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first for me

Mercy and Pharah belong together.

This is now OFFICIAL!!!!

>>145384595
Source? Or are you just sperging out?

Got potm with hanzo without ult

I can feel that im becoming less of a burden on my teams shoulders

guys you need to play tracer shes so fucking good

Daily reminder to switch heroes to fit the situation if you are the shitter that complains about muh winrates.

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>when a Reinhardt charges at you and you discord and down him before he touches you

Best feeling in Overwatch. Nothing compares.

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>>145384595
git out of here with your shit taste

>>145384648
it's a sperg

>>145384648
yuri shippers sperging out as usual

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Robot booty when?

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>>145384701
Nah fuck you

>Play a game of solo queue since my friends are at work or school
>going fine, hour goes by
>Get matched against seagull, play a few games, whatever
>Check his stream
>He has a five stack
WHY the FUCK did I get put against a five stack?

PSA

stop picking useless shit like zenyatta or dva or hanzo

>>145384690
tracers trigger me so I'l never go there.

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Zenyatta is the best

>>145384718
>shit taste
>posts probably the most mundane, generic, boring ass pairing in the history of made up relationships ever

TOP FUCKING STUFF M8 GOOD ON YA LAD

>>145384689
I rarely try to use Hanzo's ult to get kills anymore. I just throw it where lots of shit is going on and pick off people as they're running around.

Also something nobody thinks about: Hanzo's ult is big and bright and creates a big fucking wall you can't see through, it's like a flash bang for both teams. If only there was some way you could get little red outlines of the other team so you could shoot them but they can't shoot you back.

guys I got the cute genji spray does it mean I'm a good player now?

>>145384765
its your turn to lose

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>>145384718
He's the only one who heals the team while not being a support hero. Torb doesn't count because the armor's temporary.

>>145384753
xD Hue hue mordikaiser

>>145384765
overwatch, much like literally every other game where you can play as a party, has a matchmaking system designed to fuck over solo players as much as possible

>>145384848
We won pretty much half of them tho.

>>145384690
cheerslovethecavalryisheredoyouevergetthatfeelingofdejavucheerslovethecavalryisfeelingofdejavucheerslovecheerslovecheerslove

Sorry, I'm not into britbongs.

>>145384857
>>145384718
I don't care how bland it is.
76 & Mercy are cute together.

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>>145384774
>useless

dumb D.Va posters

odds new character announcement at pc e3?

>>145384708
>be roadhog
>enemy Reinhardt charges one of your dps or healers
>hook and pull him just before he makes impact
>teammate looks around in disbelief before moving their character again

>>145384701
but that's implying you aren't already playing a vital role like a tank or a support. or a widow to counter their widow.

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>>145384595
p u r e l o v e

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this is canon now

How would this make you feel?

>>145384946
you'd be doing better on almost every other hero

>>145384774
It's hilarious how posts like this basically admit "I'm in the shitter bracket"

If the hero doesn't play itself, you think it's worthless, no matter who's playing it

"Hanzo is worthless cuz he can't shoot". No. At your dogshit MMR he's worthless. When you get real games with real opponents he can shoot. Same with D.Va, Genji, Zenyatta, whatever. The game changes a lot when you have 12 people who know how to play.

Even if you know how to play your hero and you're still seeing Hanzos who can't aim, guess what. You're in the dogshit bracket and you just admitted it.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED CLIFF

CONSIDER SUICIDE ANIME FAGGOTS

>>145385012
This

tfw overwatch is for anime fans

-cliffyb

>>145384946
where win losses?

>>145384774
>dva
>useless
Nigga d.va is fun as fuck and she's useful for a lot of shit, she just cannot be the only tank on the field. She's a flanker, the only people other than tanks who even have a chance against her is Soldier with his heal up and the obvious McCree.

>>145385016
I-I want to be trained by Genji-chan!

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>>145385012
>>145385016

Cliffy B just called Overwatch the anime of modern shooters

How do >we feel about this?

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>tfw Hanzo is favorite character
>tfw can't hit shit with him and lose every game
I love his style, I just can't seem to ever hit moving targets like flying Pharahs

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post yfw patch notes this week include
>Widowmaker charge time increased by .05 seconds
>Widowmaker HP reduced to 195
>Widowmaker bodyshot damage reduced to 149

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OVERWATCH IS ANIME

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>Cliffy B's wife is a healslut main

Surprised level: not.

