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Simple rockets is shit edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, Simple Rockets should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (sandbox mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and physics glitches that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in the thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game itself has received no major updates in the past few years. The most recent update was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, add symmetry modes, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more boring than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Bethesda) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
Simple Rockets is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Simple rockets isn't responding". The Developers, Jundroo, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial developing tactics. The general consensus at /srg/ is that you should not purchase the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Jundroo does not deserve your money.
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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4GnrSmjp4

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKHdJchAyw

>FAQ
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/comments/3upeuy/faq_for_all_newcomers/

>Game site
http://jundroo.com/app/simplerockets/

>SR mods
https://www.reddit.com/r/srmod

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/rendezvous_with_another_celestial_body

>Some useful calculators
http://sr.5of0.com/

>Official forum
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/controls

>Official SR fan fiction
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/smasa_aerospace

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.
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I wish I knew how to interpolate.
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>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
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>>145522458
Go back to /kspg/ faggot
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>>145522458
Take your meds
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>>145522458
And what does this have to do with simple rockets?
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>>145522458
MANmaps ruins everything.
Haven't you done enough damage for one day?
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Maxmaps Adds Fun
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>>145522458
whoops, wrong general. I don't even play simplerockets lel.
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ANTI TRUMP IS CODE FOR ANTI WHITE
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meme
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Don't let the thread die friends
I'm going to bread
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>>145525801
goodnight
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You can't speedrun early access games.
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>>145525801
*speedfriends
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what game do you speedrun?
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>>145526735
I don't speedrun games, but ksp spedrun (speedran?) my boredom.
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Hello, /srg/ is already taken, please choose an alternate acroynm.

Thank you, and medievil
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Whaddup serg?
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>>145527071
sorry, i forgot to see if srg was taken before i made the thread

i'm sure you'll understand
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reminder to ALWAYS ALWAYS use INGAME TIME
*pause buffers every zip*
*posts irrelevant Sonic video*
*World Record doesn't exist, if I don't have it*
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>>145527238
I don't??
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>>145527710
basically I fucked up like the retard i am :(
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mfw serg
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Well this is a fine howdoyoudo.
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>>145521698
>that trailer
holy fuck the cringe
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Exalt, /ssg/!
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>>145529251
This.
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>>145529251
>>145529302
>this was the scheme the whole time
Hi Maxmaps.

The history here is that Maxmaps has posted here while tripping making fun of us for creating /ssg/ while resourcegate was exploding.

By abandoning the thread during its most dire time of need, we effectively self-moderated our way out of relevance right when /kspg/ was poised to take Squad by storm and recover our resources.

/ssg/ will be shilled hard now. Buckle up.
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>>145530627
MAN. I hoped you would go down with the kspg.
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>>145531063
>ship design that plebian
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ded
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>>145521684
I was confused until I realized that the OP is copied almost word for word from ksp
why are they so absolutely butthurt about the game they all play anyway
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>>145533707
the winning move when playing ksp is to not play
but that would imply that it even manages to launch
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what happened to the other thread with anime clock girl :\
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who comfy here
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>>145534389
it would be extremely comfy
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Bumpu
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rate my landing
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Any medievil rockets ?
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ded
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what creature theme should i build in spore, keep it as memetic as possible
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oh fuck I thought we were actually dead for a minute there.
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>>145541681
why does he have cum in his nose
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Do you think that there is a purpose to human life /kspg/?
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>>145542503
yes

it is to die
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>>145542503
to shitpost
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>>145542589
for the ashes of your ancestors, and the temples of your gods
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fw NASA wasn't the GDQ killer
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Good night, /ssg/. Maybe you will feel better tomorrow.
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Where do we go when we die /kspg/?
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>>145545559
meme heaven
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>>145545559
meme hell
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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so next time
let's name the bread /sirg/ or something
because clearly /srg/ attracts people from the actual worst general on the site
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>>145553419
medievil
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>>145553419
idea: let's make new breads for other generals when they hit 750, and include /kspg/ in their title so they get autosaged and flip the fuck out.

We need to give the mod a reason to want to turn off the autosage filter. The only way to negatively reinforce that is by making him worry we are causing more trouble than we are worth.

If we lull him into a sense of complacency, he will never have a reason to remove the filter.
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>>145460743
>>145460743
>>145460743
Is the OP of this thread here? I think we'd all like to have a few words with you. You caused this. Making a new thread then was completely unnecessary and brought down the hammer.
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https://www.4chan.org/feedback
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>>145554949
kys
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>>145554358
Good idea!
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>>145555328
All your fault.
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Thanks, Kerbalisfun. There is blood on your hands.
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>>145556337
I didn't make the thread.
kys
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>>145556774
So who are you, Suicide advocate? Why are you here?
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No response. I wonder why that could be.

Surrender, Maxmaps, your end is here.
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Hey Angry Anon, we're all waiting.

Why do you advocate suicide, joke about mental illness, and spend 3 years sitting on a thread?

Why?
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>>145561161
ok MAN
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*cuts dick off*
I'm so far ahead of everyone!
*birdlaughs high above it all*
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>>145562581
You can run but you can't hide, Maxmaps.
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real rockets boys
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A a
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So I got drunk and purchased a trackIR 5 head tracker last night.
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>>145567709
>he bought trackir instead of going the DIY route
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>>145568067

Meh, I would rather get something that I know works than a hacked together solution.

I was also drunk. If I had the money I'm sure I would've got a HTC Vive instead.
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>>145568292
tbf as someone with hacked together diy trackir it works just as well as trackir

But time is most certainly money and my free time is a lot more valuable to me now so I dunno if I'd do it again
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>It's not /kspg/
Thanks, schizo.
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we lettin it die?
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>>145573659
yeh
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>>145573730
why?
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>>145573802
A schizo ruined everything
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>>145573901
ok MAN
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>>145573986
Yeah, that one.
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>>145573986
Yes, MAN ruined everything.
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>>145574571
Chillout Max, it's time to admit that you've been beat. We all see what you're trying to do.
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>Being delusional
Not even a (You)
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ded
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>>145577916
>Bumping this shit thread
Face it, it's dead.
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>>145578108
"no"
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Saged lol. Embrace the Paradigm
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>>145581241
t. Max
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MAN adds nothing.
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Hullo. Are things looking better here yet?
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>>145583097
Hi Yuri, welcome back.
Looks like the thread is still autosaging if the OP contains kspg so we have to be sirg or something for a bit.
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>>145584854
Hullo friend. Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.
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>>145551487
>replying to 1 year and 240 day old posts
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So let me get this straight

So a mod posted in that other thread for us to stop discussing stupid community drama and to instead talk about the game.

And the stupid community drama that was primarily deleted in that thread was MAN's schizoautism

So that means that it is very likely that MAN is the reason behind all of this
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>>145586518
No no no, you misunderstand
You see, the spamming was actually done by Angry Anon, who is the mod, and is deleted by Max, who is also the mod and/or Angry Anon, and he/they are doing this so they can spread the False Pentameter
That's why MAN has to spam things, so that the True Paradigm may win out and /kspg/ will die
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>>145583097
They would be a lot better if you would stop avatarfagging.

