Be honest /v/. How hyped are you?

>>341428305
Can't wait for the shitposting.

no reason to get hyped about trash

>>341428305
No reason to get hyped until we see some gameplay.

Honestly this game will save the franchise.

It will take everything that was so great about ME1, that feeling of freely exploring a huge galaxy, and make it a hundred times better.

>>341428305
On a 1-10 scale
3

>>341428305

Not at all, pham

http://youtu.be/0QLz0CqtMVc

>>341428305
0% hyped
SJW killed Bioware, we saw it with the 2 last DA, the studio is just an empty shell waiting its misery to be ended by EA executives.

Literally on zero hype.

Sorry.

2 and 3 were literal garbage.

>>341428305
Zero

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>>341428305
there's no reason for hype
there are ∞ reasons for skepticism

There's nothing to hype for. After DA3 I expect something so mediocre

>>341428581
>>341428631
>>341428749
>>341428784
>>341428796
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>>341428874

Oh boy, your little minds are going to be blown when this turns out to be the masterpiece if will be.

>>341428305
0/10
not a single gameplay video release yet

>>341428305
8/10

I REALLY want to know who is writing the score though. please be Jack Wall and Sam Hulick.

>>341428305
I'm glad the shills are out in full force, keep reminding me to watch that new trailer.

I like Mass Effect, even after all the bad design decisions, I want to give Andromeda a chance just because it can give me that small bit of satisfaction the first ME gave me. But this game has had next to nothing shown. I'm reminded of before DAI released, the devs were talking about how they were planning on making it an MMO up until the very end or some shit. I can't hope for a well written story, but as long as I can explore Uncharted Worlds, I'll be happy.

bretty keen

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>>341428305
>no gameplay
>very little about story
>very little about WHOLE game
hyped for what?

>>341428305

I'm keeping an eye on it but I'm not hodling out much hope.

>>341428825

2 had its moments. It was mainly the main story, especially that Terminator Reaper, that dragged it down.

>>341428964

I honestly can't tell real shilling from ironic shitposting, anymore.

>>341429086
I think they confirmed awhile ago they were bringing Jack back. Such a bad idea to get rid of him. Sorry, no source on me.

>all this butthurt about ME

The truth is those games were basically perfection except for the very end of the ending of ME3.

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>>341428964

>masterpiece
>mfw

>>341428904

This. Plus, if I don't get hype and it turns out to be great, I get to be pleasantly surprised.

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>>341429343

ME3 had plenty of problems aside from the ending.

>>341429257
It's like they completely missed the point each time.

ME had exploration and a fresh galaxy.
ME2 had your squad mates
ME3 took away the exploration and your squad mates

>>341428305
It looked like DA:I in space from the few moments we saw so its going to be garbage. I have 0 hype and expectations for it other than to suck bad.

>>341428825
>2 was bad
when will this meme end?

>>341429397
post better/slimmer version

>>341429545
>2 was good
what did he meme by this?

>>341429545

It wasnt terrible but it was a step down in terms of main story.

>>341429545

2 was bad for people who wanted more than just a generic shooter.

>>341429440
Name one.

inb4 boohoo it's possible to have a gay romance and I just can't help myself but suck that black dick if I'm given the option

>>341429346
Liara looks sexy

she looks cute

>>341429545
2 didn't play so good

>>341429641
Well ME2 was just re-gurgitation of the story in DA:O, although for some reason people liked the story in DA:O.

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>>341429710

fucked up journal

>>341428305
a bit, will probably try it if trailers etc dont look shit.

>>341428305
0

>>341429710
shittier squadmates, literal bond tier villains that have the cliche old rich white guy schtick, complete retcon (read: rape) of reaper lore, that whole citadel dlc section, just to name a few.

>>341429641
You can't say it was step down because 1 and 2 are focused on different things in terms of story

>>341429805
You don't have to take her and can kick her out anytime? I mean its an absolutely trash character based on a shitty person but its optional?

>>341429545
Tha main storyline of 2 was absolute trash and what they did to the universe was unforgivable. But it was a great game and the characters were fantastic

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>>341430104

I thought ME3 was good and was hyped for Andromeda, but the fact that they haven't shown ANYTHING yet has made me seriously reconsider.

I mean, they're still insistent on Q1 2017 release window, right? That means they won't even have another E3 to show off anything, wtf?

>>341429732
>>341429635
>>341429705
name things that make ME2 trash
>final boss
>more action than rpg
>no mako (kek)
I can't think about anything else.

>>341430226
And Troy Baker voiced this guy.

I'm not hyped at all.

Once I see the co-op multiplayer and only if it's either exactly like ME3s or improved somehow will I be hyped.

>>341428305
not really hyped
my love for bioware died some time after dragon age 2

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>>341430285
T H E R M A L C L I P

>>341430285
>name things that make ME2 trash
The main story was retarded and made no sense
Cerberus was retarded and made no sense
Basically making no efforts to continue the worldbuilding of the first game, and actively damaging it occasionally

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>>341428305
Not even a little. I don't support racist developers

>>341428305
I don't know enough about it to get hyped yet.

>>341430285

We spend the entire game fighting the Collectors and at the end of the game the galaxy is just as unprepared for the Reapers as it was at the end of 1.

>>341428305
I like the Shrek cameo they did, so kinda hyped
Maybe they'll put Donkey as krogan too? I don't know.

>>341428305
as long as the gameplay is good and the multiplayer is as good as in 3 i can deal with bioware's marxist propagandea

>>341429721
She does indeed but I don't know what that has to do with the pic you responded to
>>341429710
Everything after Tuchanka

>>341430285
Thermal Clips
Planet Scanning
Way more linear
Smaller hub world
Less weapons equippable
RPG mechanics went bye-bye

>>341430419
2 was pretty much a reboot if you think about it.

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if I was just finished playing 1? 9/10
if I was just finished playing 2? 8/10
if I was just finished playing 3? 2/10
if I finished the series and saw how they handled cisquisition? 0.5/10

>>341430434
at the end of me1 you have basically infinite ammo with spectre guns no overheating

>>341429710
Diana Allers, Kai Leng, and a smaller number of dialogue options.

I enjoyed it, but let's not pretend the game was perfect.

I'm gonna complain about something that only I give a shit about:

Why did they change the gun sounds in 2?

The guns in ME1 sounded really good but they completely removed them in 2.

>>341430690
and in me3 i fucked shit up with the infinite ammo gun

ammo cucks need not reply in these threads

>>341430690
yep, so thermal clips are pointless

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>>341428305
Fuck Bioware, and fuck EA.

