Average Vampire: The Masquerade Party Edition
Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
Blood & Wine and patch 1.21 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.20-ENG.pdf
HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005
Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
Previous thread: >>145355862
Reminder that Nilfgaard deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and it's perfect just the way it is.
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>>145452313
Smart midgetposter
>>145452313
Wise dwarfposter
Only cucks care about canon.
>>145452315more
>>145452315
DE
LET
THIS
>>145452370
Smartest post ever made
>>145452653
No spam
Did a fresh reinstall and started a new game for the first time in about a year
They've really outdone themselves with all the UI and little gameplay changes and additions, pretty much integrating all the little must have mods.
If only they'd integrate autoloot and the adaptive UI I wouldn't have to use a single mod to be completely happy.
I love you, /krw/
>>145452891
I love you too
>>145452424
>mfw that's all that existsfor the moment, anyways.
>>145452891
:3
>>145452961Hi my wife! :3
>>145452653
Nothing will ever let me forgive that she legitimately AHEMS
Yennefer is shit and I enjoyed cucking her by telling her that I feel nothing towards her
>>145453371
Its worth doing once just for geralt's fucking expression.
>>145453371
It's okay she rebounded quickly.
>>145453371
>he can't handle the banter
Top kek
What does Yennefer smell like?
>>145453473
She's a manipulative cunt. I've dealt with enough manipulative cunts in real life to know that even Geralt doesn't deserve to suffer through dealing with one.
>>145453595
Like the dog turd you find stuck to the bottom of your shoe
>>145453624
>manipulative
Good thing Triss is there for you. :^)Read the books faggot
It was worth it
Hmm, might wanna look around some.
>>145453686
i have.
Yen is the most annoying cunt in fantasy.
>>145453473
>banter
Nah I just dont want to handle someone being a huge pile of shit to legitimately everyone except on occasion, me.
She has like one or two partly redeeming scenes and that's only when she's about to receive the dick.
But that's just not enough to resist the cuteness of aTriss romance
>>145453686
Yes I should totally base my decisions in a video game on what I read in the books especially when the games are a spinoff of the books
>>145453595
Turnips and daisies
How much longer before trissfags leave again? They truly are the worst.
>>145454087
>salty Yenfag
>>145453756I agree
Reminder that chapter 5 of Baptism of Fire is just everyone bullying Geralt and him bullying Regis
>beat everything witcher related and now am empty inside with no new witcher things to do
kill me please
>>145453171Hi my husband! :3
>hug
>write stern letter to
>marry
>steal favourite object from
>>145453756
Bros before hoes
>>145454912
Geralt
Detlaff
Syanide
Regis
>>145455063
>stealing Regis' purse
>>145455090
It's a satchel, not a purse!
I'm going to miss you, /worldtradecenter/
>>145454486
sure, i'll need your address, time and method of dying, also your phone number in case i need additional info
>>145456053
This pathetic shitshow of a general will be back when CP comes out.
So, like, see you in 4 years.
i've tried three times to get into W3 and i can't
is it just me or is it actually bad? i prefer the first game
all these normies say it's the best rpg of all time
>>145456516
>is it just me
Yes
>>145456516
not liking witcher 3 is a mental illness
>>145456516
How can one possibly prefer the first game. It complete concentrated cancer in its purest form.
The combat, linearity. The only saving grace was that you could fuck anything with a vagina. Sure it's almost a decade old so you can't give it too much shit, but I just finished playing all 3 and the third one is by far the best one in every aspect.
>>145456516
Yes, it's you.
>>145452313
Yennefer a cute. CUTE.
>>145457949
Your UI is huge! XBOX HUEG!
>>145457949
>he used the eye of nehaleni on Yen
DELETE THIS
>killing Dettlaff so that Regis can be all yours
So, last year I played through the whole series start to finish, with the same TW1 save/TW2 save in both my TW3 NG and NG+. I beat Blood and Wine last week and have been feeling a crippling sense of loss.
Should I just replay through the whole series again? I've read all of the books already, but I need Geralt and his adventures still in my life.should I just go back to playing TES?
>>145458091
That's pretty rude, anon.
>Regis will neve suck the blood from your engorged cock
>>145458116
It's time to let go, anon.
I'm going to hold hands with Yennefer and then kiss her
just started the second book
how often do dandelion and yen show up in the rest of the short stories and books?
>>145458328
Oh jeez, oh man
>>145458156
I did it only because I love him so much...
>>145458423
Dandelion shows up a lot
Yen a bit less
I'm going to pat Ciri on the head!
>>145458312
It's so hard though, I don't think I've played a series of games which have charmed me or impressed me as much as The Witcher has. I want to keep feeling that, and I don't have enough money for cosplay or anything exorbitant like that.for reference, I've been evangelizing Morrowind as the single best game I've ever played ever since it first came out, and I've played it religiously since grade school. The Witcher 3, main quest aside, is the only game to make me reconsider that.
>>145458481
You don't kill the friends of those you love, anon. It's very inconsiderate.
>>145458481
Loving someone means setting them free, anon.
>>145458826
Ironically you posted an image of not setting someone free
>>145458902
Quite the opposite. No one's forcing Ciri to be empress; she even said so herself.
>>145458609
You can replay/reread the series if you want but it'll only give you a hollow feeling, both during and stronger after, if you don't cool off from just having completed the entire thing first before you have another go at it
Discuss whatever here in /krw/or apply your time to something more productive for a bit
>>145459039
Emhyr is not the kind of man to give anyone a choice, especially not someone he has made plans for
Remember, someone saying something doesn't mean it's true. See the tree spirit for instance
>>145458826
Why is Geralt naked?
>>145459058
you're right, Anon. I guess I'll just have to retire for now, maybe until next year when I go about running through the series again.
So, I guess it's just us chickens here then? Until Cyberpunk?
>>145459039
>No one's forcing Ciri to be empress
Except for herself
>>145458826
F A K E
A
K
E
I want to make Triss breakfast in bed!
>>145459280
Are you seriously so buttfrustrated?
>>145459293
Making breakfast in bed will be messy, anon
>>145459190
>it's just us chickens here then? Until Cyberpunk?
Indeed
Make yourself comfortable and do tell what your favourite moment in Blood and Wine is
>>145459293
She looks like shit
>>145459358
what's that armor?
>>145459423
Manticore / the one from Witcher 1
Reminder that Geralt fucked Ciri's aunt. This is literally incest.
>>145459358
Oh gosh, that's a hard question.
Probably all of the super pandery stuff Blood and Wine packs, but especially findingAerondight, The Lady of the Lake, and hearing Dusk of a Northern Kingdom again
I really loved Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite too. That was an excellent quest.
>>145459512
>fucking Syanide
>>145459351
Yen already threw the bed out the window so it should be okay.
>>145459371
She usually does. As a Trissfag I will be the first to admit they dropped the ball on her character model in 3.
>replying TW2
>that tight as fuck writing
>that subtle characterization of Zoltan, Triss, and Dandelion compared to their flatter TW3 versions
TW3 may be more emotional but I think I still like the second game better
>>145458826
>calls Emhyr, papa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCa8sWdI6yw
You can legit see something inside Geralt break a bit.
Does this mean every girl I talk to is cursed?
>>145459590
>not getting the best sex scene in the game
>>145459707
>can't unsee Syanide having the same body as Ciri
>a close-up of Geralt's ass
>>145459630
>As a Trissfag
Kill yourself
>>145459761
>All while zero gravity
Could you ask for more?
>>145459689
>the way Ciri talks about Emhyr
Did they fugg?
>>145459761
>a close-up of Geralt's ass
Is that bad?
>>145459804
I tired, but much like my taste in video game women, I am a failure with that too.
>>145459864
Well I guess not if you're the /dag/ sort, the way the entire thing was shot was funny rather than emotional or intimate for me
>>145459853
That's literally his plan for Ciri in the books.
Ciri and Emhyr's kid would rule half of the world, and the grandchild would rule the whole world.
>>145459575
Personally my favourite moment was pic related for the intensity but I didn't do much side content because the main story had a decent sense of urgencyand 1.21 brought along the need to reboot the game every 30-60 minutes on my half-brick computer for some reason so that soured the idea of probing every field for content
The tournament was fun, though
>>145459804
>some retard "canon"cuck thinking anyone but him should off themselves
kek-a-doodle doo
>>145459630
she looks great in 3 imo.
>>145460024
Ohhh yeah, that whole quest was amazing fun. I liked painting a smiley face with the paint balls, and the tension that scene had left my heart pumping.
[spoilers]Why, god, why did I save Blood and Wine for NG+?[/spoilers]
>>145460028
I duunno. In Witcher 2 Triss was sexy. In Witcher 3 Triss suddenly became the cute girl next door while all the raw sex appeal went to Yen.
>>145460028
>she looks great in 3 imo.
>trissfags are this blind
Whats different in NG+?
i've literally never replayed an RPG buti can't let go
>>145460140
>Why, god, why did I save Blood and Wine for NG+?
You ruined the best set in the game in process too but nobody knew that would happen until the expansion was out
I don't know what I tried to paint but I guess it falls under dadaism
>we will never get CDPR's original vision for ciri
>Ciri will always wear heels in battle with open cleavage/midriff
>There was concept art of her fully armored
>They went with the high heels
>>145459881
such a qt. i wanna cuddle her and see what'sin her puch.
