker still dominate?

And who do you think they'll nerf/buff next?

>>145559327
>plucked eyebrows
>meticulously trimmed beard
>oiled hair
>eyeliner
>foundation

hanzo is metro as fuck

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>>145559463

>Blizzard adressing technical issues and/or balancing the game more than twice every 3 months

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>>145559553

mcree is still broken easymode and widowmaker is a bit more nerfed due to the unscoping delay change, but still the most broken character

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>try to say thanks
>hit emote instead

junkrat is the most skill less hero in the entire game

everytime junkrat kills somebody it's just by pure luck, fitting with his ebin LE QUIRKY AUSTRALIAN DEMOMAN XD personality

>>145559553
Widows are disappearing and McCrutch is only for left clickers who can aim. In other words the game is much better now.

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holy fuck

can this bitch get banned already?

>>145558198
Aesthetically not-Josuke/"delinquent" teenager with quasi-magnetism powers.

>half baked ideas for this concept

Something like the Spy's Sap
Something that keeps everyone "grounded" (Attacks with knock back won't move you even a little.Roadhog can't hook you while its up)
Something that turns all nearby projectiles into a homing attack on a single target. (This sounds cool on paper but I can't think of a way to execute something like this without your team getting pissed that their shots are chasing after a different target)
Something like Mercy's damage boost but applied to everyone in a radius. (could be an Ult. when paired with the grounded effect. I guess)
Something that buffs everyone in a radius to leech health when they do damage.
Something that gives everyone a very fast wall run for about 10 seconds (it won't go away while you're wall running to prevent you falling to your death but once you're on the ground again it's gone).

>>145559259
>mass unboxing
this is honestly the laziest shit you can put on an overwatch channel and that's saying something

>>145559493

if they had talent or intelligence they wouldn't be working for gearbox

>>145559651
and yet he's much more fun than other skill-pro heroes

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>>145559310
AND FOLLOWING OUT WILL AND WIND
WE MAY JUST GO WHERE NO ONE'S BEEN
WE'LL RIDE THE SPIRAL TO THE END
AND MAY JUST GO WHERE NO ONE'S BEEN

>>145559301
they didnt even try to hide the angry kneepads back then

>>145559639
>lets ult in front of a mcree with flashbang and a mercy
>what could possibly go wrong

>>145559664
How?
Just, fucking how?
I could buy a harem of seductive escorts for half of that, is this some mafia money laundering?

>>145559664
When arguing with feminists and SJWs, why don't people point to sluts like this?

>>145559664
>those donations

This can't be real.

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>"can someone go tank??"
>is playing Hanzo himself

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>>145558113
Dorado is my favorite pure payload map

>>145559639
t. genji

lmao

>>145559689
It was a specific request from anon and I know it's lazy, but I think it would make a nice intro video.

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>>145559745
>dodge the flashbang with perfect prediction
>LOL IT STILL HIT ANYWAY EPIC

le skill based 20-tick autoaim game

>tfw Reinhart and you precast HAMMER DOWN mid jump from a sneaky high perch and land it like a fuckin' badass when you crash to the ground taking out most of the enemy team.

Its so god damned satisfying holy shit.

>>145559310
>>145559710

the song is about anal fisting

just sayin

Why the fuck is there a cowboy in this world

It's so out of place, at least cyborg ninjas and shit are justified by the whole omnic thing

>>145559862
I don't think you know what auto aim is, anon

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>>145559891
the south is finally rising

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>>145559823
>>145559826
it amazes me how twitch keeps these channels up

>>145559849
it is very real and it happens all the time. this bitch is fucking insane

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>>145559826
Nah, that's just empowering to them. Womyn conquering the barbarians.

>>145559826
They do, feminists and SJWs defend it as freedom.

>>145559936
But he's from New Mexico

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overwatch is a skill based video game

>>145558983
That's when you give up on support and throw the team to the wind. Every man for themselves.

>>145559850
>can someone take this faggot genji out of my ass? I cant heal people like that
>i dont give a fuck m8
>switch to tracer
>huuur duur no support gg

Mecha or Indian Pharah?

>>145557569
>Friend "Mains" Genji
>"DUDE i Main GenjI HIGHEST MADDEST HARDEST SKILL FLOOR DUDE"
>He dies constantly
>Doesn't know when to parry
>Does literally nothing
>But proud of himself for using the "hardest character to ever exist in OW"

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>>145559891
He is Revolver Ocelot.