If any of you in this thread are even considering buying another ME game after what happened with 3 you deserve to get smashed in the face with a sledgehammer

>>341430634
Inquisition was alright
>go rogue to fuck up all the bulletsponge enemies
>ignore all the pointless collectibles that are in every fucking open world game these days
>ignore goblin (not because she's ugly as fuck but because she's like an annoying ADHD kid)
>don't talk to obviously female mercenary why she thinks she's a man because I don't give a fuck
Wouldn't buy it obviously, but the story + Trespasser DLC was interesting at least

>>341430634

Honestly, people bitch about Sera and in Qunari thing in DAI but for me the thing that really killed any interest I had in it is all the MMO type quests and collecting you have to do. It almost sounds worse than DA2.

>>341430603
I think Liara has a classy, sexy face.

I think that new Asari has a cute, younger chubbier face.

I don't think they're ugly.

>>341430794
And make zero sense story wise. I think nu-bioware just thought shooter games needed an ammo mechanic and didnt think about it too hard

No hype. I'm still mad.

Fuck Mass Effect, and never forget.

>>341430285
Next to no weapon variety, no weapon customization, much less exploration.

>>341430856
I'll be pirating it since it'll end up being a hallway shooter that will run fine on my 2012 pc.

>>341430903
Subjective taste aside, you think the Asari in that pic looks younger than Liara? How?

I'll never stop being mad about 3's ending, so fuck bioware and fuck their....marker

>>341429346
They keep trying to make the characters more and more ugly in every game

Will be shit. I can't trust anyone anymore.

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>>341430972
Don't plan on it, it will run Denuvo.

>>341430607
>Thermal Clips >>341430690
you want that?
>Planet Scanning
agree guck that
>Way more linear
ME1 doesn't make sense if you not go liara feros noveria virmire muh non linear
>Smaller hub world
again agree with that
>Less weapons equippable
me1 basically same weapons with different colour
>RPG mechanics went bye-bye
agree
>RPG mechanics went bye-bye

>>341430434
>Shepard gets build from the ground up after dying a shitty death
>first thing he/she says is "MY GUN DOESN'T HAVE A THERMAL CLIP"

>>341430690
Remember how in ME1 you always ended up with more money than you could ever need?
I didn't have a problem with that because I'm a retard who likes it when RPGs do it
Still, the only reasonable counter measure was to completely scrap the inventory system, obviously

>>341430982
Idk how to explain it well. It's like a rounder, younger looking face. Larger eyes, "piggier" nose, lips aren't as full as Liara's.

>>341429710
You felt like a big galactic babysitter. No race in the entire fucking galaxy could solve any of their problems by themselves without Shepard completing some arbitrary task for them. It made sense to babysit your squadmates in ME2. It did NOT make sense to babysit entire planets in ME3. The game made the entire galaxy look utterly retarded and inept and virtually every situation presented to the player felt contrived.

Everything you did felt completely disconnected and irrelevant. You were hopping from problem to problem, but it didn't feel like you were playing a coherent story or had a clear goal in mind. Everything felt like you were just killing time until the scientists finished their deus ex machina switch (which shouldn't have existed because the writers promised there'd be no DEM solution to the reapers).

Reapers arriving in the galaxy as quickly as they did was retarded, and kinda defeats the purpose of the Arrival DLC in ME2.

Reapers being so easily destroyable after what it took to bring down Sovereign was retarded.

Everything to do with Cerberus was fucking awful.

None of your choices mattered or played out in any substantial way in ME3.

All those squadmates you spent time getting to know, doing loyalty missions for, and keeping alive during the suicide mission in ME2 were relegated to background characters.

Javik and EDI were terrible squadmate ideas.

The ending ruined Reapers forever and was completely nonsensical, but it's far from the only bad part of the game. ME3 was a fucking mess in all aspects.

I'm not. My only experience with Mass Effect is playing two or three hours of it and then my disc getting an error and refusing to play any further. Never going to play a mass effect game unless I get them for free somehow.

0 Hype. Never going to play. They didn't even show anything so you shouldn't be hyped regardless.

>>341430794
>implying it's better with infinite ammo
add that to me2 and you will rekt whole map in sec

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>>341431065
There was a gap between the end of ME1 and the beginning cutscene of ME2, m8
I'm not saying putting ammo in the game was a smart decision but it's not as much of a plothole as you think

>>341428305
i can't wait. i'm literally shaking thinking about how great andromeda will be

>>341428305
ME is like AC. People were hyped for the first 3 then it was meh. Big companies have to have some seflcontrol, its better to make 2 or 3 good games and stop to save IP value and then reboot it after 8-10 years than this. AC as IP have no value now, if they launch literally perfect game tomorrow it will sell worse than the last piece of shit.

>>341431263
There was a way for ME2 to do thermal clips correctly and not shit on the lore, but instead they chose to do generic ammo.

I'm not implying infinite ammo was better. I'm TELLING you it was.

>>341430496

>b-but boogeyman

>>341431318
IIRC changing that line about IsProthean just gives you Jarvik with no dialog whatsoever
>>341431246
Getting free games somehow? Preposterous!

Let's all guess which RPG mechanics they'll be removing from this one.

Paragon and Renegade meters will go bye bye because it's so darn annoying when they lock you out of making a choice

>>341428305
Negative levels of hype.

>>341431404

AC4 was good though, admittedly mostly because it was more of a pirate game than an assassin game.

>>341428305
>Bioware

Anyone who is hyped needs to see a doctor.

>>341431263
I added infinite ammo to ME2. The only thing that changed was that I didn't have to walk over glowing thermal clips after every fight
Also, playing a soldier is suprisingly fun with the Mattock Rifle

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>>341428305
pretty hyped.
>tfw getting to fuck some Asari in next gen graphics

>still hyped about neo-bioware games

you retards will never learn i swear

>>341430205
The gameplay is 2 was actually fucking terrible. At least 3 was a real cover shooter.

Also, if you like bioware characters you would be more comfortable hanging around a gay nightclub in Orlando.

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>>341431482

No ability to choose your LI.

You fuck everyone, regardless of gender or species.

>>341428964
>Masterpiece

It will be another rail roaded cover shooter with 2 choice dialogue that does jackshit

>>341431482
>Paragon and Renegade meters will go bye bye because it's so darn annoying when they lock you out of making a choice

That would be a good thing, I don't think anyone liked having that artificial mechanic in the game.

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>>341431601
Imagine having to voice some lines how EVEN MY LOOKS ARE GENETICALLY PERFECT while knowing the character you're voicing is basically you with a fucked up face that they imported at the lasst second but blown up tits and ass

>>341429545
soon enough, neo /v/. soon enough

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>>341430285

>shit and completely pointless story
>killing off shepperdererer just as a quirky twist
>on harder difficulties all the cool combat stuff is practically unusable thanks to the shitty shield/armor/life mechanic
>hide behind a wall, again and again and again
>galaxy destroyer megahumanreaper, duck behind a fucking wall to protect yourself from the star destroyer beam

played 1 and 2 for hundreds of hours

caring about this with what little is known about it makes you either a marketer or pure underage cancer who wouldnt know a good game lodged 3 inches into his skull

>>341428305
>it's another "lel biowar r sjw nao" thread by people who don't know the difference between ME and DA
>hint: only one panders to sjws
>people still don't know how redpilled ME is

I feel sorry for you.

