/owg/ - Overwatch General

Looking for that one /owg/ shitposter that offered to bang me

IF I GET PUT INTO DORADO ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

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cute

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Suits

>>145316773
He was joking

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But she makes my dick hard as diamond

>>145316773
asl?

I think I ALWAYS lose on Nepal, hate that fucking set of maps.

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>>145316660
my headcanon is that zarya has a thing for older men and has a massive crush on soldier 76 and Reinhardt

>it's a double Genji on defense episode

>>145316762
THICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Jesse McCree! Learn you some things about Jesse McCree!

How can I listen to music and play overwatch at the same time without completely hindering myself?

>>145316808
Why's Winston so small here?

Also could that robot be Liao? I don't think it's Zenyatta.

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>>145316808
>AWARD CEREMONY SKINS
>N E V E R
>E
>V
>E
>R

>win a match
>lose next one because LMAO DOUBLE GENJI
>get placed in a game in progress 0.5m from end at defense
fuck off.

>>145316990
Impossibru
Footsteps are paramount

>>145316976
did you break?

>>145316990
mute game music (but not sound effects, voices and the like)
play music at super low volume, low enough for you to still clearly hear sfx

>tfw you can't throw orbs while charging zenny's balls

>>145316814
Don't try to speak for other people
I can hold onto hope

>>145316851
I will say "the south"

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>>145316808
WHERE IS THIS GUY

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>tfw

>>145316997
>k-chaw

That got me

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HEAD CANON TIME

>Jack tried to turn down command. He was pressured into accepting.
>He never wanted to stay in Overwatch or to accept the burden of being a hero. That's exactly why he was given power over the most dangerous group of people ever.
>Zarya is very feminine, and uses hair color and nail polish to make herself look more girly.
>Genji has the high score on every video game at every Overwatch base.
>One day, Reinhardt is truly going to snap and see everyone as monsters. Everyone is afraid of when it is going to happen.

double genji vs double hanzo

which is worse

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>>145316605
TURN IT UUUUUUUUP

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>>145316762
>until you see her face

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>>145317039
>tfw you get the Genji that's literally A_Seagull, but Russian.
Trash talker, but damn did he fuck the enemy up.

>>145316680
Memes and butts aside, I think Dva's backside looks very nice.

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Who's your favorite

>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support

Tracer, Junkrat, Roadhog, Lucio here

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>>145317078
Metzen only came up with him a couple weeks ago so wait for more history stuff to come out.

>>145317157
Hanzos at least have useful ultimate and they can kill shit at random. Genji is always a dead weight.

>>145317073
How far south? I'm technically "the south" too. Although instead of rednecks and niggers it's all tourists and old people.

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Drunk shitter looking for some friends. Group with me for a little while.
Anon#1985
PC
NA

>tfw terrible aim
>pick torbjörn
>suddenly I'm good

holy shit, all I have to do is be creative with placing my turrets and I get kills/assists left and right.

>>145316995
Just realized it wouldn't make sense for an Omnic to be a founding member of Overwatch, I'm fucking dumb.

>>145317071
>Hanzo charges his arrow faster and can change between his arrows whenever he wishes

>>145317286
>Kill shit at random
That's literally all Hanzo does. His his primary, his lol shotgun arrow, and his ult. He just does stuff and hope someone walks into his telephone poles.

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>>145317085

>>145317175
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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post cute potg

>>145317338
Torb is even more deadly if you learn how to lob his gun's m1 and use the M2 at close range.

>>145317308
Georgia

>>145317250
Pharah
Mei (Torb is close)
Roadhog
Lucio

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>>145317246
Agreed

>>145317175
That Lucio truly hates Widowmaker.

>>145317250
Genji
Junkrat followed very closely by Torb
Reinhardt
Zenyatta

>>145317250
Pharah
Torbjorn
D.Va
Lucio

>>145317338
Torb is a fucking beast. People underestimate him because so many bad people play him.

I absolutely fuck people up with his gun.

>>145317175
That's hilarous.

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>>145317254
>WE WILL NEVER GET THESE SKINS


>>145317426
I'M LOVIN THIS

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>>145316762
>dat D.va ass

goddayum

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>>145317064
No I'm sorry I was just busy shitposting in an E3 thread! But here are five fun facts about Jesse McCree to tide you over until the sun reaches it's zenith!

