Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

FUCK SCIENCE

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Who's your favorite mime, /vg/?

>>145325925
Silentio

>>145325858
Fuck Mobb Deep Fuck Biggie Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a motherfucking crew

>>145325925
None, they all suck so much, its unbareable how much shit all mimes are

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>>145325948
Mah nigga

>>145325925
The closest thing to a good mime I have ever seen was a mime who made a glass cage around himself in the main hallway and would just stand still and do random emotes like playing an invisible guitar, with people stopping five seconds to watch before walking off.
It was still shit.

>>145325925
Bee. There were a couple others I forget

>>145325781
>still trying to claim that there isn't an official discord group
Don't make me have to start making the OP just because you don't support the discord.

>>145326173
I still have to make a bazillion monkey men and scatter them all in the station with outfits in low pop and antag a la condemned criminal originsn

>>145326214
Pretty good.
You don't really see mimes actually using invisible objects a whole lot.
They're not playing as mimes, just mute assistants.

>>145326323
And here comes the false-flagging.

Link to the Official Discord:
https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh1BV9dU

OP is a retard

>>145325925
Me.
When I play mime I know there isn't a shitter playing mime. Even if nobody sees or aknowledges it.

>>145326582
Hush

>>145326494
Feel free to hide and report my posts.
You won't because you know that there is an official discord server.

name your favorite
>medical person
>engineering person
>service/civilian person
>security person
>silicon
>captain

>>145326659
>>145326494
>>145326323
It's dumb because it's a meme from /gsg/

People here are taking it seriously

It's literally directly pasted from /gsg/ with two words changed

>>145326659
lol

>>145326797
Take the circle jerk to /soc/

>>145326797
Kayahi is my husbando!

>We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

Hello, /gsg/

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>dmitri shades someone about to get revived
kinda wish non-cult/wizard shades spawned as constructs

>>145326935
FUCK OFF HE'S MINE

so it was extended?

>>145326797
yahir
hyun
sawbones
trinity
pingy
none

>/gsg/
autism

>>145327067
revs

>>145327021
We can share!

>>145327130
Birds are monogamous you cuck reeee

>>145327128
ah.

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>be diona
>become captain
>get hand tele from teleporter
>go to research outpost
>activate hand tele
>it appears in the transit pod tubes
>it portals both transit pods into the room
>contact admins
>admins are dumbfounded
>acquire trophy for breaking the world
>later, fall victim to hypothermia (thanks celt I was in space for 5 seconds)
>guy in hardsuit comes by
>takes my BoH with trophy
>leaves me in space
what kind of a bitch nigga steals trophies

>>145327186
The term "cuck" is literally coined from birds you dip

>>145327214
Niggers.

>>145327405
that's the point you birdbrain skreee

>>145327009
I'm writing a ban request for him right now. Took 4 people out of the rest of the round, walked into medbay with the mask on and shaded someone just about to get revived, and then his shade preceeded to kill me in the brig.
And yes, I know I cut his head off. But I was going to go about it differently so he could be revived easily but he fucked up when he walked in medbay with it on.

>>145327459
>took 4 people out
>turning people into ghosties that can interact with the world is taking them out of the round
also don't shades do shit tier damage?

>>145327627
not him but they looked like they were hitting heavy, I saw them kill somewhat quickly and they want through windows like a toolbox it seemed like

>>145327801
I also died from a thrown dexalin pill mind you.

>>145327627
No they actually don't, it only took like 6 hits and I was dead. All they can do is drag things, and once they're dead they're dead, the body can't be revived. They die to almost anything, a stray thrown object will do it. It is taking people out of the round.

Julia people with Happy masks are valid if the come to medbay you retarded shit, thats not bannable, and baiting the shades into killing you sounds like fucking ban baiting
Retarded waifushit

>>145327214
I fucking hate Celt, worst shitmin who codes shitty features, plays shitty music, and doesn't at least actually do his fucking job.

>>145328447
I like celt too

>>145328447
Celt is a nice man.

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>>145328232
>Attacking happy mask fags is ban baiting

>>145328232
If you can show me that the shade message implicitly says 'Protect your master' then maybe I'll consider changing my mind about writing a ban request for non-antag murder. But then, when your master is dead, who is there to protect? And hunting down someone who is cuffed and brigged is hardly protecting anyone. I'm not banbaiting, he chose to put the mask on and knew it's effects, and still chose to waltz into medbay and proceed to shade another person, adding another to his other two shades. The Mask is an antag item, no matter how you look at it. You aren't creating golems from the ghosts and bringing in players who either didn't join or are dead and forgotten, you're ripping them from their bodies when they have a chance to be revived, and removing them from the round. He even said he was talking to the admins during this, so there's no way he didn't know of it's effects.