>>145460293
To be fair, I liked how the NG+ variant looked when dyed. Yeah, the NG version was better, but I still liked the chainmail.
Finished with the Witcher too, now the question is, what's next/
Are they going to introduce new characters or just simply return to Geralt?
His ending was pretty good, he had a hard life and it's nice of them to just let him cool down.
I wouldn't mind a witcher game with another protag, maybe even lambert or explore the other schools. Mite even be fun to meet Geralt at one point in the new witcher.
The thing I liked about this one and each of them was that the characters felt like they had history and they didn't presented themselves like it was their first time each time. I don't care if I don't really know their background together, I much rather have a more natural dialogue than "HEY IT"S ME FROM X AND Y, REMEMBER?"
>>145460196
Pretty easy for raven-haired grills to do that. And Yen's an ugly person on the inside.
>>145460248
>Ignore Yen being a shit person
>Yenfags are this delusional
I said it once, I'll say it again. Only literal cucks would be with or like Yen.
>>145460562
There won't ever be anything new, besides more bad english translations and one whole book that we'll only get a partial comic adaptation of.
The Witcher is over, Cyberpunk is all that will be left.
>>145460562
No Witcher game for quite a while now that CDPR have worn themselves out by working on it for 10+ years in a row
>>145460465
Date rape drugs and love letters fromEskel
>>145459853
Of course. Lannisters love incest.
>>145460528
I never used dyes because they changed the colour of both the leather and the shirt instead of only one of themand also because I wanted the Witcher 1 look even if black boots and trousers might have been more /fa/
>>145459689
That beard triggers me.Reminds me of this obsessive guy from work who tries to hit on me all the time
>>145453473
You have to be funny and/or clever in order to do the bantz. Yen is unfortunately neither.
>>145460631
>Yen
>shit person
wot
>>145459853
father daughter love is beautiful.
>>145460659
>>145460680
What a shame, at least they ended it with a bang.
Anyways, I don't know about Cyberpunk, not that hyped for it. Time will tell how good it will be.
Anyone else here who prefers torches over Cat? Water caves being the exception obviously.
>>145460846
Completely fair, that's the reason I went after Aerondight and the Manticore set in the first place.although I have only every played TW1 with Rise of the White Wolf, which never had that original armor design:<
>>145460914
I'm sorry have we played the same game? and im only including the game. Literally everyone hates/dislikes her and people you (the player not Geralt) just met even say how shit she or the relationship between you two is.
AND this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAqo_NusA8
FUCK, that AHEM triggers me so fucking much.
>>145461040
That's a lot of Salamandra in one place
Oh my
>CDPR right now with Gwent.
>>145461027
>finish cave
>cat still has 50 hours left on the clock
>drink potion remover
>removes all decotions
i never use it anymore
>>145461090
Yeah... I don't know if that's ACTUALLY how CDPR designed it or if that was Flash Mod being shitty. I have only ever played the game with Flash Mod, on my first playthrough. I don't know if that was a mistake or not.
>>145461072
>and im only including the game
Right.
>>145461212
I've only played the game without mods and I've never seen that many non-drowners or bloedzuigers in one place
>>145461238
You, again. Sorry I don't metagame. Maybe when I read the books I'll say Yen is good for Geralt in the books but with the information provided to me from the three games. It's clear who you should be with. (No one or Triss)
>>145461327
Eesh, I'll have to stick vanilla my next time through then.
Although didn't the red ribbon talisman really negated Drowners as a problem after Act 1?
i like how this game shows comparison between shitty, poor, xenophobic, fanatical and nationalistic northern kingdoms (eastern europe) and enlightened, good and cultured nilfgaard (western europe)
i mean sure, they are imperialists but most of people would be better under emhyr empire
>>145461457
that UI looks disgusting.
>>145461360
You just keep repeating yourself in every thread. It's getting kinda old desu
>>145461563
Again, I've only every played with Rise of the White Wolf, although I know how... green the original's UI is by comparison. I guess the texture was supposed to be for FCR's implementation of the Heliotrop sign? IDK.
>>145461072
I can see why Yen did that though.
Honestly as much as I love the Geralt and Triss romance in the games, Yen and Gerlat are soulmates. Yen pretty much opened herself up to him, and to see that person with another woman would probably piss me off too. That's just a human reaction and her way of showing hurt.
>>145459853
>not wanting to fuck the emperor of Nilfgaard
Ultra pleb
>>145461720
I will admit however that when Triss sees Geralt with Yen she does act more adult about it. I think Triss breaking up with Geralt really shows a lot of growth with her character more so than her staying with him.
>>145461720
>pic
kek
>>145461949
i want to watch this porn.
>>145461626
Might be getting old but doesnt change fact. Metagaming ruins the RP in RPG
>>145461720
>Yen and Geralt are soulmates
because of a djinn wish that binds their fates together? Dont think that counts as being soulmates when theres a known force doing the get together.
>>145462075
Just watch GoT
>>145452315
>mandrake liquor.jpg
>>145462339
i do. still waiting for JonxSansa passionate night before the battle.
>>145458826
>>145462261
>because of a djinn wish that binds their fates together?
Holy shit. You just keep getting dumber each day. Are you triss spammer?
Reminder that Beckham ploughed the duchess and her sister
>>145462910
Beckham has been in every hole attached to a female
>>145462987
True that
>>145462018
i think it was pretty clear even if you romanced Triss in TW1/TW2 that both characters felt like their relationship was pretty rocky and it might be better off apart. (Triss calling the Rose a warning and so on) The first time I played TW3, I thought it was pretty clear how much more Geralt cared for Yennifer, even before the romance options come into play.
>>145458423
Dandelion both in the short stories and the books.
Yen less so in the stories, she's a big book character though.
>>145459853
Yes.
1.22 when?
>>145463837
>he thinks there's going to be a patch 1.22
Why did CDPR make David Beckham a main character in the first expansion?
I didn't know they liked football that much
>>145463983
Hello my wife!
>>145464639
Didn't know you had a divorce and married the triss spammer instead
>>145464754
That's not me!
>>145464814
That's what I'm saying
Anon I replied to replied to the spammer and not youI think, I don't know who is who anymore
>>145464754
We had a pre-nup. :3
Quick, post a character that you feel a deep spiritual connection to
>>145465123
>>145465123
WHY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT NEW GWENT YOU FUCKS?
>>145465123
>>145465326
I don't care about it
>>145465326
What deck are you planning on playing?
How do you feel about Zoltan being a nigger?
>>145465365
YOU FOCKING WHAT?
>>145465428
NORTHERN REALMS
>>145465123
Lambert is a bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8ya-KqB7Q
>>145465428
>Implying i care about that shitty 6 card
>>145465536
I'M FOCKINGTriss
>>145465629
Zoltan is only a 5
>>145465703
>Triss
>Not Shani
Drowner taste
>>145465803
>Shanifag talking shit about anyone
Cute
CUTE!
>>145465776
sorry, i haven't used it in a LONG time
>>145465853
You shut your damn mouth, NOW!
Why dont they just transfer it to a willing elderly person?
Elves are for _______!
>>145465961
The ritual requires true love to work
Geralt says it himself after Fabian gets blasted to the ground
>>145465967
fuck that bitch
hope she gets raped
>>145465776
Amadi?
>>145465967
burning
DEMON ROACH COMING THROUGH
Wish there's be some generic sex scenes with Yennefer you could trigger by going to the unicorn at corvo bianco
Maybe in the gold edition?
>>145466057
WE WUZ GWENTS N SHIETpay reparations
>>145466132
>that "fashion" on Geralt
Holy shit.
>>145465967
Man, shes a cunt.
We should really learn our manners from the elder races.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk_4l4qGlzc
>>145466298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlm5NN0xLMg
>>145466003
Such a sweet ending. Still wanted to fuck her myself though.
MOO
>>145452208
>tfw you get the bad ending on your first playtrough
God fucking dammit this is depressing
Where did all go so wrong
>>145466996
Talking about the base game?
If so, you failed at being a dad
>>145465776t. Albrecht Barbersson
i want to unload my 2 weeks of nofap into Ciris womb!!
>>145467270
Delt
>>145467270
no ANON stop
STOP ITTTT
How can someone be SO FUCKING HOT FUCK
>>145467840
All the better to trick you with
>>145467270
>likingwater hags
Got the sad BnW ending whereeverybody dies
I assume that I can save some of the characters by goingfull oprah?
What aboutemo-guy, saveable?
Also, I'm quite disappointed that black blood didn't do anything during the boss fight. meh.
>>145468239
If you don't get the ribbon in Shrekland, Dettladd kills Syanide and you're given the choice to let him go
Anything else results in him being RIP
>>145467897
I want to get tricked by Syanna lads
>>145468316
Does the ribbon always result in bad-end?
>>145468127
I hover my mouse over your spoiler but nothing appears, not even an underscore
My head also sort of hurts but that's probably a non sequitur
>>145468605
Depends on your interpretation
Dettladd always dies but if you treat Syanide like she did nothing wrong, she doesn't aloha snackbar her sister
Regis will always be sad if you get the ribbon because his friend dies
>>145468659
>>145468773
dang, bros or whores?