So hyped...can't wait.... I wanna freeze myself

>>341431646
2 was a transition from rpg to straight shooter, so it kept more of the rpg elements ad had less of the shooter elements, and wasnt fully either. 3 was pure shooter with barely even token rpg elements.

No debate that 1 had the worst gameplay though

>>341431796
I'm on board with getting mad about underage faggots gushing about whatever shit AAA devs shove into their faces these days, but there were regular ME1 vs ME2 threads even years ago before ME3 was released
I think both are great, didn't like how they did the Mako exploration

Can't wait until the pro refugee story line this game is going to shove down the throats of whoever is fucking retarded enough to buy it.

>>341431860
>killing off shepperdererer just as a quirky twist

No, it was so they could write the rest of the characters out of the game.

>>341431902
>No debate that 1 had the worst gameplay though
That depends on what you like
I like being an OP mage in RPGs so a fully biotic party was right up my alley
Only bad thing was how quickly you became unstoppable, the game could've gone for biotics not being completely broken at early levels

>>341429710

Shitty textures all over the place, and no effort put into what was supposedly impressive backdrops. Hell, on Earth in the intro, theoretically where they had all the time in the world, the Reapers beams do fuck all to the scenery, and look at the crowd running away - they are all the same flat 2d sprite, that could have been done better in the 00s.

As was said, the journal was utter shit, and the side quests to go with it, if they can even be called that.

The fact that your decisions, the entire marketing of the entire series, having weight was bullshit on Telltale levels.

Romances were also fucked, especially the ME2 ones, who barely get cameos prior to the Citadel DLC (which came far, far too late). Romanced Jack, Miranda, or (you poor bastard) Fishlips? Fuck you, you should have stayed loyal the the asshole Vermire survivor. The only well executed (and I use that term with all the salt in the world) was Liara, and it's clear that's because she was always intended to be the main romance. And hell, even her you have to re-kick off the romance, even if you did Shadow Broker.

At least the Extended Cut gave us the ability to tell Starchild to shove his (and Bioware's) 'choices' up his ass. Fuck the Reapers, fuck the writers, and fuck making me love something and then utterly phoning it in on the last part of a multi-million dollar trilogy.

>>341431860
>on harder difficulties all the cool combat stuff is practically unusable thanks to the shitty shield/armor/life mechanic

Well that's just completely untrue, because even on insanity you can strip defenses very quickly and follow up with biotic combos.

Fighting shields? Overload > pull > warp.

Fighting barriers? Concussive shot > pull > warp.

Fighting armor? Incinerate > pull > warp.

Don't wanna bring a defence stripper? Shoot down one target's defence, pull/slam > warp them, and the explosion will AoE defence strip for you anyway.

>hide behind a wall, again and again and again

Neither Vanguards nor Sentinels have to use cover, even on insanity.

>story
1>3>2
>gameplay
3>2>1
>squadmates
1=2>3

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>>341431963
>pro refugee story about some hot asari refugees
muh dick

>>341428305
My hype died with ME3's ending. I got off the ride at ME2; I couldn't get interested in ME3, and the disappointment of an ending ME3 had turned me off enough to just not bother trying. I have no expectation Andromeda will be any better, so I'm probably just going to watch a playthrough or something when it's out to sate what little curiosity I have left.

So in ME2 Shep died and thanks to their magic technology they brought him back and gave him a few upgrades
Didn't really make sense that you could become full Biotic if you wre a completely non-Biotic soldier previously but I can accept that handwave
Did they have any explanation if you change class in ME3?

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>>341430496
Curry Thunder sounds like diarrhea and white tears sounds like semen.

>>341432073
I think its pretty much universal that 1 played the worst, but yeah it does depend on your preference. I normally prefer rpg to action combat, but 1 was so much a shooter anyway that it didnt really work for me

>>341431935
they were shill threads and /v/ was getting bombarded by marketers. of course a newfag like yourself wouldn't know how to spot a shill

I prefer the addition of Thermal Clips from a game design standpoint.
Weapon cooldowns and infinite ammo made switching weapons pointless.
Any class can just get pistol+Spectre Series+Marksmen and just hold down the button until everything is dead. Even on insanity I never switched weapons. Just pop marksmen and hold the fire button.
Ammo capacity actually makes me care about the weapons I'm carrying since the Mattock burns through ammo like your mom burns through twinkies.

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>>341428305
mako is back so 8/10

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>>341431879
If you didn't see the SJWness building in Mass Effect 2 and come to a massive head in 3, then there's no helping you.

>>341430419

Actually, that would have worked really well. Especially is Saren was the 'Anderson'/leader, and you could become a good friend or even have a light romance. Would have raised the stakes in ME1, as towards the end and after discovering Indoctrination, he was already a little sympathetic.

>>341432173
Not that guy but in my opinion, ME2 was the only one where biotics weren't as fun as just a straight-up soldier exactly due to the armor stripping you constantly have to do
At least in ME3 you can power combo their defenses away

>>341431019
mein negger

>>341428305
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

>>341428305
Not hyped at all. I had my Mass Effect experience. I played through the trilogy and got an unsatisfactory end to my Shepard's story. I don't feel like I need more Mass Effect.

That said, I hope the game is good and that a new generation of Mass Effect fans are created and that they get to have the awesome experience with their games that I had with mine.

>>341428305
It depends how progressive it is. I hope we can have a trans companion and a lot of gay romances.

>>341430496

Wow, what a racist fuckhead. I begin to understand the distaste a black man feels when he reads a white supremacists post.

>>341432252
That's exactly the reason why I loved Biotics
You can either stick to a wall and occasionally peek out to shoot geth OR you can yours and your squadmates' powers to constantly keep everyone flying around

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what's his name again?

> The animation in ME 3 is so bad, even punching the reporter didnt feel fun.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jw3OC2Yko0

Wasnt Kai Leng pretty cool in the Mass Effect comics? I recall a lot of people on the bioware forums being excited for him.