You don't have to go away, but this is detrimental. Even just posting without images would help.
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>>145587067
Go away Angry Maxnon, or I'll start throwing more pebbles that'll lead to the avalanche of the False Parliament, completely destroying the company you don't work for anymore and making them give up the eleventeen quintillion dollary-doos they directly stole from you
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Rolling for how many minutes I pretend to be biking
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>>145588273
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Boy, that was a good biking
I just love being outside, I definitely wouldn't be the type to sit at home having internet arguments all day
Especially considering the 15 black women and an Indian girl I fucked while I was out there in an alley behind Subway, boy do I love doing that kind of thing
>>145588671
You are going to die, Max
I am personally going to say that you're going to be stabbed in the streets once the billies find out about the nothing you added and the 976 septillion rubles you embalmed
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Cute!
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>>145589335
rake your flower beds
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>>145589997
kek
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Getting a haircut kspg
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>>145590201
It's all going to come crashing down, Irritated Incognito
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>>145590337
>kspg
what's that?
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>have been ignoring the thread all day
prepare to get ignored for a bunch more hours, too!

JUNE 16 IS TOMORROW
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>>145591146
>June 16 is tomorrow.
I'm so excited for absolutely nothing to happen! Woohoo!
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>>145591543
What do you mean? It's when he gets out of middle school.
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>>145591146
Fuck off rat intercourser
Go whine to the moderation Discord chat again
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where is /kspg/ ? who are you filthy usupers ?
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>>145591857
/kspg/ is dead. long live /kspg/
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>>145591716
this picture is like sex:
i don't get it
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>>145592238
Just like you're not going to get that HTML label, Adam
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>>145592486
>>145592907
I still don't get it or know who these people are.
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>>145593001
They're the people who stole the 56 undecillion Lybian pounds from us and committed wax eversion so they could fo-shizzle it all on a Fake Paragoomba
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>>145594427
The unelected bureaucrats in the European commission?
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>>145521684
>/srg/
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>>145521684
Do you guys actually talk about simple rockets or do you just shitpost?
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>>145537513
>that wing flex
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>haircut grill kept touching my face with her entire hand

Reeee
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>>145537513
>usaf

autism/10
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>>145596113
:(
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muh dikkkk
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>no furry room on flockmod
how disappointing.
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>>145600278
theres an mlp room isnt there
are we in the flockmod right now
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Im going to play kerbal space program and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO SCHIZO'S SON, SON
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO SHITPOSTING ONE, NAW
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>>145600506
Its still loading btw
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>>145600996
My game just crashed
>>145600000
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reminder that optimistic sounds like autistic for a reason
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>>>/tv/70866951
yuri spreads

soon all boards will be a /u/ colony
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>>145601559
ebin
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https://vimeo.com/170142197

>>145602016
>Iowa will never spread
I'm glad.
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>>145602058
and it crashed again
and again
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>literally can't launch things without the game crashing anymore
>it crashes for seemingly no reason (not out of ram or anything)
ugh
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C O M F Y
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Alrighty /srg/ post your speed charts!
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>>145603194
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>>145603373
what does this have to do with simple rockets?
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>>145603419
you cant stop my comfy angry anon
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>>145603451
What does simple rockets have to do with /srg/ (Speed Running General)?
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>>145604043
/srg/ Simple Rockets General
>having autism
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>>145604043
>Speed running
Literally what? ;^)
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>kerbalspaceport.com redirects to a malware site because squad was too cheap to retain the domain
wew lad
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>>145606282
kekaroo
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Ahhh... Nothing beats being "educated" about homophobia by communists and learning how getting "misgendered" is on par with being beaten to death and kicked out of your parents...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkr01bWJnM4
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>>145610261
>"educated" about homophobia by communists
Not sure why this one is supposed to be ironic. Lenin repealed anti-homosexuality laws.

Then Stalin put them right back up again because "being a faggot" is a good excuse to jail people you don't like. Fucking Stalin.

>getting "misgendered"
Oh, it's these """communists""" who know even less about communism than the average right-wing "The USSR didn't just WANT to achieve communism, they actually did it and it was shit!" shock jock.

not even a commie, communism is unachievable, i just like history.
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>commies
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>>145610714
my boyfriend did the "it's time tostop posting" maymay after he found out about that.

That was a few hours ago. Now he is asleep and I'm chugging down the beers while listening to far right punk
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>>145611081
burd is that you
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have a webm :^)
ksp a shit
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everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is wank
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Would a Europe under Uncle Adolf be better than the Europe under Comrade Merkel?
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*curls toes*
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everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is have an iowa daki
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>>145611981
Depends on how white/jewish you are.
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everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is fuck animals
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>>145612365
Jews still have to leave Europe, though, thanks to the "new Germans"
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i finished a run

rockets are fucking gay
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>>145612507
exactly

>>145612531
kys nigger
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is this the saints row general
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>>145612690
Yes, that too
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> It was sold in refrigerated cabinets and marketed as a healthy alternative to soft drinks, although it contains only 5% juice: its main ingredients are water and corn syrup.
>water and corn syrup
Why is this making me laugh so hard
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>>145612690
Spore Remembrance General

I'll start playing it in about an hour, I have to eat
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why are we srg now?
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>>145613219
Janny had another meltdown.
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>>145612654
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>145613118
Stream
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>>145613219
We've always been SimpleRockets General, discussing the hit corporate 2D spaceflight game with regular videos from England Womanley showing off cool Kosmoplaying.
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>>145611981
I think you'll find that everything is going according to plan. Brexit

>>145613118
poast ur planet

>>145613219
bullies evicted us

>>145612989
>water and corn syrup
>healthy alternative
This can only happen in America.
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>>145613449
streaming is gay
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>>145613219
>>145613480
who is we?
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>>145613394
>>145613516
explain ree
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>Would consider streaming
>1mbps upload at best
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>>145613440
HAHAHA POOPIES!!
AAHAHAHAHAAH
FUNNY POOPIES!
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Imagine this kid getting pounded by the black cocks he craves so much.
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this place fuckin sucks
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>>145613601
We (Russian: Mы) is a dystopian novel by Yevgeny Zamyatin completed in 1921. The novel was first published in 1924 by E. P. Dutton in New York in an English translation by Gregory Zilboorg.

We is set in the future. D-503, a spacecraft engineer, lives in the One State, an urban nation constructed almost entirely of glass, which assists mass surveillance. The structure of the state is Panopticon-like. Furthermore, life is scientifically managed F. W. Taylor-style. People march in step with each other and are uniformed. There is no way of referring to people save by their given numbers. The society is run strictly by logic or reason as the primary justification for the laws or the construct of the society. The individual's behaviour is based on logic by way of formulas and equations outlined by the One State.

The dystopian society depicted in We is presided over by the Benefactor and is surrounded by a giant Green Wall to separate the citizens from primitive untamed nature. All citizens are known as "numbers". Every hour in one's life is directed by "The Table".

The action of We is set at some time after the Two Hundred Years' War, which has wiped out all but "0.2 of the earth's population". The war was over a rare substance never mentioned in the book, but it could be about petroleum, as all knowledge of the war comes from biblical metaphors; the substance was called "bread" as the "Christians gladiated over it"—as in countries fighting conventional wars. However, it is also revealed that the war only ended after the use of weapons of mass destruction, so that the One State is surrounded with a post-apocalyptic landscape.

