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/hg/ - Halo General 2016-06-13 01:56:36 Post No. 145329080
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Cortana Will Never Be A Good Character Again Edition
Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/making-memories
>Spartan Companies:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
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Linda's helmet still looks like it has duct tape over its mouth
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>tfw too autistic to watch E3
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First for make Locke the MC of Halo 6 and get some real charecterization and let Chief retire
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Can we all accept that Halo 5 is a piece of fucking shit and move back to MCC already?
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>>145329080
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
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>>145329297
>accept that thing that works is shit and come to thing that doesn't!
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>>145329297
MCC still doesn't work for me though
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>>145329401
>>145329432
Works just fine. Stop grinding Warzone.
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>>145329297
Someone make MCC party.
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It's TODD TIME
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>>145329369
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>>145329297
I'm actually optimistic about Halo 5 going forward, the Warzone Firefight update will add some good stuff and Windows 10 Forge will go a long way with keeping community generated content flowing
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>>145329571
I'll make one after I watch Bethesda shit the bed.
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>>145329571
>skyrim shivering isles
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>>145329571
I want to buy Todd's game!
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BUY MY VIDEO GAMES.
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MAN SPREAD REEEEEE
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That card game would be much better if the board itself was more interesting. Hearthstone has a bunch of bright, detailed boards. That just had paper, three candles, and two books.
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>>145330078
>Kev still can't make webms
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>>145330078
KARMA
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If you left Tankmaster Rok alone until Captain Festro spawned, would they attack each other?
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New Quake announced.
Zero applause.
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>>145330720
What's the difference between Quake, Unreal, and DOOM?
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As much of a clusterfuck as Halo 4's story was, Cortana's death was still terrifically emotional.
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>>145330823
What's the difference between Call of Duty, Halo, and Battle Field?
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>>145330871
Now if only she'd stayed that way
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>>145331034
I'm legitimately asking though.
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>>145330871
Halo 4's story is pretty good overall desu sempai
Only major changes I'd make are
>don't market it with the retarded "an ancient evil awakens"
>provide some explanation for the Storm Covenant and why you're still fighting them, without expecting the player to read novels and shit
>don't make the Forerunners look like Voldemort
>give Didact a bit more depth, make him less of a cliched villain
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SKYRIM REMASTERED
TODD DOES IT AGAIN
ALL HAIL THE KING OF GAMING
BUY HIS GEIMU
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>>145331684
I love how there's not a PC version of it
Because its just the fucking ultra settings
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>>145331684
It's kinda sad that I'll probably buy it. Hopefully it's $40 with all DLC.
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>>145331684
30fps on the consoles, just like Fallout 4, I assume?
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>>145332216
>It's kinda sad that I'll probably buy it
Disgusting.
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>>145332060
There actually is a PC version
Console versions will have mods the same way Fallout 4 does, so there's one benefit I guess
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>>145331684
This upsets me greatly, especially since mods on consoles will fuck up the mod community.
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>>145332365
He was being ironic.
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>>145332314
It has more singleplayer content than 5. And yes, I'm ignoring draugr.
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>>145332515
A lot of games have more singleplayer content than 5. Just get Morrowind. Skyrim a shit desu.
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Quake Champions is going to be TF type shit isn't it?
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>>145332676
Some were saying it is "Quakeverwatch"
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>>145332365
If anyone actually buys thePC version they're fucking stupid
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>>145332515
What's adding content?
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>>145332845
>mods
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>TFW a spinoff RTS game feels more like Halo aesthetics wise then the main Halo game.
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>>145331213
It should have been left ambiguous as to whether or not the Didact was an actual forerunner or a construct with a complex AI, don't reveal the face.
And don't call him the Didact because there's no point in using an existing character if you have to write a whole new character to have it make sense.
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>>145332809
Might just be a free update, or a small paid DLC, for owners of the PC version, who knows
Console versions appear to support mods from the existing PC version, which would indicate the PC remaster is not an entirely new/separate thing
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>stephen russell
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>>145333551
It will cost 70$ new on all platforms and saves won't carry over and modders will have to port their mods to Bethesda net and make sure they are compatible with console
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>>145333118
Yeem comics give me life
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>>145333551
>Console versions appear to support mods from the existing PC version
You know how many mods require a script extender? Lots.
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>Capturing armory: 8 defenders remaining
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>>145334524
I love moments like that
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>>145332797
Quake fans are going to look at it and go "that's just a shitty overwatch clone"
Overwatch fans are going to look at it and go "That's Quake, I tried it online and got raped, not touching this"
Bethesda is going to look at the sales figures and go "I guess nobody care for Quake anymore"
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>this weekend Warzone mode
>finally feel like I can use my dozens of purple and gold vehicles and weapons that I've been saving up without feeling like I'm only getting like a minute of use from it
>too scared that I'll still be "wasting it"
O-okay, 23 faction Mantis cards I have stocked, sorry but I'm too nervous to use you...
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>>145335587
If you're never gonna use them, why not sell them?
I'm guessing the cards you're talking about are Legendaries, in which case that's 4600 RP you're sitting on.
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>>145335587
>not just spawning vehicles non-stop throughout the match?
What have you got to lose?
Granted, someone on the enemy team kept spawning Banshees and I killed him seven fucking times, so it's not guaranteed to work.
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>>145335587
If you have a decent team that can back you up without letting you get boarded or torn to shreds within ten seconds of deploying, then fine. Otherwise, don't bother.
Deploying a high-level REQ when you're in solo matches is never a good idea.
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>>145335587
It's pretty damn fun if you use your REQS or jack them from enemies. Actually got to use my gavels, shit was great.
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>>145335587
You're not alone anon, I am not taking out my ultra rare and legendary reqs just so I can get killed like a faggot and just hand them over to the other team, I'll be able to mess with them all I want in WZF.
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>>145335587
>Have two dozen gauss, rocket, needler, rally, and ONI hogs stashed
>Never use them because randoms can't be depended upon to do anything, wheelmans no longer being assists removes any motivation to be a driver
>2 mantises left, can never get more than 3 kills before someone magically teleports onto my back
>No Phaetons
>Ran out of banshees
I was going to get the Vehicle Warzone pack but it's not worth grinding another 60k points.
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>>145335810
I actually got to use Jorge's Chaingun.
It was fun, but I'd never use it in a regular match
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Is there a 4chin Spartan company?
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>>145336532
>4chin
Look at yourself if you want 4chin
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>>145336084
I liked using it, but fuck if I want to risk wasting it in normiezone
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>>145336532
You're at it
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>>145336667
It's only fun when you get to pack on three or four power ups.
But oathsworn will never be useful.
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Anyone for Turbo?
Fuck randoms
>spawn ONI tank to kill warden
>one guy running at me
>hit terrain and aiming reticule goes into space
>there are FIVE teammates next to me, one already shooting at him
>"OK surely my team will save me"
>get boarded and blown up
FUCK
RANDOMS
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Anyone for H2A?
Fuck Halo 5.
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>>145335769
>spending 23 Mantises on less than one Silver pack
Use the Wheelman armor mod, go nuts and get killing sprees with them. Mantises are much more effective now than they used to be
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>>145336746
>Spawn ONI scoprion to kill Warden
>Kill Corp Scorpion, Mantis, sword wraith, banshee and ultra banshee
>Then kill warden
I love that thing but does anyone else get a glitch where the shell doesn't explode if you shoot a wall?
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>>145336878
I would but I'm too busy being angry about bethesda's shittyness and I'm sick of halo anyways
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>>145336878
What tag?
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>>145336746
Gimme a few and I'll be on, what's your gt?
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>>145336746
Me, Rentaroo, amd Muffin have a lobby if you want to hop in
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>>145337750
I just did, waiting til it lets me in.
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>>145337424
Johnny Senpai
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>>145337951
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>waiting for my jello to be ready
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>>145336878
>he's still mad he sucked
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>>145338198
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>>145337750
Just sent you a message
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>>145338219
>he's still replying for some reason
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>>145338192
What kind of jello did you make, anon?
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>>145338272
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>>145338343
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
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>>145338408
Cherry for now and lemon for later.