>>145560032

hey as long as he's having fun (and keeps himself out of my games)

>>145559850
Or how about this
>"Pick Hanzo because we don't have one"
Told him to piss off and carried as Reinhart

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>>145559940
this is what league shitters actually watch

>>145560000
>>overwatch is a skill based video game
>junkrat is in the game who does 150 splash damage

go figure

>>145559891
McCree is a cyborg cowboy, notice his arm. It's actually way more plausible than cyborg ninjas. Genji learned his ninja shit before he became part machine.There are some people who still dress a bit like that in some parts of the Southwest. He's just a skilled shooter with a distinct get up.

>>145560019
Default/Titanium.

>>145557819
sporty is the best looking one tbqh

mccree is still op but now only if you have good aim

his weapon is ridiculously strong

>Hanzo does JACKSHIT all game long
>he gets POTG after we lose, it's him pressing Q and getting four assist
>"LMAO I TOLD YOU I WAS THE BEST U ALL SHIT"
>I had gold medal in damage dealt
>as Lucio

w e w

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>>145559664
>>145559424

>twitch bans guys for being shirtless even if only their neck is visible
>it's totally ok to literally cut a t-shirt open to show tits, spend a half-hour with tit webcam maximized and open crates, then spend 10 minutes ingame before rinsing and repeating

>>145559891

mccree is a cosplayer and probably a bit unwell

>>145560154

ayup

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>>145560019

>>145559880
Nah, that's Stinkfist.

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Post yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE

>>145559664
>someone willingly gave her 29k
>someone willingly gave her over 3k at once

and she isn't even attractive in the slightest way and her voice causes cancer.

Is twitch some weird fetish site in disguise? If I put big tits on me through surgery and start streaming will I make this much money too?

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>>145560019
I personally like mecha Pharah, but I have a huge biased boner towards it due to Heavy Arms being my favorite gundam, and of course the obvious nod towards it with her ultimate.
Not too keen on the native american style.

>>145560236

they can have more than one song about it

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>"can someone go tank please"
>"ok"
>picks reinhardt

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>Join game
>See this
>"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"
>Hear Rules of Nature playing faintly in the distance

what do?

>>145560259
>If I put big tits on me through surgery and start streaming will I make this much money too?
yes

>>145560207
I don't understand how people are dumb enough to pay to insult these whores while they cry crocodile tears and have their paypal account open on their phone

Don't they realise they're being played?

>>145559664
Emperor Miramisu needs to ease off the Tiramisu.

>>145557993
I'VE NEVER BEEN OFF THE POINT YOU IDIOT TORBJUSELESS!

>>145560019
Red/White indian Pharah.

>>145560019
Everybody has Mecha, so Raptorion

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>>145560245

>>145560338
Run/fly the fuck away while shooting wildly

>>145560330
You talkin shit about hammer man?

Post yer country, server, ping and how much it affects you.

Im russia, eu servers, ping around 45-55 and most of the retarded situations i saw is roadhog vs reaper and reaper vs mc'ree.

Hog vs reaper: as a reaper i can't smoke after being hooked but if i hook enemy reaper he can easily go to smoke after hook. Same with mcree: if i flashbang reaper i often die because they turn around and kill me but as reaper i see them slowly run up to me and fan.

>annoying britcuckcunt doesnt get HP refill with E key

there fixed this bullshit with her outliving everything

>>145559664
this slutty bitch acts like a total cunt to people, shoves her tits in the camera and never gets banned.

what a fucking embarrassment.

>>145560338
kill him

>>145560129

maximum splash on junkrats grenades is 80

>Enemy Reinhardt presses Q while I'm falling from somewhere
>Land on the cracked ground afterwards
>Get stunned anyway
Why

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>>145560338
Lay down an elaborate trap

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>>145560245

Why are the robutts so useless here?

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>enemy team has 6 dvas
>their mechs all have different colours and they keep spamming power ranger memes

>>145560415
Poland
EU
50-70
Idk, never played with less so dunno what would change

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>>145557287
>Rocket Barrage ready
>They've all run into a tunnel on Route 66
>"Shit they've got that fucking Mercy"
>"Okay, I've got to kill the Mercy"
>"I'll aim for the Mercy first"
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
>Kill fucking five of them
>"Who did I miss"

>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT!

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>>145559664
>donating almost 30,000 euros

>>145560516
>it rube goldbergs directly into your crotch

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>yfw genji thinks he's about to destroy your turret after already having used his abilities and you pop molten core

>>145559664
>made a comment on her nose earlier
>she actually is jewish

well.

>>145560553

>anime shitter can't collect his free win against 6 dvas
>blogs about it

typical

>>145560593
go one her channel and report her

the shit she is spewing is unreal

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>>145560605
>Play of the game

High DPI or Low DPI?