Also, is red dracula armor exclusive to everybody-dies route?
>>145468870
I don't understand
>>145452751
Same boat. The menus are slightly less of a pain in the ass
>>145465537
Based fucking Lambert.
>>145468946
Yep, you can however find a golden suit of armour in Shrekland
>>145469134
>>145469239
It just came out that way :/
>>145469253
An image of Geralt and Ciri hugging but the upper-right corner is a blur for some reason?
Why do you have these weird pixelated images, anon?
what did geralt mean by this?
>>145465123
>>145465123
pam par ram *farts*
i don't have B&W (yet). how does the new skillige gwent deck work? do you just get the whole deck all at once or do you just get some and have to win the rest from vendors/etc?
>>145470523
No spies therefore its shit
>do you just get the whole deck all at once
I wish,you have to play with 19 people all over Toussaint to get all cards,and you HAVE to do it to progress in the tournament quest.
Geralt you're fucking pathetic. What are you gonna do, suck his 5000 year old cock?
>>145470865
My Geralt would definitely the suck the cock of Regis
>>145470664
shieeeet, thanks.
>cant hang portrait of iris and olgeird
y
>>145471945
Because fuck you.
Regards, Marcin #94 from Intern Management
>>145470865
Worth the try
>>145452208
Orianna reminds me of some celebrity but I can't figure out who
>>145471945
Of course you cant moron
Pic related,why would you hang this on a wall?
>>145470284
>REEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT OF MY CAVE
>>145462910
Fuck YOU! Annarietta would never stoop that low, you SHIT!
>>145460391
Damn, that looks a lot more like the Ciri from Yennefer's draw.
>>145472583
Lad,Beckham ploughed her,theres no way out of it
>>145472583
Beckham is at the top of the food chain
i want to badmouth annarietta at court and be punished via facesitting
Is there a way to look a Ciri's toned belly with a scar wiouth exploding in my pants? I guess I should change for the normal costume.
>>145472706
>>145472743
FUCK all of you! She wouldn't even go near that degenerate! I CAN'T believe what I'm reading!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484009
>>145472879
>Beckham
>degenerate
Would a degenerate be able to get together with someone as pure as Iris? I think not
>>145472879
You forget that the duchess is a degenerate herself.
>Wants that fag artist to paint her naked
I'm going to miss this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrskkHf958
>>145472973
>No Syanna
>>145473017
>>145473047
Beckham FUCKED Iris and himself up in the pursuit of wealth, he is a fuccboi and a degenerate because of this.
>Wants that fag artist to paint her naked
HOW does this make her a degenerate? Who WOULDN'T want to see Her Illustrious Highness in such a situation?!
>>145473224
>Wanting others to see you naked
WHORE!
>>145473224
Beckham was pure and didn't think he was going to get as royally tricked as he did
He is no degenerate
>>145473224
the eternal jew o'dimm fucked them
olgierd needed the wealth so iris' parents would accept the marriage
>>145473187
If theres anything CDPR has showed me, it is that only a literal cuck wants "canon" in the games.
I'm going to feed testosterone to Yen without her knowing about it
>>145473374
>>145473407
>>145473464
Annarietta is classy, she wouldn't even be in a mile distance of that degenerate WHORESON.
O'Dimm merely fucked him in the ass for being such a stupid FUCK.
>>145473698
Does she really need anymore?
“I can give you everything you desire,” said the fairy. “Wealth, a crown and scepter, fame, a long happy life. Choose.”
“I do not desire wealth or fame, a crown or scepter,” the witcher replied. “I desire a horse that is black as night and as fast as the wind. And I desire a sword that is sharp and as bright as a moonbeam. I want to ride at night on my black horse; I want to defeat the powers of Evil with my bright sword. That is all I desire.”
“I’ll give you a horse that will be blacker than the night and faster than the wind,” promised the fairy. “I’ll give you a sword, which will be sharp and brighter than a moonbeam. But what little you ask for, witcher, you will have to pay dearly.”
“With what? In truth, I have nothing.”
“With your blood.”
>they still make Ciri an empress
>>145459138
And Ciri's not the kind of girl to let anyone force her into something she doesn' want.
>>145473698
Can't wait to see Geralt deepthroat her clit!
Can we infer that yen was born with testicles and not just a hunchback?
>>145473768
Olgierd was gullible,while Henrietta was plain stupid
>THESE PROOFS ARENOT PROVING ANYTHING!!
>>145473850
muh dick
>>145473768
Reminder that this suave motherfucker has put his penis inside Anna Henrietta
>>145474003
He's a one woman man now.
What got me thinking though is if you don't kill Nathaniel in Carnal Sins, will Priscilla die in the future?
>>145474105
>Nathaniel
What, why?
>>145473935
Olgierd was stupid enough to ask a trustworthy and handsome mirror merchant for free shit and got FUCKED in the ass for it, and GOOD I say. I hope O'Dimm pleasures himself with his skull.
>>145474003
That's FINE because who doesn't love Dandy the lion, he's not a degenerate like WHORESON BECKHAM is.
>>145474223
Please fuck off, O'Dimm
>>145474195
O-Oh, I'm sorry, anon. Did I spoil it for you? The priest wasn't the killer. Sure he's a psychopath and should be put down but it wasn't him who attacked those people.
>>145474385
I know that but what do you mean? Why would Nathaniel want to kill Priscilla?
Are the monsters in the witcher universe based on any mythology or legends? I love reading bestiary entries. Are the monsters all based off some legend? Anyone know.
>>145470002
Geralts personal waifu could barely refrain from incinerating him after he left her with flowers and a letter.
>>145474497
Some are
>>145474454
Oh mea culpa, I mixed up the names of the crazy people.
Meant the coroner nigga
So I went and read Regis related book fragments since I liked the character and turns out CDPR was messy af with the book source/lore:
Regis is only 428 year old, Conjunction of the Spheres happened 1500 years ago, he shouldn't reminiscence about old world shit
Book Regis can only fly during full moon
He never drinks mandrake moonshine he makes
>'I beg your forgiveness, gentleman,' the alchemist said. 'I do not drink. My health is no longer what it was, so I had to give up... many pleasures.'
>'Not even a sip?'
>'It is a matter of principle.' Regis said quietly. 'I never violate the principles I set for myself.'
Silver doesn't harm vampires, Regis uses silver cutlery while in Toussaint, without problems
Damn, I want to fuck her asshole.
>>145474562
Well that explains it, you got me confused. He will probably try again
If Ciri was to make a wish to O'Dimm, what would it be? And how he would grant it?
>>145474836
Ciri would never be stupid enough to do such a thing.
>>145474836
Penis
>>145474836
Ciri isn't as retarded as someone like Olgierd. She wouldn't do it.
>>145475083
Don't call Olgierd retarded!
>>145474836
Working male genitalia so she could lay Bea
So two things
1st: Can we agree that HoS is better than W&B?
2nd: Who is Iorveth? I never met that guy, not like he was one of the major TWO FUCKING CHAPTER DEFINING CHOICES. I get that he's just an elf and no one cares for elves anymore, but come on...
>>145475157
>Who is Iorveth?
A murderer and psychopath who only helped Vergen because he was into dragon porn.
I'm going to rape Ciri and force her to call me papa in front of her parents
>>145474950
>>145475083
But I don't think everyone who gets in contact with O'Dimm while being offered a wish knows the way he grants them
>>145475403
Delt now
>>145475140
Would Bea even be interested?
>>145475054
>"O'Dimm I want a penis"
>Ciri gets raped
>>145475814
Ciri would not wish for a penis
>>145475661
>Would Bea even be interested?
For a defender of the down trodden like Ciri, hell yeah.
>>145475814
>Ciri gets raped
>O'Dimm grants her perpetual rape
>>145475871
in my headcanon she would
>>145475157
>Who is Iorveth?
the elf version of a black lives matter protester
also a terrorist
Does anyone gets angry that CDPR would just drop random made up names like Vilgefortz to seem as if Regis and Geralt had a previous history instead of actually elaborating a real history about those two?
>>145475157
Content wisel B&W is overall better, but HoS had a much stronger main story
>>145475361
>>145476284
So in the end no one gives a shit about elves anymore and the racism shit was just pushed onto the mages now.
>>145476662
I know this is bait but I'm taking it anyway
Read the books
>>145476690
I agree, HoS was such a better put package and most of the side things in B&W felt like just a bunch of filler.
I do love Regis tho.
>>145476847
In his defence, the final confrontation with Vilgefortz is so rushed and shit that it's unbelievable that someone actually approved of it. It's easy to just want to wipe the existence of the last book out of memory completely.
>>145452208
>Standalone Gwent is announced!
somebody heared my prayers
Just finished HoS for the first time, what a fucking ride.
>>145476712
Even Roche said no one cares about Scoiatael, so yeah. They're still hated, but they're no longer public enemy #1.
>>145477078
you can quit now. dont play any further. it dont get any better
How can a human bean be so perfect? So cute?
>>145477182
don't listen to this faggot, B&W is the best part of the game.
>>145477216
Syanna is the best.
Dettlaff dead best day of my life.
>>145477340
>>145477216
Anarietta please get a grip
>>145477216
Annarietta is better tbqhfamilia
>best moment is when dandruff killed that wretched bitch
>He stepped on thumbelina
>>145477628
laughed pretty hard on this one and like Geralt acted like he stepped on shit
syanna is ugly
Does anyone else gets a stiffy while playing the Ciri sections?