>>145385070
>>145385086
who

>>145384946
That honestly isn't good my friend.

>>145385068
there's no situation where a widow isn't better than a hanzo
lmaoing at this entire post when none of those heroes is picked in competitive play except maybe the odd zenyatta for his ult but apparently only in the shitter bracket are those heroes useless
still lmaoing

>>145385016
i would spam the voice lines to upset everyone

I'm going to be tracking every single match I play and whether or not I leave

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YwF9amVIP0KMkXLAa5_S2ZqGNrEfZq_jHuMkcjoN8hg

Is the porn archive worth downloading?

>>145385132

Cliff is absolutely correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zo3F7-G9ss

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Pharah!

ANIME

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>>145385012
>tumblr thinking women in their thirties act like 15 year olds

>>145385125
It takes some time to get used to how his arrows fly.
Give it some time. Soon you'll be "muh honor"ing all over the red team.
Fuck read team.

>>>/a/

>>145385180
>Who

t. average permavirgin overwatch player who also watches anime every single day

>>145385190
Tiers only matter at the highest level of play with a 6-stack communicating with each other. Something tells me you're not playing at that level.

>>145385243
Is mine!

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>>145385016
>anime
Nah

>>145385271
perhaps you should not be talking about mmr brackets then

>>145385123

He put actual grappling into his game instead of point to point tethers so he can say whatever he wants

>>145385235
I really really hate to admit this, but this gave me goosebumps allover my body

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OVERWATCH CONFIRMED FOR WEEBS

>>145385251
This

>>145385243
http://pastebin.com/FFrUqcAu

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>>145384437
Zarya's ult is so satisfying to use

they should increase junk's mine damage to 130

>>145385354
it's like shitty entry level anime like HxH not good anime

>>145385354
casual /= weeb

get your facts straight pseudo nerd

Is there a petition to make the Random Hero mode a regular mode? I have not had that much fun with the game since launch day.

>>145384774
>zenyatta and dva are useless
>hanzo is useless
I'll give you that most Zeny and Hanzo players are shit, but that doesn't make the character useless.

>>145385297

I want to touch Genjis butt.

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Oh no.
Some guy on the internet said the game I'm having fun with is for people who like anime.
All the fun I'm having is ruined.

>>145385251
>getting a mature, adult woman to forget her proper behavior and act like a blushing teenager again
>implying this isn't great

>>145385329
You're the one who thinks a hero being "high tier" or "low tier" has anything to do with contributing in a pub

Okay so Widow is better than Hanzo if you have an organized team playing for $500000. That doesn't mean some random person can't just pick Hanzo and destroy a pub. If your heroes abilities honestly influence how well you play personally rather than your skill then your skill is abysmally low to the point that you might as well just be a Medium Bot. Good players can pick a Zenyatta or D.Va and crush a pub game with them. Bad players have so little skill they have to pick high tier heroes and hope that they auto-play themselves.

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>brawl defense Hanamura
>get widow
>die
>get Mcree

its like they want me to be cancer

>>145385268

>cliffy
>relevant

aii pham

>>145385498
it's both now

It's been confirmed by one of the biggest name in gaming. You have two options, either kys or stop playing Overwatch.

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>>145385068
>t.hanzo getting carried by his team

But its cool that potg where you got three arrow spam kills back to back in a uneventful game versus a team full of even bigger shitters than you says otherwise.

Who is Cliffy B and why should I care

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>>145385286
I'll fite you

>Zap a bitch Genji trying to reflect me as Winston, literally my second least played hero.
"M1 nob"
"Reporting you"

>Pick Symmetra on attack
>Swarm of Huehuenese erupts from teamchat.

Shit, Brazil found Overwatch, didn't they :(

>>145384765

A stack probably left when they saw Seagull and didn't want to lose. If a stack leaves the MM just throws in whatever it got as fast as possible.

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>>145385554
>people are slinging this around as an insult
>on a korean manhwa image board for korean manhwa enthusiasts

>>145384774
>PSA
Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>>145385507
Random heroes is the equivalent to coin flips. You should play hearthstone, it fits your playstyle.

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THIS JUST IN E3
OVERWATCH CONFIRMED FOR ANIME FANS
OVERWEEBS BTFO

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>>145385243
>>145385656
Neither of you can have her, she is for Mercy and Mercy only

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What happened to this anon?

