/dsg/ - Souls General

first for ghru curved sword

Anyone got a Clerick's candlestick their not using?

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Is Kriemhild the most disgusting female NPC in any SoulsBorne game or what?

>getting backstabbed by a Ghru

Well fuck me again

>>145530105
Sure, let me boot up my Gameboy Advanced.

>>145530173
fun in farron keep

>>145530057
>the bleed-dedicated curved sword has the highest AR in the entire weapon class
>the poison-dedicated curved sword has among the lowest
It's not fair

>tfw you can't help two anons at the same time
>you can't help that anon who was in like NG+++ Archivies and other shit

>the 2 hit system is so flawed that a pack of rats is more lethal than a single red eyed enemy

>>145530218

I'm talking about the other candlestick senpai

>>145530297
I snipe rats in the dungeon after being staggered to death by them.

>>145530297
So like normal then

>>145530260

Don't worry! We'll get a poison buff soon.

;_;

>>145530105
send greirat to irithyll, he'll sell one then

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>>145530134

>>145530309
Don't worry, I have one on my Wii-U save.

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>>145530134
BALANCED

>>145530357
Only if we go back to Dark2

>>145530137
karla and heysel look worse than her

>>145530297
>he didn't die repeatedly to the 2 rats under the dragon bridge in ds1

>>145530363

kek, he's still imprisoned, guess I'll go free the nigga

>>145530363
Just don't let him die! Make sure that Siegward is there when Greirat is stealing, or he'll die.

How did thrusting swords get nerfed? Can I finally use an estoc without people meme crystaling out?

This game's playerbase went way downhill post-DS

most of you are insufferable or straight up stupid

>>145530489
why not use a weapon thats more than just r1 though?

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>>145530442
>Heysel became a worm is because she thought she wasn't pretty enough
Stop bullying the poor girl

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>>145530134

>>145530446
N-No I didn't senpai...

At the very least you could poise stack infinite rats in DaS1 or black knight sword them

>>145530565
>unironically ganking
nice.meme

>>145530424
>700 damage
doing over half the guy's health
the dangers of 27 vig He'd have likely died anyway but wear a fucking life ring holy shit

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>>145530134

So whats the difference between a mad dark spirit and just a normal dark spirit?

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>>145530540

Because the real weapon is in my left hand

and I've been rocking the Saint Bident because it's so pretty

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Fantastic work all around by fromsoftware.

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anyone got more of these?

>>145530657
>bandwagon vs bandwagon

>>145530692
They're mad spirits, but enemies won't attack them and they cannot attack enemies

>>145530692
A mad dark spirit is there to kill whoever, and the normal ones try to kill the host. Also, summoning a mad dark spirit lets them co-op with friendly fire on, but they can decide to murder you.

>>145530692

Mad Dark Spirits can actually gain something out of killing phantoms, either invaders or summons.

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>>145530724
no

>>145530724

The Vicar Amelia one is my favorite.

>>145530706
I use a talisman and a real mans weapon, git gud

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>>145530134
you're a fitly filename thief REEEEEEEEeee

>>145530731
>implying i haven't been using fists for months.

>>145530692

Madmen can kill phantoms of any alignment OR hosts in order to get them shackles, dark spirits have to kill the host

>>145530624
Yeah, lots of retarded people down here at SL80, it's pretty funny how viable the opponent's stupidity is in this meta.

>>145530442
>not using Heysel's face as a base to make your own magic waifu
She's a really good starter kit to be honest

>>145530274
We had a great time too!
Also, reposting:

>PC, pw dsg, Halfway Fortress in 15 minutes to dried finger low level fun on NG

>>145530756
>>145530757
>>145530765

Okay, thanks.

Separate question, is the golden ritual spear a good substitute for a +10 court staff?

>>145530818
I use yuria's as a base and havent been disappointed, maybe ill try heysel one day though

>>145530818
>low level fun on NG
Can I bring my 120 shitter?

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>>145530724

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>>145530818
>Forgot picture

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>>145530134

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>>145530945
If he can survive at like, level 20-ish with downscale

>>145530895
Heysel's got this death glare going on but a little crestfallen slider action turns that frown

into a less of a frown

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>>145530624
Lifering won't save you.

