Toby is a hack edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFp
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Remember to take care of your teeth, /utg/
xth for flowey
Finally an edition I can get behind.
sans
This is going to be a good thread
Nth for Omega.
This is a goat that I like
Hole in a box!
REALFROG
HOURS
>people telling me my shitty comic ideas sound interesting
New page of storyshift today
Look at this thread, we're going to do great
>>145486245
I'm just gonna very, very carefully, post some Asriel here.
There.
Nigger
>>145486623
FUCK YOU U RUINED EVERYTHING
>>145486516
Good on you pal.
>>145486540
>tfw frisk will never kiss you like this
i'm weeping
>>145486686
>>145486623
No, no it's ok anon calm down. Here, have a cute.
nth for Chara.
Which is the worst AU?
Hey /utg/Don't kill and don't be killed, okay?
Mettaton should have turned into a tank with stupid cartoonish arms and blown Frisk the fuck up
Not give the baby lizard her bottle when she cries to toughen her up!
The baby lizard getting found and having to be hospitalized for a week before having to be raised by her aunt!
>>145486951
that one by ammazolie. yandere tale i think.
>>145486951
That one where the skeletons get 99% of the content and 99% of that content is porn.
>>145486951
I was going to say underswap or something but >>145487084
is 100% right
>>145486542
Alright, I'll do that too
>>145486951
>>145487084
RAINBOW
ECTO
ANUS
>>145486992Okay.
>>145486245
Let's hope.
>>145486992
unfortunately i may not have a choice.ooo look at me being edgy, this is fun
>>145487247
You ever have the feeling of being curious but you know you shouldn't be?
>>145486245
Now I will make sure that it won't.
>>145487075
Anyone got that spicy torigorey lewd linked?
I seem to have misplaced it.
>>145487372
you REALLY shouldn't be.
>>145487429
I think that would be best.
smol
gote
child
>it was originally planned that you were able to skip alphys's calls
TOBY YOU FUCKING HACK
>>145487428
I gotcha senpaihttp://i.imgur.com/X3Kgiad.png
>>145487607
Thank you.
>>145487574
I found it interesting that Toby knew how black-and-white the fandom was about Alphys' phonecalls.
>>145487372
HARDCORE
PELVIS PUSSY
FISTING
>>145487547
>You will never penetrate goat chara
Why live?
>>145487574
I think it would completely mess up character.
>>145487749
fuck off sans, you shitty pedophile.
Where's the discord link?
Whew. Today was exhausting. I know I said yesterday that I'd get to posting another update today, but I'm just a bit worn out so I'm gonna be posting another update tomorrow instead. Sorry for the inconvenience, everyone.
w-what happened to frisk?
>>145487887
If you're saying you wouldn't have that cute goat suck you off then you're lying.
>>145488050
They had a bad time.
>>145488050
Bad fanfiction
>>145487547
whoa whats goin on in the top left bud?
>>145486918
AHH! IT IS TIME!
>You will never lick his strategically placed tattoos.
Why life?
>>145486992
If you say so anon.
>>145487075
Kek.
>>145488270
Probably "That's one adorable goat."
>>145488070
DO NOT
being hugged by this goat desu
>>145488463
mmmmmm i dont know about that chum, looks like that child is getting a little lewd
Daily reminder
>>145488612
Stop thinking about lewd furry children, then
Can I be a writefag here too or is it a members only thing
>>145488612
>>145488270
asriel's a creepy fuck that tries to take advantage of mentally unstable family members.
>>145488681
>sans throwing anybody in the trash
>>145486992
How cool would it be if I would manage to pull off both at the same time?
>>145488702
You can be a writefag if you give me 50 dollars.
>>145488694
furry stuff is usually a complete turn off for me tbqh
>>145488707
asriel is to chara as sans is to frisk
>>145488702
Anyone can writefag, hell, even greentexts get put in the pastebin sometimes
>>145488449
>You will never have a cute adult goat BF who's addicted to your specific snootle boops so much that he makes you his property and gets jealous when you see other people.
>>145488804
and that is why this image exists
>>145488681
>>145488804
This is awful.
>>145488681
>>145488804
>>145489004
They all have to go back!
>>145488887
and sans to papyrus
and sans to chara sometimes
chara did the right thing killing them in genocide.
>>145488804
Dude this is a blue board.
>>145489034
It's funny how awful it is.
>>145489061
nah chara killed the actual characters, we need the fanon ones dead
>>145489098
Yeah, I guess, at least it isn't that morbidly obese Sans picture.
>>145489218
we need this entire fandom dead desu
I want to duel the cool skeleton!
>>145489297
https://jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/index.html
Reminder that the goat is a false deity.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gUhjN7bQU
All hail flowe
>>145489297
same, it'd be so frustrating losing to him over and over while he hardly does anything but that would just make the satisfaction of beating him so much better
>>145489297
I think you posted the wrong skeleton there, friend, that's the lazy, uncool one.
>>145489330
>That last one
Worship levels intensifying!
>>145489424
Toriel: good at looking scary, awful with trigger discipline
>>145488681
>sansfags
>>145489270
Me first!!
Alphys vore when
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>145489752never
How would this little goat feel abouteating somebody?
Post best goat
>>145489828
not good. that's why i should eat him instead.
>>145489752
nigga you got like two fics
>>145489330
>>145489828
he wouldn't
help
>>145489828
Would probably like it. Maybe he's the sort who would like that more thanbeing eatenat least.
>>145489956
Good Morning /utg/
>>145489330
>>145489386
>Floweyfags knowing anything about who to worship
>>145489942
Wouldn't he? He had very little problem absorbing everyone's souls.
:^)
>>145489581
Well, when you run into bullets...
>>145487607
Oh damn
>>145489915
Not enough. Needs way more.
>>145489986
hi me
>>145490084
that doesn't translate at all. he doesnt need to eat anyone but if we did go by your logic he would be apathetic towards the idea.
>>145490084
"I did some weird things as a flower"
>>145489956
Here, does this help?
>>145490157
You see why I'm so big on spicy goat sex?
>>145489386
this desu
>>145490221
well yeahbut so does dummy vorealso various forms of MKid dying and being immortal
>>145473975
Late but I love the idea that the artifact in waterfall is literally the only way to save Asriel.
>>145490334
Nigga, I'll take any goat sex I can get my filthy hands on
Why the fuck do you think I write it?
comfy goat cuddles
>>145490320
>those horns
no it doesnt
Good afternoon friends. How long has the writebin been down?
post 'it'
>>145490420
Well, I'm a bit more refined than that.
That one, though, was very nice,so full of spice.
>>145490485
i want comfyhumancuddles
>>145490410
its a red rubber ball that undyne found in the dump.
the thing that could actually save asrieland maybe chara toosits in the true lab
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>145480825If you're a skeletonposter, then that was me, I think. I WAS going to try to write a legit bedtime story, but gave up at the first line and just tossed together all the JRPG tropes I could think of as a joke. Glad it worked, I guess.