Shani is ugly
>>145477216
>No option to plot with Syanna and put her on the throne
>>145477949
Have you ever fantasised about being a girl before?
>>145477949
No cuz there's literally nothing sexual about Ciri, she's my daughter.
Her friend Bea, though. She seems nice.
>>145477949
geralt isnt related to ciri
she is fair game
>>145478115
No. why?
>>145478473
Because during the Ciri sections, you're at the steering wheel of a girl and not Geralt who is a man so you getting aroused by it might not be from being able to look at Ciri's butt as much as you want but rather the idea of being a girl.
It wouldn't be a first time it has happened.
>>145477182
>>145477284
Probably gonna take a break before finishing the main story and then B&W. I already feel kind of empty after HoS. I should try to get hyped about another game before finishing everything there is in Witcher, so I can make a fast transition.
ciri is majorly qt but annoying as fuck desu senpai
Which dlc should I play first? Which is better?
>>145479542
Hearts of Stone
>>145478807
Nah, it's because of her tummy
>>145479542
>first
Hearts of Stone, dummy. You don't want to do BnW first.
>>145479093There is nothing else.
>>145479542
Rise of the White Wolf
just started playing witcher 1, 4 hours in, my main issue with this series is the importance on alchemy, i never really liked alchemy bullshit, mixing potions and what not, and now I pretty much HAVE to do it
fugg
>>145479542
Play Blood and Wine first, save Heart of the Stone since its the best
>>145474497
Syanna, the monster is based on every 3DPD.
>>145477464
I just did the ending where she lives and I feel disgusted. Boohoo, i got issues so sad. Gunna reload my save. Gunna lose Gwent purposely even. Yes bitch, you gunna die from me losing Gwent.
>>145479936
also the combat is pretty fucking eeeeh in witcher 1, but it gets much better in 2 and 3 I suppose, want to play 1 any way
is alchemy such a hassle in 2 and 3 as it is in 1?
This was gut wrenchingly heartbreaking.Went back immediately and murdered the girl who sells flint
>>145479936
just fuck it and play on easy or godmode it.
the combat system is not worth it.
>>145480516With that you mean you reloaded and didn't get the ribbon, right?
Reminder that Dettlaff dead and the sisters reconciled is objectively the best ending.
>>145480717Yes, but I imagined killing everyone in the fable
>>145480725
Best ending is Dettlaff dead and both sisters dead because if Regis can't be happy, no one else can.
I'm going to lube Yennefer's butt and leave her drugged and naked to the Novigrad slums
>>145480963You're my brother from another mother now, anon.Blood Brethren, you might even call it.
What accent does Annarietta have? I can't figure it out.
>>145481301
French
>>145481352
Thought so. Thanks Anon.
>>145481352
It sounded like a mix of french and italian for me
>>145481182Blood is thicker than water, as they say
>>145479674
>>There is nothing else.
N-no there is. I'll play old games. I'll replay BG2 and actually finish it this time.Fuck
Is Regis in Witcher 1?
>>145482024Don't you think it's funny that the name of the expansion both refers to being about vampires and also family ties which happens to be what the expansion is about?
>>145482117
BG and BG2 are old and busted, anon.There's nothing else now.
>>145482126
No, but his girlfriend is. Sure hope you didn't kill her.
>>145474950
What if she had a team of lawyers comb over her wish to ensure there were no loopholes?
>>145482319
>Geralt recounting that quest when you talk with the Gwent spy chick
>>145482291Yes, I very much do. I also find the name of the wine tied to the family, Sangreal, to be extremely ironic as well.
Why is Emhyr sohot?
>>145483159
Go to bed, Ciri.
>>145452208
Overwatch or the witcher?
>>145483286
delet urself
>>145482689It's a bit of a shame that the expansion ended up being about that kind of sang instead of what you're initially led to believe but that's of course just my opinion
>>145483465
Hardly my fault she's such a slut for her papa.
>tfw cutest girl was a wraith
>tfw you couldnt bang anarietta
>tfw you couldnt bangthe lady of the lake
>tfw
Seriously why is she so adorable?
>>145483807
>why is she so adorable?
Because she is so pure, sweet and innocent that she literally died of heartbreak
>>145483807
Because she is so pure. Together with gothic looks and melodic voice.
>>145483664Definitely. Even the promo art with Dettlaff's final form was rather misleading.
post hugs
>>145484921I find it funny that if you read his bestiary entry, his "winged form" gets mentioned despite the fact that nobody has seen it. It also spoils that he very much is the final bossand even when you don't get the ribbon, they try to bait you into attacking him by attacking the player's pride with Dettlaff going "if you want to die, fine, go ahead and attack me." He at least also says that he holds no grudge and really just wants to go somewhere quietand chill with RegisThe more I think about the endings, the more mixed feelings I get about their overall design
>Detlaff got oneitis'd by a manipulative bitch
Lesson here is don't get infatuated with a woman?
>>145485563
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks - The Witcher Code
>>145485563
Dettlaff is autism incarnate
>>145486247
>feels emotions very strongly
>autism
Pick one, you memester
Yennefer is shit. Cucking her felt great.
>>145486293
>autistic people dont feel things
>>145486471
Did you miss the "very strongly" part?
>>145481352
>French
She sounds Italian as fuck,the only thing remotely French was the Werewolf from Shrekland
>Regis will never tell you that your blood smells good as he's treating your wounds
>Gwent beta
>Mfw
>>145486606
okay, professor
where does it say they cant?
I wish we could piss off Emhyr (spice merchant) even more.
Why cannot I lose cards in gwent. the fuck's the point of high stakes? Where's the thrill!? Aaargh!
Seriously though, they should have added the option of you losing one of your cards when you lose the game. (and then say win back all if you win the guy who got it at first)
>>145486958
They have trouble with emotions
While Dettlaff does indeed have problems understanding humans, he is only autistic by 4chan meme standards
He only prefers to be alone when it comes to interacting with humans, who are by all means aliens to him, but he has no problem with hanging out with Regis who is of the same species as him
He has trouble with humans, who are practically aliens to him, but not vampiresWhy am I defending a video game character on the topic of whether or not it suffers from autism?Oh right, because of autism
GOT THEIR ARSES WHIPPED LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHORE
>>145487492[angry vampire noises]
>>145487367
You lose the crowns you bet on, dummy.
I like Regis
Lighthouses > unicorns
>>145487697
>people routinely wager rare/unique card + 10 crowns against... 10 crowns
>>145487629
YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL
>yennefer just sits there reading her books and talking the same shit
>poor geralt is forced to go to the brothels for some action
>>145487976
Geralt reeks of shit, blood and sweat
Would you want to win a card that smells the same?
>>145487492
>>145487629Will you be my boyfriend?
>>145488020
>cold shrew
>putting out
that's canon
>>145488020
Makes you think, would Yen ever have moved to Kaer Morhen?
My character glossary is fucked up.
>>145487976
is it really unique when everyone that doesnt have a shit deck has them?
If you do the pasiflora gwent tournament they ALL of ciri and geralt cards, although the only tough one is the halfling and grill. Only difficult thing about the halfelf was that i started the mission with 20%hp
>>145487697
Don't make me laugh; that's fleashite.
>>145488192
your skyrim looks shit.
I try to play other video games
I even try to read a book
I still feel empty inside
I want this to end
>>145488408
Could always kill yourself
>>145488246
Blood and Wine was made by interns so of course shit like that's going to happen.
>>145488550
Your mom was made by interns.
>>145488408
witcher spoiled all other rpgs for me
im now experiencing harsh reality because they dont satisfy me anymore
any one here jacked off to the witcher? I mean while romancing NPCs and such
>>145488678
Are we now truly The Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone?
>yen will never be your wife
why live
>>145488924
>why live
Just so she won't be. Go on, be happy, you wouldn't be otherwise.
>Vampire portal will open in one hundred years
Withcer 4 foreshadowing much?
why is emhyr such a dick? he's duny, right?
geralt and him seemed to be on good terms in a question of price
>>145489840
Emhyr's a dick because there's really nothing that stops him from being one
>>145489638
but i like her a lot. she's probably my favorite character even
>>145489962
There are no safe ways to make your pretend wife real
You can, however, always try self-induced schizophrenia but I'd personally advise against it
>>145489936
being in a position of authority doesnt make someones personality do a 180
he goes from being all knightly and shit when he came for pavetta to a ruthless conqueror and purger with minimal emotional expression
>>145490154
i have to try
>>145490532
You'll lose the warranty on your mind by causing such a home-made modification but if it really is what you want, go for it
>>145489708
>...200, 3.
He is just hoping im 90% sure. Someone in the thread said the conjunction was 1500 years ago which can't mean that every 100 years all new vamps come, right?
It seems Ciri really took after her aunt. Emhyr's blood is truly rotten.
>>145490532
There are better ways to get a wife! :3
are the witcher books any good? or are they fanfic tier?