1. McCree wears a red pancho!
2. Red is the cutest color!
3. On the range > riverboat!
>: Country boys are the best!

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>tfw they call you a nigger one too many times

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I'VE JUST JOINED 5 SHITSTOMPS ALL WITHIN 30 SECONDS OF LOSING

STOP FUCKING RAGEQUITTING AND TAKE YOUR LOSSES

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>play solo
>always lose

>play with group
>win and get +3 gold medals every game

Explain why this game isn't fun when playing solo, its really pissing me off.

>>145317250
Pharah
Symmetra fuck you she's obviously defense
D.Va
Zenyatta

>>145317250
Reaper
Mei
Zarya
Zenyatta / Lúcio (tied)

>playing Winston on koth
>go apeshit
>don't know wtf is going on
>get like 6 kills
>potg

huh.

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>Watchpoint Gibraltar
>enemy team is really kicking our asses
>Say fuck it and go Zarya
>we push through, difficult going the whole way
>get to the end, we're twenty meters or so from capping it and just cleared it out when three of the other team comes out of spawn
>Graviton their asses
>triple kill
>payload gets to the end, we win
>potg is a McCree spawn camping us at the start.

No game, fuck you.
Fuck you right in your hypothetical ass.

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>>145317134
Is Amber the golden one that looks like Prince Stennis's armor from The Witcher 2?

>>145317250
76
junkrat
roadhog
zen

need aus bro friends to play with

Hiding#1419

>>145317669

yup

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>tfw Soldier 76's legendary skins all suck

>>145317629
Because Blizzard's matchmaking is absolutely shit.

>>145317629
Because you get to fill that one spot when it's two 5 premades.

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>>145317629
Because like most teamwork orientated games, you do better with teamwork

>>145317445
I was actually thinking of moving up there eventually. Close enough that I'm not super far from my family but far enough to escape the deadly traffic and humidity. Maybe we can share rent and be cute fuckbuddies together.

>>145317250
Tracer
Mei
Zarya
Mercy

>>145317575
>WE WILL NEVER GET THESE SKINS
Reaper's, Torb's, and Mercy's we already have.
Rein without armor is noooope.
We'll likely get Mcskill's Blackwatch skin eventually, and we have no idea about Ana's.

As for the rest, I would like them, but we probably won't get.

>arriving at the Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack!
THIS IS FUN
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
FUCKING FUN

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>>145317250
Junkrat :^)/spoiler]
Torbjorn
Zarya
Zenyatta

>>145317702
ebola?

>>145317250

>Offense
Pharah, though I'm terrible with her, so I mostly go 76
>Defense
Junkrat, how can you hate his face and massive amount of explosive ordinance?
>Tank
Zarya or Roadhog
>Support
Zenyatta

>>145317724
>implying 76's legendary skins aren't all great
>implying literally every single one of his skins isn't great

Second only to Pharah with how good his skins are as a whole.

>teammates so bad that you have to repeatedly kill Tracer and Reaper for them
>while playing Mercy
>And get silver frag

I don't even know what to do with this game at this point.

>>145317250
McReee
Bastion
D.va
Zenyatta

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Would you guys rather have an unannounced hero release and just log in one day to a pleasant surprise or would you want two months notice and a lot of reviews/info from the test servers?

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"Reinhardt
From the Germanic name Raginhard, composed of the elements ragin "advice" and hard "brave, hardy". The Normans brought it to England in the form Reinard, though it never became very common there. In medieval fables the name was borne by the sly hero Reynard the Fox (with the result that renard has become a French word meaning "fox"). "

Pharah
Means "joy" in Arabic.

Mercy (aka Angela)
Feminine form of Angelus (see ANGEL). As an English name, it came into use in the 18th century."

>>145317742
Let me know, babe

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>>145317724
feels bad man

>>145317724
Commando gets a scifi M4, it's really cool.

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>>145317250
Tracer
Widowmaker
DvA (tanks are gross tho)
Mercy

>>145317821
Evel Knievel is a meme skin and looks like shit

Gold is better than the Commando skin

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>>145317840
Two months wait time so we have more to discuss than TEAM UNGA ME BUNGA LOSE

>>145317784
I've been winning on Anubis attack much more lately. Before attacking on it and Volskaya were my least liked but now it seems like I win on each of those in under five minutes.

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>>145317742
>>145317445

Please stop. This is so embarrassing to watch I have transcended normal cringe and my spine is actually sliding out my anus.