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>>145338558
Top tier taste, my nigga
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>>145329080
yo, i haven't played a halo since reach, who's the dude to MCs far left?
that armor is hella shway. i thought they fucked up the armor in 4 beyond all recognition
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>mfw you warzone scrubs are jealous of all the fun I'm having
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>>145338645
frank
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>>145338485
Back to warframe then
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>>145338850
It's a dip, you meme
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daily reminder
still no:
>EOD armor
>unsc air vehicle
>custom powerup/trait zone
>flamethrower
>brute shot/concussion rifle/sticky det/grenade launcher
>sentinel beam It's the only Forerunner weapon not in the game, it would make sense to include it, if only to have a beam/DPS weapon
>Reach/ODST-style firefight
>flood firefight
>juggernaut, race, vip, koth
>playable elites
>black undersuit
>asymmetric armor (shoulders individually customisable)
>splitscreen
>campaign theater
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>>145338645
It's Fred (and Kelly and Linda )
Aka chiefs best bros and team since before halo 1
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How do I join the Spartan company for HG if it's at 100? Isn't that the limit? Don't want to quit my current one yet if that's he case, already got armor, close for helmet.
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>>145338645
No, it belongs in the fucking schwarbage
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>>145339338
>tfw it was probably planned that H5 would be all blue team until Bonnie Ross told them to add team diversity instead.
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>>145339450
They'll have to fire inactive members.
You may not want to mention Achilles if you want to get recruited.
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>>145339450
Whoever is leader can remove me. Company rewards I can love without.
Johnny Senpai
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So Microshill conference tomorrow, what time?
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>>145339949
Noon EST
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>>145339878
No Johnny!seriously though kai should just remove some of the inactives
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>>145339680
I don't care about Achilles, what's the hg company's progression like?
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>>145339878
Don't leave mate. I'll play H2A with you.But I can't right now
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>>145340254
> company's progression
what 's that?
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>>145340254
Not too bad, to be honest. It'll come in time, don't know why people are getting fanny flustered about Achilles. Just play and have fun.
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>>145340467
He means how fast we get achilles.
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When are we bringing in the cucks to get us that helmet?
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>>145340541
Let's stop arguing and get achilles!
t. Matty
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>>145339280
>>Reach/ODST-style firefight
It's just one of your points, but Firefight is supposed to go live by the end of this month.
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>>145342157
It's not similar to old firefight.
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>>145342157
And it's nothing like Firefight. It's Spartan Ops without Palmer saying eggheads, but still never shutting up.
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>>145342248
They could've just called it spartan ops, I'd have been fine with that
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>>145343023
Well it's very obvious they chose Firefight because nobody liked Spartan Ops and everyone missed Firefight.
I mean look who we're dealing with, here.
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>>145343203
ButI liked Spartan Ops
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>>145333551
Why pay for something that mods alone can fix for the PC version? If I want better ANYTHING there's a mod for it.
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>>145343884
ugh
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>>145337025
>Angry_Todd_Howard.jpg
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Man what the fuck is the point of watching MS conference anymore
all surprise factor has been lost
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>>145338672
>still no dedicated H2/H2A only BTB playlist
Getting real fucking tired of Standoff, Last Resort, and Avalanche in the current BTB playlist.
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>>145343884
Ew.
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>>145344443
>didn't get the quints
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Holy shit, that OP video or me hype. How active is the Spartan company? I don't even are about Achilles ijust want to do tons of warzone with bros
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>>145344564
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>>145344667
>he didn't get the trips
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>>145345020
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>>145344543
>>145345087
>/vg/
>trips
Don't perpetuate such a stale meme
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>>145345216
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>>145345265
It's okay, at least you tried.
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>>145345340
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>>145345340
>being a degenerate topdad poster
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>>145345468
I'm holding on to the pictures of when he was a top dad until the day he returns to being a real top dad.I really want him to grow as a character and train with Gennaro in the ways of fatherhood.
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>>145345630
>tumblr
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>>145345630
>tumblr
Go and stay go.
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>>145345710
>>145345712I honestly have no idea why it has that filename. I'm pretty sure I saved it from /sgg/. Might've been one I picked up off of Google for an OP pic. I feel nothing but shame.
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>tumblr
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>>145345630
>tumblr
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I just googled dmjii, it was one that I grabbed from Google for the OP. Remind me to scrub filenames later, just in case.
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>>145346120
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>>145346120
>WebM
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>>145346375
>>145346387
Now you're just being obtuse.
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>>145346741
>Sigmund still can't bitrate
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>>145346974
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>>145346986
Delete your account.
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>>145346986
I've got to work on that one, it was a weird clip when it came to size
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>>145347350
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What's your favoritemanga/hg/?
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>>145347397
Your bitrates are shit.
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>>145347552
Well give me some decent settings then
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>>145347787
>show never
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>>145347741
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Every thread till you like it
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Do the Spartans eat their veggies when they're on the Infinity?
They need to eat properly to grow big and strong.
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>>145348339
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>>145348350
I hope they have an entire deck that's just a cattle ranch. You can make some good shit with cows. My mom started making this kind of beef strips with some type of spicy teriyaki sauce on it with broccoli in a slow cooker whenever I come home. Shit's good and there's always a ton.
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>>145348487
Lab grown meat would be more efficient.
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>>145348487
>>145348543
Didn't the covenant have a ship like that? It wouldn't be too far-fetched for the UNSC to bring farming ships with them on longer expeditions.
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>>145348543
Whatever tastes best. If it's lab grown, does that mean it's just a cube of meat with a cow pattern on the outside with tubes going in and out?
Also, here's a picture to make you hungry. Seems to be what mom makes. Got the recipe, if anyone cares.
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>>145348703
Right now you can grow "meat" in a petri dish, I imagine in the future UNSC would have improved the method.
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>>145348783
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>>145348859
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>>145348783
SPARTAN SIZED HAMBURGER
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>>145348994
THE SECRET. TO A GOOD BURGER. IS BEEF.
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>>145348924
>rubber gloves
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>>145349085
But does it have to be beef?
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>>145349186
YES IT DOES.
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>>145349252
>what is bison
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>>145349252
But what if they make a turkey burger?
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>>145349390
>wanting a turkey burger
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when are we getting that Halo 3 anniversary with remakes of good maps for halo 5 multyplayer?
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>>145349414
Turkey is great.
Beef is overrated, you've been brainwashed by big beef and texas fags.
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>>145349414
Ostrich burgers are bretty gud.
>>145349484
Don't lie to yourself, beef is still king.
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>>145349434
Hopefully soon, maybe they can fix the move speed too.
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>>145347540
Trigun
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>>145349556
It'd be nice if they bumped it a teeny bit so it's not a shock to go back to it
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>>145348047
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>>145350450
Are there mexican dubs of the audio? Because it seems like it could be funny.
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>>145350005
>Trigun
Good taste
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>>145351384
Anime is gay
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>>145351815
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/hg/
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>strawpoll.me/10472378
>strawpoll.me/10472378
>strawpoll.me/10472378
Well?
>not picking 2
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>>145352613
real /hg/ quiet hours
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>>145352771
I must say.
I love large breasts.
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>>145352826
Delete this.
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>>145349556
That can possibly ruin map flow though. Depends on how fast I guess. If too fast some maps may feel too cramped like Guardian.
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>>145329297
I would buy an Xbone but since not much play MCC I find no reason to even bother buying an Xbone.
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Guys, I want to buy a 360 and the first 3 Halos and maybe Wars. Is this a good idea? Anything I should look out for or whatever?
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>>145349484
>Turkey is great.
I agree
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>>145354165
If you want a nice 80s style space opera campaign, you're in luck, but if you want to play multiplayer that's not infested with cucarachas, you're outta luck.
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Is Guardians canon? Or can I just pretend it doesn't exist? 4 doesn't end with some gay cliffhanger ending does it?
>>145354418
>a nice 80s style space opera campaign
this mate, FUCK multiplayer, I just like the lore desu
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>>145354449
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>>145354564
Should I go with the original Halo CE for XBox or get CE Anniversary for 360?
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>>145354564
Cute!
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>>145354671
Both work fine, anniversary kinda shits on the art style id go with ce because its cheaper tbqhfmaladd.
>>145354751
Pic related.
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>>145354797
sweet, thanks mate
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Is it possible to get a 360 without that shitty Nintendo Mii OS?
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>>145354839
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>>145354896
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>>145354896
cute
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>>145354970
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Are you guys ready.