>>145490568
It's not down. It's just missing a letter at the end. Don't know how that happened.
here's the link
pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
>>145490568
Nevermind, it's still up. OP can't into URL's.
>>145487694
He is not blind. He reads a lot about how people reacted, he just doesn't show it that much.
>>145490650
i gotcha covered senpai
>>145490485
Comf
>>145490550
Sorry. Maybe this will?
>>145490652
What is this? Seems like some sort of energy source.
>>145490353
>>145490751
I've won!
Anon, you're mine now!How do you feel about this?
>>145490830
not necessarily what i meant but that's okay
>>145490624
>>145490767
I DID NOT SUMMON YOU SATAN, LEAVE MY HOME - BEGONE FROM MY DOOR WAY AND NEVER RETURN!
>>145490928
asriel absorption is pretty comfy tbqh
>>145490642
Yeah, I agree. I've been getting Rodog and Duly to make more Goat fun, but they're a bit busy
Piece of fucking shit.... fucking Undertale crap... Hope you all get fucking shot in the piss...
>>145490928
Wriggle some more, I guess.Feel at peace in my mind and soul.
>>145489330
THat's the stuff
Choro, Frig and Israel
I just played Undertale for the first time.
Only thing I knew about the game were some memes and the saving / determination plot device, so for my first run, I just acted out of intuition. This resulted in some monsters and most bosses after Toriel getting BTFO. Now let me get this straight
>The monsters in the cave are actively trying to capture you and take your fucking soul.
>They have done this 6 fucking times before.
>Monsters attacking you throughout the whole game
>Undyne trying to kill you because fuck humans
>Muffet tries to kill you because you're too stingy
>etc etc
>Get to Sans' judgement thing
>"YOU'RE A FUKKEN BROTHER KILLER M8"
Now I did do a pacifist run and get the true ending afterwards, but this is bothering me to no end. EVERYONE in the fucking cave, save maybe Toriel and Alphys, tries to get your fucking soul. If Sans had a fucking problem with me killing his brother to avoid this, then WHY the fuck have Frisk fight for his or her life like that?
I just doesn't make an inch of sense, and then that piece of shit skeleton has the nerve to get all pissy afterwards.
I mean, nice game and all, but that shit is stupid. Hopefully there's some really good explanation to it.
>>145491150
delete this
>>145491105
>>145490926
the generally assumed theory is that it is Chara and Asriel's fused soul inside that machine.
as for what it's doing, it's probably got something to do with gaster which in turn means it has something to do with the Core.
so everything might actually be Gaster's fault, at least partially.
>>145488960
>you will never have an abusive goat bf who hits you when you talk back to him
>>145491105
>Shot in the piss
What did he mean by that?
>>145490652
>>145491235
I never delete anything I post
>>145491210
papyrus literally cant kill you shitwad
>>145491105
Why are you here then?
>>145491210
King's orders, and if Paps knocks you to 1 HP he puts you in a easily escaped prison (his shed).
Lose 3 times and he lets you through.
>>145491081
Ain't it?
He's very good at absorbing souls. He wouldn't make it even slightly uncomfortable and you would feel like you're in safe hands the whole way through.
>>145489956I am glad I have less feelings for the goat now that I got a real bf
>>145491363
I haven't lost to him, so how the fuck should I know?
>>145490954
what did you mean?
>>145491301
that relies heavily on a lot of shit and ignores W.D. Gaster completely, which I consider to be a waste of an update entirely.
>>145490696
A joke story about spiders as a race of overpowered RPG classes is just as good as any bedtime fairytale
>>145491425
by reading up on the topic before you write an essay on why its stupid
>>145491086
Well, I'm going to need to look for someone to make spice.
>>145491105
I think I am qualified for (You).
>>145491421
>bf
Goat help you get there?
>>145491301
I don't get the obsession with """"canon-friendly""" ways of saving Asriel. The nature of souls are deliberately so ambiguous it's not hard to headcanon a bunch of different ways to do it.
>>145491347
I will make you scream in pain
>>145491105
>Shot in the piss
>>145491564
Keep an eye on the Japs then
>>145491210
> save maybe Toriel and Alphys
> Alphys
What? She and Mettaton were playing same "scenario". And Mettaton offered Muffet moneys for your soul.You are wrong.
>>145491473
i meant i would like to cuddle with frisk personally desu
>>145491638
I don't speak moon, sadly.
>>145491393
That literally doesn't make it any different. You will never know that if you defeat him on your first go. For all you know, he's gonna take you to Asgore and let him kill you.
>>145491526
>READ THE ENTIRE UNDERTALE WIKI BEFORE YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!
What? Are you serious?
>>145491473
I avoided Gaster when making this because there we know too little about him.
But yeah, sure the former brilliant royal scientist might be of great help.
>>145491606
How could he?
>>145491210
You notice how easy the game was on pacifist? Read the notes on how monsters aren't really hostile and are actually literally made of compassionate stuff?
That's why Sans gets pissy about it. Because you really didn't need to kill anyone. It was within your power to stop their attacks all along but you decided to kill them anyway just for the hell of it. There's literally no defense for killing Papyrus. There's no reason to unless you just want to.
>>145491284
He only hits me because he loves me!
>>145491723
Yeah me neither, but there are some people who can.
>>145491638
>Japs
Attack those on sight.
>>145491760
It's made pretty freaking obvious Papyrus doesn't want to kill you dumbass.
>>145491210
Isn't there a book in the library that says monsters communicate through their magic and many 'attacking' Frisk are just saying hello, at least the random encounters
Papyrus can't kill you tho, and no one has told him what will happen to the human if he captures one
>>145491210
what about the NPCs that let you run around their town and talk to you amicably? and sans who chats you up all the time, doesn't even try taking your soul
>>145491105
>shot in the piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpD0I23kcs
>>145491634
No you won't
>>145491818
But they make good art
>>145491685
Eh, Alphys was more of trying to get you to just stay in the underground. She wasn't trying to take your soul for herself, that was Mettaton's secret plan.
>>145491210
>killing Papyrus
You deserve it.
>>145491760
no, read the undertale wiki after you play the game so you dont have to make stupid posts like this. even if papyrus was competent, god bless his heart, its his duty as a monster to stop you, they hate humans
>>145491760
>you will never know that if you defeat him on your first go
If you get Papyrus down to low health you'll automatically trigger his SPARE dialogue. The only way to kill Papyrus is if you actively attack him when he's already surrendering.
>>145491793
Make you more gay?
Make you realize how badly you actually needed one?
I dunno what I'm talking about.
>>145491301
This again? We already discussed why this doesn't make sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhFqHIeNW0M
>>145491701
I wanna cuddle this cutie too.
>>145491607
It always annoyed me a bit where in stories like Dreemurr-Reborn or One By One, where they just gives Asriel Frisk soul or go back in time and get his soul back but completely ignores the fact that the power of seven human souls are required to maintain his true form.
>>145492080
there's a frisk shaped hole in my anatomically correct shaped heart
>>145491883
It's said that they express themselves through magic. Not really just communication.