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>Arriving at [king of the hill map]

>>145317910
smugberry a cute
CUTE

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>THESE SHITTERS ACTUALLY EXIST AND PLAY ON CONSOLE

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xth for cosplay

IIRC this guy did Symmetra too

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>>145317938
>first pick
>HANZO

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>>145317763
I meant the ones we don't already have

And yeah, Winston, and Rein/Pharah without armor isn't happening.
But Genji's, McSkill's, Tracer's, and 76's would be really cool

>>145317918
>not charging into battle with your cape waving behind you in the wind

Shit taste.

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>>145317175
>The way he ults and comes slamming down

fucking brilliant

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>tfw no succubus(male) gf

>>145317250
Pharah
Widow
Reinhardt
Mercy

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>>145317938
>He mains widowmaker

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>Be Precision German Engineering
>Ready to drop a fucking hammer down
>Four people next to a ledge on Ilios pushing
>Stunned them all with the hammer
>About to drag them all into the abyss with one rocket charge
>Literally pissing myself with excitement so hard I passed a kidney stone
>Our Mei icewalls me short in front of them all
I just let myself fucking die at that point

>>145317724
>he didn't order origins edition

>>145317250
Lucio
Lucio
Lucio
Lucio/Mercy

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHH, TUURRRRRRNNNNNNN IIIIITTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPPPPP

My biggest worry for this game is the map design won't improve in the slightest.

>>145318101
I despise snipers in every game ever made.

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>>145317938
>Loading
>[Unintelligible Babble]
>...
>LA LO LEEEEEEEEEE

>>145318026
>Pharah
That's her mother. So its possible we could get that skin.

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>Hanzo
>Widowmaker
>Genji
>Reaper
>McCree

Yeah I think I'm done with this game for a while.

>>145318121
I'd use the skin but not having a separate voice actor for it annoys me

>>145317910
I really wanted to learn to play widow when I first started playing OW but couldnt aim for shit. I knew that eventually games will turn into widow snipefests and having the upper hand will be extremely important. After 20-30 hours of practicing I finally got the hang of her and am now consistently doing good with her. Feels really satisfying seeing her smug face during PotG highlight intros.

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>>145317157
Hanzo studied archery in Anor Londo, the huge hit boxes on his arrows ensure even incompetent ones get kills, plus his ult and abilities are good and require only vague aiming to be of use.

Trash Hanzos are bad because they never get on the payload or the point, and only just sit back at mid range plinking away to get dem frags, never bothering to look up at floating Pharahs or engage murderous Widowmakers.

Trash Genjis are much, much worse though. They run off on their own and spend the whole match trying to 1v1 heroes that they will usually lose to, depriving their team of a member while being nothing but a small nuisance to the enemy.

Both are reviled because they disregard teamwork and refuse to switch when they're being countered, but the Hanzos are marginally more tolerable.

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>>145318112
>Literally pissing myself with excitement so hard I passed a kidney stone

Made me laugh.

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>>145318074
>see mercy cosplayer
>with her 9/10 bf, dude was ripped
>she's 6/10 face at best, 8/10 body, not really in shape
>mfw dudes date girls 40,000 leagues underneath them to get nerdy girls

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>>145317994
>le console meme

I'm really upset about instant matches tons of friends and not a widow in sight
I play on both and often use a controller on pc with no difference in performance
You guys are fucking silly

>>145318195
Oh, my bad.

Another thing I really wanna see is a Mondatta skin for Zenyatta

When is it alright to leave a game without being penalized? As soon as DEFEAT/VICTORY appears, can you leave without worry? What about during pre-game?

When is xp given? As soon as the words defeat/victory appear?

>>145317250
Genji
Widowmaker
Zarya
Lucio

Maybe it's the /pol/ in me but I can't fucking stand Lucio.

Whenever I'm Mercy I'll never revive him or help him in any way

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Post some cute Mei.
Mei will mei-ke Overwatch great again!

>>145318396
Once defeat/victory comes up and during character pick screen.

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>tfw nobody would help you find a keyboard so you just bought a k70 and it's actually pretty nice

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>>145317938
>instalock support
>one teammate is at the enemy dying already
>another teammate is 30 feet behind him thinking he can save them last second
>another teammate is 30 more feet behind thinking they can save it last second
>they all die because they're out of range of heals & running into a fully recuperated enemy blockade
>none of them learn their lesson the first 20 deaths

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You have ten seconds to explain why WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY isn't your voice line

>>145317927
I just want to put my dick in something. Don't judge me.