We was the first work banned by Goskomizdat, the new Soviet censorship bureau, in 1921, though the initial draft dates to 1919. Zamyatin's literary position deteriorated throughout the 1920s, and he was eventually allowed to emigrate to Paris in 1931, probably after the intercession of Maxim Gorky.
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simplee elin
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>>145613516
if merkel wasn't an ex-stasi member
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>>145612654
nice try kid but im white LOL
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>3 generals combined
>Total shitshow
Jannies won't be able to keep up
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>>145613846
who is we
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I guess it is the true death of a doggie: simply dying out because some other meme general took the letters.
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>>145614238
>Implying speedrunning isn't a big meme
Come on.
>>
http://happytreefanon.wikia.com/Special:Random
Dig deep, bring back something interesting
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Just let this doggie die.
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trump 2016 legalize concealed carry nukes
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kebabitize me ackdin
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2016 - 2156
THE WALL
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>>145616758
are you implying that wall is gonna come down?
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>>145616882
the wall just got ten feet higher, heretic
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>>145616882
The wall will be dismantled to move it further south to block off any British attempt to attack from the Falklands after the USA colonizes everything from Anchorage to Argentina.
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DESTROY COMMINISM
GET DRUNK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g_P1BFLx90
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>>145617229
THROW THE REDS IN CAMPS

WORK THEM TO DEATH BUILDING THE INSTRUMENTS OF THEIR OWN OPPRESSION

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST NOW

TRUMP 2016
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>>145617508
why did you spoiler?
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>>145617532
idk t͏bh f͏am
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>>145617229
>tfw social democrat
>tfw the best way to prevent communist revolution by combining social programs to benefit the underclass which has nothing to lose from revolution with a preference for a fundamentally capitalist market economy
>tfw instead of being treated as diplomats between two competing ideologies to reach a balanced compromise, you just get hated by everyone instead.
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>>145617915
>wanting a moderate solution
>when you can light refugee shelters on fire or steal flags off cars instead
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>>145617915
>tfw my bf does the same to me
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>>145617915
The people that try to make compromises (aka get anything done) get hated by the idealists that would rather wax poetic than help starving people on the street. This is the #1 reason I fucking hate teenage edgelord commies on the internet; they would rather jerk themselves off about how great communism is than actually fix anything.
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>>145617048
GOD BLESS MONROE
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>>145619476
this is /srg/, touhou
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>>145619476
please die in your sleep
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>>145619546
my meme is my meme. fug off

>>145619614
:c
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>warriorcatsrp is an actual channel on flockmod
wonder if catfucker's a memeber, can't join to check because the rules say "don't come here if you don't know warriors" and i've never met a soldier
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Ok tell me what I should do in Spore:

six legged genocidal insects
or
a jew-inspired animal
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>>145620638
uninstall
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>>145620638
Jew.
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>>145537513
that isn't the twin towers though...
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Can we just combine Simple Rockets General, Speed Running General, Saints Row General, and Spore Remembrance General since all are /srg/

thanks
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Who /homemade pasta/ here?
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>>145623025
more like /supermarket chili/
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C U T E
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>tfw you fart and you can feel the fart bubble slithering its way between your obese american asscheeks
>tfw you trap it there and savor it for a minute before setting it free
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>>145623113
>He can't make his own chili
Oy, what the fuck? It's easier than fucking pasta.
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>>145619610
The Wall is cute!
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>>145623401
why make my own meals when i make enough to just buy lunch and dinner every day

tbf most dinners i eat are sandwiches or canned soups or chinese or frozen lasagna/pizza, it's usually lunches i buy hot
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>All these good games coming out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>But no sign of Dreams
SONY FUCK OFF
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>>145624181
>liking games
Grow up.
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>>145624229
>Posting on a persian magical carpet bazaar
Grow up.
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>>145624776
wow rude
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I think this might work

20 minutes until June 16th!
BURN SQUADCAST
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>>145625328
What, is it the day you finally get a job?
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We should make a /kspg/ KLF server
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>tfw stressful day.
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>>145626639
i wanna torture miku!
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>>145626639
>tfw avatarfag attention whores in thread
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>>145626978
>Jobless fatsos that destroy communities in thread
Ayy
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>>145627131
i didn't know you'd arrived, MAN.
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>>145627209
hello MAN
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>>145627234
>talking about yourself in third person
pathetic.
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>>145627209
>Talking to yourself in second person.
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>>145620481
RPing is the cringiest thing I've ever seen and everyone that does it needs to be gassed
But I'll investigate anyway

If I don't come back, tell my cat I love him
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>>145627321
>>145627329
hello MAN
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>>145627356
hello MAN
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>>145627356
>>145627394
HULLO MAN

NOW TODAY WE'RE GOING TO FLY TO THE MOON USING ONLY SRBS

I AM THE ASTROGAMER!
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>>145627669
SO FIRST TAKE OUT YOUR ROCKET LIKE THIS
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>>145627347
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>>145627853
THEN LAUNCH OH FUCK OOPS
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>>145627873
>_undertale_frisk
what an awful fanbase
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>>145627873
The one with the flower is pretty cute desu.
>you will never be a happy flower cat that sort of looks like a fox.

On the other hand, at least I'm not one of the fucking nuclear abominations jesus christ it's like fallout tried to do deviantart what the fuck
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>>145628003
ALRIGHT WE'RE IN ORBIT NOW BUT WE'LL GET TO THE MUN IN THE NEXT EPISOHDE I'M SCOHTT MAHNLEY FLIY SAFE
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>>145627873
dare you to draw an OC.
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>>145628647
I just tried talking to them for a bit
For the most part they ignored me
I just pasted my cat's dick and left
It seems like that room's entirely non-erotic RPing
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Bump.

I'm gonna play career now.

Will post updates. (:
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>>145630143
There was no need to use an avatar with this post.
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>>145630512
This desu.
Sorry Yuri, but sometimes, the emoticon is enough.
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>>>/wsg/1134259
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>>145631975
Telling you not to violate the rules isn't bullying. I don't want you to stop posting, I find you amicable. I just don't believe an avatar is necessary, especially when you have a distinctive posting style as it is.
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>>145632253
I'm not yuri, i was just memeing
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>>145632304
Ah.
Impressive dedication to the craft without a personal dog in the fight.
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>>145632253
not yuri but /kspg/'s ethos to this point has been wanton disregard of what autists tell you to do. yuri's avatarfagging is very much in line with that.
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>>145632367
by those standards MAN is the epitome of /kspg/ because even though he himself is an autist, he manages to drive other autists insane.
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>>145632509
i'm not denying that, but that doesn't mean MAN doesn't deserve to try an enema mix made from two part adhesive
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Hullo
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>>145632726
stop avatarfagging
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>>145632726
hey, that's not OpenTTD!
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>>145632837
incredibly transparent attempt to discredit those with distaste for one particularly egregious case.
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>>145632837
Stop being so bitter, and appreciate these fine kinetic contraptions.
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>>145632962
I don't see a monorail.
How can anyone appreciate a park without a monorail?
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can anyone here name a SINGLE reason all white men shouldn't be tagged and chemically castrated the second yas queen beats drumpf?
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>>145633059
There's a monorail on the left side desu.

It's green.
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>>145633059
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>>145633196
>>145633252
You call THAT a monorail?
THIS is a monorail.
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Goodnight kspg
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>>145633170
Too costly
Easier to just shoot them on sight
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>>145633535
but guns will be illegal since they hurt gay people
>>
Rules:
Humble Bundle is always shit, except the one good bundle you missed because you got too drunk.
Steam sales are always shit
All new videogames are shit, but you just want to buy more games like the consumerist fuck you are.
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>>145633692
Well, the cops are obviously still going to have them
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>>145633809
but cops will be illegal since they hurt black people
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>install ksprc
>FPS goes from 60 to 10
wew lad, just wEW FUCKING LAD
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>>145633852
Simple
Have only black cops
And failing that, drone strikes
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>>145633535
>>145633692
>Mad arabs
;^)
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>>145634032
>ride bus
>urban youth steals your phone
>call the cops
>cops assess a donation from your wallet
>protest
>drone strike, god bless america
yes this sounds like a good and lovely future
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>>145533660
spoiler that shit
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Comfy early-game.
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>>145634804
>clamp on the side of the rocket halfway up
>one clamp is supposed to hold up the entire rocket
>on the side
>attached to the side of a fuel tank where it's literally the weakest part of a rocket
>where it'd literally buckle and collapse
why
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>>145634008
>game insantly crashhesw hen i trry to do anythinhg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Last two digets of my post are how many situps I have to do.