>>145531098
didnt you say that character was a boy

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>>145530808
>filename thief
MY VICTIM FLEW HIGHER, I"M ENTITLED TO IT

>>145531098
>If he can survive at like, level 20-ish with downscale
How does the nerf even work? Should I upgrade my smoughhammer to +5 for fun and videogames

>>145531137
muh hyper armour

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>>145531098
Can a level 500 play?

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>>145531098
>>145531153

He did, yeah.

Thanks, based fagman.

And thanks for the sliders, most of all.

so whens the pope event and are SL120superman allowed?
if they are i was thinking i should make a SL150 to be the king among the shitters

>>145531137
how the fuck did you do 600 damage with 1 r1???????????????????????????????? is the game broken

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>>145530134
>>145531137
Seems like this WA is hard counter aginst baiting UGS

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level 1, no healing, no shielding, no pendant, no damage

Way harder than it seemed.

I only have ONE more challenge left until I'm finally free, and that's Kalameet. S-surely it won't be that hard

>>145531206
No, only level 387 :^)

>>145531173
Sure, but I don't know if that helps invalidate it

>>145531153
he's a soft faced man

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>>145531189
It's the only effective way to land this shitty WA, with a telegraphed Hyper armor bait.

>>145531361
Jeez, dude, good luck. The real problem isn't the fight, it's the migrane you'll get from his telekenesis attack.

>>145531349
It's L1 two hit

>>145531378
I'll put my sign down now

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>>145530134
biggest shitters=bleedfags

holy fuck did I make a mistake buying this

i cant even beat this frost dog with a mace

doesnt help the controls are all in xbox

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>>145530134

>>145531571
>are all in xbox
i dont know why this is funny too me

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>>145531571
your garbage kid

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I have no life, a dried finger, and a thirty six pack of Pibb Xtra

Character Level: 17
NG
pw dsg

Lettuce begin this journey of discovery

>>145531252
Of course.

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>tfw just spent 2 weeks beating DS1 and DS2 to play DS3 and now I'm too burnt out on "fuck-you-in-the-ass" type vidya

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>>145531336
if 120 is allowed SL800 may as well be allowed.

>>145531571
>doesnt help the controls are all in xbox

My sides

>pskid trying to play in a real platform

What is the lowest level before I end up invading level 120s?

>>145531137

that fucking weeaboo ninja leap is absrudly OP, nice job FROM

>>145531630
>Character Level: 17

Not going to get many invasions with how the covenant works

My sign is down

>>145531729
90

>>145531729
100SL

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>>145531729

>>145531729
90
https://mpql.net/tools/dark-souls-3/?l=120&w=

DS3 metas:
80 ng endgame
90 invasions and darkmoon summon meta
100 what are you doing here meta
120 quality builds are god and magic is ok tier
150 melee/magic hybrids
anywhere else PVE metas

>>145531819
ignore this

>>145531795
>>145531803
>>145531807
Its 86 for mound-makers

can I use phantasm on LHB? Is it good?

>>145531785
>one of the worst WA
>OP

>>145531729
108

>>145531716
PC isn't a real platform?

>>145531937
it was buffed last patch tho, has hyperarmor and cant be rolled under

>>145531785
Its really fucking terrible and only hits non reactionary players, as in, bad players.

>>145531917
a madman wouldnt waste time with meta wanking

>>145531917
>some newfag want to avoid 120 because of memes and subculture war
>giving him correct answer
Come on. He's 40/40 shitter.

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>>145530775
>>145530957

>>145532051
why do people like mound-makers so much? I tried it and most of the time id invade just to see "kill host or THREE phantoms"

and its like oh fuck why

i used my ember and put lightning on my sword and this frost doggo still killed me with half health left

fuck this

>>145532143
WILD
CARD
XD

>>145532143
only the sickest of cunts invade as moundies

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Exactly how buff should I make my UGS guy?
The smaller one is default, the larger one is max arms.
Im wondering if I should put it somewhere in the middle or just be a brick shithouse

>>145532185
run past it and then cheese it with firebombs

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When?