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>>145355371
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I'm horny.
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>>145352826
ME TOO :)
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>>145355720Hi horny, I'm dad.
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>>145355779
unf
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>>145355779don't stop
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>>145355810
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>>145355779
Is it weird knowinghow hard you're making other guys?
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Are you ready for dem cutscenes, /hg/?
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>>145356590
was dat?
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>>145356590
MUH DICK
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>>145356612
halo wars 2
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>>145355126
I haven't seen autism like this in a long time
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Tabbywabby wanted this.
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>in-class essay on slaughtermeme-five from 10-1
>won't be able to shitpost MS E3 with /hg/
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>>145358981
Thanks, Sigmund.
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>>145356276It feels pretty nice actually
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>>145358996
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Where can I find the drinking game we are using for today?
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tell me i'm not the only one hearing it
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>>145360463
Of course I hear it.I can't wait to spam it.
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>>145358987
Maybe you should lie about dead dogs to get out of it.
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Why are you guys up so early?
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>>145362002
Define "up."
I still haven't rolled out of bed.
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>>145362002
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/hg/ please.
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>/hg/ has no drawfag
We truly are at the bottom of the /vg/ totem pole.
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>>145364005
I wish I was good enough to do it
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>>145362002
>He doesn't use "military time"
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>>145366384
>he has to remember twice as many numbers
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>>145365524
I've been working on mine recently.I'm nowhere near gud ywt.
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>>145366384
>being degenerate
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>>145366438
>he has trouble with his memory
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>>145366802
I suppose it's not enough to remember when you don't have to worry about landing on the moon or winning World Wars.
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>>145366802
Not my fault I can barely remember a past weed let alone more systems of time
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>>145367113
>he thinks that both world wars and the moon landing was his achievements
pretty sad desu
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>>145367289
Go eat your toast sandwich, yuropoor. It's almost teatime.
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>>145367386
>tea
Disgusting
Also it's dinnertime
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>>145367386
>toast sandwich
What even is that?
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One hour until Microsoft, what's everybody's hopes?
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>>145369712
Crackdown reboot as F2P MMO
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>>145369712
Hoping for:
>ODST 2 with Staten
>Halo 5 future content after WZF
>Dead Rising 4 2016 release date
>Dead Rising games for BC
>Halo wars 2 2016 release date
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>>145369953
We already have a date for Wars 2, don't we?
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>>145369712
MCC PC port so I can sell the Bone.
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>>145370354
No we don't, at least not officially.
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My name is bearie al (ID: !/U/5M1fkBw)
2016-06-13 15:41:18
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MClovins new trip everybody
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>>145370743
Nope. Still this one.
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>>145370459
>MCC port
I doubt they'll acknowledge it exists, if anything maybe Halo 3 Anniversary will be on PC
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My name is barium en (ID: !wJ8tzyIEGk)
2016-06-13 15:44:26
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>>145370743
No, this is my new trip, fuck off cookie.
Have this grodd pic.
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My name is berly ada (ID: !YEBpJwCHiI)
2016-06-13 15:44:40
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.>>145370760
Can't be you no flash attached.
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I Spent $24 On Pizza (ID: !oT4yWDuwRk)
2016-06-13 15:45:45
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>>145370950
Fuck off cuckie.
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>/hg/ getting hyped for e3
>I start my normie job at the exact same time as microsofts press conference.
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>>145371046
Don't worry, anything will be posted in the thread if it's worth anything
>>
I find the lack of little tournaments and streams coming form this general disappointing. Other generals I browse have these sort of things going on.
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My name is buried al (ID: !lmtLii9Ilo)
2016-06-13 15:52:06
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>>145371009
Mama mia
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>>145371307
There's only like and average of 12 active players on /hg/. Not enough for a tournament.
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>>145371514
We've been getting more people coming in recently, we could probably get something going if somebody wanted to organize it
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>>145371046
>Droid has to go to school when Microsoft starts
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>>145371591
Would it be a 1v1 tourney? Because that's boring as fuck.
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>>145371598
Guess he should've faked his dog's death
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>>145371696
Would teams of two work out?
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Pre-show is starting
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I am Barney Samson, (ID: !alo4OZav.I)
2016-06-13 16:02:27
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>>145371591
>>145371696
>>145371816
FFA would be best. Teams would lead to shitposting and we don't have the numbers for it. 1v1s would take ages. Could be a number of gametypes in play and eliminations could come from being last perhaps.
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>>145372227
Knock off the bottom two or three each match?
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 16:06:36
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Anyone want to party up for the e3 conference?
It might actually be bearable if we bring the memes.
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>>145372365
Something like that. The number of entrants would determine the number of sets or how many get dropped of per set.
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>dragoneye joins the party
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Anyone have the E3 card template?
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>>145372427
GT: Krypton Cookie
Let's crash this conference
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>>145372227
I feel like we could easily have a 4 team, 4 player, draft tournament.
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>>145372487
>pretending to be backup
Get out, [insert name of disliked anon].
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>>145372427
Only if you promise to host more MCC customs.
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Should i watch the official Xbox stream or is it gonna be laggy?
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>>145372645
>Only if you promise to host more MCC customs.
I'll host more but it's really not like you need me to host them. Anyone here can just say "Hey, I'm hosting customs"
>>145372709
Xbox stream should be fine.
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>>145372427
>free good weekend ended today
What the hell Microsoft?
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>>145372709
Should we gas the jews?
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>>145372569
I'm just going off experience. People who actually show up tend to be much smaller than the people saying they'd come. Both ways are quick to implement though so its not like we'd be stuck with one or the other.
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>>145372772
Your customs session on /v/ was the organized Halo night i've ever seen. You should do it again like that.
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OH GOD THAT CHIN
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>>145371307
I would stream but my interwebs isn't good enough
Also I'd be down for a 4v4 tournament and/or a FFA
The prize can be dragon dildos
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>>145372772
Problem is that nobody wants to do it, there's only a few people who host lobbies at all
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>>145372772
You're not in the general.
Stop posting a trip.
We can't stop you from posting on this board, but at least have the decency to post as a guest, because you're not a member.
And no, we're not accepting new people.
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>>145373140
Fuck off Kai
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>>145373024
Well if this ever takes off, I could stream. I have the PC and bandwidth for it. There's Remote Play for Windows 10 right? That way we don't have to rely on Xbox streaming.
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Get your drinks
>>
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>>145373140
>not accepting new people
Fuck you, I want more new people.
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>>145373231
Yeah, pretty sure.
We should try to organize it after E3 week.
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>>145373502
>>
REMOVE PREVIEW PROGRAM
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>>145373920
It's broken as fuck for some reason
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My name is bernie sa (ID: !!yvm0QrHZZJQ)
2016-06-13 16:28:45
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>>145373920
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>>145373782
I'll draw some things up later and post them. See what you guys think.
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Fucking Lupend leave
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SHOW'S STARTING, NEW CONSOLE AD
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>>145374018
Sounds good, if you want any help I'll gladly lend a hand
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Muh gears of bore
>>
THEY FUCKING CENSORED THE GEARS CHICK
>>
More racing games, Horizon 3 in STRAYA.
SHITPOSTING AT 120 MILES PER HOUR.
>>
Kojima 2?
>>
>final faggotry
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The sony conference is 2 blocks down.
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>>145375820
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>>145374124
Make me bitch
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>>145375820
Watch Sony not have it, it'd be great
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>background music
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/hg/ club when?
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>clubs on Xbox one
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/hg/ club confirmed
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>>145376408
Right when it drops
>>
So... is Xbox dead?
Are they killing the console?
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Kill me
>>
MINECRAFT VR THROUGH OCULUS RIFT
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
NOT EVEN HALO VR, BUT FUCKING MINECRAFT VR
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>>145376601
>So... is Xbox dead?
>Are they killing the console?
Nah.
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>>145376601
Yeah they are totally killing the console
Thats why the slim exists.
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>>145376601
Xbox is now officially a cheap PC for gaming.
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>>145377082
Is that even a bad thing? 300 dollars compared to 1000 at least
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>>145376601
No, they're just merging the platforms.
>>
Depression Quest 2
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>>145377230
I don't mind to be honest, the problem is we'll have Sonyggers shitposting forever with
>NO EXCLUSIVES
>*Also on WINDOWS 10
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>>145377398
>that rat
Holy fuck
>>
Isn't Halo Wars 2 Beta supposed to be out on Xbox right now? Why isn't it?