>>145329049
waiting for that ban request so I can shoot you down

>>145329189
Shoot me down here man, save me the trouble. Or are you just saying that because you actually don't have anything?

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>>145326276
>Bee

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>be only sec officer during deadpop
>guy murderboning with a fireaxe
>tell the AI to track him
>"noooo you'll hurt him ;("
>no warden or HoS so I literally can't even get lethals

What's worse, waifuposting or cervixposting?

>>145327459
They kind of have the job to work for their mask holder and you kind of killed him. I dunno what you expect.

>>145330187
There's literally nothing wrong with cervixposting.

>accidentally click on someone with a crowbar while removing floortiles
>HARM DETECTED
>tased and cuffed
>bwoink
epic

>>145329885
If you haven't hurt a nyone just ahelp the potent hams

>>145330187
Waifuposting.

>>145330356
Well that kind of is their job

>>145330368
I gave up on ahelping shitticons a long time ago, especially in deadpop

>>145330521
Then make a ban request. Either gets it on their record. Don't bitch about shiticons then don't do anything about it you fucking pussy.

>>145326935
>>145327021
>>145327130
Nothing's going to happen at all unless you do something in-game

Nothing's going to happen if you DO do something in-game either but it would be interesting to know who's memeing about me at least

>>145330187
Waifuposting definitely.

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The adventures of a CMO and his Human/VOX hybrid

https://mega.nz/#F!Ak4niCCY!FUAcPGXYeec5FkY_hnDdyQ

Are there other servers you guys would recommend?

>>145331636
Depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for another server with the feel of /vg/, then no, because none exist. But that doesn't mean other servers aren't worth playing, only that they're different.

>>145331636
Hippie if you want to fuck around.
/egg/ if you want to tism build.
Everything else sucks.

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>>145331453
You made Piña Colada real fast like once and you don't greytide so you're OK in my book.

>>145331829
>made Piña Colada real fast
Christ, is that what people consider fast? That's one of the few drinks people ever actually ask for that I don't have memorized (anymore), so I had to tab out to look up the recipe. I'm faster with most other drinks that don't require multiple steps.

>>145331760
True, I guess I'm looking for servers like Colonial marines with heavy to moderate rp to sate some space boredom?

>>145332227
Obviously there are Bay and Polaris, but people here don't generally like them and I can't personally speak for either.
I generally hear good things about d20 and Urist, but I also hear they tend to be really empty.
I do know of one very, very small heavy RP server that the few who play on it really enjoy, but it's only open on weekends when pretty much all its players can get on at once and it's likely people used to a 4chan server wouldn't exactly... fit in there. I guess I can give its name if you really want it, though.

>>145332503
Actually, it looks like the last time that really small server I mentioned had a round was a few months ago, so it's probably dead.

They had their own codebase and everything. It's a shame.

I seem to recall they had a fancy artifacts system. Maybe I'll look into porting it.

>>145331576
I wonder, do you get the powers of the races body parts? bird hands that deal more damage? photosynthetic plant butts? shock proof slime tits?

>>145334165
I think he/she didn't need N2O

>>145334165
Vox only deal more damage on kick and bite, not punch.
>>145334191
Vox breathe N2, not N2O. Big difference.

>>145334639
Oh, sorry. Yeah, she never needed it during the fun

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>someone puts me into sleeper while i'm in crit
>i die
>they put me into cryo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE

>>145334950
>Almost go mediborg
>Get killed
>Don't have to deal with any of that shit
It was amazing.

>>145332503
Thanks man! and also thank you for a heads up on their server situations since nothing worse then finding a good RP server and having it be pretty dead.

Been away for a short while, how is the serb doing

>>145335847
It's basically a bunch of shitters killing each other for the slightest chance at calling the murder justified and ignoring their jobs.