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>>145532137
kek, haven't seen that version of it before

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It's finally over. Shame it didn't take a screen for the plat though

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would /dsg/ summon me :)

>>145532143
Because of funny grandpa hehehe
You can kill other reds
And good luck for red against 40end rolling host with bloodring and 3 pass summons.

Does anyone have the list of staves, chimes, and talismans and how much they're affected with scaling?

>>145532402
there's one in the OP on the ds3 docs

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>>145532292
It seems like it's going to be Backflip only edition whenever they do add it.

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>>145532402
This?

>>145532395
Only shitters summon, so sorry senpai

>>145532006

I rolled through it and it completely ignored my i frames

>>145532363
Well done man

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>sitting in anor londo on das1
>waiting for a summon for my entire life
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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And we're off!

Stray Demon killed one of our phantoms, and supplies are running short

Off to the Shrine for a quick tune up and level up, then we're back

Old Wolf of Farron
Dried Finger
Character Level 17+ ish
pw dsg

>>145532519
Thanks, I guess it's back to working on my waifus and husbandos

Why do my weapons do jack shit in DaS II?

Why can't I parry very well?

How do I kill damn near the easiest enemies
?

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>>145532541
sign down fampai

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>>145532541
>die to demon
>again
>get concord shortly after

It could have been worse, where are you guys now?

>>145532690
Old Wolf of Farron

>>145532231
You should start by not wearing the shitty alva gauntlets. No really, they're one of the worst pieces of armor in the game, compare them to the nameless or fallen gauntlets. I don't even think they look good.

>>145532741
Are you the same guy that SL600+ and Bloodborne helped last time?

>>145532464
but will it have iframes

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At least I've got something to help with the Souls itch until the DLC hits

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>>145532830
Yes.

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Guess who just stomped on the firekeeper's head?
Well, did I do it? Is the cycle of fire and darkness finally ended? God knows it was easy to accomplish, though the last couple of boss fights we'rent a joke.

Also, I thought this video might warm your shriven crestfalllen souls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lArofP1x7c8 [Embed]

>>145532962
I wish backstep had iframes

>>145533036
i wish backstep had infinite poise

FROST

DOG

ON

5%

HEALTH

FUCK

THIS

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>sit at sl89 for several days waiting for buddy
>bounce between pontiffs and helping rando bo bandos with Aldrich
>at this point in time I believe there is a group of around 30-40 players who I have fought atleast 5 times each
>cry tears of joy when I fight new people

Jesus Christ I'm so tired of seeing the same slack jawed faggots over and over again. They never change anything about their setups. Literally nothing except maybe what parry tool they are using.

How could this much monotony possibly be fun for people?

>>145532541
Heysel just fucked our shit up

That pick axe, man.

>>145532910
Bloodborne?

Salt and Sanctuary?

Fuck I want to play Bloodborne. Fuck Sony

>>145533036
No you fucker. We still have epic twitch spins here in DS3. It's not BB

>>145533102
this would work too, would be nice to be able to backstep out of straight sword spam then do a backstep attack

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>>145529825
>invade forest with sl38 character with plus 5 weapon
>just 1 host spamming wog with sorcerers and a hornet ring great club
>he's wearing the witches set
>kill him with the red tearstone ring and the help of the bandit npc
>98000 souls
nice

>>145533141
She sure did
Those fucking curse clouds didn't help either
Do you need embers?

>mfw your little co-op party dies

;_;

>>145533141
>>145533228
Oh shit, sign where?

I'm still here!

>>145533115
And there a lot of people who use Dark Sword for NG+6. They don't use anything except dark sword for 100+ hours. Try 120SL

>>145532431
>>145532479
Thanks!

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>>145533036
Backsteps were really strong in PvP in DaS2 with any decent amount of AGL.

>>145533439
the game looks terrible in this pic senpai

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Why is he such a fucking crybaby faggot ?
also he does legion's gesture ironically right ?

>>145533439
What is it about Dark Souls that makes everything made of meat look like its made of plastic?

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FUCK

VORDT

>>145533648
No one cares Peeve

>>145533726
pfff

>>145533735
who the fuck is peeve ?

>>145533726

heres your reply

try /v/

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>>145533563
I mainly thought his face would make a funny [screams externally] kind of picture.