>>145385610
Well, I take option three then! Because I'm like the asshole kid in school that does change the rules all the time! OUTPLAYED

>Pharah
>POTG
>Gets pulled into Zarya ult
>Pharah ults while the entire enemy team is standing there thinking they're invincible
>Team Kill and like 2 shutdowns

lmao

>>145385625
>I pick Widow and get 2 kills all game
>that means I'm better than every Hanzo player in the world
>Widow is top tier after all ;)

>>145385640
>Who is Cliffy B

See I like how Overwatch gives fucking casuals a FPS to play so they stay the fuck away from other games but this just makes me sad.

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its this episode again

>>145385556
>implying that it isn't isn't great

>>145385736
The Overlewd begins.

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Huh.

I LOVE WIDOWMAKER

>>145385554
/v/ is reverse-trendy

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>>145385736

She's for dad you idiot

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>>145385251
As a self-admitted 30+er, they still do.

Sorry to ruin any hopes you have that people grow up.

>ill never seal pharah's helmet and fill it with water so she drowns

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>>145385736
>that midriff

Why are most Symmetras so fucking bad? Everytime during setup I have to be right in front of them and spam them for shields.

>>145385812
Please stop forcing that bad meme, nobody cares about your self insert fanfics here.

>>145385804
That's why we migrate to /vg/ so we can try to enjoy vidya for once in our lives.

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Is this the anime thread?

>>145385840
>I'm developmentally retarded so we all are

No.

>>145385738
He became Reaper

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>>145385736
MMEEERRRCCCYYY

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>>145385812
Dad belongs to grumpy uncle!

>>145385750
Hey faggot he isn't popular, start talking.

>>145385863
Because they're busy setting up their turrets somewhere that's going to be easily blown up.

>>145385068
Dva is objectively fucking garbage

>>145385016
>hyperlordosis
dropped

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>>145385802
>guy leaves match in the last 40 seconds to try and avoid a loss on his stat page
>joins the game again so he gets a double loss

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>>145385872

t. pharahxmercy poster

woah....

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>>145385803

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>>145385903

Yes

>>145385713
Didn't much care for Hearthstone, unfortunately. Didn't scratch the itch.

I enjoy having the team make the most of what it's got. Of course, that can backfire massively, like when someone picks Widow and just mashes her assault mode on the frontline...

Ah well.

why do 76 and Reaper both wear masks?

>playing Overwatch

Nice casual forced 50 meme game you got there

>>145385736
Mercy is like an Aunt to Pharah, cause Mercy knew Pharah's mother in the old Overwatch and is actually in her 60s just like Soldier 76.

Just setting some perspective for anyone if it makes them even more into their pairing.

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{Trigger Warning}

>Get a penta with rip tire
>potg is mcree high noon'ing two people and then flash fanning a 3rd
I'm disappointed

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>>145385812
Eww, just no.
Mercy only like girls, well one girl, Pharah

>>145385921
>Not called mercyafteranightwithpharah.jpg

>>145385507
I'm getting tired of carrying teams of people that never play more than 2 heroes

>>145385917
>still replies to anything with "No."
>thinks they know shit

reminder to stop playing hanzo because you're dogshit with him

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>>145385012
How can it be pure when the sex is purely out of lust?

>>145385016
Tumblr would lose their shit for having a canon trans character

>>145385736
Nope

>>145384938
Vanilla the best flavor

>>145385976
Why are you using the fact that I have better taste as an insult?

Just stop, it's embarrassing.

>>145385005
If a Widow is wrecking us I reckon Winston is a safer bet, maybe even D.va

>>145386053
GIT DOOG

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>playing Overwatch
What a fucking weeb.

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>>145385863
Doing what every other Symmetra player does

Sets up all their sentries in one single place so they can get blown up by a stray pharah rocket or junkrat grenade

Meanwhile they stand behind the team firing her charged right click and missing every time

>>145386005
>If you die, you lose your ult progress
>if your opponents get good picks and you got stuck as symetra on offense you have to feed yourself to them to switch

Not my playstyle.

>>145385125

Just keep practicing until you understand his projectiles. The key with any slow projectile characters is to making leading second nature.

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>>145385016

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I knew I was playing with shitters not because I had the most objective time as Genji, That's circumstantial. No, it was because I won that match. If a gold objective time genji wins the game someone must have shit the bed.

>>145386072
You're right, I'll wait till ranked comes so that I can learn new heroes there!


Fuck off with your bullshit m8

>>145386053
obviously youre the shitter bringing your team down, anon :^)

Why are people so obsessed with this chinese cartoon garbage tier shipping of le hurt soldier and healslut?