>>145560567
>yfw she gets the POTG

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>>145559553
feels like mccree is more fair so now i can play him and not feel like trash if that means anything

>>145560679
>samuraievil

>>145557569
RULES OF NATURE

>>145560742
it's okay, he mains reaper.

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>>145560702
REMOVE THIS CHARACTER

Daily reminder that Genji is literally useless for anything other than harassing the enemy team as they run back from their spawn

Pick a hero that can GET ON THE FUCKIMG OBJECTIVE or kill yourself

>>145560328
Most of the songs from Lateralus are literally 3deep5u soul shit.

>>145560618
I love molten core just because I can run around giving out hot rivet dickings like there's no tomorrow.

>>145560695

max dpi, middle setting for windows sens, real damn low in-game

>>145560225
Cute!

>>145560398
Late to the game chapo. I started seeing nothing but Raptorians last week I assume because everyone wanted to be a special snowflake.

>be zarya
>throw ult
>friend on phara gets potg from my ult
>"haha yea my ult won the game for sure"
POTG rework for zarya when? Even when i don't play her but see "her" POTG i feel sad.

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>team going off in all directions instead of playing together

>tfw countersniping windowlickers as Mercy is now 2x easier
EAT SHIT AND DIE
NO MERCY FOR SHITTER WHORES

>>145560824

yeah figuring out what The Grudge was about sure stumped me after i took that hard blow to the head

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>it's a "Your team doesn't focus down the enemies strongest player"-episode

Just please kill that Hanzo/Widow

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>>145559997
>tfw no Southern heroes in vidya

Is there a practice mode? I don't want to drag anyone down with my suckiness.

I was on the fence about Surefour hacking but after watching reaver's stream (twitch/tehreaver) it looks like he's aimbotting too.
Just watch his tracking with automatic weapons (soldier 76 being the most obvious).

>>145560895
Since when does the setup get the glory in anything?

I want to make babies with Pharah!

>>145560814
but for payloard you need that one guy who will afk on truck and rest of team is free to go spawncamp

>>145560982
Play against bots in custom game.

>>145560837
retard
>>145560695
lowest dpi possible, if you have lowest like 100 then set to 400. 6 in windows, mouse accel off, and toy with in game sens. Since its crippled and you cant use decimals it might be a bit retarded for somebody who knows what sens he wants to use.

>>145560982
Yes it's called Quick Play

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>>145560665
jesus fucking christ, what the fuck am I watching

>>145560954

that's a contradiction in terms

>>145560954
>New hero is some Confederate roleplayer with an authentic musket.

>>145561056
>>145561080
Okay. Thank youse!
>proceeds to get spawncamped by bots

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>>145560895
I've been thinking about this

There should be splitscreen/dual POTGs

If you get something like a 5-Man Graviton Surge/Rocket Barrage combo or an Earthshatter/Death Blossom then the POTG screen should split to show both characters in the announcement screen and you should see the play from both perspectives too

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>>145558598

That's it. Thanks, I actually love hark a vagrant and I've seen a few other Overwatch versions that were absolutely terrible but that one was really funny

>>145561172

they literally said they are working on that

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Remember to be friendly to your fellow teammates.

>>145561125
It might kill you watching for too long anon.

>game running fine since i got it
>playing with friends
>i suddenly drop to 5fps
>cant even close the game
>crashes entire computer when i try to force close it
>happens again after I restart
OH JOY

Who is more smug, Widow or Mercy.

>>145559664
>Want to have some dignity and self respect
>But if I get my tits out on camera I could get a shitload of money
Is it worth it?

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Does anyone ever use target practice to warm up? I find myself landing way more headshots as Zen after about 10 minutes of it

>>145561253

we can only hope

>>145561263
Widow, duh

>>145561015
I want Pharah to rain justice down on my butt cheeks.

>>145560659
We won though.

>>145561125
>>145561279

Make sure to report her to get her channel taken down

>>145561263
mercy. carefree is the smuggest thing i've seen

>>145558519
mercy. maintain max distance so his spread is too big to do much damage to you then jack him up with your pistol in 3 seconds. this is really good on point B hanamura if you can see him through the door

>healers are boring as fuck
>games are entirely unwinnable without one

every fucking game
every
single
fucking
game

the only game i've ever seen that does supports right is dota

>>145561172
Apparently they're working on making PotG more "cinematic", especially with plays like lifesaver so they aren't so boring to watch.

>>145561249
Neat, I thought they were just enhancing it to make things like Setups and sick plays feature in the POTG rather than
>x pressed Q on more people at once than everyone else

>>145561328
Why don't you grow up?

Tracerfags need to swallow acid youre the most annoying fucking shitscum in this cancer game

Reaper or Tracer, who is better? I'm decent at both.