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>>145377892
They gotta announce it first
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>>145378112
Ah, that makes sense, my bad.
>>
3 Dantes vs a japense porn star
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I want an /hg/ anon to sit on my face!
>>
trying to do daily challenges on Reach, but whenever i go back to the home screen/turn off the console, i lose all progress on all my challenges. my rank/achievements remain intact.
anyone else experienced this before?
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>>145378929
I want an /hg/ anon to tell me to stop drinking!
>>
WARS 2, HERE WE GO BOYS
>>
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>
BETA NOW
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RIP Xbone
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>>145379492
WE WINDOWS NOW
PC WILL SAVE MICROSOFT
CONSOLES ARE A THING OF THE PAST
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>>145379492
What happened?
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>>145380001
Xbox Two
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>>145379130
Alcohol is very, very bad.
t. 5 month sober alcoholic
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>tfw no mention of Halo 5
It's gonna die isn't it? 343 is dropping H5 after WZF right?
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>>145380182
We knew what was coming.
>>
Is this the Halo wars 2 general
>>
https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/Games/Halo-Wars-2-Open-Beta/e78a873e-1ade-48da-9d66-6474751895c1
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>>145378929
I hope you don't mind ass hair.
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>be innanavy
>leave for next week went through, chain of command tried to guilt trip me into canceling because we're hella busy leading up to deployment but idgaf
>can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play Halo all day
>unfortunately I was told that due to ramping up, what little time we have left in port (like 40 days, and not consecutively) will probably be spent working all day
I-it's not too much to hope WZFF goes live next week, is it? Was really looking forward to it, and they did give "end of June" as release timeframe...sidenote since I'm here, it pisses me off when people in game call MC "chief", even other naval personnel. Master Chiefs... Are Master Chiefs. Chiefs are two pay grades below that
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So Rate the conference guys
For me it was a solid 8/10
Only bad parts was minecraft and I really don't give a damn about a 4k xbox since I don't even have a 4k TV.
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>>145380591
Eh it was okay
Still not a fan of a new Xbone so soon, the current one will undoubtedly be left with shitty laggy versions of games
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>Not a single mention of 5 or 343
we're going to find 343 dead in the gutter, aren't we.
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how do I fuckin download the beta?????
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>dat bamf spartan
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>>145380902
would tell you but that may slow down my download time slightly, sorry
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WHERE IS THE BETA
THEIR WEBSITE DOESN'T LET ME DOWNLOAD IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145380817
>343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNRV5iucSU
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>>145381013
Works on my machine.
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>>145381013
I'm downloading it right now nigga.
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>>145380930
>but SPARTANs aren't super strong and super fast!
>wah artistic license!
SPARTANs have always been hinted to move faster, jump higher, and hit harder than normal humans. It takes it to a bit of an extreme, and definitely is showier than real specwar soldiers would be, but I like to point at RVB's Freelancer CGI as examples of what lore-friendly SPARTANs could do.
Yes, I know they aren't SPARTANs. Same principle.
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>>145380817
Or maybe they're all working on Halo 6 for a 2018 release and simply don't have anything to show yet
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>>145381307
But thats a spartan 2 of course hes super strong and fast.
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>>145381307
>Equilibrium-style gun-fu, shooting dudes behind them without even looking
Yeah nah Red Vs Blue is cool and all, but it's defintely above and beyond.
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I'm too lazy to go downstairs and grab my xbox
Someone tell me if its worth it
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>>145381529
Have you read the shit that happens in those novels.
But yeah it's definitely more Woo than Halo would be.
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>>145381625
Whats worth it you retard
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It still says Legdrop instead of Halo Wars 2 Open Beta
what do?
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>>145381837
halo war2 beta
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>tfw based ODSTs are back
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>>145381938
>when they dropped threw those Brute walkers
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>>145382008
They fucking died btw
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>>145381917
It's free retard
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>>145381938
>halo 2 design
Nice.
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>>145382076
but is it worth me walking down stairs and bringing the xbone to my room to download it
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>>145382119
NIGGA it's still downloading
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>>145382260
HURRY UP AND DOWNLOAD IT THEN
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>>145381938
>>145381102
>>145382103
>those spartans
>those ODSTs
>that art design
It's funny how a third aprty developer has more respect for the series than 343.
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>30 minutes later
>6%
just end me
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So I can take it that all y'all niggas will be playing nothing but Halo wars this week?Is the demo single player too?
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>>145382507
Who 25% here?
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>>145380789
When is new one coming out?
I don't like faster console cycle, xbone will be my last one most likely.
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>>145382670
>42% for five minutes
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who /itsstilllegdrop/ here?
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stuck on 11% here.
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>our company leader is a drunken mess
HOW CAN WE TRUST HIM TO RUN THIS COMPANY IF HE CANNOT EVEN HANDLE HIS LIQUOR?
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>tfw 22%
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>>145382904
Holiday 2017
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>27%
Hurry the fuck up!
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>>145383140
>360 - Xbone: 8 years
>Xbone - newbone: 4 years
fuck that
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T W E L V E
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>>145383345
That's what we get for buying an underpowered brick
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>>145383345
Seeing as console limitations were hamstringing us (more than usual) for no less than 3 years by the end of the 360's lifespan, I'm alright with this.
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They never said that xbox play anywhere was going to include games that already came out, RIP mcc and halo 5 on windows 10.most likely 6 though
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>>145383345
At least it's not new architecture that forces you to upgrade
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>Kai still hasn't addressed kicking people for Achilles helmet or changing leadership.
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>>145383550
Six will probably end up PC, and I'mcompletely okay with this.
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>>145382389
Shut the fuck up, kai
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>>145384876
what is this meme?
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Can we all agree one of the best things they announced is that there's going to be only one set of achievers for every version of all future games?
It's so annoying to play a game and not have all the achievements due to other versions with the same list existing.
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>Xbone S
>Scorpio
Hey these mean that the Xbone Halo 5 bundle will drop in price even further. I might finally pick them up.
You guys still got space for more fags?
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Kai wtf are you doing? Honestly do you care about this company anymore?
1. You rarely play Halo
2. You wont pass on leadership
3. You wont remove inactives
4. You have no direction for the company
Please fucking do something
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>>145385660
Of course, there's always a slot to fill
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>tfw the ubisoft conference will begin before halo wars 2 downloads
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So now that theres "no more console generations" for Xbox, should we get scorpio or hold out for the better one after it
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>>145386029
Then the choice is clear, drink as we play WaaW and watch Ubisoft
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>>145386129
Scorpio will definitely have a longer life cycle than the Xbone.
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>>145385894
>Kai wtf are you doing? Honestly do you care about this company anymore?
Kai is British or something. He runs on different hours than you.
>1. You rarely play Halo
I've held 2 or 3 customs matches at pretty wierd hours and Kai was there for both of them.
>2. You wont pass on leadership
LOL
>3. You wont remove inactives
This is nothing new. Blame the person that added them.
>4. You have no direction for the company
Direction?
What is this? A fucking political movement? We just want to play Halo.
>Please fucking do something
I realize I sound like Kai's bitch right now, but I'd much rather he stay in charge and have limited oversight than give the company to some power hungry dinofag like yourself who would probably remove like 20 people after being in command for 10 minutes.
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>>145386029
When does Ubisoft's conference start?
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>>145385894
He should at least kick the people who never play.
Why are Paul and Yield taking up spots?
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>>145385894
That's what happens when you put an autist in a position of power. He'll just sit on it and never give it away.
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>>145386420
about 10 minutes
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Sony's conference better have Triple Triad as their designated free to play card game based on an existing property.
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>22%
Soon I'll be able to ODODODODODODODST DEPLOYED
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There's only one way to play Halo Wars
ELEPHANTS!
AMASE ELEPHANTS!
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>>145386414
>I'd much rather he stay in charge and have limited oversight than give the company to some power hungry dinofag like yourself who would probably remove like 20 people after being in command for 10 minutes.
Not the guy you were replying to, but I'd rather have 20 inactives booted and replaced with people who play and contribute, rather than 20 or so people just sitting around hogging slots.