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I SURE DO FUCKING LOVE GETTING HOOKED THROUGH WALLS

>>145318510
Because it's WOOOOOOOO JACKPOT

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>>145318396
I've already been penalized for leaving games without character models, I don't care too much about XP

I'll test this right now


WISH ME LUCK LADS

>>145318491

>DVa is a pro gamer
>Therefore she likes (to the point of obsession judging by fanart) Doritos and Mountain Dew

Good to see the internet is driving this fucking meme from 2010 into the ground

>>145318510
Because "that's how you get tinnitus" is better.

>>145318416
I can't stand playing him either. If he was white and not a filthy nigger I'd play him.

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>>145318491
k70 is a fucking solid mech keyboard, probably one of the best of its price range

what keys did you get? red? blue? brown?

>tfw got blues
>tfw CLAK CLACK LCACK
>tfw satisfaction

>>145318510
It is, though

I use it when I bump people off ledges

>>145318541
20tick

>>145318510
I don't have it unlocked

>tfw level 42

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>>145317331
Come on, accepting anyone. Just need some friends...
Anon#1985
PC
NA

>>145317250
Winston
Winston
Winston
Winston

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>>145317431

>>145317250
Reaper
Junkrat
Roadhog
Lucio

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>>145317250
McCree
Bastion
Reinhardt
fuck supporting, I'd rather lose

>>145318510
That's not "that's how you get tinnitus."

>>145318284
>Guy is with a girl he likes

WHOA THERE.

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>>145318510
CANT STOP; WONT STOP!

>>145318671
I have the same keyboard. It gets super dirty. Also I spilled water on it and shorted like half the LEDs.

>>145317250

Tracer
Junkrat
Roadhog
Lucio

>>145317250
76
Torbjörn
Winston
Mercy

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does anyone even use the google doc anymore?

>>145318284
It's about value. Women have more inherent value in society, therefore they can date up much easier.

>>145317250
>Offense
Hard to choose, not sure I have a true favorite for these. 76 or Pharah possibly, since I use those two the most.

>Defense
Bastion. He's a robot. Recon mode is fun, as is trying to get behind the enemy team then mow em down in Sentry Config.

>Tank
D.Va for sure because mechs though I don't use her as much as I like- Reinhardt gets most of my time spent on tanks

>Support
Probably Lucio, just because I love his energy and animations. Zenyatta's a close second though.

>>145318510
I spam HIT ME at the enemy as I zoop around

>Push the payload to within 1 meter of the finish
>Wipe to LE HIGH NOON
>Payload rolls down
>Get it to within 3m
>Reinhardt abandons the Bastion/Mercy pushing the cart to chase a Tracer
>Wipe
>2mins later
>Reinhardt says "Lol you guys are fucking garbage, learn to play or fucking quit you retards"

My blood is boiling. I Alt+F4'ed right there. He literally could no keep himself alive, even if I was directly healing him.

All he did was put his shield up till it broke, then die. Even in peace he never put it down, never swung his hammer, never used his fire slash, never even used his Ult

>>145318284
Literally what is the problem here

>plebbit wants to remove Widowmaker

Are you guys ass-backwards retarded enough to agree?

>enemy team is dead
>capping the point
>im the only one on the point
>rest of my team goes up ahead to spawn camp
>they all die
>the point still isnt capped
>I die in an instant

why
why wont you just get on the fucking point
WHAT IS SO HARD

>>145318510
because I don't have it yet. Instead I have "YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!"

>>145317250
>Offense
Soldier: 76 and Genji

>Defense
Hanzo

>Tank
Reinhardt

>Support
Mercy and Lúcio

>>145318671
I got the quickfire one, I had a tenkeyless mx black thing before

>avoid+block every windowlicker i run into, good, bad, enemy team, my team
>do the same for every and all mccree
>games are now actually fun
just remove them already, blizzard. you failed. put them back in when you rework their kits and stats.

>>145318284
That's why I hit on femboys on /owg/

It's so much less stressful

Does anyone here have Architech or Vishkar Symmetra? I'm curious if her sentries look any different in those, like they do in her goddess skins.