>>145385961
D.Va's kit is inherently broken, nobody should have all armor as health and be able to fly around wherever they want. If you're playing Overwatch and making decisions you can carry basically any game with her. If you're not playing Overwatch and just playing "your hero" and only doing one thing all game you'll have no idea how she works. Once you get to high MMRs you will see some good D.Vas but it sounds like it will take a while.

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>TFW binged on 50 boxes
>get every single player icon I didn't already have except the one I want

I feel dead inside. Maybe I'll get it sometime before level 200

>>145385936
This.

A Symmetra that doesn't shield is also going to be shit for turret placement, as well as probably fail at using her gun for either killing or suppression.

But hey, better to have a bad Symmetra than a bad Mei, right?

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>>145384690
I tried it last night
[/spoiler]and I liked it[/spoiler]

>>145386053
>28% accuracy
>Attack hero but not in top 3 damage
>8 deaths
You are part of the problem

>>145385467
Y tho?

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>>145386065
>>145386082

lol

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>>145385973
Why in the fuck doesn't leaving count as a loss?

Such a simple thing.

>pairing 76 with anybody

76 has no time for romance, he's got a war to fight. his true love is vengeance.

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>>145385812
This anon knows what's up.

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This skin looks so fucking nice in the dark.
>>145386250
But i have gold kills, i was lucio at the start and they wouldn't push with me.

>>145386326
so you can oneshot 250hp heroes with a good combo

>anime lovers

lmao

>>145386346
it does in mmr (supposedly)

they just need to make it count as a loss and joining a game in progress not count

>>145386357
Stop samefagging.

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>people ship mercy with everyone
>this just means I get more mercy

Pretty good

>>145386313
>implying i ever aim with genji
No need.
>Top 3 damage
I was playing lucio at the start, how am i supposed to not die when it's their entire team vs me and no one else?

Who gives a fuck what a retarday like cliffs b says

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>>145386049
>Aunt
>60s

Are you actually dumb or is this bait?

>>145384774
>PSA
lmao fucking reddit
>taking quick play seriously
cancer

please give me here_comes_dat_rat.jpg

>le overwatch is anime XD I'm so le Original

If one of these heroes are on your team you will lose: Widowmaker, Genji, Tracer. Experts relate the experience of having one of them on your team as being down a member.

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>>145386346
>Pharah
>traveling anywhere while she's ulting

>>145386261
>nobody should have all armor as health

Yea, that armor makes a whole lot of difference with a headshot hitbox the size of Texas. You can swing your dick around all you want but you're still full of shit.

>>145385917
You are trapped in your own mind.

Don't worry, anon, you should make it to 30 and realize I'm right. The nature of the acting like a teen changes, though, like some spank calling DYFS on you because she kicked your brother out of her house and slung child abuse accusations at your whole family.

She's now in a women's prison for fraud, so joke's on her.

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>>145386498
>pharah
>hero

>>145386482
>not aiming with genji
thank you for confirming your shitter status

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Nerf when?

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>>145386463
It is pretty good taste. She's the most balanced waifu who appeals to all with taste but without requiring kinks.

>>145386498
He is wrong about her age, but she did work with her mom. Could help or hurt considering her mommy issues.

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>>145386512

>>145386431

>it does in mmr

i can absolutely confirm it does not, i leave a shit ton and i get matched with pro players

>>145386623
In a couple of days

>>145386278
I have that one. i hate it

>>145386640
oh shit g'day

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>>145385749
>implying I give a shit about tiers
>implying I play widow
>implying that hanzo players are even able to get 2 kills a game

Hanzo players suck 99% of the time im just telling it how it is, I see plenty of good genjis, zenyattas, and symmetras but hanzo players always are shit.

>>145386498
Yes, Mercy has been alive for a lot more than just 37 years. No amount of nanomachines or whatever the fuck changes that.

>>145386580
They literally had to remove all her damage before releasing the game because she was completely broken and they don't know how to buff her because any small change will mean she's broken again

Learn to play, and not in those awful games you play where "hanzos are shit" or whatever. There's a whole game you don't know about.

>>145386595
>airing your dirty laundry

Not as mature as you think m8

>>145386049
Pharah is barely into her late 30s. She was not part of the OG Overwatch team.

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Just fuck my winrate up.

>>145385068
Dva is only good for distracting players with her mech, which by the way has a huge hitbox and critbox.