But it explains why the magic patterns are the way they are. Froggit leaps like a frog, dog pounces you.
>>145492059
Thats your view anon.
>>145491793
He was just curious if you met someone because of the goat. You may have met someone through the UT fandom or something.
>>145492280
Doesn't really make sense that 7 human souls are necessary, seeing as monster souls are like a gorrilion times weaker. Perhaps he was "saving" it for when he had 7 souls and was "all-powerful?"
>>145491685
Ok so Monsters still trying to kill Frisk and take the soul. Ok.
>>145491887
I didn't kill them because they didn't try to take my soul? I know Sans won't try to take my soul, so why the fuck doesn't he take me to Asgore instantly?
>>145491883
That really doesn't make sense to me. Like those big guards at the Hotlands. They're not saying hello to you, at all.
>>145491804
Bullshit. For all you know, you're gonna get taken to Asgore if you let Papyrus capture / defeat you. Also, again there monsters that literally attack you. Like the guards, muffet, etc.
>>145492280
But the power of 6 human souls + all monster souls were equal to power of Frisk's soul. And it was enough to maintain his true form.
>>145492017
>Make you realize how badly you actually needed one?Okay, yes to that. He made me tolerate the idea.
>>145492280
Dreemurr Reborn is pretty cringey.
I don't think they remember how the game describes how souls work.
It's my headcanon that the only reason Asriel turned back into a goat was due to the monster souls, if he had gotten 7 human souls instead of 6 human souls and all the monster souls, he would have remained a flower. those monster souls gave him back his monster form.
>>145492369
>>145492508
>>145492080
Holy shit, she got a rat face
>>145492583
>>145492508
Good one,
>>145492474
Anon I even pasted screenshots of why.
>>145491301
super cool
>>145492420
>You may have met someone through the UT fandomyes to that too. But not because of the goat
>>145492647
>>145492108
He can be my angle or devil any day.
>>145492709
super lame.
>>145492763
this is the best one
>>145492763
>>145492369
>>145492508
>>145492583
>>145492763
There's a point where this needs to stop and we've still got a long way to go.
>>145492763
Two wieners?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SANS IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I'M SO HORNY IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145492883
Your mom doesn't let you have two weiners?
>>145492958
My mom gave me her two wieners
>>145492476
Yes they attack you and yes it would make a certain kind of sense to fight back but you don't take into account the fact that monsters give up. You can spare monsters after fighting with them, you can subdue them and make them surrender but you went all the way and killed them for what? Because they were trying to capture you?.
>>145492871
>>145492958
No bones
>>145492883
>>145492915
get sans some ice and see a vet to have your horns sanded down, jeez
>>145493023
Okay, now I'm reallyat a loss.
>>145492915
I agree!
cute demonbot.
>>145493169
>>145492915
>>145493250
>demonbot
So just a regular bot?
>>145493349
no.
this one possesses a child later on.
>>145493009
I actually did spare most of them. Except the ones that died with one hit.
Bosses literally all died, except Toriel because she literally did not want to fight me and so I spared her. Now that I think of it, in the ending, Sans says the Toriel changes the policy to Humans being treated as Friends and not enemies.
I mean to me, nothing in this game really points to Frisk being out of danger, and Monsters are just accidentally killing him/her.
>>145492709
>Don't have the "cool/lame" pic of the Asriel date from Storyshift.
Past self you have failed me for the last time!
Have this gote instead for the cools.
>>145493349
Muffet pls
>>145493449
Just as expected of robots.
You can't trust them. Evil machines, all of them.
>>145493553
toriel doesn't want to fight you? you have to spare her like 13 times to get out of her fight. how did you get out of that one?
>>145493294
Kek.
>>145492476
You're never in any real danger since you can save and reload. Sans is mildly aware of this and calls you out on your actions because of it. You can't claim you're acting in self-defense, you have infinite tries to end things peacefully. Monsters are easy enough to subdue and spare, maybe excluding Undyne, you have no excuse.
>>145493169
>that filename
Casting spells and shit with my fav
>>145493553
> I actually did spare most of them.
> This resulted in some monsters and most bosses after Toriel getting BTFO.
Come on, stop baiting so hard.
>>145493656
Hey!
Ch- fuck, I mean Mettaton did nothing wrong.
>>145493553
>Humans being treated as Friends and not enemies.
And people hate it.
>>145493656
I want to be possessed by a rogue ghost robot!
>>145493678
Her intention to get you to flee and go back upstairs.
>>145493718
Oh, you too?
>>145493656
Technically he's a ghost in a robot body.
>>145493851
What about Papyrus? He can't even kill you, unlike Toriel (though you have to try)
He even lets you pass if you can't get gid.
>>145493824
who wouldn't want that?
>>145493678
Well when I saw the she repeatedly missed me with her attacks on purpose, I took the hint.
>>145493692
See that's a fair point, but I'm not sure Sans would know about Frisk's power. At least, I do not remember him saying anything about it.
>>145493768
>>145493824
Evil spawn
>>145493925
demon in a robot body
>>145494104
t. Muffet
>>145494152
Muffet isn't allowed to complain about demons
>>145488034
Yo Pastebin anon, you still around?You grabbed a couple of my stories here and there but they're hosted on hodgepodge anon pastebins, Im thinking of corralling them all together under one account for my own convenience, since I'm doing a few more of them now. If I shuffled the new links to you, would you be bothered updating the links in your pastebin?PS thanks for the effort man, you do a top job keeping a close eye here.
>>145494104
So you're saying Blooky is a demon? He is Mettaton's cousin after all.
>>145494396
I never trusted him
>>145494396
Blooky is soft and pure like mashed potatoe
>>145494036
He mentions it in his Judgement Hall speeches. Asks you about whether you believe you should use a hypothetical power to do the right thing or somesuch. Plus his Geno dialogue.
>>145494396
Blooky is a nice demon at worst and his ectoplasm feels very comfy.
>>145493964
Her intention is never to kill you, but the possibility of actually running into her fireballs exists I'm guessing as a kind of feels thing. And you continuing to stay leads up to Toriel's character arc. That despite her worries for you, she must realize that it's not right for her to trap you down here. That your agency comes first and it was wrong of her to try to force you stay. It has sort of a meta significance, like the player of the game has to leave the tutorial to move on and they realize after this point, they can't go back.
As far as canon goes, it doesn't go deeper than that.
Watch me!
>>145494763
>bare butt
>>145494763
Witnessed!
>>145494763
for what purpose
>>145494763
Goat is not for that!
Goat is forkisses!
Well goodnight /utg/. Have some sleepy ghosts.
>>145495172
>>145495295
Sleep well ghostanon!
>>145494763
Now do it with this goat
>>145495295
I want to sleepbetweenthe ghosts!
>>145495321
I miss that drawfag.
>>145495321
Source on all pictures?
I have only some of them.
>>145495374
Anongote doesn't get the poots
Anongote deservesthe D
>>145486160
I hate to be that guy, but source?
>>145493923
You're damn skippy. Learning the theory of magical harmonics, history, defense, application, etc. Coming out well disciplined under their tutelage.