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>too deep into omarwatch

>>145318284
guys in generally are more willing to date below their attractiveness based on personality

women are not

>>145318998
Fuck no, I hate Widowmaker SO FUCKING MUCH but a team shooter, or most shooters without a sniper are retarded.

Slow her charge time, maybe give body shots slightly less damage, have her ult be announced louder and she is good to go

>>145318998
no

People are retarded. Widowmaker seems to be the crutch people use for being bad. Literally the only reason I dont play her is because I am too old to deal with their crying every game.

It sucks because lightning gun was my favorite unreal gun

>>145316808
Tracer looks fucking hot in a suit and without the retarded googles

Mei players should kill themselves.

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Got muh 1K coins. Sunyatta or Valkyrie? I already have Imp for Mercy but... She's a bae with the Valkyrie skin

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>>145318510
Because I GOTTA BELIEVE

>>145319184
She needs severe nerfs including hp reduction.

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Is the matchmaking for this game really bad? Every game has been a stomp

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>>145318284
dude you always date/marry the 6/10s
having a good body is just a bonus

>>145317250
Tracer
Hanzo
D.Va
Zeny

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she is literally evil

>>145319219
retard

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>>145318510
It is my voice line, though.

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>>145317910
Purification storyline when? Come on, its Blizzard, you know it is going to happen. This is the n-th corrupted fem fatal character they made.

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>>145318998
I'd just take her ult being louder for now because nothing is as unfun as being instantly shot in the head because nobody was close enough to hear her whisper.

Why does Pharah get so much shit for being easy? She's absolute trash if you aren't getting direct hits. Very easy to tell a good Pharah from a bad one.

>>145318802
>d.va streaming her overwatch escapades
why ISN'T this canon?

>>145318998
No, because I play on PS4 and barely ever run into them.

>>145319281
Matchmaking for this game is absolute garbage, as it averages the hidden MMR of players team-wide.
So you can have team A, where everyone's around 2000 rating, and team B where two players are at 4000 and the rest around 1000.
Guess who will win.

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>die on the capture point
>spectator cam while dead shows my useless teammate not moving because he's busy bitching in chat nobody is getting on the point

>>145319332
That look of pure sadistic glee

We must kill the Mei before it's too late

>>145318491
I have a K65 (among other keyboards), Corsair makes some solid hardware (outside of the shitty bottom row spacing making replacement caps a huge pain in the ass). The only thing I dislike about the Corsair line is their software fucking sucks massive dick

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>>145319053
>this derriere destroyed over la sniper of ass and Noonman
Did that hurt? Where did they touch you?

>>145317250
Pharah
Junkrat
Zarya
Lucio

>>145319423

It is. From the official Blizz site:

>Seeing her new mission as a game, D.Va fearlessly charges into battle alongside the rest of her MEKA unit, ready to spring to her nation's defense at a moment's notice. Recently, she has begun to stream combat operations to her adoring fans, and her growing following has turned her into a global icon.

>>145319332

t. reddit

>>145319558
Except this is about the Omnic kaiju hunting.

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>>145319449
What? That's moronic.

Do I get a loss on my permanent record for being forced on to a game that is 10 seconds from defeat too?

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>>145317137
I agree with the hair part for Zarya, she's gotta intimidate most men. So it's no stretch that any man who treats her like any other woman she would develop at least some interest.
I ship McCree and Zarya, send help I've started shipping.

>>145318468
Not true. You can leave pre-game too. I've done this a number of times where some retard decides to play Tracer on defense. So long as you change before the match proper starts you won't get hit with the penalty.

>>145319423
It is

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>>145318998

Widow is fine, she just needs louder ult announcement and longer scope charge time

She gets outright countered by winston and a good reaper / genji can easily delete her from the game every time she respawns

The real problem is mcnigger and how he basically turns the whole map into a nogo zone

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Post win rates

>>145319564
so?

>>145319558
>D.VA streams her murdering people.

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>>145319332
>that shit eating grin she makes before the icicle leaves her gun

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>winston asks "why isn't anyone killing the sniper??"

>>145319608
I'm still waiting for the short of that to drop

>>145319412
Getting shot in the head and killed is fair game.
Taking 150 damage from a fucking bodyshot is not.

>>145319673
>omniggers
>people

>>145317175
swiggity swooty I'mma coming for that booty.

>>145319610
You might, but "it's a bug and shouldn't count" is the official response for being dropped into a game that close to a loss.