>roll assistant
>get clown
>no gimmicks in mind
>decide to go for ADVANCED CLOWNING SHOES
>print off 5 copies of WGW
>try to make runes
>cant see them
>ahelp it
>im the only one with the issue
>huh
>find a plantbro who got looted
>we team up
>order two costume crates
>plantbro has me make a clown goblin
>it breaks open crates
>neat
>try to hide the goblin
>it keeps running away
>try to kill it
>IT WILL NOT DIE
>pick it up, honk
>we try to make the sigil
>QM gets pissy and kicks us out
>make the sigil in the bar
>crayon runes in the shape of a star, bike horns, candles, lights off, and the goblin in the middle
>janitor comes by partway through and starts cleaning it
>honkmomma still takes away the goblin and grants me the shoes
>it begins
>set them to scream
>follow people around
>they all run away
>away mission starts
>plantbro and i part ways
>plantbro: honkmomma willing, let us meet again
>me: i love you
>me: no homo
>honk around some more
>harass the captain with tazer sounds
>harass the RD with explosion sounds
>he shoots me for it
>run into plantbro again
>he's wearing the nukeops hardsuit and is fully grown
>me: you're so grown up
>plantbro: yes, but i must continue my journey
>annoy a sec officer with supermatter sounds
>he stuns me
>takes my shoes
>spaces them
>tells me to be reunited with them in space
>i make my way to be be one with the shoes
>breathe my last breath at the derelict

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>>145335029
> Pepsiman comes up to my chem desk asking for some drugs
>give him drugs
>he gives me Pepsi
PEP
PEP
PEP
PEP
PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Another great round, kinda like this new acc.
feels like a second chance, and Im loving it.

>>145335928
Screwdriver a door. If you don't see the panel change update your byond.

>>145335928
>no mention to the borg
;_;

>>145335919
more like retarded faggots playing as traps and neckbeards pretending to be animu grills and self shilling to death

I feel like I conquered the fun hating Captain by annoying him and then locking him out of the Captain seat on the shuttle.

He tried to put be down disposals but I kept climbing out while cuffed.

Cap was furious when I teleported in at 7:00 minutes until the shuttle and recalled it. We were gonna go to a listening outpost for god's sake.

>>145336019
Those are a tiny but very vocal minority as usual.
And usually half of the animu grills are shilled by people who hate them with the very intention of making them disliked.

The vox outpost on Metaclub is not supposed to really be a Vox base, it's supposed to be an abandoned research facility you're squatting in

So do you think it should get the new Vox seed vendors, or stay normal human seed vendors instead?

>Bethesda just officially killed Prey 2

Hold me, Spessmen

>>145335987
If the round didn't tumble down the Outpost was going to be a stockpile of Pepsi Cola.

Generic-Knight: You were so close, and that was impressive solo'ing it.

>>145336008
So much stuff happened that round.

>go to medbay, maybe my eyesight gene is causing it
>me: potion seller, i need your potions to fix my eyes
>chemist: you cannot handle my potions, clown
>borg is kind of there, watching this
>eventually run into dorms later
>borg is there
>tazes the FUCK outta the plush bear
>do the cargo thing
>borg is there
>joins us in the sigil thing
>gets ordered by the saltmaster to remove me from cargo
>tell it not to
>it sticks around
>go to the bar
>borg is there
>joins in on the sigil thing again
>gets flashed and dragged off
>later see it outside robotics
>it's dead
>shed a clown tear for my fallen comrade

>>145336167
Vox seed, fuck off
gameplay > shitty theme

I'd love some mystery in rounds. A bit of uncertainty, something to be scared about.

Instead, it's simply "this corpse was found in maint with no blood, its vamp" or "this corpse was husked, its ling".

>>145336167
Vox moved in and brought their seeds.
There's no reason to deny variety for the map.

>>145336289
The vox plants cover the bases

>>145336229
I think you greatly overestimated the strength of the turrets. I was watching him the whole time, and they barely even seemed to scratch him.

>>145336294
Then go to Bay or another RP server, where you aren't allowed to show any knowledge of antagonists. Or hit yourself on the head until you forget how to identify antags.

Or just play a horror game, we aren't here to be spooky for you.

>>145336363
No, you're confused, he was saying "put in the Vox Seed, fuck off with the idea of not replacing it; it's better to have interesting Vox plants for gameplay rather than keeping human seeds for atmosphere"

It wasn't articulated very well

Im kinda sad that no one got to see my disposal pipe wild ride that went from the ghetto bar to escape or security. So much wrench and welding.

>>145336392
Maybe i'll just start handing out bans to people who don't make an effort to make rounds interesting.

>>145336167
>read this post
>check github
>Vox plants done but not merged yet
>Wiki already updated
>Everything's great except...
>No pigs
Where's my bacon Kurf?
You promised me bacon.

>>145336661
Fuck off islamophobe.
>>>/pol/

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mods are asleep
post filenames

>>145336649
please do

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>>145336661
I wrote a long reply to this and fucked it up, but the short version is:
>Pigs coming in later PR
>Lot on my plate right now, new job, supporting Bus with fixes, really big unannounced code project that people have been asking for on /vg/ for ages
So I have stuff competing for my attention. I want pigs to be milkable and add food products for pork once that launches so I have to harass more spriters... short version is I have a lot of work to do.