>>145495321
>>145495575
>>145495696
If you don’t like my lifestyle? Fuck you. I was born to have sex with Sans and I’m not changing because of fucking closed minded people like you.
>>145495993
Right on sister!
>>145495993
Well fuck if you can actually physically do that don't let us stop you.
>>145495993
Schlick to this and post results
>>145495993
Gonna get dunked tonight.
>>145495993
Necrophilia pride when?
>>145495739I swear I like anongoat a bit too much.
>>145495993
You know what would help him have sex with you?Feeding him well.
>>145496241
Always
>>145496489
>sans neckbone bulging
>>145496241
I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything will be okay.
>>145496278
I know how you feel
Did that artist do more?
>>145496608
What else would?
He's all (no)skin andbones.
Why are there so many vorefags here on /utg/?
I have never seen this high concentrations in other threads.
>>145496859
Memeing gone wrong
>>145496859
Magic.
>>145496859
degenerate furries
DUMMY
POSTING
DUMMY
POSTING
>>145497218
This poor character.
He will never be the same after what people here did to him.
>>145496278
Hey, you aren't alone.
>>145497093
>tfw the cute goat will never try to rope you into getting eaten
It would be cute and funny.
>>145497274
Like what,fed him well with TASTY?
>>145493776
>Expecting the unwashed masses and plebians to understand the motivations of the royals chosen by God himself to lead our fair monarchy
>>145497274
none of these characters will ever be the same.
>>145497218
angry mannequin
>>145491210
Nobody really wanted to hurt Frisk, except Flowey.
Paps just wanted to have a friends. And he can't really kill you anyway.
Undyne:
> I don't actually want to hurt you either. At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but... The way you hit me right now, it... Reminded me of someone I used to train with.
MTT was just helping Alphys to be relevant.
Muffet thought that you were a spider-hater.
Asgore told you the reasons why he started the war.And i guess life without love and compassion drive Flowey mad.
>>145497274
Slapping a bizzare fuckhueg tongue into what is already a weird midsection mouth thing isn't too bad compared to what other characters got, really.
New storyshift page
http://mspaintguyfromdoorchins.tumblr.com/post/145929706698/i-fucked-that-up
Now what
>>145497274
>>145497707
It could have been worse.
It could have been a lot worse.
fire time
>>145497850
>>145497850
At least that is normal porn
>>145497850
I don't know anymore. Is that still Asriel or your goat OC?
>>145496821
me too famm, me too
new au thing, i think
>>145498673
This was what /utg/ and the tumblr decided I would run for this arc of the comic. I did it months ago to satirize the boss monster tf fics and then had a vote to do it again.
>>145499050
>satirize
sure you did
>>145499050
""""""satirical""""" trash is still trash
>>145499005
also this too
little goat sister is nice
>>145499005
put it back
>>145491210
>If Sans had a fucking problem with me killing his brother to avoid this,
Okay why did no one point out that Papyrus always spares you before you can kill him? Because he does. He stopped fighting and then you killed him.
>>145498523
Don'tget madover it either way.
>>145497649
furious figurine
>>145499256
like 5 people pointed that out
>>145499173
I never ever said my stuff isn't trash
>>145499408
I'm looking at all the replies right now anon don't lie to me.
>>145499465
see
>>145491363
>>145492013
>>145491393
>>145491804
>>145491883
>>145497705
they all mention that papryus can't kill you
I'm a real asshole, aren't I?
>>145499005
>>145499239
They swapped the two up
Weird
>>145499256
This person did: >>145492013
>>145499660pretty sure they're supposed to be brother and sister in that
>>145499050
>satirize
>your tf shit came out before frick or tacitly wrote fics
kek
?
>>145499773
I know, it's pretty dumb honestly
>>145499780
Good satire is there before the audience expects it, not when it demands it.
>>145499806
sans eating Chara for breakfast and then summoning his ecto 18 wheeler to drive into work today and explode while crying about how he vored papyrus and has to deal with the stupid monster population around him and the resets.
>>145499867
delete that image right now
>>145499806
Goatbro
>>145499806
Gaster strangling Alphys
>>145499050
There aren't enough quotes for me to put around that "satire".
I'd like to pet that tail.
>>145499806
whitemage tori
>>145499806
alphys forcefully stuffing hapstablook into a shoddily put together metal box
>>145499631
Only 1 of those is what I mentioned though stop lying to me anon.
>>145500074
I'd like to stroke that chest fluff
>>145500074
I'd like to suck his dick.
>>145499821
This one has them kept as husband and wife. Kinda cute.
>>145499806
Chara wearing a MAGA hat while smiling
>>145500253Enjoy his nicecream
>>145499780
Actually I made it after Tacit's fic
>>145500257
Forgot the link
http://imgur.com/a/pZQwY
>>145500197
Oh yeah. I pointed out ones that said pap can't kill you, not that you can't kill pap before he spares. My bad.
>>145499806
Temmie force eating temmie flakes.
>>145499992
>>145501057
KILL IT
>>145500406
>Toriel actually caring at all about Asgore's feelings
this really is an AU
THISSOULOF MINE IS BURNING RED
>>145501057
It's cute!
utg
>>145501487
gundamtale?
Might as well make it a Temmie thread
>>145500350
Chara will never be able to vote for trump however because they are:
>dead
>a child
>a greek immigrant
>>145499806
Muffet on a swing set.
>>145501796
cute
>>145501431
They lived happily for hundreds of years. That's a kind of love that I don't think she can ever be truly apathetic to.
>>145501487
Representing Neo-MTT-Resort, Glam Gundam!
Cute goat!
I go sleep now.
Good night, honeymelons.
>Alphys will root for you no matter how many monsters you kill, including the families of the amalgamates, as long as you don't kill Monster Kid
why is she forgiven again
>>145502420
if anything it would make it worse
you ever see real life divorced couples? even if they did genuinely love each other at some point it gets ugly really fucking quickly.
daddy lol
sans
>>145502567
what about him
>>145502515
Toby is a hack and rushed the game out before he could properly add in proper reactions for Alphys.
>>145502567
Yes son?
>>145502567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk1TJst5VaI
>>145502679
>>145502515
>as long as you don't kill Monster Kid
But you can't hurt Monster Kid.
>>145502567
>>145502743
I'm so happy this mistake exists.
>>145502892
Don't try to kill him, then
>>145500257
>>145500406
Kind of interesting, don't like the color of his beard or his missing horn. It's a neat idea though
>>145502529
This is far from a real divorced couple
>>145503142
you're right
most divorced couples don't have one and half dead kids, centuries of built up separation and resentment, and one thinking the other is essentially a murderer
>>145503337
>one and a half dead kids
That made me laugh a bit
What happened to the writebin?
>>145503529
it's missing a letter
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
>>145503529
link was copied incorrectly
Vote please
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487219
Alright /utg/, time for your psychological evaluation.