>>145319638
>widow is fine
>complains about the weakest part of mccree's kit
Shitter detected, I'm glad she's getting nerfed.

>>145319219
Just buy Safari

>>145319673
>omnics
>people

pick one

Do they really nerf the fan of McCree?Because it's not the biggest issue.Is it strong in 1v1 ?yes it is,especially against squishes.But you don't shred tanks completly.Roadhoag can kill you easy with the hook shotgun combo,the ape will kill you 90% of the time if he has ult and Reinhard is only vunerable from behind.I think Diva has the most problems with it.Also the Fan get's really hard to hit when people have good movement or when you have to drag the cross really hard.

I mean yeah it's easy to spray someone down who has been hit by the flashbang.But the flashbang is very short and it will kill you if you miss it.It's a do or die situation,you landed the flash you will most likely come on top out of the fight, if you don't the fan is not precise enough with quick moving targets.

The point I am trying to make is ,it's easy to hit a stunned target and spray it down.It's not hard to roll in someones face,throw the flash and get a kill and die.But this is not what makes him really strong.As longer as you play him or practice your aim with him,he gets so much more useful and deadlier.Just staying alive and aiming for the heads has so much more potential than doing a super offensive flash and die for one kill.You will shit on people way harder with good reflexes and aiming than Flash+Fan.

Since you only have 6 bullets aim is so important on him outside of the combo.Reloading or missing shots is very unforgiving in a 1v1,especially with none automatic shooting.

If they nerf his E or R,they should atleast reward good aim on him more.Or make the flash weaker, make it slow for examlple, while buffing the fan or the other way around.Because you can learn to controll the fan decently over time

>>145319219
kill urself my man

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So why isn't there an option to limit your search for certain maps and gamemodes

>>145319778
>tripfags
>people

pick one

>>145318186
I actually like Numbani.

>>145319638
>She gets outright countered by winston and a good reaper / genji can easily delete her from the game every time she respawns
Except a good Widow won't really get "countered" by a Winston. Her kit needs toning down, or she needs to have 150 hp. There is no other way.

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>>145319673

>"MY ARM. SOMEONE HELP. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE"
>"SERGEI NO! OH GOD SOMEONE GET A MED-*splatter*
>"Haha Winky Face!"

>>145319002
I think people become fucking retarded the instant they think they have an advantage. Their balls get too heavy for them, and they fall over like flailing retards, soaking in their own feces.

I cannot count the amount of games that might as well have been thrown because my team was doing good, and then suddenly just seemed to stop caring about the actual objective, and wanted to get kills. It's some dumb ape logic.

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>>145316819
>hard as ice?

If Mercy is a Valkyrie, why would she say "Til' Valhalla!" when resurrecting players? She's basically denying entry into Valhalla.

>>145319814
>>145319778
btfo

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IF FORCED 50 IS REAL WHY DID I GO FROM 55% WINS TO 46% IN A SINGLE DAY

>>145317250

76
mei
winston
zenyatta

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>>145319789
I didn't know McCree posted here

>>145319789
Your TL;DR is what literally every actually competent mccree already knows

He's gonna be fine

>>145319790
>>145319338

I'm sorry is this sort of thing frowned upon in /owg/?

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>>145318971
They're happy and I'm not

>>145319778
>>145319736
I want /pol/ to leave

>>145319875
>Mei will never freeze your dick as you're about to cum and thaw it out with her mouth
Why live?

>>145317331
>>145318679


I don't know how this works

>>145319896
They aren't meant to die yet, they're not ready for Valhalla.

>>145316819
what if all her bodyfats were melting even the butt and bossom

>>145320038
They literally aren't people though.

>450 ping out of nowhere
What the fuck? Am I the only one?

>>145319854
This.
Anybody who plays high levels and faces good widows knows that they are unkillable and will slaughter your entire team, the only solution being at least two winstons or an even better widow.

Everybody saying shes fine is a retard who only plays against retard level widows.

>>145319735
It's not the headshot that bothers me, but when her ult is so quiet you don't know she's been tracking you through a building and you're dead as soon as you turn a corner.

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POST YOUR WINRATE, TOTAL STATS, AND STATS FOR YOUR MAIN

>tfw zarya winrate way higher than average because i was a zen main for a while

>>145317575
How do you zigzag like that with lucio

>>145318905
How did you manage to get it for only $8?