>>145385107
>fun
ok

>flanker
Not with that damage she ain't, plus, she's meant to tank.
Dva clearly needs a rework, her current standing makes her more of an defense hero than a tank.

>play Hanzo, Genji, Zenyatta, Symmetra
>realize I'm useless and not helping my team in any way
>swap hero

>>145384690
Got her in the brawl a few times. Once I got the hang on her kit, she was so fucking fun and great for fucking up the backline/forcing a chase.

>>145386640
oh shit gidday

>>145386065
Don't you have a club to get shot up at you disgusting dyke?

>>145386763
>Junkrat
>76
>Pharah
>Reinhardt
every single fucking time

>shitter picks widowmaker
>gets absolutely decimated by enemy team constantly
>can't hit shit
>tell him to just pick something else since it's not working for him
>OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD PLAY I PLAY HOW I WANT CUNT WHAT THE FUCK STFU

>>145386742
I never said i didn't act like a dumb teenager too, further proving my point :^)

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The secret to Zenyatta potg is having nothing happen the entire game

Also, settings for best webm quality?

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>>145386693
>over 600 games since release
>multiple gold medals almost every game
>51% winrate
>still get paired with trash that allows me to get 4 gold medals with d.va

>>145386763
Counter it with Widow, Junkrat, Pharah, Hanzo, etc.

ezwinnore

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Blizzard hears your cries and allows you to blacklist ONE (1) map of your choice.
Which do you pick?

>Mercy and Pharah have amazing synergy in-game, they were practically designed for each other
>Mercy and 76 is well uhh 76 can heal her back and that's really it, nothing more what a health pack around the corner can do

lmao really? there's no chance you turbo nerds, but stay delusional

and since blizzard is a progressive liberal company there's gotta be at least one female gay couple in the game and there's no better candidate than those two

sorry but case closed

>>145386764
>Not with that damage she ain't,
She can win a 1v1 against Reaper at point blank.

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Mccree is dead, long live reaper.

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WEABOOOOS

>tfw you melee prematurely as Reaper
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>145386895
Anubis or Industries when I'm attacking.

>>145386895
Anubis.

Although I'd rather them allow me to pick maps/game modes when I queue for the quick play.

>>145385610
>one of the biggest names in gaming
Don't make me laugh.

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>>145386764

You can sort of see what she's supposed to do as a tank though. She's great at denying damage ults and she can literally push people away from the people you want to protect.

It's too bad your mech is made out of cardboard and it takes forever to earn a new one.

>>145386607
>Aiming with genji
>Implying anyone aims in this game
It's not needed.

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>>145386261
She is a shit Winston 8 times out of 10. Whatever you did with her, Winston would have done it better

>>145384774
Hanzo is amazing, and Zenyatta is pretty great as long as you aren't expecting super heals from him.

>>145386945
No she can't because Reaper can 2shot her mech point blank.

>>145386832
t. Reaper

>>145386796
Hanemura definitely

>>145386504
>being this reddit that you know reddit lingo

>>145387036
>completely nullify a High Noon, Rocket Barrage and DIE DIE DIE
>Winston would have turned into pulp immediately

>>145386498
She hasn't 'aged a day' since she entered overwatch. She entered in her 30s. That was supposed to be decades ago.

Reaper and Tracer can't age. Everyone else did. Mei froze herself, Mercy used magic science to keep herself young.

76 aged.

Zenyatta players, can you explain to me how you get 90% time on fire every single time I get matched up with one?

>>145385107
Nah, while the rest of his post was shit D.VA is useless.

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>>145386914
>Soldier 76 can heal her back, provides her a target to boost to with his rapid movement, benefits amazingly well with his ult.
>Pharah can give her a flight target, benefits her from falling off ledges and benefits amazingly well with her ult.

>One provides a self insert as well as a good story where one helps heal the broken hero while also dealing with her own mental issues.
>One is cute and gay for the masses as well as gives a good story about moving on from the past and accepting yourself for who you are, not the judgement of others.

It's almost like people have different tastes and can be respected for it

>>145387141
>gets accused of being reddit
>responds with y-y-youre reddit...
like clockwork

>>145387141
>being this reddit that you know reddit

I wish I were good at sniping so I could play as the big-bootied purple French girl and not feel like a dickhead

>>145387197
We walk in harmony

>>145387010
>It's too bad your mech is made out of cardboard and it takes forever to earn a new one.

nigger what?
Her pistol is a beast and all you have to do is spam at the enemy team and you get a new one in like 15 secs at most.