>>145533785
No one cares Jund

>>145533726
could screenshot your entire screen with that up fullscreen and the date visible for me senpai

>>145533726
I would have expected you to have returned it for Iudex Gundyr

>>145533726
(lol

>>145533648
DamnNoHtml is more crying faggot.
>someone called him for being metashitter
>he start making bitching videos
>still use metagarbage and autistic spins
>people using gestures in middle of duel agaisnt him because of cancer playstyle
>still triggered

>>145533845

>when Yorshka sees you putting on the Rosaria's Fingers pendant

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>>145533726
Okay I got him

>>145534027
Whcih cov had the coolest icon?

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>>145533845

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>Still discussing meta when we all agree on 125 and 200

80fags and 120fags need to fuck off

http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479056/

>>145533726
Pathetic

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Sorry about making you watch the cutscenes. Abyss Watchers is my favorite boss.

Take a bathroom break, get a drink etc.

We're heading to the Cathedral of the Deep next, for the purpose of the doll.

So Alva bros, any more Co-op for tonight?

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>>145534219
SL 700 is the new meta my friend

>>145534219
>>145534356
>people too lazy too get all skill capes
802 is the god meta

>>145534107

I personally like the Aldrich Faithful's icon.

>>145534163

I laughed.

Rate build
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/400636

>>145530818
Got Heysel's sliders? I need it for reasons.

>>145531646
DaS3 is probably one of the easiest games

>>145534492
Retarded amount of Vit

Just put more into END and get more poise, you can never have enough poise

>>145534353
>>145534343
One second Alva bros, gonna go kill the tree and make Havel's Ring

If you want to get a head start put your signs by the Crucifixion Woods bonfire then by the one outside the Cathedral itself

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>>145534343
>>145534353
Looking foward to more coops!

>>145534492
>37 poise
it's shit

>>145534614
>>145534634
>just show up at the end

I also should not have changed this character's name.

Sign at the woods

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>most of the faggots that run around anor londo with obscuring ring and dunce crown trying to 1 shot people are gook slant japs
Why are they the biggest pussies in this fucking game

>>145534107
The Watchdogs of Farron

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>>145534445
youre right

>>145534778

i wonder waht the actual best build would be at this meta

>>145534728
Well your pictures says because they're fucking white males

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>>145534516
http://imgur.com/a/HkrMw

>>145534219
150 would be great for melee/magic hybrids

>>145530137
Maybe but I think it says more about how bad DS3 characters look in general than it does about Kreimhild-chan

>>145534728
>most of the faggots that run around anor londo with password summoned gank squad and obscuring ring trying to rape people are fat burgers
Why are they the biggest pussies in this fucking game? 90% gank squads on PS4 are US boys.

>>145534943

Wow, Londor Pale Shade is really handsome.

>>145534660
No it isn't
>>145534597
It has two ring slots ( no FAP ring)so I could add wolf ring and still have hornet/ flip/ red tear. 32 poise is all you need

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>>145534696
just your luck, made another memento

Waiting for the seeker at crucifixion

>Doing DS2 Brume Tower
>Guy jumps out of the snow and slams me into the ground
>"Wow that was bullshit they won't do that twice"
>Exact same thing 2 seconds later

Also what level are you supposed to be for this area? Those lightning witches and bow ghosts take no less than 20 fucking soul arrows to kill.

>>145535047
That's actually just the default male face. Same with several other NPCs like Leonhard and Albert

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Killed a tree, got juiced by Yoel's jew magic, refined a Zweihander

You know, the usual.

PC, pw dsg, low level dried finger
Signs at Crucifixion Woods bonfire

>>145535027
>most of the gank squads are US
that's universal baby in fact most fo the gank squads are Euroscum
It's one thing if you run into gank squads though and you want to give yourself advantage by maxing INT to 60 and Viggouging yourself to oblivion so a fart can kill you but when you see 1 host fight fucking fair not like a fucking bitch

>>145535268
>low level dried finger

This won't work, won't get invaded unless you level up to the area's average

>>145535324
25 +2 is probably fine for Cathedral as it stands at the moment

I expect Carthus Catacombs to really heat things up in terms of invasions though

>>145532464
Is this a WA or removed content? What weapon is that?