>>145490992
They are pretty fun until Andrew wants you to have fun through emotional pain
Read them
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED WITCHER 1 AND I DROPPED WITCHER 2 AT LOC MUINE BECAUSE THEY LAYOUT OF LOC MUINE MADE ME PHYSICALLY ILL
(Supposedly) more E3 Gwent stream starting soon. Supposed to start 2 minutes ago. twitch / xbox
>>145490849
das rite
>>145491216
Amadi please go. No reparations for you.
>>145490992
the 2 short story books are good, because it really captures what the witcher is about. sort of like a retelling of fairy tales and and folk lore.
'the witcher saga' novels are pretty shit, sadly.
>>145491159
>triss cosplay
FUCK
>>145491159
>girl cosplaying as Triss
WHY IS SHE RUINING MY WIFE's IMAGE
WTF,
>redrawing Roach when you drew a Geralt card
Holy fuck thats cancerous
>>145491332
sum day u will pay reparations
an den u finna be sorry
>>145488678
>Play Fallout 4
>Meh,this is ok,I like it
>Play Witcher 3
>Damn this is great desu 10/10
>Play Fallout 4 again
>Wtf why is this game so shallow and boring
>Uninstall
Shite lads its ogre
>>145491712
/krw/ suicide pact when?
I'm going to drink Yennefer's sweat straight from the source
>>145491712
>Fallout 4
>>145491814
Now desu lad,lets kill ourselves and spend eternity in bliss with our waifus
>>145491979
>ywn be Yens designated bum washer
why live
>>145492054
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>>145491712
>playing Bethesda games
you should have known better
This bugged or something? The red loot bag doesn't have a key.
>>145492215
Stop reminding me
Why is Triss so much more better than Yennefer?
>inb4 that one autist with his metagaming bullshit about the books
>that audio
SAVE ME
>>145492381
You wanna fucking GO, anon?!
>>145492471
Igni burned the audio, dude
>>145492308
I love Fallout lore even though the games are terrible,theres no way out of it
>>145492381
Not really
>Yennefer:
+ beautiful
+ rich
+ working on a cure for infertility
+ destined for Geralt
+ mature
+ sees more in Geralt than just a walking D immune to STD
+ can handle herself
+ top tier banter with Geralt and other characters
+ great scenes with Geralt and Ciri
+ Ciri thinks of her as of a mother
+ sacrificed her life for dying Geralt while Triss watched
+ cucked her longtime lover for Geralt (despite popular opinion, he was the one cucking Yen)
+ will sacrifie everything for Geralt and Ciri
+ powerful sorceress
+ actively looks for Ciri
+ cabin in the middle of nowhere, lot's of sex and no politics or other shit to worry about - that's what she offers to Geralt, and that's what Geralt always wanted
+ Loves Geralt unconditionally despite djinii spell lifted
+ hates faminazis
+ alpha female for alpha male
+- HAD some imperfections but they were corrected by best magicians in the world and Geralt is fuly aware of that.
- can be harsh at a times (I guess?)
- infertile (for now)
>Triss
+ Younger (though mages don't age at all now if they don't want to, so it's fucking nothing)
+ bit bigger boobs
+- Sister for Ciri (which is kinda weird considering she want's Geralt's cock)
+- wants ONLY D from Geralt
- was lying to Geralt to replace Yennefer after he lost his memory
- by doing that she delayed finding Yennefer and probably Ciri
- doesn't even look for Ciri, just sit in Novigrad doing nothing
- infertile
- childish
- /dag/ (a.k.a. Tumblr General) darling
- shit hair
- manjaw
- need to be drunk to at least attract Geralt's attention
- betrayed Yen, Geralt and Ciri for her Lodge feminazi friends
- permanent damsel in distress
- Geralt had to wipe her ass as she shat herself so he's probably disgusted by merely thought of having sex with her
- medicore sorceress (she can't even cast an shield spell properly - compare her shit butterfly shield to what Yennefer does at Kaer Morhen or even to what Keira does in Avallac'h hideout)
>>145492517
Play the original game and its sequel
>ywn drink Ciri's bathtub water
why live
>>145492525
Ahh, brings back memories!
>>145492381
But she's not
>shit VA
>moonscape face
>feigns drunkenness to get a kiss
>drags Geralt back into courtly politics in her epilogue
>strictly worse in Gwent
>>145492525
>Geralt had to wipe her ass as she shat herself so he's probably disgusted by merely thought of having sex with her
Any source to back this up?
>>145492697
>ban evading
>>145492765
>strictly worse gwent card
literally all that matters
>>145492789
Blood of Elves
>>145492765
>drags Geralt back into courtly politics in her epilogue
This. Jesus christ.
>>145492597
But I did lad
>Cant join the Enclave in any game
This is why I trashed it
Love the changes to gwent. I wonder if they will patch witcher 3 with the changes or not. I read that it will be a free to play game with card packs. I've never played hearthstone, but I know my friends sink their cash occasionally for cardpacks, but they also get them from playing. Hope gwent balances this progression.
>>145493000
Play them again, bro
>>145492947
Any citations? I'd like some quotes please! I dont believe it!
t.Anna Henrietta
>>145492765
>>strictly worse in Gwent
Regis is worth 5 points.
Five fucking points.
Worse than literally every other card of note.
Does this imply he's the worst character in the universe? Yenfags actually believe Regis is the worst character in the Witcher universe.
>>145493419
was olgierd in blood and wine?
>>145493513
Yes, but you have to refill Yen's apple juice jug
>>145493429
Trissfags are literally unable to comprehend a joke
>>145493513
Yes,he cucks Geralt in the ending,only if you picked Yen though
>>145492765
>feigns drunkenness to get a kiss
Obviously haven't drank with asians. Some people are that lightweight.
What do you expect with someone who has a 22 inch waist.
>>145493679
Look who's talking.
>>145493419
Any further proof than the first page of the fourth chapter can be found by reading said chapter of the third Witcher book, Blood of Elves
can someone explain to me - without memes - what exactly did Ciri do after she went into the tower?
that whole...thing was such a fucking asspull from my POW.
I really didn't understand it.
>>145494071
She stabbed global cooling with her sword. A bunch.
>>145494001
the old "pretending to be trolling" meme
>>145494071
The white frost is actually a magical ice dildo. She thawed it using her super hot elder blood Vagina.
>>145494434
hahahahno
>>145494218
I want to protect Annarietta's smile!
Is the Witcher board game on steam any good?
>>145494819
Do you have 2 or 3 friends to play it with?
If so, then you'll have fun bantering with your friends as you play a mediocre online boardgame
Do you not have 2 or 3 friends to play it with?
You'd have more fun watching The Hexer TV series
>>145494071
She used her magic to LITERALLY stop the heat death of every universe.
Anyone speak polski here? Want to clarify a translation.
http://www.wirtualnemedia.pl/artykul/cd-projekt-z-rekordowymi-przychodami-i-zyskiem-wiedzmin-przyniosl-697-mln-zl
>W przyszłości zapowiedziano premierę gry „Cyberpunk 2077”, aw br.
>In the future, announced the release of the game "Cyberpunk 2077", and in this year.
Sounds like they want to announce the release date of Cyberpunk in this year, even though it was a no-show at E3. Confirm/Deny?
>>145495159
So CP by 2017?
>>145495030
that's outright impossible by story's own rules
>>145495773
CDPR can't write proper conclusions to save their hides
>>145495773
Really? The prophecy says a child of the elder blood will end the white frost. no?
And thats exactly what Ciri does if you were a good father
>that's outright impossible by story's own rules
>>145495909
>Not andrew
Somethings not right...
>>145494071
>thing was such a fucking asspull from my POW.
>asspull
>from by Prisoner Of War
>>145495658
looking at it thats what it sounds like: announce cyberpunk and and release it in the same year
hopefully not 2018
>mfw when Orianna starts singing Lullaby of Woe
Had chills running down my spine
>>145495931
She could stop white frost is white frost was some magical anomaly leaking from another dimension.
Heat death? How the fuck do you stop entropy?
Magic is just another form of energy. Mages draw it and use it. The more of it you use, the more you ADD to the entropy.
Stopping heat death by burning energy make as much sense as frying ice.
>>145496586
>more you ADD to the entropy
That's the point. Read up on heat death of the universe then come back and try again.
Here is a good starting place for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
>>145496196
>finish B&W
>watch the "A night to remember" cinematic again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF7kqc7th0A
Man it's so good. Especially since it's inferred that Geralt stays in Toussaint long enough to say what he says to Oriana in the beginning and her having to sniff to remember who it is.
Am i the only idiot who needed annarietta to solve the greenhouse riddle?
>>145497023
I didn't realise you could read it
>>145496750
what sort of argument are you trying to make?
>>145497023
No I was tired as fuck and playing it just after midnight on release.
>>145497129
The argument that you dont know what the heat death of the universe is. You are wrong on everything you said.
did they make viper look like shit with every possible dye on purpose?
This fucker blacksmith in Svorlag is the toughest fucking Gwent opponent in the game I came across. He plays a Nilfgaardian deck to it's full capacity. I lost like 5 games to him.
>>145497436
It looks okay with Grey DESU.
Kinda sucks there seems to be some kind of lighting bug with it when you hang it in your house.
>>145497289
Are you making fun of me?
The first fucking sentence confirms what I said.
>>145496586
>>145497592
Here we go I'm going to school you.
Heat Death of the universe is the DEATH of HEAT (entropy)
>more you ADD to the entropy.