00 get
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>>145637014
Push yourself; nobody else will.
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>>145637014
What about the biking.
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>>145637254
>want to bike
>afraid niggers will steal bike
we even have bike lanes
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c o m f y
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>>145637954
what the fuck is that compression
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>4 hours downloading a game
>it's shit
KILL ME
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>>145638459
Which game
>>
reall nigga hours who tf up?
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>>145640606
a
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>>145640606
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>>145640606
a
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>>145640606
I'm currently trying to design the elevator portion of a space elevator for Gilly in stock, more just to see if I can than anything

Should probably wait until wheels are fixed before doing this, but eh
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>>145641839
SimTower 2 when
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>>145641839
Well, in hacked gravity this design works relatively fine and actually seems to be rather stable

Whether this'd still be true when dealing with an actual 5000+ part tether is another thing entirely, but here it seems to work ok
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>>145643143
Use the part welder mod to stick all the fuel tanks into one single part.
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>>145643143
It even seems to be able to run over a gap like this without any issues
>>145643273
But that takes away from the challenge
And fighting the physics engine and poor performance is about the only challenge there is in KSP
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>>145643405
That's not challenge, that's masochism.
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>Fell asleep at my computer while waiting for ksp to load.
>Wake up to see it crash already.

Welp time to give up for tonight.

Goodnight. Don't forget I love you. <3
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>>145643486
Well, at any rate I have managed to make a functioning whatever the big moving bit in an elevator is called

Though it seems to function more like a train than anything
Or maybe a roller coaster
And I have no idea how to rotate it, since turning the wheels just stops it entirely
Maybe just throw some reaction wheels on it or something
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>>145645492
Sleep tight yuri.
I love you too!
>>
rip
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CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>145650660
>>
ded
>>
>>145613516
Anon misspelled Weltrevolution.
>>
>tfw no qt bf to slowly turn into a degenerate
>>
why are none of you lazy fucks bumping the thread
>>
someone stream
>>
Factorio server when?
>>
>runner accepts wonky movement and major time losses after hundreds of attempts just to PB
>does little to no practice
Is this still speedrunning?
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>>145666183
No. That's why speedrunning is a big fat meme.
You should speedrun KSP ;^)
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Good Morning!
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>You will never be rich enough to buy not a daki, but the battleship itself

>>145667536
hullo
>>
>>145667762
I'd want a Kongou.daki :3
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>>145668091
You should talk your gf into buying you a daki.
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Hey /srg/!

I want to speedrun a game with pure execution with very little rng. Which game should I run?
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>>145668481
Maybe! I need a cuddler for those cold nights she's not here. :3

>>145668602
Kerbal Space Program
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>>145668602
If you want a speedrun of Kerbal here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLIvJVGZD-Y
>>
>>145668602
MEDIEVIL
>>
Evens: Play games all day.
Odds: Watch Netflix without getting out of bed.
Zero: Go to the office and try not to lose my mind.
>>
odds play career
evens play sandbox
zero become a gay christian sunni israeli american spy and go to iran
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>>145672402
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>>145672402
>Not speedrunning Jedi Outcast

>>145668735
>Not living with her
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>>145672603
I've only been with her for a few months now. I really do hope that will move in together.

I really, really love her <3
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>>145673141
No one gives a shit about your identity avatarfag
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>>145674107
ok max
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>>145672402
a

>>145674107
NO BULLY REEEEEEEE
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>Monitoring /memerun general/
>It's just a bunch of people circlejerking about other people
Wow.
>>
>>145674647
What do you mean?
This is Saints Row General
>>
http://www.ustream.tv/NASAJPL2
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>>145675005
No, I meant the other one.
The real one.
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>>145675108
>MAN was making a countdown of a countdown
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>>145675228
>No, I mean the fake one.

Ftfy
>>
>>145675440
>Meme, I meme the meme meme.

Meme
>>
NASA was such a trainwreck lmao. How can you not even check if the place will have internet. Not to mention the sound issues and them being a bunch of liberal faggots.
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>>145675551
What did he mean by this?
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>>145675531
>Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme

Meme?
>>
>>145675429
Speak not of the unholy one's name. For the prophecy proclaims he may return and banish all things comfy.
>>
>>145674107
this desu senpai
>>
Reminder.
Speedrunning is a big fat meme.
Space is not.

Space > shit > speedrunning
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>>145676036
Paradigm.
>>
>>145678897
_______________________________________meme____________________a____________________________________hullo_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________a____________________meme______________a______________hullo

Lastly, I want you to know: __________a_________
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>>145679769
aLLAHU AKBAR
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerbal_Space_Program#Version_1.1
>On April 28 and 30, 2016, respectively, Squad released two patches, 1.1.1 and 1.1.2. 1.1.1 was significantly more bugged than 1.1.2, as rover wheels would explode on contact with the surface, as sodium does with water.
>as sodium does with water.
What fucking twelve year old wrote this article
>>
>>145679769
medievil
>>
>>145680103
>rover wheels would explode on contact with the surface
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT GET THROUGH PLAYTESTING
HOW
HOW
HOW
>>
>>145680634
>playtesting
>
>>
>>145680714
They pretend to do it:
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/141552-patch-113-now-in-experimental-testing/&page=1
>>
is this the medievil general?
>>
who wants to play ksp with me?
>>
BURN SQUADCAST

TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV

TODAY, 6PM EST
>>
>>145681328
I want to play factorio with you!
>>
>tfw no qt kerbal gf
>>
ded
>>
2016 - 2160
THE WALL
>>
RELIABLE
>>
LOO
>>
ded as fug lmao
>>
>>145688607
exactly as angry anon intended
>>
BURN
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>>145689327
SQUID
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>>145689282
>le strawman xD
Fuck off, cloc
>>
>>145689482
go home angry anon
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Everybody love each other!

And who's the jerk that made fun of my rocket?
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This got me kicked because "u don't know anything about warriors" :(
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>>145690007
gay
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>>145689895
go home, cloc
Stop being so tense for fuck's sake. It's everyone's fault, deal with it, accept it and help make the community better.
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>>145690179
>age: 12

kek
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>>145690179
>Snoic
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>145690007
>career
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>>145690462
It's directly the fault of the angry anon that went to the mods, and brought them to the thread. Everything before that is irrelevant.
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>>145690863
It's entirely possible nobody went to the mods and the mods simply noticed there were two /kspg/s
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>>145690630
Career is fun

>>145690863
Hullo plop.
>>
>>145690863

>>145690962
This desu. You don't have any proof whatsoever. Therefore "angry anon" isn't at fault. Your move, cloc.
>>
>>145690962
and why would there be two threads? because angry anon(you) got so upset at the thought of having to post in a "MANthread", which has no difference to a normal thread anyway that they made a second one?
>>
>>145691584
You can't prove shit, cloc.
Also Maxmaps Adds Nothing did the same when Yuri made a thread, that was when it started. Are you working for Maxmaps Adds Nothing? How much does he pay you?
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>>145691091
Hullo!
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>>145691807
why are you so defensive if it wasnt angry anon(again, you) that did it?
>>
>>145691925
Because you're making wrong judgements based on fake accusations. That tears apart a community. Work for a better future, not a chaotic present
>>
>>145692028
fuck off angry anon
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>>145692028
>angry anon accuses everyone of being man
>but is ok when hes the one making false accusations
>angry anon tears apart the community by reporting it to the mods, something explicitly against the comfiness of kspg
>but when someone else mentions it theyre tearing apart the community in a bad way

aa pls
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>>145692028
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>>145692265
>>145692306
ok MAN
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>>145692381
>now im man

i thought i was snekfucker?
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>That cat room is too busy all the time
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>>145692306
>>145692706
Look, it's someone who doesn't understand what a joke is
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>>145691584
>angry anon(you)
Actually, I'm a completely different person.
i.e. I'm not >>145690462

Now here's a protip for us all: How about you stop making threads where it's really obvious who made them?
i.e. no Yuri OP or second post, no MANposts within 1 minute of the helpful links.