What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this image?
hello youteegeee
<3
>>145502045
>>145503813
I don't like the art style
warning: edgy drawing of mkid getting fucking stabbed
>>145503890
Howdy Geek
>>145503813
Cute kid
>>145503890
Ey Geek, what's up?
>>145503808
at least make it undertale related man
>>145503813
i remember that good vibes anon that always posted it and wished us good night. he was the lucid dreaming guy.
>>145503890
hey geek!
reminder that there are characters that were designed to be terrible and unlikable and you're both playing the game wrong and a terrible person if you don't do what Toby intended and hate them
>>145503813
daddy sans unzipping his jeans and letting his 30 inch ecto cock flop out and right onto my head giving me a concussion and sending me to the hospital crying out for daddy sans to save me but waking up and the ecto docs telling me there is no ecto daddy there for me because i've been bad and don't deserve any cummies.
>>145503895
Thank you!
>filename
What do you mean 2nd best?!
>>145503890
Sup.
>>145503890
fuck off
>>145503890
wazzzuuuppp
>>145504013
Anon these are the shitty side-ideas I thought of while sitting in a van at 90 degrees fahrenheit
If you don't want the non-undertale stuff don't vote for it
I promise nothing
>>145504095
Can't out demon the original demon.
>>145499660
holy fuck thats cute
>>145504341
It's ToriGorey, of course it's gonna be cute
>>145503890
porn
>>145503890
Holla holla
>>145495172
>that's one cute frisk-
>that bonereven better
>>145503813
The way the neck and the head are drawn remind me of this dinosaur movie I used to watch all the time when I was little.
>>145504762
I wanna fuck the ghost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVYyPwxvbE
One fucking word: HOTNESS!
>>145505191
>yaoi fontcest
>>145503813
A goat kid.
>>145504313
Maybe not out demon (because Muffet is not a demon to begin with, that's rude), but Muffet can out cute Chara any day.
>>145503813
Awww
>>145503813
*hug
>>145505191
>yaoi fontcest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
Look what i just drew.
>>145500001
>>145503813
Is that one anon nervous about contacting an old friend still here?
>>145503813
Reminds me of my younger god brother, good kid.
>>145503813
I hope good vibes acid goatfag didn't OD
>>145505542
cute
>>145503813
I think it's cute until i remember we can't save it
>>145505308
The spider will never out cute any human.
>>145505582
I love this, I love the filename, and I love you.
>>145505764
Right Click > Save Image As
No need to thank me
>>145503813
Soft fur
>>145505542
U did gud anon, so have some ghost rape.
>>145503813
"You're better as a Flower"
>>145503968
eyy doogy<3
>>145503973
Ey nothin workin on a commish, yourself?
>>145504013
Thats some cute skells
how are you anon
>>145504095
Nothin much anon just drawin
you?
>>145504168
nope
>>145504216
WAAAZZZUUUPPP
anon
>>145504669
where?
>>145504762
eey you whats new?
>>145505191
>Fontcest
gross
>>145503813
Murderous scumbag
Reddits favorite characters are as follow
1= Sans
2= Papyrus
3= Asriel
4= Chara
5= Asgore
6= Undyne
7= Napstablook
7= Mettaton
8=Flowey
9 = other
10= Toriel
Alphys somewhere below all that
thoughts?
>>145506590
About what I expected
>>145506590
who the hell is reddit
>>145506590
Sounds like utg
>>145503813
pepperoni, though i am eating
>>145506590
>Chara
>a character in any respect
Gross.
Everything else is ok taste.
>>145506590
Sansfags are shit, no wonder. Bet they are into the Skeleverse much like Tumbler is.
>Toriel that low and Asgore that high
Holy shit.
UTG loves Frisk.
>>145506590
i get that napstablook is likable and cute but more than MTT, really?
>>145506734
nah, if it was /utg/, asriel would be way up there, and there would be a huge powergap between him and the 2nd favorite.
>>145506832
Asgore has been getting a lot of love in the fandom lately
its kinda weird but i'm not complaining
>>145506590
Cool, I'm underground now.
>>145506832
STOP POSTING BILLY AND MANDY IMAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AT LEAST POST GRIM OR THE SPIDER LADY
>>145506832
I'd say it's less that /utg/ loves Frisk and that most of the images we post have Frisk in them in the background or as a secondary focus.
Like nearly all of the pics of my fav has Frisk in them on the side.
>>145506959
i mean at least it makes him easier to filter. all he does is bitch about sans and tumblr.
>>145506959
>spider lady
fuck her post jeff
>>145505796
You can say that, but it won't stop me from trying to disprove you.
>>145506032
>Nothin much anon just drawin
>you?
Absolutely nothing.
>>145506590
Eh. I guess. Who's Reddit?
>>145506832
Frisk is the best character.
They are a stubborn, quick witted, quiet and strong young man who deserves all the love and attention he gets.
>>145507159
Jeff and Fred Fred Burger = Jerry and So Sorry
>>145507350
jeff was nice tho
>>145507173
Aww go do somethin fun anon
>>145506880
Yeah i suppose your right on that.
>>145507350
nah man, jeff and fred were actually likable. i see where you're coming from though
>>145507263
Frisk a cute
>>145491761
I like to think of Gaster as the missing link, the key to getting a true happy ending. Kind of likeHanyuu in Higurashi.
>>145507515
GET OUT OF HERE JEFF
>>145506959
Fine anon, jeez.
>>145507138
>implying
I love snas posting.
>>145507371
>algamites
>fallowers
>mad jack
>small rabbid
>>145506590
>Shit skeleton top
>Toriel last place
>Flowey over toriel
>Chara over Asgore, Undyne, Metta, Napsta and Toriel
>>145507568
>>145507698
>>145507669
>Toriel last place
Nothing wrong with that though
>>145507739
Now that's more like it.
>>145507739
good
>>145507658
>toriel
>not being in last place
the only person maybe more deserving is chara
>>145507658
Toriel is the only one in the right place desu
>>145507739
Chara's gone because I'm hanging out with them.
>>145507569
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME DAD?!Jeff spilling his guts out about how Billy doesn't love him to a patiently listening muffet when
>>145507796
was suppose to go to >>145507658
Also Alphys is last
>>145507739
The dot! It's finally fixed! I love you, anon!
>>145508012
Fuck you, grey dot is my husbando.
>>145508148
shit taste
>>145508012
gaster was the grey dot
I can't believe Sans murdered Gaster specifically to steal his blasters and in the process fucked up the timeline for all eternity
>>145507739
you posted the one where the innocent child is gone.
here's the one where the terrible characters are removed.
>>145507669
I'm blooky
>>145508239
but toriel is still there
>>145508186
He was a goddamn hero.
>>145508239
>terrible characters removed
>Temmy is still there
>chara is there
>Asriel instead of Flowey
0/10
>>145508239
>wow stop posting alphys
I love you /utg/!
>>145508475
I hate you.
>>145508475
Hey, dude. I've seen all your comments. Each one of them is amazing in their own way. You're an inspiration and I love you man.
>>145508475
Yeah I know, but god how I loath you.
>>145508239
Don't be mean, anon.