This is how you PREVENT heat death. That's exactly what CIRI did.
>magical anomaly leaking from another dimension.
This is the in universe explanation of why the white frost exists and why its going to kill everything.
>Stopping heat death by burning energy make as much sense as frying ice.
Stopping heat death by INCREASING entropy to STOP it from decreasing to zero is the whole point.
>>145493429
Thaler's card is worth 1 point. Thaler confirmed second worst character next to Avallac'h who has a card worth 0 points.
>>145497903
But spies work in reverse so Thaler is the second best spy, beat only by the eugenics man who used to be a bad guy but now sells himself as a not-bad guy
>>145497990
>tfw Thaler is now worth 8 in the Gwent standalone game.
They're really going all out on the spy nerfs
Did geralt lose some brain matter when he landed in the swamp? He's a lot shrewder towards others in the books.
>>145498276
It's also in no way proper representation of the man who is so good at being undercover that even when not undercover in 3, he acts as if he was undercover
>>145497903
im new to witcher generals, is this bait or does this anon not understand how spies work?
>>145498447
It was joke you dense fuck
>>145498447
/krw/ is a crazy place so you never really know except for the really obvious times and even then, you will find some that actually mean it
>>145498545
you need to work on delivery
>>145497870
>more you ADD to the entropy.
>This is how you PREVENT heat death. That's exactly what CIRI did.
Are you retarded?
Adding to the entropy ,as in consuming even more energy, as in making thermodynamic movement even slower, as in bringing the fucking reality itself to absolute zero standstill for fuck's sake.
>>145498354
Yeah, I like the spy ability nerf tho. Because it makes it so theres no "oh look at that i have 3 of my 4 spy cards in my deck time to play Uno".
He should be like 3 value at most since he cant even fight.
>>145498605
>comsuming energy
Energy isn't lost. It's not a fossil fuel that runs out.
I"m the retarded one?
>>145498605
>he doesnt understand heat death
Don't worry, Anon. You'll get there. Ganbatte!
>>145498680
I also like that spies aren't just "draw your entire deck bro, nobody's watching" anymore but instead "draw half of your deck but also give your opponent a huge advantage for this round" now
It'll definitely stop every match from being decided purely on who has the most spies
muh dick
>start NG+
>now I can even easily kill skull enemies
send help
>>145499020
>It'll definitely stop every match from being decided purely on who has the most spies
Depends. I won all of my gwent games in TW3 by playing all of my spies first round, and decoying their spies on my side and playing them untill we both ran out of decoys and spies to play. Then second round comes where we would medic them all back on the playing field.
>>145485546
>The more I think about the endings, the more mixed feelings I get about their overall design
I just finished the DLC and everybody is dead.
I'm so fucking pissed. I got good endings for the base game and HoS, just by following what seemed to be the good thing to do.
When you make the choice to go for the unseen, you do it because you want to kill that vampire faggot and save Beauclair. At no point you think it could go bad like that.
That's stupid design to be honest.
>>145499237
We're talking about spies after the spy nerf silly. In the Gwent Standalone game coming in the fall.
Of course spies are busted in TW3 against AI
>>145499237
Considering spies now work by letting you draw 2 cards but only keep 1, things will be different
>>145499354
>Considering spies now work by letting you draw 2 cards but only keep 1, things will be different
stop pulling thing out of your ass
>>145499273
>Things didnt go my way
>that means they're stupid.
You sound like the moron from yesterday that thought teaching Ciri to drink her problems away shouldn't be a negative thing.
>>145498779
>Energy isn't lost.
Nor is more created.
You can move it around, convert it, bu eventually it will disperse to the point where it can't interact with anything else due to universal expansion and that is what heat death is about.
To stop heat death you would have to pour new energy or matter into the universe. Forever.
Magic in witcher is a natural force a form of energy. It is already a part of the universal energy budget.
You can't fucking stop heat death with it.
>>145499226
dued. i instakilled the fucking lvl 81 cyclopse on skellige at the Aard stone.
get Deadly Precision and put it into a slot unlocked by the new B&W mutagen system. it's totally worth it.
>>145499337
>>145499354
Ahh yes I see. I think the balance is better in this new standalone game too. Although we will still be able to play them, decoy them and medic them, just that now it's 1 card instead of two, along with that face up face down change.
>>145499483
>stop pulling thing out of your ass
What? Did you not see the Gwent game demo they just played like an hour ago on twitch at e3?
>>145499483
Some proofs for you
>>145495159
>http://www.wirtualnemedia.pl/artykul/cd-projekt-z-rekordowymi-przychodami-i-zyskiem-wiedzmin-przyniosl-697-mln-zl
It doesn't say anything noteworthy about Cyberpunk release, only that this is what they will release in the future. With the phrase "in this year" they were talking about Blood and Wine release.
>>145499503
>You sound like the moron from yesterday that thought teaching Ciri to drink her problems away shouldn't be a negative thing.
uh no, that's clearly a bad thing to do.
when you have to choose at this point in the story, it's not clear what will happen at all. On the other hand, it was very clear that being a dick to Ciri would have a bad impact on the end.
>>145499557
>You can move it around, convert it, bu eventually it will disperse to the point where it can't interact with anything else due to universal expansion and that is what heat death is about.
And this is exactly what ciri prevents. She uses her magic god abilities to do this. Closing a dimensional rift, stoping the universe from forever expanding, or whatever, that's how it's written. CDPR or the polish guy whoever wrote how it ends. She uses whatever magic energy she gets and win.s
>>145491404
That's CDPR subtle revenge for all that Trissposting on wtc.
>>145499557
>To stop heat death you would have to pour new energy or matter into the universe.
Could be she opened a portal to another, much larger Universe. Though that wouldn't satisfy "forever".
>No option tokeep Vivienne in her bird formwasted potential for monstergirl waifus
I will be allowed to continue dicking around after completing the story right? I won't be forced into NG+ or anything?
>>145499273
Going to Shrekland to grab Syanide will also force you to kill Dettladd unless you know what the ribbon actually is
With the ribbon, you're forced into fighting Dettritus
Without the ribbon, Syanide kicks the bucket and you're given the direct choice of either letting him go or attacking him
With the ribbon, everyone will die unless you get chummy with Syanide just for the sake of it
Without the ribbon, only one or two will die depending on what you directly choose to do
Dandelion also drops by if you don't get the ribbon
I am obviously a biased man but the entire end stretch of the story happens as it does because of bias from all sides so you are very much forced to form your own opinion on which ending you like the most because there are good and bad sides to every single one of them
>>145500460
Correct.
>>145500309
The curse would eventually turn her into a 100% bird
That would not be nice
PAM PA RAM
>>145500603
don't see the problem
>>145500462
>I am obviously a biased man but the entire end stretch of the story happens as it does because of bias from all sides so you are very much forced to form your own opinion on which ending you like the most because there are good and bad sides to every single one of them
People were dying, I didn't want to loose time or even try to understand what Dettlaf was after... And I get rewarded with blood.
Fuck, I wish I had a save before shit hits the fan.
>>145500309
>wasted potential for monstergirl waifus
they dropped those practically at TW1 since in 2 you only get a succubus if youre on the iorveth path
>>145499743
>it's not clear what will happen at all.
That's literally life. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Also technically she you're not a dick to her.
>"Relax, you don’t have to be good at everything"
>Hold her hand against the Lodge when she's freaking out instead of letting her stand on her own
>"Calm down" instead of letting her smash things around
>>145500879
Birds are very small animals, anon
Vivienne is a lady
>Never played witcher series, so I try 2
>combat is so fucking clunky
>tons of runes to navigate through
>tons of menus to navigate through
>UI is trash, very "confusing" in the fact that it could have been so simple
>combat is bad
Holy fuck do people actually like this game? Does 3 massively improve on it or do I just not like this series?
>>145501197
you don't like it
bye
>>145501278
Thanks you autistic retard
>>145501197
>>combat is so fucking clunky
no it isn't
>>tons of runes to navigate through
no there isn't
>>tons of menus to navigate through
no there isn't
>>UI is trash, very "confusing" in the fact that it could have been so simple
no it isn't
>>combat is bad
no it isn't
>>145501197
I didn't really like Witcher 2, didnt play more than few hours cause it didnt capture me either but Witcher 3 was fucking amazing
>>145497990
>spies work in reverse
You can be almost guaranteed that your lowest-point spy will be played back onto your side with Decoy
Friendly reminder that no ass debt laugh did everything wrong
>>145501459
then you can decoy it and use it again or wait until next round and revive it
>tfw no gold because spent it all on upgrades
>>145501545
So can the enemy. Sometimes you play the bear, and sometimes the bear plays you.
>Nilfgaard vs Nilfgaard
>Spies getting decoyed, revived, and Emhyr'ed back and forth until both players are holding their entire deck
>>145501495
yes, he deserves to die
>>145501406
>>145501197
>There are people that dont like the witcher 2
>drinking cat and looking directly at the sun
fugg da polize :DDD
>>145500139
>Could be she opened a portal to another, much larger Universe. Though that wouldn't satisfy "forever".
I'm really not content with the idea that Ciri is actually stopping heat death.
First of all. Real heat death will start setting in when all stars burn out and their residual matter won't be enough to to form new ones.
You see, there are several things in the game that suggest this really isn't the case.