The whole 'Sigmund/Kai & Friends' meme isn't so much a meme anymore as it is reality. We need to clip out the players who haven't put in any game time for at least the last month, and get some fresh blood in.
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>>145386414
>kicking out 20 inactives who aren't even here to object is somehow bad
>keeping out 20 people who want to play is good
Kai, get the fuck out.
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>>145386414
What's a dino fag?
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>>145386414
>I realize I sound like Kai's bitch right now
So are you going to have priority getting your cummies today from daddy kai?
>Kai is British or something. He runs on different hours than you.
Rabbit was one all the time
>I've held 2 or 3 customs matches at pretty wierd hours and Kai was there for both of them.
Ok eurocuck
>2. You wont pass on leadership
LOL
>3. You wont remove inactives
This is nothing new. Blame the person that added them.
They wont remove anyone so Kai doesn't boot them out like he did with a few hg members
>Direction?
What is this? A fucking political movement? We just want to play Halo.
No but It would be nice if hg had a goal or at least had people play with eachother
Fuck off seriously, faggots like you is the reason the company has gone downhill. Nothing ever happens in the company anymore and no one plays. Kai & friends have decided to keep the company to themselves and fuck over everyone else who isn't in their little click.
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>>145386317
I hope they allow us to trade in xbones for a 100-ish discount on Scorpio
But then again I don't near any game stores, the closest one is a 5 hour drive so I'm fucked anyways
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>ODSTs confirmed
>Grey Beard Cutter
>Awesome looking mechs
>MKIV Spartans
>Brutes expanded upon
oh baby
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>>145386495
Nah man 30 minutes from now.
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So I hear there is a beta for Halo Wars 2 going on today till the 18th? How do I do this?
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>>145386784
People wanted to join in and contribute but you guys forcibly kept spots filled with inactives just to deny people the meme armor
>>145386892
>What's a dino fag?
OK I changed my mind.
I want fucking underaged purged from this company.
>>145386972
You make a lot of assumptions.
I'm not a Eurocuck and I'm not in the company, but I do play with /hg/.
You honestly sound like you're more obsessed with having power than helping. It's a good thing you will never be in change of the company.
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>>145387198
How's the new faction called? I didn't understand a word of what that faggot said on stage.
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>>145387315
Search it on the store, one of the results will be Halo Wars 2 Open Beta.
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>99%
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>>145387442
IT BEGINS
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>>145387354
I've never head dino fag before, urban dictionary has an entry with 9 votes.
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>>145387354
>I'm not in the company, but I do play with /hg/.
Cool comment discarded
>You honestly sound like you're more obsessed with having power than helping. It's a good thing you will never be in change of the company.
I'm obsessed with power because I want to make the company more active again and remove the bullshit clicks? Why don't you suck Kai & Friends' dicks a little bit more and you may get in the company :^)
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>>145387442
>69%
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>>145387354
>People wanted to join in and contribute but you guys forcibly kept spots filled with inactives just to deny people the meme armor
Don't lump me in with this shit, I'm advocating for bringing new people in. Back when we were still grinding for the body there was a lot of discussion about purging inactives that hadn't been online in a month or so - it's fallen by the wayside, and Kai refuses to get off his ass and actually get shit done.
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>>145387540
>Muh secret club
>"I'm obsessed with power"
McFucking Kill yourself.
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>>145387668
inb4 it's just one guy talking shit to kai & friends meme
>>145387692
:^) nice reply bruh
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Who is the guy that hosts the MCC customs for us? He's pretty cool albeit a bit normie-ish.
At least let him in.
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>MUH FUCKING DIIIIIIICKK
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>>145387880
I'd gladly let him in, just gotta boot out inactives first
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>>145387789
>inb4 it's just one guy talking shit to kai & friends meme
I honestly don't give a shit about 'muh sekrit klub'. The regulars are pretty fun to play with, customs are a hoot when they're up, generally the party's fun to be in. As I said, Kai just needs to get off his ass and actually manage the company, or we'll end up stagnating.
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>>145387880
>le Normie is bad meme
If anything we need more normies and less autists.
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>>145387972
Don't forget to remove the leader too.
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https://xboxdesignlab.xbox.com
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>>145388120
>$80 for a different colored controller
Fuck that.
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>>145387903
>Bastard love child of the MK IV and VI
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>>145387354
Why aren't you in the company?
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>droid joins the party when nobody likes him
>it becomes a micspam fest with almost 16 people
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>>145388362
He probably is.
He's probably just shitposting
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>>145388054
Most of /hg/ are normies.
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>>145388513
Put the trip back on, pizza.
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>Brits going to bed
>it's only 12pm
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>>145388702
>implying sigmund didn't do what I told him I would to remove my trip
Fuck off.
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>beta still isn't avalible through console
>My security is all fucked up and MS can't send me emails so I can't download it through their website
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>>145388702
Fuck off he's just as bad
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>>145387903
That's a cool helmet.
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
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>>145388120
Rate and Hate
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>>145388798
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>>145387903
If these are unit models, and I can rip them, I'll be a happy chap.
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>>145388951
>WELL HUNG
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>>145388951
As far as my own taste goes, I'd invert it and remove the yellow
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>>145388819
>anybody as bad as an obnoxious tripfag who posts his dick in the thread
Not a chance
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 19:51:00
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>>145388951
Another angle.
Thinking of hosting some Major Clam Collecting tonight if anyone is interested btw.
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https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/Bundle/Halo-Wars-2-Ultimate-Edition/90a5bfc1-8e14-4fb6-9e9d-25c1e6edbb67#gameDetailsSection
>The Halo Wars 2: Ultimate Edition includes Halo Wars 2, the Halo Wars 2 Season Pass and Halo Wars: Definitive Edition.
>Halo Wars: Definitive Edition is an enhanced version of the original Halo Wars that runs natively on Xbox One and Windows 10. Halo Wars: Definitive Edition includes improved graphics and all of the DLC created for the classic real-time strategy game.
So all that's left is reach, everything else runs native on xbone now
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>>145389467
I might be down for it if I'm not completely dead from the Sony conference
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>>145389550
Is there a physical edition of the ultimate edition?
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Is Halo Wars Two gonna be cross platform compatible? I can see why Gears 4 would be but KbM v. Controller just is completely different.
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>>145388120
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>>145389837
Even if it's not cross-play, as long as it's cross-buy I'm fine
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>>145360463
I can literally say this to my girlfriend and she's instantly trigger.She fucking hates that I used to play 5-7 games a day for the first 2 years of our relationship.. I told her "All Units 2" is coming and I just got a pretty bad glare.
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>>145390091
You can get strike on xbone I thought?
Guess not.
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>>145389550
>So all that's left is reach, everything else runs native on xbone now
Ahem
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Who should I add on xbox live if I wanna be in custom and MM/warzone parties for 5 or MCC?
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First match = win
WOOOO
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>>145388951
>Nice color taste
>Disgusting bumpers color
7/10
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 20:02:47
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>>145390091
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>>145387903
THIS is spartan armor. Fuck off with that cyber ninja bullshit 343.
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here's hoping for some fractured but hole gameplay
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>>145390684
It's the only reason people are watching their shitty conference
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My Haah Waaw 2 Open Beta is frozen at 24% installing. Do I restart my Xbox? Is it going slow since many people are downloading?
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 20:08:06
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>>145388951
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Lana pls go
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>>145390953
Just give it a minute, the servers are under heavy load since everybody jumped on it
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 20:12:12
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Halo warz is taking a while, what do?
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>>145391352
sleep
or watch ubisoft conference
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>>145391352
don't bother.
it's shit
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!HxffHMeHlTW)
2016-06-13 20:13:59
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>>145391352
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>>145391352
Realize the mistake you made a few minutes ago, drink the thought away, and then watch the conferences while you wait
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>>145391449
You're shit
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>no pc beta
Inept company.
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>>145390482
>everyone's UNSC
Does the beta include playable Covenant too?
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>closed party
thank's droid
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>>145392202
Yes the gorilla and his forces are playable
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>>145392187
343 isn't making Halo Wars 2.
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>>145392313
Ok?
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>>145392313
However 343 IS still inept
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>>145392256
Leave us.
Droid is doing a noble service to the company.
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>>145392256
That's on Killsownz, he's party leader
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>>145393113
Droid, stop posting about yourself.