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>>145535392
Cathedral is more like ~33 +3.

Also sign is down on top of a rock

>>145535202
don't know what level you should be but you can trivialize going through most DLC areas if you use Alluring Skulls/Yearn

>>145535452
Unused content.
The weapons are the Gold and Silver Tracers, but they're not involved in the backflipping. It's forcing yourself into a weight class "below" 0% that gives you the flip.

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>>145534818
almost there my friend only 575 levels to go

>>145535202
No idea what level you're meant to be, but I did it after I finished the main game since I didn't look up shit like where to find the keys until afterwards

It's a slog no matter what, don't worry

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>poisoning hosts and their phantoms in undead settlement
>their despair as they didn't came prepared for poison of all things

This is delicious.

>>145535779

poison literally does no damage at all

>>145535649
Damn nigga, do you see ANYONE anymore?

>>145535649
>90 vitality
shit mane youre not fucking around are you

>>145535649
>Darkmoon
Wow you really hate being summoned huh

>>145535850
i get invaded once in a while but they get 3 hit

>>145533648
If you do everything ironically you do everything unironically

>Armor barely matters at all so stacking vit is basically worthless
Goddamnit. I want to use the heavy armor sets without needing to fatroll

>>145535825
It does enough for low level. 6 damage a tick from storyteller with that ridiculous duration can take out 4 to 5 estus on itself. Nobody buys moss that early.

>>145535942

>to add insult to injury, havels ring gives a whopping FIFTEEN percent to equip load

and people actually think they didnt design the game with poise intended to be working

no other explanation makes sense

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>>145535275
>1 host
Never belive in this shit. I use mage for invasions 50-120SL:
>1 host with 3 obscuring ring 200SL mages (45 dex bruh)
>1 host (1500hp+ bloodring+40end) only rolling and resumoning phantoms.
>1 host, 3 phantoms and red.
>host pretending to being alone and summon pass boys when the time comes
Everyone are shitters because of ability to summoning fuckboys and chug estus without any punish. Even lonely host can be bait and your worst nightmare. This is war, not DS1

>>145535942
>only str builds would even consider it
BALANCED

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You're a fucking bitch

As soon as that Dark Hand, and those Untrue Rings are within my possession, I'm killing you and smothering your ash on the Handmaiden's face

The only reason I wouldn't now is because I think she makes me pay more

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>>145535858
>Rolling at the speed of sound

>>145535710
>It's a slog no matter what, don't worry
>Don't worry

Okay which of the DLCs is the least shit, then? Gotta work my way up.

>>145536125
>crown
2chuuni
2cringe

>>145535920
>Rolling at the speed of sound
>Rolling AROUND at the speed of sound

I played that level so fucking much, and I think I did it because of Chao things.

>>145536204
hahahahahahaha

Iron Crown was the one I liked most, but that's not saying much. Ivory looks nice but that's literally it, and Sunken was just bad all around in my opinion

>>145536204
Ivory King is amazing.

>>145535825
it's toxic

>>145536125
your character looks like a lithuanian slut i know

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>>145536029
Well at SL65 I play to help people and if I get invaded by a mage shitter that can see me with by myself as I run after them and they just haul ass and run into mobs then as I run away they spam CSS, I'm sorry but that makes you a pussy bitch in my book.
>mfw you can switch covenants now during an invasion so I can switch to way of blue and have cops and dorks earn their ears

>>145536310
audible laughter

>>145536310
I'm convinced this is still the best webm that's come out of DS3

Can anyone here on PC give me 99 souls of a great champion? Don't feel like levelling yet another character.

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>>145536087
What do you get out of killing her anyways?

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>>145536346
still shit and not as good as bleed
>yfw you fell for the storyteller staff is good meme

>>145536513
>HURR IF IT'S NOT TOP OF THE META 44/40/40/40 IT'S SHIT
>EVEN FOR A SOUL LEVEL 20+2 SETTLEMENT INVASION
/dsg/ is fucking retarded

>vit and end is useless in general
>str and dex is useless because of raw
>no need for more than 27 vig
Is it a sign for making a sorcerer for full int in ds3?