First and foremost, the night skies in the game are fuckfull of stars, their own will die looooooooooooooooong before the rest. Billions of years into the future.
Avallach mentions coming across a world whose star just died when going through portals, but the planets affected by white frost don't really meet the requirements to write it up to heat death. Tedd Dereath is already "consumed by white frost" but it still has a functioning star. Also it's not really that cold all things considered. At minus 200-something the air itself will freeze solid. Not really the case. World of Aen Elle has supposedly white frost in certain regions, also a functioning star, another hint at normal ice age.
Ciri walks some kind of snowy plain when confronting the white frost at broad daylight.. Funny she isn't freezing to death like Geralt on Tedd Dereath BTW.
I'm convinced whatever white frost is, has much more to do with some magical bullshit than actual scientific definition of heat death.
Reminder that Iris cucked Olgerid with the big ofieri cock
>>145503432
>>145480516
>once again a vampire with a hearth of gold sacrificed his wellbeing for a stupid witcher
its 2:0 now, Geralt
>>145501347
you asked
ONE MONTH
I hope gwent online helps increase the popularity of real life card decks. I'd love for this to be supported more. Anyone play it with their friends IRL? How does it hold up?
>>145504085
>tfw got 4 copies from Gamestop
>kept 1 and scalped the other 3
>>145504085
Gwent online will have new cards, decks and some new/different rules
your "oldschool deck" will only have collectors value
>>145504085
I played one match with a friend of a friend, but it was pretty fun, even if short. I'd really need to play more to judge it properly though.
*pbfbrrrt* HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
>>145480516
>mfw I got that the first time
Immediately reloaded an older save and made sure I didn't play gwent with that stupid fucking girl.I still feel guilty af
>>145504282
Bastard. Have you played it with your friends yet?
I bought both with that online code redemption though jinx. The gamestop one was only norther realms and nilfgarrd right?
>>145504314
I know, but it'll still be fun to play.
>>145504394
Yeah, I hope I can get my roommates to play it more than once with me. Unlike netrunner, I can't get anyone to play with me.
>>145504651
>Have you played it with your friends yet?
>implying I have friends
Also all Blood and Wine gwent sets are North and Nilfgaard decks while Hearts of Stone is Monster and Treenigger decks.
>>145504085
>Anyone play it with their friends IRL?
loaded question
>>145504085
>Anyone play it with their friends IRL?
Ciri is my only friend. We are playing it on my couch right now.
>yfw you've convinced Letho to winter at Kaer Morhen while everyone is gone from there forever
>>145505836
Is it fun? Did she win?
Imagine if the AI played the Kayran right.
>>145506302
At least you've still got your big guy friend
>>145506473
No, I won and then she beat me to a pulp.
>>145506759
Imagine if the monster deck didnt have a glaring weakness
>>145506798
Delete This.
Ciri would never do that.
Delete This.
>>145504085
>Anyone play it with their friends IRL?
N- no
But that's okay Regis will play with me!
>>145506798
>then she beat me to a pulp
Ciri doesn't mess around ;_;
So i just finished BAW for the first time (excluding side content) and i don't know what to do with myself. I got a knot in my throat when Geralt looked at the camera because i knew that was it. Fuck Cyberpunk make more Witcher.
Started Hearts of Stone and holy shit this Toad Prince fight was bullshit
>>145506996
>>145507143
If it serves as consolation then know that at least I came in my pants while she was beating me.
>>145507493
read the books.
>>145507523
I dont care what people say Toad was the most bullshit fight in that expansion and I would say the game if it weren't forBATS
Not sure how I missed this the first time
Who needs witchers when 3 Toussaint average joes could just fist fight anything to death?
>tfw it's still possible for Roach to run exclusively on his front legs
How does a horse end up so talented?
>doing heart of stone
>get kicked out of the auction house
>guards are shitheads
>they try to fight me
>throw the first punch
>get taken to a loading screen
>suddenly we're in the wilderness miles away from oxenfurt
>shrug
>beat the shit out of the guards
>loading screen
>suddenly back in oxenfurt
>mfw
that was fucking weird but I'm laughing
>>145509247
>his
>>145509837
I refer to all horses as him, his, and he even if they're female. fuck you
>>145509175
This fight is SO STUPID. Why can some cuck knock out Geralt in two hits? You don't even have to win this fight but I'm going to do it out of principle.
>>145509837
You insensitive shitlord. How do you know Roach doesn't identify as male?
>>145509837
>implying roach is a chick
This here's a she mare who hungers for the BIG ROACH COCK
>>145509247
>>145510604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoL1NRh8JOI
how do i sleep in my bed in corvo bianco
So does any of the grand master witcher gear beat out Hen Gaidth armor? I'm really disappointed that my Manticore and Wolven are greatly outclassed by it
>>145511075
Walk up to it
Look at it
Press E
>>145510604
>mwf doing ugly baby a minute after posting this
>geralt refers to roach as she
Geralt you fucking cuck.
>>145511332
I see no option to do that...
>tfw
Just finished B&W and got a downer ending that contrasted the beautiful scenery and colorful adventure thus far.Anna Henrietta was murdered in front of me, and Syanna right afterwards. Pretty silly there wasn't an option for me to intervene when it was painfully clear that Syanna was about to stab her to death. Aren't Witcher senses supposed to be super sensitive? Everyone involved seems pretty dense for even thinking of allowing them to get a meter within each other after they just got conclusive evidence of conspiracy to murder.I don't regret any of my choices though. My Geralt did exactly what he would have done in these situations and poor decision making by everyone else led to a bloodbath. Dettlaff for being a short tempered psychopath and Annarietta for being an apologist for her nutcase sister. Had I known the ribbon would spare Syanna, I would have passed it up, but I tried not to make any decisions in the series based on what I knew would happen. I avoided spoilers and stuck to my guns.Great to see my waifu Triss again though, and have her sexy ass sprawled out in front of my villa.
>>145512562
>Triss
why would you do that to yourself
Are there any shows that are like the Witcher? Other than the Witcher tv series of course.
>tavern (alt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRT3FOOk9ZI
>>145507632
I already have read Last Wish, Blood of Elves, Time of Contempt and Baptism of Fire. I do plan to buy the next one soon.
>>145512873
Regis would understand tbqh.
>>145514390
Friends don't let friends make bad choices
>>145514287
>skipping sword of destiny
you dun goofed
>>145515106
I didn't skip it, it was only translated in English last year and i've had the other books for much longer.
>read all the books
>played through w1
>played through w2
>w3 playthrough is hindered by buggy 1.21
When the fuck is 1.22 coming?
ok building a really high toxicity build,
whats the most OP sequence of decoctions to drink
>>145516197
All of them
>>145516369
look, I cant do that
3 at most currently
>>145516197
the waterhag decotion
>>145516197
Water Hag + Ekimmara + Troll
+50% Attack Power while at full health, Ekimmara and Troll keep you there (or Ekimmara + Ekhidna if you use Signs a lot since Ekhidna now only works when you spend Stamina on Signs)
>>145517061
Are we back to this?
How did y'all save for full grandmaster? Christ and I though dark armor was bad.
>>145518145
Killing things and selling things I got from killing things
Not enough Gwent discussion in this thread tbqh lads.
Who's signed up to the beta?
What changes are you hoping they implement?
I for one hope they make monster and elf cards interesting other than just spam melee/ranged cards
So Gaunter exists in HoS to solely teach you that around jews you lose?
>>145518624
Think he was allegory for human want and how it drives people to evil.
>>145518859
Yeah so around jews you lose
>>145518624
to teach to never trust bald guys
God damn Velen is bleak, shit is getting me down
How the fuck do I get White Gull?
>>145520651
Make it using alcohols purchased from innkeepers
Should I focus on a Sword/Alchemy build with Manticore Armor?
>>145521056
Sure, though Feline is still better and available before the last couple hours of the game
The question to end all questions:
Did you keep the tattoo?
Damn B&W has a great climax. Vampire attack on the city is amazing, literally nothing people can do to fight something like that.
Also for all this Detlaff is a nice guy god damn he is a dick.
>doing the Open Sesame quest in HoS
>get to the part where I get kicked out and have to fistfight the guards
>Geralt and the guards teleport to some area south of Lindenvale
>fights finishes and we're teleported back to the front of the auction house
Ok then
>>145521787
Ofc
>>145463107
DELET
>>145465123
DELET
>>145520651
Check every single merchant for that black bottled alcohol i forget what it's called and make sure you have loads of arenaria.
>>145455000
That sounds fanfiction-tier
>>145492525
good post anon
Geralt and Syanna make a good pair. Not like a couple or anything but both are outcast, both are hated for reason they can't control. As fucked as Syanna is I can't help but empathize with her.
>>145492525
bad post anon
>>145518145
I went for Manticore, which is quite a bit cheaper than Feline, at least.
>>145521787
>going with Roche
>>145525776
>not going with Broche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEhhuyjq2Yo
>>145524561
>>145524707
fuck off sidebitch
>>145485546I find it amusing that the Book Entry presents Geralt's final confrontation with Dettlaff in a much more positive light and ignores the whole "Stand aside, or I'll kill you both," which was completely out of place tbqh
>Yennifer actually hangs out with you in your Vinyard
Pretty nice. Wish the whole gang showed up though.