It isn't fucking hard, yet you're all determined to kill this place.
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>>145692875
ok MAN.
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>In the Warriors universe, there are four Clans of feral cats that live in a forest: ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan, and ShadowClan.[2] A fifth Clan, SkyClan, is driven out by the other Clans when its territory is destroyed by humans building a town, and it scatters shortly after arriving at a new home in a gorge. SkyClan is later rebuilt during the events of Firestar's Quest.[3] Cats in each Clan live and hunt in their own territory, which they defend from other cats. Each Clan is adapted to its own types of prey and members usually possess (or are taught) special skills which suit the territory's terrain.[4] BloodClan is a group of stray city cats introduced in The Darkest Hour.[5] However, they are not considered to be a true Clan because they do not believe in the warriors' spiritual ancestors, StarClan, or the warrior code, a set of rules followed by all Clan cats. BloodClan is considered to be a group of rogues (non-Clan cats who do not respect the Clan cats' rules) and was defeated in The Darkest Hour by the four warrior Clans.[6]

I'm faintly intrigued. Do I have autism? Am I going to die?
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Now they're drawing badass anthro cats.
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rate my rocket and sat
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>>145693339
>Do I have autism?
Yes
>Am I going to die?
Internally, if you haven't already
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#-#-#-#-# IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS #-#-#-#-#

zfg is ahead

#-#-#-#-# IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS #-#-#-#-#
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>>145693425
>rocket
cute/10

>satellite
a shit. no discernable purpose aside from being in orbit
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#-#-#-#-# IMPORTANT BRITISHNEWS#-#-#-#-#

labour MP was shot and stabbed to death

#-#-#-#-# IMPORTANT BRITISHNEWS#-#-#-#-#
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deviantart autism makes me depressed that i wasted my childhood
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>>145693992
ok pockrt
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>>145694093
i'm not sure if i should be glad or sad that [a] it's not me and [b] i'm not noteworthy enough for people to accuse other people of being me
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>>145694093
>>>/wtg/
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>>145691807
The Yuri thread fell off the 10th page and a new thread was then made. It fell off because it was the second thread in a row to include an avatar as an OP image.

Snek is telling 100% the truth. Also, the personality that is pretending it doesn't exist (Angry Anon) is Maxmaps. Half an hour until Squadcast.

Max was angry because his false paradigm avatarthread died in its infancy. So he brought the mods here.

And they probably wouldn't have even come if it hadn't been for catfucker's prior betrayal of the general.
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>>145694231
sup Mild, what you been playin senpai?
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This thread's problem is that people can't fucking resist pouring fuel on the fire.

How the fuck are you going to spread the true paradigm when /kspg/ is dead? How hard is it for Yuri to stop avatarfagging when the future of /kspg/ is at stake? How difficult is it for the average user to just fucking ignore MAN for once?

I could swear half of you people don't care if you kill this general, you just want to blame someone else for doing it.
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>>145694345
not war thunder or ksp lmao

I actually opened /wtg/ and the ingame vg chat the other day just in time to see all the pockrtplanes drama go down, good shit.
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war thunder is the only game worse than KSP
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Everybody no fight. Post Comfy.
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>>145694713
what did she mean by this
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>>145694532
same to all of that desu senpai
been playing Arma, PS2 games, thinking about buying Overwatch.
the pockrtplanes drama was so fucking funny
I feel kinda bad for laughing at a 16 year old but >inflation fetish like holy shit come on
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>>145694486
This desu.
Yuri should stop posting yuri almost everytime she posts.
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>>145694767
"please don't call me out for my role in events"
which i would actually like to do. if yuri was only identifiable by posting style and the occasional flag there would be no problem, it's the constant posting of /u/ images that bothers me. if anything, spoilering makes them more obnoxious.
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someone remind me to get the rest of the rla engines when ksp crashes
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>>145694952
Get rid of the rest of the RLA engines when KSP crashes
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>>145694952
Dump the ULA contracts when economy crashes
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10503622
http://www.strawpoll.me/10503622
http://www.strawpoll.me/10503622

brexit poll
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>>145694791
Yeah, I've been playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time, and it's way better than I would have ever imagined.

"I wish I was born in the 70s!!!"
"You guys are just bullies!!!!"
fucking lmao
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>>145695725
Really? I was just planning on playing through all the Metal Gear games for the first time.

Funny how that works. You ever played Ace Combat? I highly recommend the PS2 ones, great fun. I was probably gonna give the PS1 ones a go this weekend.
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>>145694893
How is yuri any different from snek?
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>>145694791
>pockrtplanes drama
please tell me the story, i'm a nosey fuck
tfw insane number of fetishes including inflation at some time tfw the fact people find it weird as fuck is half the reason it's my fetish, like some kind of meta-fetish.
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>>145695951
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>>145694486
Yuri is not a real human being. Yuri is an invention of Angry Anon, which is Latin for Maxmaps.

That's why "she" has no soul, personality, or reason to be here.
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>>145696040
man we know you have a crush on yuri but there are limits between tsundere and cruelty.
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>>145695725
>>145695837
Prepare for high density male body love
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>>145695954
how the fuck do you know pockrtplanes?
also people on the /wtg/ teamspeak just found out that he has an inflation fetish and is just generally a goofy 16 year old.

he's pretty harmless desu
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>>145695951
off the top of my head and in no way a comprehensive list:
1. i've yet to see someone other than janitors get upset by snekposting. it causes no arguments.
2. snek isn't always behind a spoiler.
3. snek has been here longer with an impressive ban evasion record.
4. actual discussion about sneks can occur, while /u/ related replies are almost always limited to ">tfw no gf to hug u :("

>>145696040
yuri is very much a real human being [or Max is even more dedicated than you give him credit for :^) ], I don't expect her to disappear, just to stop prefacing every post with an irrelevant /u/ picture.

she has a distinctive enough posting style that it isn't necessary and, to coin a phrase, adds nothing.
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>>145696201
Max, we know you have a connection to a janitor, based on how the minute the general gangs up on Angry Anon (You) youknowwho shows up like clockwork every time.

You have perpetrated unknowable quantities of hatred onto this general.

And now, we BURN SQUADCAST

p.s. I'm not MAN :^)
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super metroid 100% speedruns

twitch
.tv/
cfb
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>>145695837
I did like a billion years ago, I never played any of the recent ones though, and don't remember anything about the ones I did play.

MGS is definitely worth it though, one of the more satisfying singleplayer games I've played.