>>145508475
marry me then
>>145507854
>>145507848
>>145507796
>>145508297
...
I dunno, at this point I should probably go. There's not a lot here for me, anymore. And I don't like reddit and tumblr either. Time probably better spent on other media anyways.
>>145508686
jesus christ dude unrustle your jimmies. every character gets shit on from time to time.
>>145506947
>>145506832
>>145506950
>Asgore over Toriel junk
the poll was only for your top favorite and I imagine that when it comes to Asgore you either love him or you hate him while Toriel invokes a lot more mild of a reaction in people.
Shes probaly still more liked overall but not favorited as much if that makes sense
>>145508686
Yeah desu these threads bore me now and there's not enough decent OC. Let's go into the sunset together.
>145508686
no please stay
us brothers've got to stay together
>>145508686
Don't worry anon, each character gets a turn getting bullied. Only a little while ago it was Asgore.
>>145506032
Nothing much
Playing a boatload of Overwatch and drawing lewd shit
Might start a short comic
>>145508686
Please don't go!
>>145508686
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>145508686
fuck, didn't mean to deprive you of a (you) with >>145508806
>>145508349
an hero*
>>145506032
Doing good, it's hot though. of course. I'm on and off drawing and playing some godhand.
>>145508239
even better ending!
>>145509039
What are you doing playing a 3/10 game? :^)
>>145509114
ok but
>chara
>asgore
>annoying dog
>sans
>frisk
>papyrus
>undyne
>temmie
>gaster
>mettaton
>napsta
remove those and you have a perfect image
>>145508864
oh sounds like a fun time.
I'd like to see that comic.
;3
>>145509039
Yeh its kinda warm but im pretty comf
Sounds fun. whatcha drawin?
>>145509114
>Tem is still there
Close but not quite
>>145509254
geek please love me
>>145509239
I might have erased too many
>>145509195
(v:
>>145509254
some skells of course
>>145509362
>based pixel bro is still there
nah its good
>>145508239
>>145509114
This is the real version of the image. Stop it with your fake edits.
>>145509362
Good job, partner!
>>145509478
>editing in an even shittier character
Sad!
>>145508686
Don't go, please!
I'm clocking out again.
Goodnight, /utg/!
>>145509478
>muffet
fuck off
>>145509526
but he killed Chara as well
>>145509526
Why is Chara a tree person?
>>145509526
who said this was the chara ending?
>>145509478
But Chara is still there. This can't possibly be the best version.
>>145509114
Put Toriel back in and remove sans.
>>145509632
It's a teddy bear.
>>145509570
Goodnight Anon, love you?
>>145507627
Hey chart anon here, can't say I really left.
A lot more were spelled wrong because counting sessions would drag on for hours and whenever I needed to add a new character I just decided "fuck it, I will fix it in post" I got most of them but that is no excuse and obviously I have missed some. I will fix it when I get the chance.no idea how I was autistic enough to misspell "followers" and "rabbit" though
>>145509570
Goodnight
>>145509575
>>145509632
Chara's been dead before, they're probably in some void or whatever, waiting for someone to say their name. Oh wai-
>>145509591
Good question.
>>145509721
Yes!
>>145509657
But Chara didn't do anything wrongexcept not killing that spider.
>>145509254
>:3c
>>145509909
>>:3c
reminder that undertale is about a lot of people who did a lot of things wrong.
>>145509909
>>145509984
>>>:3c
>>145510032
They could have done a lot better
>>145510042
>>>>83c
>>145510123
kek
i don't get what the c is supposed to be in the smiley
it's a chin or something right? but i just cant see it
>>145509556
>>145509575
Rude. Muffet deserves a good ending as well!
>>145509657
Better?
>>145509871
RUDE!
>>145510218
it's the mouth. but oddly curved.
*Hug
>>145510280
>no Asgore
>>145510235
That's not very nice.
You can't just remove a small child's happy ending.
You'd have to beas pathetic as Asgore to do something like that.
>>145510280
>not hugging the goat that needs it the most
baka
>>145508747
>>145508749
>>145508806
>>145508819
>>145508885
>>145509568
Look, sorry for a having a bitch moment there. Posted before my sense kicked in. Sorta let the stress of the day carry over on to here, checked utg, rolled my eyes hard and just got more triggered than what was ever needed. I apologize.And I'll stick around to a degree, I like a lot of you.
>>145510218
a paw
>>145510218
>>145510273
The 3 is the mouth, the c is a hand/paw raised inquisitively to one's face
>>145510218
It's a paw
>>145510443
>>145510479
>>145510509
i just googled it and it makes sense now thanks
>>145510218
the c is the head of the dick they're about to suck.
>>145510401
It's okay anon, don't worry. I do that a lot. I'm glad you're still sticking around.
>>145510401
It's ok, brother
we all have moments like those, it's why we have to stay together
>>145510607cheeky nando i was just about to use that pic
>>145510387
Then please refer to >>145509478.
And that's not a nice thing to say about Asgore either!
>>145510235
Why does Golden and Platinum ending not have Temmie and Muffet?
>>145510235
why is frisk not in the platinum ending? they sacrificed themselves to bring asriel and chara back or something?
>>145510401
take a fresh mom
>>145510378
>>145510390
Asgore doesn't deserve hugs, he deserves cold showers and relentless kicks to the stomach
>>145510773
They are Jews
>>145509294
we've been over this anon
>>145509426
skells are best
>>145509909
:oc
>>145510928
i know but it still hurts
Fuck off Toriel
How do you react to this, /utg/?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ITc2ofJnp1
>>145510878
presumably, it's why everyone is sad
>>145511068
FUCK
They finally censored the new emojis.
>>145511090
Bang my head on my desk in time with the song
>>145510884
thank you for sharing the cutie patootie
>>145510773
Because they would not be Golden or Platinum anymore. They would qualify for Ultimate ending right off the bat!
>>145510878
Yes.
>>145511227
Shyren (v'.'v)<|
>>145500074
I'd like toshut the door and let the nice guy have his privacy!
Near last for Dad and Blooky
almost last for best possible ending
>>145512021
roodand a waste of money if you're just gonna do that
Last for gote
please no connection error
Hey, can anyone post or link me a copy of that porn comic edit with autistic Asriel, where Toriel has to wipe his ass? Thanks!
>>145512021
Dude, you're a cunt. But, hey, credit where credit is due. You're a dedicated cunt.
One of the momfags needs to steal the her body and rebuild her. Cybernetic Toriel is on the horizon.
>>145512371http://imgur.com/gallery/AXues
>>145512021
well that isn't very nice
>>145512287
If Asriel was an anon which anon would he be
>>145512464
>getting mad over a joke
I didn't even take he picture
>>145512549doogle
>>145512569
Tone can be tricky to convey on a board sometimes, I'm not really mad or anything
>>145512549
He'd be anonCrateanon because both are cyoot
>>145512538
kek
>>145512791
Yep.
Hey guys if I streamed in like a hour or so would you be interested?
I wanna draw skells and other things
>>145513047
Sounds interesting. I might attend.