>>145337210
I wish I could make sprites but I tried and it looked like retarded crayoning

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>>145337010

ROBOT COWBOYS

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>>145337010

>it's a Felicity and Ashe go full retard episode

>>145337010
>tfw you're fueled by the RNG god and bget close to the 80 force cap on dnettles quickly.
Hnng

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>Get arrested and thrown in the brig for standing next to an officer
>They take my things

>>145339978
top kek

>>145340080
That's not protocol.

>>145340056
Why the fuck did they lock the borgs?
Felicity literally just yelled "AI ROGUE" and everyone went with it

>medical intern
>allowed in Chemistry
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE

>>145340080
You sure are glossing over quite a bit, shitter.

>>145340113
Wait-a-fucking-minute is Jed back?

>tfw made metal foam pills

>>145340080
YOUR RIGHTS END WHERE MY FEELINGS BEGIN!
GIT REKT GREYTIDING SCUMBAG. CONSIDER YOUR STOLEN GOODS FORFEIT!

>>145340159
The entire dept is too retarded to figure out that with every minute that passes that they're not in a plasmafire.

>>145340201
>Stand next to officer
>he moves one tile away
>move next to him again
>do this a couple more times
>he arrests me

Youre the shitter

>>145340203
Hello. Yes. Work has been fun, but I'm enjoying a much more relaxed schedule after PGY1

>>145340113
>Last scene 2016-06-12 21:36:13

AWWW YISSSSSSS
welcome back buddy.

>>145340228
Just, words cannot express that you're standing around in a dept of plasma without fire protection and not only that but you're alive to touch the console while borgs idle. Take a wild guess what isn't rogue

>>145340196
I know more about medbay than you my dude i'm just a lazy shitter and want to experiment with stuff without any duties looming over my head

Can we have an actual talk about Ashe/Felicity and how it's the most annoying shit on the goddamn planet and borderline metacommunication? They're literally always together, going so far as to drag each other around. Need to kill one of them for greentext? Now you have to kill BOTH of them without either of them getting away or ratting on you. Ashe runs up to you and tells you the AI is rogue and to blow the borgs? Felicity is right behind her mindlessly agreeing with her so you now you've got two people telling you the AI is rogue instead of just one person so it sounds more legitimate. It's getting fucking ridiculous

>>145340328
Oh and I forgot to add you can talk without having to use an intercomm/bounced as well. There's a point where your clusterfuck of powergaming and metagaming becomes a problem and felicity has hit it.

>slow day at cargo
>notice the QM's wall is missing
>go investigate
>get knocked the fuck down and run my ass out of there because singulo got this far
why do ya'll use this meme engine?

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>>145337010

>>145340290
Fuck yeah.

>>145340409
>borderline metacommunication

lmao

>>145340409
I mean I'd be somewhat okay with it if they did it like Yahir/Nevill and rolled assistant and hung around in the bar just talking and stuff, but they take up actual job slots instead

>>145340409
Grab logs and make ban requests. Or just fraps a couple rounds following one.

>>145340460
Antag

>>145340409
That's the exact fucking opposite of metacommunication you goddamn mongoloid

>>145340409
In the interest of clarity I will be transparent and explain.

The AI made a metal foam reaction in a beaker which looked all the world like polyaciding since it's an ingredient. It did not announce it was doing this so Research flipped out and presumed the borgs were rogue.

The metabuddy stuff is going a little too far and they both need to cut that shit back. However in this instance, they had a decent reason to be afraid of the silicons and an unannounced surprise chemical reaction was an unfriendly way of saying hello. The RD was the most concerned party, not the two being lynched for it.

>>145340409
>Be brain
>Ashe starts borderline ERPing with the other bitch instead of borging me

>>145340726
Fuck off you're not me and I didn't even care
Don't post on my behalf

>>145340830
This was rounds ago, doofus

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>>145340726
>say *giggle
>"halp erp"

Do people really think ashe and felicity aren't using steam or other chats? Like how buddy buddy they are they have to be

>>145341141
Are you new?

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I wish I could sprite well.
I want nothing more than a Susie Sprite for borgs.

Why the fuck do people only want borg sprites to be fetish fuel?