>>145318998
>remove?
no
>balance?
yes

also add 2 bans to ranked matches

one character ban
one map ban

per team

>>145319638
She nees to haveh er scope chargeup increased by 50%, her ult chargeup rate doubled, global ult announcement, 125dmg body shots, and 175 HP. Then she will be fine - sometimes a good pick that can get some headshots in and remove priority targets but not an instapick on so many maps.

>>145320121
neither are tripfags

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>>145319956
>>145319958
yeah it's a long ass text but let's be real right clicking shitters is not what makes him great,so why nerf it.You just go bonkers with him if you enough aim to dominate midrange.

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I'll leave this here.

>>145317250
same except tracer on defense too

>>145320121
Filtered.

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Post, rate, get butthurt etc.

>>145319896
I see it as ,,we meet in valhalla but not today"

>>145319219
can't get dubs on /vg/ you fucking retard

>>145320204
150 hp. She has no business having more than that with her kit and her retarded fucking model.

>>145318998
Yes

>>145319145
delete this

>>145320269

Oh shit really? Damn. Didn't know.

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>>145320140
Nope, half the time I try to play my ping will jump to 400+ all match long which makes the game unplayable. Other times my ping will stay normal the entire time I play without this happening.

>>145320167
Combination of quiet ultimate + large headshot damage + quick follow up for decent damage is the worst

how the fuck is OW this frustrating???

how in the actual fuck does a casual game have so many frustrating elements to it? what the fuck? no other game has ever made me this mad and it's not because i'm super bad at it or anything, my averages are higher than most of the other players i see

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>>145316869
Huh...
somehow that makes her half more tolerable as a character.

next brawl should be race war where you pick a human character and hunt down as many omnics as you can.

team that kills the most wins

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>>145320226
>Phara/Mercy

I don't know why this is so appealing. Maybe it's because, I really like the pairing for team comps, it's fun against teams with either a shitty or no Widowmaker. I love being Phara's healslut

>>145320202
amazon does 20% off game preorders

>>145320196
It has to do with his animation, I tried it out


You gotta press and hold A/D when you press them you can't mash
Just hold for a little bit

Have a friend tell you what you look like in game and practice

>>145320226
would be better if the artist hadn't put a red bar across their faces

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>>145320342
It's a team game where people don't play as a team.

Not sure why people buy a game to that but there you go.

Dumb teammate stories, anyone?

>playing Zenyatta on offense
>about 60 seconds left
>enemy D.Va in my face
>NERF THIS!
>run like hell
>friendly Roadhog nearby
>"don't worry, I'll save you"
>he hooks the mech
>three members of our team suddenly appear next to our hog
>it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up
>kaboom
>kills all four of them
>we lose
>it's POTG

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>>145320215
We know. Shh.

>want to learn reaper and genji
>every game some edgeloard instalocks them

fucking hell. I know I could play them anyways but I don't like double heros. except for double torbjörn.

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>>145320226

Eh, I ship it.

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>>145319789
>McSkill misses his M2 on a still target

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16 W / 27 L

I dunno, should I just stop playing her? Looks like my team already lost when I pick Mercy.

>>145320269
you can't?
i thought this was a /v/ only kinda thing

>>145320287
She would be too squishy and McCree would outsnipe her all the time. Already happens sometimes even in competitive play.

>>145320514
Play Lucio instead.

>>145320554
McCree has falloff on his gun. And something with her hitbox should never have any more than 150 hp.

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>>145320226
>worst ship is inspired by pocket-healing shitters
Go figure.

>>145320554
If widow gets out sniped by a McCree she deserves to die

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>>145320384
>I really like the pairing for team comps
Just as well, not like there's any substance to pair otherwise

When will there be an evil omniac

>>145317724
Who needs legendary skin when his normal skins are so good?

Should be grateful with that, some characters don't have that either.

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>things that immediately tell you, that the other player is shit

>my "main"/"I don't switch" (even if every single fucking enemy counters his hero)
>"nerf mei"

>>145320389
I had no idea ;(

(I can logically assume it's too late now right?)

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How do you play mei? Every time I try I get 1 shot by random shit while freezing someone.

>>145320678
Smoke is the best.

>>145320621
Put another critspot on her butt. I have solved Overwatch. Blizzard job when?

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>McCree throws a flashbang at my corpse propped up against a wall in Kings Row

McCree players really are as bad as they say

>>145320342
It's a casual fps that people are trying to take seriously. Reminds me of how Smash tourneyfags take Smash seriously.