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>>145536310

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I tried cosplaying this guy once. Got bodied because Longsword + Bandit's Knife is fucking stupid

Also, I think we're being followed considering this is the same guy who invaded in Crucifixion Woods

>>145536460
Ashes, and by extension her clothes and Darkdrift (of which nothing can defend against)

>>145536460
Motherfucking darkdrift, son.

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>>145536460
You get her set, darkdrift, and londor pale shades will invade you at certain spots.
You do miss on the Pale Shade Set if i'm not mistaken though

>>145536645
>epic scriptkid following us
Nice. Pls summon ;_;

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DUDE PARRY LMAO

>>145536626
>end is useless

babby weapon swinger detected

>>145536396
Low lvl mages don't have HP. They die after two SS/rapier hits. You can just roll all CSS and chase him. And they have limited esuts

>>145536741
>You do miss on the Pale Shade Set if i'm not mistaken though
nah

pale shade ONLY invades if you've aggroed or killed her

>>145536786
But you have to coop with it to get the set, right?
I don't remember

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>>145536229
then what should i wear?

>>145536741
Makes me mad that the mask doesn't expose the back of your character's head for ponytail reasons.

>>145536773
The spells are all easy to dosge but NG++ fireballs and the two guards aren't.
Don't try to justify it, having 10 Vig with 60INt was your decision as was being a faggot who thought it would be LOL SO FAHNNYY XDD running around with an obscuring ring trying to 1 shot people and don't even try to lie that you don't do it to any host even those without other phantoms I've seen people do it to fight club hosts as well it's just an all around pussy move and should be rectified somehow.

>>145536832
no
summoning it once at either abyss watchers or pontiff gets you a gesture

making yuria mad and then killing shade at swamp and irithyll makes the set spawn back at firelink

>>145536768
Anon pls.
>he chug
>you run
>50/50 R1 or backstab
>he think its R1
>he wrong
>le kek parry lmao rekt gestures

>>145536645
Bro what's your VIG at?

Invaded by Mad Jester again, currently hiding somwhere in the Cathedral.

Fun fact: If you have maggots on you but no torch, getting hit by one of the robed cathedral women that carry around arbalests and shit will cleanse of them since it's a fire attack

>>145537131
16, been boosting stuff for my refined Zwei

>>145535275
>most fo the gank squads are Euroscum
That's not my experience. Invading Euro times, I get the occasional solo host, some duos going through the level, the occasional impromptu fightclub, and a few ganksquads. Invading US hours? Literally nothing but ganksquads everywhere I go.

Why would one chose the great over the large club?
The damage difference is minuscule compared to the stat requirements.

Mad Jester you little cunt

That fucking Dark Hand hits like a fucking truck what the fuck

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FEAR

>>145537208
>16
>16 fucking VIG
>using refined at these levels

Do yourself a favor and raw that shit up and level up your vigor

>>145537208
>>145537272
yea, throwing knives for roughly 20% of my life
Killed me with a hornet riposte, suspicious amounts of estus, but GG anyways,I know you're in this thread

>>145537409
No :^0

Good thing I got that Life Ring :^)

>>145537227
then it looks like everyone's experience is different then, what a shocker, since most of mine have been nothing but eurotrash, IN PARTICULAR Spain and france.

>>145537447
I haven't seen anything suggesting he left, then again I've been posting in here so I can't see

He hasn't discovered my location though

Sign down at the cleansing bonfire again and I might be able to swooce right in

0 estus and 1 hit away from death, heart beating

>>145537464
It's always good to have 20hp more instead of leveling up vig at low levels.

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Do you ever wonder how many times you met someone from here by chance in Co-op or PvP /dsg/?

>>145537572
If their name is really dumb I assume it's /dsg/

One time I invaded and got invaded back to back by someone from here, though. They cooped Oceiros with me and then we were both invading in Untended Graves

>>145537572
Im The Woomy on Xbox... no one ever saw me

>>145537480
>then it looks like everyone's experience is different then, what a shocker
I know, right? It's almost like there are thousands of people playing the game all over the world at any time.