>>145387197
Get good?
i have 2 hours on fire with him.

>>145387101

An ordinary reaper bodyshot deals 70 damage on her.

No idea what a headshot does.

Overall McCree is much worse for D.Va though.

>>145387193
>She entered in her 30s

Source?

>>145387197
You gotta hit that mf orb of discord and land headshots.

>>145387010
>It's too bad your mech is made out of cardboard and it takes forever to earn a new one.
The fuck? It takes me a few seconds most of the time.

>>145387271
You dont have to be good at sniping to be a decent Widow

>>145387236
What about a PharahXSoldier 76XMercy threesome?

>>145387010
I get the intention but her ass looks like a fucking cauliflower.

And you can get a new mech pretty fast, stick with teammates and poke easy targets from afar

Why is Widowmaker still in the game, she should be removed till she can be balanced.

is the forced 50% meme real ? literally everybody in my friendslist is around 50% Winrate +-3%

>>145387236
>a good story where one helps heal the broken hero
>a good story
No

>>145387397
le hot monkey dick and then die immediately to her 5 teammates

I feel like Reaper deserves a M2 attack, maybe his grenade launcher that was in the reveal cinematic?

>>145387358
Soldier wouldnt be down for that nonsense

>>145387151
Also shuts down a Bastion sentry long enough for someone to blow it the fuck up.

>>145387320
Armor isn't applied to each pellet, but to the whole burst.

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>>145386832
Don't cut yourself on that edge there sweetie~

>>145386761
>late 30s
She is 32, it quite literally saysages on the blizzard website

>>145387327
See: >>145387327

>>145387294

If you are lucky.

Or everyone is already dead and grouping up at that point and you're still running around in your useless zero suit form when the next push comes.

Or you're on attack and you have to run around taking pot shots at their defense for 20 seconds before a Widowmaker puts you out of your Mercy.

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What can you infer about this man?

>>145387213
So why do people in Street Fighter play low tier heroes and win with them?

I mean since Dhalsim is Tier 3 and Guile is Tier 1 that makes Dhalsim "useless", right? It has nothing to do with player skill and using a different set of tools to outplay your opponent. Do you only play Widowmaker?

If not, why not? Widowmaker can 100% carry your games with a 100% winrate if you hit every shot. Don't you want to win every game? I mean if player skill is irrelevant.

>Tfw McCree is my favorite character style wise but I'm terrible with him even while he's OP
I can't consistently DPS outside of point blank kills which I hate relying on (since most of my fighting is done at range from the point/payload)

>>145387440
>The majority of players are average

Clearly evidence for a conspiracy

how can torbjorn outdamage reaper at close range

>>145387151
Congratulations, you mentioned some of the 2 out of 10 times D.va is actually better

i want to suck mercy's cock

>>145386261
Nope, in high level everyone still thinks D.VA is shit, sorry bruv.

>>145386209
>>145386302

The worst feeling is seeing bad Symmetras who try to W+M1 an entire enemy team's frontline.

But if it actually works it's fucking hilarious.

>>145387486
(banging in the distance)

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>>145387236
This.
Also, don't you lot have anything to bitch about other than shipping?

>>145387508
at least they're not a yurishitter

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>>145387508
He needs to get out there and date.

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>>145387151

Winston can easily avoid all of those.

D.VA's armor is entirely useless, because her headshot hitbox is almost twice the size of all characters, meaning that headshots are easily gotten by just spraying randomly.

D.VA is shit atm which why no one plays her at higher levels

>>145386625
So 76 died and Mercy resurrected him is canon?

>>145387467
a non-retarded Bastion would just not shoot at her but I guess its unavoidable just like Zarya's shield

It's high noon.

>>145387508
avoid + block
never see him again

I do it for every widow player because they all share the same profile page, which looks like that

thank you blizzard

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>>145387569

>>145387358
Would be neat, but he might be to old fashioned for that. Then again, he's changed a lot since becoming Soldier 76 so who knows

>>145387447
Sure buddy, whatever floats your boat.

>>145387591
We really don't though

>>145387619
No, she just realized he never died despite him being buried and thought killed in action. She did resurrect Reaper though.

>>145387501
>>>145387294 (You)
>If you are lucky.
I take this to mean "if you can aim"
i can

>>145386053
4 elims being gold medal would make me cry.