>>145513047
sure but i never know where you're streaming. i never see a link.
>>145512738Aww, I don't know about that anon, but that's very sweet of you. Thank you!
>>145513047____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________
___________________________________________________________________yes.
>>145513047
Heck yeah! Where?
>>145513047
This >>145513167
WHERE DO I GO? GEEZ.
>>145512738
EdgeCrateanon when?
>>145513338
we don't need /utg/ AUs
>>145513472
Let's make that a thing!
Who else /notfeelinguptoitrightnow/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06DFATE7lBM
>>145487379
If he was in world of tanks would he be the new meta?
>>145513538
Let's not
Underfell is bad, /utg/fell would be worse.
>>145513593
I'm not feeling very good
>>145513538
hahahahahahaha
>>145513593
here...i just have really quiet news on in the background. trying to do simple tasks to get me back into the groove but i think i just need to lay down and feel like garbage right now
>>145513798
Oh. Okay then.
>>145513338
Oh no ;_;
>>145513593
I have so much to do in so little time.
But instead I'm here, eating cheesecake and playing Crash.
>>145513798
>Underfell is bad
That's the point, they're supposed to be "bad".
>>145513798
I just meant like edge goat, not underfell.
>>145513950
Love ya bud.
>>145513950
There, there, it's okay, my child. Come here.*dumps itching powder down your shorts*
>>145514205
Love you too!
How does your second favorite bully your first favorite, /utg/?
>>145514205
Oh. Crate like edgegote would be ok.Does that mean that there will be lewd of Edgecrate and Shotecrate?
>>145514290
Why would you do this
>>145514368
>Undyne bullying Mettaton
I get the feeling that MTT would just take whatever she throws at him in complete stride just to piss her off.
>>145514368
he tries to make him do work, he's a pretty harsh bully tbqh
>>145513593
Peanuts music is a treasure.
>>145513047
>>145513167
>>145513204
>>145513207
>>145513305
https://picarto.tv/GeekofLove
I'm not gonna start for probally another hour yet but i'll relink again when i'm gonna begin.
>>145514368
They wouldn't. They would be friends.
>>145514368
Maybe Muffet would steal some of Toriel's pie ingredients? But then she would give it back along with a box of spider donuts and they would both laugh about it.
>>145514368
>Fave: Asgore
>2nd Fave: Toriel
>Toriel bullying Asgore
You all know how that would carry out.
>>145514368
Shyren buys a spider donut...and doesn't eat it! Devious!
>edge MSPG
>edge Skull
>edge Pumpkin
This terrifies me.
>>145514434Yes.
>>145514368
>Paprus bullying Asriel
with excessive love and attention, of course
>>145514753
edge frick
edge doogle
edge angstrom
edge crybleat
>>145509591
Maybe because the artist thinks they are under the tree.
>>145514658
Toriel apologizing afterwards, having troubles expressing her feelings and how hurt she was. Asgore giving her a big hug when she starts to fall apart.
>>145514950
please desist. we at /utg/ pride ourselves on a strict adherence to character canon and you are currently straying from it.
>>145509739
I thought some of them were deliberate jokes.
/utg/swap when?
>>145514368
>Alphys bullying Papyrus
Alphys sees Sans harmlessly trolling Papyrus through social media and thinks it's hilarious. She decides to join in, using a new account so no one can identify her. However, her comments grow progressively nastier and personal when Papyrus stops giving her the funny reactions she wants. She even starts editing Papyrus's selfies, photoshopping him into terrible situations.
>>145513798
>/utg/fell would be worse.
sans and papyrus are now angsty edgy goat skeletons that want to fuck you
undyne is now angsty edgy goat fish who wants to eat you
alphys is now angsty edgy goat lizard who is more openly perverted to the point of being disturbing
muffet is an angsty edgy 6 armed spider goat bondage queen
flowery is his goatflower form only way edgier
asgore and toriel are now angsty edgy goats with an extra set of horns that also want to fuck you
asriel in his final battle instead of just pleading to chara starts confessing his love
frisk is possessed by chara anyway because edge and then you both just keep his form with everyone captive and then go home and fuck and everyone's souls can feel you fucking them as one
>>145514950
So basically this?
http://orig14.deviantart.net/4131/f/2016/098/8/a/got_an_appointment_to_shove_you_into_a_locker_by_zarla-d9y7xzt.png
>>145515096
oh no
>>145514753
We need edge anons too.
>edge spideranon
>tells everyone to fuck off and die daily
>>145515141
why are they all goats
>>145515096
can i be swapped with one of the anons who died
>>145514753
>>145515235
Wait, are we talking edge as in edgegoat or underfell?
>>145515270transformation/goat ocs
>>145515235
edge goatfucker
I'M GONNA KILL THE GOAT
>>145515270
because that's the edgiest thing in the game
>>145514368
>Frisk bullying Asriel
Probably trying to kiss him or flirt or something
>wake up and get onto /utg/
>talk of /utg/fell
Are we gonna have this again.
>80 posters
dead
>>145515235
>Edgecrate
>Tells everyone what a horrible day it is and that he hates all of us when he wakes up and before he goes to bed
>>145515339
Underfell
>>145515351
>edge Sansposter
>posts nothing but horrible AUs
>>145515339
I was thinking of Underfell versions.
Which means that the place would be more tolerable than we are most of the time.
>>145515235
>5 hateposters constantly shitposting about how badly they want each other to die
>Frick writes and draws nothing but edgegoat guro
>>145515604
maybe edgy frick would finally draw asriel eating and digesting frisk realistically
i wish i lived in /utg/fell
Boy, this party really died.
>>145515604
>Frick writes and draws nothing but edgegoat guro
andhard vore
>>145514368
>Flowey bullying Chara
He already did that bybetraying them.
I want art of Edgecrate and Edgepumpkin
>>145514368
Muffet gives Chara shitty chocolate
>>145515387
>you will never be bullied by Frisk
>>145515770
I want art of all edge artists and anons but I feel like that's just cancer.
>>145515464
>EdgeAngstrom
>Posts calmly about how grateful he is that everybody loves his art so much
>>145515235
there would be that one niceposter that everyone fucking hates and is equivalent to the soriel poster, telilng everyone that all characters are likable and redeemable if you just try
edge soriel poster
>>145515947
It's a guilty pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQuZyzwV4s
A spider just descended from the ceiling onto my keyboard as I was about to shitpost with this. I cannot make this shit up.
>>145516061
Earlier I saw a spider in my bed and it was really scary. I don't know why this would happen because I've been working really hard to keep my room clean lately
>>145515995
We definitely need a new picture of all the artists and anons, the old one is so dated.
>>145516061
last night I cracked open a hard boiled egg and at least a dozen baby spiders crawled out of it
>>145516273
ew ew stop
namefags should kill themselves
>>145516301
What was the old one?
>>145516326
phew! Good thing I don't namefag.
>>145516238
>>145516342
Meant to reply to this one.