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>>145537551
VERY SUSPICIOUS

>>145537572
If they have memes (or any variation of) in their names then they're most likely from here. Though I've never met anyone in-game that I was completely certain was from here

>>145537762
Yeah I saw someone called Unkindled Cuck I bet it was one of you fuckers

>>145537572
I think I invaded Zullie once.

DID YOU EXPECT A DARK HAND?

IT WAS ME, WORMS

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>>145537572
Never. Except trading and ganking with Pliskin and pyrobro here.

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Fuck this I'm buying a torch

On the plus side I need to level up one more time to meet the Murakumo's requirements

>doing Pontiff co-op
>Sulyvahn summons Gylbehrt
>they both freeze
>nothing hurts them
>host and I both spam attacks but nothing's happening
>finally we just kind of stop, puzzled
>suddenly host goes 100-0 in an instant
>he fades out, boss still hasn't moved
What the fuck just happened?

>>145537970
>That webm
HAH

i think ive just about given up on pvp in this fucking game, literally everywhere i've invaded is 70% gank squads. using a fucking cheap weapon.

there is literally no point invading anymore may as well get used to putting red signs down at pontiff from now on.

>>145537970
damn nice play by kirkbro there

nobody expects anyone to be that fucking dumb

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>>145538051
I'm off for the night. Have fun and shit

>Aldrich Faithful
>Your ally's already there
>The game spawns you half a continent away
>Fucker can't hold it together long enough for you to get there

C'mon assholes, if you see your partner spawn, back up

Still beat them, though. Gotta love hyperarmor

Spinutto, sign off near the Deacons

Short and sweet

I'm gonna finish that up and probably just play Memewatch the rest of the night

>>145538075
But at least I roll here for nine minutes. Host was much worse as I remember. Rolling with bloodring is relaxing

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Did they buff the Dancer's TS?

At 35/35, I'm doing a lot of damage. It also feels like my L1s are costing less stamina.

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>>145538613
sure thing, let's beyblade

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you can stun some enemies using fire attacks, but explosive bolts don't trigger those interactions for some reason

i hope it will get patched
nobody complains about PvE though, so it probably won't

>>145538804
Japs complain about PvE all the time.
And japs are the only ones who get listened to.

There's a demon's souls megamule...

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>>145538613
aaand we're done
feel free to add me if you wanna continue this playthrought later
I hope you're a genji player

>>145538914
>mfw japs killed tail cuts

If it was optimized a little better maybe, but I love tail weapons.

>>145539013
Wait, that's why there aren't any tail weapons?

I mean not many bosses in DS3 even HAVE tails but still

DARK SOULS 2

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME SL 12 WITH ARMOR MAN BOSS IN HEIDE'S TOWER
?

I AM AT BONFIRE.

>>145539110
Try circling around
and then
Try strike

>>145539110
What soul memory? That's the important bit

>>145539168
not many souls at all

>>145539160
I know but my weapons are all bad I get so close and die

>>145538914
why did they think Vordt needed the nerf?
any attack used to stagger him out of the frost breath but now it's not true and you ususally kill him before he does anything in phase 2

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Recap
>ran around like a headless chicken killing crabs in some swamp
>killed some 6 ft tall edgemasters
>got juiced by a jew
>met a bitch with the dark hand
>met the greatest and final boss of dark souls in the cathedral
>chased by a cheater through a graveyard
>bled to death by maggots
>found the strength to wield my weapons
>spun like a madman against some priests
>became a pope
Still no sign of Karla. Perhaps we should keep looking on Day 2 of Alva's epic journey?

>>145539010
>mfw
I am! Genji, McCree, Mercy, Roadhog, and Hanzo are my favorites per hero type.

MitZnefet #1689

>>145539217
As in what number does it say your soul memory is on the status screen.

That's what matchmakings based off

>>145539078
Yep, Japanese players didn't like it.

>>145538074
you need to git gud
watch iskys and learn how to destroy whole worlds even with unpopular weapons

>>145538914
From doesn't listen to anyone
We complain they don't listen to us and favor nippons, and vice versa

Meanwhile From balance team checks reddit and their forums once in a while to see if there are game breaking bugs or strats, balance is way down on their priority list

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>>145539078
IGNORANT SLAVE, FINALLY WANT MY TAIL, DO YOU?