>>145696280
Were you there for when he started going on about how he was "born in le wrong generation"?
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http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/
F
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>>145696938
this is the only site reporting this

fake
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>stock RemoteTech.

Cool.
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existential fear your political aims will never be achieved
>>
>Not that there are any mods around right now anyway
>Just one and he's doing dishes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>145696938
>>>/pol/77506761
>>
Never forget the principles and power of negative reinforcement, /kspg/.

imgur.com/a/XZsT3
imgur.com/dIezJAs

<3
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>>145699056
you're literally worse than yuri
>>
Squad refuses to name kerbalmaps.com by name because they are violating trademark.

>>145699226
hey which memer are you again?
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>>145699772
i am maxmaps
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>>145693690
in other news jews control the media
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>>145699862
no but seriously. which memer?
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>From cats to penis to Trump
Well, I'm going to bike.
Actually bike. ;^)
>>
>"squelch informed me you can now use a subassembly as a root part"

Am I having a stroke? This is the first time a producer has said something impressive and competent in the entire history of KSP.

What's happening?
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>>145700014
I am MAN. Why are you here?
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There's a wildfire hundreds of miles away from me yet I can smell it hard here

>tfw ash smell is giving me flashbacks
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>>145700187
You can't be MAN. I'm MAN.
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:^))))
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>>145700187
>>145700412
okay, I get it, memes.


But you are avoiding my question.

....

>>145699226
Which memer thinks MAN is worse than Yuri?
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>>145700412
Ok, Max
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avera9ejoe is such a massive faggot
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>>145700460
Did you catch their reflection on "ksp is in a good place now?" -- they really paused on it and held it. Either like they were trying to give a specific impression or like they were talking about something real that actually happened.

It sounds like there was a major mutiny behind the scenes.

Anyone have any other indicators? Some I can't mention at the moment come to mind.
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MAN here. i just took my meds and i had a bit of an epiphany. i want to apologize for how rude and divisive i've been... especially to you, yuri. if i can be honest for a minute, the reason i always seemed to pick on you the most was because i admired you. i see that all i was doing was tearing apart what could have been a great friendship. i hope you can one day come to forgive me.

anyway, i want to take my meds from now on. i hope i don't relapse into my schizophrenia, but if i do then i'm sorry again. please tell me to take my meds if you see me having an episode. it might not seem like it at the time, but i really appreciate it.

love you guys.
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>>145700571
This.
>>
What the fuck is the point of Squadcast anyway?

"Oh, here are some fucks playing KSP" well who fucking cares, if I wanted to see KSP I'd fucking play it myself or watch Scott Manley. I don't need some chucklefuck doing it live.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE. FUCK IT.
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>>145700936
Hey, who is this? Which memer thinks MAN has schizophrenia and needs meds and likes Yuri and has no soul or conscience that would tug at his heartstrings and ask him if its appropriate to pretend to be a member of the community he has spent the past three years lurking in and pretend to express love that is not his to give.

I just want to understand. Which memer is this? Why is it so hard to learn which memer this is?

Could it be because he has a vested interest in hiding his identity?

I would like to know which memer you are, sir.
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>>145701146
I've already told you, I'm MAN
>>
So real talk, without MANposting

Is Max bad?
I've always found him agreeable, but it could just be that he's good at manipulating others. Was Max active in fucking up KSP, or was he just a tool of SQUAD itself?
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>>145701292
No, no. You misunderstand.

I really, seriously, actually want to know which memer you are.

Stop memeing and tell me which memer you are. Surely you can go into a little embellishment and really just sketch out the full picture for me.

Tell me which memer thinks MAN is worse than Yuri. And I assume I'm still talking about (You), but have you tried to jump identities again?

And which memer are you?
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prime - grill a hamsteak
anything else bagel bites
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>>145701390
See
>>145522458
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>>145701487
>Tell me which memer thinks MAN is worse than Yuri
Why do you assume they have an identity?

>>145701545
The minute a massive reply appeared in the side of my screen I asked myself aloud while laughing: "Oh god, why did I do that?"
I've already *read* all of this. Do you have these on a hotkey that pastes them automatically, or do you keep them saved in a notepad file?
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>>145701545
This doesn't even cover the Console fraud where after .23.5 they only developed features for career or to implement infrastructure for a console release, which, considering they did in the leadup to a fake 1.0 that was not a release candidate in any way, means that Squad effectively committed fraud with $150 million worth of 4 million billies' investments and dreams.
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>145702038
Maxmaps Adds Joy
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>>145701719
"I" did not post it.

and someone's been memeing about meds and schizophrenia and hating MAN and not adding anything of value for three years, and has a pretty distinct posting style, but he does not have a meme handle.

What's his meme handle? Which memes are his? Besides ">replying to old posts" which itself is a nothing-adding meme.
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>>145702194
>replying to 5 minute old posts
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I'm starting to become genuinely convinced that we've got a fake MAN who realizes how triggered people get by MANposting and does it to watch us infighting.
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the moderator is getting Angry again
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>>145702331
we do, but that doesn't really have any practical distinction from the real man.
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>>145702351
>deletes a few shitposts
>ignores other shitposts and rule violations like avatarfagging
bravo mods
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>>145702331
>people
Don't you mean just you, Angry Anon? You're the one who ruined everything by running to the mod irc and crying about your butthurt.

You're the one who made a new thread for no reason, and brought him here after your avatarfag thread fell off page 10 due to lack of general consensus that Yuri is a real person.

Also squad does not deserve your money
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>>145702548
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>>145702421
It does if the real MAN is willing to stop, but someone else posts in his stead with the aim of pissing people off instead of convincing people about the true pitch angle

>>145702548
Why the fuck would "Angry Anon" call himself out on this behaviour?
>Also squad does not deserve your money
No shit.
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Oh shit, I'm sorry
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>>145702647
>wanting to be loved by a succubus
nothing of value was lost
truwiz is the only way.
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>>145702668
I used the phrase "general consensus", so putting the thing about squad was just argument repellent in case AA decided to start an argument about general consensus

And "Angry Anon" (Maxmaps) will shit on himself if it means pulling /kspg/ away from the topic he doesn't want us to discuss.

Finally, yes, just like how asking MAN to leave would make him remain longer, impersonating him to defame his character or manipulate the general will have much the same effect.
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>>145703254
why are you still talking in third person though
>>
>tfw the first shower after getting a haircut where your hair dries really quickly
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>>145703352
Hey just real quick are you the same guy as
>>145699226
yes of course you are.

I'm going to call you AngerMemer

if you keep avoiding the question, I'm going to call you AngerMemer (Maxmaps)

So which memes are yours again, buddy?
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>>145703473
what does this have to do with speedrunning?
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>>145703630
you tried fa͏m

>inb4 shooped
>>
If a meme "belongs" to a person, it's not a meme
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>>145703630
>Hey just real quick are you the same guy as
Yes

>if you keep avoiding the question, I'm going to call you AngerMemer (Maxmaps)
Yeah, I'm Max
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>>145703473
Sounds comfy.

Also, I remember that episode. Prolly one of my favorites :3
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>>145703826
it was a good episode desu
>>
Which memes are yours again?
>the one question shills hate

>>145703742
Working with devs must have taught you a lot about inspect element, my mexican friend.

>>145703745
While in principle I agree, /kspg/ has allowed me to see the MAN behind the mirror that creates all the memes.