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>>145393184
>being so paranoid
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>>145393184
Not even Droid. Stop being a paranoid schizophrenic.
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>>145393184
>paranoia
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>>145393274
>>145393302
>>145393350
Sigmund, how did you post 3 times?
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>>145387198
>>145387378
The Banished. I've seen Locusts are back (cannot wait to amass them as Prophet and zerg a base). Cutter having a beard and then seeing ODSTs drop in... I know the Armored Scarab x2 thing is supposed to be the upgrade to this happening in MP.
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>Bias fell asleep
>snores like an absolute madman
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>>145393389
>digging the whole deeper
"They're following me!"
t. Cuckold
>yfw
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>>145393640
Okay, Lemmings.
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>>145393875
Who the fuck is Lemmings?
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>>145393875
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>>145394192
Sure you aren't. Rabbit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuBjj9PtGEo
looks cartoony
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seriously what do you do during sex other than pushing your willy in and out
seems like it would be awkward just to do that for 5-10 mins
do you laugh and joke and stuff
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>>145393421
>Armored Scarabs
please no
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>>145394335
I don't even know who that is
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>>145395267
You make noises.
Say "aw fuck" a lot.
Call her a dirty bitch.
Spit on her back right before cumming.
Then jizz in her nose.
Don't cuddle afterwards.
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>>145394345
Like the original Haah Waaw's artsyle?
>>145395381
Watch the trailer and look at every promotion. They wanted to up the ante from the first game facing against two Scarabs, and also up it from the similar 2 Scarab fight from H3.The game in this picture proceeded to lag out for 5m, for no reason as no one dropped after, and I just happened to have this many minerals gathered at this time.
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Is anyone getting a game freeze after pressing start??
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>HAAH WAAW 2 crashes on start up for me
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Glad I waited 4 hours to press Start and look at Hw2 logo
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>>145396030
>>145396121
>>145396573
It just takes a minute, be patient goys
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Sigmund wanted to eat like a spartan.
http://damndelicious.net/2014/08/13/easy-beef-broccoli/
This is the one that I pulled the picture from.
http://rainydaygal.com/2011/02/03/beef-with-broccoli/
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>>145396121
Those images always brighten up my day, anon.
Thank you.
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>>145396894
>No slices of onion or carrot in this recipe
How shit can this be?
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>>145396121
My beta is in Italian, beat that!
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>>145397716
>nordic talking about cuisine
Go eat your fucking Lutefisk
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>>145397898
>he immediately talk about me being scandinavian, because I call him out on shit taste
If you want to eat like an Spartan you should listen to me.
Also replace the beef with whale meat.
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Halo Wars keeps crashing on startup
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>>145397716
>insists that food can only be good with onions
I want Shrek to go.
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>>145398235
not my problem you're wrong
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>Literally
>LITERALLY
>FUCKING LITERALLY
>NO XBONE EXCLUSIVES SHOWN AT E3
HOLY SHIT, IS THIS THE END OF XBOX?
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>>145398448
>>145398235
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>>145398458
As a console yes.
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>>145398632
>>145398448
>>145398235
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This character looks fucking stupid desu.
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It's okay Killsownz, you don't need to defend your mediocre cuisine to us.
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>>145398968
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>>145398968
I'm just posting meals if you want to become fit/muscular like a spartan
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>>145398846
>fighting games
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>>145399078
Spartans probably only eat Asian foods now that the Chinese took over
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>>145399230
They're fun anon. This character is just a shit in general.
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>>145399224
Pretty sure you don't need dough ball things for that.
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>>145399265
Not at the size they're at.
They would need calories, proteins, etc... to keep their body moving.
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>>145399265
Whatever you want to believe,weeb
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>>145399849
me in the giraffe suit
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>>145399849
>>145399991
Me in the black lady's womb.
t. nobody who ever existed
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>>145399347
He's out?
I was on earlier and he wasn't there
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anyway to join up in haahwaaw beta?
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>>145399849
Me in the back as the gay Burger King
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>>145400082
He's up on PC. Not sure about the Bone. On PC, just check for updates.
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>Ubisoft thinks they will be around for another 30 years
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>>145400156
At 32% after downloading for the last few hours.
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>>145400230
Doing that, he wasn't up 2 hours ago.
Looking forward to playing this nigger.
Is the Krill his instinct or just something he has?
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>>145400408
Fullscreen Krill is his Instinct. He's got two other moves that use Krill. One gives him armor as he does a charge attack. The other does some other weird shit I didn't pay attention to.
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>>145399849
Me as David Bowie
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>>145400541
Is he at least decent?
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>>145400621
>tfw Bowie is kill
Gone too soon
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https://streamable.com/tha2
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>>145400234
They'll be dead in another 3
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I Spent $24 On Pizza (ID: !oT4yWDuwRk)
2016-06-13 22:27:32
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Thank's 343
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>>145402751
>Still downloading after a few hours
>Up to 24% instantly and then about 5%/hr now.
>3% in 30m.
Should I restart my Xbox? Stop playingRead: AFKing the Broken of the Dorkmoon and Whiffdoge's of The WoodsDark Souls 3? Comcast isn't throttling me because I'm a good goy and pay them $200/mo for a nice TV and 150mbs internet package.
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>>145403430
Mine downloaded significantly faster when I turned off the boner.
It doesn't hurt to try.
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>>145393875
I don't use the word cuck since I'm not a raging faggot hiding behind his own fetish.
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>>145403430
Might as well just do some other stuff becauseyou'll never get those invasions, believe me, I've tried too.
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How are the ODSTs, anyone tried them yet?
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>>145404430
jump pack brutes wreck shit with a warlord as back up. some fuck stick hot dropped all his odsts into my army of about 10 units and got his shit kicked in.
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Why is my Wars 2 beta spanish?
And why does it crash all the time?
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>be in uk
>eager to play beta
>it's in arabic
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>>145404737
Languages are broken
>>145404917
Working as intended
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is the beta pvp only?
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>Deathmatch is later this week
Good because nobody knows how to grab objectives apparently
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>>145405272
>he can't smash and grab on his own
>he can't blitz the enemy base while capping points
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>"the story of Halo Wars 2 explores a vital and exciting corner of the Halo universe directly after the events of Halo 5: Guardians "
Good, good. This means there's a strong chance for the Brutes triumphant return.
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>>145405541
Not even, I'm the one that's capping all points while the other team and my teammate is jerking off
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>>145405721
I wonder what invention they'll make next? Perhapspeanut butter?
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>>145405721
What will they strap guns to this time?
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>>145406825
they could put guns on guns
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>>145407047
>Gorgon smg
>An assault rifle with a chainsaw
Are brutes actually from Sera?
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>>145407047
>the brutes realize Dual Wielding is gone
>just tape a spiker to a spiker
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>tfw the enemy is about to win
>tfw your guass hogs finally come online
>tfw you rush all the objectives with ease and take the enemy bases
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>>145407203
>they remove the safety from the Mauler to make it full auto
Sign me the fuck up
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When 343 releases halo 3 anniversary next year (10th anniversary) will they fuck it up like everything else they do?
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Okay halo general. I'll come clear. You may hate me for this, you may call me names but I will share this with you anyway:I really and genuinely liked Locke's Hunter armor. A lot. It is actually my favorite set as of now.
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>>145408035
Can't really fuck up Halo 3 more than it already is.
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>>145407047
What if they strap two Choppers together?Or even four?
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>>145408236
Nothing wrong with that.
It's a very sleek looking suit of armor. I don't like that the helmet looks close to Soldier.
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>>145408035
>343 releases H3A
>even slower move speed
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>>145408236
It just needs more actual armor. He's so unarmored, that he has a thigh gap women would be jealous of.
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>>145382389
It makes sense to keep the designs, they've been drifting in space for 40-ish years.
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>>145408371
I bet people would praise that
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>>145408236
It's one of the more okay armors, just needs more plating, desu
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>>145408035
If certain affinity did it, it'd be great.
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I'm a huge fucking faggot.
Like, a fucking huge one.
Please rape my race.
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I won my first game in 7 minutes
Captured a few points and took the one point they manage to get, and when I rolled up on their forward base they immediately quit
I didn't expect Starcraft 2 levels of annoying but Jesus Christ they just don't even try
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>>145409235
Just let me build my army jesus christ
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MCC customs when?