>>341431651
if there are some actual alien party members and not painted humans then I could get interested

Mass Effect 3 Ending

Never forget

>>341431245
>The game made the entire galaxy look utterly retarded and inept and virtually every situation presented to the player felt contrived.
From the original game you are LITERALLY space-jesus. Don't make it sound like 3 was the first game that did this. I found the "suicide mission" at the end of 2 equally immersion-breaking, but at least in 3 there was some meaning and drama behind the absurdity. 2 is literally a half-assed excuse to be an edgy """"badass""""

>Everything you did felt completely disconnected and irrelevant.
So first you're galactic babysitter and then you're irrelevant? Pick one, buddy. If you're talking about the fact that the Reapers kick your shit in, I'm sorry you couldn't take it when they actually delivered on all those ominous promises made in the first two games

>Reapers arriving in the galaxy as quickly as they did was retarded
Honestly the Arrival DLC itself was retarded. At least it was just DLC canon that was retconned, rather than the entire first game which is basically what ME2 did with it's "durr that epic quest to stop the Reapers accomplished nothing, they're still coming"

>Reapers being so easily destroyable
Different kinds of Reapers. Sovereign was one of their most advanced/strongest, and it gives them more depth if they're not all literal clones. Also this contradicts your other complaint about the Reapers being so overpowered.

>Everything to do with Cerberus was fucking awful.
Agreed, but they should never have been major players in the goddamn first place.

>None of your choices mattered or played out in any substantial way in ME3.
>He fell for the "10293582 endings!" meme

>All those squadmates you spent time getting to know, doing loyalty missions for, and keeping alive during the suicide mission in ME2 were relegated to background characters.
Most of them had pretty significant roles in the story even if you didn't get to use them.

>>341432314
Did you ever have to switch weapons in 2?
The Mattock burns through ammo, sure, but the only reason to even use it is if you're a soldier since then its damage output increases massively, and if you have adrenaline rush active you should be aiming at heads anyway

>>341432481
Video game romances are cancer.

>>341430860

Different studio, if the same company. I did like Inq. Especially if you played a female Elf and romanced Solas. Really gave the ending and DLC some weight.

>>341432594
Captain Crunch

also
>bioware forums

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>>341432337
>muh forced gay meme stuff
Can we stop this?

>Be honest /v/. How hyped are you?

Zero.

I played all the 3 MEs and never liked them.

ME1: 3D visual novel
ME2: We want the CoD audience
ME3: We want the ME1 players back, but we can't write a good history

>>341432594
>people on the bioware forums

That's your answer.

>>341430226
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>>341432408
Right, but if you bring a squadmate with an AoE defence stripper applicable to the mission, you can strip the defences of 3-4 enemies with the press of a button.

And it's not like you're bringing them solely to defence strip either, because those skills work as crowd control if you need them to as well.

If you walk into a room and see four enemies with shields, a quick Garrus overload followed by a Jacob pull will have all those enemies floating in the air with two button presses. It's not like it was particularly inconvenient to do.

>>341432287
Sure, marketers "bombarded" /v/ a year after release by making a thread a week

>>341432558
Beefy Ben

>>341432752
Well given your descriptions of the games I have to assume you didn't actually play any of them.

>>341432080
>Romances were also fucked, especially the ME2 ones

I don't agree, except for Miranda.

Tali/Garrus had a lot of content for the waifu/husbandofags.

Thane died, but you knew from ME2 that he had a terminal case of space AIDs so I'm not sure what anyone expected.

Jacob was definitely fucked, so I guess if you were one of the six people who romanced him you'd have a point.

>>341432173
I cant even play ME2/3 on anything less than insanity cause the shield/barrier/armour mechanic actually matters and makes me consider my team.
Lower difficulties are a breeze since you can spam overpowered biotics and not give a fuck cause most enemies are weak to them.
ME3 made this even better with Biotic/Tech combos and Fire/Ice explosions being so fucking useful and fun. ME3 had best combat and that is shown best in the fact it has damn good multiplayer using those same mechanics.

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>>341432596

Female krogan and turian romances fucking when?

>>341432337
Tch, "Reaper" is a derogatory term fraught with microagressions against an obviously discriminated-against group, ME3 encourages genocide against a gestalt minority just because of their differing belief system, and you biologicals need to check your fleshy priviledge and respect our pronouns!

>>341432686
BioWare has different studios?
>>341432682
This

>>341432785

Wow, it reads almost like an Emo Kylo Ren post, or that fucking edgy Sonic meme image that occasionally pops up. I remember that. Fuck ME3 all over again.

>had three whole games to show us what an entire race of aliens looked like
>they show it in ME3
>it's just a photoshoped photo of a human

I am never buying a bioware game ever again.

>>341432920
We need more Asari romance. I want a romance where you can fuck some Asari mother and her daughter.

>>341432654
I used it as a Vanguard in 2 on insanity cause shotguns arent worth it. Mattock is best gun but I ran out of ammo a lot. So I usually brought the trusty Phalanx as a sidearm and switched frequently.

>>341432796
I'm not saying it was completely impossible, just insanely boring because it was slower than a gun-focused class
>have Garrus strip shields
>let Jack use pull
>warp
>enemy explodes and slightly staggers faggots with armor
>have to wait for cooldown
ME3 biotics were better

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>>341432920
>ppl like this are real

>>341432998

Yes? One makes DA, the other ME.

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none
I don't even get why they had to go all the way to Andromeda to get a story going.
Could it be they realized they painted themselves into a corner and couldn't blank-slate a story anymore?

I don't know if I should find this funny or sad.
RIP Mako and exploran and elevators and huge amount of skills and good writing and cooldown weapons and non-shared power-cooldowns.

>>341428305
Pretty hyped

Might play through the trilogy again desu

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>>341432682
>there are people who play Bioware games for the gameplay or story

>>341433090
>cause shotguns arent worth it
What?
Just use that 1 shot one (Eviscerator? I don't remember)
Definitely better after a charge than the fucking Mattock

>>341432998

Yep, they do. It's the reason I still play Dragon Age, despite having sworn off touching Mass Effect with a ten shoot shit-tipped stick.

>>341429545
>Pre ME3, /v/ loved Mass Effect
>Post ME3, /v/ never loved mass effect

This board just goes what the hivemind does

>>341433140

If you're gonna pretend fuck aliens, make it real ones, not painted humans. Except Twileks, those are cool.

>>341432745
>character that was straight in first game becomes homosexual in third game
>not forced

There's nothing to be hyped about until they actually show us something that isn't CGI

>>341432785
>literally vanguard charge into him so hard that he has to back off cause shepard's too scary
>still get this

>>341433192
>RIP elevators
What? Those were easily the worst part of ME1
Also, remember that time they made the loading screens in ME2 a static animation that always plays to the end? Good times

>>341433258
Stonger enemies on insanity can survive it, and Eviscerator takes forever to fire again. Plus it as few shots before reloading. The shotguns just suck against non-mooks while the Mattockis great against everything.

>>341432785
Cerberus managed to clone kai leng.
He will be back in andromeda.
Get hype.