>>145703776
>ignore chaff
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>>145703980
>ignore chaff
What'd you mean by that?
>>
>>145704054
I mean that you are a countermeasure designed to split those just joining the conversation who do not understand there are people here who will lie to /kspg/'s face to further their personal goals from the regulars who have seen this fake pattern play out thousands of times before.

There is a maxmaps in this thread, but replying to you is not the way to talk to him.
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>>145704240
>i get paid to defend squad
>you fight me for free
this is so sad
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>>145696550
congrats on the PB
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>>145704449
Keep it down, chaff. The men are talking.
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>>145704240
okay angry azerbaijan
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>>145704576
thanks senpai (short for family)
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My KSP fanart.
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ok i got caught up a bit yesterday let's start on normal difficulty
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>>145704683
The Oops made me chuckle, sensibly.

So did we never find out which memes that memer memes?
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KILL

THE

CRAB
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>>145696550
congrats on the WR
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>that moment when you finally see the multiyear impact of Angry Anon's horrifying campaign against /kspg/, and how easy it could be to remove said presence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atbY03rKrdA
also speedrunners might like this video. hope you guys are enjoying the show. we'll have our old general back soon.
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>>145537513
bouncy/10
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I started as a herbivore with the two eyes because it gives you five extra DNA.

And being a jew, I'd do anything for those DNA points
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Comfy.

Also based scatterer-san.
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>one chance at life
>not born as riverflower the crybaby medicine cat
J U S T
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>>145705440
>one tiny dotted line of pixels
>into le trash
Perhaps I have become too discerning.
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Ok managed to pick up one of these omnivore mouths and decided to add poison so we can gas out the goyim
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>>145705440
>scatterer-san
excuse me i believe it is ghassan ibn ali al-khwarizmi ibn scatterer-khan
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>>145706164
We don't care about his nationality because he produces good work, Max.
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>>145706139
Don't be rude.
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>>145706309
>We don't care about his nationality
dumb liberal t͏bh
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>>145706309
i'm not trying to bully him faggot idiot piece of shit ass
i have many arabian friends as well unlike you who probably has no friends at all
if youre afraid of him being arabian then go fuck yourself
>>
>adding struts
>half way through symmetry is randomly disabled
I want whoever is responsible for this to contract smallpox.
>>
The fuck is this shit? SRG stands for SPEEDRUNNING GENERAL, not this kerbal garbage
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>>145706403
what does this probe do yuri
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>>145706668
Kerbal? There's no Kerbal in the op anon, this thread is about simple rockets.
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>>145706668
Try to get the WR for suicide you little mongoloid fuck
>>
>>145706439
Poor, conservative trash.. Let me guess: New Right?

>>145706523
>afraid of being Arabian
:^)
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>>145704972
stop, senpai~ you're tempting me to install spore

>>145706668
excuse me shitlord this is Star Ruler General
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>>145707107
>star ruler
>saints row
>speed running
>simple rockets
What a fascinating acronym.
>>
>>145707096
>>afraid of being Arabian
>:^)
you know well and truly what i mean you little rascal racist piece of shit
if you want to offend one of the greatest contributors of this general then you might as well eat shit idiot
he's done much more than you have and you will ever do
faggot
>>
>>145707270
So you just flipped out at me for not being racist enough... and then called me a racist.

Did I read that right?
>>
>Set out to design a boat
>End up literally hissing at the fucking computer because of KSP fucking up and lelsokerbal explosions before it can even enter the water
WHAT FUCKHEAD PUT THE RUNWAY ON A SLOPE
>>
>>145707398
>Did I read that right?
not at all, bu ti i understantd that mental illness can affect your ability to read and comprehend
>>
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>>145707639
the only thing to my right is a wall
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You can't save any DNA you don't use so I used all of it, omnivore mouth is op in cell stage because you can generally just eat people through spikes since it's so big
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>>145706681
First taste of Mun science in this career.

Also, I just finished the series finale for Scrubs. Kinda tearing up. :')
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>>145707782
I think he thinks of it as satirical of the current hypocrisy that he most likely perceives makes up the backbone of the liberal constituency colluding to control world culture. I think.

>>145707791
Wow holy shit you crying has no relevance to anything because you always talk about your feelings and something is always wrong with you or you are so effusively happy you won't settle down until we pay your attention-tribute jesus christ, we get it, you are a person. What does scrubs have to do with this general. Actually, don't answer that.
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>>145708324
you mean the globalist communist jews
>>
>>145707791
get any post-show depression?
tfw parks and rec ended
>>
>>145708324
do you even know what kspg stands for angry anon?
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>>145708324
it's right, you are angry anon, because you mange to make so amany peole angry thorugh your bullshit
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>>145708431
Yes! P&R was definitely another good one. But I do appreciate when a show ends so well. Makes all the time watching it worthwhile. :)
>>
>>145708431
>all these terrible shows
You guys should watch Nurse Jackie you'll love the finale of that.

>>145708564
>>145708638
I've been looking forward to getting handjobs from some gypsies.
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>>145708414
>globalist communist jews
globalism does nothing but harm the left economically. that's the reason for the increased focus on social issues: economically, the left has been dead for decades.
>>
>>145708764
>I've been looking forward to getting handjobs from some gypsies.
hahhaa angry anon your sense of humor is so great
>>
>>145708787
>globalism
except we don't practice true globalism we practice one corrupted by national rivalries and oligarchic hording of power and wealth.

If the system truly functioned on a global level and at a global capacity, everyone would live much better lives.
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HERE WE GO
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>>145708764
>nurse jackie

i was glad that show ended the way it did since she was such a piece of shit
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>>145709016
If nine people posted that, there would be a 99% chance of one of them getting it.
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>>145708987
>everyone would live much better lives.
not the first world. not by miles.

unwittingly the first world is undoing itself though. unless we hold down the other countries by force sooner or later they will surpass us in designing things and then the only jobs left will be in mcdonalds.
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>>145709016
if singles the wall get 10 feet higher
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>>145709146
>says the singlesposter
>>
You guys like the new DS3 skip?
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>>145709192
Here how about this: you hold your breath until you see a non-zero dubs get on /vg/

Starting now.
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>>145709336
dead space 3 was garbage
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>>145709414
you're on nerd
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turned out much more satanic as I thought, which is pretty jewish imo
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>>145709513
is that a circumcised penis
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>>145709586
no i just need to max every stat so that's the dancing foot and the other ones are for charging
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>>145709513
>jewish
>no nose
what
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>>145709815
i haven't unlocked one yet
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>>145709932
Oh, okay.
>>
what the FUCK is with the shitty textures near the north pole?
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this is the first time i've ever seen a group of enemies raid our nest
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>>145710771
it has to do with the bad procedural map generation

>>145711146
>ywn play will wright's spore demo
>>
>PDtv avenged
>Harv finally free of this hell
>Squad unable to ship a build
>Console versions will be unplayable trash
>Squad is tearing itself apart inside
>Danrosas jumped ship too
>New Producer announcing important new features that have a significant impact on gameplay right before release.
>maxmaps finally fired/gone
>Squad under suspicion by a not-insignificant percentage of the subreddit
>Mexican government's investigation into Squad's duplicitous tax acrobatics underway

/kspg/ 2016
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>>145712152
what does that have to do with simplerockets?
>>
>>145712301
Everything.
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>>145712408
ok MAN
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>>145709932
I'm so happy that nothing of interest happened today. Today, June 16. The day MAN graduated middle school.
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>>145712152
>>Mexican government's investigation into Squad's duplicitous tax acrobatics underway
Hello? Is that the Cessna sales department?
Yeah, It's Bill from Northern Rock. I'm gonna need a Citation.
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>>145712626
Yeah, it wouldn't have hit the forums IRC yet. Enjoy your evening!
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>>145712720
Anon, pls ignore him. Anything you write here squad will also know.
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>>145712720
He's not going to give any citations, he's just going to link to this that and the other thing and call you Angry Anon when you point out that his claim isn't supported in any of them
And now that I've made this post, he's going to call me Angry Anon too
Or Max
Or Catfucker
Or whatever dumb boogeyman he decides to call me
>>
>>145712972
Okay AngerMemer (Maxmaps)
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>>145712763
I will, thank you.
>>
>I'm so happy that nothing of interest happened today.
>>
I've searched for about an hour for a nose. Still no nose.