>>145526875
have memes gone too far?
>>145525970
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>about to get Ciri from Isle of Mists
>all points of interested looted
>8 oils still stuck at Enhanced
god dammit
>>145528160
You still got a ways to go.
>>145528160
Try the DLCs :^)
Lambert and Keira vs Eskel and Triss
Which team would kick the others ass?
>>145527382
Honestly I got a bit tired of Regis coverig for Dettlaff
I kept getting told Dettlaff is a good man but then he decides to just slaughter everyone. I felt sorry for him at first but that's just way too far, and he never did anything to offset being a tantrum throwing faggot.
Syanna is a bitch and I don't understand why she decided to meet Dettlaff when she didn't give a fuck about anything else but whatever.
>>145528307
Lambert and Eskel are a fair match, but while Keira isn't a combat lightweight, but she's nowhere near Ms. Incendiary Artillery Bombardement.
>>145528440
Isn't Eskel pretty much Geralt's equal? I have to assume Eskel would trounce Lambert.
>>145528556
>Isn't Eskel pretty much Geralt's equal?
In everything but penis size.
>>145509060
kek
>>145528671
and looks
>>145528393
After taking Detlaf's side definitely going the kill route in another playthrough. Fairy tail land was nice though and thank god I bought that ribbon holy shit.
Do i play 1 and 2 before playing 3?
>>145528393
So, if you ever went Dettlaff's road you'd want your friends to give up on you and want to kill you? Ok.
>>145529074
>if you ever went Dettlaff's road
By throwing a temper tantrum to the tune of unleashing a fucking monster horde on a city full of innocent people? Holy shit, yes, I'd want my friends to try and off my stupid ass at that point.
>>145500309
>tfw I didn't even know that quest existed
>tfw I only found out about it afterBeauclair was filled with vampires
How do I dodge Detlaffs bat blast?
>>145529448
Run
>>145529448
roll roll roll your witcher
What happens if you give the info you find on Philippa to Mad Rad? I want to kill Rad, but I've never seen what happens when you give him the info, whether he lives to do something with it or dies before he can.
>>145529583
running is better
>>145528974
Don't feel like you are forced to. I personally reccomend playing three first, then if you really feel the itch to have more RPG fun play one and two.
>>145527862
Meming is the very art of going too far
>>145528393
Oh, I get it. You don't get Regis at all.
Here, educate yourself:http://www.pcgamer.com/the-mysterious-motivations-of-blood-and-wines-best-character/
>>145529601
He says his soldiers found it and calls you a jealous bitch
>read all the whining about the Skellige gwent tournament
>I literally never lose with the deck, on hard gwent difficulty
get good, m8s
>>145530642
I don't think that's what the whining's about
>>145530730
Not that anon, but what is the whining about?
>>145531038
usually just nerd complaining about change, probably facetiously.
>>145527998
what about it
>>145531082
There are nerds complaining about the change in the game
>>145529601
He gives you something iirc but is annoyed you didn't find her. That's assuming you killed the witchhunters, otherwise >>145530497 happens.
He never finds Phillipa, which is too bad.
Literally perfection now. Based modders.
>>145529325
The quest is automatically added to your journal during the main quest m8
Does anyone know if you can knock Dettlaff out of the sky when he does his bat attack? Anyone tried throwing a bomb at him or using a crossbow?
I know he's vulnerable to being knocked out of the sky but has anyone tried during the bat attack?
>telling Geralt not to play a hero
>>145531612
Must've bugged out for me
>vampires invade toussaint
>Quest Started: The Warble of a Smitten Knight
>Quest Failed: The Warble of a Smitten Knight
Fuck you CDPR
>>145531545
what
>>145531719
I've shot at him with my crossbow but it didn't damage him any
>>145531545
which one is that
>>145531856
>telling Geralt that he's useless
Welp got the sad ending for B&W. Kind of hated Bith the duchess and her sister though feel like they deserve it.
Why was the Lodge disbanded again? I kind of forgot.
>>145532926
Didn't it explode
>>145532926
Organized the killing of a certain king and took the blame for the death of several.
>>145531856
>those lips
i want to die
>>145532747
I also got the end where they both died and I thought they more than deserved it.Didn't want to fight Dettlaff though.
>>145533071
That can be arranged.
>yenfags get a comfy retirement in the country
>trissfags get to be lapdogs for yet another kind for the rest of their life
>>145533118
Yea did all I could to avoid fighting him. Ultimately what he did makes sense though, it's just unfortunate. Main reason I wanted Syanna to die is I ran out of meaty for get at the end, I wanted her to die like a criminal didn't think the stupid hug scene would happen.
>>145531719
Black blood didn't have any effect either when he takes a chomp out of you, meh.
>>145533137
i want to kiss you
>levle 32
>only just killed imlerith
>five 10% igni glyphs on superior griffin armour, 6 of the best signs runes on swords
>hitting almost 6k with a single igni
goddam I think I broke the fun by focusing my autisim on crafting too much, this is on death march with level scaling too and I haven't played any of the dlc yet. am I too OP or what?
>>145533295
*empathy dumb autocorrect
>>145533332
only reason his fight is hard is he can hit through quen
>>145533375
Don't worry dlc is balanced around having the best armor.
>>145511176
Depending on what you mean by outclass. The grandmaster armors provide unique stat bonuses like +toxicity. Armor value doesn't really matter if you dodge and quen all day.
>>145462383
Why do I have a feeling that's gonna be the main plot device in the inevitable fanfics?
>>145533375
Level-scaling and balancing in witcher games are just bad in general, it's something CDPR never nailed. Best example of this are the 2 letho fights in TW2.
>>145533334
[teleports you to a nearby lake]
What does Ciri's mother smell like?
>>145533960
She smells like a decayed body
>>145533840
i swim back and give you a hug
CYBERPUNK ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN!!!
>>145528556
Caranthir beat the fuck out of Eskel. Geralt got both him and his boss.
>>145534213
>>145534232
Fall ofNever Ever
>>145534335
>lips
stop
>>145532747
The ending with you ending up in jail feels the witcherest.
Dead royalty, jailed witcher, everybody's ok but everybody's sad anddandy lion
Dude ask a wish, I'm a fairy
>>145535306
Give me Ciri and a penis
>>145535306
Pls make handsomest vampire real
Post underrated Witcher 3 women.
>>145535397
You shall have Ciri and a severed penis stuck in your mouth, scaring her off
>>145535419
He will become real but since he is who he is, he'll fly off somewhere to be alone and you won't be able to find him
>>145535306
I wish for infinite wishes
>>145535953
What would you like to use yourBioshock:Infinite wishes for?
>>145535828
Priscilla
>no pic cause lazy
>>145535828
was just thinking this desu
>>145536331
Dan the lion is lucky man
>>145535306
Pls make Geralt canon gay
Do I kill Jad Karadin or not?
>>145536919
Start the fight and watch Lambert kill him
>>145536767
Geralt is now canonically gay. As in he is happy, cheerful, lively and excited, retired at his vineyard with his female lover
>>145536972
but he has kids
>>145537017
Karadin made Lambert lose a friend
Lambert is your friend and you don't let friends lose their friends without making those that made the loss happen pay
>>145537013
>he is happy, cheerful, lively and excited
that's good too
>>145535306
Kill Triss permanently
>/gwt/ got added to the OP
kek'd
>>145537340
Done. I'd watch out for rabid Trissfags now, though, if I were you. Who knows what they'll do to the one that wished for and caused the death of their waifu?
>>145535306
Bring back Iris so her and I can have consensual and loving anal sex while Olgierd is forced to watch, restrained with an unbreakable chain
>>145537516
Could you kill Regisfags as well for good measure?
>>145535306
Give me everything I've ever wanted.
>>145537516
I wish for any people named Gaunter to die
>>145537561
As you wish. Have you always fancied corpses?
>>145537636
Sure thing. Have fun with the now much slower /krw/
>>145537667
You shall drown in all the things you have ever wanted
>>145537780
I doubt there a many people solely named 'Gaunter' but they shall die
>>145538178
>As you wish. Have you always fancied corpses?
Corpses can't consent, wise guy
Gaunter O'Dimm has been outplayed, everyone. Go home
>>145538283
Who said she would still be dead and unable to consent? Iris has been dead for some time so her body is not what it has been but she will be alive to consent if you can stand the smell
>>145538479
If she has the pulse and the brain power to consent then she is, by definition, not a corpse.
I can handle the smell, anything for my beautiful Iris
>>145538596
Then have yourself a wonderful time with hopefully only minor maladies
Regi
>>145539082
cide
>>145539097
>>145539097
That is libel
He would never do that
>>145539239
Do not open this image or you WILL be spooked to death
>>145535306
I wish to have intercourse withThe Unseen Elder
Can't wait.
>>145539568
Are you fucking kidding me
>>145539534
So be it.Enjoy your last moments
>>145539534
But you already have dealings with him in BaW
NEW THREAD
>>145539773
>>145539773
>>145539773
>>145539604
You sound angry
>>145539804
I'm bewildered
>>145539484
>getting spooked by elves
>>145539182
You're a big witcher.
>>145539842
How quaint. Had you been a real Regisfag, you would have died
>>145540039
>>145540039
Tell me about Letho! Why did he kill the king?