>>341433390

We saw a few glimpses of ingame stuff in the E3 trailer. Not much though.

>>341433362

Kaidan was so fucking homo in ME1. Him wanting Shepard's dick in ME3 only made sense.

>>341433140
>not wanting to fuck aliens
come on, guy, don't be lame

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>Best Biotics arent even in the campaign
Smash and Lash are so fucking fun holy shit
Every time I lash an enemy and send them fucking sailing through the skies I cant help but giggle with satisfaction

I think Bioware purposely tanked 3s ending to direct the conversation away from the issues that 3 had. Just some core things about that game that are not good.


Hell Mass Effect 2 had some huge fucking issues to but people only remember the excellent Shadow Broker DLC and not the horse shit stuff in the regular game.

>>341433031
Fuck, I had forgotten that happened. I swear it must have been an "oh shit" moment where they realized they'd been lying out their asses about having a design for suitless Quarians since the first game and were like a month from release, so one of their graphics design guys grabbed the first fucking stock photo they found on Google and photoshopped it.

>>341433417
The difference between story and gameplay is hilarious sometime
>oooooh Saren is a scary superpowered Geth Ghost now
>pull
>singularity
>throw
>repeat

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>>341433418
>not being retarded
>you

They were fucking great and are ten times better than loading screens. The amount of dialogue and inter-squadmates dialogues turned them from walking meatbag with pewpew/powwow abilities into actual characters.

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Being hyped for anything Bioware makes should be a bannable offense on /v/. It's the lowest of the low.

>>341433747
I took Energy Drain as my bonus on insanity and it made Kai Leng fight at the end a joke
Oh shit my shield is down I guess I'll just take yours Kai hope you dont mind

>>341433418
Literally one of the best parts of ME1.
They made the world feel more contiguous and large, instead of tiny one-room setpieces.

>>341433336
>>341433606
I want fuck ayys but only hot ayys. Turians? Kroans? Not attractive at all.
you will never fuck Mission, feels bad

>>341433813
>>341433881
Yeah I liked the part where I had to wait 30 seconds after hearing a news report
Having a good idea does not mean it's implemented well
See also: Fucking Mako "exploration" of empty planets

>>341433547
My point still remains, we've still not seen enough.

>>341430534
>We spend the entire game fighting the Collectors
No, we spent 2.5 mission fighting the collectors.
We spent the entire game gather members for our secret club.

>>341433981
>not attractive
get out of my sight you bad person.

really, though, I can understand no krogans, but you don't find turians the least bit attractive?

Is 3 worth getting right now if I just want to play the multiplayer? Or is it dead? Because I remember playing it back when the demo came out but the whole games sorry being shit turned me off getting it for a very long time.

>>341432621
>From the original game you are LITERALLY space-jesus. Don't make it sound like 3 was the first game that did this

There's a difference between being a renown wrecking ball and being the only person in the galaxy capable of doing anything. As I said virtually every mission in ME3 felt contrived. In the original game the events happening around you felt like the natural results of the plot. In ME3 everything felt orchestrated to jerk the player off.

>So first you're galactic babysitter and then you're irrelevant? Pick one, buddy
I'm referring to the fact that the things you're doing don't feel plot-relevant. You know the scientists are working on some stupid kill switch and it makes everything you're doing to fight the reapers until then feel like killing time because you know nothing substantial is going to happen until the magical mcguffin is finished. This has nothing to do with the Reapers leaving planets decimated. I'm not complaining that Shepard didn't salvage every planet he fought for. I'm talking about bad storytelling and plot structure here.

>Honestly the Arrival DLC itself was retarded
I was hoping that Shepard got tricked into destroying the Mass Relay for no reason, but Bioware didn't have the guts to do that plot unfortunately. Regardless, my point is that it seems kinda dumb for the Reapers to have given a shit about that Mass Relay when they can just fly over so quickly anyway.

>Also this contradicts your other complaint about the Reapers being so overpowered.
I never complained about Reapers being overpowered. I wish they had been far more powerful but fewer in numbers, if anything.

>He fell for the "10293582 endings!" meme

I didn't expect multiple endings, but it would have been nice to see a few missions play out differently here and there depending on choices made in previous games. A few missions here and there having sadder or happier outcomes based on prior choices was not too much to ask.

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>>341434007
Fuck you that was relaxing and fun.
And 'it could be improved' =/= 'Let's slash it'.
It's bioware modus and it's disgusting.

>>341434175
Sure bro, he's the weird one for not wanting to fuck reptiles
Having a fetish it's great but don't be silly and pretend everyone shares it

>DA:I was good
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QK-t-4Ru4

>>341432192
1 had the best gameplay though from an RPG perspective. If you think 3&2 are better you might prefer things like Gears of War, Uncharted and such over actual videogames.

>>341434495
Man Smudboy tanked his entire channel with the fucking DA:I videos.

>>341434431
>And 'it could be improved' =/= 'Let's slash it'.
Not an argument, BioWare being retarded and just because they scrap entire systems does not mean the terribly-implemented ones are magically better
>Fuck you that was relaxing and fun.
I'll give you relaxing (unless you have to use more than one elevator in which case it just becames grating) but staring at an elevator moving through a tube is not fun, no matter how retarded you are

>>341434267
Depends on platform
Its active on PS3, played it today and had no problem finding games. I hear its pretty dead on PC though

The worst thing about it: you won't be able to try it.

>>341428305
How can anyone be hype for a bioware game in this day and age. You must not remember their fall from grace when they went under EA.

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>>341434175
>get out of my sight you bad person
I don't want to fuck reptile-like ayys. Come on m8 how this is attractive

>>341434392
If I'm reading you right, all of the issues you have are pretty much present in all three games. I actually agree with you for the most part, but I don't get why you're singling out 3 in particular. It has the same number of faults, and a lot of the same faults, as 1 and 2 but just a different tone.

Honestly I'm a bit confused now, because most people who dislike 3 are just edgy shitposters who were angry because it leaned in a more "paragon" direction as opposed to 2's "renegade."

>>341434495
It's not a bad game either.
It's just meh.

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>>341432192
The only thing that saves ME2's squadmates are Legion and whatshisnameagain Zaeed.
And I'd still take ME1's gameplay over ME2 anyday. I haven't played ME3 enough but I really fucking hated the SHO KEWL EXECUTIONS OMNITOOL

>>341434592
Apparently the RPG perspective is to have shitty combat then cause ME1 plays like ass. Clunky as fuck movement, cover that barely works, no fucking strategy just spam whatever class abilities till you win

>>341433314
>pre ME3 people loved ME1 and were conflicted on ME2
>post ME3 people still love ME1 and realized bioware didn't learn from the mistakes of ME2 and came to the conclusion it was where things went downhill

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>>341428305
>Be honest /v/. How hyped are you?