I might have to cheat to import a creature in using the evoadvantage thing
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*plops blindly*
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>>145715938
plop
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>>145715938
Hullo.
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any suggestions
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>>145702731
Sorry for what?

MAN, I recommend you to use NYC's streets as your bike training ground. Urban biking is so fucking great.
>>
>>145716357
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
Especially since they're such good size and all
>>
>>145706668
>Implying
You're shit, and a bunch of memers who circlejerk about other faggots who do the same stupid shit.
>>
>>145716185
>you will never pin that redhead down on the bed and show her your knife
>you will never see the blood drain from her face and her eyes fill with fear
>you will never make her fellate her cat while you watch, on threat of death
>>
>>145716440
Yeah, I can see that!
Your daddy gave you good advice.
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>>145716537
That's bullying!
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>>145716185
That red grills thigh looks abnormally long
>>
>>145716682
It gets bigger when I pull on it
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>>145716258
Why does it look jewish?
>>
>>145716818
mmmMMMmm
>>
>>145716537
You better kill her afterwards.

That's the best thing to do. Always give them hope, just so you can take it away.
>>
>>145716909
because it's on planet tel aviv
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>>145716357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYPkr_Aj5s
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>>145717109
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
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>>145717137
>not drugging them and leaving them in a ghetto
>>
>tfw guilty sadist
>tfw shy masochist.

it's bizarre. i'm both an ideal bad guy, and the ideal qt victim.
and conversely, a useless bad guy and a completely unsympathetic victim.
>>
>ywn be yuuka
>ywn make alice your qt submissive sex slave
>>
>>145717325
Leaving them as a target in a dogfighting contest in the ghetto, maybe.

Ultimately they must die within reasonably short order [or after long suffering] imposed by your actions. It's about power, stupid
>>
>>145717193
Would you do it?

>>145717197
Well, my daddy taught me a few things like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
>>
>>145717612
Can you show me?
>>
>>145717612
Why do you care?
>>
>>145717757
Exercise outdoors is good for you, and not a meme, unlike speedrunning.

>>145717723
I'd be right happy to!
>>
>>145717541
i don't get why you'd want them to die if it's about power. if they live then they'll never forget you as long as they live. you'll continue to own them without ever even being there.
>>
>>145718194
>if they live then they'll never forget you as long as they live.
unless you retain your presence you've merely had a temporary effect on them. remove their legs for example, they go on living, they go on making autonomous decisions.

kill them and you hit a climactic point of power in that brief moment when they realize it's over. by your hand you've ended another's life, the ultimate expression of power.

torture. when finished, kill. sparing someone should be a rare act.
>>
>>145718405
i guess we just have different opinions. the thought of a girl having a full blown panic attack in public at the smallest reminder of me turns me on tb͏h. dead girls are just boring.
>>
>>145717941
A fitness recommendation is not required. Please retire that handle from your vocabulary posthaste.
>>
>>145718561
you could always keep returning. that way it becomes more like a long-form kind of psychological torture.

dead people are boring, it's their death that's fun.
>>
>>145718689
i actually like that a lot. leave her alone for a year, when she's just starting to think the therapy is working, then let her catch you looking through the window and leave a playful note under her pillow.
>>
>>145718565
I gave it to you, and it's up to you to receive it or not.
>>
>>145718982
Is it because you think that a high-intensity workout would lead to an increased likelihood of sustaining grievous bodily injury?
>>
>>145719496
What's your problem dude?
>>
>>145719496
You honestly offended me. I never thought if it that way.
Don't talk to me ever again.
>>
a
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>>145719680
I was referring to the dangerous streets. They're not a safe environment for anyone to push themselves physically. Do any of you speedrunners attempt WR's for practice? Same basic principle. If the goal is to get fit, it's like putting the chicken before the egg.
>>
>>145720704
Protip: I'm not a speedrunner.
>>
>>145721197
You said not to talk to you, so I was trying to provide an out for you and avoid putting you on the spot. I'm aware you're not a speedrunner.

So which memes are yours?
>>
You're right, I'm still offended.
Let's leave this discussion for another day.

>So which memes are yours?
That really doesn't matter.
>>
>Another day
>75 minutes awa
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>>145721672
>Not 130 minutes
>>
Wh-what h-happens at m-midnight?
>>
>>145722506
June 16th, the day where nothing happened, is over.

Exciting, isn't it?
>>
>>145722506
Hitler comes back to life and leads a Russian invasion of Western Europe and the West coast of the USA.
before his suicide Hitler realized the slavs were the master-race, now he's going to make capital on it.

Get ready for war.
>>
a
>>
>>145724239
a
>>
Memes against memeanity tonight? I'm bored.
>>
hello to /srg/,
today I find that Shadowrun series is on sale, part of GOG summer promotion
so, question is, should buy one?
>>
>>145725636
Sure, whatever
>>
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=33
password is squadisnotfun
>>
>>145725895
>paying for games
hello summer child
>>
>>145726050
>.xyz
er...
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>>145726263
Back to TIMEWASTING general.
>>
Embrace New Paradigm
>>
>>145727081
مرگ بر پردیگم
>>
80s/90s video is so comfy, even if everyone is wearing pedo glasses.

>ywn get to wear pedo glasses without people thinking you're a pedo
>ywn get to wear glasses because your vision is fine.
>someone with glasses will invariably get triggered by your aesthetic preferences
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fun thread
>>
ded
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This is sped up 4 times from ingame
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>>145733473
you are not going to spess today
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>>145733473
how
>>
Sometimes I think "Oh, I know what I'll do. I'll stop being NEET, get myself together, and become a jet-setting yuppie."

Then I remember that even if it was that easy I couldn't do it, and that that it will never be that easy. Global economic trends are such that even when I do get work, it'll be unsteady McJob tier forever.

Labour market flexibility not us :^)
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>>145735239
>Labour
>ou
it's the future you chose
>>
>>145736045
If we were dropping that u, then I'd be living in a country where health insurance is necessary, which would just make things worse.
>>
Starless
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help
>>
ded as fuck
>>
i already know the solution to my problems is to not give a fuck and just do whatever the fuck autistic shit i want

but rejection cuts through me like a knife. being asked "what the fuck are you doing?" cuts through me. you can't just choose not to give a fuck. except via drugs or alcohol.
>>
Dreamy island bump
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>>145741051
Dream about Kongou <3
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post comfy tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvm1AE1b2n8
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>>145741392
This is just what happened to be on my favorite internet radio station right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUClIslXKZo

I really like it.
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>>145741124
Will do.

>>145741392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXK3l1MKZM4
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Comfy.

I love you guys
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>>145742296
This.
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>>145741392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJsyMmC76aM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQpvCiYVvOc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMEGJ-Jk58Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESK8hi1LyLc

depends what your definition of comfy is
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