>>145341531
borgs are inherently sexual

>>145340113
>Jed
weeeeeeew
Get in the Discord lad

>>145340719
RD here. If one person comes up to me and says "The AI is rogue!" I'm going to at LEAST take it into consideration, since people don't usually intentionally try to mislead me about that sort of thing unless they're memeing. I won't exactly act on it, but I'll at least keep it in the back of my mind moving forward. Two people come up to me and say "hey, the AI is rogue", I'm put in a super tough position. If the AI is actually rogue, and I don't do anything about it, everyone gets to bitch at me because I had two seperate people come up to me and tell me and I didn't do anything about it, and I look super bad and everyone throws a shitfit at the end of the round, so I feel like I'm obligated to do something about it at that point. And I can't just say "Well, I don't trust the two of you because you just hold each other's hands all shift" because that's some metagrudgey shit, but if Ashe was a traitor Felicity can just back up her claims baseless with no consequences. And yeah, I know this in this instance it was sort of justified, but because they do this every single round this is just going to turn into a recurring problem.

>>145341531
>fetish fuel
>being so autistic you equate cute to fetishes
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE KIRBY

This is even more evidence for forced random names/appearances

>>145341595
Fuck off.
>>145342075
Retard.

>>145342081
Yeah and let's also remove clowns
Actually no because that's retarded, let's just remove shitty clowns instead

>>145342160
Sorry Slippy Joe, don't want to give up your autistic snowflake name?
Maybe play on Bay or Hippie kid

>>145342125
>someone wants a cute video game related sprite
>"HUURRRR FETISHES MUH DICK HURR DURRR"

kill yourself.

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>>145342257
>someone wants a sprite to remind them of something that makes them hard
>goes apeshit when called out
Typical.

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>>145341531
people wana fuck robots

>>145342538
Yeah and people want to fuck argonians and khajit.
Now go ask for them on our server and see how you're received.

>>145342612
there are people who wouldn't?

>>145342494
Whats it like being so much of a nigger you can't differentiate when something being cute from something you want to stick your dick in?

>>145342160
Someone's mad that the Clown got the good shoes and walked by him.

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>>145342687
Are you trying to say shitty clowns don't exist?

>>145342735
No.

>>145342675
What's it like being so much of a Jew you lie through you teeth just to win a lost argument like that?

>>145343009
What's it like being Sarca?

>>145343009
>"u-u-u-u-ur lying!!!!111 OOGA BOOGA"

is it really worth having goonlights and parallax when all this lag is around?

why don't our coders have priorities?

>>145344104
Lights cause no lag for me

>>145344104
If you don't like it play somewhere else

>>145344104
Parallax doesn't lag anymore since Clusterfack optimized it. It's caused a host of other bugs related to a Byond bug regarding SEE_PIXELS, but lag is not one of its issues. It does, however, use your inbuilt hardware to make the parallax, so if you're suffering low framerate try disabling it.
Goonlights perform very slightly worse than the lighting system that we already had, and it's not like we were hurting for processing power.

You just assume these things are laggy because they are new and obvious and the lag is new and obvious, but correlation does not equal causation.

If you want to know, for a fact, what is causing lag, ask Clusterfack or someone else with profiling access that can actually see what processes are using the CPU the most.

>>145344104
I haven't played since it was added

Can't you just turn it off for yourself?

>>145344104
What lag?

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post old screencaps

>>145344814
>taken since vaults were added a couple months ago
>old

>>145344814
>Vault added in late April
"old"

>>145344921
>atmos isn't N2
It's shit.

>>145344921
bar is pretty lackluster but poly alone makes up for it

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I laughed hard at this Ryan guy with only one arm in a wheelchair and wearing a tophat.

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>HoS starts trying to stun a zombie
>It almost kills me because people kept running by the flashers

>>145345334
>people building obstacles inside medbay's lobby
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>captain sets Felicity to arrest for stealing the antique laser rifle
>sec comes after her
>ashe keeps dragging her around
>Sandy finally stuns her
>Felicity jaunts away with wizard powers
>Ashe tries to accuse Sandy of vaporizing her

>it's a person uses their static name despite being a antag not on the crewmanifest e.g a wizard

>Bayonetta exit midi
I just fell in love with this game

>>145345412
>Magic nutriment box

>>145345450
You ahelped it right? Felicity wasn't even crew. Ashe had zero reason.

>>145345450

>>145345450
They set Ashe to arrest.
The vaporizing part was just her being retarded.

>>145345334
That will never stop being funny

>tfw borg and nobody changes laws during wizard invasion, forcing you to only stun leebin jaunt wizards who just jaunt if you stun them

NO
JAUNT
WHEN
STUNNED
WHEN
?

Or at least make jaunt unable to upgrade so no low cooldown

>>145345464
It's actually pretty smart. Why would you look in the crew manifest for someone who is always in the crew manifest?

>>145345551
Blink 3, jaunt 2 mustard rice

>>145345576
It's really fucking meta too.