Allow me to give you an update on my status regarding Mass Effect.

I'M STILL FUCKING ANGRY

I feel NOTHING even close to hype for this fucking game
The storyline and universe is ruined; the well is poisoned, there is no going back. Every time I feel even the slightest inkling of desire to play Mass Effect again I just remember how fucking terrible Mass Effect 3 was and I spiral into a grief-fueled rage spin and then I go off onto another one of these stupid fucking rants. Am I autistic? Probably; ME3 was so fucking stupid it made me retarded.

How the FUCK do they think they're going to make another Mass Effect game after the fucking joke that was the last game? Unless the MC of this game is being sent back in time to assassinate half of Bioware's staff before ME2's DLC was complete in order to avert the terrible tragedy of ME3 then there is NO FUCKING POINT in making a new game. You would need to retcon the ENTIRE last fucking game to salvage the universe in which ME takes place.

Mass Effect is fucking over, Bioware is just the fucking asshole standing over the grave of the franchise it murdered, furiously jerking off over 'muh FeMC' while justifying itself frantically to all the other funeral attendants.

I am literally more excited for ass cancer than this game. Fuck you for posting this.

>>341434392
A lot of the side missions do end different depending on if you earned the respect of the squadmates in ME2.

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>>341434634
>systems does not mean the terribly-implemented ones are magically better
It does when there are no replacements.

Also, the relaxing bit was in relation to the mako and exploring.

>>341434781
>Zaeed swearing that much
nope
>I haven't played ME3 enough but I really fucking hated the SHO KEWL EXECUTIONS OMNITOOL
I think I only used the heavy melee attack in the tutorial and then never again

>>341434781
>Africa
>tigers
Okay I don't expect everyone to know that tigers are native to Asia, but come on
Even if you think there are tigers in Africa, why would you not mention fucking lions instead?

>>341434447
I'm just saying they aren't alien like krogan are alien, they're painted humans with a different face

>>341434729
playful eyes and a smirk-like mouth that you could kiss without getting jabbed by something, could stroke the head lovingly just like an asari

then again, maybe I'm too far down the pervert hole to know how off this is

>>341434617
it didn't have the ME3 ending reaction to inflate view numbers with viewers looking to validate their disappointment

>>341429346

I see david gaydar is somehow still fucking up everything hd touches.

>>341434994
The fancy Omnitool stuff only really comes up in Multiplayer.
Also that renegade move where you punch Kai Lengs sword and fucking stab him, and that part is the best thing related to Kai Leng in the game.

>>341434816
Mm. No doubt you think Witcher 1 also had bad gameplay and classic RPGs like Fallout 1&2 or Deus Ex etc. have bad gameplay.
I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just implying you're a literal underage consolepleb who prefers McDonald's to a quality sushi

>>341434965
>assassinate half of Bioware's staff before ME2's DLC

But Lair of the Shadow Broker is literally the best mission across all three games.

>>341435316
>But Lair of the Shadow Broker is literally the best mission across all three games.

It wasn't good enough to justify ME3.

>>341429705
are you seriously implying that 1 was a good RPG?

>>341431003
I bet it's modeled after one of the trannies they hired.

>>341435310
>sushi
top kek

>>341428305
I'll play it if they didn't make it too casual. I'm not expecting much after the shitfest that was ME3

>>341435260
That's not perverted, just autismal
Do you think this is the thought process of a normal person?
>oh yeah nice lips
>cute eyes as well
>what a qtpi, who cares that she doesn't have any fucking skin or a female human bone structure

>>341435310
Fallout, Deus Ex and witcher didnt have a conver system that barely works and the ai doesnt even use and no fucking depth at all in its RPG mechanics.
Seriously Mass Effect 1 played like total shit. How is it even good? Its not the shooting, cause you just hold the button till the things dies dps race, its not the abilities cause they're simple as fuck and arent even needed to kill anything ever, and its not the equipment system cause its as simple as equip gun with better damage = success cause they all do the same shit.
Even the mods barely matter, all you ever need is the organic damage and synthetic damage ones. Insanity makes the gameplay even worse by added enemies that use immunity, which effectively makes them invincible and only Warp can potentially counteract it.

>>341435574
>not after the shitfest that was ME2
ME2&3 are the exact same garbage

>>341428305
Well lets see, they have shown no gameplay demos in the two years they've been shilling it out and it comes out in less than a year with it's original release date being this year. They've have shown nothing of substance and every Bioware game since ME2 has shown a measurable exponential drop in quality.

At this point I'd be surprised if one of the intergalactic explorers didn't mention they were a homosexual in every conversation. Because when you are venturing out into a new galaxy what the commander of the mission really cares about is your sexual orientation.

>>341435679
Jeez, next you'll be saying you don't want to fuck the stars, or build a machine to do it for you.

>>341435843
No. ME2 was entertaining at the very least. And you could interact with your crew. ME3 was a complete disaster from start to finish.

>>341434965
How can you be passionate/autistic enough about the series to write this large, unsolicited, non-pasta post but not recognize what a travesty ME2 was?

I -cannot- and probably will -never- understand how people got this outraged over ME3 yet not only tolerate ME2 but actually PRAISE it. Honestly THAT triggers me just as much as the so-called shittiness of 3, or its ending, or whatever-the-fuck, triggers people like you.

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>>341434935
>conflicted on ME2

Newfag, please leave

>>341428305
0/10

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Not very

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>>341435554
The fictional characters in the trailer are all far less attractive than the people they showed developing the game.

>>341436946
>expecting quality animations

Remember how easy Archangel was to shoot because his model didn't fit properly on the wall? Any cutscene in any Bioware game has at least a million problems.

The good side about your image? The armor and weapon design look good. The armor is out there, I guess similar to the Cerberus Lasher armor. Glad to see gun designs returning. Colors seem a bit flat. No idea what that amorphous blob is next to the character.

>>341437664
>expecting
I never expected anything but shit, hence "Not very"

>>341434781
>if you are not back by 79
What does this mean?

>>341437489
Ryder could be improved with CaC. Hopefully we'll be able to edit their defaults, unlike how they handled Sheploo.

If the would just remove the eyebrows the Asari would be fine, honestly. We've already seen ugly ones, and Liara set a high standard. I wouldn't mind one more less than perfect Asari.

>>341437664
Why would you shoot Garrus

>>341437489
>filename
But this girl is actually cute.

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>there is a citadel in the Andromeda galaxy
>this implies there are reapers in Andromeda
Really? That makes it literally impossible to have any relatively ancient race, and means these races are shoehorned into the exact same "stranded" situation as the Milky Way. That is if there are any new species, knowing BioWare it'll probably be "wow what do u know the Asari, Hoomans, and Turians came here wun million bazillion years ago and just woke from cryo after the reapers left makes u think wow so cleaver"

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I genuinely like Bioware games so I'm decently hyped. Didn't see any actual gameplay though so its not much hype

Bioware is nothing but die-hard tumblr users, it's no surprise they'd take the Asari and make them ugly.