>>145539289
Because Vordt is the most difficult boss in Dark Souls, obviously.

Surprised that people can actually kill him even with the nerf, the guy's so strong

>>145539078
Yeah japs bitched about how poorly optimized the tail cuts were and they stopped doing them

Tail cut weapons were fucking awesome though, fuck them. Kalameet's Tail cut weapon was SWEET.

>>145539371
>cutting off Oceiros' tail doesn't net you the Moonlight Catalyst that when paired with the MLGS will revert it to how it was in BB

ONE job

>>145539313
No Japanese dev listens to anyone but Japanese players. The entire rest of the world doesn't even exist to them in terms of player opinions.

>>145539372
sarcasm overdrive

I killed everyone in Firelink Shrine, did I goof? Can I go back to a previous save or something?

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>>145539217
>my weapons are all bad

You can buy this thing early and clear half the game with it

>>145539293
10k

now 22k

I beat the Dragonslayer.

Gimped past all the other sentinals.

I found a humanity to get my healthy back up, thats all I needed

Next event date poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478415
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478415
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478415
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478415

More info (should I change anything?)
http://pastebin.com/jqKQj426

>>145539374
I thought those fuckers weren't a bunch of goddamn pussy faggots

Well... when it came to videogames, anyway

>>145539689
Shrine maiden respawns, increases her prices by 20%.
Firekeeper respawns, no change.
Andre respawns, pissed off at you and won't do shit until you go to the statue of Velka and absolve your sins.
Ludleth respawns, gives you some nice lore about what it feels like to link the fire.
Everyone else, you're fucked.

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>>145539689
NG+

>>145539689
If you made a save backup, yes
If not, NG+ only, nigga

It's not so bad, as you can turn their ashes to the handmaiden and buy their stuff.
Andre is the real problem, as he will refuse service, dunno if velka's statues fixes this

>>145539853
RABBIT GO HOME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145539868
It does.

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>use cracked red eye orb
>get an invasion
>as soon as i enter the world
>"Master of world has challenged area boss. Returning to your world."
>it consumed the cracked red eye orb

>>145539795
>tfw only weekend I'm busy is winning
stop it you guys ;-;

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>>145539795
>tfw no Elite Cleric set to defend popes in

>>145539975
>using cracked orbs
youre a child

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>invade a world
>guy is hosting a fight club
>as soon as they see me everyone charges me
u2

>>145539975
This is why the actual red eye orb is so early in the game

Fuck you don't even need to ever have invaded with a cracked orb to get it

>>145540103
Strange, because every time I see one I just take part in it

Maybe unequip your weapon

>>145539975
of all the getting nigged things DaS3 did
at the very VERY least it gives you a full eye orb early so you can get nigged more often

>>145539292
I don't actually have the game as it is obscenely expensive where I live, but I appreciate the gesture. I would play genji and d.va though

When will we resume our serch for Zull...er I mean, Karla?

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>>145539853
Mods are dead

>you can perserverance through fucking ugs stomp for a r1 r1 combo

god i love the BKS

>>145540327
Tomorrow-ish..

What is 39.99 cheeseburgers worth where you are though?

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>going through the crypt in DS2

Holy fuck this place is terrible.

These statues that keep spawning like 5 spoogy gaosts are annoying as fuck, and the whole place just seems really poorly laid out.

>>145540103
unlucky
i usually just run to the high ground over the arena in pontiffs' and sit there, it looks as if im charging right to the host but ive never been attacked even if i invaded a fightclub

>>145540580
about 119.99 extortion bills, we gotta shit gold if we want to game

>>145540103
>invade a world
>guy is hosting a fight club
>walk slowly towards them, wave
>we're cool, I take part in the fun
If you beeline for the host as an invader, of course they're going to charge you.

>tfw hosting a FC, get hit with an Avelyn by an invader, and 5 reds take off running to murder him

>>145540769
If you could gift blizzard games I'd probably throw it to you

I do that shit all the time

>>145540769
what the shit
i wouldn't even buy the game for 40 burger coins
can you gift blizzard games?