Who generally organizes them?
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Really wish there would be a 4x game set after the Covenant wars. Halo is my favorite sci-fi universe but I don't really like any of the games past 3 :(
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>>145409370
>MCC customs when?
Apparently tonight?
That's what I heard.
>Who generally organizes them?
Big Red hosted the last few but I think he might have killed himself after accidentally posting his trip
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>See news about Halo wars 2
>haven't been to 4chan in awhile maybe they are talking about it.
>thread is full of cartoons and offtopic posting
I remembered why I stoped coming here so bye.
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>>145330357
holy shit, what would happen?...
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>After decades adrift and declared “lost with all hands,” the brave crew of the UNSC Spirit of Fire are mysteriously awoken above an ancient Forerunner haven known as the Ark. In Halo Wars 2, Captain Cutter and his crew will face one of humanity’s most formidable threats yet: The Banished – a fierce and powerful Brute faction led by a cunning and lethal warrior known as Atriox.
I thought all the Brutes were gone by this time?
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!O+s5KT8YdU0)
2016-06-13 23:51:01
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>>145409642
>Big Red hosted the last few but I think he might have killed himself after accidentally posting his trip
Well excuse me, fag.
It's kind of hard to concentrate on posting on /hg/ while having a fivesome and watching e3 at the same time.
Anyway, I am reborn. This is my true form.
And I'll be on, it really depends on how many people want to play, but since Haah Waaw 2 just came out, I doubt many will.
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>>145405721
betcha 343's gonna force some of their writing into it.
>near the end of HW2 story
>about to get shit slapped by brutes cuz low on manpower
>Infinity jumps into the system while running from Cortana
>detects the SoF and sends all forces to tear shit up
>Red team shows SIV's how real Spartans fight
I'm betting Cortana turns Serina against humanity, unless she's been purged as per protocol or actually surpassed rampancy in the 35 years she's been drifting in space.
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>>145410258
I want to FUCK those hotcakes
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>>145409970
Wanna talk Halo? start a late-night Halo thread on /k/ where lore and weapons are always discussed.
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>>145410258
those are pretty thicc
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>>145410258
Dumb question, is THE ONE BIG RED also your GT? Can I add you so I can participate in customs and MM and junk?
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>>145410832
Not him, but it is his GT.
You can go ahead and add him. He says he's always looking for new people to play with.
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>that halo wars 2 trailer
Damn I don't play Halo anymore but that was a fantastic trailer.
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!O+s5KT8YdU0)
2016-06-14 00:04:28
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>>145410584
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Holy shit how do I halo wars this is hard why is the camera angle so bad
My partners disconnected because of how bad I am
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>>145390482
>old unsc emblem
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>>145411412
It's best to play with a buddy, have them scout and do things while you bulk up
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THE ONE BIG RED (ID: !!O+s5KT8YdU0)
2016-06-14 00:12:52
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Anyone else notice how the Brute in the trailer is wearing UNSC armor pieces?
Looks like an ODST chest plate but also some mjolnir armor on the arms.
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>>145412058
Trailer for reference
https://youtu.be/kjN1eWhzPeA
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>>145412058
It's hard to say.
You'll probably get a lot of lore fags triggered and screaming about how NO IT CAN'T BE but it certainly does look like ODST
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Tfw pizza jew senpai doesn't notice you
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>>145412476
>people still doesn't know how to orient a fucking camera
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>>145412058
So we got a big bad guy who loot from the enemy and make their technology fit him.
That's kinda cool, it's all tribal and shit.
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>>145408035
>Halo 3 Anniversary
You do know Saber Interactive is working on Quake Champions which releases next year right?
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>>145412369
Where would he even get Mjolnir pieces from? SoF only has 3 SII's and that's Red Team. And during the war all SII's power-packs were detonated when the Spartan was killed to avoid the tech being captured. Looks more like he just stripped armor off dead Marines/ODST's and even some vehicles.
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>>145412984
>Where would he even get Mjolnir pieces from?
They took what they could find.
>b-but but the armor was
You're going to have to open your mind up to new marmterial a bit. Before this reveal, this entire faction didn't even exist.
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>>145412369
>>145412058
you can clearly see he's using an ODST breasteplate to guard his stomach, so it wouldn't be a stretch to assume his whole suite is made of scvangeed UNSC gear
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>>145412369
It actually looks more like he took armor plating off of Marines/ODST's and vehicles to make his own Mjolnir-lookalike. The only thing that look's like Mjolnir is his right shoulder piece, which looks like Gungir from Reach.
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>the same people that are spouting "NEVER EVER PLUCKS HAHA BLOODBORNE IS BEST SOULS GAME!" are the same people that are arguing Xbox is pointless because they can play the games on their high end PCs
Something is amiss...
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>>145387903
This armor in Halo 5 when?
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>>145413980
Xbox is pointless desu. You guys are literally the only reason I'm keeping. Have no one else to play Halo with.
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>>145387903
>343 warthog design
I guess that's the price you pay for making good armor designs. I swear to fuck if they changed the Pelican to the 343 design im going to shit on Bonnie's front porch
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JUST
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How god how do I play this game
I'm no good at real time strategy
Oh god help
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>>145414092
Never, because it puts 343 to shame.
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>>145413980
I've been asking Sonyggers who are using this excuse to post pics of their PCs and every time they refuse to do so.
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>>145414368
>tfw miss the Bungie pelican
>we're stuck with a dumb fish bowl in 4 and 5
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>>145414504
Build up and ignore the bases for a while, then go on a spree and cap them all. Just takes patience.
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>>145387903
>>145414368
Of literally all the 343 design stuff to whine over, those are probably the least worthy ones. The warthog barely looks different and outside of smoothing some edges and the change in cockpit the pelican also looks extremely similar.
You wanna whine about 343 shit redeisngs? Look at what they did to ODST drop pods
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>>145414854
compare with
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>>145414854
>change in cockpit the Pelican
They didn't just change the cockpit, they changed the entire aircraft. Every version of the Pelican was improved, then 343 decided it needed the "100% OC" treatment and gave us this.
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>>145415050
>>145414854
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>>145329080
HOLY SHIT HALO WARS 2 IS THIS REAL LIFE!?
just find out, so gonna shit post some here
>>145414416
A BETA
>>145414854
Did Halo 5 got any Drop Pod !?, i cant remmember
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>>145396121
mine did too, laughed for about 30 seconds straight. Fucking bungo
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Why is it even an argument to keep inactive players in the company? People want in and it's not like their going to miss their positions
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>>145415196
>they changed the entire aircraft.
Only in a few very small ways and by smoothing edges out
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>>145415286
They get "used" in Warzone for the assault mode for the intro cinematic.
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>>145415286
Only one gametype so far, but it's still pretty damn fun
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>>145414854
I think the round bottom pisses me off the most
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>>145415050
Prefer Halo 2's pods desu.
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>>145415347
I think the issue is that the leader doesn't give a shit. Not sure why people want in into the company. For what purpose?
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>>145415389
>a few small ways
That thing can't fucking fly. Look at how they fuck up the wings.
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How would you make Prometheans fun to fight?
I'm so tired of soldiers one-shot-meleeing me to death and teleporting all over the fucking place.
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>>145416129
They were fun in 4.
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>>145416104
post a comparsion pic then, I don't see it
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>>145416278
Someone else already posted a pelican above that.
The new one has smaller wings that don't bend, meaning it shouldn't even be able to turn.
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Time for Sony, let's see if they have exclusives
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can anyone take some screenshots of Halo Wars?
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>>145415347
Kai's too lazy to kick them I guess.
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>>145415389
>Only in a few very small ways
It's an entirely different air-frame. The only good thing about it is the smoothness.
>thrusters on the bottom of the hull
>HIND-D cockpit
>thruster-intakes are side-by-side instead of 1 set on-top, one on wings
>has a giant ramp instead of airlock doors
>dual chinguns and spartan lasers
>hardpoints but no weapons mounted on them
The Pelican was made to resemble the dropship from Aliens and it always retained that look, until 343 changed it.
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>>145408320
>do you like this weapon?
yeah but...
>she wants to be used on the battlefield?
but grimsby. 8 second reloads.....
>seven barrels, maybe more. imagine!