Think about it, if you were a company putting out a trailer, wouldn't you put shit that's pleasing to the eye in it?

That's the best they have.

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Literally reusing character models, only slightly tweaking them

>>341437834
Fair enough

>>341437915
The mercs were. You could see his fat ass neck collar from miles away.

>>341438026
What?
And, what if the Reapers were extra-galactic and harvested both galaxies? It's not impossible, they just trade off energy harvested from each galaxy to travel to the next. Since it would be the height of the Milky Way harvest, Andromeda would be free to grow and develop.

I could see them having a plot point involving Andromeda's Sovereign enacting some failsafe since the MW Reapers were destroyed.

I pre-ordered the ME3 DDE and DS2 whatever versions. Both games I have been massively disappointed in.

>>341428305
Wouldn't say I'm hyped but I want it to be good. I like Mass Effect and want it saved.

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>>341438020
She is. My point is, characters in video games shouldn't look more off-putting than real-life people, if I wanted to look at uggos all day, I'd buy a mirror, not a console.

>>341430496
>Curry Thunder

Bullshit, you can't even poo in the loo how can you possibly make 3 pointers?

>>341438237
This are two different character models. And besides if that's Ryder, she'll be editable.

>>341438127
They really aren't though. Sure some modelers, lots of artists and one or two writers like to push political agendas. But it's not their end goal. Their job is to sell games.ake profit. EA pushes LGBT agendas, Bioware reciprocated. Doesn't mean that niche market is buying the game. But if you could secure those purchases, wouldn't you?

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>>341438237
>sera

>>341438292
That means that the reapers that harvest Andromeda are exclusive from the ones that harvest Milky way. This also means there will be mass relays. Why take this effort to make a new galaxy if the races are reliant on reaper tech just the same as pre reaper Milky Way? They are passing up a huge opportunity to introduce alternate forms of FTL, and races older than the ones in ME1-3. Just a fucked opportunity, is all.

>>341432558
Biggs McLargehuge

>>341438762
>EA pushes LGBT agendas, Bioware reciprocated.

BioWare's had gay characters since like 2003.

>>341438941
>they are passing up a huge opportunity to have a game in the Mass Effect series not include mass effect

>>341432558
Biff Truckstick

>>341435274

he doesnt work at bioware anymore and never worked on mass effect

try again

>>341439289
>Mass Relays are the only way you can effect mass

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>>341428305
No EDI no buy

>>341438941
I was saying if there are Reapers in Andromeda, they are the same ones as in the Milky Way.

>>341439092
And it can be done well. Remember Jade Empire? Remember the lesbian sex orgies? Remember the cool gay dude that wasn't all in your face, because you didn't have to interact with him.

As a straight man, I see no reason to write gay stories. But a gay man, especially in America and Canada where they are "oppressed classes" will want to represent himself and others through his media. But that doesn't make all the Bioware writing staff faglords, or deny them the ability to write good stories. I hate Gaider, but he wrote good, heterosexual stories.

>>341439742
How about a good robot companion that doesn't rely on the voice access to carry the character.

>>341430285
>Half of the Team are filler
>The plot is fucking filler
>I can't shoot everyone from Cerberus in the face
>"You died, but we resurrected you, lol"

>>341434781
Based zaeed.

"I got ice cream once. 10 batarians and 2 of my men died that day."

>>341440028
Then they'd be destroyed.
I wish BioWare would've chosen the Synthesis ending. That would have been so much more interesting to pursue.

>>341440195
Synthesis and Control are dead-end endings. Synthesis, especially if handled literally, would have been too much for the Bioware writing staff to convey effectively. I won't lie I'm biased towards Destroy and Indoctrination Theory. I just see no way of continuing any plot in the Milky Way after Refuse, Synthesis, and Control. Hell, even 2 out of the 3 Destroy endings don't leave much. Starting in another Galaxy is a good idea, but if they were to bring back themes from the Milky Way, they better be prepared to handle it well.

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>>341428305
You couldn't imagine how hyped i was for Mass Effect 3. besides the SJW content and the ending i enjoyed it thoroughly. DA:I was pretty good so im sure that the game will be great. Of course EA will have a shit ton on DLC and cut content..

Try to be optimistic for once guys.

>>341438762
>This are two different character models
They're the same.

All they did for the ME one is elongate her head a bit, gave her new hair and eye color/brows, normal ears, made her nose less wide.

It's Sera's model.

>>341440654
You say we should be optimistic but you fail to take out viewpoint into consideration (BioWare is a shell of its former self and only makes shitty games)
Good on you for having taste terrible enough to enjoy these games but that doesn't mean we should be optimistic for a fucking BioWare release these days

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I just played Mass Effect 1, it was repetitive and boring, didn't care to finish it or try any other ME, so I don't give a flying fuck about ME Andromeda.

>>341428305
zero hype for this piece of shit. they clearly have the tumblrites from dragon age working on it. it will be a disaster.

>>341432594
Kai Leng pissed in Anderson's plant pot.

>>341440747
I sincerely doubt they are the same models.

But I wouldn't doubt it's the same modeler.

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My girlfriend works at EA so I can get it for $10... so about $10 worth of hyped.

>>341441764
Bioware is renown for recycling shit.

>>341428305

>anyone on /v/
>being hyped after the shitshow that was ME3, DA2, DAI, SWTOR

no, just get right the fuck off this site right now and go back to niggit, all of you retarded fucks

>>341441826
Why do all selfie whores hold their phones in retarded ways?

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I would just like to remind everyone, that this person is writing for the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxSmrb_O8Ng

>>341429545
2 had fun characters and dialogue, but that's it.

>>341442126
Do they? Usually they hold it pretty normal and close to the body

>>341428305
another take cover shooter dialogue.

>>341442215
She was also virtually murdered countless times.
>then you see the hacker using the exploit in question and it's a guy with a cone on his head forcing people to play stripper animations
The horror.

>>341428305
Hyped, over what?
Bioware didn't show a fucking thing at E3. It was their chance to get fans hyped, and they did nothing. For a game that is only like 7 months from launch and this was it's last E3 showing, they sure as fuck did a poor job of showing off their new game.

Interested to see more.

And that's about as far as you're going to get.

>>341440747
Yes, anon, you're absolutely right.