>>145345450
Ashe and Felicity banned for metagaming when.

>>145345576
Even more justification for removal of static names

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>>145345334
Literally can not stop giggling.
HONK!

>>145345551
wizard is supposed to be overpowered

>>145345612
If they get banned who will be our new waifus?

>>145345576
>Metagaming

>>145345638
Yes, by having awesome powers that kill or disable people

They should just get an anti-taser spell instead of having jaunt on such a low cooldown/ability to use jaunt while stunned so they have to invest in shit

>>145345615
Never cause it doesn't do shit. You can take away bob dylan's looks and name but you know bob when you see him working.

>>145345649
We will have ~each other~.

Waifus are shit

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>>145345649
I like Daisy.

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>>145345551
List of objectively shit mechanics that make me stop playing
>Jaunt
>Shunt
>Blink
>Deathsting working while stunned

>>145345638
You can be overpowered without being extremely unfun for everyone involved
Alternatively, you can be overpowered while still requiring even a modicum of effort/skill

Wizard-Bannable offense to use static names as a wizard when?

>>145345683
They do, it's called mutate

>>145345683
The big issue really was that nobody changed the fucking silicon laws
Yred was itching to get his valids, pointing out "Wow, she isn't even on the crew manifest" when Felicity was dicking around with the telesci welderbomb
JUST
FUCKING
CHANGE
LAWS

what is it with new players and using their ckey in their name

>Sybil = Sybil
>SandySand = Sandy Sand

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>>145345450
>later she teleports me into a small room with a fuel tank bomb, a zombie, and probably the captain too

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>>145345784
But then Yred would get his valids on.
I want him to squirm on his chair.

>>145345765
Shunt is alright since it has an argument. You secure the fucking pinpointer at roundstart out of good practice. The AI shunts during malf, the pinpointer points right to it and you collect your malfvalids.

The others drive me up a fucking wall though.

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It didn't feel like a success ;-;

>>145345612
Right after Yahir and Nevill get their metagaming bans.

>>145345464
I tend to use a specific name/character for a specific job so long as its not antag. Like

>jon the janitor
>mother monroe

or stuff like that. Is that as bad as job switching statics if not worse?

>>145345887
Problem is that it's way too fucking easy to get rid of the pinpointer, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING AI WILL SHUNT
You know what's the other real problem? Bluescreen APCs not decreasing timer when destroyed

>>145345894
Pottery.

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>>145344814

>>145345982
That actually works properly now, welderbomb APCs to up the duration.

>>145345686
Yes, but you'd have to actually WITNESS him do it
Right now I see Sawbones, I expect shittery. I've already predicted his playstyle from his name/appearance
The playstyle would reveal the player, not the other way around

>>145346027
Really? Since when?
I might not immediately suicide succumb and go for a walk after delta now.

>>145345982
>You know what's the other real problem? Bluescreen APCs not decreasing timer when destroyed
>>145346027
It fucking better. I discovered this myself when I was nut deep in an APC and the timer didn't increase. I was livid. I had that AI dead to rights with locations on multiple BSOD'd APCs and we were gonna get it without the pinpointer.

Yes the AI, if it has any sense, will tell a borg to go janitor instead of security and immediately garbage bag that fukken pinpointer where it will never ever ever get free from. But if you have a Captain then that Captains job is to secure the business. And if you don't it's securities job to make sure the HoP/A Head/or themselves do it.

>>145346000
Jesus Christ it looks like India.

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>>145346218
>have any of your borgs space the captain at any point
>doesn't matter if he screams that borgs are rogue you already had the purple snow ready
or just have them space the corpse after you fart the purple snow, not like it matters

>>145346000
>>145346298
BRING BACK OLD BAR

>>145345887
>>145345982
>>145346407
most of the time you don't even need to worry about the pinpointer because nobody knows who has it or where it is

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>>145345894
>caring for greentext more than your waifu life

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What's your cola of choice?
Space Cola or Spepsi?

>>145346414
REMOVE WOODEN FLOOR
It's fucking disgusting and you have to go through the tedious process of removing it all, replacing it with metal floor tiles, then painting each tile every round you decide to renovate it.

>>145346729
I only drink Robust Cola, sir.

>>145346729
Dr. Gibb

Motherfucker.

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>thinking Felicity and Ashe are Metagaming
>watch the two no-lifers autists talk about the most inane shit for hours on end, completely oblivious to near every round-type.
>they literally make cakes with xenobotany on the outpost and tell each other how cute their jumpsuits are.

>>145346854
So?

https://imgur.com/a/9Lf86

For those of you who are curious about what Eggman's been up to since he left, here's some info on his time at KSP.