>>145387508
He's going to forever be annoyed about the one game he accidentally picked Genji on that account

>>145387623
good meme :DDD

>>145387508
>11k as a widow
go home.

>>145386741
>Learn to play, and not in those awful games you play where "hanzos are shit" or whatever. There's a whole game you don't know about.

D.va is literally pointless, every other tank can do what she does but better. But go ahead and try to argue otherwise, fuck I hate you delusional waifufags.

>>145387440
If you lose its less likely you lose again
If you win its less likely you win again

Invisible ranking system

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>>145387636
>avoid + block
>never see him again

that shit doesn't work

>>145387721
Same except instead of being sad i called my team shit and the enemy team agreed with me.

>remove divas mech head hitbox

THERE
I FUCKING FIXED HER

>>145387569
I want to suck the cum out of Mercy's cock.

>>145387612
>avoid
Tanks are supposed to protect their teammates, not avoid damage while everybody gets slaughtered, you dingdong.

>>145387580
Ive had an enemy symmetra walk through my entire team to m1 me to death as mercy, plus she got away

I was mad at myself for not being able to kill her, mad at me team for letting her get away with that bullshit, and mad at symmetra because she undoubtedly felt pleased with herself

It was not a fun experience but then again your team completely ignoring people gunning for you (not even flanking) is always frustrating

>>145387743
Whoa hold on, I'm fine with calling D.Va a shitty Winston but she's the only actual alternative to Winston. Reinhardt is a noob trap, Roadhog is 100% irrelevant and Zarya

Okay Zarya's cool

DO NOT PLAY REINHARDT UNLESS YOU HAVE A TEAM AND A MICROPHONE

YOU ARE THE REASON THE TEAM IS LOSING AND YOU'RE TOO RETARDED TO EVEN KNOW

>>145387447
>good-looking lesbians
There's something called suspension of disbelief, have you heard of it you fat dyke?

>>145387791
>Tanks are supposed to protect their teammates
Which Winston does unlike miss "Defense only myself Matrix"

>>145387620
>just like Zarya's shield

Can't even count how many times I've seen a Winston jumping around unloading his ammo on Zarya shields...

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I like to think Pharah and Mercy are both straight. They are just besties with each other and make a cool team

>>145387743
>Playing D.VA like a frontline tank
You aren't even using her properly

Do you call symmetra shit because mercy heals people better?

>>145387320
What if the mech was immune to flashbang stun, and got a lesser debuff, or negated it completely?

>>145387886
I thought Reinhardt was generally considered to be pretty great?

>>145387920
>winston
>protecting his teammates
>with a shield that dies by 3 pharah rockets
ok

On master overwatch all my characters are in the 8,000-10,000 range, how do i get good?

>>145387909
These are fictional characters.

muh broken hero crawling in my skin let me emotionally heal you is such a generic premise if you haven't seen it a million times already you must be new

>>145387791
>Tanks are supposed to protect their teammates, not avoid damage while everybody gets slaughtered, you dingdong.

No they are fucking not, have you played the game?

There is only one main tank class that has the primary focus of protecting his teammates and that is Reindhardt.

Winston and D.VA both have a secondary way of protecting their teammates. Winston has a shield and D.VA has defense matrix, but their main purpose is not to shield their team.

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95% Here hating hanzo but none of you know it's all I play lately

I'm gonna git gud with him you want it or not

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>embarrassing POTG's

>>145388006
Yes, he's top tier.

Top tier means "with a team and a microphone".

In a pub game you're just being useless.

>>145387460
I think all three would work together pretty well. Pharah can be the distraction/ air support. Soldier 76 is the ganker/flanker and can heal both. And Mercy is the damage booster/ main healer.

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I want to such on TracerAnon's tomboyish tits

>>145387920
>Hanzo ults
>D.VA throws her shield up
>Ult does nothing
>Hanzo ults
>Winston puts his shield up
>Team still dies

>>145387920
>group up behind a huge fucking mecha
>get defended
How do you think Reinhardt's shield works, numbnuts?
Winston's shield is pathetic. It can hold against a very brief attack but any decent DPS hero will be done with it in a few moments.

>>145387946
>i haven't actually played the game

Pharah doesn't have friends, Soldier and Mercy both try to talk to her with the only connection they have (her mom) and Pharah justs acts shitty to them.

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>>145387886
>Roadhog is 100% irrelevant

>>145388025

It doesnt matter. Most people quit before losing a match because it doesnt count as a lost and they raise their stats a lot.