BioWare literally sit in their cushy offices all day, drinking champagne and educating themselves on the feminist manifesto on tumblr. They intricately plan how to screw true fans like you over at every opportunity while they engage in group hormone replacement sessions. Half of them have already castrated themselves, and live communally in a vaguely tribal matriarchal structure. Offspring is shared amongst the tribe, but the """men,""" if you can call them that anymore, are sidelined as servants and breeding stock for the female ruling class. The females themselves exist in a hierarchical structure, with the ugliest, most unpleasant, and most disfigured being the highest ranking. They do all of this, instead of actually producing games, while laughing derisively at all the poor saps they've managed to con out of their hard-earned cash, all while biding their time until the glorious day when they'll have infested the upper echelons of society to the extent that they can abolish currency altogether and replace it with a system whereby wealth redistribution is regulated by how much vicarious social outrage you can generate.

Truly, these are dark days we live in.

>>341429705
How was it a "bad" game?
ME2 was an overall solid game.
>b...but muh exploration
Which was shit in ME1.
>b...but muh story
Story was indeed simple, still wasn't a bad story.

>>341428305
I wont play it.
For me story ended with ME2.

>>341429721
That's not Liara.

>>341442215
And it's the Creative Director's job to rein in any stupid shit the writers do. Plus, she's only an assistant writer.

>>341442943
Thiz

>>341443013
I liked the exploration in ME, and the combat.

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>>341442943

>mfw david gaider quit tumblr because he was sick and tired of social activism
>average /v/irgin thinks that David gaider is a chest beating, cock cage wearing numale cuck who would kill you in a second for not being feminist enough

sigh

>>341443253
Fuck off Gaydar, we hate you because you're a shit writer

>>341443383
Except he's done good work. Which, I guess, makes the really bad work he's done extra bad.

I'm going to play it fo sho but there is just no way I'm gonna buy it.

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>>341443212
That doesn't stop her from having any influence on the direction it takes.
This is Bioware we are talking about afterall.

>>341433140
>where do you think you are.jpeg

>>341429710
Weapon customization is a joke
Level design is crap
"Harder" difficulty just makes enemies bullet sponges
Squadmate AI still retarded
Ending
Less squadmates with less dialogue
Multiplayer in-game cash shop
That stock photo of Tali
The story
Ruined the enigma of the Reapers

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>looking forward to Bioware releases
>ever

>>341443690
>implying it will get cracked

>>341443212
Then you are retarded.
The exploration in ME1 was shit. No way around that. It was basically landing on the same copy pasted world, drivingto the same copy pasted bunker. And shooting the same copy pasted enemies. It sucked!
>combat
Was also objectively the worst of the series.


The setting and music in ME1 is great. The story is mediocre. The cast is mediocre. The game has a ton of issues, but it gets a pass unlike the sequels.

>>341434729
Get out of here, normie.

>>341443776
I agree, she isn't who I would hire as a writer. I've just learned over time, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Under Bioware's direction Hamburger Helper managed to deliver some really good story. The video game industry has been infected by a political agenda, but that doesn't mean they won't put the integrity of their product before personal endeavors.

>>341444206
>Under Bioware's direction Hamburger Helper managed to deliver some really good story
Sure she did, shill

Ah man please let there be Drells, they're so cool. Thane was my favorite party member (other than Garrus) ;_;

>>341428305
>>341428305
>GayWare games

wew, I'd rather play a jap VN than bioware's new shlock. even if i end upon a scat route it'll be better than whatever bioware writes

>>341444601
Drell are weak faggots that are taken out by slight chest congestion.

>>341444601

I want a qt flat-chested drell lady to fuck.

>>341440195
>"Now robots goes to toilet" ending
>interesting

choose one

>>341444970
ayy fuck you

>>341444093
>you don't like what I don't like
> you must be retarded
I never said the gameplay was amazing or the pinnacle of design. I just said I liked it.

>>341444384
You can disagree with a person's political beliefs and still enjoy the content they produce, you know that, right?

Whatever books or comic books she made before working with Bioware sucked ass. Completely bombed. But under the right direction and subject matter, she did well.

>>341444601
Garrus and Javik was my bro squad

Even though Javik was often a condescending cocksucker

>>341445048
Shit character never bothered interacting with her after she became the resident sex bot

>>341445317
Name one good thing she wrote

Daily reminder that the lead writer of Andromeda was the lead writer of Halo 4.

>>341443013
ME2 "story" is a fucking joke

>>341443253
>now he doing social activism on twitter

>>341445701
I sometimes forget people who are ME fans actually believe they're above the common folk since they play "RPGs"

ME1, good game, definitely worth a playthrough
ME2, not as good, but worth a playthrough
ME3, combat improved, storyline is abismal, almost not worth a playthrough

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>>341428305
Trannies confirmed

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1234013

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>>341445357
You have shit taste anon

I hope you start the game by picking sex, gender and sexual orientation.

That way maybe you don't have to worry about constantly sidestepping conversational timebombs for anal rape when you talk with your teammates.

>>341445473
Basically all of Orzammar and the dwarves in it, she had a hand in. The Anvil of the Void quest was good too. After DAO they promoted her and she ruined Anders and fucked up Cassandra so much Gaider had to take over her character.

I'm not saying she or any of the Bioware writers are great, but they are capable and with the right leadership they can do marginally well.

>>341446227
It's good that in the far future, people still haven't found a treatment for gender dysphoria that isn't surgical castration

>>341446227
Is that the old leak or new stuff? Could you post the whole thing?

>>341446485
>gender and sex separate options

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>>341428305
not much

>>341442943
It's a know fact that they have very competent people, but the directors are asshats.

>>341446015
ME - Borderline-abysmal gameplay and scenario. Worldbuilding is literally the only thing that saves it. Story is very basic and clearly not plotted out for a proper trilogy.

ME2 - Absolutely shits on continuity in favor of a grrrrimdark edgy take on things. Gameplay is massively improved but it doesn't feel like an RPG anymore

ME3 - Writing alternates between massively improved and terrible, but the overall tone and direction is much closer to the first game. Also, it actually manages to deliver somewhat on the "world-ending destructive force," in contrast to the empty posturing of the first two games. Brings back some RPG elements but is still mostly shootan. Shit on by fans of ME2.

>>341446316

She is the epitome of what is wrong with post-1 Mass Effect.

Just fuck my reasonably hard-scifi, internally coherent space opera up with rule of cool characters that add no value to either story or its themes, and when it tries to do that it fails horribly, making no sense and clashing against previously established stuff and can't stand any closer inspection, shallow and ridiculous additions by writers that fail to understand the tone of the universe that the first game established.

>>341446990
>you will never have buyers remorse this hard

>>341447030
>with rule of cool characters that add no value to either story or its themes, and when it tries to do that it fails horribly, making no sense and clashing against previously established stuff

What? Mordin and Legion's dialogue in ME2 is some of the most well-written parts in the entire series.