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>>145346854
I did the same as ghosts once

>>145345814
I'm going to start playing as Morena

Will a server ever be brave and mature enough to bring back poo into SS13?

>>145348017
no

>>145348017
Glad it's gone.

>>145345894
>killing your friend
I would broke up with you if I were her

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>finally roll traitor medbay
>EVERYTHING goes to shit
>can't complete objectives because paramedic room was blown to bits
>carry the locked locker in case it has the hypo spray
>it doesn't

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WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>145347213
Eggman should just come back and spend the rest of his life making this game less shit

He's failed at everything else

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TOUCHE

>>145346854
>Go to rnd to ask for supplies
>It is Ashe or felicity can't remember
>"Sure thing, I will bring them"
>Go back to my department
>Time drags on so I go back and check
>Nothing made
>Ring the bell 6 times with a shaft miner
>Eventually the whore comes into rnd dragging fucking Ashe around
>"Oh great"
>"They will be ready soon!"
>OK I say and return again to my department
>Time drags on AGAIN
>Go back to rnd and see my items just lying on the protolahte
>Felicity nowhere to be seen
>Tell them over comms to make another thing then bring them to me
>I never got the items

I don't mind you two jerking off in maintenance all round but at least do your fucking job.

>>145348289
Leon shut the fuck up about the book you "wrote" by copy pasting something from 10 fucking years ago
It's actually just retarded

>>145348246
I assume it was for when I walk toward the tatertot in the window after the shuttle launched.

>having fun times with the mime all shift
>we start our tag again
>he goes out of the bar and goes right
>he's eaten by the singularity
;_;

>>145348469
>About to have fun
>singuloose
>He's not even in the next lobby so I can be angry and bitter at him
;-;

>>145348182
>>145348203
>meme

I miss Rail.
I miss Rambling.
I miss Kayahi.

>>145348885
Kayahi was on literally a few hours ago

>>145348916
You're mistaking him with some other vox.
It's understandable, they all look the same.

so who blew the AME up

why'd that engineer try to space the shard when it was stabilized

>>145325781

I don't care what they say about her, she is going to be mine soon. Your days are numbered, Ashe.

>>145349136
>>145349284
Too busy jacking it to your waifu to learn how to spoiler?

>>145349284
You can have her and I'll have Ashe.
Where shall we meet to discuss kidnapping them apart?

>>145347213
Wow Eggman got fucked.

>Join a server
>The power has run out and everything is dark
Why does this always happen?

>>145349404
I'll let you guys use the brig if you promise me you'll abuse them and let me record it

/vg/ needs more game modes

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>>145337010

>>145352805
it's coming but these things take time

still more than 200 errors in this port, but that's progress from more than 350 originally

/vg/ doesn't need more game modes

i haven't had a chance to peek clockcult but i heard folks on /tg/ ""finished"" it
anyone had a chance to play it
i don't expect it to be great or anything because nobody here really understands game design but i am curious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA
thanks cawmother

So how is traitor AI any different than regular AI except you don't win the round if you disable it? Am I going to have to be super suspicious of the AI now for doing anything slightly weird, since it can not grief without mass slaughter?

>>145353808
>Am I going to have to be super suspicious of the AI now for doing anything slightly weird, since it can not grief without mass slaughter?
No.
And AI can easily kill select targets if the AI isn't shit.
AI being "slightly weird" can be because captain uploaded a different lawset and you shouldn't instantly thermite in because AI won't let you into armory..

N3X15 has failed in absolutely everything he tried.

His game, his company, his Spess, his imageboard. Everything.

>>145353653
I MISSED YOU VELARD

>>145354462
you gonna have to keep missin me cause i ain't here to stay

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THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>145353808
I could have done everything I did that round up till the end as a regular AI under asimov.

>>145314938
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10419
http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2085297&hl=color%20matrix#comment19719420

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>>145346414
I didn't remove it and I am sick of mapping lately. I already have one small project I'm doing that I don't want to

>>145346624
>get to the core
>no one knows where the FUCKING pinpointer is
>comms are down
>halls are plasma
>there's a fucking borg outside the bridge
>someone just pushed you into the turrets and you're stunned

>>145354863
The sprites kinda ugly but the work is excellent.

>>145354503
I miss you too

>no rei
>no velard

>>145355614
The sprite is literally just a regular window with one of its sides darkened.
ANY window can be made into a one-way window with the application of plastic, and its sprite is just its normal sprite plus a dark rectangle on one side.

>>145355480
what you mappin

>>145354863
And what the fug is it use?