>>145388070
The most embarrassing part of that webm is the skin

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>>145386261
>hear inarticulate wapanese screaming ahead
>fly towards it
>press e
>arrow is deleted before it goes ledragonmode

NO
BETTER
FEELING

>>145387947
>Playing D.VA like a frontline tank
How are you suppose to play her faggot? hitbox is fat as fuck crit box is too. Damage drop off is abhorrent, and slow movement when shooting makes her complete GARBAGE

>you're supposed to boost in and shoot and boost out!

Literally worse than winston in every single way.

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>>145387947

D.Va fucking sucks as a flanker though, because she gets taken down by focus fire and she needs TWO big packs to restore herself to full health.

Using her "properly" as a flanker would be pressing "H" and switching to Genji or Tracer who are both plain better at flanking.

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>>145387778
this.

Why did blizzard think it was a good idea to have a character who can only do damage while facing the enemy at super short range have a gigantic critical hitbox in the front and center of her model? Unless the conscious design decision was "she should have a lot of health at range or when running, and it be effectively halved up close", it's fucking retarded design. Even if that decision was made, it makes no sense because it's not she brings more to the table than other characters if she didnt have that huge critical hitbox.

>>145387815
I always joked that a Symmetra's skill isn't based on their individual play, but by how retarded the enemy team is.

>>145388143
Fuck you and your taste.

>>145386761
I know, but Mercy, along with Pharah's mom, was in the early overwatch (not original team or whatever). Mercy hasn't aged. Pharah was a child when Mercy was in her 30s.

>>145388070
I got a PoTG where all I did was shoot the other reaper in the face when he started death blossom.

Wasn't embarassing, but was kinda lame.

>>145387947
Oh gosh, forgive me for playing this close-ranged tank as a close-ranged tank. Let me just shoot them from afar and contribute nothing.

>>145388070
when youre widow maker and they had to pick that one time you got a double kill with about 100 misses in between them.

>>145388225
Pharah is 32, Mercy is 37.

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>love zenyatta
>Can't aim
Whoops

>>145388180
Winston is just a worse Widowmaker. There is literally 0 reason to pick a Winston when you could just pick Widow, right? :^D

>>145388143
you're right
the punk skin is clearly better

>>145385012
Mercy looks like Seras Victoria in this pic desu.

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Am I an asshole if I don't want to play with my friends because of how total shit they are?

>>145387920
Do you realize that you do, in fact, defend your team if you nullify an enemy ult?

>>145388156
>reflect hanzo ult
>it kills 2
>combine it with my ult and kill the rest of the team
I will never do anything so impressive again

>>145388103
iktfb

>>145388070
>not owning it and gloating in chat during the embarrassing bit

>>145388103
>scrolling through images while fapping to tracer
>keep coming upon images where she doesn't have her gear on
SHE WOULDN'T EXIST
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS

>>145388293

Winston is the only viable-ish counter to Widowmaker atm, (discounting other widowmakers).

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>>145388225
I don't understand how you guys are so bad at understanding this baby tier lore.
You do know people can join organizations after they've formed correct?

>>145387580
Isn't it a viable thing to do at the beginning of a game to get teleport charged asap?
I wouldn't know, played only one game with her

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I love how snipers cant hit the sole floating object in the sky

>tfw he changed to reinhardt after just to get shredded

>>145388293
>comparing widow to winston when talking about secondary tank comparisons
Take your D.Va and zenyatta and fuck off back to tumblr with the rest of the garbage tiers.

Don't speak to me until the buff comes around.

>>145387457
I'd like it not to do damage but provide a smokescreen that gives him cover to escape

>>145385068
Bullshit you must be in the low mmr if you can still use hanzo reliably, I love hanzo and racked up a lot of playtime with him in my earlier levels. But at higher level play hes just outclassed every widow maker will drop you like a bad habit.

I love playing hanzo, genji, and zen but ive only started bringing them out after im sure the team we are playing arent that good, if not they counter them too hard.

Its also why these tweaks couldnt come fast enough. When you see koth come up and lucio gets picked by two or three people immediately, shit needs a re workin.

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>>145388103
Please friend, don't give me these feels right now.

I can't stop thinking about her, she's too perfect for this world...for _me_

>>145388336
You do know that winston made rooms with the same tech as her harness, right?

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D.VA
.
V
A

>>145388074
Okay, thats completely fair.