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>>145415050
In truth I was pretty annoyed by the design change in ODST as well I preferred the ones seen in both Halo 2 & 3's Ark mission.
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>Finally downloaded Halo Wars 2
>Pressing start freezes the title screen
I'm fucking done with this stupid ass shit. 343 makes Halo 4 and it sucks, they then made MCC and it doesn't work to this day, and Halo 5 comes in and is ruined with fucking REQ packs. I thought Halo Wars 2 would have maybe redeem 343 because the first Halo Wars was good. They can't even get the title screen to work. Halo is dead.
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>>145417463
343 isn't making HW2 you idiot, they just have their name slapped onto it because they own halo.
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>>145417463
pretty sure 343i didn't make Halo Wars 2 bub
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>>145417526
>>145417532
>343 isn't making Halo Wars 2
They have their name in the fucking beginning before the title screen. LITERALLY EVERYONE sees it. They are making it. Fact.
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>>145417294
>seven barrels
If only
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>>145417714
They are one of the devs yes, but Creative Assembly is the primary dev for the game itself.
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how do i into haah waaw 2 im only play fps pls help
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>>145418068
Thanks for making my point. 343 did make the game.
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>>145418085
Take it slow and have the other guy pull the weight at the start, and then steamroll with a huge army
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>>145418085
>pick brutes
>send two troopers to grab the gold boxes in front of base
>zip south to build the outpost
>build two harvesters
>build two power things
>build whatever on pad 5
>spam grunts squads
>expand onto other bases
>send rest of army onto points while building bases
>don't let your troops trickle in
>win
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>>145418193
Nice reading comprehension.
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>>145418085
>Play UNSC
>WAAAAAAAAAAAARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
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>>145418774
>tfw find scott pilgrim girls more attractive than 3D
why?
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>brute armies kick up sand storms when on the move with a large army
cool
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>>145419146
Because it's finally time for you to give up on 3DPD, of course
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>>145416064
To play halo with people from threads and partake in drama that'll become arguments in the next thread
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>>145419890
343i Pelicans not having a rear mounted turret is a travesty.
So is a lot of things they redesigned but that especially.
Although I do like the new scorpion
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>>145420051
I'd like the new scorpion more if I could ride on the legs
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Is it confirmed that its still Captain Cutter? Because this guy looks way younger. Infact he looks more like an older Forge than Cutter
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Since we're full and people have been talking about company stuff here is games played for past two weeks.
Blue line is at 14 so roughly one game a day.
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>>145420597
Who else would it be?
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>>145420597
It's cutter
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>>145420597
Bretty sure MC is taller than 6 feet.
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>>145420850
No, it's Anders
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>>145421078
He's pushing 7, actually
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>>145420763
>>145420850
Well damn they sure redesigned him pretty hardcore because the trailer guy does not look like this man aged 35 years. But I guess thats what cryostasis does to you.
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>>145420121
Im still mad CE is the only game you can actually ride on the tracks.
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>>145421314
Forerunner Fountain of Youth
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>>145421370
It was cool, I liked driving into battle with rocket marines
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>>145421314
New Cutter is handsome tho
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>>145329369
Damn, son. Why you gotta take me back to 2012 like that?
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>>145421370
I wish you would still be in first person when riding shotgun in a warthog.
And couldn't you sit on the tracks in ODST too?
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>>145421446
It was always fun until that one retard decided to shoot the wall and kill everybody.
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every time I start it freezes at the tutorial video
pls halp
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>>145421584
>first person when riding shotgun in a warthog
That was like being in a roller-coaster, screen kept bouncing around like a crackhead tweaking out.
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>>145421634
Be persistent and keep trying anon
you can do it
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>>145421607Don't pretend you didn't do it
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>>145421702
I don't see the problem
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Sony's conference was better than Microsoft's by far
Unfortunately I don't own a ps4 but I prefer Xbox anyways
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>>145422246
It was a load of shit, but they put on a better presentation. Kojima was the only redeeming factor.
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>>145422246
I disagree but you are entitled to your opinion
thank you for sharing with halo general
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Usable long sword when
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>>145422468
You're welcome
>>145422385
Norse God of war
Crash bandicoot remasters
The last Guardian
Inspector Gadget: Detroit
Spiderman by insomniac
The VR shit was garbage though, nobody likes the VR meme, especially not for 400$
I was surprised they didn't talk about Ps4.5 yet, they definitely won't let Microsoft have a console 5X as powerful as theirs, so I wonder when that will happen
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>>145409359
Go supp pad 3x and then generator 2x. Expand and then build your army and your expo at the same time.
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>>145422719
>dad of war
>david wise shit
That other stuff is subjective but those two were honestly terrible.
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>>145422719
>dad simulator
>remake and SKYLANDERS
>something we've been waiting years for
>DAVID FUCKING CAGE
>a possibly good spider-man game
The VR was the best part, unlike the other competitors it seems half-way decent, I'm only interested in it for flight sims and whatever semi-decent horror game they can make that uses it.
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>>145422712
>tfw i wanted to use them since halo 1
;_;
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>>145422864
>That other stuff is subjective but those two were honestly terrible.
Look at all this shit taste.
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>>145422712
>Halo 5 thrusters are perfect for a 0 gravity game-type
>Halo Reach made models for Serephs, Space Banshees, and Sabers
>Halo 5 gave us Broadswords unfortunately
>We'll never have space combat multiplayer
>We'll never have Trench Run Racing
>We'll never have a game type as fun as jumping down the side of the Guardian
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>>145422947
Idk I felt it was better than Microsoft. What did they have, really? Sea of thieves looked neat. New Xbone in a year and a half.
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>>145423247
They definitely had a better presentation overall, but fuck if their content didn't hurt their report card.
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Beta keeps fucking crashing. Inept company.
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>>145423198
They could probably make an entire game in space and maybe even get a company good at making flight games make it
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>>145423835
Well making a gametype sounds simpler.
Although I'm pretty sure there was a Quittich game type that had 0 gravity and you had to maneuver with gravity hammers, thrusters and ground pounds
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>>145423936
There are actually a couple of gametypes and maps like that, one is a strongholds map with asteroids
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Halo Wars 2: People cannot into this game.
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>>145424040
neat
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>>145423835
>1 kilometer long cruiser
Always wondered why the UNSC has such weird ship classifications. You'd think such a ship would be classed a battleship or something. Do they have something larger than this?
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>>145423520
It's a beta for a game that comes out in 8 months
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>>145424382
>tons of people can't get into the game to test the beta
They're gonna need a second open beta, then.
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Guys holy fuck. I am unable to dl Halo Wars 2, i froze at 25% for like 2 hours. This shit happening to anyone else?
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>>145424238
The Epoch is 2.5km long
The Punich is 3 or 4
The Infinity is just shy of 6
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>>145424238
Just colony birds and they aren't exactly designed for military service though I don't know how big the infinity is
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>>145424547
I'm not going to argue with extending it
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>>145423835
It would have to be set post-covenant war where humans aren't completely outmatched to be balanced but I would play the fuck out of something like this.
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>>145424725
>tfw you'll never operate on a 6km long covie killer
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>>145424762
I love that thing
>A total of 11,000 personnel
After Halo Wars 1 that's more like 11 personnel.
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>>145425174
That would be boring
>You'll never blow up a 6km covie vessel
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>>145425360
Not him, but how about
>You will never hunt unknown creatures for food on a 6km long covenant hunting/farming ship with Papa Thel using only an old sword and a bow
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>>145425505
>You will never hunt a 6km long vessel with Half-jaw using only an old sword and bow
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>>145329306
>DON'T. FUCKING. DARE. TO. TOUCH. MY. WARTHOG.
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>>145425360
>you'll never use your hot stream to burn colonist scum
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>>145425627
>>145425627
New thread
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>go to waypoint to give feedback
>mfw
man fuck all these niggers who haven't played an RTS game before
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>>145416478
It's pretty bad. Laggy controls. Less UI shit than Haah Waaw 1. Thoroughly unimpress.
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>>145422719
The only stuff i'm jelly about is Crash remasters and Spiderman. TLG looks so dull, i honestly why everyone's crazy about it.
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I'm really disapointed all I can play is 2v2 domination
I'm kinda interested in this game but god damn nobody in this game knows how to RTS and I keep getting stomped by premades that do
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