>>145355761
Mainly in the interrogation room, so you can watch the interrogation like actual real police do instead of having to listen to the prisoner via intercom and watch him via camera while sitting in a room that's right next door.

>>145355732
test map stuff nothing noteworthy for players.

>>145355689
How does it decide which side is opaque? Do you apply the plastic after the window is anchored?

>>145355761
There's a few little areas that have been cheated with super hacky workarounds like Shadowmech said. Interrogation is a window that is dense (you can't see through it) with a camera console linked to a camera in interrogation.

Overall just terrible work that was done quickly like any other realistic project that made it to the finish line.

>>145355851
>How does it decide which side is opaque?
The opaque side is always the side opposite the window's direction. For example, if the window is facing north, you won't be able to see through it if you stand south of it.

You can tell which way the window is facing by which side of the glass the dark overlay is on.

You can apply the plastic at literally any point. It's not a separate subtype of window, it's a var on the window itself, so you can change it at any time via application of plastic or removal of plastic via crowbar.

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>>145355928
That's good shit. Well done. I can go to bed slightly happier.

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>>145337010

I need a (You).

>>145356979
Ooh, I want (You)
I don't know if I need (You)
But, ooh, I'd die to find out

>>145356979
Hi~

>>145357551
>tfw you get a huge erection whenever someone uses tildes when talking to you

>>145356979
(You) for a (You)

>>145357727
Tilde genetic defect when?
Maybe jutht add it to lithp, or thomething~

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>>145357936
standalone would be more than enough

>>145357823
Thanks for the (You).

>>145357543
Come stand a little bit closer
Breath in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit (You)
When I get to (You)

>>145357551
London

>>145358059
>London
Chicago.
Wheaties, breakfast of champions.

>You will never whoop Spiderman's ass

>>145358059
As a Foundation left to create the spiral aim
A movement regained and regarded both the same
All complete in the sight of seeds of life with (You)

tfw you win highlagder

>>145358605
pet stacking when?

>>145358059
(You) can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If (You) choose not to decide, (You) still have made a choice
(You) can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose freewill

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Keep going or back to the drawing board? It's a puzzle trying to get everything to fit

>>145359367
Remove the walls on the bathroom. Make it public, they deserve no privacy

>>145359465
The best place for the north xray camera is actually where the soap is

>>145326827
this

>>145359367
reinforced plasma glass.
also that perma looks better than most of the station

>log in
>click who
>see ckeys of people I've befriended
>alt+F4
I hate being shy.

>>145360425
just talk anon

>>145360425
That's not being shy, that's having no confidence.

Do something constructive to build that confidence, or fake it before you make it, anon.

>69.4 MB update

For what purpose

>>145360425
you could just not talk to them, buddy.

>>145360594
>>145361286
Getting mixed signals, here.

>>145360772
Like what?

>>145361485
they're both valid options anon.

>>145361485
Follow your heart and talk with them

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>>145360313
>>145359465
okay done, I think I've managed to cram everything in

>>145361575
>>145361683
Odds I talk
Evens I uninstall

>>145362257
time to talk

>>145361047
Yesterday it was possible to get infinite materials. Dunno if it's fixed yet.

>>145362257
congrats anon, now you get to socialize

Found an exploit, I'll exploit the shit out of it.

fucking fuck

>touch shocked door
>"Wow I really wish i was dead right now"
>assistant runs in at mach speed screaming "PRAISE ALLAH"
>shoots me to death
i chuckled

>>145362742
ban when

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>greyshit tries to install sharia law on station
>mfw I remove his kebab religion

>>145341108
>emoting such faggotry
Might as well me: fucks u in the butt hehe

>>145345814
maximun retardshilling

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hey guys im gay and proud and love this anime

>>145365230
we know, celt

>>145365230
Is this going to be on the test?

>>145348979
No, I legitimately was on a few hours before that post. I still play, just not as often as I used to.

PAPI

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>accidentally taze the nun as I'm chasing a suspect
>she falls on the ground crying in a full epileptic seizure
>Knights burst forth from the chapel and come to dues vult my ass

I'm so sorry mother sista!

>>145365230
What's it like to have shit taste?

>>145363418
>me purrs happily!

>>145368181
>me me happily!

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>Captain was a traitor
My trust, forever shattered.

>>145369417
:vMesa think you should stop.

>>145369459
I told you man, I told you the cap wasn't trustworthy, even with my last breath

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Post the name of your favourite greytider with a related image

Kaylie Morgan

>doesn't sperg out when arrested
>pretty chill and friendly in brig
>sometimes does some heavy greytiding but it's easily fixed
>cute