>>145314632
bastion is probably the hardest hero to play just because the enemy team will go out of their way just to kill you every single time

if you ever have an easy game as bastion the enemy team is fucking awful

>my average accuracy and k/d is going up
>my win/loss rate is going down big time and i'm now sub-50
>i'm getting better at the game but still losing more matches somehow

What is happening

>>145320514
I gave up on playing Mercy in solos, no matter how much I tried my team would mostly ignore me, straight up run into enemies and die or just not wait until I'm alive again before approaching.

>>145320752
i saw a mccree flashbang a torb turret before fanning it once.

>>145320684
I seriously thought I would be able to play this game without hero switching but it's absolutely mandatory outside of being on core characters.

The biggest problem I have is that if you hero switch but carry the shit out of the game you have a hard time getting a card at the end of the game.

>>145320752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQdHlPpzjo

>>145320621
>hook+lmb+melee a Widow
>survives with like 35hp
>hook+lmb+melee a Reaper
>dies
This is fine.

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>>145318263
>Hanzo studied archery in Anor Londo

>>145320684
>"I play Mei"

forced 50 isn't real :^)

http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us

>>145320621
She has the same hitbox as Symmetra doesnt she? She can even be headshot by spamzo arrows when she is out of vision behind cover.

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>stopping the payload RIGHT before the destination

Is there a better feel?

>>145320813

It's like they're fucking fainting goats

Any external stimuli and WHOAH THERE FANFANFANFANFAN

>>145320813
His flashbangs work on turrets, no joke.

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>>145320757

>tfw one of my friends in uni is a smashfag and we make fun of him constantly

they always get so fucking mad about it too

TAKE MY SPERG BUTTONMASHER SERIOUSLY /fgg/!!!!

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>>145320514
Mercy does not work well when:
>playing KotH
>your teammates run one-by-one into the enemy and die
>you get picked off because literally nobody's paying attention to flanks

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of utility in her but pubs never ever pay attention even though there's a healthbar and directional indicator when you're on them.

Lucio is the ultimately superior option in solo queue.

>>145320857
Mei is pretty fucking fun though. The icicle shooter is my favorite gun in the game.

>>145320909
She actually has a smaller hitbox than Symmetra.
Also half of Symmetra's hp is shields and her LMB is rather short range since you're supposed to be a curry ninja.
Meanwhile Widow is a sniper who shouldn't really be on the front lines, thus there's no reason at all for her to have Pharah/Soldier/McREE tier health.

>>145320226
good lord this is an ugly artstyle

are they not embarrassed to show this to others?

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>>145320823
>My biggest problem is that I can't receive attention at the end of the game :(
The world would be a better place if all tripfags were just banned from the internet

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>>145320623
It's not the worst ship I've seen.

I think RoadRat/JunkHog is awful. Also I don't even want to think of who's the top.

>>145320654
I love that little gremlin fuck.

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>That one friend who literately only knows how to play Soldier 76 at level 35 and refuses to try anyone else because "I don't know how to play them"

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>tfw don't feel like playing until Widow gets nerfed
>tfw even when she gets nerfed she will still be cancerous

Why did they decide to put any type of Sniper in the game in the first place? Feels like it completely disrupts balance.

It also annoys me HOW IMPORTANT Mercy's ult is in competitive games. I don't know if having a full team res in the game was a good idea

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>>145320923
>its in the fucking decimals

>>145318074
YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>145320384
>I don't know why this is so appealing.

They get to fly around together and be cute!

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>>145317175
>tfw you're the most annoying nigger on the team

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>>145320923
>>145321080
>watching it slowly regress until the distance isn't visible anymore

>>145320723
Put walls in chokepoints on cooldown. If you make anyone else in the game mad, you've done your job.

>>145321079
Mercy's ult charge rate absolutely needs a nerf. She should get 50 shields or something to compensate, but full party rez every 30s is just wrong.

>>145321052

just ignore and filter him

hes some lolgen shitstain

So at what level does this game become fun

Because I'm lvl 29 and I've hit a point where every match is the same shit. Shitty Reapers and Genjis and Hanzos jacking off into their own mouths while I defend/attack the objective by myself.

DIE
DIE
DIE

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>>145318263
>tfw standing on the payload on hollywood as hanzo while my team goes full killdozer