>>145516238
all you really need to do is erase people from the old one, the major contributors from it are still here
>>145515165
Funnily enough I was looking to actually post that along side the post, but didn't because of the limit.
I would think Asgore would be very good with emotions, your leader and councilor, but isn't a good critical thinker and not always great with decisions. Toriel would be intelligent, efficient, great manager, but can come off cold sometimes and doesn't deal with negative emotions very well.And by the way, I admit it's in headcanon territory, but I try to admit that to set the stage. Characters in the game aren't set up to be really complex.
>>145516326
Fuck you mate
>>145516467
I don't have it but I'm sure someone else does.
>>145516472
True, I don't remember pumpkin being on there and there's a few new anons I think.
>>145486160
Is this a crop or does some guy just really like shark teeth?
why so ded
>>145516823
I'd say it's the tongue and drool that are the main focus of the lewd, but fangs are good too.
Just started the game today, heard that it was good and got it on a steam sale a while back.
Less than half an hour in and I was able to flirt with the person I just called mother.
What the FUCK is wrong with you people???
>>145517160
if you think that's bad wait till you see the skelefucking
>>145517160
Get out of this thread, yo.
Fuckton spoilers dude
>>145517160
wait till you get to the sex part, you'll come around
What are the things you wish to do with your favorite, if he/she/they was real. cute or lewd?
>>145517160
why didn't you flirt with the flower?
>>145515951
>EdgeDoogle
>Basically the fucking Frick of ToriGorey
>>145517282
I wouldgo on adventures withChara.
Andkissthem.
>>145517297
Don't edge yourself you hack.
>>145517282
Bake, go shopping, go for a walk, have tea.
And lots of hugs! All of the cute things!
>>145517506
Sorry :cc
>>145517282
>Mettaton
The lewdest things possible. The messiest sex ever.
>>145517297
>EdgeDoogle
>Only follows canon ships
My sister just asked me if she could use my old Wizards 101 account. I didn't know Wizards 101 is still a thing.
>>145517282
Be aggressively sexual with Toriel, just to see her reaction to when the sexual advances started after calling her "mother" and they just got more and more aggressive instead of less so.
>>145517548
Well, there's only like two or three canon ships. It's not fun to stay within the norms
>>145517584
what are her thoughts on undertale?
>>145517539
It's okay papa I still love you.
>>145517282
cook with them. im a terrible cook and so are they, so only good things are promised here.
>>145517584
So did she give you a handjob for the 101 account or what? Don't leave us hangin', anon.
>>145517689
She has it but still hasn't played it. But she continues to look at Tumblr/AU stuff.
>>145517683
I mean between
>Undyne/Alphys
>Sans/Toriel
>RG01/RG02
There really should be enough canon ships to go around.
>>145517812
[maniacal laughter]
>>145517160
try harder, the multiple question marks gave you away
>>145517904
>Sans/Toriel
I guess if you're counting friendSHIPS.
I'm getting a drawing tablet tomorrow.
>>145518001
>Sans/Toriel isn't canon
nice meme
>edgefrick
>actually has the balls to kill himself instead of memeing about it
>>145518006
nice anon. undertale inspired you to draw, yeah?
>>145518051
>skeleton sex
tumblr isn't allowed here
>>145518056
The thing is edgefrick would be a great artist, writer and be a generally awesome person all around. We wouldn't want him to commit suicide.
>>145517282
I'd finally have someone to go to theme parks with me and ride the same rollercoaster 20 times in a row while making stupid poses for the on-ride camera.
>>145518051
you know, i always thought you just fucked off when the image limit hit and you couldn't post your soriel images
not sure whether to be proud that you can manage without or disappointed that you don't just fuck off
>>145518175
damn i've been owned
>>145517967
Yeah it's pretty bad
>>145518212
>there's only one person who recognizes Sans/Toriel as canon
Come on friend
extreme muffet guro
https://youtu.be/jxDycguIWXI?t=114
>>145518321
Wait a second that's not Muffet, that's a hockey puck!
IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7204817
>>145518312
there's no need to hide or lie to make it sound like others share your opinion
surely there's something else you like about undertale that you can talk about
>>145518393
I know, I was disappointed too.
Anyone have real Muffet guro? Especially if she begs for it, says "squish me!" or something like that. Thanks.
that feel when you just beat the game for the first time and no one cares about goat kid anymore
>>145518438
yay
>>145518438
>update
Got my hopes up, ya bastahd.
>>145517282
Giving Chara lots of chocolate!
Making Chara feel better about their past actions!
i want to hug (You)
>>145518485
>no one cares about goat kid anymore
yeah ha ha, too bad literally nobody endlessly posts images of him in every thread. that would be cancerous!
>>145518112
Yes it did. I don't know how well it will turn out, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
>>145518393
It's supposed to start at 1:54, sometimes 4chan doesn't like starting it at the given time
>>145518175
no thats swap!frick
>>145518581
good. i was in the same position about ~7 months ago, and i'm still here. i believe in you anon. we can make it
>>145518612
its great that frisk actually wins that
>>145518174
It's totally okay to fuck Papyrus
>>145518485
ain't there a /trash/ thread for goatfuckers or something
>>145518805
noreminder that Papyrus is an eccentric skeledude in canon and that your super cute speshul fuck papyrus is canon
SHITPOST FASTER
whatcha listening to utg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JeLe828Nw
>>145518321
Don't do that! Anything resembling a spider must be treated with care and respect!
>>145518805
that's a funny way to spell 'tuck'
as in tuck him into bed and read him a nice story
>>145518485
>tfw no more cute goat cuddlefics
it hurts
Does /utg/ like MTT when he's drawn with fangs?
http://i.imgur.com/9imb2NA.jpg
>>145518960
>not endlessly looping Hopes and Dreams
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145518321
>>145518680
I was thinking of these videos yesterday
>>145518931
He's eccentric alright,eccentric in BED
>>145519097
it can be okay but thats a bit overdone
>>145518960
Bach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67a5FTa1U1A
>>145519097
i'm more peeved how he seems to be amputated
>>145519097
they need to be BIGGER
>>145518960
>>145518960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6YNuBX9qk
>>145518485
Meh, he got what he deserved at the end of the game.
>>145518321
>Crushing a ball bearing
that was cool
>>145518960
https://soundcloud.com/piugravemusic/undertale-au-undertoggle-nyeheh-v2-slower-and-lower
I have no idea what the hell this is for but it's catchy
>>145519296
E A R L Y
A
R
L
Y
>>145518960
If I'm 25% Irish can i call this my culture
>>145518485
Part of it is that everybody's already written out there fics and their headcanons on how to save him so now all that's left is shipping.
There's a motherload of stuff in the writebin alone.
>>145519097
That one's okay.
I just can't stand when that Thai Draws person does it.
>>145518960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzDu071RdQ
last for papyrus
>>145520497
no. not like this. you gotta be loud and proud. don't hide behind spoilers. make everyone know how great papyrus is. do it like this:
Last for PAPYRUS!!
>>145521243
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAPYRUS
Last for muffet
>>145526169
go back to hell, demon